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i was meats lot

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check you to do list for the morning haven't completely

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useless the evening double

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and triple check everything

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regardless of race or five times

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makes all the winners lox make

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sure the valuables that on display crazy

3:35

don't have any valuables apart from the mattresses

3:37

get expensive but you didn't

3:40

get that out of the house good luck i

3:44

know you're a breakfast

3:48

play little going to keep me alert which is which

3:51

service station com john get to

3:53

before he gets to hung

3:56

i think he'll make it past oxford might

4:00

get to the i'm forty two

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dream scenario is i breakfast

4:06

in one of the great service stations

4:08

which is not canes on the up six toll

4:11

i think that is optimistic the

4:14

disease leading

4:17

bristol to edinburgh the longest

4:20

ever drive i've done in in

4:22

one sitting what

4:24

something considering all the miles of done

4:26

over the it really is too far

4:31

interestingly sorry

4:36

understand glucose have spoken out love

4:38

story but from what i briefly at

4:40

chastised myself more

4:43

forgetting to turn down

4:45

the fridge to is minimum setting

4:48

i believe it's up to should

4:50

be on long as , all know

4:53

know such bridges get more much

4:56

as the number goes anyway so

5:00

how can pass

5:04

that will i be able to holdouts

5:08

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5:10

aware of how well of

5:13

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5:18

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, black in the rear views

5:39

views , have home may

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questionable ugly wraparound

5:44

say that make wraparound look like

5:47

a member of the space militia all

5:51

desert storm not

5:53

ideal but sort of midway midway

5:56

point to be someone

5:58

who poland

6:00

the whole the area

6:03

they do the job

6:07

john roberts is irish odyssey in case

6:09

voters forgets producer

6:14

got trailer on the back and i don't think

6:16

he's fully aware of how long that makes is

6:18

it anyway , serious

6:21

start to the day the

6:23

be getting to the ferry terminal

6:28

our and fifty seven minutes

6:30

ahead of schedule the

6:32

have yet to have stopped that's not fair

6:35

but i've left myself an hour and

6:37

fifty seven minutes leeway to get the

6:39

in case of emergencies traffic

6:41

toilet you name it it

6:44

can all happen

6:46

well folks it's

6:49

of bricks first time i'm

6:52

, bit discussion about

6:54

whether i would be able to hold out for north

6:56

and teams ah past

6:59

oxford pretty easy sure

7:02

well volume so we've got a chance here

7:05

then for me incredible happens

7:07

i decided to take the m six and

7:09

the m six poll thinking

7:12

well i can stop at hilton puck

7:16

i didn't stop it helps and park dot

7:21

said

7:23

barring on to the mile half way through

7:25

my journey hundred and forty miles

7:27

done hundred and forty miles to go public

7:30

, stafford i don't

7:33

believe it or sorry that sister

7:36

sister sister sports odds at warning

7:38

at starting because

7:40

my son formed and whilst emissions

7:42

of politics one for commitments assaulting

7:45

back on the standards of stafford not

7:48

been here for while not been market on toilets

7:51

my selection

7:56

and quality for

7:59

me so

8:05

well

8:07

the results are in and the have to say

8:10

it's a mixed bag well as

8:12

a mix is an average bag toilets

8:16

the layout they sort of had a

8:18

labyrinth sign seal as

8:21

as a little some sort corners and angles

8:24

cleanliness i would say was slightly

8:27

above average for a services

8:31

some , as to whether the as

8:33

distances my automatic push

8:36

push through a mixture of both attempts we

8:38

managed to get enough out toilets

8:41

three point six out of five by

8:44

the boy was quite nice his work being

8:46

done

8:48

there's always going to be a minor services

8:51

stafford it just hasn't got the space

8:54

there was was of a building work

8:57

i was heading for fool and then

8:59

couple of things happened or one will be reflected

9:02

in the next to ratings

9:05

i'm ratings group of football fans

9:07

arrived on their way to some much

9:10

and did what for the fans always do in my experience

9:13

and small unnecessarily and

9:15

loudly

9:16

in front of families just as

9:18

part of as a general conversation you

9:20

get your i think i'll say i'll get you an fn

9:23

cafe oddity seem pay

9:25

less weight with his ass things ass

9:27

thing thing thing dead guy's

9:30

sarfate and morning

9:33

anyway

9:34

as a boy been gonna give it

9:37

a on three

9:39

point six selection

9:42

now here in is the road

9:44

the building work as to construct a

9:46

chosen noodle a kfc

9:49

i'm depressed

9:51

which would really considering size of

9:53

put it up above for

9:55

it's gotten mls got a debate smith is

9:57

got a costa greg

10:00

and a burger king however get this auditing

10:03

could not believe us do not have any

10:06

vegetarian breakfast options

10:09

now that the zilch though

10:12

as is often case greg

10:15

save the day with day

10:17

vegan sausage sandwich some

10:20

hash browns though

10:23

selection have to say

10:25

is a see the

10:27

three point five

10:30

finally quality well

10:33

at a coffee or got which

10:36

i go from one the machines clippings can make

10:38

it to my own particular

10:40

tastes so like it slightly

10:42

stronger in

10:46

fine as yeah find the

10:49

league and sausage sandwich was

10:51

good the ,

10:53

browns had disintegrated it's

10:56

but quality of gonna quality of point

10:58

seven

10:59

so that gives us a grand total

11:02

of

11:07

fourteen point four out of a possible

11:09

twenty and you know what that's

11:12

buying average for the survey

11:15

, it's class you would say say

11:17

third no no glaring disappointments

11:20

apart from the icing ingesting and the

11:22

like vegetarian options in one

11:24

of the outlets ah

11:26

hundred and forty miles to go the

11:30

ferry port currently looking

11:32

at being the an hour and

11:34

thirty five minutes early and that's just perfect

11:37

so worth of see you when

11:39

i see i

11:58

anyway forty

12:01

five minutes west surely

12:07

going good folks bit an update

12:10

before i hit , high you

12:12

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12:17

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12:23

dog on the radio love the shirt great

12:26

shirt shot i'm

12:28

a bit whether young shop or reviewed

12:31

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12:33

the they were you it's mean like skill

12:35

for twenty minutes the time we just

12:37

flew by

12:39

i have to say as good as a was

12:42

it wasn't as good solid going to listen

12:44

to now

12:52

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12:58

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13:02

you watch

13:06

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13:08

to the wisdom that ,

13:10

i broadcast this week

13:12

also be giving notes about production standards

13:16

standards , urge

13:19

the things we can improve ah

13:21

i did have an did actually think

13:24

, should get a ,

13:27

hit the children the review

13:29

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good for other work i've known anything

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up that nine year olds

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13:46

three final chapter ah but

13:48

yeah i think you could run dave remember that blues

13:52

actually realize that you

13:54

can simon

13:58

garfunkel hazy say that when

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the partridge very easily

14:05

than i was right swift

14:38

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i mean i never thought i

14:52

, get to find find

14:55

i destroyed lasts longer does

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it really is almost as far away

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from him i would

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the for this podcast be released

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15:20

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15:25

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15:32

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15:35

michigan or countries five

15:39

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england wales i'm a

15:47

british , phone number plus

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i lose was to be careful

15:51

not to speak out

15:53

because they quite rightly

15:55

will

15:58

on the cruise

16:01

absolute joy joy

16:03

, behold behold to sam

16:05

the of with now passed the brief nice

16:07

looking past co will buy orders a train

16:09

right where the where on

16:11

when our just going through a

16:14

motorway underpass well

16:17

no to i will be a fifty five at

16:19

, bisecting just

16:21

much colwyn town passing

16:24

the morrison's bayview morrison's

16:26

been what have what scouting

16:29

under the underpass yeah i

16:31

think the train lines got better the views

16:34

alice through a code

16:48

huh yeah

17:05

especially

17:07

like , unless you're using your twenty four o'clock in

17:10

the eleven hours our

17:13

maybe they should

17:38

no i , if it lands

18:00

calm down but i think i'm going under the sea

18:03

every walk of

18:05

, on and you'll see see

18:09

is it to see no

18:12

i'd rather be going on a big bridge

18:17

oh don't

18:36

no i , big

18:38

hill looks like on

18:44

probably mom is another bit

18:46

of hill

18:48

i could be the next

18:51

holiday guns nine

18:53

your next rent vogel is

18:56

, how i'm going under

18:58

a bit of a bridge bridge

19:00

is some yellow flowers

19:02

my the my oh

19:04

this is pretty majestic alison

19:06

gotta give it to right whales

19:09

is ruthie beautiful it

19:12

really is

19:16

well

20:59

real On

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21:16

folks, at we find a hero

21:18

at a holyhead

21:20

ferry, port it

21:23

is now, 11:28

21:27

a.m. took

21:30

me about. 5

21:33

hours and 20 minutes to get here with a stops

21:38

I

21:39

am the first person here for the

21:41

ferry. Vera.

21:44

six columns

21:48

ah will sort of six

21:51

lanes after the

21:53

cars to lock

21:56

up and before barking

22:00

the i am vehicle one

22:02

in lame one

22:03

no one here none of the the vehicle

22:05

checking posts are currently open

22:10

their stuff i'm ,

22:12

sure what to do cause i haven't got

22:14

a ferry with a car in

22:17

twenty years

22:19

the i don't know what i'm allowed to leave my car

22:22

to access the sort of pay what

22:25

is suddenly they open i'm

22:27

than holding everyone up

22:30

the anyway

22:32

i'd rather be an hour

22:34

and forty minutes early the

22:37

running late that's the deal

22:39

you make it does

22:41

mean i'm not going to have to sit in my

22:43

car for quite while

22:46

for while work at what's going on

22:49

my gonna ask someone when

22:52

someone else arrives well

22:54

you get john starts

22:56

to the holiday

22:59

well folks are , twenty

23:01

minutes later still on the ferry funny

23:04

story relates they were i think four

23:06

lanes maybe five lenses

23:08

for cause

23:11

gearing up i was the first

23:13

those the

23:15

first lame unfortunately

23:17

there was was with the kiosk on

23:19

my life so well

23:22

i have wait until all the other lanes has gone through

23:25

so was about two

23:27

hundred fifty johnny come lately is get

23:29

ahead of me despite having arrived after

23:32

an hour estimates as hour

23:34

sure you can imagine was met with great

23:36

humor in the cabinet of the sports

23:38

ours we had such we loss

23:40

or we roll their eyes and said would

23:42

bloody with swords law

23:45

is that ah like that

23:47

for ages

23:49

anyway i'm three the kiosks now

23:52

but we now cute and more lane solid

23:54

foods watching all of the other lanes empty

23:56

onto the ferry before mine meaning

23:59

that i'm that the back the very meaning that i'm last

24:01

to get off and that's what happens that's

24:03

, it works in life life

24:06

eye on millwall honestly in championship

24:09

world read

24:12

it

24:12

from one cross mom so another

24:15

this happens again so

24:18

once you get through the the

24:20

lottery

24:22

he asked you then put into another full

24:24

names i've been on

24:26

the lane on far less

24:29

right now i'm from the ferry building

24:31

, the line on the far right or

24:34

just has she been shuffled to the back

24:36

of the puck or

24:39

i was here first the

24:41

first one only ,

24:44

the months effort to be her on know

24:48

i'm gonna be lost and the ferry

24:51

last our the ferry her

24:54

just was the point why

24:56

bother even com over doing

24:59

anything ever and

25:02

a child i had a major

25:05

toilet accidents in car in front

25:07

and they changed it in the boot the

25:09

only place that space and the a mean

25:11

it's turn off the

25:13

front of my car very hard to look

25:15

away

25:17

considered getting out but instead

25:19

just played acquired or know

25:21

a nocturnal on my phone

25:24

i hope they know that i was averting

25:27

my eyes to avoid

25:29

any blushes but it was arrested

25:32

oh awful

25:34

awful start world

25:36

shuffle to the barbecue twice

25:39

in ferry terminal and

25:42

i know about to watch a pretty intense cleanup

25:44

operation on a young

25:46

child i've

25:49

know what i signed up for

25:51

and we're off we've ,

25:53

sales the sound

25:56

of commerce see goals and

26:00

the car alarms of those who didn't follow

26:02

instructions to turn off the car

26:04

alarms because

26:10

the angles of have a lot

26:12

of fairies i have

26:14

my car alarm so i know that that's

26:16

not me causing that problem i'm

26:20

mostly looking at the ocean

26:22

now

26:23

distance from the mainland

26:25

increasing i

26:29

oh good

26:35

the world comedy i've

26:37

conquered

26:38

the world of internet based

26:40

quiz shows the uk digital channels

26:44

i'm in many ways feels like

26:46

life final task was

26:48

always to conquer the oceans

26:51

i'm looking up now these enormous funnels

27:03

lamar

27:08

with

27:21

my judgment , the series

27:24

series you're not able to access off

27:26

during the during said

27:28

sports or she's out of bounds club

27:30

lest pretty much everything pretty much

27:33

apart from in

27:35

bike of condiments some

27:38

proceed some bike and spec

27:40

that bizarrely soap

27:43

nothing really to and stay myself with for

27:45

the earth three and half hour crossing

27:48

i've been up on of the deck three

27:50

times at once in new zealand lox

27:52

at for for an amusing affect

27:55

second time just like the see the certain

27:57

so was bored was walks

28:00

would much of a loops off the ship

28:03

king in the , the

28:05

past the cafe and the other cafe

28:08

cafe believe is also a soft play area

28:11

that's out of bounds for obvious reasons i'm

28:13

reasons

28:14

the chastising myself for not realising

28:17

that the car thing and then also for not just

28:19

getting myself a cabin because

28:22

require lot of cabins and

28:24

realizing it was six six

28:27

, megabyte to use

28:29

a date or new phone phone

28:32

to that would international waters so we're using

28:35

maritime data

28:38

just for them to context six quit

28:40

a megabyte were , to

28:42

watch watch film

28:44

on your phone could easily

28:46

cost you six thousand pounds

28:49

not worth it for even some of us are great

28:51

slicks that sort of done

28:54

i've just thought sold it for going have to

28:56

have myself so little single

28:58

cabin twenty eight euros

29:01

which is how this

29:03

money they use it on the ship so

29:06

i've got a twenty twenty

29:08

eight year old for little

29:10

cabin for going have enough and hopefully

29:12

sleep for the rest of the voyage but

29:14

i slammed

29:29

oh us to be one the greatest

29:31

snaps in the history of

29:34

are you say mankind all of

29:37

in the in since industrial revolution

29:39

anyway the

29:42

found

29:46

like being inside an enormous womb

29:49

at which is sort

29:51

of

29:53

a more so when you take into account the the slight

29:56

movement to the seas quite comes a

29:58

slight movement the boat the

30:01

sort of a humming sound dancing

30:05

that's what a wounds like humming

30:08

slight movement am also

30:10

the emergency sign on the back the door

30:12

because totally dark as there's no windows

30:17

the , in dark emergencies and provides

30:19

just the perfect amount of light that

30:22

you wouldn't get a womb the

30:24

only one exit to a womb

30:27

and in oh so pretty are

30:29

you sure straightforward i would guess

30:32

once the various contractions

30:36

or emotion you are guided

30:38

towards the exit you can't go

30:40

down wrong stairs except certainly be belongings

30:42

behind have

30:45

any board up and i'm considering

30:47

now getting a series glow

30:49

the dark safety sign for

30:51

my bedroom home because it sort of i

30:54

, is like a sort of adult version of nightlight

30:57

and on it i could provide instructions

31:00

for safety within my own home i

31:02

wet exit from ah

31:04

whether been unable to cats

31:08

so yeah a half an

31:10

hour left to go next stop

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