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Go. Down.

1:12

Side. Fucks. Oh

1:14

no they are tons of so sticky. Find

1:16

yourself in a hot. Wet. Sticky

1:19

Jungle Jungle. Honestly? Honestly,

1:22

and there's lots of

1:24

i'm. Fully

1:27

works. were looking

1:30

rog people sticky.

1:32

Pads. Big glob illness

1:34

eyes and they a

1:36

blanket you out of

1:39

the darkness. Blinded. By.

1:41

The torch carried by. Sun

1:44

Belt. Gone. Bar and

1:46

one of the large

1:48

Bali works. Steps.

1:50

To the front. Is like

1:53

when he says. Oh.

1:58

Hey. Nerds. Oh.

2:03

Oh you are can were invited to

2:05

Earth does make our party a where

2:07

he cited of makeup artists get to

2:09

see the nice was gone down well

2:12

I made a lion high five with

2:14

tongue. Ah

2:18

yes we're trying to get or

2:20

arm or get on a or

2:22

drink on out in. that's what

2:24

I call glum get on a

2:26

let's get my get on top

2:28

and about gunk other like like

2:31

to to discuss cool yeah well.

2:34

Ah, one of my girlfriend slipped

2:36

through both. And

2:39

this are you free both?

2:41

Oh, and that's grumps Girlfriend

2:43

flange. Yeah, I. See.

2:46

His. Face he. Would

2:50

have and now I would have a

2:52

pod desert split off another girl from.

2:56

Supposed. To exist. And

3:01

and what's your name on a

3:03

young lady is not. I think

3:05

there's. Nothing.

3:08

Wrong with the promise.

3:13

You wanna do for your

3:15

your your I. Had

3:19

skill for some time. Ago where

3:21

we're from. she's really high

3:24

s for also some. I

3:28

gotta have wish I was as hot

3:30

as steaks See guess all the book

3:32

is. A

3:37

success. Love

3:40

see Want to have you

3:42

had some worst? Justice is

3:44

is a little bit monthly

3:46

myself or sale disguise pillow.

3:50

What? Type

3:52

was still a blur. Know

3:54

thought: see looks easy enough.

3:58

i hope She needed

4:00

to shot. Did you

4:03

give yourself gastric bypass

4:05

surgery with a staple

4:07

yourself? Oh, no,

4:10

the gel! And

4:12

she turns around and at the back of

4:14

her head are like really, really tight. She

4:17

inflates her dual lap and the top of her head

4:19

just goes bloop. Think. Think.

4:26

Why is sink the only froggy

4:28

with massive tits? Oh,

4:38

because I hired a couple of bees to

4:40

sting me. Every single

4:42

morning it's easier than a bra. You're

4:46

not a mammal! Why do you need breath?

4:51

You're a frog. Well, you noticed

4:53

them, didn't you? Anyway,

4:59

sink and freeber and flange

5:01

all go off into a

5:04

puddle and move around in

5:06

it. Unfortunately, having

5:08

known the character for only a few episodes,

5:10

I do feel like dinner munch about would

5:12

be really intrigued by

5:15

stink. Yeah. What's dinner munch about,

5:17

Phil, about those... Dinner munch about

5:19

is holding a pillow for its

5:22

cross. Yeah,

5:25

it's kind of a mossy pillow that he's found. And

5:29

he's holding it there and he's like, you know, it just got

5:31

cold. And he's

5:33

got like a couple of beads of sweat. I

5:36

think, I don't know, is there a bone to check? Yeah,

5:40

which one's for the bone? Yeah, I guess that's... Is

5:42

it medicine? No, not medicine. Medicine! Well, it depends what

5:44

skill would you like to use, a constitution or you

5:46

could use your strength of hand? Right of hand. I

5:49

think... You can seal the erection. Well,

5:52

I was going to say, because I'm using a

5:54

moss pillow, like I said, I could probably use

5:56

nature. A What? A Nature.

5:58

A Nature Kid? Okay using

6:01

they to check. He

6:03

can bully is as. A

6:07

young man. It's

6:10

a natural twenty hit the. Ah,

6:15

New guys dinner months

6:18

about, Ingratiate himself with

6:20

the locals almost immediately

6:22

and slides into the

6:24

burbling with cool yeah

6:26

with steaks. And

6:29

slaves that a loved

6:31

one. Senate long

6:33

as it's. Head

6:36

what I'd rather go through those

6:38

those your girlfriend Jennifer Pro room.

6:42

In a thread around here, baby. And

6:47

a kind of like want to

6:49

live in Illinois my little but

6:51

is it gonna go on plant

6:53

Whoa! Plus and. Plus.

6:58

A serious need of

7:00

from me This debt

7:03

as got Slippery Lane.

7:09

From. Know.

7:11

What are you know? What

7:13

my name's Dns an

7:15

army to just hang

7:17

out. On.

7:21

D Now. My

7:24

girlfriend or not

7:27

fully assess. Whoa.

7:34

Whoa. I

7:42

think the What's Happening did actually has and

7:44

like in unit that that Alec added. Do.

7:50

What the fuck would all die off? Your

7:52

join or glee club. Oh,

7:56

it's you know, When I'm frame look, we're

7:58

not here to join. Great mother

8:00

fucker Cosmos. Okay, Oh

8:03

good flow zebra did

8:05

this does also. Tell.

8:09

You that my bread? Of.

8:12

The. Medic

8:16

in it says who's been chatting along.

8:18

The. Truth friend and my

8:20

husband's. And. Is. I really

8:22

hope Exhibit I really hope the stories about him so

8:24

you to a close. One

8:28

nine he said he was going

8:30

to by. Louis.

8:36

And them. As

8:41

it seems, you. Know I want nazis

8:43

to but my closet say i'm

8:45

I'm I'm on a new adventure.

8:47

Polygon around polygon of. right?

8:54

I just say are. About

8:57

your life name is pulling. You

8:59

know, I

9:01

have never seen a frog of

9:04

the duck. Obviously

9:08

the way I came about the day was

9:10

I'm match in some sort of man fuck

9:12

do. Some. Sort of ten hours of

9:14

work out of the i don't know much

9:16

how it worked. So.

9:18

I'm just thinking maybe that behalf.com.

9:21

Frog. Oh yes. Meanwhile.

9:28

File. Or is it hot? As

9:33

hell we. Thought.

9:36

Oh regular.

9:40

Four Legs hour and a rogue woof

9:42

woof. Best every dog

9:44

smell of Episodes from.

9:46

A frog at his

9:48

desk making beautiful comparable

9:50

love. Says

9:53

the So So Much hopping

9:55

of laughing just as. a

9:58

dog Anyway,

10:03

we are looking for some

10:05

magical weapons. Oh.

10:10

Uh. We've

10:15

got some, some, some, some, some glug.

10:17

Some what? What? Glug.

10:20

It's like you drink it and you get, uh,

10:22

like you feel good. It feels really good. We're

10:24

pre-gaming for the big festival tonight. Oh,

10:27

what's the festival? Um.

10:31

Why would you mention it? Why

10:34

would you mention it? Sorry,

10:36

this glug is so good. It's, it's one

10:39

of my faculties significantly.

10:41

Um, it's the

10:43

Gloob Shaka Festival. We're

10:46

big, where, where we go up big Gloob.

10:50

What? Gloob

10:52

Shaka. Listen, I'm getting

10:54

massive virgin vibes from you three.

10:57

This guy's cool, but you guys could go

10:59

and sit with that, that little prick. Hey,

11:01

one-whee, we got some friends for you. Yeah,

11:04

cause you need some cause you don't

11:07

have any. Hey, hey, hey, I can

11:09

hang. I, I, I, I, I,

11:11

I. Hey, new song. You

11:15

can only hang with us if you

11:17

prove that you're good at doing Gloob

11:19

Gloob. Uh. Of course.

11:21

Uh. I.

11:27

Once saw a dog. And

11:32

it was... No, I can't do

11:34

this. Go with the virgins.

11:36

Go with the virgins, loser. And

11:38

they point over to, in the dark

11:41

there's one little wooden stump with a

11:43

diminutive, uh, uh, little frog fella.

11:46

Um, with a lot of slime. He's, he's got spots

11:48

on him. He's a little, he's

11:50

a little groan. Oh, there, see? Body

11:52

frog! I have my name's, what? No,

11:55

my name's not Body Frog. My name's Onwe.

11:58

Onwe. On

12:01

we own we what my name you

12:03

call me funny. Your name is pond

12:06

way pond away. No By

12:09

that you call his body frog If

12:12

you'd like no, I think you should be proud

12:14

of yourself. Okay. Thank you. Oh, thank you

12:17

I heard that you could go and say with the

12:19

ladies Yeah,

12:22

we're looking to go to regionals I

12:25

thought I wanted to do glaze club before as well,

12:27

but they said I couldn't read it quite as loud

12:29

as Some of the other Somehow

12:33

loud you have to read it. What is how

12:35

much hot you put into that sound? She

12:38

was whatever I asked about the sound before the others

12:40

would just kick me in my frog nuts and tell

12:42

me I'm a virgin But

12:45

you obviously the most charismatic and handsome

12:47

of your group. Yeah, I'm being nice

12:50

to me Yeah, I would like to

12:52

give you a handshake. Let's

12:54

do that. Okay. Now just so I

12:56

know yeah, we Both

12:59

think a handshake is without tongue. Okay,

13:01

your time Alright,

13:03

here I go And

13:08

how would you act it what he's going

13:10

his frog tongue doesn't collapse you in the face Hey,

13:13

thanks. Thank you. I would never kick your

13:15

frog nuts and

13:19

These guys a little bit a

13:22

little bit stroppy they're kind of jerks

13:27

They've already done the ceremony they're already men you

13:29

can see they've got the tattoo and everything I'm

13:31

just I don't know I guess when look tomorrow

13:34

when I go up and I become man and

13:36

I do the ceremony They're talking to me. It's

13:38

all gonna be good guys. I'll be able to

13:40

hang out with them Now

13:51

that might be why sometimes you get

13:53

a little bit excluded maybe you just

13:55

want to like speak with kindness. Sorry.

13:57

I Should be

13:59

showing me. The way the trees

14:01

and the lie. New

14:05

Friends Dinner. It's

14:07

a good shock as ceremonies were all they.

14:09

all the young. All the young are all

14:11

the young guy godzilla of us and to

14:14

be men, we gotta go up into a

14:16

volcano and he points one of his own

14:18

froggy hands and over the tops of the

14:20

tree concedes in the distance is the top

14:23

of a quite active fiery volcano, rumbling and

14:25

bumbling. By. Is

14:27

the only one baby use tomorrow. As noise

14:29

active as the other day so that the

14:31

at night with your iphone. Do.

14:33

Remember that city song that I saw.

14:37

One of the rhymes was volcano I think

14:39

one of the weapons as in the the.

14:41

Where people can have been really hot plasma sits

14:44

there and I didn't write it down and not

14:46

on how did I got to you at about

14:48

three or four times. As a. Weapon

14:52

is in the volcano. Have

14:54

to find out which one. Way

15:00

of odd way are at have we are.

15:02

Done and help you get to that and we

15:04

gonna make you a merry. You

15:06

get that off the that aka go read. Long

15:13

are we. You're bleeding from your i

15:15

have never had these results. It is

15:18

a bit. Odd

15:20

as a guy, Gods as a whole

15:22

their heads have a particular are you

15:24

just want. A girlfriend is as

15:26

a special girl.your I's. Special

15:28

Girl your mom. Let.

15:31

Me think and seeing.

15:34

Our and with it won't be approach towards a role.

15:38

Model I. Don't

15:41

see our and I'm. Imagining

15:43

his head is quite self

15:45

post like the second for

15:47

the roster fall off get

15:49

back into practice still Ross

15:51

assess, assess Er sorry. The

15:55

success that he really likes Iraq if it's his

15:57

hand really well. Okay

16:00

guys, Mobile. I appreciate

16:02

the help with something a young man a

16:05

young boys go to do by himself with

16:07

you are going out of. Go back into

16:09

the carnival before. And they said

16:11

they have a big party just before the

16:13

ceremony tomorrow. They.

16:16

Are crazier and should have a boss

16:18

and with that on, My

16:23

concern. Is it? If

16:25

I stick around here, I'll have to have sex

16:27

with a from. Know

16:30

what animal to come from us?

16:44

With animals spacey, I

16:47

got an hour ago said you talk

16:49

about sex the victims ask a question

16:52

Was that. Of

16:55

for. This what is set. By

16:59

Cigarette. In my experience, sex

17:02

is what my wife does

17:04

with some success. I think

17:06

her seven or their husbands.

17:09

And that's cool. That's cool, you

17:12

know? It's something you watch

17:14

from a social chair and the corner. No,

17:17

no no is just a good

17:20

you do, don't you talk to

17:22

you? Why? Right down. Side.

17:26

You write there when you wanna was the

17:29

road like like what they're doing good i

17:31

sit in the chair and and or as

17:33

a diary. And. Are gonna ride know?

17:35

They'd started off in Cowboy. As

17:41

they made and they went to admit that they've

17:43

been with did a big that weighing yet. Say

17:45

one more. Actually said three more. Months.

17:49

Then then so did.

17:52

Not. Apply

17:55

to. Steer?

17:58

I don't know. They. Just comes. Yeah, And

18:00

then. Again,

18:19

I didn't have written. And

18:22

I'd like, I'd like. This of

18:24

a wrote down swinging his

18:26

own samantha. And

18:29

who he is drums. Coming

18:31

off. From

18:34

from deep into. Assistance

18:37

of what products drum for don't

18:39

I was wrong for Arma Off

18:41

in the jungle in the direction

18:44

of the volcano. Like

18:49

set time. I thought they

18:51

had that much stuff as parties da

18:54

da da da one of the upon

18:56

them. Are.

18:58

Very handsome young man. really? Ah

19:00

yes and I saw some of

19:02

those other girls states didn't see.

19:05

A boy think mild as it's done. Well.

19:12

I see could teach. Save

19:18

lives in a young woman of I. See

19:21

would have thought he was that the birds and

19:23

the frogs been. Ah

19:26

you those we are told

19:28

that my. Focus

19:31

of us. President,

19:34

Go tell us about the girl.

19:38

Well. If if

19:40

I had to. Seven. Season.

19:43

Though. I knew he say the

19:45

most disgusting shade of green fill his

19:48

cheeks. My blessing for

19:50

a little fraud guys says

19:52

go See was born of the

19:54

two houses down from me.

19:57

So. we were eggs pretty close

19:59

together I don't know. I feel like she

20:01

doesn't even know who I am. But tomorrow when I get my lava

20:04

mark, I think I'm gonna be a big strong man.

20:06

And then, you know, maybe, you know,

20:08

she'll say hello when I say hello

20:10

to her. Is that her over there?

20:12

Yeah, just no. Is she fucking that

20:14

other frog right now? Is

20:16

that Sandra? She's got the S on her

20:18

back, right? That's her? Yeah. And that frog

20:21

is so big! Yeah. Yeah,

20:23

he's too... he's my age.

20:27

But I'm small. Fuck!

20:32

Take this other... go on, Gage. Do you guys want

20:34

to go to this party or not? Yes, let's go.

20:36

Why do we ever? Go to the party! And

20:38

so, off you go! Whiffling

20:43

through the tolsey wood

20:46

To the town of

20:49

Gloob In

20:52

the shadow of the great

20:54

volcano And set up is

20:56

a thriving festival There's

20:59

a ferris wheel, it looks rickety

21:02

as hell But

21:04

there's frogs climbing all over it And they're doing

21:06

the thing where they're like jumping... They jump down,

21:08

it's like one of those manual ones And

21:11

there's a long table laid

21:14

out with like... They

21:16

look like gourds filled with like weird

21:19

jelly stuff And there's all of these

21:21

ballywugs around them Just slammer down shops,

21:23

falling down drunk And then there's like

21:26

the weird clown squirt thing where they're

21:28

like this But they're all...

21:30

it's just a bunch of fishmen And

21:33

they're on their knees and it's like weird And

21:36

they're throwing bits of bread into their mouth That's

21:39

what's happening And

21:42

then there's also a stage

21:44

set up And there's a

21:46

banner above the stage And

21:48

the stage says... Gloob So

21:52

this is good, it's pretty good You could

21:54

have some fun, there's some stalls over there

21:56

Some drinking over there It's basically just have

21:58

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22:38

want a what? There's

22:40

a, I see a stall. They're offering prizes

22:42

which are live dogs. Yep, yep. And I

22:44

want to win one. Yeah, there are. Okay.

22:48

Okay. Okay. Alright.

22:51

Alright. Is therapy dogs

22:53

still with us? The

22:55

what? Oh yeah. Is therapy dogs

22:57

still with us? Oh yeah, therapy dogs still with us. Yeah, therapy dogs. Yeah,

23:00

can you ask your dog to stop biting my leg? It hurts

23:02

quite a lot. I will ask. I will ask. Okay. Therapy

23:06

dog, if you don't mind, that's not a biting

23:08

leg, okay? You can have a go at mine.

23:11

If you want to, not too hard. He's

23:13

not gonna stop. Thank you, he's biting harder now,

23:15

yeah. I'm not going to. There's no, I can't. Um,

23:18

okay, so there's dogs. There's

23:21

the dogs, they're all up on the shelf. Yep. And

23:23

there's, what game is it? It's the Fishman game. Okay. Um.

23:27

So, I need to put some bread in the

23:29

fish clown now. You put the bread and if

23:31

they shit it out in the right alley, then

23:35

that'll go down. Okay, what number am I trying to get? Um,

23:37

that's an excellent question. Why don't you roll it and I'll

23:40

tell you no. Uh,

23:43

I rolled an eight. Oh, it goes,

23:46

you calculate that if you do it,

23:48

if you, you want to get it

23:50

a little more to the right. Okay,

23:52

so, I'm going to get the fishman.

23:54

I'm so full, so full. No more

23:56

bread. I'm just hungry. Wait, these are,

23:58

these are actual fishman. I

24:00

thought it was like a fucking plastic fucking thing! And

24:02

the guy next to them is like, free up! Our

24:06

lives is... There is endless

24:08

pain! What the fuck are you guys

24:10

running here?! And

24:12

presumably it's just the string that's coming

24:14

out. This is squirreling and whirling back

24:16

and forth. And the next door across the

24:19

corner of the cobs is like Fishman Foie Gras.

24:21

Yes. Hey! Hey!

24:23

Fishman! Do you want me

24:25

to put you out of your misery? Girl me! I'm

24:31

gonna attack the Fishman with my

24:33

axe. And seeing their suffering has

24:35

made me quite mad. So

24:38

I go into a rage and I've got a damage. Okay.

24:42

The highest one is a Nat 20.

24:44

Look at that. Wow! I

24:47

kind of poured that. No,

24:49

I asked first! I asked

24:51

and said, do you want to put me out of your misery?

24:53

I didn't mean they should applaud. At least

24:55

one of them said, please kill me. No, that's

24:58

true. And you're absolutely slicing... It's

25:00

different this year. Sure, but it's a pro-to-fibble-fibble question

25:03

that we haven't got the time to give you.

25:06

I believe in euthanasia for Fishman! I'm

25:10

just really quickly gonna turn to Chariot and

25:12

be like, not how I got my dog.

25:15

I did not have to do any of that. So

25:19

what do you do with your axe? How do you put him out of

25:21

his misery? I'm gonna... because they're all in

25:23

a row I imagine. I'll do a

25:25

swipe across. Wow, you're gonna see how many... I'll

25:27

try and kill how many Fishman I can kill.

25:29

Okay, well that's a 20, so I guess roll

25:31

some damage. Let's see how many die. By the

25:33

way, there's one at the end. That's

25:35

eight plus six, so 14 damage

25:37

I think. What's

25:40

the amount of class of a Fishman dressed like a clown? It's

25:44

low. They're in the prone condition. So

25:47

you decapitate three of them. And

25:49

they say, sweet death. And

25:53

then a guy comes around from the back and

25:55

he says, oh, machine's broken. And

26:02

he gets his spear and he prods a

26:04

few more and he and he and a

26:06

few tied up fishmen come out from the

26:08

back. Oh my god. Over from the drinking

26:10

table here. Oh, I got

26:12

a big man going around with his big

26:15

axe there. Hey there! And

26:18

you turn to see a huge toad like

26:20

dwarf. You

26:25

were the guy fucking Sandra before. Yeah, he

26:27

was the gay fucking Sandra. I

26:31

was having my way with Sandra. What the fuck you

26:33

do about that? Come in here with your big axe

26:35

killer and now a fishman. Can

26:37

I let this last? You won't play games. You can play

26:39

a game with me big boy, huh? Come

26:42

on, sit down. Come sit down at the drinking

26:44

table. Play a game with me, huh? I think,

26:46

can my friend tell him? Which one? My

26:50

friend Polly the duck? Yeah. You know he's

26:53

not good. And

26:56

he goes... Not yet. And

26:58

he goes and he sits down at

27:00

the long table lined with gourds and

27:02

there's various ballywugs coming out filling up

27:04

the gourds with this viscous... It's kind

27:07

of like chia seed. You know when

27:09

they make chia seeds? Oh yeah. Cheer

27:11

pudding? Yeah, cheer pudding drink. Yep.

27:13

And everyone's wasted and like falling asleep.

27:16

But the dwarf seems quite together.

27:18

I thought he was a toad.

27:20

Well, he's toad like. Oh.

27:24

He's toad thin. Yeah. He's got a bit

27:26

of a game around here every year. We have a bit

27:28

of drinking game. If you want to

27:30

play over there, you can play over here as well.

27:32

Three big sips of this beat may stay around here.

27:34

You get a little prize and it's better than any

27:36

dog. Oh, could be a

27:39

cat. Not cat.

27:41

Not cat. Is it like four dogs?

27:43

No. Let me check. And he opens

27:45

his jacket and goes, let's not four

27:47

dogs. A cat is when

27:49

a capybara and a bat have sex. Maybe

27:58

that lady should destroy. this world.

28:08

If you are a bit near the drink,

28:10

it keeps flicking into something else. You get

28:12

one of these and he goes like this

28:15

and he pulls out, you see he's got

28:17

this necklace on, this little beer mug and

28:19

it stinks the high heavens of this liquid

28:21

that you put in front of you.

28:25

You said, you Michael

28:28

said, you said that Gong Bong was

28:30

different. You said, you did. I'm

28:38

just going to have a word with my

28:40

colleague if you don't mind. I don't like

28:43

this man and

28:47

I would like to free all those fish people.

28:49

So could you distract him and maybe I'll sneak

28:51

around and untie them. He

28:55

will take on your drinking offer. He's

28:57

the best drinker in our town. I'm

29:00

going to go and do a wee

29:02

bye. I

29:07

read your wife cannot cheer you on now.

29:10

What kind of kid do you even have

29:12

if you have sex with her? Because you're

29:14

sort of a, oh josh, a half,

29:16

she's not my wife. She's

29:19

just a duck that I know. I've

29:22

heard that before. And he,

29:25

and he, and he, and he's, and he drinks

29:27

out his first sort of jello shot drink. All

29:30

right, Gong Bong is going to drink

29:33

the jello shop and then also eat the glass. Whoa.

29:37

It's like a show of dominance. Okay. So what, what, what,

29:39

what, what, what, what, what, what, I think that's going to

29:41

be strength. Is it making strength check? Because you're still enraged.

29:44

That is nine plus three is 12. Yeah.

29:46

You crunch down. Okay.

29:52

So make now you've destroyed the glass, the, the

29:54

God and he's suitably impressed,

29:57

but now we need opposing. constitution

30:00

checks. While this is happening, we're just

30:02

eating that thing where it's like a

30:04

stick and it's a potato and it's

30:06

like a spiral and we're

30:08

just enjoying that very much.

30:11

I like it. Constitution

30:13

check, that is 13

30:15

plus Constitution is 2 so 15. Not

30:17

enough! Not enough! 6

30:22

plus a million. Round 1 gongbong.

30:26

It does not taste great. Okay,

30:31

one more. Round

30:35

2. We're

30:37

just eating like a bag of mini

30:40

donuts. Yeah. Like really small minutes. Oh,

30:42

a little Papa Jay. And what is

30:44

Molly doing while all this is happening?

30:47

Oh yeah, you're gonna do some stealthiness for me,

30:49

Polly? Yes, I'm gonna do some stealthiness and

30:51

I want to go behind where all the

30:53

fishmen are kept. Okay, alright. Make

30:56

me a stealth check. Tell

30:58

me what you're gonna do. Do I

31:00

get any special rokey stuff? You've got

31:03

the skill. You're just using your skill.

31:05

Oh yeah, alright. You're using the skill.

31:07

Oh yeah baby! You are so...

31:09

Oh you! All of the Bollywood's,

31:13

you are significantly below their eye

31:16

height. Yeah, and I'm just like head

31:18

down, running really fast. Yeah. Okay,

31:21

so back there, you find a bamboo

31:24

cage filled with fishmen, Kutoa

31:26

fishmen, and they all look

31:29

full already. Oh no!

31:32

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would they make

31:34

them full already? They like to torture

31:36

us! They want us as full of

31:38

breath as possible. Oh, the

31:41

games begin! Oh, a duck! Not

31:43

a mean duck! Save us

31:45

duck! You're not like those frogs, are

31:47

you? No, I'm not! And

31:51

I'm gonna get my dagger and I'm gonna... What

31:54

is keeping the bamboo closed? Just

31:57

a bit of rote. They've

32:00

got very wet hands so they

32:02

can't grip to untie it. Alright

32:05

so I'm gonna slice it open.

32:07

Woah! And

32:09

now are they all tied to

32:11

each other? Yes but there's

32:13

a little stream just behind them and they kind

32:15

of go and they start flapping

32:17

towards the little stream and they say, Doc,

32:20

you've done us a good turn. Please tell

32:22

us your name so we may sing it

32:25

in praise for our children and

32:27

our children's children and our children's

32:30

children's children. And then they will

32:32

maybe forget. After that, there

32:34

would be quite a lot of generations.

32:37

But until that day, we

32:39

will sing the name. Polly

32:41

Waddle and her sister... What? Polly

32:44

Waddle? What are you giving me?

32:46

No, it's a beautiful name, it's a beautiful

32:48

name. What's your name, sunshine? Oh, the...the...the...Codd. Codd,

32:53

well, don't you feel silly now? No.

32:56

It's...it's...it's... It's a type of fish.

32:58

It's really...yeah but it's my name.

33:00

Well I hate it. I'm

33:03

not... Well I

33:05

hate your name. Well, I...I still believe

33:08

in your freedom. Thank you.

33:12

Thank you. Cheeks, not people.

33:17

And they splash off down

33:19

towards the...down towards the

33:21

little stream and disappear into the

33:23

river. Hing is still drinking. What are

33:25

you doing? Call it on a stick. I was...yep.

33:29

And what about you... Dagwood

33:31

Dog, half dip in a loooot

33:33

of sauce. That's a lot of sauce.

33:36

That's a lot of... Are you allowed...what are

33:38

you doing around a sauce on a Dagwood?

33:40

Double dip, bebbebbeb... Am I watching

33:43

a drinking competition or what? Final

33:45

round! I've...um...

33:49

Constitution check? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Constitution...

33:52

I've already rolled. 15 plus...yeah, no. 2 is 17.

33:55

You've won... Not only has he

33:57

taken this shot and tried to take it but

33:59

he's like not... doing well he's tried to crunch

34:01

the glass in his mouth again and he's

34:03

just broken down he's gone and he's

34:05

face planted on the the

34:07

table you have won the drinking

34:09

competition and

34:14

you see as his as his face

34:17

slams down to the table he's got

34:19

an interesting looking kind of

34:21

locket hanging around his neck i

34:23

loot that locket okay you want

34:25

it fair and square it's um

34:27

it's a it's a it's an

34:29

amulet of drinking and

34:32

it stinks right yes stinks but

34:35

if you drink any alcohol from now on

34:37

you can heal yourself like a healing potion

34:39

once a day you drink if you can

34:42

find yourself a pint of drink it's going

34:44

to be like a healing potion that's cool

34:46

yeah we thought it's stones and dragons you

34:49

gotta give them magic items they love

34:51

it do you love it i love it yes if

34:54

you guys love explore you might find some

34:56

cool shit around or you could find a

34:58

banana full of chocolate one

35:00

or the other um i think i'm

35:03

really gonna get into home brewing now well i'm

35:05

walking around there and i've got a candy apple

35:07

i'm walking around what do i see you

35:10

see um that a little

35:12

bit uh away from the

35:14

maddening crowd the

35:16

what crowd bees from there away far

35:18

away from the bees far

35:21

away from the where the bees are where would

35:23

it be is it what you walked away from

35:25

the book and then i talked is

35:28

there bees in that book the front cover has bees

35:30

on it okay um you

35:32

there's a big old fig tree

35:35

and in the in the fig tree it looks

35:37

like um there's a little house built there's

35:40

a little house and there's lots of like

35:42

skulls and vines hanging down and there's a

35:44

little sign above the door and the sign

35:46

says shop

35:52

oh haunted house all

35:55

right what else is this no

35:57

no it'll be fun come on let's go all right let's go Are

36:00

you scared? No, I'm not. You're scared?

36:02

No! It's okay if you

36:04

wet yourself a little bit as long as you don't wet yourself full.

36:07

I haven't and if I

36:09

need to I've got extra pants.

36:13

So don't you feel a bit silly? Hello

36:16

there. Did you

36:18

hear that? Oh,

36:21

looks like the bout of toners. Haven't

36:24

seen the looks of urine. Am

36:27

I interrupting your conversation? What

36:29

do we say? You see

36:32

a spotty looking frog slightly

36:34

smaller than the other ones.

36:38

But it's not

36:41

one way. Can

36:43

you spell the name? W-O-N-W-E-E.

36:47

One way. One way. Fuck

36:49

I said. Oh, it's about out of towners. Would

36:51

you like to come in and test my wares?

36:55

Sure. What wares where? Where

36:57

you just inside my

37:00

shop. Which is the sign it's

37:02

not effective? Wait, which wares

37:06

where? Right behind me.

37:09

Lead on. I've got a lead. You come

37:11

inside. I've

37:14

got all manner of trinkets, doodads,

37:16

what's it? What's the best thing

37:18

in your shop? Well, I'm...

37:22

Spit it out. I'm partial

37:24

to this little bird that you put

37:26

next to a glass of butter. That

37:29

is... He drinks,

37:31

he just does it all day. He's

37:34

a thirsty bird. I'll

37:37

take it, however much it costs. Alright. What

37:40

do you have to trade? I

37:43

will trade... This

37:46

song. Birds,

37:51

a-drinking, Never stopping

37:54

drinking, Dipping

37:57

down and going up. Oh

38:01

bird, never stop and

38:04

drink air, always

38:06

always drinking, fill

38:09

it to the top, oh drink and

38:11

bird. Oh

38:14

wow, so

38:18

I shall never see this drinking bird

38:20

again, I shall

38:22

always remember it did so. There

38:25

you are my friend. Is it a magic thing or? Yeah,

38:29

it is. It drinks

38:31

the water. Where does

38:33

it go? It's

38:35

a drinking bird and if you put

38:37

it next to a glass of water.

38:44

You don't have the ability to

38:46

discern its magical properties. But

38:48

we do, well. But

38:51

where do you know who? When you

38:53

hear a voice text you go, oh dad you didn't give him

38:55

a drinking bird did you? Oh,

38:58

oh did you want that? Listen

39:02

son, son it's

39:04

time to put away such childish

39:06

things. Time to

39:08

become a man, time to climb

39:10

the mountain, time to burn yourself

39:13

with a brand of hot lava.

39:15

Oh dad, oh Kai. There's no

39:17

reason to be afraid my son,

39:20

tomorrow you will climb

39:23

Gloomjaka, come back

39:26

and find a girlfriend. Just

39:28

like you dad. Just

39:30

like I found a girlfriend. Well

39:32

actually dad, maybe thank you

39:34

for giving me away the childish toy.

39:37

Now, you know, it's

39:40

good. You know this isn't for kids,

39:42

adults can like it too. I

39:44

like it, I'm an adult, I'm a cool old adult.

39:48

Not that old, but cool. Look

39:50

at how I'm sitting. What

39:53

do you think dinner is, do you

39:55

agree? With fucking

39:57

what? I

40:01

don't know, I just think that you, what you say

40:03

is pretty alright. The next morning we go on a

40:05

quest! What the fuck is happening?

40:09

I think you're allowed to like whatever you

40:11

want, but I don't think you need any of that stuff.

40:13

All you have to do is listen to your heart.

40:16

Feel the sun on your face, and

40:18

remember, the only

40:21

one that matters is you. Dad,

40:24

come on you friends, stay

40:26

with us tonight. Stay sure,

40:28

kid, dad, stay sure, kid.

40:31

Can be this way, Ben Marm? I'd

40:34

rather not. We're

40:37

adults. And

40:39

so, the next day

40:41

dawns. Ripe

40:44

for a question, let's see. I didn't fucking

40:46

get anything, you got a bird. You

40:52

got an option to get choked up by a weird frog.

40:56

You could have had an experience which is worth

40:58

more than any item. You

41:00

got to hear my song. Yeah, that's true. Everyone

41:03

I don't want to jerk me off wants to jerk me off. No

41:07

one who's cold wants me to suck him. When's

41:11

dinner gonna win? When

41:14

will dinner win? It feels like now's

41:16

the time to ask that question. Is

41:18

it? He is it, whatever. Let's

41:21

say there's mountains, do it. So

41:27

you leave, you file out of

41:30

the house in the morning. And

41:32

the town of Bollywood are arrayed in

41:35

the square. And

41:37

Gloobshaka, the great

41:40

volcano is

41:42

quiet. All

41:45

of the juvenile Bollywood are

41:47

lined up on the starting

41:49

line, ready to go.

41:53

And with the crack of

41:55

a whip, Off they

41:57

run up the mountain. the

41:59

out and. But. Then.

42:04

You. Hear cry. From.

42:06

The House you stated last. One.

42:10

Way. Oh.

42:15

and out the from out

42:18

from the the shamans hot.

42:20

The. South. As. It were

42:22

homes. Ah, One. With

42:24

father isn't. By said. Have

42:28

you see by says. He's.

42:30

Busy. He.

42:33

Did you the easy? We get busy

42:35

with you to take a real like

42:37

six you know much about it is

42:39

no. I. Haven't seen it. But

42:42

he has to seduce a what date we have go

42:44

with the others. He didn't grow up a lot of

42:46

you. he was. It was set. At.

42:49

This is what sets to be cover

42:51

better. As you see we have a

42:53

very short lived as. Of

42:56

why would he be basically well

42:58

see I have the Sabres and

43:01

he's the Sabres said if he

43:03

does it reproduce that we have

43:05

those Sabres at We're responsible for

43:07

raising all the children of the

43:09

village. We fight.sorts of expect said

43:11

says he saw a top of

43:14

that or I'm gonna say it's

43:16

I pray that Nevada. Please

43:19

will you have replied by

43:21

thousand course. We. Like that

43:24

young man. Was. Is a. Ride

43:27

as though does it adds

43:29

as the for stands consoling

43:32

of father they think is

43:34

this duke was something they

43:36

can do can say to

43:38

live off the young made

43:40

up the mountain to become.

43:44

Adults as he was. Very

43:47

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43:49

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43:52

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43:54

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43:56

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45:32

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45:38

blessing. It's a nice signs that. Say

45:42

psycho attack would not. That has a little

45:44

prize at the bottom. At that, I'll be.

45:46

It's about a trailer. not. So

45:49

says has a sausage and influence those I

45:51

don't have whole cowboy I should have like

45:54

a really long cylinder the full for the

45:56

sourcing in length to pay like a dip

45:58

one. and i didn't wanna do with ice cream you

46:00

know what I mean? Why isn't there

46:02

a little like a like a you know like a you

46:05

know with a sword do it there's the bit

46:07

that goes across yeah yeah the hill the hill

46:09

the hill yeah why isn't there

46:11

a hill for ice cream coke yeah fucking

46:13

should be Michael like a like a mochi

46:15

hill uh-huh and then you could put your hand

46:18

underneath it that's just the hand and then you

46:20

can stab people with it no cuz then

46:22

it can and then that it can get

46:24

caught in the moat I haven't slept for

46:26

two weeks there's a thing that you can get

46:28

that you get like it's like

46:30

a syringe and you stick it inside

46:32

of a banana and and

46:34

then you take out the core of the banana and you shove

46:37

it full and they tell her like it's coming

46:41

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46:43

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