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Welcome back to Dum Dum's and Dragons,

1:49

where improvisers who've never role-played before journey

1:51

into the world of Dungeons and Dragons.

1:53

I am the great wizard Bukake, your

1:56

host. Our heroes are traveling through

1:58

the desert. Butthole talks with us. and Quinny

2:00

to learn more about fatherhood. Quinny helped

2:02

the king compare daddy styles, and Gar-talk

2:04

secretly began a quest to learn who

2:06

his father is. But what will happen

2:09

now that our heroes have fended off

2:11

a hill giant ambush? Find

2:13

out next. On Dov-Dovs

2:15

and Tragons! Six

2:24

flaming skulls sit at your feet.

2:27

They are not creatures that are alive.

2:29

They are creatures that are dead. My

2:32

entire encounter went to shit. You defeated

2:34

the hell out of two chimeras at

2:36

a hill giant. Congratulations. I

2:39

hope you enjoy your lack of combat. You've

2:41

successfully murdered the wingnut assailant to

2:43

descend it on you. The

2:46

hammer standing behind you are

2:48

in awe of this combat.

2:51

Butthole, you just loudly announced that peace

2:53

works. A peace maintains. Yeah, we did it.

2:56

And your troops

2:58

are, you know, they're too well trained

3:00

to applaud, but holy shit did you

3:02

guys stomp the hell out

3:05

of those enemies. Is

3:07

there anything you would wanna say to each other

3:09

or check in on before you carry on into the

3:11

mountains themselves? I'm gonna kick some desert sand over these

3:13

flaming skulls, put them out. Like, you

3:16

guys want, I don't know, you

3:18

guys want like matching skull pauldrons? We

3:20

got two, one for each shoulder? I feel like that's

3:23

a little bit more a-cub than

3:25

Asgard, so I'm gonna pass on the skull outfit as

3:27

the leader of the nation. We don't wanna be about

3:30

war anymore. All right, I said I get, Ginny,

3:32

something cool. I'm picking up this fucking dragon skull. I put

3:35

that in my bag. Okay, that's

3:37

fine. Does anybody else

3:39

want any decorations for home or something, like remember

3:41

the journey? Do you guys want keepsakes? Yes, the

3:43

peacekeeper's parking all the skulls. They all, there

3:45

was a moment when Quinni suggested pauldrons, where there

3:47

was like a little bit of jostling for like,

3:49

well, there's not enough for all of us. But

3:51

now that you said that that's more a-cub than

3:53

Asgard, they're all having a bit

3:56

of a little minor existential crisis as they realize like,

3:58

oh no, we need to adjust our taste. We

4:00

can't all dress like Skeletor anymore. We

4:02

have to be better than that. So

4:04

a lot of you know, oh No,

4:08

sir. Thank you your harness. No, okay. If anybody's got

4:10

kids. Yeah, I bet they'd like a skull Like

4:13

a few people move forward and get the skull I want

4:15

dragons skull less guys. The other ones a goat one, which

4:17

I mean, I guess I

4:20

don't know We got three dragon three line. Yeah

4:22

three goats. So, you know, but

4:24

but maybe you got a kid who thinks dragons are

4:26

lying to be too scary You know, so yeah, maybe

4:28

they're like a really little really young kids. So get

4:30

him a goat skull Like

4:34

this is like a reasonable choice this is good This is

4:36

really just knocking off a lot of Christmas presents for baby

4:38

miles. Yeah, so in future I know just get him a

4:41

goat skull Oh, yeah, when you got on the go when

4:43

you killed on the battle. Yeah I'll

4:46

be the gurne to burn the flesh from that Offering

4:50

to Zeus or combat understood a level

4:52

seven spell. Yeah So

4:54

yeah, they pack up the pack up an

4:56

appropriate amount of skulls one of them offers

4:58

to carry Like the tallest

5:01

one is to kill. Okay, so just like with

5:03

one of those rope net things like you, you

5:05

know We're in your climate. So they just like

5:07

roped it up a bunch of skulls. I just

5:09

throw over their shoulder and

5:12

they say alright, we We're

5:16

sorry we weren't able to be of more assistance Oh,

5:19

no, you get listen you guys would have stepped in if

5:21

you were needed We could do this thing at range keep

5:23

it pretty safe. I'm happy with how that played out. Any

5:25

thoughts? Yeah, no, I didn't think

5:28

you guys did anything wrong. Can you cast? flaming

5:31

firestorm spells from like a

5:35

150 feet away and Steely-knife Jack

5:37

just holed up his little diagonals like No,

5:40

I'm more of a stabbing guy. Oh, yeah, me

5:42

too. That's how you're fine. Okay. Yeah, I think

5:45

I did that's all I got Okay,

5:47

I think given the length of our

5:49

journey you will have plenty of opportunities

5:51

to prove your mettle Thank

5:53

you guard talk. I feel a lot

5:56

better very inspirational Yeah, go

5:58

talk. Do you want to give a quick? I'd say let's This is

6:00

in for a 60-second speech before we hit the road. You

6:03

know, whatever your feeling is inspirational right now. We could all

6:05

use it. Well, I

6:07

recently overheard a conversation

6:09

about fatherhood, and

6:12

it got me thinking, what

6:14

is a father? This

6:16

is not turning into an inspirational speech. No, are

6:18

you a different kind of speaker today? Hold on. Because

6:21

it feels like more you're gonna, it's a spiral. Let them finish. Okay.

6:25

We're gonna get there in the last 30-second

6:27

back half of this. I thought it was

6:29

a literal statement if this isn't gonna be inspirational,

6:31

but no, I get it. Yeah, yeah. Bring

6:33

it home, Garth, I gotta turn it around.

6:36

And what I've gathered is that a

6:39

good father is someone that you can depend upon.

6:44

In this case, you depended

6:46

upon the king, the

6:49

minister of culture, and myself.

6:53

In the future, we will depend upon you.

6:57

In a way, we are all fathers to each other.

7:05

Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right,

7:08

thanks. Daddy Garth Talk, let's get on

7:10

the road. From one puppet to

7:12

another, there we go. Dad Force,

7:14

with that, the

7:16

Dad Force, possibly headed

7:19

for dungeons, some kind of, dungeons and daddies,

7:21

for real, set off

7:23

into the mountains. So

7:26

the mountains take a full day of

7:28

travel. You are making

7:30

your way through, and can I get perception checks from

7:33

all of you, please? 14,

7:39

oh, excuse me, 24. I

7:43

did that dumb, really, really rudimentary math thing

7:45

of when you're adding to nine, you just

7:47

take that other number and subtract it by

7:49

one, and then you get, in

7:52

my case, plus five, so it would be 14. And

7:54

then I forgot, I rolled a 19, not a nine.

7:56

Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that was a drastic figure. Either

7:58

way, still very successful, overall. 27,

8:01

oh wait, 7. I

8:05

did that thing where you roll a 2 and add

8:07

5 and then you make it a higher number as

8:09

a joke. So that's math, I can get the

8:11

guy. Alright,

8:15

so, and Gartok

8:17

you had a low, I believe. 10

8:19

I think. Yeah, okay. So, Quinny, this makes sense

8:21

because you've got the telescope. As

8:23

you're making your way, I think carefully through the

8:26

mountains, there's, you know, urgency to this but not

8:28

so much so that it needs to be a

8:30

mad dash. Every so

8:32

often you see just a, you

8:34

know, a little crumbling of

8:36

rocks or something on a peak and you

8:39

whip out the telescope and as you

8:41

guys are moving through the mountains you just

8:44

continually see other members of

8:46

the wingnuts just kind of like

8:48

peering down at you guys as you

8:50

make your way through. And you

8:52

can't hear what they're saying but even

8:55

from distance there's a lot of like pointing

8:57

and like shaking heads and then kind of hiding

9:00

again. You get the sense that they're kind of

9:02

scared of you guys now and so weirdly they're

9:04

scouting you but you don't feel like they're scouting

9:06

you to ambush you, they're just scouting you because

9:08

they're scared of you. Alright, well, I

9:11

know a guy who can amplify his voice

9:13

pretty significantly and may

9:15

want to speak. I'll

9:17

just say, hey, I'm, but hold on, spotting

9:19

a thing more of this wingnut

9:22

crew. Oh, sorry, I was

9:24

last I thought. Wingnut

9:26

crew? Yeah, yeah, they're like, they're watching us.

9:29

Oh. You can kind of, I don't know if you can

9:31

tell but like up there, over there, along that ridge. Oh,

9:34

I mean, are they mountains? I'm going to

9:36

have to take your word for it. Okay, yeah,

9:38

sure. Either mountains or big hills. I'm just saying

9:40

it looks like, you know, we, if

9:44

what the the hammers are saying is correct

9:47

then you know the hill

9:49

giant and the chimeras, they were wingnut people.

9:51

Oh, okay. I

9:54

thought it was just like a not nice thing to say about

9:56

the hill giant. It was a wingnut, but like, this makes more

9:58

sense. I think it's a group. Call

10:00

themselves wing nuts. All right, just a second and he's

10:02

gonna catch an ommaturge on himself and be like hey

10:05

Wing nuts Hope we

10:07

got the name right if that sounds it's something to you.

10:09

It's not what I intended We're

10:13

here We're gonna

10:15

be here again Let's

10:17

chat You want to send

10:19

an envoy or something? We're from Asgard. It used

10:21

to be a car, but it's Asgard now and

10:25

Would love to make some friends Love

10:29

King butthole This

10:31

is the thaumaturgy of something like

10:34

yeah, you will be a persuasion at disadvantage

10:38

Yep Well,

10:41

that's a ring it now, there we

10:43

go. There we go. That's a net one There

10:47

is there's just a silence

10:50

and then you you hear a couple

10:53

voices go But

10:57

Nothing here but goats. Ah Well

11:01

all in their court now, you know You

11:04

said your piece. Yep. Yeah, we gotta get

11:06

going. I gotta include like one more thing

11:08

Okay, and he just triple thaumaturgy himself and

11:10

he's like hello Quick

11:13

Quinny, did they say sheep or goat? It's

11:16

still bright Did

11:19

they say it was a go to go from the

11:21

counter said what they were in the middle of their

11:23

lie I Think

11:26

they said sheep. Hello sheep

11:29

people If you wanted

11:31

to send a sheep to like

11:33

make an alliance and be friends you could send

11:35

them to Asgard formerly

11:37

known as a car and butthole is now

11:40

in his head He does not know this

11:42

but he's suffering from what we call the

11:44

Twitter problem, which is he has

11:46

a new name But everybody only knows the

11:48

old name. So he has to include formerly

11:50

known as on everything Yeah,

11:55

if it's covered in newspapers,

11:57

they have to say like

11:59

Asgard Formerly known as the CAH has reclaimed

12:01

this new thing. The king of Asgard, formerly known as

12:03

the CAH. That's funny, that's not what I think of

12:05

when I hear the Twitter problem, but that is true.

12:07

Yeah. I guess it's

12:09

the media covering Twitter problem. There's a

12:12

lot about the Twitter problem. Yes,

12:15

if you wanted to send somebody to chat, that'd

12:17

be totally cool. And

12:19

you have my solemn oath that we

12:21

will not do any harm to them.

12:23

Not even a little bit. We're

12:26

still cool, even though you attacked us.

12:28

I promise, we're still cool. And

12:30

he's going to fart some guidance on himself and be like, love,

12:34

King, but oh, and the

12:36

CAH. And then

12:38

a comparatively tiny voice is just like,

12:41

you can trust him. He's a true father

12:43

to the people. Oh, God.

12:46

But all things to himself. Dead

12:50

silence. And then,

12:53

and then you hear some scrabbling

12:55

and running away. He

12:57

didn't come here to- No, no, no, this is fine. This is a

13:00

net gain. All right, so I'm just going to leave something on the

13:02

way out. He's going to- Are you going to-

13:04

I got to leave them a present. They're not

13:07

bad people. They're just confused. Oh, okay. I

13:09

thought you were going to take a shit in this valley or something. Oh,

13:11

wow. That's more a fart hole

13:13

move than a butt hole move, but he would

13:15

leave them a sacred gift. Okay, the lines are

13:18

blurring for me. All right, I'm going to leave

13:20

them a little note. And

13:22

he takes out of his bag, he has

13:24

a toque with ball on top and strings

13:26

with poofs. He's going to

13:28

take that out and take out a little scrolling, right? Hello

13:31

sheep friends. Sorry about the

13:33

whole ambush slash

13:36

loss of whoever that was. I'm sure they were

13:38

great. If

13:40

you send a friend to Asgard formerly known as

13:42

the Ka, have them wear

13:44

this hat and then we'll know that they're cool and you got

13:47

this message. Love King Butt Hole.

13:49

And they'll put the little note on the hat and put

13:51

a rock on it so it doesn't blow away. And be

13:53

like, I left something

13:55

for you. Love

13:57

King Butt Hole. to

14:00

go. It's

14:03

not a turd. I'm

14:06

not I'm not thaumaturging that.

14:11

Garthok was able to yell. Okay

14:14

so having left a peace offering for

14:16

the wingnut turd. They're gonna think this

14:18

was a trick. Having

14:23

left your gift, your diplomatic

14:26

not turd. You

14:29

make your way forward through the mountains. Can

14:31

I get a survival check at advantage from

14:33

all of you please? Nat

14:36

20. Holy shit. Nat

14:38

20. Oh my god. Not

14:40

surviving but thriving. I

14:42

was built for these

14:44

hills. Okay. Garthok needs

14:46

a dad. Garthok

14:48

I'm gonna give you. Garthok the dad list is really fun.

14:52

I never had a father to teach

14:54

me these skills. Yeah throwing

14:56

a ball back and forth, climbing dangerous

14:58

mountain ranges. Okay to

15:00

being you for misbehavior. Cooking

15:04

the whole Samil. Different

15:07

styles. Different daddy styles. Alright so

15:09

Garthok I'm gonna give you disadvantage

15:11

on your next any

15:14

physical check you do. Whether that's swinging

15:16

a sword or you know if

15:18

you're trying to dash or anything else with

15:20

your chair just because you're a little this

15:22

is this is not a kind climate

15:24

to Garthok and honestly I think

15:26

Garthok just isn't used to riding a horse this long.

15:29

Whereas the rest of you are. Yeah he's

15:31

kind of bony so a little bit uncomfortable.

15:35

Juniper has the muscles for it and it's built

15:37

up over time but like Garthok wouldn't. So

15:40

yeah man Juniper's all ass. She's thick. For

15:55

You rolled Nat 20s on a really innocuous check. I'm

16:00

going to give you advantage on

16:02

your next role. Just what else

16:04

would last Past that forward you

16:06

both Slc with Inspiration right now

16:08

said. I don't want to give

16:11

you more that but I'll just

16:13

vented forward. Okay so a it

16:15

a take some time to get

16:17

through the mountains but eventually you

16:19

rounds at. You know all

16:21

about a mountain pass and or before

16:23

you you can see rolling green hills,

16:26

deep freeze, lots of forests and that

16:28

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16:30

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17:23

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17:28

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17:30

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17:32

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17:34

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18:25

whole you would know. Quick.

18:28

Cause just as I made notes, I.

18:30

Have the river are can being something we

18:32

need to get to before the deal and

18:34

cyclists rooms a daily through the eyes of

18:36

ours is not a my map matched what

18:38

you upset so but hook you will be

18:40

a history check to see how much you

18:43

remember about. Out for the are you advantage

18:45

or disadvantage. I

18:47

don't either, but I haven't. Good.

18:51

Run eighteen, So that's a seventeen. Classic

18:54

that the Clay Athletic said restaurants or

18:56

death and still damn impressive. So what

18:58

will you probably remember details As a

19:00

place that seemed like the nicest place

19:02

you could live near a call I

19:04

think this is something that I know

19:06

I certainly have. i was a kitten

19:08

Press: maybe you have to wear it

19:10

also too much but the world such

19:12

as like the nicest place nearby that

19:14

seems like reasonable and realistic to get

19:16

to move to. This is kind of

19:18

the deals that ails for you and

19:20

there's a lot of or politicking as

19:22

we did. Describe previously within the dales so

19:25

you kind of her by law that but at

19:27

the time and you're too concerned about. Marriage.

19:29

Politics it was more you know escaping years,

19:31

your parents and and finding your way. But.

19:35

the deals are have a much more

19:37

kind of juniper friendly space there when

19:40

they're very lush the very green a

19:42

lot of agriculture so quinney looking out

19:44

this feels a little bit familiar to

19:47

you as well just a a bit

19:49

of a calmer spot wedge between big

19:51

empires and cormier is is right there

19:53

you would remember i think vaguely who

19:56

you know hearing about wars between the

19:58

deal and other places There are

20:00

a lot of the

20:02

various dales themselves, which are kind of like organized

20:05

towns and villages and other things, are

20:08

more than happy to defend themselves and can band

20:10

together in times of need, but a little bit

20:12

like ancient Greece also turn on each other in

20:14

times of peace. So an

20:16

interesting space for sure, but a nice

20:19

change of pace from the desert. You

20:21

can already see, again, more shade, which will be nice.

20:24

It's been a hot day, particularly for Gartok. And

20:27

sort of trickling out of the mountains a

20:29

little bit north of you, you can

20:32

see the beginnings of what looks

20:34

probably to be the Arkhan River starting.

20:36

You can see there are several rivers coming

20:38

out of the mountains. They

20:40

don't necessarily sync up directly with the

20:42

pathways through the mountains, but it's

20:45

easy enough to kind of make your way down

20:47

out of the mountains and over to the

20:49

edge of the river. When

20:52

you arrive, there is just

20:55

a smiling orc who

20:57

is sitting there fishing on a

21:00

rock, and he's got, for

21:02

lack of a better term, a summer

21:04

camp's amount of boats just kind of

21:06

stacked up in a little sort of

21:08

shed. He's got

21:11

a big sign over it that says,

21:13

Rick Slick's Boats and Things. And

21:17

he's just sitting there fishing as

21:19

you approach. He says, well, hello,

21:22

travelers. Welcome to the

21:24

Dale Lands. It seems like

21:26

you are in a

21:29

fine-traveling group. I mean, you know harm.

21:32

I just sell boats and rent

21:34

boats for the purposes of water

21:36

traversal. Are you in any...

21:38

I see you've got horses. Those aren't super

21:40

helpful here. What can I do

21:43

you for? Hi.

21:45

Are you Rick? I am

21:47

indeed Rick Slick, and these are my boats and

21:49

things. Hi, Rick.

21:51

My name's Quinnie Brown-Barrow. Hi there,

21:54

Quinnie. I'm the cultural minister of

21:56

Asgard. Never heard

21:58

of it. Sounds nice. Formerly

22:00

a car? Ah! And he

22:02

just like immediately falls backward off his

22:05

stump and like reaches behind him and

22:08

just grabs a fistful of dirt and says, I can

22:10

throw this dirt real hard! I bet you can buddy,

22:12

but I don't think that's gonna be necessary. I think

22:14

we're here to just do like a transaction to rent

22:18

some boats. Can they take horses? Ah,

22:20

he looks over his boats and no they are

22:22

they're not okay, but we're surrounded. This is, this

22:24

is, like this is King

22:27

Butthole the... By liege! And he

22:29

like keeps the fistful of dirt

22:32

and then bows low. Ah, that's super polite

22:34

of you. Um, okay, so you got boats.

22:37

We got horses. There's

22:39

a lot of trees around. You got an axe? And

22:43

he looks the fistful of dirt and says, actually,

22:46

yeah. Oh, that would have been a

22:48

better. Yeah. Oh That

22:50

would have been a better tool, huh? But if you're

22:52

talking about building something that'll carry these horses, rivers

22:54

are not kind of horses. I don't think you're gonna want to

22:56

risk them. That said, that he like goes

22:59

over to his menu of options He says, the

23:01

in things does cover stapling. You're not the

23:03

first travelers to come through here. I've dealt

23:05

with goats I've dealt with mules. I've dealt

23:07

with donkeys. I've dealt with horses. I've

23:10

dealt with... Oh, that's good Cuz these are horses. I

23:12

who had like a backpack with a chair on it. I

23:14

got lots of options So yeah, if you need to just

23:17

park your horses somewhere. Okay, so yeah, if you

23:19

could store 13

23:21

horses and a bag full of skulls, that

23:23

would be super convenient for us I don't

23:26

I don't want Stealing

23:28

that jack to have to keep carrying that bag of skulls.

23:30

Oh, I'm keeping mine Yeah, that's

23:32

fine. Like the big ones do the skills

23:34

require any kind of special servicing Is

23:37

that part of the end stuff? It could be. No,

23:40

no, look I don't get a lot of traffic out

23:42

here So I kind of have to it's just it's

23:44

a bag of gifts for children. Oh love skulls What

23:48

cause really scary? Okay. No, no, ask guard. Ask

23:50

guard is really scary. Okay. Sure. Sure. Yeah Yeah,

23:52

I can I can put up your skulls and

23:54

13 horse. I'll have to do

23:56

more fishing horses like fish, right? No,

23:59

they don't Really look after a horse? Because

24:01

you're like, do you guys like fish? Haha! Haha!

24:04

Horse look. Sir! No sir!

24:07

Way more prefer! Hands full of tasty oats and

24:09

occasional apples! Yeah, no, it's gonna be standard horse

24:11

fare. Oats, apples. Oh. Wait

24:13

a second. What? What's a horse? Points

24:16

at the horses. See, I told

24:19

you that already. Can you describe a goat to me? Uh,

24:22

yeah. They're, um, well, they've

24:24

got, uh, you know, goatly

24:26

features. Uh, you know, they've got, uh, those

24:28

things on their head that the goats have

24:30

and they sound like, they make that goat

24:32

noise, you know, the bah bah bah bah

24:34

bah bah. Okay. He, this, Rick

24:37

Slick has never taken care of any animal. Oh

24:39

hang on! Rick Slick is clearly looking for stuff.

24:41

He's had a horse eats fish and he can't

24:43

describe a goat. He's, he lied. Rick.

24:46

Hahaha! Can you

24:49

roll, uh, I don't know what

24:51

this is gonna be. I think

24:53

this is an intimidation to be honest. Don't

24:55

get that. You're not spreading it with like... Is he

24:57

a dacen or a like... Natural 20. ...shaming...

25:00

Yeah. ...guilt... Uh,

25:02

he just, he falls apart. He's like, oh

25:04

god, okay. This is the Chief Justice of

25:06

Asgard, right here. Oh god, look,

25:08

I just... You just lied to a cop.

25:10

I, I, you can't, I can't build you

25:13

a horse bone. I just needed, I can't,

25:15

I'll feed him whatever you want. I don't

25:17

know. Do you have apples and oats? I

25:20

can find some. It's the day-o-win. I'm

25:22

just, I mean, we set a precedent here. Can

25:24

you describe apples and oats? Yeah, they look like

25:26

the apple things, you know, and they make that

25:28

apple noise, get up now, or maybe they don't

25:30

make a noise, but if it falls... Alright,

25:33

I don't know how Rick has made it this

25:35

far, guys. Alright, here... People need

25:37

boats! Can you describe a boat?

25:40

Yeah, it's that. No, word, use words, don't point.

25:42

It floats and you sit and it... Do we

25:44

take you down for... Are any of the

25:46

boats in the water floating, Lord? Are they just

25:48

laying on the lake? He drags one off and he says, okay,

25:50

this one's on the house, and he says, sit down, river. Without

25:53

us? Yeah, you want to see a boat float.

25:56

Oh, I'm not hosting a way that we can't use, okay. I thought

25:58

you'd like tie it to a... Oh, man, Rick. Rick, you're having

26:00

a day. All right. Well, you can tie it? We really

26:02

flustered you, huh? Nope. Do you know what, Rick? We're gonna

26:04

leave some people to teach you some things. I'm gonna need

26:06

a volunteer, two volunteers from the

26:09

squad, to stay here with the horses

26:12

and Rick. Care for them? Yeah, maybe look

26:14

after the horses, too. And like, let's teach

26:16

Rick some stuff, because this business

26:18

model makes no sense. Who

26:21

wants to stay? So

26:24

the human from the night before, from a

26:26

couple of nights ago, puts up his hand,

26:28

says, uh, yeah, I got

26:30

it. Tariq's on it. Okay. Tariq's

26:32

on it. And, um,

26:36

is there somebody who usually partners with Tariq here? Yeah,

26:39

a dwarf steps forward

26:41

and says, uh, yes, my

26:43

name is Durian Tarkane. It's

26:45

never come up, except in the name game, but

26:48

I've forgotten most of the names, so I

26:50

wanted to make sure that everyone knew. But,

26:52

yes, Tariq and I have worked together quite

26:54

a bit over the years, and they share

26:57

a little, like, jovial, like, you

26:59

know, jostle each other a little

27:01

bit. There's like a little bit of spice there, but

27:03

it's kind of like a Mulder and Scully early in

27:06

the series kind of thing. They're definitely gonna fuck. Yeah,

27:08

but like, not yet. They gotta solve some cases first.

27:10

And, um, Durian's like, uh,

27:13

we have often taken care of

27:15

the wagon train over the years, and I

27:17

think we would be fine taking care of

27:19

these fine war horses. And Tariq says, Yes,

27:22

sir, we've got this. Awesome.

27:24

Okay, so you two will stay here, horses stay

27:26

here. Anything we need for the road goes with

27:28

us. Anything we don't. Anything horse-related

27:31

can stay here. Yeah. And

27:33

we'll teach Rick some stuff. And,

27:37

uh, Durian just says, yes,

27:39

we will teach him horse confidence. Fabulous. Okay.

27:43

Excellent. I just want to say, Rick,

27:46

you started up a great location for

27:48

your business. Location is

27:50

really the primary thing, but I

27:52

think there's, you could really take advantage of the

27:54

number of travelers who are going to want to

27:56

travel down the Arkan River. They're going to want

27:58

to leave things behind. not going to be the first.

28:01

Asgard is becoming more open to people,

28:04

less of the undead. You got

28:06

a real opportunity ahead of you and I think

28:08

you can make a lot of yourself if you

28:10

let Tariq and Durian here help you out.

28:12

I'm going to give one point of inspiration

28:14

to Rick Flick. He

28:17

just nods and says, oh, thank

28:19

you. Thank you. I guess

28:21

I'm used to either a cow

28:24

or the wingeduts kind of killing everybody

28:26

before they get here. I

28:28

get a lot of visitors, but the visitors do show

28:30

up there. They usually want to boat. I want to

28:32

be clear. Do the wingeduts come here to try to

28:34

kill you? No, no, no. They

28:37

stay in the mountains. There's enough people coming through the

28:39

mountains to date. They don't need to bother me. Where

28:43

would they go if they were kind of like scared off from

28:46

the mountains? I don't know. I

28:48

don't go into the mountains. Okay. They

28:50

wouldn't come here. I don't think so. All right.

28:53

I'm going to do a quick aside with Tariq and Durian.

28:55

Hey, friends. So I don't

28:57

think the hill

28:59

giants are going to come down here, but if they do,

29:01

I can like leave more people if you need that. They

29:04

shake their heads and Tariq

29:06

just kind of conspiratorial leans over and

29:08

says, yeah, if

29:11

that happens, we're just going to take the horses

29:13

and go and we'll find you later. That

29:16

makes perfect sense to me. Also,

29:18

bring Rick. It's weird to just leave Rick here if

29:20

we took the boats because how many

29:22

boats are there, Tom? Yeah,

29:26

but they are like a bunch

29:28

of basically like almost dinghy

29:30

sized canoe situation. So they're not huge, but

29:33

yeah, he could. Okay. He's

29:35

built a lot. He literally, all he does is fish and

29:37

build boats. Don't worry about Rick. He's his own problem. He's

29:39

got boats. All right. So

29:41

cool. Thank you. That's a good check

29:43

in. Just wanted to solve this problem. We're good on the giants,

29:45

Queenie. We're good. Okay. Got

29:48

to talk. Rick, are we? Yeah. So

29:51

Rick, we're going to rent these boats. So we're going to teach

29:53

you some skills. And how much are the boats? Well,

29:57

and he just like runs his

29:59

hands back through. is his pair.

30:03

Given the lack of other options,

30:06

I think you'll find that 50 gold a boat

30:08

is a more than a reasonable price and he's

30:10

going to roll with inspiration on persuasion. All right,

30:14

so I rolled a 19, so that

30:16

is a 17. Oh buddy,

30:20

okay. Do

30:22

you want us to roll opposite it or whatever? You can tell

30:25

me how you feel about that reaction. I mean you can counter

30:27

offer. That's fine, but that's his... Rick,

30:29

you're making a lot of really good points and

30:32

I'm going to counter offer with

30:35

50 gold

30:39

is a lot. You are the only

30:41

person with boats here. It's

30:46

also too much and I don't

30:48

want to pay it. So

30:52

I'll give you, we need what, seven

30:55

boats? One, two, three. We

30:57

got eight of us and then there's three of us.

30:59

We share a boat, probably not. Yeah, yeah. They're big

31:01

enough that the three of you can easily get it.

31:03

We share a boat. We share three of boats. There's

31:05

eight plus three to 11, so we have to pay

31:09

four boats. Okay, Rick, I got... Oh,

31:13

and the wolf. Okay, we got to add that

31:15

too. She'll fit in with you guys. All

31:17

right, Rick, I got an option for

31:19

you. I will

31:21

give you 10 gold

31:24

a boat or

31:29

a thousand coppers. Can

31:33

you roll me a deception check? You're just

31:35

trying to offload your bullshit currency. I have heavy

31:37

stuff that I want to carry. Or do

31:41

you want to borrow... Here's the other thing, Rick. I

31:43

will give you two cool things out of my

31:46

bag. I'm not going to tell

31:48

you what they are. That's going to be a... Do you

31:50

have a toque? The mystery bag, Rick. You can really use

31:52

a toque. Let me double check. I

31:54

have long underwear. That's

31:57

not a toque. I know it's not. Try it.

32:00

Flaps his waistband, he's wearing long guns. What

32:03

if I

32:06

give you a bunch of

32:08

copper wiring? I

32:11

pulled it out of a building for it a long

32:13

time ago. You didn't offload any of this at home?

32:15

I don't really go to the store very much anymore.

32:17

You put something back. This is all in the bag.

32:19

I got a bunch of copper wiring. Uh,

32:23

alright, no, no, I think it's got to be

32:25

money or mystery bag at this point, so

32:27

go ahead and roll your persuasion. Alright. And

32:30

I will roll my perception. Okay.

32:35

19, this is persuasion? Yep. Damn,

32:39

I rolled a 19 but still not

32:41

quite enough. Oh, okay, you know,

32:43

you drive a tough but fair bargain.

32:48

I want the 10 gold but the 1000

32:51

copper, surely

32:53

that amounts to more than 10 gold. And

32:58

then I could say I have a 1000 of something. Give

33:02

me the coppers. Perfect. Rick,

33:07

this was a trick. I just need to educate you

33:10

about how money works. Gold's worth more than

33:12

copper, buddy. I'm giving you the gold. But it's a thousand. No,

33:15

you're a king, maybe you're a little

33:17

bit standing in a boat. Sorry, sir.

33:19

We're having an negotiation. And please, please.

33:21

Over here, sir. Oh, that's how you tie

33:24

a boat. Oh, interesting. Okay. No,

33:26

hang on though. I understand mathematics. As a

33:28

highfalutin king, you might not understand, but a

33:30

thousand is more than 10. All

33:33

right, then you get a thousand coppers and I'm

33:35

going to leave you this copper wiring because I

33:37

don't want it. You're

33:39

a god-damned fool. And

33:43

he takes a copper wiring and says, now that was a trick

33:45

because I didn't even need the copper wiring,

33:47

but now I have it. And he just

33:49

piles it up along with just a pile

33:51

of useless money. And

33:53

he sits on it and says, well,

33:56

it's been a pleasure doing business with

33:58

you. I'm climbing into

34:00

a fucking boat. I'm done. Tally

34:03

ho! I'm done. I'm done.

34:05

I'm just starting to go. Tariq

34:08

just raises a hammer and like points

34:10

at Rick and Shrugs. I just, nah.

34:14

Let it ride. Yeah. And

34:18

without you float on down the

34:20

river. I

34:30

think butthole's gonna look at Garth Hock and Quinney on the

34:32

same boat and be like, listen, I try to get along

34:34

with and like everybody, but that guy, that

34:36

guy sucked, right? I think

34:38

he's just uneducated. He's probably been trying to

34:41

make a way for himself without much example

34:43

to go based on. I

34:45

don't know what's going on with me, but

34:47

I didn't hate him. He was just incompetent

34:49

and like his incompetence mainly impacted him, which

34:51

I was fine with. Oh, see,

34:53

I felt like he lied a lot. And then at

34:56

the end, he got really uppity. He was bad at

34:58

it and he was uppity and

35:00

in the wrong. So he's probably

35:02

just trying to take advantage of

35:04

whatever source of self worth he could

35:07

click onto and thinking that

35:09

he'd one up to you was like probably the

35:11

best feeling he's had in a long time. We'll

35:13

see what he's like after Tariq and Durian, you

35:15

know, straighten him out, teaching some things. Okay.

35:18

I'm asking for an opinion on an unrelated thing,

35:21

but it's kind of related, but you don't

35:23

get final say. I get final say. You're

35:25

the king and God and a dad. This

35:28

is a God question. And my friend, if

35:30

Rick Slick died and was going to hell, do

35:33

I have to let him into Butthala? I'm

35:35

sure you've already got like a system

35:38

in place for judging people when they go to hell, right? Yeah,

35:41

but I don't. I'm saying like you just met him,

35:43

no favorites. Put his pros and

35:45

cons up against whatever system you've already got in place. So

35:47

I don't have to. But what if the

35:49

system is just like, Oh, come on, man, I can't be mean.

35:52

Is that your system? I don't know. I'm

35:54

worried. It is right now. Somebody else is managing,

35:56

you know, the business. And when I get there,

35:58

I'm going to have to. review the system

36:00

that's in place. And if I disagree and Rick's

36:02

like, I'm burning in hell, please let me out.

36:04

And I'm like, but I don't like him very

36:07

much. Then what do I do? But

36:09

is not liking someone a reason to

36:11

keep them out of butt howler? That's

36:13

literally the question I'm asking you. And you just

36:16

asked it back to me. Maybe if you're asking

36:18

these kinds of questions, Godhood is just not like

36:21

your strong suit. I

36:25

push Cooney out of the boat. Oh,

36:29

low roll two on

36:31

a deck save. Plus

36:34

10, 14. But

36:38

can you roll strengths? Oh, fuck, I'm going in

36:40

the water. I'm going in the drink. Well,

36:43

I'm farting a guidance on myself. That's

36:48

a, that's a nat one. But

36:51

hole, you go to shove Qity in the water and

36:53

you fall in the water. Golden

36:55

Junior tries to grab your, I don't know if

36:57

I even realized like, stop trying to

37:00

run from these conversations, but all tries

37:03

to grab the hem of your coat to keep

37:05

you in, but you are much larger than him.

37:07

So he goes in the drink too. Oh my

37:09

God. Uh, I'm checking my inventory for rope. Don't

37:13

you have a slick Rick? Uh, the ring

37:15

of swimming went to butthole. Yeah. And then

37:17

he went inside of a sea monster. Um,

37:20

everything I was wearing, I think got destroyed. Yeah.

37:23

Because he dropped naked in the

37:25

desert. How

37:31

deep is this river Tom? I don't have rope in

37:33

my inventory anymore. I must have used it all up.

37:35

Uh, so, uh, it's, uh, there's, uh, you have no

37:37

rope. Uh, you're in the water. Gum

37:40

Juniors in the water. Uh, the current is, is,

37:42

is pretty, uh, hefty. Uh, the other

37:44

boats are kind of bumping past you. You're wearing

37:46

heavy armor. I'm aware. That's why I asked about

37:48

that. So,

37:51

uh, you, you begin to sink, uh,

37:54

and, uh, couldn't you have this panic moment of like, you

37:56

know, patting yourself down. Gartok, you're just in the chair. There's

37:58

not really much you can. Do you have

38:00

ropes you can do to contribute? Yeah,

38:04

I love leftovers from my old

38:06

explorers pack get you start pulling out

38:08

like chunks of rope When

38:15

Butthole you you feel yourself get poked in

38:17

the side of the face with

38:19

a stick just like like not

38:21

hard but like Aggressively poking you

38:23

he'll grab a stick. He's grab a stick. I'm

38:25

a junior obviously like grabs on the back of

38:28

you and you get kind

38:30

of pulled Into the

38:32

the sort of reeds and high grass on the side

38:34

side of the the river the

38:36

other boats I would say like you've traveled a

38:38

little ways down and you start like pulling off.

38:40

Okay, okay It's

38:43

just it's it's enough chaos and panic. Yeah that

38:46

you're just kind of like floating down river and

38:48

like also none of you are great like Sailors

38:51

and none of you are gonna boat I mean you're you're on

38:53

a big ship for a long time, but that doesn't help when

38:55

you're in like a tiny little boat So this is just a

38:57

lot of like city folk panic of like oh shit I was

38:59

like, you know paddling at the side the hammer is don't know

39:01

what the fuck they're doing So you

39:03

all managed to to more a little ways down and then

39:06

have to make your way back but but

39:08

hole you're pulled out of the water onto the shore

39:10

and you look up

39:12

and there is a half-elf

39:16

Wearing just like denim coveralls

39:18

that are like really really deeply worn.

39:21

It's not wearing a shirt under them He's

39:23

got one thumb through through one

39:25

of them. His other arm is pulling up and he's

39:27

like he's be jacked like he's not

39:29

I go to the gym fit, but he

39:31

is a guy who is clearly like Lived

39:34

in the woods for a very long time and

39:39

He's just kind of casually chewing something

39:41

just moving on sort of a wad

39:43

of something around in his mouth And

39:46

you notice a stench kind of on the

39:48

air around him and looking down You

39:50

can see he's got like a bunch of skunks hanging out with

39:52

him And a possum on his

39:54

shoulder and as he drags you up He just

39:56

kind of spit some of the wad of chew

39:58

out of his mouth and says,

40:01

oh hey there, looks like you're from a way

40:03

and you got yourself in a little bit of

40:05

trouble down here in the water, did you? Yeah,

40:08

that's a pretty apt description. It's

40:10

very wet and I'm very heavy. Yeah,

40:14

you're looking mighty soggy there, fella. Thank

40:16

you for the stick rescue. Oh, hey,

40:19

I'm just sorry you had to go in the water unless

40:21

you want to go in the water. If you want to

40:23

go in the water, that's a pretty good place to be,

40:25

but if you don't, it's not a place you want to

40:27

be. Now listen, I've got to ask you something, you cause

40:30

any trouble for these here folks? And all

40:32

the skunks turn and point their asses at

40:35

you. Oh, a blessing. I mean for the

40:37

record, they all smell amazing and they seem

40:39

really chill. Yeah, they do, they do, but are

40:41

you here to cause any trouble for these here

40:43

folks? No, I

40:46

didn't even know these folks were here, but I'm glad they are.

40:48

Stink up the joint, this is awesome. Well,

40:52

and he kind of like scratches at his head for a second

40:54

and he says, you know, you may

40:56

be the first fella I've ever seen from a way to

40:58

understand the value of a good skunk. Well,

41:00

listen, why don't you come up here and get dry?

41:02

I got a little, I got some towels

41:04

over there, it may not be up to your standards.

41:08

You look at your little fancy fellow there with

41:10

your little fancy cloak and stuff, but I can

41:12

get you dry. You cannot imagine how low my

41:14

standards are, that would be great, thank you. That

41:16

sounds all right to me. Well, listen, my name

41:18

is Fuha and it's a pleasure to meet you.

41:20

Let's get your friends from down river there, we'll

41:22

all go have a little snack, we can have

41:24

a little sit, we can have a little chew

41:26

and I'd like to hear where you're from and

41:28

what you're about. All right, we'll

41:30

stay with Fuha for a bit everybody, just pull

41:32

over here. This is

41:34

Fuha, do not fuck with the

41:36

skunks, the skunks are cool. Yeah, I'd

41:39

appreciate it if you didn't all mess

41:41

with my possum neither. Oh yeah, not

41:43

the possum neither. Yeah, no, neither the

41:45

possum nor the skunk shall be messed

41:47

with or else you shall taste some

41:49

stinky rass. Yeah, Quinn has moored the

41:51

boat with Gortak and he's high knees

41:54

stepping through reeds and

41:56

tall grass and he's like, yeah,

41:58

fine, whatever. What

42:00

is your problem? Oh, you can

42:02

go fuck yourself and buttholes gonna go over to the

42:04

towels and For

42:07

artists turns to you guard talk. Mm-hmm.

42:10

It seems like those two fellows got some to work out

42:12

is we Did

42:14

your fool find himself in the middle of something out

42:16

here? Oh just the standard

42:19

troubles between friends You know

42:21

how things are and he

42:23

like looks at one of the skunks specifically and

42:25

says oh, yeah Yeah, well for our understands how

42:27

things are and friends get into a spat about

42:30

things like who ate whose nuts? They

42:32

like glowers at the skunk of the skunk flowers back. It

42:35

is. Okay. Yeah great Well, you know, there's nothing

42:37

a good good John can't sort out Maybe old fool

42:39

I can help him sort it out and what's

42:41

your name there little fella? Oh, hello.

42:44

Good to beat you and Gartok

42:46

is like briefly climbed out of the

42:48

boat grabbed his chair is pretty

42:52

comfortable Yes,

42:54

I'm guard talk chief justice of a

42:56

car Asgard apologies.

42:59

Well, I'm a I'm for

43:01

hard gobble snuff and I'm

43:03

the The the chief

43:05

justice of who just about nothing. I don't

43:07

even know what a Chief

43:09

justice is doing out here. It seems like we

43:12

don't you here to make some

43:14

laws or something What are you doing? You trying to bring

43:16

some kind of a car? What's that? No We're

43:20

just going on an adventure Okay

43:28

To me as long as you're not here trying to

43:30

impose the laws of some foreign nation on this year

43:32

area That's oh no, we believe in the

43:34

right to self determination That's an

43:37

important right not a lot of people talk about that, but

43:39

that's an important right I believe in that one very deep.

43:41

That's why I live in these here woods Well, hey you

43:43

come on in make yourself at home by

43:45

the fire. We'll see if we can sort these two fellows out so

43:48

but home Queenie you are in the Angry

43:52

silence at the the

43:54

fire Goblin jr. Is just trying to like shake

43:56

himself out, but he also wears armor So it's

43:58

like really I should say but Hold on, Gobletgeater,

44:00

both be out of armor. We

44:02

also need to dry off the armor

44:05

so it doesn't have bad things happen to

44:07

the interior. Oh hell no, that's not good.

44:10

So Fu Har has basically just

44:12

like a swamp shack set

44:14

up, but it's large. It's

44:19

clearly like a multi-room swamp

44:21

shack. It's clearly been here

44:23

for a long time. The wood is

44:25

that kind of slimy, mossy kind of

44:27

deep swamp vibe.

44:31

But he's also got just a number of

44:33

kind of trinkets and other things that he's

44:36

collected that are just hanging. And I think

44:38

Gartok, having been as well traveled as Juniper

44:40

is, you can see that

44:42

there's kind of like trinkets and things from around the

44:44

world that have clearly kind of been...

44:47

It's almost like when you go to a bar and there's like a bunch of

44:49

different dollar bills from around the world, that kind of

44:51

vibe. But yeah,

44:53

he's got a deep fire pit kind

44:55

of built with stone. There's some cut

44:58

logs around it, big iron cook pot.

45:02

And Juniper, you would probably be the one to notice this

45:04

more than the other two. There's

45:06

all sorts of like little perches

45:08

and chairs and other things that have been

45:10

meticulously carved for all the skunks and possums

45:12

to hang out on. So they kind

45:14

of create like a court around you

45:16

as the hammers kind of

45:19

drag the rest of the boats up onto the shore. But

45:21

they would help you with your armor unless you're just doing

45:23

that on your own. No, he's not. It's very much like

45:26

a take it off and they have people for this. So

45:28

they get it up and they start wiping it down. And

45:31

Fuhar gives you just a big towel.

45:33

And despite it being kind of ragged and include a worn,

45:35

it is one of the softest things you've ever kind of

45:37

put around your shoulders. And he

45:39

puts one around Goblin Jr. as well. He says,

45:41

now listen, you know, there's this... I

45:44

understand you got a little Chief Justice guy

45:46

over here who's talked

45:49

about self-determination and not being here to

45:51

impose any laws on the folks this

45:53

year. That's pretty good. But I

45:55

Got some rules too that you all should be aware

45:57

of aside from the not messing with the skunks and

45:59

the possums. Would you? seems y'all are

46:01

already cut on side. Abyss issues were need from

46:03

you folks. Any points? a Ukrainian you bottle Specifically

46:06

else you gotta do is ushers part of the

46:08

some just cataclysms as. Far

46:10

as a secret place, it's an important race.

46:12

Canada it has to sings. And. You

46:14

know if if you got some beef with a

46:16

friend what's that one skunk to get important talk

46:19

through it and won't guess he? you know because

46:21

it's for friendship sailboat. So listen. I. Hope

46:23

you put the but only get out of

46:25

drink back there. Some help you he dry

46:27

off a with you and provide some food

46:29

assistance. Will you what I mean Return is

46:31

for you to to sort out your shit.

46:34

Because. I don't want it. Would even

46:36

saw little shack. On. Bad terms

46:38

is no do around here. If you don't like

46:41

that you go back in those the the river

46:43

and you. Would

46:45

revert to. But the fuck did I do?

46:47

Or eighth and final just turns and walks into the

46:49

river. What? What

46:51

is your problem? I'm just like generally. It

46:54

was a valley and Catholic school. I think they're

46:56

gonna have. To work it out on their own.

46:59

I. Think it's supposed to throw him into

47:02

now else but whole from the river.

47:04

Not a weird terms, but I'd want

47:06

that to you know, to be throated.

47:08

The river know for hindered is edited

47:10

so loud your toes is no fellow.

47:14

I'm. Good thanks not look good for this.

47:16

You pulled me out and I appreciate it. You

47:18

said there was a fired I appreciate it. Did

47:20

not agree to the editor of our would you

47:22

run for the Big Fella. Who.

47:25

By his attackers. The for of

47:27

the it's a naked but all

47:29

of us a photograph of. Her

47:33

a thanks say oh we got a pack

47:35

up his shit in had often when and

47:37

I'm no don't we go to dry off

47:39

is that big fellows armor shield mind going.

47:41

he's got none of his gear to find

47:43

either river. take the word, needs to go

47:45

know this enormous where he needs to go

47:47

is like a nation of undead. Look I

47:49

go till you didn't refer little ways there's

47:51

an abbey in those folks who pull if

47:53

they see you naked man who wrote a.

47:55

Half way and I are going full. I'm in along the

47:57

way. so I say you. That said Nick Man float. He

48:00

really needs some time to think some things through. Goblin Jr.,

48:02

can you get after him and just give him, keep an

48:04

eye on him? And Goblin Jr. is like, I'll take orders

48:06

from you. Looks at guard talks, he's like, what do you

48:08

think? Goblin Jr., don't you want,

48:10

but I don't understand, don't you want Butthole

48:12

to come back at us all to get

48:14

a log? Well, listen, all I'm saying

48:17

is, uh, this

48:19

guy here just told me he shouldn't be a god. He's already

48:21

wrestling with a bunch of shit, just threw some extra shit on

48:23

his, uh, on his playchair. I think he's wrestling with too much.

48:26

Yeah. Alright, so maybe approach it that way instead of being like, maybe

48:28

don't be, Hey, you know what? You guys both, you both agree on

48:30

that? I agree it was tactless on,

48:33

tactless on Quinnie's part.

48:36

You know what? Yeah, fuck it. I'm going to. And Goblin

48:39

Jr. just like splashes off into the water, hops in

48:41

his own boat. Wait, what? I couldn't even fuck with

48:43

him. Like, pick it, like throw a

48:45

rope. I don't understand, I

48:47

was agreeing with him. Yeah,

48:50

sounds like, uh, you folks can speak to that dog.

48:52

That's pretty cool. Well, I don't understand anything that just

48:54

happened there other than I saw the dog get kind

48:56

of mad at me. But we can both talk to

48:58

animals. Yeah, we can speak to,

49:00

hello, cat-speaking animals. Hello,

49:02

everyone. Hello, hello, hello. How

49:05

you doing? They all sound like Frouvart. Oh.

49:08

They all talk like you. Oh, yeah,

49:10

I don't. Oh, okay. So, yeah, you're good. We

49:13

understand each other. We come to an understanding out here in

49:15

the swamp. But it's important to come to an understanding if

49:17

you're going to be all living together. And it seems to

49:19

me like your naked friend there, he's, uh, he's dealing with

49:21

some stuff. But he's got a nice towel, which I

49:24

will ask to have back if you ever back these

49:26

ways. But I'd say to leave him in his dog

49:28

friend a little bit. Let him have a little think,

49:30

a little stew. And you guys can have some actual

49:32

stew. Don't worry. The abbey will pick him

49:34

up down the road. Just take a load off. I

49:37

mean, realistically, I don't think he's got to go far

49:39

without us. Uh, I

49:43

don't feel good about, like, he's the fucking

49:45

king. Uh,

49:47

and he's going down there naked and alone. Well,

49:49

now he's got Goblin Jr. Like,

49:51

we were attacked by fucking giants

49:54

and chimeras. Do I need to

49:56

teleport over to him and convince him to come

49:58

back? I can continue. We did go

50:00

with him. We'll all yeah, you dry the

50:02

armor. Whatever. And. I.

50:05

Will. You

50:08

know, The. Dry off and you can

50:10

join us down here. Hammers everybody you know. Take.

50:12

It easy. Ah, we can try to

50:14

convince him to come back. But.

50:18

Maybe. We just ride down just the three of us or

50:20

something that's like as. A

50:23

thing that we need to talk in.

50:25

Whatever. All.

50:28

right? Let's do this. I

50:30

guess. Great! You said teleport.

50:34

Yeah. And I can I catch

50:36

a rise. Dimension. Door. Yeah,

50:39

yeah I can. Hey, I can hitch a ride. Yes! How

50:42

fucking to miss Dorothy? Five hundred feet?

50:45

By. Desert and ah. Right.

50:48

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50:50

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50:52

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50:54

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50:57

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