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world is on the brink of disaster. Hi OO, what
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are you doing, buddy? I'm listening
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every morning. You guys are so different. I love it.
1:43
You don't become a hero by being normal.
1:45
Elvis Duran. Who's up, man? In the morning
1:47
show. Let me ask you guys a question.
1:50
Is there anything you're watching that you haven't shared
1:52
with us or the room because you just want
1:54
it to be yours? Oh,
1:57
because I have something I've been watching.
6:00
order a cheeseburger if that's what your taste
6:02
buds wanted just because I already ordered one.
6:04
Yeah. I don't want to sit there and
6:06
eat the same thing. I want to both...
6:08
Stop stop stop stop. Answer me
6:11
why? Why do you not want us to eat the
6:13
same thing? Because I want us both to have a
6:15
different culinary experience at the restaurant and not both eat
6:17
the same thing or we might as well just eat
6:19
off each other's plate. We could have ordered one thing
6:21
and share it. No! You order what you get I'm
6:25
ordering something different and we'll be able to
6:27
compare our two meals and talk about how
6:29
great they are separately. No. That is hogwash.
6:32
Yeah. No. Scary do you think
6:34
I'm crazy scary or do you agree? I've
6:36
noticed it with drinks though I don't know
6:38
about the food portion but when you order
6:40
drinks you ever have like somebody like oh
6:42
that sounds good I'll have that and everybody
6:44
has the same cocktail when I think there
6:46
should be diversity around the room. Right. I
6:49
want food diversity that's what I want at
6:51
the table. I want you to have something
6:53
different than what I have. My next drink,
6:55
my next round. I may want that. Why
6:57
are you all having the same time? You
6:59
have to agree isn't it a little strange
7:01
that you know I'm gonna you go to
7:03
the bar turn around don't let everyone know
7:05
what I'm ordering. I want a Moscow mule
7:07
and don't let anyone know. I don't want
7:09
them to have it. I want this to
7:11
be mine. I want to own
7:13
the Moscow mule in the bar right now. It
7:16
makes no sense to me. That's weird. We are
7:18
being a little odd. Scary probably gets mad just
7:20
because it ruins the Instagram picture that he's gonna
7:22
post if everyone has the same drink. Right because
7:24
when you do the boomerang with the drink click
7:27
you want all the different drinks coming together all
7:29
the colors. You don't want somebody to
7:31
change their order after they made the order and it's like
7:33
you know what that sounds good I'm gonna switch my order
7:35
to that. I don't get it. I don't get it. Why
7:37
don't we think about this way? Order what
7:40
you want. I do. But
7:42
in my mind I have two orders so in case you
7:45
order something I'm gonna order that I'll order the second one.
7:47
Fine fine do that. Do that. You're not gonna change his
7:49
mind so I don't know why we're bombing him. You're right
7:51
you're right. I'm weird. I'm trying
7:53
to understand why. Yeah. Yeah.
7:56
Gandhi what. Froggy so do
7:58
you always insist on ordering. last because what
8:01
if you order first and what I
8:03
want order first if you yep if you ever go to
8:05
if you ever if we if you ever notice when we
8:07
go to dinner I won't order first I will always order
8:09
last and I do it to sound like I'm being polite
8:11
I'm like no no you go ahead and order first you
8:13
order for I don't want to be first I know we
8:16
gotta move now we know it's cuz you're a jackass you
8:19
knew that anyway so scary I bet knowing scary
8:21
I bet scary dies a little inside when we
8:23
all order the same thing oh my god it
8:25
kills me because I want to see how well
8:28
the chef or the restaurant prepares that dish
8:30
and that dish and that dish I'm gonna
8:33
use my taste buds at your experiment
8:37
I just like to see diversity at the table it's just
8:39
a little thing that I have going on in my head
8:41
both have that thing going I know
8:43
but okay fine I'm from
8:45
now on I'm gonna order first I don't
8:47
give a rat's ass what you order I
8:49
don't the only problem is when you
8:52
go to dinner with scary he orders one of everything
8:54
on the menu so there's pretty much nothing left to
8:56
order when scary stuff only when I'm paying I
9:06
love how frustrated Elvis gets though he's just like
9:09
what yeah what what else can we
9:11
say about this psychology of why don't
9:13
you think the restaurant makes fun of
9:16
you like I don't think they care
9:18
they don't care you know look at
9:20
this table they order the same thing
9:22
okay we have a couple of calls
9:24
lined up let's go to
9:31
line 20 and Sherry and then oh
9:34
my god Emily we have to get
9:36
your to your call I'm gonna question
9:38
you why you're saying such nice things
9:40
but first Sherry Sherry you agree with
9:42
froggy right I
9:45
do I thought I was alone on this but
9:47
I have to agree team froggy with this one
9:50
why why can you not have the
9:52
same thing someone else is having I
9:55
kind of feel like it's everything he's saying like
9:57
there needs to be some difference on the table
9:59
and honestly if There's
16:00
something going on. There's a witch
16:02
and she does something to it. Yeah. Yep. But
16:05
if you're like, ah, and you open a book
16:07
and rip the pages out, that's like boom. Or if you pick
16:09
up something and throw it. Oh, yeah, that's that would be
16:11
me. Yeah. Yeah, I would do
16:13
that. I did it to scary. I threw
16:15
shoes last night, actually. Not at somebody, though.
16:17
But you didn't have time to think about it. You just took them off
16:19
the truth. I took them off my feet as I'm taking.
16:21
I was so aggravated at something as I'm taking them
16:23
off my feet. I took one and I went, ah,
16:26
who was it? And I got a family member and
16:28
then the other shoes, I took it off and I
16:30
went. Oh, so both
16:32
shoes went on the ground like that. OK, I
16:35
didn't throw the mat anyway. But let's let's investigate Gandhi
16:37
for just a moment. Yeah. Oh, let's
16:39
talk about your premeditated burning
16:42
of the picture. Yes, because it takes
16:44
time to carry this out. Yes, it
16:46
does. Well, I mean, it's only happened a
16:48
few times in my life, but there was just one more
16:50
than one. Well, there's one person that
16:52
I did it to three times. So I
16:55
really needed to purge everything about her from my life.
16:58
All of the junk that she left at my house,
17:00
all the photos that I had with her, anything that
17:02
just reminded me of her. It smelled like her, looked
17:04
like her. She had to go. How long ago was
17:06
that? Maybe like nine
17:09
years ago. OK, is she still out of your
17:11
life? Hell yeah. OK. Never to enter back in
17:13
there. But I just really needed
17:15
to get rid of all of it. And I was so angry.
17:17
I didn't even want her to have a chance of getting it
17:19
back. And I didn't want to look at her. So I burned
17:21
all of it. And I had no idea how satisfying burning those
17:23
photos was. But man, it felt good. I just got to watch
17:26
her face just melt away in the fire. Wow. Wow.
17:28
I mean, that was a deeply rooted
17:30
issue you had with her, obviously. Still
17:32
have it. If I see her right now, I'll punch her in the throat. No. Don't
17:36
be telling me you guys would be on my side. You would be
17:38
on my side. Please, please tell everyone you're kidding.
17:41
Fine, I'm kidding for the air. I
17:45
do know why this is the girl.
17:47
Yeah. And I understand where she's
17:49
coming from because this person is just a horrible human
17:51
being. OK. Yes. I get it to see what she
17:54
did. Oh, let's talk about what Gandhi's done. And
17:56
let's think about how we can apply. Is there something
17:58
or someone in your life that you. I
20:00
gotta think this thing through because that's some
20:03
serious stuff. Yes, it was. You
20:05
were right. I premeditated all of it. It was a slow
20:07
burn. Well, I have never done this before. I did it
20:09
work. Yeah. Did you
20:11
really truly feel a nice
20:13
separation, a cutoff? I felt a
20:16
lot better about the situation. I'm telling you
20:18
what, watching a photo burn is very satisfying
20:20
if you're angry. Well, see, we don't have photos
20:22
anymore. They're all digital on my camera. I print stuff out
20:24
all the time. I have a little Instax printer. I
20:26
print out my little Polaroids. Yeah. Another
20:28
reason to love Instax. We can burn pictures
20:30
of friends. Yes, yes, I can. Thank
20:32
you, Instax. No, there's a market for that. They
20:34
should go for that. Yeah. Well, you
20:37
remember how on Valentine's Day, the radio station
20:39
would have the big Valentine's? We'd have the
20:41
wood chipper. Yeah, they'd have the one you would
20:43
put the pictures. Shred your X. Shred your
20:45
X. And you put all your pictures through
20:47
this wood chipper and it comes out on
20:49
the other end and shreds. That sounds glorious.
20:51
Straighten eight. Have you ever had
20:53
a premeditated service where you actually
20:56
ritualistically burn something? Oh, God,
20:58
yeah. Yes, see? Thank
21:01
you, Nate. You have? Absolutely. What's
21:03
the next song the girl wrote that to? Really?
21:05
Yeah. It's very cathartic. You had to think it
21:07
through and had to plan it. I had a
21:10
pile and I had a place
21:12
to burn stuff and I burned it
21:14
all. It was great. Well, that's another thing we do
21:16
in Santa Fe. Every year, they
21:18
torch Zozobra. And it's
21:20
this huge 40-foot tall marionette that screams, where
21:22
they catch them on fire. And you're actually,
21:24
it's kind of scary and freaky, you're
21:27
actually burning up the year of dread. Anything
21:30
that in the past year screwed you over, you write it down
21:32
on a piece of paper, put it at the feet of Zozobra.
21:34
And it cook. Wow. I like that. It's
21:38
weird seeing this marionette moving and screaming.
21:40
Oh, it's on fire. I'll
21:44
never see that again. Do
21:46
you think that anybody in this room has
21:49
had a- It's very cathartic. You had to think it
21:51
through and had to plan it. I had a pile
21:53
and I had a place to
21:55
burn stuff and I had burned it all. It was
21:57
great. Well, that's another thing we do in Santa Fe.
22:00
Every year they torch Zozobra.
22:02
Yeah. And it's this
22:04
huge 40 foot tall marionette that screams where they
22:06
catch them on fire and you're actually, it's kind
22:08
of scary and freaky, but you're
22:10
actually burning up the year of dread. You know, anything
22:12
that in the past year screwed you over, you write
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it down on a piece of paper, put it at
22:16
the feet of Zozobra. Yeah. And
22:19
cook. Wow. I
22:21
like that. Yeah. It's
22:23
weird seeing this marionette moving and screaming like, oh,
22:25
it's on fire. Oh, sadistic. I'll never see that
22:27
again. Do
22:29
you think that anybody in this room
22:31
has had somebody do that for them?
22:34
Oh, yeah. For sure. Wow,
22:36
Danielle. Okay. You've
22:38
all did that right back. Uh-huh. I wonder.
22:41
There's a couple of people I wonder if they ever did
22:43
something like that. To you? Yeah. Yeah.
22:46
No, I know. I know what's happened to
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Duran in the Morning Show. Elvis
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Duran in the Morning Show. So
23:14
excited. We're about to do the animal sound test.
23:17
Yes. It was dreamed up by Gandhi
23:19
and named by Danielle. Oh,
23:22
the animal sound test. So simple. Ask
23:24
her by name. So we're going to
23:26
play for Heather is on line
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11. Let's go talk to Heather, a dental
23:31
assistant from Canton, Connecticut. How you doing,
23:33
Heather? Hi, oh, my God. Hi, everybody.
23:35
Welcome to the show. All right. Well,
23:38
look, thank you for taking time out. You're going to win some
23:40
big money. You're
23:43
actually playing the animal sound test with guys
23:45
who know animal sounds or they should. My
23:47
husband, Alex, and of course, we have reptile
23:49
Matt on the line. They're best friends between
23:51
the two of them. They have
23:54
46 years working with
23:56
animals at the zoos they've worked in. Of
23:58
course, they now work at Staten Island. zoo.
24:00
So you're in good hands. Let's hope. I
24:02
can't wait. And Ripto Matt, are you ready
24:04
to go? Ready to
24:07
go. Okay. Giggity go. Giggity go. Let's
24:09
go. Alright. So here's what's going to
24:11
happen. Welcome to Animal Sound Test. Yay!
24:17
The jungle music. So
24:20
Heather, even though they have between the 46
24:22
years of animal experience, we'll see.
24:24
You know, it's one thing to look at an
24:27
animal and recognize what it
24:29
what sounds it makes. But when you just hear the
24:31
sound, we don't know. So for
24:33
everyone they get correct, you get $10. You
24:35
can win big money. Big money. Yeah. Alex
24:38
wants to know what he gets. What do
24:40
I win? Yeah. What do Magic
24:42
Matt and and Alex get? We have
24:44
anything for them? We'll send you a
24:46
Delongy toaster. Okay. Honor. Alright, here
24:50
we go. Listen closely. This is Animal Sound
24:52
number one. Alright.
25:01
Sounds like my stomach. Yeah.
25:03
I'm going to get that
25:05
one too. Ripto Matt, what is that? Ripto Matt?
25:08
I do believe I know that one because
25:11
I do think I have worked with those
25:13
guys for quite a few years. I would
25:15
guess that that is an alligator. That is
25:17
correct. Yeah. Big
25:21
money. Big money. Ten dollars. That's the only one I'll get correct.
25:23
So I
25:25
don't know that. I don't know. Alright, let's go
25:27
to Animal Sound number two. Alright,
25:42
it sounds familiar. It
25:46
does sound familiar. Can I hear that one
25:48
more time? We
25:50
have anything for them? We'll send
25:52
you a Delongy toaster. Okay. Honor.
25:54
Alright, here we go. Listen closely.
25:56
This is Animal Sound number one.
26:02
Guys, for quite a few years, I
26:04
would guess that that is an alligator.
26:06
That is correct. Yeah! Time
26:09
out, Matt. Woo! Big money,
26:11
big money. Ten dollars. That's the only
26:13
one I'll get correct. I don't know that. I don't know. All
26:16
right, let's go to animal sound number two. All
26:21
right. It
26:32
sounds familiar. It
26:35
does sound familiar. Can I hear that one
26:37
more time? Don't
26:50
let that cute sound fool you. There's
26:53
a little clue in the very beginning. Just
26:57
play the very beginning. You'll hear it. Play
26:59
it. Right there. You
27:02
were making noise. I know. I'm
27:05
trying to play it again, but don't make
27:07
noise. All
27:11
right. Right
27:14
there. Done. I'm
27:17
thinking a hippo. I
27:19
was going to say a hippo, but I was thinking. You're
27:25
not far off. What are you thinking, Matt? What?
27:27
I don't know. I think I'm
27:30
going on what Elvis said. Don't let that
27:32
fool you. So I'm thinking it's probably a
27:34
large animal. Large
27:36
mammal. Yeah, exactly. Time's almost up.
27:38
Tell him what that was. Hmm.
27:42
Time's almost up. Tell
27:44
him what that was. Those were
27:47
baby rhinos. You were so close
27:49
then with the hippo. You said
27:51
hippo, which is sort of one
27:53
but not really. All right. All
27:55
right. Let's move on to it. So
27:57
you've got $10 so far, Heather. Happy days are here
28:00
again. All right. Here's animal sound. Here's animal sound number
28:02
three. Oh,
28:06
I know this. Yeah, I
28:08
was going to say, I think it's got to be a
28:10
goat. Yeah, it's a baby
28:12
goat. That's
28:16
where I first started, was working in the Children's
28:18
Center at the Staten Island Zoo. So and you
28:21
were a child. Yeah, I
28:23
you got two so far.
28:25
Let's give you animal sound
28:27
number four. Oh,
28:34
hmm. Right
28:36
away, I'm thinking of bird, but can
28:39
I hear that again? Yeah. I
28:44
think I do know this one because we had
28:46
them at the Birmingham Zoo when I was working
28:48
at the Birmingham Zoo. I'm going to pick a
28:50
guess, but play that again. Okay.
28:57
What is it? I'm
28:59
going to get the koala. That's correct. Yeah.
29:08
Look at that. Hey Heather, do a good job for
29:10
you. All right. Here is animal sound number five. Are
29:20
you sure? Yeah. It's
29:23
not a little kid. Play it again. Hmm.
29:29
What do you think it is? Wow. Whoa.
29:31
I'd get the baby rhino goat. No.
29:36
You have a guess? Can I
29:38
hear it one more time? Yeah. Name
29:46
that animal. I'm
29:49
stumped with that one. Yeah, you two right
29:51
now. Yeah, that is a baby seal. Play
29:53
it again. Play it again. This
29:55
is the baby seal right here. All right. Let's
29:58
move on to the next one. It's okay. really well
30:00
here is animal sound
30:02
number six. I've
30:09
heard this before. Because
30:13
we have them at the zoo and every
30:15
year they give birth. What are they?
30:17
Porcupines. Play
30:22
it again. This is a porcupine. Yeah.
30:29
We used to have one and I used to pet her
30:32
nose and she used to make those sounds. All
30:36
right. Here is animal sound number
30:38
seven. You
30:44
know that one too, Alex. We know that one. I
30:48
hear a bird. Oh, no,
30:50
no. That's my phone playing. Stop it. I'm
30:53
hearing bird noises. Okay. Something
31:00
we have right now. You know that we know this one.
31:02
We have these at the zoo too. Then what is it?
31:04
Do they roll up into a ball net? Yes,
31:07
they do. Nine banded, six
31:10
banded. You can put, uh, it's,
31:12
yeah, it's an armadillo, but it's an armadillo. Correct.
31:17
Good job guys. You guys are awesome. Heather,
31:20
are you still there? They're the only ball of the animal world.
31:22
Heather, they've won you $50 so far. Let's
31:24
keep going. Here is animal
31:26
sound number eight. Definitely
31:39
a large mammal. Yes. Sounds like
31:41
a ghost. Definitely a large mammal.
31:43
I get the rumbling
31:45
of the stomach. Any idea? Play
31:48
it again. I'm
31:55
good with, uh, an elk. What
32:01
do you think, Matt? I'm thinking like an elk
32:03
or... Yeah, elk or a moose, something like
32:05
that. It's a moose! Yeah! Wow!
32:10
Woo! So now you have
32:12
six correct? Is that right? Yeah, I
32:15
think so. Anyway, here is animal sound
32:17
number nine. Meow!
32:20
Meow! Meow!
32:25
Meow! See, I would think like
32:27
a small rodent or... I
32:31
don't know. You should know this. Me? Yeah.
32:35
Calling Reptile Matt! Yeah. Reptile
32:37
Matt. I'm gonna guess that's a type
32:39
of frog, right? It's a desert rain
32:41
frog! Meow! Play it
32:44
again, Scary. That's so cool. Meow!
32:47
Oh my god. Oh, so cute! Okay, here
32:49
is... What, did
32:52
they step on him? Meow! Here
32:55
is animal sound number ten. Meow!
32:58
Meow! Meow! Oh,
33:00
sounds like a baby...
33:03
Geez. Meow! Meow!
33:06
Meow! Meow! One
33:08
more time. Meow! Meow!
33:11
Meow! Sounds like a bird... Like
33:13
a bird? A kitten? Or a
33:15
cat? A cat? Or a feline? Or
33:18
something? Is it a baby cat? Or
33:21
something? He should get that. It's
33:24
in the cat family. Yeah. Have
33:26
I seen one of these before? Yes.
33:29
You know what, it could be any cat. Because they all
33:32
sound alike in their box. Matt,
33:35
any clue? Did we
33:37
see those in Africa? Yes. I
33:40
think we did see them. Uh-huh. It ran
33:42
by very quickly. Cheetah?
33:44
Yes. Cheetah. I
33:46
kind of gave that away a little
33:48
bit. Yes, you did. But all cats are
33:50
fair. All right, that is a cheetah. Are you still with us, Heather? Yes,
33:53
I am. You're up to $80. These guys are doing really well.
33:55
All right, here is animal sale number 11. I
34:05
got goosebumps just hearing that.
34:08
That has to be a red fox because that's
34:10
what I love and I raised
34:12
three red foxes at the Staten Island Zoo.
34:14
Red foxes. That's
34:16
so cute. Red foxes,
34:19
red foxes, they have over
34:21
20 different vocal sounds and sometimes
34:23
people will think it's a crying
34:25
child or a screaming lady and
34:27
stuff like that. Wow. That's...
34:31
And you know what's sad? He...
34:34
Alex raised many red foxes from
34:36
when they were born and they're
34:39
all gone now. I
34:41
remember Lady was the last one that passed away.
34:43
Yeah, she was the best. Aww. Anyway,
34:46
alright, I'll tell you what, here's an animal you
34:48
didn't raise. This is animal sound number
34:50
12. Oh,
34:55
I definitely
34:58
heard that before. Yeah, Matt? Yeah. Yeah.
35:02
Yeah, I definitely have a guess for that one.
35:04
Okay, well that's... Is that a whale? It
35:07
is a whale. It's a blue whale.
35:09
Yeah! Wow. Heather, you're still there,
35:11
right? Yes, I am. Are
35:13
you getting bored? No,
35:15
I'm impressed with everything that there's like
35:18
figuring out. That is just awesome. Well,
35:21
you know what? We have more animal sounds. I don't know how
35:23
much time you have. We got tons of money. We could go
35:25
all day if you want. What do you want to do? It's
35:27
up to you. I tell you what. I'm fine if you want
35:29
to keep going, but that's up to them. Let's
35:32
do a speed round. We have to
35:34
answer immediately. Okay, here's
35:36
animal sound number 13. Go. Name
35:42
that animal. Go. No
35:44
clue. Seahorse. What? Seahorse.
35:47
No, no. That's
35:50
a flying squirrel. That's a sugar glider. Here
35:52
is animal sound number 14. What
35:58
is that? Sounds like a squeaky toy. I
36:00
would say like an insect Some
36:04
kind of insect play one more time go what
36:07
is it? Gosh
36:12
I have no idea Noises
36:19
all right here is number 15 In
36:30
the stall next to me no that's elephant seal elephant
36:32
seal here's number 16 you'll get this The
36:43
devil yeah, Tasmania Here
36:46
is animal sound number 17 go What
36:54
is that God a
36:57
man say a moose again, but Sort
37:01
of I don't know that's an
37:03
elk here we go here's
37:06
animal sound number 18 quick My
37:17
gosh well actually we had these at
37:20
the Staten Island Zoo mat What
37:23
is it? Canadian
37:25
links Disney's
37:30
Haunted Mansion, I know we have one more
37:32
to go. What is this animal sound right here for my? We've
37:42
seen tons of these in Africa in the water Alex
37:54
and reptile met hey Heather you
37:56
just won Yeah!
38:01
Very impressive guys. Thank you so much. Do
38:03
you want to hear Koala's fighting? We
38:05
have a bonus here. Listen
38:07
to Koala's fighting. Oh
38:10
my gosh. Sounds
38:13
like us fighting. I
38:15
know. Heather, congratulations. Thanks for listening to
38:18
us. Thank you so much. I'm
38:20
so excited. Yay. That
38:22
was great. I'm very impressed. Very impressed.
38:25
That was great. Don't forget about that. Very
38:27
impressed. Yeah, that was great. Well, don't
38:30
forget, you know, we've been to Costa
38:32
Rica. We've been all over traveling Africa
38:34
numerous times. And Matt
38:36
and I, wherever we go, we visit
38:38
a zoo. So, you know, love that. I love that.
38:41
Go support your local zoo. I love you,
38:43
Giggity Goo. Good going, Matt. Thank
38:46
you. Nice to talk to you guys. Good to hear from you.
38:49
That was awesome. That was awesome. Great job,
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40:52
know if I've been dating you let's say
40:54
Danielle. Let's say you and I've been dating
40:56
each other We're very serious. Maybe we don't
40:58
live together right? Yeah, we've been together for let's
41:00
say a couple of years Okay, if
41:02
you said I got to talk to you Elvis and okay
41:04
What do you need and you said to me if you
41:07
don't marry me now if you don't
41:09
ask me to marry you? Then I've got to move on oh
41:12
I would have to I'd have to stop
41:14
and consider what you're saying Look, obviously you
41:16
love me you and in your plan you
41:18
really want to be married to someone Mm-hmm,
41:21
and so I'd I if I looked at you
41:23
and Said oh, please get over
41:25
it. You know that would be awful Four
41:33
months Nate
41:40
is this true? Yeah, it's funny you're
41:42
talking about this Elvis I was
41:46
I was at a party over the weekend chatting with a
41:48
bunch of different couples and Yesterday
41:50
my friend Jason says hey you remember this
41:52
one couple you were talking to like yeah,
41:54
they're really nice Well,
41:57
they broke up after after my party and
41:59
go what happened? Apparently, being
42:01
in that environment, a bunch of
42:03
like married, engaged people, on
42:06
the way home, the girl
42:08
in this relationship says, we
42:11
need to be married in three months. Like, this
42:13
is it. This is like an ultimatum. And the
42:15
guy was like, well, I guess I'm
42:17
looking for a new girlfriend. Oh, my God.
42:20
So they broke up. But how long were they
42:22
together? They weren't together long? Like four months. No,
42:24
jeez. That's not nearly long enough.
42:27
Here's the thing. I mean, they are
42:29
a little bit older, so maybe things
42:31
move faster at that age? I don't
42:33
know. But, I mean, you
42:35
don't do like an ultimatum like that, especially in an
42:37
Uber on the way home to your apartment. No. That's
42:40
crazy. The
42:43
ultimatum. No. Look,
42:45
I get it. If you, in your mind, you
42:47
are ready to marry and you're
42:49
dating someone, you're dating anyone or all people because
42:51
you're looking for the person you want to spend
42:53
the rest of your life with. I get that.
42:56
But it seems like it needs to be a
42:58
part of the conversation before you say, by the
43:00
way, if we don't get married today, I'm going
43:02
to leave you. Well, we've been dating four months.
43:05
It's just, you know, I don't even know
43:07
your middle name. I don't know. Oh,
43:11
the ultimatum. Has anyone here ever received
43:13
the ultimatum? Right here. Oh,
43:16
jeez. I'm familiar with this. But I had
43:18
been dating a girl for about a year.
43:21
And after a year of dating, she goes,
43:23
hey, you know, let's put all
43:25
the cards on the table. This is what I want. I
43:28
want to be engaged in six months. I want to be married in a year. And I
43:30
want kids in two years. And I'm like,
43:33
uh, okay. No, I don't want that.
43:35
Right. I don't want that. But I
43:37
think it's important for people to have that conversation because
43:39
if one person's on one page and another's on the
43:41
other page, you might as well figure that out earlier
43:43
than later. So people shouldn't be scared about saying it.
43:45
That's how you feel. Say it. Just
43:48
know what could happen. But you can't move in with the
43:50
U-Haul. Like really, four months. It's like, what the hell? Are
43:52
you nuts? Come on. I don't
43:54
know. Come on. Look, you know, I get it.
43:56
I do understand how people. are
44:00
on that path. They want that life future. They want
44:02
it. They want it in the bag. But
44:05
I guess there's a good and a not so
44:07
good way to talk about it. You didn't give
44:09
Alex an ultimatum Elvis. You didn't say, I
44:12
want a ring. We
44:15
actually did it opposite. We actually talked
44:18
about the possibility of one day getting married.
44:20
We went out and bought rings and said,
44:23
all right, let's just let's just stare at these and let's talk
44:25
about what these mean and what they could mean for us. We
44:29
bought rings knowing that maybe one day we would never
44:31
use them. It was kind
44:33
of a weird way of doing it, but it worked
44:35
out. You know, thank God. I think that's
44:37
great. It
44:41
sparked the conversation. Yes, God, what's got
44:43
to be doing? I was dating
44:45
a girl one time who told me if I
44:47
didn't get her a ring with a certain number
44:49
of carrots, that she wouldn't marry me. I don't
44:51
remember what the number was. Oh, God. See, that's
44:53
fine. It makes it easy. That makes it easy.
44:56
Yeah. I don't marry her. She's
44:58
gone. See ya. Yeah.
45:00
No way. Yeah. I don't know. That
45:03
pretty much makes
45:05
it easy. Yeah. It was.
45:07
Well, what did you say? I said, OK. And
45:10
I don't think we dated for more than another month
45:12
after that because that's all I could think about because
45:14
if that's what was important to her, I'm out. You
45:17
know. Yeah. Wait,
45:19
hold on. She was serious. Oh, she was
45:21
dead serious. That's gross. Absolutely. No way. Yeah.
45:25
OK. I mean, I think the
45:27
reasoning was there because she was a dug up
45:29
bitch. I don't know. Scotty.
45:32
Scotty. I
45:34
mean, seriously, if
45:36
you're in love with someone and they can't afford a
45:38
ring that size. Right. Really? You're
45:41
going to throw it all away because it's not how many carrots? It's
45:43
not what it's about. Right. But look, you
45:45
know, you get into a relationship and a
45:47
lot of a lot of their faults are
45:50
not easily noticeable. Sometimes you have
45:52
to go through weird trials and tribulations
45:54
to figure out, oh, this person is
45:56
not the one for me. But if
45:58
they come out. at the very beginning and
46:01
just blatantly say something. It makes you go, God,
46:04
I would say thank you. Thank
46:06
you for being forthcoming and letting me know
46:08
that you're an awful person. And we can
46:10
end this now. So we don't
46:12
waste any one of us' time. I'm glad it happened. I got
46:15
out pretty quick. Good for you. I
46:17
have a friend who was doing that to her fiance
46:19
and they were on the same page about getting married.
46:21
They both wanted to do it, but she wanted a
46:23
certain ring to keep up with all of her friends.
46:25
And he said, I can't afford that ring. If that's
46:27
what's important to you, you gotta buy your own ring.
46:29
And she did. She went out and got her
46:31
own ring and she gave it to him and said, I got it. He said,
46:33
oh, okay, cool. So I guess you want to get married. Let's do it. How
46:36
are they doing? They're still married. They have
46:38
two kids. Good seeing you. It worked out
46:40
there. Wow. Excellent. Yeah.
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on, wake up, wake up. Help history in the
47:19
morning show. I
47:21
want to talk about going away to camp when you were a kid.
47:23
The more we compare notes about what we did and
47:26
what we learned at camp. Yeah.
47:29
Especially church camp, let me tell you. When
47:32
I was a little kid and they forced me to go to church and
47:34
we went to church camp, I learned
47:36
the ins and outs of
47:38
all sorts of things at
47:40
church camp and some
47:43
of it with the church camp
47:45
counselors. Oh, hello. What? I'm
47:48
so excited for this story. We watched them doing
47:50
it like dogs in the woods. We're hearing from
47:53
people that have the sweetest things to text us
47:55
about their first experience at camp.
47:57
Like a lot of people experience their first
47:59
kiss. at camp, their
48:02
first crush. That's the sweet stuff. And then you
48:04
have people like this who had their first hand
48:06
job. Oh boy. Pretty
48:10
much. First joint, do
48:12
you know how many people said they smoked
48:14
their first pot at Christian and
48:17
Jewish sleep away camps? Oh my
48:19
goodness, really? I bet. Yes. I
48:22
mean, and a lot of people saw the counselors
48:24
doing each other. I don't know, go to lane
48:27
two. Is Jenny still there? I
48:29
think she can help. Hey, Jenny, how are you doing? How are
48:31
you feeling? Good. Oh my God.
48:34
I'm so excited to actually be on the show.
48:36
Well, thank you. It's exciting to have you here
48:38
because you have to help us
48:40
with our story. So what did
48:42
you witness at camp? First
48:44
of all, what type of camp was it?
48:47
It was a Christian camp and it was
48:49
very strict. Like girls and boys couldn't walk
48:51
on sidewalks together. Girls had
48:54
to wear skirts. It was really,
48:56
really strict camp. Wow. OK,
48:59
so what did you witness at very strict
49:02
Christian camp? Well, so we
49:04
were all supposed to, every girl in my cabin was
49:06
supposed to be at the pool for an
49:08
hour, but I decided like 30 minutes in that I
49:11
didn't really want to be at the pool anymore. So
49:13
I went back to my cabin and
49:15
I walked in on my counselor having
49:17
sex with another counselor. Yeah. There you
49:20
go. Whoa. Taking a dip in
49:22
the pool. Yeah. Yeah, and that's the thing. I
49:24
think that, and hear me out,
49:27
if you're an organizer at a church. For an hour,
49:29
but I decided like 30 minutes in that I didn't
49:31
really want to be at the pool anymore. So I
49:33
went back to my cabin and
49:35
I walked in on my counselor having
49:38
sex with another counselor. Yeah. There you
49:40
go. Taking a dip
49:42
in the pool. Yeah. Yeah, and that's the thing.
49:44
I think that, and hear me
49:47
out, if you're an organizer at a church
49:49
and you're organizing church camp, don't you know
49:51
this stuff is going on? I mean, because
49:53
when I was a kid, it was the
49:56
only reason you went to camp. And then
49:58
every once in a while they would, they would. say, well,
50:00
it's time to go to the service and you know,
50:02
the Bible study. We're like, oh no, I'm going to smoke
50:04
another cigarette. Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh. Anyway,
50:10
Jenny, there you go. Well, thanks for sharing. I
50:12
hope they enjoyed their time together in your bunk.
50:16
Oh yeah, it was extreme
50:18
and they were trying to bribe me into not telling
50:20
anybody, but I told my mom as soon as I
50:22
got home. Oh really? Did she do anything or did
50:24
she leave it alone? She
50:27
called the camp and then she never let my sister
50:29
and I go to camp again. Yes. There you go.
50:32
That'll do it. All right, Jenny. Thank
50:34
you for listening. Have a beautiful day. Okay. Thank
50:37
you. It's a pleasure meeting you. Shelby
50:39
on line 24. It wasn't her, but
50:42
your husband. Hey, Shelby, how are you?
50:45
Good. How are you? Doing well. So
50:47
what kind of camp was it your husband
50:49
was attending? We
50:51
were both there because we grew up
50:53
in the same church together. It was
50:56
a Christian camp in North and I
50:58
walked in on my counselor having sex
51:00
with another counselor. Yeah. There
51:02
you go. Taking a dip in the
51:04
pool. Yeah. Yeah. And that's the thing. I
51:07
think that, hear me
51:09
out. If you're an organizer at a church
51:11
and you're organizing church camp, don't you know
51:13
this stuff is going on? I mean, cause
51:16
when I was a kid. They're a
51:18
cabin door. Very nice. Holy, holy, holy.
51:20
Holy crap indeed. I
51:27
know. And Shelby, something tells me
51:29
that was like the most, most tame
51:31
thing that happened at camp that weekend. I
51:34
mean, did you, did you ever feel like, you know,
51:37
these sleepaway camps were, I mean,
51:40
just on the edge of like being like
51:43
way too much. I mean, did you see
51:45
some things that curled your hair at all?
51:48
Yes. Well, my church, like the caller
51:51
before was also very, very strict. Like
51:53
you kind of girls had
51:55
to wear full clothes in the swimming
51:57
pool. It was crazy, but yeah, behind
51:59
the. A lot of things like
52:02
that happen. Yeah. Wow. Yeah,
52:04
we're hearing a lot of this. And it's not like
52:06
we're exposing it for the very first time. This has
52:09
been going on for years. All right, Shelby, you and
52:11
your dustpan crappin' husband have a
52:13
beautiful day. Thanks
52:16
for listening to us. I don't know.
52:18
Danielle, camp. What did you experience? I
52:21
went to theater camp and I just
52:24
remember my roommate doing things behind the paddle
52:26
bowl courts. And she was, yeah, there was
52:28
a lot of lollipop-y going on. And then
52:30
she'd come back in like it was nothing.
52:32
And then the next day there'd be another
52:34
person. I was like, what the hell are
52:36
you doing? It was crazy.
52:38
And then I dated one of the
52:40
counselors, but I wouldn't sleep with him.
52:43
So he wound up finding
52:45
another camper that would sleep with him. And
52:48
so, yeah, that was interesting. Awesome.
52:51
Wow. Oh my goodness. Well, all
52:53
the campers and the counselors were very close in age, but
52:55
you just weren't allowed to date. It was just a no-no.
52:57
It was like he was older than me, but you know.
53:01
Seriously, every time I went for band camp,
53:03
for instance, I mean, band
53:07
camp was as crazy as it's been set
53:09
up to be. Yeah. And
53:12
also when I was in the high school
53:14
band, we used to go to marching band
53:16
competitions. So we'd take buses, you know, like
53:19
five hours away. And there'd be four of
53:21
us in a room and we were nuts.
53:23
We were drinking cheap wine and doing each
53:25
other and like going crazy. Line
53:29
23 is Sam. Hey,
53:32
Sam, welcome to the show. How's it going today for
53:34
you? All good, Elvis.
53:36
Really nice to speak to you guys. Nice to
53:38
speak to you. So you were away at Orthodox
53:40
Jewish camp for the first time. And
53:43
what did you learn that
53:45
important camp week? Yes,
53:47
this was an all boys Orthodox Jewish
53:50
camp in Pennsylvania. And I smoked
53:52
pot for the first time. And I was
53:54
like, I'm not going to be able to ever touch it. So I
53:56
was like, very, very excited. I
53:58
was the happiest kid ever when I went home. pick you
54:00
up because I stayed away for the week. So my mom
54:02
picked me up. I was like, mom, this was the best
54:04
camp ever. I just wanted to go back every year. But
54:07
Heather Dawson didn't go back the next year, so I didn't
54:09
go back. Wow. I
54:11
don't ever know what happened to Heather Dawson. He
54:13
just goes bottom up. It's like a hedonism for kids all this summer
54:16
camp. It is. It is. Gandhi,
54:18
did you ever go to any camps when you were
54:21
growing up? Yeah, I didn't do the religious camps, but
54:23
I went to soccer camp. And that was co-ed. And
54:25
there was definitely a lot of ball juggling going on
54:27
there if you're on. Lots
54:30
of stuff. You have to go in camps. It goes down.
54:32
I don't care which camp it is. Yeah. Line
54:34
four is Ashlyn. Oh, a counselor. Let's get
54:37
it from a counselor's point of view. Hello,
54:39
Ashlyn. You hear these stories. And this is
54:41
just a tip of the iceberg. We're getting
54:43
so many texts from people, some stuff we
54:45
can't even repeat on the show. So as
54:48
a counselor, what did you witness and
54:50
how did you have to do your job effectively? So
54:53
I was a weight loss camp counselor for
54:56
three years. I guess you could call it
54:58
a fat camp. I would prefer not to.
55:00
But the kids, where they
55:02
took this opportunity to feel very comfortable
55:04
in their bodies. I will put it
55:06
this way. I do. So
55:09
every night you would get posted
55:12
in position. It might be outside the
55:14
girl's buns, the boy's buns, to the
55:16
cafeteria. But there was another position that
55:18
involved a flashlight. And that was called
55:20
nookie patrol. Oh, really? So you would
55:22
be handed a flashlight. And you would
55:24
be told to traverse the woods looking
55:26
for young men, women that found
55:30
love perhaps after dinner and
55:32
would take to the woods to consummate
55:35
their newfound relationship. Wow. They're doing
55:38
it in the bushes. Wow. I
55:41
have never gone on nookie patrol and
55:43
not broken up at least three couples.
55:48
And sometimes there were three people
55:50
together. Yeah. Yeah.
55:53
Good luck. Wow. You're right, though. There's
55:55
hedonism for kids. That's
55:57
what goes down. All right, Ashlyn. Well, thank you for that.
56:00
Thanks for sharing and thanks for listening, most of
56:02
all. Have a good day, okay? Dare
56:05
we go to Scotty B.? Yes,
56:08
please do. If you watch our 15 minute
56:10
morning show podcast, you know Scotty B. always
56:12
takes it over the line. He
56:15
is. He's my height. Scotty B., what
56:17
would you guys do at camp? Oh, I thought this
56:19
was normal. So we would all sit on my bed,
56:21
all the boys in my bunk would sit on my
56:23
bed, and I had a little radio and we would
56:25
listen to Dr. Ruth sexually speaking on the radio, and
56:27
we would like pitch tents.
56:30
Oh my God. Oh my God. As a
56:32
team? Yeah. Yeah, it was a team event.
56:35
Oh my God. It was great. Oh
56:37
my God. Dr. Ruth. Dr. Ruth,
56:40
of course, she was a great sex counselor
56:42
and she still is. Yeah. But
56:45
to hear her speak, I don't know how you could pitch a tent listening to that.
56:48
At that point, anything worked. So you know.
56:50
You take the penis and put it in
56:52
tin foil. All right,
56:55
great memories. Yeah.
56:58
Wow. Wow. Yeah.
57:01
Allie Gold, she checked instead of boy touched her boobs for the first time
57:03
at sleep away camp. It all went down
57:05
in the gazebo. Oh, there you go. Yeah. Well,
57:07
there you have it. Wow. I can't even tell you.
57:10
We could write a book with all the texts that
57:12
are coming through. This makes me happy.
57:14
I'm glad that I wasn't the only one that experienced
57:16
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Don't answer the phone. Elvis Duran, the Elvis
59:47
Duran phone tap. Scary. It's your phone. Tell
59:49
me all about it. So Joe wants to
59:51
play a phone to have on her summer
59:53
housemate, Nikki. They rented a beach house through
59:55
a realtor under Nikki's name and have gotten
59:58
several noise complaints and to. tickets from the
1:00:00
town for drinking in the street. So I'm
1:00:02
gonna pretend to be the actual owner of
1:00:04
the house in a bit and
1:00:06
I'm gonna mess with Nikki. But first Joe starts the
1:00:08
call. All right, let's listen to scary's phone tip. Here
1:00:10
we go. Hello? Hey, what's
1:00:13
up? Hi, what's going on? So
1:00:16
I've been getting these calls from Alan. Do you
1:00:18
know Alan? No. Who's
1:00:20
that? The owner of the house. Okay.
1:00:24
What is he saying? He's saying that
1:00:26
like we're throwing too many parties and
1:00:28
we're like too loud and. And
1:00:30
of course we're throwing parties at the beach house. He's
1:00:33
saying we're gonna get kicked out and stuff. Are
1:00:35
you kidding me? What the hell is he saying? Remember
1:00:37
the guy you brought over who was like peeing
1:00:40
off the balcony? Like I can't control
1:00:42
the people that are gonna be there. That is
1:00:44
what happens on the shore. That's stupid.
1:00:46
Already got three tickets from the rental
1:00:48
cops. Yes, though, like not
1:00:51
even real cops, okay? The scam by the
1:00:53
city so they can make back the money.
1:00:55
We're not gonna get in trouble, okay? We're
1:00:57
just paying the town a few dollars fine.
1:00:59
Listen, it's not just the rental cops, too.
1:01:01
The neighbors have been complaining about us. Garbage
1:01:03
that's spilling up because nobody's cleaned. Okay,
1:01:06
well, I don't give a about the neighbors because they
1:01:08
knew what they were getting into when they bought the
1:01:10
houses around us. It's a beach town and there would
1:01:12
not be a town if we didn't rent there in
1:01:14
the summer. Oh my God, Nikki, he's
1:01:16
calling me again. Like again. I
1:01:18
don't know. Hang on, I'm gonna put
1:01:20
him through on the line because I just want him to call
1:01:22
me. Hang on, hang on. I'm gonna tell you. Hello?
1:01:26
Hello. Hey, Ellen, I have
1:01:28
Nikki on the phone also. She's the one
1:01:31
that's on the- Oh, you're on the lease.
1:01:33
That's you. Yeah, hi.
1:01:35
Hi, how are you? I'm the owner of the
1:01:37
house. Okay, hi. Yeah, hi, how
1:01:39
are you? I'm fine. I mean,
1:01:42
like I'm kind of like, why are you calling
1:01:44
my roommate? I'm like, what's going on? Like what's
1:01:46
going on? Like what kind of brothel are you
1:01:48
running over there? Excuse me?
1:01:51
A brothel? I'm hearing things from the neighbors on
1:01:53
either side of me that you have 15, 20
1:01:55
people in the house at a time. Yeah,
1:01:57
we're having parties because it takes beach
1:01:59
house- It's the summer. First of all,
1:02:01
you're playing beer pong and flip cup. Yeah, and
1:02:04
it's going over the property lines. The second you
1:02:06
step foot on a sidewalk, you're putting yourselves in
1:02:08
jeopardy and you're putting my property in jeopardy. You
1:02:10
wouldn't be able to even afford this house if
1:02:13
we weren't renting it from you this summer, okay? I
1:02:15
know you only have this house. You can like have
1:02:17
affairs on your wife or something. So don't be like
1:02:19
talking to me about what goes on in this house.
1:02:21
Cause I know what you do, okay? And I know
1:02:23
what you do too. And somebody threw a bottle
1:02:25
of fireball down the sidewalk last weekend. Who was
1:02:27
that? I don't know. Who tipped
1:02:29
over my barbecue? How the f***
1:02:31
do you even know about that? Like what are you f***ing buying
1:02:33
on that? Well, that's it. You're done. You're out. You're
1:02:36
all of you are out. You can't, no. No, come back. You can't
1:02:38
f***ing do that. I will get a lawyer. I swear to God. There
1:02:40
is no lawyer. It's my house. I
1:02:43
own it. Yeah, you signed the contract. You can get over to me for
1:02:45
the summer. Is that correct? I did,
1:02:47
but contracts are made to be broken just like
1:02:49
bottles of fireball on the sidewalk. This is f***ing
1:02:51
bullsh**. Oh yeah? Okay. I'll tell you what's bullsh**.
1:02:53
The fact that you decided to section off the
1:02:56
three bedrooms and make it seven bedrooms. We took
1:02:58
down those walls. So that's not even an issue
1:03:00
anymore. Oh no? Guess what? I'm standing in
1:03:02
the house right now and the walls are still
1:03:04
up. Right now you're trespassing, okay? No, I'm walking
1:03:06
through the living room right now. I'm going to
1:03:08
see what's over here. Get the f*** out. I
1:03:10
swear to God I'm going to call the cops
1:03:12
right now. Oh, marijuana.
1:03:15
Oh, you guys like to smoke the wacky
1:03:17
tobacco, huh? Get the f*** out. Let me
1:03:19
take some pictures here. Exhibit
1:03:21
A. You know what? I'm going to call them
1:03:23
right now and tell them that they're short. Let me see
1:03:26
what else you have. Someone's standing in your house and you're
1:03:28
going to get trouble, okay? Okay. Hold on a second.
1:03:30
Which bedroom is yours? Let me find out here. I'm not
1:03:32
going to tell you how you f***ing sicko. Here's a draw
1:03:34
of condoms. Get the f*** out of
1:03:36
my drawer, you f***ing... I'm building a cage. I
1:03:39
hope you just enjoyed being phone tapped. Hee
1:03:41
hee hee. Ha ha ha ha ha
1:03:43
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:03:45
ha ha ha. Nikki! Are you kidding me? This is Scary June
1:03:47
from Elvis Duran in the morning show. Oh,
1:03:50
I was just bedding you. Ha
1:03:52
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
1:03:54
ha ha ha ha. I'm so sorry but that was
1:03:56
hilarious. The Elvis Duran
1:03:59
phone tap. Let
1:04:01
me introduce you guys to Leanne. Hi
1:04:13
Leanne. Hi.
1:04:16
Thank you for listening to us. I'm excited. Why
1:04:18
are you excited? I
1:04:21
actually got 30 y'all. You're
1:04:23
here. You're here. Now,
1:04:25
a friend of mine, a friend of mine has
1:04:27
a girlfriend who only stays over four
1:04:29
days nights a week during the week
1:04:31
and he's convinced she's using him because
1:04:34
it's a short walk for her to get to work. Because
1:04:38
she's not there on the weekends when she doesn't
1:04:40
work. Don't you find that suspect, Leanne? Yes,
1:04:43
but I mean, she's five minutes away
1:04:46
from work, so why not? I mean,
1:04:48
I once used a guy to
1:04:50
remodel my house and then broke
1:04:53
up with him and sold my house. Oh my
1:04:55
gosh. My girlfriend did that. She slept with a
1:04:57
guy just so he would do her cabinets in
1:04:59
her kitchen and she said, you know,
1:05:02
why not? She goes, I'm getting free cabinets and
1:05:04
then she broke up with him. Wait a minute. Hold
1:05:06
on. Damn.
1:05:09
Yes. Yes. Okay.
1:05:13
Let's be honest though. While he was living with
1:05:15
you and remodeling your house, he
1:05:18
got advantage of being with you and
1:05:20
all the ... I'm sure you were
1:05:22
nice to him during this short-lived renovation.
1:05:25
He didn't live with me. He
1:05:27
just came up to work on it and then he
1:05:29
would go back home. Oh, okay. I'm sure he
1:05:32
did work on something. Do you think
1:05:34
he knew what you were up to
1:05:36
or did he think there was something else in the
1:05:38
future? I
1:05:40
think he thought there was something else in the future
1:05:43
and then it turned out that there wasn't. Oh my
1:05:45
God. All right. All
1:05:47
right. I wonder if you're honest and you
1:05:49
just say, look, you fix my house, I'll fix you up and then we'll
1:05:51
part ways. Yeah. Is that illegal? Is
1:05:54
that prostitution? I don't know. Is it
1:05:56
technically? Because it's not monetary. Leanne,
1:06:00
don't let them call you a prostitute. That's not
1:06:02
nice. We call it booty for the bathroom. No,
1:06:04
you know what? Look, you know, if he was
1:06:06
smart enough, you may have known what he was
1:06:09
going through. Leanne, thank you and congratulations on your
1:06:11
renovation. Sounds fabulous. Thank you. No,
1:06:14
are you dating anyone now? Yes. Yeah,
1:06:18
who, and what are you using them for? I'm
1:06:20
not using them actually. I
1:06:25
mean, this is a full-blown relationship.
1:06:27
We actually have a baby together.
1:06:29
Oh, that's cool. All right, good. She's
1:06:32
almost a year old. All right, congratulations,
1:06:35
Leanne. All right, thank you, Leanne. Thanks
1:06:37
for listening. There you go.
1:06:39
Used a guy to remodel her house. No guilt. House
1:06:42
looks great. Let's talk to John.
1:06:44
Hi, John. Hey,
1:06:46
hey. Hey, hey, man. How's it going?
1:06:49
We're doing okay. So you're not using your
1:06:51
fiancé for anything, but she
1:06:53
does have a dad that you're getting
1:06:55
stuff from somehow, right? What's going on?
1:06:59
Well, me and my fiancé have been together
1:07:01
about three years now, and her
1:07:03
father never really liked
1:07:06
each other again, and he's kind of new
1:07:08
to us. So, last summer he got a
1:07:11
cab in the summer's little lake, West
1:07:13
Virginia. Wait, wait, your father-in-law bought a
1:07:15
cabin on the lake? Yeah,
1:07:18
he bought, I don't know how he got it
1:07:20
or whatever, but he invited his daughter, and of
1:07:22
course, I come along last summer, and I should
1:07:25
say, I guess we've just reconnected since then. We're
1:07:27
going to begin this weekend. So
1:07:30
now you're pretending to like him because you can use
1:07:32
his cabin on the water. Exactly.
1:07:34
Oh, man. You
1:07:36
know what, whatever it takes, I mean, at least
1:07:39
it's not like you're screwing over his daughter. I
1:07:41
mean, that's a good relationship, right? Well,
1:07:43
actually, his brother, Jay, he just doesn't like me. I
1:07:48
might as well reap the benefits, though. There you
1:07:50
go. If we're going to be in this
1:07:52
together, we might as well use your cabin. All
1:07:55
right, John, thank you. See, I'm
1:07:57
not hearing anything earth-shatteringly off. Mary
1:08:01
Lynn? Yes. So when you
1:08:03
and your husband... Well hi good
1:08:05
morning. So we're talking about using people
1:08:07
for something while pretending you like them.
1:08:09
So when
1:08:12
you and your current husband started dating
1:08:14
it was really
1:08:16
purely for romance it was something else right?
1:08:20
It was but I was a student,
1:08:22
a law student, I didn't have a
1:08:24
lot of cash and my apartment building
1:08:26
did not have any laundry and I
1:08:28
knew he had one that was in
1:08:30
his apartment and when I first started
1:08:33
dating him... Hey stop
1:08:36
smiling. Wait hold on. Okay
1:08:39
I'm sorry I thought you were smiling and you ever do that you
1:08:41
smile and you die your phone? Right. It
1:08:44
was Brody calling Pizza. Okay so
1:08:46
anyway so when you first started
1:08:48
dating this guy you were
1:08:50
in college and
1:08:53
you love the fact that his apartment
1:08:55
building had laundry. Had the
1:08:57
laundry yeah and so I offered
1:08:59
to do his with mine so
1:09:02
it was like kind of an even
1:09:04
exchange but now here we
1:09:06
are like eight years later and he still
1:09:08
hasn't done his laundry even once. Now
1:09:11
you're married to him but back then I mean did you
1:09:13
really... Back then you were just
1:09:15
kind of hanging out he was kind of okay but
1:09:17
you really loved his laundry bro. I really
1:09:19
loved the laundry it really it really helped out.
1:09:22
I did it. Watch our
1:09:24
movies together and I
1:09:26
didn't have to go to laundromat and
1:09:28
swap it out with all those coins.
1:09:30
Yeah remember coins? Oh. Do they
1:09:32
still make coins? I don't know. The
1:09:35
laundromat you don't have like a metro card
1:09:37
or something. I don't know. Thank you Mary
1:09:39
Lynn. Appreciate it. I guess you know what
1:09:43
When guys go to strip
1:09:46
clubs and they
1:09:48
really think these these women who are dancing
1:09:50
like them they
1:09:52
don't. They don't. They don't. Frog eat. No they don't.
1:09:54
They don't care. They like you as long as you're
1:10:00
you're helping pay their bills. Right, as long as
1:10:02
you give them money, they'll listen to whatever you
1:10:04
want to say. This is why I never went
1:10:06
like strip clubs with my friends. I would always
1:10:08
say that same thing to them. Guys, they don't
1:10:10
care that you're, they're not attracted
1:10:12
to you. They're not. Why are you giving them
1:10:14
money? They're using you for your, but actually there's
1:10:16
a business transaction going on there. I'm not saying,
1:10:19
anyway, so I'm just saying in life, sometimes
1:10:22
you're a little nicer to some people because
1:10:24
you get a benefit of some sort out
1:10:26
of it. Maybe. I just
1:10:28
feel like these people can be bought for such
1:10:30
little amounts of stuff. Like here,
1:10:32
have some booty, I'll take a cabinet. Oh
1:10:35
my God. It
1:10:38
all makes sense though. Look, if you're sex
1:10:40
deprived and you want to get some and
1:10:42
you're very talented at making cabinets, then you
1:10:44
know. I know, but don't
1:10:46
tell someone you love them. No, no, no,
1:10:48
no, no. When you don't, clearly. Be honest,
1:10:50
yes. I love your cabinets. Hello, Allison. Right.
1:10:53
Hi. You slept with a guy and what'd you get out of
1:10:55
it? Well, we did date for a
1:10:57
little while. We worked at my dealership
1:11:00
and spare keys are pretty expensive.
1:11:02
Spare keys? Ha ha! You
1:11:05
slept with a guy for a spare key? I
1:11:08
dated him for a month. Oh,
1:11:10
a month? A month. No
1:11:13
wait, was it a key fob? Or just a key? A
1:11:16
key to what? A key to
1:11:18
my car. Okay, key fobs are
1:11:20
expensive. Key fobs are very expensive. So you
1:11:22
hung out with them, but you know what?
1:11:24
Look, you know, there was promise of the
1:11:27
possibility of something more, right? I
1:11:30
believe that he thought that, yeah. Oh,
1:11:33
okay. That's what I was going for. He's
1:11:35
engaged now. Now
1:11:38
what do you have to do to get your tires rotated?
1:11:40
Ha ha ha ha ha. I don't want
1:11:42
to tell, Allison. All right, Allison. I think
1:11:44
that might've been happening and we just didn't realize it.
1:11:46
Thank you. Now I'm going to give you one more
1:11:48
and this is going to boggle your mind. Nikki?
1:11:52
Yeah. Now this is back in the day. Go
1:11:55
back, back, back. Back in the day. Go
1:11:57
back, back, way back. Okay. You stayed
1:11:59
in the relationship. way too long with
1:12:01
this person. Why? Because
1:12:05
it was my first time with the
1:12:07
internet. And he had internet. He
1:12:10
had internet. I had never experienced
1:12:12
the internet before. And,
1:12:14
um, yeah, I stayed way
1:12:17
too long. Oh
1:12:21
my God. The chat rooms gotcha, huh? The
1:12:25
chat rooms got me. But he had like 56k dial up. That's
1:12:28
crazy. Back in the dial up days, um,
1:12:30
when you could get kicked off, if you got
1:12:32
another phone call, um, I stayed
1:12:35
with him until they started charging for the chat
1:12:37
rooms. And then I was like, Hey, wow.
1:12:43
All right. Well, there you go. He still doesn't speak to me. So
1:12:46
you told him, I, you know, I stayed with you way too long
1:12:48
because you had the internet. Uh,
1:12:51
I eventually, you know, yeah,
1:12:54
I confessed. Oh, there you go. What did you say?
1:12:56
It's not working. I don't know. All
1:12:58
right. Thank you. Nikki, now you have internet.
1:13:00
It's like it's on your phone. I mean,
1:13:02
it's just, it's a way of life. Well,
1:13:04
I married an IT specialist.
1:13:09
Not to be at my fingertips, but I ever need
1:13:11
it. All right. Good. Yeah.
1:13:13
You have a type. All
1:13:15
right. Thank you. Thank you, Nikki. Thank you.
1:13:17
Very nice. Okay.
1:13:20
So admit it to yourself. Think back. You don't have
1:13:22
to say it out loud. Did you ever date someone
1:13:25
and show more, uh, uh, uh,
1:13:27
uh, a fascination for them than you should
1:13:29
have because they offered something or there was
1:13:31
something that you got on the side here.
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There's got to be something. All right. Get back to me
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who in your circle is the worst
1:14:17
damn driver known to me? Shut up
1:14:19
everyone. Scary. No, it's scary. No, it's
1:14:21
scary. Scary. And then Daniel's number
1:14:23
two. Yeah. So Diamond,
1:14:25
come here. So yesterday we were supposed
1:14:27
to meet for lunch and
1:14:30
it got all twisted because anyway.
1:14:33
Things happen. We lost our table at Odeon. It's
1:14:36
a long story. It's okay. We'll
1:14:38
find other restaurants. We're good. We're gonna be
1:14:41
okay. But anyways, so Odeon
1:14:43
is only like three blocks from where
1:14:45
we are. Yeah. But Scary insists
1:14:47
on getting in his car and driving. Yes. And
1:14:50
then finding into the parking space. Yeah. My point
1:14:52
is, why don't you walk? Well,
1:14:54
I'll tell you why. Because then when we're
1:14:56
done at the restaurant, I can get a
1:14:58
quick getaway and head home. It's three blocks.
1:15:00
It's three blocks. Plus I only brought a
1:15:02
hoodie with me yesterday and I didn't have
1:15:04
a heavy jacket. It was
1:15:06
cold. So yeah, I wanted to drive. So
1:15:08
what makes it worse is Scary says,
1:15:11
well, I'm gonna meet you there. I'm just gonna
1:15:13
drive. And then all these people
1:15:15
are like, oh, we'll ride with you Scary. Hell yeah.
1:15:17
Hell yeah. Three blocks. Gandhi said the yesterday
1:15:19
I go, please don't tell me you're getting in that car. Absolutely.
1:15:21
Yesterday I said, I'll get in that car. It is cold. Diamond
1:15:25
two. Yep. You are feeding the
1:15:27
beast guys. So Nate
1:15:29
and I walked to Odeon with
1:15:31
Ali. And then you three
1:15:34
took the car three blocks to find them. And
1:15:36
of course you weren't there for a while cause
1:15:38
you couldn't find a parking. Why are you circling?
1:15:40
It's New York city parking. We've always talked about
1:15:42
how scary is driving. Shut up
1:15:45
everyone. Scary. No, it's scary. No, it's
1:15:47
scary. Scary. And then Daniel's
1:15:49
number two. Yeah. So
1:15:51
Diamond, come here. So yesterday we're
1:15:53
supposed to meet for lunch and
1:15:56
it got all twisted because anyway. Things
1:15:59
happen. our table at Odeon. It's
1:16:02
a long story. It's okay.
1:16:04
We'll find other restaurants. We're good. We're gonna
1:16:06
be okay. But anyway, so Odeon
1:16:09
is only like three blocks from where we
1:16:11
are. Yeah. But scary insists on getting in
1:16:13
his car and driving. Yes. And then finding
1:16:15
into the parking space. Yeah. My point is,
1:16:18
why don't you walk? Well,
1:16:20
I'll tell you why. Because then when we're
1:16:22
done at the restaurant, I can get a
1:16:24
quick getaway and head home. It's three blocks.
1:16:27
It's three blocks. Plus, I only brought a
1:16:29
hoodie with me yesterday and I didn't have
1:16:31
a jacket, a heavy jacket. It was cold.
1:16:33
So yeah, I wanted to drive. So what
1:16:35
makes it worse is scary
1:16:37
says, well, I'm gonna meet you there. I'm
1:16:39
just gonna drive. And then all these people
1:16:41
are like, who will ride with you? Three
1:16:43
blocks. Gandhi said the yesterday I go, please
1:16:45
don't tell me you're getting in that car.
1:16:48
Absolutely. Yesterday I said, I'll get in that
1:16:50
car. It is cold. Diamond two. Yep. You
1:16:52
are feeding the beast. Okay. So Nate
1:16:55
and I walked to Odeon
1:16:57
with Ali. And then
1:16:59
you three took the car three blocks to
1:17:01
find. And of course you
1:17:03
weren't there for a while because you couldn't
1:17:05
find a parking place. It's New York City
1:17:07
parking. We've always talked about how scary's driving
1:17:10
is the most god awful driving in the
1:17:12
world. Yeah, it is terrible.
1:17:14
So Diamond finally got to see
1:17:16
that yesterday. I'm not happy
1:17:18
about it, but it was an experience. You
1:17:20
know, scary, I think I don't want to talk too
1:17:23
much crap about you because you were nice enough to
1:17:25
give me a ride. Right. And I was really, I
1:17:27
have to say that it was cold yesterday. The wind
1:17:29
was whipping loved it, but the
1:17:32
wind wasn't the only thing whipping scary
1:17:34
was. And I am pretty sure that
1:17:36
my neck is a little tight this
1:17:38
morning because of the way that my
1:17:40
head was going back and forth, back
1:17:42
and forth. Yes. Break. Yes. Break. Like
1:17:44
they actually scary actually puts
1:17:49
his left foot on the brake and his right
1:17:51
foot on the gas has to be. There's something
1:17:53
going on. He tries to two feet and it's
1:17:55
not a stick shift. And Froggy
1:17:57
is like the expert driver on our show. If
1:17:59
you were ever with someone who was driving with
1:18:02
their left foot on the break and their right
1:18:04
foot on the gas Wouldn't you just want to
1:18:06
take a hostage? I would want to take a
1:18:08
hostage However, it is scary's car and we get
1:18:10
into his car. You are susceptible to how he
1:18:13
drives Yeah, I
1:18:15
would scary I would unlock the driver door get
1:18:17
in and drive away Well, you can be susceptible
1:18:19
for how are he drives but we he has
1:18:21
to be susceptible for us making fun of his
1:18:23
bad driving Yeah, after that don't let
1:18:25
him in right? Well, he won't have to worry
1:18:27
about me being in it again Unless it's like
1:18:29
two degrees I mean just like you can't get
1:18:31
in that car if you're if you have an
1:18:33
empty stomach Like honestly if
1:18:35
you're in there that early in the morning, you're
1:18:37
whipping around by the time you get here in
1:18:39
the morning You're gonna throw up Literally
1:18:43
said how do you guys do this in the
1:18:45
morning? How are you? Okay, when you come in
1:18:47
this explains a lot about all three of you.
1:18:49
Yeah, I feel bad for you scary because You're
1:18:52
nice enough to do all these things for everybody
1:19:04
Okay, my point I'm not trying to say that scary needs
1:19:06
to be a better driver I'm just saying we all vote
1:19:08
that he is the worst driver Okay
1:19:16
because of where I'm for I personally I'm not
1:19:19
saying Where he says it's because of my upbringing
1:19:21
in Brooklyn that I'm a bad driver I
1:19:26
grew up in an area of Brooklyn where
1:19:28
you had to be assertive to get parking
1:19:30
spaces now This is Manhattan all the bike
1:19:33
racks and all the food sheds are taken
1:19:35
up any spot that may be left and
1:19:37
all the construction People are out there. So
1:19:39
I'm driving faster is gonna open
1:19:41
up more spaces. I don't understand I'm talking
1:19:43
about the herky jerkiness of the forward reverse
1:19:45
because I'm like Okay,
1:19:51
so you'll be driving 90 miles
1:19:53
an hour down whatever Avenue and then you'll see a
1:19:55
little slot between two cars you then
1:20:00
forward. That's what I did. But that's talent.
1:20:02
See, in my book, that's talent. Daniel,
1:20:05
you would puke everywhere. If you were in his car,
1:20:07
you would puke and you would change your tune so
1:20:09
fast. And here's the thing, you're right. It is so
1:20:11
nice that you take us places. It is. You just
1:20:13
have to prepare yourself. Maybe we're a neck brace. I'm
1:20:15
not even kidding you. There was a moment. I
1:20:17
was sitting in the front seat. He did the, er, er, and
1:20:19
I felt this on the back of the seat. Because
1:20:22
I thought it was a spot. It was Diamond's body.
1:20:24
I thought it was a spot and then it was
1:20:26
not. I'm like, oh, no standing anytime. All right, so,
1:20:28
bottom line is this. You are a very sweet person.
1:20:30
A very kind soul for taking people. I should say,
1:20:32
yes, thank you. Three blocks. It
1:20:35
ended up being like 20 trying to find that parking spot. Well, then
1:20:37
we had to leave, you know. Exactly. We had to leave Odion, because
1:20:39
we got kicked off our table. We had to go find, we had
1:20:41
to go find it at the restaurant. And we had to, you know,
1:20:43
it was just a day. It was just a day. was
1:20:46
the warmth of my car. No, it was great.
1:20:48
Listen, I loved it. Your car was warm because
1:20:51
of the friction of bodies. Bumping
1:20:54
against the walls and the
1:20:56
ceiling. What Nate? What?
1:20:59
I agree with Froggy and Danielle. If you guys don't
1:21:01
like it, then yeah. No, wait, you're missing the point.
1:21:04
Yeah, you guys are complaining face. No, I get the
1:21:06
point. I get the point, but we can get a
1:21:08
free ride somewhere. What's the point? You don't complain at
1:21:10
all. Like you don't say a word. You're like, all
1:21:12
right. Hey, guess what? I didn't get a free ride.
1:21:15
I'm not riding with him. Okay, let me think about,
1:21:17
let's talk about this. If it was a city bus
1:21:19
you were on, and it was a herky jerky ride,
1:21:21
would you go to the driver and say, hey, you
1:21:23
know, you really need to figure this out. Absolutely.
1:21:27
Absolutely, I would. You don't get whiplash walking. I've
1:21:29
done it before. I've done it before. Froggy.
1:21:32
No, absolutely not. Hey, it's
1:21:34
called a review. People leave reviews on everything else. I'm
1:21:36
leaving a review. I'm leaving a review. I'm starting. Okay,
1:21:38
okay, one. He's not an Uber driver when you leave
1:21:40
him. Don't stop. I just think this is hilarious because
1:21:42
I know Danielle would bitch up a storm if she
1:21:45
was in that car. But I would eat. No, Froggy
1:21:47
would have a heart attack if she was in that
1:21:49
car. Here's the thing though, if he was giving me
1:21:51
a ride and it was a favor, I would shut
1:21:53
my mouth and take the ride. Or
1:21:55
I would say I'm not taking the ride. I'm
1:21:58
telling you. We're
1:22:01
not on a ride at Universal Studios. But
1:22:03
then don't get in the car. Okay.
1:22:07
Right. That's why I don't.
1:22:09
Yeah. Good. He
1:22:11
did. He got off on a ride. He
1:22:13
said no. I'm not on a ride. And in sense of driving,
1:22:15
does it win? It's three blocks. First of all, second of all,
1:22:17
don't want to ride. Third,
1:22:19
he's being very kind in taking you. All I'm saying, he's
1:22:21
the worst driver. That's all I'm saying. But that's what you're
1:22:23
saying. You can know for a full fact
1:22:25
that he's the worst driver, but you're still going to get
1:22:28
in the car with him. Does he get you to point
1:22:30
A to point B? Yes. Shut up.
1:22:33
That's not a question. It's still an opinion. It's not a
1:22:35
fact that I'm the worst driver. No, it's a fact. I
1:22:37
think it's a fact. It's a fact. Yeah.
1:22:39
But how? I have a
1:22:41
nice record. Knock on four mic. I have a ...
1:22:43
I don't have any issues. Okay. So
1:22:46
the question is this. Who in your group
1:22:48
is the most godawful driver? Have
1:22:51
this conversation. I think that if he
1:22:53
got into the spot the way he says he
1:22:55
did, I would be like, dude, that is impressive.
1:22:57
Yeah. You're right. In
1:22:59
New York City, unfortunately, sometimes
1:23:02
this is how you got to drive. It's
1:23:04
crazy. I've seen scary
1:23:06
parallel park. I mean, he is
1:23:09
a little herky jerky, but boy, does he get
1:23:11
that thing in there with inches to spare. Parallel
1:23:13
parking, herky jerky is one thing, but driving down
1:23:15
a straight road, herky jerky, is a completely different
1:23:18
story. There's just no need for it. Okay.
1:23:20
The second worst driver, of course, Danielle, because of her record, but the
1:23:23
third ... You guys don't even
1:23:25
know my record. You're all about your poop heads. The
1:23:27
third ... Language. The
1:23:31
third worst driver is Nate. Oh
1:23:33
yeah. Because he
1:23:35
doesn't focus. I don't. Yeah. He'll
1:23:38
be nice enough to pick me up at the apartment and we'll
1:23:40
roll ahead like 20 feet to stop at the
1:23:42
stoplight. The
1:23:44
light will be red. He'll just go right through it
1:23:46
and the car's coming right at me. Oh my God.
1:23:48
I had temporary color blindness. I think that's a thing.
1:23:50
I couldn't tell that that was red. You
1:23:53
know it's a red light because it's the
1:23:55
top light. Yeah. It's so
1:23:57
much green. Right. The positioning of the
1:23:59
light. Yeah. Yeah, that doesn't change. What do you mean? Are
1:24:01
you saying? Oh, I get it now. So
1:24:04
I'll be, I'll get in the car. Hey, good morning.
1:24:06
Morning. How are you doing? I'm doing okay. Ah!
1:24:09
Ah! Anyway.
1:24:12
I blame my mom for my bad driving. I
1:24:14
had 105 fever after I got
1:24:16
the COVID vaccination, right? So my mom is
1:24:18
driving me someplace and she's stopping, starting, stopping,
1:24:20
starting. I was so sick with a fever
1:24:23
and I still said, stop the car, get
1:24:25
the hell out. I have to drive. I
1:24:27
cannot drive with you. She is the worst.
1:24:29
But she was giving you a ride. Love
1:24:31
you mom. No, she doesn't actually. She forgot
1:24:33
her suitcase and I was nice enough to
1:24:35
go with her to get it. So, uh!
1:24:37
Well, bottom line. Wait, this doesn't make sense. Bottom
1:24:40
line is we love scary. If he gives you
1:24:42
a ride, three blocks, great. It was nice. But
1:24:44
as this texture says, maybe you should take a
1:24:46
little Dramamine before you go. Maybe. Fall
1:24:48
asleep in the car. Some sea sickness pills.
1:24:50
Scary would take it. Hey,
1:24:53
okay. So have that conversation with your friends today. Who
1:24:55
in your circle is the worst driver? And then watch
1:24:57
the fun begin. We were just talking about how here
1:24:59
in New York City, the
1:25:01
ice cream trucks are rolling through neighborhoods
1:25:03
and they're playing their music so loud
1:25:07
that it's causing people to call 911. Oh
1:25:11
my, I mean a little extreme. Wow.
1:25:14
Wow. Shut
1:25:17
up! Hehehe. Shut
1:25:20
the hell up! Turn that off! Hehehe.
1:25:23
Give me a headache! You're
1:25:25
not my mom! Stop driving
1:25:27
on my lawn! How
1:25:30
could the Mr. Softy music make you even angry at
1:25:33
all? I'll tell you why a lot of parents hate
1:25:35
it because they sit their kids down and try to
1:25:37
have a family dinner and then all of a sudden
1:25:39
they hear, and the kids are like, Mommy, Mommy,
1:25:41
I wanna meet you, Shaftie. Me
1:25:43
too, Mommy. Yup. Like shut up. Eat
1:25:45
your peas and carrots. We were at
1:25:47
soccer practice the other night and we
1:25:49
finished right before dinner time. But
1:25:52
the ice cream man is not
1:25:54
stupid. He knows what time soccer
1:25:56
practice stops. And he pulls up
1:25:58
right beside the feet. Mommy,
1:26:00
your drug dealer's coming down the street again. Go
1:26:04
buy your edibles. Daddy likes your edibles.
1:26:07
You buy from the ice cream pad.
1:26:10
I remember when I was a kid, we had
1:26:12
an ice cream truck guy and sure enough, he
1:26:14
was busted because he was selling pre-rolled joints. Nice
1:26:17
enough to pre-roll the whole year. And I'm like, Daddy,
1:26:20
I just want one of those ooloo fudges. That's all
1:26:22
I want. That was like a movie Friday, Big Perm.
1:26:24
What the hell is an ooloo fudge? I'm sorry, what
1:26:26
was that? It was like in the movie Friday, the
1:26:28
guy Big Perm. He was selling drugs, but he also
1:26:30
had an ice cream truck. You don't know what ooloo
1:26:32
fudge was? Never heard of ooloo fudge. It's like a
1:26:34
popsicle. Look up, ooloo fudge. Ooloo fudge. It's the same
1:26:36
shape as that red, white and blue thing. What's that
1:26:38
thing? The rocket pop. Rocket pop.
1:26:40
Ooloo fudge. You call it bomb pops. Whatever
1:26:42
you want to call it. Anyway,
1:26:44
you slice it. I want an ooloo fudge. You don't
1:26:46
see ooloo fudge? No. No. See,
1:26:49
rolo fudge. It starts with
1:26:51
an O, like O-O-L-O-O. Ooloo. O-O-L-O-O-O.
1:26:55
O-O-O-L. Am
1:26:57
I the only one who's had ooloo fudge? I've never heard of
1:26:59
it. Are you sure that's what it's called? I've never heard of
1:27:02
it. Never heard of it. What's that scary?
1:27:04
In our neighborhood, we had custard king. We didn't have
1:27:06
Mr. Softy. And we had the
1:27:08
music, that annoying music that they used to
1:27:10
play, but they changed it where they had
1:27:12
only one bell could ring in 22nd interval.
1:27:16
In intervals? In intervals, yeah. Wait,
1:27:18
ooloo fudge is live in England, it looks
1:27:20
like. Is that a band? Do
1:27:23
you think I went to see ooloo fudge? All
1:27:26
right, if anyone remembers ooloo fudge, would you please
1:27:28
text me? Ooloo fudge. We go to Six Flags.
1:27:30
Oh, here we go. No, no, no, I
1:27:32
tell you, there's Six Flags over Texas when I grew up in Dallas. Yeah.
1:27:35
On Friday nights, I go to bed, I couldn't sleep because
1:27:38
I knew Saturday morning we were going to Six Flags and
1:27:40
I just couldn't wait to get on that runaway mine train
1:27:42
and I knew they had ooloo fudge waiting for... For
1:27:44
Big Daddy. Well, Little Daddy. He was Little
1:27:46
Daddy then. Jenny's calling about
1:27:48
the ice cream truck in her town. You
1:27:53
said the ice cream truck had no limits, they would drive
1:27:55
down the streets playing that loud song at 1130 at night?
1:27:57
Oh, come now. Hi,
1:28:00
oh my God, I can't believe I'm talking to
1:28:02
you guys. Well, you are. No, hold
1:28:04
on. I loved your call. You said that in your
1:28:06
town, the ice cream truck would play
1:28:08
that loud song at 1130 on a weeknight, and people would
1:28:10
get mad at him? Yeah,
1:28:12
like a year ago, it was like 1130 at night.
1:28:15
It was a Thursday night. And it was 1130,
1:28:17
and they were blasting this outside of my building.
1:28:20
And all of a sudden, I start hearing all
1:28:22
of my neighbors picking heads out the windows screaming
1:28:24
at the truck. You know, shut up, shut up,
1:28:26
turn it off. And the guy kept playing it
1:28:29
for like a half hour. And
1:28:31
people suddenly, like, suddenly I hear things being
1:28:33
thrown out of windows and hitting the truck.
1:28:35
People are throwing things at the ice
1:28:38
cream truck. Yeah, like I saw like two
1:28:40
or three people like outside of my window throwing things
1:28:42
at the truck. Oh,
1:28:45
stop it. Shut up, stop it.
1:28:47
Can you play that song? It's like
1:28:49
I'm traumatized. I know somebody's been
1:28:51
more complaining. This is not the number one requested song
1:28:53
today. All right, like if you're out there
1:28:55
driving your ice cream truck, let's have a limit, maybe like 8
1:28:58
PM. Yeah, isn't there like a
1:29:00
town ordinance or something? I don't know. Whatever
1:29:02
it's called. All right, thank you, Jenny. Hi,
1:29:04
KJ. What's up? Want to see
1:29:06
what we actually look like? So Mr. Softy comes
1:29:09
around 930 in the morning on Saturday and Sunday.
1:29:11
That resides over the Pics of Hell. Follow us
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on Instagram at Elvis Duran Show. Elvis
1:29:16
Duran in the morning show. And
1:29:19
Mr. Softy rolled around playing the song at
1:29:21
930 in the morning right after they're done
1:29:23
with their 8 AM practice and
1:29:25
every child wants ice cream
1:29:27
before breakfast. Isn't it terrible? You're smart. It's
1:29:29
the most annoying thing. Right before dinner in
1:29:31
my town and I'm just like, you have
1:29:34
to have dinner first. But Ma, the truck
1:29:36
will be gone by then and the ice
1:29:38
cream will have melted if I
1:29:40
buy it. I know. Well,
1:29:42
my daughter has Mr. Softy actually on
1:29:44
speed dial in our car. Oh, stop.
1:29:46
Oh my God. These are fixed. That's
1:29:49
a problem. All right, well, KJ. Okay, now
1:29:51
we send it out to Mr. Softy. Please
1:29:53
don't play your music near softball girls at
1:29:55
930 on Saturday. Thank you. Thanks
1:29:58
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1:30:01
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1:30:03
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The only way you wouldn't be slinging off is
1:33:32
if you got your foot stuck in the thing
1:33:34
and you'd be dragged in circles. Do
1:33:37
you remember? It was like a gate on a pole. Yeah,
1:33:40
yeah, yeah. And you just stood on the
1:33:42
back of it and just started spinning around until either you
1:33:44
fell off or it dragged you in circles. So
1:33:48
at some point, some agency got involved and
1:33:50
started making toys safe again.
1:33:54
Also, there was a time you could actually buy
1:33:57
a radioactive science kit that came with real
1:33:59
radi... radioactive material and a Geiger counter. Did
1:34:01
you know this? No. It's
1:34:04
true. You can blow up your house. Well, you can
1:34:06
really blow up your house with this, but you could
1:34:08
get cancer. Oh
1:34:10
my gosh. Test out some
1:34:12
science. And also someone just said, they just
1:34:14
texted in yard darts. Yard darts.
1:34:17
Now, these weren't made out of foam. They
1:34:19
were huge darts with pointy spikes
1:34:21
on the ends of them. And
1:34:24
you would throw them in the lawn and whoever, you
1:34:26
know, went the furthest would win. But
1:34:29
we would, after we were done playing, we would throw them in the air
1:34:31
and just try to
1:34:33
dodge them as they were, as they were falling back down
1:34:35
to earth. Oh my gosh. A lawn
1:34:37
dart would actually go right into your head,
1:34:39
right into your scalp. Oh my gosh. Those
1:34:43
are way more dangerous than I was thinking. I
1:34:45
was just thinking about how bad those slides were
1:34:47
that had like the multiple parts and you would
1:34:49
slide down and just the skin on your back
1:34:52
would come right off. Right. Yeah. Right.
1:34:55
Do you remember those fake cigarettes? And
1:34:57
it actually allowed you to smoke. Oh, I love
1:34:59
those candy cigarettes. I was never allowed to play
1:35:01
with them. My mom would get so mad. You
1:35:03
could actually blow out. You could actually blow out
1:35:06
fake smoke. Yeah. What the
1:35:08
hell were we inhaling? I think it
1:35:10
was powdered sugar. Those were made
1:35:12
of bubble gum, if I remember, and they were wrapped in paper. And
1:35:15
then when you used to blow it, you go, and
1:35:17
then all of a sudden it would come
1:35:19
out the end like smoke. Yeah. Hey, stop
1:35:21
barking. Oh my God. Is there
1:35:23
food here? No. I'm
1:35:26
the engineer. He's making
1:35:28
my dogs thirsty. Anyway,
1:35:30
okay. So also growing up, playgrounds
1:35:34
were basically just asphalt and concrete
1:35:37
with metal sides on everything. And
1:35:40
so on hot summer days, you would actually just kind
1:35:42
of brand yourself on the hot metal if
1:35:45
you weren't falling on your knees and scraping them on
1:35:47
the asphalt. Yes. Even
1:35:49
the swings, you know, like the little rubber swings that
1:35:51
were black, you sit down, burn your ass right off.
1:35:55
Other than clack, clack. Do you remember anything else from when
1:35:57
you were a kid that would kill someone? Well,
1:36:00
I'm pretty sure they still exist but has anyone
1:36:02
ever been ridiculously injured on a seesaw cuz oh
1:36:05
my god I feel like that has sterilized and
1:36:07
made so many people unable to have children. Yes.
1:36:09
No, no, I'm one of them Yeah,
1:36:12
there's a bunch of seesaws down at
1:36:14
the seaport here in In
1:36:16
New York City and Alex and I got one on one one night, of
1:36:19
course, he got right off and I went What
1:36:22
are you doing you're a grown man you're doing this to be honest The
1:36:26
monkey bars were made of actual metal too and they
1:36:28
went up pretty high and you got to the top
1:36:30
of that thing and got For being you slipped and
1:36:32
fell you could have cracked your head And
1:36:36
you lose a tooth on the way down Like
1:36:40
it you sit on it and everyone sits on it
1:36:42
and it spins Well,
1:36:45
I flew off into the mud I was
1:36:48
filthy I didn't get hurt But my mom said
1:36:50
I was so upset because I was filthy and
1:36:52
I was so dirty had a go-go change my
1:36:54
clothes Thank God like
1:36:56
whatever whoever they are that government agency came
1:36:58
in to be to keep us safe from
1:37:00
these very dangerous Playgrounds
1:37:03
I've got a Hannah online once
1:37:05
Gary. Good morning, Hannah Good
1:37:08
morning. Yeah, well, welcome to the show So
1:37:10
you remember a toy that was probably a
1:37:13
little more dangerous than you should have been
1:37:15
playing with Yeah, so,
1:37:17
you know how every playground has that truck
1:37:19
tire that's either you know on a chain
1:37:21
link Thought for a swing or it's cut
1:37:24
in half for you to climb on top
1:37:26
of yes Well, we had the ones that
1:37:28
were cut in half and I climbed inside
1:37:30
it and got completely stuck and
1:37:33
the fire department had to come fourth grade
1:37:39
That was a very long recess I
1:37:41
can't imagine you must have been freaking out and they're
1:37:43
stuck in a tire Oh
1:37:45
my god, so I had a fear of
1:37:47
elevators in particular after that because of my
1:37:50
I don't know claustrophobia I don't think it's
1:37:52
quite followed me into adulthood, but I
1:37:54
feel lucky in that regard Wow All right. Well,
1:37:57
I'm glad you survived. Thanks for listening to it.
1:37:59
Yeah, stay out of times. I'll do
1:38:01
my best. Someone said,
1:38:03
uh, where'd
1:38:06
they go? Oh gosh, these texts are going by
1:38:08
so fast. Everyone's texting in. I
1:38:10
fell off a seesaw when I was five
1:38:12
years old. Brooke McCollabone. Oh damn. Oh, here's
1:38:14
one. I got 14 stitches in my face
1:38:16
from an old rusty seesaw at our neighborhood
1:38:18
playground. Oh my God. Come
1:38:21
on, daddy. Come over and give me a rusty seesaw.
1:38:23
Oh man. What about the slip and
1:38:25
slide in general? Like the slip and slide had no
1:38:27
kind of padding or anything. I mean, I know that
1:38:29
Froggy said he used to use garbage bags, but the
1:38:32
actual slip and slide was still like break a rib
1:38:34
city. Right. Yeah, Nate.
1:38:37
Line five. Oh, it's Craig. No, no, no, no, Peggy. Hello,
1:38:39
Peggy. Peggy's calling. Hi. Good. She's calling
1:38:41
about slip and slides. Yes, Peggy. Good
1:38:44
morning. The slip and slide is
1:38:46
the most dangerous thing. Why
1:38:48
would you let your kids run
1:38:50
and throw themselves on the ground and call
1:38:53
it fun and say, Oh yeah. And encourage
1:38:55
that. It's the most dangerous
1:38:57
thing ever. That's just got, you know,
1:38:59
like broken bones all over
1:39:02
it. Yeah. You know, the slip and slide, we
1:39:04
always had like a water park in our backyard.
1:39:06
It was a slip and slide and a water
1:39:08
wiggle. Remember water wiggles? Yeah. You hook
1:39:10
them up to the end of the garden
1:39:12
hose and it just wiggles around. It just beats people
1:39:15
upside the head. Yep. Yeah. Dane
1:39:18
Cook used to call slip and slide slip
1:39:20
and bleed. Yes. Breaking
1:39:22
tooth. So dangerous. A little
1:39:25
shout out to Dane Cook. It's true. All right,
1:39:27
Peggy. Enjoy your slip and slide this weekend. Listen
1:39:31
to Craig on line three. Craig, you played with
1:39:34
nunchucks and throwing stars when you were
1:39:36
a kid. Yeah, me too. Yeah, yes.
1:39:38
First of all, guys, you
1:39:40
guys are amazing. I love you guys to
1:39:42
death. Oh, thank you, man. Phenomenal. Thank you
1:39:44
for listening to us. Yeah. My
1:39:47
older brother thought he was like a ninja and
1:39:49
he used to go to the Chinese song by
1:39:51
these ninja stars and nunchucks and he used to
1:39:54
beat the crap out of us. I
1:39:58
got stabbed in the legs so many times by them. I
1:40:00
can't even tell you. Oh my gosh, I
1:40:02
had a friend growing up and his name
1:40:04
was actually Froggy, that's what we called him,
1:40:06
and he would collect all that stuff, he
1:40:08
would dress all in black with the mask
1:40:10
on, and he was the ninja in the
1:40:12
Bronx in the neighborhood. I know, but you can
1:40:14
kill people with those stars in
1:40:16
the throne just right. Hey, but wait, Craig, someone
1:40:18
just sent a text in, where is it? Oh,
1:40:22
oh god, trampolines, okay, don't even get
1:40:24
me started on trampolines. How
1:40:26
many times did you bounce off a trampoline? I
1:40:29
got bounced off a trampoline one time and I felt
1:40:31
like I hit a tree on my way down and I
1:40:33
had a little cut in the middle of my eyebrows, it
1:40:35
looked like I had a unibrow for like three weeks.
1:40:38
All right, Craig, thanks for listening to us, you tell your brother to
1:40:40
put his- Ah, thanks guys. Put his numb trucks away. You
1:40:44
guys have a great day. You too. You too. Absolutely.
1:40:46
So here we are living in a nice, safe world.
1:40:48
Oh, remember we used to play, you would break a
1:40:50
thermometer and play with a mercury? Oh,
1:40:52
yes. Yes! Oh my
1:40:55
god. Don't do that. I did that when my dad called the
1:40:57
fire department on me. Don't do that.
1:40:59
Mercury, very, very, very, very lethal.
1:41:02
What's scary? I feel like we don't learn our
1:41:04
lessons though because just a few years ago, they
1:41:06
came out with the hoverboard and how many people
1:41:09
broke their feet on that? Or just, I mean,
1:41:11
I know I tried it, I was on one
1:41:13
for 10 seconds, I'm right here at the station
1:41:15
and I'm like, I'm out, I'm done. All
1:41:17
right, so anyway, so growing up, it
1:41:20
was a little more dangerous back then, but we
1:41:22
survived, dammit. Yeah, it was so fun. With lots
1:41:24
of permanent scars. Don't we all have a
1:41:26
scar from childhood? Oh
1:41:29
my gosh, yes, my chin has like plenty.
1:41:31
Yeah, me too. But that was from the plastic surgeon.
1:41:34
No. All
1:41:36
right, I'm gonna bring up a delicate topic.
1:41:39
Oh. Are you that
1:41:41
friend? Hear
1:41:43
me out. We were at
1:41:45
this party last night, a big, huge, wonderful party
1:41:48
with lots of people we've known for years and
1:41:50
years. I mean, 500 people there and we're friends
1:41:52
with 485 of them. The
1:41:55
other 15, who cares? But there
1:41:57
was this one person there. Not gonna say who she
1:41:59
is. known her
1:42:01
for years, she's just the most
1:42:04
irritating person in the world. She
1:42:06
doesn't have a mean bone in her body. You know
1:42:08
what I'm saying? But everything
1:42:10
she does just irritates
1:42:12
you. Oh, that's awesome.
1:42:14
No, it's not awesome. That's
1:42:18
the person I want to hang out with. I
1:42:20
don't want to get into specifics or details, but
1:42:22
just everything she says, everything she does, you're like,
1:42:25
oh God, I wish I wasn't anywhere near you
1:42:27
right now. But you love her.
1:42:29
She has good intention. Sounds like
1:42:31
love. But I want to look
1:42:33
her in the eye and say, hey, do you know that
1:42:35
you are that person? And
1:42:38
I'll never do that because I'd be so rude. I imagine
1:42:40
she doesn't know that. Because if you knew and you keep
1:42:42
doing it, then you're just evil. I mean, the good thing
1:42:44
of this is Gandhi and I were not there last night,
1:42:46
so we knew you're not talking about us. Right. That's
1:42:49
good. Otherwise, I'm questioning.
1:42:51
Maybe you could be a runner up. I
1:42:54
guess if you're that person, you don't know you're
1:42:56
that person. I have a friend who
1:42:59
was giving someone a ride home one time
1:43:01
and they thought they had arrived at the
1:43:03
destination, pulled up. The woman got out of
1:43:05
her car and it was a grocery store.
1:43:07
She said, can you just wait while I go grocery shopping?
1:43:09
I know you've given me a ride home, but I got
1:43:11
to go to the grocery store. Went grocery shopping, came out,
1:43:14
then went to the liquor store next door, then got in
1:43:16
like, okay, you could take me home now. What?
1:43:19
But not realizing she was being just irritating.
1:43:21
How do you not realize? How do you not ask? Could
1:43:24
you mind if I go grocery shopping?
1:43:26
Are you that person? Straighten
1:43:30
eight. What? I
1:43:33
am not that person. I am far from that person.
1:43:35
We know you think you are. I didn't accuse you
1:43:37
of anything. I was going to ask you if you
1:43:39
knew anyone who was that kind of person. No, I
1:43:41
actually, maybe I am that person if I can't figure
1:43:44
out that person. Okay. I will
1:43:46
tell you there are things you do that are sort
1:43:48
of that personish. Like
1:43:51
you'll walk in and you'll look
1:43:53
at my hoodie I'm wearing. You'll
1:43:57
go, oh, you're wearing that today? Okay.
1:44:00
that occasionally. I didn't think it
1:44:02
was offensive. I was trying to be helpful. Like that
1:44:04
one time you were wearing that shirt that just did
1:44:06
not go with your pants. See,
1:44:09
okay, what he just said and how he said it, was
1:44:11
that like rude? Yeah.
1:44:14
Or you are that person. Or
1:44:16
over that time, your tie, the knot was too big. I'm
1:44:18
like, are you wearing that? You
1:44:20
are that person. You're
1:44:23
an a-hole. He's from California and
1:44:26
like you're a New Yorker. Like if you're gonna
1:44:28
insult somebody, it's like in your face and like,
1:44:30
it's just done. The way he does it with
1:44:32
that California thing, it's kind of, yeah. Yeah,
1:44:35
that, ugh. Yeah. It's
1:44:37
like too much sugar, but you're getting a cavity. Yeah.
1:44:40
Sorry. So I guess it's safe to say, as I said
1:44:42
before, if you are that person, you just don't know you're
1:44:44
that person. You're oblivious. The same
1:44:46
thing that makes you oblivious to the
1:44:48
rude things you say. You don't know you're saying rude
1:44:51
things or doing rude things. Unless you do them on
1:44:53
purpose, but most people hopefully don't do them. Did
1:44:55
you know that person? Yes, of course I know that
1:44:57
person. Do you know any others? I
1:44:59
have two people I'm thinking of right now. Okay, give me, you're
1:45:02
afraid to give an example because they could be a listener.
1:45:04
Yes, exactly. I can't, this
1:45:07
person always says negative things
1:45:09
constantly, but
1:45:12
doesn't realize they're saying them. And then later on
1:45:14
I'm like, well that made me feel bad. And
1:45:16
they're like, oh, I didn't mean it like that.
1:45:19
Oh. How did you mean it?
1:45:21
Yeah, like no. What's that scary? If
1:45:23
you know a person who's that person, you
1:45:25
gotta tell that person because that person would
1:45:27
then actually make an effort to stop
1:45:29
being that person. No, not always. I get torn.
1:45:32
One of my very best friends, I love her to
1:45:34
death. Every time she comes to see me, so I'll
1:45:36
give her a love for coming to see me, she
1:45:39
brings nothing with her. So we spend the entire weekend
1:45:41
of her being like, do you have moisturizer? Do you
1:45:43
have conditioner? Do you have pants I can wear? Do
1:45:45
you have this? I'm like, oh my God. Did you
1:45:47
bring anything as a single person? That person
1:45:49
feels. There
1:45:52
is someone else we know and we love,
1:45:54
but every time you go out with her
1:45:56
for dinner, she never offers to pay a
1:45:58
penny. Oh. She's that person. Ew.
1:46:01
Froggy, you know any people that are that person? I
1:46:03
do. I have people who, like Donnie said, they come
1:46:05
to your house and they never bring anything, so they
1:46:07
always expect you to have it. Or they'll say, oh,
1:46:09
I thought I left it here last time. I would
1:46:11
just use it again. I'm like, no, no, no, no.
1:46:13
Also don't. Oh my god. All the text messages coming
1:46:15
in, everyone has that kind of person in their life.
1:46:18
Yes. But you know what? You can't say
1:46:20
anything to them. No, no, no. That you just can't. Because
1:46:23
typically that person who
1:46:25
is just irritating as hell, they're
1:46:28
nice. Yeah. Yeah, they're not trying to. Which
1:46:30
makes it worse. Right. Because if they're nice, you don't
1:46:32
want to point it out. You don't
1:46:34
want to hurt their feelings. And sometimes overly nice
1:46:37
is irritating as hell too. You have to have a
1:46:39
little bitchy in you. I hate overly nice. It's terrible.
1:46:41
When people are overly nice, I'm like, there's something wrong
1:46:43
with you. Throw it away from me. Elvis,
1:46:45
what do you do if it's one of these
1:46:47
people is one of your parents? What do you
1:46:49
do? Oh. Oh. Oh. No. What
1:46:52
are you saying, Froggy? That's not nice. I'm just
1:46:54
saying that. I'm not saying it to me. I'm
1:46:56
saying that what if one of these people is
1:46:58
one of your parents? Then what do you do?
1:47:01
You can't do anything. There's nothing you can do. It's your parent.
1:47:03
Does your mom always forget her stuff when she
1:47:06
stands up? No, no, no. It's not my mom. It's not my mom. Hello.
1:47:10
Is this T-shirt? Yes,
1:47:12
it is. Hi. How are you? I'm OK. I'm
1:47:14
OK. So are you that person
1:47:17
who lets the irritating friend take
1:47:19
advantage of her? Yeah,
1:47:22
like all the time, really? You don't say
1:47:24
no. So give us
1:47:26
an example. OK. So
1:47:28
I had a friend who flew to, I think it
1:47:31
was Tennessee, and she had to come back early after
1:47:33
my trip. And so instead of flying
1:47:35
back into Philadelphia where she left her car, she flew
1:47:37
back into Newark. But then I got to go pick
1:47:39
up her car from Philly at 3 in the morning.
1:47:42
So you had to pick someone up at 3 in the
1:47:44
morning at the airport? No, her car.
1:47:47
I mean, like, you know, she
1:47:49
flew in with different airports. And her car was stuck at the
1:47:51
other airport. So I had to go get her car. How
1:47:53
nice of you. And you said yes. That's
1:47:56
crazy. So OK. The
1:47:58
positive here is you're all right. Hold on,
1:48:00
hold on, hold on. Pull yourself together. The
1:48:03
positive here is you're a good friend. Yeah.
1:48:06
All right, so you've done nothing wrong, but
1:48:08
the fact that your friend asked you to
1:48:10
do that, she's irritating. Yes,
1:48:12
do you know what? I can top
1:48:15
that. We had a friend years ago
1:48:17
where we said, hey, fly in any
1:48:19
time. She calls and says, hey, I'm
1:48:21
coming in on Christmas day. Oh,
1:48:23
yeah. I'm like, you what? We
1:48:26
had to leave our family on Christmas day,
1:48:28
not only leave our family, but in a
1:48:30
snowstorm. Goodbye. Go pick her up, and then
1:48:32
they diverted her plane to a different airport.
1:48:34
So we needed to go and pick her
1:48:36
up at a different airport. No, no. I
1:48:39
was like, who flies in on Christmas day? I know. I
1:48:41
can do it because you love them. Right, we picked
1:48:44
her up. You know what? Because we love
1:48:46
her. I know you love because you love her, but
1:48:48
sometimes you gotta love yourself a little more. I know.
1:48:50
I'm like, no, no. I
1:48:52
love myself because it's who I am. I know,
1:48:54
I know, I know. You're a good person. That's
1:48:56
why I love myself. Come
1:48:58
pick me up at the airport at 3 AM. I gotta go. Oh,
1:49:00
god. Which airport? I don't know. See, stop
1:49:03
it. Pull yourself together like I said. Thank
1:49:05
you, Tisha. Here's
1:49:07
Jacqueline. How you doing, Jacqueline? I'm
1:49:09
good. How are you guys? I'm doing OK. So
1:49:12
I know you don't want to admit it, but
1:49:14
your mom is that irritating friend. I mean, how
1:49:16
irritating is she? What has she done? Oh,
1:49:19
what has she done? Well, I have two beautiful
1:49:21
children. And when I
1:49:23
was finished having kids, she specifically asked me, so
1:49:25
are you done with the kids now? I
1:49:28
said, yeah, I'm done. And she goes, well, then I think
1:49:30
it's time for me to start working out. Oh,
1:49:33
my god. Go away.
1:49:35
Oh, my god. The
1:49:38
people who say and do the most irritating things.
1:49:40
But like I said before, if they don't know,
1:49:42
they're doing it. God bless them. It's bed bedside
1:49:45
manner. What's that? It's just like bed
1:49:47
bedside manner. Yeah, please. All right, Jacqueline. Good
1:49:49
luck with your mom. Sorry about that. Thanks,
1:49:51
guys. Remember mom? Oh, wait.
1:49:53
I love you, mom. To death, you know that? But
1:49:56
do you remember when, back in the day,
1:49:58
I couldn't afford really anything? when I first
1:50:00
started working here. And so we were doing one of
1:50:02
our big concerts and I picked something out of my
1:50:04
closet and I wore it on the stage and my
1:50:06
mom happened to be at the concert and she says
1:50:08
to me after, hey, next
1:50:10
time I'll give you money so you can
1:50:13
get something better to wear on stage. My
1:50:15
heart, my heart. Can't you think before you say that?
1:50:17
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1:50:56
say good morning to our friend Carlos. Hi
1:50:58
Carlos. Hello. Hi, how are you?
1:51:00
We're doing well, we're doing well. You know what, I was really,
1:51:03
really putting a lot of thought into the text you sent
1:51:05
me a couple of days ago. And I'm so happy we
1:51:07
could get you on the phone to talk about it. Do
1:51:10
you wanna remind everyone what your question for me was on
1:51:12
the text? Yeah,
1:51:15
my question was, you do know
1:51:17
the potential to be born again and
1:51:20
you can tell what you wanna be. Won't
1:51:22
you be born as gay men again or
1:51:25
come back as straight? Okay. You're
1:51:27
gonna leave the exact same life. Okay, so the
1:51:29
good question, and by the way, I don't know
1:51:32
if you understood it because the phone's kinda messed
1:51:34
up, Carlos. The question was if you could be
1:51:36
born again and choose what to be
1:51:38
gay or straight, would you come back as a
1:51:40
straight guy instead, knowing everything that you went through
1:51:42
in your life, good or bad? Is that basic?
1:51:44
That's what you asked originally, right? Yeah.
1:51:47
Can you hear me better now? Oh, no I can. Oh. Now
1:51:50
you sound crystal clear. He's not underwater anymore. Yeah. This
1:51:52
is an interesting question. May I ask from which point of
1:51:55
view are you coming from? Are you a gay or straight
1:51:57
man? I'm a straight man.
1:51:59
Okay. And so you ask this
1:52:01
question and I find it a very deep question. And
1:52:03
as a matter of fact, I don't
1:52:05
want this to turn into a conversation that upsets
1:52:08
people or makes people uncomfortable because a lot of
1:52:10
people maybe aren't understanding. But
1:52:12
look, I love having conversations like this.
1:52:14
I think it's fabulous. So
1:52:16
that's what I told Nate that I
1:52:19
didn't want to sound as if I'm
1:52:21
insulting anybody. Not at all. Nice.
1:52:23
No, no, I love questions that make us think. And I'm going
1:52:25
to get into this right now. Listen, thank you for listening to
1:52:27
us, Carlos. We're going to jump into it right now. Thanks to
1:52:29
you. All right. All right. Go
1:52:32
have a great day and listen to it. All right. So
1:52:34
the question was, if I can do it again, knowing what
1:52:36
I've been through as a gay boy, then
1:52:38
gay man, would I do it again? Uh,
1:52:41
look, it's a difficult question to answer
1:52:43
because it's not possible. So, you know, I, you
1:52:46
know me and it's like, well, it's not possible. So why
1:52:48
would I even answer that question? Uh,
1:52:51
I fortunately, through
1:52:53
growing up and knowing I was gay at
1:52:55
a very young age, I really had nothing
1:52:58
to complain about as far as how people treated
1:53:00
me. Uh, I
1:53:02
had just very little harassment in
1:53:05
high school, very little. Um,
1:53:07
and I, I grew up
1:53:09
a gay boy and turned into a gay man with
1:53:12
little or no problems at all. I was one of
1:53:14
the lucky ones. I didn't know for a fact, through
1:53:16
many people I've mentored and many people I've talked to,
1:53:19
people have come to me for advice. They
1:53:21
have been through hell and continue to go through hell.
1:53:23
Yeah. Okay. Uh,
1:53:25
and also being a gay guy and
1:53:27
growing up and seeing the condition and
1:53:29
what people go through has helped me
1:53:31
better understand people of different races, people
1:53:34
from different backgrounds. And, and
1:53:37
to me, that has been quite the advantage.
1:53:39
I love that. I love that
1:53:41
I have being a gay man. I don't know if
1:53:43
I, if I can really make a true connection here.
1:53:46
I am more sensitive to, to my
1:53:48
women friends and what they're going through in
1:53:50
life. And I have a side of me
1:53:52
that is definitely leaning to the, toward the
1:53:54
feminine and I can understand women
1:53:57
better than I think a lot of other guys, gay
1:53:59
or straight. I don't know why, but I just
1:54:01
do. With that
1:54:03
said, I would happily come back as
1:54:06
a gay man. You
1:54:10
know, if I had to check a mark, like, okay, new life, what do you want, gay
1:54:12
or straight, go. I'm like, okay. It's
1:54:15
because you know what, it's all I know. I'm just,
1:54:17
I know I'm being too realistic for
1:54:19
what could be a fun conversation. No, I
1:54:22
think it's important though. And
1:54:24
I mean, on the counter of that, if I were to be
1:54:26
able to pick what I came back as, I
1:54:29
think I would come back as something completely different. Because
1:54:31
I know what this is like. I know it's what it's like
1:54:33
to be a brown female in this world. I would maybe want
1:54:36
to experience what it'd be like to be something else. And
1:54:39
it's not that I don't like being brown or being a
1:54:41
female. I love it. But I just want to see, you know,
1:54:43
from like you said, you get a different perspective on life based
1:54:45
on how you come into this world. I would like
1:54:47
to see something different. You know what makes
1:54:50
me really upset is if I hear, and I've heard gay people say,
1:54:56
I've definitely heard of recent days, and
1:54:58
in recent days, transgender people
1:55:00
say, if I could do it
1:55:02
again, I would not choose this life. And
1:55:05
that breaks my heart. Right. It breaks my
1:55:07
heart because they are living in a
1:55:09
life that is just really rough
1:55:12
for them. To be able
1:55:14
to look yourself in the mirror and say, basically, I don't
1:55:16
like who you are. That makes me
1:55:18
sad. It makes me, I just want to cry.
1:55:20
It makes me very sad that anyone, no
1:55:23
matter what you're going through in
1:55:25
life, let's say you are blessed
1:55:27
with beautiful kids, but you don't
1:55:29
want kids, you know, whatever your
1:55:32
challenge is to look at yourself and say, I wish
1:55:34
I could have a redo. That
1:55:36
makes me so sad. It makes me sad.
1:55:39
Yeah. So, gosh, Carlos,
1:55:42
you know, yeah, I'll come back
1:55:44
as a gay guy. You
1:55:46
know, sure. Yay, no regrets. I
1:55:48
like that. I don't ever regret. I'm going to come back as
1:55:50
a caterpillar. Because then I become a
1:55:53
butterfly. And you can own more shoes. That's right. I
1:55:55
could. I
1:55:57
never thought of that part. You're good. It
1:56:00
would take longer to tie all your
1:56:02
shoelaces. Yeah, a four-day
1:56:04
lifespan. But I
1:56:06
don't know. What do you see on the text messages? I don't want
1:56:08
to offend anyone today, and I just... This is
1:56:10
one of those things... It's actually a great conversation
1:56:13
to have with a friend who is able
1:56:15
to have an adult conversation. Yeah. We
1:56:17
have some very poignant text messages that agree with
1:56:19
you, that want to come back. One man said,
1:56:21
He's a straight man, he'd like to come back
1:56:23
as a lesbian. Okay. Yeah.
1:56:26
I get it. That's not... Yeah.
1:56:28
Very funny. That would be such
1:56:30
a froggy answer. This is my
1:56:32
favorite text. I'm a gay man, and I always
1:56:34
have this conversation with my friends. I
1:56:36
would most certainly come back as a straight female, so
1:56:38
I could have sex with all the hot
1:56:41
straight boys. Everyone's motives are very self-hat. Okay,
1:56:43
so if you want to turn it into
1:56:45
the fun conversation, I'm with
1:56:47
you. I'm that. But
1:56:49
I don't know, you know, I
1:56:51
know... Ask me, do I want to do
1:56:53
something different than I'm doing now? No, I love my life. Even
1:56:58
the hardships, and I have very few,
1:57:00
you know, I'm very, very, very blessed. And I'm
1:57:02
so grateful for the life I have. I don't
1:57:04
want to change it. What, Scary? For
1:57:07
me, I'd come back straighter than I am right
1:57:09
now. I would actually be more assertive. I
1:57:12
would do things differently. You know what? So
1:57:14
you just said that being straight is
1:57:16
meaning you're more assertive? No, no, no.
1:57:19
That's exactly what you just said. You
1:57:21
know the kind of person I am. I've
1:57:23
always been kind of like a background guy
1:57:25
who just takes everything on the doormat. You
1:57:28
know, yeah, no, no, sir. So you're saying if you were
1:57:31
more straight, you wouldn't be the doormat. That's what you just
1:57:33
said, basically. I would be as sensitive as I am today,
1:57:35
but maybe I would do things a little differently. I'd rethink
1:57:37
my life a little bit. I'd be like, you know what?
1:57:39
If you were straighter, meaning you're gay? I was... I
1:57:42
don't understand what you... Does anyone understand what he's saying?
1:57:45
I do. Walk away, Scary. Walk away. What
1:57:47
does he say? Exactly. I think what he
1:57:50
meant to say was he would like to come back
1:57:52
more of an alpha than he is currently. But instead,
1:57:54
he said something stupid. I
1:57:56
was such a good guy. You were touching him. Oh, okay. To get our
1:57:58
attention. Stupid to get our
1:58:00
attention. Yes. Wow. Okay.
1:58:04
So for you, a redo is a gay or straight thing. You
1:58:06
would be more of an alpha male. It has nothing
1:58:08
to do with being gay or straight. Because I'm a
1:58:10
beta guy. How are you? I love
1:58:12
you, Scary. Scary's
1:58:15
like, if I could come back, I would come back smarter. I'm
1:58:18
an extroverted beta. Okay. Okay,
1:58:21
so we're changing this from gay
1:58:24
versus straight to like changing something
1:58:26
else, like the color of your skin or changing the
1:58:29
color of your hair or your... Yeah. Okay.
1:58:32
You really probably should go sit in the corner. You
1:58:34
still want to be Italian? Okay.
1:58:37
Okay. On behalf of Italians, do you
1:58:39
want him anymore? Not really. I'm
1:58:41
giving him back. I got to say, I... Should I
1:58:43
trade him? I kind of... I wonder... I
1:58:46
do wonder what it would be like to be a lesbian. Okay. Like,
1:58:48
you know, like sometimes I wonder if I
1:58:51
would have gone that way at one
1:58:54
point. But let's talk about that. Okay. It's
1:58:57
okay. People go through phases, but phases aren't
1:58:59
the same thing. No, no, no, no, no. But I mean, I don't
1:59:01
know. I don't know. You know, because
1:59:03
you think about, like you said, you know what it's like being
1:59:05
what you are. Right. Would
1:59:08
you want to try something different? But if you
1:59:10
don't remember what you used to
1:59:12
be, then what's... You know what I mean? That's
1:59:14
right. That's the stuff. It's one
1:59:16
of those conversations that really has no... Right. But
1:59:18
okay. If you wonder what life would
1:59:20
have been like as a lesbian, look at it in a
1:59:22
deeper sense. Well, okay. You're
1:59:25
talking about having... You're
1:59:28
forming romantic relationships with
1:59:30
another woman. Right. Now,
1:59:32
what you know about women versus men,
1:59:35
you do see the different dynamic possibly.
1:59:37
Yeah. Because women and men
1:59:39
are different as far as in many regards. And I know
1:59:41
how I am that time of the month, so I don't
1:59:43
know if I would want to put up with another woman.
1:59:45
Okay. I've got
1:59:48
to take a lot of things into consideration here. Keep
1:59:51
in mind, we are also under the assumption
1:59:53
that you are born this way. Yeah. And
1:59:56
so, I don't know. I don't know. Producer
1:59:58
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2:00:02
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2:00:04
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2:00:07
it's a really like sexual action thing You know
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what I mean? It's checked about constantly and I
2:00:11
find them mysterious and beautiful and I love them
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Producer Sam who said in passing
2:01:48
I love Werther's originals Well,
2:01:50
yeah, it's it's stemmed from dumb little
2:01:53
candies those grandma candy a great It
2:01:56
stemmed from the fact that she's now
2:01:58
an ant, right? and she's Auntie
2:02:01
Sam and William is Uncle Bill.
2:02:03
And I'm like, you really
2:02:05
couldn't have two older sounding names
2:02:07
as aunt and uncle. Like now you need
2:02:10
to walk around with hard candy. And she
2:02:12
goes, to be honest, I love Werther's original.
2:02:15
And I'm like, I love them as well. Of
2:02:18
course you do. See, you like
2:02:21
the hard ones? They have the
2:02:23
soft chewy caramels than Werther's ones.
2:02:25
They do. See, I've never put
2:02:27
one in my mouth, to be honest. But see,
2:02:31
I get crap when I admit that I like
2:02:34
Fig Newtons. Now,
2:02:39
why is she, you're laughing. Why are you laughing at
2:02:41
me? I like Fig Newtons. Werther's
2:02:43
original is like a little hard candy. A Fig
2:02:45
Newton, that's an investment in time and energy. It's
2:02:47
one of those things you eat and people go,
2:02:52
oh, that's something your great grandmother would eat.
2:02:54
She has it in her pocket with her handkerchief. You
2:02:58
want a Fig Newton little kid? I
2:03:01
like Fig Newtons. I like the texture of the
2:03:03
cakey outer part. I like the taste of the
2:03:05
fig. And I like the fact that it feels
2:03:08
like you're eating a little ant. Oh no. You
2:03:10
know what I'm talking about? You know what I'm talking about, right? Yes.
2:03:14
I love figs. Is
2:03:16
that bad? No, if it makes you happy,
2:03:18
it makes you happy. Eat those Fig Newtons. Well,
2:03:20
what old thing do you eat? But you
2:03:23
feel ashamed. I mean, you feel
2:03:25
ashamed. Well, people try to shame you. I
2:03:28
don't know. Don't let them. Melba Toast.
2:03:30
Melba Toast. I love Melba Toast. Not only
2:03:33
a great drag name, but
2:03:35
Melba Toast is so crunchy and you
2:03:37
can put almost anything on it and
2:03:39
it doesn't fall apart, right, Gary? Oh
2:03:41
good, it's excellent. And it goes with
2:03:43
everything. Everything you just said. And butter,
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cream cheese, jellies, jams, preserves. I love
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it all. Okay, there you go. All
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right. Do you guys remember Sen Sen? No.
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No. I think it was in
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packet of like little tiny little breath mints. I
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don't even know what their breath mints, but I think they've
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got like a black licorice flavor. Oh,
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I don't know. I don't know, but I used
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to buy those things. I always thought
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butter pecan ice cream was solely for,
2:04:10
you know, like 80 plus. Old people.
2:04:12
Yeah. Try it. Not
2:04:15
too bad. Yeah. It's not the worst.
2:04:17
It's not the worst. And black licorice, black licorice. Oh,
2:04:19
God see, I can't do this. Bullshit. Bullshit.
2:04:21
Bullshit. And old people. You lost
2:04:23
me on that one. Sorry. Anyway, I
2:04:25
guess the bottom line here is, whatever you wanna
2:04:27
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2:04:29
if someone gives you hell, because you're not, it's
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they're called, gummies. I
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still like to roll up the Mary Jane. There
2:05:01
you go. There you go. Call
2:05:05
me old fashioned. Does anyone smoke
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pot anymore? Is that really a thing of the
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past? Oh no, people still definitely smoke
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pot. All right. I just don't, I mean, I do it,
2:05:13
you know me, I do it like once, you know, every
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six months, but that's all I can handle. I
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think the rise of the gummies and the dabs
2:05:20
have definitely changed it, but people still roll joints
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all day long. Okay. Yeah. Just
2:05:24
making sure. Yeah, hot, yeah. Yeah.
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think the rise of the gummies and the dabs have
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It's not the worst. And black licorice,
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black licorice. Oh, gosh, I can't do this. Oh, you're
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or participate in, if someone gives you hell because
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the hell are you? Remember when I
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lost all the weight I used to wear like
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skinny jeans? Yeah. Everyone's like, come on, grandpa. Take
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they want to get a little buzz going,
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they do some CBD,
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2:08:40
or whatever they're called, gummies. I
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still like to roll up the Mary Jane. There
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you go. Call
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me old fashioned. Does anyone smoke
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pot anymore? Is that really a thing of
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the past? Oh, no. People still definitely smoke
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pot. All right. I just don't ... I mean, I
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think the rise of the gummies and the dabs
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have definitely changed it, but people still roll joints
2:09:05
all day. Okay. Yeah. Just
2:09:08
making sure. I heard from friends. From friends. Yeah.
2:09:12
Yeah. Elvis Duran and The Morning Show. All
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right. Show's done. We'll
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say peace out, everybody. Peace out,
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2:09:30
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shortcut to barista quality beverages at home. No
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mess, no hassle. Just skip that line
2:09:37
and flex your at-home barista skills. Whether you
2:09:39
like a little foam or a lot, enhance
2:09:41
your coffee or maybe it's tea or soda.
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So many drink options. They taste amazing with
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coffee.
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