0:00

Sound this is my level?

0:02

Is it your level?

0:04

This is why I'm looking at them at the dial and

0:06

the red is peaking at the right spot,

0:08

So sound this will be my

0:11

level for today's podcast.

0:14

Is this really gonna be your level? Or are you just saying

0:16

this to mock me.

0:17

No, I'm just I'm getting my levels right. Let

0:19

me let me make sure that the sound pad is

0:21

at the right level.

0:23

Woo tank forever, wu tang forever.

0:26

It is, it says, it's always, it's

0:28

infinite.

0:28

I think you've grown to like the sound pad, haven't

0:30

you.

0:31

No, fuck

0:36

your sound machine.

0:37

Your sound effects machine. By the way,

0:40

Donald, I've never been a guy who did legs

0:42

at the gym, and I've

0:44

always been the guy who skipped legg day. I'm

0:47

walking around with sorera quads

0:50

all the time.

0:50

Now.

0:51

Don't you like it?

0:52

But I like it.

0:52

I feel proud of myself.

0:54

It feels good.

0:54

But you know that point where you like, come on from the gym,

0:57

or you went on a giant hike and then you walking

0:59

up your stairs at home and you're like, wow, look,

1:02

but you're like kind of smiling.

1:04

Yeah, because you like it.

1:05

That's how I feel. That's that good feeling.

1:07

Yeah, I'm proud, but it should

1:10

be as you should be good for you are

1:14

I'm well, how are you?

1:15

Man? This gloomy today? Man?

1:17

And it is like La gets a little

1:19

crazy when the sun's not out.

1:21

Yeah, man, people get sad and ship

1:24

look outside. Yeah,

1:27

it's like a it's like a Josh

1:29

Rayden song outside right now.

1:31

He's living in my guest house right now. I

1:34

should have him come over and sing winter.

1:36

Yeah.

1:39

I remember the.

1:40

Sound off

1:42

You're November Downtown, down

1:46

down, it's

1:49

great. And you know, a lot of people live where it's gray,

1:51

and we grew up where it gets gray in the Winner,

1:53

but we did a lot of

1:55

people gravitate towards sunny

1:57

places because they feel better

2:00

in their mental health where the sun

2:02

is out. And I'm one of those people. So

2:05

when it does get gray, it's a little bit like

2:08

what the hell's this?

2:09

It turned into like a melancholic emotional

2:13

song.

2:14

I just want to get under a weighted blanket and

2:17

light a candle.

2:18

Maybe this is some shad day, have some.

2:20

Soup, cherish the day.

2:23

Well, catch me.

2:24

Run And by the way, there's a new

2:26

doc on Netflix. I know you don't watch things

2:29

that aren't Star Wars. But it's

2:31

about the making of We Are the World,

2:33

and I think you'll really like it.

2:35

You hadden me up until you said we are the

2:37

World. It's about the making of I thought

2:39

you were going to say Star Wars, but

2:42

then you said we are the World.

2:45

It has it's all interviewed like Lionel

2:47

Richie is like the main interview. I didn't know that he

2:49

wrote it with Michael Jackson. I always thought.

2:51

Michael Jackson Quincy

2:54

Jones, Rincy.

2:55

Jones did the orchestrations and the production,

2:57

but it was written the song was written by

3:00

and Michael. I didn't know that.

3:02

Mm hmm.

3:03

And Lionel does. There's lots of interviews,

3:05

but Lionel is the main interview, and he kind of tells

3:07

you, walks you through the whole story, how they

3:09

did it overnight after the American

3:12

Music Awards, you know all this.

3:14

Yeah, of course, does he talk about

3:16

does he talk about how mad Michael Jackson

3:18

was getting at somebody.

3:20

And they cut around that.

3:21

They cut around that because I know there's these really funny

3:23

gifts and memes of Michael Jackson giving

3:25

people the side when they're singing his song.

3:28

And they're fucking it up.

3:29

Yeah, but it's

3:31

really amazing, man, I really audience

3:33

watched this. It's a new doc on Netflix. Joel,

3:35

will you get the title? I forgot what it's called, but it's it's

3:38

really worth your time and it's pretty

3:40

amazing story about how they did

3:43

this and in one night made the song.

3:45

My favorite part about that whole thing is when

3:48

Michael Jackson is like, I got an idea

3:50

for the hook, so we gonna

3:52

go we aut of World,

3:55

Sharla, we art

3:57

at you Trent Sharing,

4:00

and everybody's like, nah, nigga, that's

4:03

in there, but I know it's

4:05

sitting there. But that you know.

4:07

What happened was when you watch the doc Okay,

4:09

Stevie Wonder decided there should be

4:12

I believe this is. It was Swahili in the song

4:14

because it was about raising money for food

4:16

in Africa, and they

4:19

started, he started, they started

4:21

try and figure out some Swahili lyrics and

4:24

a lot of the artists were like, I'm not gonna

4:26

be able to sing in Swahili. And

4:29

the problem was that it's called the Greatest night in

4:31

pop thank you. And then

4:33

but the problem was everyone's like, oh

4:36

no, you see Quincy Jones freaking out and

4:38

Lon Richie, who was kind of like loner. Richie's job

4:40

on the night of was to like keep all

4:42

the stars happy and like making jokes and like

4:45

and when people start bugging out because they're not gonna be

4:47

able to sing Swahili, and everyone respected

4:49

Stevie so much. No one was gonna, like, you know,

4:51

say no to Stevie. But everyone's like, we gotta get Stevie off

4:53

this Swahili thing because people are bugging

4:55

out. And

4:58

so then Michael Jackson will like, how about if it's

5:00

just something that's not necessarily

5:03

Swahili, but it's something that everyone can sing, that

5:05

that that's that's that, and he came up with

5:07

that. First

5:09

of all, one of the most amazing things is Michael Jackson's

5:12

voice is so incredible,

5:15

and when everyone else is singing, you're obviously

5:18

my experience in watching The Doctor is when everyone else is singing,

5:20

you're like, wow, everyone has said a unique thing.

5:22

Whether you're Huey Lewis or Cyndey Lauer or Bob

5:25

Dylan or Springsteen, everyone has their

5:27

unique sound. They're all amazing. But

5:29

then you hear Michael Jackson singing, You're like, wow,

5:31

I kind of want to just hear him sing the whole thing. His

5:34

voice is so incredible.

5:37

He could sing his butt off. Man. When

5:39

you listen to it now now you appreciate

5:42

it now that he's gone, But you

5:44

listen to him now, it's like, Wow, Man

5:46

in the Mirror, And

5:48

there's that moment in Man in the Mira where it's like,

5:51

I gotta make that change today,

5:54

and he is so in the pocket

5:56

for that, you know, minute and a half

5:58

of you know, him calling and

6:01

freaking the chorus

6:04

calling back to him and everything. Make

6:07

that change. Man.

6:10

The man

6:11

who Richie said he didn't do

6:14

any instruments, which I guess I knew

6:16

in the back of my mind, but not in the forefront.

6:18

And so he said he would have all these cassette

6:20

tapes of just him

6:23

humming, singing, going like and

6:27

like and doing all of the basically

6:29

parts, but just vocalizing it, and then

6:31

musicians would then take that and write the music.

6:33

Isn't that crowd?

6:34

Yeah, he's fucking There's a doc that's

6:37

out right now on Michael Jackson

6:39

as well that where it's like, you

6:42

know, it's there's a bunch of them out.

6:44

We just got into it recently because the kids

6:47

somehow found it. Smooth criminal,

6:49

man, that that's all it takes, is smooth

6:51

criminal, and then you're

6:54

hooked. And so now the kids are freaking

6:57

although this is hilarious. Okay,

6:59

So because Mike's face changed so much

7:01

as he got older and stuff like that, wild

7:04

is like having nightmares

7:06

about the motherfucking out right, She said, yeah,

7:08

like straight up nightmares, like straight

7:10

up like Michael Jackson's in

7:12

my closet and me

7:17

and Casey will laughing our asses off,

7:20

like because.

7:20

That was because of his plastic surgery.

7:23

Yeah, well yeah, man, and also Thriller

7:25

and his face changed and

7:27

all that ship. But all I can think of is

7:30

Michael Jackson in the closet

7:32

with the side face look it up

7:35

through shadow and

7:41

while the running out of her room

7:44

like it scares her, dude, it really really

7:46

does.

7:46

Well, maybe don't shore it Thriller.

7:48

She's seen it all now because she wants

7:50

to listen to it. She just girl walks around her

7:53

and Rocco, you can hit bats.

7:55

You've been struck bots a smooth

7:58

women dancing doing

8:00

video game. They're not draggers either, By the way,

8:03

your.

8:03

Kids, there was a video game, right I

8:06

play. I feel like I played that mic I

8:09

had.

8:09

That Yeah on Sega Genesis.

8:12

Wait Wilder can moonwalk?

8:14

Yeah? Wow, she's

8:16

not a dragger either.

8:18

So audience, Donald is very

8:20

good at moonwalking and I'm

8:24

I'm a bee and he

8:27

makes fun of me for not doing it as smoothly

8:29

as he does it. That's all I'll

8:32

say for now, Shna.

8:35

We are to children charlinga

8:39

watch that I just wish I could force you to watch

8:41

it sometimes. Well, audience, you'll you'll watch

8:43

it please because it's very entertaining

8:45

and it's just a great story. It's a great story

8:48

how they pulled it all together, and such

8:50

a cool story about how long Richie and Michael Jackson

8:53

just wrote this song together. They had never written together.

8:56

And some of the funniest parts of the documentary

8:58

are Lownrichie talking about hanging

9:00

out in Michael's house and being like, what is going

9:03

on in the kitchen? Who's screaming at each other? And

9:05

Michael's like, Oh, that's that's

9:07

my bird and my dog. They always

9:09

argue.

9:13

And then he's like, hold bubbles and He's like, I

9:15

don't want to hold bubbles and uh,

9:18

and then he says, like Richie said, they're

9:20

hanging out in this room and he hears

9:22

like and

9:24

he's like, what the fuck is that? Lionel

9:26

tells it's so funny. And he turns to his right and

9:28

there's a giant fucking bowel constructor

9:31

sneak and Michael's.

9:32

Like, there he is. We've been looking for

9:35

him.

9:44

He's fucking zoo in his house.

9:54

There he is, lying. Oh, and he he called Lionel.

9:56

Lionel. I think we

9:59

got here, Lie, Richie told the story. He's well,

10:02

Richie, yeah, he always called me Lionel to

10:04

be like, Lionel, don't be afraid of the snake.

10:06

Just holding Come

10:09

on, Lionel, that's

10:13

like freaking uh.

10:14

Dan Ackroyd and Eddie Murphy

10:17

in trading places. Lionel.

10:20

Dan Akroyd's in the Weird of the World, as you recall,

10:23

Yes, he is, Oh my god.

10:25

And Cindy, Cindy lauper Man. She

10:27

she really she was a belter. She could really

10:29

sing like she does. She was great too.

10:32

Lionel Joseph,

10:35

Lionel Joseph's.

10:39

What does he say?

10:42

Oh that's dan Aykroyd on

10:44

the train.

10:45

Yes, oh my god.

10:48

Anyway, anyway, should

10:50

we get on the show.

10:52

Oh, do we have to start this talk

10:54

about well, we're just so close to that.

10:56

You know how many we all loved you? Well

10:58

in season eight, there's two left. Oh

11:01

my god, Donald, there's two left.

11:04

Charlie shallinga Cha le

11:06

Inge Schalingay.

11:08

I think that's what he said, Charlinge

11:12

shal Inge.

11:15

We've been looking for him, Lionel,

11:19

Lionel hold him

11:22

like he's got a bull constructor just lost in his house,

11:24

Like there he is.

11:29

When you listen to listen. So we've been listening.

11:31

Like I said, we've been listening to Mike a lot lately,

11:34

and like I'm

11:36

sorry to the Jackson's y'all

11:40

was carried straight

11:43

up, like straight up that

11:45

brother carried y'all because.

11:47

Well, weren't they very good musicians?

11:50

All I know is they sing and

11:53

then Mike sings, and you like,

11:55

I just want to hear Mike sing.

11:57

I'm telling you, that's what That's why I'm watching

11:59

We Are the World, and I'm like, no disrespect.

12:01

These are some of the greatest voices in pop.

12:04

But when they cut to Michael Jackson's before

12:06

while they're at the AMAS, I think that's what it's

12:08

called American Music Awards. Yeah,

12:11

Michael Jackson wasn't there. He was in the studio just

12:13

laying down tracks of the whole thing because because

12:15

he didn't he wasn't planning on the AMAS. Oh, it was the

12:17

whole thing about how Prince won't show up. And they

12:19

have Sheila e there because they're trying to lure

12:21

Prince to come, and she gets all pissed. She's

12:23

like, they said they were gonna give me a verse, but

12:26

I think it was bullshit because they were just trying to

12:28

get lure Prince here and Prince was

12:30

like, I'll come, but I'm only gonna play guitar, and they

12:32

were like, we don't need guitar, and so Prince

12:34

didn't show up. But anyway, I'm telling you, this

12:36

thing's amazing. But anyway, Mike, my point

12:39

is Michael's there laying down tracks while

12:41

they're all at the AMAS in the empty studio.

12:44

You and I have been at this studio, by the way, it's

12:47

now the on the hen Jim Henson

12:50

lot, and his voice is just incredible,

12:52

and they have interviews with like the camera people, like you

12:55

know, these guys were everyone's volunteering. It was

12:57

for charity, and this cameraman's like I just

12:59

couldn't believe it. I was alone in the studio

13:02

just filming Michael Jackson alone

13:05

singing all of we Are the World. It was so

13:07

insane.

13:09

Anyway, And it's his part that they use

13:12

when you're dada out.

13:14

And it seems no hope at all. Oh,

13:18

and then it's Huey Lewis.

13:19

But if you just believe, and this is when

13:21

the sad eye comes in.

13:23

No, no, he he likes Hue.

13:26

This is where the sad act gets. That

13:28

whole threesome gets the side after.

13:31

Yeah, but you'll see in the dock that

13:34

he's into it at the end. And then when when Cindy

13:36

Laufer did that like riff

13:41

and then let's realize who's that

13:43

that's.

13:46

Oh no, I'm talking about a yea, yeah, yeah,

13:49

she riffed that.

13:50

And then they all see they were all like and she was like, is that

13:52

good? And they all they were all super yea.

13:55

They all liked it. Mike may

13:57

have given sideye at the beginning, but he ended up

13:59

liking it.

14:02

Oh.

14:02

The Prince spot that Sheli e was

14:04

like a placeholder and then she left because she was upset.

14:07

That went to that's

14:09

the one that went to Huey Lewis

14:11

I think no,

14:14

No, Kenny

14:16

Longins, I don't remember anyway,

14:19

it's a great talk watch it.

14:21

All I know is he Prince and Mike

14:23

should have been the headliners of that ship.

14:25

And Prince trying to do it. They had like they

14:28

had a competition.

14:28

They got that competition ship.

14:30

Yeah, and then they were like they were begging Prince to

14:33

come up to come and he said he would only come play

14:35

guitar, and they were like, dude, we don't need a guitar on

14:37

the song. We need to say.

14:38

That would have worked for me too, if they would have collapsed

14:40

that way also, man, but now they both

14:42

did, and that shit can't ever happen. Man in

14:45

heaven. Maybe AI can

14:47

do it, Dear Ai, can

14:51

you make a Prince Michael Jackson song?

14:53

I'm sure you could ask Joe

14:55

Well's like, no, don't do that as well.

14:56

All right, Donald

14:59

count of sid.

15:01

Stories show,

15:03

we made about

15:06

a bunch of said,

15:10

he's the Stories Natural.

15:15

So YadA YadA,

15:19

sweet.

15:24

All right, very funny episode We're

15:27

Back from the Bahamas, directed by legendary

15:30

TV director. Oh there's Daniel. Hello.

15:40

Sorry there was some scheduling misunderstanding

15:43

Dan, but We're glad you're here.

15:44

Yeah, happy to happy to be here. I took my

15:47

first city bike adventure to get back here on time.

15:49

Well, how did your city bike go bad?

15:51

It has flat tires?

15:53

Oh, you gotta check. You're a

15:55

New New Yorker and it's a very

15:58

very rookie mistake to

16:00

check your city bike tires. Most

16:02

certainly you won't do that again.

16:05

Surely I will not.

16:07

Now, Dane, I suggest you get a helmet because

16:10

I have one. Oh good, Because I think

16:12

even people that ride city bikes who don't own

16:14

a helmet and they ride around, I'm always worried

16:16

for their dome.

16:17

I know. I never ride a bike, any kind

16:19

of bike without a helmet, and mine was just at home

16:22

in Manhattan.

16:23

It's a pretty crazy the bicycling

16:25

situation because the delivery

16:27

guys are now all on electric bikes and

16:29

it's the wild wild West because they don't care, they

16:31

don't know. The police don't have the bandwidth

16:34

to ticket anyone, so everyone's

16:36

going every which way and

16:38

it's really fucking dangerous. I ride my bike on Manhattan,

16:41

but I tried to always rock my helmet

16:43

because I think

16:45

like there's some crazy figure like

16:47

one pedestrian dies a day.

16:50

I'm done. I'm done.

16:52

Do well look that up. I think like maybe it maybe

16:54

it works out in the Five Boroughs to like three hundred

16:56

and sixty five pedestrian

16:59

deaths a year. So that's why

17:01

they say there's one pedestrian death of day in

17:03

the Five Boroughs. I'm not sure, but I remember reading

17:05

that and that's when I started rocking my helmet.

17:07

You know what sucks, there's been one of

17:09

those deaths. Yeah,

17:12

well, if you can usually somebody

17:14

hitting to you, Oh my god.

17:16

If you're getting out of a cab or an uber

17:18

in Manhattan. This is a public service announcement.

17:22

You have to look at the bike lane. People.

17:24

These delivery guys are going forty

17:26

miles an hour or whatever. It is so fast,

17:29

and that's how people must die, because you get

17:31

just fucking mowed down by someone on an electric

17:33

bike.

17:34

It's bad.

17:35

So Daniel, rock your helmet.

17:37

Oh, I trust me. I will. It's even a high

17:39

viz helmet. It's one of them like highlighter yellow ones

17:41

too. I go high viz, Joelle

17:44

just wrote me in the chat. Twenty twenty three

17:46

is now the second deadliest year for bike

17:48

riders in New York City's recorded history

17:51

audience. You're listening, I'm giving you a more

17:53

you know, public service announcement. If

17:55

you go to New York City or you live in New York City,

17:57

a be very careful getting

18:00

out of your ubers and cabs and always look to

18:02

see if a bicyclist is coming. And second,

18:04

if you live there, wear a helmet because people are

18:06

dying and dun, dundun

18:11

all right, Donald Legendary

18:14

TV director Linda Mendoza directed this

18:16

episode, written by Kevin Beegele. Elliott

18:19

makes JD pull over for car sex

18:21

because she's jealous whenever Kim

18:23

is touching JD.

18:25

Okay, So we should start off by saying

18:28

JD and Elliott and

18:30

Kim have this relationship

18:33

that's very similar to an extended

18:35

family. Oh where

18:38

the three of them, you're

18:40

good, are raising a child together.

18:42

I wish there was a show on network TV

18:44

about that, maybe in front of a live studio audience.

18:47

All right, So, yeah, they have a situation where

18:49

they go it's clear that I

18:51

forgot how far away.

18:53

She's like forty five minutes away on

18:56

a car.

18:57

Okay, So JD goes

18:59

over there he is child and Elliott

19:02

gets very very jealous

19:05

whenever Kim even

19:07

touches him, even touches this collar.

19:10

Well, I mean, in a lot of ways, she

19:14

can get jealous of it. And

19:17

you know, Kim and JD didn't

19:19

break up because they didn't like

19:22

each other. They broke up because it just

19:24

didn't work. Like she

19:26

tried, he tried, you're

19:29

great, You're great, it

19:31

just doesn't work. And

19:34

if you're Elliott, and you

19:36

know this because of how close

19:39

JD and her are, clearly they

19:41

talk about everything together. They talk about

19:44

We'll talk about the the sean

19:46

of it all later, but they you know, they talk

19:48

about everything. She

19:51

knows that if something doesn't

19:54

happen with this young lady at some point, she will

19:56

be she can be a threat because she

19:58

does have something. He's beautiful,

20:01

yeah, but she also has his kid too.

20:04

She's beautiful and she has his kid, and

20:06

so he Elliott's nervous.

20:09

Now, what JD we learned is

20:11

JD uses this to get

20:13

car sex. Yes, I

20:16

don't think car sex is something to really be desired.

20:18

Do you you ever had car sex?

20:21

I'm gonna go no comment, but I don't

20:23

think that it's something to be longed.

20:25

Why are you going to go. Now, why would you go to no

20:27

common It's not like you're saying I had car

20:29

sex.

20:30

With I'm having car sex right now.

20:33

Is that why your camera's off? Yes, okay,

20:39

but no sincerely, Yeah, like I

20:41

would use anything that I could to get sex

20:44

at this age, at JD's

20:46

age.

20:47

Well, I don't know. He's into

20:49

it. That's the point everyone. Everyone should

20:51

be into their own thing, whatever it is. And JD clearly

20:54

is a fan of car sex. He's also a fan

20:56

of one step more kinky, and

20:58

that is he sort of seems to have this arrange

21:00

with a biker played by Neil Goldman

21:03

when.

21:04

It created a lot of selfies in this one.

21:05

Of our writers who's actually the

21:08

co showrunner with Bill Lawrence on

21:11

the hit show Shrinking Nice.

21:13

I like how you did that.

21:14

Neil Goldman plays

21:17

the cyclist who takes

21:19

a selfie of watching j D

21:21

and Elliott bang in the front seat, which,

21:23

without Elliott's consent, pretty Sketch

21:27

already knows. But then she admits later that

21:29

she does know. Yeah, and she's down with it. Well,

21:32

this kind of harkens back to Elliott's you

21:34

know, kinky sex desires.

21:37

You know, she's she's falling back on her old ways.

21:39

Dun dun, duh. Reveal. Kim

21:42

is dating Sean.

21:45

Played by Scott Poley, who was hilarious in

21:47

this episode.

21:48

Way it's obnoxious how handsome he is.

21:50

Yeah, you know what, I don't understand why

21:53

Scott. I mean, it worked out for him obviously,

21:55

but Scott went directly into drama

21:58

and fucking action after

22:01

Scrubs. He could have had a really

22:03

long career in comedy.

22:05

His career is not over.

22:06

He's very funny, no doubt, because

22:09

he was hilarious.

22:11

He keeps doing drama. But I would

22:13

love to see Scott Foley in a comedy. He's so

22:15

fun of this and he's

22:17

such a good foil for JD because he looks

22:21

like a mannequin. I mean, he's just so

22:25

handsome and like he's the exact

22:28

guy you don't want to not

22:30

only be your baby mama's new

22:32

boyfriend, but your ex boyfriend.

22:34

Let's take a break.

22:35

We'll be right back after these fine

22:37

words. No

22:45

Instagram really knows how to target me with ads,

22:47

guys, it's fucked up. It's rare that

22:49

I don't want what they're trying to sell me.

22:51

They always know it's just everybody's

22:54

selling each other their data. I look something up

22:56

on one computer, my Instagram is saying, oh,

22:58

do you want an automan?

22:59

Like I was just saying,

23:01

Donald, how Instagram is so

23:04

good with their ad targeting, like eighty

23:06

five percent of the time. I'm like, I do want

23:08

that?

23:09

How do you know it's your AI?

23:12

It's whatever it is in the phone collect

23:14

You're.

23:15

Well, no, it's instant's scrolling Instagram

23:17

and it knows. Instagram knows even

23:19

when you slow down on something and it's

23:21

like okay, they just constantly collecting

23:23

NonStop data on you. So then and

23:26

they also look if you've bought things before, and they

23:28

go, well, if he bought that at this price point

23:30

and he slowed down to look at that thing,

23:33

then this is the most I mean, it's just, I

23:35

mean, the most advanced AI learning

23:38

whatever it is to to figure

23:40

out what.

23:41

I always thought that the phone was recording what you

23:43

were saying, and so if you said something like damn,

23:46

I really do need to schedule

23:48

my colonoscopy, You'll get

23:50

flooded with emails and stuff like that.

23:52

People think that Dan, what I mean, that's

23:54

that's always been an old wives tale. But it

23:57

hasn't been proven.

23:58

Well, I mean it's there is some to it,

24:00

but I think the bigger thing is that every single

24:02

company is selling each other their ads. So if

24:04

you search something on Google Chrome or

24:06

on Safari, they're selling that information

24:09

to Facebook, who is selling it to Amazon, who

24:11

is blah blah blah blah blah. So it's like every piece

24:13

of data that you enter into the Internet

24:15

is then being served to every other social

24:17

media and whatnot such that like I'm

24:19

searching something on Amazon, I'm getting an ad for it

24:21

on Instagram full out. So

24:24

that's what it is. It's just a giant web of your information.

24:27

When you click allowed cookies, does

24:30

that does that contribute to it?

24:32

Yes?

24:32

Yeah, they just every time you click allow

24:35

cookies now on any site, and they won't let you use

24:37

the site without it. It's like learning more and

24:39

more and more ABOUUEMM.

24:47

Don't you find it weird that Sean and

24:50

Kim date even.

24:51

Though Elliott set them up? Yeah?

24:53

Yeah, but they date Like

24:57

this opens up this whole finger

25:01

cut Wiener Cousins.

25:03

Well, yeah, we're going to get into that. Don't jump ahead to

25:05

Wiener cousins.

25:06

You and I are not waianner cousins.

25:08

Bro, we're not wier cousins. No, I mean, as

25:10

far as we know, as far as we know, that's

25:12

true, there could be.

25:14

I don't think there's any overlap.

25:17

As far as we know, as

25:19

far as we know, I

25:21

don't think that we have the right to

25:24

link fingers. No,

25:27

but and I'm proud of that for us so

25:29

much. I don't want to be your wiener cousin.

25:31

I don't want to be your wiener cousin either.

25:33

I feel like you'd be a hard act to follow because

25:36

you like long ease.

25:37

I feel like you

25:41

like quickies. Do you really like quickies?

25:44

I like all kinds of ease. But I feel like you

25:46

you would be he would be a hard

25:48

act to follow.

25:51

All kinds of these. That's a good one.

25:53

I feel like we've heard so much about

25:55

your sexual prowess on this podcast.

25:58

I just feel like I wouldn't want to be after you.

26:00

Well, they talk about JD's what

26:03

you're gonna call it his foreplay and what

26:05

it's called.

26:06

Well, you're jumping ahead, bro, No what.

26:08

You just called the old kindsies and

26:10

the long.

26:11

But let's get to that. Don't stop jumping

26:13

ahead. We have to save her. We were running out of episode.

26:15

You better save me. I'm saving

26:18

Sabe, all right, So Zeb puts fuzz in

26:20

his hair. Kim's dating Sean. Oh,

26:22

all right, here's your storyline. Chief

26:24

of surgery job is up and Turk

26:27

wants it, and Cox says, hell

26:29

no. He's really really

26:32

dismissive of the idea of Turkleton.

26:34

But you know, when you have a strong woman

26:37

in your life who knows how to build

26:39

you up just the right way. Yep,

26:42

the way Carla does. She goes out there

26:44

and you make it happen.

26:45

Yes, she does.

26:46

Ye, she bigs him up. She goes, baby,

26:48

because you always make it happen. He's like, I do.

26:51

She goes When you

26:53

first got to this hospital and you wanted to date me,

26:55

and there was no way that was going to happen, would you do? I

26:58

made it happen, right, hmmm

27:01

right.

27:02

But everyone needs a partner in their life that

27:04

bigs them up, like Carla biggs

27:06

up Turk. That's goals.

27:08

I hope Turk is vice versa doing the same thing

27:10

for her.

27:11

I think he is.

27:13

I mean, in the last episode he was and he was just trying

27:15

to have sex. Turk is so Donald

27:18

Faison, Oh my god.

27:19

I know, I know what the

27:21

hell I think? Eight years in Bill was just writing

27:24

you I wasn't even.

27:26

Married to Casey yet, what

27:28

the heck is

27:30

telling the future.

27:32

So Todd asked the jenitor, how's

27:34

married life? And the jenner says, you

27:36

have to make compromises. My wife's

27:39

allergic to raccoons, so I had

27:41

to throw away my comforter.

27:42

That raccoon comforter that he has.

27:46

You know, it's interesting that Kelso decided

27:48

to stay in this

27:50

story. Now, Kelso, the

27:53

janitor and lady spent the

27:55

honeymoon together. That's who their honeymoon

27:57

was.

27:57

With, because Tulsa was just like on a down

28:00

there. But here's what's really crazy, bro

28:03

Kelso. You know, look

28:05

who kicks Kelso out of

28:07

the Bahamas. It's it's

28:10

Randall. But that's supposed to be Van Well,

28:13

Van Lawrence. Bill's dad is in the squad,

28:16

Deontay Deonta. Here's

28:18

what's confusing in the Scrubs

28:20

universe. I don't think many people play

28:23

multiple characters. This is Randall's third.

28:26

Character Bahamas

28:28

guy. Well, same thing with Deontay

28:30

Tho.

28:31

Yeah, I don't like I think

28:33

Bill's starting to phone it in because these were repeating

28:36

characters. That was like a Scrubs rule, like if you were somebody,

28:38

you were that person.

28:39

Not for Rando. But Randa was able to

28:41

get away with it at first because he had a mask on his

28:44

death.

28:44

He was death as you all know. And

28:46

then he was of course Leonard.

28:49

Oh he is Mark the Orderly.

28:51

I think it was Big Sack and season

28:53

four.

28:54

Oh Deontay's third role fig

28:57

Sack, Mark the Orderly

29:00

and random Bahamas.

29:02

It means to be there from the beginning.

29:03

I guess he was there every single day.

29:07

But I really got thrown when I saw Leonard kicking

29:10

kicking Kelso off off the island, and

29:12

then I realized, oh, he's not Leonard. I was like, why is Leonard

29:14

there? Because he didn't have a hook hand

29:18

and there was another guy who was not recognizable

29:22

but Kelso. What happened was Kelso

29:25

said, I thought it was a nude beach,

29:28

and they said it was a church. A church,

29:31

So that's how drunk he was. Yes,

29:34

all right, So coffee box

29:36

has to close because their pastry

29:38

chef has an intestinal virus.

29:41

Very a very contagious intestinal

29:44

virus.

29:44

This doesn't make any sense because I don't think a coffee

29:47

chain has an in house pastry chef.

29:49

But okay, sure, sure,

29:54

but Kelso has had so many muffins that he

29:56

goes down for the count.

29:58

He gets this virus, Yeah,

30:00

and admits himself into the hospital.

30:03

Yes, because he knows he's very seasoned doctor

30:05

and he knows what's coming. So he decides it's

30:07

best to just check in, and he pukes.

30:09

And he's also in the hospital already.

30:12

Right, but he pukes at the check in desk

30:14

admissions desk. JAD puts

30:16

on a cologne that Elliott hates in

30:18

order to punish her because he's

30:21

what does he upset, Oh for setting them up?

30:23

I forgot for hooking Sean

30:25

and uh and Kim up.

30:28

Right and the cologne. I mean that's

30:30

just okay, we understand later why

30:32

it's there, but it's weird plot point.

30:35

It's just but it's funny though, Like, how

30:38

is this relationship gonna work? Dude? This dude

30:40

is always punishing her, Like

30:42

what the fuck, dude, you put a cologne

30:44

on because you know she hates it. She's

30:47

talking about how much better in bed Sean

30:49

is, so

30:52

yeah, Kelso's pranking. The in turns

30:54

also by pretending he's dead.

30:57

Yeah, he's also

31:00

so he's also realized,

31:02

look, I can get through this

31:04

a lot faster if I take care of this right.

31:07

Let me get rid of these fuckers and I'll

31:09

handle this all on my own, right, So he admits

31:12

an IV. He changes

31:14

his chart to get the proper medication

31:17

so he can get out of the hospital and back

31:19

to the coffee box this quick.

31:21

Yeah. Well, he knows what he needs obviously, he's a seasoned

31:24

doctor and he doesn't have time for these interns

31:26

trying to start a line on his arm, and he's like, just

31:28

give it to me, I'll do it. And then he's

31:31

fucking with his chart and he just wants to get it. He knows

31:33

what he needs, but he's trying to go around them.

31:35

Right the orange stitching, which

31:38

is very important later on. I thought at first,

31:40

I was like, you know, that's

31:43

interesting. What is this something that surgeons

31:45

do? I imagine it is.

31:47

It must be. I don't think we would have done it if it

31:49

wasn't something that's done. You

31:51

got to practice your stitches somewhere.

31:55

They did it on grades anatomy also, Oh

31:58

so we did it first too.

31:59

Well, you're watching other medical shows.

32:00

What the fuck.

32:02

We should totally do a rewatch of Gray's Anatomy.

32:05

Do you love Gray's Anatomye?

32:06

Uh yeah, I've been Grey's

32:09

Anatomy since day one watching

32:11

it.

32:12

Drama and hot interns and bombs.

32:14

What's not to love? Yeah, Like everything

32:17

happens at that hospital. Dude, they

32:19

had a fucking they had a fucking hostage

32:22

like that. Shit would die hard on Gray's

32:24

Anatomy. Like that's everything

32:26

happens on that ship. I

32:28

think one of them got kidnapped and

32:30

molested by the dude behind the in

32:32

the arcade.

32:33

Whudy just keeps going.

32:36

Just everything happens. I think one of them got

32:38

their hair turned green because of the rain. It's

32:41

just like different strokes everything

32:44

these people, you.

32:44

Understand where you're going. All I heard was Dudley

32:46

and then the arcade. The

32:49

molistation totally didn't get

32:51

molested. He was about to be wanted and it was at

32:53

the bike shop.

32:55

Where was that? The arcades don't.

32:56

Challenge my different strokes.

32:58

I love that you knew that, let's

33:00

take a break.

33:00

We'll be right back after these fine

33:02

words, and

33:11

we're back in. So there's a moment where

33:13

they're going good, good, good, and

33:15

then Jad says, stop saying good, Sean, you

33:17

sound like an ass. Nobody

33:20

cares Sean.

33:21

You said good, but he said good, He said good

33:24

good.

33:25

You know they're having all these awkward moments that it was a

33:27

funny moment when we're all when we go over their

33:29

house, so we can't figure out how to sit who's gonna sit on the

33:31

couch and we're all kind

33:33

of standing up and then we keep sitting down because like

33:35

this is a cringe moment.

33:36

We don't know what you guys pass out on

33:39

the couch? Actually, right? Is

33:41

that what happened? And they walk in what

33:43

happens in the beginning where he says, this is like

33:46

something from a boyfriend

33:49

and girlfriend passed or something like that. Did

33:51

you guys fall asleep on the couch? Is that what happened?

33:54

I don't think. I think we were just hanging on the couch. But they

33:56

make some comment like oh, it's like

33:58

a I don't know, like deja vu? What's

34:00

the expression or something a girlfriend's

34:03

past.

34:03

Yeah, And then you guys switch up and

34:05

then but.

34:06

Then there's a funny like awkward lover like you said,

34:08

no, that's weird. No, I thought that was pretty

34:10

funny. Yeah, so peer

34:13

recommendations. Everyone's coming to rally

34:15

for Turk to get

34:18

this position because.

34:19

T versus the Todd is in there, and

34:22

what does he say. He gives a bunch

34:24

of reasons why.

34:25

What's the main one he will.

34:27

One is because he's a great surgeon. He

34:29

has great hands, he's

34:32

very smart, he has a great

34:34

dog. Awesome, he has

34:37

an awesome dog. He's

34:39

the best surgeon in the hospital. Could

34:42

you go back two or three more?

34:45

He has great hands.

34:49

Todd is being interviewed for whether his friend

34:51

should get the chief of Surgery position,

34:53

and he mentions that said

34:55

friend has an amazing dong.

34:57

Yeah, and then he goes, it's not

35:00

just me, and then everybody comes in,

35:03

including the janitor.

35:05

Yeah.

35:05

The janitor wants to

35:07

know if Turk will get like a special

35:10

hat.

35:13

No, first he just mentions he wants to know, because

35:15

he's chief of surgery, if he's going to have like a

35:17

police chief style hat. And then it

35:20

goes down a wormhole of really being invested

35:22

in you having some sort of special hat.

35:24

And he because he thinks he's going to punish him by

35:26

making him wear a silly hat, and

35:29

so he gives.

35:30

That I thought it was.

35:31

It was a punishment thing.

35:32

Yeah, he's trying to make Turk feel silly

35:35

by giving him this stupid hat to

35:37

wear, and so that's why it has all of

35:39

these weird things in it.

35:40

Oh, I didn't know that. I thought he was just trying to

35:43

He never works, this fucking guy. I mean, it's amazing

35:45

that he The whole hospital isn't being

35:48

cleaned, at least by him, and

35:51

he's spending his days trying to make a

35:53

special hat for Turk in case he

35:55

becomes chief of medicine surgery

35:57

surgery. Okay, Elliot

36:00

dreams about Kim dying.

36:02

But it's all right because Kim admits that she dreams

36:04

about Elliott dying.

36:06

Right, and then she also admits that

36:08

she knows about the cyclists, and

36:11

she's okay with it.

36:12

All right.

36:12

So here are some of the names for JD's

36:15

for play. Elliott and Kim

36:17

share their experience hooking

36:19

up with j E and

36:22

he takes the play part of

36:24

four play very seriously and makes

36:26

sort of games. Here are some of

36:28

the titles I wrote them down, Nooks

36:31

and Crannies, Upsy Daisy,

36:35

Who's in there? And

36:37

what's in there? What's in

36:39

there, and then mister Peep tries

36:41

on hats.

36:48

I want to know mister Peep tries on hats

36:50

is.

36:51

I think he probably fashions

36:53

as very as a hat motive in this episode,

36:55

but he probably fashions small hats

36:57

that will fit on the on the head of his people.

37:00

Peeps.

37:00

Yeah, the weirdo.

37:03

That's that's four fla.

37:05

Yeah. Well, I mean to each their own, Donald, I mean,

37:08

you know, it obviously works for some very

37:10

beautiful, amazing women like

37:13

these two. I wonder what

37:15

nooks and crannies is.

37:17

I know what nooks and cranny's. Everybody knows

37:19

what nooks and cranny's is.

37:21

That seis, what's who's in there?

37:25

Well? I thought that's what mister Peeps tries

37:27

on hats was too.

37:28

No, mister peep trion hats. I just assumed

37:31

was that he fashions like he grabs

37:33

something that could be a hat for his people.

37:43

Who's in there? Wait, what's in there? And

37:45

who's in there?

37:46

Who's in there? Is first? Who's in there? And what's

37:48

in there?

37:54

That can be looked at us so many different ways.

37:58

Who's in there?

37:59

Who's in there? What's in there?

38:01

Let's sit there, all.

38:03

Right, so Sean and j D they

38:06

say they're going to say something nice about each other,

38:08

and JD says, you're a beautiful man, And

38:12

now you.

38:12

Go and said,

38:17

I never agreed to that beautiful

38:19

son of.

38:19

A bitch, your beautiful seventh He

38:24

is beautiful.

38:25

That's very handsome. My goodness, Scott

38:28

Foley, Wow, I can see

38:30

why you were the heart throb on

38:32

Felicity all those years and Scandal?

38:34

Wasn't you a heart throb on Scandal?

38:36

Wish right? He had Olivia Pope's ear?

38:39

Was it a love triangle between him and Tony Goldwyn?

38:42

You got to be a handsome motherfucker to be in a love

38:44

triangle with Tony Goldwin and

38:46

Carrie Washington.

38:47

Yeah, that is a prime time Shonda

38:50

Rhymes love triangle right there.

38:52

I love the way you rhyme that. That is a prime rhyme.

38:56

Yeah, I love love

38:59

trying.

39:00

By the way, I know all three

39:02

of them, and I have to say

39:05

all three of them are very very very nice

39:07

people and very beautiful and

39:10

of course very beautiful. Tony's

39:12

just the best. He's the sweetest person on earth.

39:14

Didn't he direct a movie you were in?

39:17

Yeah? Last Kiss. That's how I know him well, he directed The

39:19

Last Kiss, But I just love him as a person. He's

39:21

just he. I had an early

39:23

he came to my premiere

39:25

in New York of a Good Person

39:28

and he was just so lovely. And I don't

39:30

know anyone who in the business who's ever

39:32

worked or met Tony Goldwin will tell you he's

39:34

just the sweetest, nicest man. And

39:36

he's ripped by the way he rose. That's

39:38

his thing. He rose on a rowing

39:41

machine.

39:42

There are a couple of spirits

39:44

that I don't like him when

39:47

they pulled him into.

39:48

The oh a ghost reference,

39:51

Yes it is.

39:52

For those of you who don't know, he's amazing.

39:54

He's the bad guy from Ghosts. Guys, he's the bad

39:56

when I worked with

39:58

him. How you always joked that people see you when they're

40:00

like clue this, But people see him they're like bad guy

40:02

from ghost Yeah, guy

40:06

from Ghost back in the day, back

40:09

in the day. This is like two thousand

40:11

and six from Ghosts.

40:13

Oh shit, yo, back guy from Ghosts up

40:15

and bad guy from ghost What's

40:18

off? Oh shit? Yo?

40:20

What other movies you'd be in? Bad Guy from Ghosts?

40:23

So many movies? All right, Wiener, He's in Oppenheimer

40:25

Actually, you don't watch that Guy from ghosts

40:28

in Bad Guy from ghost is in Oppenheimer.

40:30

I know you don't watch things.

40:32

Is Gone Girl in Oppenheimer? What

40:35

is Gone Girl in Oppenheimer?

40:37

No, Gone Girl is not an Oppenheimer. Gone

40:39

Girl is in Sulburn.

40:42

Gongoes in Sulburn. Got it, got it? Got

40:44

it?

40:47

Oh my god? Speaking of Gone Girl, the most insane

40:50

docu sriies that your wife told me to watch

40:53

American Nightmare. Have you seen that, guys,

40:55

Joelle, you've seen it? Yeah, Oh

40:58

my gosh. It's an insane story

41:00

that you have to watch. It's on Netflix. It's called

41:03

American Nightmare, twenty three episodes. Casey

41:05

told me to watch it. It's insane.

41:07

Can they get the elevator pitch?

41:09

The elevator pitch is a

41:11

woman is kidnapped and I don't

41:13

want to ruin anything because it's an insane story.

41:16

But basically the police

41:18

things she's she and her boyfriend are lying

41:20

that she's been kidnapped. And I

41:22

won't say anymore because the story is so insane.

41:24

You have to watch it unravel.

41:29

Okay.

41:29

It's so good. Someone's gonna make a movie out of it because

41:32

it's that good. It deserves to be made into a

41:34

feature true story. Yeah,

41:36

yeah, it's a doc. Oh sorry

41:39

I missed the bark out and then sorry,

41:41

let me get Donald back. And then the storm trober shoot and

41:43

everyone dies and they come back and they win and

41:45

they and they save the Death Star. Is that right?

41:48

Nice?

41:48

There's a documentary about Star Wars.

41:50

Yeah, yeah, we just wanted to bull you back.

41:53

Okay, when where can I find the said

41:55

doc?

41:55

Said doc? All right, So then now

41:57

we're finally into the idea of Wien. You're

42:00

cousins, and.

42:01

Uh, there are a lot of them in the

42:03

hospital, stronger than fat

42:05

and and and Mark

42:08

and Turker Wiener cousins.

42:09

Before you you're jumping ahead

42:12

all episode today, you're skipping

42:14

Beard, Fussay and Snoop Dogg.

42:16

Resident that's right there, Wiener

42:18

cousins too.

42:19

And then we learned that it was Nurse Roberts.

42:23

God bless the dead, and both of

42:25

them on.

42:26

The same night. And then

42:28

I say, may she rest in peace? Yes,

42:31

so beards. This this must have been one

42:33

of her above ground pool parties.

42:35

But but the is it mister Roberts

42:37

at these parties too?

42:38

Maybe he's down, you know, we as we know

42:40

from the podcast some people are.

42:42

Just saying, mister Roberts is a cok Is

42:44

that what you're saying right now?

42:45

I think a cock is derogatory, right,

42:48

I don't know, is it, Daniel Joelle?

42:50

It's just a it's just a practice of watching

42:53

your partner.

42:53

Be Okay, But I thought, okay, but if

42:56

you're down with it.

42:57

Yeah, I mean that's a technical word. But

42:59

I think think we have seen the word cuck be

43:02

transformed by a certain demographic

43:05

of people.

43:05

Okay, I just didn't know. In the Let's

43:07

say someone's listening and they're super into this,

43:10

I don't want them to feel like we're dissing them if that's their

43:12

seas.

43:13

Cuckold stuff is totally a It's a kink

43:15

on its own.

43:16

Okay, Dann, you seem quite knowledgeable anyway, So.

43:22

I was once a teenager on the internet.

43:24

Anyway, Deontae, so,

43:27

Mark and Turk guess what they are?

43:29

Yeah, they're wien your cousins. We never heard

43:32

this story about that.

43:33

Kelso and the janitor Guess what they

43:35

are?

43:36

Weien your cousins. Yep, but

43:38

wait, that's deep. We learned

43:40

that it was twenty years ago.

43:43

But the janitor says, I'll honor the code.

43:46

That's how deep the Wien your cousin

43:48

code is.

43:49

Yeah, you're gonna honor it forever.

43:52

I'm worried that there's a bond that we don't have

43:55

in our life. We are so close on so

43:57

many ways, and this is this is an area

43:59

where we're.

44:00

There's no way. Just don't even don't

44:02

do it. Don't do

44:05

it.

44:05

I know it.

44:06

Don't you do it. Don't

44:08

you fucking do it. You knew I was

44:10

reaching for the bokne I know the

44:13

reaching for.

44:18

All Right, let's get back. Oh Bejingo sisters,

44:20

we learn as the female term for weener

44:23

cousins, good sisters.

44:26

I would love to be in

44:28

a Bajingo's sister sandwich when

44:31

I was younger.

44:32

You may have been, you don't know.

44:33

So look here's the question. Now,

44:36

do women like it when men

44:39

brag about being Wiener

44:41

cousins? Because I would imagine

44:44

men wouldn't mind if women

44:46

bragged about being Bajingo

44:48

sisters.

44:49

You mean like in front of the

44:51

said person.

44:53

If somebody, if somebody, I would feel a little

44:55

awkward me personally.

44:57

Yeah, Like if two women who had

44:59

sex with you, we're like, oh, you had it.

45:01

I had it, you had I had it, and so we both had you

45:03

and.

45:04

They were like, we're Virginia, We're Virginia sisters.

45:07

I think i'd laugh, you wouldn't laugh, Okay,

45:10

now vice versa.

45:12

I would imagine the women wouldn't like that. That's my guess.

45:15

I don't know Joelle, Joelle

45:17

as our resident woman.

45:21

A little bit.

45:22

Yeah, I told you, yeah,

45:25

yeah, you know, you may.

45:27

Be like, yo, yeah,

45:29

I had that.

45:29

It was great one time you want done

45:32

dope and then you know, it's a fun story

45:34

you share with your friend, or to be a

45:36

horrifying meltdown of a relationship,

45:40

the.

45:40

Death of a relationship.

45:41

I think it depends on the context.

45:44

For sure.

45:45

I don't want to know. I don't want to be wiener cousins

45:47

with any people.

45:48

Like, do you know anyone in your life that you are

45:50

for sure a wean your cousin with.

45:52

I'm sure there are several people that we

45:55

grew up in New York City. I grew up in Hollywood.

45:58

This is Hollywood, dude, Are you kidding

46:00

me? Yeah,

46:03

I'll tell Let's take a break.

46:05

We'll be right back after these fine

46:07

words. All

46:14

right, let's move on from wing your cousins. Kelso's

46:17

doctoring is file. We talked about that, then

46:19

we talked about the flashback to the Bahamas.

46:21

Oh, this was really random. The JD searches

46:25

Sean's peach, so the baby's

46:27

always crying when he's around JD,

46:30

and JD has the humiliating thing

46:33

to deal with that the second the baby

46:35

is held by Sean, his own baby stops

46:38

crying. So this is understandably

46:40

horrible for JD. And he thinks that

46:42

Sean has a remote shocking device

46:45

on baby and that the device might

46:47

be hidden at the bottom of Sean's peach

46:50

yogurgert, so he inspects

46:55

with his fingers the peach

46:57

yogurt for said device.

47:00

Okay, I want to give a shout

47:02

out to all of the background actors in this

47:04

episode because I don't know

47:06

if you were particularly paying

47:08

any attention to them, but they all had a lot to

47:11

do, not that they always don't have a lot to

47:13

do, but in this one particular,

47:15

that Wunner with Kelso and

47:17

Cox where Kelso's butt is

47:20

out and everybody's

47:22

admiring. If you watch the background

47:24

in the back, they all do such a really

47:26

good job. And this isn't the only

47:28

thing that they do this in. But this

47:30

was a highlight for

47:32

the fun They were all very

47:35

very funny.

47:35

Yeah, all the background actors were very funny in that moment.

47:37

And what about Mickhead taking a.

47:39

Picture taking the picture? Yeah, with

47:41

his cell phone.

47:43

So Carla begins working Cox to

47:45

get Turkeleton the

47:48

job.

47:48

He's the only one for the child.

47:50

You know, it's weird that Cox has such a

47:52

blind spot to the genius of the

47:54

who's the best surgeon in the.

47:56

Hospital, especially after everyone's gone

47:59

to bat for them too.

48:00

Yeah, even Todd.

48:02

Yeah, bring up that old feud

48:05

a lot over Carlo.

48:07

Mm all right, here's a weird

48:09

thing.

48:10

G D.

48:11

I guess tells Sam a lot of stories about

48:13

unicorns.

48:14

There's so many of them.

48:16

He there's a lot of them, And he goes, they just

48:18

come to me, and I gotta get them out

48:20

there. They're magical.

48:22

They're not.

48:25

That's all his unicorns story is for Sam.

48:29

She goes, they're not, they're not.

48:31

That's when we learned that the cologne is

48:33

the source of what's annoying and

48:36

irritating the baby. Eureka,

48:39

And then he gets the shower problems solved.

48:41

Yeah, he takes a shower and

48:44

puts on new clothes.

48:46

Yes, and he borrows Sean's.

48:49

And then towards the end, we realize that Kelso really

48:51

misses his job, missus

48:54

being in the hospital, and

48:56

we learned that Cox relents and

48:58

awards the position.

49:01

And the janitor awards Turk

49:04

with the hat.

49:06

Oh is that a tag?

49:07

Yeah?

49:08

Oh I missed the tag.

49:09

And Turk likes the hat, and the

49:11

Janitor's pissed because now the janitor

49:14

the janitor was trying to make him feel stupid.

49:16

Oh I missed the tag. I forgot. I always forget

49:18

that this season as those tags,

49:21

I forgot to watch it.

49:23

Yeah, So he gives him the hat,

49:26

he puts it on, decides

49:28

he likes it, and now the janitor

49:31

regrets giving him the hat because

49:33

the janitor likes the hat too.

49:38

And then the big dug dundn that we know is going

49:40

to set up the finale of season eight,

49:43

the true finale of the TV show Scrubs

49:45

is JD feeling like he's

49:47

only a part time father

49:50

and that he's going to miss too much of his son's life.

49:52

And he says, I think I'm gonna move here, meaning

49:54

where Kim lives.

49:56

Undone don question

49:59

if the show does take place in southern California,

50:02

I think there's are the thirty seven minutes apart.

50:06

Does this require a giant move?

50:09

Well, it depends on your

50:12

I would say thirty seven minutes apart without traffic.

50:15

So yeah, in the morning

50:18

after work, you don't want to necessarily travel

50:20

thirty seven minutes to get home from the hospital.

50:23

I just think of towns. Okay, just let's just talk

50:25

about the cities a right. Let's say let's say that

50:28

she lives in Santa Monica.

50:30

No, I would say she lives in like I would say she lives

50:32

in like Huntington.

50:34

Okay, let's say she lives in Huntington Beach

50:37

and he works in

50:39

West Hollywood or the Valley,

50:42

the Valley, the Valley. That's

50:44

far.

50:45

That's a good track.

50:46

That's to go get your kid. What, Dawn,

50:48

You don't think?

50:48

So that's not that bad.

50:50

I mean, I know a lot of people have it worse.

50:52

Yeah, it's a trek, that's a trick, but

50:54

it's not you know, we're not talking La

50:56

to San Diego.

50:57

No.

50:58

No, And I know a lot if he wants to

51:00

spend more time, for.

51:01

Sure, I know that a lot of people listening,

51:03

have it a whole lot worse than that. I'm just saying,

51:05

this is a guy who's going, who's going,

51:08

don't. I don't want this. I want to choose something

51:10

different.

51:11

Totally.

51:12

Well anyway, funny episode.

51:14

Very funny. It's sad though,

51:16

because it's coming to an end, and it

51:18

feels like it's coming to an end now too, Like

51:20

you can feel the the traps

51:23

being laid for all of us to cry in

51:25

the final five minutes

51:28

of the show being they're

51:30

being set now.

51:31

Absolutely what else?

51:33

Joelle thoughts, Uh,

51:36

yeah, great episode. Really

51:38

appreciate the way they

51:41

were trying to bring season eight two clothes. But

51:43

I gotta be honest, I know this is the

51:45

spiritual end of the show, but I'm really excited

51:47

to like explore like what didn't

51:49

didn't work in season nine, and like,

51:52

have.

51:52

You been getting a lot of submissions from people talking

51:54

about these in nine?

51:56

Yeah, they're rolling in you know you guys,

51:58

please keep submitting them. They're very funny.

52:01

It's gotten excited to watch SOUN, especially

52:04

the first episode. I think that's probably

52:06

what I've gotten the most.

52:09

I'm very interested.

52:10

I'm excited to rewatch it. I haven't watched season

52:12

nine in a long time.

52:14

I've never watched it. I remember

52:17

that. I remember the big security guarden.

52:20

He was away like the

52:22

metal of high life guy as some shit.

52:24

He was a replacement for the janitor in sort

52:26

of like a you know, and he had his partner.

52:30

Yeah, I don't remember much of it at all.

52:32

Was the partner was actually a writer on

52:34

the staff. The guy who played

52:36

his partner.

52:38

And I remember Carrie Basha. Of course,

52:41

I remember all the all the young folk, but any

52:44

it'll be interesting to watch, of course. I

52:47

love you guys, love you, you know.

52:49

I I'm very fond of you.

52:51

Guys.

52:52

Oh you're just fond of us, or you love us.

52:54

I'm just bullshit and I love you guys. It's just a

52:56

line from the show that I'm on Extended Family,

52:58

which comes, Oh my god. Uh and

53:02

Tuesday Nights, Yeah, Tuesday

53:04

Nights eight thirty. Yeah,

53:06

all the plugs in today, guys. I'm so proud of it.

53:08

All right, guys, thank you, audience.

53:11

Until next time. Donald count us out.

53:13

By six seven eight stories about

53:16

show we made about

53:19

a bunch of talks and nurses in Canada.

53:23

I said, here's the stories next

53:26

all s no so

53:29

YadA round you here, up yeada

53:31

around you here, ups for me.

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Watch show Wednesday, No