0:00

Can I just be interested in who you are without

0:02

an ulterior motive? Because you know,

0:04

you're annoying me. What is it? Is it

0:06

tall musicians with with tattoos? You're so annoying.

0:09

Is it or is it not? She

0:12

walks off. I'm sweating. Because

0:14

I'm sweating. Take

0:16

a lap. She'll be

0:19

back. She does this

0:21

sometime. 178, 179, 180,

0:23

181. What's going on? Sorry,

0:26

I had to do my my blinking ritual for the

0:28

day. What's up, guys? Welcome to episode

0:30

196 of Dropouts. This

0:33

day we have Tara Yummy's boyfriend.

0:35

No, no, no, no, no, no,

0:38

no, no. Landon Barker! No,

0:41

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,

0:43

no. What? No, no, no, no, no. What do you

0:45

want me to do? That's not the correct start. Do

0:47

you not play his girlfriend in a recent music video?

0:49

I play his ex-girlfriend in it. Oh my gosh. Right?

0:51

Oh, that's more accurate. What is

0:53

that? Theoretical ex-girlfriend. Oh, theoretical. But in

0:55

real life. No.

0:58

Exactly. We're not going to get into it, because that's not

1:00

what we want to get into. We want to get into

1:02

music and bands and beat it up like a drum, just

1:04

like your father, on that little girl over there. Kidding. Kidding.

1:07

Oh, god. Wow. This is literally

1:10

warned Landon before coming on this podcast.

1:12

It is nice to have you here. You have a style

1:14

that rivals a Harry,

1:16

I might say. What? What? What

1:18

does that mean? Harry Styles. I'm

1:20

just trying to give you a

1:23

unique compliment, because I know

1:25

with Tara, I know you probably have conversations that are

1:27

a little just like, oh, let's touch

1:30

each other. What? You guys never get to know each

1:32

other emotionally. What are you talking about? Can I just

1:34

speak? Can we? We're having guy talk right now. Two

1:36

guys just hanging out. But once again, I'm going to

1:38

look straight at the camera when I say that. Which one? All

1:40

right. Look straight in the camera when you say this. Never believe a

1:42

word. Hit some intro music. Never believe a word's access. Tara

1:46

is a really good person. Believe

1:48

that one. Dang, dang,

1:50

dang, dang. Oh,

1:54

I forgot to mention we have a live show in New York. What

1:56

is it? May 15th. And

1:59

then we're going to Boston. When we're going to

2:01

Connecticut, Connecticut when Wait,

2:06

wait, no, what no, you know dude,

2:09

I gave you the dates It's I

2:11

sent you 30,000 texts of the dates.

2:13

No. Yes, I did. It's in your

2:15

text. Okay. Yeah, you're right New

2:18

York City, May 18th New

2:21

Haven, Connecticut and May 19th

2:23

Boston tickets in the description They said if we

2:25

sell out that we'll do more apparently But I

2:27

doubt we will because no one cares about us

2:29

but link in the description We'll see if you guys actually want

2:31

to come see us live And if you can come see us live

2:33

you can kiss Jared on the mouth with your tongue No,

2:38

I'd love to go with you sometime alone What

2:41

when do you want to go whenever you

2:43

want to go? Oh my god, so it

2:45

leaked obviously It

2:47

leaked I thought we could I

2:49

think you're an open book you don't care if we talk about What leaked Subscribe

2:53

to the patreon the patreon has leaked down

2:55

below if you want to subscribe what? Talking

2:58

about it was just a boy for the patreon. I got

3:00

a plug the patreon You know, I do a creative way

3:02

every time and it always makes them a little bit uncomfortable

3:05

Hold on one second, sir If

3:07

you guys want to watch our drunk episodes

3:10

Tara gets on there and gets blitzed and

3:12

sometimes She'll throw some

3:14

chest out. I'm all I gotta say. That's

3:16

all we're saying The testicles people

3:18

call her a pirate because of how much treasure

3:20

she has on that chest Don't

3:23

say thank you to me. Say thank you to

3:25

people that said it. Okay, and here's a little

3:27

drunk clip. Salud If

3:30

like doesn't know that means he said it cuz like Oh

3:35

my god All

3:38

right, I'm gonna give this to you and you've got

3:40

a promise that you'll be with you gotta promise that

3:42

you'll be the best I

3:49

Do you mind if we do it together? Oh That's

3:53

nice. Oh, it's a look at me. Look at me. Look

3:56

at me. Look at me. I don't know where the hell I'm at No,

4:00

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Check

4:03

the shot. Should we go out now? I just checked

4:06

it. You're not in it. Where am I? We

4:08

got here so far below it. You got to sit up.

4:10

No, we're not. Go, baby. That turns

4:12

into a little ho when you get some

4:15

alcohol in them. Also, we

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as well. And how

4:34

are you? I'm

4:37

good. How are you? I'm

4:39

really good. It's good. God, it's

4:41

good to see you. So you've been spending an increasing amount of time

4:43

with Yummy Mama over there is what

4:45

you call her. I just want to ask. Who

4:47

said that? He landed in a text in

4:50

a FaceTime. You guys don't have those numbers. We

4:53

can't fall asleep at night without talking to each other. Right?

4:59

So we do a fun thing of what's your favorite thing

5:02

about Tar and your least favorite thing? What's

5:04

my favorite thing? Favorite and least, unfortunately, I have

5:06

to be put on the spot like this. Oh,

5:09

this is about you. Unfortunately. Yeah.

5:12

What's my least favorite thing? I'm trying to think of

5:14

the bad part first. Oh, you got the good part

5:17

locked in. It's like a sandwich, you know, he hits

5:19

you with the bad and then brings in the good

5:21

and it makes you feel better. You hit me with

5:23

one. You helped me. You helped your

5:25

least favorite thing about me. Yeah. Can

5:28

you help me with one? Like what do

5:30

you think? Like, does she talk too much?

5:32

I think I'm perfect. So I feel like

5:34

I haven't found a least favorite thing yet.

5:36

That's so nice. Wow. It's

5:39

very political. You're running for a Yummy Yappieland

5:41

office. And that's cop out. What

5:45

size shoe do you wear? About a 10. Brother,

5:47

those shoes are way bigger than a 10. No, I swear this

5:49

is about a 10. Oh,

5:52

God. Oh, my God. You're

5:54

playing footsie. You're new. We're boys.

5:57

All right. What,

5:59

We do. I'd you wanted. I do

6:01

want to start start off by saying

6:03

he has really been given how that

6:05

come about. How did you cast? Why

6:08

did you cast the infant over there

6:10

was high so that the infamous crazy

6:12

i'm basically we were. Of.

6:14

Said the song few months ago and than.

6:16

I was talking to. Some.

6:19

Friends and from people my team

6:22

about. Between the video and

6:24

as like reach out to her, clifford should

6:26

be a cool match for the you guys

6:28

An. Experienced. A.

6:31

Swapping of dna during. The.

6:33

Music video I didn't know Physicists let's say

6:35

kings are just scenes are fine a lot

6:37

of you. Dicaprio does all time and eat.

6:40

Great actor so we did not. We did

6:42

not. a fake lean in a failure was

6:44

a say out Segolene and so there's no

6:46

touching of the of a talking holes Now

6:48

that I don't know now not all sides

6:51

now. Now have to preface I wouldn't bring

6:53

up anymore holes. I was going talk and

6:55

whole food whole. That's right now with a

6:57

clean and okay you'll see I was a

6:59

fake winners and gas in a car or

7:02

the music videos rd out. And is. How

7:05

did you feel? Is this your for some

7:07

acting? Yeah we're telling it like a fight

7:09

scene that Allen are now and I decided

7:11

fucking last a outside on the down like

7:14

a domestic. Okay I love my and now

7:16

are you guys like screaming at each other

7:18

or yeah where you actually screaming the after

7:20

you like you cannot pull me hard. To

7:23

see that's what about that? Or. Less

7:30

I pulled the hard. Not to remember. There's a

7:33

fight scenes and then. The. Directors like like pull

7:35

Her Back which is going Turner Bachelor poor bachelor

7:37

you kind of pulled me hard nose with supply

7:39

of i said you kind of old me I.

7:41

You dead? but it looks really. Real early Galliani

7:43

tell i did it feel good when he pulled

7:45

your heart and what were you saying in the

7:47

moments where you add what I say fighting with

7:50

each other I said you're fucking pieces in the

7:52

i figure fucking with an odd was showing you

7:54

how to do it. Yeah and then you and

7:56

then I got I busy got it was a

7:58

will like opt out of. Yeah, it was

8:00

supposed to be us fighting, but it just ended up

8:02

me being screaming at him I mean it's like

8:04

lying my hardest to keep a straight face that's

8:06

out Well what yeah, so you had a gay

8:08

face on I don't understand I'm a scene Which

8:12

we're an ally of big June behavior on this

8:14

podcast right here Jared has two moms. I do

8:16

have two moms Do

8:18

you have any lesbian tattoos any less? What is that?

8:20

I'm seeing if he's an ally Can I

8:22

see if this guy's an ally for a second? I don't

8:24

know if no lesbian tattoos doesn't feel like it and we

8:26

all have lesbian tattoos Yeah, I've got a pair

8:28

of scissors on Sure,

8:31

what do you guys I have the equality

8:33

band right here You've

8:36

got and then you're just a lesbian so

8:39

You're good and I listen to I think they're kind of

8:41

dating. Sorry about that boss Okay, so you guys are in

8:43

a music video together modson is directing first time he's directed

8:45

one of your music videos How'd

8:48

you feel about that? I love mod.

8:50

Yeah I

8:53

want to say something and I appreciate if you didn't hit

8:55

me after I said it I didn't know

8:57

modson was a singular human. I thought it was a group I

9:02

am out of touch. It's it's youthful stuff. It's pretty

9:04

sick. How's that happen? He just wanted to wreck something

9:07

and you hit him up to direct something. Well, he

9:09

did a you know, Michigan Kelly I've heard of him

9:12

He did Michigan Kelly's movie. It's called down

9:14

falls high. There's like a two-hour like YouTube

9:17

musical I audition for it. Are you dead

9:19

and where my life pull it up right

9:21

now? Swear my life I

9:23

did. Yeah, so funny, but I mean I could

9:25

prove it. I definitely did though It's just gonna

9:27

take a while my email. Yeah. Yeah. No, this is no

9:31

I'm not I didn't say yeah. Yeah. Yeah,

9:34

so like anyway mod directed that Zach.

9:36

You don't have no pull it up, man Wait

9:38

real quick. What what's the song called? What's

9:40

it about? I want to get a feel

9:42

for that So my role in

9:44

this movie was gonna be Ricky I'm trying to

9:46

figure out which one to a lanky fabulous and

9:49

not afraid of anything Ricky is a security guard

9:51

I only had two scenes and I still couldn't

9:53

get it I should know

9:55

if you want to talk to mod and maybe bring up

9:57

like that's gonna mess up. Thank you so much You

10:00

already had a question? Uh, what's the song

10:02

called and like what's it, what's it about

10:04

and all that? Um, it's called Over You.

10:06

It's like a breakup song. Never been, I've

10:08

never been through one. Are they bad breakups?

10:10

I don't know. Cause my mom's been through

10:12

two divorces. Is it similar to that? Just

10:15

less paperwork? Yeah. Totally. That

10:17

checks out. When do you think you and Tara

10:19

will break up? Just because statistically- We're not dating?

10:21

No, I'm not dating. I know, I know, I know.

10:23

I'm saying statistically you're so young though. If you do

10:25

start dating, there's no chance it lasts. So I'm just

10:28

seeing- Oh my god, bad. You had to put a

10:30

date on it with a time in like a year

10:32

and a month and a, you know, a weekday or

10:34

something. Poor Landon. I don't know about

10:36

that. I don't know about that. Why me? Poor

10:39

Landon. I literally warned him about this

10:41

and I feel like he didn't know how

10:43

crazy this podcast was. Yeah,

10:45

you really threw him in the lions den. You'll notice

10:47

Landon that I'm going to throw things out there that

10:49

might not peak your fancy and you might say to

10:51

yourself, I never want to see that man another day

10:53

in my life. And to that I'll say, understandable. Yeah,

10:55

that's helpful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to check that

10:57

one. I think about- I think about every time I come

10:59

on this podcast. Come on this podcast. I'll say you're

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huh? SeatGeek, thanks for watching this episode. How

13:10

long have you been doing music? Mmm, I

13:12

started off by rapping when I was like

13:14

13. No, like a little

13:17

Matty B moment. No, it was

13:19

more aggressive than Matty B, I'd like to think. You're

13:23

like, I'll give you my crayons and I'll chop them

13:25

up too. All of these colors

13:27

they know they run through. Anyway, I'm just

13:29

blue. Speaking of blue, your

13:31

eyes, has Tara found a map of how to get out

13:33

of there? I don't know, ask her.

13:35

Tara. Be

13:37

honest, Tara. Look at me in the eyes, Tara. Have you

13:39

ever looked at him and said, man, you have beautiful eyes?

13:42

I actually have. And how was that? He

13:44

does have beautiful eyes. You have the eyes of the...

13:46

They're like silver. Can I be honest? The eyes of

13:48

a summer ghost. Really? Wow.

13:50

That was poetic. I'm a little bit of a

13:53

ghost in the music video. Fucking Shakespeare. No

13:55

worries. What do you want to talk about? You said ghost in the music

13:57

video. No, no, I just... No, I just... No, you're good. You're good.

14:00

Obviously tell me tell me the

14:02

yummy show good. You know what I

14:04

leave the views will drop Now

14:06

with Landon here got our new guy Our

14:09

new boy, we're kidding taro of course. Okay, you want

14:11

to speak about his blue eyes? What do you want

14:13

to say? I didn't bring up his blue eyes you

14:15

did have you ever looked into him for more than

14:17

five? Seconds. Yeah, I have looked at them for how

14:19

long I think five seconds. Yeah. I mean

14:21

we did a music video So no blinks. I don't

14:23

know if I blinked and I didn't keep track

14:26

of my blinks. I do I do 182 a day Dumb

14:29

so dumb So

14:31

you want to be a big big rock star right here? It's a goal.

14:34

Do you need any band mates? What

14:37

do you play My

14:40

heart gets I'll

14:42

do anything to a triangle. Yeah more of a box guy really beat

14:44

those up But if a triangle if you need me for a triangle,

14:46

I'll get in there. Yeah, I'll do anything to a shape What

14:51

do you play to try it I could play the

14:53

guitar nice I've heard of it and your finger as

14:55

well Yeah, do you want to sing the national anthem

14:57

straight to camera? I do not know you're good. Oh,

14:59

okay We have every guest do it just see if

15:01

they're patriotic really. Yeah, you're totally good. I Am

15:05

I know it seems like it. He's like I

15:07

am I swear I like America. I love America

15:10

No, people do call you Eagle on the streets just

15:12

because you are so patriotic. Yeah, I've seen that That

15:16

was really good How

15:18

long have you been a little eagle girl? There's

15:21

frozen You see you

15:23

seem a little tense. Why is that? It's

15:25

just early. It's early. It's early in the

15:27

morning. Yeah Okay, you're just it feels like

15:30

you really hope this goes well Is

15:32

that because of any certain reason or what's going on

15:35

there? No, you're stressing me out, man Yeah,

15:37

I know and I'm trying to I'm trying to express as

15:39

a friend. I'm starting to see why why am

15:41

I stress because because because I Feel

15:45

like women's very professional. He's the best

15:47

and you're like you're like I like

15:49

boxes and Pussy, I never said

15:52

the last ever said that you're putting words in his

15:54

mouth. You know, I'm a dog guy Throw

15:58

it in there Just say that

16:00

you would throw a labia my way essentially a

16:03

labia is insane Why

16:05

is that insane? Sorry? I like to get medical with

16:07

my fellatio. I didn't know what that word meant until

16:09

I met you Thank you. What fellatio?

16:14

He also didn't know what pathogen means it's okay.

16:16

I don't open your vocabulary. He's a rock star He doesn't

16:18

need to know I hit you with the word you didn't

16:20

know what it meant. What was that cathartic?

16:22

You didn't know what a man. Oh

16:24

fucking got you got you. We

16:27

got you We're we you're

16:29

a we know yeah, we're such a team actually can we

16:31

reshoot the music video and can we have Zach? Take my

16:33

part. Oh, yeah, we're a duo like my son him

16:35

and I Yeah, I'm just gonna

16:37

get a callback Did

16:42

you think it was like Mod and Sun I Just

16:46

thought it was a band called Mod Sun like oh, I

16:48

can't wait to go see Mod Sun tonight. I'm like, oh

16:50

dude They're drummer rips It's

16:52

all the same guy. Apparently. Yeah. Are you a

16:54

moon guy or a Sun guy? You stay up

16:56

late? Yeah Why is that?

16:58

Yeah, sleep sometimes I get it.

17:00

You got some demons. Yeah, what do you think?

17:02

That's all fighting them What uh, when did the darkness

17:04

start taking over? I think it was after your Harry

17:06

Potter. Oh my god. Oh shit I

17:09

mean that traumatized all of us. Yeah, do

17:11

you mentors took your soul? Yep, your Harry

17:13

Potter guy. I am in fact what house

17:15

I Know

17:19

checks out. Do you think you are? Okay. I

17:21

mean wild for a second. You're giving off such

17:24

possibly Ravenclaw energy But

17:27

I could see the rapper being And

17:30

I mean your exterior seems Slytherin. I see

17:32

underneath there's there's that deep boy that's waiting

17:34

to get out Yeah, that

17:36

radio got trapped. Yeah, he is

17:39

trapped. I'd love to free you

17:41

sometime. Please take you out of

17:43

those chains Yeah, you love me.

17:45

Tar keeps me. No in the

17:47

bedroom. What? What

17:51

did you say I said Tar keeps

17:53

what in the bedroom friendship fellowship? Yeah

17:55

a reason to smile Yeah, so what

17:57

do you think about Tar's dog? I

18:01

like it. It? I

18:03

like him. I like him. Do you ever

18:05

feel that it screams to such a capacity

18:07

that it hurts your eardrums? I've only met

18:10

it once. Actually

18:13

I refuse to like bring

18:16

sugar around Landon too much because he's a

18:18

lot. And he's like bring the dog.

18:20

I'm like no. Why? Bring

18:22

dog. Bring dog. Why do we

18:24

not get the same treatment? Because this is my job and I'm gonna

18:27

bring my dog. Yeah yeah yeah. I'm not gonna bring my dog to

18:29

a 13 hour music video shoot. I'm trying

18:31

to be professional at. Bring dog. He

18:34

went sex and he's like bring dog. I'm like no. Bring

18:36

dog too shoot. So he's only met sugar once. Like outside

18:38

my house for a second. Sugar is the opposite of

18:40

sweet which is ironic. Sugar was so sweet right? Yeah I

18:42

feel like he looked nice. He? He's

18:45

like. Oh my god. He has no idea who

18:47

this dog is. He's like what is it? Is

18:49

it a cat? Right? He'd be fair it

18:51

was for like one second. What did I say he looks like?

18:54

Oh the one from Despicable

18:57

Me. Oh he looks like the dog from Despicable

18:59

Me. Oh he does. He does. He has an

19:01

energy. Like Gru's dog? You kind of look like

19:03

Gru too. Just on the outside. Inside. You're

19:06

Tari. Yummy. Outside

19:08

Gru. I mean I'll take it because Steve

19:10

Corral plays Gru and Steve Corral's hot. After she told

19:12

me that one I was like. Oh yeah. Yeah

19:15

we've been talking. We've talked about like Steve Corral

19:17

and how I think he's hot. Do you

19:19

have the other one? Sal? Oh

19:22

Sal Volcano. Yeah. We're

19:24

getting him on the podcast. That's really exciting.

19:26

You better watch out. Do you have any

19:28

celebrity crushes yourself? I probably do. I was

19:30

like Kate Upton. Yeah. Why

19:33

is that? Whoa what a throwback.

19:35

I haven't heard that name in forever. There's

19:38

a video for Dougie. No no. Cat

19:40

Daddy. Oh yeah. Somebody

19:42

tells me you've

19:44

held your phone in your left hand and you've watched that video on your

19:47

right. I mean no no

19:49

no. No. Someone tells me

19:51

you've held that video in one hand and the other hand was not

19:53

on your phone. No. Promise?

19:56

I'm not a fucking cat daddy. Oh. But

19:58

the other thing. I'm

20:01

hoping a 13 year old boy once. No, I

20:03

wasn't. No, I skipped that year.

20:05

Oh, really? Scary. My parents bought me

20:07

her swimsuit, like Sports Illustrated cover. Wait,

20:09

your parents are so cool for that.

20:11

Oh, yeah. That was my birthday present.

20:13

I was so obsessed with Kate Upton.

20:16

Who else? What was the one? Susan.

20:19

Cameron Diaz, I used to like. Oh, yeah. A holiday?

20:22

Have you seen the holiday? I don't know if I

20:24

saw that one. It's an emotional picture. Good ones. You

20:26

a Christmas guy? I am a Christmas guy. You like

20:28

to frolic among the jingle bells? Love it. You love

20:31

a good rom-com? I can do a rom-com.

20:33

Pop that DVD in if you got it. Go watch

20:35

your eye. Those beautiful blue eyeballs. Put that on

20:37

the Cameron Diaz flick. All right? And you text

20:40

me the whole time to see what you think.

20:42

See my scene, please. What's

20:45

it like growing up watching

20:47

the spotlight and then transitioning it to your own

20:49

spotlight? It's cool. It's definitely cool to see. And

20:52

it's like when it comes to music, because that's really

20:55

what I love the most. And

20:59

when you do pursue music, you kind of hope

21:01

that it gets traction and people pick it up

21:03

and enjoy it and relate to

21:05

it somewhat. So I mean, it definitely,

21:07

they go one and one with each other. What

21:10

age did you feel like you had your own stories to

21:12

tell? The kid had a face tattoo at 17. I

21:15

feel like he grew up pretty quickly. Yeah, he

21:17

definitely did grow up quickly. Did you go

21:19

to your dad and be like, hey, face-tat

21:22

time? And he's like, no, I didn't

21:24

tell him. I told him that he saw it right when

21:26

I got it. And I told him I drew it on.

21:29

Did he get mad at you? He didn't know until

21:31

like two years later. And I was like, by the

21:33

way, this is real. Two years? Two years. He thought

21:35

you were drawing it on every day. I think because

21:37

I used to do that as a kid. It was

21:39

a tattoo that I really wanted for a really long

21:41

time. Was it because of the rapper phase? No, I

21:43

just always wanted it. Well, he

21:45

has face tats. Yeah, I just feel like

21:47

he can't do anything, right? Yeah, he can't.

21:49

Now, I'm sure your dad is a huge

21:51

influence on wanting to get into music and

21:53

the music that you make now. Help

21:55

him out. You should

21:58

let him in your band. I know, right? him is

22:00

crazy. Me too. But

22:03

did he ever push you in

22:05

a different direction other than music, like from his

22:07

own experiences in the industry? No, I think he

22:09

could tell like from a young age that I

22:12

really, really loved it. Yeah. And cause

22:14

I would kind of, I'd like to think I

22:16

would like pick up on things pretty quickly. Yeah.

22:18

The first like music experience I had was on

22:20

the drums and I learned the drums. And then

22:23

I started doing like singing stuff because I

22:25

figured out that I liked that a little

22:27

bit more and like the writing aspects

22:30

of things. And so

22:32

I always like played in like, like I used

22:34

to do like battle of the bands that's growing

22:36

up and stuff like that. Was there a sense

22:38

of pressure with starting course?

22:40

Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Hell yeah. Do you, I mean,

22:43

cause it's a little bit like Bronnie James. I mean,

22:45

I don't know if you keep up with basketball, but

22:47

I'm sure it's a strange thing to try to carve

22:49

your own lane. It's like, I'm just as passionate, but

22:52

people will always be comparing. I'm sure that's gotta be

22:54

a little tough. Yeah. I mean, with Bronnie, like also

22:57

such a sweet kid, such a kind, kind person,

22:59

but with him, uh, they're both doing

23:01

basketball, you know, and yes, with me and my dad

23:03

are both doing music, but like it

23:05

feel like I kinda helped me out a

23:07

little bit because I'm singing

23:10

and my dad plays the drums. Yeah. And

23:12

then you told me you said you

23:14

could drum better than him. And

23:16

he's washed. I just wonder what that circles

23:22

around me. You said he doesn't have the wrist

23:24

that he used to. Yeah. Yeah. But you do.

23:26

You play drums. I'm assuming. I'm not very good,

23:28

but yeah, I can, I can like hold a

23:30

beat. What do you guys do? Guitar drums. You

23:32

got anything else? Triangle. I

23:34

mean, it's tough people. That's what people, and that's

23:36

another basketball reference. The triangle is a big play

23:39

or a big way to run an offense. Um,

23:42

see Tara boys talking sports. I

23:45

knew we'd get along. We're boys.

23:47

I literally asked him last night if he was a Laker

23:49

fan. He was like, if I had to pick a sport,

23:51

I'd be Lakers. Well, basketball is definitely my favorite. Yeah, me

23:53

too. Did you ever play sports? I play

23:55

basketball. Do you still play in a, I'll mess

23:57

around here and there. He has a hype for

23:59

it. Growing up I didn't. I was

24:01

like 5'3' until I was 17. Jeez.

24:05

Your legs must have hurt that year. The crazy girls hurt.

24:07

They used to keep me up. How

24:09

tall are you? 6'1'ish. Well

24:11

I was the same way. Did

24:13

you ever sit in a car and you could

24:15

not even sit in a car because your legs

24:18

hurt so much? Yes, yes. Because

24:20

I was growing. I was 5'2". No,

24:23

but you don't even understand. God, I can't even sit in a car. I'm

24:25

so tall. If you

24:27

have crazy, because I was 5'2", and then... 5'2

24:30

with some attitude. I was like 16 or 17 when

24:32

I grew up. It was crazy. I

24:34

was like called like

24:36

short. I remember like all the

24:38

time. Like all my

24:40

friends, I was like the shortest one out of all

24:43

my friends. And now look at you now. Now I'm

24:45

taller than... My best friend

24:47

Mikey, he's like 5'6", and

24:49

he like towered over me. I've known Mikey

24:51

for probably 5 years, 6 years. That's

24:54

kind of crazy. Where'd you guys meet? We met on Fortnite.

24:57

No way. That's so cute. We

25:00

met on Fortnite and I was like you're so trash,

25:02

whatever. The day after we played again, I was like

25:04

you want to come over? Please come over. I just

25:06

need a friend. I need a friend. Tara,

25:09

I mean, Tara, Alyssa. I get too

25:12

many women around. You do. You

25:14

have about 4 men. I was

25:16

just around women all weekend. Oh, what'd you

25:18

do? I was with my mother and

25:20

granny. Oh yeah, in Vegas. In Las Vegas. I was so

25:22

jealous you were in Vegas. I love Vegas. Well, you should

25:24

have came, but we were doing wholesome things so you wouldn't have had

25:27

a good time. Yeah, you were celebrating your

25:29

grandfather's 85th birthday while I would be in the casino running

25:31

it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And

25:34

I don't like, I don't know, whenever you're around my grandpa, just what he

25:36

told me, this is just what he told me, he said I'm too old

25:38

for all, you know, to try anything like

25:41

that. It's just, you keep bringing it up. Oh,

25:43

my old man thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. She

25:45

has an affinity for very old men. Yes,

25:48

I've heard. Yeah, like, like, expressingly old. True. I've

25:51

also never met grandpa Larry. I've met your

25:53

other grandfather. And? Very good looking man.

25:58

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26:01

trying to smooth out those wrinkles on his face. I

26:03

don't even know what that means, but I knew it

26:06

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26:08

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26:10

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26:12

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26:14

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26:17

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so overrated or underrated, I just have some

30:50

things and you're just going to tell me

30:52

what you think overrated or underrated. Okay,

30:54

okay, okay. So the first one, sex. What? Why,

30:57

why are we jumping so quickly into this?

31:00

Hey, do you want me to go to the next one? Do you

31:02

want to look at your shirt? Do you want

31:04

to look at your shirt? Why are we jumping

31:06

so quickly into this? They get more wholesome. I

31:08

feel like they should have ramped up to what

31:10

I'm saying. Like sex is properly rated. I agree.

31:13

Overrated. Underrated. Underrated, really?

31:15

I think it's rated. I

31:17

think it is. I think it's under, I mean overrated. Why,

31:20

I feel like you'd rather just cuddle up and

31:22

watch a movie. I would watch Band of Brothers

31:24

back to back. Over sex? Just

31:26

because it's like, what? I'm moving my hips. I

31:29

already worked out today and it's

31:31

like, oh yeah, I'm going to be inside someone

31:33

else. I feel so invasive. You know what I

31:35

mean? Oh, now you want to go there and

31:37

like lick it? Like come on. Can you all

31:39

just hang out and watch a movie? And

31:42

you know what makes me land and stay with me on this one? This

31:45

is what gets me going. Is if I bring a

31:47

sweet, sweet woman over to my house and I think we're

31:49

going to be watching, like I'm like, hey, let's watch a

31:52

movie. I expect to watch a movie. And

31:54

then sometimes boobs will be out.

31:57

Oh, no. No, but listen. The end of the

31:59

world. Yeah, but they'll do it

32:01

during a major plot point in the movie or

32:03

TV show It's like now we can't miss this

32:06

so I'm flopping these milkers around in the meantime

32:08

I'm like, can you please watch Leonardo? He's about

32:10

to spin this thing. We're gonna see if he's

32:12

really in the dream or not Anyway,

32:16

yeah Thank

32:21

you congrats to Christopher Nolan for winning

32:23

his first Oscar Jared

32:28

Listen I got a root for my boy, you know, all

32:31

right in and out. Oh, that's a good

32:33

question Rated

32:35

I agree. It's like I

32:38

can't say underrated because everybody overhypes it but

32:40

it's good It lives up as somebody that

32:43

didn't grow up here Massively

32:45

over really it's a good comfort

32:47

for me phenomenally. Rob it. I

32:50

mean I grew up in Vegas. It was also there

32:52

Yeah, and I'm a Shake Shack guy. Shake

32:54

Shack guy. What do you say? Whoa? Whoa? Whoa, whoa, whoa,

32:57

you furrowed your brow in such a way that you don't

32:59

enjoy the three different meats they put in their patties And

33:02

the potato bun. Yeah, I don't think it's in

33:04

it now The

33:07

boys are fighting Next one

33:10

Disneyland underrated grossly

33:13

over underrated I think it's

33:16

in I love Disneyland, but

33:18

in California No,

33:21

I think you'll make fun of Disney adults

33:23

and I don't like it. I can't stand

33:25

Disney adults. You like Disneyland I

33:27

do, but I'm not a Disney adult. I

33:29

never catch me at Disneyland wearing like the

33:31

biker vest Or you ever seen the bad

33:33

hat There's

33:36

there's Disney biker gangs. Oh,

33:38

yeah, that's true. There is

33:41

are you fucking serious? Yeah,

33:43

the good It'll

33:45

be like Mickey's and Minnie's or

33:47

like yeah, I'm all like oh and

33:49

no and some of them will fucking fight

33:53

Yes, I swear to God

33:55

I can't think of anything less threatening

33:57

than a Disney gang, you know Like

34:00

what are you getting a fight over and

34:02

they'll walk around like ten people

34:04

deep and they'll like hang out and they'll

34:06

be Like like, you know how there's different

34:08

like kind of like cities. Yeah in Disneyland.

34:10

They'll like rep their Like

34:13

Frontierland fantasy. Yep. Yep. Yep. Oh, I'm too

34:15

in town till I die boy Die

34:19

I love it in there makes you feel like

34:21

childlike wonder I do love Disneyland. It

34:23

is a fantastic place I wish they could reduce the

34:25

quantity of people by 70%

34:28

me too. I feel like they should put a limit on who

34:30

they let in the most privileged thing I've

34:32

ever done was I think it was VidCon

34:34

or something. They Fire

34:37

something I was there. Oh, you were there.

34:40

Yeah. Yeah years ago. Oh, yeah, and we

34:42

got to Disneyland without anybody else It was

34:44

awesome. I felt good a list. Oh, yeah.

34:46

Yeah. Yeah, they didn't want a universal. Yeah.

34:48

Oh, yeah They did that last two years ago.

34:50

Are you there? No, I Just

34:54

know about these social media conventions

34:57

so now Disney World that's

34:59

rated Disney World

35:02

Yes, because I personally

35:04

I'm a roller coaster guy and all

35:07

that Disneyland has is the

35:09

IncrediCoaster And that's California venture It's

35:12

basically the same thing. No, it's not you

35:14

have to go across the park It's a different thing you

35:17

can get a park hopper and go to California venture, but

35:19

that's not Disneyland Can I just my local stores are

35:21

Space Mountain Splash Mountain? That's

35:24

not a roller coaster under what? Flash Mountain

35:26

is not a roller coaster. There's

35:28

a truck water ride and

35:30

water rides Okay, fine.

35:32

I love actually

35:34

flash mountains close now Marvel

35:37

movies over a underrated

35:41

Big Marvel guys. Hell. Yeah, Loki

35:44

fire. Oh TV show great fire

35:46

show by that second season.

35:48

Oh I'm with

35:50

Landon on this one under there. Okay. Do

35:52

you have any other explanations of why do

35:54

you think it is underrated? Before

35:57

we move on cuz Zach

35:59

hates them I don't

36:01

hate them all. I don't hate them all.

36:03

I hate them. Iron Man right there Yeah,

36:05

it was just Jared and it got broken

36:07

by our dog viciously. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

36:10

Yeah. That was a bulldog thing So

36:13

I just have a hard time like there

36:15

ones I like I like Thor Ragnarok I

36:17

like Vanger original spider-man with you know, the

36:20

Sam Raimi whatever There's some

36:22

good ones in there. It's not

36:24

just Marvel movies. I don't like superhero movies.

36:27

Yeah, I know No, no, no,

36:29

not necessarily that I have a hard time with movies I

36:31

don't have any stakes So if I know that everyone's gonna

36:33

be fine at the end Like it's

36:35

a hard time for me to be as invested. I don't

36:38

love the multiverse but apparently it's gonna be You

36:42

wish for that like it's a secret Like

36:44

in that one movie where he snapped and

36:46

everyone half the people went away I was

36:48

like if they just left it there. Yeah,

36:50

they just left it there would been fantastic

36:52

But also they'd already announced 84 other spider-man.

36:54

I'm like there's like spider-woman now. I'm

36:56

like, yeah Why why

36:59

is there happening? Spider-man's are

37:01

there next one? Well, there's there's a lot if you

37:03

want to get into the Lord I don't understand it

37:05

and you know what? I

37:07

don't like I don't like plot holes in movies and

37:09

when other people play like a bunch of spider-men I'm

37:11

like, I just don't understand. Why couldn't we just stick

37:13

to one? Well because there's there's the

37:15

spider-verse Yeah,

37:18

there's a whole If

37:21

you see the Miles Morales across the

37:23

spider-verse movie movie, oh my god, it's

37:25

so good a movie like

37:27

that that movie I think is almost three

37:29

hours long and it ends on a cliffhanger

37:31

and If the if the

37:33

if the third one was ready, I

37:35

could have sat through another three hours

37:37

in that theater It was so good.

37:39

Okay. I'm passionate Like

37:42

show all the I'm talking about the newest

37:44

one when they when they show all of

37:46

the different like spider-men And they're all like

37:48

chasing my oh dude that scene and they're

37:50

going up that like space bridge and it's

37:52

oh god It's so good. And then well,

37:54

what's his name? Is that childish Gambino? Oh,

37:56

yeah Yeah, he's like a human in the

37:58

cartoon world that would announce It was

38:00

executed so well so perfectly he makes

38:03

a cameo as the prowler because he

38:05

made a cameo in homecoming as Miles

38:08

his uncle whatever it's a it's a

38:10

whole thing. Okay, Zach. Wow. All right,

38:13

right. Yep. Yep. Yep Sorry,

38:17

sorry, we're passionate people. No, you guys are okay. It

38:20

was lovely to see I think Landon

38:22

talking about the spider-verse was the longest time Landon's

38:25

talks on this podcast We Gotta

38:29

bring up we gotta keep talking about that.

38:31

Anyway, next one. Okay the bachelor I

38:36

mean, yeah, I'd like that's the thing. I haven't really

38:38

seen it. Well, the golden one though with

38:40

the old guy That one seems

38:42

so wholesome It feels like they're all

38:44

actually there for love and not just

38:46

like time in the spotlight. Yeah. Yeah

38:49

I was playing pickleball. I was on his team the

38:51

other day in some event. No, not his it was

38:53

some other Which guy was it is

38:56

the gay one? Cold

38:58

underwater. I'm so glad he turned out to

39:00

be gay. Why I could get any woman The

39:04

unit you ever seen him? No, god, he's built.

39:06

I get it. I'm gonna look up So

39:08

there was a bachelor and I think he ended up being gay. Oh,

39:10

no way. Yeah kids got Looking

39:12

the kids got it. I want to see why

39:14

oh my god. Yeah, he's a handsome fella. Can

39:17

you pull him up? Yeah,

39:19

pull it up there. Yeah, make sure sorry

39:21

so gorgeous. He's like he's like a wholesome

39:23

hand He's everything I

39:25

needed more. I mean he's so cool

39:29

He's all I ever wanted Let's

39:33

do it The

39:40

golden bachelor, no, give me the shirt Really?

39:44

Okay right there. He looks like somebody's dad, but I'm

39:46

telling you in real life the kids just got it.

39:48

That's not my type I feel like he's too clean cut for me. Oh,

39:51

absolutely. What is your what is more? What is

39:53

your type? Well, it's like it's all over the

39:55

place. Why I just want to hear out I

39:58

hear at a bar and you see someone What what

40:00

kind of guy interests you?

40:03

I think you know and I think you're just trying to embarrass me right now

40:05

No, I'm not trying to embarrass you. I'm just trying to see what it

40:07

is Can I just be interested in

40:09

who you are without an ulterior motive because you

40:11

know What

40:14

is it is it tall musicians with with

40:16

tattoos Take

40:25

a lap she'll be back. She does

40:27

this sometimes do you mind if we move to our Apologize

40:31

Olive Garden. I've only been once or twice Underrated

40:34

I like all of garden. Yeah The

40:37

last time I went it tasted like

40:40

they'd forgotten their identity. I'm

40:42

gonna I have to put it out there Whoa

40:46

watch hey She

40:49

thinks she's a talent shame in Italy. I already been

40:51

Italy I'm getting

40:53

my Italian citizenship. Thank you speak Italian

40:55

then anyway You spoke

40:57

more than her There

41:08

a language for Italian people Italian

41:11

okay got you. No, he's caught up. He just

41:13

had a question Olive

41:17

Garden is the Tuscan Temple, you

41:19

know, like that is to me

41:21

that is the Mecca of Italian

41:24

food You

41:34

Really really traumatic what I just

41:36

had brought the story in a while. Why

41:39

do you have because you all during that night? This

41:42

is gonna be funny. You've heard it Jared had sex

41:44

and he uses stickers or a present condom. You've heard

41:47

it Oh, yeah one time Jared had sex and

41:49

use a snicker Okay, I'm like

41:51

fucking repeated God

41:54

actually actually damn it. Yeah, and

41:56

it worked not well Pretty

42:00

their own pretty rockstar huh you gotta get this guy

42:02

in your band. I do He's

42:04

more of a groupie guy, but he'll be like I feel

42:07

like Viewers of this podcast

42:09

you're probably I think I'm like the Quietest

42:11

guess you guys have probably had yeah, huh? This

42:14

is how it is there's it like have you

42:16

had worse? No, we had we've

42:18

had worse. Okay, trust me. Why would I

42:20

there? Okay, wait you think

42:22

I'm the worst no no No,

42:25

I'm also not Podcasts

42:28

I'm gonna have to say that this is what

42:30

I'm thinking I think I don't think I think

42:32

you're very kind I'm just gonna I was just

42:34

gonna give him the flowers real quick Okay, I

42:36

think you're very kind reserved person that seems you

42:38

know it seemed like a very enjoyable person to

42:40

be around and Since

42:42

you are a little bit more reserved you wait you think when

42:44

you talk which is okay? And sometimes you

42:47

know it you know you don't

42:49

say a lot of things and then I on my

42:51

end I try to overcompensate because I'm on a podcast

42:53

so I try to speak too much So I think

42:55

this is why I think it's gonna happen I think

42:57

a lot of people like always cool He's laid back

42:59

and then they're like Zach on the other hand this

43:01

guy can't stop talking reality. I'm good. It's good I'm

43:03

trying to fill air you talk more. Okay, okay good.

43:06

Just want to make them shy. Yeah a little bit.

43:08

I don't see it You're

43:12

not the worst I never said that She's

43:16

like we're good have

43:19

you always been like this I

43:25

was admiring friendship and potential other things

43:27

welcome to the podcast landed Valentine's

43:29

Day I spent on the person your

43:32

way like Valentine's Day. I don't think it's about like Couples

43:35

and stuff. I think it's about like loving the people

43:37

around you like your friends and like your family too

43:39

for how I treat it It's appropriately Yeah,

43:43

it's a nice day to like take a little time to reconnect.

43:45

What about yourself? I'm kind of I'm

43:47

an anti Valentine's Day I like Valentine's Day. I

43:50

just One time like before

43:52

Valentine's Day. I like was changing

43:54

my pants and I forgot my

43:56

wallet Where's this guy and I took a girl

43:58

to dinner. Oh, no on Valentine's

44:00

Day and forgot my wallet. And then she had to

44:02

pay? Yup. How did she take

44:05

it? I was like, can I send it to you? She's like, no, no, no, it's fine.

44:07

And it got brought up later. I don't know. So

44:12

I'm kind of anti-Valentine's Day after

44:14

that one. I think people's expectations

44:16

on Valentine's Day are overrated. I

44:18

agree. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think just

44:21

like a card and like a couple more. I mean,

44:23

she'd be fair. I invited her to dinner though. Well,

44:25

that, I mean, that she knew what she was doing.

44:27

She was saving that bullet for later. She loved it.

44:30

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You absolutely could have paid her

44:32

back and everything would have been fine. If

44:34

you're ever with a girl and you do something bad, they'll

44:36

take that bullet from the conversation. Throw

44:39

that thing in the clip. They'll spin it. Be like, we're

44:41

going to play Russian roulette with that later. Don't write your

44:43

name on it. You know, mark you. Sometimes

44:45

you get stray bullets from past relationships. Those ones really hurt. And

44:48

you get shot with it. Like, yo, I didn't give you that

44:50

ammo. Those are a little tough. We have any more? Yeah,

44:52

I have more. Yeah. Give

44:55

me another one. I like these. Crocs.

44:57

I'm uncomfortable. Really? I

44:59

have it. I must you wear them with

45:01

socks. Yeah, you have to wear them. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

45:04

Your psychopath if you're not wearing them. I've ran them up a few

45:06

times without socks and not in like them. Full.

45:09

Blister city. Yep. Population

45:12

you have your toes. They unblistered recently. Yeah,

45:14

they're nice. Yeah. Good.

45:16

Have you ever rubbed his feet? Just a question for our audience.

45:18

What? No. What?

45:21

What? What? You had a tough

45:24

day on set. Been running around all day. You said it.

45:27

I was tired on set too. Okay. Did

45:29

he rub your feet? No. Okay. Then

45:32

we're just asking questions. No wonder he's going to get

45:34

all piffy paffy. I'm not piffy paffy. You mean little

45:36

piffy paffy? Look at how nervous you are. Like you're

45:39

shredding the paper. We're

45:41

shredding guitars and paper over here. Why did you beat me to

45:43

it? You do. I was shredding the paper.

45:46

So if we were to be in a band, you and

45:49

me landing obviously. What would it be called?

45:51

Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Oh, okay. I

45:53

think it should be something like if

45:55

we put our last names together. My last name

45:57

is Justice. Yours is Barker. Justice Barker. Who's

46:00

running a bus? And

46:06

we're always like we play on ice and stuff. Wait,

46:08

you could do like a play on words. Like

46:10

who's ready to bus this? Yeah, I

46:12

was hearing that. I was hearing that.

46:15

Right? Yeah, I'll bus. That was good.

46:17

I liked that. Thank you. Do

46:20

you have the other game? Well, I don't know. I really

46:22

wanted to play this other game. I don't know why. It's kind

46:24

of strange to me. But so yeah, just go

46:26

ahead and jump into it, I guess. What game

46:28

do you want to play? No. What?

46:31

I think you did. She was very adamant.

46:33

She's very adamant. So adamant. This

46:35

is a newly dating

46:38

game. If you were, obviously you're

46:40

not. You just played it in a music video. So

46:42

we're seeing how you guys react if you guys were

46:45

actually dating. Okay. Yeah, like method

46:47

acting. Exactly. Like doing like doing

46:49

meth while you're performing. No, no, no. Method acting. It's

46:51

when you like really get into character. Who

46:54

did you explain that to me or someone else? Myself.

46:57

Okay. She's

46:59

just double checking with herself. Okay. So

47:02

these questions are like more like who's most likely to

47:04

write. That's what I have. I have both.

47:06

You can do whatever you want. This is your game. I

47:09

don't get it. So who is like, I'll ask you.

47:11

Are we all playing? No, no, no, no, no. Probably

47:13

just two people. Probably just two. And then

47:15

we can chime in with our thoughts. Probably

47:17

just two similarly hair colored people. Similarly get

47:19

dressed. Don't we all have the same hair color? No.

47:23

No. Would you consider yourself ginger? No,

47:25

God damn it. I

47:27

hate that everyone thinks I'm ginger. Why do you

47:29

hate it? What's wrong with being ginger? Well, because

47:31

like I'm just not. I have

47:34

brown hair. It's like strawberry blonde. Okay. He

47:36

does have some Neanderthal. What? I've

47:39

got nothing to do with it, man. Have

47:41

you done like a DNA? 23

47:43

me? Yes, yes, yes I have. And

47:45

what are you? I am Caucasian.

47:48

Really? What? Yeah.

47:52

In like multiple different from

47:54

different places, I guess. Like Italian,

47:56

Scottish, Irish, all that. All over

47:58

the board. All those flavors. privilege and

48:00

then and then Portuguese

48:02

that yeah we're good then oh

48:05

what the one

48:08

thing I say all the time and you're

48:10

like whoa wait what'd you say oh I'm

48:12

actually a little bit Native American too oh

48:14

nice yeah what's your favorite

48:16

food of Native Americans I don't

48:18

know I just looked at the data yeah so you're

48:21

Neanderthal yeah I have I

48:26

have like

48:28

more Neanderthal DNA than

48:30

like so funny than like

48:33

89% of the population holy

48:35

crap why do you think he always loves mallets every time

48:37

we go out and like a dog will try to get

48:39

a big stick he'll grab it first go I heard through

48:41

the grapevine you're scared of driving I am why

48:46

is that what I just reached a grapevine

48:48

I face time with you at night

48:51

and you did maybe you're a little groggy after

48:54

one of your big big shows you

48:56

she'll call me she's like

48:59

oh my gosh she was such a good time

49:01

and get this so he doesn't like driving what

49:03

I'm just telling you what you call me say

49:05

I didn't say that okay what

49:07

did I say actually tell me more oh she can't

49:09

stop you happen about you that's not true you want

49:12

to hear it all stop so she was like yeah

49:21

I just hung out with Landon I'm like oh

49:23

cool how was it and she's like honestly he's

49:25

the sweetest guy I've met in a long haul

49:28

and then she'll be like she's like you know something quirky

49:30

doesn't like to drive scares him I said you know that's

49:32

okay I was like I feel like it's

49:34

pretty rockstar to not drive in the room

49:36

she said a lot more things but I

49:38

don't think I'm allowed to say okay that's

49:41

okay solid who's

49:43

more likely to fake

49:45

their own death oh this is

49:48

an interesting one Tara would just

49:50

think she's dead what do you

49:52

mean what happens I

49:55

don't think any of us are gonna fake our own death yeah

49:57

I don't think you got an

49:59

album coming I you Yeah, I feel like that's a pretty rock-n-roll.

50:01

Before an album coming out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is

50:03

it not illegal? To what? Take your

50:05

own tasks. It's illegal. Well, I mean,

50:08

if you like... Only ever seen it in movies.

50:10

If you start, like, filing the paperwork that you're

50:12

dead, yeah, I'm sure that's illegal. But

50:15

I think just generally it's frowned upon.

50:17

Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

50:19

it's foul. Who's

50:22

more likely to lie on their resume? Oh,

50:24

definitely Tara. A job resume or what? Yeah. Why

50:27

definitely Tara? Do it every time we want to ride a roller

50:29

coaster. You

50:31

lie to the people. Yeah, I'm definitely tall

50:33

enough. Look, you know me, I...

50:35

That was a good one. Couldn't be more

50:38

tall. Me. They're like, I'm

50:40

looking at you. You're like, well... And then you just

50:42

gaslight them. They're looking wrong. Who's more likely

50:44

to send their food back at a restaurant? I don't think

50:46

I could ever do that. I'd be too shy. I

50:48

would just eat it. Really? I'm

50:51

more of a... Don't

50:53

tell them, but just like order it. Hey, sorry.

50:56

Can I get it like one more? I

50:58

feel like you haven't even touched a burger. I'd

51:00

love one more. And you know what? Since I

51:02

didn't say this last time. We'll get this

51:04

one to go. Yeah,

51:07

I feel like I would like kind of like fibble a

51:09

little bit and be like, I don't think I'd say anything

51:11

actually, because I feel like I feel bad. Yeah,

51:13

it depends how hungry I am. If I'm really hungry and

51:15

like I can't eat it, then I'll just like be like,

51:17

oh, I'm gonna get this one to go. Give it to

51:19

me. Somebody. Is that somebody? Is

51:22

it somebody? I don't know. It's

51:24

theoretical. Of course. Yeah. If

51:29

you play your cards right. This is a nice... Don't

51:31

mess this up, okay? I could be in a band. It was a

51:33

music video, Zach. I'm an actor. Oh yeah,

51:35

people keep taking pictures, you guys. Is that weird? To

51:38

me, yeah. But not to you. You and Poppy

51:40

your whole life. Yeah. Yeah. Is

51:43

it weird that another human cares about your life so much that they

51:45

have to secretly take pictures of you? Not much

51:47

of a secret, dude. You see those lights, I was blinded. Oh

51:50

yeah, they weren't crazy. They were going

51:52

crazy. She hit me a batch where she's

51:54

like, I was trying to work my angles the best I could. I

51:56

just hope my jawline was bad. I didn't say that. I said I

51:58

literally could not walk. Oh, because you were... No

52:01

What I thought that was like

52:04

a sexual joke. It was a sexual joke. No, it can

52:06

be if you want it to be So what's your big

52:08

subjects subject in school? You're in college right now, right? Yeah.

52:10

How was your high school experience? Take

52:12

that of both of them. Yeah, I kicked out

52:15

the last one being Me

52:17

and the head of the school son weren't

52:20

big fans of each other or a fist

52:22

exchange bad boys bad boys Get

52:25

a copy right in Every

52:29

time I sing I get some copy right? Yeah. Yeah.

52:31

I got that one. What did

52:33

what his father think of that? Honestly,

52:36

I remember I don't think he was too bad.

52:38

I think he kind of went to bat for

52:40

me. Actually, what are what are some things? That's

52:42

crazy. How does he feel to have support parents?

52:44

My mom growing up? What what did your dad?

52:46

What was the stickler of those like grades was

52:48

anything like that? Did you get kind of anything

52:50

like like when it came to

52:52

like nicotine? He was against all like Anything

52:55

drug related which is fair. Yeah. Yeah

52:59

Yeah, I also don't do drugs but like anything

53:01

like I didn't have my first drink until I

53:03

was like 17 And I was

53:06

still I like acting like I've had my first drink.

53:08

So 17 is like it's like 21. Yeah No,

53:12

a lot of people like in high school. Yeah, I

53:14

feel like the first freshman year like I drank

53:16

damn near senior year for the First time and how

53:18

was it? It was a good time. What's your first

53:21

drug experience like I peed myself Were

53:26

you a standing like no, I was in the

53:28

car and I was like Had

53:31

you know what was it was smearing off ice? Oh And

53:35

I was in the car with my best friend

53:37

Carl and I really had a pee and I

53:40

was like, oh my god I really have to

53:42

pee with badly and I basically got water

53:45

bottle Yeah,

53:47

did the beer peeing in it sifted

53:49

on it. It started overflowing just and

53:55

Carl got pee on it Kelly

54:00

Carl, how does Carl feel about this? We were

54:02

just dying laughing. Oh, and he's just like, oh

54:04

dude, we're so funny. He's like,

54:06

we're so funny. Classic

54:09

Carl. How's Carl today? Any earring on

54:11

him? Hopefully not. You still boys with

54:13

Carl? Yes, always. Classic C-man. Name is

54:15

actually King Carl X. Oh, of

54:17

course. King Carl X. Is he also

54:19

in a band or music adjacent? I think he

54:21

makes music, yeah. Nice. You guys love

54:23

nicknames? Love nicknames. Oh,

54:26

you want me to tell your nickname? No, I

54:28

don't like my nickname. Oh, wait, I want

54:30

to hear this now. Nickname, I didn't make it up.

54:32

What is it? T word. His friends made it up.

54:34

T word. It sounds like you're not supposed to say

54:36

it. That checks out. Yeah,

54:38

it feels like I'm like. At first, I thought it

54:40

was word because she says so many of them. I

54:42

like T word. I'm going to start calling you that.

54:45

It's kind of fire though right now. I want this

54:47

to catch on. I call my dad T dog. T

54:49

dog. T dog. T word, T dog. I work, T

54:51

dog. A lot of T's. I

54:53

got no T's in my name. You can't even. There's nothing

54:55

we can do. Jared, J dog? J dog? My

54:58

mom used to call me that sometimes. My

55:00

nickname is LB. So LB. LB.

55:03

LB. That's cool. Littlest of boys. Yeah,

55:06

it's weird. We don't know why he says it. Or little

55:08

butt. Your butt is really small.

55:10

Really small. I

55:13

think I'm going to skip on that one. Yeah,

55:15

I was thinking that with a little butt. You

55:19

don't hang out with a little butt? Wait, that's really

55:21

funny. It's better than Miss Poopy. Yeah, that is one

55:23

of. Oh, you don't know about Miss

55:26

Poopy? You're Miss Poopy? There,

55:29

that's one that's got to catch on. I'm pretty

55:31

sure she named herself that. No, David

55:33

named me Miss Poopy. Because half of,

55:35

I don't know if he knows, half of

55:37

her jokes and banter revolve

55:39

around fecal matter. He hates it. It's not

55:42

my favorite. I think she maybe

55:44

just doesn't do it or say it around me.

55:46

I don't. No, no, she's on her best behavior

55:48

around old little butt. Little

55:52

butt and Miss Poopy. She's

55:55

all the way. Will they

55:57

kiss each other? Probably

55:59

one day. It doesn't matter. Thank you so much.

56:01

I want to be in advance with that. I Want

56:05

to be a rapper though, it's kind of my life dream.

56:08

What was it? What would your rap name be? Just ice

56:10

Oh, that's good like justice It's

56:14

crazy cuz I put it down and you picked it right up Are

56:18

you a freestyle rapper by chance? I'm

56:20

not. I'm gonna probably attempt. Yeah, can you

56:23

attempt? Okay,

56:27

wait, can we drop that one I don't like that

56:29

one. Oh, okay. It takes away from the darkness. Oh,

56:31

yeah The

56:35

trauma and aesthetic I get it little

56:37

but sorry sorry LB are we still playing

56:39

this frickin game? Well,

56:42

anyway, we're gonna talk to LB a little bit

56:44

more on the patreon we're gonna get in we're

56:46

gonna you know I'm gonna ask him some deep

56:49

dark questions about if they've ever done anything kind

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of risque together All right, so

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jump over to the patreon And

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also tickets for the live show down

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in the description. Thank you LB His

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music video will also be in the description. Make sure you go

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watch it. Leave a comment that you're from dropouts I want to

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see how many comments we can get over there. That'd be pretty

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sick. And yeah, also

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wait Such a good

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actor. Yeah, I haven't seen it We're

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filming this like three days before it comes out.

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Okay Anyways,

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see you guys over there. Thanks for coming on bud. This

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was you and Tara Lovely

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as always follow me on Instagram at Shaquille

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O'Neal and see you guys