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Scotty B has something. What's that Scotty? So I

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was in the shower and I was trying

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to get the radio to come on my Bluetooth radio

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that I have suctioned to the Wall in my shower

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and I pushed the button. I don't know what happened all of a

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sudden I hear hello I'm like what oh

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my god, and I just I just turned it off

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I had no idea what was going on somehow. I

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called our assistant program director while I was

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in the shower I don't understand like

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my mom always like oh, I butt dialed. I don't understand

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how these things. How did that even happen? Have

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you ever called somebody that? We

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talk about to the way you Bluetooth a call

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yeah I was just putting the radio on on

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the blue my Bluetooth speaker, and I hear a

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ring and then there was no button for Calling

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anyone I can't see anything plus my phone's

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not even there. It makes no sense It's

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basically a Bluetooth speakers all it is yeah, but I mean

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you Bluetooth to your phone But my phone wasn't even in

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the bathroom. Are you sure you didn't say

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call Kara? No? Why would I call from

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the shower? I don't know you're kind

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of weird. Yeah, you're the one making the call I

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just I don't know weird who was more weird than

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Scotty B and coaster boy Josh who was

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in there pitching Scotty's nipples, and we caught

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him in the act I'm

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in reminded, but it's kind of a weird. They're

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so quicky. They pop out of his shirt. You

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just want to squeeze them Alert

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yeah ready ready to ride nip alert But you

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just walked into his suit it takes effort to

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get in there It's two doors you have to

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go through and then you go in and you

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just say you see nipples and they're perky and

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you Pinch them I gave them a hug Well

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we were talking about something and he's like well.

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You're not very masculine, and then he just pinched

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my nipple What

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you pinched nipples to Daniel You

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know You're

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always grabbing stuff I grabbed stuff I didn't grab

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your stuff you always touch my stomach and say

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Josh, last time I saw you. That's

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because he's showing everybody. You pinched my nipple

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too. You pinched nipples. I'm a big nipple

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twister guy. Purple nurple? You're a purple nurple

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guy? Like, gosh, stay away. It's a good

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icebreaker. Is it? Thank God. With people you

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know, right? Walking through the hall, just, hey,

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I'm going to twist your nipple because everyone

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laughed. You know, like, okay, you know,

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you actually twist, you just kind of do it, and you

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keep them honest, let them know you're there. Let them know

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you could have done it a little bit more. What do

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you think you keep holding on? What's so sad is, what's

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so sad is no one being honest here is against it.

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I think we're all for it. What about when

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we can pinched nipples? You used to give wet willies when

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you were a kid. You know, like, you look at your

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finger and you go, ahh, wet, wet, wet. You

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just lit your finger. Why the demonstrate for

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people? That finger has been touching the buttons

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and no one cleans it here. I lift

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my finger and I stuck it in my

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own ear. I actively give Andrew wet willies.

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Something I do that is just Josh exclusive,

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especially when Andrew used to live with me,

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I call it fish hands. After

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you get done washing your hands in the

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bathroom, you walk out and your hands are still moist, and

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I'll just walk up to Andrew and, like, rub his cheek

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with my hands. That's

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awesome. I'm going

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to start doing that. That's a

5:11

Josh exclusive, but I'm going to borrow that from the table

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of Josh. And what was a purple nurple? Similar

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to a bruised nipple, right? Similar to a titty

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twister. Oh, okay. Hey,

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Josh says he has to leave because he has to catch a

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flight. What a busy day you've had. But we're working tomorrow. No,

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remember, you guys granted me the day off to go with Andrew

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to see Lana Del Rey. Oh, that's right. That's

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now? That's the hour. You're going to see her

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in Boston tonight? That's so exciting. Wait, are those

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the tickets I got for Andrew? Yes, they are.

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I'm the nicest boss ever. Fenway Park. You

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got good seats? Yeah, her first ever, like,

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stadium show ever. Now, are you spending the

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night or just going up for the show

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and driving back? What are you

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doing? Spending one night there, one night only. Are

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you going to pinch his nipples all night? We're

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sharing a room, so you never know what might

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happen. Give Andrew the old fish hand. Show

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us tomorrow. I want to introduce some nuggies.

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The shows tonight though, I think. Yeah, nuggies.

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I always do nuggies. The shows tonight, right?

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Yeah. I used to come home from the

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gym, take my underwear off and throw them

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at you. Ew. Oh,

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my. Another Josh exclusive. Wow, I'm

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going to borrow that one too. Hey,

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how are we on the summertime hours five

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minute clock? We're not quite there yet. What's

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worse, Josh or Greg T. putting his balls

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in Scary's face when they were roommates? Oh,

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remember that? He did some nasty things to me. He

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also stirred a Scary salad with his weenie. He did.

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Speaking of balls and things, I don't know if

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you noticed, but you remember last week I bitched

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about the soap dispensers because they refill it with

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other things. Now I don't know if you

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noticed, but they're white now with an iHeart logo on it.

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Now you can't even see what's in it. Yeah, yeah. And

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the soap that comes out of there looks suspicious. A Josh

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exclusive for that one too. I think we were just trying

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to make it look nicer in the bath. Hey,

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where did iHeart start moving

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away from radio and starting to

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make soap dispensers? We've

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got to spend our money somewhere. It's actually really,

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it looks kind of cool. If

7:03

I was using glass, I didn't know it. We

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have such a diverse company. How

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are we on the five minute? Now we're at 5.20. We're

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