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is where it years performed. Have the

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pets time as the birds, their drive

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he felt fumes. She felt internal coal. In.

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Been burned and kind of area without a

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guitar. Lot less that. The

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big loud yeah yeah yeah little your

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8:37

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talk either for one second to seven

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million? Yeah, I guess I wasn't happy

8:43

whole time. I was

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like don't leave. Maybe that's the one thing that makes your

8:48

brain turn off. Limits What an assassin? Yeah they're

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still you know actually fun fact about me.

8:52

Anything live next Emotional like for signed to

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a basketball game I said a crying like

8:56

anyone live like anything like musicals, plays basketball

8:59

games, baseball game. Why though I don't know

9:01

anything live makes me cry. Unethical phenomenon and

9:03

or it's called the it's a thing where

9:05

it like sometimes things that are live to

9:08

make me cry. This is so beautiful that

9:10

like everyone says watching something I don't know.

9:12

You enjoyed the human experience on fundamental level.

9:14

maybe? At one time I wouldn't say about human. Experience.

9:17

We. Had accomplices in here are

9:19

afraid of users. Hours punished. As

9:23

Arizona. Okay, you wanna risa

9:25

your essay for us as we move out. but I

9:27

actually. Went I wrote an essay on the psychology of Didn't Nine

9:29

and. I. Do the same were sometimes

9:31

when I go on dates I talk about it.

9:33

I still got an A on it's. I.

9:36

Think every guy of our taxes probably heard me

9:38

recite that essay. and if I haven't than we're

9:40

not close. Yes, well what's the of was

9:42

if I ever heard it. So what's the

9:44

psychology of Disneyland? Or that you've been as they

9:46

have. Loved. The i

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haven't I google docs. A long as it's it's

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pages I want render a. Now but maybe one

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time of the Vatican episode. Two. At that would actually

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be maybe like an afterschool special and can dive

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10:01

I we her if he's really hot. he

10:03

says you look up to your teachers afterwards

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know but he gave me an A on

10:08

it. or maybe Emmys fifty John. I'm

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like oh my god I'm actually smart like

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a x. It is that a good job

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on something De Souza thought of. Robbie: plan

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to throw and I suggest as a barrier

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to ban people got off the i did

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once or girl did break up with me

10:28

started on a pike as a for and.

10:31

Instead. Of like taking the breakup. Well

10:33

I drove five hours to her house rejecting

10:36

the new know, asked if I could. Experience

10:39

a few more moments with her and. I.

10:41

Don't think she wanted me back broken try to like. well

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my pm is going to church in the morning could say

10:45

of the night upstairs and go with us in the mornings

10:47

at it. As a cocaine and will take

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that and then during the night I didn't sleep

10:52

and wrote sixteen pages back in front. Of

10:54

why we still be together. And Like Friends

10:56

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10:58

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11:01

know it mailed as. Out some hundred and

11:03

sixteen page letter on why this: did you cheat on

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her Something. Is. But that. Yeah.

11:08

I'm still have like a fork oh and

11:10

then i me so i was his brain

11:12

of have had you know I'm also sorry

11:14

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11:18

is probably tripping balls. Sorry dad oh about my

11:20

lot of at home of you say I say

11:23

sorry about the worse heartbreak you've only really why

11:25

am I heard about this I'm I just I

11:27

want to keep things close to the chess I

11:29

have a long as the kids a now lower

11:31

about me that's really funny hear about so if

11:33

you have any questions honestly I'm open book. I'm

11:37

really here. Do you still have it? Or did

11:39

you give it to her Now she still has

11:42

a C? They go hazards. Can. You ask her for

11:44

it so he could read at the same day we do my Disney ones.

11:46

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11:48

that when I sit other day probably three years

11:50

ago I was gonna say when I see the

11:52

other day a could have been a disaster is

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someone around sixteen paid back and forth as say

11:56

about me and I don't know. That

11:59

is faster than the Muslim. The thing for. Her. I

12:01

yeah I want to know less

12:03

about seventy degrees ever like happened.

12:05

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12:07

eighteen I think immunizing. Maybe.

12:09

Twenty. Run. Their I didn't

12:11

understand and no signs has earned him.

12:14

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12:16

rosy really working out. And

12:18

I didn't want to break up with her so. We.

12:21

Just kind of let the messages between to their

12:23

get longer longer distance. The communication was awful. And.

12:26

Ah A I think is a good reason

12:28

she said farewell to this give young fellow.

12:30

When. I probably should broken up there sooner.

12:33

And then I think once the branch

12:35

snaps. I. Was like well now so

12:37

never be a part of my family tree and scare me

12:39

a bit so I think are you draw five hours a

12:41

day I think since it yeah yeah I think i last

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part of it was memories. Lot of it

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was. Future. Ah,

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now I was like i don't'

15:39

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15:41

I'd be without you. I don't

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she still a good person malaga great friend

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that like close to me was using a

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when a friend the like was your first

15:59

love my six. I was my own

16:01

first love horse know just based on narcissism

16:03

but then she was deathly close to okay

16:05

the oh yeah yeah. I would say that

16:07

that's pretty normal the she pop up in

16:09

your mind sometimes. Like. I

16:11

someone memorize literally think I saw they got my high

16:13

school boyfriend. everyday was his name? Was

16:17

before your favorite memory with him. Like what memories kind

16:19

of frequent And that doesn't mean you're savages like all

16:21

the jan nice time in my life. I my seat

16:23

sixteen. We saw it and sounds like the first. Our

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such as someone all me.

16:28

I'm Charles Anderson or send him this

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club. I I put oh so in

16:32

the signed I just put out. To.

16:35

Of the lyrics so it's about two different

16:37

girls way by applying was you mix of

16:39

ones I'm a two different girls were said

16:41

The song I wrote the song about the

16:43

mixes up we don't like many know I

16:45

wrote the song about the two times that

16:48

I had been in love. like at the

16:50

point when I had written that zoc. So

16:52

it's like the first ones at sixteen the

16:54

second one that nineteen a black that by

16:56

sixteen yes sixteen First love. And

16:59

so like. My favorite memory from that I

17:01

put in the songs where it's like act

17:03

as we can play for hours but you

17:05

promised me forever. Like

17:07

I remember how your eyes looked under

17:10

all this colored lights that we taste

17:12

for my ceiling. Get rid of a

17:14

I I didn't do it with a

17:16

I I wrote that sad know I've

17:18

heard it. I. Like it

17:20

and give. He gave you your flowers. It's

17:22

it's so weird to think about. like. And.

17:25

Getting emotional the like people in your life that

17:27

like this aren't there any more like iti I

17:29

told you this as told everyone as Alex hijacked

17:31

by my bed is a tricky that one of

17:33

my life at the top ten sets like Magical

17:35

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17:37

happy birthday area. Or. Or decision

17:39

thousand. Imagine that's

17:41

the reason i were made me sit over

17:44

it off as him less that sidibe the

17:46

stop. And I would literally like to be. There's no way

17:48

he'd agreed You and ask. Them to like some kind

17:50

of i think it just doesn't respond. So

17:52

my high school girlfriend I I liked her

17:54

for so long, even since middle school. I.

17:57

Always had an affinity for for whatever

17:59

reason. I feel like if we're in a

18:01

room. Very.

18:04

Strong magnets are pulling us together and note

18:06

of that, neither of us really knew why

18:08

we get closer and closer we'd always you

18:10

know and up and and as a conversation

18:12

in the world a kind of drowned around

18:14

us as on a Friday night with the

18:16

and I was pursuing her as pursuing her

18:18

and she had a very ah. From.

18:20

Altruist relationship before that really put

18:22

some damage that vocab you gotta

18:25

know I see as you had

18:27

a bad relationship before. We

18:29

started dating i go a year before she's

18:32

very scared to jump into something else. expresso

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18:36

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especially like is especially is that nationally

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18:56

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common word com and a word with

19:01

an altruist animals us as pretty common.

19:03

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19:06

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19:09

you define it? Seem never would have thought.

19:11

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19:13

knees authorities Yes, I'll let you like a

19:15

sweet sweet though. I told you that like

19:17

a sweet though. You know. What's

19:20

yours is easy to kill super

19:22

the third, both. Okay

19:25

but anyway so I was pursuing her for

19:27

a long time. I'm I remember sitting outside

19:29

of a car after tennis trip and and

19:31

I target was a said i think we

19:33

need to be together like there's the math

19:35

is all there. And as his can't let

19:37

me down slowly and slick, this isn't right

19:40

for me. I'm just and I remember single

19:42

tear dropping onto her leg. I. Still

19:44

remember to this day and you know time went on

19:46

time went on. And. I

19:48

could see her mood slightly changing towards me,

19:50

but I never thought we'd be something. And

19:52

then one random day I'm sitting at my

19:55

house and she text me and she's a

19:57

good your car. Of. Okay,

20:00

So. I go inside my car and there's

20:02

this old school Gps. And. There's

20:04

a pre written destination in it and it

20:06

just follow me I hear ya I'm in

20:08

a real out of fucking fraud Teriyaki swear

20:10

I've ever heard in the summer it's remaining

20:12

has happened is probably I get in the

20:15

car and I you know I take it

20:17

and as I'm taking the turns I can

20:19

can see where it's going. It's heading to

20:21

my fear Russia. So. I pull up

20:23

to my favorite restaurant where I've done all

20:25

my memories My birthdays I go there was

20:27

like any accomplishments and I point I get

20:29

other car and she comes out and like

20:31

address and just one rose and she's like

20:34

i'm sorry took so long but. Will.

20:36

You be my boyfriend know where are

20:38

you joking I swear and then he

20:40

only go in. Date: for

20:42

your and a half and we ended up the that.

20:44

When. I went back to try to get her. We went back

20:47

to same restaurant and have a d official break up there. So.

20:49

Nice full circle moments. Where are you

20:51

really all your memphis? did I? That's

20:53

not real All my to fly in

20:56

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20:58

don't know. Frying.

21:01

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21:03

that's something that you only like hear about

21:05

and movie know it's not a laugh. So

21:07

hard to build a little not believe me I think

21:09

I i I remember when I asked the most romantic

21:11

thing that's happened. yeah. I. Was

21:13

gonna say mine but. I bet you

21:15

can follow that. I'm hot didn't know you told

21:18

me the the guy offered to get the rag.

21:21

Elect someone as easy as it for.

21:23

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21:26

yours and I can better than. Ogre.

21:29

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21:31

think about it I think last few things that I

21:33

can the out that unlimited they've never done. It is

21:35

not even like romantic it's it's a nice gesture. If.

21:38

There. Was also this other girl who I really really

21:40

likes but she didn't like me back. This.

21:42

Went in and and I'm working out, but for whatever

21:44

reason she had. A good. Affinity.

21:47

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know how always has a snapple. Facts: Yeah

21:52

her favorite places the beach so. My.

21:54

Big plan was I was going to take her

21:56

to the beach and sit down and watch the

21:58

sunset known hinder Snapple and then. The gonna take

22:00

it off and to be a custom thing of will you

22:02

be my girlfriend under it. But

22:04

that didn't work out. The

22:06

thing with you as a you are so romantic. I

22:09

see I love it. Yeah, I'm not a romantic person

22:11

at all. would you like it being dundee to eye

22:13

on things. That

22:15

I don't know about you but I did.

22:17

If I'm just been over think I'm fine.

22:19

A Synthesis. I like you didn't see?

22:21

I don't know. If. I really

22:24

like someone. yeah I would like something

22:26

romantic. And when I. Was.

22:29

Wyatt where you so like unsure about the

22:31

best like I think I'm. The

22:34

says because this is live Why

22:36

slump ticket to joke now we're

22:38

not doing it was okay. I

22:40

can't believe the romance a that's have experienced

22:42

years. After you've got some. You.

22:44

Have to have some fun! There's a couple things

22:47

I mean like Max has done the hides his romantic in

22:49

my opinion. like am I think it was exile or first

22:51

Valentine's day? He made. Me: add custom

22:53

record like love. My favorite songs.

22:56

It's. A couple younger filling plays and like on the cover

22:58

is like a silhouette of us. like kissing. It's cute.

23:00

But it's like a good thing with it. Just share

23:03

it with those really romantic guest and gotten and I

23:05

really cherish it. But I can't think of like it.

23:07

just sure I can think of a gesture but. At

23:10

the you know and say it yeah. I. Can say

23:12

that kind of really quickly. Compared

23:14

to that. And listen

23:16

to person is is a field. And

23:18

not everyone's romantic and that's okay. I have this

23:20

one. friends, this one friend I, this one pair

23:22

friends or names are not Sunshine and I just

23:24

went to the wedding and they are just the

23:27

most romantic couple. They've been together for eight years

23:29

now and it's like makes me believe in laws

23:31

and they're just league. I don't

23:33

know. There's a certain people I think that are just romantic

23:35

and I. Just don't The or maybe I am

23:37

I am. My favorite thing is on Tic toc

23:39

when they go up to an older couple as

23:41

a housemate. Ah, As a result,

23:43

you know, I never thought you'd

23:45

an angel Iker. Stop and I'm just still.

23:47

So I'm last days I was hammering this

23:50

blue collar railroad and you know she came

23:52

up to me with a pitcher, lemonade and.

23:55

When. Why was that a fuck? Was that we

23:58

just really being on the door of. They

24:00

can do. What? Was that sounded

24:02

like a bulldozer trying to comfort.

24:07

From Who? serious? Way when

24:09

happens. A noise complaint from

24:11

the fan? Oh no. Oh

24:14

oh oh. Now speaking a romance

24:16

but authorities who can go somewhere

24:18

else? No

24:23

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24:26

right now Know so I don't know You. Are

24:31

says he cast. Nowadays

24:35

of her. Birthday

24:37

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24:45

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24:49

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25:03

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25:34

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25:37

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25:40

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25:42

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25:45

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25:47

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25:50

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29:16

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29:18

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29:38

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29:42

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29:44

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29:46

to number one I was really sorry what when

29:48

he first work then he started gyrating on our

29:51

pi no other off camera was really hope and

29:53

the at an undershirt on to look like a

29:55

cop up your throat how right what you want

29:57

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30:00

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30:02

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30:05

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30:07

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30:13

as they walked over to me I

30:15

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30:17

worry like it we why was sort

30:19

of actively thought out when whole larry

30:22

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30:24

surprises the amount. To

30:26

double as another one of a surprise that

30:28

it is. Yeah, we are. We as a

30:30

lot more know that there are certain. I'll

30:32

say this, there's more. It's very nice, easy.

30:35

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30:37

combat the younger ones who we how do we

30:39

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30:41

they are Tommy a number and eight and I

30:44

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30:46

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30:48

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30:53

him advance and then later on in

30:55

magic like three. But the final. The

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31:02

like years later and. Add ten

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31:06

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31:08

her. Little has been and he's like I was a

31:10

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31:15

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31:17

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31:19

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31:22

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31:24

me. Honestly, Thought I was going to

31:26

be a bit more than twenty seconds.

31:28

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31:30

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31:33

be left. Where's the thing I thought

31:35

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31:38

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31:40

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31:42

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31:45

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31:48

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31:52

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31:55

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31:57

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32:01

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32:21

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32:23

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32:25

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32:27

ironically was as because he called me about the

32:29

and how he was basilica whole thing like he

32:31

was gonna come in. Like. Do an

32:34

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there. a way wasn't and a words

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two males. Are not most of them but I know a

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only fans as a guy it's mostly

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guys. Just. Driving. As

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have sex drive? Don't think I think

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it, you know young? Boy. Or

34:28

girl talk, sometimes their horn.just as much

34:30

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34:32

speak about what happened so recently. If.

34:35

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34:37

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34:39

mood. And that is me bringing up we

34:42

need to fix are making issue. With.

34:44

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34:46

want. talk about six of. Oh

34:48

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34:51

so we finally go away

34:53

to sit back down and

34:55

says okay. So. We finally

34:57

go to the banks of Fix It

34:59

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35:01

me and the. And. So we're

35:03

sitting there. Very nice guys name

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Stevens and I use. Do.

35:07

An old all the basic information that interest

35:09

them that that that attitude right? There's the

35:12

entire time at the bank he started Spice.

35:14

he's like you've I don't want to say

35:16

this. I don't know why. race or ethnicity.

35:18

Stephen was by Zach the on want to

35:20

say this but there's a little racist or

35:22

watch out for your know you're breed. You

35:24

start off like that because that's a lot

35:26

of i've got for you to scoop a

35:28

guy with a sudden and how is it

35:30

a manic and I was really respectful towards

35:32

him and like gears will stand offish and

35:34

your to i don't know I was since

35:36

your flair up. I always get a racial

35:38

flare up on how to bring it up. To

35:41

this time we were very polite and they finally

35:43

there's nothing in guys and say that but nope.

35:45

Zach one hundred percent said that I can manager

35:47

was no Me: yeah and men as far as

35:49

like the. At. Some point, like

35:51

two minutes later, that goes. Oh

35:53

no he asked what bags act was

35:55

with. Zach is with Usa X Rays

35:57

I go, did you serve family? whatever

35:59

and. That goes nine an hour. My family

36:01

serving goes. Quick question: whose side were you

36:04

on? and World War Two? How

36:07

I were a was funny though. He goes. I.

36:09

Don't I don't know if I can answer that. Zach

36:11

I both go at the same time. We're like brothers

36:13

is only one. Right

36:16

answer to that question. How now as I

36:19

sat down and are now you want to

36:21

pick Axis which he didn't pick on that

36:23

is the Hitler Camp. The. As

36:25

Hitler. As. Little ruined Stalin

36:27

and all them but he to the

36:29

allies as at those the people that

36:31

wanted to free the jews. That is

36:33

so funny to see you asset classes so

36:35

many. People. Wait

36:37

a bit. You. Could give you time when yeah you

36:39

don't need are. You. Do that at the bank. Like.

36:42

That close yet he added I without the bank said

36:44

like when will our lives as how are they just.

36:46

Like literally, you just talk to the

36:48

waiters. A. Lot

36:50

of guys going to control my funds

36:52

my way when you ask him if

36:55

he's or. Flaming. Racist.

36:57

I'm going to bring it up the other

36:59

s and I. Also I also think his

37:01

manager was like on the other side of

37:03

the waltzer use like trying to be super

37:05

lane and it's like the guy like I

37:08

was, well not your thing. Wow. Okay,

37:10

You can't say you didn't slam

37:12

nonverbally. Written Li okay, less so

37:14

at what point are we? We also

37:17

have a financial advisor for our accounts

37:19

and by I did these right down

37:21

as emails. I grabbed a piece paper

37:23

wrote of on the back of the

37:25

piece of paper's ah Zach at one

37:27

point takes the pan, takes the piece

37:29

of paper and rights, put the money

37:31

in the bag or the piece of

37:34

paper and slides it over to authorities

37:36

have a telephoto. I thought it was.

37:38

however as so I freak out. I

37:40

searched for heavily for the piece of

37:42

paper and. I'm scratching their house

37:44

and the zebra goes. What was that

37:46

I had? Don't worry about it. Mm.

37:50

Zach. Wait, A minute or two.

37:53

Makes the Pentagon ghosts that was a

37:55

threat and. Know

37:58

I sat in my. I like, I want

38:01

to like a battery out of you. Are

38:04

joking? Your. Added banking like the money

38:06

in a bag. Yeah, okay, so it's

38:08

a common thing for bank robbers. do I know?

38:11

It was so funny because. Like knowing that

38:13

you've you have like I can it

38:15

picture that in my mind of marriage

38:17

is freaking out in you Dislike the real.

38:19

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38:22

Jp Morgan was when the how many a

38:24

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38:26

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38:28

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38:30

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38:32

things is serious on top of the word

38:35

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38:37

on top of him writing that stuff down

38:39

he then verbal he goes if we were

38:41

to rob a bank how easy would have

38:43

been he told me to go you go

38:46

to the front and they don't have the

38:48

don't ask me questions Yeah he. Says you

38:50

just get on with piece of paper and of the

38:52

money the baggies like. we don't have that much money

38:54

here. It's all digital by you like that? Yeah, they'll

38:56

give you whatever we have. So many.

38:59

Dropouts. Big grubbing.com or how

39:01

do we out your money.

39:03

Like strippers more than what we gotta

39:05

rob banks to hire more strippers. And is

39:08

true this is an expensive episode of Excess

39:10

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39:12

right now for your wallet. Does he know

39:14

the you got it Now that other avenues

39:17

saxon math Ah. I was at

39:19

her ex boyfriends house and I left my

39:21

wallet. I think I think deep down deceiving

39:23

know you went over there. No. Oh

39:25

tar have found wouldn't do it when the how

39:28

was your you know seen as like these is

39:30

directly thing but I just. Let. Us know

39:32

in his sleep out so that's something I

39:34

hadn't The thank you I think deep down

39:36

I knew that that's the shit that would

39:38

happen if we went to the bank and

39:40

I think subconsciously I was trying to avoid

39:43

that. I just kinda gets make that he

39:45

did have a good time. In all fairness

39:47

like he knew that we do this podcast

39:49

the as sir like is you know it's

39:51

a comedy podcast other new yeah yeah I

39:54

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39:56

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39:58

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money like this episode is insane.

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40:24

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40:31

own a nose up i don't wanna not

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40:40

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40:42

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40:46

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be an anecdotal argument or one hundred percent

40:58

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41:01

smart. So theres one hundred thousand people are

41:03

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41:05

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41:07

one of my you're not that what he

41:09

breathe better than. Most people do. I mean you

41:11

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41:13

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41:15

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41:17

satellites at one point. He was I

41:20

come here is my best friend and I'm like

41:22

over here and you and i was like oh

41:24

i thought years of my cost seventy is like

41:26

know. I. Love? Yeah, I

41:28

mean drunk. So yeah, I got a that's. Any

41:30

music I love you and I was like that's not

41:32

really really that good I thought really. Really gotta go

41:34

and you like last are getting a little flustered

41:36

or and and I'm lucky that. I. Love

41:39

feel like a with all his heart and soul he

41:41

told. Me: he Lie: Gotta see this. it's

41:43

it's a habit of do you have

41:45

it? I'm scared to back off Me:

41:48

Where you threatened by me. Not threatened

41:50

but I heard you were reconvened with

41:52

an old pass flames and we're not

41:54

gonna ask. Anybody.

41:58

Does. you propose woman I

42:01

did propose to somebody at Coachella. Jared had the

42:03

time of his life at Coachella. And

42:05

then what? You told someone else you loved them.

42:07

Yeah, I can't love my friend. And then you

42:09

kissed a different girl. Jared's a pleasure! I had

42:11

a hell of a weekend. Yeah, yeah,

42:13

yeah. What drink did it for you?

42:16

Uh, so much tequila and Red Bull.

42:18

Oh, the Nefarious brand. Oh, yeah. Great

42:20

name for tequila, right? You drinking Nefarious

42:22

over there? Ooh.

42:24

Hold on. Alyssa, write it down, Great

42:26

Idols. Write it down. Trademarkate. Copyright it.

42:28

greatidols.com. What is it? Nefarious. Nefarious. Nefarious

42:31

nectar. Two-tone twistery. Too

42:33

long. I just like Nefarious. Yeah.

42:35

You know it was funny. Well, you were, when you were

42:38

talking about like the old people in love and

42:40

how like romantic and sweet it is, I saw

42:42

a funny video from this girl. I can't remember

42:44

her name. Or a guy. It's 2024, bud. Or

42:47

a guy. It was a girl. Right.

42:50

Continue, Jared. Anyway, she

42:53

did this video where she was like pretending

42:55

to be a grandma. And she's like, yeah,

42:57

well, I met your grandpa. He came to

42:59

my daddy's store. And he wouldn't leave until

43:01

I went on a date with him. And

43:04

then he would follow me home and throw

43:06

rocks at my windows and all this stuff.

43:08

And she goes, oh my god, grandma. You

43:10

little victim. What the fuck? And

43:13

it's such a perfect video.

43:16

Yeah, you can't court women like you used

43:18

to. Everybody in the comments were like, are

43:20

grandmas really married? They're stalkers. Yeah. Well, back

43:22

in the 40s and 50s, the best way

43:24

to find a woman is everyone would have

43:26

a little bit of chloroform in

43:30

their back pocket in a rag. And you see someone

43:32

you like, you take them home. And then

43:34

they grow to love you. You grow to love

43:36

each other. That's what love was. Yeah, you put

43:38

in the work for it. And now it's about.

43:40

Stop home syndrome. Exactly. Yeah. Oh,

43:42

let's respect each other. Let's care about

43:45

each other's values. Let's communicate. How about

43:47

you have the chicken ready at five?

43:50

Huh, sweetheart? Sorry, I get a little worked

43:52

up. It's just love is not what it

43:54

used to be. Thank you. Remember the last

43:56

episode where you're asking if he wants a

43:58

tradwife? And he's like. No, no, no, no.

44:01

I was just taking that. Immediately cut to

44:03

this. How about you have the chicken right

44:05

now? Stop staring at my feet.

44:07

I was actually staring at Jared's, funny enough.

44:09

Why? The glossy shoes. Why? Oh, you guys

44:11

are both wearing glossy shoes. Do you think

44:13

we're twin flames? No. You

44:15

and I are twin flames? Yeah. No.

44:17

Where are we? I think you're just good

44:20

friends. I think we're good friends. Isn't there always a

44:22

label for stuff? Can you look up the definition of

44:24

twin flames? And I think we have

44:26

this conversation about once a week where you ask what are

44:28

we, and I say, I think we're just good friends, Zach.

44:30

So far. Funny enough, speaking of

44:33

what are you guys? This

44:36

next surprise I actually do know about. That was

44:38

a perfect segue. That was a perfect segue. Oh

44:41

my god. Welcome in. The lie

44:44

detector guy. OK, I'm going to switch seats. It's

44:46

my favorite person. You're going to move over here.

44:48

No, John's my favorite guy. No, John loves

44:51

me. Right, John? It's true. He says

44:53

that. He says, Tari, I mean, he's my favorite

44:55

person. And she has no badge. Ah!

44:59

Well, you should see my angle. Fuck you. I

45:02

love doing that. You also can't trust him. He's not hooked up to

45:04

the machine. So we got the

45:07

wonderful John, the best lie detector

45:09

agent, I'd say, in the entire world. I

45:13

think so, too. True. And someone I wish was

45:15

my father, just because, as you know, John, I'm

45:17

not even going

45:20

to whisper from him recently. How

45:22

are you doing today, John? I know you're meant a few

45:24

words. All good. All good. Thank

45:26

goodness. So we are going

45:28

to braid this small, young human. I'm getting hooked up?

45:30

Of course. OK. And we're going to see if you're

45:32

a big fat liar. A couple of things. A couple

45:34

of notes. OK. Is that all right? Let's do it.

45:36

I'm ready. If we don't mind hooking her up, we

45:39

can go from there. OK. I

45:41

love it. OK, so Tara,

45:43

we're able to ask you anything and see if you're lying,

45:45

which is phenomenal. The

45:47

dream scenario, really. We

45:50

started with base questions to make sure it works. Is

45:52

your name Tara Yummy? Yes.

45:56

That's true. Technically, it's not our last

45:58

name. Technically, I'd play. Name but

46:00

that's who she embodies The have a

46:02

dog named Sugar. Yes, I do. True.

46:06

In. Her birthday July thirty first.

46:08

Yes, True. Way.

46:11

Aren't it's You know what I want to see? if it'll

46:13

save his line? Do. You have dark hair. Know.

46:17

At Ally. Okay, okay okay okay to

46:19

give whole system how many questions that

46:21

we need for base or the habit

46:24

were good or get sacked. You want

46:26

to take the reins first. Did you

46:28

wake up in your own bed this

46:30

morning? that that last. Line.

46:33

Ah ha ha the

46:35

I suppose I math

46:37

on the couch. Okay

46:40

well why did she

46:42

say that? Can. Like I

46:44

like moved this morning and that's on. My couch. They

46:46

take the wake up on the couch most

46:48

recently. Yeah okay so the system those all

46:50

this Okay, I don't I didn't wake up

46:52

at my own house. You buy your own

46:54

bed as I think it was your brain.

46:57

new these in wait a bit most recently.

46:59

as normal girl do you think if you

47:01

and Zach word today you would make a

47:03

good couple. Inconclusive.

47:08

Okay, okay and you think if you and Jarrett

47:10

were to date, you make a good couple? As.

47:13

True. Ah, the idea

47:16

when I was I think.

47:18

I think the injured would does. I think he would just say how.

47:20

To whatever like I feel I need like a

47:23

yes man time that like yeah I man hype

47:25

man I think you're just easy. Go ahead and

47:27

I'm oh yes Oh go with the flow. The

47:29

and Jared are you know how does not have

47:31

a serious you know? I

47:34

would you want to hook up with cured. My.

47:40

Mind off and on her own offense at

47:42

basketball or you want to go again due

47:44

to would you want a hooker with your

47:46

this when you know. This. Is give you the

47:48

truth. Now. Said. That.

47:50

In Order And a sunset. Through.

47:54

Okay, To just

47:56

do you have feelings for Zach?

47:59

Now. Why? I

48:01

give you a friendship feelings or

48:03

think do you have romantic be

48:05

allowed no I don't. Do you

48:07

have sexual act now and tell.

48:09

A lie. About.

48:13

It in ada: control your breathing peasant.

48:15

And like last thing is, it's all about

48:18

my sex life. Know. If.

48:21

You were to hook up at the other.

48:23

what else are we asking? And we got

48:25

an Aussie I love else. Have you ever

48:27

lied to either of us? Yeah, True

48:30

about what were they were they

48:32

big line south. Through. Okay,

48:35

I can take a white lie that's

48:37

fine. Was it a compliment? Now.

48:40

Through. Fitness or yes, this

48:42

is like more like a cup. The trees

48:44

I mean guys which was. Was. He lied

48:46

in the first. Yeah, like. A Who said

48:48

are you on a good process on it

48:51

or not Because is only do things on

48:53

as A Do you enjoy being on this

48:55

podcast. True. Where

49:00

did you kill us? Everybody

49:03

in this room to save your dog. shudder.

49:07

Through Oh My God. Used to host

49:09

the Hope that has yeah, three legs.

49:11

I don't care, I'm sorry. would you

49:14

kill Jake in order to save sugar?

49:16

I say, I dunno. I. Dunno. And.

49:19

Catalyst, I'd say check. For

49:24

a little basis. Okay but I always say

49:26

have enough Summer I think we got enough.

49:28

Let's hook you up real quick and then

49:30

car you can put him in our seats.

49:32

access. And. It's

49:34

not about beating for city how you

49:36

supposed to be on and yeah I

49:38

am remains that he be this this

49:40

a whole he says beat the casinos

49:42

Okay so yeah space questions is your

49:44

name that justice. Know why?

49:47

I say i guess it does

49:50

work To and services is your

49:52

birthday September fourth cynically know. i

49:56

again this is just a bit as

49:58

soon as we answer God, this

50:00

guy knows everything. Is your mom Gina

50:03

Thornton? Currently, yes. Okay.

50:05

True. Tare, do you want to go first? Zach,

50:07

when you asked me to first come on the podcast,

50:09

was I a replacement guest? No. That's

50:12

true. I thought, to this day, I'm like, there was

50:15

someone... Nobody else was going to come. Okay, I thought

50:17

someone like canceled. No, that's a very... It was just

50:19

a very fast turnaround. That's a different podcast. No, that's

50:21

just how we operate. You

50:23

were coming. Zach,

50:25

Justice, allegedly. Am I

50:27

more than just an acquaintance to

50:29

you? No. True.

50:33

What? I

50:35

hate this game. Zach,

50:39

when we first met at Sam and Colby's 10 million party,

50:41

were you trying to hit on me? No.

50:44

Why? I

50:47

mean, I don't think I was, but the data is saying differently.

50:49

There's nothing we can do about this data. You followed

50:51

me on Instagram right after. Yeah. I

50:54

wanted to hit. Zach, you know you're a jerk.

50:56

Why are

50:59

you crying? No reason. Am

51:02

I one of your best friends? Yeah. Why?

51:07

Is Jared one of your best friends? Yeah, of course.

51:12

True. That's bullshit. I don't trust that.

51:14

I got it. Do you think Jon would

51:16

be a better friend than me? Clearly.

51:21

True. What the fuck? Have

51:24

you met Jon? You got a spirit about

51:26

him. Zach, do

51:29

you have feelings for Tara?

51:31

Yes. I'm like a friend.

51:34

Do you have romantic feelings for Tara?

51:36

Is that different than sexual? No.

51:41

Yes. True. Oh

51:43

my God, Zach. You're

51:46

nasty. Do you think the turning point in

51:48

our friendship was when you were in Monaco? Yes.

51:51

True. What happened then? We

51:54

were just like face down. Oh. Do

51:56

you think that we're going to end up dating one

51:58

day? No. Why?

52:02

Do a little spice he

52:04

he ha come on and.

52:06

Where you mad at me? The nightly A

52:08

Cookies. This is so I'd the cervix

52:10

don't remember that happening. Really?

52:14

On: you aren't Madame Tussauds up? Why would

52:16

I be Mad Lapis? I don't I thought

52:18

I was on the Batman. Humanity is think

52:20

of other. Speak. I was like

52:22

four months of success either recollect that

52:24

they happening. Really? We sat in my

52:27

kitchen warmed up that maybe. It was more

52:29

special to make the we weren't of fifty

52:31

was you leave Now I'm mad and remember

52:33

my home. I remember. That doesn't

52:35

a bad mood. Do you think I don't go for

52:37

the. Right guy. A

52:40

brother out variety of for her

52:42

through really but when it. Mattered

52:44

Really? What were you said? We

52:47

were, of course. Through. This

52:50

has been really iran on like

52:52

this anymore and okay, so how.

52:55

Do. You think I'm a pop? I don't want

52:58

the term was it was. Mean like

53:00

Bandera? like the think I'm ran through

53:02

the real know. True.

53:04

Think you. Are

53:06

not. I repeat this is no line.

53:08

You know that's and for. These.

53:11

Things that chair at last the last his life

53:13

when he broke up with you know, hill. Yeah.

53:16

Okay you'll have to say the Navy I think

53:19

I think those your one true. Love

53:21

grew. Strong stuff.

53:23

Is so as with rage at I Now. As

53:26

we fail down the have. Way I

53:28

look at Emerson: Do you think I'm actually high

53:30

maintenance? A Yes yes the most. True.

53:34

I'm really not pass. You

53:37

have. I have everyone laugh about that. You

53:39

didn't want to go and do live shows

53:41

because nord to watch sugar because I love

53:43

my dog You clearly you murder all of

53:46

us with it doesn't matter Dogma with her

53:48

own hook you are her up for sale.

53:51

Hook meal or and

53:53

quizzes is Ranger barely.

53:55

Yes, True. To.

53:57

a big beaver teeth or I

54:00

don't think so, but I've been told. Crew? Do

54:03

you think so? No, I don't think so. Lie. Okay,

54:06

they're big. They're not beaverteeth. Have you ever

54:08

had a sexual fantasy about Alyssa? No.

54:17

Lie. That's true! That's

54:19

not true! He

54:22

wanted to take the biddies. What

54:25

about Tara? What

54:28

about it? Crew?

54:30

Jared! That's so messed

54:33

up. We implore you! Whatever, okay? If you want

54:36

to have sex with Jared, it's okay. If

54:39

Tara came on to you, just randomly.

54:41

Yeah, okay. Really? I

54:45

don't believe that. I feel like you'd be like, I gotta call Zach.

54:47

What's going on? I'd call Zach afterwards. Hello.

54:51

No, you wouldn't. You'd knock on my door. I'm

54:53

gonna test that out just to prove you wrong. Are

54:55

you a happy in life right now? I think

54:57

so. Lie. Wow.

54:59

What's going on? No, I'm good. Lie.

55:04

Oh yeah, there is a big spike. Do

55:12

you think it's because you let the f*** go? Okay, why do

55:14

we have to keep bringing her up? No.

55:17

Lie. God damn it. Do

55:20

you think you miss her? I do

55:22

miss her, yeah. True. Do

55:25

you consider Alyssa one of your best friends? Best

55:28

friends? Yes, no. Not

55:31

best friends, but very close friends. True.

55:35

Very close. Alyssa, I've known you for two years.

55:37

So? All right, hold on. Let's

55:39

debunk this. Do you consider me one of your best friends? Not

55:42

best friends. Close friends. Oh, wow,

55:44

okay. True. Do you

55:46

consider me one of your best friends? I don't

55:48

know. After a year or less. Before I asked

55:50

you- Once the calculations worked out, I figured it

55:53

out. Before I asked you that question, yes. True.

55:56

What about now? Now I'm not so sure. Lie.

56:00

He's still my best boy. Have you ever thought about

56:02

firing? There have been times where you've

56:04

royally ticked me off crew

56:09

You like that I list with you. Yeah crew.

56:13

Have you ever thought about sneaking into a room at night? No

56:16

Why John? I

56:18

think you're reading your torch wrong man. Nope.

56:20

There's spike Was

56:23

the most mad you've ever been at Zach is

56:25

the laundry situation? Was

56:30

the most mad you've ever been The

56:34

bank situation That's

56:37

one of them. Yeah, true

56:39

dude. I haven't been bad you at all then Did

56:42

you actually hook up with

56:44

your dad? Yeah friends

56:46

ex-girlfriend. Yeah True.

56:48

Did you actually use a Snickers rapper as a condom?

56:50

Yeah Crew yeah that happened. All

56:52

right guys. Thank you for the 200 That's

56:55

how we're gonna end it If

56:57

you say to the end, maybe tell us your

56:59

favorite memory of the past 200 episodes.

57:01

That'd be great Make it make it

57:03

lengthy and if you're like, I'm too cool to just do it. All right,

57:06

that'd feel good And thank you everyone. Yeah, dude

57:08

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57:11

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57:37

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57:41

right, thank you John for exposing

57:44

me like that