“[…]After some musing, and interviewing a plurality of Elders, I’ve  concluded that our modern ‘Butter’ is coagulated ruc milk. We haven’t  toast to spread it on; but in our wraps, flavouring our trarp, and  infused in the finest bisgette, our pallets miss nothing of our eons  past Ancestors.  “We all are familiar with the govourning brand, “I Won’t Believe It’s  Not” a name controversied by many faculty over the curve and back. What  It 'is not' that we refuse to believe, and I quote from a representative  of the Craft to this Doctrine for Archival, is ‘…We do have records  dating back from the Glowing Age that what you’re asking about,  ‘butter,’ is something we[…]”

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Music credit for this episode: All tracks are licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license  (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Tracks by Audionautix from http://audionautix.com/

Ocean Floor | Real Bad Girl | Pilots of Stone

Tracks by Cevin MacLeod over on http://incompetech.com/

Darkest Child A | Irregular

Tracks from Chris Zabriskie at http://chriszabriskie.com/

That Kid in Fourth Grade Who Really Liked the Denver Broncos

The Swooncraft Creative also used these other songs, though they say  they don’t require credit, I still appreciate their work and will thank them properly (= 

Artist: Sergey Cheremisinov Tracks - Rollin Through Osaka

Artist: Andrew Huang - Tracks - Jazz Tape