Wanna hear Matthew Broderick impressions? Our review, history and cancelled future are all incidental. Come for the impressions, stay for our horrendous movie pitches.LINKS:Original Godzilla Draft: http://www.wordplayer.com/archives/GODZILLA.co

False Starts: Galaxy Quest - Episode 33

Jul 22nd, 2020 2h

By Grabthar's Hammer! We're still doing a podcast!Another lock down edition of False Starts Pod. All about Galaxy Quest starring Dwight from The Office and some others!As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote for y

False Starts: I Frankenstein - Episode 32

Apr 10th, 2020 1h 50m

Is it a 'Creature'? Is it a 'Monster'? An 'It'? A 'Frankenstein's Monster'?A 'Frankenstein'?An 'Adam'? Who knows? This movie certainly doesn't. But it definitely is horrific.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on Twitter to vote

False Starts: Beetlejuice - Episode 31

Mar 13th, 2020 1h 58m

Beetlejuice... BEETLEJUICE... BEE... ahhhh we wouldn't do that to you.We dive into the history of Tim Burton's 1988 masterpiece (if you're in to that sort of thing, which some of us definitely aren't) to find out just why it never got a sequel.

False Starts Foreplay: Sonic the Hedgehog

Mar 5th, 2020 36m 14s

We're back baby! And just in time because Sonic the Hedgehog has only been out... a while. But what do we think of it? What do we make of Sonic's weird little Hedgehog toes? And do we prefer using Zillow or Rightmove? As always please like revi

False Starts: Power Rangers (2017) - Episode 30

Jan 31st, 2020 2h 23m

APOLOGIES FOR THE AUDIO ON THIS ONEMuch like the movie, there may be a good podcast hidden within. But there's a lot of s**t you need to put up with.We watched 2017's Power Rangers, starring Stickle Brick Walter White. Evil Billy from Stranger

False Starts Foreplay: 1917

Jan 27th, 2020 52m 18s

Pfft great another movie all about straight white males and how hard they have it. Eyeroll.It is a nice change to see a baby as the villain though.Sound like nonsense? More lies within. Along with regular feature 'Historically accurate ba

False Starts: It's a Wonderful Life - Episode 29

Dec 25th, 2019 1h 43m

Two Christmas focus podcasts? Three podcasts in a month? Well it truly is a wonderful life isn't it?Dan takes the reins this episode as we take a deep look into It's a Wonderful Life and it's failed sequels (I know right?!? As surprised as you

A Very False Starts Xmas - Rare Exports. A Christmas Tale

Dec 23rd, 2019 56m 30s

In which our intrepid heroes mostly discuss cheesecake and if prequels are sequels. As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube https://bit.ly/32VbLw7 Original

False Starts Foreplay: Charlie's Angels

Dec 18th, 2019 37m 14s

Don't call them angel... of the morning angel. Don't touch their cheek before you leave them baby.We discuss Elizabeth Banks new movie and if Bill Murray evolves into Patrick StewartLewis' experience at the cinema https://twitter.com/FalseS

False Starts: Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins - Episode 28

Nov 22nd, 2019 1h 53m

Racism, sexism, misogyny. Americas answer to James Bond from a British porno writer.... I'm sorry, it's Remo Williams. The Adventure Begins.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @Fa

False Starts Foreplay: Terminator Dark Fate

Nov 18th, 2019 50m 13s

It's the Terminators third attempt at starting a new trilogy (after Salvation and Genysis), we watch Terminator Dark Fate. Is it third time lucky?Well no, it's lost the studio $100m BUT... what do WE think of it?As always please like review and

False Starts: The Mummy (2017) - Episode 27

Oct 29th, 2019 2h 9m

Oh mamma! The Dark Universe. The very thing that inspire us making this podcast. We take our first, and obviously only dive into Alex Kurtzman's failed extended universe. With The Mummy.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twi

False Starts Foreplay: Ad Astra

Oct 18th, 2019 29m 9s

We watched Ad Astra, a 2 hour long Vauxhall Astra commercial starring Brad Astra. Did it make us Mad Astra? I'll stop now.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on

False Starts: Jumper - Episode 26

Sep 25th, 2019 1h 53m

WE'RE BACK! After an unplanned break, we. Are. Back!And boy oh boy do some of us wish we weren't. This episode we watch the Hayden Skywalker, Action... noir... romantic comedy... thing? Jumper. He Jumps, a lot.As always please like review and s

False Starts Foreplay: Dora and the City of Lost Gold

Sep 25th, 2019 47m 12s

Hey there. It's been a while... Remember that Dora movie that came out about half a year ago? As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews @FalseStartsPod on Youtube

False Starts: Waterworld (Ulysses Cut) - Episode 25

Aug 11th, 2019 1h 47m

Do you like Mad Max and...... water? Then you might like Waterworld. One of the biggest bombs in movie history. And we're checking out the extended 3 hours long Uylsses Cut!As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseSt

False Starts Bonus...Thing: Kimba The White Lion

Aug 3rd, 2019 15m 52s

Gather ye round the fire children and listen with us as Daddy Daniel tells us the story of how Disney did, or possibly didn't steal the idea for The Lion King.Information lies within. So be prepared.

False Starts Foreplay: The Lion King (2019)

Aug 3rd, 2019 33m 54s

Is the new live action Disney remake any good? Is it live action? Will the gangs local cinema ever get their s**t together? Can Woody rescue Jessie and Stinky Pete in time? Find out in this episode of False Starts Foreplay. Where we promise SOM

False Starts: FAQ. About Time Travel - Episode 24

Jul 15th, 2019 2h 2m

Roy from the IT Crowd. Mr Poppy. Trillian and Other Man. Go on a time travelling Bonnie Tyler filled adventure in their TURDIS.And if that sound like a load of rambling nonsense wait until you hear the rest of the episode. Actually seeing the m

False Starts Foreplay: Men In Black International

Jul 9th, 2019 51m 57s

Here come the men in black. So nod ya' head (cos the black suits are coming) and... Pitbull song. As we review Men In Black International.Is it any good? Or should we erase it from our memories with... I dunno? A bat to the head or something.

False Starts: The Golden Compass - Episode 23

Jun 3rd, 2019 1h 24m

His Dark Materials. A hugely popular book series.The world in a fantasy high.New Line cinema, coming off the back of Lord of the Rings.Everything in position for this to be a huge hit and amazing movie right? Right?!?!As always please like revi

False Starts Bonus...Thing: Detective Pikachu

May 27th, 2019 35m 30s

Pika pika everybody. Let's discuss some of the horrific implications of this universe and the movie in general. In a bonus ep to say. Sorry to keep you waiting.As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and

False Starts Foreplay: Hellboy

May 25th, 2019 36m 48s

What questions lie ahead for you?What is an origin story?Who is the Lobster? Because it's not Patrick Warburton.Is Hellboy 2019 any good?As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter @FalseStartsPod and for older reviews

False Starts Bonus...Thing: Dumbo (2019)

Apr 24th, 2019 38m 40s

You might've seen a house fly! You might have seen a dragon fly! But have you seen the new live action Disney remake from the Imagination of Tim Burton? Well we have... OR HAVE WE?As always please like review and subscribe, find us on twitter