0:00

Look at my you, guys, I got a new setup.

0:03

You're in New York, Brook, Listen. Not

0:05

only are you in New York right now, your

0:08

camera is four to

0:10

the fucking K.

0:13

Yeah, bro, this is what you're supposed to have.

0:15

Because we talked about it privately.

0:17

Shooting dropped the new show,

0:19

yet I'm still in beta.

0:22

Well I can't. I can

0:24

only lead a beautiful horse to water,

0:26

I can't make him drink. I

0:28

have switched all my recording audience to four K

0:31

because we'd hoped to put this on YouTube, but Donald

0:33

refuses. He has the camera, but

0:35

will not do it.

0:37

I want to do us appropriately

0:39

right now. You know what. The camera is somewhere

0:42

in like one of my camera bags

0:44

right now, and I've listened.

0:45

If you don't, if you don't want to do the thing, you don't have

0:48

to do the thing. I

0:48

don't. We were going to

0:50

put this show on YouTube and shoot, it

0:53

doesn't sound like you want to do the thing.

0:55

I really want to do the thing I'm trying to get.

0:58

It would take you like four

1:00

minutes.

1:02

A little bit longer than that, but not real.

1:04

I want to do the thing, all right, Well, we

1:06

don't have to do the audience doesn't have to be bored with this bullshit.

1:09

It's not bullshit, Zach.

1:10

Well, the audience doesn't care if we shoot

1:13

this on four K or not. I just happened to care.

1:15

That's that's the that's the director in you.

1:18

You're always looking at the new gadget

1:20

like it's it's a new toy.

1:22

Well, speaking of new gadgets, I have a whole. I want to thank

1:25

Daniel. It's Daniel, right, I

1:27

want to thank I want to thank Daniel. He

1:29

came over here to my apartment Donald

1:31

and he set up a whole. I got a whole situation

1:34

here.

1:34

I got the outside of work.

1:36

Yeah, we did. He came over, Zach

1:39

made me an espresso. It was delicious. I made him espresso.

1:43

You made it from scratcher to the machine made it for

1:45

you?

1:47

Well, the machine involved. The

1:49

machine was either.

1:51

Way, you know exactly what I'm talking about.

1:54

Don't act like you don't know. Multiple

2:00

did you have to freaking.

2:05

It meant the same to me either way. I

2:07

I I aspire to be like have

2:09

a realist russel machine and like do

2:11

all the techniques that I see people doing on Instagram.

2:14

But no, I just made him an espresso pod. But

2:17

it was delicious.

2:18

Every time I walk into Williams Sonoma, I

2:21

peruse by.

2:22

The Yeah, but you got to learn. Actually

2:25

found it on Instagram. I actually found this

2:27

guy on Instagram whose whole thing is like he'll

2:29

teach you like you you you d m him

2:32

and then he gives you like a one hour

2:34

workshop, like everything you need to know to like

2:36

do it right. And I was about to do it, but I didn't buy

2:38

the machine.

2:40

I'm so shiny and beautiful.

2:42

Come on, now, do you know how beautiful that

2:44

thing is?

2:45

My problem is already. My problem is I already

2:47

have so much fucking caffeine in my life,

2:49

Like do I need a reason to have more?

2:51

But you're making it yourself. You're

2:53

grinding the beans.

2:55

I know you got to grind the beans.

2:59

You gotta get Oh, you know about waiting ship,

3:01

Daniel. He's saying, eighteen grams this fucking

3:04

Smokeyeah, because there's a scale. I'll

3:06

look at that.

3:08

Did you fucking make that? Yeah?

3:10

I mean I have been getting into making my own espresso.

3:12

Yeah, Okay, you're a gentleman.

3:15

You're a gentleman, Daniel. You're a gentleman

3:18

because this nigga made you pod

3:21

fucking express espresso?

3:23

Are you judging me?

3:24

You and you were very

3:26

very nice about it. You were very very

3:29

nice about it, especially because you can make

3:31

your.

3:31

Own Daniel, it's Daniel.

3:33

I have a question. Did you did you

3:35

feel like because I thought I was making a nice gesture,

3:38

but did you did you feel like, oh this,

3:40

this motherfucker has an espresso? It's bullshit. I

3:42

don't want it, not at all, not even for a split

3:44

second.

3:46

Also, you're so lovely. That's

3:49

actual espresso cups, the actual

3:51

espresso cups. You should have seen the presentation

3:53

with Oh yeah, I also put it on us. Not only did

3:55

I give him a espresso cup, I put it on the little mini

3:57

dish.

3:58

But you did the thing how Daniel felt this

4:00

is.

4:00

How this is how Daniel felt.

4:01

You honored me. You honor me truly.

4:04

But Daniel, like Donald's saying, I didn't know,

4:06

like was there judgment because you're sort

4:09

of an espresso snob.

4:10

No, that's the thing. It's to

4:12

me, like for me, this is

4:15

you.

4:15

Said the exact amount

4:18

of weight.

4:19

You said, grand grind eighteen.

4:21

Guns to be that's a double shot

4:23

into nice. You honor me a double

4:25

chef.

4:27

Look interesting and you honor me.

4:28

This is this is one of my personal interests.

4:30

I love coffee. I found myself spending way too

4:32

much money at your Starbucks's or whatever.

4:35

I love making lattes. It was just something

4:37

that I was like, the espresso machine

4:39

was on sale for Cyber Monday. It was one of these

4:41

things I was.

4:41

Like, you know, I'm just gonna do this.

4:44

You gotta invest. You gotta invest after

4:46

you buy because it's such an expensive machine,

4:49

you know what I mean. It's not one of those I mean,

4:51

look at it's like three ninety nine at you know

4:53

what I mean. The low is

4:56

three ninety nine for expresso machines, right, so

4:59

you look at that. That's not Come on,

5:01

man, you know what I could do it three nights. I could buy

5:03

a lot of week for three ninety nine, bro, Like

5:05

I could get down for Donald.

5:07

Looks into Donald doesn't look at cash in terms

5:09

of cash. He looks at it in terms of how much weaed

5:11

he could buy well.

5:12

In the budget. That shit's for real, man. You look at

5:14

that shit. You know what I'm saying, that's a lot

5:16

of week. You're like, all right, I'm for a month, two months,

5:18

I'm unless you're.

5:20

Unless you're donald. Then you're like, that's a week. Two weeks.

5:22

Yeah, you know sometimes that it is like that sometimes.

5:25

But my point is you

5:27

have to invest after you buy that machine,

5:30

you have to invest.

5:31

And you gotta get a good grinder too. It's like, you

5:33

got to get a good grinder, Daniel. I went down

5:35

the wormhole on Instagram, and it's all about the grind.

5:38

Really fine grind. You gotta get a good one.

5:40

And it's all about the quality of the There's

5:43

a the cinematographer for shrinking has

5:45

this whole setup on the camera truck

5:48

and he one of his assistants will

5:51

be like, you look a little tired. You want one, And I'm like,

5:53

I'll have one. And then one of his assistants,

5:56

like five minutes later, brings you like the

5:58

most beautiful you

6:00

know, homemade espresso with fucking

6:03

oat milk and maize rules.

6:05

It's got to be soothing for

6:07

your mental you know what

6:09

I mean. Like, if I'm at work all day and I

6:11

need a break, I don't want to break in

6:13

my on the toilet in my I mean,

6:15

that's nice too. Don't get it twisted.

6:18

I'm not following. Start this paragraph over.

6:20

I exactly what I mean sometimes

6:22

you're like, I'm gonna go take a shit, and all you really

6:24

do at work, don't everybody

6:27

out there does it is you go in the bathroom

6:29

and you sit on the toilet and you just take

6:31

a fucking break. Everybody does

6:33

it no matter what. Now, imagine

6:35

if your break could be creative, like you know you're

6:38

being, you're being an artist as well.

6:40

I'm gonna make you a fucking coffee, or I'm gonna make

6:42

myself a fucking coffee. Not only is it gonna

6:44

be a coffee, it's gonna be a coffee that's gonna fucking zip

6:47

you or myself awake, and

6:49

we're gonna be back up in this bitch again.

6:51

Dan, How long does it take you from start

6:53

to finish? How long does it take you to make a beautiful

6:56

cappuccino? Right now, it takes me forty

6:59

five minutes.

7:01

I lie better at it.

7:02

It takes me five minutes.

7:04

So you put the scale on

7:06

the grinder and then the beans,

7:08

the grinded ground beans come out,

7:11

and then you do a certain amount

7:13

of grams eighteen you said eighteen,

7:16

and then you have to tamp it. What's it called tamp

7:18

it? You have to just tamp it down. Yeah,

7:20

you the vice distribution technique

7:22

where you take like a very thin pin

7:25

and break up. Because what happens is when you grind the beans,

7:27

they tend to clump up, and when

7:29

you put that into your espresso machine, even after you

7:31

tamp it, you can have what's called channeling and it doesn't

7:34

really fully infuse.

7:35

Oh my god, I don't need the guy. Damn, I'm just going to hire

7:37

you. You just mix it up. You mix it up

7:39

with like they make these really thin pins. Imagine

7:41

like a bunch of little needles on like a little like cork

7:43

thing. Yeah, mix it up to mix up the beans and

7:45

so that there's no clumps in there. Then you

7:47

tamp it down. Then you put it in your machine.

7:50

Double shot. You're going for like a two to

7:52

one ratio of weight of beans

7:54

to the yield of espresso. So it's

7:56

like eighteen grams of beans you want thirty six grams

7:58

of espresso, just about thirty

8:00

five thirty second extraction ish and then

8:02

you got yourself cup of coffee.

8:04

Dan, you could steal casey from

8:06

me. You

8:09

could steal it right now with this conversation,

8:12

I'm gonna tell you ain't none like

8:14

coffee in the morning, especially

8:16

when taken when made with love. It sounds

8:18

like you're making it with love. Every time I got

8:20

these needles, I stick it in there. Fucking

8:23

come on, bro.

8:24

The more he talks about the the more he talks about

8:26

the weight of it, Donald, the more I feel like how much

8:28

he must have been looking down on mine espresso pod.

8:31

After I'm trying to say, man, not at all.

8:33

He was even looking at the brand of machine

8:36

it was. He was like, what is that?

8:38

Yeah, I gotta say the kitchen

8:43

did you? Did you ask? Were you wondering

8:46

if I weighed min espresso pods?

8:51

That skill?

8:51

I don't know how many grams it is, but I can weigh

8:54

it for you. I gotta tell you, guys, the sweet

8:56

Sorry, what go ahead?

8:57

You go first? And then I got three things I got to talk about

8:59

this.

9:00

It's so pretty today in New York City. It's like

9:02

the day listen if you ever want

9:04

to see. If you like New York City, walk

9:07

around in May on a beautiful

9:09

day. It is seventy five degrees and sunny,

9:11

and everyone is so excited.

9:14

The sun dresses are out, the fucking

9:17

tank tops are out. Everyone's feeling

9:19

themselves. Everyone's got a little pep in their

9:21

step. The tulips are out right, Daniel,

9:23

you know, it's gorgeous. And

9:26

I'm walking around and it's so beautiful. And I'm sitting

9:28

in the park and I'm listening

9:30

to some music and a guy walks by me

9:32

and he doesn't tap my shoulder, he doesn't try to

9:34

get my attention. He just turns his

9:37

phone around to show me that he's listening

9:39

to fake Doctor's real friends. And

9:42

then he taps, and then he just taps his heart

9:44

and keeps walking.

9:45

I've burst into tears.

9:48

So that's so beautiful.

9:49

It was so sweet because he wasn't

9:52

asking anything. He wasn't like, let's get a selfie.

9:54

He was just like showed me, then tapped

9:56

his heart and kept moving. I love that. That's

9:59

appreciation right there.

10:00

Wow, I loved it.

10:01

We have that's appreciation homes.

10:04

That was That's felt really nice and like, I

10:06

just like And also the fact that I was coming

10:08

home to do an episode, it just made me feel really nice.

10:13

I'm actually going to record it now.

10:16

Yeah, I'm gonna go do the thing.

10:22

Wait, okay, go ahead, you go first, Go ahead,

10:24

No, you go first.

10:24

I don't want to go ahead, bay, No, I don't want to, baby,

10:27

girl. I want you to have your.

10:29

G u r L girl. Did

10:32

you watch that Tom Brady roast? My god,

10:35

that was crazy? Did

10:38

you watch the whole thing? I told you to watch the whole time.

10:40

I've just watched, uh what you called

10:42

segments?

10:44

You just watched.

10:45

But we need to sit down, my wife and I and watch

10:47

this ship because this sounds like it's up

10:49

my alley.

10:51

It is crazy. I love I never would never

10:53

want to be anywhere near one, but I love

10:55

to watch one. I like to watch one with my with

10:57

my hand over my eyes and with one

10:59

eye peeking out. I like to watch a roast. All

11:02

right, what else you want to talk about?

11:04

Okay? So there was that second

11:06

thing is, Look, I've

11:09

been in movies before and

11:11

they have gone on to

11:14

do very well, but then when

11:16

re released twenty

11:18

years later, and they

11:22

don't necessarily perform like

11:25

they did when they were released.

11:26

The original What got re released it

11:29

was the Phantom Minutscout re released

11:31

it did fourteen.

11:32

Point five million in the fucking box

11:34

office.

11:34

Dude, This shit comes from TBS

11:37

and TNT weekly weekly,

11:40

and they put it into fucking theaters and

11:42

fourteen point five million

11:45

dollars was made for

11:48

Disney.

11:48

Well that's your shows. That just shows

11:50

how many people out there are like you, Donald. I'm

11:52

surprised you didn't, Oh you don't like one of the movies, But there's so

11:55

many people out there.

11:56

It's listen. If anything, it's

11:59

it's it's it's promising for

12:01

fucking movie theaters.

12:03

If you have product that everybody wants

12:06

to see, you can freaking make some movies

12:08

can still be released in theaters.

12:11

I think that that's I don't know that that anecdote

12:13

is really gonna going to prove

12:15

that there's that many properties that can do.

12:17

Now, it's just the Star Wars, as

12:20

you know, is a religion for people

12:22

like you, and so it's like making

12:24

a pilgrimage to the theater to honor

12:27

the film. I mean, I don't know that there's that many films

12:29

that are going to get re released and make fifteen million

12:31

dollars.

12:31

Well, there are a lot of movies that are like that for people,

12:34

though, is what I'm trying to say as well.

12:36

There are a lot of movies that could.

12:37

Be really on the level

12:39

of the Star Wars. You know, religion.

12:44

Absolutely, they just did a twenty

12:47

fifth anniversary release of the Mummy as

12:50

well, didn't do Star

12:53

Wars. Box office numbers. Was

12:55

sold out in every theater in my area

12:57

for like the three showings they had across the league

13:00

end. So I think releases are definitely we'reeeing

13:02

it like a resurgency did one for Alien and

13:05

a bunch of others. But I don't think we're going to see frequently

13:08

like a number two blocks. That's like a Lord of the Rings Harry

13:10

Potter sort of.

13:12

That's what I'm trying. There's if it's the right

13:14

property, people will definitely

13:16

go and see like I would see, you know what I would

13:18

see in theaters again, I fucking go

13:20

see Jaws in theaters. Fucking are you kidding

13:23

me? Right now? Are you kidding? That would

13:25

be fucking dope to watch right now?

13:26

That was my best film experience ever. I saw

13:28

it on a beach in can and it.

13:30

Was, Oh, that's amazing.

13:33

It was wonderful. I love a rescreening,

13:35

They're great.

13:35

You know.

13:36

To Donald's point about the rescreenings, one

13:38

of my favorite events that happens every year, and I think it's mostly

13:40

New York and LA, but there's a Jibbly Fest every

13:42

year where they re

13:44

rescreen a lot of the Hyo Miyazaki

13:46

library and you can just go and see

13:49

my neighbor Totoro. You can see from this moonon. Okay, you can

13:51

go see Castle in the Sky in a theater again.

13:53

And every time that one of those showings happen, it

13:55

happens for like a week or two every year.

13:57

But like those showings sell out and it

14:00

doesn't again, like those are pretty

14:02

like totemic in the space of like anime.

14:05

He is important, he's

14:07

a huge director. But like I think there

14:09

might be a space for these kinds of

14:11

like collection type rescreenings

14:14

where it may not be one movie, but like if there

14:16

was like all, like how many Jaws

14:18

are there like three to

14:20

remember?

14:20

I don't

14:23

necessarily you know what I'm saying.

14:25

I'm saying if there was like some sort of collection that

14:27

might be like

14:31

a like a Spielberg collection. Sure, yeah,

14:33

exactly, director.

14:34

Man, that should make a lot of money. Man, I

14:37

want to tell you that in theaters again right

14:39

now.

14:40

I wanted to also tell you that Daniel, because

14:42

he delivered a whole setup to in New

14:44

York. He also programmed a couple New

14:47

jams and the sound machine. Donald,

14:50

are you ready?

14:51

I want to meet Scrubs and I want to meet Black

14:53

Scrubs too,

14:59

Donald, you have we finally have it.

15:01

I love that.

15:02

I want to meet Scrubs and I want to meet Black

15:04

Scrubs too, and

15:07

I want to eat Black Scrubs too.

15:10

And he also gave me this so

15:15

I can queue it on my own. All

15:19

right, let's get in the show.

15:21

What's your third thing?

15:22

Go ahead, all right?

15:23

My third one is this. I

15:26

know Joe Well has been watching it because she has it on

15:28

her chest. But have

15:30

you been watching X Men? The new

15:33

people out there? Have you been watching this cartoon?

15:37

What is it called?

15:39

Yeah?

15:41

This might be the best. This is holy

15:44

fucking ship, dude. This is like

15:46

the best soap opera I've ever watched in my life.

15:48

Truly, so true life.

15:54

Watch it.

15:54

No, it's not for kids. This is

15:56

like the best. Oh my gosh.

15:59

Crazy doing. I was really

16:01

really.

16:04

To this.

16:04

Motherfucker. Everything happens

16:06

to the mutants in this everything.

16:09

This is like I

16:11

can't wait to see how this translates

16:13

to the Marvel universe because this is supposed

16:15

to be the entrance. This is Deadpool

16:18

and all of that stuff.

16:18

So they made sort of like an they made sort of like

16:20

an R rated cartoon kind of thing.

16:22

You know.

16:23

The cartoon was always like four

16:25

teenagers meant four teenagers. When

16:27

it was on television, I think it was like eight

16:30

seasons of the X Men some shit like that.

16:33

Uh yeah, they're six or seven, I think.

16:35

Six or some shit like that, right, And it's a

16:37

lot of stories, but it's but

16:39

it's it's uh, it

16:43

was stories that people cared about, you know what

16:45

I mean. People followed. Once you followed

16:47

it, once you were in, you were in you know what I mean.

16:49

Yeah, for some context, this is in the nineties,

16:51

this is around Batman, the animated series, so we see a lot

16:53

of like superhero stuff making their

16:56

way into animation, which sort of was feeding

16:58

off the boom of the movies that were coming out Batman

17:00

eighty nine and so forth. And it was great

17:02

as a Fox show, so it was a Saturday morning it was actually

17:04

like it was geared towards children, but it's definitely fo

17:06

an older audience. But yeah,

17:10

yeah, when Bodameo came back and wanted

17:12

to relaunch it, he was like, I'm tired of X Men always

17:15

just being about Wolverine. That's boring. Let's

17:17

do an X Men ninety seven common

17:19

comic style show that is about

17:21

the X Men. So you get like storm

17:24

storylines in here. They turned her into

17:26

a total badass, gave her her best costume.

17:28

Amazing. You get the Phoenix

17:31

storyline in a new way. That's fun.

17:33

I didn't know she was a clone.

17:36

She's totally clone. It's great. It's a

17:38

great It's a great show, super well written,

17:40

lots of fun, created by a black queer person.

17:43

Very enjoyable. Highly recommend.

17:45

Watch crushing it. I mean it's so easy

17:47

to watch. Man, It's like, you know,

17:50

I didn't think I was gonna because

17:52

I wasn't, you know. I watched

17:54

a little bit of it, but once it started getting into

17:56

like Mystique was the mom of all of these

17:58

kids and all of that shit, I was like, this is like everything

18:02

happens to the X Men and this ship. They get

18:04

kidnapped, they get freaking you know

18:06

what I mean, everything happens, but now but

18:09

this one they got

18:12

me. They got me.

18:14

She looks so good. It's it's so good

18:16

too.

18:16

Beautiful animation.

18:17

Yeah, man, yeah, it's yeah. That

18:20

Invincible. I liked Invincible too, although

18:22

this last season was too short.

18:24

I want to meet scrubs. Oh, I want to eat black

18:26

scrubs.

18:27

Okay, six seven stories.

18:30

I'm not sure we made about

18:33

a bunch of.

18:34

Dogs and nurses.

18:37

He said, here's the stories, so

18:43

YadA here yeadare

18:47

scuff.

18:52

All right, everyone, this is the last episode

18:54

of JD in ever in the series

18:56

Scrups. I

18:58

noticed that it's called

19:01

it's called my last episode, right,

19:03

Oh no, no, no it's not. It should be called

19:05

my last episode. What's it called, Joe?

19:08

Our stuff gets real?

19:10

Damn dude, Our stuff gets what

19:13

You should.

19:13

Watch the show.

19:14

It's don't

19:17

say it's good. Our stuff

19:19

gets real.

19:20

You want to talk about it?

19:22

Yeah?

19:22

It starts with JD poorly building

19:24

a crib, and.

19:25

That was fair. I left my ass up because what the

19:27

fuck is the wheel doing?

19:29

Why is there a wheel?

19:29

Why is there a wheel?

19:31

Yeah?

19:31

He found the wheel.

19:33

What I'm

19:35

gonna put the wheel here? This?

19:37

You know, listen, I

19:40

always wanted long distance

19:42

walkie talkies. You

19:44

know, I think there's an app

19:46

for your phone where you can like actually

19:49

have a long distance walkie talkie. And

19:51

I saw I got an ad like for

19:53

walkie talkie. This is like a separate unit. That

19:56

really is what this is in

19:58

the show, meaning like you can walk you talk to

20:00

someone anywhere in the country. But

20:02

I feel like you and I would have so much fun

20:04

with that Donald in real life.

20:07

I don't think. I think I would go to bed with

20:09

it, and.

20:10

I feel like you wouldn't pick up. If I was like, come

20:12

in, we would come Jacobra.

20:15

What did you call me? You call me Jacobra and

20:17

I call you panther Claw. Come in,

20:19

panther Claw.

20:22

We'd have so we'd have nothing to say,

20:24

but so much to do, and like, what

20:27

do you do?

20:27

What do you What are you watching?

20:29

I'm watching Aha, I'm

20:31

watching SOA right now.

20:32

Yeah, And I'd be like, put

20:34

Casey on.

20:37

He's in here watching Ahsoka Hamshm

20:43

is in here watching Ahska.

20:45

Him is in here watching the Soka.

20:48

When did she become the freaking

20:53

the prospector? Watching

20:56

A?

20:58

He's here watching

21:01

and now he's watching that new X Man

21:03

thing. He sure

21:06

does love it.

21:08

He sure does love the SPA.

21:11

He loves I can't get

21:13

him to watch anything but The X Man

21:15

Cardoon. I

21:18

tried to get him to watch one

21:20

of those shows where a psycho

21:22

killer kills people and it's

21:25

a documentary series. But

21:27

he just likes the Sophi and

21:43

what she sounds like.

21:45

That's my wife, does not sound like that. I would

21:47

never be able to have sex with her, That's

21:49

what she said. So

21:54

much.

21:55

Are you going to give it to me? I

21:57

sure would like some D. No,

22:04

maybe I'm longriffer some.

22:06

D No,

22:09

you know what I'm alright tonight, honey.

22:13

If you get to talk like that, you

22:16

can put on the X Men in the background

22:19

while you hit it from the back.

22:23

I couldn't do it, all

22:27

right, fuck

22:30

yah, harder.

22:35

Just let me know when you're fixing the bust.

22:46

Oh my god, all

22:54

right, friends,

23:00

very handy.

23:01

J D Kid is not handy.

23:02

Okay.

23:03

He gets a long distance walkie talking with Turk,

23:05

calls him Jacobra. He calls Turk panther

23:08

claw.

23:08

Yes, Lucy and Cole is still

23:12

again.

23:12

We're talking about their sex. Every single episode

23:14

of the show opens without fail talking

23:16

about Cole and Lucy's sex life.

23:18

They're still doing it. She's ashamed,

23:20

but apparently this dude. I

23:23

don't know what it is that the ladies like

23:25

because I'm a man and y'all don't ever really

23:27

express your ship to me, honey.

23:32

What are you talking about? I

23:35

think that was meant. That was like when you when you accidentally

23:37

post a d M. I think that was meant for your wife, But

23:39

you said it to millions of people.

23:42

Did I do that once?

23:44

No?

23:44

No?

23:44

But did that Barbara Streisand did it?

23:47

Barbara is so funny.

23:50

She meant Yeah. Melissa

23:52

McCarthy posted a beautiful picture of herself

23:54

and I guess Barbara streisand meant to DM her

23:56

because she put in the comments like you

23:58

look so great? Are you taking a z empic?

24:01

Oh my gosh.

24:02

And then she went and put on her stories like I'm so

24:04

sorry, I'm meant to like send that privately

24:06

or something.

24:07

Melissa was very chill about it. She was like, I just love

24:09

barbarstizing anp. She's barbarizing.

24:12

He can't be bad.

24:14

No, I was just saying. I was just saying,

24:16

every guy believes that they know what women want,

24:18

but they don't necessarily do, and we'll

24:21

not like women are given the secret out. That's what

24:23

I was saying.

24:23

I think it's safe to say that Dave Franco must

24:26

be skilled in bed. I mean, sorry, not the

24:28

character Cole. Yeah, I mean I'm sure Dave franco

24:30

is too. But the character Cole must be good in bed because

24:32

Lucy really puts up. He has nothing

24:35

about him. He's handsome, nothing, he's

24:37

very handsome. There's nothing redeemable about

24:39

him.

24:40

Nothing.

24:41

I thought through this deep into the season he

24:43

was going to start becoming more likable.

24:47

No, I mean, at

24:49

least he's trying now, though, at least he's trying.

24:51

He's trying to be a better student, you know,

24:54

even though he's he's piggybacking

24:56

on what everybody else is doing so he can

24:58

get his jet ski and stuff like that.

25:00

He wants to get a jet ski. That's his only motivation.

25:02

But he's at least he's trying, you know.

25:04

I mean, I don't know, man, I don't get

25:06

it. I would have thought by this point

25:09

there would be some redeeming something

25:12

about the character. Yeah.

25:13

The only thing I know about him, the only thing we

25:15

really know about him, it's pretty you know, is

25:18

it? Lucy loves having sex with them. In fact, we know that

25:20

they learned they had sex twice this morning before

25:22

coming to class.

25:23

Right, She's very communicative

25:26

as a lover, you know what I mean? Because he

25:29

knows and she knows exactly

25:31

what they want. It's

25:33

really weird for somebody to hate somebody so

25:35

much but give them that much information

25:38

about what gets

25:41

them. I don't know, man,

25:44

it really makes no sense that the relationship

25:46

that I really like in this show is fucking Drew

25:50

and Denise. Man. That like, even

25:52

the whole thing with them getting caught kissing and

25:54

him and Cock saying, you know you

25:56

guys are I need somebody who's going to

25:58

be my confident on who I can talk to and not say

26:01

anything, just let me talk. And they do

26:03

the whole nose thing and she's late with

26:05

it in the closet. I

26:08

really enjoyed that, and he escapes

26:10

it. She's like, you're dead to me. I like that.

26:12

I thought that was such a I

26:15

find their relationship refreshing. I wish

26:17

that the stories revolved

26:20

around them more than it did around

26:22

Cole and Lucy, because

26:25

all they talk about is sex. That's it.

26:28

That's their relationship. Let's take

26:30

a break.

26:30

We'll be right back after these fine

26:32

words. We

26:40

should tease the audience, doyals. That's

26:43

what good podcasters do. We're

26:45

gonna have both Carrie Bsha and

26:47

Eliza Coop on the next episode,

26:50

Right, Joe.

26:51

I just saw Carrie BChE and Madam Webb.

26:55

She's in it.

26:56

She plays the mom, she has his

26:58

mom. No, she's not Peter Parker, she's

27:01

Madam Webb's mom.

27:02

Oh, she's in the jungle with spiders.

27:05

Yeah, she's the one in the jungle with the

27:07

spiders.

27:08

She's the one with the monologue in the beginning.

27:11

What is the what is the line exactly in

27:13

the in the jungle with his shit?

27:15

It's so long, hold on.

27:17

Just find it. We need to reference it. So

27:19

Carrie Bosche is actually the person that's being discussed

27:22

in this sentence.

27:23

Yes, he was in the Amazon

27:25

with my mom when she was researching spiders, right

27:27

before she died.

27:30

So Carrie Boscha is the mom that was researching

27:32

spiders. Yes, good for her.

27:36

Well, she's coming on the show with Eliza Coop Donald.

27:38

You're not showing much enthusiasm about this.

27:40

I can't. I just said I saw her

27:42

on Madam Webb. What are you talking?

27:43

No, but let me let me try it. Let me take where

27:46

I tell you that they're coming on.

27:48

Okay, go all right.

27:49

You represent the audience we want to like in this

27:51

scenario, you have to like react and

27:53

I want to announce something very exciting.

27:55

Uh.

27:56

Next episode we have both Eliza

27:58

Coop and Carrie Bash. Holy

28:01

shit, yep, got I got a

28:03

lot of yep,

28:07

yep.

28:07

I'm tuning in in the next episode.

28:09

Your acting was as good as this.

28:11

You haven't gone the live I

28:14

thought. I thought I've grown a bit. No, you crusted

28:18

thrown a bit.

28:19

Anyway, it's gonna be fun to talk to Eliza and Cabouchet.

28:21

I'm so glad we worked that out.

28:23

That's great. I would love to hear how

28:26

they feel about

28:28

this season of Scrubs, what their

28:30

experience was, because they were very I

28:32

felt like they were very clique like the younger

28:35

cast, because I didn't get invited out

28:37

like back in the day when we used to go out.

28:39

Zach, Well, we can bring that up. We can bring it up and say,

28:41

why did you guys not invite Donald to your young

28:43

people hangouts?

28:45

Yeah? I was only thirty.

28:47

Yeah, you were probably over it. They were

28:50

they were being young people and you were probably like,

28:52

I'm going on, I was only thirty,

28:54

like eight, did

28:56

you did you have times where you felt like

28:58

all the kids are all going and they didn't invite thirty

29:01

five?

29:04

Yeah, you know, I don't care, man, you

29:06

know I do.

29:07

I want to bring it up with Kerry. Fuck

29:09

is man, I'm going to bring it up with them.

29:12

Because I don't like going out no more anyway, So fuck

29:14

them, you know what I'm.

29:15

Saying, right, Yeah,

29:18

Okay, it feels like something you might

29:21

want to work out with them. Cole

29:23

gets a jet ski. The kids all have to this med

29:25

students have to dissect the chamber of the heart that's

29:27

going to be their the one of their final exams.

29:29

And this actually, this episode

29:32

actually goes all the way back to the first

29:34

episode with Ben, the

29:37

her Lucy's first patient,

29:40

which is weird because she shouldn't have a patient,

29:43

but her first patient was this man

29:45

Ben, And it also is the cadaver that

29:47

she's experimenting

29:49

on and dissecting.

29:51

And I don't know if you would ever have

29:53

a cadaver that was one of somebody you dealt

29:55

with. I don't know if that's a real thing or not.

29:57

I don't know. I don't know. The I

30:00

mean, it.

30:00

Feels like feels like they wouldn't do that too, Like, here's

30:03

the guy who died when you first got here, Now

30:05

dissect him. But it's good for TV

30:07

drama.

30:09

Yeah, I liked it. I actually

30:11

liked this too, that the dead body came

30:13

back to life and was having conversations with her.

30:16

I thought that was kind of cool. I

30:18

didn't like the fact that the dead body was like, please

30:20

don't hurt me, and all of a sudden started whining

30:22

and bitching. I thought it would have been better if it was like,

30:25

Nope, that's not it, or you know what I mean, or

30:27

something like that, but.

30:29

Or if he was like, come on, you gotta do this, like talking

30:32

or into doing it.

30:33

Right exactly, but instead

30:35

the body, it starts off

30:38

where Ben is like, you can totally

30:40

do this. We're gonna we're in this together, and

30:43

then all of a sudden, don't cut me, Please

30:45

don't cut me open, and she can't

30:47

do it, and it just didn't. But

30:49

I liked the idea of her being able to talk

30:51

to the first person she met

30:54

when yea, the first

30:56

sick person she met when she was in the hospital

30:58

as a student for

31:01

the first time.

31:02

JD really wants pregnancy sex and

31:04

he's limbering up for it. Uh, loose

31:07

limbs make limber lovers, is

31:09

what he's saying as he stretches loose,

31:12

loose limbs, make limber lovers, and

31:16

he's put rose petals all over the place.

31:21

I don't stretch before copulation.

31:24

Do you No?

31:26

Maybe I should try it.

31:27

I wonder, I wonder after a nice little

31:30

yoga.

31:31

Yeah, but I'm not. You know, when you get in the mood and it's happening,

31:34

you're not like, hold on, let me stretch.

31:39

It might. It might.

31:40

That's how it works.

31:42

You might ruin the mood. How

31:45

hold on, Let me just get my just want to get my quads,

31:51

Let me get my.

31:51

Hammies, let me get Okay,

31:54

okay.

31:55

Okay, pull on that, babe, pull on that. Okay,

31:57

I'm ready.

31:57

There we go.

31:59

Track my back? Can

32:01

you crack my back?

32:02

Right?

32:03

But she swats away the rose pedal.

32:05

She doesn't care. She's not paying attention to any of the romantic

32:08

gests. Beef, yeah,

32:10

she's eating just beef. What is it, Cambodian

32:12

food.

32:13

A Cambodian beef salad. There's

32:15

no greens in it, it's just beef.

32:18

Yeah.

32:18

And she says that he can't touch her boobs because

32:20

he tries to go in from the top and she's like, no boobs,

32:23

And she's like, don't touch my thighs because they're chafing.

32:26

She's really not in the mood.

32:29

Not only is she not in the mood, but she makes it so

32:31

that he's not in the mood.

32:32

Really, he's still in the mood. And she offers

32:35

him the beef salad and he's like, no, thank you, I've

32:37

already had diarrhea.

32:39

Let me hold your hair back.

32:43

No thank you, I've already had diarrhea. Yeah,

32:49

I mean, Elliot's certainly not making

32:52

she's making it clear that she's not interested in

32:54

sex with JD.

32:57

Well, she's just not she doesn't feel sexy. She has

32:59

She's not saying she has one to with JD. She's saying,

33:01

I don't feel sexy, is what she says.

33:03

Right now, that's pretty far into I mean, she's about

33:05

to pop. Is there is there any when

33:08

you've had babies? Is there any like time where

33:10

you're supposed to stop having sex or you can have sex

33:12

right up to sex whenever you want, oh, right up until

33:14

the end.

33:15

Yeah. They never say, actually,

33:17

du semen from your your semen is?

33:20

Uh. I don't know the is,

33:23

but apparently it does something.

33:25

I don't know a doctor, I'm a fake doctor,

33:27

exactly I know.

33:28

But I want to hear. But that

33:31

has well, we can google it. That's why we have Daniel

33:33

and Joel to look.

33:34

Up someone them to go into

33:36

their Google the seaman.

33:37

Now this is in pornographic, it's informational for

33:39

the audience. So someone listening now is very

33:41

pregnant and they're wondering how long

33:44

can I have sex up until and

33:46

then apparently you're telling people that the semen

33:48

is good for making the baby come out.

33:51

No, I don't know if it's the I don't know if that's

33:53

what it is, or if.

33:54

It's maybe just the intercourse helps

33:56

loosen up the area and the baby.

33:58

Can't and relax m or

34:00

some shit like that that's released.

34:02

My guess is that if

34:04

the baby's ready to come out, having

34:07

sex, you

34:09

know, makes things wriggle around. Gohead, Joel.

34:11

Okay, so this is from parents dot

34:13

com.

34:13

Now we trust them.

34:17

Some experts believe semen and spur

34:19

may be able to help prevent preclampsia

34:22

and even decrease morning sickness.

34:24

Yes, really, wow,

34:27

Well there.

34:27

You got a seed in the

34:30

morning.

34:31

I prescribe some semen.

34:34

Are you having morning sickness?

34:37

Do you want to imagine can imagine

34:39

you go up to your wife, she's like puking the toil, Like, honey,

34:42

you know what it says on parents dot Com. I

34:48

don't think it's honey. I know

34:51

that you're puking right now. And this may seem crazy,

34:55

but look at this, parents, I'm just gonna put

34:57

this parents dot Com article in the bowl in

34:59

front of you.

35:02

Feel free.

35:04

Yeah, I'll scroll

35:06

for you, honey, since you're using both hands

35:08

to cup the bowl, I'll just scroll.

35:10

Well, look at that.

35:12

I don't want to do it. I

35:15

personally don't want to do it. Joell,

35:18

Can you also look up if if I thought I

35:20

heard the intercourse itself? Can like if

35:22

you're really ready to go and really read a pop and you're trying

35:24

to get labor inducing labors the term. I

35:26

was looking for that too.

35:28

I did a whole movie where there

35:31

was a scene in it where

35:34

the couple bangs to

35:37

try to induce labor.

35:38

It doesn't work, though, Okay, okay,

35:40

you all go ahead again.

35:42

Parents dot Com really coming through for us.

35:44

I love them. It's where

35:46

I go. It's where I go for everything, and not even just this.

35:49

They have all the good information there, so they say experts

35:52

generally agree that having sex will not kickstart

35:54

labor if your body isn't ready. But

35:57

if your body is already preparing for labor,

35:59

whether you know it or not, it may help things along by

36:01

supporting the changes that are already in progress.

36:03

It may also help prime the body for labor.

36:07

Everybody wants to be primed for labor.

36:09

Yeah, I think it's good. I

36:11

think it's probably good for priming the body for

36:13

labor. Prime, prime

36:17

for labor, Prime for

36:20

labor.

36:21

Baby, Okay, let's get ready.

36:24

I just want to know if you would ever say to

36:26

Casey, Casey, are

36:29

you ready to prime for labor?

36:32

No, because we ain't having no more kids?

36:34

Really?

36:35

Oh you got tied up. Listen, man,

36:37

did you get you tied it up?

36:39

You tied it up.

36:39

I love my children, Yeah

36:41

you do.

36:43

I don't want any more of them.

36:45

I know you did a double knot in your vast deference.

36:50

And I don't want anymore and

36:53

I know anymore. Listen.

36:56

Yeah, they turn on you.

37:00

Their kids turn on you.

37:01

Hold on.

37:01

Let me write this.

37:02

Listen, write it down, parents.

37:03

I'm writing down.

37:04

I got a parents, young parents

37:06

who are hugging their children listening

37:08

to our podcast.

37:09

Right and they think there and they think their child is sweet.

37:11

And they think it's wonderful. Look at

37:14

look at your child.

37:15

Okay, I'm gonna just do I'm gonna

37:17

hold this stuff down. I'm gonna hold my water bottle and

37:19

pretend I'm looking in the eyes.

37:20

Look at the child. Know that

37:23

that child, that beautiful,

37:25

sweet little baby that's in your arms

37:27

right now.

37:28

Hold on, I'm pretend I'm breastfeeding it.

37:29

Go ahead.

37:30

Oh god, it's gonna one

37:32

day tell

37:35

you to shut up. Oh tell

37:37

you, Oh God, you make you you

37:39

You're so annoying. It's

37:42

gonna say some of the most meanest things.

37:44

I never loved you. I hate.

37:46

Oh this is horrible.

37:48

They're gonna turn on you. Wow

37:51

and your spouse.

37:53

Wouch. Are there any

37:55

positivest having a child?

37:56

They're so cute?

38:00

You can take them to Disneyland.

38:02

You have a Yeah, you have a reason to go to Disneyland.

38:04

All right, we're gonna take a break. When we come back,

38:06

we're gonna talk more about the TV show Scrub.

38:09

I want to meet Scrubs, and I want to meet Black

38:11

Scrubs too.

38:21

Don't don't, don't, All right, circle gurgle.

38:23

I missed those days.

38:25

Elliott has a plan for post pregnancy.

38:27

She's got a whole system. She's telling who

38:29

is she telling that to?

38:30

Uh, Denise's telling it to Denise,

38:34

and Denise is like, let's next

38:36

time we go around, maybe you don't talk anymore.

38:40

Yeah, So she's giving her all this. She's got everything, like

38:42

Elliott, neurotically planned out for when she's

38:44

gonna have sex and when she's gonna have postpartum,

38:46

thinking that she's got it all under control. There's

38:50

an old couple that are both have

38:53

cancer and are terminal and are kind

38:55

of competing with each other for saying whose

38:57

cancer is worse. Jordan

39:00

comes to the hospital very upset, and.

39:03

Jordan for the first time this season.

39:05

Yes, well they were across at another

39:08

stage making Cougartown, so

39:10

this you're right, this is the first time that Jordan's

39:12

come to the season

39:15

nine. Yeah.

39:18

Anyway, she wants Cox to make sure he does his

39:20

will, and she wants everything and because.

39:22

It would have been better, I think they would have been better if

39:25

Lucy and Denise, I'm sorry, if Denise

39:27

and and uh

39:31

Drew were around for

39:34

the Jordan return

39:36

situation, so that they could see what

39:39

they look like and see the parallels and

39:41

everything like that.

39:42

That's funny.

39:43

And they and they didn't, and I think they missed that opportunity.

39:46

Drew was there, but Drew didn't find

39:48

her attractive or anything like that, And I think he should

39:50

have found everything that she was saying to.

39:52

Cox, Oh, that's clever, you know what I mean.

39:54

That should have been like, holy shit, dude,

39:56

your wife is hot, you know what I mean.

39:58

I Meanwhile, they had Cole there, who right,

40:01

isn't Cole there or is that later?

40:02

Yeah, col Cole is there. Cole's there too,

40:04

but he's the one that comments on how

40:07

hot I.

40:09

See Cole is attracted to her. Yeah, and then

40:11

she's like saying, I know your your

40:14

mom's a hoe. I know her because they're all from like

40:16

old money. All

40:19

right, Todd, here's the JD.

40:22

JD is telling Turk and Todd that he's

40:24

not going to have sex for the end of the pregnancy,

40:27

and Todd's like, he doesn't

40:29

take it well, he can't fathom, he doesn't understand

40:32

what's happening. And he goes She's she's you

40:34

mean she's gonna watch while you do other chicks.

40:37

Yeah.

40:38

JD's like no, no, Todd neither one of us

40:41

is going to be having sex. And he's like, I

40:43

gotta take a walk five and

40:46

then and then Turk's like he's not handling

40:49

it well.

40:52

He didn't handle it well.

40:54

And then they're told that. JD says

40:56

that he's told that he can have normal sex in

41:00

six weeks. That's what I assume

41:02

the gynecologist has told him. Is

41:04

that what you were told when you had your babies.

41:08

No, it was told don't have sex immediately

41:12

after because she is very,

41:15

very, very It's not because she's

41:17

going to get hurt or anything like that. It's because

41:19

there's a chance she's going to get pregnant again, a high

41:21

chance you'll get pregnant again at this moment.

41:24

Really, I never knew that. I

41:26

never knew that. I thought it was because,

41:28

like I imagine, obviously someone is very

41:31

sore.

41:32

No, you could be you can, you

41:34

can theoretically have sex after

41:38

you deliver.

41:39

That's like Irish what do they call that? Irish twins?

41:41

Irish twins.

41:42

Yeah, they're born in the same year,

41:46

not the same year really, yeah, yeah,

41:48

yeah, the same calendar

41:50

year.

41:51

That's how you would have an Irish twin, I guess.

41:53

Yeah, So like if you're born in January and

41:55

then your brother

41:58

is born in October or

42:00

December.

42:01

Right or November.

42:05

I like when he's going through the sex

42:08

games they have, he says, you mean we can't

42:10

play me girl, you boy.

42:13

That's one of their sex games.

42:15

Yeah, they played

42:17

sex No.

42:19

I thought you boy, no,

42:21

but I thought it was I thought it was more

42:23

like like gender swapping. Like JD's

42:26

saying they have a sex game where he's like, me, girl,

42:28

you boy, that's

42:33

not what you thought.

42:35

So you get so JD gets pegged.

42:37

Yeah, maybe he gets pegged or she's sicking

42:40

digits in there. I don't know, but I just know that, like it's

42:42

a gender thing.

42:43

Hm hmm.

42:46

You didn't say receiving like that's.

42:47

No, That's exactly what I thought. I was like the way

42:49

for JD to phrase this, because he doesn't

42:52

say it with like a caveman like,

42:54

you know, stereotypical dialect that we think of.

42:56

It was like me.

42:58

Girl, you boy.

42:58

I was like, are they swapping?

43:00

It sounds like it sounds like, but doesn't

43:02

that sound cave man ish?

43:04

Me?

43:04

Girl?

43:04

You? It could be both. It could be both.

43:06

Why can't be both?

43:07

Why? And as a question after it

43:10

too me girl, you boy.

43:12

Yeah, they don't know. Oh you're saying that's why you

43:14

thought it was cave Man. Yeah,

43:17

that's funny. I read it as it is, like they

43:19

have many sex games, and one is that they

43:22

switched chenders.

43:26

That probably that probably tracks a

43:28

little bit better than cave Man. But okay.

43:31

JD says that he's racing against the clock

43:34

like Harrison Ford in some kind of Harrison

43:36

Ford movie.

43:37

Yeah. I thought that was pretty.

43:38

I thought you'd like that because you love all things Harrison

43:40

Ford.

43:41

And he does race against the clock a lot.

43:43

He's good at racing against the clock.

43:45

He's very good at racing.

43:46

There's nobody better at racing against the clock. I

43:48

mean, who's better racing

43:51

against the clock.

43:52

Liam Neeson can the race

43:54

against the clock. Liam

43:56

Neeson's could race against the clock also, and

43:58

so can Bruce Willie. Bruce Willy could race

44:01

against the clock pretty well, Diehard,

44:03

Bruce Willy could race against the motherfucking

44:06

clock. The planes were about to lose

44:09

gas in the sky, No

44:13

petrow. It was

44:15

about terrain planes across

44:18

the United States of America.

44:21

Which which which movie you're talking about?

44:23

Diehard too?

44:25

Oh, I only know Diehard one.

44:27

Oh, Diehard two is good too? Really,

44:30

Diehard two is good? Is

44:32

good?

44:33

Three is not good? Diard three? Which

44:36

one is the one where they where they has to

44:38

walk through Harlem with the sign Diehard

44:40

three. I don't remember liking that

44:42

one.

44:43

Oh, you got to go back and watch it. It's better than

44:45

the ones after that because then he becomes a freaking superhero.

44:47

Wait, they may die Head four.

44:50

Yeah, look there's one with him and

44:53

and justin Long that I actually like a

44:55

lot. I think one's that

44:57

Live Free die Hard.

44:59

I think die Hard two is the one that you're talking

45:01

about, because Diehard three with a vengeance?

45:04

Right. Die Hard two is the plane Okay,

45:08

it is all right. Diehard

45:10

two is the planes. Die Hard one

45:12

is the taka Gnomi Plaza Pato

45:16

sorry, knockatomy.

45:17

Plazatomy plaza in Century

45:19

City.

45:21

Diehard two is the planes coming down.

45:24

You drive through Century City, right, every time you drive

45:26

through Century City, don't you think there's nochotomy

45:28

plaza?

45:29

No, because there's so many freaking buildings

45:31

now.

45:31

No knocking tony plaza stands out.

45:33

Which one is it?

45:34

It's the one that looks like.

45:38

Okay, which one do you know?

45:39

Which I don't know the real name is, but they should.

45:42

You know what building it is when you're driving by

45:44

that the dude jumps off the building that they jump

45:47

off the.

45:47

Building a big red hotel.

45:50

It's the white one.

45:51

That's not the point. The point is the

45:53

building in die Hard is super iconic.

45:56

Yes, and no, I can't recognize

45:58

it.

45:59

Are you serious?

46:00

I don't.

46:01

I can't recognize it. Listeners, When you drive

46:04

through Century City, if you're going to visit l A, there's

46:06

not much street is it on?

46:07

What street?

46:07

Is it on?

46:08

Century? Century Park East? Type thing?

46:10

Okay?

46:12

I mean it's on. There's only two major streets

46:14

there, Avenue of the Stars and Century Park East.

46:16

And I'm telling you, listeners, if

46:18

you if you visit LA you're

46:21

gonna want to drive through Century City solely to

46:23

seek not Gonzi Plaza.

46:25

I know exactly where it is. Actually, I

46:27

take it back, do do do?

46:29

Do?

46:30

Take it back? I take it back.

46:33

Well, I just want to say that I drive through

46:35

there all the time and I've never once gone

46:38

not thought there's Nochntell Plaza. They

46:41

should rename it Knockings Plaza.

46:46

All right.

46:46

So the idea of a baby

46:49

moon is introduced, JD

46:53

is a fantasy. It's really lame. Think of two

46:55

babies on a honeymoon on a green screen.

46:57

Boo.

47:00

It's sad that JD has to go out with a fantasy like

47:02

that. JD's last fantasy

47:04

is that well.

47:06

Also, Cole suggests a baby morn. He

47:08

also suggests that jazz makes babies

47:10

gay.

47:12

Yeah. I don't know why they chose jazz to make babies

47:14

gay. I

47:17

mean, it's such a non PC twenty

47:20

twenty four humor. But if you were gonna

47:22

have to choose one with a gun to your head, I don't think it would be

47:24

jazz. Why because

47:27

why is jazz? I mean I can understand

47:29

the jokes. Abby's joke would be musical theater

47:32

or like you know, like you

47:34

know, I will survive. I

47:36

don't know insert a song here, but jazz.

47:39

I wouldn't have choosed jazz.

47:41

Would you have chosen? What

47:44

song? Would you have?

47:44

First? I was afraid? I was petrified.

47:48

Is that a gay song? I don't think that's why.

47:49

I think it's like A.

47:50

Isn't it like A? Isn't it like I would

47:52

think.

47:52

I'm coming out? I

47:55

won't through the world too.

47:57

No, I don't know also a

47:59

very queer anthem. I mean, pick a disco

48:01

song.

48:02

I was going to say disco would be the era that I would

48:04

associate. Well, I wonder what's the most popular

48:06

jowell. Can you google what is the most popular

48:10

song for drag performers

48:12

to sing?

48:13

I bet it's queer anthem? What is the queer

48:16

asking.

48:17

Two separate questions. One is what's

48:19

the most popular queer anthem?

48:21

And one is the.

48:23

Amazing it's

48:26

the queer anthem of last

48:28

year, Kylie Minogue dropped the new

48:30

song and it's just very fun

48:32

and very gay.

48:35

Or can you tell us another popular queer

48:37

anthem this year? Just let

48:39

me know if it's this what you're trying

48:41

to get into one day, what

48:44

you're trying to do.

48:46

I like that that that's a pretty queer anthem.

48:48

I wish someone remixed that and make it a queer

48:50

anthem.

48:51

That would be amazing. I invite our fans to make

48:54

that a queer anthem.

48:55

Yeah, if you're one of our fans who knows how

48:57

to make a queer anthem, you should remix this.

49:00

Everybody likes a little ass flay. Don't even act like you

49:02

don't, all

49:05

right, I will say this one

49:08

of my favorite songs ever, and I think it's everybody's

49:11

favorite song, but I feel like this was a queer anthem

49:13

at one point. It's one of my favorite songs

49:15

ever. Dancing on my own, It's

49:17

one of my favorite songs ever made. It's

49:20

one of the best songs ever made in the history of songs.

49:23

Dancing on my own? Who sings that?

49:26

It's literally one of the best. If you listen to the lyrics.

49:28

I just want to dance all

49:31

night. I'm

49:37

all messed up. I'm so out

49:40

of line.

49:42

That's the fire.

49:44

Come on now, still letters

49:46

and brokecking bottles.

49:49

I'm spinning it around in

49:52

circles.

49:53

That's a queer anthem.

49:54

Joelle Robin

49:57

is a queer like icon

49:59

artist, so like folks, she

50:02

have songs in the same way. I kind of a Nogue or Britney

50:04

Spears or Madonna drops the song. The gays are

50:06

gonna check in.

50:07

That song as old as fuck, that song is like. That

50:10

song is like almost ten years old, and for

50:12

like years, for years,

50:16

that shit pops on the radio and you see everybody,

50:18

I don't care where you are, you could be in the motherfucking

50:20

gap.

50:22

What happens when you hear the gap, you start

50:25

dancing.

50:25

That shit is fired on your own?

50:26

Do you dance on your own?

50:27

You dance on your own?

50:29

Joelle? Can you do another anthem?

50:34

Another queer anthem that's very popular?

50:36

Sure, Madonna's Vogue is probably one

50:38

of the most popular. Janet

50:41

Jackson's Together Again is actually dedicated

50:43

to queer friends of hers who died during the AIDS epidemic.

50:46

So that's like a really good one. What's

50:49

a Hero Hero by

50:51

Mariah Carey also very popular?

50:54

Real anthem?

50:55

Yes, and then a hero comes

50:57

alone.

50:58

You can see the drag queens performing on a ready.

51:00

Right, all right?

51:02

Have you ever been to a drag shows? Ach?

51:04

No, but I actually drew by it. Why

51:06

are you yelling at me?

51:07

I'm so sorry I've

51:12

never been.

51:12

Why didn't you invite me?

51:13

The Hamburger Mary girls would love you?

51:15

Oh wait?

51:16

I want to want to rage. I

51:18

want to rage one back in the day. Rage

51:21

doesn't exist anymore, I don't believe.

51:23

So there's no reason for you to be this upset.

51:26

Don't get this upset about rage closing. Calm

51:28

down.

51:29

It was a staple in West Hollywood.

51:31

And I know we went there for research for Broken

51:33

Hearts Club.

51:34

It's the only gay club that I had

51:36

been in well that I know that I've been other than the

51:38

Abbey in Hollywood.

51:41

I went with Dean Kine, Andrew

51:43

Keagan, Billy Porter to

51:45

to Rage Amazing. It was

51:47

hilarious.

51:49

Did you ever go to the Abbey?

51:51

Yeah, I've been to the Abbey, but Hamburger Mary's.

51:53

Sorry audience for if you're confused. These are all West

51:56

Hollywood, Uh spots along Santa

51:58

Monica Boulevard. Now,

52:01

I've passed that place, and they have they have a drag

52:03

brunch. I believe right because I just

52:06

hosted it.

52:07

It's very fun.

52:08

Really, I would

52:10

love to go to. Well, why don't you do Why don't you organize

52:12

a fake doctor's real friends field trip to

52:15

to a drag brunch?

52:16

Wow?

52:17

Okay, you asked for this object.

52:20

I'm very excited.

52:21

About love that, right,

52:25

I would love that. Are you kidding there?

52:27

All right, we should probably take a break, and we

52:29

should probably keep going with the show because we're off

52:31

on so many tangents today. We'll

52:34

be right back after these fine

52:36

words. What you're trying to get into

52:39

a day show, what you're trying

52:41

to do, and

52:49

we're back all

52:52

right, continue on the show. All

52:54

right, So Cole doing Edward

52:56

scissor Hands right, because I don't

52:58

know why he's doing Edward scissor hands.

53:00

I like that.

53:01

I like that he got to the fine tuning

53:04

at the end with the let snip, snip

53:06

and the snip. Just it's

53:09

ready now.

53:10

Yeah, mahoney,

53:14

Denise will be Cox's sounding board

53:16

because he wants to rant to her. Missus

53:20

Foster dies. They were married for forty

53:22

seven years and Elliott cries at the thought

53:24

of Cox dying at the very thought. Sarah's very

53:26

good with that spontaneous tears.

53:28

That shit was very funny, and she got really emotional

53:30

and she got angry face cry

53:32

too, and that was very funny.

53:34

She always she said that, you know, back

53:36

in the day she has had to listen to a sad song,

53:39

but now she can do it without even listening to a sad

53:41

song. She just thinks about the right

53:43

thing.

53:44

Yeah, it's when when

53:46

you have kids.

53:47

Yeah, I imagine that you just think about.

53:49

Things that you can think about that are like and

53:51

it's not even about them, it's about you letting

53:54

them down and automatically.

53:56

Yeah.

53:57

Well, Turk and Jad keep playing hide and Seek

53:59

with the walkie talkies. JD

54:02

is a doctor, but he refers to birth as right

54:05

before your baby comes out of your special

54:07

area. Lucy

54:10

can't cut Ben, She's afraid. Cole

54:13

says the jet ski is the motorcycle of the

54:16

sea.

54:16

I thought that was funny, Elliott

54:20

says, noted a baby moon. Yeah,

54:22

I thought she'd be into it.

54:24

She doesn't want it, And the answer

54:26

is the worst thing ever. Let's have the baby

54:29

moon in the hospital. Who'd ever want a baby And

54:31

it's not even like in a private room, it's like in

54:34

like it looks like the smoking area.

54:36

I remember me and

54:39

Michael Mosley

54:43

doing loving You Is

54:46

he easy because your beauty

54:49

for your baby moon and him

54:52

playing the guitar and me singing that Elliott

54:55

and.

54:56

Or maybe they couldn't afford it or something.

54:58

And they cut it and now there's something else there.

55:01

Oh, I do remember that.

55:03

That's definitely not in there.

55:04

That's definitely not in there.

55:06

Cox says a wife cannot hear logic

55:08

from her husband. It must come from a friend,

55:10

a stranger, or oprah. I thought that was funny.

55:15

Donald, Is that true?

55:16

Donald? Is that true?

55:18

No?

55:18

I don't think my wife necessarily agrees

55:20

with what Oprah has to say, maybe what Beyonce

55:22

has to say, but not necessarily what Oprah got to say.

55:25

But do you think that she can hear logic

55:27

from a friend, a stranger or Beyonce better

55:29

than you?

55:31

Fuck yeah, she

55:35

don't even got to know, right, a

55:37

stranger. Yes, the stranger could be like, Yo,

55:40

that seemed pretty fucked up, and she'd be like,

55:42

did it? Fuck?

55:45

I gotta go fucking apologize to him.

55:49

I hate him, but I love him.

55:51

But I did laugh at this,

55:54

you know, in the part and Can't Buy Me Love when it opens

55:56

with Patrick Dempsey and you're like, Elliott,

55:59

do you think there's a Patrick Dempsey movie I haven't

56:01

seen. Fuck

56:04

yeah that well, first of all, can't

56:07

buy Me love? Because it can't buy

56:09

me love. I went on a tangent and watched

56:11

a bunch of different Patrick Dempsey movies. There's

56:14

one where he was like a pizza delivery guy

56:16

and and he becomes a hold

56:19

Yeah, same thing.

56:23

Yeah, I don't think I ever saw that one, but he's like a Jiggielow

56:25

pizza man.

56:26

Yeah, there's

56:28

one of those. And then there was what else was there?

56:31

I'm trying to think that he do action.

56:33

Don't you think I know the pats Should Dempsey catalog

56:36

as well as he did.

56:37

It was always like a romantic comedy. But

56:40

the best one by far is Can't Buy Me Love? That

56:42

one to this day, Cindy Mancini and Ronald

56:44

Miller will go down in history as

56:47

one of my favorite high school

56:49

movies. It's up there with all of the John Hughes

56:51

movies. Which movie Can't

56:54

Buy Me Love? Okay, Gerardo's

56:56

in it? Rico Suave, the Motherfucker's

56:58

in it. There was three of them, Anthony

57:02

Michael Hall, John Cryer, and

57:04

Patrick Dempsey. Patrick

57:07

Dempsey was more of the geek

57:10

to sheet dude always, but

57:12

John Cryer and Anthony Michael Hall

57:15

as youths, you always

57:18

like the outcast.

57:20

Elliott watches anime pornography.

57:23

She watches like Legend of the Legends of the over

57:25

Fiend and shit like that. She watches crazy.

57:28

Dark What's Legends of the Overfiend?

57:30

You gotta this is something when

57:32

I was a kid, and it's anime

57:35

porn. It's not really porn, but

57:37

it's like porn. Man, It's like it

57:40

is porn but it's not porn. There's a I

57:42

don't know how to it's like a demon,

57:45

but the demon is like this sect. Just look

57:47

it up, Legends of the Overpiend.

57:49

It's nothing you can I think

57:51

it's even R rated or NC seventeen.

57:54

But because it's it's like the

57:57

demon turns into a freaking penis

57:59

hand and shoves it in a woman's mind. Like it's

58:01

crazy.

58:02

Dude, how do I spell overpiend?

58:05

I have no idea. I think over and

58:07

then fiend.

58:09

Oh, Legends of the over Fiend. Okay,

58:12

let me just see what's happening with this. Have

58:16

you seen this?

58:17

I don't know anything about this. This is outside

58:19

of my wheelhouse.

58:20

It's a long time ago. This is when I was very I'm

58:22

like ninety two.

58:23

Well, it's on YouTube. It can't be pornographic. If

58:25

it's on YouTube, WHOA.

58:29

Pieces on it and can if the censors didn't,

58:31

can I catch it?

58:35

Oh?

58:35

This is like interviews about it. But

58:41

when I was and here it is the anime you should

58:43

not have watched.

58:46

Okay, that's probably

58:48

what fucked me up. That's probably what

58:50

fucked me up.

58:51

Oh yeah, I can see why this could be. This

58:54

could be twisted. So

58:56

you think this is what Elliott's watching?

58:58

Yes, Oh, I

59:00

got to whoa, yes, exactly

59:03

exactly, Yes, did

59:06

the arm turned into like a freaking bunch of penises

59:08

and stuff like that.

59:09

I don't think I can describe on a family podcast

59:12

what's happening?

59:12

This is not a family podcast. This

59:15

is not my locker.

59:17

This is not my locker.

59:20

That's Beverly Hills cup too. Yes, I'm

59:23

so jealous that I'm not in the new one one.

59:27

No, this is not my locker Part one.

59:30

Oh, then he redoes the joke in too this

59:32

is not my office, this is not my office. They literally

59:34

gave him on what you're talking about, willis this

59:38

is not my office. They were like, you

59:40

had such a funny line in one, can we repeat

59:42

it with office?

59:43

Yeah. Al Bronson pinch Show is in

59:46

this new one. Of course he is Serge.

59:49

I think Joseph Gordon Levitt got the got

59:51

the part I would have wanted dreamed

59:54

of. I would

59:56

have been ex Hacket's kid. I don't

59:58

know what the part is, but there was one part for someone

1:00:02

like someone like Joseph Gordon Levitt.

1:00:04

But I told my agent, I was like, literally, I'll

1:00:07

have one. I'll be the al of one line. I'll

1:00:09

be like your check. Yeah,

1:00:13

here, mister here, mister Foley,

1:00:15

you take these bananas. Well, the buffet,

1:00:23

the buffet, take

1:00:25

the bananas. You take these bananas.

1:00:30

For no reason too, for no reason,

1:00:33

for no reason, he goes, Well, a buffet

1:00:35

is twelve dollars, such and such

1:00:37

as, Oh I needed some bananas. You

1:00:40

go ahead and take these bananas, just

1:00:45

so the plot couldn't move on.

1:00:50

Is this the man who right at

1:00:53

the Harold Club this morning?

1:00:54

All right?

1:00:55

Sorry, sorry, one, Sometimes that happens. We

1:00:57

were we were long overdue for Beverly Hills.

1:00:59

Cop, that's

1:01:02

the man who wrecked to

1:01:05

keep it down? Please, why can you hear

1:01:07

me? Yes?

1:01:11

Is this the man who incapacitated

1:01:16

one of our cars by

1:01:19

sticking up.

1:01:20

Marked No,

1:01:23

he goes, just a man who incapacitated

1:01:26

an unmarked car with a banana.

1:01:36

You've never seen this movie? You have?

1:01:38

You?

1:01:39

I have not what you've

1:01:42

never seen.

1:01:44

I guess I just don't remember that line. I guess

1:01:46

I haven't seen it in a really long time. I have to see it

1:01:48

again. But it's been years and years

1:01:50

and years.

1:01:51

I saw I had a rerelease in theaters and it holds

1:01:54

up. Audience was dying.

1:01:57

I was like, I don't know what you're talking When he throws that dude

1:02:00

over the buffet table, that's

1:02:02

Richard Pryor stunt man. That ain't fucking Eddie

1:02:04

Murphy's time.

1:02:07

I gotta watch Beverly Hills cop again. I definitely forgot

1:02:09

Please does the.

1:02:11

Front dive roll over some stairs

1:02:14

and then lands on his knees and bucks

1:02:16

two cats down? Are

1:02:19

you kidding me? Do

1:02:23

you know how much that would hurt my back doing that

1:02:25

shit?

1:02:26

What about when Cole this maybe laugh out loud, when

1:02:28

Cole goes up to Elliott and goes, what's the situation

1:02:31

with those big old d's an milk?

1:02:37

And then when he walks away in the background, he's

1:02:39

still looking over his shoulder with

1:02:42

the face of I wouldn't suck the ship out

1:02:44

of him?

1:02:45

He says, what the line is, what's

1:02:47

the situation with those big old d's?

1:02:49

Any milk? Cat?

1:02:53

Does Howard Johnson still exist?

1:02:55

Hojo's Hojo's I.

1:02:58

Haven't seen a hojos in a really long time.

1:03:00

I'm sure it does. I just want to point out the very last

1:03:02

moment of of JD on Scrubs

1:03:05

Forever is lying in a in a coffin

1:03:09

next turk.

1:03:10

Yeah, yeah, we

1:03:13

went out.

1:03:13

We went out in coffins, right next to each other.

1:03:16

We killed it.

1:03:18

We ended with the bang, we died.

1:03:20

They hide right next to each other. Yeah,

1:03:24

and say the exact same thing. Come, what

1:03:27

is it? What I say? Pull? Pull it up, never

1:03:30

find me, You'll never find But before that,

1:03:32

they're saying, pull pull it down quickly

1:03:36

close.

1:03:38

Well that's it everyone, that's the episode. That

1:03:41

was fun.

1:03:43

That's fun.

1:03:44

Can see anything you.

1:03:46

Want wrap battle battle,

1:03:51

Oh my god?

1:03:51

Locked in here we go. What do you want to say?

1:03:53

I don't want to say anything.

1:03:54

There's a clear winner.

1:03:55

I'm well, there's come on now.

1:03:57

Wait you have to see the audience context because I barely

1:04:00

know what you're talking about. There's a there's a rap battle going

1:04:02

on.

1:04:03

There's a rap battle going on between Drake

1:04:05

and Kendrick Lamar.

1:04:06

Okay, why do they why do they not like each other?

1:04:09

I have I have no clue, or

1:04:11

do we have the time.

1:04:13

I can summarize it.

1:04:14

Like this, it's too hard.

1:04:16

No, I can do I can do it.

1:04:17

I can do it, and it's super quick.

1:04:20

Uh a rap?

1:04:22

Frequently you have a mentor.

1:04:24

This beef goes back like four

1:04:27

to five mentors of beef

1:04:29

like your mentor, are like my mentor, I like I

1:04:31

like that producer, Da da da. It's like a long chain

1:04:33

of hate that has finally reached its apex

1:04:36

where these two guys are like, Oh, we're just gonna have it out in

1:04:38

the streets then, and that's where we're at. But

1:04:41

okay, there's a lot again, we don't

1:04:44

have to go into all the gritty details. That's the broad strokes

1:04:46

of it. You can find a TikTok that explains it well, right,

1:04:49

but.

1:04:50

It's I'm not on.

1:04:51

I'm not on TikTok joell. That's why I have you.

1:04:53

It's a lot they they they it

1:04:56

started off like oh oh,

1:05:01

and now it's just like oh ship.

1:05:05

So they go back and forth. They release

1:05:07

tracks that diss each other, back and

1:05:09

forth.

1:05:10

Yeah, how many how many tracks tracks?

1:05:13

Now?

1:05:14

Eight tracks so far? It is

1:05:16

crazy.

1:05:16

And if this may be a dumb question, but like,

1:05:19

are the tracks good?

1:05:20

Yes?

1:05:21

Yes, artist has green tracks?

1:05:23

Fie, well, hold on, come on now, both

1:05:26

are hold on, hold on, listen.

1:05:28

Both artists are being very creative with what

1:05:30

they're doing.

1:05:32

Let's let's say that first one that is being a

1:05:34

genius. Okay, choosing

1:05:37

sides or anything sides

1:05:40

by side choion.

1:05:42

I'm not choosing. I'm just here

1:05:45

for the good music.

1:05:47

Is one of the best rappers alive. But I

1:05:49

can't follow su. It's just Ken Drake has

1:05:51

been just slam dunking everywhere.

1:05:54

For example, it's

1:05:56

just.

1:05:57

The levels, the levels, the fact and the

1:06:00

mental games he's playing, the fact that he released a song

1:06:02

like literally an hour after Dude dropped his disc.

1:06:04

He was like, I predicted everything you were gonna say, and

1:06:07

he was correct broad

1:06:09

no and then and then he reallys like his third

1:06:12

track was such it was like very heavy and kind

1:06:14

of somber and a lot of like intense accusations

1:06:17

to follow that up with a club banger that

1:06:19

turns New York out a

1:06:22

West Coast rapporturn in New York club about two hours after

1:06:24

a song drops, like it's the game

1:06:26

is done because

1:06:28

this is.

1:06:28

Where I don't want it to turn. I don't want it to turn East

1:06:30

coast, West Coast because that's not real.

1:06:32

It's going to be all that. Another one of them is into gunplay.

1:06:34

I just think that the well, something happened

1:06:37

last night, you know what I mean,

1:06:39

at somebody's house, you know.

1:06:40

Anyway, My point is my favorite part

1:06:43

of my favorite part of that disc track.

1:06:45

Wasn't gone so lot?

1:06:49

All right, everyone, that has been our summary of

1:06:51

the latest in rap Beef's. Thank

1:06:53

you the three of you for educating me

1:06:55

and I'm sure some of our listeners on what's happening in

1:06:58

rap beef world.

1:07:01

Everybody is everywhere, This ship's

1:07:03

on Good Morning America. This ship is.

1:07:05

Everywhere, and

1:07:08

we don't have musical theater beefs.

1:07:11

I know, lion King never goes up against fucking

1:07:13

uh right,

1:07:15

right, I got

1:07:17

beef with all you all over. Dear Reverend Hansen,

1:07:20

who is you? We're the Lion King?

1:07:22

You never heard the Simba disc track? All

1:07:28

right, well that's our show. Next week. We're gonna have exactly.

1:07:31

We're gonna have Eliza

1:07:33

Coop and Carrie

1:07:36

Biche and and that's

1:07:38

gonna be fun.

1:07:39

We're gonna talk a lot about the show scrubs

1:07:41

not like today.

1:07:43

No, we we hit it.

1:07:43

We hit all the bullet points of that wonderful episode.

1:07:47

Thank you audience for tuning in. We appreciate

1:07:49

you, We really do. We know there's

1:07:51

many podcasts you could choose, there's so many

1:07:55

and uh and you choose us, So thank

1:07:57

you.

1:07:58

It's crazy, but I appreciate

1:08:00

it.

1:08:00

We appreciate you Donald

1:08:03

to say those magic dollars.

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we made about

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a bunch of talks and nurses in Canada

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whole me. I said, here's the stories

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