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now, like I don't drink as much and my family

1:00

is like, are you okay? How are you going

1:02

to make money? How's the career going? Yeah, like

1:04

it's going down. I need to get f***ed up

1:06

more. What's up guys?

1:08

Welcome to episode 209, right?

1:12

If it's not right. 208, 209,

1:15

who cares anymore buddy? We're just all in an ether

1:17

that doesn't matter. Brianna LaPaglia, how

1:19

are you doing today, sweet, sweet

1:21

woman who is great? Say

1:24

that last name again. Say

1:26

it one more time. LaPaglia. Brianna LaPaglia. No one

1:28

ever says it right, so good job. Thank you. Thank you

1:30

so much. I am doing great and I'm so happy to

1:32

be here on the Dropout set that my

1:34

podcast accidentally copied. That

1:37

was a lot of controversy for a fraction

1:39

of a second. I just want to apologize deeply

1:41

for the exact replica copy. Are

1:44

you serious? I mean,

1:46

pretty much. So we told, we recreated

1:48

our studio and we're like, we want a diner vibe. They

1:52

must have just went like, I don't know how or

1:54

where you guys did your podcast, but they must have

1:56

went to the same people and they sent us it.

1:58

And we're like, that is f***ing good. And

2:00

then all the comments are that you exactly cop out

2:02

the dropouts, Pocky. Pocky.

2:04

The Pocky. Those

2:06

Pockys. Was that a comment? Like,

2:09

people actually bring that up? When we

2:11

first dropped our studio, yeah. Oh,

2:13

I don't know if I clocked it. Me neither. It's

2:16

exactly. Oh, dude.

2:18

Yes. Suck. I'm

2:20

so angry. Her

2:23

name's Grace. Grace. Go to hell, too. But

2:26

also, come on sometime. Love

2:28

you. Good save. Funny humor. Yeah,

2:31

we did all this ourselves with the

2:34

use of Facebook Marketplace. But anyway, before we get into

2:36

the semantics of what life is and what it isn't,

2:38

do you mind if I hit some intro music? Hit

2:40

some intro music. Thank you, Father. Thank you. Father.

2:42

Thank you. Father. Father. Father. Father.

2:50

So we have something very controversial, obviously, to bring

2:52

up. Right at the top, it's something

2:54

very dark in your past that has not been brought

2:57

to light yet. And though we are bringing it up,

2:59

you are going to ask it to be cut. And

3:01

we physically cannot say that. And that is, all right,

3:03

guys, subscribe to the Patreon down below, where you're

3:05

going to get some extra footage. Old Bree Bree over

3:07

here. She's going to give you that good, good. Explain

3:09

everything she's doing in the bedroom. She's going

3:11

to draw it for us on a diagram. Also, we

3:14

do a drunk episode every month. Here's a

3:16

little clip of that. Salud. I

3:19

feel like he doesn't know what that means. And he said it because like.

3:22

It's god bless. He thinks that's what

3:24

people say. Oh, my god. It means,

3:26

like, cheers. Dude, I mean, it's god

3:28

bless. All right, Tara, I'm going to

3:30

give this to you. And if you've got a promise, you'll be with

3:32

us. You've got to promise that you'll be the best with it. I'm

3:35

going to give it to you. Oh, my god.

3:37

This is amazing. I told you it's the best thing I've

3:39

ever held. Do you mind if we do it together? Oh,

3:44

that's nice. I love

3:46

that. It's nice. It's nice to fellowship

3:48

with you. To fellowship? What

3:50

are we, a youth group? So lovely

3:52

to take communion with you. Yeah. Oh,

3:59

sorry for yelling. Listen, look at me, look at me, look at me, look at

4:01

me. I don't know where the hell I'm at. I

4:03

think, I don't know where I'm at. I feel

4:05

like we should end this podcast. No, you're not even

4:07

at a little shot right now. Check the shot. Should

4:09

we go out now? I just checked it, you're not

4:11

in it. Where am I? We gotta hear you now.

4:13

You're so far below it, you gotta sit up. No,

4:15

we're not in it. Don't make me. We're not allowed

4:17

to post it on YouTube for obvious reasons, intoxication, and

4:19

having a good time. Seven

4:21

day free trial, so if you don't go into the

4:23

description and if you don't subscribe and be a part

4:26

of it, I will inseminate

4:28

your least favorite family member and

4:30

create more of them, so that sucks, huh? Yeah, that's

4:33

horrible. Yeah, I know, that's why I had to bring

4:35

it. That's terrible, that's good though. Thank you so much.

4:37

Thank you for, God, thank you for being here. Yeah,

4:39

I know you guys have been dying to have me

4:41

on the pod, so thanks for finally making

4:44

the time. Yeah, thank you for us making the time.

4:46

No, of course, yeah. I like

4:48

how everything's like, I know, yeah, but thank you guys. What's

4:51

new, what's old? How'd you get into this

4:54

crazy, crazy life? I wanna hear

4:56

the roots of how you started speaking into a

4:58

microphone. The roots, I mean, it's nothing

5:00

even, I feel like we all just fell into this,

5:02

at least I did. Did you guys all wanna be

5:04

podcasters growing up? Since I was born. I

5:06

wanted to be a YouTuber. No. I'm a YouTuber.

5:08

That's where I started. I wanted to be a YouTuber too. That's what

5:11

I do. I started, yeah, I know, you're really good at it. I

5:14

love your YouTube videos. You've seen them? Everyone

5:17

has seen your YouTube videos. No, are you serious? I

5:19

feel like everyone's seen my face, and

5:21

not that they want to, but it's forced onto

5:23

them, but I don't think everyone's seen my YouTube videos. I

5:25

thought we were gonna bring it up because you didn't want the allegations.

5:28

Everyone forced your, anyway, let's keep going.

5:30

Thank you. It's really kind. Did people only

5:32

recognize you from the podcast now, you think? No,

5:35

people recognize you from TikTok. Oh, and you

5:37

don't want that to see me. And that's an app. The least favorite app.

5:39

So you didn't wanna be a podcaster, sorry. I know, I

5:41

don't know what I wanted to do. I was just making

5:43

TikToks, and I was like, I made an alias, Brianna Chicken

5:45

Fry, because I was trying to get into med school at

5:47

the time, so I needed like a fake name, so

5:49

they couldn't find me. Like, they couldn't find me. I

5:51

get it, I get it. So clearly med school wasn't

5:54

gonna work out. It's like they'll see my face, but

5:56

they won't know, because it's different names. They

6:00

go to the same school. But

6:03

yeah, I just started making TikToks and then Barstool found me. And

6:05

then I was like, what am I going to do at Barstool? I need

6:07

to make a podcast. Everyone at Barstool has a podcast. And

6:09

then here I am, potting away. Now you're just

6:11

speaking, you're just using your vocal cords to

6:14

obtain monetary excellence,

6:16

as we say in the biz. Yeah, that's

6:18

what we say all the time. Making

6:20

money off talking. Oh, and not just ticking,

6:23

just talking. Just talking. Okay,

6:25

so you're out there. You're throwing- Yeah, and making no

6:27

money on TikTok actually. Of course, and none of us

6:29

do. Yeah, me neither. Do you guys monetize

6:31

your pages? I don't make videos longer

6:33

than a minute, so technically no. I could

6:35

if I made... It is on, but I

6:37

don't make videos longer than a minute on TikTok. And

6:39

I tried to make money on Pornhub, but it was

6:41

the same thing, but it was videos over a

6:44

minute and I couldn't get there. Because it's like, you know

6:46

what I mean? It's like, yeah, yeah. The way... Well,

6:49

it depends on the day or how hard I am. But

6:51

back to you. So what kind of videos are

6:53

you making? Are we giving the laughies to

6:55

the kids? Are we getting ready? I guess we're

6:58

getting a little laughies. We're getting a little bit more

7:00

get-readies, but it was actually tough to watch. I was

7:02

super drunk is how I blew up on TikTok. Really

7:04

drunk, really disgusting. Things that

7:06

you would post on your close friend stories,

7:08

I was posting for everyone to see. My

7:12

first viral video was me keeled

7:14

over projectile vomiting. Hell yeah.

7:17

Oh my God. And then I stood up

7:19

and I'm like, I can't stand up. And I was hung over

7:21

and I'm like, oh my God, that's why they call it a

7:23

hangover. And

7:26

then everyone was like, whoa, mind

7:28

fuck. And then I became the hungover

7:30

girl. So I was just like always

7:32

puking. Which is way better than med

7:34

school. Way better than med school. Do

7:36

you... So a lot of

7:38

people in my family have had interventions because

7:40

of their alcoholism, but I just don't think

7:42

they're, again, monetizing it the right way that

7:45

you did. Like they're not making career moves

7:47

with their inability to be sober like you

7:49

did. Well, now, I don't drink as much and

7:51

my family is like, are you okay? How's

7:54

the career going? Like it's

7:56

going down. I'm like, fuck, I need to get fucked

7:58

up more. I get it.

8:01

Yeah, it kind of sucks. Well, if there's anything

8:03

we could ever do, whether it's alcohol money, whether

8:05

it's IVs of just, you know, whiskey drip, you

8:07

let us know, please. Thank you. Honestly,

8:09

or just like a night out with me. We need

8:11

a night out because you're a crazy party girl too. I am. That's

8:14

why I said I get it. Okay, you get it. Do you still party

8:16

as much as like you used to? I think I party more. I'm kind

8:19

of like, am I wrong? Am I wrong to say that? I feel like

8:21

it's true, right? Oh, it's too much. Do you guys have any-

8:23

I'm in like the relationship part now where it's like, I

8:25

stopped partying. It's much. Oh. Oh

8:29

no. Just the biggest songbird of

8:31

our generation is write poems about her.

8:33

How terrible. How terrible.

8:35

I actually- I just missed the part. I didn't

8:37

know about that until recently. Oh, I love that.

8:40

I didn't know that your boyfriend was who he

8:42

was. I thought he would, to be honest, and

8:45

I know how famous he is and I know how huge he is and

8:47

I know how iconic he is. I don't listen to

8:49

country music, so I had no idea who he was. So I

8:51

was like, how was she dating someone named

8:53

Zach, right? Is his name? Yeah.

8:55

Yeah. I have no idea what he

8:57

does. I like- Dude, I

9:00

love him, but a lot of my followers, they're the same

9:02

way they don't listen to country music, so I like introduce

9:04

them to Zach and then I cross over. Ah, got it, got it, got it.

9:07

It's cool. I just wish I had any

9:09

other name now, because now mine doesn't matter. Already

9:11

my birthday was the same birthday as Beyonce, so

9:13

I never get my special day, and now my

9:16

name means nothing. Z-A-C-H as well. Well, we call

9:18

you Ricky. Please call me Ricky. He

9:20

looks exactly like my buddy Ricky and I'm looking at him and I

9:22

feel like I know you. I feel like we've hung out a lot

9:24

of times. Yeah, we go back a little bit, and

9:27

back in where we're from, which is- He's

9:29

from Northern California. We're from- I wouldn't

9:31

have this accent. No, you wouldn't. You're so far

9:33

off. But for some reason, he talks like that.

9:35

He kind of talks like, hey, Ricky. Hey, think

9:38

about me and Ricky. I mean, with a name

9:40

like Ricky, yeah. I'm gonna talk. He talks with

9:42

his hands. Yeah, yeah, I'm from the Frisco, the

9:44

San Francisco. Exactly. It's Ricky.

9:46

Okay, thank you. I mean, that makes me feel good

9:48

that you know me, but I don't know you. Exactly.

9:51

And where are you from originally? I'm from Boston.

9:53

Oh, I've heard of it. Is that your dog's name?

9:55

Yeah, that is my dog's name. I almost had to bring her, and

9:57

I was like, fuck, that's so unprofessional. That's not true.

10:00

Was it the first? Yeah, I brought my dog the

10:03

first time I came on the podcast. Did he like

10:05

sit with you? No, he peed here. And

10:07

he doesn't pee. It's because his dog peed on my

10:09

dog's face. Oh, fuck your dog. Yeah. I

10:11

try not to. But okay,

10:14

so her dog was showing teeth and getting

10:16

angry to my dog, and my dog didn't

10:19

know how to react. That's also this big,

10:21

by the way. Yeah, but he's got a

10:23

hell of a bark on him. But your

10:25

dog was wearing the R Kelly t-shirt, so

10:28

how's my dog supposed to know that he

10:30

doesn't want the urine? That makes sense. What

10:32

I'm saying is it wouldn't have been unprofessional. I did the same

10:35

thing. I wasn't a member of this podcast. I was a guest,

10:37

and I just brought my dog. That's crazy that you started off

10:39

as a guest, and now you're just a permanent

10:41

host. Yeah, chained to the bench.

10:43

That's what I say. I always say I'm chained to this bench.

10:45

Wait, how did that conversation look like? Were you guys

10:48

just like, hey, we want you

10:50

forever? Kind of. Basically. Well, she

10:52

came on, and this was pre-yumpification

10:54

of the internet. So we met at

10:56

a party. I was like, oh, this girl's really

10:58

funny. Let's have her on the podcast. And the

11:00

banter was just really well. Everyone really liked the

11:02

dynamic. And I don't know, she was a

11:04

girl that was giving it back to the guys

11:07

in the same way that... And I was

11:09

just like... You're like that, too, which I like about you.

11:11

Yeah, I was like, oh, that's fantastic. And

11:13

then we had her on again. And it was

11:15

the same thing. The camera, she was really well,

11:17

and we felt like we needed that female voice.

11:20

And I was like, hey, do you want to just keep doing

11:22

this? I'm not having a great time. We're having a great time.

11:24

You seem to have been a great time. She's like, no. And

11:26

then I was like, well, what about now, you

11:29

stupid whore? And

11:31

then she said, yeah, because she loves her family. Yeah,

11:33

she wanted to live. Yeah, I wanted to live. She

11:35

wanted to provide for sugar. Speaking of...

11:37

Wait, two things. What pretty is your dog?

11:39

I was going to ask that. I think,

11:41

okay, she's a labrador, but I think she's

11:43

a duddly lab, but none of her brothers

11:45

and sisters are. So I don't know. The

11:48

hell's a duddly lab? She has like a brown

11:50

nose. They usually have pink noses or black?

11:52

Which she's sucking up to. I don't know. That's what I'm

11:54

saying. But she's a good

11:56

doggy. She's my favorite. She's my favorite doggy in the world.

11:58

I can tell when someone like... loves their dog

12:00

because I feel like I know their dogs through the

12:02

internet so like I feel like I know Boston because

12:04

you post your dog so much. You know what I

12:06

mean? She's so famous. She's so famous. She's going up

12:08

the street and it's Boston Boston Boston. I'm like stop.

12:11

Maybe it's just the NBA Finals. People

12:13

are just like whoo! She's so dicked.

12:15

I bet she's out there like oh

12:18

god. This is

12:20

the best thing that's ever happened. Yeah she's famous.

12:22

Are you a sports galley? I

12:24

mean when I lived in

12:26

Boston I was like parade after parade after

12:28

parade. It was sick come from a very

12:30

great town of sports greatness but not really

12:32

anymore. Now I'm a bandwagon fan now that the C's are up.

12:35

Yeah yeah. But that's about it. Yeah our parades are a little

12:37

different here. I'm a Caitlin Clark fan. Oh yeah yeah. C's up.

12:39

I'm a big Caitlin Clark fan. All these women.

12:41

All these bitches. I can't say that. All these

12:43

wonderful women who work hard their jobs that are

12:45

being mean to my baby girl. Stop.

12:48

But also I want to give Angel Reese her

12:51

flowers as well because I also think that

12:53

they'll their rivalry also sparked like everyone really

12:55

caring about women's sports. A hundred percent. Well

12:57

not women's sports in general because I think

12:59

tennis does a great job. I think that's

13:02

like the main sport where women and men

13:04

are pretty cool. Soccer as well. Yeah

13:06

soccer. But I don't

13:08

know I think I don't get

13:10

why there's such hate for Caitlin Clark. I

13:12

think. Is there? So much.

13:14

So much. Well I feel like there's more hate

13:16

like in the league like within the players. They're

13:18

like is it because she's pulling the shit out

13:20

of her? I don't know. I

13:23

think it's just because she gets a lot of

13:25

attention like I saw a clip the other day.

13:27

Pretty and nice and sweet and good. I don't know

13:29

all that but I'm sure. I just know that step

13:32

back lethal. Oh my god I love

13:36

her. Yeah I saw a video the other day

13:38

of this girl just like shoulder checks the shit

13:40

out of her and like fully knocks her down.

13:42

The ball even got in bounded. Yeah she's

13:44

getting checked. Yeah it's it's bad.

13:46

And though though it is bad

13:49

I also think it is good

13:51

for because it does continue the

13:53

Caitlin Clark if you're picking

13:55

sides. Now people are watching more. People want to

13:57

watch every game. Can you explain a little bit? Okay.

14:00

that she's a famous women's basketball

14:02

player. She is now the most famous

14:04

women's basketball players in the history of

14:06

ever. Really? And why

14:08

is that? Started off in Iowa. She was

14:10

just a

14:12

generational player who could do

14:15

things at a basketball court that just broke all sorts

14:17

of records there. And

14:21

she just had this dog in her where she wasn't going to

14:23

back down. She really worked hard. And

14:26

it made everyone, I think,

14:28

the women's final

14:31

or the women's March Madness almost had

14:33

more, if not

14:35

more, as many as the men's because

14:37

of people watching her. She was just

14:39

this, for whatever reason, this icon, similar

14:42

to a Tarayummy hitting

14:44

the whoa. Whoa. The

14:47

whoa. The whoa. I

14:49

don't hate the whoa. I feel like that's

14:51

like Josh. Yeah, Josh hits the whoa. The renegade,

14:54

the eye roll. Oh, he's going to

14:56

hate us for bringing that up. Great, great, great. The

14:59

2019 Josh Richards of the Women's League.

15:01

Got it. Oh. Or

15:03

2023 Tarayummy. That's understandable. Tarah,

15:05

fuck Tarah. That's OK. You can keep doing

15:07

it. I saw on the

15:09

Pat McAfee show her jersey sales

15:12

are tied for number four of

15:14

men's NBA jerseys. That's so cool.

15:16

That's amazing. That's my chest bumper. She's so cool.

15:19

I don't know anything about her. It just makes

15:21

me happy that she's a girl. Yeah. A

15:23

girl winning. And she takes all the hate. She's so sweet. Oh, I love

15:25

her so much. You guys should have her on the pod. I

15:28

would have her on in two seconds. I would

15:30

have her on exclusively. Caitlin Clark, if you're

15:32

watching this, please come on. She's not. She's not.

15:34

She's got bigger fish to fry. I would love if

15:36

she just made a video. No. That

15:39

would make my day. I have

15:41

a dribble video. That's what it's called, right? That's

15:43

good. Yeah. Well, shut up and dribble is actually

15:45

also a big controversy if we can maybe not

15:47

get into that. Sorry about that. It's a whole

15:49

LeBron thing. But thank you for trying. OK.

15:53

I don't know what he's talking about. It actually was a big

15:55

thing. Anyway, it doesn't matter. I'm going to

15:57

go over to your life and everything. Oh, yes. Oh,

15:59

yes. Where were we at? We were speaking

16:01

about getting initiated into

16:03

Barstool. Oh yes, my puking,

16:06

like drunk all the time, ended

16:08

up podcasting from it. Which

16:10

is like, doesn't align. Because

16:13

I wasn't talking, I was vomiting.

16:15

And then they were like, here's a microphone. How

16:17

about you word vomit? Damn it, you're being into

16:19

it. Well, shabzare. Too much, guys think alike. But

16:22

yeah, I don't know, it just, well the same thing happened

16:24

to how you ended up on this podcast, how I ended

16:26

up on BFF. Same thing? Yeah, it was like,

16:28

they didn't know much about, Dave didn't know anything about

16:30

TikTok. It was like too bro-y. He still doesn't. Yeah,

16:33

so he doesn't know anything. So they brought me in

16:35

and then they just kept asking me to come on and

16:37

they were like, we needed a girl to kinda simmer it

16:39

out. Do you know what we need to do? What? We

16:42

need to get t-shirts that say like, ban male podcasts. Because we

16:44

went and made it not a male

16:46

podcast. That's true. Yeah, what other, I

16:48

guess. Great, I love that. Are there any other male podcasts

16:51

you like listen to or like? No. Oh,

16:53

I've heard. The only podcasts I listen to either have a girl

16:55

on it or is girls. Yeah, me too, maybe. I used to

16:57

listen to TMG a lot. Cody

17:00

Coase. I think TMG, Bad Friends. I feel rude

17:02

for saying that because I do like Cody Coase.

17:04

Flay-O-Von, Flay-Grent. But Theo Von has guests on

17:06

there, girls. Oh, I love, yeah, I don't

17:09

know. I think Bad Friends is pretty

17:11

fun. What's that? It's Bobby

17:13

Lee and Andrew Santino. I

17:16

feel like I need to know more about podcasts because I'm

17:18

on one. That's fair, I don't listen. I feel like I

17:21

can't listen to podcasts because I podcast all the time. Me

17:23

too. So I don't really like that. I don't watch YouTube

17:25

videos unless it's my friends. Do you listen back to

17:27

your own podcast? God, no. If

17:29

I have to. What? I watch it

17:31

all the way through and I'm like, because I know people

17:33

are psychoanalyzing me so I'm psychoanalyzing myself. I'm like, did I

17:35

look stupid? Doesn't that drive you crazy though? Yes. Then

17:38

why, yeah. I'm crazy, Brie.

17:40

That's fair. I can't do it because then I'll just

17:42

hate myself even more but when I have to re-listen

17:44

for edits, it goes, I might have what I need

17:46

to. Well that's what I mean too because I've been,

17:48

a lot of the times it's just because I want

17:50

edits. It's not because I'm re-watching it on YouTube. Do

17:52

you guys cut a lot? Oh yeah, no. Oh. Cut

17:55

that. That's like my thing.

17:57

That's a lot, I should have said. Yeah. To

18:00

be fair, I'm sure Brie could attest.

18:03

I feel like, I don't know if, actually I don't know if you could

18:05

attest. As a woman, people dig into my life

18:07

a lot, especially my love life. Oh man, I know. And

18:09

so if I talk about it even a little bit, if

18:11

I say the smallest thing, people will be like, oh, so

18:13

that's what that means. Even like when I came on the

18:15

podcast, Dave was like, oh, so you're dating this person? I'm

18:17

like, no, we just did a video. I

18:20

don't think Brie ever gets asked about her love

18:22

life. I think that's the difference. I think nobody

18:24

probably ever brings it up. Yeah, nobody ever. Nobody

18:26

ever wants- It's never been brought up. And especially-

18:29

My boyfriend's really under the radar. But you know

18:31

what's probably worse is, usually it

18:33

is a lot of girls wanting to know the

18:35

relationship and going on, but when you're

18:38

dating someone who is a guy's guy and

18:40

all the boys really like him, they're probably

18:42

also like, yeah, what's he taste like? I'm

18:45

like, do you guys all wanna fuck my

18:47

boyfriend? This was so funny. I

18:49

was home back in Massachusetts a couple weekends

18:51

ago and all my guy friends were over that I grew

18:53

up with. Zach was there. He played

18:55

the new album for them. Oh,

18:57

they were gending their pants. Like actually, they were

18:59

looking at me and they were like, I wanna fuck

19:01

him. They were sitting here. He's like, what the fuck? And

19:03

my friend's like, but it's into the most Boston acts. Like,

19:05

I wanna fuck his brains out. I was

19:08

like, dude, what the fuck? It's so crazy. It's

19:10

all the dudes wanna fuck him. How does he react to all

19:12

of that? He's like, yeah, man.

19:14

He's like, yeah, man, I'm not- Everyone

19:16

wants to fuck me. It's June. It's

19:19

June. If you're gonna do it any month. That

19:22

is very interesting. Yeah, it is funny.

19:24

We were at the concert last night and- You

19:27

were? Yeah. Were you

19:29

there? No. It was me, Alyssa and Robbie. She goes

19:31

carry a lot less now. Okay, how did

19:33

you guys like it? Oh, I loved it. It

19:35

was a phenomenal show. One of the best concerts I've

19:37

ever been to. You guys got John Mayer. Oh my

19:39

God, that was insane. How's Dave gonna feel about

19:42

that? I know he's a Swiftie. Oh,

19:44

true. That's what came to mind.

19:46

You know what's so fucked up? I thought

19:48

about that when he came out. I was

19:50

like, the Swifties are crying right now. I found

19:52

out that John Mayer came out during your boyfriend's show

19:54

and I said- Oh, he's gay too. It does it

19:56

to you. The first thing I thought of is

19:59

Dave's gonna- to have a cow probably. Dave is

20:01

probably gonna be really mad, also that he wasn't

20:03

invited because me and Josh went together, but. But

20:07

was he gonna fly out to LA? No, never. Exactly. But

20:09

maybe he would, I get that. Even if you're not gonna

20:11

go to something, you'd appreciate the invite. Yeah, that's what he

20:13

says. I'm in the middle of moving, but I

20:15

did get invited to the show last night and I said,

20:17

I'm sorry. I really would like to, but I don't know

20:19

any songs and. I don't wanna go.

20:21

No, and I'm moving. Yeah, I'm sure. I mean, you

20:23

hated Brie, remember? That's, she

20:26

would never believe that. I'm up Brie's ass. I

20:28

swipe up on all her stories. She's

20:31

like awesome. Okay, Zach, chill. Not me.

20:33

God, I gotta preface. Or

20:35

the dog, brown nosing. God, this is gonna be

20:37

full circle this whole podcast. It's beautiful, I love

20:39

it. Well, what were you saying, sorry? Oh, but

20:41

the look in some of, like not some, a

20:44

lot of the guys' eyes in that they

20:46

are in love. Dude, well, these

20:48

guys go and I feel like it's

20:51

the only time they feel they can express their emotions.

20:53

Which is kind of sweet and adorable, but I'm like. Yeah,

20:56

I look around and they're like finally hugging their

20:58

bros and there's like tears everywhere.

21:00

They're grabbing a little ass. I'm like,

21:03

what the fuck? It's sweet to watch,

21:05

yeah, it's beautiful. And

21:07

like, and we're not these super crazy fans are gonna

21:09

be up in your business, except for Jared. What's the

21:11

newest tattoo you just got? Did

21:14

you get a ZB tattoo? No, I got a sunflower,

21:16

cause I love that, the sun to me. Oh, it's

21:18

a beautiful song. I love that. The lyric. It's

21:21

him, I didn't know that. The last podcast I went

21:23

on, he showed me a ZB

21:25

tattoo too. My mom told me truth, find

21:27

someone who grows flowers in the darkest parts of you.

21:29

He had the same tattoo. A skeleton with

21:32

the flowers. It's such a sweet lyric, you

21:34

know, and it's, this whole arm has like a

21:36

theme of love to it. And

21:38

so, yeah. We do appreciate it.

21:40

That's beautiful. As the Zacks. As the Zacks,

21:42

yeah. Do not compare yourself to someone who

21:44

makes brothers cry against like, against each other's arms.

21:47

Like, you don't do that to men. Do you

21:49

think you could? Do the guys like you? Yeah,

21:52

wait, what's this podcast, Female Male Wise, I don't

21:54

really know. It's 50-50. Is

21:56

it? Yeah. Wow. That's

21:59

thanks to you. I think so. Do you think the girls were

22:01

on it before for you? I think the girls were on it

22:03

before. Believe it or not,

22:05

Zach gets a lot of girls obsessed with

22:07

him. Actually, my producer wanted you

22:10

to know that she's in love with you.

22:12

Thank you. Who's your producer? My producer actually

22:14

looks just like you, and I know you're in love

22:16

with Tara, so Tara, ha. Apparently

22:18

you're not. Apparently you're not

22:20

in love with her. It's okay, it's the East Coast.

22:23

No, no, she just doesn't, she. I am in love with

22:25

Tara. I love her so much. Everyone is. Well,

22:27

you have to until everyone turns against her, then we're all

22:29

against her. Yeah, that's so fun.

22:31

The rise and the fall. Oh, it's happening. Yeah, really?

22:33

Yeah, people really hate me. Why? No,

22:35

they just don't like me, which I understand, but it's

22:37

okay. It happens to females. It

22:39

does. I'm very hated right now. I

22:41

am too. You guys are both hated. We could just

22:44

be hated together. I love that. It's just women, I'm telling

22:46

you, girls, I mean, people just hate girls sometimes on

22:48

the internet. Especially because I feel like you blew up in

22:50

this short amount of time, and everyone is obsessed with you.

22:52

It's so easy to hate on that. I get it. If

22:54

you're just like a sad person. I get it, but personally,

22:56

I like to see girls win. Every time a girl is

22:58

like, like Caitlin Clark, I'm like, Alex

23:00

just did the fucking cover of Swimsuit. Sports

23:03

Illustrated. Sports Illustrated, yeah. He said the same thing.

23:05

I texted her, I'm like, that's insane, you look

23:07

amazing. It's just so nice to see girls win.

23:09

Oh yeah. What's

23:12

her name, age, where she live? Producer? Oh

23:14

yes, her name is Peyton. Hello.

23:17

She lives in New York City. She would love to meet you. My brother lives

23:19

in New York City. When you visit your brother, you should visit her.

23:21

She's a beautiful, gorgeous girl. She's awesome, she's hilarious. She plays

23:23

guitar, she sings a little. She's very

23:26

work-oriented. She could

23:28

always help if you need to step out for a second. Do

23:30

you think she'll grow flowers in the darkest parts of me? She

23:32

grows flowers in the darkest parts of everyone. Oh my

23:34

gosh, well I don't want a whore. So,

23:37

all right, well. Fuck Peyton, I fucked that

23:39

up. Bouquet of a whore Peyton we keep

23:41

talking about. She

23:44

should love that, she's like, you're so silly. Oh, well

23:46

Peyton, and I mean this. She's just called her a

23:48

whore. Peyton, you'll get sick of it real quick. You'll

23:51

get sick of it real quick, sister. Peyton, and I mean

23:53

this in the nicest way. I

23:55

love this. I've dreamt of your

23:57

aura. I've dreamt of your essence, but once I.

24:00

heard your name and once I heard the

24:02

cadence of who you are as a person I knew

24:04

that the flutter that was in my heart it

24:07

wasn't it wasn't this naive love

24:09

of a Disney movie I once watched it was

24:12

me waiting for you sweet pea what

24:15

do you think people live up to their

24:17

names like do you think certain names

24:25

have certain personalities because his name what

24:28

like could have been Joe Joseph

24:31

and I don't like if he had the same personality

24:33

but the name Joe I don't think it would have

24:35

fit no it wouldn't maybe if you would have

24:37

to go by Joey I was thinking I was like I'm

24:39

Joey yeah but were you supposed to be named anything

24:41

else Ariana or Arielle I think

24:43

which doesn't even make sense okay yeah I can't see

24:46

myself other than a Brie but I hate my name

24:48

do you guys like your name why do you hate

24:50

your name I just wish it was like cooler I

24:53

feel that way right like Zach Brianna

24:59

stop there I like that

25:01

you get to shorten your name I like that your name

25:03

has a nickname yeah me too yours is cool yeah I

25:05

don't know do you subscribe to that well

25:08

this is kind of for the

25:10

three women in the room do you subscribe to a lot

25:13

of women aren't changing their last names anymore well how do

25:15

you feel about that are you are you hyphen girlies or

25:17

do you think you'll change I don't know I like

25:20

my last does it depend on their last name I think

25:22

so but I think I I was always like

25:24

I want to change my last name well

25:26

and then Bailey also sounds good with

25:28

it though shut up what do okay

25:30

what about you guys yeah what do you

25:32

think about that changing your last I'll let you go

25:34

first I feel like it's kind of

25:36

fucked up that it's assumed that the lady has

25:38

to I get it's like a tradition and it's

25:40

old but then like your your whole personality your

25:42

whole life like before you get married is just

25:45

thrown away I like the hyphen

25:47

for a brand four years ago dude

25:50

all right what about you my mom kept her last

25:59

name In Iran, it's not very

26:01

common to take your husband's last name. I

26:03

don't think so. It's not common. I don't think that's

26:05

what she said. She kept her, or maybe it's just

26:07

her and her friends around her, but she

26:09

kept her last name. But I don't really see myself even

26:11

getting married. Really? Why you don't

26:13

want to get married or you just like, don't foresee a

26:16

man that you would like. I

26:19

don't know. Sometimes there's guys that come and I'm like, Oh, I

26:21

could marry them. And then like, nevermind. That's

26:23

very, well, it's the guys

26:25

that you don't. Because I

26:29

like your last name. That would take them. What? You like

26:31

my last? No, I like your last name.

26:33

Okay. But what I'm saying is Tara justice.

26:36

Oh God. I just got so horny. Hold on. Let

26:39

me breathe. Sorry. Sorry. No, but the men you

26:41

go for are not ones that you want to

26:43

raise a child with. They're not ones that you

26:45

want to look at at the end of an

26:47

altar and they're, they're for me. They're not. They're

26:49

not. They're not. Why? What's wrong with them? Because

26:51

the way they treat her. Yeah.

26:54

No. Well, yeah. No.

26:58

Well, that's the thesis. Actually. That's

27:00

number one. That's number one, two, three, four. I

27:02

don't know what their problem is. I do. What

27:04

do they treat her like? Um, they're

27:06

just very narcissistic and they don't, they don't,

27:08

they only are self-centered and think about themselves.

27:10

And then they use her as like a

27:12

puppet to, um, have fun

27:14

for a month until they get bored and want their next

27:17

play toy, which I don't like. Protective.

27:20

No protective vibes. Is this true though? I

27:23

don't think that exactly is true. I think I

27:25

was. Um, I think it, I think

27:27

some things sometimes just end badly and I shouldn't have

27:29

shouldn't be left more in the dark. And like, yeah,

27:31

obviously, but I don't think they're, I don't, that

27:34

person sucks. Think about, but like, I'm

27:36

thinking about them all. I don't think they're

27:38

bad people. I don't think they're bad people either.

27:40

I think they're bad relationship types because

27:43

of how they treat it. I, who

27:45

says I want a relationship? Clearly you

27:47

until they screwed you over. Okay.

27:50

No, I, I don't, I'm not looking for a relationship.

27:52

I'm really not, but someone did come along and I

27:54

really liked. Yeah. They just don't like me like that.

27:56

They just don't like me enough. It's okay. Yeah,

27:59

but I, it was other. things I had a problem

28:01

with. I know, I know, I know, I know, I

28:03

know, I'll tell Brie after. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.

28:05

Okay. Anyway, back to the funds and giggles and you smell

28:07

like sunscreen. What'd you say you smell like? Oh my

28:09

god, she smelled like a warm little beach when I hugged

28:11

her. Also, I would like to say this, this is like

28:14

not in a dis way, you're even more beautiful in person.

28:16

Thank you. Oh, thank you. That's very sweet. People say that

28:18

and then I'm like, am I so ugly? When

28:21

you're throwing up

28:23

everywhere. I didn't want to say it like

28:25

that. I think you're very beautiful, but I think in person I was like,

28:28

wow, very pretty. That's very sweet of you. I

28:30

did my research this morning and

28:33

by that I typed your name into TikTok. Once,

28:35

yep. And I watched one video and that's

28:37

the only thing I had to talk about right now.

28:39

What video was it? Was it on my main account that

28:41

I haven't used in like a year or my

28:43

spam account? I just searched and clicked. Actually it was

28:46

two videos. One was your dog putting way too many

28:48

things in his mouth. Oh

28:50

yeah, that's my spam account. Okay, okay, then that's I guess

28:52

where I was. And the other one was your

28:55

little tiny dainty arms. Don't look dainty, dainty,

28:57

tiny to you. A little dainty to you.

28:59

No, I was just like, talking about, you probably

29:01

understand this, like body dysmorphia where I feel like

29:03

I have, I just hate my arms. And then

29:05

I saw a video and I was like, wait,

29:07

it's just small as arms. I was like,

29:09

those look so tiny, but then like in person, I

29:11

don't, do you know what I'm saying? Well, then that

29:13

should be a good thing, right? You should be like,

29:16

okay, wait, I'm not as bad. I was happy with

29:18

it. But yeah, that's all I have to

29:20

go off of. So you're gonna have to take

29:22

it from here. I have a five minute slime

29:24

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29:26

million likes. And I'm like, am I going to become

29:28

a slime creator? I think so. I

29:31

was like, this is doing numbers. I went out and

29:33

bought a bunch of toys from target. I'm like, this

29:35

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29:37

was so fun. The comments were hilarious in

29:40

there. Cause they were like the healing that

29:42

you were doing for your inner child. Dude.

29:44

Okay. Then I was like, what the fuck? Cause

29:47

all of the comments were like, this is clearly

29:49

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29:51

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29:53

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29:57

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30:02

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30:06

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30:08

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30:10

called my mom. She's blocked. I

30:13

called my dad. He was fine. Yeah

30:15

no there was nothing so I'm like fuck I guess I just give off

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wanna talk about my first video I saw of Bri.

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It was June 15th last year. That's

36:00

what my doctor said. Yeah, it was terrible.

36:02

You had them? I was stuck. I had

36:04

really bad kidneys. Yeah. I guess I do

36:06

too. Yeah. What are you going to do?

36:09

Nothing. Nothing a little slime camp fix. Exactly.

36:12

Dude, I don't know if that,

36:14

I don't know. You

36:16

just want to react poorly to my joke. Oh,

36:19

no I don't. Positive for women. So if

36:21

it's similar to birth, did that turn you

36:23

on or off from having kids? Well,

36:25

I definitely wasn't like, oh, I want to do this. I'm

36:27

going to write now again, but I

36:30

want to have 10 kids. Really? What? I want to bang

36:32

them out. If I got pregnant right now,

36:34

it's when I would start. I would just keep popping them

36:36

out. You want children. So many. You love kids. I love

36:38

kids. I just want to be a mom. I feel like

36:40

I was put on earth to be a mom. Does your boyfriend want kids?

36:43

He also wants 10 kids. He's going to write an

36:45

album for each of them. I know. That's

36:47

amazing. That makes me happy. Yeah, maybe too

36:49

much. I relax. Everyone has kids. Then

36:51

80% of the population is going to be gay.

36:53

At least all the guys. And it's like, I don't know. Yeah,

36:56

I know. He's turning a lot of people gay. Or

36:58

I think at least making them realize that they could

37:00

suck a dick. I haven't

37:02

gotten that yet, though I do love some

37:04

of his tunes. But again, I haven't tried

37:06

sucking. Did you see it? Did you go to the concert in

37:08

person? I didn't. Maybe that's why.

37:10

I wasn't invited by you personally. But I did

37:12

see you guys jumping and jiving on stage. And

37:14

then Jake Shane was on stage, which I thought

37:16

was the funniest thing I've ever seen. I love

37:19

him. He's probably my favorite TikTok.

37:21

He's my favorite person. He's just so sweet. And

37:23

he's so funny. Oh, well, you

37:25

would love him. You would love him

37:27

even more. He's the most genuine, sweetest person

37:29

in the world. And he came to the

37:32

concert with Tate. And me and Josh were

37:34

recreating. We sang revival a year ago when

37:36

I didn't even know Zach. So we were recreating

37:38

it because now we're dating. And then Jake was standing

37:40

there. I'm like, no, you need to do this. And

37:42

he was so nervous. He shakes a lot. You see it on

37:44

his TikTok. He was like, I don't know if I can

37:46

do it. I don't know if I can do it. And he

37:49

put on his Zach Brian hoodie. He's like, OK, I'm going to

37:51

do this. I'm going to do this. And then he got up

37:53

there. He tripped. He was so nervous. And he fucking crushed

37:55

it. He's the sweetest guy in the world. I'm

37:57

so happy for him. I love the way his mind works.

37:59

one of the funniest people I've ever seen. I love

38:02

when people are quick and like, like

38:04

an improvised and it's his like little

38:06

thing. Every time he does something where

38:08

people like, try this out, like Abraham

38:10

Lincoln. Yeah. I love that he

38:12

personifies items. Right? It's funny. It's just so funny. He

38:14

just seems like such a silly person to be around.

38:16

And everything he posts, I'm laughing, even if it's like

38:19

a shit post, I mean, he's so fucking funny. Does

38:21

he live in Los Angeles? Yeah, he does. Do

38:23

we have him on? Oh, you guys should totally have

38:25

Jay John. Yeah, he has a podcast as well. I know. He's

38:28

really, really cool. Tell him to come on. Oh

38:30

my God, please. You just had Ed Sheeran on.

38:32

I saw that today. Wait, what? Yeah.

38:35

How the fuck do you even

38:37

do that? Dude, his like momentum of

38:39

just growing, growing, growing, his podcast guests are like

38:41

A-list celebrities. I mean, how do you do it?

38:43

He has the best management in the world. Holy

38:45

shit. On the list of like untouchable people,

38:47

like Ed Sheeran's on there. That's great. So

38:49

he's getting like A-list celebrities and we're getting

38:52

like Brie lists and it's like, I don't

38:54

know. I feel bad for you guys. No, I

38:56

mean, I think you're A-list in podcasts. Thank

39:00

you, but I don't think so. I think so.

39:02

Oh, to get back, when did you

39:04

decide that you weren't gonna go to

39:06

school and instead pursue? Oh yeah. Well,

39:09

COVID came around. I was a junior in

39:11

college and I couldn't do online classes because

39:13

we had to do like labs

39:16

online. I couldn't do it. So I was like, fuck

39:18

this. I'm gonna take a year off and move to

39:20

New York City. It's always the year off. Always the year

39:22

off. I packed up my U-Haul. I drove my little ass

39:24

to New York City and then I fell in love with

39:26

it and I never left and I never went back

39:28

to school. There's no point of going back to school now.

39:31

What were you gonna? But I am supposed to go back

39:33

to school in the fall. But that's

39:35

not happening. I just like, I wanna finish

39:37

it, but I'm never gonna use it. I get that. But I

39:39

spent so much money on it. I just paid off all my

39:41

student debt. I'm like, I might as well finish. What was

39:43

your major gonna be? My major was

39:46

Biochem. I changed it

39:48

a bunch of times. It was public health, Biochem,

39:50

biology, then my minor was

39:52

film. So I was like, what are you

39:54

doing? Biochem is maybe the

39:56

least fun thing I could think of

39:58

going to college for. It's dr- It was horrible.

40:01

I had an addiction to Adderall. I was like

40:03

it was so fucking bad I was also like

40:05

an athlete in school. I was a diver and

40:07

I was a party girl I don't know when

40:09

I how I had time for all of it.

40:12

It was that's where the hungover videos come from

40:14

It was just spiraling. Thank you bio cam. Yeah,

40:16

but I like that. I like that. You're a jack-of-all-trades.

40:18

Thank you I tried I'd let them all go. I

40:21

just talk so what are the initial conversations of

40:23

joining bar stool? Like you get an email you

40:25

get Some type of message and

40:27

then who do you talk to? What do they say? Like

40:30

what's the initial conversation? I want to go to like

40:32

full-time conversation. I just find that very fascinating Yeah,

40:34

it was kind of crazy So, you know

40:36

how bar stool posts like the insane videos

40:38

of people like breaking their necks falling off

40:40

offense and shit So I was still posting

40:42

my stuff in college and I get a

40:45

DM from bar. So on Instagram, they're like,

40:47

hey Reach out to this

40:49

email and I'm like fuck they're gonna want to post one of

40:51

my videos How am I gonna get into med school if

40:53

our And then they're like

40:55

we want to hop on a call So I hopped on a

40:57

call with them and they just told me they love my videos

40:59

and they wanted to fly me out to New York, I didn't

41:02

like never been to New York City before I was going

41:04

to school in Ohio. I'm like a nobody I was

41:06

like Holy shit, this is fancy. I'm going to

41:08

New York City and then I flew

41:10

out to New York I went to the office and I

41:12

was so scared. I got fucking hammered before I went in I

41:17

was like I I used to not be able

41:19

to talk in front of a camera I couldn't present in

41:21

college classes like I would shake and like I would just

41:23

take zeros I couldn't talk in front of people so weird

41:26

like to switch up of it I just guess I built

41:28

confidence, but I was so scared to go in. It's like

41:30

I have to like it was like yeah I

41:33

was like, it's gonna ease me. It's gonna ease

41:35

me and like yeah alcohol does that for me

41:37

So I went in I wasn't

41:39

like hammered but I had like but I didn't

41:41

know why I was But

41:44

I'm like I can drink a lot it's

41:47

a problem and but you're teensy tiny I'm

41:49

like 10 feet tall So it's your model.

41:51

Yes. Oh my gosh walk the catwalk Serious.

41:54

Oh my thank you Tara. You're so far up I'm

41:58

only saying that because I have I'm from Boston and

42:00

all my tarras, all my tarras

42:02

are tarras. So it's really fucking hard for me. I

42:04

was practicing on the car. I was like, she said

42:06

black tar heroin, black tar heroin. Yeah, that's what I

42:09

said. I know, I was sorry. It's okay. I'll get

42:11

there. No, it's really okay. Tea, tea yummy. That's good.

42:13

Yeah, you can call me that. Okay, but I got

42:15

drunk and I talked to them and I don't think

42:17

they even liked me. And

42:19

I left, I went back to school. I didn't really hear

42:22

anything from it. And I think they were waiting until I

42:24

turned 21 because they're smart and I

42:26

was 20 making all this drunk

42:28

content. And once I

42:30

turned 21, they like want an internship. I

42:34

was like, yeah. And then- It's just similar

42:36

to 18. Shut up, what dude? God, you're fucked.

42:38

All right, let's keep going, 21. And

42:41

then they just, I did

42:43

like a week long internship and then they hired me full time

42:45

and they were like, figure out what you want to do. They

42:47

didn't like help me at all. They just like gave me all

42:49

the tools. I was like, fuck, I got to do something. I

42:52

was like making all my own merch. I had like the best

42:54

selling merch at Barstool. What was the

42:56

merch? It was just literally I made hungover

42:58

merch. Oh yeah. It was so easy and

43:00

it was my brand. But at first

43:02

I was making, I was hand making all of my

43:04

merch in my college house, like a sweatshop. And

43:07

I was selling it on Etsy. It was

43:10

so bad, but it sold out. And I was

43:12

like, wait, this is working. I didn't make any

43:14

money off of it. I think I lost money

43:16

because I didn't know what I was doing. And then they

43:18

hired me full time. And then I moved to

43:20

New York. What did your family, I mean, it's

43:22

a lot to be like, hey, I'm going to

43:24

go be an academic princess and now I am.

43:27

So people like when I get drunk for money. I know. It

43:31

was tough. My mom was like so, so

43:33

sad because she was helping me pay for my school

43:36

at first. And I felt, I didn't want to drop

43:38

out because I felt so bad. Cause she like, my

43:40

parent, I don't really come from much. Like my mom was

43:42

like a bus driver. My dad's a mechanic. I'm like, holy shit,

43:44

you're paying for my school. And then I'm going to drop

43:47

out. And what if it doesn't work? And then it

43:49

ended up working out. And I mean, they don't

43:51

really know what's going on. But now my mom,

43:53

she likes Zach more than me. She comments on

43:55

every, she has like a viral Tik TOK page,

43:57

but she doesn't post anything. Everyone knows her as

43:59

Peggy MJ. She probably comments on every video ever.

44:01

She probably comments on videos of you. Like any guests

44:03

that I've had on BFFs, biggest fan ever, she comments

44:05

on everything, but she's like getting me in trouble. Cause

44:08

she's like, she's fighting with people in comments that are

44:10

mean to me. And she's saying crazy stuff. And

44:12

I'm like, mom fucking stop. But she doesn't

44:14

know how to listen to a podcast. I know

44:16

it's crazy. Can you imagine if like your mom

44:18

or my mom had a. My mom actually, now

44:20

that you said that she called me the other

44:22

day, she's like, she's like, I'm so

44:24

bad. I'm like, what's going on brother? What

44:27

are we doing? And she's like, okay. So you guys

44:29

posted a clip and then someone under it called you

44:31

racist. And I'm like, I'm like, mom, trust me, happens

44:33

every day. And she's like, she's like, no, I'm not

44:36

having that because our entire life, guess who lived with

44:38

us? I was like, you don't have to tell me

44:40

that. She's like, my best friend who is black, who

44:42

you were friends with and who was your aunt. So

44:44

how about that? And then she's like, and what color

44:47

is your brother? I'm like, my brother's black mom. And

44:49

she's like, yes, he is. So how would you be

44:51

racist? And you've always had black friends. And I'm like, mom,

44:53

again, again, it's just people on the internet.

44:55

Like they don't know who I am. They don't know

44:57

who I am. Honestly, mom, I make like risky jokes

45:00

sometimes. So they probably just like misconstrued it a joke.

45:02

It'll be okay. We'll move past it. She's just like,

45:04

I don't like it when they do that. I'm like,

45:06

and then she's like, I'm not gonna send it. I'm

45:08

like smart. Moms can't get over

45:10

it. No, no, no. That's why you're their baby. You have

45:12

a black brother. Yeah, well, you

45:15

can't get over it. She leaves. We're like,

45:17

yo. Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, yeah,

45:20

yo. Yeah, yeah. So his mom,

45:22

just it wasn't a great living

45:24

environment. So he came to live

45:26

with us throughout his high school.

45:28

And then, yeah. It's

45:31

beautiful. Yeah, just that's, it's literally. He's not

45:33

racist. It's literally the exact same story as

45:35

the blind side. He's gonna say. To a

45:37

tee without taking the money later. But

45:40

instead. That was crazy. Yeah, yeah. He went to

45:42

D1. He was phenomenal. He could have definitely made

45:44

it to the league, but his mom was a

45:46

super, super struggling. So instead of going to the

45:48

league, he came home and worked and helped her

45:50

out. So yeah, he's

45:52

a Galatian king. Lele is what we call

45:54

him. Great guy. Shout out Lele. Shout out

45:56

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45:59

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54:00

aren't friends anymore or something. Here's the

54:02

thing, I got a boyfriend and I

54:04

kind of like been doing

54:07

the boyfriend thing and I

54:09

don't really enjoy New York City anymore. So

54:11

I kind of like left New York and

54:13

everyone's acting like I like ditched

54:15

Grace or like forgot about her, but we still

54:17

are best friends and talk every single day. But

54:19

I think it's really easy to like go from

54:23

seeing me and Grace being together every single day

54:25

to not seeing us together to think, I

54:28

don't know that there's like a tip in the

54:30

relationship, we had to like talk about it publicly

54:32

because all the comments were about it, which kind

54:34

of sucks because you're forced into it, like our

54:36

hand was forced and then more speculation happens. But

54:38

yeah, me and Grace like FaceTime and text every

54:41

single day, we're still best friends, that's my ride

54:43

or die, I love her forever. And like also

54:46

when you have a fight with your friend,

54:48

usually it's not on like a huge platform

54:50

and you don't have to talk about it.

54:52

And there aren't millions of people like speculating

54:54

and talking shit and making things worse. So

54:57

I think that's why more people... You

54:59

guys had a fight on the show? No, we

55:01

had like, we kind of had like in our personal

55:04

life, a little bit of a falling out. And

55:06

then it kind of, you

55:08

could see it through the cameras like because we were,

55:11

it was just a little off and people were starting

55:13

to speculate and like kind of realized, so we were

55:15

like, oh fuck, we have to talk about it. And

55:17

we talked about it. And then people like turned it

55:19

into, we hate each other's guts and we're only doing

55:21

the podcast because we have to contractually and that's just

55:24

not the case. And that's not fair because I get

55:26

that, like just people

55:28

watching you and your like actual

55:30

real life relationships and all your online relationships, but

55:32

then you film together and then like

55:34

someone could tell like you had a bad day or something's

55:36

a little off and then it'll make it so much worse.

55:39

So much worse. And it's the worst, it's the worst feeling.

55:41

And it feels even worse to have to force

55:43

to talk about it. Right? Yeah, we

55:46

didn't like really, I think it was a good conversation

55:48

to have because in your like early

55:50

20s is a weird time or your mid 20s is

55:52

a weird time, especially with friendships when you kind of

55:54

go different ways. So it was nice to talk about,

55:56

but I kind of wish we didn't because now it's

55:58

like all the extra input from people that you do.

56:00

didn't really want or need. Do you feel like it

56:02

fixed things internally between you two though?

56:05

Oh yeah, well we didn't, we talked

56:07

before like in real life. That's

56:09

what real people do. Like we had conversations in real

56:11

life cause we're best friends. And

56:13

then we brought it to the podcast just cause we

56:16

thought it was like a cool open conversation to have.

56:18

But yeah, we're absolutely, we're back to normal, thank God.

56:20

But there was a little miscommunication

56:22

between us and it happens. That's what happens

56:24

with friends. Yeah. And I think

56:26

it's cool that like we worked on it and we're working

56:28

on it publicly and that's what

56:30

you do in friendships. You gotta work on things. That's why

56:33

I don't want to ever be friends with you Jared is

56:35

because I don't want the possibility of us having a falling

56:37

out. Yeah, that's it. That's why I keep you at arm's

56:39

length because I know at least you'll always be within five

56:41

feet but I don't want you any farther than that. And

56:44

that's what friendship could possibly do to us that we've learned. So

56:48

I'm glad we figured that out. And we figured it out together. Not

56:50

as friends, but as guys who know each other. Which

56:53

is wonderful. Now, is there, you were

56:57

kind of thrust into this entertainment world. You gotta

56:59

kind of make sense of your future and you

57:02

know, med school and medicine, there is a one,

57:04

two step of one, two,

57:06

three of like what your life is gonna look like.

57:08

And now that you're in this kind of wild

57:10

west of content and being

57:13

relevant and you know, relationships are

57:15

so speculated. What excites

57:18

you? Is there a North Star of where you want

57:20

to be with this whole whirlwind of your life now?

57:22

Yeah, well, my like end goal was

57:25

always to be like a film writer

57:27

or screenwriter. So that's

57:29

where I'm heading. And now this is like

57:31

the perfect job for it. Could you get

57:33

to meet everyone? Like I was like in

57:35

a room with Casey Affleck and we talked,

57:37

it was just so cool. So I think

57:39

this is like a cool place to be

57:41

to meet people, but it's not something I

57:43

want to do forever, honestly, because I cannot

57:45

handle the constant like speculation. And I think

57:47

I've like done the thing and

57:49

I'm trying to find my way out. Yeah. Yeah,

57:52

so you'd be fine if you could. So screenwriting

57:54

you said? Yeah, like I just want, I want

57:56

to write. You want to create those narratives behind

57:58

the scenes. So you would be fine. if that

58:01

was able to keep you afloat to let

58:03

everything else dissipate. Yeah, eventually. I love

58:05

doing this so much, but I don't like to

58:07

see myself being 30 on a podcast. I don't

58:10

know if you guys do, but I don't. It's

58:12

not as far as you'd think. No,

58:14

it's not far for me either. And then Dave's like. Dave's

58:18

also a bajillionaire, so he's doing just

58:20

fine. I feel like it's his side

58:22

hustle now. I think it's a hobby. It is, it

58:24

is a hobby. But yeah, me personally, I'm just like,

58:27

I don't know, I wanna have 10 kids, so. I

58:29

pop those out. I've been wanting to

58:31

do this for a while now. This is a

58:33

good little silent moment. I wanna compliment BFFs for

58:35

how organized you guys are. Oh, thank you. When

58:37

I walked into BFFs, they handed me a packet.

58:40

A packet. A packet of my own

58:42

life in pictures. The

58:45

way I blew up, like they knew things about me that

58:47

I didn't know. Who does the research? I was

58:49

going to say, I wanna give credit to our

58:51

producers and our behind the scenes people because we

58:53

have nothing to do with that. I was just

58:55

like. We get the packet the same time you get the packet.

58:57

Josh just handed me a packet, and I'm like, oh,

58:59

I'm dating this person. Cool, didn't know that. Isn't it scary

59:01

to see it in like everything about you? And

59:04

I saw it coming. As you guys were reading,

59:06

I'm like skipping ahead to see

59:08

what's coming. Scary. Terrifying.

59:10

So scary. But yeah, we don't

59:12

do any of that. That's the cool thing about first. It's

59:14

cool though. This is what I did like about your podcast.

59:16

Didn't, didn't like. It was scary. But I did like how

59:19

organized it was, and I knew exactly what we were gonna

59:21

talk about with this. You just kinda get thrown into it.

59:23

Yeah, that's fair. Wait, were you scared of BFFs because of

59:25

Dave, obviously? Yeah, I knew Josh. What did you think he

59:27

was gonna do? And I loved you. Like, what did you

59:29

think? I don't know. Everyone's always so scared. I'm

59:31

like, what did you think happened? Oh, what did I think was

59:33

gonna happen? I thought kind of exactly what did happen

59:35

where it's like, I would see something and he's like, you stuttered.

59:37

He just really digs into you. He makes you

59:39

feel like shit sometimes. He

59:41

was nice to him. But that's dad. Yeah, he loved

59:43

you. That's really nice. You did. I

59:46

thought you guys were flirting a little, but I don't know. That's what a

59:48

lot of people thought. I thought you guys. True exact type too. Yeah,

59:50

she has said that she's into dads. Well,

59:53

dads, yeah, Dilfs, everyone's into Dilfs, right?

59:55

But he's not even a Dilf. He's just older.

59:57

Well, he's a dog dad, which I like. He's a dog

59:59

dad. And doggy style is

1:00:01

your least favorite unfortunately, so yeah,

1:00:04

yeah, why she says

1:00:06

she feels ugly Yeah, she calls it the ugly girl position You

1:00:15

want to be looked at you want yeah, I

1:00:17

want them to look at my face face card

1:00:19

never declined that's beautiful Yeah, good for you. Ask

1:00:21

her to climb some It's

1:00:24

moving money around it's got a couple

1:00:27

places that's offshore accounts, I'm sure No,

1:00:30

bro here and there no lack of

1:00:33

lack of that. I'm supposed to go

1:00:35

on there soon I is here this month or next yeah,

1:00:37

I thought you were coming on last last episode

1:00:39

I thought I was coming on well my calendar

1:00:41

says the 11th and now I've been told Dave

1:00:43

has been very busy So I don't know that's

1:00:46

next week. Yeah. Oh, yeah, it's cuz me and David going

1:00:48

on a date in Miami Wait,

1:00:50

you guys should would you ever go on a date with him? Like for

1:00:52

real? Like what do

1:00:54

you want would it be for the bit? I don't think he'd ever

1:00:57

ask Maybe I'll show how to set this

1:00:59

up. No, no, no, I think you should absolutely Tara

1:01:03

fuck sorry Tara really like

1:01:06

super sweet and cute and I think she's kind of into

1:01:08

you maybe she do more no, it's okay I

1:01:11

don't think tape for I think you'd be good for

1:01:13

him miss peaches stepmom There's

1:01:16

gonna be a rumor started good. That's fun. I

1:01:18

could I could breathe around a man and they'd

1:01:20

be like they love each other She's in love.

1:01:22

I know. I'm sorry. That sucks. That's okay.

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She does not love Dave and they're not

1:01:26

fucking Yeah, I might do some weasel. I've

1:01:28

never even met Dave you were on a

1:01:30

whole podcast. Also, I don't think in

1:01:33

person I've never met different different. It's

1:01:35

different. I guess yeah, it is different

1:01:37

to see them. You have to like yeah What is their

1:01:39

aura like? Yeah, I thought you were gonna be a lot

1:01:41

more mean Why

1:01:44

I don't know I just only see clips of like

1:01:46

you guys going back and forth and I'm like, it's

1:01:48

just what the fuck But you're a

1:01:50

lot more likable in real life. Thank you so much.

1:01:52

That's what I try to tell people Yeah, truly. I

1:01:54

think it's just because they cut the crazy clips that

1:01:57

happens to me too and people hate me. Oh, don't

1:01:59

worry I do

1:02:01

feel some type of joy when people hate me because

1:02:03

it's like they're at least because you're a

1:02:05

psychopath No, no, no. No, it's just like,

1:02:07

you know, at least they're not hating someone else right now

1:02:09

They're they're using their time that digging the old. Oh

1:02:11

and you're so sweet for that. Thank you You're

1:02:15

also a lot taller in person I know everyone

1:02:17

thinks I'm like tiny like short and I'm pretty

1:02:20

tall how tall are you as a woman as a

1:02:22

woman? I am 5'8. That's why I think it should be a

1:02:24

model. But models are like like

1:02:26

super tall aren't they? I think

1:02:28

five eight to five eleven as

1:02:31

long as you're taller than five seven. I think you could be a

1:02:33

model That's cool. You should be a model What

1:02:36

there's there's short models to not

1:02:38

runway. Well, maybe you'd be the first I

1:02:40

wish I used to go to like modeling agencies I

1:02:42

turned 18 and they laughed at my face. I'm signed

1:02:45

now actually but exactly. Yeah, but you do like digital

1:02:47

not Okay, but that's more fun.

1:02:49

Everything's digital now You could model like gaps kids

1:02:51

clothes and then but then they could use you

1:02:53

for longer because they don't have like the work

1:02:55

laws Yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, like yeah, you

1:02:57

could really good. They'd only use you I could

1:03:00

make them so much money People

1:03:03

get so mad at me one of the

1:03:05

top comments of why people hate me is

1:03:07

they said one time Zach

1:03:09

called tarp a pedophiles dream which

1:03:12

one I think is funny I

1:03:14

know one I still stand by and it was

1:03:16

it was a rehab center So they don't do

1:03:18

it the kids and they do it to older

1:03:20

people that are not kids. So I'm saving the

1:03:23

kids You had a whole story. Oh,

1:03:25

yeah. Did you like the joke? I don't I

1:03:27

don't remember even reacting to it Yeah, usually when

1:03:29

Zach makes a joke guys go Which

1:03:33

is great for like my self-esteem which is well,

1:03:35

no I humbles you I don't think I

1:03:37

need humbling Don't

1:03:40

I with a question mark in your tone Zach

1:03:43

you can't even say that I've supported every comedy think you've

1:03:45

ever done. Thank you I came to every single one understand

1:03:47

of things that They

1:03:50

were bad comedian I

1:03:52

like like a full career. No,

1:03:54

I love TV film writing actually

1:03:57

it looks like fingers crossed. We got to find

1:04:00

to answer your place, director in place, that we can

1:04:02

film the movie I wrote starting in hopefully

1:04:04

early fall. Congratulations. Thank you. Like I,

1:04:06

if I could have any type of

1:04:09

career it would be a Ryan Reynolds

1:04:11

slash like John Krasinski where he can

1:04:13

direct horror and do comedy but you

1:04:15

know my favorite things to watch are

1:04:17

like Shane Gillis, Theo Vaughn. You watched

1:04:19

tires? Yeah I like really really enjoyed

1:04:21

it. It looked like it was done

1:04:24

so cheaply but in the best way. It was

1:04:27

for that audience and that audience

1:04:29

rewarded him by making it number one. Yeah

1:04:32

I don't know exactly. What's your

1:04:34

movie that you wrote? Have you talked about it? I

1:04:37

haven't talked much about it. How long did it take

1:04:39

you to write? Years. I've been

1:04:41

working on it since I was, I've been

1:04:43

working on it for six years now. Yeah

1:04:45

that's not always writing. Yeah that's you know

1:04:48

okay here's an idea here's writing

1:04:50

this idea sucks rewrite okay let's

1:04:52

can we pair it with this producer okay this guy

1:04:55

doesn't like this stuff this is how you sell it

1:04:57

okay okay we can only afford this budget so now

1:04:59

we have to rewrite everything okay now we have a

1:05:01

director who has more budget we can add some things

1:05:03

in and it's just then also keeping it grounded the

1:05:06

entire time is tough and

1:05:08

then also safeguarding it because too many people in

1:05:10

the kitchen then you lose the identity of it.

1:05:12

I was gonna say is it just you strictly

1:05:14

writing on it? For 99% of the

1:05:16

process it was

1:05:19

and then at the end there was

1:05:21

a very great writer who came

1:05:24

in he's like I think I could do some

1:05:26

great stuff as far as rearranging and then make

1:05:28

this narrative tighter and he did he came in

1:05:30

and then I did another pass of of my dialogue

1:05:33

because I think that's what's really strong with me is

1:05:35

I the flow of

1:05:38

conversation between people in my

1:05:40

written form feels natural so I

1:05:43

and I do I love when people come in help

1:05:45

me with the narrative and the structure of like okay

1:05:47

this beat needs to happen here because then the story

1:05:49

is gonna flip at the

1:05:51

130 mark and if you want to have a good ending

1:05:53

you have to like all that I'm still learning. Yeah there's

1:05:56

so much that goes into it rather than just writing that's

1:05:58

what I'm finding out too. It's a lot. We'll

1:06:00

have to have a writing room or something. That

1:06:02

would be pretty fun. That'd be sick. Networking. What

1:06:04

sort of stuff do you like to write? Like

1:06:06

dramedy? Dramedy. Yeah, I love that. Like

1:06:09

Dead to Me, Esque is

1:06:11

one of my favorite shows. It's so good. I

1:06:13

don't know if you, have you seen the show,

1:06:15

I think it's called The Trinking with Jason

1:06:17

Siegel? I love that show. Like

1:06:19

that type of genre is so good to me.

1:06:22

Like something super dark, but super funny and like

1:06:24

makes you feel something. That's what I'm going for.

1:06:26

I'm trying to think of another, what are the things,

1:06:28

have you seen Severance? No,

1:06:30

I haven't. That's really, really good. Have

1:06:33

you seen, okay, this is more comedy. Not

1:06:35

the TV show, but the movie, what we do in

1:06:37

the shadows. It's

1:06:39

like The Office, but with vampires and they

1:06:42

all live together. Wait, what? Someone just

1:06:44

told me about that. Willow, my assistant just told

1:06:46

me about that and said it's one of her

1:06:48

favorite, favorite, favorite things. Watch it. It's like a

1:06:50

mockumentary, right? It's a mockumentary about vampires that live together.

1:06:53

And like one of the lines from the

1:06:55

movie, he's like, I don't know why we like Virgin Blood. I

1:06:57

think it just sounds cool. It's like if you're going to eat

1:06:59

a sandwich, it'd be better if no one has sex with it

1:07:01

first. I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

1:07:04

And then like they'd have, they're having like a flat meeting

1:07:06

or an apartment meeting and they're like talking about who's going

1:07:08

to do the dishes. And they're like, it's pizza coming, should

1:07:10

we wait for him? And they're like, pizza is 2000 years

1:07:13

old. He's not going to make it. But

1:07:15

like the whole thing is one of my favorite movies. So

1:07:17

you might like that one. I'll check that out. It's

1:07:20

like Twilight, New Girl and The Office had a baby. Oh

1:07:23

God, bend me over and rail me with

1:07:25

all that. Honestly, this flew by. I really

1:07:27

liked getting, we're going to go to the

1:07:30

afterschool special now and dive into exclusively how,

1:07:33

what positions her and Zach like to have

1:07:35

sex and why her and

1:07:38

Dave had a miscarriage once. And

1:07:42

also Josh Richards came

1:07:44

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1:07:47

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