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What's up guys? What's up

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guys? What do I do? Brother,

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where are the hell? What's up guys?

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Welcome to episode 202 of Dropouts podcast.

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We decided to... Travel. Yeah,

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we decided to take a little vacation. Your

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mom takes a vacation. Which one? It's

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my side of the bed. Anyways, what's up guys? What's

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up? What's up? What's up?

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What's up? What's up? What's

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up? What's up? What's up?

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What's up? What's up? What's

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up? We're traveling, we're

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doing it big. For audio listeners, this is going

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to be a fantastic episode for you guys. Yeah,

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maybe tune into the video version. Yeah,

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yeah. Maybe. There's nothing going

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on. So, dare

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come over here. Don't you dare

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come over here. Not a single thing

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different. Tara was very concerned about a

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wide shot for just seeing her children's

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Barbie hooves she's got on. They're

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moon boots and I don't like the cold, so I don't

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get to usually wear them. They are pretty cute.

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I like those. What's cute is the

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adjective. You were a cute guy. Yeah?

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Did Jared throw adjectives around? I mean, it makes sense. I

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did find this jacket in Jared's closet. Okay,

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that was a gift from somebody.

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That was a gift from our

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previous roommate, who, Nelson? I thought

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you were going to say Dracula or something.

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I thought you were going to say someone

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similar, or someone who's an acquaintance to the

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botical story. Why are you looking at me like

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that? Jared, you're sweating. Dude, because, okay,

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news flash, we're not actually on Mount Everest.

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Okay, we're in the middle of a fucking

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studio and it's a thousand degrees in here.

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Look at Jared and he's glistening. This jacket's

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double insulated. Okay? Fucking

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sue me. We

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don't sweat on this podcast. Oh, it says

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you. You're the biggest sweater. You're also in

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a Hawaiian shirt, like a jackass. Okay,

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I didn't think we'd be coming at each other

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for our garments today. You're the first one who did

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it out in my hooves. That's

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true. Yeah, I get them. You started it.

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But they are. But what I'm trying to say is... You

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look really... really really pink

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today and good. So

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think about that next time. I love it. Think

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about that person. It's like 2000s Barbie. Oh my

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god, stop. Wanna make out? On

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top of Mount Everest, so romantic. Mount Everest

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and got Shirovi. It's funny how much you

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throw lips at him. Why is that funny?

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No, is it in the tent because

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you know it may never

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happen and so you understand the audience

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knows that so they can clearly see that it's a

2:27

joke, but you would never say that to me because

2:29

you get worried about a clip being thrown up on

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old tinky-tocky? I think so. Why do you think it

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could never happen? Yeah, Zach. I'm

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sorry, that's not me. I know, it's not that. Too

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much sweat, she said. That's

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a kiss right now. That means I'm putting

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in work. I love Jared. What? A

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family friendly podcast. No, it's not,

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brother. Also, don't kiss me Jared.

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I'm not gonna kiss you. Why

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are you so warm? We fed it to

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her. Jacket in trouble insulated. No,

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I can't ruin the illusion. If we were

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on Everest, trapped up here with you all,

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which could be my nightmare. I'd eat Skyler

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first. I was gonna ask who we'd

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eat first. Skyler. Is that a big joke? Here's the thing,

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you wouldn't get to, I would kill you. So

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no, there would be

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immediately tribes formed. Oh, can I be

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in your tribe? Tribes? There's five of

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us. What are the tribes? No, one

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against all. Yeah, you'd be on your

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own, Alyssa. That's

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all right. You can have her if you want. She's

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not gonna do great for hunting and gallery. You know what's

3:30

crazy? I'm gonna play this naive

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card forever until I

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get in a situation like this. And then I'd

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beat all your asses and I'd win. And I

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would eat all of you. With or without

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your moon boots on? With the moon boots on.

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Dude, she's gonna curb stomp us with those moon

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boots. Would you cook me medium rare? You're a

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vegetarian, you're not gonna eat me. Oh

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yeah, would you give that up? You'd be up there eating

3:51

snow like a pervert. What? You

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suck off with snow, man. I

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know it. And Jared's a fan of cocaine, so he was. be

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happy up there. People

4:04

recently in a lot of the patreon oh if

4:06

you're not subscribed to the patreon I

4:08

will drown everyone here I will create heat

4:10

I will put Jared in a pile of

4:13

snow where it'll create water and then

4:18

I will take your favorite little tariyami and

4:20

I'll throw her gullet down there so she

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can't breathe also a reason

4:25

you want to do that is we have after-school

4:27

specials 15 to 20 minutes of extra footage of

4:29

you know this podcast another podcast he's kissing my

4:31

hand no worries they're unconventional well who cares it's

4:33

the 80s baby thriving

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a little mustache you hold on one

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second you don't plug in this horse I can right now we're

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also doing other

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stuff oh drunk episode we just posted drunk

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episode targets blacked out and

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I'm pretty sure she throws some tits out

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I don't know I know I show some

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brain Jared what did you show I

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showed me blacked out and Alyssa just showed

4:58

herself without a blanket so we're

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rocking patreon down below if you're not

5:02

subscribed to it again I will drown

5:04

everyone here thank you okay actually speaking

5:06

of the drunk episode so on

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there we got in a fight because

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you guys went and saw Civil War

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oh wait we were after it was that for Civil War

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what was it about are you fucking

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kidding me what

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happened fuck oh you both went to

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see Civil War did you want it you didn't mention

5:27

a yard house I didn't know she said that no

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one time we

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were outside of uh we were walking outside your

5:38

house and you said I can't I can't wait

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for that and you said I think you said

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earn our eyes said like planet

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of the apes forever and then you said no Civil

5:46

War you said that's it month later yeah

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but I didn't hear her say yeah you did it

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was just like seven it's like I can't wait to

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see that I can't wait to see you either so

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I'm gonna go see an opening day we

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didn't make a plan we didn't have a place Like

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no if you go hey Zach we

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should go see this movie. I'm like okay I

6:05

want to see it with you you like okay. I just

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need direct things or else. I'm just gonna go I'm full

6:09

steam ahead. Yeah, I'm picking up on that yeah, but if

6:11

you tell me I would have waited 100% What's

6:13

the other movie? I want to see cuz okay. I'm gonna say it right

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now Poor

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thing we saw poor things. It wasn't wasn't

6:20

very good. No no there is another you

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already saw it. Yeah, we saw I Are

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the biggest fucking assholes on the

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planet you're the most selfish prick

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I've ever heard of you already

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saw it the entire month

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leading up to it as we We

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both said that that's

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all we want to see yeah, I

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do remember Here right here right now challengers

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Challengers it's a movie. Oh

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listen. You should ask Zach what movie he

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saw last night. Oh fuck wait wait wait

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I Did you

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tell him that no? Who

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I know he went with what did you I didn't

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go I'm gonna what if you saw challenges I'm

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gonna He

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saw challenges he saw challenges and I you're

7:13

the worst person I've ever met Can

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I be can I know? No, can I

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rebuttal? No rebuttal. Why would there be a bottle everyone

7:21

who saw the drunk episode it's all that I

7:23

said I want to see this movie And

7:26

then you said in the drunk episode all you have

7:28

to say is that I want to see this movie

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with you now Wait, oh, no, no, no Why

7:33

did you go see it with who friends by

7:35

myself? You see

7:38

it with Jared, okay can I can I

7:40

this is my own stop can I can

7:42

I make a defense? Go

7:44

ahead. Here's what I'll say go into the

7:46

movies like like making a plan to go

7:48

to the movies is like You can go

7:50

watch a movie by yourself. I have a

7:52

great rebuttal. So it doesn't matter I think

7:54

they're like it's not like it's a bonding

7:56

experience. You're just watching. It doesn't matter. She's

7:58

specifically bonding experience because you're going there and

8:00

you're experiencing something that you've never seen before

8:02

together and then you can talk about it

8:04

after I have a rebuttal and it's okay

8:06

go with your rebuttal I didn't know the

8:08

movie we were seeing until I got there okay

8:11

wait I do want to push back on that

8:13

because that's that's not true yes it is we're

8:17

supposed to see a different movie and then

8:19

we got there and they're like no I think

8:22

who did you go with it wasn't

8:24

Skylar I wasn't there Skylar was

8:26

home all day I went

8:29

wait didn't you say I thought you were so tired and then dropped me

8:31

off at my car and then you you

8:33

said you're going to bed when you came home

8:35

you said you were going to bed. Who did

8:37

you go with? I'm so tired. He's

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going to lie. Let me see what his answer

8:43

is first because I know who. I guess I

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think I have to say that right now but

8:47

that's what happened. On the Monos we can hear

8:50

you in the edit. Your mom. Anyway

8:52

um when I got there I didn't I didn't

8:54

know until I got there. Who did you go

8:56

with? We're supposed to be Spider-Man 3. Who's

8:59

we? Who'd you go with? I

9:01

was invited by Emma Pills and Eden just

9:05

friends Australians Australians and I wasn't

9:07

gonna I wasn't gonna tell you

9:09

Alyssa because I fully was gonna

9:11

see it with you again. The

9:13

thing is so I already knew because in my head

9:15

cuz there's no good movies out right now so I'm

9:17

like who where would he I knew he was going

9:19

to the movies last night. They're good movies though. No.

9:22

How'd you know I was going to the movies? You

9:24

told us when. You told us

9:26

right before we filmed the ads last night. And here's

9:28

what's even more fucked up guys he dropped me off around like

9:30

830 at my car and he's like alright you got anything inside

9:32

I'm gonna go inside I'm so sleepy. Come

9:36

on. Your things can be true. One I

9:38

can be sleepy and I can also

9:41

exist inside that sleepiness

9:43

outside the home which is what happened.

9:45

I know but you like implied you were

9:47

going to bed. You totally did. He's just

9:49

not that that's I will say hey

9:51

I'm just saying. Hey hey hey! He dragged me for

9:53

this this is the worst thing I did. I'm just

9:55

saying like on top of all this he also said

9:57

he was just going home to me. I didn't see I was I

9:59

was just going home. I was like, oh, I know you got to

10:02

go do stuff. You got a pack for Miami. So I was like,

10:04

do you want me to drop you off your car? It's a long

10:06

walk. And I dropped you off your car. I think

10:08

it's still fucked up. She specifically said that you were all

10:10

there for the whole show. I was there. I was

10:12

drunk when I was there. There are a few things

10:14

here just to clarify. Number one, when

10:16

we were going this weekend at Stagecoach, we ran into

10:19

Emma and Eden and they were like, we

10:21

should all go see a movie on Monday.

10:24

At that time, Zach didn't know what the movie was going to be.

10:26

He agreed to it. I actually agreed to it too, but

10:28

then I backed out because I was tired. So

10:31

then he did find out before

10:33

he went to the movies that

10:36

he was going to see challenges. But he

10:38

did tell me he was already committed. He

10:40

already saw challenges. But I'm

10:42

going to go see it with Alyssa so we can't tell her.

10:45

I'm not seeing it. I'm not seeing it. That

10:48

was a good friend move. You should have told

10:50

me that beforehand. I wouldn't have brought it up.

10:53

Yeah, good job. Somebody got lost in communication. I'm

10:55

so glad I don't want to see you guys.

10:57

Hear me out. I wasn't trying to be an

10:59

a-hole about this whole movie situation. So I was

11:01

like, dude, I already told Alyssa I was going

11:03

to see it with her. They bought the tickets. I was like, I

11:05

already committed to this. So it's like, okay, I'll go watch the movie

11:07

and then I'm not going to tell Alyssa and I'm going to go

11:09

see the movie with you as well. I swear that's

11:12

what I was going to do because I was like, don't tell her. I

11:14

think it makes it any better. It does make

11:16

it better because if I'm already going to the movies

11:18

and I'm like, oh, you bought the tickets already. Two

11:20

challengers. I'm like, okay, well, I already committed to this.

11:22

And then if I'm actively going to see it twice

11:24

just to make you feel good, you got

11:26

to see that that's friendship. Don't

11:28

cry. Why are you crying? I know that's

11:31

fake. No, it's not. He's

11:33

been hearing out. It's not tears. It's just my

11:35

eyes watering. You're such a loser. No,

11:38

no, no. She's not. She's

11:40

comment-bating right now. She knows exactly what she's doing. Your

11:43

pandering for the comment. And

11:45

if you guys are in the comments, she fooled you. Just

11:49

like COVID for those. Oh,

11:51

my God. He goes, I'm going forward.

11:54

I'm a red-blooded American. Fly

11:57

out of flag. That's

12:00

your brand. We were a stage coach. We

12:02

were a stage coach. Oh, we're just moving past

12:04

it, huh? Well, that's what Zach was shouting. My

12:06

leg is twitching because I'm just angry. 1

12:09

to 5? Alyssa, I understand that you're

12:11

angry, but is there anything

12:13

inside of you that is like, it's really

12:15

nice that like he would see it

12:17

again with me. Like he really valued that. No, I'm not

12:19

going to. Why? Because I don't need

12:21

you to see it twice. It's not that you

12:23

need me to, but if Jared didn't screw

12:25

it over, I was gonna be a good friend and see it

12:28

with you and nothing would have happened. No,

12:30

you can't pin this on me. It is

12:32

on you. Did you pin me? I

12:34

was like, okay, I'm definitely gonna use me with her.

12:36

And then I get pinned, I'm against my will. I'm

12:38

in there, getting popped. Okay, because here's the thing. Here's

12:40

the thing. You got pinned and then Jared pulled the

12:42

pin. Yeah, exactly. And we exploded. Good.

12:46

I'm so glad I'm on one with you guys. We asked

12:48

you. I think that would be kind of fun. Jared, we'd

12:50

have a blast. Jared, you gotta put it away at some

12:52

point. I know a blast of you two. I feel like

12:54

you guys can do it. Jared, you've been a traitor in

12:56

World War II. I would not have been a traitor. You've

12:58

got big axis vibes. No, I don't.

13:00

Yes, you do. Jared can't help it though. You asked

13:02

him something and he just started smirking. I

13:05

can lie. He's a truth or he's honest. We didn't

13:07

even laugh a lot at the time. You just said

13:09

it. I did just say it. You know, I wanted

13:11

the drama, man. I wanted the drama. Unbelievable.

13:14

I needed something. You owe me.

13:16

You owe me big time. What

13:19

I was owing you was still seeing a movie

13:21

I've already seen. I respect that in a sense

13:23

because I know he would have done that. A

13:25

gym membership? No, I didn't know the whole thing.

13:29

I believe. I'll get you a gym

13:31

membership. I already have one. From who? Who

13:35

bought you the gym membership? You got you there. Oh,

13:38

Zach Justice. Anyway, I am

13:41

sorry. But I was. No, you're not. Because

13:43

you do it again and again. How am I not

13:45

sorry if I was actively planning to see it with you? Okay, I'm

13:47

glad we got past that. I'm glad Alyssa and I are cool. We

13:50

figured it out. Glad there's water under the bridge. Cool

13:52

as a cucumber. Cool as we are

13:54

on this mountain top. Atta

13:56

girl. I wrote this

13:59

down and I'm gonna use it. in the show. It's

14:03

fine, I accept your apology. Thank you. You

14:05

look like... On my council. He's

14:08

part of my tribe. Remember? Yeah.

14:10

We trived up. Dude, we would fuck that tribe up.

14:13

Jerry's touching me, boo! And a heartbeat. I'm fixing the

14:15

audio. I'm just kidding. Hopefully. Her mic was

14:17

down the whole time. It was upside down. Yeah, it was

14:19

upside down. I gotta be honest with you, have you ever

14:21

done anything right in your whole life? Didn't you put those

14:23

on me? No. No. Put

14:25

it on yourself. I'm more of a take things off you type of guy. I don't really

14:27

put things on. It's fine, I'm loud enough.

14:30

Yeah. Right? So, Scott and I were stagecoach,

14:33

and there were multiple times that he looked

14:35

at me, and wasn't thrilled with experiences

14:38

I got him into. But

14:40

one night... God, you're so miserable. God,

14:42

you're so miserable. Okay, wait till you hear these stories. And

14:45

then you decide. Okay. First

14:47

off, one day... Wait, straight down

14:49

the barrel, you gotta say something to a sorrow. Oh,

14:53

I know you're in LA somewhere, buddy. I'm

14:55

gonna find you. Who? I'm gonna

14:57

ask politely for our money back. We

15:00

spent two Xboxes on this man named Asaro, who's

15:02

a private driver. And by private driver, meaning Ubers

15:04

were taking too long, and he was kinda on

15:07

the side, and he was like, oh, you guys

15:09

got by the guys holding the sign. No,

15:12

the thing is, so like the parking lot, where the Ubers

15:14

pick up for, all those

15:16

guys that were in there, bought parking

15:18

passes. They're paying a picture. Stagecoach, the Giant Festival,

15:20

100,000 people. If

15:22

you wanna leave, it's gonna take you half

15:24

your life, and you're probably gonna miss out on your

15:27

kids growing up, if you have any. And

15:29

at night, it took a phenomenal amount of time

15:31

to exit this festival. Go ahead. So

15:33

the guys that were in the parking lot, they

15:36

had bought parking passes, and they were Uber drivers,

15:38

but they turned their Ubers off, and they were

15:40

just doing highest bids. So smart. So the first

15:42

time, Who wants to get in the car for this

15:44

money? Who wants to get in the car? And then we're like, we'll take a car.

15:47

First time we couldn't get a guy in, our Uber driver, we couldn't

15:49

get him in. He canceled that for

15:51

like 20 minutes. This Asaro gentleman was like, I'll

15:53

do it for 300. We're like,

15:55

dude, we're going. Well, I do,

15:57

we're going. We are going two miles down the road.

16:00

Yeah, I think you walk yeah, I've never seen

16:02

you walk in your life I had to

16:04

lift you to get in here also

16:06

is probably more than two miles Most

16:11

like a it was like three and a half probably

16:13

I'm most of 14 minute drive okay, okay, okay, so bang

16:15

this for well He was like 300 right dude. We're

16:17

not gonna pay three. We haggled him down Going

16:19

down to 220 And

16:22

then the next day the next night. He

16:24

was like yeah, I'll pick you guys up right

16:26

where Same spot and then he

16:29

tried to be fancy and pick us up at like a

16:31

gate really far away like right when you're leaving Stagecoach yeah,

16:33

and so we get all the way the parking lot We're

16:35

like where you at dude, and he was like oh, I

16:37

was here waiting for you guys I'm like why wouldn't you

16:40

just come to the same spot? We were last night? Yeah,

16:42

and then he was like okay. I'm coming. I'm coming and

16:44

the whole time I was like he's gonna just bang us

16:46

on the price now to that point we had just we

16:48

oh so he texted him the second Night he's like hey

16:51

You're still picking us up right he's like yeah, he's like

16:53

how much is it gonna be tonight? He said don't worry

16:55

about it. It'll be a good rate. Oh,

16:58

I thought when he said don't worry about it I was like

17:00

oh you got it for free no no 250

17:02

bucks Raised it

17:04

on us the second night 250 we got

17:06

bangs for pretty much five hundo from oh

17:09

Asara, I saw a so I don't want to learn his

17:12

name from what he did to us and then

17:14

the third night We're gonna leave straight

17:16

from stagecoach you go back home, so

17:18

we're like art will park at the festival We know it's gonna be a

17:20

nightmare. It's gonna be four times as long

17:22

than Osoro and waiting for all the situation

17:25

Took no time to get out of there. It took us two

17:27

minutes together So you could have just been parking there every day

17:30

Say this to Xbox is so we could have given to you

17:32

guys on the patreon, but guess what you

17:34

lost out So blame was his name

17:36

Osoro Osoro It's

17:39

not like you drink or anything so you could easily just drive it out

17:41

of the festival I know but I was drinking there. Were

17:43

you really yeah, he wasn't ah Okay,

17:46

like I can't hear miss stagecoach I was a

17:48

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21:57

says Christian. There is this party

21:59

like this. after party it don't get me

22:01

started on it okay cool whoa why cuz

22:03

I'm pissed at Zach and he knows why I know why

22:06

I've got new people what are you doing

22:08

just as long I think she mentioned oh

22:10

I know why I guess I was there

22:12

because I wanted to see people I

22:15

did get you a ticket I

22:17

know I couldn't go through my lungs and you know that okay

22:19

you know I wanted to go my thoughts on

22:21

now no but I was at this like

22:26

nice party I think it was like for a revolve or something

22:28

and you know the pizza

22:30

slam revolve party Diplo was DJing bunch

22:33

of famous boys and girls were

22:35

there and there's this you know private section where

22:37

like tie guy is and like all the famous

22:40

people I don't know who else is famous but

22:43

I couldn't get in like all my friends

22:45

like just come with us we'll get you in I come in there like no but

22:50

the photographers that are like working the event

22:52

and taking pictures of everybody at the event

22:54

like all the famous people there they were

22:56

like hey Zach and like they

22:58

noticed me and I hold on they come

23:00

outside like can we get a picture with

23:03

you outside of outside of like the cool

23:05

section and then they're like thanks man and

23:07

they go right back into the cool section

23:09

like no cool cool

23:11

but you're not gonna bother us man yeah of

23:13

course are you no no no you weren't there

23:15

we got in though with the I did ultimate

23:17

we didn't get it I didn't get to the

23:19

party so one of the again yeah it was

23:21

a long day dude we were there we got

23:26

we get back to the house like midnight I've

23:29

been drinking during the day hell yeah and

23:32

so I was like I'm pretty tired I'm

23:34

gonna bed and Zach well he had me running

23:36

all over the fucking festival okay you're getting

23:38

your steps on Saturday we went from one side

23:40

to the other to the other we were

23:42

just sprinting back and forth we didn't watch a

23:44

single show we saw Nickelback which I'm so

23:46

jealous one of the best I

23:49

know a lot of people like I hate Nickelback injected in

23:51

my veins every day of the week to every day I

23:53

oh my god one of the best laugh time

23:55

what I when we were in the process of

23:57

cleaning out the garage I ex

24:00

Exclusively listened to Nickelback in there

24:03

and I saw I saw the videos. I watched

24:05

the concert. He was cute. He was cool He

24:07

was fucking kick-ass. Yeah the whole band. Why didn't

24:09

you guys that was Friday night like he only

24:12

brought out Don't the

24:14

singer matchbox 20. Yeah, and then he brought out

24:16

jelly roll I know hardy But like besides that

24:18

and him playing every single banger and everybody really

24:20

enjoying it and be like the highlight of probably

24:22

my life It wasn't even that good And

24:25

I like it's experienced it again ten times. I do it

24:27

right now. But besides that like it dude Very

24:29

as it could say mid I'm gonna jump off

24:32

this Friday They're

24:34

late on Friday like right when Eric Church was starting

24:36

and he was a headliner and he played like two

24:38

songs And then me and I were like dude Let's

24:40

get out of here and go get and go get

24:42

good spots for Nickelback So we stood under the that

24:44

stage for like an hour as you

24:47

should and we didn't really watch anything Friday

24:49

We watched Nickelback Saturday. We get there at

24:51

like four ish probably five ish a lot

24:53

of dimes Oh and we watch maybe I

24:56

watched maybe like 20 minutes of post Malone because that

24:58

legit had us just walking back and forth trying to

25:00

find people Stagecoach

25:03

I feel like is more like it's also like

25:05

a social thing and Tyler hate social.

25:07

He hates anything fun Yeah, what is

25:09

fun to you? Okay,

25:19

have a good time. It's coaches like one big dive There

25:22

was no drinking because that can be running fucking sprint it's like hey,

25:25

let's go to this dive bar and run laps On

25:28

the stagecoach with me I would have you didn't come

25:30

you would Yeah, you

25:32

and awesome. Honestly, let's be honest. I would have

25:35

hated it more. You don't know I'm a fun

25:37

time Yeah, maybe maybe

25:39

I'm not the experience he wants. He

25:41

doesn't want to be on top of

25:43

the tabletop like shaking yams He

25:46

wants to be around a campfire a

25:48

couple buddies thrown around some banter possibly

25:52

Drinking what you sipping on, you know, like Something

25:54

that what you sipping off the good stuff the

25:57

good stuff So I've been in so Saturday we

25:59

he went. We went to the Ah to

26:01

festival. That night he went to a party at

26:03

the sequels house. He met the owners of the

26:05

house with the three older guys. Okay, And.

26:08

So the negative house exceptionally

26:10

well he people. They.

26:12

Rented out this house for early. I don't even

26:14

know how much but just if you whenever my

26:16

is in your pockets going to be more such

26:18

as an automobile that interaction with her. Weeping.

26:21

Drugs? Oh no, not really Out I have.

26:23

I think they just smart business guys. You.

26:26

Guys. Enjoy Luxury! Zach must have said something

26:28

at this party. Started in eighty six, you

26:30

must The first forty sky was an act.

26:32

He thinks I said something to these. of

26:35

slightly elevated and age humans in a way

26:37

that would bring us down for this

26:39

later story. Okay incident Sunday after

26:41

the festival or two people run back with

26:43

us to L A because they had to

26:45

fly out of L A x and so

26:47

we had to go by their house which

26:49

was the old guy's house to get their

26:51

bags. Source sitting there at the same was

26:53

nice act and then I'm one of the

26:55

girls that would like staying in the house

26:57

use in their this old guy comes up

26:59

to me in that and he goes So

27:01

one of you are autistic. Out

27:05

of nowhere. Was

27:07

and like it's easily the owner. He's our

27:09

this house like his owner. the. House Earth

27:11

us we don't know is like. Heard.

27:13

You guys are artistic or one of you

27:15

as we thought it was a joke Without

27:17

minutes and you're reading. This I like to

27:19

does that get more? Am one. Yes way

27:22

it's It's rude. If he's late,

27:24

be being serious. I don't. Know

27:26

I meant no. I think it's rude that

27:29

he doesn't know someone in the saying something

27:31

about that. Are you even like oh I

27:33

heard you have a small house. It doesn't

27:35

matter, the artist parks are it's I heard

27:38

you. Are. Diabetic or I.

27:40

It's. Something you're young age is is

27:42

something. That

27:44

they. Think it's healthy. Isis, That's right.

27:46

that's not something we to citizen once. it's

27:48

the fact that he's just saying something flat

27:51

out t that's and. Could be privately

27:53

Only way that yeah right now can sense

27:55

it. Comes. As I don't know, I just went. To

27:57

her as felt like no no it didn't come from

27:59

a malicious. They said all a felt like someone

28:01

had told him we rothys inuit three kids week

28:03

anyway job as a matter that know I just

28:05

wasn't so we kind of and he got as

28:07

a private say i know I know is not

28:09

the way around I am on your side so

28:11

are he comes up is like so what do

28:13

you guys artistic and my enzymes I looked on

28:15

I was like I draw others joking aside Hussein,

28:17

whatever So we were both were in this guy's

28:19

house and they go yeah that that be Skyler.

28:22

And he's like oh what do you got are

28:24

like what do you do decide to they want

28:26

I was your was your. He's. Like I

28:29

guess least as everyone has like they're like little

28:31

quirks and a hyper fixation said yes and snacks

28:33

or stock index like Ellsworth so he sees as

28:35

I'll unique is hop or six a stuff like

28:38

the Celtics you're just going along we are It

28:40

said he was autistic yo. I. Thought

28:42

and at this point I realized he wasn't joking

28:44

like he's been dead serious was like okay, I

28:46

don't want to be rude. Or

28:48

like make fun of autistic people so thick aren't

28:50

we have wrote the punches here and are they

28:52

have scholars hyper fixate on the Celtic seen as

28:54

lot about the celtics. that way he can just

28:56

go off about the celtics using okay this is

28:58

is like hyper fixation thing and I thought that

29:00

the guy came over and was is like being

29:03

a jackass and light was asking was when you

29:05

guys are autistic so I was gonna be like

29:07

okay I'm gonna say someone so outrageous to say

29:09

he'll be like the he doing so he can

29:11

think of like why would you know somebody that

29:13

yeah a it so am I Know I'm kind

29:15

of like Riverfront other. you know how God knows

29:17

every hair on your. Head and he was like yell

29:19

at us as I know the exact number of people my

29:21

balls. Or is

29:23

it up are good with your New Years

29:26

is completely series? Is that? Oh no. Do

29:28

that's that's really cool. I my son's artistic

29:30

so it's a great for me to meet

29:32

People are no, no I know. Maybe I

29:35

think maybe someone else at the house they

29:37

come over there actually had autism. a sub

29:39

we're one of them to is like trying

29:41

to bond because his son is autistic. Makes

29:44

you comfortable. Oh my Gawd. our lives and

29:46

I sat there petrified up for twenty. Minutes

29:48

at Embry eye contact with that out like that

29:50

was in our here are just as look at.

29:53

it was like what the first minister's i'm images

29:55

third spitting like celtics tax and was an hour

29:57

and then I was like oh he's awesome like

29:59

sausage I guess now. And. Then I

30:01

was I I got a year I was Anita doesn't

30:04

sell the i gotta go to the car to get

30:06

the sense apps and I'll go up to the door

30:08

in his fucking suit house that the doors on I

30:10

can were public systems, the arts. And. I couldn't

30:12

figure out. Unpunished. didn't really have to work because

30:14

I leave and he staring at the door for

30:16

ten minutes trying to trying to open up through

30:18

doesn't want to her around or whatever but it's

30:21

that for me on that. So because we are

30:23

was that was that. A walk up the stairs

30:25

and I was like I'll go to door Alec

30:27

I'm like okay it's doors were held exact I

30:29

need to tell the stories I have your I

30:31

back and he just he goes of there's only

30:33

like ten minute some I can support on the

30:35

doors and the people behind me I can see

30:38

in the in the window or they're just all

30:40

looking at me when I like I just. Was

30:43

out of. I walk up to the side of

30:45

the door know if I'm somewhat probably thirty she's

30:47

ready to decide hiding of substantially circles or the

30:50

door and notices guy really is a not have

30:52

the whole time he says news is any back

30:54

at brother Physicists the doors into isn't like you

30:56

are looking back and as subsections the like I

30:58

think kills the help me and I just pull

31:00

my phone out and like the most ecological I

31:02

presume I hear like I was on the phone.

31:07

On his way as much upside down with

31:09

flashlights auto the guy behind him for somewhere

31:11

guys he has. Autism? Precisely. The. For.

31:15

Letting figure it out on the sorted out by

31:17

those guys do for your it up or home

31:20

small ways. It was funny this is the those

31:22

when he saw it when we're at Nickelback. Oh

31:24

I'm. Sorry. But it was echoed: Bless

31:26

your we're standing in this crowd of people. And

31:29

Zach leans over me. That does not a

31:31

good thing about being a concert or my

31:33

wife is like you can for and nobody

31:35

can hear L And I'm not fucking Routes

31:37

Zero School the I wouldn't know the real

31:39

reason to burrow. I don't even like. Far

31:42

into like that. For you know the

31:44

very part on advance is called your to

31:46

corner. Actually, deal with. I think

31:48

it's funny. Was a waste of cynicism. Zag

31:50

like he's on the side of me. He wins

31:52

over. He's like you know the getting a minute

31:54

cancer see them for and no one knows the

31:56

key here. i'm not in

31:58

fuck out a second passes A girl to

32:00

my right's like, it smells like farts in here.

32:02

We get to rip in the ass and we

32:04

die laughing. So

32:10

long. She goes, I say that, she goes,

32:13

something farts in here. We're

32:16

losing our minds. Because we try to keep it together. And we're

32:19

like, you look around and be like, it does. Who

32:21

the hell was that? At a Nickelback

32:23

concert of all things. And then

32:25

a lot of people were leaving the Nickelback concert early.

32:27

And I was asking, a lot of people were walking

32:30

by. I was like, who's on the Nickel? I

32:32

don't know why. I was just hyper fixated. We're trying to figure

32:35

out who was on coins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

32:37

I was like, what do you mean? What do you mean? Like,

32:39

who's on the face of the penny? Like, who's on

32:41

the penny? Oh. Who is

32:43

on the penny? Am I Lincoln? Yeah, yeah, and then who's on the

32:45

nickel? It's trickier. Wait,

32:48

I know. It's the guy, I can like draw

32:50

him. It's not LeBron. You got

32:52

this. It's the one with the short hair.

32:54

Most presidents, keep going. Do

32:58

you know? Yeah. What is it?

33:00

Thomas Jefferson? There we go. Don't say it like

33:03

you came up with it. I was going to

33:05

say Thomas Jefferson. Okay, so yeah, Thomas Jefferson. This

33:07

girl walks by. I'm asking everybody. A lot of

33:09

people are like, I get it because of the

33:11

nickel. It was really dumb. We were

33:13

just, I was delusional. This one girl comes by. I was like,

33:15

hey, do you know who's on the nickel? And she's like, do

33:17

you think I would care? Oh, why? She

33:20

put you in your place. I was like, I'm visceral.

33:23

I was like, I

33:25

don't know. And then she goes, wait, are

33:28

you on the internet? No. And

33:30

then I was like, yeah, I think she DM'd me. And

33:35

then she was like, and I was like, yeah. Anyway,

33:37

do you know who that was on the nickel? She's

33:40

like, and then she's like, want some water?

33:42

Sounds really thirsty. Oh no. Was

33:45

it Molly Water? Oh my God. That

33:47

would be so funny. It's less of a fun

33:49

story. It was just an empty bottle. She goes,

33:51

here's now. She just walked off. She totally got

33:53

me. I respect that so much though. That's

33:56

she big dicked you in every way.

33:59

She'd be clever. The Me. While.

34:01

I she saw Macklin around and then on Sunday do

34:03

it how many stores you have of negativity? We had

34:05

a good time on Sunday he took me. We didn't

34:07

so eager to settle until late that day, but we

34:10

had together. We had to be at our hotel I

34:12

know so we went over to our friends elsewhere just

34:14

hanging out. But it was like the weirdest vibe was

34:16

me. that. And. Into rather, we knew. And.

34:19

Then one girl we didn't know and like all

34:21

of her assistance and so was his kind of

34:23

we're are not like oliver a system like assistant

34:25

make up like hair and so on. We get

34:27

over to this house on Sunday and so so

34:29

weird but it was so funny because means that

34:31

which is making jokes for each other the whole

34:33

time the like server like a feeling we're in

34:35

church in the one it it's not time for

34:38

jokes and though it was that advertisers i now

34:40

if you can we gotta get a soon or

34:42

all a good buddy and so we're all sinners

34:44

like me that and like five as far as

34:46

he drove and they like weren't really joke around

34:48

the robbing. Clients was actually trying to ask questions

34:50

and that was like of E S one of

34:52

the girls who like how you want to die

34:55

and the girl was like why you're into death

34:57

by sharks. And like a second passes and

34:59

I was like. Amish, sort. Of

35:02

Athena knows that it is a wife and other

35:05

know a lot of in Oslo the upper. Right

35:08

now yeah I get it allows you to

35:10

know their kids and in another psychopath nord

35:12

setting up to tell i giggle index to

35:14

sit there looking he doesn't regard on asked

35:17

whether he likes i'm a shard. Of.

35:21

I was younger my name is there when she

35:23

say that and is a is he says I

35:26

can see his she didn't say not have doubled

35:28

are dying laughing houses it was. It was one

35:30

before you things of experience. I just love that.

35:32

I love when you in your buddy on the same

35:34

wave length about something in every us in the room

35:36

is it be as their software enough to know that.

35:38

It's impractical. jokes as just for you ever

35:40

of them are probably hated us. Know.

35:43

I can really get them, but. Keep

35:46

telling yourself with when I was us every

35:48

courses as I say someone as hear what

35:50

is one saying. That. You think?

35:53

Percentage. Wise you're better at than

35:55

most people. Will. Start with listen gonna.

35:58

Time or me of a lot of things. I

36:00

think but that I'm better like ours kind of

36:02

a cop-out, so maybe something besides it yeah Can

36:06

we just make it we don't have to go down the line. Yeah, we're

36:08

gonna go down the line We're gonna start with you. Well.

36:10

I don't I don't know I we're actually gonna start with you. We're gonna

36:12

go to the line Oh, we're gonna sit

36:14

with this until yep, and no worries. We're ever

36:16

like You know no worries.

36:18

You know somebody has something we're freezing it

36:21

up here on that thing. That's yours. Oh,

36:23

oh we were gonna go online I

36:26

like this no she wanted me to say it. Yeah, I think

36:28

I'm better at most people out shopping all right Jared What's

36:30

yours? I would say? percentage wise

36:32

of like all the people that do

36:34

this or don't like if they tried

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I would say for her do the

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music I Would say

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sure I think I'm really

36:43

good Say

36:48

blow jobs it'd be funny blow

36:50

jobs Oh

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Yeah, I think I'm good at here. What do you

36:59

think yeah? What do you think about her blow job

37:01

if you had the rate no wait, okay? Whoa? I

37:06

think I'm good at gift-giving I really

37:08

like about the person what they might like

37:10

and it'll give me a painting of handsome

37:12

that you painted yourself That was I did

37:14

extreme without you at home chef because

37:17

you don't like to cook that was very sweet for

37:19

my birth Well, I think we're talked about that for my

37:21

birthday. She got me a chef that came in and cooked

37:23

me spaghetti carbonara It was fantastic

37:28

Like little things like that like I also like

37:30

handmade things Shooting

37:33

guns I

37:36

don't know what I'd be good at not great at shooting guns. We've

37:38

shot guns together, and I beat him That's not

37:40

true. That is true. We went skeet shooting, and I was

37:49

What am I good at my

37:51

mustache isn't great fuck it's

37:53

not good I

37:55

think the other day like I can I like know

37:57

all the presidents in order oh Oh,

38:01

oh Yeah, you do you tell them

38:03

that but all stagecoach people would say something cuz I

38:05

know the president's in order that's a wrap And they

38:07

go yes, it did when I was going

38:09

around saying stuff literally oh That's the

38:11

thing that wasn't a stagecoach. But yeah my

38:13

fault. I thought you man at the festival That's

38:16

my bad brother. So on a stagecoach trip

38:18

this happened. Thank you, but we weren't actually

38:20

on the festival grounds It boots in dirt.

38:22

So you thought this didn't happen. Can you

38:24

name them in the snow angry? He can't

38:26

do it Yeah, something you think you're gonna

38:28

better than other people A generous bronze are

38:30

we looking for giggles genuine? Do

38:33

both yeah, I don't know if

38:36

this is pretentious but probably like self-awareness. Mmm,

38:38

you are really good at that Just

38:44

snicker No, you're right.

38:46

You're gonna like self-awareness I

38:48

can and I can usually map the

38:50

cadence of conversation Depending

38:52

on the person I'm talking to you

38:55

are really good at that because you put words in my

38:57

mouth before they even come out I'll put Good

39:02

job, we're all worried that you were gonna get there but boy,

39:04

did you get there? Hell

39:09

yeah, you might have a sip of

39:11

coffee Oh also when we were at the house

39:13

and that was going around asking these questions and

39:16

people were given their answers One girl dead serious

39:18

was like I think I can hold my breath

39:20

longer than most people And

39:24

we were we're enthralled cuz we're

39:26

head underwater enthusiasts We're Monica

39:28

you've spent a lot of time in the pool

39:30

just timing ourselves People

39:39

would come into the pool area and I would just have my

39:41

head underwater and that would be tapping me on the shoulder Exceptionally

39:46

beautiful women there with breasts you'd write

39:48

home about we'd be underwater go We

39:55

were holding our breath for like a minute and a half ish

39:57

like minute for nothing great, but it's nothing great But

40:00

so this girl was like I can hold my breath a really long

40:02

time so we were like oh shit This is sick. How long can

40:04

you hold your breath for she said 20 to 30 seconds? We

40:09

went that's probably statistically low Probably

40:12

one of the lowest times you could get And

40:15

she's like really I feel like that's like a millennium. I'm

40:17

like no she didn't use that word

40:19

cuz obviously but Yeah,

40:22

she was she was funny anyway.

40:24

Thank you guys for coming to the Everest shoot We

40:27

weren't gonna address that we were on Everest and

40:29

people gonna be like they didn't even dress And

40:31

that's so funny, but we ended up addressing it

40:33

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40:40

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40:47

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40:49

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40:51

We end up fighting, but we end up making up

40:53

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40:55

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40:57

Thank you so much, and we'll see

41:00

you on our next one Which is gonna be right

41:02

here, and we're gonna just change the background which is

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also it's very exciting