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Additional terms apply. Hey,

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hey, hey, everybody. My name

2:20

is Doug and movies are

2:22

my jam. This is Doug

2:24

loves movies recording on Sunday

2:26

afternoon, May 19

2:30

2024. My guests today are

2:32

Samantha Ruddy and Kate Willett.

2:34

Hello. Hey, a

2:39

third guest was booked who might

2:42

join us in progress. But

2:44

I don't want to drag anybody for not

2:46

showing up because who knows what the issue

2:49

might have been. But it's

2:52

happened very rarely with the show that we've

2:54

only only have two guests. But I

2:56

think if it's going to happen, this

2:58

is a good one. Let's meet

3:01

them individually and

3:03

alphabetically by first

3:05

name. A

3:11

returning champ to this show is here. It's

3:13

Kate Willett. Hey, Kate. Hey,

3:15

I'm so happy to be back. Yeah,

3:18

welcome back. Tell

3:20

us about your special that's out right now. Um,

3:24

so I have a new special out

3:26

on Amazon and Apple TV and YouTube.

3:28

And it's called loopholes. It

3:30

is 45 minutes of jokes

3:32

about relationships, astrology, politics,

3:35

what else we got

3:37

in there, tradwives, a

3:40

bunch of different stuff. I think it's really fun special. So

3:43

I'd love if you checked it out. All

3:46

right, well, I'm happy to promote

3:48

it again at the at the

3:51

end of the episode so that

3:53

people don't forget. And our second

3:56

guest who managed to be here today

3:58

can be seen with me at

4:01

Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia

4:03

on June 15th. It's

4:06

Samantha Ready. Hello,

4:08

hello from sunny Philadelphia.

4:11

I'm excited. Yeah,

4:14

I think it's gonna be a super fun show.

4:16

It's in the afternoon like I like to do

4:18

at 4.20. Michelle

4:22

Belune is gonna be there. Oh,

4:24

I love Michelle. One of the

4:27

more fun last names to say. And

4:30

you've got something to promote though, other

4:32

than being on my show, yes? I

4:35

sure do. Tell us about

4:37

it. Very excited about

4:41

what's today? Couple weeks from today,

4:43

it's gonna be my first comedy

4:45

special. Baseball Mom is out May

4:47

28th. You can get it on Amazon,

4:49

you can get it on Apple. And

4:52

I'm really stoked about it because I worked very

4:54

hard on it and it's about 10 years of

4:56

jokes. Oh, wow.

4:59

Yeah, it was a long time coming. Yeah,

5:02

you just accumulated them over the years and

5:04

then boom, it's a special. Yeah,

5:07

yeah. So like all of the fat has

5:09

been trimmed. It's really tight and I'm just

5:11

super excited for people to watch it. Yeah,

5:14

I do not enjoy a fat, I

5:17

don't wanna fat shame any comedy specials, but

5:20

I shouldn't be fat. I

5:24

didn't even realize how messed up that sounds.

5:26

We'll just cut my whole promo out. Oh,

5:32

that's okay. I'm

5:35

fat if that helps. Am

5:39

I allowed? Okay. I think,

5:42

yeah, I think it's, it

5:44

wouldn't have been bad if I didn't

5:46

make such a big thing out of

5:49

it. I just thought it was a

5:51

fun way to describe comedy that the

5:53

fat's all been shaved away and

5:55

it's just lean jokes. Yeah.

6:00

both of you for being here

6:02

today and before we play

6:04

some games which is going to be

6:07

extremely competitive with just

6:10

the two competitors I'd

6:12

like to get a recommendation

6:16

of a motion picture that

6:18

you are passionate

6:20

about for some reason

6:22

or another and we'll

6:24

start with Kate okay

6:28

so this is I

6:31

thought of this but okay I did just

6:33

see a movie that I know got a

6:35

lot of hate in the reviews but I

6:37

thought it was really good because of the

6:40

acting I saw the Civil

6:43

War movie and I just thought that

6:45

Chris and Dunst's performance in that movie

6:47

was just so amazing she is an

6:49

incredible actress I know the movie got hate

6:51

in the reviews but I really loved it

6:53

I think she's one of the best actresses

6:56

of our time I

6:58

heard yeah the things I heard about that movie

7:01

made me like not

7:03

not see it in in the theater

7:05

I will certainly see it eventually but

7:07

I wasn't drawn to go to

7:10

a theater because it just seems a little too

7:13

weirdly scary right now I

7:16

mean it's interesting because it

7:19

doesn't like when I was when I

7:22

was thinking about watching it I thought it would

7:24

kind of be like you know taking what's happening

7:26

right now and sort of expanding it to the

7:28

worst possible outcome but

7:30

it's kind of a very fantastical

7:32

scenario like Texas and California alliances

7:35

the seed and the reasons for

7:37

the war are not really spelled

7:41

out it's more

7:43

about like the

7:45

kind of ethics and experience of

7:47

being a war photographer

7:50

and I don't know I just

7:52

thought she did just a really good job I

7:54

mean a lot of the criticism of the movie was

7:56

that you know it kind of doesn't take

7:58

any political chances and

8:00

like I hear it but I

8:02

just I thought the acting was so good. Yeah

8:06

Kristen Dunst is just a

8:09

terrific actress. I'm looking forward

8:11

to when you

8:13

know she starts just winning awards

8:15

constantly because she

8:17

and her husband Jesse Plummins are both

8:20

great and they you know

8:22

they love working together. She's a I'm

8:25

excited for her next movie. She's in

8:28

the next Reuben Ostrin

8:30

movie, the guy who did

8:32

Triangle Sadness. Oh

8:34

wow. Yeah it's

8:37

called the Entertainment System is Down and

8:40

it's about all the chaos that

8:43

happens on a long flight when

8:45

there's no nothing to

8:47

watch and you know nothing to do.

8:49

I will

8:54

have to watch it. My head was like

8:56

oh my gosh that's like that's the one

8:58

that's too real for me you know. No he

9:01

gets into really

9:05

like because the Triangle Sadness is

9:07

just bummed. I haven't ever gone

9:09

on a cruise on a smaller

9:12

ship like in that movie but

9:14

it still had some you know

9:19

things that reminded me that like whatever I go on

9:21

a cruise it's kind of you are kind of rolling

9:23

the dice you don't know what you know what kind

9:25

of horrible weather you

9:28

could possibly encounter but

9:32

all right Civil War it's it's

9:34

it's it's on the record Kate

9:39

liked it. Samantha

9:42

what's your recommendation? I

9:49

just watched Late Night with the Devil and I loved

9:51

it. It

9:53

was so good. I loved how

9:56

it was shot so much. I'm

9:59

sorry for my delay. I was yeah, that

10:01

was the second. I was

10:03

just about to be like, did we

10:06

lose you? And there was such a

10:08

good dramatic pause, ultimately, because you've

10:11

been there the whole time. It's

10:13

fun. Yeah, I guess it did seem like

10:15

a really like emphatic late night with the

10:17

devil when in reality I was rambling with

10:20

my microphone. You know,

10:22

we should have had like a ticking

10:24

sound or something. But that movie,

10:27

David des Molchan, first of all, is

10:29

a friend of this show. He's been

10:31

a guest on it. And, you

10:34

know, he's another person that he's always

10:36

he always plays creeps and everything. You

10:38

know, he's a good character actor in

10:40

that regard. But it's fun. I mean,

10:42

he's still a little creepy in this

10:44

movie too. But you know, yeah, but

10:47

he's the lead and a more, more

10:49

straightforward character than he

10:51

usually gets to play. And but

10:53

just just the filmmaking, just

10:55

the way that just the balancing act

10:57

of essentially you're just watching a talk

11:00

show, like you see what happens during the break.

11:03

But it's really like just watching a TV

11:05

episode of a TV show where things

11:07

get weird, just play out and it

11:09

just the pacing of

11:12

it and the pacing. Doug,

11:14

it the pace, the best

11:16

pacing I've ever seen. Yeah,

11:18

well, because you know, they have to go to

11:21

a convert, you know, in the movie, they still

11:23

have to be like a real talk show and

11:25

go to a commercial every six minutes. And then

11:27

during those times, people are running around and you

11:29

get to see all their behind the scenes conversations

11:32

and stuff. And it just

11:34

really, just really, I

11:38

don't know what the word is, you

11:40

know, just captures, you

11:42

know, a TV talk show so well. Yeah.

11:46

And then just all these creepy

11:48

ass things happen where it's like, you

11:51

know, it feels like it can escalate at any

11:53

moment. You never know when it's gonna really, you

11:56

know, it's almost like a wait for

11:58

it video on Instagram, like where You

12:00

know, they tell you, you're going to have to wait

12:02

a minute or two, and then something is going to

12:04

happen. And that's how the whole movie is. It's always

12:07

like you're on the verge of

12:09

something crazy happened. Yeah,

12:11

I was like slightly anticipating

12:14

something like the whole movie.

12:18

Yeah, it's really, it's really well done

12:20

and probably an extra interesting experience on

12:22

your TV. I saw it in the

12:24

theater and was just really impressed by

12:26

how in a theater it didn't feel

12:28

stupid to be watching what looks like

12:30

TV. Oh, yeah, yeah.

12:33

To flip upon it on your actual TV,

12:35

there's going to be people out there that

12:37

think they're watching a real talk show if

12:39

they land on it, you know, at the

12:41

right moment. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, for sure.

12:45

That would be so fun. That would

12:47

like ruin my grandma's day. This

12:55

will be the Civil War

12:57

and Late Night with the

12:59

Devil are, you know, terrific

13:02

picks because they're, you know, I believe

13:05

both probably still in in some theaters

13:07

and then will show up very soon

13:09

on like pay-per-view

13:11

and stuff. And

13:15

I always do little, not

13:17

always, but I often do polls

13:20

on X formerly Twitter

13:22

where I, you

13:25

know, list the movies that were recommended my guess

13:27

just for fun and just say, you know, which

13:29

do you like the best? And I it'd be

13:31

interesting to see how these two movies play

13:35

against each other in that poll.

13:39

But enough about that.

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going to play some games. And like

14:52

I said earlier, the competition is going to

14:55

be extra intense because

14:57

there's only two players. It's a

14:59

two player game. This

15:01

first one we're going to play

15:03

is called Something Something and the

15:06

Something Something. Lots

15:08

of movies have titles that name the

15:10

main character and then

15:12

something else that's key to

15:14

the story or movie like

15:16

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate

15:18

Factory, Darby O'Gill and the

15:21

Little People. Can

15:24

you think of any Kate or Samantha, any

15:26

titles like that? Man,

15:29

I know there's a million titles

15:31

like that, but now all of a sudden it's not

15:33

coming to my mind. Right? And

15:36

then sometimes it's just the name of

15:38

a person and no and the whatever,

15:40

but it starts like it's going to

15:42

be one of those. I've

15:44

taken some classic movies

15:46

that don't have that style

15:48

of title and changed

15:51

it, changed the title

15:53

to that format. So

15:55

your job here is to figure out

15:58

what movie it is based on the movie. on

16:00

the lead character's name and

16:02

then the additional

16:05

information. So Kate's

16:09

gonna go first. If

16:11

Kate, Mrs. Ziff, and Samantha gets a crack

16:14

at it, and

16:16

whenever somebody gets a point, the other

16:18

person gets to start the

16:20

next round. Ready? Ready.

16:28

The first one is

16:30

for Kate. Okay, I'm

16:33

ready. You get the first guess. These

16:35

aren't super easy so don't beat

16:37

yourself up about it if you

16:40

can't figure it out. The

16:42

first one is Shelby Etonton

16:47

and the emergency orange

16:49

juice. Oh

16:52

my gosh. That

16:54

does not sound familiar at

16:57

all. Yeah, I swear

16:59

I swear I've never heard that last name

17:01

before and I've seen the movie a

17:03

couple of times. I

17:05

didn't know that was the last name.

17:08

Maybe they say it at some point,

17:10

but Shelby Etonton. I mean,

17:12

I've never seen Etonton as a

17:15

last name. E-A-T-E-N-T-E-N. Etonton. Her

17:21

name's a typo.

17:24

Shelby Etonton and the

17:26

emergency orange juice. I mean, I

17:29

don't want to give away any clues before

17:32

both of you have guessed, but the

17:36

movie's got some weird names in it. Anything,

17:39

Kate? I

17:41

don't. I'm sorry. That's

17:45

okay. I'm

17:48

addicted to game

17:50

shows, especially the daytime ones,

17:53

and it's so funny on Let's Make a

17:55

Deal and Price is Right.

17:57

You know, the people are so excited to be

17:59

there. with Wayne Brady and

18:01

Drew Carey that that's like that's like

18:04

almost enough and that's and

18:06

when they but when they lose like if

18:08

somebody gets zogged let's make a deal they

18:10

start saying to the host it's okay it's

18:12

okay no it's okay I

18:17

apologize and try to make everybody else feel better

18:19

about their loss no I'm not sad I'm not

18:21

sad at all though you know it's it's cool it's

18:24

cool I was you know I'm really more

18:26

of like a tv versus like movie person

18:28

so it's like fine you know fine I'm

18:30

not embarrassed yeah I

18:35

have no clue either dude I got

18:38

no clue I'm thinking about I hear something

18:40

about tang I don't know why um oh

18:43

yeah he could be like an astronaut

18:46

yeah I was like it's like an astronaut movie

18:48

I'm like how did I get there from orange

18:50

juice but it's

18:52

uh gravity star sorry

18:55

Sandra Bullock would be a funny uh uh

18:57

but that I would come out and

18:59

say tang if it was probably yeah

19:02

you're not gonna make us go fun

19:04

reference um

19:07

I uh yeah

19:10

I don't I don't know either uh

19:14

all right well Shelby

19:16

Eatonton was played by

19:19

Julia Roberts uh

19:21

oh and yeah and

19:23

um her

19:26

mother's name is uh Le

19:30

Min or something like that and played by

19:32

uh Sally

19:34

Field fry green and in

19:39

the ballpark and feel magnolias

19:42

yeah I'm like why do I

19:45

mix those up why am I so sexist yeah

19:47

so sexy winning all

19:50

the time yeah oh these fucking

19:52

chick movies with

19:56

tomatoes and they're magnolia

19:59

yeah It's true. It is,

20:01

you know, definitely two movies that anyone

20:04

can can mix up because just

20:06

the fact that they're led by, you

20:09

know, and their stories about women is

20:11

already, you know, going to make a

20:14

half of the population get

20:16

confused. But and

20:20

they just came out around the same time. But

20:22

the worst one is Shirley

20:25

Maclean's character is named Weezer. And

20:28

they say it a lot. And I just

20:31

never get comfortable with some lady being called

20:33

Weezer. Her name is Jonas.

20:35

Yeah. Her name is Louise. That's

20:37

a nickname for Louise. But

20:47

yeah, every time I hear it, I do. Weezer

20:49

is a nickname for Louise. Yeah,

20:52

because it's spelled O-I-S-E-R.

20:54

We, like Louis E.

20:56

Oh, my God. O-I-U-S-E-R.

20:58

Weezer. I'm going to think about this

21:01

for the rest of my life. I

21:04

mean, you know, it's based on a play,

21:06

I think that, you know, all the characters

21:08

had really flowery, silly names. And then and

21:11

the reason I called it in the

21:13

Emergency Orange Juice is because Julie Roberts

21:15

is a diabetic in the movie. And

21:18

at one point, she's

21:20

having a, you know, a seizure.

21:22

And Sally Field, you

21:25

know, great actress has to run

21:27

around screaming, get Shelby some juice.

21:30

Okay, I get it. I

21:32

saw that movie a long time ago, and it's really good.

21:36

Yeah, it's and

21:39

bad. It's a sad one.

21:41

But all right. So nobody

21:44

got a point on that one. But and

21:47

they deserve and Willem Dafoe. Willem

21:49

Dafoe also is quite a makeup job in that

21:51

movie. Okay, so

21:53

a lot of I was going to keep going. I

21:55

was like, I feel like a lot of the 90s. I

21:57

feel like a lot of the 90s movies were just testing. the

22:00

bounds of prosthetics. They're like, does this look

22:02

stupid? Let's find out. You know, I

22:05

feel like they were really

22:07

pushing the boundaries of like what they could do

22:09

because that was all they had. But now that

22:11

like CGI is so good, you just you just

22:14

don't see that level of insane

22:16

prosthetics. No, and

22:19

it's funny that like, this

22:21

CGI is often now used

22:23

the in the other directions,

22:25

other big old actors young

22:27

again, which I cannot stand.

22:30

Like, if it's a

22:32

flashback or something, fine. But when the

22:34

Irishman is three hours of this weird

22:36

effect of having to watch young Joe

22:38

Pesci and yo young Robert De Niro,

22:41

it's just it's it's brutal,

22:43

because it's distracting. Hey, you,

22:46

you guys, young actors need gigs, you're already

22:48

famous, and you probably Joe Pesci doesn't even

22:50

want to work anymore, I don't think. So

22:53

take a seat. And,

22:56

you know, it just I don't know, it's

22:58

just takes me

23:00

out of it every time. Okay, so Samantha,

23:03

you gotta go first on this next

23:05

one, since Kate's on the board, she's

23:07

got a point. All right. All

23:09

right. Andrea

23:12

Sacks and

23:14

the boss bitch. The

23:19

devil wears Prada. Yes. Correct.

23:23

I love that movie. Yeah, I

23:25

couldn't I was trying to think

23:27

of like another way to describe

23:29

the situation. It

23:32

was I mean, I got it immediately, you know.

23:35

Yeah. Well, that's like what

23:37

that is. Yeah, exactly. That's

23:39

the boss bitch movie. She

23:42

kind of is like the top. Like

23:45

if you think about a woman boss

23:47

in a movie, I mean, certainly like

23:49

Nurse Ratched is like in charge of

23:51

some stuff. But, but

23:54

what's her name? Priestly.

23:59

What's her first name? name. Miranda.

24:03

Miranda. Miranda Priestly. Yeah.

24:06

She's just really, you know, they're making

24:08

a Broadway musical

24:10

out of it. And

24:14

that's gonna hinge in pretty much

24:16

entirely on how, how great

24:18

the casting is of the Meryl

24:20

Streep role. And Meryl Streep sings, Wouldn't it

24:22

be Wild if they're just like, Hey, Meryl

24:25

Streep, because like, that character can be the

24:27

age Meryl Streep is now. It's

24:29

not like Meryl Streep was playing her like when she

24:31

was super young, you know. I'd

24:35

love that would be wild. But I don't

24:37

know if it doesn't feel like Meryl Streep

24:39

would want to do eight shows a week.

24:43

But she's back on the next season of only

24:47

murders in the building. So I'm happy

24:49

to see that. Okay,

24:51

so who

24:55

got that one? Okay.

25:02

All right. I wrote it down. Okay. This

25:05

is where somebody pulls into the lead. Kate

25:08

gets to go first. Let's

25:11

do this. Let's do it. Helen

25:14

Sharp and the whole

25:17

situation. Helen

25:19

Sharp and the whole situation. Yeah.

25:22

And whole is spelled H O

25:24

L E. Okay.

25:32

Okay, there's a there is a movie where there's

25:34

a lady who has a

25:37

hole in her and it's from

25:40

the it's from the 90s.

25:43

And I did see it when I was a

25:45

little kid. And I feel

25:47

like it had let me

25:50

see. I

25:53

feel like okay, I

25:55

totally I do remember this movie was

25:57

it Okay.

26:02

Let me, let me,

26:04

okay, is it, um, is it death becomes

26:06

her? That is

26:08

correct. You got there. Congratulations.

26:12

Nice pull. Yeah, well I

26:14

was like, I remembered that it was Goldie Hawn

26:16

because Goldie Hawn was my favorite actress when

26:18

I was a little tiny kid. I thought

26:20

she was so great. But

26:23

then I just, yeah. Now

26:25

you hate her. Yeah, I don't hate

26:27

her at all. Yeah,

26:32

she is awful now. No, she's, um, she

26:36

is one of my favorites too. And,

26:39

uh, like, you know, if you go

26:41

back and watch some of her old,

26:43

old movies, early ones, uh,

26:45

she's just so great that like even

26:48

if the movies is, she's always so,

26:50

so much fun to watch. And of

26:53

course, uh, death

26:55

becomes her. She plays, uh,

26:57

she played Helen Sharp and

26:59

the aforementioned Meryl Streep was,

27:02

uh, you know, the other lead in that

27:04

movie. And then, um, now

27:06

it's a Broadway musical that's coming

27:08

to Broadway this fall. And

27:12

I got to see it

27:14

in, uh, Chicago and it's

27:16

really fun. And they really,

27:18

they really go for it with the, remember

27:20

how Meryl Streep falls down the stairs and her

27:22

neck gets all twisted? Yeah, yeah.

27:25

Uh, they do that and they do

27:27

the hole in the stomach bit. And then, you know,

27:29

and then lots of other stuff because the

27:32

musical is like two and a half hours long in the

27:34

movie was, you know, two hours, I

27:36

guess, or less. I haven't

27:38

seen a musical in a long time. I really need

27:40

to go do that. I mean, I live in New

27:42

York. I can go stand in line and get discount

27:44

tickets. I've got to make it happen. Every

27:47

comedian I've ever known that lives in

27:49

New York does not go to Broadway

27:51

shows. Well, I'm going

27:53

to change that. I'm going to be a pioneer. I

27:56

go to like one or two years. You

27:59

do? Yeah, yeah, I do exactly

28:01

what Kate said. This

28:05

year, what did I see? I

28:08

saw... I didn't enjoy it.

28:13

It was the one about 9-11, but

28:15

it was like upbeat. I forget what

28:18

it was called. Oh, Come From

28:20

Away. Yeah, yeah. 9-11,

28:22

the musical. Yes,

28:25

Come From Away. It's

28:27

about a plane full of a bunch of

28:29

people who get stranded, you know, because flights

28:31

got diverted. So they get stranded somewhere.

28:34

I think they're like... They

28:37

get stranded in the Canadian... in Newfoundland,

28:39

Canada, which is also kind of the

28:42

Yellow Jackets plot, getting stranded in Canada.

28:47

With very different results, though,

28:49

in terms of cannibalism

28:51

and whatnot. But,

28:55

so you didn't love Come From Away. What was

28:57

the last Broadway show you saw that you did

28:59

like? Hmm.

29:03

It's a great question. I'm

29:12

so bad. I could always... like I see things

29:15

stoned all the time. And then I'm like, that

29:17

was amazing. But I'm like, I don't even know

29:19

what I saw. Oh, I

29:21

saw... No, that wasn't

29:23

what... But Doug, I'm just gonna keep being

29:26

like, oh, what was it? I'm

29:28

with you, though. I'm with you on just getting as high

29:30

as possible. Yes. Because it's just...

29:32

it's always... there's so much to look at.

29:35

It's just such a... It's so fun. Yeah.

29:37

It's so fun to just be absolutely, you

29:39

know, and being high, you're not, you know,

29:41

you're not gonna, you know, bother anybody. It's

29:44

not like getting drunk or doing, you know,

29:46

harder or it's just you just sitting there,

29:48

just taking it all in. But I totally

29:50

get that feeling of like, after it's done,

29:53

you're kind of like, oh, maybe it was

29:55

a little too high for that one. Because

29:57

I don't even remember what happened. It's

30:01

just such a fun thing to do, I

30:03

think, and I love it, but it's just

30:05

for some reason between the

30:08

cost and just also it just being,

30:11

you know, not, you

30:14

know, it's just still not considered like

30:16

something that, you know, most

30:18

straight male comics have no interest

30:20

in it. Yeah. You

30:23

know, so I never have anybody to bond with.

30:26

I've had to become friends with people who actually

30:28

work on Broadway so that I have people to

30:30

talk with about Broadway because if I start bringing

30:32

it up to the other comics, they're just like,

30:34

whatever, dude. Like I don't know. You

30:37

know, you got to become friends with John Marcos or AC. He

30:40

is. He's all in for theater. Oh,

30:42

he is. That's good. I am.

30:45

Yeah. I mean, I feel like I'm

30:47

friends with him. We've done each other's podcasts, but

30:49

that's great to know because there's

30:51

a guy named Gabe Mollica who's

30:53

done. Oh, yeah. Yeah,

30:55

he's he's done his own like one

30:57

man show off Broadway and stuff. And

31:00

he's he's super into it, too. So

31:02

I like I like talking to him.

31:05

I had a tiebreaker prepared. It's

31:07

like meant to be

31:10

easier than they than the others. And

31:12

it's Rosemary Woodhouse

31:14

and the offspring from

31:17

hell. Rosemary

31:20

Woodhouse and the offspring from hell. Yeah.

31:25

What's that called? This is this

31:27

is mine. No, I'm just

31:29

throwing it out there because it's just

31:31

a tiebreaker that in case we had

31:33

a tie. But Kate, you

31:35

know, Kate, Kate, it's Kate's our official

31:37

winner. Yeah, I got

31:39

it. Yeah, I almost just

31:41

said baby in the last part, too.

31:44

Like, you know, why not just really,

31:46

really give it away. But,

31:49

Kate, you won that one and we'll

31:52

find out what that means after

31:54

this. We

31:57

are back and. uh

32:00

it's been a very exciting competition

32:03

so far and since

32:05

Kate won the first game today

32:07

she gets to go first in

32:09

our second and final game which

32:11

is something I call weird

32:14

algorithm. Weird algorithm

32:16

nice. Yeah I

32:18

was a giant weird out fan when I was growing up.

32:20

I could feel a weird out fan but that was

32:23

my first concert I ever went to. I was eight

32:25

and I got my parents to take me to see

32:28

Weird Al. I

32:30

was very lucky early on

32:32

in my career to be

32:35

like working in Vegas and

32:37

Al was there for some

32:39

reason and he came he was

32:42

like doing something in the same hotel that

32:44

I was doing shows in. So he came

32:46

to the comedy show and I

32:48

met him and we've been

32:51

like you know email friends ever since.

32:53

He's always you know I can get

32:55

him on the podcast sometimes but he's

32:57

generally you know just gives me a

32:59

polite no because he's so busy but

33:02

that dude is one of

33:04

those people where I get a uh

33:07

something from him every year on my birthday.

33:09

Oh that's so sweet.

33:11

You know it's always just an email that's

33:13

probably the thing he sends out to all

33:16

the birthdays that year. Yeah but

33:18

it's still always it's just always

33:20

like fucking Weird Al. No

33:23

it's my birthday today. I'm a big I'm

33:26

a big nobody gets to know my birthday

33:28

person or not doesn't get to know but

33:30

I don't I don't bring it up ever.

33:32

I don't mention you know what sign I

33:34

am or what my birthday is but several

33:38

years back for some reason

33:41

the internet decided my birthday was May

33:43

7th so for years I had a

33:45

fake birthday and I would get

33:48

birthday messages on two days each year because

33:50

of the fake one and the real one.

33:53

It's finally been cleaned up in most spots

33:55

but I did get enough because it's the

33:57

fake ones in May and I did get

34:01

a message for congratulating me on my

34:03

birthday from like a comedy club or

34:05

something that just somehow got

34:08

that incorrect information. But

34:10

anyway, this game is based

34:12

on the algorithm that is

34:14

weird on the

34:16

IMDB website because you

34:19

can take the cast of any movie

34:22

and rearrange the

34:24

credit order based on

34:26

their current, as

34:28

in right now, today, popularity

34:31

based on the star meter on

34:34

IMDB. So I

34:36

will name a movie and

34:38

then each of you will get one guess

34:41

of who in that movie you

34:43

think would be the most popular

34:45

today based on this

34:47

algorithm. And if you get the number one

34:49

person, you get three points. Number two, you

34:51

get two points. And three, you get one

34:53

point. Anybody else you mentioned from the movie

34:56

isn't worth any points, but, you

34:59

know, still shows that you are

35:02

here to play. Let

35:06

me think if there's anything else you need. Oh,

35:08

and answers can be shared,

35:11

but ultimately, some somebody, you

35:13

know, will want to win. So you

35:15

might want to not give the same

35:18

answer as another person, but we'll we'll go back

35:20

and forth a little bit and you can discuss

35:22

out loud your your reasoning for

35:24

your choices if you want. And I'll

35:26

tell you, I'll tell you the two people

35:28

that are technically are

35:30

thought of as the stars of the movie

35:33

and either one of them could be in

35:35

the top three, but they might not be.

35:38

So if you could think of anybody else's in

35:40

the movie, that's the sort of

35:42

the twist to it is that you might have

35:44

to come up with somebody on your

35:46

own if you can. All right. The

35:50

first movie is

35:52

from the 1970s, but

35:55

very popular, will not go away in our

35:58

lifetimes for sure. It's

36:00

called Grease. Say no more. Staring

36:03

Johnny Travolta and

36:06

Olivia Newton-John, who

36:08

do you think Kate

36:12

Willett is the

36:15

top person today

36:18

from that motion picture? You

36:22

know, the only person besides

36:24

Olivia Newton-John or John

36:27

Travolta that I could see

36:29

being in it would be Stockard

36:32

Channing. I

36:38

think that it's pretty distributed, but I'm just

36:40

going to go with Stockard Channing

36:42

to have a weird

36:44

guess. Okay.

36:48

Samantha, what do you think? Stockard

36:53

Channing, I

36:55

was just going to throw in this factoid. This Stockard

36:57

Channing was like 33 when she made that

36:59

movie. I know. It's one

37:01

of my favorite fun facts. I also was going

37:04

to say her, Kate. So this has thrown me

37:06

into disarray. And now you're going to say somebody

37:08

correct and win. I'm just

37:10

going to go with John Travolta because I would

37:13

be so mad if I didn't

37:15

and it was right. That's

37:18

a terrific way to look at it. So

37:24

you're locked in now, Kate, with

37:26

Stockard Channing and Samantha with John

37:28

Travolta? Yes. Okay. So

37:32

Olivia didn't crack the top

37:34

three. She came in fifth. Number

37:38

four, interestingly enough, this is

37:40

the kind of weird thing that happens on here.

37:43

The actor Michael Behan, who went on to

37:45

be in the Terminator and

37:47

Alien franchises, he

37:51

is in it like in the

37:53

scenes where John Travolta is doing sports.

37:57

And he's not even credited in the

37:59

movie. But you know once IMDB figures

38:01

out this somebody's in something not credited. They

38:04

still Credit

38:06

them for it Number three

38:08

is in fact

38:10

John Travolta So

38:14

Kate was right we don't know Well,

38:18

you don't know but number two. Yeah

38:20

was Stockard Channing. So that's worth Two

38:23

more points. I don't know what Stockard's done

38:26

Lately that would put her

38:28

in such high standing, but that was

38:30

a terrific. Yeah I'll tell you what

38:33

I was gonna say Stockard Channing because

38:35

a couple days ago. I saw a

38:37

viral social post about her That's

38:39

what I see. That's what made me think that is I

38:42

see so I think a lot of people are looking at it

38:44

On the internet, you know, yeah, yeah Fandoms

38:48

Yeah, she just having a moment. Yeah Well,

38:52

maybe this moment was inspired

38:54

by the fact that the actress

38:57

who played Patti Simcox just died

38:59

and So

39:01

she is number one

39:03

Susan Buckner Never

39:06

would I see never? Yeah,

39:11

so you doesn't have to cry anymore

39:13

about the all of her prom decorations

39:16

falling to shit And

39:20

the other the other girls can't be mean

39:22

to her anymore speaking of mean girls For

39:26

the next round transition Samantha

39:29

gets to go first on this one and it's

39:33

The og mean girls not

39:35

the current girls, but the

39:37

original loved Star

39:39

Glizzy Lohan and Tina Fey and

39:42

lots of other terrific actors who

39:44

are still Still going

39:46

at it. So who do you think would

39:49

be number one right now? Oh my

39:53

gosh Okay,

40:07

I just have to pick somebody. I

40:15

can't remember what the actress

40:17

who plays Regina George's name

40:19

is. I

40:21

think it's fair for me to tell you. Rachel

40:23

something? Yeah, Rachel McAdams. Yes, Rachel

40:26

McAdams. I'm gonna go with her. Oh, okay. She's

40:31

so popular, you don't even need to know her real

40:33

name. Okay, am I wrong,

40:36

Doug? What are you trying to say? Kate,

40:39

what do you think? You

40:41

know, who I've seen a lot of on the internet lately

40:44

is Amanda Seafree. Am I pronouncing that right?

40:46

Seifree, I don't know. But

40:48

I've seen a lot of posts about her. I

40:51

have worked on award shows over the years

40:55

writing where she's gonna

40:57

be a presenter. And the

41:00

debate about how to say her name,

41:02

and then when you talk to her

41:04

reps, they all have different opinions about

41:06

how to say her name. Good, so

41:08

I'm not making myself look like an

41:10

idiot, everybody's confused. Yeah, I'm

41:12

always stop myself. Is it

41:15

Seifree or Seifree? Which

41:17

one is it? Because I've never been

41:19

clearly laid out for

41:21

me. But that, but

41:25

she is definitely in the movie

41:27

as Karen, who,

41:31

you know, back then, like the name Karen

41:33

meant something different. Yeah. Okay,

41:37

so anybody want to switch their answers or

41:39

is everybody happy with where

41:43

they're at with Rachel McAdams

41:45

and Amanda Seifree? I

41:48

will keep mine. Okay.

42:01

The number three

42:04

is Lacey Shabare. Okay.

42:08

Number two is

42:10

Amanda Sosud. Nice. So

42:14

that's worth two

42:16

points for Kate.

42:19

And number one, Rachel

42:23

McAdams, who

42:26

is currently starring on Broadway in a

42:28

play and people

42:30

say she's terrific in

42:32

it. Ooh, I think

42:34

I saw the posters for that. Yeah,

42:38

yeah. It's, you know, I

42:40

tend to go for musicals or at least things

42:42

that are kind of a spectacle. Same. Harder

42:46

to get me to go to a play, but she's

42:48

supposedly terrific in this play, so I

42:51

would certainly consider it. Same.

42:54

So we got a tie going into the final round. Ooh, my

42:56

God. Brutal competition. Very

42:59

exciting. And staying on

43:01

the musical theme, let's do Chicago the

43:03

Movie. Chicago

43:05

the Show is still running on Broadway

43:08

after forever, but

43:10

the movie starred Renee Zellweger

43:12

and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Who

43:16

do you think got into

43:18

the top three or even better,

43:20

number one, from Chicago? Oh,

43:24

sorry. We start this one with Kate.

43:28

Well, this is tough because

43:30

Richard Gere has been permanently

43:33

an Internet phenomenon.

43:37

Name is? I

43:40

think it's fair for me to tell you. Rachel something?

43:43

Yeah, Rachel McAdams? Yes, Rachel

43:45

McAdams. I'm going to go with her. Oh,

43:47

okay. She's so popular,

43:49

you don't even need to know of a real

43:52

name. Okay,

43:54

am I wrong, Doug? What are you trying to say?

43:57

Kate, what do you think? Um,

43:59

you... know who I've seen a lot of

44:02

on the internet lately is Amanda Seyfried. Am

44:04

I pronouncing that right? Seyfried? I don't know.

44:06

But I've seen a lot of posts about her.

44:08

Yeah. I have worked on

44:10

award shows over the years, writing,

44:14

where she's going

44:16

to be a presenter or something, and the

44:18

debate about how to say her name. And

44:20

then when you talk to her reps, they

44:23

all have different opinions about how to say

44:25

her name. Good. So I'm not making myself

44:27

look like an idiot. Everybody's confused. Yeah,

44:30

I'm always stop myself.

44:32

Is it Seyfried or Seyfried? Which

44:34

one is it? Because it's never

44:37

been clearly laid

44:39

out for me. But

44:43

she is definitely in the movie

44:45

as a Karen,

44:48

who walked

44:50

in. The name Karen meant something different.

44:53

Yeah. Okay,

44:55

so anybody want to switch their answers, or

44:57

is everybody happy with where

45:01

they're at with Rachel McAdams

45:03

and Amanda Seyfried? I

45:06

will keep mine. I will

45:14

keep mine as well. Okay.

45:20

Number three is

45:23

Lacey Shabare. Okay.

45:26

Number two is

45:29

Amanda Seyfried. Nice.

45:31

So that's worth two

45:34

points for Kate.

45:37

And number one, Rachel

45:41

McAdams, who

45:44

is currently starring on Broadway

45:46

in a play and people

45:48

say she's terrific in it.

45:52

I think I saw the poster for that.

45:55

Yeah, yeah, it's, you know, I

45:58

tend to go for musicals or at least

46:00

things that are kind of a spectacle. You

46:02

know, it's harder to get me to go

46:05

to a play, but she's supposedly

46:07

terrific in this play, so I would

46:09

certainly consider it. So

46:11

we got a tie going into the

46:14

final round. Oh my gosh, I think.

46:16

Brutal competition. Very exciting. And

46:19

staying on the musical theme, let's

46:21

do Chicago the Movie. Chicago,

46:24

this show's still running on Broadway

46:26

after forever, but

46:28

the movie starred Renee Zellweger

46:30

and Catherine Zeta-Jones. Who

46:34

do you think got into

46:36

the top three or even better,

46:38

number one, from Chicago? Oh,

46:42

sorry, we start this one with

46:44

Kate. Well,

46:46

this is tough because Richard Gere

46:49

has been permanently an internet

46:52

phenomenon for

46:55

all kinds of weird reasons, but

46:57

I don't feel

46:59

like I've seen Catherine Zeta-Jones in a

47:01

while. I do

47:04

feel like I did see Renee

47:06

Zellweger recently in some articles, but

47:12

yeah, like Queen Latifah's in

47:14

this movie too. Okay,

47:18

I'm just gonna go with Renee. I

47:21

know that's a boring answer, but I'm going with her.

47:24

Okay. Yeah,

47:29

sorry, Doug. Yes, okay. I'm

47:31

gonna go with Queen Latifah because

47:33

I also saw a social post about her the

47:35

other day that had a lot of traction, and

47:37

I think it might mean people are searching for her.

47:41

Okay. Anybody

47:45

having second thoughts about their

47:47

answer? I've had second

47:49

thoughts. No,

47:52

Doug. Because I'm like, Queen

47:54

Latifah is kind of like permanently on

47:57

people's minds. I do feel

47:59

like it's... intuitively that's probably right, but I

48:01

don't want to have the same answer as Sam

48:05

because then nobody Then

48:07

we will have the exact same score. I Don't

48:11

know I'll leave mine. I'll leave mine. I suspect

48:13

I will regret it, but I'll just do that

48:16

I mean I make that decision a tie

48:19

wouldn't make me mad. You know

48:21

there's no You know it's

48:24

not You know I do have a

48:26

tiebreaker if if it comes down to it, so

48:28

I want you to okay I'm

48:30

going I am also going with Queen

48:32

Latifah, and and you know

48:34

we perish or succeed together later Yeah

48:40

This is amazing. I love have you no

48:42

loyalty. Yeah, I

48:45

love the Sharing

48:47

the same answer that is worth

48:50

no points. She didn't make the

48:52

top three Oh

48:55

my God It's

48:57

a Number

49:00

three is Richard gear and Number

49:04

two was Jossie Riley No,

49:07

he didn't make it. There's two is

49:09

Renee Zellweger And

49:11

then number one is why would you go? Oh?

49:14

Yeah? I guess she was in that Lucy

49:16

Lou oh Yeah,

49:19

I guess she's in that Yeah

49:26

Man, I could've looked like only one this if

49:28

I didn't change my answer wouldn't want to tell

49:30

me uh why? Okay, well.

49:32

I don't know. I don't know yeah. I think

49:34

she shows up at the end is like you

49:36

know the what do you call it? You

49:39

know like the new You

49:41

know the new killer Performer

49:45

you know I Yeah,

49:47

I always remember it like I had to

49:49

do like a musical Version

49:51

of some songs for Chicago when I

49:54

was in a high school show choir,

49:56

so I just forever in my mind

49:58

I just hear pop thick squish sit

50:00

through the place That seems, that doesn't

50:03

seem age appropriate. No,

50:07

I don't, I don't know why they

50:10

did it. I don't know. I don't know. Yeah,

50:13

show choir, I don't know

50:15

if you know what show choir is, but

50:17

it's very not age appropriate in a weird

50:19

way, but they have

50:22

high schoolers doing it, singing

50:24

adult songs all over the country, and sequence outfits that

50:26

are usually, have come up with that. You

50:29

have come up here neck with a

50:31

turtleneck. It's very strange. You

50:34

better, you better be careful. You're going to

50:36

get limbs of TikTok to go act

50:39

show choirs. Oh no. Yeah.

50:46

They're like, these people are gay. And I'm

50:48

like, no, they're more men. They're more men,

50:50

actually. Yeah. Okay.

50:55

So since Kate was the winner of

50:57

the first game, that brings an

50:59

advantage here at the end because Kate

51:02

gets to pick first on

51:05

this next one. And this one,

51:07

you cannot share answers and whoever

51:09

has whichever name ranks

51:12

higher is the

51:14

winner today. And it's

51:16

back to Death

51:19

Becomes Her that was mentioned earlier

51:22

today, starring Meryl Streep, Goldie Hawn, and

51:25

Bruce Willis. There's not a lot of

51:27

other characters in it. So

51:29

between those three, who

51:32

do you think is number one today, Kate?

51:35

I mean, I am

51:37

going to get

51:40

Meryl Streep because she is one of the greatest

51:42

actresses of all time. This

51:44

is probably wrong, but I'm just I'm doing it. Okay.

51:48

And at least Bruce Willis or Goldie Hawn, who

51:51

do you think ranks higher, Samantha? Well,

51:53

the answer is Meryl Streep. So I

51:55

guess Goldie Hawn. Okay.

52:00

Um. She's

52:04

in the bear, Doug. Of course she's in

52:06

me number one. Goldie

52:08

Hawn is in the bear? No,

52:10

isn't Meryl Streep? In

52:13

the bear? I'm wrong. She's not in the bear. Why

52:16

did I think Meryl Streep showed up in the bear? Everyone's

52:18

in the bear, Doug. Yeah,

52:20

Jamie Lee Curtis showed up in the bear.

52:23

Mm-hmm. Why did I get my wires

52:25

crossed on that? What did Meryl Streep just

52:27

show up in that I associate with the

52:29

bear? I

52:32

mean, if it's, you know, serious television, only

52:34

murders in the building. Oh,

52:36

that's it. She's

52:40

always passed on TV until the only

52:43

other TV she's ever done. She's in

52:45

the Angels in America movie. Yeah,

52:47

no, it's only murders. I associate only

52:49

murders in the bear with each other

52:51

only for the reason that they're both

52:53

like sort of prestige, comedy,

52:56

dramedy that are, that

52:58

like kind of came on in similar times. Yeah,

53:01

yeah. Okay, so

53:04

the bad news here is that

53:07

number one, probably due to just

53:10

nostalgia for his work

53:13

and his unfortunate retirement,

53:16

Bruce Willis is

53:19

number one. Oh, okay. Yeah,

53:22

and then who

53:24

said Meryl Streep? I did. Number

53:28

two. Dang. Unfortunately,

53:33

Samantha, I'm going on with

53:35

number three. Well,

53:38

you could have got it. You could have got it.

53:41

I know. I know. I literally had a 50-50.

53:45

Yeah. All

53:47

right. So Kate, you are winner today and you

53:49

get to of course come back and defend

53:51

your title soon. But for now, let's do your

53:54

plugs. What do you want to promote? So

53:57

I have a new special

53:59

on Amazon. Apple TV and YouTube,

54:01

it is called Loopholes. Please

54:04

check it out, it's very fun. And

54:06

I'm also touring all over the country this

54:09

spring and summer. And

54:11

please follow me on Instagram for

54:13

my tour dates. Kate.willit with two

54:15

Ls and two Ts on Instagram.

54:19

I almost said that at the beginning, the

54:21

two Ls and two Ts, but how often

54:23

is that an issue for you? You

54:26

know, Doug, it's actually a very

54:29

big issue because Kate Willett with one

54:31

T, she has a Gmail

54:33

address, don't email her, but

54:35

she's a prankster and

54:38

people will email her by accident

54:40

thinking they're emailing me. And she

54:43

has gotten me into all kinds of

54:45

trouble. I almost got fired from a job

54:48

because of this lady. She, I

54:50

was working on a play, actually old school play

54:53

and the director of the play emails. And

54:56

Kate had some really mean stuff

54:59

to her with profanity and

55:02

the director calls me like late, late, late at

55:04

nine was like, what is happening to you? Have

55:06

you lost your mind? You just, I'm like, you

55:09

cut me out. She's like, I'm like, no, I

55:11

did it. I absolutely didn't. And she's like, you

55:14

know, do you not remember that?

55:16

Are you having some kind of psychological

55:18

disassociation? And I'm like, what is going

55:20

on here? Forward me this email and then

55:22

I see that it is Kate Willett with one T. I

55:25

always just do specify. That's

55:29

so weird. Like your average person would just

55:31

ignore it or eat or maybe even write

55:33

back if they have the wrong person, but

55:36

to just run with it like that and be weird.

55:39

I think that she gets a lot of emails from

55:41

me, you know, that are intended for me. So I

55:44

think that it's like, I don't think

55:46

that she pranks every single person, but I

55:48

think that, you know, because I do stand

55:50

up and you know, I must have my

55:52

public person that this has become a thing

55:54

in her life and she does not appreciate

55:56

it. Yeah. All

55:59

right. A realty

56:01

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56:03

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56:06

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56:09

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56:11

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56:14

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56:16

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56:18

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56:20

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56:23

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56:25

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56:27

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56:29

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56:37

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56:41

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56:44

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56:47

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56:49

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56:54

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56:58

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57:00

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57:24

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57:26

Will it and Samantha Ruddy. Or

57:29

the third guess it was gonna

57:31

be here today was a former

57:33

President Barack Obama will try to

57:35

schedule. He always let Let let

57:37

me be clear, I'm not limit. As

57:41

if you. Have

57:43

your number of murders. We all love movies.

57:45

The American people love movies without. He.

57:48

Puts out a list of his

57:50

favorite movies every year and.is often

57:52

has one or two movies that

57:54

he added and and could be

57:56

also like that helps produce movies.

58:00

and he always likes the ones that he's involved with,

58:02

of course. Barack Obama, A24 guy.

58:05

Yeah, absolutely. He's seen Civil

58:08

War, I bet. All

58:10

right. Well, usually end every episode

58:12

with the last line from a motion

58:15

picture, but the reference book, I'm

58:17

out on the road in the reference book that

58:19

has that stuff in it. I don't have

58:22

it with me. So when that happens, I

58:24

always like to make up a final line.

58:28

And so I'll

58:30

say what I think might have been

58:32

the final line of death becomes her.

58:36

And so as always, ouch.