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with each and every one of you. I

3:27

love you guys so much. And that's a

3:29

lot of kisses actually. Got to go back.

3:31

Is this thing on Bonnie who used to

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be a former sex worker and now hosts

3:35

the podcast dumb blonde. Most little girls grow

3:38

up wanting to be doctors and lawyers and

3:40

shit. And I was like, I want to

3:42

be super hot and make a lot of

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fucking money and be a rock star's wife.

3:46

That was my goal as a child. And

3:48

here we are. You

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ready? We

3:55

are fucking disheveled today guys. What's

3:59

up? XM Mothafuckers, welcome to another episode

4:01

of dumb blonde. Today we are doing

4:03

something a little different. We wanted to

4:06

do a Q and A

4:08

with you guys and just check in with Patreon and let

4:10

you guys know we love you and you know we love

4:12

doing Q and As for you. So let

4:15

her rip memes, how many questions we got? I'll try

4:17

it. We did it different this time. We did a

4:20

questions, confessions, or

4:22

just a task. Ask, tell, confess. Yeah, you

4:24

do your stories every Sunday. Every Sunday on

4:26

my Instagram I do these, but I think

4:28

we're gonna start doing them more on Patreon

4:30

too. First question,

4:32

and this actually got asked multiple times, was

4:34

did your crows follow you from the old

4:37

house to the new house? I wish, I

4:39

wish I was that cool. They

4:42

wanna know if they brought you any new

4:44

shiny things. I wish the crows followed me,

4:46

but we have a bunch of crows that

4:48

seem a lot nicer than the ones that

4:50

were in our old neighborhoods. So I'm still trying

4:52

to win them over. I gave them peanuts the

4:54

other day, but then it fucking snowed. So

4:57

I don't know if they know that they were from me or not, but

4:59

I'm gonna go back out there and put some

5:01

more. They hang out in like the

5:03

tree line, right? Yeah, in the tree line, but they

5:05

come and they talk to us all day long. You

5:07

can hear them squawking. They'll be in the backyard just

5:09

talking and shit. If you get

5:11

a crow, will you teach it Spanish? Oh,

5:15

like that one? What does he say?

5:17

Ole. No, he doesn't say Ole. He

5:19

says, God, what does

5:21

he do? Now I gotta fucking look it up. There's this fucking

5:23

crow. Is there Olle? Olle. Yeah.

5:27

I'm a pro on TikTok and I forget his name, but

5:29

he's so fucking cool. He's got the deepest voice ever. He's

5:31

like, Olle. Hi, T.S. Olle,

5:33

how are you? Yo, peto, vuido. Olle.

5:36

Olle, mi amo. And I'm like,

5:38

what the fuck? But yes, I would love to have

5:40

a pet crow that talked to me. That would be

5:43

fucking amazing. Beautiful. I love that. I don't

5:45

know much about this. This is more of like your forte,

5:47

but everyone wanted to know what happened

5:50

during your Saturn return. During

5:52

my Saturn return? That's like a couple times.

5:54

I forget how old you are. Google what

5:56

age Saturn return is. I think it's 28,

5:58

right? And if that's... correct.

6:01

I think I went

6:03

through a fucking hellacious breakup. I mean

6:06

my whole, so here this is what I need

6:08

to explain to you guys. My

6:10

entire life is ruled by Saturn.

6:12

I'm a Capricorn Aquarius so my

6:14

planets that rule me are Saturn

6:16

and Uranus. 27 to 31. Yeah

6:18

so okay that's what I thought.

6:22

So I'm ruled

6:24

by Saturn no matter what. Daddy Saturn

6:26

has been fucking me my entire life

6:29

okay. So I can't get away

6:31

with shit like it's and Uranus is the planet

6:33

of like shit that just is like all like

6:35

quick sudden like abrupt shit happens. So that's how

6:37

I've lived in my life you know. It's a

6:39

very karmatic life and it's a very like if

6:42

I'm done with something I cut it off I

6:44

move on I start again. If I want to

6:46

chop my hair I chop it right then. If

6:48

you know like I've always just lived my life

6:51

like that. So in between 27 to

6:53

31 was a pretty crazy time. That's when I hopped

6:58

into I think I believe my abusive relationship.

7:00

What year was that? 20 that

7:03

would be 20 how old was

7:05

I? Hold on I fucking don't even know how

7:07

old I was. 20, 2008 is when I was 2013. Yeah so that's exactly

7:09

when I got into I was in a

7:16

relationship that was really like with my ex-rankey

7:18

and he's like I love him. He's like

7:20

a little brother to me now which sounds

7:22

so weird. Sounds so weird but

7:25

it's like he just went to jail last week and

7:27

his family was like can you bail him out and

7:29

I was like yeah sure whatever but I never had

7:31

to bail him out but it's like one of those

7:33

types of relationships you know and I hopped into a

7:36

an abusive relationship in that time so it was a

7:38

really fucked up time in my life and from 2013

7:41

to 2016 is when I did the

7:43

most growing and growth so it was

7:45

right after my Saturn retirement. So it kind of ended

7:47

and then you were like wait how

7:50

it's time for growth. Yeah for sure

7:52

so my Saturn like I said I've

7:54

always been ruled by Saturn so my

7:56

Saturn return wasn't anything spectacular. those

8:00

times. That's when I met you. Let

8:02

me take that back. Yeah. You didn't have

8:04

a bad Saturn return. No, no. Yeah. And

8:06

I need people to understand like when it

8:08

comes to astrology, it's not all doom and

8:10

gloom. I just because like

8:12

right now Pluto's in my sun sign and I was

8:14

freaking out about it last year because I was like,

8:16

Oh my God, I'm gonna have health problems and blah,

8:18

blah, blah. And I did it. You,

8:21

what you fear you'll feed. So

8:24

if you think something's going to be

8:26

a negative lesson for you, it's going

8:28

to happen. But Saturn is actually pretty

8:30

forgiving. They just want, he just wants

8:32

you to learn the lesson. So if

8:35

he keeps sending you the same thing and you're

8:37

not passing that test, you're going to keep getting

8:39

the lesson in different bodies or in different situations

8:41

until you learn how to pass that test, which

8:44

last year I didn't pass my test with

8:46

certain things that we have been going through

8:48

in this year back this year and you

8:50

did incredible and you were so rewarded for

8:52

it. Yeah, it's crazy. So, you know, just

8:54

don't look at Saturn as like a

8:57

bad thing. Look at it as like, what do

8:59

I need to learn and grow because Saturn rewards

9:01

you when you learn and grow. I would love

9:03

to know more about astrology, but I have actually

9:05

learned a significant amount since we have like came

9:07

together. Cause I, I, you know, I knew I

9:10

was a horse. That was it. But like, you

9:12

know, when I see you're a whole Aries, we

9:14

just had that conversation the other day. I was like, I am,

9:17

but I'm not. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. It's funny.

9:20

Um, Steph wants to know when she'll see

9:22

horses in your yard. Oh man.

9:24

Bailey wants a horse so bad. Um,

9:29

I'm thinking about doing mini horses. My,

9:31

the problem is, is we're just not

9:33

home enough. You know, like if I,

9:35

if I knew we were going to be home for like a

9:37

year straight, no

9:39

problem, but we were not going to be home.

9:41

Like we're always on the road. So it's like,

9:43

I would never want to do that to an

9:45

animal dude. Like Chachi goes with me everywhere. So,

9:47

but I can't take a horse with me everywhere.

9:49

Yeah. So I've been thinking

9:52

about like mini horses or something like

9:54

that, but that's sweet. There's one, you

9:56

know, Olivia started horseback riding lessons and

9:58

the. lady has like

10:00

six horses, but then she has like a little pony,

10:03

miniature horse names, Dutton, Dutton,

10:06

like the Dutton ranch, like on a

10:08

Yellowstone. So sweet. I love that. I

10:10

love that. Oh, so she's a Yellowstone

10:12

fan, obviously. What the fuck happened to

10:14

Yellowstone? I was in the mid I

10:16

did. I was in the middle of

10:18

fucking watching it and fucking

10:21

season, the season started and just never

10:23

fucking went back on. What? Yeah. It

10:25

got all these people invested in a

10:28

storyline. I think they're having like wars

10:30

behind the scenes with like pay pay

10:33

scales and stuff like that. Yeah. And

10:36

I don't think they're able to figure it

10:38

out. We got to meet what's his name

10:40

from there. Yeah. I didn't even know it

10:43

was him. Listen, rip is hot on Yellowstone.

10:45

Rip is not in person. Okay. He is

10:47

not hot. His wife on

10:49

the other hand though, banging, dude, she was

10:52

hot. She didn't love me, but she's pretty.

10:54

Yeah. She's really cute. Yeah. This is super

10:56

cute. If someone wants to clarify

10:58

on your Patreon, cause we talk about

11:00

a lot about like we have a lot of Patreons

11:02

on there now and they need

11:04

clarification of whether when they're talking to you and

11:07

when they're not. So I think I could

11:09

answer this really well. We always sign it if

11:11

it's one of us. Yeah. So like if I'm

11:13

talking, it will always have the

11:15

word Mimi underneath it. Yeah. For sure. Or if

11:17

you're getting messaged for your free merch, it

11:20

will say from the Dunblan team. But other than

11:22

that, it's always me. It's her.

11:24

She's messaging you back when you send those

11:26

really beautiful posts and like messages, we'll leave

11:28

them for her to respond to you guys

11:30

because like I can tell that they're like

11:32

for you for me, you know? So I

11:34

love that. Like you do interact on there

11:36

so much and you get in the group

11:38

chats a lot, especially with your. That's my

11:40

favorite. My hanky pinky girls and dudes, there's

11:42

a couple dudes. Hey, okay. First of all,

11:44

there are some dudes in there and they've

11:46

been sending dick pics. You'll get blocked. What

11:48

is happening? Yeah. Don't send it

11:50

dick pics because you're going to get me in trouble.

11:53

Okay. Like this is, there's another website for that. I

11:55

don't have an account there anymore, but there's tons of

11:57

other women who would love to get their eye poked

11:59

out. So please don't do that to us guys.

12:02

There's always a guy who's got a fucking shit in the pool.

12:04

You know? I know like,

12:06

this is not, there's a place

12:08

at a time, George, okay? No,

12:12

it's always me. I love hanging out with you

12:14

guys. I love my hanky, panky chat. I'm always

12:16

in there with you guys. You guys are just

12:18

like, anytime I'm like even feeling sad or anything,

12:20

I go in there and I just say hi

12:22

and you guys make me feel so good. And

12:24

I just love you. And I'm just so thankful

12:26

that you guys want to be a part of

12:28

this community that we're

12:30

building. It's literally a community now. It's so cool.

12:32

I love it over on Patreon because like, when

12:35

you're across the board, you miss a lot of comm,

12:37

you miss a lot on social media platforms. It's hard

12:39

to filter through all of the comments and all of

12:41

the people. And you can tell our Patreons

12:43

are here because they care. Yeah. And

12:46

so you get to interact and you kind of can weed out all the rest. Yeah.

12:49

That's really cool. If you guys notice on social

12:51

media, I have stopped responding to comments. So

12:53

I literally only save that for

12:56

you guys. I'll respond to like two or three

12:58

comments on each post and that's it. I

13:00

just post and ghost because you know, there's too many people

13:02

who are trying to start shit now. They, if I could

13:04

say the sky is blue and somebody I'll make a video

13:06

like, bunny did this and

13:08

said this. And it's like, okay, yeah, I

13:11

said that, but with what intention, you know?

13:13

So it's like, I just save all

13:15

my love for the Patreons. Absolutely. Yeah.

13:18

And that's where we get all of these questions and like

13:21

recommendations and everything. Like Patreon has been such

13:23

a cool community. Yeah. You guys are awesome.

13:25

Patreon was great. Her name was Michelle and

13:27

I appreciated this cause she said a lot

13:29

within a little bit. She's first said happy

13:32

birthday. So happy birthday to you. Happy birthday.

13:35

What would you guys define as

13:37

a soulmate? And then her immediate

13:39

next question was also, fuck

13:41

Mary Kill. Ice Cube, Snoop

13:44

Dogg, Steve Harvey. Oh

13:46

God. Okay. Let's say

13:48

fuck Mary Kill. I would probably

13:51

fuck Snoop Dogg. Mary

13:55

Ice Cube and Kill

13:57

Steve Harvey. We're gonna off Steve Harvey.

14:00

and Steve Harvey the teeth the teeth

14:02

are gleaming they are bright

14:04

they are they look like a planet sorry

14:06

you got offed because your teeth are no

14:09

I mean have you ever seen Steve Harvey smile

14:11

it's like disco balls in his mouth yeah I

14:13

know it's crazy I could not have found a

14:16

better person to take over family feud oh no

14:18

he's a sweetie pie I love that shit yeah

14:20

I just feel like snoop is like chill and

14:22

like you know would just be high and then

14:25

I feel like ice cube is like a G

14:27

and he's like kind of a family

14:29

man now so he would be settled down and then

14:32

what was the other question what would you define as

14:34

a soulmate a soulmate as somebody

14:36

that holds a mirror up to you so there's

14:39

a thin line between soulmates and twin

14:41

flames and I know some people are gonna disagree with

14:43

me but the beauty of this world is that we

14:45

all have our own perceptions of things I

14:48

really feel like a soulmate comes into your life

14:50

and a soulmate doesn't have to be a lover

14:52

a soulmate can be a

14:54

best friend a dog a kid a

14:56

fucking niece like there's so many people

14:58

in your life that can be soulmates

15:02

they they're there to kind of like

15:04

to you know love you through everything

15:06

but also make you a better human

15:08

whereas a twin flame is like going

15:10

to mirror all your negative traits back

15:13

to you so that you have to

15:15

change them and they're usually like really

15:17

tumultuous relationships the normally they're based on

15:19

passion because they are a lover I

15:21

don't think you can really be twin

15:23

you could probably maybe be twin flames

15:25

with a parent I could see that

15:27

happening you know if it's like a

15:29

narcissistic relationship or it's something super toxic

15:31

like that or even maybe I

15:35

guess a sibling one could too but

15:37

you would have to really learn from

15:39

that and nine times out of ten

15:42

it's more of like a lover's relationship

15:44

but yeah yeah no but soulmates you

15:46

can have soulmates I think

15:48

everybody in this room is one of my soulmates you

15:50

know definitely like one of my soul families you and

15:53

I have built together Bailey and I

15:55

have taught each other lessons together you know me and

15:57

bug that's my little bit of my little bestie over

15:59

there You know, so it's like, I

16:01

feel like, and Jay's, I've

16:04

had every fucking psychic

16:06

in the world, anytime we've ever talked to a

16:08

psychic has always said that Jay is my soulmate

16:10

and my twin flame. Because Jay and I went

16:12

through some shit when we first got together and

16:15

now we're just kind of coasting. It's

16:17

so safe, sometimes I'm like, should

16:20

I go fight with him? Just

16:23

to fucking, just to turn shit up. Yeah, like

16:25

let's spice it up like that. But that's literally,

16:27

that's the toxic in me is like, should I

16:29

go and fight with him? Just to fucking get

16:32

a reaction out of him? Because it's like so

16:34

chill now. Cause we went through so much bullshit

16:36

in the beginning. And then now it's like, we're

16:38

just like, hey. You're looking around, it's a little

16:40

too calm. Yeah. I'm like, what is going on?

16:43

I'm like, well, let's fuck, I came here to

16:45

fuck shit up. What's up? Okay,

16:47

so people wanting to know when you're on

16:50

the road, cause you do travel significantly, and

16:52

then you're very rarely home for super long

16:54

periods of time. How do you

16:56

keep up your lifestyle from

16:59

the home to on the

17:01

road, such as like your health, because you're very

17:03

open about like your diet and stuff. Let

17:07

me just tell you guys. We're

17:09

all laughing cause we know what we do. She

17:14

will literally put in orders on the way

17:17

to make herself as in home

17:19

to that place as possible. Oh

17:21

yeah. Like I could go to

17:23

an Airbnb for 24 hours and

17:26

you're getting a whole fucking grocery stock

17:29

full fridge. We just did in LA

17:31

the other day. Literally. I may have

17:33

just ordered an entire home, shows up

17:35

pan sets, scales, utensils, like

17:38

plates, bowls, spatulas. Literally. She will make herself

17:40

at home. So the meal prepping and such,

17:42

cause you don't really order out much or

17:44

anything like that. I don't order out unless

17:46

I have to. And then like, if we're

17:48

on the tour bus, I cook. You guys

17:50

saw my tour bus cooking things. I have

17:52

like little air fryers. I have like little

17:54

one skillets is what they're called. And yeah,

17:58

I, my new thing is. is I just

18:00

said to Larios the other day, the chef Larios, I was

18:02

like, I wonder if I can travel

18:04

with my Vitamix because now I wake up every morning

18:06

and I make that healthy smoothie and he's like, I

18:09

did that before, he's like, it's heavy as shit. I

18:12

was like, go fucking Larios dude.

18:14

Coming through an airport with it. Literally,

18:16

I ordered a Vitamix to the Vegas

18:19

house. I think that's our food.

18:22

I ordered a Vitamix to the Vegas

18:24

house. I love it so much. Can you

18:26

be like one of those little travel ones?

18:28

Yeah, but they don't, so the motor and

18:30

the Vitamix is what breaks everything. So like

18:32

you saw all the shit I put in

18:34

there today. You didn't taste any of it.

18:36

That motor is what makes those Vitamixes so

18:38

special. You can't have like the little bullet

18:40

or the ninja or anything like that. Dang.

18:43

I know. I'm gonna laugh if that ends up

18:45

in your suitcase one day. Yeah, so I travel with everything,

18:48

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time for a confession. Okay. So

21:52

Chad said, I had sex with my girlfriend's- Chad,

21:54

you're not sending dick pics, are you? Better not

21:56

be you in our group chat. I

21:59

had sex with my- Girlfriend's mom in college

22:01

for a bag of weed in a Xanax

22:03

bar. Sex was amazing, but the

22:05

bag of weed was short of gram and the

22:07

Xanax was lost down the bathroom sink. Oh

22:11

my goodness. So he

22:13

had sex with his girlfriend's mom. So

22:15

girlfriend's mom had sex with her while

22:17

he was in college for weed and Xanax.

22:20

It's like Stiffler's mom. It's what I tell Bailey all

22:22

the time. I tell Bailey, I'm like, I can't wait

22:24

till you go to college cause I'm joining a fraternity.

22:26

Yeah. She gets so

22:28

mad at me. She's

22:31

like, you're not coming. I'm like, oh listen, you'll never even know I'm

22:33

there. I'm going to be Van Wilder,

22:35

but a female version of Van Wilder. That's going to

22:37

be beautiful. Listen, Chad, I don't

22:39

condone you cheating on your girl. I think that's

22:41

fucked up, but did you ever tell her that

22:43

you fucked her mom? I would love to know

22:45

that conversation everywhere. Or do you

22:47

think the mom told the girl? Yeah,

22:49

did they? And for mom

22:52

to do that to her kid, that's fucked up.

22:54

That's fucked up. I didn't even think of it

22:56

that way. Yeah, mom's on Zanny's clearly. Yeah, mom

22:58

is fucking just looking for some young schlong, Zanny

23:02

doubt, ready for some, hey listen, I

23:04

would never do that to my kid though. You can't do that.

23:06

That's fucked up. But yeah, Chad, tell

23:08

us in the comments if anybody

23:11

ever found out. Yeah, I would

23:13

love to know. These fucking seats are ticking my

23:15

tism, man. They just look like, you know that

23:17

Mr. Hankey off South Park? She

23:20

already ordered a new couch, by the way. Yeah,

23:22

these couches are hideous. God,

23:24

aren't they gross? Wait, don't

23:26

we have a black velvet couch upstairs? Do

23:29

we have one? I like the one

23:31

I just ordered. Okay. So

23:33

this person's name is Cocktopus.

23:37

Oh, Cocktopus, you're definitely sending dick pics. This

23:39

gotta be the dick pics. How

23:42

did the gals bow movement on the bus

23:44

go when you gave her supposed to put

23:46

this on? Amber, poor

23:48

Amber. My girl, Amber is

23:50

so shy. Shout out, Amber, native of

23:52

Nashville. If you guys love really cool

23:54

clothing and wanna represent Nashville, she has

23:57

the cutest clothing line, but my

23:59

girl, Amber. She is so shy so shy

24:01

so shy right now. I'm like, let me just

24:03

video this Well, actually I didn't don't even think

24:05

I asked her because our lives are just lived

24:07

on camera So what you see is what you

24:10

get like we never know that the

24:12

cameras are on, you know And they

24:14

were recording this and I was like she's like you can't

24:16

post that and I was like dude It'll probably won't get

24:18

any views. Oh 14

24:20

million views later Not

24:24

just it stopped there for a second But

24:26

then you posted it to your YouTube shorts

24:28

and it went viral on there So

24:33

ampers like every fucking night

24:35

I'm getting 10 text messages of

24:37

people saying how'd your shit go?

24:39

She shit You

24:42

weren't there when that happened huh? Oh, yeah,

24:44

she shit Yeah, she cuz so when you're

24:46

traveling as much as we do Your

24:49

bowels get fucked up. I wanted to know what our

24:51

bowel movement routine was Yeah, your bowels get fucked up

24:54

because you know, you're just not used to traveling Which

24:56

is why I try to make such a home environment

24:59

While we're on the road because I just want

25:01

to make sure I stay regular because if I

25:03

don't fucking my belly gets I gained Three pounds

25:05

with one turd like it's a whole thing. We

25:08

had a poop in bags guys Yeah, no, we

25:10

had to shit in bags. It wasn't enjoyable. I

25:12

don't care what she says. I think it was

25:14

freeing No, I felt like it was for now

25:16

I used to like wait till we got there

25:18

in the morning and then just run to the

25:20

dressing rooms. Yeah part I don't know how you

25:22

do that when I got a shit. I gotta

25:24

go No, i'm not pooping in a bag. It

25:27

happened like three or four times I had to

25:29

finally do it like one time we were driving

25:31

when it happened. That is traumatizing Something

25:36

about knowing How much your

25:38

turd weighs and how much you shit like,

25:40

you know me I weigh out all my food and shit

25:42

So just to be able to hold my turd in my

25:44

hand And look at it

25:46

and be like salad in a half I'm

25:48

definitely gonna be about point seven five pounds

25:50

smaller tomorrow This

25:55

is going into what we just talked

25:57

about April cook April cook said confession

25:59

I shit my pants my husband's truck

26:01

and told him the stain was chocolate.

26:03

He didn't smell the shit. Fucking nature

26:05

called and my asshole was a jail.

26:07

It wasn't a jail cell. The poo

26:09

escaped. Oh my goodness.

26:11

I hate when shit stains get

26:14

mistaken for chocolate. God.

26:16

Should we tell Haley story? Even though she's

26:18

not here. Call

26:23

Haley. Tell her we're going to tell her. We're going to

26:25

tell them. She has to be here for it. We're going

26:27

to save that for when Haley's here or should we do

26:29

it while she's on the phone? She

26:31

might be sleeping. She's

26:34

going to hate us for this. Hey, you got a salt

26:37

and vinegar chip over there. Can

26:39

I have, can I have one? You've

26:41

been real sassy lately. Okay.

26:45

Everybody's bleeding right now. She

26:50

must be sleepy. How was that? Sorry. I

26:52

some more. Fucking

26:58

hilarious. I feel bad. Like we're not even telling

27:00

them right now. Do

27:03

we do it? And then just tell it

27:05

again. When Haley's on the podcast, maybe have

27:07

her reaction. We

27:10

can't. We'll wait. We'll save it. I'm supposed to do. I'm

27:12

going to tell it on fricking the podcast. We're doing in

27:14

LA. Oh, not

27:18

even our platform. No. I

27:24

love it. That's such a manager thing. She's

27:26

like, not even our platform. All

27:29

right. Um, Tiberius. Oh.

27:33

Said he, my confession is I

27:35

have a crush on Demps. I

27:38

didn't know who she was when I first

27:40

heard her voice on the podcast. When I got

27:43

home, I watched the recording of that podcast,

27:45

heard how she hasn't had a man that treats

27:47

her well. I want to treat her how

27:49

she deserves queen in the streets and

27:51

me eating under the sheet. Oh,

27:53

meat eaten. Goodness.

27:57

Tiberius the man. I feel like you might

27:59

be the one in the. group chat the meats

28:01

hold on we're gonna call them so that

28:04

she can hear that herself I don't

28:06

know if she'll answer her FaceTime but

28:08

we'll see Tiberius you little freaky deaky

28:10

this red thing looks great

28:12

behind me well I can use your cute shot

28:14

over here looks so sick I like it we're

28:17

trying to tell damps that Tiberius wants

28:20

her but nobody's answering

28:22

us today either in her sheets

28:24

yeah nobody's answering us today all

28:27

right Tiberius I think

28:30

that you should shoot your shot yeah

28:33

damps deserves a good guy yeah she does

28:35

she needs one absolutely but I also think

28:37

damps is addicted to the chaos she's

28:40

a Leo she loves the drama I didn't know

28:43

she's a Leo oh she's a Leo Virgo yeah

28:46

she loves the drama

28:48

save the drama for

28:51

your llama mm-hmm all

28:53

right this person wants to confess she

28:56

loves the drama with men let me reiterate

28:58

that she loves

29:00

she loves the drama she loves the drama with

29:02

men no we don't got to cut it but

29:04

I'm just saying correction

29:07

correction for the record

29:09

I'd like the record to reflect my

29:13

husband was younger than me and he

29:16

cheated we divorced ten years later I

29:18

met up with my ex-husband's dad oh

29:21

we were both single and secretly dated

29:23

for almost a year does this

29:25

make me a horrible person I

29:28

mean no cuz they were broke up for

29:30

ten years right yeah so you were broken

29:32

up for ten years so anything and

29:35

I feel like what was the intention did you

29:37

hook up with dad just to get to the

29:39

Sun or did you actually really like that because

29:41

if they were together for almost a year yeah

29:43

if you guys were together for almost a year

29:46

I feel like there

29:48

may have been chemistry there yeah you bonded

29:50

over the fact that you dated the

29:53

Sun yeah I don't

29:55

know yeah I mean listen I did

29:57

some fucking weird shit in my husband

29:59

wait Say it again. So I

30:02

thought it was a boyfriend. I read that. So, Oh,

30:04

so it used to be her father. Used

30:06

to be her now that I'm, wait,

30:09

I'm comprehending. We're trying not to judge

30:11

you. This is a father-in-law. I

30:13

feel like she let a 10 year gap go

30:16

by. I don't, I

30:18

don't feel, and I'm sure he's moved on. I

30:20

don't feel like, is it

30:23

technically morally correct? No, it's not.

30:26

But at the same time, dude cheated on you.

30:29

Maybe you were attracted to dad while you were

30:31

in the relationship. You know, like there's a lot

30:33

of factors that play into it. So yeah,

30:36

I mean, I mean, it

30:38

doesn't make you a horrible person. I banged brothers

30:40

one time. That's how I learned my lesson about

30:42

doing shit like that. Oh yeah.

30:46

My ex cheated on just for the record. Okay.

30:48

My ex cheated on me. The one who fucking

30:50

backed into the dildo that loved that had the

30:52

biggest butt hole I've ever seen cheated

30:54

on me with like fucking 20 girls. And

30:57

I'm talking like, this is the guy that

30:59

I had gotten pregnant with and fucking, um,

31:01

and I'm not justifying my actions. It was

31:03

wrong, but I had gotten pregnant, had an

31:05

ectopic pregnancy, and he literally left me to

31:07

rot for like a week in a bedroom

31:10

while he was out cheating on me. So

31:12

when I tell you, I did this just

31:14

because they were like a really close knit

31:16

Italian family and I knew I could do

31:18

it. And literally the minute his brother left,

31:20

I called him and said, guess who just

31:22

left my house? And he was like, who

31:24

I said, your brother click and hung up

31:26

on him, dude. So I literally

31:28

only did it for vengeance. Um,

31:30

but I learned my lesson because it didn't make me feel

31:33

good. It didn't make me, like afterwards I was just like,

31:35

he was pissed off at me and

31:37

fucking, you know, cause more chaos

31:39

than it just honestly, it

31:41

was like, what did I get out of that?

31:43

Some dick? Like, no, I'm good. You know? So that

31:45

was the one time that I learned my lesson.

31:47

So whenever I give people advice on stuff like

31:49

this, it's coming from a place of love. Here's damps

31:52

right here. It's coming from a place of love,

31:54

um, and not judgment because I've

31:56

been through it myself. Hey.

32:00

beautiful bitch you're on camera right now. Oh

32:08

I love you so really quick what really quick

32:11

I don't want to keep you out of your

32:13

meeting we wanted to tell you that we're doing

32:15

a Q&A today and there's a guy named Tiberius

32:17

that said what? My confession is I have a

32:19

crush on Demps I didn't know who she was

32:22

and first heard her voice on the podcast when

32:24

I got home I watched the recording on that

32:26

podcast I heard that she doesn't have a man

32:28

who treats her well I want to treat her

32:30

how she deserves a queen in the streets and

32:32

me eating her under the sheets. So

32:43

you know I was just saying that

32:45

you deserve you deserve a good man

32:47

but I also said I said I

32:50

think Demps is addicted to the chaos

32:52

she loves the drama with men. I

32:54

do. If everything is going

32:56

smooth inside of my life I'm like this

32:58

is abnormal I don't like it. Yes. Tell

33:05

him to DM me and like screenshots

33:07

because I get so many DMs and

33:09

she's like tell him she's DMing. I

33:11

got you. Slide in the damn Tiberius.

33:14

Alright we love you baby. Bye bye.

33:19

Slide in the damn Tiberius. We

33:22

got you we love to be the middleman. Would

33:25

you rather have

33:27

to walk around naked for a day or

33:30

have your thoughts displayed as thought

33:32

bubbles for everyone to read? For

33:34

how long? For the day. I

33:38

think I could I don't mind walking around

33:40

naked it depends on where I'm at like if I'm

33:42

at the beach sure I'll just fucking lay out spread

33:45

eagle and let the clam get some sun you

33:47

know or fucking but

33:49

I don't think I say

33:52

what I what comes in my

33:54

mind anyways so. I don't think I can control

33:56

my thoughts. I do I think oh

33:58

I think if I knew I had to control them,

34:00

then I'd start thinking weird shit. But

34:02

if I, yeah, I don't know. That's a,

34:05

that's a good one. Hard one. Yeah. I

34:07

think I'd probably walk around naked. Like you

34:09

had to go safer. Go about

34:11

like a general day. Oh really? Like go

34:13

to the gym. Yeah. Like you have to

34:15

go through go to squats. My

34:17

butthole just hanging out. What would you do?

34:20

Thoughts or nake grocery

34:23

store? I'm probably

34:25

good. I'm really shy. People don't, people

34:27

think I'd probably pick naked, but I'll

34:29

do the thoughts. And then if

34:32

something weird pops up, sorry. Okay. Maybe

34:35

control my thoughts better than I can control the

34:37

fact of just being stark ass naked. My vagina's

34:40

too wet to be walking around

34:42

naked. I'll be fucking nailed trail.

34:44

Literally just dripping down the fricking

34:46

broccoli aisle. Oh God. What would

34:48

you choose Buck? Yeah.

34:57

Well, she's got a cute little body. She doesn't

34:59

have cellulite yet. So rage.

35:03

I would too. I

35:07

mean, I love attention, but I don't, I

35:09

don't want to be fucking butthole hanging around,

35:11

you know, like, could

35:14

you imagine? Yeah. Could you

35:16

imagine being a dog and having to

35:18

walk around with your butthole just on

35:20

display for everybody? I mean, charges, butthole

35:22

be out there. Sometimes

35:24

people get a genuine surprise when they

35:26

pet him and don't realize there's no

35:28

tail to stop them. And

35:30

they just grazed that meatball. Yeah.

35:34

His little fucking, his little, his

35:36

little crater is dry. He's got a

35:39

dry butthole. Well, I mean, it's out

35:41

for, I mean, imagine most dogs, buttholes

35:43

are, but they're like smaller. This dude's

35:45

got a fucking butthole, man. Yeah. I

35:48

mean, it's probably got like some like

35:50

windburn on it. He knows we're talking

35:52

about him. He's over here feeling very

35:54

flustered. Can you see my foot? This

35:57

is my new, I'm not allowed to

35:59

have this. desk. He's

36:02

laying down. I'm literally just going to

36:04

be like, hey, guys. This

36:08

one says I found my ex-husband in my

36:10

stepmom. What is up

36:13

with the moms? Fucking the kids.

36:15

Fucking God. I found my ex-husband

36:17

and my stepmom, my kids grandmother

36:20

in bed together. Then

36:22

after three months they split. He moved

36:24

on to another state. He lives with

36:26

his identical twin brother and his wife

36:28

and their five kids. He's now

36:31

uncle daddy because he's now married to

36:33

his sister in law. That

36:36

dude's got problems. Tell her to fucking be

36:38

thankful the trash took itself out. You're so

36:40

thankful that that man showed his true colors

36:42

and it didn't come out another way. The

36:44

trash took itself out and mom, that's fucking

36:46

terrible, dude. That's horrible. I don't even talk

36:48

to Bailey's friends when they come up. Literally.

36:52

I'm just like, and I do that for

36:54

a reason because it's like, I don't, there's

36:56

no need for me to be close with

36:58

any of her little boyfriends. It's weird when

37:01

parents are like so close. Ingrained in their

37:03

kids' lives. That's how her whole fucking circle

37:05

is of friends. And the parents are so

37:08

in the drama with the kids. And I'm

37:10

just like, what the fuck is wrong with

37:12

you guys? Like really trying to

37:14

be a peer. Yeah. I feel

37:16

like so often now you find that like

37:18

parents are trying to live through their children.

37:20

That's exactly what that is. Yes. And I

37:23

don't, I, I will never be that. Like

37:25

I, I, my parent through and through 100%

37:27

never appear. I

37:30

can say I have that relationship with my children.

37:32

Don't have to be their fucking friends. We had

37:34

a girl whose mom was like super hot.

37:36

And every time all the boys would go hang

37:38

out, it was very Stacy's mom, right? She'd go

37:40

out and get in a bikini and lay out

37:43

by their pool. Yeah, that's weird. And I'm like,

37:45

I would never do that. Why the fuck are

37:47

you always doing that? Or walk around in a

37:49

towel. Yeah. And I'm like, bro, these kids are

37:51

kids. That's weird. I could never

37:53

do that. So Bailey walking around in a towel.

37:55

That's strange. Yeah. Any boys that come to the

37:57

house, I'll never be nice to them. There's

38:00

no reason to be literally hands

38:02

and she goes no There's

38:05

no reason to be though. Oh

38:09

god the shit stain story. Hey friend

38:14

What you doing Sleeping

38:17

okay. Well we got

38:19

on the subject of chocolate and poop and

38:22

you just came to mind So

38:24

we just wanted she's laughing give you

38:26

a jingle I've

38:30

got runs that jingle jangle jingle

38:38

We wanted you to just you know elaborate on

38:40

a story that happened a couple weeks ago relate

38:42

to that story or not She's

38:49

not ready to speak about it guys Maybe

38:57

baby. I was thinking of someone else. Yeah, it's

39:00

gotta be somebody else. No no shit stain McGee's

39:02

over here She'll

39:11

tell you guys in due time I'm

39:14

gonna have to tell it. Yeah, that's exactly

39:17

I won't tell it today, but I'll definitely

39:19

gonna tell it last one I'll have to

39:21

leave the names out. Yeah I

39:24

don't even know his name. I don't either. Oh I

39:26

do. What do we call I do? Yeah, boobie

39:28

up members Oh, no, that was the other one.

39:30

I actually don't know his name. No, what do

39:32

we call him? Good row skid row? Yeah, for

39:34

sure, but But

39:37

yeah, I don't know skid Rose name but that

39:39

the firefighter she was talking to you know, just

39:42

because of the hairdresser. Yeah Mm-hmm. All

39:44

right. Last one. I left my fiancee

39:46

who I have a son with this

39:48

this person I think wants Maybe

39:51

a little advice. Okay, also but

39:53

his confession I left my fiancee who I have

39:55

a son with because I no longer felt the

39:58

intimate love with him for a younger guy who

40:00

lives in another state who made me feel as

40:02

if I was like missing

40:05

what I was missing. But now

40:07

I found out that I'm pregnant and I'm

40:10

scared to tell my ex he's been trying

40:12

to get his family back together. However, I'm

40:14

starting therapy because since I've been pregnant now

40:16

I'm currently shitty towards my new man.

40:20

So she said it's really stressing her

40:22

out and she doesn't know how to

40:25

take care of a situation like this. And she just says she

40:27

just wants help to be better. And I

40:29

will say the fact that she's already recognized the

40:31

fact that she's the problem, you've already taken huge

40:34

strides. Yeah, I'm proud of you for doing that

40:36

sister. So

40:38

I guess this

40:40

kind of circles back to what we were

40:42

saying earlier is when you're in an extremely

40:44

safe situation sometimes it gets boring. And

40:47

you need to analyze the fact was

40:49

is that what happened with you and

40:51

your husband? Like were

40:53

you looking for some passion and just

40:55

that flame because you are addicted

40:57

to chaos was their childhood trauma that's triggered

40:59

it. Any sort of trauma that's triggered it

41:01

doesn't have to be childhood. You

41:04

know, maybe you were just bored and you were looking for

41:06

something a little more

41:08

exciting. And then now that you've actually got

41:10

what you wanted, it's not fun anymore. The

41:12

chase is gone. So it's like, this is

41:14

reality. You guys are actually having a kid

41:16

together and you're kind of stuck with this

41:18

dude for the next. There's

41:20

also people who just love the chase. Right? I

41:23

will say I'm one of those. But Haley loves the

41:25

chase. Me too. I'm the same way. The person even

41:27

settles down a little bit. She's like, I don't know

41:29

how I feel about this person. Yeah. Like,

41:32

yeah, but it is cool. I

41:34

think she like once she gets over the hump

41:36

and she can get comfortable with someone and into

41:38

a part like of their relationship like you and

41:40

I are in. It's a really rewarding feeling. Yeah,

41:42

for sure. To find to have somebody that be

41:44

your safe space is probably the best thing that

41:47

you could ever fucking. I

41:49

used to chase, you know, I used

41:51

to do three and four year relationships, three years

41:53

tops. And because I just would get bored and

41:55

it would just feel like it was getting stagnant.

41:57

But really it was. I don't want to say

42:00

comfortable because I never got comfortable, but it was

42:02

just like I was always looking for the next

42:04

best thing and You

42:06

know once I got with Jay I had to learn

42:08

to not do that and it's been the best thing

42:10

ever like he is my best friend like I fucking

42:12

love That dude, you know and it's a different type

42:14

of love and a different type of intimacy But

42:17

you know maybe you were really over your

42:19

husband and maybe you you know I

42:22

feel bad for people who don't have a best

42:24

friend in their significant other yeah And it happened

42:26

so often Jason and I just made that tick-tock

42:29

the other day It's like you see so many

42:31

people and it was a huge realization for me

42:33

was like We used to kind of

42:35

giggle at the people that we knew for a personal fact like

42:37

yo ain't That close but

42:39

online they yeah them seem like they're the best

42:41

couple ever and then Jason was like, you know I

42:43

feel like that's the only time they get to

42:45

hear that and I was like damn I feel

42:48

like shit now Yeah, because I would giggle at those

42:50

but then I also feel bad because there is a

42:52

possibility That's the only time that wife or husband gets

42:54

to hear that significant other say those really intimate

42:57

and sweet things Which is shitty though. You shouldn't

42:59

be in a relationship like that If

43:02

somebody can only tell you that they love

43:04

you online. That's weird. It happens so often

43:06

Yeah in this like new generation of relationships.

43:08

It's so much I feel like I was

43:10

shocked that my husband made a fucking birthday

43:12

video for me Oh, sweet. I was really

43:14

sorry. No, you helped him with it, but

43:16

it was awesome But

43:19

the fact that he even wanted to do that

43:21

I was like, you know So you deserve somebody

43:23

my point is is that you deserve somebody who

43:25

shows you love at home? Yes, not

43:27

just online like if they do it online. It's

43:29

a bonus like what Because

43:33

it should always be something that is

43:36

between you and that person. Yeah, I

43:38

feel like Jason and

43:40

I and even you understand this is

43:42

like we came into social media. We

43:44

weren't born into social media We created

43:46

social media as our generation. Yeah, and

43:48

we felt the need to have to

43:50

express these long ginormous posts

43:53

every chance we get yeah and like in the last

43:55

couple years Jason and I were like You know what?

43:58

I don't feel like we should do that. Yeah, I

44:00

feel like conversation you and I need to have behind

44:02

a closed door, not to the general public. And like,

44:04

we'll make cute little things like, and

44:06

say nice things, but like, I want you

44:08

to express that to my face. Yeah, for

44:10

sure. To tell me those things. Absolutely. Always

44:13

express it to the face. But I also,

44:15

there's a, I agree and kind of disagree

44:17

with you because like, when we have like

44:19

monumental moments, like when Jay wants awards or

44:21

like, it's something really cool. I'll do a

44:23

long post and I do that because I

44:25

want that memory. I want to

44:28

see that pop up in my memory. Like,

44:30

Valentine's Day. Yeah. Every Valentine's Day. I'm running

44:32

out of shit. I'm talking about like monumental

44:34

things. That's a funny thing. Shout out from

44:36

the rooftop. Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I think

44:38

that you're figuring it out, babe. If you're already

44:40

going to therapy and stuff like that, I mean,

44:42

you're already one step

44:44

ahead. So you'll figure it out

44:46

and you'll figure out what's causing you to be

44:49

so restless. Yeah. Yeah.

44:51

She's just getting tired. You guys had like

44:53

560 questions. I doubt we'll

44:55

be able to get to all of them,

44:57

but we will definitely try our hardest. Update.

45:01

This is podcast studio. We are getting

45:03

the keys in what? 10 days. I'm

45:06

so excited. I cannot wait. We picked

45:08

a color. You guys helped pick the

45:10

color. And once we get the keys

45:12

and we get in there, I'm going to, room by

45:15

room, you guys are going to help us decorate it.

45:17

So I'm really excited about the new studio. I cannot

45:19

freaking wait. What about you, memes?

45:22

I feel like this is like the biggest jump

45:24

we've ever made. Yeah. This is like, I was

45:26

actually got emotional because I went to the old

45:28

studio to pick up all the gear and

45:31

I got really emotional standing there and there

45:33

was no more fur on the wall and

45:35

there was no more, you know, would the

45:37

paneling for the studio and I was just

45:39

like, this was our home for a long

45:41

time. Long time. We built a lot there.

45:43

We did. I like literally had flashbacks of

45:45

like the Dorito video. Yeah.

45:47

I had flashbacks of like the,

45:49

some of the mock mockbangs or

45:51

what do they call them? Muckbongs. I have

45:54

somebody said mookbong. Yeah. I've always called them

45:56

muckbangs. I always thought it was a muckbang.

45:58

I was very weird saying mookbong. I don't like

46:01

it. We did so

46:03

many of those and then I asked you remember I

46:05

was like hey do you know what this mark on

46:07

the bathroom doors from? You're like what? And I was

46:09

like when you kick the door open and from the

46:12

bathroom with two rotisserie chickens. That's so sweet. We're gonna

46:14

do another mukbang and a new place. Yes,

46:18

we should. That would be awesome. When we first get

46:20

in there. That new beautiful kitchen. We're

46:22

gonna get new cabinets too. Have

46:25

to get new cabinets. Alright, let's

46:27

dive into some of these questions.

46:29

Alright, Charlotte said, I'm curious. Does

46:32

it ever bother you always having

46:34

cameras in your face? I

46:36

know you want to grow your brand and I

46:38

know in retrospect you signed up for this but

46:40

do you ever think man I just want to

46:42

be the left the hell alone especially when you're

46:44

having mental health days? Go

46:48

ahead you first. I

46:51

feel like we grew up MySpace babies. So

46:54

we were already documenting everything a lot of the

46:56

time. Like we were the kids with the digital

46:58

cameras and stuff. I

47:01

record literally her whole entire life all the time.

47:03

Yeah, whether she knows it or not. But

47:07

I feel like we pick and

47:09

choose. We do it very respectfully too because

47:11

like they have no idea how much

47:13

footage we have that we don't share. Right. That's

47:16

what the crazy thing is. It's like you have such a

47:18

small team. People aren't

47:20

just cell phones 24 seven sharing it

47:22

across the internet. Yeah. You control your

47:25

narrative so gracefully that

47:28

it's not like a big group of

47:30

people with cell phones all the time.

47:32

Yeah. We know when. Yeah. And also

47:34

like she said I'm always like I

47:39

keep a lot of our life private. Yeah. A lot of

47:41

our life is private. It

47:44

doesn't look like it because we pump out

47:46

so much content but this is a lifestyle.

47:48

It's not to us it's not work. Like

47:51

literally we fucking wake up and like we'll record

47:53

us going to fucking Starbucks and make it look

47:55

fun. You know like it's it's

47:57

just a lifestyle and there are some days. that

48:00

I'm like, you know, like when the trolls come

48:02

out or if people make a hate video about

48:04

me, would that have fucking lies in it and

48:06

stuff like that? Like, yeah, I wanna clap back

48:08

and I wanna say something or I wanna kind

48:11

of disappear off the internet because I just get

48:13

tired of people lying. Or like when people are

48:15

always coming at us about the Illuminati or like,

48:17

straight up lies is that's when I get tired

48:20

of the internet. Because I'm like, golly, there really

48:22

is like people out here who just don't wanna

48:24

see people happy. But then I just realized that

48:26

the love far outweighs the hate. I can get

48:28

like a thousand hate comments but get 20,000 love

48:31

comments, you know? So

48:33

I always have to remind myself that and I have

48:35

to take the good with the bad. But yeah, I

48:37

mean, anytime I need like a mental break day, I'll

48:39

post old stuff. What I don't

48:41

think people realize if you're not in this

48:43

industry, you have no idea how much footage

48:45

you can actually film within a small amount

48:48

of time that can be used across a

48:50

long period of time. So what you guys

48:52

are seeing is never actually happening in the

48:54

moment. Which I know that like if you're

48:57

just a casual poster, you're posting

48:59

as it's happening. What is this? Not like Alex

49:01

Earl. Alex Earl posts where she's at, where she's

49:03

going. We can't do that. Yeah, we can't. Absolutely

49:05

not. Which I don't know how she gets away

49:07

with it to be honest. I

49:10

genuinely don't. Like does she have security 24 seven

49:12

with her? That could be,

49:14

yeah. Does she not have the same type

49:16

of fans Jay and I have? Like it's

49:18

just kind of different. Yeah, so I just,

49:21

I do feel like in retrospective

49:24

things, we have within a

49:26

few days, a month's worth of content.

49:28

For sure. Yeah. Like even

49:30

today, just going to Liv's talent show, you

49:32

know, that was a vlog

49:35

for today. And like we have content from that

49:37

that we can post, you know, throughout the month

49:39

if we want to. And like, I

49:42

love the on this day feature on TikTok because

49:44

some days when I don't feel like posting, I

49:46

can just post one of those. Or I have

49:48

so much stuff that I've already like filmed

49:51

that's in my drafts that

49:53

I can post. Yeah, same. Like all the ones

49:55

I've been posting are all from when we were

49:57

in Texas. I just used like five sounds. Yeah,

49:59

and that way when I got home, it was

50:01

like alright, this is family time now Yeah, but

50:03

I've already done that and that's

50:05

literally what you do once your hair and

50:08

makeup's done You're like cool. We're gonna do

50:10

all these sounds so for the next week

50:12

I can post one a day Yeah, absolutely.

50:14

So yeah, I mean, I guess the answer

50:16

is yes, but we know how to deal

50:18

with it So it's like whenever we want

50:21

to fall off the internet, even though you

50:23

guys don't know we're falling off We are

50:25

like we're just posting older content. Yeah. Yeah.

50:27

Yeah. Good question though, Charlotte I love that

50:29

question What do you got memes?

50:32

All right Someone wants

50:34

to know what does XO actually

50:36

stand for? Did you do it for hugs and

50:38

kisses or was this just a

50:42

Symbol like Prince. Okay, I'm gonna

50:44

tell you guys the truth and you guys are not even

50:46

gonna realize Fucking how funny this

50:48

is. It was kind of like

50:50

a fuck you to my husband Because

50:53

anytime I get in an argument with somebody

50:55

or I'm talking to them and I'm texting

50:57

them if I want to fucking in the

50:59

conversation with them If I

51:01

want to end the conversation with them, I'll be like say

51:04

what I have to say and then I'll put XO Lowercase

51:09

XO sometimes the uppercase X in the

51:11

lowercase. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's how I

51:13

kind of tell people to fuck off

51:16

So when I did my brand I was like

51:18

I didn't want to just be bunny But I

51:21

was like, oh I my brand is literally centered

51:23

around telling people to fuck off So

51:25

I was like bunny XO, you know like

51:27

being sarcastic It's like using the middle finger

51:29

in a picture literally and nobody knows it

51:32

They all just think it's like for like

51:34

hugs and kisses and that's not what it's

51:36

for. What a good question. Yeah, great question

51:38

Nobody's ever asked that. Yeah Watch

51:44

I'll even call my husband he might not remember it

51:46

I'll let's see if I can get him to say

51:49

it while we're on the phone. I'm

51:51

like, baby What's one thing I do whenever I'm pissed off

51:53

texting somebody? What's how do I end it with? Hey,

51:58

baby, I have a question you're on air with us right

52:00

now. We're

52:02

live on air. So

52:05

my brand name Bunny XO.

52:07

Do you remember? Why

52:10

did I name myself Bunny

52:12

XO? Because how do I, once

52:15

I'm like sending a text to somebody, how

52:17

do I end it whenever I'm like mad

52:19

at them? He even

52:24

asked me when I first started my brand,

52:26

he's like, why did you put XO in

52:28

it? And I was like, cause I don't

52:30

like it.

52:32

Told you. Yeah. No,

52:34

I was telling everybody, it's kind of like a fuck

52:36

you because everybody thinks X and O is like, um,

52:39

like kisses and hugs. And really with me, it's

52:41

like, no, you motherfuckers are talking shit. So my

52:43

brand is like Bunny XO. Like go fuck yourself.

52:48

He said, yeah, I hate it.

52:50

I've made it a complete brand too. I

52:58

love you baby. Bye.

53:02

That's so fucking funny. What

53:04

a question. That is so,

53:06

yeah, that's fucking hilarious.

53:09

Great question. Who asked

53:12

that? We gotta

53:14

start saying their names because they deserve

53:16

to be on air. Shelly Sanford. Shelly

53:18

Sanford. That was a great question Zul.

53:20

All right. I just want to clear

53:22

the air. I have never once threatened

53:24

to sue anybody. If I'm going to

53:26

sue you, I'm not going to threaten

53:28

you. I do however,

53:30

say, Hey, this is your warning. If

53:33

you fucking are using this, my

53:35

image to bully me, I will have

53:37

my lawyer take it down. There's two

53:40

completely different things than saying, Hey, I'm

53:42

going to sue you or Hey, my

53:44

lawyer's going to take the video with

53:46

the picture of me in it that

53:48

you're spreading misinformation about and defaming my

53:50

brand down. Then suing somebody.

53:53

So the internet needs to fucking understand

53:55

that you don't think Kim Kardashian and

53:57

the Kardashians don't have shit pulled down

53:59

whenever you're talking shit. about them. There's

54:01

just so much of it. But Chris

54:04

Jenner goes after fucking everybody do literally.

54:06

And they're not the only ones that

54:08

do not realize the reach. Like

54:11

I think also because you're so public about it,

54:13

they're literally willing to be like, yeah, fuck you.

54:15

Yeah. Versus them. They're just like, I'm just going

54:17

to take everything you have. People lie and say

54:19

that they don't have shit taken down, but they

54:21

do. They do. And I will own it. I'll

54:23

be like, yes, if you defame me or if

54:25

you defame my family or if you fucking use

54:27

my image or any of my family's image to

54:30

bully them, I will go after you. I've said

54:32

that a million times and I stand on it.

54:34

Again, the love always outweighs the hate and

54:36

it is

54:41

what it is. And I just love the

54:43

fact that my name can make people money

54:45

and get them views and get them clicks.

54:47

I love that. So they will literally use

54:49

the fuck I'm so getting used to people

54:51

hating on me that it really does not

54:54

bother me anymore. Like my energy doesn't go

54:56

to that anymore. Cause I'm just

54:58

like, these people can't

55:00

even reach me. They're trying so hard.

55:02

Yeah. Ever, ever that part. Crazy. I

55:04

think it's just a cute question. What

55:12

was your favorite bar in Vegas when

55:15

you used to party and

55:17

what was Jay's favorite bar in Vegas? Did

55:20

you have like a

55:22

place that you like went often or did you

55:24

bar hop? Um,

55:28

yes, we had born and raised in Vegas.

55:30

We had Parkway, we had Roadrunner, there would

55:32

always, the, the used to be wasted space.

55:35

Like there was always like moments where like

55:37

a bar was hot and everybody would go

55:39

to it. And then there would be another

55:41

one. And then we would go to that

55:44

one. And like party in bars or was

55:46

it casinos? Like bars, bars. Yeah. You never

55:48

went to a casino. I mean, you do,

55:50

but you go to clubs. Like when you

55:53

live in Vegas, you don't go on the

55:55

strip. It's like, yeah, cause you know, like locals

55:57

in Nashville don't go to Broadway. So as a. I

56:01

was like, I lost a Vegas Vegas Vegas. I was

56:03

like, I lost a Vegas Vegas. Yeah.

56:06

You don't go to the strip. So you

56:08

go to all the ones that are off

56:10

the strip. Yeah. You never go. I'm one,

56:13

you're going to be paying fucking $60 a drink. If

56:15

you go on the fucking strip, like it's

56:18

crazy here. Yeah, it's really wild. Dude, they

56:20

I heard nothing about I hear nothing good

56:22

about like Broadway. I hear like people are

56:24

getting drugged all the time. Like

56:27

do people get drugged a lot? I mean, I

56:29

don't know now because I haven't been there in

56:31

like eight years, but it's never been like that.

56:34

We never had that problem ever. Goodness. Yeah. No,

56:36

that's all. I think I got drugged downtown at

56:38

10 roof. You remember, I remember you telling me

56:40

about the last times you ever drank was because

56:43

you were like, no, I really feel like I

56:45

got roofied. Yeah, something fucking bad happened. Yeah, it

56:47

was bad. That's really scary. I feel like a

56:49

lot of bad things actually happen in

56:52

Nashville. Yeah. They feel like that Riley

56:54

guy. They feel like he could

56:56

have possibly been roofied. And that's how he fell

56:58

into the river. Yeah. So I'm

57:00

like, man, that really sucks. People be

57:02

throwing chairs and yeah, that

57:05

was for my God. Thanks. Would you ever

57:07

consider having MGK or Megan Fox on Dunblond?

57:10

I would love to have Megan

57:13

on Dunblond. Eventually, she just did

57:15

an interview with the with

57:18

them, call her daddy. So I don't like doing

57:20

interviews back to back. I would love to have

57:22

MGK on, too. He's a sweetheart. But we're just

57:24

building our friendship with them right now. And if

57:26

they want to come on, then they'll tell me.

57:28

But we do have Mod

57:30

Sun, who is MGK's best friend coming on. And

57:33

that is one of the

57:35

best fucking interviews. You

57:37

guys, please, if you don't listen to

57:39

any of my podcasts, listen to the

57:42

Mod Sun one. It is almost three

57:44

hours and it is so

57:46

good. So freaking good. Like what an amazing

57:48

human this boy is. This is the only

57:50

time I've ever done this, but quotes he

57:53

was saying in that. I were literally putting

57:55

in my notes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. laughing

58:00

because Haley's crying for an all the

58:02

entire episode. The sun is or

58:04

the sun is yellow and she'd be like, Oh, it is.

58:10

OK, I got a good question. Yeah, Natasha.

58:13

She said, Sick New World. What

58:15

bands did you go to see? What bands did you

58:18

get to see? Did you discover

58:20

any new bands that you liked? Did

58:22

anyone recognize you? Was

58:24

shaking hand everything?

58:26

Let's address this. We

58:29

have not talked about this since it all

58:31

happened. I don't

58:33

want to talk about it because when

58:35

I talk about it, it goes viral.

58:37

I gave this man over 20 million

58:40

views, dude. That was insane. You're like

58:42

a million, maybe 20 million. I

58:46

just want to let you guys know I

58:48

am thoroughly humiliated, embarrassed. Like, I

58:50

never want to talk about this man ever again.

58:52

As a matter of fact, Jason, we're going to

58:55

bleep out his name from now on. I

58:58

am like my

59:00

butthole is puckered. OK, it

59:03

is crazy to me that

59:06

that entire story took on a life

59:08

of its own. It was worldwide news.

59:11

I was on people were sending

59:13

me their newscasts videos

59:15

in their living rooms of me fucking

59:18

meeting my house and it's literally

59:20

just a shake. Literally, it's like

59:22

the fastest handshake. She went. I

59:25

pulled my hand away from him because I was

59:27

like and I and you guys know this. I

59:30

hug everybody. I do not shake

59:32

people's hands and I purposely did

59:34

not hug him because I knew the Internet

59:36

would go crazy. So I was like, oh,

59:39

if I shake his hand, nobody will think

59:41

anything of it. Yeah, my husband can meet

59:43

his crush, Taylor Swift, and he gets 11

59:45

million views on that video and it's all

59:47

love. Doesn't make news. Nobody cares.

59:49

Fucking it is what it is. His

59:52

sweet little jelly roll got to meet

59:54

his crush. His whore

59:56

wife meets her crush and

59:59

it's fucking headline. news. I'm like,

1:00:01

bro. And I felt so bad

1:00:03

that I wrote. I DMed him and I apologized.

1:00:06

I was like, yeah, he hasn't read it. I

1:00:08

DMed him on TikTok, but he's not very. He

1:00:10

probably has a restraining order waiting. No, this dude

1:00:12

hates me. I know I know he hates me.

1:00:15

And he even said, we haven't met before. And I

1:00:17

was like, no. No. Yeah. I've just

1:00:19

seen all the clips you've made about me.

1:00:21

Yeah. He's like, I just see you all

1:00:23

the time on TikTok talking about me. But

1:00:25

it's not. It's like those are the ones

1:00:28

that go viral. People are so people were

1:00:30

so invested in this that

1:00:32

they just took it and fucking ran with it.

1:00:34

And the media was really sweet to me. Like,

1:00:36

I have to give them that they were. The

1:00:38

media is always so good to me and Jay.

1:00:41

And I just love you guys and appreciate you

1:00:43

guys so much. But I

1:00:45

was fucking humiliated. OK, I did not think it was

1:00:47

going to be this big of a deal. It

1:00:50

ended up being a 10 times bigger

1:00:52

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1:00:54

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1:02:13

Bunny, do you and Jelly have an

1:02:15

open relationship? The

1:02:17

answer for the last time is

1:02:20

absolutely not. We do not have

1:02:22

an open relationship. We

1:02:24

do not pursue other relationships

1:02:26

outside of our relationship. We

1:02:29

used to like to

1:02:32

have fun before we got as big

1:02:34

as we are. We would always get

1:02:36

drunk and bring an

1:02:38

extra girl home. The

1:02:42

option has always been there that if I wanna

1:02:44

sleep with another dude, I can. Does that mean

1:02:46

I do? Absolutely not. I'm a fucking weirdo. I

1:02:48

don't like to- I

1:02:50

like to shake people's hands. I don't like to shake

1:02:52

people's hands. Do you think I'm gonna let somebody's fucking

1:02:55

wiener inside of me? Like you guys need to use

1:02:57

your brains. But in

1:02:59

the past, what, two and a half,

1:03:01

three years, we don't bring anybody home

1:03:03

because we, one,

1:03:06

it's just a different level of success

1:03:09

that we're at right now. And you honestly, you

1:03:11

can't trust people. And two, that's

1:03:13

just not where we're at in our life. When we were

1:03:15

younger, it was fun, but now it's like we have a

1:03:17

fucking 15 year old and it's just

1:03:19

like, you know, there's just certain things that

1:03:21

we can't do maybe later on in life.

1:03:23

If we wanna bring girls home every once

1:03:26

in a while, we can. But we don't

1:03:28

pursue other relationships outside of our relationship. And

1:03:30

I think that's where the internet has like

1:03:32

got it confused or something. I really feel

1:03:34

like they think you guys are like out

1:03:37

there just seeking other people. Never. And

1:03:39

if they only would like take this, if you

1:03:41

guys are gonna run with any piece of information,

1:03:44

let it be this. They are

1:03:46

not. Yeah, no. By any means.

1:03:48

Not at all. Like they will take

1:03:50

any little piece of information and twist

1:03:52

it into like the weirdest possible shit.

1:03:54

It's like the

1:03:57

game telephone where you literally

1:03:59

tell. one person something and then the other

1:04:01

person runs with it. And then by the time

1:04:03

it gets to the fucking 15 person, it's like

1:04:05

changed and like, to you and you're like, I

1:04:07

didn't know that. Yeah, no, it's crazy. The shit

1:04:10

that we hear about ourselves. One of these days

1:04:12

we need to do a podcast or like a

1:04:14

show of just all the, oh, we

1:04:16

are whenever on the bunny XO show, we're going

1:04:18

to do a lie detector

1:04:20

test where I'm going to bring up all of

1:04:22

these questions and I'm going to answer every one

1:04:24

of these questions and every one of these rumors

1:04:26

on a lie detector test. And

1:04:29

I can't wait. I can't wait. That's gonna be my

1:04:31

favorite. Take that, you fucking hate us. That was a

1:04:33

really good one. Do guests get paid to be on

1:04:35

the podcast? Absolutely not. I've never

1:04:37

paid one guest. We do fly them out

1:04:39

and put them in a hotel room though.

1:04:42

So I mean, I guess, I guess that

1:04:44

could be considered some sort of compensation, but

1:04:46

they're not getting paid to appear. I just

1:04:48

feel like that's the least I can do

1:04:50

if people are traveling from out of state

1:04:52

to come and be on the podcast. What's

1:04:54

the best, most thoughtful, meaningful gift Jay gave

1:04:56

you before the fame? He's

1:04:59

sleeping in the chair right here. The

1:05:02

grand chaw he. Hey.

1:05:06

Croci, Alan Jackson,

1:05:08

D Ford. How's

1:05:10

it going? Tell him, tell

1:05:13

him chotch. My

1:05:15

dog was the best gift he ever gave me

1:05:17

and the kid, but I love the dog. I

1:05:20

love the kid too. Yeah.

1:05:23

Tell him. It's my son. It's my

1:05:25

sweet boy. Would you ever get Taylor

1:05:27

Swift on the bod? Yeah. Yeah.

1:05:31

Fuck yeah. I would love to

1:05:33

pick her brain. I've always been

1:05:35

curious how the initial conversation

1:05:37

went between you and

1:05:39

Jay the night you guys actually met from

1:05:41

Jamie. Exactly

1:05:45

like we said it did. Nothing's

1:05:47

ever changed. It was literally, so okay. I

1:05:52

met Jay in 2015. I think a

1:05:54

lot of people skip over that. I met Jay in

1:05:56

2015 and we didn't really talk

1:05:58

too much because I was there with my ex. and

1:06:00

you know, but we just kind of felt

1:06:02

each other's vibes. And then we re-met again

1:06:05

in 2016 and

1:06:07

a little

1:06:10

after that, my... No,

1:06:12

no, I'm sorry. I saw him twice in 2015. And

1:06:16

then my ex ended up going to prison in

1:06:18

February of 2016 and

1:06:22

Jay came out and started FaceTiming me

1:06:24

in 2016. And so

1:06:27

when he came out to stay, he said he

1:06:29

came out to shoot some music videos, which there

1:06:31

is a music video that's out there. I

1:06:34

ain't got a problem with it, that I'm in, that

1:06:36

all me and all my friends are in that never

1:06:39

made it to... I wonder if

1:06:41

we can find it. Yeah,

1:06:43

yeah. Little White might know where

1:06:45

it's at or somebody has it.

1:06:47

Yeah, message Nicole. Or JJ, our

1:06:49

old JJ, our old

1:06:51

photographer JJ might have it too. But yeah,

1:06:54

we should get a hold of that. But

1:06:56

we shot that in my condos that we

1:06:58

were living in, that

1:07:01

I was living in. But Jay

1:07:03

and I, we have actually the

1:07:05

first time I sat on his lap is

1:07:07

on film. The first time we kissed is

1:07:09

on film. What's the story? Because it's very

1:07:11

vague to me about like him inviting you

1:07:13

to go smoke on a rooftop or something.

1:07:16

But then he invited other girls. Yeah, yeah.

1:07:18

Okay. So that's before Jay and I

1:07:20

were together. So that was in... God,

1:07:23

when did... Okay, so

1:07:27

my ex went to prison in February. My

1:07:30

best friend Grace died. So I lost my ex and

1:07:32

my best friend all in the same month. So I

1:07:34

kind of went through a fucking depression, but I didn't

1:07:36

know it because I was masking with alcohol and drugs.

1:07:40

March or April,

1:07:42

we had her funeral. And it just so

1:07:44

happened across paths with... And Jay and I

1:07:47

had been talking by then. But

1:07:49

we just so happened to cross paths

1:07:52

and we were on a tour that he was in on. He

1:07:54

was on tour with B-Real. I

1:07:56

was hooking up with one of the other musicians that

1:07:58

were on that tour. name names. Um,

1:08:01

so I was like, cool. Yeah, I can see him and then

1:08:03

I'll come see you and I'll hang out with you in the

1:08:05

book, the band, the boys. And,

1:08:07

um, so I went

1:08:10

to the show. He was opening for the guy that

1:08:12

I was hooking up with one of them. And

1:08:15

you guys will never know which one it was cause I'll

1:08:17

never tell you no matter how much you guys try to

1:08:19

dig and find it. Um, and,

1:08:23

but I was like crushing on Jay, you know, I had been hooking

1:08:25

up with this dude off and on for like 10 years. Um,

1:08:28

but I was, and I just knew that it wasn't

1:08:30

going to go anywhere and he was married and I

1:08:33

didn't know that he was married until fucking way

1:08:35

later on into our hooking up. It

1:08:38

was just a fucking just stupid thing I

1:08:40

did. And, um, I

1:08:43

was crushing on Jay and he had

1:08:45

just got done. My, the dude

1:08:47

I was hooking up with was performing and we

1:08:49

were like sitting in this kitchen

1:08:51

and I'm kind of like flirting with Jay or

1:08:53

whatever. And he's like, Hey, you want to go up on the rooftop and

1:08:55

smoke? And I'm like, yeah, let's go. So

1:08:58

me, my Monica was with me

1:09:00

and Jay start walking up and

1:09:02

then these two like, you know,

1:09:04

groupie chicks love them walk

1:09:06

by and Jay's like, Hey, you want to go on the

1:09:08

roof too? And I was like, me

1:09:11

being the alpha female thinking I'm going to get alone

1:09:13

time with him. You were like, this is our moment.

1:09:15

Yeah. Like this is my chance to like fucking hit

1:09:17

on him or something. And so we get up there

1:09:20

and as soon as we get up there, I just

1:09:22

left because I was like, this is not, did you

1:09:24

leave with Monica or Monica? So you just bounce and

1:09:26

left him with the groupies. I was like, all right,

1:09:28

I'll talk to you later. You know, like you know

1:09:30

how I am. You're the most

1:09:32

Irish goodbye person. I know literally Jay, you'll

1:09:34

turn around and you'll be like, where the

1:09:37

fuck did they go? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:09:39

Jay and I have always been like that. And

1:09:41

I think that's when he realized he was like,

1:09:43

Oh shit, maybe I should have hung out. But

1:09:46

we had a blast. I had a blast. And

1:09:48

what's crazy is like we were all staying at

1:09:50

the same hotel with the band and all,

1:09:52

there was a couple of the band members that

1:09:54

were trying to hook up with me and I

1:09:56

just kept fucking blocking them left and right. And

1:09:59

Jay watched that. was like, you

1:10:01

know, because most girls will come and they'll hook

1:10:03

up with whoever they can. Yeah. And I just

1:10:05

had my eyes set on him. I was like,

1:10:07

I want the boss. And if I don't remember,

1:10:09

I was like, I want the boss and his.

1:10:17

And I can't remember who else. There was

1:10:19

one other one. And, and

1:10:21

so yeah, they would try to hook up with me.

1:10:23

And he's like, I just sat, sat back and

1:10:25

watched you say no to all these guys. He's like,

1:10:28

and I thought that was so hot. And I was

1:10:30

like, I was there for you, dude. And meanwhile, I'm

1:10:32

covered in bruises from this fucking little boy toy that

1:10:34

I had that had a fucking 10 inch dick back

1:10:37

home, you know? So like, I mean,

1:10:39

I had, I was, listen, when I was

1:10:41

single, I had lots

1:10:43

of options. Lots

1:10:45

of stories. When you say he would like FaceTime

1:10:48

and you'd crawl out of bed from a cabana

1:10:50

boy. Yeah. Answer his FaceTime calls. I'd

1:10:53

leave them in bed while I talk to him in the

1:10:55

living room. That's so funny. How

1:10:57

long did your recent tattoo take? It took four

1:10:59

hours. I'm almost done

1:11:01

with my leg sleeve though. It's

1:11:03

looking so good. The inner. Yeah,

1:11:05

that's next. I'm going to do the back of my

1:11:07

thigh first. Yeah. That

1:11:09

makes me want to throw up. Oh, it's

1:11:12

that bad. I never, everybody's not the one that

1:11:14

I was going to get was bad. And I

1:11:16

don't think it's the creases on the back of

1:11:18

the knees. When she got close to those, I

1:11:21

don't think the knee hurt that bad. Did you go on top of the

1:11:24

knee though? I went on top of the knee and

1:11:26

around it and on it a little bit. Yeah.

1:11:28

No, I felt like the backs of my knees, I didn't

1:11:30

go all the way down the back of my knees, but

1:11:32

like that little fatty part back there made me want to

1:11:35

throw up. I just kept telling Ashley, I was like, are

1:11:37

you done yet? She was like, no.

1:11:40

She's like, no bitch. Don't ask. I love Ashley.

1:11:42

She's a patient dude. She's

1:11:44

really so sweet. What has been

1:11:46

the most scariest, most

1:11:48

creepiest thing that's happened to you? All

1:11:51

three of us from Charlene. God,

1:11:56

you guys go first. I can't think there's a lot

1:11:58

of shit that have happened. Oh, Yeah.

1:12:01

Um. We had anything scared. Not all of

1:12:03

us together, but me and Mimi in that

1:12:06

Vegas house. You had to leave. One weird.

1:12:09

Yeah. The cop pulled, was about to pull a

1:12:11

gun on me. Yeah. Yeah. Because you

1:12:13

had to fly back home. Jay was having like

1:12:15

a medical emergency. And so you and I were

1:12:17

stuck in this, like how many bedrooms? It was

1:12:19

like a 10 bedroom fucking house. Cause

1:12:21

that was when we were supposed to be filming something. And

1:12:23

it was a dope house. Dude. Yes.

1:12:26

It was supposed to be the first

1:12:28

tour Olympics. Yeah. That we ever

1:12:30

did. And that was, that house

1:12:33

was bigger than

1:12:35

its own good. Yeah. And

1:12:38

we were high and we had

1:12:40

already been feeling, we had

1:12:42

recorded that episode. So we had

1:12:44

a podcast and in

1:12:47

the podcast you can hear like doors creaking

1:12:49

and things like that. And we were like,

1:12:51

what the fuck is happening? Yeah. So

1:12:53

that night we're like laying in bed and you

1:12:55

can hear people walking upstairs. And the

1:12:58

problem was is when bunny was there, there

1:13:00

was a certain room she wouldn't sleep in

1:13:02

because the slider doors didn't lock. And

1:13:05

so we were putting things like rods and stuff. So you

1:13:07

couldn't slide them open. We're like, Oh my God, did one

1:13:09

of them open? So we call the police, the

1:13:11

police were hiding in a back bedroom with

1:13:13

a butcher knife. Where was

1:13:16

I? You flew home because Jay

1:13:18

had that medical emergency. Yeah. So

1:13:20

it was just me and you. And we call the cops. I'm

1:13:22

on the phone with a 911 dispatcher. She

1:13:24

tells me to go into the hallway. I

1:13:26

turned the corner and the cop fucking pops

1:13:28

out and like grabs her gun and I

1:13:31

was like, the 911 operator told me to

1:13:33

come out here. I'm so sorry. Yeah. And

1:13:36

then they looked through the whole thing as we're standing there

1:13:38

and we're like, Hey, you can sleep here with us. Like

1:13:40

we offered one of them to like, yeah. And

1:13:44

they ended up posting up outside. It was so sweet all

1:13:46

night. They put a patrol officer out there for us

1:13:48

as we're standing there, the fucking

1:13:51

French doors upstairs open up.

1:13:54

Yeah. They're like, it's an old house. It

1:13:56

would be just the wind that door opened up. I said, was

1:13:58

that the wind? We're

1:14:00

gonna go. Yeah, I'm gonna be like, thank you.

1:14:03

Or that one time me and you thought we were getting kidnapped. Yeah.

1:14:05

Or the plane. Oh,

1:14:07

yeah. Our plane. Yeah,

1:14:10

the plane was scary. I didn't like that. Yeah,

1:14:13

that was scary. I said goodbye to my family. Yeah.

1:14:16

I was texting Kayla like, hey, I'm gonna die. She's

1:14:19

like, are you sure? Were you messaging Jay at all or

1:14:21

were you just... No. No. You're

1:14:24

like, we're going to this together. Yeah. Um,

1:14:26

some, uh, Stacia, Stacia, Anastasia said, I

1:14:28

understand why you won't come to Oregon,

1:14:31

but wasn't aware that you won't come

1:14:33

to Washington. I'm just curious why. I've

1:14:35

never said I wouldn't come to Washington. I think I

1:14:38

said I'm not coming to Washington these dates on

1:14:40

this tour. I love Washington, D.C.

1:14:42

is my favorite, but I don't mind

1:14:44

Washington. Oregon, I'll never set foot in

1:14:46

though. You're not going to smoke fentanyl right next to

1:14:48

me and fucking call it a day. What

1:14:51

did you just say? Oregon. Did you say D.C.?

1:14:55

I love Washington, D.C. and Washington. Oh,

1:14:57

I thought... Okay. Yeah.

1:15:00

No, I love both Washingtons. Okay. I

1:15:02

didn't know the sentence ran together and I was like... Oh, no.

1:15:05

Let me... No, no, no. I

1:15:07

love Washington, D.C. and I love

1:15:09

regular Washington too. I love both

1:15:11

Washingtons. I just don't love Oregon.

1:15:13

Yeah. But I'm just not

1:15:15

going... I'm not going to be up Northwest, I guess

1:15:18

is what it's considered. Yeah. We're

1:15:20

starting in California. We're starting in California just because it's

1:15:22

way easier and I think I forgot what I have

1:15:24

to do before then. I was just starting in my

1:15:26

home area, you guys. I'm so excited about that. Yeah,

1:15:29

yeah, yeah. We were just reminiscing on the fact that

1:15:31

the first concert we're starting at is the first concert

1:15:33

I ever went to. It was Avril Lavigne. We're

1:15:36

going to the Shark Tank. I

1:15:38

sat in the same room with her guys. Like

1:15:41

looked over, there's Avril. Yeah. We

1:15:43

just saw Avril at the country music... at the

1:15:45

ACM. Excuse me. Got the hiccups. You

1:15:48

need some water? I got a

1:15:51

whole tub right here. All

1:15:54

right, we'll answer. God, hold on. Do you know how to get rid

1:15:56

of hiccups? Nope,

1:16:00

this is it. You, if

1:16:02

you want to get rid of hiccups, this trick works all the

1:16:04

time. A lady taught me this when I was doing cocktails at

1:16:06

the Palms. You take a

1:16:08

bottle of water and you drink without taking

1:16:10

a breath and it will get rid of

1:16:12

your hiccups. I can feel it going

1:16:14

down. I love that. Do you know what a hiccup is? A

1:16:18

hiccup is a spasm of your lungs. Put

1:16:23

your diaphragm out of place. Really?

1:16:25

I thought it was always a muscle spasm in your lungs is

1:16:27

what they said. Give it a go. What

1:16:30

is a hiccup? Oh my God, I've

1:16:32

been lied to my whole life. Who

1:16:36

was right? A hiccup is an

1:16:38

involuntary contraction of the diaphragm

1:16:40

that repeats several times. Hiccups

1:16:42

in all interactions. When one triggered reflexes.

1:16:45

Wow. So

1:16:48

yeah, if you ever have hiccups, take a

1:16:50

bottle of water, sip, sip, sip, sip, don't

1:16:52

chug sip. You have to, you have to

1:16:54

go like this. Doing this forever now. I'm

1:16:56

going to try to hold my breath. Nope.

1:16:59

Hiccups piss me off. It gets rid of

1:17:01

it. Hot Cheetos piss you off. Notice I don't have hiccups.

1:17:03

It's crazy. It's crazy, right? They taught me that

1:17:05

a long time ago and I fucking live by it, dude. When will

1:17:07

the book release? We're

1:17:10

coming up, baby. We're moving in a groove on

1:17:12

it, guys. Yeah, it's doing good. But

1:17:16

anyway, you'd be doing meet and greets. We're going to do some sort

1:17:18

of side stage type thing. We're still

1:17:20

figuring it out, but it's going to be for

1:17:22

the main tier. There's a lot

1:17:24

of logistics behind this guy. Let me

1:17:26

just like clarify. Baby's like, let me not let her

1:17:29

talk and say anything. Let me clarify the situation of

1:17:31

like, we needed to. Every

1:17:36

venue is different. We wish we could just like

1:17:38

set a rollout and that was it. Every

1:17:41

single venue has different

1:17:43

regulations, different roles, different

1:17:46

sizes of things. Some of them, there's

1:17:48

not even really an area for us

1:17:50

to stand. It just happens. So when

1:17:53

we realize the logistics of those kind of things,

1:17:55

there's just a lot to work through. Yeah,

1:18:00

for sure. We want to do something really cool. You

1:18:02

know, maybe we'll run out and give you a wristband

1:18:04

But you won't get to meet me. Yeah is the

1:18:06

thing and we'll try to get Jay to if not

1:18:09

You know, he's so fucking busy

1:18:12

on tour dude. Literally. Yeah, it's rarely

1:18:14

see him Mm-hmm. He's like coming out

1:18:16

getting on stage and he is so

1:18:19

busy. Yeah, it's crazy Will

1:18:22

you ever share a part of your group chat with

1:18:24

us between you Mimi and Haley monthly

1:18:26

gift No,

1:18:28

we will be canceled. There's no fucking way.

1:18:31

Just go watch propaganda. Yeah, go watch my

1:18:33

began I just did some of our D

1:18:35

our Group chat

1:18:37

DMS on Instagram so you guys you

1:18:39

guys can see where we're headed in

1:18:41

the direction We had so is the

1:18:44

poster that you sent an actual autograph

1:18:46

or a computer generated off an autograph?

1:18:48

No, we signed Thousands of

1:18:51

those if you go like this It

1:18:54

will spread the ink on the

1:18:56

picture smell the sharp Yeah on it guys

1:18:59

and we posted videos of it. How would it be

1:19:01

like compete like you can literally see her signing

1:19:03

them I got to know who the person

1:19:05

is you warned jelly about I warned my husband about a lot

1:19:07

of people Oh, she's the first she

1:19:09

warns everyone about everyone. Yeah, she meets them.

1:19:11

She's like fuck that person Yeah, so they'll

1:19:14

be like I love this person. I'm like,

1:19:16

mmm. Nope. Yeah, she's Always

1:19:18

catches them first She

1:19:20

is never wrong it may

1:19:22

take you a really long time to figure it out and you

1:19:25

got to figure it out on your Own yeah, but it will

1:19:27

always be at the end of it of her being like told

1:19:29

ya Me

1:19:33

six months ago So

1:19:35

what do you like to do when you come

1:19:37

to Las Vegas? Well, should we tell

1:19:39

them what we just did? I Broke

1:19:42

my sobriety and like okay. So let's have

1:19:44

a conversation about this because I wanted to

1:19:46

post about it on tik-tok but Again,

1:19:50

I have to be careful with what I say

1:19:52

because the internet fucking runs with it and changes

1:19:54

everything that I say I

1:19:57

am not sober because I

1:20:00

had to be. I'm sober because I want

1:20:03

to be. So there's a huge difference there.

1:20:06

Yes, did I have a drinking problem? Absolutely. Did

1:20:08

I fucking do eight balls of cocaine and take

1:20:10

too many pills? Absolutely. But I was a functioning

1:20:13

addict and honestly, I could have probably lived like

1:20:15

that forever. I mean, I would have caught up

1:20:17

with me and I would probably fucking look road

1:20:19

hard and put away. But you

1:20:21

know, I stopped drinking because

1:20:24

one, I thought I think I was

1:20:26

drugged and two, I was just tired

1:20:28

of drinking all the time

1:20:30

and taking pills and all that stuff. So saying

1:20:32

that much, my sobriety was my choice. It wasn't

1:20:34

because I was forced to or I had to

1:20:37

go to rehab or anything like that. It was

1:20:39

because it was my part of my spiritual journey.

1:20:42

So every now

1:20:44

and then like on our anniversary, which

1:20:46

I've always been vocal about, I will

1:20:48

have a drink or something with my

1:20:50

husband. And you know,

1:20:52

I was having a really tough time with, I

1:20:55

just needed a fucking drink,

1:20:57

to be honest. OK, I've been going through a lot

1:20:59

of shit the past few weeks and

1:21:01

Haley and I were in Vegas and

1:21:04

I was like, let's go to the bar. I'm going

1:21:06

to have a beer and fucking I'm going to teach

1:21:08

you how to play Kino. So we

1:21:10

went to the bar in Vegas and

1:21:12

I ended up having three blue moons and

1:21:15

it was the best time ever. And we

1:21:17

played Kino and I actually won eight hundred

1:21:19

dollars. And we just

1:21:21

it was like it was really chill. And would

1:21:24

I do it again? No, because I was

1:21:26

fucking swollen and my fucking gut was so

1:21:28

fucked up for three days after I drank

1:21:30

those beers. But it

1:21:32

was definitely a core memory and it was

1:21:34

fun. And if I do drink again, it'll

1:21:37

probably be like tequila and I'll just sip

1:21:39

it because the beer just had way too

1:21:41

much fucking gluten and wheat in it. And

1:21:43

you're like so yeah, like health conscious. Yeah,

1:21:45

I mean, that amount of stuff in your

1:21:47

body. I felt it. Oh,

1:21:50

and eight fucking sourdough bread and cheese. It

1:21:52

was literally I just fucking all bets

1:21:54

were off. I fucking crushed

1:21:56

my crushed my diet, fucking crushed

1:21:59

my sobriety. And I was just like, fuck it, I

1:22:01

just need a night of where I can just. I

1:22:03

feel like the best thing I ever heard about

1:22:05

your sobriety is that you it's

1:22:08

like the choice, like you said, that you

1:22:10

can choose to drink if you want to.

1:22:12

Yeah. And I think that's like so awesome

1:22:15

to me, because, you know, like that's

1:22:17

one of those things that I

1:22:20

think a lot of people need to hear is like, you

1:22:22

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1:23:31

Some people, they don't drink because

1:23:33

it leads into like a spiral. Yes. Or

1:23:36

they'll start doing other things. I'm such

1:23:38

a controlled human that that never happens

1:23:40

with me. Yeah. Like

1:23:43

I have, it's weird. I think

1:23:45

one of my... I'm telling addicts to go

1:23:47

out and like try it. Not at all. That's not what

1:23:50

we're saying. My superhuman strength is my willpower. Yes. If

1:23:52

my mind is made up about something, like if I

1:23:55

drink three beers, I'm not going

1:23:57

to want to do a line of cocaine and I'm not going to

1:23:59

take a Xanax bar. What I'm trying to say is that

1:24:01

like your drink doesn't make you a drinker. You

1:24:04

had a drink. There's a total difference

1:24:06

in that versus like someone

1:24:08

who is like the minute they have

1:24:11

that drink, they are now a drinker.

1:24:13

Yeah, and that's the difference between like

1:24:15

a real alcoholic and a real addict

1:24:17

and stuff like that. Truly. Now

1:24:19

my sobriety was for my spiritual journey and

1:24:22

just because I needed to get to know

1:24:24

myself and heal trauma without being intoxicated and

1:24:26

on drugs. It's crazy

1:24:28

too. You said like it had you continued that

1:24:30

lifestyle, how different you feel like you would look, you would

1:24:32

have caught up to you. Oh for sure. When I look

1:24:34

at, when I met you pictures

1:24:37

versus now, you look significantly younger

1:24:39

now than when we met. We

1:24:41

talk about this often. If we find old throwbacks,

1:24:43

I'm like, why do you look older five,

1:24:46

six years ago than you do now? It's

1:24:49

kind of wild to me. Yeah, sobriety, man,

1:24:51

alcohol is rough on you, dude. Yeah. Alcohol

1:24:53

is really rough. It is. It takes a

1:24:55

toll on every part of hair, skin, everything.

1:24:59

Yeah, definitely pills. I feel like

1:25:01

that just comes through your skin, your nails,

1:25:03

everything. You are what you eat. Yes. Literally.

1:25:05

It will fucking, it will feel weird. You

1:25:07

definitely taught me that. I said, you've definitely

1:25:09

taught me that. Yeah, no, for sure. That's

1:25:11

why you got to put good stuff in

1:25:13

your body. I posted a

1:25:15

video yesterday with Belogna in it. She was

1:25:17

like, don't you eat that Belogna. Cause I

1:25:19

know she loves fucking gas station baloney, bro.

1:25:22

I only eat baloney sandwiches from the tweakers

1:25:24

I have. It's that thick ass Belogna, dude.

1:25:26

I couldn't buy it. I don't look like

1:25:28

that. There's no fucking way. How many

1:25:30

men have you been with? A lot. How

1:25:33

about you? How

1:25:36

about you? I don't feel like our numbers are

1:25:38

anywhere close to one another. You know what? You'd

1:25:40

be surprised though. It's not as many as you

1:25:42

guys would think, but you know, being in the

1:25:44

industry, people are probably like, oh man, she's fucking

1:25:47

blown out. But first of all, my pussy hole

1:25:49

is tight. Ask my husband. I've seen it. Yeah.

1:25:51

Mimi has. And secondly, you

1:25:55

don't have to sleep with everybody. That's

1:25:58

a huge misconception for sure. I

1:26:00

also learned that in our interview with the modern

1:26:02

working girl. Yeah, how many people just pay for

1:26:04

cuddles and blow jobs? They really do No,

1:26:08

they really do. Give me a little bad

1:26:10

Some men just want to be told that

1:26:12

they're attractive because their wives don't tell them

1:26:14

that you know, like it's it's crazy Yeah,

1:26:16

it's really crazy How about

1:26:18

you Mimi? Wait, what? How's your pussy hole? It's

1:26:20

great. Okay. I didn't shit

1:26:23

two kids through it. So that's good Oh,

1:26:25

you had C-sections? Damn, I didn't know that.

1:26:27

They had two C-sections. Oof I

1:26:29

would probably want to do that if I yeah,

1:26:31

yeah, well Yeah,

1:26:34

because you know, they don't they don't

1:26:37

pre-slice anymore fun fact

1:26:39

They feel like natural ripping is a

1:26:41

better because you know when they come

1:26:44

out they rip it And

1:26:46

before they used to pre-slice you And

1:26:49

sometimes it would then rip from the pussy

1:26:51

hole to the butthole and then you have

1:26:53

to stitch that back together So

1:27:00

Fun fact This is why

1:27:02

I've never had kids. You also shit yourself when you push. Oh Listen,

1:27:05

I'm so constipated. I doubt that would happen Yeah,

1:27:08

you just they wipe you as the poop comes

1:27:10

out and the baby's coming out and it just

1:27:12

smells like badussey All up in there. Badussey all

1:27:14

up in there God,

1:27:16

it rips open. Blood, pussy and fucking shit

1:27:21

I don't know people who are weird. I

1:27:23

think it's barbaric Okay,

1:27:29

well, what is your gym workout schedule routine i've been

1:27:31

dying to know shit

1:27:35

kegels Yeah Um,

1:27:37

I lift weights. I do cardio. I

1:27:39

try to do it from like four

1:27:41

to five days a week and

1:27:44

my diet is easy, it's

1:27:47

no seed oils No

1:27:49

gluten, no white

1:27:51

flowers. No dairy. No sugar

1:27:54

I'm not forgetting anything. No seed oils. Did I

1:27:57

say that too? Fuck you eat I

1:27:59

eat I know what you mean. I

1:28:01

watch what you mean. Salads, you know,

1:28:03

like fucking I buy fresh meat every

1:28:05

week. You also don't realize how many

1:28:07

of those things are in your everyday

1:28:10

diet until you start truly checking those

1:28:12

things, because I do become more conscious

1:28:14

of what we keep in our house

1:28:16

after, you know, being around you so much.

1:28:18

I'm like, oh, let's not fucking buy that.

1:28:21

Yeah. You know, and you would be shocked

1:28:23

what you find in things that I if

1:28:26

you guys truly want to get

1:28:29

grossed out. Look at

1:28:31

the ingredients on great

1:28:34

value brand foods. I'm not

1:28:36

joking. Some of the ingredients like that don't

1:28:38

have to do with seafood will have like

1:28:41

seafood in them. Car oil or

1:28:43

stuff like I'm not even joking. Car

1:28:46

oil. So those you know, those

1:28:48

like new nutriguing bars used to buy when you

1:28:50

were a kid and they had like the the

1:28:52

fruit paste in the middle. Well, they have a

1:28:54

great value brand one. And

1:28:57

somehow I don't know if the kids accidentally threw it in or

1:28:59

I bought it, I don't know, ended up in my house. To

1:29:02

be honest, I threw the entire thing

1:29:04

away because I read the ingredients on

1:29:06

it and it was like fish

1:29:09

was in there. And then they said

1:29:11

like byproducts of certain chemicals.

1:29:13

And I was like, oh, OK,

1:29:17

so there's not. And I mean, the

1:29:19

ingredient list for this bar was

1:29:21

a paragraph. Yeah. And a half. And I

1:29:23

was like, I can't feed this to

1:29:25

my kids and I don't feel comfortable feeding it to anyone. So

1:29:28

that's a good point, too. If you want

1:29:30

to start eating healthy, the first thing that

1:29:32

you can do is start reading ingredients and

1:29:34

the shorter the ingredient list is, the healthier

1:29:37

it is for you. Yeah. We found these

1:29:39

new bars that the kids freaking love. And

1:29:41

they're like big bars. Yeah. And there's like

1:29:44

four ingredients. Yeah, that's perfect. I'm like,

1:29:46

that's what I would rather my kids be

1:29:48

eating. Yeah. These great value. Yeah. Nutriguing. I

1:29:50

mean, the world is poisoning us anyways. No

1:29:52

matter how fucking healthy you eat, especially America.

1:29:54

But that's a whole other subject. But if

1:29:57

you're going to do it, start reading your

1:29:59

ingredients. start cutting, cut out one thing at

1:30:01

a time. Don't try to do everything all

1:30:03

at once. I had to because I

1:30:05

was having health problems last year. And

1:30:08

somebody asked that question, which by the way, no

1:30:10

more recent health problems. Everything's good.

1:30:12

Found out that everything that was happening to me last

1:30:14

year was because of rice. My

1:30:16

body rejects rice. It makes my

1:30:19

glycemic levels and my cortisol levels

1:30:22

go through the fucking roof. It's crazy. It

1:30:24

makes me feel like I'm going to die.

1:30:26

But yeah, other than that, and I had

1:30:29

to find discover that myself, nobody could fucking

1:30:31

figure it out. They were trying to put

1:30:33

me on blood pressure medication. Did you on

1:30:35

a heart monitor stress test? Yeah.

1:30:37

Like all kinds of shit. I had to figure it out

1:30:40

myself. One day I was like, what did I eat today?

1:30:43

What have I been eating? And I'm like rice and

1:30:45

fucking chicken. And then I was like, you were also

1:30:47

you thought it was for a little bit English muffins.

1:30:50

Yeah. Because you would wake up in the morning with

1:30:52

butter and English muffin. Yeah. We had to eliminate that.

1:30:54

And you're like, wait, it's still happening. So you can

1:30:56

have that back. Yeah. It was literally a

1:30:58

process of elimination. And I

1:31:00

figured it out that it was rice. And I've fucking

1:31:02

never looked back. I

1:31:04

do miss rice, though, because I fucking love

1:31:07

rice. Can you get another? Like,

1:31:09

can you do like cauliflower rice? Yeah, I

1:31:11

can do cauliflower rice. I've done that. And I've tried every other

1:31:13

rice you can think of. And it

1:31:15

just does not work for me. I know. It doesn't feel the

1:31:17

same. Rice is rice. No.

1:31:19

But there are there is protein pasta by

1:31:21

the brand Burrito Burrito, or

1:31:23

whatever. Yeah. We love it. It's

1:31:26

the best pasta that you could eat, dude. It's

1:31:28

so fucking good. It tastes better than regular pasta.

1:31:30

I just made homemade Alfredo the other night. And

1:31:32

we put it over the protein pasta. And

1:31:34

dude, that is my the kids love it. They

1:31:37

can't tell the difference at all. Just make small changes

1:31:39

in your diet. And then,

1:31:41

you know, if you can get even if you could

1:31:43

just walk every day, walk around your block after you

1:31:45

eat dinner, go for a walk. Like,

1:31:48

it's just little things, you know, you can

1:31:50

walk around your block. It's just little things,

1:31:52

you know, you can't I've been living like

1:31:54

this for a really long time. So this

1:31:57

is like, again, a lifestyle. And,

1:31:59

you know, my dad. was really strict with food when I

1:32:01

was growing up. So I've literally just always been raised like

1:32:03

that. I haven't ever really eaten bad, but

1:32:06

you know, when you do decide to change

1:32:08

your diet, just start small. Because if you

1:32:10

start big, then you're going to tell yourself,

1:32:12

oh, you can't have this and you can't

1:32:14

have that. And then of course that makes

1:32:16

you just want to rebel because we're all

1:32:18

little fucking rebellious shits. Best advice I forgot

1:32:20

was from Larios. He said, oh, if you're

1:32:23

going to do the bad, at least do

1:32:25

the good. Yeah. And I was like,

1:32:27

I've applied that so many times in my diet I

1:32:30

did the bad, but if I can outweigh it with good

1:32:32

this time, then it doesn't feel as

1:32:34

bad. So when I do have to

1:32:36

make a bad choice of life. Have one cheat day

1:32:38

a week. Yeah. One cheat

1:32:40

day. Even one cheat meal.

1:32:43

So when you start, have one cheat day.

1:32:45

So say you eat good Monday through Friday,

1:32:47

have your cheat day on Saturday, start again

1:32:49

on Sunday. And then as you get better

1:32:52

with it, have your cheat meal on

1:32:54

Saturday. And then, or, yeah, and just eat. Or

1:32:56

whenever, yeah. Yeah. You have one meal

1:32:58

where you cheat. Like tonight, I had fucking sugar

1:33:00

free brownies. Yeah. And falling off doesn't mean that

1:33:03

you fall off forever. No, you get right back

1:33:05

up the next day. Don't be discouraged. People so

1:33:07

often are like, they will fall off and then

1:33:09

be like, well, I'm off, I'm off. No. Like

1:33:11

if you restarted the next day, that one day

1:33:13

didn't affect you that bad. No, not at all.

1:33:15

You have no idea. I saw something on TikTok

1:33:17

the other day that said, someone was like,

1:33:19

oh, I gained 15 pounds over the

1:33:21

weekend. And the lady broke down what it

1:33:23

would actually physically take for you to gain

1:33:26

15 pounds. She's like, you have

1:33:28

to eat like an ash from

1:33:30

your water. Yeah. She's like, you

1:33:32

don't have to drink this much water and eat

1:33:34

this much food and consume and process that food

1:33:37

through for you to gain 15 pounds. She goes,

1:33:39

no, is your body fluctuating? Chill the fuck out.

1:33:41

And I feel that so often. We're like, oh,

1:33:44

after one day, I'm five pounds heavier today. That

1:33:46

can actually happen. It

1:33:48

doesn't work like that. Well, I weigh myself every day.

1:33:50

I do that for my coach that I work with.

1:33:54

But I weigh myself every day. And in the beginning of

1:33:56

the day, I am always lighter. And by the end of

1:33:58

the day, I'm three to four pounds heavier. You

1:34:00

don't realize how much like

1:34:03

food weighs. It's the craziest

1:34:05

thing when you start weighing out your food.

1:34:08

It's like you can eat a fucking English muffin

1:34:10

and gain a pound. Like

1:34:12

it's I don't know. I feel like the

1:34:15

BMI and the fucking like the way that

1:34:17

we do our food now should definitely

1:34:19

be looked at again because it's not the same

1:34:22

as it was fucking 30, 50 years ago, 100

1:34:24

years ago, you know? Food

1:34:26

and dieting has evolved and I feel like it

1:34:28

does evolve every day. But I don't know why

1:34:30

they won't fucking update it. Like it's

1:34:32

so weird. Well

1:34:35

I think that was a great Q&A. It was great.

1:34:37

Yeah. Good time guys. Thank you guys for all the

1:34:39

questions you asked us and we will do another one

1:34:41

next month in the new studio baby. I can't wait.

1:34:43

Leave a comment below. Tell us some stuff you want

1:34:45

to see us do in the new studio. Maybe

1:34:50

some show ideas. Anything. Leave

1:34:53

us comments. And

1:34:55

we will looking forward to doing a Q&A with you guys in the new

1:34:57

studio. Love you guys. Bye.

1:35:01

Bye.