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What's up guys welcome to episode 197 of Dropouts. Today

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we are with the woman who has

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had more coat hangers in her kitty

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than stars in the sky. The

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real reason the overturned row versus

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Wade is because she was overpopulating

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heaven. The first

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woman to send a child support

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check to God, Tana Mongeau. I

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thought you were gonna go down a coke route. You said

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more coke and I was like always gonna say like more

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cocaine. I didn't know you did coke. Do you do coke? No I

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just thought that's where you were gonna go with that. I've

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actually never aborted a baby unless you count plan B then

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I have a lot of plan B one steps up there.

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Oh that's beautiful. Didn't you once tell

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me you took plan B as like as

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morning vitamins? I not literally but like there was

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a there was an era I actually just had

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a fucking pregnancy scare that was like oh my

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god I was like right now I would not

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be on the Dropouts podcast. I thought I was eating that

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baby for sure. I thought you were saving yourself from marriage.

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Or oh no I was mixing that with someone else that

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goes to church and stuff. You don't think

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I love God? You don't think I'd go to church?

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I don't think he'd have you. I

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think you'd burn. No we're like this. I'm

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sorry I think you got to change a

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couple things. Do you keep your plan B's in a Pez dispenser

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or how do you distribute them? Um I don't take

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them as much anymore. Oh that's so sweet. Yeah I'm

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in my wholesome era so you know. Speaking of

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wholesome era um can we hit some intro music? That's

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why she gets paid the big bucks. Oh yeah. Okay

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I need to bring up something a little dark uh

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that's happened in your past. I'm talking about something pretty

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dark here. Okay. Um if

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you don't know. We've got a

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Patreon everybody please subscribe right now. Link

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in the description. We do a drunk

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episode every single month where you can

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see all of us get obliterated. Here's

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a clip. Salud. I

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feel like he doesn't know what that means and he just said it

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because like. It's God bless. He

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thinks that's what people say. Oh my god. It

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means like tears. Oh it means God bless. All right

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Tara I'm gonna give this to you and you've got

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to promise you. You gotta

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promise that you'll be the best with it You

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might have to do it together oh That's

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nice. Oh listen look at me look at me

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look at me look at me. I don't know where the hell I'm in

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No Right

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now check the shot should we go out? I just

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checked it you're not in it now. Where am I

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we got here? No far below it you got to

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sit up. No, we're not That

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turns into a little hoe when you get

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some alcohol in them, and now we're

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back. We can't put that on YouTube She

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can get the cut of anything she wants, but sometimes she'd be

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like I'm just here to help No

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you tell them that I am like you if

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you want more money You tell me every single second of the

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day. I actually when I started dropouts. I was like I

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Actually when I started dropouts I said I wanted to do

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it for fun and I had the force to pay her

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which is very sweet of her also I'm not done

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plugging if you open those those sweet sweet lips again

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I'm gonna beat you like my stepdad beat. That's

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hot. No. It's not my mom still has walk

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Inseminate someone in your family, and then you'll have like

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that in their life 50% of my DNA just running

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around your family. That's awful I have

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murderous tendencies just saying and I want to pass

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the woman of the hour something about threatening to

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inseminate someone is crazy I don't know That

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is the new one for you. That was

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like a niche threat. Yeah, I'm into that

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you are into that Aren't you a woman

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who's in a relationship? Yeah, okay? Just

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the way that you said you're into that like I Know

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that you know I know that you know everything about

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you Fuck your shit. Tara. Okay,

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yeah, I should be talking. Yeah, let's go.

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I followed my words. I followed something else

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last night. What? I'm gonna... Oh

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my god. I'm getting it. Advil, I'm on my

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period. Do we play the game? Do we play

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the game? You know the game, Tana? I'm excited.

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What's the game? Three, two, one.

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Where did Tara wake up this morning? That's

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the game we play every week on Dropout.

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God, you make me proud. Like, I look

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into it fucking laughing my eyes. I think

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I think you know what? It's like, what?

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Where did you wake up? My own bed.

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No, the night before. Come on, you woke

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up with a... Anyway, this is not

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about us. I'm so happy I know. I feel so

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in, like, on the... I already know. Like,

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I'm like, oh, you woke up. Yeah, that's the game, Tana. They play

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it every week. They play it where Tara wake up this morning. It's a good game.

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Like, where have you woken up? Where have there been any really concerning ones? Yeah.

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Great jacket. That would be better than where I

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woke up. That would be better, for sure. You know. Was it

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just on some guys' bed? Yeah, I know. I know. I

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know. I know. Was

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it just on some guy's bed without sheets? Like, they never

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have sheets. Do you know what's even scarier than no sheets?

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Navy sheets. I've always said that. It's the one Navy-

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Navy fitted sheet. They've never seen the top sheet in

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their life. No. And, like, the

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pillow's flat, like, a frickin' piece of paper. Oh,

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wait, wait, wait. But they always fuck better.

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No headboard. They fuck better. I'm

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telling you. Better head with no headboard. But I've got

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to say something. I always

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thought women had the thinnest pillows in

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all of existence. I'm sorry. Say

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that one more time for me. I'm taking part of the way I say pillow.

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It's been like that my entire life. Okay. Hello?

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Do you say milk, too? Probably. Yes.

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It's so annoying. Just milk. Pillow.

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Height. Height. Height

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is an impediment. Okay. That's where

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you go the wrong way. I say height, and I want to put that out there first and foremost.

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Second of all, maybe this is

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just my mother speaking, but it feels like three

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sheets of paper with silk around it. Like, that's

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all she uses as a pillow. I really do

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like super flat pillows. Why? Really?

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Because I think that your neck should be level to

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your neck. To your body. And I just don't understand

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how anyone can sleep with her neck all up like

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that. Tell me a big ass

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fucking pillows like that like that. No love it

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Really, then maybe you would have liked that guy that whose house

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I woke up at that just had flat ass pillows No

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headboard all If

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you had to say first and last and spell It

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was funny watching you go down it what okay, hold on

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let me down But

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I just Seeing you

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go down that path of man was

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scaring me for a second. You were

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so supportive Well, I saw myself

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in you like, you know, I would love to And

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I just I like your I think that

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you feared clear, you know, you tried that path and

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then you were like No, this isn't my journey and

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I I respect it. Thank you I

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Don't know if she chose it wasn't her journey I

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think another person in it decided that this wasn't

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gonna happen let go and let God baby You

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know what? I mean, and he was crazy see

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what I mean. I'm a woman ago. She was

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working wonders with that I can name maybe six

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traits that don't line up with certain biblical traits

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like what? I See

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what I mean, you can't even fucking figure it online. I don't

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know That's

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not in the Bible. There's two There's

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two right there No,

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can I be honest, you know God he knew what

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he was doing He gave me the fucking rack

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and he was like listen. Yeah feed

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your family with the milk and I'm to call it Okay,

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the other day I was scrolling on to

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pet and for whatever reason randomly there will

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be women Exposed on

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there. I don't know why it had zero like

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zero views and you're for yeah, you know for

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you But you're saying

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it like that, but there's it happens like once every

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three months you get on there It was be

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randomly I showed you it was girls boobs on

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there. I think it was yours I

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think I've seen your tis and I'm so sorry I'm

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very apologetic because I like to meet people first,

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have a nice platonic relationship. A work hanakon and

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then fear move. It is. I

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think about that a lot, like that a lot of

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people will have seen my tits before meeting me in

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person and that's like normalized in my world, which is

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kinda crazy. I do wanna say I didn't seek it out. Like it

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was brought to me. It was delivered. Again, just

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let go and let God, you know? It

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was like missionary work. Somebody brought me my letter and

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like, here's your quest. And then, yeah. I could probably

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draw him from memory for how long I stayed on

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the video, but that's neither here nor there. I

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think, wow. I'm just more mad

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that you didn't pay for them. Like I would have loved

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to pocket like some of that, but it is what

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it is. My mom did tell me at a

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young age that watching porn is worse than doing

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heroin. Very religious gal. So I

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could never do that, but

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I do support your craft. So now you just shoot up?

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Yeah. Yeah. Just a

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little bit. Well, that doesn't even drink. Did you know that?

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I do know that. Isn't that crazy? I just found that

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out. Aren't you a sober queen now? Yeah, I'm a sober

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queen now. I'm just like, yo. It's really great. I

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really like it. I see why people don't. I

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don't really have context of why people did before.

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Oh, you're one of those. No, I

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was just, I was. You're one of those. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah. The not fun ones. No, that's not true. Yeah,

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the fucking losers. There we go. That's what I was

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looking for. I am a big, big fat loser, but

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I was gonna say I never liked the taste. I

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thought it tastes like nail polish. And I

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said, when it went in my mouth, I said. Yeah, but you

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love fingers in your mouth. How do you know that? We talk.

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Do you actually love fingers in your mouth? No, I

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don't. I believe her. I stand

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with her, Yummy. Thank you. Damn,

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that's, so have you ever been like, no, I saw a clip of

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you getting drunk on dropouts. He'll do it, he'll do it

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for money. I had to do it

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because the Patreon hit a certain number of whatever. A

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dollar and five dollars. And I never thought we would

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hit that threshold. So I was like, I'll get drunk

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in the podcast if we hit whatever it was. And

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they did it. Damn, I've been

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wanting to do a Patreon. I just don't think we have much

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more to offer than what we do. That's why you do the

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boob thing. That's fantastic. That's extra content.

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Would you ever have me on your OnlyFans

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just to talk? Yes, and you're right.

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Not getting whatever you want. I would love to come

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on there. We can just. Have a chat. I've been

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having it kind of on the back burner since I've been

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touring and I need to get back I'm just I'm in

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my wholesome era. It's been harder to slow myself out recently,

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but it's like, you know We're gonna have turtleneck sweaters on

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or we're gonna talk about her feelings. Well, we could cut

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out just a tip from the no, please No,

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God is watching always. Yeah, he emailed me this morning and

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he told me to tell you it's stupid right now Unless

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the cash is good. No, no, that's not sure he sees

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eat me. He said I'm

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subscribed I can

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see for free. Yeah. Yeah. He loves Tana and

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sensors. Are we ready to get into the darkness?

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Always so Tana con huh? Oh, that's the darkness. Yes. Yes.

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I was scared I didn't know where you were going with

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that. I mean I saw you and I think I think

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I was a little angry But

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now you seem like a very put together human being and

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I just want to say thank you I

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your anger was very rightful. I think

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yeah, I made a lot of really

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horrible Like a good you seem like

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a good cat. Thank you I mean, I've definitely

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grown a lot since then a

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lot what it what's what's uh, Is there an

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overarching thing to happen that caused a big lesson

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for you become this big mature mama? I

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hate it big. I want to be like a

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tiny mature my little dainty little dainty daddy dainty

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country mature mama No,

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I think it was like a big

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a lot of different events, you know coming

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a conglomerate of trauma,

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but I also think I hit my point on that

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and I Saw myself

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becoming someone I really didn't want to be

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in a every way and

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it took a lot of self work

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and rerouting my life and I think

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I also just I fell into this shit and

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I was surrounded by a Lot of

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things I shouldn't people I shouldn't have been things like

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that that really influenced me and I had to really

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be like Who am I who do I want

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to be and you're on your health ground

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kind of mental? I can't I can't start

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my day without those little magic mind things

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you take those It's

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like a little nootropic shot. I'm genuine

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like you take it and it's

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just like Kraton or something What is it?

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It's got a bunch of different vitamins and minerals

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and like lion's mane and stuff

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like that in it. And it's kind of

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like not an alternative to coffee, but it

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keeps you focused and it keeps you energized.

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You are the glue. What

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is my special drink, dad? What is my

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drink, dad? I

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love them too. I take them pretty

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much every morning, or especially if I'm editing

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or something where I need to be laser

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focused. Oh

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yeah, he doesn't do coffee. I would love to try

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them. I do a lot of stuff like that. I take fish

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oil pills. Apparently they help you not want to kill

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yourself. Hell yeah. Magnesium at night also helps you

12:39

Ashwagandha, all that stuff. I'm in my vitamins and

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minerals era. I met a

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little girl in the other day named Ashwagandha. Really?

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Yeah, I was like, it's a wild name to

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have, but you know. It's kind of cunty. Don't

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fish oil pills smell really bad? Yeah. Okay,

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yeah. You gotta get the ones where you don't burp and

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taste it, cause I don't eat fish. I hate fish. So

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that really scares me. Do not go down on time. I'm

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sure it's like roses down there. Okay, fine. Let's

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do it. Let's get out of the way.

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Fine, if you guys really want to. So,

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um. You worked Tanacon. I worked Tanacon.

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I was hired as labor. I

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don't know why that's so funny. It's because

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of my noodle arms. I can't lift barricades. No,

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I think you can. Well, I did. And you're

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like the perfect look for that too. Like, I don't

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know if they were casting aesthetics, but like, you

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know what I mean? Like if I saw you at a barricade, I'd

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be like, that's a fucking barricade guy. Yeah, like that's a guy that

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lifts stuff and puts it over there for me. Like I'll never know

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his name. No, like it could

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be in like a hot way.

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Oh, sweet. Yeah. So essentially they

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had maybe 562 barricades outside and

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minimal workers. I was one of the minimal.

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And. They aren't really carrying the team

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on your back, guys. And the barricades. So

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I had to create these lines so

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we could contain your fans of coming to

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see you. And boy did they push down

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my barricade. I'm sorry. I do blame you.

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You can blame me the entire time. I

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think accountability is important. So I created these

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wonderful beautiful barricades for a beautiful line So

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people could streamline to see you

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in such an efficient way boy. I calculated it

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It's like a it's like an empty snake

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iron around it. There he goes with his word count,

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right? And

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we noticed that several humans

14:21

Showed up that weren't accounted for obviously.

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I think that's the lore of Tana con Way

14:27

too many people came and some people died. We

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don't know what happened. Yeah, some people died fly

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high fly high Um, no one

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died. No one died legally. No one died. No one

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fucking died. Okay So they were

14:38

already rambunctious one is he Tana? They've been outside for

14:40

like five hours and then everybody's like we and all

14:42

of the other creators as well. Let's just remember No

14:48

one else's there yeah at all and then so we

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could barely contain these people they're ready to put these

14:52

barricades down And I'm risking my life for I think

14:55

Three dollars an hour and then

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Tana decides I'm gonna go outside And

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I'm thinking brother, please don't go outside. She's like, I

15:03

want to go talk to my fans

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let them know and of course she comes outside and

15:08

the wave of human beings the way of

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the wave of prepubescent women that were just

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running towards you ruining my barricades in such

15:15

a way that it felt like my art

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form was taken advantage of But

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the only good thing is I only spent three days there Oh Without

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pay so I

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knew that this was gonna end in me Apple

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paying you violently and I I will Apple pay

15:31

you when this is over for Your work at

15:33

Tana con. I'm not kidding. How much you think

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I'm worth? Oh, I mean you said three dollars.

15:37

I know I'm

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just kidding Yeah, I

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should have never had that convention

15:44

and all of that sounds awful and it

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was awful I can't even just that like thinking back

15:49

and it was a company to go outside But like

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I just didn't know what else to do. So so

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fucking stupid. Thank you for no worries You're

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gonna be for you any day and

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now it would be A lot better. Will you hire me

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again? If you do it? I would that would it mean so

16:03

much to me Could you imagine looking outside? I'm just

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like I'm really in the weeds of all this my

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guys Gotta have a

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formula. I Would

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love to lift anything for you. I thank you

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so much I do for her tour just

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go on tour with her and put up barricades. Well,

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I think you guys have got your own tour situation

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Oh, yeah, it looks so fun Thanks for the plug. I

16:23

can't wait to come because you were doing stand-up for a

16:25

while, too So you already and you're

16:27

working with Nick Golarza on that stand-up and it

16:29

was super fucking funny, which is everything So

16:32

she's already in it. I'm so lucky with

16:34

this one. Oh, yeah, May 15th, New York

16:36

City I think we're already sold out. Are

16:39

we actually I apologize. Yeah, I didn't even

16:41

posted it yet I know New Haven and

16:43

Boston we still have tickets. Have you ever

16:45

been to New Haven? No, I'm so excited.

16:48

Are you playing? Toad

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yes. Oh my god. What is it? It

16:52

is one of my favorite fucking venues I've ever played

16:54

in my entire life one of my favorite cities favorite

16:57

crowds. I'm so excited I heard the pizzas

16:59

fantastic pizzas fucking it's the best pizza I've ever had I'm

17:04

being so for real It

17:07

is fucking amazing like it the venue is

17:09

just so iconic so many iconic people have

17:11

played there and It's it's

17:13

so crazy and interesting the dichotomy of

17:16

the town She

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goes big word tar note no Tar

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don't know big one Well all the people

17:25

there it go to like Yale like Yale is right

17:27

by there But it's it's a crazy college

17:29

town still so you think you're going and it's gonna be

17:31

all these fucking Yale like stale You

17:34

know and you get there and

17:36

there's this fucking nuts and we went out

17:38

after and there's this crazy club in New

17:40

Haven That's like can we go you would

17:42

love the club the back room of the

17:44

club is like all a big bed It

17:46

sounds very like broccoli and oh, yeah, it

17:48

was so fucking cool. I'll make sure you get set up

17:50

there You're not so much fun. I'm so excited to go. Let's go

17:55

Yeah, that'll make you have fun on tour is like this

17:57

the crazy shit with like strangers that

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you get into. Our New

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Haven, this is a really dumb

18:04

question. Is New Haven, how far is it from New

18:06

York? Bold of you to ask me a geography question.

18:08

Bold as fuck. It's an hour and

18:10

a half from New York and then three hours to Boston.

18:12

Driving? I was gonna say, if you can't make the New

18:14

York one, if that's sold out, you can go to the

18:16

other two. Link in the description. Wait, are we driving from

18:18

New York to Boston and stuff? Yes. What?

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Okay, it's probably an hour. You're too far, yummy bitch. Get

18:23

a big ass sprinter. Get in the back of that. We

18:26

already got it, we got a sprinter. Trust

18:28

me, we're taking care of all of your needs. I

18:30

promise. Not all of them. You can have your own

18:32

row to lay down in. If you don't wanna say

18:34

it, I'll tell you what you told me the other

18:36

day at, exactly. Do

18:39

you wanna keep acting up? I wanna know, I wanna

18:41

know. No,

18:44

it's just, she told me she's nothing. She's

18:47

like, maybe we're on the East Coast. No, no,

18:49

I didn't say anything. What, maybe you

18:51

guys could have a little fun. No. She

18:54

said whatever happens on the East Coast stays on the East Coast.

18:56

I did not say that. No, no, no, I didn't say that,

18:58

never. I'm not even kidding, I

19:00

would pay money for you guys to fuck. Why not?

19:03

I swear to God, wouldn't you? Oh,

19:05

100% percent. No, you wouldn't. Yes, I

19:07

would. Oh

19:09

my God, I just- You're not attracted to me. I- You

19:12

do. What are you

19:14

talking about? I mean, you are objectively attractive. Yeah, easy.

19:16

I think he's attractive. No, but I mean for y'all

19:18

to fuck, no, sorry. No, it's okay. I want you

19:20

to get fucked too. No, I mean, you wouldn't pay for

19:22

it because he's not attracted to me. He

19:25

doesn't think I'm attractive. I

19:27

don't think that's true. There's no way someone could

19:29

think that you're unattractive. Jared, do you think she's

19:31

attractive? Yeah, okay, there we go. Wait, pause,

19:33

back up to like 175 on the

19:35

podcast or something and he said no.

19:38

That was the total fucking lie. Me

19:41

holding onto everything. I really do. I

19:44

have something to say. Okay. Fuck your shit,

19:46

thank you. So

19:49

I'm sure you guys know this, but I'm gonna say it for

19:51

those people who don't know, Panamosha raised

19:53

me. You know this. And

19:55

then you said why. And then you were like, you have

19:57

terrible taste. I know, but seriously. I

19:59

blows at the. Vape. Oh,

20:01

mama did raise you. Brinden,

20:04

how did you? Every

20:08

time you say that though, it makes me so emotional because I

20:10

love you so much. I love you too. People keep making TikToks

20:12

and they're like, I know everything, Tara's

20:14

gonna raise them, Botana raised me and it takes everything

20:16

in me. It's almost like a diss to me. And

20:18

it takes everything in me to be like, Botana did

20:20

raise me. And now we're out here raising the masses,

20:22

which is so concerning. It's so, oh

20:24

my God. The amount of, on

20:26

tour, I'm sure you get the same thing. I named it masses.

20:28

The amount of girls. Sorry, I thought

20:31

it was for Jared. Your

20:33

tone still made me laugh. But the

20:36

amount of people on tour that like, you know, like

20:38

you raised me and I say, I'm so sorry.

20:40

Yeah, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. And

20:43

they all have like tramp stamps. Oh, I have one. Yeah.

20:46

Oh, you have a tramp stamp? I want one so bad. You

20:48

don't have one? I know, right? Well, I have

20:50

young as fuck tattooed on my ass. My ex-girlfriend

20:52

did it. And when we broke up, I

20:54

started lathering it off because

20:56

it's a lot. So I'm on tattoos

20:58

with exes. Well, some, yeah, it's just murky water,

21:01

but there's something about young as fuck on my

21:03

ass. Like what about when I'm like 60 and

21:06

doggy? I kind of like it. And that's like a

21:08

little scary. 60 and doggy. Nothing more beautiful to think

21:10

about it. You're gonna break it.

21:12

Okay, so she says you

21:14

raised her and she's kind of

21:16

having, not kind of having, she's having

21:19

this massive blow up right now. And

21:21

I kind of want to go into what are maybe

21:23

some, what's some guidance or maybe pitfalls

21:25

that you had. It's like, all right, I did this thing.

21:27

I didn't need to work. Well, I'm not gonna throw a

21:29

tarracon. No tarracon. I

21:31

know that. It's funny because our names are similar. I

21:33

like saw the whole thing right now. Yeah, tarracon. It

21:36

was glittery, it was cute, but don't do it. Never.

21:38

You scolded me actually. What

21:41

did I scold you for? We made a video together. You

21:43

said like pitfalls and stuff like that and advice. And Amari,

21:45

you were there too. We were filming a

21:47

video and I said I did some tan

21:49

ass shit the other day. And she was like, oh, I can't

21:51

be that bad. And then I bleeped it and told her. And

21:53

she was like, don't ever do that again. I

21:55

mean, well, first of all, I just wanna like, and I've said this

21:58

a million fucking times. times

22:00

but her blow-up is the most you've always

22:02

been the shit but I'm just saying like

22:04

seeing you everywhere it's the most well-deserved thing

22:06

I feel like I've seen on the internet

22:08

in a long time at the standpoint of

22:10

a like you are amazing and in every

22:12

way in the ways that people watch you but also in the regard

22:15

that you've put the fucking work in like you've

22:17

shown up and shown up and shown up and

22:19

put the fucking work in no matter what and I think

22:21

that it's it's serious

22:24

though like it and it shows like

22:26

you just deserve it in every way and but it

22:28

is a scary fucking thing and I'm sure you yeah

22:30

but you want to be able that love you people

22:33

fucking hate you well and just the people that come

22:35

out of the woodworks wanting shit like you unfortunately

22:37

in the position you're in become

22:40

doggy yeah my favorite if

22:43

you become like a dollar sign and like

22:45

a little monkey to a bunch of fucking

22:47

people for a million reasons and it's just

22:49

scary and I hope you protect yourself and

22:52

a little monkey every way you're

22:58

both such catches like and I just

23:00

think like I mean not to

23:02

make you say this but why do

23:05

you think individually or catches you

23:07

don't say me why do you think that's catch that's what you want

23:09

for you know I think you're a catch you're a fucking

23:11

bad bitch and you're everything and you're a smart bad

23:13

bitch which is hard to

23:15

come by I think you're really funny

23:17

like you're just no I'm serious

23:19

well I you're a really funny

23:22

guy thank you and I think that dating

23:24

you would be a lot of fun thank you I

23:26

don't know you that well but no of course not

23:28

and our first meeting was interesting wasn't it speaking

23:31

of dating you our actual first meeting was

23:33

we did a dating show together where she

23:35

had to there was six guys and you

23:37

had to eliminate somebody after each round of

23:39

questions and then you eliminated me at first

23:43

okay well because you were playing a persona

23:46

I actually remember you were you were a skater guy

23:48

I think and you really like you

23:50

know I just said a good gentleman

23:52

no no no no fuck that fuck

23:54

you fuck that that is not at

23:57

all true you and I want to hold your emotions like a newborn He

24:00

said he was from Vegas. Thank you. I'm so happy you were

24:02

there. He was being a fucking freak

24:04

behind that wall. He had a whole person

24:06

on. What's new? But different, like

24:08

not like a- I am from Vegas. Are

24:11

you? I was born in Las Vegas, Nevada. Yeah. Wait,

24:13

really? Correct. My mother, the one

24:15

true part of the thing that said,

24:17

he's a fucking freak. No,

24:20

that's not why. He wasn't really painting a picture. I think

24:22

I did say I was going to take

24:24

her family and do kidnapping. I

24:26

don't know what it was, but it was something, I don't know,

24:29

scary. But yes, I was born

24:31

in Vegas. I was born at Sunrise Hospital.

24:33

So was I. See? So was he. Whoa.

24:35

What year were you born? 1998

24:38

as well. I was there a couple of years earlier.

24:41

But yeah, I really, I told him about you guys when

24:43

it came out. I was like, there's going to be some

24:45

cool people coming out. Oh my god. I was like, there's

24:48

going to be this biracial kid that's going to be sick.

24:50

And then there's going to be this girl, this little baby

24:52

smoking a cigarette. She's

24:54

going to be so fun. They're going to be besties. But

24:57

yeah, so I was born there. That's kind of funny that

24:59

we were born at the same hospital. Yeah, but my mom

25:01

lives out there. We just went back for my grandpa's 85th

25:03

birthday. Really? Where in Vegas do they live now? They

25:06

live probably 15 minutes south of the strip,

25:08

not quite Henderson. Oh, wow. Our

25:10

family lives in Henderson. Oh, hell yeah. That's

25:12

so fun. We can do holidays together. We

25:15

can both be there and then forget to text

25:17

each other. Are you going? No. Let's have a

25:19

collab. Let's have a crossover. Are you going

25:21

home for Easter? No. See? And you say, I'm

25:23

not a woman of God. I'm going home for

25:26

Easter. Are you really? Sunday. Oh, my God. Isn't

25:28

that? God, I'm bringing you. I went

25:30

to church for a long time. I don't have

25:32

much anymore. You take out the nipple piercings before

25:34

you take communion? Can't be true. No.

25:38

Oh. No, I leave them in. And it doesn't work. They're a part of

25:40

me. I can't really get them in and out. They just stand. I

25:42

got you. Yeah. Use the cures out, though. They got yanked

25:44

out, brother. No. It's my

25:46

worst fear. How did they get yanked out? I

25:49

was working at a coffee shop at the time. OK. And

25:51

I went, I was like, the sink was really high on

25:53

me. And I just went like this. And it like yanked

25:55

it. And I looked down and bloody shirt. And then. Did

25:57

your nipple like did it like? No, no, no. But it

25:59

yanked. A little bit and then like a week later they

26:01

were infection. Advocate not like they yanked out

26:04

and then contacted him and I minor

26:06

biggest fear on for like a snake

26:08

bite to do like the bacterium poured

26:10

snakes by humans suck the that amount

26:12

ah I don't know just as I

26:14

want be there for absolutely. Not no You

26:16

then. Exactly. That's what? As weird as we said,

26:18

no. Sir please Backup sat

26:20

me but I knew what gives you the ones you

26:22

for years for you when they this is who he

26:24

was on the to his i was out of a

26:26

exactly i did bring him over thing have been appointed

26:28

as you again I'm sorry. See no use in a cloud

26:31

of in into that. You've

26:34

got some. We gotta go down this rabbit hole.

26:36

Born in Vegas. What?

26:40

Was growing up like mother father he gobbled

26:42

harm know none of I'm I'm I swear

26:44

to god I was like hatched the odd

26:46

I would have had right on the has

26:49

had some it's you can provide a ago

26:51

in the sewers ah I'm A we were

26:53

the Z where the hurt us either you

26:55

know what we have the sewer have been

26:57

on a real homebuyer what school did of

27:00

I would agree now has gone oh now

27:02

I dropped out as a sophomore that Ohio

27:04

nothing's going on. a piano again bold if

27:06

you'd asked whether geography earlier on. yeah I

27:08

was born in Las Vegas. So no mother

27:11

know father and me? that technically I. Hadn't

27:13

them, But they just. They

27:15

weren't really good with him. Yeah. I

27:17

lived with them until up until probably.

27:19

I mean. Kind of like until

27:21

I was like fourteen fifteen I did. His

27:24

family adopted me. Oh nice Salaam. Has your

27:26

front which is there. the best was oh cool

27:28

that of us ever and there they are. My.

27:30

Grace of God. Had they not adopted me, I

27:33

don't know what would have happened. So. I

27:35

really appreciate them like so much but I'm growing

27:37

up in Vegas was really crazy. I feel like

27:39

it's like a lot of people. Say.

27:41

It's not a cliche, but like for. Me I feel

27:43

like we were just like on the strip

27:46

in I mean Vegas is everything that you

27:48

know. Drugs, sex, alcohol, magazine, or their early

27:50

of. Other for who

27:52

I guess guys you in that direction or what

27:54

made you think of this is chemical. of

27:58

the society like i didn't just dead you

28:00

know, the people I was around

28:02

the schools I went to, obviously I wasn't going to

28:04

anybody's private school or anything like that. So

28:07

things like that. And I, we never had

28:09

money. So I think that I also kind of fell into, you

28:12

know, dark sides of things

28:14

to hustle. Yeah, I mean, that makes it did you

28:16

maybe sound like I was a 14 year old prostitute. I just

28:18

want to clarify. I wasn't a prostitute. No, no, Jared would have

28:20

got your number if it had been. But I was gonna ask

28:22

what? Please don't. I don't

28:24

want to have sex with you. Please. Oh, I

28:26

was gonna ask, did you have a relationship with

28:28

your parents now by chance? No. Okay. Okay. Do

28:30

they know of the magnitude

28:33

of your exposure? They sued

28:35

me in 2019. I know,

28:37

right? It's just like it's a canon event. I

28:39

needed it. You know what I mean? I was like, Oh,

28:41

yes. For what? For slander, because and

28:44

a bunch of other things, but I talked about

28:46

them and what growing up in their household

28:48

was like on my MTV show. And

28:50

so it's kind of like a cash grab situation, but that

28:53

I hadn't been talking to them for years before that, though,

28:55

but that kind of fully severed our ties. How

28:57

far did that lawsuit get? I'm not that far. I

28:59

ended up settling. I kind of regret it now. I

29:01

wish I would have just like fought it all the

29:03

way, but it was during COVID. And it was like all this Zoom

29:05

court and it was fucking off. It would

29:08

have grounded you if you didn't. Oh, yeah.

29:10

That would have gone to your room. Like,

29:12

here's the money. The Tana lore that I'm

29:14

speaking stuff. People don't know about for years.

29:17

Oh, by the way, well, you said it.

29:19

Okay. It's my favorite fucking word. I am

29:21

new to, you know, your

29:23

life in a hole. So I think I'm asking things that

29:26

people have probably already covered. That's all right.

29:28

I'm enjoying getting to know you. Okay. Good. You can show each other.

29:30

Let's go back and forth a little bit. What do you want to

29:33

know about me? What

29:35

do I want to know about you? What

29:38

do you think created

29:40

your dark sense of humor? Trauma, obviously.

29:42

I really don't have a pinpoint. Was

29:44

it your mom's two divorces? Could be. But I

29:48

all I know is when I was 10

29:50

years old, I've told this a million times. My mom

29:52

met a guy in the harmony. They met a couple

29:54

of times. You proposed during happy hour at a Margaritaville.

29:56

I'm not kidding you. That's the most romantic fucking thing

29:58

I've heard in a year. year

30:00

that's my dream not

30:03

the last either because it didn't but

30:06

of course so we moved to South

30:08

Georgia they have a KKK rally in the town I'm like

30:10

mom where the hell am I and

30:13

and then my stepdad you were young you probably

30:15

thought that was just like some you unlock some new Disney

30:17

characters no no I think I think I was 10

30:19

so I was like I remember the history books this

30:21

is not good stuff oh and my brother my

30:24

brother was also black so I was like he doesn't seem

30:26

happy about this situation I guess still is

30:28

black he didn't change black

30:31

yeah yeah yeah and yes

30:33

Queen there's

30:37

a caramel off-camera and I want to make sure

30:39

that yeah yeah I put him in a little

30:41

where there's original so good

30:44

like my grandma carries those in her purse my

30:46

grandma used to have those that are not really

30:48

they're such grandma candies yeah but they're so good

30:50

I don't know why it's only for the older

30:53

echelon what is

30:55

your grandma think about the upbringing um

30:58

she's dead now but but back then

31:01

was she kind of your you know little saving

31:03

grace a little bit everyone was kind of twisted

31:05

I actually just had this psychic tell me all this stuff

31:07

about her and that she was like coming

31:09

through to me the other day which

31:11

was interesting she lived

31:13

in the south so my parents would always ship me to

31:16

Texas when I was really bad nice and I would just

31:18

be in the fucking sticks with her and she

31:20

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34:56

when did you turn thought. As

34:59

if you want to that way. I was going

35:01

to say what did you turn into. A

35:03

An online per se when you start. I

35:05

grew up in a odie era of you

35:07

tube hours in all. About this and I'm

35:09

say I saw that as while like that that

35:11

pop up. About

35:13

above average Joe Sorrow a safer place

35:15

of advice and that's probably when I

35:17

started as a i think you have

35:20

like maybe to enter case it's covers.

35:22

Or maybe a hundred. and I love you

35:24

so so I fucking much I can do

35:26

that for. Gonna be

35:28

okay. You give our gimme like the quick

35:30

breakdown of i'm like okay, I'm and on

35:33

I'm a mom, Muslims like a mom or

35:35

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35:37

what What? what a tailor with ah and

35:39

correct me if I'm on will be so

35:41

funny because when I'll be like this slut

35:44

that are now. I know you

35:46

started with storied hands on he to

35:48

and that's I think were can as.

35:51

Thought. That she so infamous for it. Is

35:53

telling stories you delete nine like an ugly.

35:55

There was a dirty fucking. door in the

35:57

background You're

36:00

surprised I know about the dirty door. The dirty door was OG.

36:03

Yeah. I love that. Like, literally would

36:05

try on a camera maybe by movie cuts. Like,

36:07

maybe. But she would just try on the camera

36:09

and tell 20 minute stories about just the craziness

36:11

of her life. And they were so specific and

36:13

not censored. And I think that's what people really

36:15

liked. And that's how he blew up, right? She

36:18

ate with that. And it was so nice.

36:20

And it was just so. Do you

36:22

consider yourself to have, obviously, you have

36:25

a ride or die fan base. But

36:27

do you have another polarizing side that might

36:29

hate you? For sure. I think I've always

36:31

been kind of polarizing. People either love me

36:33

or hate me. But I try to

36:36

remember. That's where I want to

36:38

kind of go. The beginning of, obviously,

36:40

everyone, if we do percentage wise, loves you.

36:43

But when you first started. I think a lot

36:45

of people fucking hate me. But that's OK. I do

36:48

want to know the start of the hate. How

36:50

did you initially handle it? And then what did

36:52

it progress to till now? Are

36:54

you asking for a friend? You. Because

36:56

eventually you're going to go through it. They're going to love you

36:58

till they want to. Oh, they already hate me. No, they don't.

37:00

No, yeah, they do. You're not on that side of TikTok, brother.

37:03

I've always been hated. So it's like, I'm good over here. I

37:05

think that I've always been

37:08

loved and hated, even just from the

37:10

jump. And then over time, I also was growing

37:12

up online. And no one really fucking raised me

37:14

at all. And so every that

37:16

really showed with everything, TanaCon, all that kind

37:18

of shit. I was just impulsively really

37:20

living. And a lot of mistakes were made. And

37:22

they created for a lot of people loving or

37:24

hating me. But I don't

37:27

know. I think the best thing to remember, even

37:29

just in this phase of life that you're in,

37:32

the love is awesome. But you are indifferent

37:34

of both of those. Like there's someone telling you

37:36

to kill yourself and someone telling you you're Jesus. And

37:38

neither should resonate with you. And they killed him. Yeah,

37:41

wow. It's beautiful. So neither

37:44

should resonate with you too far. You know what I

37:46

mean? Just remember who you really are.

37:48

So how are you feeling at the moment? Do

37:50

you feel like you resonate more on the negatives?

37:53

Why do you think that is? Because that's what I see. It's

37:56

easier though. It is. You can see a million I

37:58

love you comments. And then one. hate comments. It's

38:00

like a little true. Yeah. You're like,

38:03

God, damn it. Damn it. For sure.

38:05

For sure. Especially when they find out stuff. It's like, nobody knows

38:07

this about me. And then they throw it out there and they're

38:09

like, yeah, I'm

38:11

insecure about that. No worries. But

38:13

I think that you're very authentic, which also

38:15

helps so much in the place that you're at

38:18

right now, because it's like, imagine

38:20

you were dealing with that while also trying to

38:22

be someone that you're completely not. Also hurtful, though,

38:24

is like, they hate me because of me. They

38:27

don't hate me because of the person I'm putting on. They hate me because

38:29

I'm myself. But that's also like, so

38:31

hurtful. But what you're doing is so

38:33

hard, like living your entire

38:35

life for people to spectate like you're

38:37

a zoo animal. And I would venture

38:40

to say 97% of

38:42

the people leaving most comments could never do that.

38:44

And I mean, it's just

38:46

the truth, you know? And welcome.

38:49

Thank you. You're rich. You're

38:52

rich. No, I didn't

38:54

know if you could give me something I'm not. It hasn't

38:56

nothing. You know, you know, there's a three

38:58

month, but it's coming towards coming. It's

39:00

all and it's again, it's awesome to see

39:02

because you just see these little fucking rich

39:04

assholes dance on TikTok. And then and I

39:07

love them like, you know, but like, and

39:09

I love their samples to dance on TikTok.

39:11

But but you've been fucking filming and fucking

39:13

editing your shit for fucking hours for fucking

39:15

like you deserve that. And it's it's just

39:17

it's sick. This is what I'm genuinely interested

39:19

in because you can kind of brought up. You

39:21

kind of lightly brought up flashes in the pan.

39:23

Like there's certain people that will hit the well

39:25

for a second. They're very famous. They have a

39:27

lot of money and they don't know how to

39:29

take that to longevity. How did you kind of

39:31

go from, you know, dirty door

39:34

to not being dirty whore? They're not having

39:36

that flash in the pan. Like you've had

39:38

a, you know, decently long career, especially for

39:40

the internet. I think consistency and

39:43

authenticity definitely play a part.

39:45

But I also think that reinvention is

39:47

important and studying the space that you're

39:49

in and being able to when

39:51

we're some turns of reinvention for you, have you

39:53

had multiple when were some big ones that you

39:55

can remember? That's a crazy question.

39:58

I've had a million different reinvention. And

40:00

a lot of them were not on purpose. I think that it was

40:02

just like, I went with the flow

40:04

of what was working. I think I've always been

40:06

the type of person to throw a lot of darts and

40:08

like see what sticks. You know what I

40:10

mean? And that's kind of where I am now. Like podcasting

40:12

was just one of those shots in the dark. And you

40:15

have, I think that ended up working. Congratulations. And we dropped

40:17

20 podcasts on all of Spotify. Congratulations. Thanks

40:19

guys. Holy. It's so mind blowing

40:21

to me. Mind blowing to me.

40:23

I love you so much. She goes, she hates

40:26

you. She's like, stop talking about it better.

40:28

Yeah, no, seriously. I'm so dead serious

40:30

when I come to Tana. I love you

40:32

so much. You know,

40:34

it's funny. I feel the same about you though.

40:36

I had no idea about like this background where

40:38

like you watched her or whatever, you know, or

40:41

your guys friendship. Does it make sense? No, it makes

40:43

sense because for this podcast, like

40:45

part of the research we were doing or like part

40:47

of the bits we were coming up with, I was

40:50

looking up quotes by you like to find funny ones.

40:53

And there's one where you're talking about how Paris

40:55

Hilton raised you. And immediately I

40:57

made the connection. I was like, oh, these

40:59

two are two peas in a pod. I

41:02

think there's something so fucking genius

41:04

about the entire world telling you you're

41:07

famous for nothing, but making that an

41:09

entire brand and flipping it on its head. And

41:11

I'm sure you think girls who are just like

41:13

so themselves are just like so confident. People

41:16

hate. Yeah. We're

41:18

all that. And I love that. Like, oh,

41:20

just owning it, owning who you are. And

41:22

she's the goat. I think brand is so important, especially

41:25

when you have a polarizing brand. I think Barstool does

41:27

a similar thing for like guys. It's like we know

41:29

what audience we don't have, but the audience that we

41:31

do have are right or die. Like

41:33

if you're trying to make money in this brand is everything.

41:36

I was actually I don't know if people care about all

41:38

this stuff. This is the stuff I really interested in. Yeah,

41:40

that's actually a big old nerd. I nerd out over this

41:42

shit. I can talk about it for hours. But I'm like,

41:44

this is the plan to make you rich, Tara. I'm like,

41:47

OK, so we go on tour for like we'll do like

41:49

a dropout show. I was like, then we plan a yummy

41:51

party because everyone wants to go to a

41:53

yummy party. And if we brand a huge yummy

41:55

party afterwards and eventually whatever. Oh, give me a

41:57

please let me. Exactly. So many. Whatever

42:01

our favorite alcohol is we create what was

42:03

your favorite alcohol again vodka vodka But you're

42:05

definitely releasing something called the vodka

42:07

and you're definitely getting that no trademarked, right?

42:13

We go we do the yummy parties we have it

42:15

exclusively sponsored by there we get everybody's taste we send

42:18

the free stuff to all the sororities all the Fraternities

42:21

so now it's like the drink of the colleges.

42:23

Okay, dizzy moment abs of fucking lutely,

42:25

but you're gonna be rich Thank you And I think

42:28

that it's so cool that so much of what you do is

42:30

also based in your aesthetic that gives you so much room Like I

42:32

can't wait for the liquid eyeliner. I can't wait for the fucking

42:34

outfits. I can't wait for all of it and it's

42:40

Guessing I'm just shooting in the dark. Okay, I swear to god. We

42:42

don't have to shoot we could just say it I

42:44

mean cuz who's gonna be out yummy the yummy, you

42:46

know, no one's out yummy in me. Yummy exactly one

42:48

of the The

42:52

whole time she goes I've

42:57

known her for so long and she's still

42:59

is so sweet like this. I'm like bitch.

43:01

I suck and you know it I

43:09

have a favorite tanner era. Oh my god

43:18

Have you heard the song hestner by Tana Mona?

43:20

Oh and you shouldn't it is ear blood. No,

43:22

it's so good. No, it's so good Oh

43:26

hundreds. Well, she's all of the stream. Yeah, well we

43:28

get copyrighted if I play well do it on the

43:31

after school Okay, and we just also don't have to

43:33

like I would love to do literally We'll

43:39

do it we'll do on the patreon that was during

43:41

my god damn it I want to cut if we're

43:44

doing them about his trauma Thank

43:47

you. Oh, this is another idea I have

43:49

this business idea Okay I'm working

43:51

I'm working on setting up a platform or I'm

43:54

working with these guys that set up a platform

43:56

and essentially you can create projects so this podcast

43:58

would be one project and All

44:00

the money initially goes to this account where you

44:02

would get 10% for coming on. So anything this

44:04

podcast makes, you could get 10% of it for

44:07

coming on this just as one podcast. It's like

44:09

very incentive for other people to go on other

44:11

people's podcast. Absolutely. I can't remember. Is that

44:13

like I rep her? That's a lyric of

44:15

how that was a crazy circle. I know.

44:18

That was awesome. Yeah, if you didn't owe me money, we'd probably

44:20

say that pretty good. Canceled would probably start getting guests if we

44:22

could do that. I was putting in a circle. I came

44:24

on willingly. And I'm so happy you came on.

44:26

So many people are really afraid to come on. If

44:28

you have me, I would love to come on. I would love to

44:30

have you on. I would love to. We could have all of

44:32

you on. We could do a dropouts, X canceled.

44:34

Oh my God. Fine. Canceled dropouts. I

44:37

only started a clothing brand called Dropout. And I

44:39

trademarked it in clothing and then I got rid

44:41

of it. You sell the trademark because we need

44:43

it. Actually, I literally let you. I

44:47

wish I could pull it up, but it was like a whole thing. She's like, yeah, for 70% I do.

44:50

No. Yes, it is. No, it didn't

44:52

end up being my journey. Your hair looks really good.

44:54

You think so? I did it. I had to blow

44:56

it out myself and it was the most humbling experience of my

44:59

entire life. I love

45:01

the color right now. Really? Thank you.

45:03

I feel like I just have to remain blonde. When I'm

45:05

brunette, I look like Michael Jackson and not

45:07

even in a fun way. Let's

45:11

jump into a game. Okay. Red flag, green

45:13

flag? Yeah. Okay. Tara hates this one. She gets canceled

45:15

every time we play it. It's

45:18

good to get canceled. I hope you know that

45:20

too. If it happens for some shit, call me

45:22

and we're going to scheme and it's totally

45:25

good. Unless it's like some... I

45:28

don't think I would do some bad shit. I don't

45:30

think you would. Kind of unlike me. I like to

45:32

think I'm an okay human. I think that's what's cool

45:34

about canceled culture as well.

45:36

If you know that innately, you're like

45:38

inherently you're a decent fucking person. So

45:41

if you can cancel for some shit that's like, you

45:43

know, whatever, like, and you have nothing to hide, no fucking

45:45

shit in your closet, like it's all manageable. I

45:47

agree. You know? She's

45:49

terrifying. Hit us with the first one. Okay.

45:52

Red flag, green flag? Liking

45:54

in ex's social media post. Oh.

45:59

I don't think it's... I do. There's no green, yeah, but

46:01

you guys are like Bessie Booze. Green flag,

46:03

I think. I comment, I comment too.

46:06

Yeah, I'm friends with a lot of my actors. Yeah, that's what

46:08

I'm saying. I think everything falls down to security,

46:10

right? On whoever you're with in the future

46:12

and whatever. And so long as you're not a piece of

46:14

shit. I would say in

46:16

a normal society, probably a red flag if you're

46:18

just kind of living in a small town, like,

46:21

why are you lacking that? But

46:23

I feel like, you know, I feel like

46:25

you guys have such an image online and are really friends

46:27

that people can, I don't know, there's a lot more to

46:29

see, I feel like, if you don't have- What if I

46:32

like my other exes stuff? Yeah. I

46:34

don't know. I have other exes. in

46:37

like Hollywood and Los Angeles and the pool and the way

46:39

people are with dating. But I think I would be like

46:41

that no matter what. Like, especially if

46:43

you just date someone for like a short period of time, it

46:45

doesn't work. You can be a good friend, like- It

46:47

also probably depends on the picture for me. And

46:49

she's liking, like, he's got six-pack abs and he's

46:51

like, look at these. He was doing this a

46:53

little bit in like, in a carousel. He doesn't lead with

46:55

that, he doesn't wanna be aggressive. Yeah. Yeah,

46:58

I think I'd have some questions, but I think also-

47:00

Oh, it's like a great picture of him and his like- Yeah,

47:02

I think you're good to go. I think you're good

47:04

to go. I think a photo, like, to

47:06

me, I don't know. I just don't give a fuck

47:08

about it. I literally go like this. Yeah, like, whatever.

47:10

Like, I literally, like, that's how I like pictures. I

47:13

just keep going like this. What do you think about

47:15

liking your relationship and then he's just liking, you know,

47:17

a bunch of Instagram models? I don't care.

47:19

I don't really care. Like, it's not like the

47:21

end of the book though. But at the same

47:23

time, like, if his whole following is

47:25

just like a bunch of fucking- Well,

47:28

I do wonder why the valid- He has to give the validation

47:30

of the like. He can look at the picture and be like,

47:32

yeah, that's a hot picture, but why does he have to be like, stamp

47:35

it almost, be like- I think it's also- Tell

47:37

me like this picture. Huge on like, does he know them

47:39

personally? Like, if you know that girl personally- No, he doesn't.

47:42

In this instance, he doesn't. Then I'm kinda

47:44

like, okay, yeah, I think that behavior

47:46

is just a little like, why? Like,

47:48

you know what I mean? But our

47:50

whole fucking society is fucked with all

47:52

the instant gratification, fucking dopamine, fucking bullshit

47:54

anyways. That's why we're not even recording this. We're just hanging out.

47:57

I don't want people to scroll. Next

48:00

one. Doesn't like your taste in

48:02

music. Oh, red flag. That's

48:05

a big one to me. You don't like that? No.

48:07

Like, I feel like that's the- You're a big music

48:09

guy. Yeah. And also, it's like you're going to be

48:12

spending a lot of time together, especially like, let's say

48:14

you're going on dates or whatever. You're going to be

48:16

driving. You know, I don't want to sit in silence.

48:18

Or I don't want one of us to sit. What?

48:21

Musical. Oh my god. Musical

48:23

theater. Like, if- Wait, what's wrong with that? If

48:25

you're ever in a car and someone exclusively plays-

48:27

I'll listen to a couple tunes. I'll go with

48:29

you on a couple of Hamiltons. But if we're

48:31

on a three hour road trip and I've listened to

48:33

the cassette twice, brother, we've got to change the station. Oh, you're

48:36

going to hate being on tour with me. I'm going to have

48:38

headphones. Yeah, you're going to have your

48:40

own headphones. I'll just want to have Avril

48:42

Lavigne and be like, I can't believe this came on, because you'll immediately

48:44

take him off. I feel like- I think

48:46

it's awesome when you have the same music taste.

48:48

It's like such a fucking sick thing to bond

48:51

over and like listen to songs and like, you

48:53

know what I mean? Like, analyze them and love

48:55

them together and anticipate drops and yada yada. But

48:57

like, if you anticipate drops, you know what

48:59

I mean? Oh, oh, I

49:01

thought you're sitting there like with your EDM. No, no, no,

49:03

no, no, no. Oh

49:06

my God, no. I would need so much Molly for

49:08

that. But if

49:11

you have a different taste, but you guys can kind of bond,

49:13

like show each other songs and it's like healthy and awesome. But

49:15

like, if I get in the car and you're just playing some

49:17

fucking ass the whole time, you don't want to listen to like,

49:19

I don't know. So you've done copious amounts of

49:21

drugs? Do I just give that?

49:24

Like, do I enter the room and I'm giving like- No, no, no. I

49:26

want to ask you questions. I've never done drugs, so I wanted to

49:28

go like drug by drug and see what it feels like. Okay.

49:30

I definitely, I had my Lindsay Lohan

49:33

era. Yeah, I'm not thinking you do it now. I'm not

49:35

thinking you sort it up so you're good up for the

49:37

podcast or anything. Yeah, no, I'm good now. But yes, I've

49:39

done my fair share of drugs in life. So I'm just

49:41

gonna be, what does cocaine feel like? Oh

49:44

my God, it's so great. I'm

49:47

kidding. Well, I mean, I wasn't

49:50

kidding for a while. Well, the point is, it is great.

49:52

I mean, I think that's the point. It's also the

49:55

flip side is terrible for you. It's worse than

49:57

it is good for you. Absolutely. Yeah,

50:00

it's just a bad drug and I don't think

50:02

people should do it more than once. Agree.

50:04

What's the feeling like? Well, I think a

50:06

lot of people use cocaine for when they're... Why are

50:08

you looking at me? Why did you look at me? For

50:12

when they're drinking and... I

50:15

don't want to feel less drunk. Yeah. You know what

50:17

I mean? Really? Because I feel like,

50:19

hypothetically, it makes me feel more drunk. I

50:22

don't know and keeps you awake and you want to talk

50:24

and you want to party and you want to... Molly? Molly's

50:27

fun. But Molly's why my brain

50:29

looks like Flush Teeth, okay? Like,

50:31

I definitely had a Molly era when I

50:33

was younger and lights and EDMs. What's the

50:35

difference? You take this one

50:37

pill and you're like, yeah! So

50:40

it's more of an excitement. Versus like

50:42

a lot doing cocaine. It's more like you

50:44

keep doing it, you know? Heroin? I've

50:47

never done heroin. Just checking. Never done

50:49

meth. Alyssa, what have we got? Oh, you're done.

50:51

We're done with the drug. Okay. Oh, oh, just

50:53

a bit more? I don't know anymore. That's so

50:55

awesome. Having someone

50:57

showing up unannounced. No, that's... what? I

51:00

would love to have a relationship with them. If you like them.

51:02

Yeah, that's sweet. Everything's dependent on how much you like them. Yeah,

51:04

I agree. I was thinking

51:06

about this the other day. Like, let's say this

51:08

is a really, really crazy example. But

51:11

let's say a guy was playing guitar at you. At

51:13

you. At you. Showing

51:15

you like a song they know. If you really like

51:17

them, you're going to be like, oh my God, you

51:19

learned that from me? I think about this

51:21

all the time. But if you don't like them, it's

51:24

the cringiest thing. Can I sing you a

51:26

song? I read for you. See what I mean? You're not going to do more

51:28

of that. Can I feed something? Sure. Your

51:31

name is Tariyummy. Your stomach's where

51:33

I'm going to come meet. See?

51:35

I love it. See

51:38

how sweet that is? It's really sweet. I got

51:40

butterflies for her. I'm going to get you a

51:42

rag. I won't treat you like trash. I

51:44

can't wait to put you in my bed and we

51:46

can kiss. Hot, huh? I fell

51:49

for him for you. Oh, God. Anybody else

51:51

peering up? That's a sweet one. See, but

51:53

it was... I'll stop. I'll stop.

51:55

I'll stop. I feel

51:58

like... You

52:02

of all people should know better. Then

52:05

what? Jeff? I

52:07

know I guess it's the same exact thing like where

52:09

it's like people are always shipping me with Jeff and

52:11

they're like, he's funny because then I'm like no. Yeah

52:13

we do have undeniable chemistry. You could be with Jeff. I'm

52:16

literally taken. I have to stop.

52:18

I'm kidding. No

52:22

I get what you mean when you don't want to

52:24

be shipped with someone or you know it wouldn't work.

52:26

No I'm not even saying that. It's just like. No

52:29

no see. No see. No. It's

52:31

so fun. I know

52:36

I'm having the best time ever. What

52:38

I'm saying is you understand that

52:41

like there's multiple things that

52:43

go behind it other than undeniable

52:45

chemistry. One hundred percent and I

52:47

also think that sometimes what happens

52:49

on camera is eight percent of

52:52

you know. The worst thing is we're way better off camera. Really?

52:55

Yeah. Oh boy. Definitely.

52:59

That's what it is. See I think Jeff and I are worse off camera. No

53:01

we're. I'm nice. I'm

53:03

way nicer than him off camera. Oh she was drunk the other day she just seen

53:05

her. What? No.

53:08

Not that story. I'm talking about just uniting.

53:10

You're mean to one. No. No.

53:13

Like on stage you're like he sucks right

53:15

guys? And then off stage you're

53:17

like he's the best. I can

53:19

finally call someone a true friend. I'm like

53:21

thank you. Um. Friend.

53:24

Okay. Buddy. Old

53:26

pal. Oh

53:28

dude that's I feel like it's elementary. Let's do another one.

53:31

It's gross but. I don't give a fuck. Eat

53:33

off my chest. Oh my god. Takes hours

53:35

to respond. Red flag. Yeah. Are

53:38

they busy and hard working and like awesome and there's a

53:40

reason or are they just like a fucking piece of shit.

53:43

I am. Man. That's

53:45

a good thing right. But it's also like hours

53:47

you can like if you're busy and hard working be like hey I'm

53:49

busy right now. Even that is like for

53:51

me good. One hundred percent. I'm just so good at replying that

53:53

I'm like you can just be like hey let

53:55

me call you in three hours. Yeah I think it yeah

53:58

it all falls when communication. I do love. when

54:00

I'm with someone or talking to someone where it's

54:02

not the constant communication, because then when we're together,

54:04

we can just talk. There are so many things.

54:06

When you're constant communication, it's like, yeah, would you,

54:08

oh, I do know what you did today, and

54:10

then that, yep, that happened. But a funny texture

54:12

does get me going. I do love that.

54:14

It's not necessary, but I think it's a cool addition.

54:17

Oh, cool. I agree. That's

54:20

crazy. That's just so crazy. Same, I

54:22

love funny. You got another one?

54:25

Being a mama's boy or daddy's girl? Oh

54:27

my God, when the mom wants to fuck their

54:29

son, that is a fucking shit. That shit gets

54:32

me going. It is one of my biggest fucking

54:34

pet peeves. I just, the other day, my

54:36

boyfriend, I said that. I was like, I'm so

54:38

glad your mom is one of the fucking ones.

54:40

You're just crazy. He's like, I know exactly what

54:42

you're talking about. And guys don't. They're always reporting.

54:44

What are you talking about? And it's like,

54:46

ah, oh my God. I dated this guy, and

54:48

he was just the best ever. And I kid you

54:51

not, I think one of the biggest catalysts of our

54:53

breakup was that his mom wanted him so

54:55

bad. And he was like, my

54:58

mommy. And I was like, yeah. OK, the mommy's like,

55:00

oh, that's weird. No, he had like candles and

55:02

shit all around his house. It was like your mom.

55:04

And his house. They didn't live together. Your mom is

55:06

the window to your soul and shit. Oh my God.

55:09

She hated me. How old was he?

55:11

He's 23, I think, now. I'm

55:14

25, over two-year difference. But it was

55:16

just, dude, it was so

55:18

nuts. And parents love me too, which I

55:20

know is surprising. Parents like me too. But

55:23

I really, I love, I think because I

55:25

never had parents to begin with, I really

55:27

take pride in making parents like me. I

55:29

think the psychology behind, oh, before I say that, my

55:31

mom said, is Tara OK? Because she got sick the

55:33

other day. Sure, let me tell you that.

55:36

It's so cute. OK, but she called you Tara, and

55:38

then said, no, no, no. Tara, black hair, Tara, Tara.

55:41

She figured it out. But I think the

55:43

psychology behind it is you do everything for the son.

55:46

And you're giving them everything. You teach them all

55:48

the lessons. You're teaching them how to become a

55:50

stand-up guy and a gentleman. And then

55:52

they use that on another woman. For whatever

55:54

reason, I think they look at that. I'd

55:56

be like, I taught him all those things, yet he's.

56:00

Understand yeah, like I understand the psych. I

56:02

don't think it's right to want to have sex with your son I

56:04

think that I just think there's a fine line, you

56:06

know It's like my boy and it's like, you know

56:08

where it gets weird like that. You say you type

56:10

left on your mom I would swipe left on

56:12

my mom. Yeah so fast. What does she look like? I'm

56:14

my mom Oh, like that's just the

56:16

generally it's not as she's ugly. It's just I'm

56:18

not attractive because I don't know which one

56:20

is which I thought you were saying you would know

56:22

I would you know, I think Jared has two

56:24

moms. So it's kind of 50-50 Yeah, this makes

56:27

me so happy that my mom's gay cuz I

56:29

know she doesn't want to fuck me Fun

56:34

having two moms you're probably the best ever to I

56:36

love them Like

56:39

my parents are the sweetest people and they

56:41

definitely pass that on I couldn't believe they

56:43

had Shut up

56:48

I mean if no Just

56:51

yeah, the money's right. Yeah No, well

56:53

you got me ever had a three. Oh,

56:55

no, I've been offered me either I've never

56:57

had a three so you've been offered too much work.

56:59

Wait, you've never had a reason. No only four thumbs

57:04

But no, I'm not the great have

57:06

you ever done have you read this about call no, but

57:09

yeah, I've done coke For

57:13

sure, I don't know I've just never it's never

57:15

presented Wow These ones are tricky to

57:17

you. It's like what you want to fuck a couple or you want

57:19

to be a couple and fuck words I

57:22

guess three people could randomly come together. I don't know.

57:24

I'm kind of jealous. I would get bored I'd just

57:26

be twiddling my thumbs like, you know, I feel like

57:28

it's kind of performative like while they're doing Yawning

57:33

tomato I would be doing

57:35

interpretive dance She

57:46

followed me on Instagram Literally,

57:51

oh my god, I shit myself like came I

57:53

throw up everything every bodily function I

57:58

lost my fucking Mind I

58:00

don't even know what to say and like side in the DMS You know

58:02

what I mean when Miley Cyrus followed me I split in the DMS and

58:04

like set a bunch of shit and then she like Never responded

58:07

so I got discouraged now. She doesn't follow

58:09

me anymore Oh, that's a long story.

58:11

I cannot I'm still on the fact that Kesha follows you I

58:13

don't know what I should know is you exist cuz I made

58:16

that to talk that I know About

58:18

being a Kesha girl in my daily beaver

58:20

world. Yeah, she's How

58:23

are you like I'm a Tana in the Tara world I'm like

58:26

the same thing similar Yeah, we're a

58:28

little different, but that's too similar. Yeah,

58:30

but I cannot believe oh my I'm

58:32

so jealous No, it's coming

58:35

for you amazing. I feel it. I'd enter like

58:37

ages ago make a tiktok about her I feel like

58:39

that's that literally that's what Yeah,

58:42

if I see her later posting a tiktok

58:44

they catch this song. Yeah. Yeah, I

58:46

made so many I mean I've done catch the songs, but yeah,

58:48

you need to find a good sound for us

58:50

later. Yeah I did so jealous. That's crazy

58:54

Cool you're so cool. You're so

58:56

cool. No. I was so gagged like you should

58:58

have hurt me in like this port I

59:00

would agree. You're that you're in an uber.

59:02

Yeah. Yeah, I really gave you one star. I owe

59:05

my god Yeah, I ruined everyone's day. It's like God

59:07

came back and you guys met him But yeah, I

59:09

don't get the first two that figures are talking about

59:11

like you know Jesus so so basically are not

59:13

kidding Did

59:16

she she ended up getting all her money

59:19

right back God I hope so cuz she

59:21

was in oh yes the doctor Luke she

59:23

was not in a conservatorship, but she was in like

59:25

a shitty

59:28

situation ownership shitty

59:31

Contract shitty music world shitty, but

59:33

she's back. Yes. She's back. She

59:35

made praying that song about it so good I was

59:37

listening down on the plane the other day. I'm an angry angry woman

59:41

And as your plane ever had a lot

59:43

of turbulence, and you pick your dying song I was

59:45

just picking my dying songs for a while. I like

59:47

turbulence. It makes me kind of horny, too I've always

59:49

been wait wait wait no I

59:54

was on tour last year, and I texted I said

59:56

is this turbo is making anyone else horny because the

59:58

same the feeling of turban turbulence is the same feeling

1:00:01

as a dick in your stomach. I promise you and you'll

1:00:03

never understand that, but it's, I swear. Wait, is that what

1:00:05

we get when we go on a roller coaster? You know, like the

1:00:07

drop? That's kind of what a dick in your stomach feels like. I'm

1:00:09

not even kidding. You know what I'm talking about? Turbulence, yeah, I swear

1:00:11

to God. Wait, that's so funny now. So

1:00:14

I have friends, Cara, that like I text when there's

1:00:16

turbulence. Like I'm gonna text you next time there's turbulence

1:00:18

and we can bond over it. Chris Olsen, I've kind of

1:00:20

had gay sex. It

1:00:23

really does. I have texts being like, turbulence

1:00:25

makes me horny. And then I said, hey, I

1:00:28

was already turned on then, but

1:00:32

this turbulence is turning me on even more. It's

1:00:35

a new meaning for cockpit, huh? You got in

1:00:37

there. You ate with that. That was a banger

1:00:40

joke. Were you going to Mile High Club? Not

1:00:42

on a commercial plane, but on a plane. Oh,

1:00:44

you're so rich. I'll

1:00:47

pay you for Danagon by the way. That's so

1:00:49

Mile High though. You can't keep speaking about

1:00:51

these things and not pay your employees. I'm paying your employees. Wait,

1:00:53

so you have joined the Mile High Club? Yeah, I made a

1:00:55

video too of it and I was gonna release it, so then

1:00:57

I decided I wasn't gonna be a sex tape girlie. How many

1:00:59

private planes you been on? I don't know. How

1:01:02

many years ago was Danagon? I don't know. To

1:01:06

be fair, I did not employ you. You were

1:01:08

employed. My name is on

1:01:10

the convention. There's no winning. Tana, stop right

1:01:12

now. Let me just backtrack really quickly. How

1:01:14

well did Dizzy do? I'm gonna fucking pay you.

1:01:17

I'm gonna fucking pay you right after. Are you actually? The people

1:01:19

just wanna know how much? I'm Apple Pay him. I swear to

1:01:21

God. How much? I don't know. If

1:01:23

you had to ballpark it. I

1:01:25

don't know. I really swear

1:01:27

to God, I don't know. There's interest accrued

1:01:29

after all these years. I put a lot

1:01:31

of money into Dizzy though. So it

1:01:34

wasn't as profitable as maybe some other things I would do, because

1:01:36

I put a lot of money. Could

1:01:39

you buy a stake in just me? Why? I

1:01:41

wanna buy 10% of Zach, give me a certain amount of money and then

1:01:43

whatever I make for the rest of my life, could

1:01:46

be a good investment. Yeah, but that gets tricky. People start

1:01:48

doing that shit in Hollywood. Really? Then

1:01:50

I own a part of you and you resent me.

1:01:53

No, I love it. You have another

1:01:55

one? Is that driving or road rage? That's

1:01:58

two different things though. It's both

1:02:00

hot. And that's very different I think.

1:02:04

No, but come on, a guy's like, man, fuck,

1:02:06

he's honking on the horn. Oh my god, no.

1:02:08

I'd be like, please don't yell at me. I was kidding. Uh,

1:02:12

red flag. I

1:02:15

mean, yeah, I don't think... Aggressiveness isn't

1:02:17

really attractive to me when it comes

1:02:19

to a female counterpart. So

1:02:21

if you are screaming that you want to rip the head off of,

1:02:23

someone else? What? I

1:02:26

also think I mean it in a really light sense.

1:02:28

They were really actually scaring me behind the wheel

1:02:30

or they were really actually like super fucking... obviously

1:02:32

that's awful. Yeah, that's what Alyssa does. Is that

1:02:34

true? Why is... no. It's a

1:02:36

little true. I don't scream like

1:02:38

crazy. Oh, she, um, needs

1:02:41

to get laid? Do you have anybody that would? I

1:02:43

feel as though this is an HR violation. No, no, she's HR.

1:02:45

Oh, we talk about this all the time. She is. That's

1:02:48

what my assistant Paige does. She's like, let

1:02:50

me call HR and she just calls herself. She looks

1:02:52

in the mirror very simply. I would love to set you up

1:02:54

with someone. I like playing Cupid. It's like my favorite thing.

1:02:57

And you're beautiful. I don't think it'd be hard.

1:02:59

She is. She's not good if

1:03:01

they want athletes. She's about four ten. But she's

1:03:03

great at... She... Well,

1:03:06

I don't know if I just say this. She did say once drunk.

1:03:08

She's like, I want a guy because I'm going to rock his world.

1:03:10

So I think that's the next thing. Really? I

1:03:12

remember saying that. Of course. You were

1:03:14

drunk. You were drunk. This

1:03:17

is a Barney's Beanery. I can never go there again. Why? I

1:03:19

don't know. I was there

1:03:22

last night. It's so fun.

1:03:24

I've loved Barney's like forever. But now it's like everyone... I

1:03:26

just felt like it was this cool spot that like... You

1:03:28

gotta go on days. Not everyone goes like last night. That's

1:03:31

when it's funny. Yeah. That was my

1:03:33

favorite spot to black out before. When wind too up there and you miss

1:03:35

it? Are you sober indefinitely? I

1:03:37

don't know. Yeah. I mean, I don't

1:03:39

know when it's going to end and I kind of want to push myself to

1:03:41

see how long it's going to go for. Good. How

1:03:43

much money to stop vaping? It's not money. I

1:03:45

want to stop for my health. I fear that my

1:03:47

popcorn lung, I am taking that too far. Well, we want

1:03:50

to do this again. We want to have you on again.

1:03:52

But if you like, you know, dive from popcorn lung, we

1:03:54

can't do that. So we just don't hit it while we

1:03:56

talk about it. Don't

1:03:58

have that as a reminder of like... Got a hit

1:04:01

brother. It's just fucking pathetic dude I can't

1:04:03

go like minutes without it and I always

1:04:05

have this in my hand. Have I what zen's it up? I

1:04:08

can't do that. That's just it. Well, it's

1:04:10

your redneck. Yeah, like imagine I just I feel

1:04:12

like that is one trip and fall away from

1:04:14

like I'm spitting into a cup and Don't

1:04:17

cool. Yeah, and it's just I went to

1:04:19

school in South Georgia. All the high school girls would just did

1:04:21

they pack a lip Really? I think I'm already

1:04:23

so pack a lip coated that that would just

1:04:26

like it's trying to over the edge It's

1:04:28

just too far and I'm not much of a spitter No,

1:04:34

wait, what do you mean by that content in

1:04:36

what context totally only the

1:04:38

dip one, okay Okay.

1:04:40

Sorry, but it's just I shouldn't have and I knew

1:04:42

I should now but I immediately knew it was just unnecessary I'd

1:04:45

be really careful what you say on this podcast. Yeah, it's

1:04:47

a very wholesome place Like I don't know. We just trying

1:04:49

to talk about you really warned me Like I'd like

1:04:52

you were gonna be so scary and everything's gonna

1:04:54

be so scary and I'd want to cut everything

1:04:56

But I'm having a great time. Thank goodness. Good

1:04:58

lovely to hear of course. This is great. I

1:05:00

think you've been lovely I think from

1:05:02

when I don't know I haven't

1:05:04

kept up with the lower I completely apologize, but

1:05:07

I think from seeing you my room was right

1:05:09

next to yours at Santa con Was it

1:05:11

actually yeah you and whoever some

1:05:14

other girl? I don't know her name She

1:05:16

probably give you the weeping through the walls. Oh Very

1:05:20

serious. Was your reaction extra? Yeah. Yeah, right Well,

1:05:24

I was actually staying on the floor of someone else's room that

1:05:26

was working there Private

1:05:28

just right but I'm gonna pay you

1:05:30

off and I'll take you on any jet

1:05:32

you want take that deal But

1:05:42

I'm also about to gamble it up a couple days

1:05:44

before I have a fucking gambling problem. Oh my gosh

1:05:46

When did you start only? In

1:05:51

2019 you were early 20. Yeah, I was freak out. I

1:05:53

saw yeah, it was really crazy. It was so crazy I

1:06:00

assume you don't talk about the money. I have a

1:06:02

lot. Oh, how much do you make a month? Well,

1:06:04

I told you I kind of been putting it on the back

1:06:06

burner as of late, but I'm about to re-flood it

1:06:09

out again. A good month would be a million dollars.

1:06:12

Holy shit. I'm in the wrong way

1:06:14

of business. But

1:06:16

only this is the fucking worst sentence to

1:06:18

ever come out of my mouth. 1 million

1:06:20

divided by 30. OK. So

1:06:24

30. So you would give me $99,000

1:06:26

just based on, for

1:06:29

three days of work. It's

1:06:32

three days of work. And then I just did

1:06:34

the math. Or we can do your little percentage thing. You can

1:06:36

come on the OnlyFans. We can like. Just

1:06:38

talk. People would hate me if you just

1:06:40

were. I did that with Jeff once. Yeah,

1:06:43

they were pissed. What the hell is this?

1:06:45

Give me tips. But yeah,

1:06:47

it's kind of been, I've been kind of not

1:06:49

doing it that much. You and your boyfriend

1:06:51

are really cute. Thank you. Thank you. Not you.

1:06:53

Oh. Yeah, I love him.

1:06:55

You guys have been together for a while. I mean, think about

1:06:57

it. Last time. Not often I saw you,

1:06:59

but last time we collabed. It's not because we really

1:07:01

haven't. But like for me, it's. No,

1:07:03

I mean, it's been like at least three months.

1:07:06

Which is huge for me, right? Why? I was

1:07:08

expecting years. I was expecting three. Well, no, it's

1:07:10

been way more than three months. But like I know in

1:07:12

February you guys are fully like committed. Yeah.

1:07:14

He just went on tour with me too and like

1:07:16

took off from his life to go. And it was like so fucking sweet.

1:07:19

And I feel like that's like a some make or break shit. I

1:07:21

agree. We met in Hawaii.

1:07:23

He's from Hawaii. He's a magical. He's

1:07:25

from Maui. He knows Stiz. Personally,

1:07:28

Ohana means family to. But

1:07:31

he him and I have a gay

1:07:33

best friend named Makoa. And

1:07:35

outside of June. Oh, they're the

1:07:37

gay best friend year round. You have them outside

1:07:40

of June. Yeah, I love gay friends in June.

1:07:42

I collect them like infinity stones. I love the gay.

1:07:44

I think I just oh my God so much. OK.

1:07:47

Yeah, my gay best friend named Makoa introduced me to my

1:07:50

boyfriend, Makoa. They're both named Makoa. Yeah,

1:07:52

Makoa time. Do you ever get confused? No, but sometimes I

1:07:54

get mad when I have to say it in bed. And

1:07:56

I think my gay best friend. Obviously, yeah. But

1:07:59

I broke my. within the first like hour of

1:08:01

meeting him. Gay Makoa actually broke my toe, and then straight

1:08:03

Makoa, I just met him. Was that a hate crime, like

1:08:05

a straight crime? A hate, a straight crime, we don't say

1:08:08

that enough. Yeah, I know, it happens. No,

1:08:10

he just like slammed a little chair through my

1:08:12

tosy, and it was like really, it was really

1:08:14

gorgeous. I was spewing blood, it was like awesome.

1:08:18

So you guys met there, and then when did you, so

1:08:20

you got, when was the initial attraction? You wanna

1:08:22

wash your clothes on his abs, like what's going

1:08:24

on? Fair, I mean, yeah, I definitely wanted to

1:08:26

do that. I thought he was cute, but

1:08:29

he was just friends with my friends, we were all hanging out,

1:08:31

and then after Gay Makoa broke my toe, straight Makoa

1:08:33

was like icing it in. I was like, I don't

1:08:35

know, I'm afraid of them, I was like, straight Makoa.

1:08:37

There's no other way. The heaven bound. And

1:08:39

he carried me around for a couple days, I couldn't walk, like

1:08:41

it was just very sweet, and I was like, oh, this guy's

1:08:43

really sweet. And then, you know, obviously I

1:08:45

was like, I wanna hit. And then, obviously,

1:08:47

like I sweet to you, and you're like,

1:08:49

will you have a walk? Yeah, and it was just,

1:08:52

I don't, yeah. So physical,

1:08:55

the physical bedroom action happened

1:08:57

semi? Soon, yeah. And I kinda

1:08:59

thought it was just gonna be like, oh, fun, we're in line. Oh,

1:09:01

that's what I'm asking. I'm kinda wondering how, he's

1:09:03

hitting it, and then he's hitting

1:09:06

your heart. Add a little more romance into

1:09:08

it, you know? Like, he's clapping your cheeks.

1:09:11

We are making love. We're making love. And

1:09:14

then, you guys eventually found

1:09:16

love. How did that transition

1:09:18

happen? I think it was kind of immediate. Like,

1:09:20

I just really, I love his personality, and

1:09:22

he's genuinely one of the best people

1:09:24

I think I've ever met. And so I was just like,

1:09:26

wow, I like you. Like, it wasn't like a, oh, I

1:09:28

just wanna hook up. I deleted a hinge

1:09:30

off of his phone in the first 24 hours, I

1:09:33

was like, you're done. And how long have you guys

1:09:35

been together? Like four months, officially. If he was here,

1:09:37

and I was asking the same thing, like, what attracts

1:09:39

you so much to Tana? What do you think he

1:09:41

would say? I don't, I mean, he tells me

1:09:43

all the time, like, really nice things. Nice.

1:09:46

That's just kinda like asking me to gas myself up. Yeah, that's

1:09:48

totally fine. I'm doing it in a way where you can catch

1:09:50

yourself up, but it feels like someone else is saying it. Yeah,

1:09:53

but still, I feel like I'm saying it, so

1:09:55

it's different for me. But I

1:09:57

don't know, I think I'm really honest with him. I think I take

1:09:59

really good care. care of him. I'm like, you

1:10:01

know, I think we never fight like we

1:10:03

communicate really well. I think that I

1:10:06

went through a lot of toxic relationships and in that

1:10:08

learned what I want and don't want in myself

1:10:11

and in someone else, obviously. So

1:10:13

I really take pride in like honesty and

1:10:16

communication and like security and

1:10:18

all that type of shit. Is he in social media

1:10:20

as well? No. Oh, that's. Yeah,

1:10:23

it's awesome. Um, sorry, I don't

1:10:25

want to berate you and your early on.

1:10:27

So can I speak your wedding? Yeah. Hell

1:10:29

yeah. I give a great speech in a

1:10:31

while. Actually, you came to

1:10:34

her wedding. Are you

1:10:36

serious? Wait, what? I don't know what we're

1:10:38

talking about. I speak at your wedding. I

1:10:42

understood what happened. She's already been married. I thought

1:10:44

you were sick because you were at Tana Con's

1:10:46

who fucking knows really? You just keep

1:10:48

applying for this position. Oh, I was.

1:10:50

Did you were you there? Oh,

1:10:56

sounds like you're mad when you say everyone was there. I wasn't

1:10:59

better that you weren't. When were you married?

1:11:01

No, I just wasn't. Let's just. Oh my

1:11:03

God. Now I dug a hole that I didn't

1:11:05

need to dig. You should wait. You don't know who she would I

1:11:07

do. Brother, you got to understand. Are

1:11:09

you serious? I pet my dog and

1:11:12

I go play basketball. That's so fucking awesome. And you

1:11:14

should keep petting your dog and playing basketball. Yeah. I

1:11:16

also love basketball. I would love to play a game

1:11:18

of pick with you at some point. Let's pick out

1:11:21

your boyfriend. Come. I feel like we get along. Yeah. Uh,

1:11:23

guys, we were about to go over to the Patreon. We

1:11:25

have over like an hour. Yeah. But we have her, we

1:11:27

have her for 15 more minutes. I'm going to ask you

1:11:30

about relationship stuff. I don't know. We're going to talk about

1:11:32

how much you're going to pay me. We're going to about

1:11:34

who Tara's dating, where she actually woke up single. Well, you're

1:11:36

kind of single. I'm single because of somebody recently. This is

1:11:38

a big deal. We'll talk about on the after school special.

1:11:41

Thank you for the Patreon. Come to the live shows. We'll

1:11:43

leave you a description. They're coming out in May. Grab

1:11:45

the new merch. If you don't again, we'll fight somebody

1:11:49

in your family probably a week inseminating somebody.

1:11:51

Jared, don't be horny right now, brother. I

1:11:53

want to have a good time fighting them

1:11:55

with his extremities. Oh, there you go. If

1:11:57

you go, uh, if you go to cancel.

1:12:00

What are you guys at? What?

1:12:03

canceledpodcast.com. Where do we? Plug

1:12:05

yourself, yeah. We're on tour. There

1:12:07

might be some tickets left from this leg, but

1:12:09

if not, come see us in the fall. We're also

1:12:11

going to put horror tour, horror tour, her tour

1:12:13

tickets in our description. I'm already in flip right there.

1:12:16

I meant it. You meant it with your whole

1:12:18

chat. If she's not sold out, we'll put her tour

1:12:20

stuff in our description, so go buy tickets. Watch canceled.

1:12:22

And watch canceled. I might be on there one

1:12:24

day. You will be. And thank you guys

1:12:26

for having me. I really love Dropout. Thank you for

1:12:28

coming on. The people love me too. You have a

1:12:30

great audience. This is lovely. Yeah, I think you had a

1:12:32

great time. Over to the Patreon. Bye guys. Oh,

1:12:35

and God, subscribe. Keep forgetting.

1:12:38

We're almost to a million. So apparently I got to say that.

1:12:40

Comment down below. I forgot what I

1:12:42

was going to say. Comment down below who you

1:12:44

think is prettier, me or Jared. All right. Bye.

1:12:48

And now. That's a great name. It's

1:12:50

just like easy. What's the acronym? Ah, that's a

1:12:52

great name. It's just like easy. What's the acronym?

1:12:54

Ah, that's a great name. That's like easy. What's

1:12:57

the acronym? Ah,

1:12:59

Antities, Sex and the City.