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you want to get into you? I can get into you. That would be the

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biggest problem I've ever had. Wait, that's so true. That's the

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biggest problem I've ever had in my entire

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life. You're the biggest problem I've

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ever had in my entire life. I'm the best thing that's

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ever happened to you. What's up guys? Welcome

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to episode 195 of the Dropouts podcast.

0:46

What's up viewers? Welcome back to

0:49

Dropouts. We got your replacement here. Hello.

0:52

Hi. Wait, do we not do inter-music

0:54

anymore? No, we do. We just kind of lead up

0:56

to it. Oh. So on a scale

0:58

of one to nervous, how are you feeling right now? Honest to

1:00

God, not nervous at all. I

1:02

obviously wasn't nervous to see Skylar. Wasn't nervous to see

1:04

you. Wasn't nervous to see you because like I

1:06

was like, seems to. There's

1:09

one more left here. I

1:11

was terrified of coming and talking to Jaren. I

1:13

get it brother. I'm terrified every day I wake

1:15

up. In like actuality. In the

1:18

lore. We don't have a relationship. No.

1:20

No, like, but you seem chill, you seem cool, whatever.

1:22

Thank you. Thank you. Skylar

1:25

like whatever. Thank you. Whatever.

1:27

Thank you. We've been friends this whole time. Hey.

1:32

We actually haven't spoken in like what a year.

1:35

Something like that. Yeah. Like

1:37

a year we haven't spoken. So honestly, like before this,

1:39

like I was really nervous for nobody else but you.

1:42

I was like, what's

1:44

he going to do? Does he hate

1:47

me? Yeah, I think that's the

1:49

first time anyone's ever been nervous

1:51

to talk to me. It's the

1:53

least threatening person on planet earth.

1:55

No, but like I think it's just because obviously like

1:57

we used to be Bestie boobs. are

2:00

you would be best? the moose and now

2:02

we're not as the mood. Offered.

2:07

Will have you would. It looks like isn't working on

2:10

a lot in a given their know. I said this

2:12

morning that sweater you like James Bond something you'd the

2:14

arms are just pop in the room. For. Thing is

2:16

that my son was like okay cable knit sweater. M

2:19

I lived as twitter be such a big hit

2:21

Thirty see this the your car's kind of broken

2:23

down the topic of com that need to go

2:25

I don't know, do something under the hood and

2:27

he comes as a know table but no one

2:29

knows I'm saying love his music is a Thanksgiving

2:31

aren't limited bug fixes. Car

2:34

Skyler Darling Darling was a little bit a

2:36

takes the end of his cable knit sweater

2:38

and he pulls it up. He sees ads

2:40

and he just cannot. Lights.

2:42

Off his face how pupils burrow know why have been

2:45

underneath I say all why Feet on her knees are

2:47

you know area. Just me

2:49

I would have because it again and like a

2:51

bad as it like that. Then i met seventies

2:53

I lost all. That?

2:56

well. I'm feeling slightly

2:58

awkward as okay so my house,

3:00

and now Zach sexualizing another start

3:02

on uncomfortable I'm aroused, Princess. Gonna

3:04

say as I can see him why he has

3:07

the thing the cover. De sac thought it

3:09

had i'm around town which one of my

3:11

chest a lot of random by have made

3:13

from his brother we we bring the slip

3:15

the sort of is made of. I've

3:25

been wanting to you. This is. A

3:29

response must feel free to do. Sometimes

3:33

humanizing series discussing with the something you're gonna have

3:35

to go through you're going to have to see

3:37

him. Your actions will say this of them. Was.

3:40

Doing. That. Wait, hold on. I had

3:42

already subscribed to pay for his yeah down

3:44

below to be the first time it or

3:46

the description saw. We have a seven day

3:48

free trial right now. We plod drunk. Episode

3:50

one rides got drunk, Tar always does blackout

3:52

drunk every single time because that's who she

3:54

is yahoo a party girl as physical but

3:56

that sort of if the drug episodes. Also

3:58

the speaker during a march. Madness giveaway. If

4:00

you come in and Dms very very soon

4:02

you're either going to get X box, intend

4:04

to switch. ah I'm air pods ah would

4:06

arts murder charge of cards? Just a bunch

4:08

of stuff. Also Dms random things that you

4:10

might just wants like maybe you on the

4:12

come on the park as I don't know

4:14

that to be so we can float out

4:16

some they that says a someone's bills thorough

4:18

that's a good I know he asked the

4:20

hell am I right or center was you

4:22

will pay for your bills. On

4:25

time for guys I know there's no to one

4:27

hundred. Percent correct.

4:29

The. Right sister on guess this is Greg

4:31

the pitcher and down below some day free

4:34

trial of you guys to some mouth is

4:36

and also have to use you know. Question:

4:39

The March Madness same there is it? Like are

4:41

we do Michael Brackets Group honesty in his last

4:44

I I to pry was they get it. You

4:46

guys watch college basketball. We're going to do a

4:48

little bracket once it comes out are going to

4:50

give you guys a point to sign up on

4:52

even the Patriarchy whatever the easiest and whoever wins

4:54

that bracket also gonna get some cash. Us and

4:56

you guys have one more week to do that

4:58

drop Off Cliffs So essentially. Has to drop as

5:01

challenge. The one with the most views if you

5:03

guys per clip of anywhere in the podcast is

5:05

two hundred fifty dollars and the one we just

5:07

like the most gets hundred fifty dollars a one

5:09

more week and then we'll announce it next week.

5:11

Sweepstakes has Now back to I'm Awkward Saw a

5:14

Even God what are you been up to? What

5:16

are you gonna say? Well I want to start

5:18

this podcast by saying I am very proud of

5:20

you. I think in this

5:22

last. Year. Or two hour long

5:25

it's been. You. Know. As.

5:28

Much. As you

5:30

have an item and I don't want

5:32

us to come off as you or

5:34

anything negative before, I wanted to speak

5:36

positively as. You. Became.

5:40

Indiana. Over the last two years you

5:42

really you really landed yourself defining who you are

5:44

and you've been so genuine and beautiful to everyone

5:46

is specially in my family always been amazing my

5:49

mother you've always been amazing to to all of

5:51

us are one it's like and in the comments

5:53

a lot of people have come for you in

5:55

the last year's when I said well we elect

5:57

they don't give it a night night. I

6:02

do more people to understand. You

6:04

know how beautiful of a journey

6:06

you've taken and you finding yourself

6:08

as. It's. It's made me so

6:11

proud of you. It really really has

6:13

because you're smart, intelligent, and. You.

6:15

Can do anything and you've done in such a positive way.

6:18

Of these last years I can be more proud. Of

6:20

for. Certify that ideas and

6:22

tar started matter. What

6:26

is he sorry of can? what the hello?

6:29

Hi! I only have an Aids I'm just

6:31

kidding. I was so sweet of you to

6:33

say thank you so much I'm wow I'm.

6:36

Sites that as of late up

6:38

in of Se. Most of the exit

6:40

of and everything makes me cry when

6:42

it comes to like to go through

6:44

Menopause rates. do you guys? Because you

6:46

learn so much over like the past

6:48

few years you'd like Hm, Amazon Return

6:50

a movie. Fallopian tubes are dried. So

6:54

when I've heard from Skyler. Served

6:59

on well. We're down to the

7:01

smog something he that thanks. The mean

7:03

so much I think that like we don't. Lot.

7:06

I feel like the whole goal. of

7:08

this podcast it to talk to you guys about

7:10

what kind of been going on in Allies for

7:13

the last year and half arm. Like.

7:15

Were good like we're all friends. were all

7:18

rugged. It was tough on all of us.

7:20

it was. It was something that was like

7:22

really rough. And. It. Turned

7:24

me. Into a person that I'm

7:27

I'm really proud to be now and. It.

7:30

Took a lot and who and a

7:32

lot of hits and needed to meet

7:34

his. Wake. Up in

7:36

the morning and and be like I'm actually really happy with

7:38

the person that I. Am now I I

7:40

did. The time I saw her face

7:42

I struggled and I cried and I

7:45

worked at myself a lot and I

7:47

think when I finally made the switch

7:49

of like. I'm not doing this to get

7:51

my old life back, but I'm doing this to her.

7:54

The. com up to create yourself up for the

7:57

future and yeah one hundred percent and like create

7:59

this tag person that I really enjoy

8:01

and that people enjoy being around was

8:03

like when I felt like I truly

8:05

started to like make an actual change.

8:08

Um, and I don't want to, I don't want

8:10

people to think you're some type of deplorable demon.

8:14

You know, I just, I just think

8:16

you've, you've kind of expressed the journey throughout the

8:18

way to me. And I just want people to

8:20

know that, um, obviously nothing

8:22

wrong with you before, but now, oh,

8:25

I think like we all, like we all had our problems before.

8:27

And I'm not going to sit here and say that like

8:29

I had, I had some problems like I, and like

8:33

in, in no way, shape or form is this me like

8:35

trying to like defend myself, but you know,

8:37

I was going through an insane time and

8:39

that's obviously going to mess with someone's mind.

8:42

And I was projecting that on the

8:44

people around me because I didn't know how to deal

8:46

with my own emotions and feelings a hundred percent. And

8:49

a lot of the people around me got affected and I

8:51

got affected and it was just like, I needed

8:53

this, I needed to step back

8:55

and I needed like this harsh reality to

8:57

hit, to like become this new person that

9:00

I'm so proud of and so happy

9:02

with. And yeah,

9:04

like I think I was just like what

9:07

I needed to have. And it's weird. I think like

9:09

now talking about all of this, because it has been

9:11

like quite some time now, it's like, Oh,

9:13

this feels like a little bit of old news, like

9:15

that. I don't know how to

9:18

express that, but we're more of an era of

9:20

like a yummy mindset. Okay.

9:23

You know what? I think I called

9:25

Zach about whenever you started to

9:27

come onto the podcast. I don't even know. It's all

9:29

a blur. She just keeps

9:31

coming back at you twixly. I

9:33

black out every time. Why are you

9:35

here? But I, when I started to see

9:37

you on the podcast, like a lot of people, it was

9:40

like mixed reviews. It was like 50% like,

9:42

Oh my God, she's so much better than Indiana or Oh

9:44

my gosh, you're so much like better than Tara. Never. What?

9:48

Like anytime I see those comments, I'm constantly like, we're not doing this.

9:50

We're not going to do that. I think Tara's awesome.

9:52

I don't know her, but like, I love your

9:54

videos. I love your content. I think like you're

9:56

so cool. And anytime I saw

9:58

your clips on. I called Zach and I was

10:00

like, I want to be your

10:02

friend. She seems really cool. I told you that.

10:05

Yeah, he told me that. And to be

10:07

honest, I hadn't even I didn't know you

10:09

were on the podcast because it had been

10:11

so long. Yeah. So

10:13

I didn't know who I was replacing or like, I didn't

10:15

know the thing until quite recently. You're

10:18

our diversity hire. Oh, thank you. Otherwise

10:20

it was just three white males. Yeah. Now

10:23

I'm, you know, passing Persian passing Persian girl.

10:26

And we want your president. You only just a little.

10:28

I didn't even I'm still blown away. And then

10:30

when she talks, it's Australian immigrants. We

10:32

get the job done. What

10:35

was the hand motion when you said that? Oh,

10:37

I thought I also thought you're going. Oh, good job.

10:40

Are we getting done with that? Yeah,

10:43

you can't even produce children anymore with the menopause. You

10:45

got to chill out. All right. Did

10:47

you get more sexual when you left? Because this is

10:49

this is a pretty humane podcast. I think it's the

10:51

seat she's in. Sometimes when I said that, I walked

10:53

in here and I was like, do I sit here? Because

10:56

this used to be my seat or do I sit down? I don't want to step on any

10:58

toes. Like, what do I do? But also like, I

11:00

haven't been on the podcast since you guys moved to this

11:02

house. Oh, I have once that one

11:04

time. Is that still up? Oh,

11:08

no, no, no. We deleted that over though. Everybody took it the

11:10

wrong way. It was supposed to be

11:12

this, this open window. I don't even know about any

11:14

of this. Okay. So we did a

11:16

podcast. No, I try not to like, no, look at that.

11:19

Yeah, it is. Okay.

11:21

We did a podcast kind of

11:23

explaining the disbanding of our friendship,

11:27

our relationship and. Did you guys date it?

11:31

People didn't know officially that we

11:33

dated until that podcast. Oh, really?

11:36

No, we kept it like really under wraps because, and

11:38

I'm going to bring this up right now. Zach

11:40

and I met when I was 14 years old and

11:43

that's going to get cleft. That's

11:45

so weird. He worked for, I

11:47

guess pretty much my mom at the

11:49

time. He edited

11:51

my YouTube videos and in exchange had

11:54

a room in my apartment, in my mom's apartment. It

11:57

was my mom's apartment. Literally. Honey

12:00

even express to you how much.

12:03

Nothing. Happened. I sure hope not.

12:05

Your records are just too I'm

12:07

trying to. I target I only

12:09

member your eye doctor. I do.

12:11

My sister. Not. It There have

12:13

been so many things on comments

12:15

reddit like tic toc videos everything

12:18

like same the and his victim

12:20

saying that sucks rooms be like

12:22

all of these things and. I.

12:25

Would like to set the fucking record straight.

12:27

Number one: I am not a victim and

12:29

I'm staring down the barrel of the camera

12:31

when I say this, Isn't fair than that

12:33

one. I. Am not a victim

12:36

and every time you guys are

12:38

consistently thrusting these narratives of this

12:40

bullshit that happened when I was

12:42

fourteen, you are constantly devaluing real

12:44

victims and real people that have

12:46

been in those situations. I have

12:48

been in most situations with some

12:51

horrible people and Zoc is not

12:53

one of them. I have been

12:55

in abusive relationships, I have been

12:57

in situations with older men who

12:59

are taking advantage of younger women

13:01

in California and that didn't fucking

13:03

happened. It. Never happened. That was

13:06

like. At the time blood coming

13:08

to tell the story. So you guys

13:10

get the our. Nature of our

13:12

relationship isn't. I

13:16

was it's I was really sick. I

13:19

was really sick. Or years ago I'd say, well

13:21

you will because it's. Scarred for Life. I

13:24

was really really sick. Sites

13:26

at a movie in my mouth when I

13:28

was so. Thick. I took it out of

13:30

my mouth and started chasing him for a

13:32

helmet. adult Swim I I remember where it

13:34

went. so I jaya editor for Moms Or

13:37

or Other for a couple months. wherever was

13:39

and then I. Didn't.

13:41

See for years until I. We

13:43

saw each other, it was appointed us who and a

13:45

half years that we didn't he tell and I saw

13:47

you again at Brightens. Birthday party. Them

13:50

but Cheesecake Factory. Oh those way with

13:52

them or him. Yeah yeah yeah you. Guys

13:54

had just started something cold. Saxon.

13:56

australia with your old roommate had in

13:58

the old apartment that I now live in. So

14:01

strange. So odd. You

14:05

guys had started something called Zack's Diner and we're trying to

14:07

get guests and everything. And this is right before the

14:09

podcast. No, no, no, because we had to

14:11

cover and then didn't see each other for months on end

14:13

after too, because we started that in that was in February

14:15

and March or something. So we started Zack's Diner.

14:18

We had such a good dynamic on the show

14:20

where essentially it was kind of like between two

14:22

friends you come on and you make fun of

14:24

somebody and then they leave and Indiana came on

14:26

and it was like really funny and she lived

14:29

pretty close to us. I like seven minutes. We

14:31

couldn't see anybody else during the

14:33

pandemic was going to

14:35

hit. So I was like, what if we just turn this into a podcast or dynamic

14:38

with Indiana is really good. And then we

14:41

did a TikTok together or your mom has to a

14:43

TikTok together and then she saw I did well and

14:45

she's like she's a good at marketing. She's

14:47

like you guys should do more videos together. I'm

14:50

like the only way we're doing this if it's

14:52

brother and sister content because I I don't want

14:54

anyone thinking that we're something because we weren't I

14:56

met the guy and a boyfriend. I had a

14:58

boyfriend. I

15:00

had a boyfriend at the time number one number

15:03

two. I also like this

15:05

is act like and there was like it's delicious

15:07

like Pete girls get it. They hated

15:10

me like at the time. I was

15:12

like, you know, like you I was

15:14

also very on both of the brother

15:16

sister thing is Cindy's. Cindy

15:19

Aaron Aaron's mom Cindy played our mom in the

15:21

video and it was just like you're

15:23

the reason dad left. Well, you're the reason he never

15:25

came back. And then we started fighting really like

15:28

and we were just like acting like siblings that

15:30

fight and then we got into this narrative

15:32

of like acting like brother and sister on

15:34

my TikTok. Well, I started I mean you

15:36

were I don't know. I don't want to get

15:39

too deep. You were in an abusive relationship with

15:41

someone and you kind of came to me

15:43

as a friend and you said

15:45

hey some really dark things are happening. I

15:47

don't know who I can talk to about this and

15:49

I just talked to you. I just nothing

15:51

strange at all. I just wanted to be there for you

15:54

like a big brother. That's how I felt and

15:56

then you guys dated for like another

15:58

year something goes on and off. Am

16:00

I. Probably. Can say that I was

16:02

almost killed because of forget leave you in

16:04

a certain situations get kidnapped. By

16:06

this guy and I have a go over to.

16:10

He did. I did. momentum. When

16:12

I thought of i am about to ago

16:15

it's a star.parts in the face so bad

16:17

as is very rare that I haven't we

16:19

we have go there we have a tip

16:21

this guy out and his I had to

16:23

us and i album he called me puke

16:25

head. Around

16:27

ever read your your have to this day

16:29

is. Like discarded

16:32

hundred you guys a full of. So

16:34

there is this like to do a

16:36

somewhere like I used to that me

16:38

and I didn't. Have any like this of

16:40

get this the situation where he just a

16:42

number. Of

16:45

and I didn't have any way of contacting any one

16:47

else. and I have my phone in my back pocket.

16:49

and I when he was a. Destroying.

16:52

My apartment at the time destroying my

16:54

apartments. I managed to reach into my

16:57

back pocket and hit. My quickly

16:59

hit sachs number arm and they have the

17:01

recording of the i Don't Have You Guys

17:03

Even so hot that odds are have a

17:05

gonna have a listen to it when it

17:07

doesn't. Like a

17:09

pig to dispense with, memories are horrible with a

17:11

very likely I didn't want the playwright I've never

17:14

heard of pull up the course. I've actually never

17:16

heard that clip you add up with you on

17:18

for do you want a player and and we

17:20

can cut the thing you wanna hear it I

17:22

want to hear it. I wanted to see if

17:24

I can only be an honorable I. Asked him.

17:27

Never hurt because at the time. I.

17:29

Was so it like they were going

17:31

through legal proceedings now because. Say.

17:34

We had to get a restraining order against this

17:36

dude and they almost like they had like com.

17:38

And like break down the door and like get into my

17:40

apartment and lead. Get. This dude our

17:42

and at the time like. Okay,

17:45

you guys want to talk about weird shit.

17:47

When. We were taking him out of the apartment.

17:49

I had sound out the he had been. Messing.

17:52

Around with underage girls my ex had. He

17:55

had been messing around with underage girls

17:57

and as we're leaving I remember like.

18:00

The evening out him if he was late. Africa fuck another

18:02

city Nord you fucking perverts like.

18:04

or some shit like. Oh

18:06

yeah, Any

18:09

for throughout. His he

18:11

realized he was like losing the battle. This point he turns

18:13

around to go. Well,

18:15

maybe forty thirteen year old thousand dollars is

18:17

your balance. His death. That and we all

18:19

did look at him going. Why?

18:24

Not the moon flowing through my

18:26

Samsonite luggage over the county and

18:28

our daughters him at all by

18:30

ourselves. If it I no longer

18:32

started story about how spitzer or

18:34

name on the the guy causes

18:37

boys become would fight us or

18:39

and they pull. I'm not, I'm

18:41

going to live where they pull

18:43

up in Endured has the certificate.

18:46

For Over and as be judges are You just

18:49

put that Sounds are devoted. All

18:53

blacks are listed. Z wow

18:55

this as hell and there's also

18:57

this was a fisherman sweater do

18:59

the original view had a few

19:02

bad no racial here is was

19:04

missing. Lived isn't puberty measure. it's

19:06

who survive. In on itself he is

19:09

like an ass out of years and

19:11

of frozen meal. Any case above is

19:13

that I remember going. Yeah.

19:15

Right footing as it gets. Down

19:17

and I realized he started my Samsonite. Is

19:20

often about can be outside help fields

19:22

ah my bad that is my best

19:24

then we have we have a good

19:26

a court. oh yeah I refuse to

19:28

get a so. I spent probably

19:30

like. Weeks. Trapped in my bedroom.

19:33

I would not leave like there is a

19:35

video arm. Of Zoc actually trying

19:37

to surprise me with pottery which we came up

19:39

with my for you beds the other day. And

19:41

he was like I'd I'd always. I've

19:44

always wanted to go to this column. Me mine painting

19:47

things and he was like let's go by

19:49

suddenly blaring I just couldn't I was literally

19:51

I think physically unable to get out of

19:53

bed at that point. The only time I

19:56

would lead my that was to go pee

19:58

because I just what's that you. for your

20:00

episode of Zendaya getting like kidney stones

20:02

or something from not peeing and I was

20:04

like, Oh, I

20:06

get off to go pee and that was it. But I

20:09

didn't leave my room. And so when the court date came

20:11

and the boys had to like, they both

20:13

show up to my house in suits and

20:15

are like, you gotta go to

20:17

court. And it got to the point where Jared actually

20:19

went to court to get a restraining order on the

20:21

guy approved the restraining order. And they needed witnesses. So

20:23

that was me and Jared. Yeah. Um,

20:25

it got to the point where Jared sometimes would like

20:28

flip my bed and get my mattress and flip my

20:30

mattress off to like, get me out of bed. And

20:32

it was like a tough love situation. It wasn't like

20:34

a, it was like a,

20:36

you gotta do something to help yourself and we're going to

20:38

be those people for you. So, um, yeah,

20:41

they were incredible, incredible friends

20:43

and I had some

20:45

good moments too. I'm not gonna lie. There was

20:47

some good moments. There was some bad moments, but

20:49

that's life. So Tara, what'd you

20:51

do? What about you? So what do you

20:53

think about kidnapping as a whole? Like, are

20:55

you for again? We got to make sure you're against it. Okay. Yeah.

20:59

And then restraining

21:02

orders for, for,

21:05

for restraining orders against

21:07

kidnapping. So you can,

21:09

you can sympathize. Yeah. Yeah.

21:12

Yeah. You're good with that.

21:14

Yeah. Now, honestly, it gave me a lot

21:16

of like, lot of comedy, lot of like bits to go off

21:18

of now. So I'm cool with it. Yeah. She

21:21

just calls me now. She'll call me and put her back pocket

21:23

and scream like she did in this. Just the fun. Just, just

21:25

her fun. It's a little tough for all of us. Yeah. I'm

21:28

not saying that every time, but she loves it. I did. And

21:31

you know what they say? I can't remember like the hard watch

21:33

comments. When was it? This is a hard watch. Oh, this is

21:35

a tough watch for you. This is a touch. It's

21:37

tough for you. I just didn't know any, like, this is

21:39

all new to me. Oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, I get it.

21:42

Like, I didn't know. I didn't even know you were

21:44

on the podcast. Yeah. Because I didn't look

21:46

back into it enough. I feel like you guys are way better

21:48

at like doing humor right after

21:50

a sad story. Oh, you're digesting. Oh, oh,

21:53

oh, oh. Yeah. I'm just digesting what

21:55

just happened because you guys all lived through it. I'm so sorry. I

21:58

think we all lived through it. been years and

22:01

so I think we've like maybe become a little desensitized

22:03

to it but I forget like how crazy

22:05

the situation is. Crazy and intense that is to other

22:07

people. Yeah. I'm really sorry. No it's okay.

22:09

I'm sorry that's terrible. I love how we're

22:12

like we're gonna have just good fun time

22:14

and then immediately. Okay let's get into good

22:16

fun time. Should we like what if we do about that?

22:18

We gotta play a game. This always gets us into good fun times.

22:21

Ready? Yes. Three, two,

22:23

one. Tara where'd you

22:25

wake up this morning?

22:27

This morning? This morning? This

22:30

morning I woke up in my

22:32

own bed. Oh yeah! Hit the

22:34

big one. Hit the yellow button. Hit the yellow button.

22:36

Yeah! Right when the

22:38

thoughts had a question.

22:41

Where'd you wake

22:43

up the night before? That's not the game brother.

22:46

Okay you're right. You're right. Listen

22:48

that's a loophole and you found it.

22:51

You exploited it. Yeah. That's exciting. That

22:54

I woke up in my own bed. The

22:56

night before. I played the fifth on that

22:58

one. I don't want to get into who it

23:00

was with.

23:05

Okay. What is it like?

23:07

Okay. Before you say that. I could

23:10

have. Now I'm not gonna say

23:12

could have. What if I had to sleep over with my friends?

23:15

Could have. Which could have. And then I don't

23:17

know why you'd be bleeding this guy. Watch this.

23:19

Did you? Nope.

23:22

What'd you guys do this morning? We woke

23:24

up. Got muscled up. Me and my brother over

23:27

there. We didn't go into a trainer. People are

23:29

calling us the muscle twins. But why do you

23:31

guys go so early? Like how are you even

23:33

awake? I got here at seven.

23:35

It's called living. When the sun's up the guns

23:37

are up and we're ready to lift some light

23:39

weights because we can't lift very much. What was

23:41

that stuff you were taking this morning? You even

23:44

jazzed up. Oh the magic mind? You take it

23:46

too? Yeah. What is it?

23:48

It's like this neurotropic. It's got a

23:50

bunch of vitamins and minerals and stuff in it. And

23:53

it's just like a little shot and it makes you

23:55

feel super focused and energized. Oh cool. It

23:57

doesn't have the hangover. I don't like coffee. One

24:00

that's why I like it doesn't have like the hangover of coffee.

24:02

You have to taste like apple juice You didn't have to come

24:04

down. No, no, no, it's delicious One

24:07

and two it makes you feel energized. I'm a little

24:10

jazzed right now. I'll have to start getting some cuz

24:12

dude Hey, good morning. We have to manage live. You

24:14

know, we're gonna work out Do

24:16

you know Eric you want one? I can grab you one. I'll

24:18

pop one right now. All right, I'll focus You know how you

24:20

were saying? Oh, why do they go so early? Yeah I remember

24:22

Zach telling me about this thing when he was like getting on

24:24

to his like health grind that if you get

24:27

the first like It's

24:29

between like certain hours of the Sun rising

24:32

you're supposed to go out and feel direct

24:34

sunlight It helps that your body clock and

24:36

like help your yourself like feel more

24:38

awake So even if you like wake up and just

24:40

go stand on your balcony like supposed to go like

24:42

just look at direct sunlight Like 10 minutes. Yes, like

24:44

be in direct and honestly, I've been doing it a

24:46

lot Like I've been going on when handsome's at

24:48

my house, which he's being a hellion right now Hell

24:52

yeah, when handsome's at my house. No, it's great

24:54

when handsome's at my house I'll take them on

24:56

like morning walks like at for like try to

24:58

do it like that like 9 a.m. Like The

25:02

latest I try and like get out even if I go

25:04

back to bed. Yeah, it's a lot of times they do

25:07

Yeah, it makes me feel like I did something productive. Yeah,

25:09

I deserve a nap after that Right

25:13

next to me Okay,

25:17

well gonna say was Scott's got

25:19

the curves of one so of a woman

25:23

Are you saying a supple breath? Yeah, yeah I

25:27

did see me shirtless today. Okay. Can you

25:29

read the text? Did you

25:31

just say milky's to my friend that is worried about

25:33

his weight? Okay. Okay,

25:36

you said nice supple Woman

25:39

I said milky's and suddenly I'm saying something

25:41

wrong. You're the one that had cereal in your purse

25:43

just in case I

25:46

don't do that. I hate to break it I

25:49

was making a joke that just in case Skyler lactates

25:51

because of her making fun of his size and being

25:53

a supple woman that she Could eat the cereal that's

25:55

in her purse. It's not really there. You said sometimes

25:57

you do that. Oh, I keep like little Gerber

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baby Stuff sometimes in my little

26:02

baby Gerber like we talk about victim for a second

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Hey, you know what you can't even talk you said her

26:09

brain was the size of a walnut a few fucking weeks

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I didn't even make those comments. I

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said with milkies. I thought honestly I was giving

26:20

you a compliment I

26:24

know you Was Gonna

26:28

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would argue a peanut and I was like

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You know longer than walnut Of

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course, but the shell of a walnut is a lot bigger than

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Thank you. No, but I do think, Zach, I think

30:34

we do have a career in, because we were closed last

30:36

night, and I want us to

30:38

go around trying to elicit confessions from

30:40

people doing murders and stuff. Oh, because

30:42

of Jared. Yeah, last night we were

30:44

trying to get, Jared had

30:46

something happen. We still don't know. Okay, can I

30:48

set the theme? We're close to cracking the case.

30:50

Let me set the theme for both of you.

30:52

You're not. So we're at dinner last night. Everyone's

30:55

sitting around. The family's there. Conversation's being thrown around.

30:57

Smiles are being had. Appetizers are being passed. We

31:00

went to Wood Ranch. Wood Ranch. Is it

31:02

good? It's all right. It's a decent place.

31:04

Wood Ranch! Hell yeah, brother. That's how

31:06

you feel like, you have to say it. Yeah. Wood

31:09

Ranch! Wood Ranch, baby! Imagine walking into Wood

31:11

Ranch, and these are the hosts that says,

31:13

Welcome to Wood Ranch! Table

31:16

for four, huh? Anyway, okay.

31:18

Can I say Yee-Haw again with spank? Yeah, you

31:20

can. You can do anything you want. I'd like

31:22

that, I wanna get it. Oh my gosh. Lesbians,

31:24

which we adore. We love. I

31:26

feel like we're talking about the waiters spanking me. But you

31:29

can too if you want. I am open to it. You

31:31

want Sardis to spank you? I'm open to it. Are

31:33

you close to it? No, I just don't feel like I can give a

31:35

good spanking. Oh, because you're a little sick right now? At

31:37

Wood Ranch. At Wood Ranch. Jared was sitting at the

31:39

end of the table, and he looks at his phone

31:41

for a moment, and then he comes

31:43

up, he's in the best mood before this. You're seeing

31:46

all of those beaver chompers the whole day, and

31:48

he literally goes like this. Aw,

31:53

Jared Lopin. Jared Lopin. And

31:55

he's been consistently like that since. Did

31:58

someone un-age you on Hinge? No,

32:00

that was really funny. I was fucked up

32:02

bad for you. No Nothing

32:08

happened. I don't want to talk about

32:11

something happening. He just doesn't want to

32:13

we interrogated the shit They

32:15

really did I just I just don't know

32:17

so we came into the newly made bar

32:19

that we put in our garage and so

32:21

sick by the way Guys, thank you so

32:23

much We came in with full hearts of

32:26

boyhood and we wanted to talk emotions with

32:28

you And you were sitting on a leather

32:30

couch sulking and we come up to you.

32:32

I wasn't so docile King I was in

32:34

there with the task rabbit waiting if he

32:36

knew Brother you knew what you were doing

32:38

in there having a little sulks that you're sulking and

32:40

which is okay Everybody needs one every down there man.

32:42

Give him a sec guys. Okay. I tried to talk

32:44

to him this morning There's been many seconds. You guys

32:46

haven't found out yet. No, can I can I

32:48

give me seven minutes with them? Cuz I thought oh

32:51

my gosh in the climate in heaven sure stop.

32:53

Yeah, baby. Can I inquire one thing? Can

32:55

I inquire one thing sure whether or not you

32:57

answer? Okay, they're pushing your bones a little bit I

33:01

get that I do I understand that

33:03

did something happen Yes, or

33:05

no, and do you just not want to talk about it? Correct?

33:07

Okay. There we go Hey

33:11

brother when he feels like he's ready. He'll come

33:13

to you. No, we won't I know this guy he no Exactly,

33:17

that's how we feel. I'm gonna wait a check I don't

33:19

think he like he like he sounded like a you know,

33:21

like when you let the air out of a balloon Noise

33:25

that he made it dinner You

33:28

know, I am kind of curious what I think no,

33:30

it's not that we're gonna lose my mind You

33:33

are deflated figuratively and literally your

33:35

lungs or loss of emotion. You

33:37

need to tell We

33:40

know it's not right now Whatever

33:45

reason yes, he's not those many other things.

33:48

Yeah, and I really got a pullback on

33:50

that Hey brother been

33:52

there. I think we're both I know Cars

33:55

Gear to talk in the podcast now because everything

33:57

she says gets clipped. This

34:00

and her podcast slow I was watching or tell

34:02

you don't have. To be quiet

34:04

then. what the fuck is he gonna say that this?

34:06

Yeah. What would he want me to say like? I

34:08

feel bad. I feel a little bad for you though.

34:10

It's a it's okay. I mean I. I

34:12

did now and. In. Like an

34:14

intense thing now I guess. Eradication.

34:18

Know. Really what about that bass? You know that you

34:20

have any was is on our relationship or what I would like

34:22

to days that. Know. A

34:25

child and a good content. Yes, And remember.

34:28

Yeah. Have a Ariana Grande at his. You

34:31

to have a single question of. What it would like to say

34:33

there's no way the that's a reference The Doses as

34:35

was a get proper improv. The

34:39

test. I thought everybody hated

34:41

them are no oh I. Don't love

34:43

that, but it's a good like. Every other

34:45

hand, you understand that you like anyone we

34:48

can be since. I haven't heard it. Happened

34:51

as if I've hadn't heard of his

34:53

music video is a sad I try

34:55

not to like keep. Up with other

34:57

people's like things to that it'll said he

34:59

spiraling into their last. I

35:01

don't have a really sad about eating zoc because I

35:03

feel like just being. A girl that comes into

35:06

this house on the podcast. I get it in

35:08

us and of the like I don't need. To. Like safer

35:10

friends on me again you did not

35:12

Friend zone I Gilligan So stories really

35:14

other way around with going to be

35:16

other day to for timorous. There was

35:18

and we literally said friendship. technically The

35:21

Roses. Said there's or as as a day. Or.

35:23

The Never. lots of it's. Really?

35:25

There's a rose every time than it's a day

35:27

even a friend dates with. Roses.

35:29

His earnings are pretty limits. Yeah, there's others at

35:31

restaurants or the time. Or. Recently a Worthy

35:34

Rods they're also known as Phillies. There's a

35:36

lot of roses, the Daddy Daughter dance. To

35:38

the only reading on the table and is is

35:40

north the neighborhood like. Seder Nazis.

35:45

During figure video that like nobody's

35:47

gonna understand that. my idea you

35:49

know video is referencing St. Joseph.

35:51

you go for now. ah it's

35:53

knows how I mean. it's the

35:55

obscene summer. outside

35:58

or the thought about how do enough

36:00

Like during Valentine's Day going this romantic

36:02

ski trip That

36:07

actually might get copyrighted you got you got

36:09

us copyrighted for singing just the way you

36:11

are Hey

36:19

guys Skyler actually had a tough night

36:21

last night. What happened? Buddy,

36:24

where'd you wake up this morning? Let's all

36:27

say it I

36:30

didn't wake up here, but I had to get back

36:35

I had to wake up at 6 a.m. So we had we

36:37

had our workout at 8 wait wait Why'd you have a tough

36:39

night performance wasn't good last night? It's

36:41

a bad night. Oh Hard

36:43

night, but not hard night. No. No,

36:45

it was everyone very hard. Very fast

36:51

The night just flew by yes,

36:53

and yeah, yeah Fluid Lightning

36:56

I don't need to hear about Skyler

36:58

sperm endeavors where we probably told

37:00

who said people this story Yeah,

37:03

we probably told like can I can from last night to today? You've

37:06

told eight people quick. We hold on. It wasn't like

37:08

it was probably like Five

37:10

minutes four minutes. That's not that bad. But what I'm

37:12

saying was pretty bad guys. Hold on No,

37:15

there's 84 people talking. Sorry. We've gone for

37:17

bed. Zach doesn't talk for a second You

37:21

self-proclaimed yap Queen We're

37:26

even talk this whole time wait, wait, sorry

37:28

for time specific purposes We started the TV

37:30

show and then the intro

37:32

no, no, no No, but like the first

37:34

ad was playing by the time it was

37:37

like on Hulu. Oh, yeah. Yeah by the

37:39

time he finished Yeah,

37:41

but it's like like five six

37:44

minutes. Maybe cool. I'm sure from start

37:46

to end He was understanding from like from like

37:48

oh, yeah from like start make out to like

37:50

oh, no, no, no, no, no, no We

37:53

started and I don't want to get into all this but

37:55

no no, it's no no how Yes

38:00

Yes, hold on. Yes. Doing

38:04

drugs over here. That's why

38:06

you always brag sick, you apple. Are you sick? Don't

38:10

get near me. Oh,

38:12

here we go. Why does that video

38:14

have so many views on TikTok? What video? Which

38:18

video? No guys, because I'm actually getting sick. Oh,

38:20

and guess what? I

38:22

was right. You have

38:25

syphilis. No I don't. Stop spreading

38:27

rumors like that. Stop spreading diseases to

38:29

all the nice boys of LA. They're so sweet.

38:31

Yeah, because there's so many nice boys in LA.

38:33

There actually are so many nice guys in LA.

38:35

And you go for those little demons.

38:37

Rare. I'm

38:40

one's kiss. Can we say that you

38:43

didn't even trust me and Jared sometimes? Because we did say from

38:45

the beginning, a

38:48

few weeks ago you were going on some dates or whatever and we were like, maybe

38:50

not. I was like a

38:52

few months ago actually. Yeah, a few months ago. I

38:56

feel like I said, I told you guys, I said, let me make

38:58

my mistake. I literally said that verbatim.

39:01

Here's my question. You

39:03

don't answer this. Did I complain that much to

39:06

you guys after? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's

39:08

why I said don't answer because I know I complained to you a lot. No,

39:10

no, no. Exactly. I mean you could have. I

39:12

would have been listening. Yeah, when I

39:14

talked guys it tunes me out. He's

39:16

like, oh great, the walnuts speaking again. I

39:19

just never know if Tari's going to call me. It's always

39:21

the end of the world. She's never called

39:23

me and been like, you don't believe

39:25

this butterfly just saw. The

39:28

color scheme, it's never like the best day

39:30

I've ever had. Hey, your life would be

39:32

mundane without the entertainment. I

39:35

mean, you know. Hey, I had

39:37

the best day. It's always this. Hey,

39:40

Tara, what's going on? Yeah. I'm

39:44

like, what was it? And you're welcome for the

39:46

entertainment. I used to do the same thing and

39:48

I didn't see you walking away. You loved it. I

39:51

did walk away so we got rid of you. You're

39:53

not in the podcast anymore, remember? Ah. Ah.

39:57

You remember? I never know if you spilled your

39:59

goldfish on your bed. Or if a guy

40:01

ripped your heart out and cheated on you with your

40:03

mother. I

40:06

got some extra cheddar blasters in there for you. Yeah,

40:10

I just want me to say I'm just wondering

40:12

I'm just wondering when a mishap happens a stub

40:14

of the toe Are you also out of the

40:16

10? It's just you're over it quicker. Like is

40:18

your only reaction time a 10 and that's okay

40:20

I'm just wondering. Yeah, I feel like I'm pretty

40:22

dramatic and that's lovely. But like again, I'm self aware

40:25

of it Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm like, oh,

40:27

I'm not dramatic like I don't lie I

40:29

just never know when to actually feel like

40:31

are you okay? You'll get used to it I feel

40:33

like you'll kind of get a sense of what I'm actually not okay. I

40:36

feel like you should be used to it I was the exact

40:38

same way and Your

40:41

mom Why what you

40:43

took such a long pause there just

40:45

thinking about it. How do you hurry? I

40:47

need a little baby just attract a woman into your

40:49

life that are Dramatic, maybe

40:52

now hear me out.

40:54

There's a consistent factor here That

40:57

well you do drive people up the wall Might

40:59

be you that's well-documented that is well documented

41:02

that you drive people. Oh wait, you want

41:04

to get into you Was

41:10

speaking about her calling me with her problems, how

41:12

did I start those? Yeah, 100% dude because you're

41:14

bringing up things She doesn't want to be talking

41:16

about these problems ever The best thing that's ever

41:19

happened to you the podcast next week you by

41:21

yourself I

41:28

hope so. You're like, it's gonna be the best. I've got some

41:30

news to share part this

41:37

This is me me you know, 24-hour

41:40

streams is the live stream Look

41:43

at me the whole time look at my sadness Can I

41:45

tell the story from you from this morning at the car

41:47

place with your mom? Oh, yeah Yeah,

41:49

okay. So, you know how Zach's we've been talking about

41:51

how bad of a negotiator he is Yeah,

41:54

I'm not a bad negotiator. Yes. You are

41:56

to love people and I want them to

41:58

benefit from my We go

42:00

to this car place this morning because his

42:02

mom's trying to get car play, Apple

42:05

Car Play, inserted into her car. They look

42:07

at it for a second and we're standing around. He's

42:09

like, let me figure out the quote and I'll get back to you. So he

42:11

comes back out and he's like, yeah, we can do it. We can overnight the

42:13

piece, but it's going to be like $950 or whatever. And

42:16

Zach's like, okay,

42:18

well, I did get quoted at this other

42:20

store for $600. And the guy's like, no,

42:23

it's $950. Zach's like, deal. I

42:27

will say, I will say like, I get it. I

42:29

feel like I'm very much like a people

42:31

pleaser. So someone like if I ask one time and

42:33

they like shut me down, I'm like, yeah,

42:35

you're right. Yeah. He goes, now you

42:37

know what this is? This

42:39

is $1,000 and you have to blow on me. I don't care. You

42:42

get down on this car. Can you work for it? Sure.

42:44

What's the accent? I didn't know exactly what it

42:47

was. It can't be racist because I don't know

42:49

what it was. Yeah. Leave in the comments down

42:51

below what you think my accent was. I have

42:53

funny thing to say. I was on FaceTime

42:56

the other day with one of my friends and she was like,

42:58

I just don't know how you Winnie the Pooh it. What

43:00

the hell? Right. And I was like, what are you talking

43:02

about? She's like, you lay in bed with no underwear or

43:04

pants on, but you have a big t-shirt on, but

43:07

it's not covering your hoo-ha. That's Winnie the Pooh in it.

43:09

And I just realized that when you do, it doesn't wear pants.

43:11

Oh, no, no, no, he doesn't. He lets it hang. Yeah. He's

43:13

free balling. Are you in like just a t-shirt, but

43:15

no pants. I guess sometimes I wear underwear, but

43:17

I guess this night I didn't. And I

43:19

was on FaceTime with a close girlfriend of mine and she's like, why?

43:23

And how did she know that you were? I

43:25

got up. Just

43:28

kitty to the wind. Yeah, we're close. Yeah,

43:30

clearly. My ex roommate

43:32

and I,

43:34

uh, my ex

43:36

roommate and I used to do this once a week.

43:39

We would. Oh, guys, where?

43:41

Where are you going? I'm

43:43

going to let me finish it before

43:45

we start making assumptions. We

43:48

would do our everything showers and put

43:50

on spray tans like fake tans. And

43:52

then we'd each get our backs like

43:54

we'd each get our backs. We'd sit butt

43:57

ass naked cover our Cover

43:59

our couch. in a towels and. Then.

44:01

Put on once upon a time where eating cheesecake like

44:03

once a week but make at by a good yeah

44:06

that we have a third during that with bro glow

44:08

filter have a lot of at the size of next

44:10

I'm actually my words extra going with a slang slang

44:12

and now I'm going to be like thoughts you learn

44:14

something when the hand of us do my aunt back

44:17

in the day we're grown up see what we we

44:19

go over this is or discoveries when we go is

44:21

is a shower story was going to her house and

44:23

she had three kids one was made and than to

44:25

realize our public four years younger than me and seven

44:27

years and really and we go over there and we

44:30

were young probably I probably would. A

44:32

lemon twelve and Siegler our voice. I'd

44:34

say the Nazis double up. And. Mean

44:36

a jar you lose else it to me like the

44:38

four year old, the several. Other

44:41

day? don't fucking turn around Really?

44:44

How? Friend

44:46

and I mean are you know where this

44:48

guy was also? Blu ray have railed against

44:50

us. It's how we can do anything with

44:53

song here. it's with way to make up

44:55

our own tunes. I feel like an Iowa

44:57

where the Spacex it will like this shirt. I

44:59

did like yeah are containers you would agree

45:01

thousand. Or two thousand top of the

45:03

south of with a pretty funny this is

45:06

where I think about women seen. The.

45:09

Regional parts can out there to Tos I

45:11

think a lot of time as I still

45:13

you shouldn't be talking. There's.

45:15

No way anyone else could turbo in both times. I

45:19

see as you like or as as you age. That

45:21

such as a part of the little that some of the little

45:23

things I think given holding my far in some ways I came.

45:25

Out the other parts of I can that's

45:27

my to corner and I wanted to the

45:29

size as as your that is a lot

45:31

of good he i'm sorry guy hundred american

45:33

food or there and. As he

45:35

says, why don't you just like they have to go pee

45:37

than just walkway Roka Billie nipples I do and then they

45:39

they know fr. That they silly was because you

45:41

come back so fast. My second of all

45:43

things that I say, I fart any kind

45:46

of maternal we've all been speaking about the

45:48

farts. I believe it's fine, I held it

45:50

and it's gone Now back to your own

45:52

node of upon on own vaginal. The more

45:54

for this is about which are this is

45:56

the vagina thing. I. Feel like

45:58

men have more of an ego when it

46:00

comes to their. Reproductive.

46:02

Organ they're all exercise. Yeah yeah yeah I could run,

46:05

I get a we have we see around and I

46:07

I see Jarrod. I'm as it could be just cold

46:09

day for me and your to be said warm is

46:11

that things such thing as and even a quarter of

46:14

an inch more than mine. That's. Is.

46:16

Dynamic which our dynamic area.

46:18

And. Then wickets in. But I think that boots and stuff. I

46:21

realize like boobs are always come on display. Let.

46:24

Their on like an hour? yeah unless you're

46:26

wearing like super bag. He thought that if

46:28

the every my shoulder height might be able

46:30

a different kinds of boobs nobody's ever really

46:32

like I like a really small wiener. You

46:34

hear me out like some guys really oh

46:36

yeah I love like smaller boobs well said

46:38

a model or I love like the lunches

46:40

ones that isolated at it through and I'm

46:42

carrying groceries have time for your justice and

46:44

then would guys it's nobody's ever like yeah

46:46

gently. So that tic tac to pay down

46:48

debt to guys aren't know that you guys

46:50

are hang out with their dicks outs and

46:52

one was bigger he bite. To get harder Now

46:54

Promised one who you. Are

46:56

unable to signal. but yeah, Returns ideals that I'm aware

46:58

of. The The Out another throw them. Are you guys

47:00

just like sitting there settling? I never like when I'm with.

47:03

A girl unlike were like valley an island

47:05

we're doing. That where I'm not, I'm never

47:07

just inspecting her. Nose enough never to. Him.

47:10

At night about is more equitable center opened one

47:12

but but it is more com and for you

47:14

guys with each other naked I read for us

47:16

it would be such such a novel thing for

47:19

me it means year due to positive affirmation Sundays

47:21

we just in front of each other naked for

47:23

like ten to twenty minutes Yes I am as

47:25

do that would just as complement each other as

47:27

it gets heard about I'm sending our behalf I

47:30

have heard that. As I how would you say I can

47:32

sit there naked eye or like the panic. I heard that if

47:34

you like you know like. Something. Like

47:36

downward dog went up. To those of us,

47:38

I had to get sunburned pretty easily I

47:40

think. Really good for like your sock as

47:42

is something. I dunno yeah, think I've since had

47:44

a great he does that mean headset on in your

47:46

hearts hernia. I think of what they call it Israel

47:49

saying no I'm I'm not joking or kind of know

47:51

as if everyone at least. That's what our city

47:53

to align. My soccer's I'm cool with him

47:55

being analyzed for her. I I thought

47:57

I didn't the Bahamas one time. Know

48:00

why? I wonder how why my asshole

48:02

is Amina has to be Or if

48:05

you've never looked, you both. You. Rely

48:07

on our to yeah I never taken

48:09

a squat on over here says Ms

48:11

are term as earlier dared rumor the

48:13

last time you think you're we're got

48:15

direct sunlight oh yeah we're talking about

48:17

is deeply oh interesting direct sunlight I

48:19

rent i think i've i like hot

48:21

weather send out and i think i

48:23

instantly at one time when i was

48:25

like in like fifth grade maybe the

48:27

only time i skinny dip with that

48:29

night so it wasn't that of Egypt's

48:31

it's of insist on. The

48:34

server know that for the says. You

48:37

either viewed as soon as he. Has told me that are

48:39

someone's holding back well as a little late. Don't

48:41

say with her alone and I well as the

48:43

is it who I think it is probably way

48:45

as as the old say yes I do you.

48:49

Do. That with all these cameras on is

48:51

pretty now but I have more like a

48:53

crazy you don't like American pie. On

48:55

oh with like the webcam when he has

48:58

my. Biggest fear I think about all the time with i

49:00

live right now Such as I am, I do something I'm

49:02

like oh my god the hope I saw me. If

49:04

if a sex tape have you ever did come

49:06

out like how would you react would you be

49:08

mortified was really to hopefully. Honestly

49:10

the first thing I think of oh my god

49:12

my parents are gonna say of course. Other than

49:14

that I think I are like my family. How

49:16

do? How would they give that information? Online.

49:20

I. So know they look at in order to find their

49:22

way to. Do not think they have. Given

49:25

my mom would never know Uma your first year

49:27

you are in your her mom I would never

49:29

know the earnest said or they come out yes

49:31

he would Our your modest friends with the a

49:33

horrible way you're a move through. Notes:

49:35

And really my mind's another is weird I know

49:37

she was they'll learn atlas there's greater to be

49:39

like the I here's a brother know exposures orders

49:41

of fifth grade okay they're not of see and

49:44

one of wanted a loophole that she works with

49:46

could go up to her and be like how

49:48

sack doing with the whole thing and she's like

49:50

what thing and she's like oh to sex tape

49:52

the came out and then boom she knows it's

49:54

that simple ideas I have to go out we

49:56

find. A common in ios Us economy

49:58

saw myself see like what. Would he

50:00

nominee The comments. She doesn't see the

50:02

under two things. Firstly for my mom wouldn't find

50:05

are going to the hidden really does Not everyone

50:07

saying that if I didn't see if you're so

50:09

coffin that release a sucker for hims it's and

50:11

going to be in it was me know if

50:13

you know what can I be honest what if

50:15

we all have sex right now on camera and

50:18

Weber's mom finds out about it last of ever

50:20

pay for launch your mom would find out last

50:22

now as around when I'm on the internet your

50:24

mom and an hour or two miles something. I

50:26

thought money that my mom would find out first

50:29

my mom would be less. Your mom would be

50:31

up there as your mom my mom would find

50:33

out. Nurse said my mom doesn't even have an

50:35

Instagram fuss is too scared to set one out

50:37

of it as a dog. I

50:40

agree. I. Think your mom would find out like second.

50:44

Is all you're doing and what you're

50:46

doing. The live stream of mine before your

50:48

teeth and comments on all my stuff like.

50:51

You're thinking about this in the terms of

50:53

like her personally going out seeking. It's that

50:55

oh I know what happened I found that

50:57

I'm putting in all the parameters of someone

51:00

telling original I'm not delusional, I just think

51:02

she might be second or said into or

51:04

last for said in the last I heard

51:07

that it's I would go Juri Mom possibly

51:09

for last place. Maybe I would go your

51:11

mom a clear first. I.

51:13

Feel your mom Second, Your mom would

51:15

be a third thinking. Armani

51:18

would be about. I.

51:20

Disagree. I so think your mom

51:22

or Instagram. Your Mom you be latter

51:25

Montoya that your mom's on tic toc was

51:27

he sends us to talk to see her

51:29

histogram real girly only because he sends me

51:32

one every. Day. And I'm

51:34

like saw this for months ago I don't tell her

51:36

that adds go ha ha and the to call me

51:38

afterwards and so will explain the video to me that

51:40

I just watched says i love mom the you know

51:43

once upon a source. Of.

51:46

The jokes. Are

51:48

Christian is Grannies and towns Who's I? I was the

51:50

park as as don't want a with the volume. He

51:54

actually say that about how to love as

51:56

I was a pool really scared to me

51:58

again in a sleazy. Know Yes, The Zebra.

52:00

I'm like oh a scene. And

52:02

every Day November Listeners and a

52:05

guide. Or. Mom. My mom loves you,

52:07

She likes. I just love that, sees herself

52:09

and she put yourself out there and you

52:11

know what? Are. These girls as is,

52:13

held back with just what she didn't. Mean to be

52:15

consistent. Representative. That

52:18

it's been lost with the same reason that seven

52:20

I gotta get somebody the line alive. I live

52:22

without a lot of woman in your mom's age

52:24

range in. My. Mom's age range. That's what they'll say

52:26

the like your see if stunt. A My Earth as

52:28

a think yeah, I just don't know exactly what I

52:30

mean. You're as there is, kind of. A

52:33

different spot as get. Why don't we give

52:35

them the south and say roberts? Upstairs we

52:37

stopped at Zack's eighty or own. Grand.

52:40

Dad is is here is a Sears watching Tv

52:42

but I have the Apple Tv. Oh my room

52:44

though our mental onto the ice is a startling

52:46

St. Paul's annotated. you'll have a pander to have

52:48

to. Approve of

52:51

World War. One

52:53

aggressor, good leader, the roof to my right

52:55

ear baggie or my ear over our grandfathers

52:57

in town and all he does is in

53:00

once more modest World War Two movies and

53:02

there has to sit there and and which

53:04

is restarted and forget that the are you

53:06

wanted to know like know how about For

53:08

an overseer pastime I came. In earlier and

53:10

was in some sort of space off I

53:12

served as a robber when you watch and

53:15

he has no clothes off the road. could

53:17

have no clue their float number. they have

53:19

a similar to burn the english professors and

53:21

when you're space you're basically human bird parenthood

53:23

and then either handsome almost ran away yesterday

53:25

and he comes up to meals seriously and

53:27

he goes know everything's as yours is is

53:30

a bit of a like the sun i'm

53:32

i'm high purple I think to and he

53:34

actually was run away. The gate was a

53:36

little older Michael. I can't trust him. Yeah this

53:38

have. Oil interface is it? The

53:40

dog almost got out and my grandfather said

53:42

let him out so he can go get

53:45

some dog are seen. As

53:47

a as I say that's what he said.

53:50

He said he needed help in any go

53:52

get out there and get inside a dog.

53:54

He called it a designer. a

53:56

bad dog vagina yeah it's actually

53:59

wasn't joking He looked me square

54:01

in the eyes with his glossed over

54:03

type 1 diabetes vein struck in eyes

54:05

and he told me He's right upstairs

54:07

that he can't hear me They

54:09

won't give him a hearing aids because they hate when he

54:12

joined the conversation Wait

54:15

also we were supposed to be listening to his thing beeped

54:17

and we all have a headphone I got to check his

54:19

blood sugar. Give me a second. Hold on wait. Hold on

54:21

But before this is also another one we were we were

54:23

touring the office earlier today And we were

54:25

talking about the layout and I was like I was talking to

54:27

miss Gina Just trying to get a ride up now that see

54:29

that corner over there I'm gonna shoot my only fan content over

54:31

there and and she was like

54:34

what and I said yeah I'm just gonna be like naked doing all

54:36

the stuff whatever and Robert was like you

54:38

would crack under the pressure Okay

54:48

Yeah, just roasted me 80 year old you

54:50

can't either dude be I

54:52

feel like he could back in the day. I feel

54:54

like he was slinging back I mean we saw he

54:56

did on the pool tables. He still got it dude.

54:58

He he knows how to handle a stick and some

55:00

balls That's

55:02

his grandfather. Yeah, come on be cordial He's one of

55:04

the sweetest men in the world though because he's been

55:07

with my granny for two lifetimes

55:09

and they'll be sitting at a dinner table together and

55:11

they'll be sharing some fries and a burger and You

55:14

know the both eat the burger and they'll be eating

55:16

the fries and they'll be one fry left and he'll

55:18

make sure he picks It up and sets it aside

55:20

and puts it on her plate every

55:22

time. That's so lovely He

55:24

doesn't even think about it. He's also the same

55:26

person where his machine was beeping down here on

55:28

the couch and Your

55:31

granny was like Robert you got to check your insulin.

55:33

He goes I will And

55:35

then he looks at Skyler now. He goes he's got

55:37

to know every time I My

55:42

granny told me earlier she goes please go check his insulin so

55:45

I go up there and I go did you check your insulin?

55:47

He goes I

55:49

come back downstairs. She goes he lies I found him passed

55:51

out twice as he called him her Because

55:55

he refuses go in his pocket It

55:58

is very high right now, so It's

56:00

because you've been drinking a coke over there.

56:03

He is high and he's low on insulin. Granny's

56:06

at the mall, he's dying. He can't do

56:08

it. He's like... He's like, I'm gonna do something

56:10

about that in about 34 minutes. I

56:12

said, should we do something about that

56:14

now? I'm gonna do something about it in about 34 minutes. If

56:16

y'all want me to make it to dinner, I probably gotta change

56:19

these batteries out in 30-40, but

56:21

everybody's storming Normandy again for the third

56:23

time today. I gotta make sure

56:25

we watch this. I watched this first episode

56:27

of Banner Brothers. I

56:29

actually didn't know there was any other episodes in the first

56:31

one. We were

56:33

also at dinner today and we were

56:36

kind of at the end of the table and people were listening us

56:38

to us talk and I felt like we were talking a little too

56:40

much. I was like, let's include everybody in the table. Robert

56:44

just looks at me and he goes, we're quiet

56:46

because we're interested. I

56:49

said, you sweet, sweet man. Thanks, Jeff. I

56:52

want to hang out with Robert. I feel like he'd listen to me. He's up

56:54

there right now. And he's

56:56

so, he's so, like he will really listen. Wow.

56:58

I gotta get up there. No, he will. He'll

57:00

really listen and anytime you show him something on

57:03

your phone, he'll actually take a lot of interest

57:05

and be like, oh, like what? He'll

57:07

grab your phone and he'll be like, wait, I can't see it. And then

57:09

he'll hold it there for like 10 seconds ago.

57:12

And then he'll ask you so many questions about it. He's really,

57:14

I need to be up there now. And you

57:17

know what he does? My favorite thing. He calls me

57:19

baby. He goes, hi, baby. How you doing, baby? I

57:21

gotta go. Hi, Robert. I gotta go hang out

57:23

with Robert. I went and visited them. I

57:25

shouldn't. No, you should go soon. Well, he's only got about

57:27

30, 40 minutes on the call. He's not going to change

57:29

those batteries. And granny is in the middle

57:31

of a mall right now. There's a deal and she's not

57:33

going to come back. She is busy anthropology. I don't want

57:35

to bring this to a crass place, but I sometimes I

57:37

do think about

57:40

when's the last time they've done anything like that.

57:42

It doesn't matter. I just, no, no, this doesn't,

57:44

this is nothing like that. Like, I kind of

57:46

wonder when the human psyche, like when they both

57:48

knew, stop, they both knew we're just never

57:51

gonna ever. I don't think it. I don't think

57:53

they think about that. I think it just happened. You don't

57:55

think old people, not them. They do, but

57:57

not after a certain point. It just came. Really?

58:00

Really? It's hard, like I'm gonna be

58:02

breaking records at 100. Yeah. I'm

58:04

like, I want to be going at it when I'm 90. Your

58:06

libido is fascinating. Thank you. It's like, it's

58:08

top notch. Thank you. What is it? Do

58:10

you have an extra testosterone? Honestly, maybe. Maybe

58:12

I'm high in testosterone. No, I mean, I

58:14

applaud you for it. I feel like if

58:16

I was a guy, he'd bricked up all

58:18

the time. Yes,

58:21

ma'am. Don't you? Add that.

58:23

I'm a guy right now. No, that guy would say, I see

58:25

who said it quote. What? Add that

58:27

to the list of who said it quote. Oh,

58:30

yeah. If I was a guy, he'd bricked up

58:32

all the time. How are you on me? Oh,

58:34

wait. Going back to Robert real quick. This is,

58:36

I just remember this. We were speaking about OnlyFans

58:38

at a different time prior. How do you go

58:40

into Robert? Well, because Skyler was talking about starting

58:42

his OnlyFans, and Robert goes, he's like, if it's

58:44

done right, I'd pay for it. Did

58:47

he say it? Hell, yeah. Hell, yeah. I'll

58:49

go in. I'll do it just for him.

58:51

Wait, was that it? That was all the ones?

58:54

I think to end this podcast, Zach and I

58:56

would like to tell you all that we're okay,

58:58

and that we're friends. And we actually have been

59:00

friends for quite a long time. And I have

59:02

nothing but love and care for Zach and always

59:04

fucking have. And I think Zach feels the exact

59:07

same way about me. And I

59:09

think that the loss like, I

59:12

thought you could like that. Oh, yeah. I get

59:14

the shake sometimes. Oh, yeah. Dude. What?

59:18

Come on. We were just, that was fun.

59:20

That was just rippin' it. But

59:23

like, hear me out. Like,

59:25

I genuinely have nothing but love for you.

59:27

And I always have. Like, I care about you more

59:29

than anyone on this planet. That's

59:32

like, I'm pushing that. That's not true. That was

59:34

a lot. I lied. You're

59:36

top five. Yeah, I'd say you're top five. You're top

59:39

five for sure. I'm number one. I'm number

59:41

one. I'm number two bird that ends

59:43

up my finger. But like, I

59:45

care about you so much. So, so much.

59:47

And I have watched you guys grow this

59:50

podcast and become so successful. And I'm really

59:52

happy for you guys. And I mean

59:54

that. Like, I really, really mean that. So

59:57

Congrats on everything. Indiana

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