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What's up guys welcome to episode

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198 of dropouts. We got

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the whole team here today. Oh whole team.

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We got itty-bitty Thank you. We got

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That was me right? Yes, Skyler. That's

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you. Thank you. Yes. Uh, yes, and then

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we have even smaller one

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So itty-bitty even smaller one. Uh,

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thick thick thick big boy. What the fuck? Scoopneck

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scoop neck of geek And

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I want to say that me I need we all need to apologize To

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Alyssa because she usually wears something that covers

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up to her neck and she

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looks great The first thing I said when I walked in is I

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love your shirt. No, I know I know it's great

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But as people that employ her and also, you know

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work with her us three guys

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were when she walked in We I think collectively

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like oh your tits out today, which

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I don't know if this is a good thing to say You

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know, we could have documentary. I ran it through a Good

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No, apparently he's HR which he would be the last

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person I would ever choose You would be the last

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person to be HR. You said I have a brain.

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That's the size of a walnut That's not something HR

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would say that's that sounds like a

1:05

performance review It's

1:07

not accurate. We all think you have a

1:09

big old brain. Yeah, big brain. Great brain

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HR horn horn the regulator. What are

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you pointing at? Um, I love what

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her shirt says. It says cowboy pillow Oh, I wouldn't know

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I didn't look uh there Yeah I

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kind of observed out of my peripherals like what

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the shirt is kind of holding up But I

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didn't read it because I don't want to stare

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at an employee's boobs and that is on hit

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hurt you physically. Thank you. We've

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got an exciting episode today. Why? Um,

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I made something for you. You made

3:23

something for me. That's okay. I'm scared.

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Um, so you're Tara.

3:28

Yummy, right? I think I look at the last

3:30

time I checked in the mirror. And then every,

3:32

every episode we play a game, let's do it

3:34

now. Where did Tara wake

3:36

up this morning? And do you

3:38

want to, my own bad. Oh,

3:42

and I think it or, or good or bad,

3:45

depending on where you wanted to wake up personally,

3:47

because we're here for you. I'm

3:49

a little disappointed this morning. Well, well,

3:51

yeah, I created

3:53

a bit of a theme song. I

3:57

created a song for you based on,

3:59

um, your ability to

4:01

lily pad off different beds and Alyssa

4:03

do you mind do you mind kind

4:06

of fucking scared right now oh my

4:08

god nobody look at that okay so

4:10

put your headphones on throw up back

4:12

I'm so scared why do I'm so

4:14

scared did you like out me what

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like I feel like I'm

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fucking scared right I'm in June I would never

4:22

out you okay damn it I was gonna make it

4:24

to my heart's pounding ready ready

4:26

sorry I alrightalis can

4:50

i get a guy? I'm

4:58

serious Are

5:05

you kidding

5:10

me? That

5:28

was really good. Was that you? No,

5:31

that was not him. I made

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it though using AI. That was

5:36

amazing. Wait, even the drums

5:38

and the beats? All of it. That

5:42

needs to be on the tech-off. He just puts

5:44

in a prompt and tells it what he

5:46

wants the song to be about and what he wants it to

5:48

sound like and it puts out that. Is

5:50

there no way to turn out the volume

5:52

in our ears? It's

5:57

a different guy. Catching

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eyes, eggs, running heads Aww

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But when you wake up this morning If

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you'll stay From

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this story, girl, they've been on

6:12

the edge Maybe that's a

6:15

choir or whatever it may And just like

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to say Well,

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I can't help but wonder where you

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end up And if you want to

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know I'm falling

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apart That's

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insane That is so

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good We have to play

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that That has to be the intro for our

6:59

live show Oh, dude, it's, yeah, it's insane Okay,

7:01

so do you have any thoughts, feelings before we

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I have so many thoughts, so many feelings One, I feel like I'm gonna

7:06

cry Because I feel like someone wrote a song about me Which

7:09

I did Even if it is not

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helping with the slut allegations Allegations?

7:14

Allegations have to be false,

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yeah Exactly I'm

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really not that slutty No, I know, I know, I know Hurt

7:22

me, I know We're just Josh Yeah, we're just throwing

7:24

Josh Who's Josh? Is he

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cute? Did he sing the song? Is

7:29

this him on the beat? That was... I don't

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know You do Because

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that is actually how you make me happy

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Listen, and I'm just trying to make you

7:38

happy In

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all walks of life Oh

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my god, that actually is the next

7:45

hit Thank you, yeah, yeah, yeah No, like, holy

7:47

fuck You have to do like

7:50

a TikTok to that And I promise that is

7:52

going viral That means I gotta put it on

7:54

Spotify I just become... I'm like at the Grammys

7:56

like I

8:00

literally think that's like a Grammy nominee. Wow,

8:03

Kevin's about you. Hold it, I'll hold the

8:05

horses. Well, it's a great subject matter, so

8:07

I figured I mean people will probably pretty

8:09

well meet with it. It just feels

8:11

relatable like are you looking for lovers in late

8:13

night sex? Like... Yeah. No

8:16

idea. No idea. That was so good. Thank

8:18

you. Oh my god, I love it. Like I

8:20

literally don't know what to say. I feel so

8:22

special right now. Okay, this might diminish the specialness,

8:24

but I did create a song for everyone here. Oh.

8:27

Are you scared? But I started with

8:29

you, and then I was like it'd be funny

8:32

if I also had songs for everybody else. I don't

8:34

like this. I don't like where this is going. Alright,

8:36

yeah, I don't like... Is it okay if I show

8:38

them their songs too? She's like, no. I don't want

8:40

anyone else to feel bad. Skylar, what's their... Wait, no

8:42

way, hold on. I want to preface this with I've

8:44

heard all the other songs, and

8:46

last night I went up to them and I was like, I've

8:49

heard these songs, you're not gonna make it. There's not one

8:51

about me, right? You

8:53

thought you were free and clear? And I

8:55

thought I was, and there were promises made,

8:57

promises not kept. I

9:00

think there's... From the title,

9:02

I think there's definitely one about you. The Legend

9:04

of Skylarhorn, that's what this one's called. Wait, before

9:06

we listen to the other ones, I just want to say

9:08

the reason I got so upset when you said there's one for

9:10

everyone else is because when you called me today, you're like, I

9:12

made something for you as if I was the only one you

9:14

made something for. But I did make something for

9:17

you. You laid it up to be so special. Yeah,

9:19

you did. You made it seem... No, he

9:21

made it seem like I was the only one. And

9:24

maybe that's our problem. That's what you do to guys. No. No.

9:29

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much Skyler the legend of

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horn beats a country man on

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the hills of a

11:37

far off land but there's a

11:39

problem that he can't disguise he

11:41

finishes his lovin' in the blink

11:43

of an eye. 5

11:48

seconds that's all it

11:51

takes Skyler's lovin' a little

11:53

too quick for heaven's sake

11:56

He's red safe hangin' his head

11:58

in shame He's got a

12:01

good heart, it's just the image

12:03

Oh my god He's got

12:05

a bond that's hard Not

12:08

the fastest lover that's working

12:10

hard Don't you worry one

12:12

day he'll find A girl

12:14

who loves him for his

12:17

heart Not the time That's

12:22

it Mmm That

12:25

was amazing That was so good You

12:27

know what that reminded me of? Like the

12:29

Gilmore Girls, not Gilmore Girls The

12:31

sisters, the old ladies who lived

12:33

together Oh the traveling pants No, the

12:36

old ladies who lived together The old

12:38

girls, the golden girls theme song Oh

12:40

honestly I haven't heard that but I'm gonna take

12:42

your word for it I

12:44

like that everyone, like I don't know if this is for everyone

12:47

but I like that it felt like us Yeah

12:49

it's like so far it's been tailored to

12:51

the person Yeah that was crazy That wasn't

12:53

that bad, that was amazing No it was good,

12:55

I liked it That was honestly so funny Very

12:57

funny Bless his heart He's

13:00

the fastest lover this time And I knew, I fucking

13:02

knew I was laying there last night and I was

13:04

like I've gotta make a song about this motherfucker Wait

13:06

you don't have one? No I have one for myself

13:08

Yeah, yeah Okay of course he wrote it Oh do

13:10

you want to hear the one about me? I could

13:12

don't go basketball No it's just that just it's also

13:14

country So we'll stay with the country theme for a

13:16

second Yeah yeah This is me, I mean if you

13:18

guys want to hear mine Yeah yeah I got one

13:21

for you too Alyssa but I got

13:23

your ear dropped again Woo

13:28

hoo! Are

13:45

you gonna love anyone else

13:47

behind you? Oh my

13:49

god Never had a ravage baby

13:53

Yeah You

13:55

gotta be A baby A baby A

13:57

baby A baby A baby A baby A baby

14:00

This is that O.E. Hot, hot, hot I'm

14:03

thinking of just good Oh, he's

14:05

got the superhecks You know

14:07

what I told you about

14:09

His naked show My

14:12

weird He's got a weird guy there He's got

14:14

a really nice eye And the man is so,

14:17

so far Right,

14:19

just here He's got it

14:21

on He's got it on He's got

14:23

it in And he's got it blue And

14:25

he's out there Turn it off Turn it

14:27

off But

14:30

He's got the phone Come

14:34

on I went back No, you're restarting

14:36

it You self-sabort You self-sabort You self-sabort

14:38

What are you talking about? Okay, fine,

14:41

pull your pants down Oh, you got

14:43

a big red truck I like it

14:46

We'll blur it I like it I

14:48

thought it was great I thought it was accurate Oh,

14:50

yeah you do Wait, no, I don't get weight Half

14:53

of it was about the size of his wiener Oh,

14:55

I thought you meant your Cybertruck Making

14:57

references Sure, also not red That's

14:59

also what I call it, my Cybertruck This thing's

15:01

electric Boogie, boogie, boogie Hold on, let me get

15:03

my I thought it was accurate Like a nice twinkle

15:05

in his eye And like a smile and a reputation

15:07

Like he has a reputation I don't know if it's

15:10

good That is true It is larger than him Yeah,

15:12

I did Oh, is

15:14

that what it meant? I thought it meant

15:16

like he has like a bad reputation sometimes No, that

15:18

was, I think that was Fully,

15:21

fully about his wiener Oh,

15:23

I'll remind them I thought it was dick in your window

15:27

Whoa, I didn't get that out Hard

15:29

to hear the lyrics Right? A lot of muffled

15:32

We gotta go in the lab Jared And I'm like I'm gonna

15:34

actually, I'm gonna rap on I'm gonna keep you in the line

15:36

Wait, where's that? Oh, okay, he died Okay,

15:38

which one's for Jared? We're gonna do yours

15:40

first I don't like that we're saving mine for

15:42

last There was a lot of Jared ones A

15:45

lot? What do you mean? What do you mean a

15:47

lot? 10 to 12 of them Are you serious?

15:49

Okay, so a belladonna Can you look up what

15:51

a belladonna is first? Is that a lisus? Yeah

15:55

A flower? Aww It's

15:57

supposed to be like an Italian Is a poisonous plant.

16:00

Negative: Sir Asia Rationality:

16:02

Our colleague beautiful lady.

16:05

Okay, Fine for i me the time.

16:07

Beautiful lady ah of a soda by

16:09

even though and be on earth ah

16:12

a third or fourth item that that.

16:15

And then a non non

16:17

Italian alluding to live. Of

16:21

the south. So nice to meet

16:23

and guys have. Only

16:51

to say. No.

17:14

I don't like that my neighbors like of average

17:16

and layers under. The thing about our. It.

17:19

Was such horse lyrics of mass Be

17:21

Home like a Back Three Boys Beautiful

17:23

as well Because so I was a

17:25

you have a lot of money. Credit

17:29

cards you have your student loan debt,

17:31

you also have car payment are payments

17:33

and instead you decide to spend a

17:35

thousand dollars on trying to get your

17:37

tie citizenship you wouldn't it for two

17:40

years in the interview Leo's retired, the

17:42

house out in the process of s

17:44

is free and that behind Act of

17:46

So Bella done nothing but is a

17:48

fake Italian. Soon as I could

17:50

just get how it sounds like sake

17:52

Beautiful girl. Yeah. I did me

17:55

like that the bet on i got side as

17:57

agile that italian as as mega time girl I

17:59

didn't mean fake. Cuz it's a belladonna

18:01

Bella means beautiful in a town

18:03

you could just say katalia It'll be the name of the soul you

18:05

know I know but it was kind of beautiful come on Yeah,

18:08

I could accept the part where me and

18:10

Jared would be sleeping together. Yeah, I didn't like that

18:12

I was in there that was the part that hurt you

18:23

It would get me dark salt yeah,

18:25

you should probably delete that off your

18:27

computer They like yeah,

18:29

they called you insecure and like phobeladonna, but at least

18:31

I didn't call you a slut Who

18:34

called me that yeah? Yeah,

18:36

no that was AI. I was

18:38

a I was old Al Okay,

18:43

so now there's a couple of Jared

18:45

let's do a couple of mine, okay,

18:48

let's do the true me The

18:52

true me is pretty good Wow

19:06

this sounds like a song I would make This

19:23

is beautiful honestly Oh

19:35

Man where I know where this is going You

20:19

Marley know and. If

20:22

Serrano's. Has has for hit. Okay you just need

20:24

a says that mean. It. Was

20:26

a reference to dude being a good yeah

20:28

I was a home without my eyes. That's

20:30

when why did I make this on I'd

20:33

Are you against being day Chris? Awesome! Okay

20:35

just in case about by didn't do the

20:37

cross enough sick a crying shame on crime

20:39

from Laugh as you Throw on A to

20:41

some boys. Boys.

20:56

Who are married my. The

21:01

boy to be the me about about right

21:03

more. And

21:12

more and a half. Hours

21:21

ago that I mind losing rap song since

21:24

Michael Moore did the foods used and same

21:26

was founded on the arm sounded you know

21:28

that sounded like it sounded like you did

21:31

a laker. you got Young Jeezy to do

21:33

on I do with us to do what's

21:35

the what's that they were you like him

21:37

get celebrities as a high or whatever has

21:40

cameo yeah it's on was Young Jeezy did

21:42

do a cameo on we were probably way

21:44

past listen to any more songs the with

21:46

the audience formulate or priests exists on. There

21:49

was one more. Of a I have

21:51

to say you are something but I need

21:53

you on close your eyes as as I

21:55

think the all this is a jump scares.

21:58

Surveys I suppose. Yeah. Wait, she's

22:01

that close your eyes. She's that she

22:03

pointed to. Okay. I

22:05

don't want to wait. Everybody

22:07

open. We

22:13

just officially hit a million on

22:15

YouTube while recording. While recording. Wow.

22:17

Good job to you guys. Good

22:20

job. Do you? Oh, it

22:22

was well, I guess me then. Oh, I thought

22:24

it was you guys. It was on me. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hit the

22:26

cheer button. There we go. That

22:28

means this is our one million. Surprise.

22:32

Fucking. Oh yeah, brother. That's why we got

22:34

to a million. I can see why they

22:37

put it every week. Why they loaded up

22:39

on their laptop. That's what I was trying

22:41

to say. Um, well,

22:43

cool. We got to a million. Uh, so

22:46

we're better than who is it? Everyone else? Yeah. And then,

22:48

but what about people that have more than us? Who are

22:50

we? Out

22:52

of our league completely. Okay. Why am I

22:54

here then? Oh my God. Oh,

22:58

to do that. Well, according to the

23:00

song, according to the song, congratulations,

23:02

you guys and you and you, I

23:04

joined pretty late. Yeah. But think about this. Right.

23:09

Fun. Right. Um, anyway, let's get

23:11

into the normal segments of the

23:14

podcast. Tell it

23:16

for like one more second. How are you supposed to celebrate? Good,

23:21

good, good. That was amazing. That

23:23

was a really sweet surprise. That was a

23:25

very sweet surprise. Like have us close our eyes and

23:28

stuff. My eyes are wide open. I saw it.

23:30

And then I said, close them. Um, do

23:32

we do anything for that? Should we throw

23:34

a party? Oh, I don't know. Okay.

23:38

I mean, we'll blur it. I think we

23:40

have, uh, I think we have like confetti

23:42

poppers in that club brother. It's

23:45

not worth that. If you do want to pop

23:47

confetti, it now would be the time to do

23:49

it. Cause if handsome was here, Oh my God,

23:51

that would be a nightmare. I know. I did

23:53

create a song for handsome. Don't be. Um, do

23:55

you want to look at it? It's

23:58

just like my Little Boy. You were playing at the. Then

24:00

I have one am now a new at

24:02

dancing around the house of an English bulldog

24:04

name Handsome for Adivasis. In this.

24:06

Is a little. To no me for him. Where. I

24:08

got abilities his name

24:11

is an so. Even

24:14

though no a

24:16

real shaw, how are

24:19

you did. Say.

24:23

Series. Of

24:40

in the world He got

24:43

my. Only.

24:48

Real. Hard to tell. Us

24:53

gold and. Mama

25:02

Odie. The

25:06

matter is not. Really

25:14

been assigned to it. I thought of

25:16

that musically. Rice's a sense of oldest

25:18

Killer Think you know my relationship with

25:21

my dog his Release the zebra. You

25:23

should make one for sugar for her.

25:25

I may not make it out of

25:27

that. Got. Me: really did

25:29

you make it on oh sees instruments?

25:31

my own voice I did cannot to

25:33

I just kind of seeing it through

25:35

the speakers are the microphone on the

25:38

computer so myself off birds in Australia

25:40

for the seem to know know how

25:42

are you are on it's words either

25:44

soon as com industry vocals on all

25:46

them but rather. As. A probable

25:48

hour intervals. Sigma can you us to

25:50

sing his and the Underwood song words

25:52

and that lasts a new well you

25:55

don't have enough. Ah any any subject.

25:57

Ruins. sing about thing about the

25:59

weather Because outside, it's

26:02

a big old weather. It's a big old

26:04

weather. It's a big old weather. I got

26:07

a girl right here who doesn't wear leather.

26:10

Because she loves animals. Doesn't

26:13

want them to die. But boy,

26:16

oh boy, she cries like a big

26:18

dark sky, big, big dark sky, because

26:20

these boys hurt her. It's honestly not

26:22

bad. They hurt her heart. Heart?

26:25

She puts it out there, and

26:27

they just tear it apart. Tear

26:30

it apart. Tara, you're me. Yeah,

26:32

she's so good. Notice how you said something about the weather, and it just all

26:34

came back to me. Yeah. I'll do

26:36

anything on your back. OK. Oh,

26:39

my god. You did

26:41

say you had a lot to talk about today. Did you

26:43

want to bring it up now, or forever hold your peace?

26:45

Before this podcast started, you were like, I got to get

26:48

on my mic. You were fired up. I

26:50

don't even remember, to be honest. Oh, my god. I

26:52

think it was just like I was running. You know what I mean? Oh,

26:55

I do have one thing to say. We should bring

26:57

back lollipops. Hot

26:59

take, OK. It's not that hot. It's like when

27:01

we were kids, when we left the doctor's office, there would

27:03

be a lollipop. The other day, I was getting a pedicure,

27:06

which by the way, I fell asleep getting a pedicure. It was

27:08

the most humiliating moment of my life. My phone died. This is

27:10

off topic. My phone died, and she's like, OK,

27:12

sweetie, you're all done. And I'm like, I

27:14

woke up. I don't

27:16

nap. I don't fall asleep randomly. But anytime

27:18

someone touches your feet or your legs, you do

27:20

fall asleep. Wait, that's so true, because I talk

27:22

about this all the time, because when I get massages

27:25

a second, they get to the second floor. I'm dead

27:27

asleep. And I don't get to enjoy the massage. But

27:29

what's also weird is I've never fallen asleep during a

27:31

pedicure. I think my phone was dead. And I was

27:33

just like, how embarrassing is that? Anyway, I left the

27:36

pedicure, and they had little lollipops. I'm like, why

27:38

don't they use this anymore? After stores and

27:40

grocery stores, they just have little free lollipops for

27:42

everyone. And you should be able to just like,

27:45

how much do you think vaping would get put to

27:47

the side if we just have lollipops all the

27:49

time? Yeah, nicotine-infused lollipops? No,

27:52

no, just like something to suck on. Whoa.

27:54

Pause. I

27:56

will make pops. They still sell like, lollipops and stuff

27:58

at the store. Our into a

28:00

bar one time with about you guys and

28:03

they they're behind the bar there was a

28:05

there was there were lollipops. And.

28:07

Huge. Fan. So the guy can I get one

28:10

and about I say you are one of eight.

28:12

yeah probably bazooka. The inside of your like really

28:14

cool. He was like a year you can have

28:16

one I guess he gives it to me. I'm.

28:19

Walking on the board my buddies who they've been thus

28:21

far before they don't send him to me. it wasn't

28:23

like look and we sorta weird we get home. turns

28:25

out. Girls. Ask for live

28:28

up there when they're willing to blow jobs. That

28:31

that the now. Lad, it's. Very

28:33

kind of vote he gave it to you though I don't

28:35

know what that means. He just probably thought that I wanted

28:37

to go blow job. I was wondering why the adamant and

28:39

in the law. That's not Alex

28:41

who would know that like it's like at that Likud. It's

28:43

kind of like the matter is hop the secret menu

28:46

at like in an hour or something. You know it's

28:48

like it. I have. A You know the now and

28:50

it's slaves. Or secret menu A strip clubs? yeah

28:52

ago. good thing animals out where there are no

28:54

money. yeah yeah of it burst open that rose

28:56

beats what do you think? you should. You be

28:58

good. It. Fellatio right?

29:00

But if you know really family bad

29:03

about as a why why have the

29:05

worst gag reflex ah edu using

29:07

have known as nice as handling or

29:09

another to figure it out or you

29:12

probably tell you have one and

29:14

how many times he does number one,

29:16

these are flexible I'm not necessarily what

29:18

it's flexibility, have to slow dogs when

29:21

hundred gonna be be able to

29:23

bend over towel know as he she's

29:25

referring to you enjoy them frequently. As

29:27

so it's like don't you know what you like Like

29:29

biggest. Fan of them. Are. You don't really

29:32

like take not all I all live

29:34

video. Just like. And. Almost are

29:36

used. I didn't get enough blow jobs when I heard

29:38

of as I know like. Maybe you just haven't.

29:41

Ah, summer favorite as I'm afraid of me

29:43

explain why never been my favorites Annoying. Overnight

29:45

has enough. There's more detail to go. Now

29:48

it's really dislike. As systems like you do,

29:50

you feel you're kind of freaking the emotion

29:52

so it looks like you're having the time

29:54

so they don't feel insecure. ah

29:57

well sounded like it came from experience

30:00

Yeah, it's happened to me brother. Because

30:03

there's some comedian who talks about

30:05

like we move and make noises

30:07

for you guys. Oh,

30:09

yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that. But

30:12

he's essentially talking about it's true. It's like when

30:14

you masturbate along with his dead stylist. We just

30:16

masturbate like you know, assassins. I

30:19

mean, they would girls. You guys just sit there

30:21

like... Like, we could easily

30:23

shut off. Silent,

30:26

yeah. And be fine. Hey, we know.

30:29

We know you're over there silent up there. What does that

30:31

mean? Wait, you live with them. That's crazy. I feel

30:33

like if I was with a bunch of guys, I'd

30:35

be like... Like black music just is like silence out.

30:41

What is that one? Hold on. What the

30:43

hell? It's just... You know

30:45

how you're affecting those flower ones? I don't

30:47

know the flower but it's like... The rose toys, like the

30:49

sucky ones. I

30:53

don't like the sound. Sounds

30:55

like a rubber duck in a bathtub. It kind of looks

30:57

like a... It sounds like innocent. Why does it sound so

30:59

much like innocence with something so nefarious? She

31:02

did show us her items. Yeah. We

31:05

caught them when they came in. No. We're

31:07

not... No. We already talked about it. Yeah, but we...

31:10

It's inconspicuous. You

31:14

say the word right, we'll keep it inconspicuous. If you

31:16

can say the inconspicuous neighborhood... We

31:18

live in half of the world. We're

31:21

not doing this again. Every time that

31:23

commercial comes on... What commercial? The state

31:25

farm one. What do they say? With

31:27

Arnold Schwarzenegger. Oh my... Wait. Whoa. Back

31:30

half just got you canceled. Arnold who?

31:33

I don't want to think again. So we've got

31:35

shorts and then you said he's what? You gotta

31:37

cut that. No,

31:40

no. That's totally fine. If

31:43

she said the N word, we would definitely cut

31:45

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31:47

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34:35

if I lose my HR job to him? You

34:39

have, number one, you don't have the qualifications. I feel like that's

34:41

not true. I feel like a list would be way better at

34:43

HR than you. Okay, well let's go to qualifications. You studied in

34:45

school? That is your only qualification. You

34:47

have an education. The only thing

34:49

that you have is the

34:51

thing you need. The thing you need to do

34:54

it. Technically, I have a doctorate degree. No, you

34:56

don't. You wanna play doctor?

34:59

He's not gonna play operation on you. He's

35:01

a one to law school. I

35:03

always say if I didn't do this, I would love

35:05

to just go to law school. Why then? Yeah,

35:08

I would. I don't know, I like stuff

35:10

like that. I'd love to be an

35:12

entertainment lawyer. One day, maybe I'll just take the bar for

35:15

fun. What's your favorite? You gotta go to law school to

35:17

take the bar. No, you don't. Yeah, you do. No,

35:19

you don't. Okay. Maybe not, maybe I'm

35:21

wrong. You are wrong. Maybe I'm dead wrong. Maybe

35:24

the guy that's doing four years. I thought I thought the other day, I said

35:26

the same thing as you. Actually, you could just take the bar

35:28

if you studied. Can you look that up, Alyssa? Yeah. You

35:31

have to, because to get the bar, you have to provide accreditation

35:33

that you went to law school. I think there's like a shorter

35:35

version you can do. Because I'm

35:37

pretty sure that's what Kim did. Kim who? Kardashian.

35:39

I thought she actually went to law school. That's what

35:42

I thought, but I guess I was wrong. I thought

35:44

you didn't go to school. You didn't go to school.

35:46

Yeah, she probably got like her LLM. Professors came to

35:48

her house. Oh, well. In California,

35:50

qualified applicants can take the bar exam

35:52

without going to law school. Oh, that

35:54

fucking poppycock. Look up, Georgia. You

35:57

just got outlawed. By me! Maybe

36:00

I maybe I would be a great lawyer. Don't

36:02

do this That's how

36:05

no, that's how she wins every case

36:07

judge. He's innocent Well,

36:15

look of it look at the sucker punchy Skyler

36:17

in the peach state you must have a lot

36:19

of I just want to know what

36:22

like the qualification go back go back. I want to

36:24

sucker punch you right now Like I was right. You

36:26

were right. Yeah, but not everywhere And

36:28

this is a meat. This is a meat undermining Kim Kardashian Like

36:30

I thought she went to law school too. Yeah, I guess

36:32

she didn't which is awesome. This is you mining her

36:34

I would love to technically you're a gold digger Ain't

36:38

nobody there's so many layers to what I just

36:40

said. Yeah That

36:45

was like a trace lay chase cake or

36:47

whatever what has the bunch of layers at

36:50

double entendre I Did

37:02

block out for I don't know what we were talking I was trying to read

37:08

What's your favorite lob in me and ask What

37:11

do you mean? Well, you want to be a lawyer so I don't

37:13

okay I never said I want to be a lawyer I

37:15

said one day if I'm like, you know bored in this

37:17

life I would love to study for

37:19

the bar exam and take a California bar and be able to like practice

37:22

law if you could add any Bar bar law

37:24

into existence. What would you add? Oh, that's a

37:26

great question Oh,

37:30

oh if they leave DNA in you

37:32

they have to also treat

37:34

you to three dinners That's a good one. I

37:36

don't really care for that. Oh, you're just the

37:38

DNA I

37:42

mean, I you know what I don't like and

37:44

speaking of that It's like I hate when like if you're

37:46

talking about a woman people are like, oh Yeah,

37:49

a bunch of guys like

37:51

fuck her like yeah, it's like why can't we fuck

37:53

them? Like I don't understand and you do like no

37:56

what I'm no what I'm saying is I don't like

37:58

that This is like a big sip more Or

38:00

societal issue but like not that I can solve all the

38:02

ss you can but. I'm saying I don't like

38:04

that girls if they're like. You know,

38:06

like to. Hang. Out in Sli

38:08

browse the non a slice split when a guy does

38:11

it it's cool and your liked. The.

38:13

Shit the fuck what's up with

38:15

that are like. A deer tick tick

38:17

borne illness while ago I was going

38:19

to say i feel like the tides

38:21

are turning just a little bit wary

38:23

now and.last were now men that sleep

38:25

around get like a bad rap with

38:27

when I don't. Think either of them she

38:29

get a bad rap. It's what you want to

38:32

do with your body but I'm I'm wholeheartedly saying

38:34

like it's it's like I don't like. the people

38:36

are just like oh now empty spot comments are

38:38

getting the me to say my teeth. As

38:40

a Subaru was upset If the war

38:43

I hope it happen moments ago the

38:45

family member of the physicists or Mexico

38:47

this year attempts or ellen. Figure.

38:50

Out if I. Was this whole pack as eclipse the committee but with

38:52

that say. Oh that's you. For me

38:54

it wouldn't have to be fair. You probably can see

38:57

if there was some prep school on boarding to the

38:59

consists of am I getting a for that for having

39:01

with skipped stick of not I posted it like I

39:03

don't think so. I think it's pretty fun to say

39:05

that women can have such a not be called for

39:08

the think the i figured i better evidence is going

39:10

on as simple as a good positioning another with a

39:12

position. Where. Do you think that like. It.

39:15

Because it's coming. From me know I think the

39:17

only people that are gonna hate on there

39:19

are like the alpha males and Chad's of

39:21

the world. You know that I don't I

39:24

have. Those are my for my the

39:26

atoms. It's always the gym breasts had like

39:28

in my day ends and I now I

39:30

am not This is he doing right now

39:32

Who says always them both As always had

39:34

it's always like soccer as I'm like. I.

39:36

Don't gotta weed on anything uncommon. Offices

39:38

there track though. I

39:41

learned that the hard way with who. You. Haven't

39:43

seen you date a killer who like when

39:45

when the do with you want me to

39:47

say annual display that serve. Oh.

39:50

I forgot about three Blur as he does have

39:52

an account. Bob to the he's. not

39:56

accountable a finance finance browse god

39:58

find friends tell me They're

40:00

just like you know calculating all the

40:02

time Exactly

40:07

it's okay. He's the restroom. I'm sorry anything here Well, it's actually

40:10

he take a bathroom break to the Phil's gonna have a we

40:12

gotta have a quick talk Do you guys mind going together? No,

40:15

hey fucking do it in the bathroom Johnny go

40:17

over there She's unbuttoning her

40:20

pants off camera She

40:25

like pulled her pants halfway down before

40:27

she got in the door I did

40:29

not! Go pee! You're making things up and I

40:31

killed him alive! Rocking

40:34

your Robbie laughing. Yeah she flashed Robbie

40:36

on the way by Sorry Rob. Sorry

40:38

big arm While

40:41

she's gone, I think we could talk about something we

40:43

acquired a new arch nemesis We did

40:46

the dryer the dryer. Oh my

40:48

god. I think dude. You might be a

40:50

fucking double agent I think how am

40:52

I a double agent with at was

40:54

it actually AJ Madison? Oh, yeah, also

40:57

he was like man, actually Madison's hard

40:59

No, I said I said AJ Madison

41:01

allegedly and then you were like isn't

41:03

that the sex website? I said no

41:06

This is AJ Madison. I'm not

41:08

so sure I'm against AJ Madison right

41:10

now until I hear your pitch. What's

41:12

been going on? Okay, so it started

41:14

with Zach bought a new washer dryer

41:16

set for the garage me I without

41:18

doing any research without doing any research.

41:20

That's a negative on you hold up

41:22

No, this all starts with you

41:24

this starts with your fuckup because you

41:26

are so impulsive And if

41:29

you would have just talked to

41:31

us Any of us

41:33

to be like hey which dryer should I

41:35

get should I get electric or gas? We

41:37

could have told you we don't have the

41:39

outlet for an electric. You know, yes, I

41:41

would have known How would you have known?

41:43

Can I also be honest? So this

41:45

is a point I think I can bring up my side of the

41:47

story if that's okay We're gonna let you finish

41:50

this out of the store real fast, okay When

41:56

buying the washer and dryer, okay,

41:58

so to back up second. We

42:01

changed the garage into an Irish pub

42:04

and the washer and dryer in there were

42:06

side by side and it was taking

42:08

up a lot of room. So I was like, let's try

42:10

to get a stackable pair. I look on

42:13

I look online I find I find a nice black

42:15

accent washer and dryer that's really going to fit the

42:17

tone of the room. And

42:19

in my brain, you know, I'm reading

42:21

reviews, what's a good washer and dryer,

42:24

good aesthetic, a good price. That's kind

42:26

of where my head's at. Now,

42:29

did I think or know that washer

42:32

and dryers or the dryers could be

42:34

anything but one form

42:36

of energy to dry clothes. I did it. And

42:39

when I say that that when that when that

42:41

dryer got here, and it turns out we needed

42:43

a gas dryer and instead we got an electric

42:46

one that doesn't fit the outlet I first

42:48

of all embarrassed. Taken

42:51

back with with just you

42:54

couldn't believe how stupid you had been. You couldn't believe

42:57

like, God, how did I fuck this up so bad?

42:59

I mean, all I really had to do was go

43:01

down there and look, how did I fuck this up?

43:03

No, no, no, no. What just think about maybe I

43:05

just didn't know that those were even options. So I

43:08

just click dryer. I just went, Oh, a dryer. Well,

43:10

this is a dryer. I'll take this dryer. And it'll

43:12

be the I'll click. This is the dryer. Okay, but

43:14

here's the thing. You did that without telling any of

43:16

us. And what are you talking about? We could have

43:19

told you, Zach, you brought up

43:21

that you wanted a new washer and dryer once.

43:23

And then you said they're coming on Tuesday. But

43:25

you did it when I texted the group chat

43:27

and I said the washer and dryer coming on

43:29

Tuesday, you did not say it is

43:32

definitely a gas dryer. But

43:35

I didn't think you would buy an electric dryer. So

43:37

it doesn't sound like if I brought it up anyway,

43:39

you would have told me anything. Well, if you would

43:41

have said, Hey, I'm thinking about finding a dryer. Can

43:44

we like figure out what we need for in there?

43:46

No, no, no, no, no, no, you I've already stated

43:48

that I did not know that there were two

43:50

different types. No, no, no, but you would if

43:52

you brought it up and said, Hey, guys, I

43:54

did bring it up in the group chat and

43:56

no, you had balded and make sure one dryer

43:58

you got no, that if you Before

44:00

you press purchase I could have looked

44:02

at it and been like this is

44:04

an electric dryer We can't get this

44:06

will you gas dryer know that for

44:08

a fact? Yes, because the electric dryer

44:10

needs a 240 volt outlet Okay,

44:12

go on with guys with the pack Go

44:15

on with no problem with okay before we continue

44:19

You're gonna go to the bank. I did go

44:21

to the bank We have an appointment on Tuesday

44:23

how long it take you three years. It took

44:25

me a while Have we talked about this before?

44:27

Oh, no, you're deflecting. I'm not deflecting. You are

44:29

deflecting You had the definition of deflect you had

44:31

a bad three days. You had

44:33

a somber three days because of a Really

44:36

minute problem. No, I had a somber

44:38

dinner And then

44:40

you guys just kept wanting to bring it up, and

44:43

I was like it's not a big deal, okay I

44:45

don't want to wait a while hold on now. I've

44:47

been on your side of the door. I've been on

44:49

your side What the fuck is going on? I don't

44:51

have a podcast for like a week and suddenly

44:54

everyone's fighting Guyler give her

44:56

the fill-in of what happened all right zach

44:58

fucked up or the wrong on zach is

45:00

no physically deflecting from his fuck up Right

45:05

now we're talking about she being sad for

45:07

no reason Wrong

45:12

last night to pause No

45:14

one speak except for Skyler, and I'll never say that

45:16

so thank you. Okay, okay, but you know I said

45:18

no one's back No one

45:20

speak explain why you sad first cuz that way we're

45:22

gonna All the bases go ahead all

45:24

right, so we were at dinner a few weeks ago

45:26

And thank you for going ahead and we

45:29

were all sitting there having a grand time

45:31

Jared was having a good time Jared looks

45:33

at this foam well zach zach. I knew

45:35

that zach okay Yeah, that is that

45:37

smokehouse. No. This is a wood ranch. I knew that you

45:39

look at this phone and then put it down Can you it yeah,

45:42

and well we didn't know that on this phone

45:44

previously zach had made a quite that could like

45:46

berate it him About getting a new bank because

45:48

yeah, it was a break Zach

45:51

had like yelled at him or like argued with him about getting a

45:53

bank I Asked here specifically was

45:55

it zach being a jackass about the bank thing

45:58

and Jared was like no. It's not that And

46:00

then Jared like kind of moped for about two days.

46:02

I did not mope for a day. And I think

46:04

what happened was about halfway through he realized that we

46:06

weren't gonna give up why he was moping and then

46:08

he realized, oh shit, I'm gonna have to tell them

46:10

that it was because of this comment, a single bank

46:13

comment. And so he just kind of didn't

46:15

ever say anything about it. Also with

46:17

that dinner, I was on the other

46:19

end of the table with your mom

46:21

having a fucking existential crisis because she

46:24

loves bringing up one of my ex-girlfriends.

46:27

And she just doesn't understand why you got rid of the

46:29

love of your life. And two,

46:31

can I bring this back? I

46:33

didn't just randomly berate him about this bank.

46:35

I'd asked him. No, no, but you were

46:37

in such a jack-and-a-b-wet at dinner. Some people

46:39

have a boiling point. I asked

46:41

him to fix this bank issue maybe 30 times. And

46:44

then at dinner, you know, at some point a

46:46

bank got brought up and I'm like, I start seeing red a

46:49

little bit. I'm like, Jared, what are we gonna do this bank

46:51

thing? And then he just ate

46:53

me completely shuts down. Like I killed his

46:55

family dog. And you know what, Jared? I want

46:57

to say I agree with you because my dad sometimes

46:59

out of nowhere will say something that I've been putting

47:01

off. And I'm like, okay, obviously I put it off

47:04

for a reason. Like don't bring it up again. Like

47:06

I understand. And it's like, but

47:08

there's not a reason with the reason that he would

47:10

put it off. It just helps

47:12

the business. I honestly just keep

47:14

forgetting. Like sometimes you just don't want to

47:16

do something or you don't feel like it. And then

47:19

the one time I do go to the bank, both

47:21

of us need to be there. And then I was

47:23

so mad. But we could have known. I

47:26

know. Okay. So

47:29

now moving on to the dryer fiasco, some things you've been

47:31

stuck in, I assume, but can we move on? Okay.

47:35

Anyway, so Zach orders the wrong, wrong dryer,

47:37

right? He tasked me with the job to

47:39

return it and get the gas dryer. So

47:41

I'm on the phone with AJ Madison and

47:43

I'm like, Hey, we got to return it.

47:45

Not an individual. I knew this was gonna

47:47

be. Oh yeah. This is the company I

47:50

think named after an individual in the past. So

47:53

I'm on the phone with them. First of

47:55

all, their return policy is wild. They're like,

47:57

it needs to be in the original packaging.

48:00

And there's a 35% restocking

48:02

fee, which is insane.

48:05

And when they deliver it, when they delivered it, well

48:07

we can't because we don't, it doesn't plug. It

48:09

doesn't fit. And for us to wire it to

48:11

work properly is like another three grand. The big

48:14

fiasco is an electric dryer came, which I thought

48:16

would be fine, because I thought it just plugged

48:18

into the wall. Turns out you have to completely

48:20

change the outlet because the plug-in for the dryer

48:22

is bigger than the normal outlet. And that's,

48:24

I think you have every right to not know that. I wouldn't

48:26

know that. Thank you. Okay, but the thing was he

48:28

said. If he had just brought

48:31

it up, because I didn't know what he

48:33

brought. So this is a deeper rooted issue where Zach just does

48:35

things without telling anyone. Yeah, he's impulsive. I know. Okay,

48:38

anyway, so. And once he sets his mind

48:40

to something, he has to do it. And

48:42

dude, Robbie is gonna have to get on

48:44

your ass about the purchasing power that you

48:46

have. What are you talking about? The

48:48

$4,500 TV you bought for the office.

48:50

What? And then the other one you bought last

48:52

night, that was what? But

48:54

I can take the other one back. You're not going to.

48:57

It's already installed. I wanted it in a different part of

48:59

the room. No, the one that

49:01

I have, the new one, can be taken back to Best

49:03

Buy. Be like, hey, we just bought this here. And then

49:05

I can buy another one. So it's two for the price

49:07

of one. I don't know. Why

49:09

wouldn't we have done that in the beginning? Because I

49:11

didn't know about the second. Because you didn't look,

49:13

you just impulsively bought. I was at a Best

49:16

Buy. And you know who's with me? Checking off

49:18

all of these boxes. Robbie. What was that? Check

49:20

off these boxes. If you guys don't know, we're

49:22

forming Dropouts Media and Robbie is a COO and

49:25

he approved the purchases. And he's like. Robbie

49:27

said this is sick. OK, so when I go to

49:29

the mall and I want to use Dropouts. Feel

49:31

free. I want to wear this on the podcast.

49:34

I hope Robbie approves of it. Technically, that's

49:36

a write off. Totally fine. That's our

49:38

costume department. Come shopping. OK,

49:40

we'll find it. We can also

49:42

shop. If you're going to buy a new shoe,

49:44

you can also shop in the face. I'd

49:46

actually rather something else be paid off. If you

49:49

need to like costume shop for the show, you

49:51

just need to buy like, just order like six,

49:53

seven blankets. Oh,

49:55

I'm sorry. This would be fun. You

49:57

know the comment I got the other day. So that's a mean. What

50:01

comment did you get? I don't it's fine. Wait

50:03

somebody says about you who? I'll

50:09

rip their teeth out put in a jar by my bed and count them

50:11

when I go to bed Well, they call you they called you what

50:13

or something? No, they said You're

50:17

gonna love this go go go Oh, he just

50:19

said I don't know if it's he but they

50:21

said Alyssa's fat with some other things somebody else

50:23

were confident at that And they're like or

50:25

said something and they're like, yeah true, but she's so fat.

50:27

Oh my god We're

50:30

not laughing at you. We're laughing at the way that you say

50:32

the one that got just doubled down No,

50:35

no, we tell her this every day. Yeah, she comes in she goes

50:43

That's what she yeah, and then we go no verbatim

50:47

Okay, that's what that is what she does

50:50

do that every day we told her no

50:52

we're very not fat talking to her You're

50:55

very excited. Tell her something. No, what were you gonna say right

50:57

there? You were gonna say Tara and then you're oh Do you

50:59

want to play where the odds so it's

51:01

skill? And then

51:04

if you lose you have to pay off Alyssa's credit cards,

51:06

how much is it? I

51:12

would never make you I would never make anybody

51:14

pay them off You know, it's the

51:16

funniest thing is so we were we've already talked about this before

51:18

but I don't think you're on here is She

51:20

got mad. So she's like I'm back that my credit card.

51:22

No, I can't get another one And I love that and

51:25

she's like and they were like, well, why do you spend

51:27

so much? She's like, it's not my fault. They didn't tell

51:29

me my limit went up But

51:32

you spent the money like they didn't tell me

51:34

that I could spend that much She has a

51:36

point you can make you aware But when you

51:38

spend a thousand dollars and it doesn't cut off

51:40

and you spend five thousand dollars more you're I get

51:42

it She's probably like oh, I could swipe again. Well, they

51:44

definitely definitely they send notices Well to you

51:46

will to be fair like when I spend more

51:48

like you're to your point. I thought that talk

51:51

for Jared Thank you much what

51:53

talk bank bang you shut down the character.

51:55

Oh when a woman says it's all happy

51:57

laughing because they got milk but well I

52:00

said it as a joke. Okay, you

52:02

break me and sometimes rightfully so. Okay,

52:04

I'll be honest But I don't do

52:07

well with negative reinforcement. Do you like

52:09

getting braided? No, I hate it I

52:12

want to cry you're not getting the right kind of

52:14

braided. You're saying not you're not built for mental warfare

52:17

No, no, no, not at all. Skylar

52:19

and you would hate girls leapovers in the pocket

52:21

girl sleepovers Yeah, cuz you'd be braided all the

52:24

time. Oh middle school You're

52:27

about to speak something to Alyssa, okay Guys,

52:30

I promised this individual I would bring this up on the

52:32

podcast and I'm going to on Wednesday I

52:34

went to Barney's surprise surprise and this guy comes up

52:36

to me and he's like, can I please buy you

52:38

a shot? Like I love dropout. Oh, no. No, that's

52:41

not what he said. Sorry. I've got a drunk You

52:44

didn't talk to me He

52:46

came up to me and like sat by the table and

52:48

went like hey girls Love your silhouette and I was like

52:51

what oh my god You watch the

52:53

podcast because me and Alyssa once went to Barney's and

52:55

this guy came up to Alyssa and said I love

52:57

your silhouette That's a great compliment to get at first

52:59

I was like, what the fuck like that's such a

53:01

weird thing to say to me and then I was

53:03

like, oh my god But you walked up and he's

53:05

like, yeah, like another show by shot. I was like,

53:07

yes So he filmed his name's Isaac. Thank you Isaac

53:09

for that vodka shot. It was huge. They're the

53:12

same guy that talked to Alyssa No, okay

53:15

Watch is the no, I know I thought maybe he's

53:17

like heard it and then no no no That'd be

53:19

crazy. That'd be funny No, it was another guy and then he

53:21

showed me that he came to the show So he

53:24

was like he actually like watches the podcast. Oh, yeah

53:27

Oh, yeah, he told me he'd just come back from a Dodgers

53:29

game that helps Listen

53:32

I was pretty drunk guys stuff. Just what I

53:34

remember he's watching people hit baseballs that yeah, I

53:36

think I got him Okay. Yeah, how do you

53:38

feel about that? I thought it was so funny and I

53:40

was like, I have to go I was like I have to tell if

53:42

if I have to tell us this I love that. Yeah, are we

53:45

allowed to talk about? The

53:47

person paying you to talk to them since

53:49

it's over since it didn't happen. I

53:51

will say I do think I got

53:54

scammed Because after I said no to

53:56

the other one another person came from

53:58

the woodworks and said something And I was like

54:00

well now you gotta explain what's happened. Well, okay, so I

54:02

was Dm. I

54:05

somebody to be paid just

54:07

to chat. Oh You

54:10

know and

54:13

Was like sexual chat. No, it's just

54:15

regular chat And so I was like,

54:18

I mean whatever people look for companionship. Yeah,

54:20

so I was like we were all pro it

54:22

we can say that We were yeah, do it do it make

54:24

the money. We don't I felt weird doing it I'm

54:26

like not that type of person but I was like,

54:28

alright, whatever I felt like I'm gonna make a bag

54:30

of money where I was like for two weeks I

54:32

could pay everything off So I was like, okay And

54:34

then you said you're not that kind of person dang

54:37

if I was in your position and I had a lot

54:39

of debt I would do a lot of things like if

54:42

I didn't already have a lot of money and I was

54:44

in your position Which I would never would be because I'm

54:46

sad back. No, I know that's I'm so liquid What

54:51

I think you're gonna make a liquid joke You

54:54

looked at him in such a way that you're be

54:56

like, oh liquid Sometimes you have those little you know,

54:58

you'll throw that out there. I apologize I I pause

55:00

for you to and now we just

55:02

derailed everything. Anyway, you're getting you're used to

55:04

getting Anyways

55:07

long story short is he

55:09

was about to like pay me and it was

55:11

through cash app and he had me like Apparently

55:14

go through like Bitcoin or something I

55:18

had to put money into this account and I was

55:20

like, I'm not and then I kept saying no No,

55:22

I'm done. Thank you. Like goodbye and he kept like

55:24

it's like a Ouija board and

55:27

he kept like Talking and

55:29

like asking me and like being like it's fine.

55:31

It's fine He sent me videos of people like saying

55:33

thank you like for the money all that stuff

55:35

and Yeah,

55:40

I was like he was like I'll

55:42

send you money but first you have to donate just

55:44

some money to this charity First

55:47

guy, oh, this is another guy. There's been

55:49

another with the other guy say that was the one I

55:51

just the story I just told the first guy was like you have

55:53

to Put money into this

55:55

thing for a charity of my choosing and I'm like, I'm not

55:57

doing that similar

56:00

like you have to put money in to the

56:02

bank account oh yeah we have to get you

56:04

on like I didn't put it in there did you

56:07

know no what's that one

56:09

like website where it's like you can find

56:11

like sugar daddy just hook to oh

56:13

to catch a predator

56:16

no.com no it's like also

56:19

to freight to preference I do not

56:21

want this I did wait why well

56:24

you know if it's someone reasonable and rely

56:26

like it's like who doesn't

56:28

want to sugar daddy I want to

56:30

be I don't know I feel we love

56:32

sugar daddy as long as I guess you're not

56:34

putting yourself in danger with anything I think they should have

56:37

to group chat one of us in like one of the

56:39

guys no or illicit just agree to do it and then

56:41

hire somebody else to text on your behalf don't say it

56:43

like that because you know when people watch this podcast and

56:45

they're probably gonna be like yeah I'll do that and then

56:48

they pay now they know that cut that out Jared got

56:51

a spam risk that's the guy

56:53

oh hell here

56:55

let's just you know straight to camera I'll do it for

56:57

you hey guys if you guys want

57:00

to you know whisper sweet nothings through

57:02

messaging SMS or I message

57:04

to Alyssa for

57:07

cash please let us know in

57:09

the comments down below how much you would

57:11

pay per day or per we'll do a per week

57:13

basis how many messages a week do they get for

57:15

that four messages back

57:17

and forth hello and goodbye

57:23

or a hundred

57:26

hundred I see that's what I

57:28

hate constant you're all in your phone all the

57:30

time anyway I don't want to like you also hate

57:32

debt girls send the

57:34

hundred mess and don't you love Italy a

57:36

hundred messages for a weekend

57:43

what's your price you better

57:48

be the most conversational person if you're charging

57:57

a thousand bucks I think it's great I think

57:59

it's great You should do a thing

58:01

of memo out right now and see

58:03

what type of reality it first and

58:06

last names are not go as equivalent

58:08

were obviously gets richer and like also

58:10

saw a lot of our guys actually

58:12

disability time we got a bit on

58:14

exact hazard cash amount of your brother

58:16

of things for flood of money on

58:18

the hudson money of but if you

58:21

do do a funny way to my

58:23

six dollars and ninety cents or something

58:25

as nice i got my first i

58:27

thought that is hungry oh really hungry

58:29

with. Times it. Was

58:31

one. I just want to say

58:33

that Zach perfectly deflected away from

58:35

know Ryerson I saw other banks

58:37

the joys. okay I was just

58:40

the dryer that off. Go off on a

58:42

day. Okay okay so right call them,

58:44

return it and I tell them said

58:46

the return policy is A has been

58:48

the original packaging. Thirty five percent restocking

58:50

fee. I was like well the guys

58:52

that delivered it to hook the original

58:54

packaging with them and he's like all

58:56

they're not supposed to do that by

58:58

it. Will let me talk to supervisors

59:00

we get it cleared up by cool

59:02

wow will pick that up is and

59:04

she's like you want to order to

59:06

do what I was an avid a

59:08

really hard time keeping up on I

59:10

know what's happening. Okay so anyway. He's

59:13

like we can pick up the the old

59:15

dryer, do what the new one delivered on

59:17

the same day as I? Yes, that sounds

59:19

fantastic. Few. Weeks go by.

59:23

They. Come to pick up the old dryer

59:25

and were like hey do you have the

59:27

new one and they go not as not

59:29

us with the forty talk about else will

59:32

be yeah that's what I'm science and so

59:34

then. Ah, I've. Emailed.

59:36

Them again and I'm like hey, Where's.

59:39

the new dryer and it was supposed to

59:41

be ship on the same day they're like

59:43

oh that order never got placed like mother

59:45

fucker so then but this is one email

59:48

a day at a time like the worst

59:50

customer service i've ever dealt with a man

59:52

so finally like three days later they're like

59:54

okay cool new dryer ship in out to

59:56

you from new jersey so it has to

59:59

ship or And a great state to get

1:00:01

a dryer from. Great state to get a dryer from.

1:00:03

A long time to get to

1:00:05

California. So they're good. They wrote their

1:00:07

wrongs. Until they send the tracking information,

1:00:09

and I read it, and the item

1:00:12

description is a fucking washer. They

1:00:14

got you. They got us. And then, so

1:00:16

I emailed them. I was like, hey, is

1:00:19

this a mistake on the tracking information? Or

1:00:21

did you guys actually send a washer? And

1:00:23

they're like, no, we actually sent a washer.

1:00:26

So I'm like, OK, well, can you turn

1:00:28

the washer around and send us a dryer?

1:00:30

And they're like, yeah, we could probably do

1:00:32

that. And I was like, OK, but we're

1:00:34

not paying the restocking fee, and I want

1:00:36

a discount on the dryer. And they're like,

1:00:38

OK, we can do that. So they

1:00:41

send the washer back, and then I hear nothing

1:00:45

from them for like a week ago, right? Yeah.

1:00:47

I hear nothing from them for like four days,

1:00:49

and I keep following up. And then I asked

1:00:51

them finally again, and I was just like, hey,

1:00:54

is the new dryer order place, and

1:00:56

is it coming? And they just emailed

1:00:58

this morning and said, I regret to

1:01:00

inform you that I do not see

1:01:02

any record of a replacement dryer order

1:01:04

being placed. And they're like,

1:01:07

do you still want to buy it? Absolutely

1:01:09

fucking not. I don't want to deal with this

1:01:11

company anymore. Can I run point on this? No,

1:01:14

Zach already sent me an eBay link for

1:01:17

the exact dryer that we need purchased. It's

1:01:19

on its way. Anyway, that's my answer.

1:01:21

We've been without a washer and dryer for like a month now. We've

1:01:23

been hanging clothes like a month and a half. Yeah, I

1:01:25

was going to say, how do you dry your clothes? Hanging out

1:01:27

there in the wind. God, no. God's dryer.

1:01:30

But then we're hanging out there in the

1:01:32

wind. It was hailing this morning. Brother, that's

1:01:34

a risky outfit. That's an element thing. And

1:01:36

that's a texture thing you're going to love

1:01:38

in your clothes later. And I left, you

1:01:41

know how the dryer makes your delicates nice and

1:01:43

like kind of funky? Delicates, your thongs, whatever. Call

1:01:46

it what it is. It was like. In the 40s? What was

1:01:48

that? I can't look at it. We talked about

1:01:50

Australian flip flops. It was like socks and underwear and

1:01:52

all that. And then I laid them out to

1:01:54

dry my dresser. Lay them

1:01:57

outside. They're like hard. If

1:01:59

you lay them outside on the side. They're not hard.

1:02:02

I want to say that thumbs outside in the

1:02:04

thing where everyone can see Them

1:02:09

are us three we're not gonna smell them

1:02:11

here around we also

1:02:13

have a bush wall going around I

1:02:19

don't want them to sell side cuz they'll smell like outside.

1:02:21

I'm like no they won't yeah, they will

1:02:23

here's my suggestion You guys you've put clothes

1:02:25

outside recently No, this is that

1:02:28

an outside No

1:02:37

Okay, I have a suggestion There's actually a company where

1:02:39

you can instead of going like a laundromat which is

1:02:42

like the obvious answer I know that's a little dougie

1:02:44

There's a company you can call you are there is

1:02:46

a company you can call and they come pick up

1:02:48

your laundry and drop it off Like same day you

1:02:50

guys know that right that sounds really way more I'm

1:02:52

saying oh, I'll do it. Yeah Cleaners

1:03:00

oh well fine, but it's expensive. Yeah, don't

1:03:02

go to the dry cleaner. Yeah, we're helping like

1:03:04

we're helping local businesses I

1:03:06

think on the next episode This is this is related to

1:03:08

your boojiness We need to get Robbie on here And we

1:03:11

just only do like come up with like for the past

1:03:13

three weeks What zach's purchased and I

1:03:15

want you to be able to defend it and

1:03:17

then I want Robbie to either defend it Yeah,

1:03:20

we'll get Robbie. Oh, not CFO.

1:03:22

She's CFO Hired

1:03:28

Thank you That's kind of how I

1:03:30

got a podcast my only qualm

1:03:32

with that is I feel like Zach will have

1:03:35

such a good like Response and Robbie will be

1:03:37

like, okay There

1:03:41

is the rat bastard He

1:03:49

just came by and said excuse me some of those purchases

1:03:51

are just Right. He wanted

1:03:53

to go get away with any of us. He

1:03:55

wanted to do an LED wall for

1:03:58

what packed right off That's

1:04:00

not, number one is not a tax. How is the Dragon Shoe

1:04:02

comes out this summer? And if you don't want to watch something

1:04:04

on a 25 foot wall, then you don't get to come to

1:04:06

the warehouse to watch it. You are also looking up $300,000 projections.

1:04:09

I'm not gonna get one. I can't afford

1:04:11

that. Okay, okay. That's just fun. Hold on.

1:04:15

that'd be fun to drive. Okay, what about the 50's out there? If Zach gets

1:04:17

an LED wall, can I get a new

1:04:19

car? Yes. That's not

1:04:21

a business right now. How does that make any sense?

1:04:23

If it's 6,000 pounds. I also

1:04:25

drive to and from here every day and you guys all live

1:04:27

here. Yes, I say yes. All

1:04:30

in favor. Aye. Aye.

1:04:33

No. Nay. Nay.

1:04:35

Keep your fucking hand down. Keep

1:04:38

your mouth shut. If you do

1:04:40

go get a car, can I come with you? Like check them out. That's

1:04:42

fine. I also need a new car. I wish

1:04:44

I had a car. You just got one.

1:04:47

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1:04:56

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1:04:58

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1:05:00

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1:05:05

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1:05:08

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1:05:12

much. Remember to write in the comments something

1:05:15

about something that I asked. What was it? What

1:05:17

was your favorite song? Oh yeah, which of the

1:05:19

songs that I made. Anthony wants

1:05:21

to make songs disparaging Zach. Yeah,

1:05:24

why disparaging? It's called...