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I can do that, but like a Nat

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love to do that. Damn. You?

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Yeah. I could see you hosting a show. I don't know

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if it could have anything to do with kids. Well, no,

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that would be the good part. Cause you would say, and

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if you're dumb and dirty and

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you like clay that has been

2:51

underground for years, you'll love this. And

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it's like, oh. Dirt bags coming through. Exactly.

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She's a lunatic. Just

2:57

a bunch of kids crying at the end of the episode.

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Just like, oh. Dirt bags coming through. Exactly.

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She's a lunatic. Just a bunch

3:03

of kids crying at the end of the episode.

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Do you know what I had this idea? I don't even

3:08

know if I should say it because I feel like it's

3:10

still a very valuable idea. Don't do it. So, you know,

3:12

all these little kids like make all this money unboxing stuff.

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I thought it'd be hilarious to like have a kid

3:17

come to this unboxing thinking this is a toy I

3:19

want. Oh my God. I'm so excited to

3:21

unbox it and do the unboxing with the kid and then destroy the toy.

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Oh my God. You

3:27

are insane. You know you

3:29

would laugh so hard. They're gonna get the fucking toy at

3:31

the end of it anyway. But just like for the reaction.

3:36

Listen, I bet all of you guys laughed at the

3:38

parents telling their kids they ate all their Halloween candy.

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I actually, well it depends.

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It's sometimes I'm just like, I feel bad

3:45

for the poor child. What?

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You would have never lasted a minute in my household. Not

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a minute in your. Okay, Taylor. You wouldn't last a minute

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in the asylum that raised me. Oh

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my God. I wish

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also didn't you become famous when she was like 14? Come

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on now. and grow up in Pennsylvania. Come

4:01

on now. Let's be serious. You can tell this is

4:03

a podcast that is not a pile

4:05

of Swifties. No. Absolutely not.

4:07

I think the Swifties are losers and that's

4:09

just it. Wow. That's it.

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And I have Swifties in my family. I need you

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to elaborate on that because what about

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a Swiftie makes he or she

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or they a loser? You know what? I'm

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gonna open it up. I'm gonna say anyone

4:22

who's like really, really into

4:25

stan culture, it's like okay to be

4:27

a fan of somebody, but

4:29

the way that people are on Twitter talking, I'm like,

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oh, it's disgusting. That goes for

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Beehive, the Beehive, which I'm a

4:37

part of. That goes to the

4:40

Barb's who I used to be a part of, the

4:42

Navy when they used to go hard. I mean

4:44

the original fans are the M&M fans. Well, okay,

4:46

them two, wherever they are in 2024. That

4:50

was her celebrity crush. Doesn't

4:52

mean that you have to throw it in

4:54

her face. If it goes too hard and

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it's like, I know people overuse the word

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or the term touch grass, but like go

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do something. You don't need to

5:03

be arguing with someone online, someone who's not

5:05

arguing back with you. It's weird. But also,

5:07

this is my thing with Swifties, and I

5:09

think we talked about this before because I

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saw a meme and it summed it up

5:13

perfectly. It said, Taylor Swift writes music for

5:15

people who have literally never gotten over anything

5:17

ever. And I

5:19

was like, yes, when I think to myself about the

5:22

people in my life who are Taylor Swift super fans,

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they are still holding on to that person who broke up

5:27

with them in seventh grade via text message. And they just

5:29

can't get over the fact that it was a text message.

5:31

How dare you do that to me? Also,

5:33

can we talk about the fact that

5:35

she's not, if you really like read

5:38

her lyrics and look at

5:40

the timelines of like who she

5:42

was dating when she was quote

5:44

unquote writing this music, she's not actually

5:47

talking about people that she's actually had

5:49

relationships with, like full blown committed relationships

5:51

with. Hence, what's this new album? Poets

5:54

something department. Poets department, the anthology.

5:56

Great. Count one of her

5:58

64 variants that she's been releasing. Right, happy

6:00

for her. But, you know, the whole album

6:02

is about Maddie Healy and not Joel Alwyn,

6:04

who she was with for like six years,

6:06

six and a half years. She

6:08

writes her music based off of like

6:11

these mini relationships, these little summer flings,

6:13

not the full blown relationships. Like, like

6:15

what was the album? Red was all

6:17

about Harry Styles and they dated for

6:19

literally probably like six weeks to like

6:21

two months. It wasn't that long. It

6:23

actually only got to me recently that

6:26

Styles was Harry Styles. Yeah, it took

6:28

me a very long time to get

6:30

to. I mean, you guys, I

6:32

don't, did you watch Entourage? No. No.

6:35

Fabulous show. It actually, I think, translates

6:38

pretty well. But one of the biggest

6:40

things about it is that everything in Hollywood is contrived.

6:42

Relationships are contrived. People make contracts so

6:45

that, hey, let's show up

6:47

to six events together, holding hands, doing whatever, let people

6:49

talk about it, we'll both benefit from all the publicity

6:51

and then we'll move on. And I

6:53

don't think it's gotten any better since that show

6:55

came out. I'm sure it's only more and only

6:58

worse. We see people all the time who claim

7:00

that so and so, I know Ruby Rose isn't

7:02

anyone anybody knows right now, but that she always

7:04

pays somebody to be in a relationship with her.

7:06

And that's why she's allegedly dated so many people.

7:11

So, so, you know, who's to say that she didn't have a

7:13

little deal with Maddie Healy? Like, hey, we're going to have a

7:15

short lived relationship and you're going to allow me to write songs

7:17

about you. And with Harry

7:20

Styles, we're going to have a short lived relationship and I'm

7:22

going to write some songs about you. We're both going to

7:24

benefit. But with Joellen, maybe it was real and

7:26

she doesn't write songs about him. So I've

7:28

talked way more about Taylor Swift in the last six

7:31

minutes and 40 seconds than I ever want to in

7:34

the rest of my life. All I'm going to say

7:36

is it's all implied. She can switch the lyrics at

7:38

a dime because I think he said to you Diamond,

7:40

she is the greatest young adult fiction writer of all

7:42

time. For sure. She just switches

7:44

the lyrics to say maybe one thing. Like we

7:47

dated like we were back in 1975 and

7:49

all our fans are like, are you

7:51

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