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1:52

yelling. I have to turn my headphones

1:54

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1:56

have this in front of the mic. Let me put this

1:59

in front of the... I don't even think the

2:01

spit card was going to help with any of

2:03

that because spit card isn't going to turn down

2:05

the volume on the yelling. Yo, so can I

2:07

just say, first of all, somebody hacked my Twitter.

2:09

Eat a dick. Second. Really? What were

2:11

the what were you hocking on Twitter when you were

2:13

hacked? I don't know what I'm

2:15

hocking. I can't get into Twitter right now.

2:17

Dan said you were hocking MacBooks and alt

2:19

coins. You were hacking. Don't buy

2:22

that shit. This is going to be so late in

2:24

the game anyway. You're not going to know. But did

2:26

you change your password? I am

2:28

in the midst of getting it done right

2:30

now. But that being said, there's another log

2:32

out and log out. You don't even need to be

2:34

on there. I'm not even I'm not on it. What

2:37

is it called? X. I'm not X. I'm

2:39

not on X either, but you should definitely

2:41

change your password and log out. But there was

2:44

this other thing that I was on. Pornhub.

2:48

I'm always missing no

2:51

disrespect to other websites

2:53

out there. You're going to point out.

2:56

You're not doing it like Pornhub. You're just not

2:58

doing it like your wife's in the background as

3:00

you see. And my wife walks through. I

3:05

give up. Don't you

3:07

give up? Don't give up. I

3:10

give up. She says, I give up. I

3:12

give up. Say hi. I give

3:14

up. Your face is so beautiful

3:16

and shiny. Facial. Oh, oh. Somebody

3:20

got a facial in HK and 4K. Come

3:24

say hi. You've got to get. Hi,

3:26

guys. Hi, Casey. How

3:28

are you doing? She can't hear

3:30

us. I can't hear. Hi.

3:36

I feel like the only way I see you

3:38

is if I'm on the podcast. I know.

3:40

I know. I'm in New York

3:42

City now, but I hear you got a facial.

3:44

You look beautiful. Thank you. Candace.

3:48

Candace killed it. Candace did good. Yeah. What does

3:50

she do? She takes like a buffer and just

3:52

buffs your face off? Yeah, she buffs

3:54

it. She pokes it. She buffs it.

3:57

She prizes. She do extraction.

4:01

I like that when they get like black heads out. And

4:04

not many do that anymore. So. Why?

4:07

It's like not allowed. Cause they're all bougie. They all want

4:09

to charge you $500 to just rub your face and throw

4:11

some cream on it. I

4:13

could do that. Nope, Candice gets in there

4:15

and gets dirty. If I'm going to get

4:17

a facial, I want someone to get all the black heads out. Candice

4:20

Myell, she's awesome. Candice Myell, do

4:22

you want to give her Instagram a shout out? She's

4:24

probably very busy, I imagine. I don't know her

4:27

Instagram. Well, she's Candice Myell, everyone.

4:30

She's in LA, she's a facial. Myell, myell. How do you spell

4:32

that? M-I-E-L-L-E.

4:35

There you go, Candice is going to be booked now. Yeah,

4:38

that would be awesome. All right, Casey, we

4:40

love you. Bye, bye, love you guys. Donald.

4:46

Sometimes I was saying Pornhub.

4:48

No, back to it. They don't

4:50

do it, nobody does it like

4:52

Pornhub. Okay, listen, Donald, can

4:55

you focus on something else? Yes. I

4:58

went to the Rangers game last night. And

5:02

I got to tell you something. They lose or did they win? They lost.

5:04

Fucking your bad luck, bro. Don't say

5:06

that. You're the ultimate bad luck. Don't say that.

5:08

If the MSG people hear you. You're fucking New

5:10

York City bad luck because you're bridging tunnel, fronting

5:12

like you're a fucking New Yorker right now, and

5:14

you're only there six months a year. How many

5:16

fucking years do I have to live in Manhattan

5:18

for you to think that I'm not bridging tunnel?

5:22

I've been living here 20 years. Listen,

5:24

bro. I don't

5:26

want the bridging tunnel. Define it by two

5:29

because it's half of a year, okay? So

5:31

really you've lived there for 10. I want

5:33

to tell you. So you're just now starting.

5:36

You don't even like sports. I

5:39

do now. I got to tell you, granted

5:42

it's playoff hockey, but I got to

5:44

tell you, hockey live is fun. The

5:47

crowd is crazy. But the

5:49

game is dope too, man. And also

5:52

it doesn't stop. What I like about

5:54

it is it doesn't stop. It barely

5:56

stops. And I also appreciate- There

5:58

are timeouts and stuff like that. They're very- brief

6:00

and you can tell when there's TV

6:02

timeouts and stuff, but the crowd is

6:04

so amped. I also appreciate

6:06

it that they call it an intermission. I

6:09

really like that. There were

6:11

two intermission. There wasn't

6:13

a half time. It wasn't any

6:16

of that bullshit. It was an

6:18

intermission. It was your

6:20

talk. It was your kind of speak. Yeah, I

6:22

liked it. I really, it's still fun, man. And then we

6:24

got to go down to the, this sort

6:26

of owner's dining room area

6:29

and during each intermission and

6:31

there's like food and it was just

6:33

really swank. You're

6:36

swanky. I love the fans. I love the

6:39

energy of it. It's crazy. I got a

6:41

whole little MSG thing figured out right now.

6:43

I'm going Friday. I'm going again Friday. You are

6:46

falling in love with New York City. Look

6:48

at you. You're falling in love

6:50

with it. I love it. The only thing that's

6:52

missing is you. I wish you were here. I

6:54

wish you were here after this podcast. We would

6:56

stroll down the street and get a meal together.

6:59

You are just doing this for the people so

7:01

that they believe that you miss me, but you

7:03

don't miss me. No, I've had drinks with Johnny.

7:05

I hung out with Bill Lawrence. I've drinks with

7:08

Johnny, hung out with Bill Lawrence. Yeah. In

7:11

any of those conversations where you're like, you know, I

7:13

really fucking miss Donald right now. Absolutely.

7:15

There's always talk about you. Oh, I got

7:18

to tell you. So I'm in this fancy

7:20

owner's dining room last night at MSG and

7:22

a guy comes up to me and he

7:24

says, um, Hey, I love the podcast. And

7:27

I go, Oh, thank you so much. And my

7:29

friend whispers in my ear, do you know who

7:31

that is? And I'm like, no. And he says,

7:33

that's John Sykes, the president of I heart. Well,

7:36

well, well, that's so you met John.

7:38

You met John Sykes for the first time. I

7:41

never met John Sykes before. I guess he's also

7:43

the CEO. He also the CEO of the Rockman

7:45

Roll Hall of Fame. I'm told that's correct. Shout

7:47

out, John. Yeah, he's a dope

7:49

dude. He was very nice. He was very nice.

7:52

And he loves the podcast. He was like, you

7:54

guys are killing it. Don't do that.

7:56

Cool. That's really cool. And I just thought it was

7:59

going like, Hey, podcast and I was

8:01

like, Jeff Zucker moment, bro. Well,

8:03

I didn't give him nuggies and say I was

8:05

hoping you I was hoping you said something like

8:07

in so I fucking know

8:09

I didn't embarrass myself at all. And he was so

8:12

nice and he loves our show and it

8:14

was cool. It was really it was neat. That's

8:16

awesome, bro. That's really cool. Did

8:20

you guys hang out after? No, I just talked

8:22

to him for a second. You know, everyone there is sort of,

8:24

you know, there's so much going on. There's so much stimuli. Everyone's

8:26

doing their own thing. But I got to talk to him for

8:28

a second. It's big. The Rangers

8:30

are, you know, they're still fighting. Yeah,

8:33

I learned so much. I didn't know you could

8:35

take the goalie out and put another man on

8:38

the ice when you need to. That's that's that's

8:40

cool. It's also dangerous.

8:42

It's very dangerous. I know that's how they lost

8:44

their third goal. Did

8:46

you know that was a thing? Yeah, man.

8:49

My brother, I grew up in Hell's Kitchen. I

8:51

know you're Mr. Sports, but I didn't know

8:53

how to explain this shit to you. My

8:56

whole neighborhood is fucking straight up. Irish

8:59

man, like straight up. I grew up in

9:01

and now it's a little bit more integrated

9:05

and there are way more cultures. But

9:07

when I was growing up, hockey

9:11

was the number one sport in my

9:13

neighborhood. And it wasn't ice. It wasn't

9:15

necessarily ice hockey. It was roller hockey,

9:17

too. Street hockey. Yeah, street hockey. So

9:19

cats were on roller blades were coming

9:21

out or, you know. So my brother,

9:24

Dade, played hockey

9:27

growing up at a very young age. And,

9:31

you know, so I learned a little

9:33

bit from him and everybody in my building who

9:35

I grew up with were all

9:38

hockey fans, ranger fans,

9:41

Islander fans, fucking. There

9:43

were very few devil fans. I'm sorry. Sorry,

9:46

New Jersey. You wouldn't be a devil's fan. You

9:48

wouldn't be a devil's fan if you were, you

9:51

know, in Hell's Kitchen, I imagine. MSG is

9:53

right there. Right.

9:56

So we're straight up Knicks fans. We're

9:58

straight up. I'm a

10:00

Giants fan. There are a lot of Jets fans

10:02

though. I'm a Yankee fan. There are a few Met fans. Not

10:06

a lot, but there are a few Met fans. I did

10:08

like the Mets growing up, but I'm a Yankee fan. You

10:10

know who I sat in front of at the game and

10:12

met? And

10:14

my father, Rest in Peace, would have lost his mind, was John

10:16

Franco, the relief pitcher for the 86 Mets. Yeah,

10:21

dude. Come on. That's the series

10:23

right there. Dude, my

10:25

father. I was... Listen, I want

10:27

to say, I want

10:30

to be sincere for a second. I had a night last

10:32

night, because my friend is so dialed into MSG. So I

10:34

got this amazing experience where I'm like, I was just thinking

10:36

to my father so much that he would have been a

10:38

kid in a candy store. I met

10:41

James Dolan and we sat at his table

10:43

at dinner beforehand. We

10:45

sat in front of John Franco. I just

10:48

kept thinking to my dad because my dad loved all

10:50

sports, but particularly loved baseball. So I don't know. It

10:52

was just a cool moment where I was remembering my

10:54

dad and thinking about how much he would have loved

10:57

this moment. It's beautiful, bro. It

10:59

was baller. The funny thing too was like, so

11:02

at the intermissions, you're

11:05

invited to go back into

11:07

this James Dolan's dining

11:09

room and

11:11

knowing he wasn't coming back to his table. So my

11:13

friend was like, are we to the ushers and the

11:15

people that work there? Like, are you sure we're allowed

11:17

to sit at the table? And they're

11:19

like, yeah, it's fine because you were with him at dinner. So

11:21

it's fine. So the two intermissions,

11:23

just me and him sitting at the owner's

11:25

table in

11:32

this big dining room and people are walking by

11:34

and we're just like sitting there smiling, eating sundaes.

11:37

Yeah, baby. Anyway, it's

11:39

fun. It took me a long time to realize

11:41

how fun going to MSG is. I

11:46

wonder if that's why Spike loves his

11:49

floor seats and his backstage pass

11:51

so much. Well, he's

11:54

so dialed. He's not even... I

11:56

don't think... Yeah,

11:58

there's some people there who are so... such regulars. The

12:01

man, the crowd, Michael J. Fox was there last

12:03

night. So it was- Did you say hi? Matthew,

12:05

I said hi to Matthew Broderick. I didn't see,

12:07

I wasn't close enough

12:10

to Michael J. Fox, but I

12:12

said hi to Matthew Broderick. So

12:15

I'm going to see the Alkalite tonight, the

12:17

Acolyte tonight, what however the fuck you say

12:19

it. What is it? The Acolyte.

12:23

What is it? The Star Wars show.

12:26

Oh, where are you going to like a premiere or

12:28

something? I'm going to a premiere tonight to see it.

12:30

I'm supposed to take my son, but it starts at

12:32

seven. It's kind of late for him.

12:35

So I don't know if that's going to happen. Why can't you give

12:37

him a special night out? It's a big deal. Because

12:39

he's not really that into Star Wars, you know what I mean? And

12:41

I don't want to fucking do that to him. You know what I'm

12:44

saying? So he wouldn't care to go to a premiere

12:46

of a show? No. I

12:49

mean, he might like the popcorn and the Sprite, but that's

12:51

about it. Oh, well, why don't you bring

12:53

Casey? I don't know

12:56

that she wants to go to see a Star Wars either.

12:58

I'm the Star Wars fan in the house. I

13:02

mean, I couldn't get these guys to watch

13:04

Star Wars if it was, you

13:06

know, water and they

13:08

were thirsty as fuck. You know what I'm saying?

13:10

Like, I'm the one watching. While they were watching

13:13

Cheaper by the Dozen though. Over and

13:15

over and over and over and over again, every

13:17

morning. So I'm going to see the Acolyte tonight.

13:20

Yeah. I'm happy for you, man. I know. Well,

13:22

I'm somewhat excited. I don't know. Do

13:25

you have a good fit? No, I'm going to

13:27

go incogni. I'm not going to try and fucking be Mr. Hey,

13:30

I'm here for Star Wars. But why can't

13:32

you put on a nice fit? That's because

13:34

that's not my stage right now. I'm not in the mood

13:36

to do that. You're just going to do sweatpants. I'm

13:39

not in the mood to do all that shit. I'm just

13:41

going to see a fucking movie and enjoy myself. That's

13:44

it. Yeah. I'm not into it.

13:46

I'm not going to, I'm not, if I can, I'm going to

13:48

skip the press line, all of that shit. Are

13:50

you going to put moisturizer on your face? I

13:54

never put lotion on, guys. You know this. Joelle

13:57

is shaking her head. She just does

13:59

not approve. It's literally unbelievable to me.

14:01

Yeah. It's unbelievable to me too. And I don't

14:03

know how to skin like Joelle. I mean, just

14:05

Joelle is a walking ad. I

14:07

am an oily, oily man. They

14:10

have lotions for that. They have. She's

14:12

like sad. She's so sad.

14:15

She's like, they have lotions for that. By

14:17

the way, I sent, last time we

14:19

had this conversation, I sent Casey the

14:21

moisturizer I used. Cause I was like,

14:24

oh, give this to Donald because she

14:26

goes, do you know how many products

14:28

I have here? She won't use any

14:30

of them. Well,

14:34

she like the gold rush is coming

14:36

soon. I can see him. I

14:39

can't get him lotion. I'm panning

14:41

for gold. We

14:46

came all the way from Texas to

14:50

San Francisco to get us to

14:54

Shradda rich. I ain't

14:57

got any time to put a lotion

14:59

on his face. I'm panning for gold

15:01

nuggets. Casey,

15:03

what'd you do for a living? I'm a

15:06

prospector, damn it. We

15:10

have a great show. We have Michael Moseley here. By

15:12

the way, it's the last episode of Scrubs we're ever going to

15:14

watch. I was realizing as I

15:17

was making my notes today, for

15:19

those of you who've been with us the whole time,

15:21

for those of you who have been with us since

15:23

the beginning, since the get go, that

15:27

that is the last episode of Scrubs, we

15:29

are going to watch. We're

15:31

done. It's over. The experiment will

15:34

be completed in this hour. Well,

15:37

we don't know how long the show's going to be today. It could be

15:39

a short one. Well, I'm

15:41

just saying the experiment of the rewatch

15:43

of Scrubs nine seasons is done with

15:45

this very episode 913. It's

15:50

a bad luck number. How do

15:52

you feel? I think we had a great time doing this. The

15:57

experiment? Yes, the experiment. Fuck

15:59

yeah. This is

16:01

one of the best things that's ever happened to me.

16:03

What are you talking about? It's so much fun, right?

16:06

Dude, are you kidding me?

16:10

I don't want it to be over. I'm glad it's over. I

16:12

don't either, man. I'm like, I'm kind of like, maybe we should

16:14

watch it again. No, no, no.

16:16

I don't think we should do that to

16:18

ourselves. Oh, let's do it again. I

16:21

want to, oh my God. Did

16:24

you watch that Broadway kid? I sent you

16:26

singing. That motherfucker's hilarious. He's so funny. To

16:28

everybody. I got to give him a shout

16:30

out. Did you send it to Joelle?

16:32

I don't know if Joelle's been watching

16:35

my DMs lately or not, but she

16:37

usually gives good feedback. That motherfucker is

16:39

hilarious. I got to give this guy a

16:41

shout out. And if we're going to do this, you go

16:44

first and then I'll go, but I just got one

16:46

too. All right, but I

16:48

want to say that this guy

16:50

is so funny. His name is

16:52

Gabe Gibbs, you guys, on Instagram.

16:55

And he's like, his

16:57

bio says, songwriter, comedian,

16:59

Broadway performer. And

17:02

he takes songs and he

17:04

Broadway-ifies them. And

17:08

did I send you, Donald, the Drake one? Yes.

17:12

There was one he did in case

17:14

Drake needs to, his title

17:16

was in case he needs to

17:18

change genres because after this, let me just play

17:20

you a little snippet. I

17:23

think you're ready to try it. All

17:25

on your own. Go

17:28

ahead. Bend

17:31

that ass over. Come

17:34

on, you're already doing it. Let

17:36

that coochie breathe. Yes. Just

17:39

like I showed you. Come on,

17:41

shake that ass bitch. Hands

17:44

on your knees. Hands

17:46

on your knees. Hands

17:50

on your knees. And

17:54

you can shake that ass

17:56

for Drake. But

17:58

now. of

24:00

the episodes. And we

24:02

just finished with this one

24:05

watching 913. And

24:08

we're gonna keep the podcast going because we're

24:10

having so much fun and we're just gonna

24:12

joke around and keep doing our thing. But

24:14

we wanted to have you on because as we've

24:17

watched season nine, Donald and I have had

24:19

lots of thoughts, good and bad. But one thing

24:21

we've said over and over and over again

24:23

is just how, what a phenomenal

24:25

actor you are. You steal the fucking

24:27

season, bro. You really do, man. You

24:30

steal the season, bro. You guys are

24:32

sweet, thank you. No, that was a,

24:35

no, that's so sweet to say. No,

24:37

it was amazing. It

24:39

was an amazing experience. It was my first time being on

24:42

a show with a single digit number on a

24:44

call sheet where I had to be there, you

24:46

know? And yeah,

24:48

it was just, it was amazing

24:51

experience. It was amazing experience. And I'm glad

24:53

you guys are doing this. Do

24:56

you, tell us about, if

24:58

we go back to the beginning, how you got the

25:00

part because, you know, there was this

25:02

whole new push, obviously for season nine to bring

25:04

in, you know, to keep

25:07

the show going with new younger people. And

25:09

it was a huge deal to get that part.

25:12

They saw everyone in town, I remember. What

25:15

was your experience like? I mean, we have a lot of

25:17

actors that listen. I'm sure they'd love to know, you know,

25:19

what your audition process was like. Well,

25:22

I had read for Bill for a

25:24

pilot before, while you guys

25:26

are still doing one, probably towards you guys

25:29

are getting towards the end of your scrubs.

25:32

I did a show called Elf of Mom. It

25:34

was a pilot that Kerry Aaron wrote and Bill directed. And

25:37

he was just, it was awesome. It was a great

25:39

experience, but it never went. And then this thing popped

25:41

up. And so I kind of knew him. And

25:44

I think it was just, you know, and

25:46

then all of a sudden you're standing in front of network. And then all of a

25:48

sudden, you know, you're

25:50

signing a contract. And then all

25:52

of a sudden you're at a table read, you know? And

25:55

it was great. I mean, it was nerve wracking.

25:57

Cause you guys had kind of created this brand.

36:00

I mean, yeah, he's

36:02

king. You know what I mean? It was great. I

36:04

mean, I remember at the table read, he remember, and

36:06

I still this is like my like the golden rule.

36:08

He was just like, we're at the table read. And

36:10

he was like, I just have one rule, you know,

36:12

don't be an asshole. And he was like, all these

36:15

people are going to be working late into Friday night

36:17

and missing soccer games the next on Saturday morning or

36:19

basketball games on Friday nights, because they're going to be

36:21

here carrying stuff around to make you

36:23

guys look pretty. Just don't

36:25

be a dick, you know, just be cool. And

36:28

that's always been kind of that's like, that was

36:30

the Bill Lawrence rule in

36:32

my head that I've always carried

36:34

with me. But he created he's and because

36:36

of that, he's created in me as I think

36:38

I could say the same thing for Zach. I

36:41

think every show that I've ever been

36:43

on, I've created a relationship with the

36:45

crew way more than creating relationship necessarily

36:48

with actors on set, you know what I

36:50

mean? Because I understand how important it is

36:52

for them to enjoy what they're doing. You

36:55

know what I mean? Actors, we for some reason

36:57

need our own space and shit like that.

37:00

But the crew is the people that are

37:02

there when I go back to the fucking air

37:05

conditioned Winnebago, as Zach would call it, you know

37:07

what I mean? And so I think it's real

37:09

important. And I think Bill is

37:11

the one that put that in me. You

37:14

know, give these guys the

37:16

love and you know, as long as you don't hamper

37:19

their day, entertain them, man, because

37:21

it's their fucking they're there all

37:23

night long and they have

37:25

to deal with egos and assholes and

37:27

not say anything. So, you know, yeah,

37:30

that, you know, and also just like

37:32

make it if you make the environment

37:34

a family of of people

37:36

that are having fun, then it makes the job a blast.

37:40

No doubt. Yeah. Especially if it's

37:42

a comedy, we're gonna make it take a

37:44

quick break, Michael Mosley. And then when we come

37:46

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37:48

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wash your wisdom down. And

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we're back. Somebody got

40:50

sirens. Somebody. That's me. I'm

40:52

the nearest city. Mike thought the same thing that

40:54

Sarah thought. Mike thought that we

40:56

were going to take a break. Oh, yeah, Mike, we

40:58

take fake breaks because there's nothing

41:00

to do. They add

41:03

the commercials later. Sarah

41:05

Chalk, when she was on, thought we were

41:08

going to have a little downtime to chat

41:10

off camera, if you will. And we had

41:12

to explain the concept of podcast

41:15

advertising. Copy

41:17

that. But she's, you

41:20

know, she's Sarah Chalk.

41:22

She's one of a kind, that gal. There's

41:25

nothing like her. There's nothing

41:27

like her. No one, no thing,

41:29

nothing. She's cuckoo

41:31

pants. Yeah,

41:33

but it's my kind of cuckoo pants, man.

41:35

No, it's hilarious. She's hilarious. Come

41:38

on, bro. But I've never once had

41:40

any conversation with her that didn't start with

41:43

like, you are not going to believe what just happened to

41:45

me. All right. So

41:50

getting into the episode. So,

41:52

Mike, you've heard this show. We kind of just

41:54

kind of talk through anything that we talked to

41:56

the vague. It's our last time we need

41:58

to savor it. Plot roughly, and

42:00

then talk about anything we thought was funny. I

42:03

found myself writing a lot today. Really?

42:05

Maybe it's because it's the last one. I think it's

42:07

the last one, and I really wanted to, you know,

42:10

I paused it a couple of

42:12

times to make sure I got all my thoughts out

42:14

and didn't, you know. You did a good job then.

42:16

Well, I- Man, I don't know about a good job.

42:18

I did my job. How

42:20

about that? Okay, so there's a cadaver ceremony. I

42:22

have no idea if this is a real thing

42:25

or not. Go back, let's start from the beginning.

42:27

Oh no, I wanted to just do a plot

42:29

point, but go ahead. The small hands are

42:31

great with the ladies, OB-GYN. Cox and

42:33

Turk walk the school halls, trying

42:36

to predict the students' medical

42:38

futures, right? Right, yes. Okay,

42:40

so what's the first one? Trang. The first one is

42:42

that they see Trang, and

42:45

they comment that he has small hands, and

42:47

that he'll be great with the ladies, because

42:49

he has small little hands. And also because

42:51

he has Nikki Whelan as a- Yes, he's

42:53

got Nikki Whelan as a girlfriend, so he's

42:55

clearly good with the ladies. And

42:58

he's got small hands. And he's got small hands

43:01

to be an OB-GYN. I guess that would be a benefit

43:03

to be an OB-GYN. I don't know, I have never been

43:05

to an OB-GYN. But I think

43:07

I'd prefer a doctor with small hands. Would

43:10

you prefer a doctor with small hands when

43:12

checking your rectum area? Yeah,

43:15

why not? I wouldn't prefer a

43:17

doctor with large hands. But wouldn't you want to be

43:19

able to feel the walls to make sure, wouldn't

43:21

you want him to be able to feel- Even if

43:24

he's got small hands, he can aim for the sides.

43:26

Searching, no, I feel like it's a lot more- No,

43:28

he can hit the side. Digging around with small hands

43:30

with big hands. It's like, in and it's like, oh

43:33

shit, yeah. I feel like- No,

43:35

if I had the choice, I

43:37

would choose small hands for my

43:39

rectal exam. Okay. Okay,

43:41

Lucy is gonna be in pediatrics because

43:44

she's taking care of Cole, who's baby-like.

43:47

Right, and she gives him a lollipop. Turk

43:50

wants a student to look up to him. He

43:52

doesn't have a, what

43:54

do you call it? Protege.

43:58

Protege, thank you, Michael. So

44:00

no one, he's jealous that

44:03

Cox has... That

44:06

he has Drew. Yeah, yeah. And

44:10

Drew is a great protege. Yeah,

44:12

Drew seems to be the best doctor. I mean, I think

44:14

that's pretty clear, right? The dude's a

44:17

med student pulling files from

44:20

beds and shit like that. I

44:22

know, but Drew seems to be the only character

44:24

that I think is gonna be a great doctor.

44:26

I mean, the others, I mean, maybe they'll all

44:28

be okay, but Drew seems like he's a really

44:31

good doctor. You don't think triangle will be a

44:33

good doctor? Maybe,

44:35

I just, they're all so jokey

44:38

and Biché's character, Lucy, is so

44:40

flighty. Everyone seems kind of all

44:42

over the place. I mean, if you were gonna pick one

44:44

of these med students to be your doctor, wouldn't you pick

44:46

Drew? Yes, absolutely.

44:48

You don't want Cole. To

44:51

do surgery? To do anything? Not

44:53

at the end, by the end of this show, I

44:55

don't want Cole as a doctor on me. To

44:58

cut the at all, ever. Right,

45:01

exactly. All

45:03

right, so there's gonna be this thing called

45:05

the cadaver ceremony where they

45:08

honor the family. I'd be interested

45:10

to know, Joelle or Dan, if you could find out

45:12

if this is actually a thing. But

45:16

I guess you honor the families

45:18

of the people that donated cadavers

45:21

and thank them for the education

45:25

that the young doctors were able to

45:27

get from

45:29

working on a cadaver. Out

45:33

of the blue, Denise asks Drew to get

45:35

married and or to have a baby. Yeah,

45:37

what the fuck? That escalated quickly, Michael, don't

45:39

you think? Zero to 100, real quick. Yeah,

45:43

yeah. Isn't that kind of the thing to the

45:45

will they won't they? Scrubs is

45:47

always so good about the will they won't they? And people

45:50

leaning into each other, then leaning back, and then

45:52

there's a commitment thing, and then there, oh, then

45:54

that spooks people. But

45:57

yeah, it was fun. It was.

46:00

crazy man like she went hardcore in this one

46:02

like she and you could tell that

46:04

she's not playing around like usually Denise

46:07

is playing around and you

46:09

know when she's talking you

46:13

know when they're talking when they're I

46:15

guess it's foreplay for them or yeah I guess

46:17

that's what it is like

46:19

when they do their verbal dance kids on a

46:21

playground where you like hit the girl over the

46:24

head with your lunchbox to tell her you

46:26

like her but then you guys go and fuck

46:28

after that which makes no sense turns them on

46:30

this sort of repartee is what is

46:34

their foreplay you're right but

46:36

she comes right in with let's get married

46:39

and then that really freaks out uh drew

46:42

drew he's not down that crazy

46:44

talk coals cancer is gone and

46:46

and Cole

46:48

really wants to be Turks

46:50

protege well he has surgeon like

46:52

qualities I should say well because

46:55

he's similar to the Todd in

46:57

that he's sort of cocky self-absorbed

47:01

yes that is a surgeon

47:03

stereotype that they're cocky

47:05

and self-centered right yeah you gotta be

47:07

it's a it's a look

47:10

we're gonna have somebody on the show who was a

47:12

surgeon who did something like 3000 surgeries

47:14

in a month all right you

47:17

got to be a cocky motherfucker to do that

47:19

that wasn't the number was it it

47:21

was something in the fucking number dude

47:23

it was like three thousand dude I

47:26

swear when he said that shit I

47:28

was like what do you have a fucking conveyor

47:30

belt and it just

47:32

go body after body hey

47:35

fake doctors listeners it's your boy DJ Dannell

47:37

I wanted to offer a quick clarification so Donald

47:39

did hear the right number it was three thousand

47:41

but it wasn't three thousand surgeries it was three

47:43

thousand units of work and so I brought this

47:46

up to Darren and wanted a clarification so what

47:49

was spectacular was that Darren did three

47:51

thousands of units of work in a

47:53

month whereas the average for a surgeon

47:55

is about ten thousand per year now

47:57

each surgery has a different assignment for how

47:59

many years units it's worth based on complexity.

48:02

Looking back at his log, he did 80

48:04

surgeries in October of 2023. So

48:06

that is what he was referring to. 80

48:09

is still a lot of surgeries, but it's not 3000. Just

48:12

wanted to offer a little clarification. I

48:14

forgot, what did he work on that guy? What was

48:16

he, he was an orthopedic surgeon? Oh

48:19

no, I don't know. That I don't remember. You forgot

48:21

what it was. We're gonna

48:23

have him on, cause he was pretty

48:25

amazing. We spoke, Donald and I, this

48:27

gentleman doctor donated to a charity, Jake

48:30

Tapper does every year for wounded warriors.

48:32

And so Donald and I did a zoom call with him

48:34

and he was so interesting. And his story was so incredible.

48:36

We were like, we gotta have you on the show. Cause

48:38

we just want to, we shouldn't be

48:40

just doing this privately. We want you to tell

48:43

everybody what you do. All

48:47

right. So then there's a fantasy

48:49

that Lucy has where there's a

48:51

marching band for a different patient

48:53

named Ron. No, it's not a

48:55

fantasy. That's what they, that's what she knows that they're

48:57

gonna do. She was at the rehearsal for it. Oh,

49:00

she was at the rehearsal. Okay. And

49:02

Ron had a vestigial tail, which I

49:04

guess people can be born with a

49:07

tail. Wasn't

49:09

that in, wasn't that in? It was a movie

49:11

with Jason Alexander where he has a tail. Jason,

49:15

what's his name? Him and Jack Black. Weed,

49:19

not even once. Was it about the

49:21

seeing women's smaller or

49:23

something? Shallow howl. That's

49:25

what the movie. That's what it was, shallow howl and

49:27

he, and he has a tail. At

49:30

the end of it, yeah. And it wags at the end. That's

49:33

so gross. Is it? Why?

49:37

Because you don't, because you don't have one. There's

49:39

somebody out there that when you said that shit

49:41

was like, aw man, fuck

49:43

you, Zach. There's

49:46

a couple of listeners that were like, man, fucking

49:49

Zach's a dick, man. Talk about my tail

49:52

and I'm gross. I'm sorry if you have

49:54

a tail. I really want to apologize. I

49:56

just think. You can

49:58

cancel my tail people. I don't want

50:00

to be the world. He said I can't. Listen, tell

50:02

people. He's trying to cancel you. You

50:07

can all of a sudden you see

50:09

me on the Instagram stories being like,

50:11

this is, hey, it's me. I

50:14

want to apologize to the tail. My

50:17

words, my words were misinterpreted. I

50:20

did not mean to hurt the

50:22

tail community. Please

50:25

respect my privacy right now. I'm

50:27

going to log off. I'm going to log off

50:29

all social media for a little while and take

50:31

a break and reflect. I want

50:33

you all to know that I am. I

50:36

am meeting with leaders in the tail

50:38

community and

50:41

I'm educating myself on all things tail.

50:45

There are a couple of people who are not happy with

50:47

this. I wonder if there's anyone who can really genuinely wag

50:49

their tail. Like

50:53

like, there's got to be, there's got to be.

50:55

There's got to be. If

50:58

some people can do their eyebrows, some people

51:00

can pop their booties and their buttcheeks. Joel,

51:02

can you look up if anyone with a

51:04

vestigial tail can actually wag it? There's got

51:06

to be a vestigial tail wagger. I want

51:08

to say that Joel did come up with

51:10

the truth that at the end of the

51:12

semester, students say goodbye to the donors. And

51:15

this person wrote, my research found that more than, my

51:17

research found that more than nine out of 10 medical

51:20

schools mark this occasion with a

51:22

memorial ceremony. These also take place

51:24

at schools for other

51:27

branches of healthcare, such as osteopathy

51:29

and physical therapy. Wherever

51:31

students learn from body donors, they gather to

51:33

express their gratitude for a gift that can

51:35

never be reciprocated. Well, there you go. So

51:38

Joel found that. It's true. While

51:41

in most humans, the cock six

51:43

remains hidden inside the body where

51:45

it serves as a point of

51:47

muscular attachment and not much more.

51:50

In rare instances, infants

51:52

are born with protuberant tails

51:54

extending from this structure. What

51:57

is this? These tails maintain.

52:00

additional vertebrae and disturbingly

52:03

can even wag. Let's

52:06

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55:27

continue on. Cole decides he really wants

55:29

to be a surgeon. He wants to

55:32

call his practice Cole Cuts. You

55:35

said, Turk says that surgery is

55:37

long, tedious and boring. Like episode,

55:39

and then he says like episodes

55:41

of entourage that are about turtle.

55:43

I guess this must be. Do you remember entourage? I

55:46

do remember entourage and I, and I think I

55:48

thought turtle was very funny. So I disagree with

55:50

this joke. Did you watch us? It must've been

55:53

the height of entourage because if we're making entourage

55:55

related jokes, uh, yeah, I watched entourage. I watched

55:57

entourage a lot. I thought it was really good.

55:59

I enjoyed it. I remember looking

56:01

forward to that show. I think it was just particularly

56:03

because we grew up and not we grew up, but

56:05

we spent a lot of time in Hollywood and it

56:07

was spoofing Hollywood. So I

56:11

related to it. And I was

56:13

dating Mandy at the time when she did

56:15

an arc on it as she

56:18

was in a movie with Adrian's character.

56:21

Aquaman, is that what they did? Was

56:23

she an Aquaman? Hey, Daniel,

56:26

you were a background actor and an episode of

56:28

On Charge. What's that story? Yes, I was. So

56:30

let me start. Okay, let's talk. Very

56:32

briefly, at my sister's Jewish day school, they

56:34

had a silent auction where it just looked

56:36

like they were auctioning off a signed DVD,

56:38

but it was actually a signed DVD and

56:40

a walk-on roll. No one else bid on

56:42

it. My mom put like a

56:44

hundred bucks down. And so I got to be on

56:47

an episode on On Charge. It's the episode, Sorry Ari,

56:49

and I am one of the junior agents right

56:51

behind, I can't remember the guy's name,

56:54

but he's like the competing agent and he leans in

56:56

and he goes, oh, by the way, turtle, all

56:58

my assistants love to fuck. And then you see my face

57:00

right next to him. Wow,

57:04

fans can go look for that. What's

57:06

the name of the episode, Daniel? Sorry

57:08

Ari. Episode of Sorry Ari. Sorry

57:10

Ari. Was it Scott Kahn? I

57:12

think so. It was like Josh Goldstein, I

57:15

think was the name of the camera. Scott

57:17

Kahn comes in as the agent at one

57:19

point too. Yeah, something like that. Daniel,

57:21

were you a fan of the show? Definitely,

57:24

I love the show. Yeah, same kind of thing.

57:26

I grew up around Hollywood. And so seeing all

57:28

these places that I knew, I was like, this

57:30

is my hometown. And

57:32

it really was, I never lived that

57:35

life in Hollywood of like, on garage

57:37

and stuff, but it was supposedly Mark

57:39

Wahlberg's experience, right? So it

57:41

was sort of showing what the

57:43

life of that, of a star like that,

57:46

what it was like. What was

57:48

his Aquaman? Because I remember, what was the

57:50

movie that Mark Wahlberg became really famous for?

57:53

Boogie Nights, right? That's it? Boogie

57:55

Nights, yeah. That's pretty good. This

57:59

is a good fucking movie. Dude, that's a fucking good movie,

58:01

dude. That's a great movie. I don't know what his Aquaman

58:03

would be. What do you think his Aquaman would be? Or

58:08

maybe they were just spoofing the idea. He has a lot of

58:11

he has a lot of hits, man. Yeah,

58:13

as you did, the fighter, he was kind of the

58:16

fighter is really big. Did you get the fighter?

58:18

I love the fighter with him and fucking

58:21

Batman. She was dope. Yeah. Yeah,

58:25

man, like, well, again, anyway,

58:28

uh, that show that I just wanted

58:30

to say that show was fucking it was it

58:34

was a necessity for me weekly that

58:36

in Battlestar Galactica. I remember. OK.

58:39

Yeah. Lucy's trying

58:41

to rally the troops to do this.

58:43

Nobody cares. Drew wants no part of

58:45

it. He's dealing with the fact that

58:48

there's now a hole in his dorm

58:50

room between his and Denise's rooms. And

58:53

she wants to live together now because and

58:55

she really wants to live together. And he's

58:57

really flipping out about that. He does not

58:59

want to cohabitate with her. Did you think

59:01

she was fucking with him or did you

59:03

think that this was something? I thought she

59:05

was fucking with him. And this was something

59:07

that she was, you know. Planning

59:12

to, you know, you know,

59:14

just to be crazy. So I don't know, man,

59:16

it just seemed like a big switch for her.

59:19

Everything, everything before this was I'm

59:21

so nervous about us being together

59:23

like this. And now all of

59:25

a sudden, she's being practical. And I thought.

59:27

That

59:29

was weird. Look, we're together.

59:31

Let's live together. We're going

59:33

to have a we're we're. She's going

59:36

to freak you know, you know, it's

59:39

so expensive next year. You

59:41

know, dating a woman and all of a sudden

59:43

she's like, let's get married. Just kidding. Let's have

59:45

a baby. And I'm just kidding. Oh, wait, let's

59:47

live together. I mean, you can understand why Drew's

59:49

a little like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Yeah,

59:52

fuck it. But I'm saying it came out of nowhere.

59:54

And also just putting a hole in a wall, breaking a hole into

59:56

a wall. It's

59:59

a pretty. blastifier

1:06:00

or anything. Mostly tell us about Ozark.

1:06:02

That was fucking you did, you did

1:06:04

nine episodes of that. That was a

1:06:06

great show. Yeah,

1:06:09

that was fun. Yeah. Um, yeah, that

1:06:11

was, that was, it was, it was, you know,

1:06:13

the thing about Ozark is it, it traffics and

1:06:15

just sudden violence, like just out

1:06:18

of nowhere, someone's head will explode and there's guts

1:06:20

everywhere. And um, but then, you know,

1:06:22

they call cut and Bateman would just be joking

1:06:25

around and everybody be like cutting it up. I, at

1:06:27

one point in season two, um, spoiler,

1:06:30

I'm in the basement. Like I think my baby, I

1:06:32

got Laura, Lenny locked up, you know,

1:06:34

or like tied her up to a chair and

1:06:37

I'm, I'm freaking out. And uh, Laura's

1:06:39

like, he, you know, she's like, she's

1:06:42

like doing this long monologue and she's looking at me and they

1:06:44

call cut. And the director comes over to me and he's like,

1:06:46

I don't think you would be smiling during this scene. And

1:06:49

I go, what? I don't, he goes, you were just like smiling.

1:06:52

You were just like looking at Laura, Lenny and smiling. And I

1:06:54

just, I had no idea. And I go, I think I was

1:06:57

just looking at America's Laura, Lenny. And she was

1:06:59

like talking to me and I was just like,

1:07:01

and I forgot to like be pissed in that

1:07:03

moment. Cause I was just so happy to be

1:07:05

like, I was just like just staring at this

1:07:08

person, you know, it was

1:07:10

a fun show. That was great. I think Jason

1:07:12

did such a fantastic job and uh, and

1:07:15

I really thought it was excellent. I don't

1:07:17

think anybody had ever seen a character like that before a

1:07:20

character from a character that was so

1:07:23

sneaky and so conniving and

1:07:25

so, like,

1:07:28

and, and, and had a wife that was, and

1:07:31

I only know this because I watched more gangsters

1:07:33

than she was, than he was. Yeah. But could

1:07:36

be, but still could be

1:07:38

so calm in any

1:07:40

situation, no matter what it

1:07:42

was, it could be a freaking gun

1:07:44

in his head. And he'd be like, okay,

1:07:47

now listen, this is why. Give me two

1:07:49

seconds. Give me two minutes.

1:07:51

Give me two minutes. You know, it's like that's what it

1:07:53

was always about. He's like, if you just give me like

1:07:55

one second, you know, and he would just always talk himself

1:07:57

out of this stuff. It was a really cool character. Yeah.

1:08:00

I don't think I've seen that before. It was

1:08:02

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1:11:33

so Turk gets a call

1:11:35

to do surgery on teddy

1:11:37

bears. That

1:11:40

doesn't go well. No it

1:11:42

does not. But

1:11:45

he does it it's unfair to he freaks the

1:11:47

kid out by making him go up against. I

1:11:49

mean you're a horrible horrible teacher let's just say

1:11:51

that. I mean he freaks the kid out like

1:11:53

why would you start

1:11:55

easy? Why? The only way you're going to

1:11:57

be surgeon is if you can beat the cheap of

1:11:59

surgery. I know, but

1:12:01

you're such a dickhead of a teacher. Like

1:12:04

even if the kid's annoying, like why are you? I would

1:12:06

rather be a dickhead of a teacher than

1:12:09

an absentee cast mate. Zach, where

1:12:11

were you this whole season? Where

1:12:14

were you? Where were you?

1:12:16

Wow, that cuts deep. That cuts deep.

1:12:18

The last episode. You know, on the

1:12:21

last episode. On the

1:12:23

last episode of the rewatch podcast, you are

1:12:25

really bringing in some like deep cuts of,

1:12:27

do you want to talk to Michael Mosley

1:12:29

about how you felt that you weren't invited

1:12:32

to cast gatherings? Yeah, what the fuck, Mike?

1:12:35

You were there. Donald, I was harboring some resentment. Is

1:12:37

it because I called you Winslow? Is it because I

1:12:39

was calling you Winslow? That was it, because you called

1:12:41

me Winslow. You didn't know my name. I

1:12:44

know it. This is the party

1:12:46

for people who know my last name. Was

1:12:48

it because you heard about the night I

1:12:50

got drunk and fucking was walking up Laurel

1:12:52

Canyon? That was amazing. Oh

1:12:55

no, I didn't hear that story. You didn't want someone who

1:12:57

was going to get so drunk, they'd

1:12:59

walk up Laurel Canyon Boulevard at his party. I

1:13:01

was pissed. You know, we got, I think I.

1:13:05

Did you guys part in all seriousness? Did you guys

1:13:07

party and stuff? Because when we were, when we were

1:13:10

the young, when we were the young, oh,

1:13:12

you didn't. No, we never

1:13:14

really did. That's what, because, you know, we, you

1:13:16

know, we'd just gotten on the show and my

1:13:18

partner at the time, we just moved out to LA and

1:13:20

we had this tiny little two bedroom where we're like, well,

1:13:22

you know, I'm on a show now. That's a very Hollywood

1:13:24

thing. We start, we have like a Christmas party or whatever.

1:13:27

And we invite people over. I'm like socially fucking clumsy as

1:13:29

hell. And I was like on set and I was like,

1:13:31

I don't know. And I'm like kind of talking to people.

1:13:33

Are you guys around on Saturday? If I threw a party,

1:13:35

would that be a thing? And you know, and you guys

1:13:37

were like, you know, you guys were kind

1:13:39

of intimidated. I didn't really know. And then all of

1:13:42

a sudden, Braff shows up and he's like, Mosely's throwing

1:13:44

a fucking party. And then he was, and you started

1:13:46

telling, you're like, did you get invited? And but no,

1:13:48

no. And then everyone, I was like so embarrassed. And

1:13:50

I was like, no, it wasn't like that. I was

1:13:52

kind of just setting out feelers to see if a

1:13:55

party was something anybody was interested in. And it was

1:13:57

really funny. And then the next day then I went

1:13:59

and got flagged. and they started handing them out. And I was

1:14:01

like, did I come to the party? You

1:14:03

did come to the party. You fucker! See, this is

1:14:06

what I'm talking about. This is what I'm talking about.

1:14:08

But he didn't get out flyers, dude. Everyone was

1:14:10

like, no! That's what I

1:14:12

feel like. I feel like that guy. I feel

1:14:14

like that guy right now. You see that Buffalo

1:14:17

Wild Wings commercial? Well, did he get four extra

1:14:19

wings? Yeah. No! That's

1:14:21

what I feel like right now. So,

1:14:24

Michael, you handed out flyers, and I came

1:14:26

to the party. Was Allison Janney

1:14:28

at the party? Oh,

1:14:31

sure. Allison Janney. No,

1:14:33

not at all. Not a little bit.

1:14:35

I remember a party with Allison Janney. I wonder if that

1:14:37

was your party. All

1:14:39

right. Well, Donald, this really kind of

1:14:41

throws a wrench in your idea of

1:14:44

not being invited since Michael made flyers.

1:14:48

Yeah, I think you were there that day, Donald.

1:14:50

It was like, probably was a three-day

1:14:52

thing, from Wednesday to a Saturday party.

1:14:56

Wednesday was the creep from Thursday. Oh, it

1:14:58

was a whole weekend. Yeah, it was like

1:15:01

a Coachella party. Yeah, it was a total

1:15:03

weekend apart. We rented a boat. Yeah, we

1:15:05

went out to Catalina. It was

1:15:07

the whole thing. It was wine tasting. It was

1:15:09

a whole event. Wow, you went fishing. You fight

1:15:11

Ceviche. I see. We

1:15:13

camped. It was like Coachella.

1:15:15

We camped on his front lawn. Everybody

1:15:18

got iPods. Everybody got

1:15:20

iPods, too. Wow. Yeah, little swag bags

1:15:22

and everything. OK, so getting through this

1:15:25

episode, Ben's son, Eric, hated

1:15:27

him. He doesn't want any special tribute

1:15:29

for him. And

1:15:32

Todd is making erotic

1:15:34

novelty wines. They're

1:15:37

Sovin Dong, Chardonnay,

1:15:39

and Teenie Weenie

1:15:42

Peegee Grichioso stupid.

1:15:46

Chardonnay is funny. Somebody who, whoever pitched

1:15:49

that in the writer's room, was like,

1:15:51

Chardonnay. I

1:15:54

bet you if the right person made

1:15:56

and marketed Chardonnay, it could do really,

1:15:58

really well. What color is

1:16:00

it? Well,

1:16:03

the label has rainbows for sure

1:16:07

But it's just colored but

1:16:09

it's just marketed by the right person

1:16:12

it's not a rose Chardonnay

1:16:15

what when I was living in Queens

1:16:17

in a story of Queens, there's this

1:16:19

totally unfortunate restaurant Name

1:16:21

it was the most unfortunate name. It was called

1:16:23

wine gasm What was the

1:16:25

worst name for a restaurant? I was like, oh

1:16:28

Somebody put got letters and put that on

1:16:30

there in big on their building and called

1:16:33

it wine gas. Um, I was just like,

1:16:35

oh That's so weird. You know, there was

1:16:37

a committee of people that had a conversation

1:16:39

with that person and was like Don't

1:16:43

I don't know dude like wine

1:16:45

gasm yo I'm doing I fucking

1:16:47

doing it. Oh, I did laugh

1:16:49

when when Michael when drew says

1:16:51

that he had to go to

1:16:53

17 horse funerals That

1:16:58

was kind of funny Then

1:17:01

drew this is weird drew ask Cox

1:17:03

how to dive in and set aside

1:17:06

his fears and and really just let

1:17:08

go and then Cox He's like no

1:17:10

not another sensitive person asking me for

1:17:12

advice. Oh That

1:17:14

was That's

1:17:17

we as it was a reference to JD

1:17:19

the final little reference to JD like don't

1:17:21

be a JD Don't

1:17:24

fall in love No, don't

1:17:26

come to me with your whiny emotional sensitivity

1:17:29

problems As

1:17:32

a grown-up I appreciate that what

1:17:34

do you mean? Come on, bro. Like

1:17:37

I got everybody got issues. Everybody

1:17:39

got problems You

1:17:41

know, I mean, yeah, but you don't you

1:17:43

wouldn't let if someone came to you for advice you

1:17:45

would give it to them But I don't want

1:17:47

it. It just like Cox same thing.

1:17:50

Nobody wants to be the freakin Nobody

1:17:52

wants to have that all unloaded on them. But

1:17:55

we do it because we're good

1:17:57

people. I'm a really good pep talk giver You

1:17:59

come to me Yeah, but you do it because

1:18:01

you're a good person. You don't do it because you fucking

1:18:03

wanna. It's like, fuck shit, all

1:18:05

right. I'll solve it with

1:18:07

you then, let's go. They're not doing it good. You're

1:18:10

not sitting there saying, hey, listen to me, world, come

1:18:12

to me with your shit. No. Please.

1:18:15

Sometimes it's frustrating when the person you're

1:18:17

giving advice to over and over again

1:18:19

isn't making any changes and they're just

1:18:21

bitching. That's frustrating. But

1:18:24

I feel like for people that are

1:18:26

actually gonna take action, I can give a hell of a

1:18:28

pep talk. If

1:18:30

you need one. Audience,

1:18:33

I've started a hotline. Here

1:18:35

we go. This is a mistake. This

1:18:38

is a mistake. Call

1:18:40

me with your problems. Hey, did you notice this? What?

1:18:44

Is it an ora ring? Why am I

1:18:46

showing it to you if it's not an ora ring?

1:18:48

You're a little bit pixelated, but

1:18:50

yeah, that's awesome. How long have you had it? A

1:18:53

few days. It's fun, right? It's

1:18:56

really cool with the sleep shit. I love the sleep shit.

1:18:58

The sleep shit's cool. Except when you

1:19:01

wake up and you're like, fuck, I didn't

1:19:03

get enough REM sleep. I

1:19:05

get very competitive with myself. Do

1:19:07

you? Yeah, like I want a good night's sleep.

1:19:09

Do you 10,000 a day? You 10,000, did it track your bike?

1:19:12

It doesn't track the bike as good

1:19:14

as it tracks steps, but in

1:19:16

New York City, it's so easy to get 10,000 steps a day. You

1:19:19

just walk around. In LA it's harder

1:19:21

because you gotta plan it. You gotta

1:19:23

do it. You gotta go for a walk. Yeah,

1:19:25

you go walk or a hike or, because

1:19:28

it's such a, you gotta do it. In New York,

1:19:30

I just, by the time you, I mean, I do

1:19:32

go to the gym here, but also by the time

1:19:34

you run a few errands, walk around, meet some friends,

1:19:37

you'll hit it. I ride my bike a

1:19:39

lot here, so I'm not sure that it tracks cycling

1:19:41

as well as it tracks steps, but

1:19:43

I don't know. I love it. Are you

1:19:46

in the nightlife? What

1:19:48

do you mean? That was a non-sequitur, but what do you mean?

1:19:50

Are you out and about? Yeah,

1:19:52

I mean, I'm going to dinners and stuff. I'm not

1:19:54

like going to the club. It

1:19:57

was less than I've been to the club. Girl

1:19:59

to the club. I go to, I go to the

1:20:01

theater. I go to MSG lately. I go to

1:20:03

dinners. Michael Mosley. When was the last time

1:20:06

you were in the club? I

1:20:09

don't even remember. Yeah, no, not

1:20:11

much of a club guy. Joelle.

1:20:14

Joelle, do you go to the club? No.

1:20:16

If I'm in Chicago, I will go

1:20:18

to the club where people appreciate good

1:20:21

house music. Uh, and

1:20:23

the vibe is dope. Here in LA it's

1:20:25

weird. Everybody's like, I came to be seen and to

1:20:27

be looked at and look at other people. And that's,

1:20:31

I can do that at like the airport or something.

1:20:33

I gotta like clubs in LA for

1:20:35

a Chicago club myself. DJ

1:20:38

Dannell. DJ Dannell, you must go to the

1:20:40

club. You gotta go to the club. You're

1:20:42

in Brooklyn. No, too old for the club

1:20:44

now. No, there's, I, uh, you

1:20:46

still know how to freaking rock the crowd. We did

1:20:48

the live show with you. We saw what you did.

1:20:51

Um, I played a show in September,

1:20:53

lived last year and I think that was the last time I was

1:20:56

in a club. I was also playing. So that was the last time

1:20:58

I was at the club. Mm

1:21:00

hmm. Mm hmm. All right. That's

1:21:03

the final episode of scrubs.

1:21:05

Everyone. Michael, thank you for being here to,

1:21:07

uh, to celebrate with us. Yeah.

1:21:10

Congratulations. Oh, I got it. I got it.

1:21:12

Hold on. I got it. I

1:21:14

got it. Hold on. Stand by everyone. Oh

1:21:22

no, please sit. I imagine if you're

1:21:24

listening at home, you probably took a moment to stand

1:21:26

up and applaud. We want you to sit back down.

1:21:28

It's unnecessary. Sit down.

1:21:30

Please sit. All

1:21:35

right. Well we did it, you know, this

1:21:37

whole time we've been doing this, we've been

1:21:39

watching these episodes and making our notes good

1:21:42

and bad. We're not doing that anymore,

1:21:44

Donald. Well it would be a

1:21:46

different version of. We'll still have to do our

1:21:48

research on, on our guests. Donald.

1:21:51

The show continues. Um,

1:21:53

next week, it's going to be really great. Stick

1:21:56

with us. You're going to enjoy it. Thanks

1:21:58

for doing the rewatch. experiment with us.

1:22:01

Michael Mosley, an honor to see you, sir. It

1:22:04

is really good to see you, bro. Yeah, these guys. It's

1:22:06

great to see you guys again. Congratulations

1:22:09

on this podcast and everything. It's a, it's

1:22:11

a hit. Thank you, Michael.

1:22:14

We appreciate you. And it's fun. It's a blast.

1:22:16

You know, we, we, we just love to just

1:22:18

joke around once a week

1:22:20

and be silly. And we just, Mike,

1:22:23

you're right though, because we just found out that the,

1:22:25

you know, the head of iHeart

1:22:28

is a huge fan of our podcast. He

1:22:30

is. You're right about that. So this is going to

1:22:33

go on there. Donald's going

1:22:35

to be live broadcasting from my funeral on

1:22:37

this podcast. We're going to do it for our lives. I

1:22:40

want to be an old fucker. Yeah. You're going

1:22:42

to, right before he goes into win beneath my wings, he's

1:22:45

going to be broadcasting live on iHeart from

1:22:47

my funeral. You

1:22:50

want win beneath my wings. That's the song you

1:22:52

choose. Or babies

1:22:54

got back, but like

1:22:56

a slow R and B babies got back. I

1:23:02

wish I could play the piano like that young man we

1:23:04

had on earlier. We got to have him on. I'm so

1:23:06

excited to have him on and have him just do some,

1:23:11

some like turn.

1:23:14

He does such a good, he

1:23:17

does such a good musical theater,

1:23:19

stereotypic guy voice. I

1:23:22

like them. I like big butts and

1:23:24

I cannot lie. You

1:23:27

brothers can't deny

1:23:30

when you see a round thing, the

1:23:33

bitty waste in

1:23:35

your face, you get sprung.

1:23:38

You got to do. You

1:23:40

other brothers can't deny when

1:23:46

you see a round thing with an

1:23:48

itty bitty waste, you other

1:23:50

brothers can't deny. All

1:23:56

right, everybody, we're going to be off for a

1:23:58

couple of weeks. That is

1:24:00

the end of this wonderful experiment of watching

1:24:02

nine seasons of scrubs. But when we come

1:24:05

back, we have a whole new show for

1:24:07

you. It's basically the same

1:24:09

vibe, us all shooting the

1:24:11

shit, but we're gonna have a really fun guest.

1:24:13

And we don't want it to end. We hope

1:24:15

that you stay with us because it's gonna be,

1:24:17

the fun will continue, right Donald? In

1:24:20

the words of Pippin, join

1:24:23

us, leave your fields

1:24:25

to flower, and

1:24:27

join us, leave your

1:24:29

cheese to sour. Join

1:24:32

us, come on, waste

1:24:34

an hour or two.

1:24:37

Doodly doo. That's what

1:24:40

we're saying. Doodly doo. All

1:24:43

right, so we'll see you soon. All

1:24:46

right, five, six, seven, eight. There's

1:24:48

some stories about show we made,

1:24:51

about a bunch of dogs and

1:24:53

nurses, and a janitor who loved

1:24:56

me. I said, here's the stories

1:24:58

that you all should know. So

1:25:01

gather round to hear our, gather

1:25:04

round to hear our, scrubs

1:25:06

we watch show with Zach

1:25:08

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