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shot. This is
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Douglas movies recording on Sunday
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June 30th 2024.
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Happy years halfway over
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day and my guests are
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Sam Levine, Mary Santora and Kurt
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Zeigler. Hello. Hi. Hey.
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Let's meet
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everybody individually and alphabetically
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by first name. He's
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a returning champ that was pulled
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pulled not fooled
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pulled from the audience at Magoobies
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in Maryland a couple weeks back.
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He's a mild man
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and credit union employee and his name is
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Kurt Zeigler. Hey, Kurt. How you doing? Good.
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How are you doing? Hello everyone. I'm
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alright except for this this
2:50
voice thing. I just I
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arrived in Spokane, Washington a couple days
2:54
ago and and my I
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lost my voice and then proceeded
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to do four stand up headlining
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comedy shows which did
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not help my voice but
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now after this podcast is over,
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I'll have two days to rest
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and hopefully things will
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improve or I'll just always sound
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like someone who smokes cigarettes which I
3:18
do not. Kurt
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Zeigler, how has your life changed since
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becoming a Douglas movies champion? Oh
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man, it's been crazy. I can't
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I can't even keep track of all the letters
3:30
I'm getting and all the fan mail just it's
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it's nuts but you got a
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lot of you got a lot of letters
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like a few vowels and a few consonants.
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Exactly exactly. No but
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I sent it to a lot of people
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and oh you did. Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. I got a lot of people to listen to
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Douglas movies that never heard of it. Oh, what is
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this? I
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appreciate the bump because you know I'm
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most my guest just doing. to move on,
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you know, because they got busy show
4:03
business lives. But I'm
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glad you were able to use it
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as a calling card or a just
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a show off card. Yeah, does
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anybody? Do you know
4:16
anybody that just listens to it, like on
4:18
their own who would stumble on to you
4:20
suddenly being a guest? Or was
4:23
it all people that aren't familiar that you had to
4:25
go hey, listen to this? Well,
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the only person like that is my
4:29
ex girlfriend. So that should be pretty
4:31
funny. She's gonna be like, what? What
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is it? Oh,
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shit. I might
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lose a listener over this over this
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situation. But you gained like five
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or six with the Kurt Ziegler bumps. Okay,
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that's fantastic. But
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thank you for being here today.
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Also joining us is another champion.
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It's all champs today. It's
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Mary Santora. How's it going, Mary? I
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am one of the people who just move on
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with my very busy show business
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full life. So you're
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you're welcome that I'm back to be honest
5:07
with you. No, I'm actually forward
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the episode to your friends and family
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say listen to this. I'm a champion.
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I will give you a share to my
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Instagram story. That's the best I can do.
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Okay, well, I'm actually
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I'm back home in Cleveland for a week. And
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my step kid has never seen Wizard of Oz.
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So we were watching Wizard of Oz just before
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this. Oh my god, I
5:33
hope Sam and Kurt do okay
5:35
today because it's all Wizard of
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Oz. Oh, my god, the refresher
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course. It's
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funny, I saw, you know, how
5:45
Seth Meyers does that thing where he
5:47
gets drunk with a celebrity. And, you
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know, they just goof around. He did
5:52
one with Mary. I mean, Mary, he
5:54
did one with Julia Louis
5:56
Dreyfus. And during
5:58
it, while they were drunk. she said
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to Seth Meyers, you look like Ray
6:02
Bolger from Wizard of Oz, and he
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did not find it to be a
6:06
compliment. He
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was pretty upset about it. I don't think he's
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a bad looking guy. You
6:17
know, you give a guest a big shot of honesty,
6:19
dude, that's what's gonna happen. All
6:22
right, what did I want to ask you, Mary? Oh,
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how have you been wearing like a
6:26
crown around in your day-to-day life since you won
6:28
on the show? I'm just a
6:30
sash. I'm not really a crown guy,
6:32
more of just a sash, a little
6:34
understated, you know. I don't
6:37
think you're a guy at all, but what does
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the, what does the sash say on
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it? It says, champion
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4EVA, forever.
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Oh, well,
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that might change today,
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unfortunately. I don't think
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so. I like your confidence, I really do,
6:57
because our third guest is
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Sam, the man, Levine, AK, Lil
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Wolverine and Deadpool in theaters July
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26, hashtag not an ad.
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Hi, Sam. Hey, buddy. No
7:10
further questions. My
7:13
voice is too shot for this. That's okay.
7:16
Nothing, not much has changed with me since we last
7:18
did this. We can move right into the next. Well,
7:20
a lot has changed with you since your Zunom avatar,
7:22
because it's a picture of you from
7:25
Freaks and Geeks. A picture from
7:27
like a week ago. I don't know what you're talking about.
7:30
You stay out of your front of a brick wall. Were you doing
7:32
stand-up? I
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am, and I'm also standing at a water
7:38
fountain. Oh, right. It is a little water
7:41
fountain with a brick wall behind it. I
7:43
get it now. So yeah,
7:46
so before we play some games
7:48
today to determine what
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I would call an ultimate champion, I'd
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like each of you to recommend
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one movie. We'll start with
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you, Kurt. Go. Okay,
8:01
I'm gonna go with there's
8:03
a movie I think it's on Amazon. It's
8:05
the guy by the guy who did he
8:07
wrote American Beauty and he created
8:10
like six feet under in true blood, Alan ball
8:12
but it's called. Uncle Frank.
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Oh my god. I'm so
8:17
happy to hear this because I
8:19
think it's one of the most under appreciated
8:22
and not correctly heralded
8:24
movies. In
8:26
a while I mean I guess part of the
8:28
issue was it came out during the pandemic and
8:31
it went straight to streaming, but I
8:33
think that movie is amazing. Yeah, everybody
8:35
a little bit more about it. Yeah,
8:38
I think it's amazing to it's um, it's the
8:40
girl I think she was in the it movie.
8:43
Yeah, but she's like a teenager and she goes
8:45
to, I think she gets to live with her
8:48
uncle who was like the one person in the family
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that she bonds with and her
8:52
uncle's gay and lives with his husband
8:54
or his partner. And then it
8:56
just kind of like goes from there and you
8:58
find out a lot about her uncle's past and
9:00
stuff and it's like good like coming of age
9:02
movie and really good drama and there's some funny
9:04
stuff in it too. So I really really do.
9:07
I also agree. I think it's one of the best movies of
9:09
the past few years and like nobody knows about it. Yeah,
9:12
I thought when I saw it, I was like, this
9:14
is the best picture contender and Paul bet nice you
9:16
get an award. I
9:18
think Steven root is really good in it.
9:20
Like it's just oh yeah, he's like really
9:22
bad. I forgot about him. Yeah. Oh yeah,
9:24
he's so mean and you know, most of
9:27
his roles and in real life, he's a
9:29
sweetheart. So it's a it's a
9:31
great performance. Have you seen
9:33
that movie, Sam? I have. And
9:36
I wholeheartedly agree with everything. Okay, good.
9:40
Yeah, pause gave me pause like I
9:42
have. I have. I wasn't expecting follow
9:44
up questions. No, it's great. And Steve
9:46
Zahn is great in it. Everybody's great
9:49
in that movie. Yeah, it's
9:51
really a character
9:54
actor dream and it's just
9:56
really good. So, regardless of what
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Mary and Sam recommend. everyone
10:00
listening, find Uncle Frank and watch it. I
10:02
bet you it's still on Prime, because
10:05
that's where it started. And I don't think Prime really
10:07
ditches stuff. They just
10:09
keep it in the collection. Mary,
10:12
what have you got for us? I know that you, it
10:16
seems like every time we talk to you, you're
10:18
binging horror movies. That seems
10:21
to be what I do. I don't
10:23
know why. My boyfriend's real into horror
10:25
movies, and then he always ends up
10:27
falling asleep. So then I have to
10:29
watch them alone. Actually, I wanted to
10:31
ask you, and I'll recommend this weirdo
10:33
movie. Did you ever end up watching
10:35
Mad God? Mad
10:37
God. I told you about
10:39
it the last time we were in Austin
10:42
around. I don't even remember you recommending
10:44
it. So unfortunately, I have not watched it.
10:47
It is probably the most unsettling
10:49
movie I've ever seen. This guy
10:51
did this claymation movie, and it
10:54
took him like 30 years to do
10:56
it. And it's like the only
10:58
thing he's ever released. And it's
11:01
very, very uncomfortable and super weird.
11:03
And I can't
11:05
even really describe it other than like, if
11:07
you're a fan of like, weirdo
11:10
horror sci fi claymation
11:12
with just strange
11:15
scenes and almost no plot, I would
11:17
go ahead and recommend Mad God. It
11:21
sounds, it sounds to me like a
11:23
full length tool video. Kind
11:25
of actually, if they did a claymation one.
11:27
Yes. That's almost exactly what it is. But
11:29
yeah, I agree. It's really awesome. It's
11:32
very weird. And you
11:34
recommended it on the show previously? No,
11:37
we were talking about horror movies in the
11:39
green room after the show. And I recommended
11:41
it to you after the show. Okay, well,
11:43
that's that explains a little better why I
11:45
forgot about it. But it's
11:48
just called Mad God. Mad
11:50
God. Yes. It's so
11:52
it's it is it is I will say probably one
11:54
of the most definitely the
11:56
weirdest and one of the most unsettling movies
11:58
I've ever seen. All
12:01
right. Well, you know, I'm not anxious to
12:03
see it, but I might, uh, I
12:06
might give it a try. Do you know where it's living right
12:08
now? Is it on a streamer? I think it's on
12:10
shutter. Oh, if
12:13
you have that's like, well, I'm not,
12:15
I, as much as I love horror movies,
12:17
because I love movies in general, um,
12:20
I haven't subscribed to, to
12:22
shutter because just
12:24
all horror is not really what I'm
12:26
looking for. Then you know what?
12:28
I'll recommend Wizard of Oz. The
12:34
old double recommend. Well, I'm
12:36
gonna ask you this. What is your, you
12:40
know, cause we see Wizard of Oz over
12:42
and over again, but I bet you anytime
12:44
somebody watches it, they sort of
12:46
learn or see something new that they
12:48
don't remember from seeing it, uh, repeatedly
12:51
in their childhood. Did anything stand out to
12:53
you on your, on this recent viewing? Um,
12:57
honestly, I was rewatching
12:59
it, right? And, uh, like I said,
13:01
my boyfriend's daughter has never seen it.
13:03
And so I'm like paying closer attention.
13:05
And, um, I
13:09
just, I've never picked up on how subtly
13:12
funny it is that like a lot of
13:14
the humor is not directly
13:17
said, but it's in like the way
13:19
that these old thirties and
13:21
forties actors use their bodies and their faces.
13:26
I mean, yeah. So it's
13:28
not that it's like, yeah,
13:30
the script isn't the best written jokes, but the
13:32
way that they do like the physical humor, I
13:34
was like laughing out loud while I was watching
13:36
it. Have
13:39
you ever seen the deleted scene where the
13:41
scarecrow, uh, is singing
13:43
his song, you know, each other's
13:46
song when she meets them, he's
13:48
singing his song and there's like,
13:50
they, they made these like rubbery
13:52
fences that, uh, are
13:54
around the cornfield and bounces off.
13:57
Yes. Yes. So I
13:59
have the two. disc DVD collection
14:02
of Wizard of Oz. And so I have seen
14:04
those, yeah. You've gone deep on
14:06
it. You've seen all the little extras and
14:09
stuff. And
14:12
I didn't mean to use the word little there,
14:15
you know, to be smurch munchkins. We
14:17
all know what you mean. Have
14:19
you ever seen Under the Rainbow
14:21
with Chevy Chase and Carrie
14:23
Fisher? No, I have not. It's
14:27
a movie that, it was an amazing premise that
14:29
the movie's not turned in, turned out that good.
14:32
But it's an amazing premise because it was
14:34
just all about the
14:36
hotel that all the munchkins stayed
14:38
in during production. Now they all
14:41
were super partiers. Like they all
14:43
were just acting crazy the whole
14:45
time. It's a documentary or it's
14:47
like a- No, no, it's
14:49
Chevy Chase and Carrie Fisher. Those
14:52
are both actors that appeared in films
14:55
a long time ago. No,
14:57
I didn't know if they were like doing
14:59
like a documentary type of like reliving. Whatever,
15:05
dude. And
15:08
there's a joke in the movie that I
15:11
always, always like repeat, like when I'm in
15:13
an elevator. I mean, I don't say it
15:15
out loud, but I think of it when
15:17
I'm in an elevator with smaller
15:20
people or children is a bunch
15:22
of people are crowded in the elevator,
15:24
including a bunch of little people. And
15:29
Sam, what's the name of the guy that was one
15:33
of the two Enos brothers in the smoking
15:35
to bandit movies? Oh
15:37
God. The big Enos, what was
15:39
his name? He was a great
15:41
comedian and now I can't think of
15:43
his name. Paul Williams, is he one of
15:46
them? No, Paul Williams was the little one. Oh
15:48
God. And then the big one was that guy
15:50
who was, he was like, he used to write
15:52
for like award shows and tonight's show and
15:54
he was always a really funny guest. And I
15:57
feel sad that I can't think of his name right
15:59
now. but he's in the elevator and
16:02
there's all of these little people
16:04
and you know, it used to be the elevator
16:06
rapper when you got into the elevator, you'd say
16:08
where you're going, you know, which floor and what
16:10
part of the hotel. And
16:12
he gets in and says ballroom and
16:15
all the little people back away from
16:17
him. Ha! Ha
16:19
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
16:22
ha ha. If I come to me, it's like,
16:24
you know, it's one of those things that like during the
16:26
show, I might suddenly think of his name but anyway,
16:31
so watch Mad God and Wizard of Oz on
16:33
a double feature. And
16:36
then thank Mary Centura for the nightmares that
16:38
you're gonna have. Welcome. Cause
16:41
Wizard of Oz is scary too. Dude,
16:43
the flying monkeys are terrifying looking.
16:46
Cause they're people. They're terrifying looking, they could just swoop
16:48
down and grab you no matter what size
16:50
you are. Ugh. Like
16:52
they're strong little monkeys. They're so strong. Yeah.
16:56
Okay, Sam. Yep. I've
16:59
been, you know, really into these
17:02
recommendations. So I'm counting on you. Oh,
17:04
you're gonna love this one. A third good
17:06
one. It's gonna fit right in. Okay.
17:10
The 2011 classic, Cowboys
17:13
and Aliens. Watch.
17:16
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
17:18
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
17:20
ha. Cowboys and Aliens, you heard me Doug. Yeah.
17:23
Wait just a second though. It just came into my
17:25
head. His first name was Pat. Oh
17:28
wow. Okay. Then I was not thinking
17:30
of Pat anybody for. It
17:32
was Pat's, it's Pat somebody. Okay, go ahead.
17:35
Tell me about, tell me about why you
17:38
liked this movie that was trashed
17:40
and people weren't into it at the
17:42
time of its release. Honestly, it's because
17:44
earlier today, a memory came back
17:47
to me and it's a strong one
17:49
and a good one. And it's something I, it probably pops
17:51
up in my brain about once a month. So
17:54
back in 2019, I was at an event
17:56
and I was having. a
18:00
very nice conversation with Olivia
18:02
Wilde and a woman
18:04
who couldn't have
18:07
been more than 60 years old on
18:10
the outside came up to the
18:12
two of us and started chatting and she was
18:14
obviously a big fan of Olivia's and
18:17
so they're having
18:19
a very nice conversation mostly about the event. And then
18:21
at the end of it, this is 2019, the
18:24
woman says to her, you know, oh, you've
18:27
been so sweet and I don't wanna give
18:29
away or anything but I loved you and
18:31
cowboys and aliens. And
18:33
Olivia just said, oh, okay, cool, thanks. And then
18:35
the lady walks away and Olivia
18:37
and I sort of look at each other and she goes, what
18:40
the hell was that? That movie came out in 2011. It
18:45
was eight years ago. What
18:48
does she mean doesn't wanna give away her
18:50
age? Was
18:53
she pretending to be nine? Like
18:56
I don't understand. So
18:59
that's what I was thinking about and that's why
19:01
I wanted to recommend it really just so I
19:03
could tell that story. So
19:07
you really don't think anybody should watch it? Yeah,
19:09
you should probably watch Uncle
19:12
Frank, let's be honest. So
19:17
it's all the cowboys or actors we
19:20
know, but like the aliens when they
19:22
show up, they're like a special effect,
19:24
right? There's no stars playing aliens. No,
19:26
maybe Michael Jackson. Because
19:30
it's Harrison Ford and
19:32
James Bond. Yes, Harrison Ford
19:34
and James Bond, yes, Daniel Craig. It's
19:38
Indiana Jones and James Bond, Fight the Aliens.
19:41
That would have been a smash hit even
19:43
though it's not very good. Right.
19:45
If they'd have just called it that. That's
19:49
where they went wrong. I guess they would
19:51
have been ahead of themselves is
19:53
on calling him James Bond. Because
19:57
he hadn't done a James Bond movie yet. No,
20:00
he'd done a few because it was 2011, so
20:02
he'd already done at least two. He'd
20:04
already made a Quantum of Solace. I
20:08
believe Quantum of Solace had come out by
20:10
then. Yes. Yeah. I love that Daniel Craig
20:12
was a beloved that James Bond when he's
20:15
in one of the worst James Bond movies
20:17
ever made. Quantum of Solace, the
20:19
title is not that's not. I
20:22
mean, it's bad enough. But
20:24
then the movie itself is
20:26
so goddamn weird. Yeah, the
20:28
villain in that movie has to drink
20:30
a can of motor oil in the
20:32
middle of the desert. Like, what is happening?
20:35
Well, we don't see it. We just
20:37
we learn that he drank it later because.
20:42
But why? Why would that happen in a
20:45
James Bond? OK, anyway, so
20:48
I mean, it makes it easier
20:50
for the listeners to just go watch Uncle Frank
20:52
or Mad God or Wizard of Oz because
20:56
you gave them this nonsense movie. But also,
20:58
if Olivia Wilde is
21:01
listening, you
21:05
know, at least we've got we've got that going for us. Yeah,
21:07
I'm sure someone will bring this to our attention. All
21:14
right. Thanks for your recs. We got to do a break so I
21:16
can rest my voice. We'll be right back. OK,
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don't know if you can hear it but I think
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I'm like at least 10% better.
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I'd say 30. Oh okay, thank
22:31
you. Our first of
22:33
two games today is something I
22:35
call so-and-so and
22:38
the something something.
22:41
Have you played this before Sam?
22:43
I don't think so maybe I don't know it's
22:45
just gonna make me laugh every time then I
22:47
guess. Yeah,
22:50
Fert's probably familiar with it. Mary
22:53
probably doesn't know what I'm
22:55
talking about. Here's all this game
22:57
works Mary. There's movies out there, many of
23:01
them, all the Harry Potter's and
23:03
then others like Willy Wonka
23:05
and the Chocolate Factory where it's
23:07
the name of one of the main characters of
23:09
the film and then something
23:11
more about them or you know
23:14
what's gonna happen in the movie.
23:16
So what I've done is taken
23:19
classic movies. All
23:22
right, take it back. I've taken movies
23:24
that exist and I've... The
23:29
way their classics are not as for you to
23:31
decide but I've taken these movies and
23:34
I've given them a new
23:36
title which is the name of one of
23:38
the lead characters and then
23:40
something else about
23:42
the movie that hopefully sounds
23:45
kind of like a catchy
23:47
title that would exist.
23:49
I mean one of my favorite ones of
23:52
all time was there's a movie starring Alan
23:54
Arkin and Carol Burnett called Choo
23:56
Choo and the Philly Flash which
23:59
is actually Inside
26:00
Man, nobody thought it
26:02
was you. They were very sexist about
26:04
it. Thought that the male guests on
26:07
the show would recommend that Clive Owens,
26:09
Spike Lee, joined about
26:11
a robbery. But
26:14
Oceans, which Oceans did you say?
26:17
11, I thought the old man's name was Sunny. Oh,
26:21
okay. Maybe it was. Maybe
26:24
you're kind of right. But
26:26
that's not what I'm looking for. Sam, what am
26:28
I looking for? I think you're looking for Dog
26:30
Day Afternoon. That is correct. Al
26:35
Pacino as Sunny, in
26:37
my mind, one of
26:39
the greatest movies. It's just so good. It's so
26:42
tense. And it's way ahead of its
26:44
time because he's married to a
26:46
trans person in the film, played
26:49
by Chris Sarandon. And
26:51
there's a lot of sensitivity in
26:54
regards to that relationship. But
26:57
it's a robbery that ends up with
27:00
hostages and all
27:02
that kind of business. Any movie
27:04
that's about a robbery and a hostage, I feel
27:06
is like inspired by,
27:08
or certainly they take notes
27:10
from Dog Day Afternoon. In
27:13
real life, hostage situations.
27:17
Every great that movie all the time. Sam's
27:20
on the board at one point, but
27:22
Kurt is up next. Charles
27:26
Foster Kane and his stupid
27:29
sled. Oh,
27:35
Citizen Kane. That is
27:37
correct. What a dick. Hey,
27:41
I don't know who's going to get the easy ones.
27:43
What a man. This
27:46
happens. Sure. This
27:49
one's not so easy, Mary. Perfect. Yeah.
27:54
I apologize. Susan
27:57
Harris and the Randy
27:59
Robot. Susan
28:03
Harris and the Randy Robot. Man,
28:07
I don't know
28:10
any of those words. I'm
28:17
gonna say the Terminator. The
28:24
Terminator? No,
28:26
but you know what? You get Doug points.
28:30
That's where I appreciate you
28:33
for guessing the name of a film that
28:35
has a robot in it. That's
28:37
all I can do. I don't
28:39
know how Randy he is, but the
28:42
Terminator is definitely a robot. Sam?
28:48
I'm sure this isn't right, but I know
28:50
somebody does sleep with a robot
28:53
and bicentennial, man. They do,
28:55
right? Yeah. And Beth
28:57
Davids. Maybe your character's name is
28:59
Susan. I don't remember. But it's
29:01
possible that he was certainly a Randy
29:03
Robot. They make tender love
29:05
to each other. Yeah,
29:09
it's Robin Williams is a robot,
29:11
right? Yes. He's bicentennial,
29:14
man. Yeah. And
29:17
while they're having sex, he just keeps screaming,
29:19
oil can, oil can. Oil
29:24
can what? Yeah. That
29:28
was in practice, Sam. But
29:30
another terrific guess. I like when people come
29:32
to play and make an effort. And
29:36
Kurt, do you have any idea what this is? I'm gonna be honest
29:38
with you. I'd be shocked if
29:40
anybody figured this one out. For
29:43
some reason, the only thing I could think
29:45
of is that weird movie with Andy Kaufman
29:47
where he plays a robot heartbeat, heartbeaps. It
29:51
feels like all the greats can play the robot at
29:53
some point. They're
29:56
like, I'm tired of human emotions. I want to play
29:58
a robot who tries to. human emotions.
30:03
And but that is also incorrect,
30:06
unfortunately. This
30:08
movie is one of the weirdest
30:10
things that came out of the
30:12
70s cinema where anything that seemed
30:14
like anything could happen in a
30:16
movie more so than
30:19
any time in history. It's a
30:21
film called Demon Seed. Now,
30:24
whoa. Okay. And in that movie, very
30:26
famous at the time, popular actresses
30:28
tricked people into coming to the
30:30
theaters. Julie Christie
30:33
is a woman who is
30:35
impregnated by a machine. Nice.
30:39
Yeah. And it's not consensual either.
30:42
I'll tell you that. Oh, God.
30:44
And he gave her the nuts and bolts, huh? Yeah.
30:49
It is the weirdest freaking movie.
30:51
Bold Singular, Mary. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
30:55
It's a really creepy, weird ass
30:57
movie. And I don't
30:59
know if it's probably on Tubi or Pluto or
31:01
something. If anybody wants to check
31:03
it out. If anybody doesn't believe me, just
31:06
look it up in like a movie review
31:08
book. Leonard gave it five and a half
31:10
stars. He loved it so much. You
31:15
say it was the perfect length. Yeah.
31:18
Yeah. It's a tight two
31:21
hours probably. Because back
31:24
in the 70s, maybe like a big war movie, or
31:29
like any kind of thing that
31:31
was epic or had a big cast would maybe be
31:33
like three hours long. But
31:36
most movies were pretty decent about two
31:38
or under, unless
31:41
it was like Lawrence of Arabia or
31:43
something. Okay. So who
31:46
had the last guess on that,
31:48
Kurt? Yeah.
31:51
He also got the last one correct. So
31:53
it should start with Mary again, I think. Yeah.
31:56
Let's do Mary again, but not
31:58
like that robot. The rope. Yeah. As
32:03
soon as I was saying, I was like, this is not a
32:05
proper way to say this. OK. Mary.
32:08
Yes. You're
32:11
going to get this one. OK. I
32:13
feel I feel strong. OK. That
32:16
you got you get locked out and landed on an easy
32:18
one, in my opinion. Elliot
32:22
Taylor and the long distance call.
32:26
Elliot Taylor and the long
32:28
distance call. Phone
32:30
booth. That
32:34
is another amazing. God. Because
32:41
Keith, there's someone calling from like right across
32:43
the street. Yep. But he's on the phone
32:45
for a long time. Yes,
32:49
the distance is time. The distance
32:51
and time is long. The third
32:53
dimension. Yes. The whole. He's
32:56
on the phone for like nine miles. Yeah. It's
32:58
a very long time. The
33:01
whole goddamn movie. Yeah. Sam,
33:04
what is it? Full title, E.T. The
33:06
Extra Terrestrial. Oh, yeah. That is. Come
33:08
on. Yeah. Unbelievable. Nice.
33:11
I'll tell you, I bet you I
33:13
bet you I failed you by actually
33:16
researching because I don't think they
33:18
say his last name that much in the movie, if
33:21
ever. Maybe their mailbox says The
33:23
Tailors or something. I don't know where anybody
33:25
figured this out from. Might even just be
33:27
in the novelization. But but if I just
33:30
said Elliott and the long distance call, it
33:32
probably would have made it more
33:34
obvious. But but
33:36
I still I'm still enjoying your guests. Well,
33:39
I'm going to make a best guessers Hall of
33:41
Fame and put you in there. You
33:44
know, I'm I'm so bad at this game.
33:48
But you've had an answer every time. And
33:51
the answers have not been that far off.
33:55
There's so many people play this game and go, I don't
33:57
know what you're talking about, Doug. I'm going to I want
33:59
to leave. I have context clues.
34:02
Yeah, exactly. That's what we're going
34:04
for. Okay,
34:06
so Kurt's up next. And
34:10
I'm not gonna say ahead of time if
34:12
I think it's easier or hard because that's
34:14
probably extra clues. All
34:18
the treaties and the spice world.
34:22
Dune. Yeah,
34:24
I also would have accepted Dune too.
34:26
No, she's a Dune. And
34:31
they won't shut up about the spice in
34:33
any Dune movie. It's
34:36
all about the spice. Okay, so
34:38
Kurt's got
34:41
two. We're back
34:43
to you, Mary. I hope this
34:45
one rings some bells for you.
34:47
Something, come on. Sophie
34:51
and her slutty mommy. Sophie
34:56
and her slutty mommy. Yeah,
35:00
it's not a horror
35:02
movie. Okay, I only
35:04
know one movie with someone
35:06
named Sophie and it's Sophie's Choice. Is
35:10
that not it? Sophie's
35:12
mother and Sophie's Choice was a slut. I've
35:15
never seen it. Also,
35:19
I'm not into slut shaming. I'm just
35:21
into that it's funny to
35:23
call this movie about a slut when you find out
35:26
what we're talking about. Sam, do you
35:28
think you know it? I
35:32
mean, obviously I also thought it might be
35:35
Sophie's Choice but then it can't be. Sophie was
35:37
not the name of the child. Yeah,
35:42
we never meet Sophie's mother and Sophie's Choice,
35:44
right? No, I
35:46
think we see them in flashbacks but I don't think we spend
35:49
any real time with them. Okay. Is
35:53
it Mama Mia? Yes. Oh,
35:55
that's a good, damn it. For
36:01
anybody who's avoided Baba Mia because
36:03
it's musical
36:05
and probably doesn't appeal to a lot
36:07
of dudes. In
36:11
the film, Meryl Streep has
36:14
relations with three different dudes so close
36:16
together that she has no idea which
36:19
one's the father of her baby and
36:21
also does not feel interested in pursuing
36:23
any kind of results. She just lets it go. Like
36:26
I'm just going to have this kid on my own and
36:29
the three guys don't need to know about it. And
36:31
then when Sophie's about to
36:34
get married she finds her mother's
36:36
diary, reads it, like what's up
36:38
with that? Reading someone's diary and
36:41
then decides to track
36:43
down all three guys and invite them all
36:45
to the wedding and chaos ensues. But
36:47
so much singing and dancing too. Yeah,
36:50
well so much Pierce Brosnan singing which is,
36:52
that's the reason not to watch. But
36:58
anyway, congratulations Sam, you won that
37:00
game. We're going to have to
37:02
get to the tiebreaker which was Fred
37:04
and his modern Stone Age family.
37:06
Oh god. Is it Freddy got
37:08
fingered? Obviously that was
37:11
the catch in the movie. It
37:17
always cracks me
37:19
up that the theme song
37:21
for the Flintstones that they call them a modern
37:23
Stone Age family. And I feel like it's just
37:25
their way of saying that they
37:28
had more money than any, like
37:30
they were affluent Stone Age people. Because
37:34
they could afford a lot of appliances around
37:36
the house that were animals that had to
37:38
do the job as a
37:40
full time job just being like the needle on
37:42
a phonograph record or something. And
37:47
then they'd go, it's a living. Like
37:49
oh, the Flintstones pay you to
37:51
put your beak on the records so they can
37:53
hear it. They had a
37:55
lot of slave labor around the house, let's be honest. Yeah,
37:58
animals, slave labors. But at
38:00
least they're getting paid something, I guess. I
38:03
don't think they'd say it's a living if they didn't get
38:06
anything out of it. But also this reminds
38:08
me that in the
38:10
Jetsons, someone
38:15
recently told me that the
38:17
backstory in the Jetsons is
38:19
that when they first met, Joe
38:23
Jetson and Mary Jetson, I don't
38:25
know if that's their names. But
38:28
when they first met, he was 23 and she was 16. Oh
38:32
my. Yeah. In
38:35
the future. In the future, Doug,
38:37
age really is just nothing but a number. Yeah,
38:40
it really is. Because they-
38:42
All right, so what? I was
38:44
just gonna say maybe they also measured time
38:46
in distance and
38:48
the years didn't matter. That's
38:52
it, exactly. He was light years ahead
38:54
of him in maturity. Well,
38:56
the distance between this game and the next
38:59
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39:01
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39:44
are back and Sam
39:47
took down game one but
39:50
it was competitive and
39:52
fun and everything I
39:55
like about doing this show but
39:58
what we're gonna play now is something. Sam
40:00
Levine does not like about this show. It's
40:03
a game called Weird Algorithm. No.
40:07
No. No. I'm
40:10
not playing it just because you're
40:12
here, Sam. And I'm
40:14
playing it because I think it's a fun
40:16
game that
40:19
your genius movie
40:21
trivia skills might not be enough
40:25
to win this thing. So we're
40:27
gonna start with Sam. Then we'll
40:30
go to Mary, then we'll go to Kurt. But each
40:32
round, we'll start
40:34
with a different person. And here's how
40:36
Weird Algorithm works. I
40:39
go to the IMDB website,
40:44
and I type in the name of a
40:46
movie. And then you
40:48
can change the cast order of
40:51
the listing of the movie from
40:53
their genuine order that they
40:56
were credited in. You can change it to the
40:59
popularity algorithm on
41:01
IMDB to determine the
41:04
order of the people. So
41:06
I will name the movie, and
41:10
then I go to Sam first and I'll say,
41:12
who do you think is the top person
41:16
on IMDB today, popularity-wise,
41:19
that was in this film? I
41:21
will also name the top
41:23
two actual build people in the
41:26
film, but those two
41:28
people aren't necessarily popular
41:30
today, or popular enough to be in the
41:33
top three. Once Sam's
41:35
made his guess, we'll go
41:37
to Mary. You can have the same answer
41:39
as Sam as you want, or you could guess somebody
41:41
else. It's up to you. Then
41:43
we go to Kurt, same thing. You could
41:45
share an answer, but strategically at some point,
41:48
somebody needs to say a different answer, but that's
41:51
up to you. If it's a tie at
41:53
the end, I have a tiebreaker ready to go. But
41:56
there's usually disagreements on who they think is
41:58
gonna be top build. Plus also
42:02
the top-yield person is quite
42:04
often something out of left field, somebody
42:06
you may not even have known was
42:08
in that particular movie. So that's certainly
42:12
something to think about. If you get the number
42:14
one person, it's worth three points. Number two is
42:16
worth two points. And number three is worth one.
42:19
And we're going to play three rounds. And like
42:21
I said, a different person will go first each
42:23
time and you don't have to have your own
42:25
answer. You can share an answer with somebody else.
42:28
You ready, Sam? I guess so. Okay.
42:33
We're doing the OG, the first
42:36
Hunger Games motion picture, The
42:38
Hunger Games, starring J-Law
42:40
and Jaa H. Josh
42:43
Hutchinson. Who do you
42:46
think Sam from that big cast? A
42:49
lot of people in that movie, who do you think would
42:51
finish number one or at least in the top three
42:54
by popularity today? All
42:58
right. I
43:02
am going to
43:04
say, because
43:06
we've talked about how IMDB
43:08
works. So I
43:11
am going to take
43:13
a, it's probably
43:15
a long shot guess, but I
43:17
will say Donald Sutherland. Recently
43:21
deceased, recently great actor, Donald
43:23
Sutherland plays President Snow. So
43:27
in the Hunger Games, that's
43:29
who you think's number one because of
43:31
the attention his passing has brought. I
43:34
mean, I will say I know women
43:36
always, no matter what, tend to do
43:38
better on IMDB. So it's
43:41
probably going to be J-Law,
43:44
but I'll, I will
43:46
roll the dice. Mary?
43:50
I was actually going to say the same thing
43:52
because there has been so much buzz around him
43:55
because he just died. And
43:58
such, such a great actor. Yes. Working
44:02
all the way till the end, like he looked
44:04
at his IMDB and he's got, you
44:07
know, credits that, you know, I
44:09
think he's even got stuff that hasn't come
44:11
out yet. Kurt,
44:14
do you agree with Mary and Sam or do you want
44:16
to say somebody else? I
44:19
think I'm going to do, I'll do
44:21
Jennifer Lawrence just to initiate that recent
44:23
romantic comedy. It's pretty popular. I
44:26
can't remember the title, but no hard feelings. I think
44:28
it was the title. Yeah. Yeah.
44:30
Yeah. They had to give it, I guess,
44:33
a generic title because no hard
44:35
feelings that you can't remember the title. Yeah,
44:37
they couldn't. They couldn't call it Naked Beach
44:39
Fight. Yeah. Oh
44:41
my God, it would have done so much
44:43
better if they'd called it Naked Beach Fight
44:45
starring Jennifer Lawrence. Yeah. Would have sold a
44:47
few more tickets, I think. But
44:52
I wish, I hope that all
44:54
of Hollywood is,
44:56
you know, recognizing that she is really
44:58
good in that movie. She's great.
45:01
I think she's a great
45:03
actress, but it's so we've seen so many
45:05
movies where she just has to play somebody
45:07
that's just shit on and down drawn and
45:09
trying to, you know, succeed and very dramatic
45:12
and, you know, things like mother,
45:15
but. Thank
45:17
you for including the exclamation point. I was. I tried
45:19
to even though my voice was shot. Okay.
45:24
And so that's the only thing about this game is
45:26
I go back and give everybody a chance to change.
45:29
Sam, are you sticking with Donald Sutherland? I guess. Mary,
45:33
you two? Yeah. And
45:35
Kurt, you still like J-Law? Yeah,
45:38
I'll stick with that. All
45:40
right. Well, I'll start with the bad news.
45:44
Jennifer Lawrence managed to come in fourth,
45:46
so it's not worth any points. Wow.
45:49
Yeah, it's interesting who did
45:52
finish in the top three because number three,
45:55
don't even remember he was in it. Jack Quaid. I
45:58
don't even know who that is. Dennis
46:00
Quaid's brother. Son. Ha
46:02
ha ha ha ha ha. You're
46:05
thinking of Randy. Yeah, Randy Quaid.
46:09
Randy got Randy with a
46:11
woman and he's a robot.
46:13
No, Jack
46:16
Quaid is not only Dennis Quaid's son, but
46:21
also the star
46:23
of very popular series called The Boys. Hmm.
46:27
Yeah, which I would think
46:29
maybe you'd like. You haven't checked out The Boys,
46:31
Mary? I'll have to check it
46:33
out. Yeah, I mean, it's a
46:36
very violent superhero show. Oh, perfect.
46:38
Yeah, it gets
46:40
pretty nasty. I like to have trouble
46:42
watching it, because it's so rough. Coming
46:47
in at number two, interesting development.
46:51
Actress by the name, Amanda
46:53
Stenberg. Who
46:56
is shot to the top
46:59
of the popularity charts on IMDB because
47:01
she has currently played Rue on the
47:03
series, the Star Wars series, Acolyte. Which
47:08
people are into, I guess. And
47:12
then number one, we're three points. Of course, it's
47:14
Donald Sutherland. Yay, we
47:16
did it. We are both on the board
47:18
with three points each for Kurt. And
47:21
still anybody's game. And
47:24
Mary gets to go first on this next
47:26
one. Hey. The film
47:28
that I enjoy quite a bit, did
47:32
well at the box office and at the
47:35
awards, a film called
47:37
Hidden Figures, starring
47:39
Tajari P. Henson and
47:42
Octavia Spencer. So you
47:44
could take one of those. Sounds like you're not
47:46
familiar with it, Mary. No, the
47:49
fact that you gave us two names are the only two
47:51
names I know in this film. So
47:54
I'm gonna go with, I'm
47:56
trying to think of who's been more relevant out of the two.
48:00
recently. Yeah. Um,
48:06
I'll go with Tijari P. Henson. Taraji.
48:08
I'm sorry. Okay. Taraji.
48:10
Yeah. Uh,
48:15
Kurt, what do you think? Yeah,
48:18
I can't remember who else in that movie. Um,
48:21
I guess I'll go with, I'll
48:24
do Octavia Spencer. Change
48:27
it up a little. I like it. Sam,
48:29
can you think of anybody else in
48:31
that movie that might, uh, today be
48:34
more popular than those two great actresses?
48:36
I can, but only because he is a
48:38
new movie coming out. So
48:40
I'm going to say Kevin Costner. Oh,
48:44
nice. Yeah. Kevin Costner is
48:48
in a film. I think he even is the one that says
48:50
this is ridiculous that these amazing
48:52
black women who are figuring out how we
48:55
can go into space through their math abilities
48:57
should also not have to walk a mile
48:59
to go to a bathroom. So
49:03
he's, he's, he's, I'd say more of a hero in
49:05
that movie than in the movies where he thinks he's
49:07
a big hero. Um,
49:09
all right. Uh, okay.
49:12
So, uh, Mary, what do you think about
49:14
that piece of information? Do you think Kevin
49:16
Costner is more popular right now than either
49:18
of those two actresses? No,
49:22
I'm going to stick with it. Taraji. Okay.
49:25
Kurt, how about you? Actually?
49:27
Yeah. I'll go. I forgot about the horizon movie
49:29
coming out. Um, or even that he was in
49:31
this, so I'll do Kevin Costner. Okay.
49:35
Uh, Sam, you're good with Kevin Costner. I
49:37
guess so. Okay. So we got
49:40
two Kevins, one
49:42
Taraji, and, um,
49:45
this is a tragedy. To
49:49
me, uh, cause Taraji
49:51
and Octavia finished sixth and seventh
49:55
on the list. Unfortunately,
49:57
but three,
50:00
it's kind of
50:03
wild that the top three are all white
50:05
people in this movie that celebrated a black
50:07
achievement. But number
50:09
three is Kirsten Dunst. Who's
50:13
always great. So I you know can't be too
50:15
mad about it. But
50:17
in fact, number two is Kevin
50:19
Costner. So that
50:21
gives hurt two more points and Sam
50:24
two more points. It's not
50:26
a two more. And then I
50:28
just have to add that this
50:30
just in Horizon Part One that Kevin
50:32
Costner has decided to walk
50:34
away from
50:37
the smash hit Yellowstone. It's the
50:39
most popular show on
50:42
streaming. I think he walked away
50:44
from that to make these Horizon
50:46
movies. This is only part one
50:49
and the the people that write
50:51
about movies are already calling it a
50:53
bomb because it only made
50:55
eleven million dollars on it on this
50:57
weekend. Opening weekend.
51:00
Yeah. How
51:03
can you live? It's just an instant. We're writing it off. This
51:06
is a failure is is
51:08
wild to me because you know like
51:10
a movie like something about Mary, you
51:13
know, when it came out, did that kind
51:16
of money the first couple of weekends and then word of mouth
51:19
made it one of the biggest smash hits ever.
51:21
So I guess we're
51:23
just not in that world anymore. And movies
51:25
just are called flops very
51:28
quickly. So yeah, so
51:30
he was number two. Number one
51:34
currently being watched by a lot of eyeballs on Netflix
51:38
because he's the star of hit man Glenn Powell. Oh,
51:42
Glenn. Glenn
51:45
Powell. Yeah, he
51:47
played he played the Glenn in the movie.
51:49
That's probably why he was hired. John
51:55
Glenn Powell, they called him. Yeah. If they didn't call him
51:58
out on the set, they're just. Okay,
52:02
so Sam has five, Mary has three,
52:05
and Kurt has two, and we're going
52:07
into our third and most important round,
52:09
because it's still anybody's game,
52:12
or anybody could tie it up
52:14
at this point. So Kurt, you're
52:16
gonna go first. I
52:20
haven't watched it, because it sounds
52:23
really lame. There's a documentary called
52:25
Bratz about the Brat Pack
52:28
that just came out. So
52:30
in honor of that documentary, I
52:33
picked the movie St. Elmos Fire,
52:36
starring Rob Lowe, Emilio Ecevez, and
52:39
a bunch of the Packers. So
52:42
Kurt, which person
52:45
in that movie do you think would
52:47
be number one? Well,
52:50
I know the guy that made Bratz, I
52:52
think he's in St. Elmos Fire, Andrew McCarthy.
52:56
He is in fact in the movie. Yeah. Yeah,
52:58
I'm gonna go with that. I'm gonna
53:00
go with Andrew McCarthy. Okay. Sam,
53:04
what do you think? I
53:06
would have leaned the exact same way
53:09
because of the recency of Bratz. So
53:11
I will, I will also say Andrew
53:13
McCarthy. Okay. Mary?
53:16
I want to switch it up just to be different. But
53:20
I also don't know anything. Like I want
53:26
to say Rob Lowe because he's hot. Well,
53:30
let me tell you this about Rob Lowe. He
53:32
is currently hosting one of my favorite TV game
53:34
shows. Because
53:37
he hosts this show called The Floor that
53:39
I just love. It's so it's the basic
53:42
premise of it is so stupid,
53:44
but it's very watchable and fun to play
53:47
along. Because there's this floor of like a
53:49
bunch of people. I think it
53:52
was 80 in the first season, I got to make it 100
53:54
this season. And this new season is about
53:56
to come out. And all these people
53:58
on the floor, they each come with their own trivia.
54:00
via category and the idea is
54:02
to challenge each other until it narrows
54:04
it down to just one person who's
54:06
like the winner at the end of
54:08
the season. But in the challenges, it's
54:10
always like, the person says their subject
54:12
is movies. They'll go, Academy
54:14
Award best pictures. And
54:17
then the two people have to go back and
54:19
forth naming movies just based
54:21
on an image from the movie. And
54:24
so of course they'll throw in some that are super
54:26
hard and it's just
54:28
really fun to watch, you know,
54:30
cause a lot of times the person is not
54:32
an expert in a topic will still beat the
54:34
person who's a so-called expert. That's also cause people
54:36
think they're experts in things that they don't really
54:39
know that well. Anyway,
54:41
it's a fun show. Rob Lowe
54:43
hosts it in his inimitable, very
54:45
stiff style. And... Not
54:51
sponsored. Yeah, so is Rob
54:53
Lowe your guest Mary? Um,
54:56
yep. Okay. Kurt,
55:00
what do you think? Oh wait,
55:02
you already went. So do you want
55:04
to stick with Andrew McCarthy? Yeah.
55:07
Or was my description of the floor exciting
55:11
enough to make you change your mind? It
55:13
was exciting, but I'll stick with Andrew McCarthy.
55:16
Okay, and Sam? I
55:18
will stick with Andrew McCarthy. Okay.
55:21
Um, you know, Mary, you've
55:25
done a great job here today. Of
55:28
course. Yes. I'm
55:31
proud of you. No, you're not. But
55:34
out of all the goddamn brats that are in
55:36
St. Elbow's fire, Rob Lowe came in
55:38
sixth place. Oh wow. Damn. That's
55:41
funny. I thought he'd be on the list, man, in top three.
55:43
Yeah, I mean, especially, you know, I mean,
55:45
he's just out there, you know, we see
55:48
him, he's in those Atkins TV commercials all
55:50
the time. And all
55:52
of his food is prepared by a
55:54
professor. Get out of here. Yeah. No,
55:57
he just sits there and he's just like, oh, the
55:59
lemon batter. cake is to die
56:01
for. Yeah. Yeah, shut up. Okay.
56:03
He hasn't eaten a processed food
56:06
in 25 years. That's
56:08
my guess as well. Demi
56:12
Moore came in number five. Number
56:15
four was Emilia West of
56:17
as number three
56:20
is Ali Sheedy. Number
56:24
two is Judd Nelson. Yeah. And
56:27
I think because he's
56:30
actually in Bratz like that's or yeah,
56:33
I think no, he's one of the ones that's not in
56:35
it. That's probably why people are looking up his name,
56:37
because they don't talk to him in that movie. I
56:40
don't think no, they don't. I've seen it. Yeah,
56:43
they talked to all these other people.
56:45
And then of course, yeah, the Bratz
56:47
was directed by Andrew McCarthy. So you
56:49
guys, Kurt and Sam both filed into
56:51
that correctly. But unfortunately, three points at
56:53
this point is not enough for Kurt
56:56
to win. Sam is our
56:58
winner today with a
57:00
point. Congratulations, Sam.
57:05
And let me just add this about
57:09
the Bratz documentary. I have not seen
57:11
it. But what I did do was
57:13
go back and read the initial article
57:15
about the Bratz. And Andrew
57:18
McCarthy made this movie as like,
57:20
I hate being called a brat packer. In the
57:23
article, he's not even cited as
57:25
being a brat packer. And he's
57:27
only mentioned like parenthetically, right at
57:30
one point, as being someone who wasn't really
57:32
a brat packer, because he lived in New
57:34
York at the time. So he didn't really
57:36
run with all those people anyway. Right. And
57:39
somehow he's the most upset and had to
57:41
make a documentary where he stands around in
57:43
the kitchen with Amelia West about whining about
57:45
it. I have seen the doc,
57:47
if you want to talk about it. Well,
57:49
I don't have a lot of time, but I agree with
57:51
that assessment, even though I haven't seen it. It's
57:55
loosely, it's it
57:57
started in the article, but then the phrase grew
58:01
exponentially from the article and then it
58:03
started to apply to him and
58:06
a bunch of other actors. Yeah,
58:08
but it was a vague application. Cause like,
58:11
I never called like, you know, the
58:13
outsiders, you know, you can argue that
58:16
they were all brat packers, but I never
58:18
feel like Ralph Macchio or Tom Cruise or
58:20
Patrick Shwazy ever really got painted with that
58:22
brush as much as Emilio and Rob did.
58:25
It mostly seems like it's about St.
58:27
Elmo's fire, which is why it's kind
58:29
of funny that Andrew McCarthy kind
58:32
of got dragged into it, but also wasn't really a
58:34
member of it, you
58:36
know, at the same time. But did
58:39
you think the movie's worth watching, Bratz? If
58:41
you're really a big fan of
58:43
those movies from that era, it's
58:46
worth it. Otherwise, I mean,
58:49
you know, I wish the
58:51
content of what they had discussed
58:53
when he meets up with all the old actors was a
58:56
little different. The best part of
58:58
the movie to me is when he sits down with Malcolm
59:00
Gladwell, McCarthy, and
59:02
they talk about, you know, that
59:05
era, what that meant at large, what
59:07
it meant in the bigger picture. And
59:09
that's what I wish the doc had
59:11
been more about. So I don't know,
59:13
I guess it's a fun watch if you're a fan
59:15
of the films of the era. Yeah,
59:19
and there's a lot of people, you know, that
59:21
are jumping on the outcome Anthony Michael Hall is
59:23
an in it bandwagon. But
59:25
he was just actually a
59:27
teenager. Like he was younger
59:30
than everybody else. And
59:32
so also didn't really get broken
59:35
as being a Brac Packer specifically.
59:38
And not only is he not in
59:40
the movie, they literally never even say
59:42
his name. They show images. Yeah, yeah.
59:45
But at that point, is it a name image?
59:47
It sounds like a weird doc in terms of
59:49
what they overlook and what they put in. But
59:53
Sam, there's no overlooking you. As
59:58
an ongoing, you're gonna continue. continue to be
1:00:00
a champion. But what would
1:00:02
you like to promote today? Well,
1:00:05
you know, of course,
1:00:07
Doug, you can find me on Cameo. And
1:00:12
that movie I did where
1:00:14
I play the evil human
1:00:17
trafficking businessman, it's
1:00:19
called City of Dreams. And
1:00:22
apparently it's coming out this summer, but
1:00:24
they haven't told me anything. I learned
1:00:27
that from seeing a movie poster. Okay,
1:00:32
yeah, sometimes they don't reach
1:00:34
out to the people in the movie, which is a strange play,
1:00:37
but I guess
1:00:39
it happens. And we'll have you back
1:00:41
on the show soon. Mary
1:00:43
Santora, what would you like to plug? Oh,
1:00:46
you can just follow me on
1:00:48
social media. It's just at Mary
1:00:50
Santora Comedy on TikTok, Instagram, or
1:00:52
Facebook. All of my upcoming
1:00:54
tour dates are at marysantora.com. And then you can
1:00:56
also, if you want, sign up for my mailing
1:00:58
list. That way I can send out, I
1:01:00
send out two emails. One when tickets go
1:01:02
on sale for the road, and then the
1:01:04
week of the show in your area. So
1:01:07
it's super simple. You just put like your
1:01:09
name, your location, and your email
1:01:11
address. And then I, hey, I'm coming to your
1:01:13
town. And it's totally free and I
1:01:15
don't spam you. So that'll help me out a
1:01:17
lot if you wanna do that. That's
1:01:19
genius. That's a really good way to do it. Cause
1:01:21
I, every time I go to a town, like the
1:01:23
next day, somebody's like, I didn't know you were coming.
1:01:25
And I was like, well, I talk
1:01:27
about it a lot on all my
1:01:30
things, but I don't email anybody. So maybe I
1:01:32
should get on that. But
1:01:35
thank you. It's time consuming, but it is, it
1:01:38
has been working. I will say that. So if you wanna sign up
1:01:40
for that. Cool. Kurt
1:01:44
Ziegler, do you got any ex girlfriends you want
1:01:46
to mention or, you know? Well.
1:01:49
Anything you wanna. What
1:01:53
if he just started crying? He's like, Sarah. Well,
1:01:56
actually this girl. after
1:02:00
the show of Megubi's, this girl came up
1:02:02
to me after and it's
1:02:04
been a while since I've been single and I think she
1:02:06
was flirting with me and I totally just whiffed it and
1:02:09
I just kept, I was like, oh yeah, when is she
1:02:11
gonna leave me alone? Then she finally walked away and drove
1:02:13
off alone in her car and then afterwards, I was like,
1:02:15
I think that girl was flirting with me. I guess I
1:02:17
should have capitalized
1:02:19
on that but I didn't realize it was
1:02:21
happening in the moment because you know, I'm
1:02:23
rusty. So if she's out there,
1:02:25
hey, reach out to Doug for my email address.
1:02:28
Wow, this connection is a DM. Look at
1:02:31
this guy. We're doing it wrong, Sam. I
1:02:35
mean, I'm married, but I feel like I
1:02:37
should have, I've been doing the
1:02:39
podcast for years. I should have taken more advantage. Yeah,
1:02:42
well, if anybody, any woman reaches out
1:02:45
to me and says, I'm the one
1:02:47
that talked to Kurt at
1:02:50
Megubi's, I will give her
1:02:52
your email address and apologies
1:02:54
in advance if some psycho
1:02:57
responds. Oh,
1:02:59
one other thing, one other plug. I
1:03:02
was actually, this is a big one. I was a
1:03:04
rapper in high school. So if you wanna look up
1:03:06
my music video, I went by MC Chode
1:03:08
and my song is called On Da Mike and
1:03:10
it's, you'll get a big laugh out of it.
1:03:12
No. Look at all this great. No.
1:03:17
I'll get a big laugh at it without bothering
1:03:19
to look at it. This
1:03:23
Tuesday, Doug loves movies. Oh wait, that's
1:03:25
the movie interruption. I mixed up my
1:03:27
own shows. I'm doing a
1:03:30
Benson movie interruption, a Dicey typewriter Tuesday
1:03:32
at 7.30 and
1:03:35
with a terrific special guest and it's your
1:03:37
choice. You bring in a movie and then
1:03:39
the audience decides if we wanna watch it
1:03:42
or not. And then on July
1:03:45
10th, Dab's day, I'm doing stand
1:03:47
up at the
1:03:49
punchline and Sacramento and
1:03:52
Douglas movies is coming soon to
1:03:54
Portland, Oregon, San Diego and
1:03:57
Sunnyvale, California. All
1:04:00
my dates and deets are at
1:04:03
douglovesmovies.com. And
1:04:05
as always, thank you to all
1:04:08
my guests for being here, Sam Levine, Mary
1:04:10
Santora, Kurt Ziegler. And
1:04:15
I was going to quickly try to look up the
1:04:18
last line of
1:04:20
the movie Bratz for my closing last
1:04:22
line of the episode today. I think
1:04:25
I know it. You do?
1:04:27
What is it? I mean, literally it ends
1:04:29
with, I mean, it's kind of a spoiler because we already said
1:04:31
Judd Nelson is not in the movie, but I
1:04:33
think literally the last line is Andrew McCarthy's phone
1:04:36
rings and he picks up the phone and he
1:04:38
goes, Judd? Probably
1:04:43
Judd Abagnale called him. Yeah.
1:04:47
Probably. Well, I love that because I
1:04:49
was just going to guess what the last
1:04:51
line was. And I, the one I came
1:04:53
up with was, so it turns out we're
1:04:55
not much of a pack after all. But
1:05:00
I like, I like, I like
1:05:02
using the actual last line. So
1:05:04
as always, Judd?
1:05:09
Now it's time for Doug
1:05:11
to watch another talkie. Eyes
1:05:13
of gold, his viewing prowess
1:05:15
makes him cocky. There's no
1:05:17
room in his heart for
1:05:20
you, cause Doug loves movies!
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