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This episode is brought to you by Airbnb. Here
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we go. Hey, Pashy.
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Hey, Sufi. How are you? I'm
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great. How are you? You know, we're
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Boston Celtics fans. We are? I
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wouldn't say we're the most rabid Boston Celtics
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fans in the world. We're not dyed in
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the wool. Celtics fans. But I
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mean, I think you could say Boston
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Red Sox, Pittsburgh Steelers, that's like ride
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or die forever. But
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they're like a top tier team for me. It's
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a very happy day. Yeah, I
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think I've got a lot of basketball
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loving friends. And to
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a man, they all hate the
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Celtics. I'm
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sort of like, oh, yeah, I get it. I get it. Oh,
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yeah. But at the same time, very happy. Yeah,
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it's nice. It was also a
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very stress free game
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five. It's nice to just have it go your
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way. Some other good
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thing, I feel like, that happened in
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our world. Mom
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sent me one of
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her letters, a classic mom letter,
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which just has some newspaper clippings.
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Yep. She compiles a
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sort of month, two
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months worth of notable clippings.
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Sometimes it's just one or two. That's
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what this one was. This is a
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story about the party's over for Chuck
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E. Cheese's robot band. She
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writes on it, oh, no. Yep,
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oh, no, with two exclamation points. Then
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she sends a follow up. After uproar,
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Chuck E. Cheese says it will keep
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more animatronic bands and sends this with
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good news. So
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in this day where we can just
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email people links or
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text them even, Mom
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cut out two newspaper clippings
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weeks apart then
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old fashioned US mailed them to you.
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Yeah. Did
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she do anything that would assure? you read
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it in the right order with the O&O
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first? No, I actually read them in the
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wrong order, and I
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was so happy that
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I saw the O&O afterwards. It made me...
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Because the good news made me laugh so
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hard. And then when I saw the O&O
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and that there was a previous story... New
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York Times, by the way, was running
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this story. That the
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previous story was in color to
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really get the full experience
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of the band. Yeah,
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so anyhow, good news in
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all honesty, that those animatronic bands are
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sticking around. Munch's
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Make-Believe band. Our
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friend Bobby Cannavale, who's on
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the show today. I
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don't know if this happened, but... And again,
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I'm not trying to put this into your head
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because this would not work as a song anyway,
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but you know what I think every time I
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heard his name? What's that? Bobby
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Cannavale. Oh yeah. Yeah,
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so there was a theme
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park in Holland. Still
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is. Still is. Yeah. Called
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Efteling. And you know what? This
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is actually... If you're ever in
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Holland with your family, it is
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for my money the greatest amusement park I've
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ever been to. It's fantastic.
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And I think it's a great amusement park for
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kids of young ages because the theme is sort
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of fairies.
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Is that a good way to describe it?
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Yeah, it's gnomes, dwarves, fairies. It's fairy tales.
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It's fairy tales. It's fairy tales, yes. There's
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also there's some really
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good roller coasters and whatnot, but
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it's not one of these six flags you're going to
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throw up everywhere. Yeah, but it does, according
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to our dear friend Andrew Moscos, who
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lives over there, apparently they win like
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best amusement park in Europe all
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the time and it drives Disneyland
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Paris crazy because Disneyland Paris
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has spent so much money and this
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one just has like charm and... Yeah.
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They don't have Imagineers, but whoever's imagining
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the rides over there has done a
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bang-up job for several years. I
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always thought Efteling was just a Dutch word
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meaning like Elf World. Uh-huh.
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But it's not. I think it's just like the
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name of the family farm that was maybe there
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first or something. Oh, yeah. I
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couldn't answer you that. But Bobby
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Conneval, I think what you're getting to
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is there's a sort
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of teacup sort of ride. Yeah.
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Yeah. It was like, yeah, sort of a
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tilt-a-whirly type thing. And
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it used to be called, they changed
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it. Yeah, because it was Mr. Conneval,
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a cannibal. Yes. And
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it was problematic. It
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was, yeah. The depiction of the
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cannibal was not cool. Yeah. And
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it was one of those things,
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you know, sometimes you have things
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where you see it, it's offensive, and you go,
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it was a different time. The
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first time we went was 1997, and pretty
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collectively, every American who walked in was like,
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oh, this is bad. Yeah. And
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it was not, they didn't change in like 1998, it went
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a few more years. But I was happy to see, I
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recently read, you know, there was an article about how they
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finally changed it. There was a ride that was
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created in the time that we were
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there called the Panda Drum,
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the Panda Dream. And
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the Panda at some point gave
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the I Have a Dream speech. Yes.
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I believe the Martin Luther
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King Jr. sort of family was like,
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hey, hey, hey, you just
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can't just co-opt this. I
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mean, it was a, I feel like the
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whole thrust of the ride, and it still exists, is
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like the Panda has a dream of a cleaner world.
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Environment. Environment. Yeah.
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And it was sort of like, hey, you can't
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just like take this without, because
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it was verbatim. It was a verbatim
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lift. Yeah. But was it in English,
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or was it in English? I forget if that panda
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said, ich
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haben drom. Right. Yeah.
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That's a good question. Yeah. But
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he doesn't say it anymore. No, he doesn't. Yeah. So
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the good news is it was already a
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great theme park and now
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they've combed out a lot of incidental
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racism. Yeah. So check
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it out. Check it out. Really
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fun, really fun. But anyway, I did
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think Bobby Conoval every time. Yeah. Not
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the way I feel like I'm going
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on this one. No, of course. Yeah.
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Of course not. Speaking of songs, we've received
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some criticism. Sam
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saw this criticism and you saw this
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criticism. But I believe
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it was only one source, correct? Yeah, there's
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only one source. I can only find like
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one review at a time for our podcast
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and I'll talk to Sam offline about how
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you see more. But there's always like one
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that's featured. And the one that
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was featured for like a week said,
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stop introducing the song, the
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Jeff Tweedy song. Yeah. Not
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your song. Right. Yeah. We
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don't introduce my song. Right. And we
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had a conversation about it too. Yeah. Whether
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or not we'd introduce it. And I should
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know Posh said, nah. Nah. I
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just want to roll it out. People could figure out
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what it is. And the person that
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said, stop introducing the song, signed
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it, Jeff Tweedy. Yeah.
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So his take was that maybe Jeff tweeted and like
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that I was like Posh and it's sorry. Or maybe
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it was Jeff Tweedy. Maybe Jeff Tweedy is like, hey,
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just let this happen. We don't know. He
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seems like the kind of non-confrontational dude who
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would want to like do it in a comment
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section as opposed to like texting directly. So
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you know what? I'm going to try this out for a bit
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and I'm not going to introduce the song
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anymore. And then if
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you're up in arms about that, you know, find
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your way to the comment section where Josh sees
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one a week. And
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hopefully, hopefully
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you'll get upvoted into the most
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important comment. Yeah. I
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was also gonna say, I did now
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get your wedding invitation. Oh, good. And
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there was a lot of, you know, because I,
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you were a little upset that I had not
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RSVP'd. Yeah. But I had
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not received it. Okay. And
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as I told you yesterday, once I got it,
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I have forwarded it to
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my lawyers. Because I'm not just
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gonna click yes. I know too well
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to do that. Yeah. Well,
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in our tally, you are still
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a not responded. How's your
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response going? Most people, I'm assuming people are
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smashing the yes button pretty hard. Yeah, we've
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got some people who are
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coupled up and
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have some kids and only one of them
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might be able to make it because of
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dealing with kids. We're
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also in that weird little place where
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we obviously want everyone to be able to make it,
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but in a way we're rooting for some people to
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not be able to make it because we've got more
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people that we love and that we would like to
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invite and that we would love to have there. And
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there's something, there's
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something, euphoric's
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the wrong word, but there's something that feels
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so good about having sent a
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wedding invite and then people saying we can't make
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it. And you're like- Right, because you get full
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credit for the invite. They know how much you love them. And
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yet they've also maybe cracked the door open for
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some other people you love. We
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on our 10th anniversary,
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Alexi and I did a
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game of who looking back, like
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who would we want, if we got married today,
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how many new faces? And
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then how many people would drop off? That's
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an interesting game to play. I would say the core
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is about the same because we had
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so many people from like early- in our life. Yeah.
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But it's good to know
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that there's gonna be some people 10 years from now that
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you'll be like, oh, I should have invited them and some
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others where you're like, yeah. Yeah, I feel pretty good about
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who's coming to this wedding. I
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feel like they're gonna, we're gonna keep them around. All
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right, good, good, good. Yeah. Well, yeah.
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You know, you're not a couple of like, you
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know, starstruck kids here. Yeah, no.
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You guys, you guys
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have lived. You know
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what a real friend is. Yeah.
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Well, I don't know what's gonna
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happen next, but right after it, we'll have our show.
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Enjoy this interview with Bobby Cannavale.
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Family chips with
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my brother's. Family
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chips with my
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brother's. Here
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we go. Good looking. Ah,
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yeah. Josh,
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I haven't met you. I haven't ever met you. No,
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no, I don't believe so. Look how different
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you guys look. You sound exactly alike and
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you look so different. You must immediately feel
11:14
kinship with Josh based on the fact that
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your glasses look like they're from the same
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place. Right,
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right, the cool place in town. Bobby,
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the first thing you do was take
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out of flyswatter. Okay,
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I've got a lot to tell you. It's
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like, this is all dealing with anxiety. I
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hate that you can see a little of my bed. And
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I've got like, I'm terrible
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on the computer, you guys. I'm bad, I'm so
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bad. Let me turn this up so I can hear
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you. And
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it's that time of the year. There's
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just bugs everywhere. And
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I'm trying not to be such a bitch about
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like bugs in the house. Like it's
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fine, that's like. It's life, it's spring, right?
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And, you know, I have the AC, but,
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you know, I want fresh air to come through and I
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just have to deal with the bugs, but I'm obsessed with
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getting them, with the fly's
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water. Are you, my
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wife is pinning it on the boys a lot for
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just sort of leaving things open. Do
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you feel like your boys are maybe the
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gateway to the bugs? Leaving the door open?
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Yeah. I know, but that's my point is
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like, it's impossible to keep
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them out unless you wanna live like hermetically
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sealed. And I no longer live in an
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apartment. I lived in an apartment for 45
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years of my life or
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whatever, 47 years. And I have like
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a little house in Brooklyn and I
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like having the doors open. So it's me. There you
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go. But I'm like, but I'm trying
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to accept it
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as normal, right? If you lived on a farm,
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you'd open, you know, you'd have bugs coming through
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the house, right? Flying through. I like
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that you being cool with bugs is
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weirdly a status symbol now. Like, hey,
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I live in a house. We're cool
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with bugs. I mean,
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I don't know how cool with bugs he is.
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He's waving a splice water around. Well, I'd
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rather have, I guess what I mean is
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the fresh air coming through. And I can't
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have everything screened because like there's like a
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metal door on the front with like, you
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know, metal work and they could come through
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there and I can't drive myself crazy. So
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I walk around with a fly swatter. I
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have, I have every. Do you,
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have you seen these fly swatters that are like
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tennis rackets that are electrified? Yeah, I don't like
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that. I like the kids, the kids, because it's
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like a game with the boys, you know, boys
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are, they don't need a lot. They're not that
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smart, right? So like just put something in their
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hand and just hit things. So I
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indulge that part of them. I
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spent a whole, I want
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to say maybe 90 minutes on
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Sunday watching my two boys just
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step on ants. And
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I know Josh, probably this is
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very hard for you to hear,
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Josh. Because I'm a vegan? Yeah, you're
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a vegan. So I assume you a vegan. Yeah,
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I feel like. You'd be mad at a Buddhist. You'd be mad at
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a Buddhist. Yeah. I try to have,
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oh, I should make a distinction. The ones that crawl,
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I don't kill. We don't kill those. My
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littlest guy who's six, Rafa,
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he's obsessed with bugs. And he's one of those people
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that he'll be walking and he'll go
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and he'll stop and go back and go, what? And
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he'll go praying mantis. And then it'll be
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a praying mantis, like an odd bug that
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he just was, was it
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preternaturally? Like he knows what they are
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without having even, I don't remember
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him in the book looking at
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it. And he runs into all these
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rare bugs all the time. So we're very careful
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about keeping them and
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then bringing them outside to the yard or
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whatever, except for the flying ones. Seth's
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kids take a different approach. Yeah, they're just
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like, it's us or the bugs. That's
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what I taught them. They step, they step, yeah. When
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Rafa's teachers give you the conference, are
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they like, he's testing in the top
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98th percentile of bugs? Yeah,
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well, they are, they do say that he's the,
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yeah, that he is prone to, he's the one
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that gets upset if like, if
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they, if he does see, they go
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up on the roof, right? And there
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was a situation where the kids were
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all killing bugs. And that was like
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a conversation he wanted to have with
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them, with the teacher. And
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could they come up with some kind of agreement if they didn't
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have to do that? Could we not do
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that? And that was kind of a little, you know.
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I hope that wasn't considered a field trip. We're
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gonna bring you all up to the roof and
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just go on a bug killing spree. No, it's
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that New York thing, right? Like that's where they
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go the roof. Yeah. The roof of the
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old building. I got a kid that goes to a roof. So,
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Bobby, I feel like you and I had kids
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at the same age, which
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I like, but you had a first run at it.
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Yeah, right, my son's 29, Jake. Yeah,
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so you were 25 when Jake was born?
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Yeah, I was born two days before my
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25th birthday, yeah. I can't, I mean,
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obviously you, not just age, but you're obviously at
15:55
a very different place in your life, career-wise,
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you must feel more settled. Does
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it feel like just the most massively different
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experience being a parent the second time? Well,
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in so many ways, yes. I mean,
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to all your points, like,
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I'm older, I'm not,
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you know, I'm not, like, hustling to... Like,
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I worked in a restaurant when Jake was born. And
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I don't work in a restaurant anymore, so I
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don't have... But I have other concerns, like, you
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know, my cartilage. Like, I don't have that much
16:25
of it anymore. And, like, it hurts when Rafa
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throws himself at my neck. So
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I'm not as... I don't have as
16:32
much energy, although I do have a lot of
16:34
energy. It's just my personality. Things,
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you know, things like I have to get checked
16:39
out more physically because my guys are very physical
16:42
with me. And
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thankfully, I'm also, like, in a
16:48
perfect partnership with somebody who's just
16:50
young enough. You know,
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just that much younger than me. Like, nine
16:54
years, who has a little bit more of
16:56
the... Picks up the... You
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know, we pick up the slack for each other.
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So that's important. I forgot that we have that
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in common as well. Yeah, I have a far
17:05
more energetic partner, which is helpful. Yeah. So... By
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the way, I like that you... I feel like
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you kind of asked for it by naming your
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kids Raka and Rafa. Like, you did name them
17:13
after, like, henchmen. Like, the tough
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guys. You know, we
17:18
thought Raka just sounded cool. And
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it was a good name, and we liked
17:24
the name Raka. And then Rafa was hard,
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you know, because we
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didn't know. And I had these, like,
17:31
crazy ideas, like, Valentino. And she's like,
17:33
well, we're not calling him Valentino. You
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know, like, no, but everybody will call him Val. And
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she's like, no, they won't. They'll call him
17:40
Valentino, and he'll hate you. So we didn't
17:42
do that. And then we
17:45
decided on Rafa because it kind of was
17:47
around the time that we went to the
17:49
Australian Open and saw Rafa
17:51
play. So we saw him play a couple times.
17:53
We were big fans. That's a cool name. Rafaella.
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And then I had cold feet, like, very
17:58
close to the delivery. I
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suddenly got worried. I remembered my
18:02
friend Big Ralphie from when I was a
18:04
kid. And then I was like, I
18:07
don't want anybody calling him Ralph. Oh,
18:09
I see. There was fear of Ralph. I don't want to
18:11
have a Ralph, a Ralphie. He's a Rafa. So
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I think it's sticking. I
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feel like it's very, it fits in the oeuvre
18:18
of a Bobby Cannavale that you would have
18:20
a Big Ralphie growing up. Well,
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you know what? I hadn't really thought of it that
18:26
way. In fact, I hadn't thought about Big Ralphie from
18:28
Amelia, his sister, until right this second. Yeah.
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Hey, we're going to take a quick break and hear from some
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of our sponsors. Family Trips is
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supported by Airbnb. Hey, Poshy. Yeah,
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Sufi. You know we have an annual trip. Yeah,
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we sure do. We get a couple regular trips, but
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which trip are you talking about? I'm talking about the
18:46
fact that you and I and 10 of
18:48
our closest college friends get together every
18:51
September for our fantasy football draft. Such
18:53
a trip. Very little of the trip
18:55
is about a fantasy football draft. Yeah,
18:57
I always feel a little nerdy saying
18:59
that we're going on a fantasy football
19:01
draft, but we're going to hang out
19:03
with our buddies. Yeah, that's why I
19:05
say it's a fantasy friendship draft. Would that
19:08
make it less nerdy, or is that maybe
19:10
worse? No, I think it's charming. It's sweet.
19:12
So this year for our fantasy friendship draft,
19:15
we have a fantasy location booked.
19:18
And it's all thanks to Airbnb. We
19:20
found a place that has enough
19:22
space for all of us and
19:24
enough bedrooms for all of us, and
19:27
has a lot of outdoor activities. A fire
19:29
pit. There's a fire pit,
19:31
Pachi. There's a fire pit. I want
19:33
to say there's a volleyball court. Yeah.
19:36
There's a pickleball court. There's
19:38
a lot. It's driving distance to a
19:41
hospital that a bunch of 50-year-old guys are going
19:43
to have to go to when we blow our
19:45
ACLs. Yeah. But in general, it is
19:48
so nice that it has all the things
19:50
that we could not get with our group
19:52
at a hotel. Oh, absolutely not. Because what
19:55
you want is you want to be able
19:57
to hang out together for as long as
19:59
you can. And then if it's time to go
20:01
to bed, you go to bed, but everyone else is
20:03
sort of in the same place. And
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one thing that we're sort of focused on on
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trips like this is no new friends. No
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like when you read to your kids. Yeah, I
22:54
just want to get to bed. What? What? Here
23:00
we go. So
23:02
you, and this is Union City, New
23:04
Jersey. That's where you've considered where you
23:06
grew up. Yeah, Union City, New Jersey, until
23:09
I was about to go into my freshman year
23:12
of high school and my mom moved us to
23:14
Florida, South Florida. But I would
23:16
say that my childhood
23:18
was spent in Union City, New
23:20
Jersey, yeah. And that's because
23:23
your mom remarried? Was
23:25
that what the press paid to move? Yes,
23:27
mom remarried and we had to move to
23:29
Miami, but also, you know, my mom said,
23:31
you know, Cubans. So my grandmother and my
23:33
aunt and everybody who lived in our building
23:35
in Union City had done the move, made
23:37
the move to Miami around 1980, when
23:40
this whole other wave of immigrants came over
23:42
from Cuba, like a lot of families
23:44
reconnected. And there was a big wave of
23:46
Cubans from Union City to Miami. Miami's always
23:49
been predominantly Cuban for many years, but they
23:51
got another huge wave in around 1980, 81,
23:55
when that Mario boat lift came,
23:57
including much of my family. We
24:00
waited another few years and then went down and
24:03
lived north of Miami, actually. So
24:05
there was, so basically after that,
24:08
like sort of infusion of
24:11
Cubans, basically people in Union City were like, it's
24:13
too good to pass up now. Like basically all
24:15
our families are down there. I think so, yeah.
24:17
And you know, the weather thing was always a
24:20
pull. I mean, the thing about coming up to Union
24:23
City and New Jersey, it's interesting.
24:25
There's many different reasons, but Union City
24:27
did become, you know, it
24:29
was a German, you know, it was always
24:31
an immigrant neighborhood. It's right across the river.
24:34
Like it's right across the Lincoln Tunnel, above
24:36
the Lincoln Tunnel. There's a lot of garment
24:38
factories there. So it was like an embroidery
24:41
place, factory workers. It needed factory workers.
24:43
So immigrants, you know, it was a
24:45
big immigrant population. Germans, then Italians, then
24:47
Cubans. And the Cubans in many
24:50
cases, my mother
24:52
came over on these Peter Pan flights where they
24:54
would put these kids. They like, they had a
24:56
window open where they put, the
24:59
new Cuban government, Fidel Castro and them,
25:02
made an agreement, made it with the
25:05
Catholic diocese of New York in America,
25:07
to take anybody who wanted to send
25:10
their kids. If you want out of here so bad, go
25:12
ahead. The kids gotta go first.
25:14
And they sent these kids on these planes and sent them over
25:17
to the archdiocese here. Basically,
25:20
there were wards of the church until
25:23
their family came to get them in
25:26
most cases. And my mom was on that. And
25:28
that was in New York City. And
25:31
from New York City, the Cubans were like, they
25:33
either stayed, but not a lot of them did.
25:35
A lot of them went across the river because
25:37
it was like New York City was a little
25:39
much, you know, so they went over there. How
25:42
much time passed from when your mom
25:44
came on a Peter Pan flight, which is a
25:46
hilarious thing to call something that scary, until
25:49
her parents came? It
25:52
was a few years. It was- Really? Oh yeah,
25:54
yeah, yeah. But her brothers came right away. Her
25:56
brothers came and her aunt. Her aunt worked so
25:59
cool. I like her. My mother's aunt, Aunt
26:01
Angela, she always lived near
26:04
us. She was one
26:06
of those women, never married, never kids, her
26:08
whole life, worked
26:10
as a private secretary
26:13
for Batista. And
26:15
when that all went down, she got
26:17
out through Spain's or the connections that
26:19
she had and she brought my
26:21
mother's brothers out. She couldn't get her
26:23
sister and my
26:26
maternal grandfather out right away. So
26:29
she was raised by my uncles and they
26:31
were like, let's get her out of New York, we go
26:33
to Union City. And
26:36
so how old was your mom? What were the two
26:38
years she was away from her parents? How old was
26:41
she? It really sucks, man. You think about it, like
26:43
nine, 10, 11. Wow. So
26:46
by 17, she was married. She
26:49
was like, her parents. So she has like,
26:52
imagine that you got like three years, three
26:54
and a half years, no parents, older brothers
26:56
who were cool. Like
26:58
ones like, they're like Goof
27:00
is a gallant basically. She's
27:03
got like awesome brothers. But
27:06
for like three and a half years, no mom,
27:08
no dad, traditional old school. And
27:10
then they get here and
27:12
they're like, what
27:14
do you mean you're American now? You know, my
27:16
mom's like, I'm American now. Listening
27:19
to the rock and roll and all that shit. And
27:22
she ends up dating the guy across the street. They
27:24
get married at like 16, 17, she has
27:27
me. And
27:29
they're divorced five years later. But
27:33
she didn't live with her parents very
27:35
long. My mom still talks about the
27:37
greatest years of her life being those
27:39
years before Castro. I don't
27:41
know about you guys, but like my sons are
27:43
eight and six, the little guys. And
27:46
I'm always wondering what their earliest memories are gonna be.
27:49
And I think like tough things you
27:51
really remember earlier, I
27:53
think you can remember those things. And
27:55
my mom's whole childhood before she
27:58
left Cuba is like. Did
32:00
you feel Cuban? Was that something? Yes. 100%.
32:04
Well, the first time I went, and the
32:06
second time I went, I made a joke about it.
32:09
And the guy made me show him his more
32:12
ID that was bad. I made a joke. I forgot
32:14
I was in a country, not
32:16
our country. But the first time I went, they
32:18
thought I was coming back. And
32:20
they kept trying to put me in the people coming
32:22
back from Europe or wherever they like, you know,
32:25
they can travel, just can't travel
32:27
to America, right? So they thought
32:29
I was coming back. And I had
32:32
showed them the thing and they laughed, that they said, oh, you
32:34
look like you belong here. You know, in Spanish, I speak Spanish
32:36
fluently. And then the second time
32:38
I went, I was like, oh,
32:40
you're not gonna put me in the line
32:42
with the people coming back? And they were
32:45
like, come with us to this room, this
32:47
dark room over here. You
32:49
know, beat me up with a sack of quarters,
32:51
but they didn't. And
32:54
then your dad was
32:56
Italian heritage, yeah? But
32:59
I don't know, I don't have any, I have no, my
33:02
parents divorced when I was so young. And
33:05
then did you still, was your dad somebody you
33:07
still spent time with as you were older or
33:09
no? No, no, like
33:11
my mom remarried and she
33:14
remarried a Trinidadian guy named Tony,
33:17
who she met in
33:19
Puerto Rico. You're allowed to laugh at that. I'm
33:21
sorry, I've never said it out loud.
33:23
I don't think I've ever said it out loud. Like
33:26
I haven't talked about this to anybody. I'm
33:29
married to Trinidadian guy named Tony that
33:32
she met in Puerto Rico. Yeah,
33:34
that's how it goes. I
33:37
never, that's my brother's dad. Rest
33:39
in peace, he's gone now. But
33:42
yeah, gosh, that was something. So
33:44
how much younger was your brother? So you had a half
33:46
brother? My little brother's not, and nine years younger than me.
33:48
So he's 45 now, 46, yeah. He
33:52
lives in South Jersey. And my sister's
33:54
two years younger than me. Full
33:57
sister? Full sister, a full, I have
33:59
a full. or
36:00
whatever, you know. And we
36:02
went, one place, we went to Wildwood, New
36:04
Jersey. That was it. And we went for
36:06
like four days to Wildwood.
36:09
We stayed at one of those
36:11
like beachfront motels. And
36:13
that was it. That,
36:16
aside from that, the only other trip we ever took
36:18
was Montreal. And I remember like, it was always my
36:20
mother going, we gotta get out of here, we gotta
36:22
get out of here. Go somewhere. And I
36:25
remember taking this one trip to Montreal, like
36:27
it was so, it was Wildwood because it
36:29
was like a certain week that was cheaper
36:31
than the other weeks. And like, they always
36:33
booked it like years in
36:35
advance, right? So we'd bring everything with
36:37
us. You know, like now you're going,
36:39
you're like, I'll just
36:41
buy socks when I get there. Like stupid shit like
36:44
that. Like those luxuries did
36:46
not exist down to all the food we
36:48
would eat for those five days. Like we'd
36:50
bring all of the food and the- Did
36:52
you fly or did you drive up there?
36:54
No, flying, we drove. We
36:57
had like the big, you know,
36:59
the like the styrofoam
37:02
cooler, two of those with all the
37:04
food in it, you know? And
37:07
again, I remember one time
37:09
we went to Montreal because
37:11
my mom was like, let's go somewhere else. And
37:14
we went up, drove to Montreal, which now
37:16
I know is a six hour drive, but
37:19
that one trip sticks in my memory so
37:22
much because of how much
37:25
I got in trouble in a closed car. Do
37:28
you know what I mean? Like
37:31
how much, like how many times we had to
37:33
pull over for me on a
37:35
six hour drive. And we
37:37
did the whole thing. We drove
37:39
there, spent the day and then
37:42
drove back at night. And
37:44
I was expected to sleep and not speak. And
37:47
no walk bins, no nothing,
37:49
right? And I just remembered
37:51
that. And I just remembered that Tony was
37:53
quitting smoking. I was telling you
37:55
he was in a good mood. He was not
37:57
in a good mood. when
42:00
I went along one year. That's a real
42:02
sort of boardwalk busy beach
42:04
town. When you got to a place like that,
42:06
were you more cut loose to
42:09
go off on your own and run around
42:11
and? Yeah, I would say so. You
42:13
know, my sister and I, I'm sure
42:15
as you got, well, how many years apart are
42:17
you guys? Two years. Two, yeah. Like my sister
42:19
and I. You know, we really had each other
42:22
and we really played with each other. And
42:24
I remember we were allowed to go on
42:27
the boardwalk behind us and there were rides. We couldn't
42:29
do that by ourselves, but like we did
42:31
the thing every day where there was a certain
42:33
amount of money budgeted for us to go on
42:35
the rides and play a couple of games. But
42:40
most of the day was spent on the beach because
42:42
my mother loved the beach and
42:44
the Trinidadian did too, Tony.
42:46
You know, he loved being on the beach. So we were
42:49
just on the beach that whole week, all
42:51
day long. Back in the day, by the way, where
42:53
we were laughing about it the other day because Rose
42:55
just, she's always covering the kids in
42:58
sunscreen, Australian. And
43:01
we never wore sunscreen. My mother would put oil,
43:03
like put us in oil. It
43:06
was oil, wine, tropic or bande
43:09
soleil or whatever, all
43:11
over the kids, you know? And we would just be
43:13
out there all day. And
43:17
yeah, it was awesome. Did you love
43:19
the beach? Were you, to this day, do you love
43:21
the beach? To this day, I love a beach. I
43:23
do, I love a beach. But
43:28
yeah, my guys do
43:30
too, actually. Yeah, that
43:32
was it though. That was the vacation. I
43:34
mean, we would do like day trips to
43:37
Asbury Park to also to do
43:39
the ride, to go on the rides in Sandy
43:41
Hook Beach and, you know, the Jersey Shore basically.
43:43
But we never went for more than a day.
43:46
That's why that Montreal trip, when I think about
43:48
it, my mom has photo albums at her house
43:50
down in Miami and there's pictures from that trip.
43:52
And I laugh every time because I'm like, we
43:55
didn't stay in a hotel. We drove all the
43:57
way to Montreal and back in a day. Who
43:59
does that? And
46:00
he's like, there's just so many questions, there's so many questions. And I
46:02
did that through him the other day. I was like, you know what
46:04
buddy, I'm gonna level with you. You did the same thing to me.
46:07
He's like, you're my dad. And I was like, I
46:09
know, but he's, you're always gonna
46:11
have him. He's always gonna have you get
46:14
used to it on some level. I'm always
46:16
trying to give them like the real talk.
46:18
I know they can't handle it, you know?
46:21
But I gotta bleed those
46:23
things in, you know? The common sense things. Right,
46:25
you're stuck with them. It is like that thing
46:27
of, I know I'm your dad, but the same,
46:29
you're stuck with him. And that's
46:32
just, they now share a
46:34
bedroom, but in the early days, they
46:37
were one, you know, they had a wall between
46:39
them. And there was a
46:41
famous morning where Axel at like five in
46:43
the morning just started screaming through the wall,
46:45
like Ash, Ash. And finally
46:47
we heard Ash say what?
46:49
And he said, how do people make wood?
46:53
And that was at five in the morning, that
46:55
was the question. Oh,
46:57
this is so good. Just standing on the side
46:59
of his trip, just needed to know. Yeah,
47:03
yeah, great. We make fun of it, right? But it's
47:05
the best, the questions are the best. But
47:07
watching him interact, the best. Now we're gonna take a
47:09
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Have you guys, how often have you
48:57
taken the boys there? I
48:59
think like four or five times now. I mean, I
49:01
would imagine they're at the age where they get excited
49:03
about that trip, despite its length. Yeah, they love going
49:06
to Australia. Everything's about watching movies,
49:08
because they don't, we don't watch TV in
49:10
the house except for on Friday and Saturday.
49:12
We're the same, and so travel, they love
49:14
travel because of that. They love travel, and
49:16
you know what? I give them the travel
49:18
because I know they don't watch anything most
49:20
of the time. They don't have iPads yet, this is all gonna
49:23
change one day, I know, just hasn't happened
49:25
yet. So flying,
49:27
they've traveled a lot. So
49:29
long way away, and they're literally limitless.
49:32
They can do whatever
49:34
they want, pretty much, for
49:36
us to get through the 22 hour flight. And
49:39
then once we're there, yeah, like last year when we
49:41
went, we went for a month, and
49:44
we went so many different places. We took them
49:46
to Uluru, which if you don't know is the
49:48
beautiful, the incredible rock
49:52
in, you
49:54
know, like in the Northern territory. Yeah,
49:56
formerly Ayers Rock, or originally Uluru,
49:58
then Ayers Rock. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
50:01
And that's the outback, that's
50:03
like incredible country out there.
50:06
And then we took them to Melbourne and we went down
50:09
the coast, it was incredible.
50:11
And they're good,
50:14
they're good travelers, those guys, because
50:16
they've made that trip so many times. I
50:19
never thought I'd make a flight like that. And now I
50:21
like it there so much that the flight's nothing to me
50:23
now. As Rose says, it's a day of our life. Had
50:26
you ever, so you'd never been to Australia
50:28
pre-Rose for work or anything? I never met
50:30
an Australian really until Rose. And now I
50:32
know all of them, I think. But
50:36
yeah, but it's funny because the guys now that we
50:38
travel so much, that made me wanna
50:40
go on road trips. I don't know if I can,
50:42
if that's okay to like pivot
50:44
a little bit like that. Yeah, don't worry a lot. But
50:46
I do have to say. You can
50:48
talk about road trips all you want, man. Right,
50:51
it's hit me again, it binged in my head again, road trip.
50:56
I always wanted to drive cross country. So
50:59
flying to Australia so much, we did a lot of driving.
51:01
Once I got the hang of driving on the other side,
51:04
I'd mentioned to Rose, I was like, God, one day I gotta drive cross
51:06
country. She's like, why don't you just do it when we get back? I've
51:09
driven across this country five times in
51:11
the last five years now. Really? Wow.
51:14
Yeah, dudes, I'm obsessed with
51:16
it. Do you, are you driving solo? I'm
51:19
driving solo, okay, first trip was solo.
51:22
Brought the car to LA, because we were gonna be there
51:24
for a couple months for summer, Rose was working. I was
51:26
like, let me go get the car, that's a good excuse.
51:28
And I took like forever. She's like, take your time. Took
51:31
like 10 days and I drove across. And
51:34
that was what became the appeal, was
51:36
taking my time, staying wherever
51:38
I wanna stay, stopping whenever I wanna stop,
51:40
and not driving on the freeways at all.
51:43
So staying mostly county roads. It's
51:46
just an incredible, it's a beautiful country.
51:48
It's an astonishing country. I've
51:50
met so many people doing this and
51:52
seen so many different
51:55
geographical, you know,
51:57
marvels. So
52:02
my kids now know that I do
52:04
this and they're dying to come on
52:06
one with me. So we're building to
52:09
getting them just old enough to be able to do
52:11
it together. And I'm gonna take them just the guys.
52:14
Sounds like probably different route every time to
52:16
some degree. Different route every time, yeah. Wow.
52:19
When you say you've met so many people, where
52:22
are you meeting people? Where are you sort of?
52:24
No, wherever I stop to eat, wherever I stay
52:26
and I wake up in the morning and go
52:28
to the local coffee shop, I'm pretty much staying
52:30
in bed and breakfast and
52:33
timed little ins and things. But
52:37
the first time I did it, I did it by myself. And
52:39
then the last four times I
52:42
went with a good buddy who meets
52:44
me halfway or goes halfway and then
52:46
leaves. So I have half the time
52:48
with the buddy and it's
52:50
incredible, it's incredible. Do you plan it ahead
52:52
or you just sort of fly by the
52:54
seat of your pants with the bed and
52:57
breakfast? No, that I
52:59
just start looking wherever and wherever I know. I
53:01
think in a couple hours I'm gonna wanna stop
53:03
and I start to look ahead. And
53:05
I get really good at, I've gotten really
53:07
good at base
53:09
following nothing more than the
53:12
little Southwest or
53:17
the little digital compass. I'm always
53:19
like, if I'm going sort of in that
53:21
direction, I'm okay. And then I'll check it
53:24
and see, I am going in the right direction.
53:28
There are a few things that I do wanna see along the
53:30
way. Like I became obsessed with the Grand Canyon. First time I
53:32
did it, I hiked
53:35
down. I didn't go as far as I
53:37
wanted to, I came back. I was like, that is so much
53:39
time left still in the day. And then
53:41
the next time I did it, I went
53:43
down to close to the bottom, came back
53:45
pretty exhausted. And then the third time I
53:47
did it, I brought my buddy
53:49
and we did something very dangerous
53:52
actually, which is we went all the way
53:54
to the bottom in August, like
53:56
bathed in the creek down there, had
53:59
like... coffee,
1:02:01
whatever bun, whatever muffin
1:02:03
I can get on
1:02:05
the road and just keep doing that. And
1:02:07
then find a couple of cool places, what
1:02:09
I always do, right? Some places I just
1:02:11
blast through and other places, I
1:02:14
stay for a little bit. I stay for a night or two
1:02:16
and we would do that. But
1:02:19
that would be, I am looking forward to doing
1:02:21
that. I wanna do that with them. And I just love
1:02:24
that they wanna do it so bad because I feel like
1:02:26
the sense of going, that's the other thing is
1:02:29
going off of the highway, I think for kids
1:02:31
that's boring. I think it is more exciting to
1:02:33
drive through farmland or
1:02:37
but like in the back roads and go,
1:02:39
look at that one. Look at this, oh,
1:02:41
well, that's cool. There's so many surprises along
1:02:43
the way. I feel like Dr. Seuss, but
1:02:46
it really is. This country really is like that,
1:02:49
the whole thing. Have
1:02:51
you had any notable sort of great
1:02:54
trips with your boys that are
1:02:57
more stateside? Do
1:02:59
you go off on little family vacations
1:03:01
or quick excursions? Summertime,
1:03:03
we've done that, but that's
1:03:06
just to get somewhere really, right? To get out to
1:03:08
the beach for a week or we like it up
1:03:10
in the Hudson Valley. But
1:03:16
not so much, although you know what? I'm going to
1:03:18
Ireland, I'm gonna make a movie in Ireland this summer
1:03:20
and I'm gonna bring them out for a couple of
1:03:22
weeks. So I think we will go for some good
1:03:24
drives in Ireland. The one
1:03:26
time I went there, we did a lot of that. Don't
1:03:28
name names. Any other people I know that are working in
1:03:30
Ireland? Cause I feel like multiple people have told me. Mutual
1:03:34
people we know are working in. There's a lot going on
1:03:36
in Ireland right now, I agree. So that
1:03:38
makes it all the better, right? When you can
1:03:40
go out and see friends from Brooklyn. Yeah, it's
1:03:43
true. That's great. That's
1:03:45
the problem of when you do these late night shows, they're just
1:03:47
all home games. You never get to see the world. Just
1:03:50
working in the same building for 22
1:03:52
years. I haven't seen anything. Painted
1:03:54
Highway, what is this? I was listening to one.
1:03:57
I was listening. Painted Highway. No, that's not
1:03:59
it. I listen to a lot of Gordon Lightfoot
1:04:01
in the car too. There you go. Yeah. How
1:04:04
about the songs that come on? When
1:04:06
you're in a car for a really long
1:04:08
time, you actively try to remember the songs
1:04:10
that you know you knew the words to
1:04:14
see if you still know the words, and
1:04:16
that's a day. That's like a day. I
1:04:18
can do that for a day, seeing if
1:04:20
I remember the words to the Rain King,
1:04:22
or hold my hand or whatever. But
1:04:29
yeah, I'm
1:04:32
sorry. I forgot what we got off. That's
1:04:34
fine. We rarely know all the words to
1:04:36
any song. So it doesn't take us a
1:04:38
day. You guys were talking about
1:04:40
hearing your life. You were listening on one of
1:04:43
your podcasts. You're talking about listening back to things.
1:04:46
I think Josh listens to two speed or something.
1:04:48
Oh yeah. Which is too fast for some things.
1:04:50
It made me laugh because it got me thinking
1:04:53
about this thing about hearing
1:04:56
our voices. Imagine
1:04:58
people never heard themselves. In
1:05:03
the days when people didn't hear themselves, did
1:05:06
people have the craziest laughs? I
1:05:09
mean, were there people who just fucking,
1:05:12
because nobody cared, and nobody said anything,
1:05:14
and you couldn't hear your own. Whenever
1:05:17
I hear my laugh, it's so
1:05:19
horrible. It's a cackle that I
1:05:21
hear when I'm really laughing, and
1:05:23
I can't control myself, that even
1:05:26
if I try in the moment, because I'm
1:05:28
an actor, so I try to sometimes
1:05:32
be outside of what's happening, so I
1:05:34
can see it, and I can't control
1:05:36
my laugh. It's horrible. But
1:05:39
back in the day, people didn't
1:05:41
care at all about
1:05:43
those things. Yeah, I
1:05:45
think now we just,
1:05:48
without realizing it, we're critical of
1:05:50
everything, because we can hear it and see it.
1:05:54
There should be in those, for example,
1:05:58
like there was all, like, you know, Borneo, There
1:06:00
would be like vaudeville scenes where guys would be telling
1:06:02
jokes. They should have had the people in the audience
1:06:05
just like crazy laughs. Yeah,
1:06:07
they totally shut up. You're
1:06:09
right. You're right. Yeah, yeah,
1:06:11
yeah. I
1:06:16
was good buddies with Paul Rubens who always would talk
1:06:18
about the first people that danced.
1:06:21
Like you see those people in like the
1:06:23
20s and he's like, they don't know what
1:06:25
they're doing. They're just like smiling too big.
1:06:27
And it's like, yeah, there's no reflection of like,
1:06:29
how do I look right now? Yeah, I think
1:06:32
about that often actually. Sometimes I
1:06:34
mean, anybody who knows me will tell you that
1:06:36
like, you know, I'm just I'm
1:06:39
like a six year old sometimes with
1:06:41
like the wonders of life still. Today
1:06:43
you mentioned Paul Rubens. I thought about
1:06:45
him today, Josh. You know, I was coming. I
1:06:47
dropped the kids off at school. Rafa, Rocco wants
1:06:49
to bounce a basketball now to school every day.
1:06:51
So I have to take that home. And
1:06:53
then the other one wants to get on the scooter with the
1:06:55
helmet. And there's nowhere to put it. So
1:06:57
I'm stuck with all this shit. And I
1:06:59
know I got to go to the bakery. It's like
1:07:02
six blocks away. I'll try to be brief, but I
1:07:04
go up there. I'm carrying the thing. Everybody's taking their
1:07:06
kids. I'm pissed off. And I go and
1:07:08
I stand in line. I get the bread. And then I get
1:07:11
on this tiny little scooter, a razor,
1:07:13
two wheeler. And I go
1:07:15
down Henry Street in Brooklyn here,
1:07:18
which is all downhill. And I'm
1:07:20
not kidding you guys. I'm not kidding you guys. I
1:07:22
made it from, from Monague
1:07:24
and Henry to about two blocks
1:07:27
from my house because I caught all
1:07:29
the lights and like, like
1:07:32
garbage truck holding up traffic, garbage guys
1:07:35
waving to me, saying good
1:07:37
morning, Atlantic Avenue accident and
1:07:39
traffic jams. So I didn't have to
1:07:41
stop. I kept going. I made it
1:07:43
almost all the two blocks from my
1:07:45
house on like two kicks.
1:07:49
Amazing child's thing. And I felt
1:07:51
like Paul Rubens. I thought about him.
1:07:53
I was like, I feel like Pee Wee
1:07:55
Harmon right now. Like I've seen the whole
1:07:57
world through another lens and it's all working
1:07:59
for me. right now, so anyway. That
1:08:01
sounds like the opening credit
1:08:03
sequence to Bobby. Yeah,
1:08:06
Bobby in Brooklyn. I had a,
1:08:08
so my boys, like last year, they had their
1:08:10
scooters, and then I would razor scooter with them.
1:08:12
I had one for me. You had a big
1:08:14
one. Yeah, and so the three of us would
1:08:16
go to school, and I think it looked like
1:08:18
the cutest thing in the world. Then though, I
1:08:20
would drop them off, and then it would just
1:08:22
be me on a razor scooter home, and the
1:08:24
amount I felt people being like, recognizing
1:08:26
me and being like, what's gone wrong for
1:08:28
him? Yeah,
1:08:30
right? I definitely see that, but
1:08:33
I don't care. Like by the time they figured
1:08:35
it out, I'm gone, by the way. Right, when
1:08:37
you're catching all the lights. You're just catching all
1:08:39
the lights, and you gotta be
1:08:41
like really, like I'm so hyper careful.
1:08:43
I look down at all, you know,
1:08:45
because I don't wanna take a header,
1:08:47
you know? No. Well, I'm
1:08:50
being watched, certainly. Yeah. Yeah,
1:08:52
you don't wanna, but when you're at the stoplights for
1:08:54
those, that's the bad part. When you're
1:08:56
just like being stationary on a razor scooter. And
1:08:59
you know what? It's not
1:09:01
cool to like reach in and look at your
1:09:03
phone, because you're still, you're on the scooter. Yeah,
1:09:05
no, you have to. You gotta keep one hand
1:09:07
on the thing, on the stupid thing. Well, and
1:09:10
it's really low, this one, so. So Ezra,
1:09:12
you're in Ezra with Rose. This is how
1:09:14
many times have you guys worked together? Well,
1:09:17
we were talking about it the other night, nine. Nine?
1:09:21
Yeah, nine. That's pretty much a lot. Wow, you met
1:09:23
on set. Is that right? No, we didn't,
1:09:25
no, no, we met, Tate Donovan's an old
1:09:27
friend of mine, and he was doing damages with Rose, their
1:09:31
first season, and I met her then,
1:09:33
and we were in
1:09:35
totally different times in our lives.
1:09:38
So socially, whenever I'd get
1:09:40
together with Tate and his cast, we'd
1:09:42
see each other. So we were sort
1:09:44
of friendly before that, and then a few years later,
1:09:47
after that, 12 years ago this year,
1:09:49
we remit at a play. We
1:09:52
were both in the audience of a play, and we went on a date a
1:09:54
week later, and then we worked
1:09:56
together six months after that and it was the
1:09:58
first time, and then consequently. You
1:10:00
have eight more times. Two things, Tay
1:10:02
Donovan, I was just thinking about because
1:10:05
my boys just watched
1:10:07
Hercules for the first time. He's the voice
1:10:09
of Hercules, which is
1:10:11
fantastic. He's great. Do
1:10:14
your kids ask you if you know all the
1:10:16
people that they like? No, they
1:10:18
don't. And they've met a few, but
1:10:22
they haven't quite put together that I would know
1:10:24
them yet. And a few times I've said, oh,
1:10:27
you know, that person who does have voices on
1:10:29
my show, but then when I show them a
1:10:31
clip, they're disappointed that it doesn't look like, if
1:10:33
I showed them a picture of Tay Donovan, they
1:10:35
would be very disappointed if he looked less like
1:10:37
Hercules. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point. Yeah,
1:10:40
yeah. I do a voice, I
1:10:42
did a voice in an animated series that Seth
1:10:44
created and his eldest now is like, you were
1:10:46
perfect man? And I'm like, yeah. And I do
1:10:48
it and he's like, you sound like him. And
1:10:51
I'm like, yeah, because that, I
1:10:53
was him. Yes,
1:10:55
that's really cute. How many times do you guys think
1:10:57
you would have worked, it
1:11:00
seems like you were probably trying to, I
1:11:03
don't know, shape it so that you
1:11:05
worked together, yes? Not really,
1:11:07
to be honest. I think it's just that, I just
1:11:09
think that people, let's
1:11:12
be honest, like the people who pay in
1:11:14
the checks, they're not like
1:11:16
that creative, right? So you
1:11:19
see something once, you go, hey,
1:11:21
whoa, let's do that again. So
1:11:23
Rose and I actually say no
1:11:25
to a lot of those things.
1:11:27
But the bonus is that we
1:11:29
like working together and our schedules
1:11:32
match up. Like our whole,
1:11:34
our life is just our schedule and
1:11:36
it's not our schedule really, it's the kids'
1:11:38
schedules. So like everything sort of revolves around
1:11:40
that until it can't
1:11:42
and then we have to figure that out.
1:11:44
But we try to schedule everything around the
1:11:46
kids. And so when we get asked to
1:11:48
work together, that's usually a good thing for
1:11:51
our schedule with the kids. I would imagine. Yeah,
1:11:54
and most of the things that we've done together have
1:11:56
been here. Right, so this
1:11:58
was mostly, because I know this is... There's
1:12:01
a road trip element here, but mostly you were
1:12:03
shooting this one in New York? All
1:12:06
here in New Jersey and New York, yeah. Great. Hey
1:12:09
guys, I mean, you'd think I'd be
1:12:11
more on the ball here. I just got
1:12:13
that the movie is a road trip movie
1:12:15
and it connects to this podcast. I'm not
1:12:17
even joking that it just hit me. I'm
1:12:22
so bad I have no media training.
1:12:24
No. No. So,
1:12:30
like, can you imagine if this was really only like
1:12:32
an eight minute show and you guys are like, what
1:12:34
the fuck are we going to do? I
1:12:37
don't even know how to make this work. Media
1:12:40
training 101, show up with a fly
1:12:42
swatter. Yeah. Tell
1:12:44
you what, I haven't seen
1:12:46
him. Yeah, I think he scared him away
1:12:48
early. Yeah, that was like show up with
1:12:51
a big stick. It's just the big ones
1:12:53
I don't like. The flies, what's the flies
1:12:55
about? Yeah, big old fly. Yeah, but then
1:12:57
again, I think again about like the farm.
1:13:01
Not that I know I'm not living in a farm, but
1:13:03
like there would be flies, right? There
1:13:05
would be flies. More flies than you have. A
1:13:07
fly swatter, they probably don't even have fly
1:13:10
swatters on the farm because it's fruitless. They're
1:13:12
like, we can't stop this wave no matter
1:13:14
what we do. Yeah, yeah. The ones I
1:13:16
don't like are the ones that grow out
1:13:18
of the fruit from nowhere. Yeah, no thanks.
1:13:21
That one I'm like, please. Thank
1:13:23
you. Yeah. All right,
1:13:25
Bobby, you media training or not, I
1:13:28
could tell you one of my favorite guests we've ever had on this
1:13:30
podcast. Really? Absolutely fantastic.
1:13:32
Oh, fantastic. You're a hit. You're a
1:13:35
hit. No, you're a hit. All right. We
1:13:37
always, you know, Josh and I do try to see
1:13:39
this through the lens of what will our parents say
1:13:41
and you're going to be a real hit with Hillary
1:13:44
and Larry. Oh, yeah, thanks guys.
1:13:46
This was really easy. I do get really
1:13:48
nervous. Like, look, I brought a hat and
1:13:50
I brought, you know, like I
1:13:52
brought Jake Tapper's book. You know,
1:13:54
I just like that book. He sent me
1:13:56
that book. Let's
1:13:59
be honest. Um, yeah,
1:14:01
so, uh, Josh is going to, before you go, Josh
1:14:03
is going to ask you some questions real quick. Some
1:14:06
quick questions. Uh, you can only
1:14:08
pick one of these. Is your
1:14:11
ideal vacation relaxing, adventurous, or educational?
1:14:13
Adventurous. Uh,
1:14:15
what is your favorite means of
1:14:18
transportation? Train, plane, automobile, boat, bike,
1:14:20
walking? Something
1:14:22
else? Walking. What
1:14:24
do you mean? In the city? Just any,
1:14:26
like just means of transportation. In the
1:14:29
city, walking everywhere, biking everywhere, city biking
1:14:31
everywhere, and in general, car. Okay.
1:14:34
This one's a little trickier. If you could take
1:14:36
a family vacation with any family, alive
1:14:39
or dead, real or fictional, other than your
1:14:41
own family, what family would you like to
1:14:43
take a vacation with? Holy
1:14:46
shit, that's a great question. Um...
1:14:51
Um, fuck. I
1:14:54
mean, like maybe like
1:14:56
the Jacksons in 1968. Great answer.
1:14:58
Great answer. Love it. I'd
1:15:01
love to be with those guys, see what's happening.
1:15:03
By the way, if you think, if you think
1:15:05
of, yeah, never mind, I won't even say. If
1:15:10
you had to be stranded on a desert
1:15:12
island with one member of your family, who
1:15:14
would it be? If I
1:15:16
had to be? You had to be. I'm
1:15:20
not counting my wife and kids, because of course
1:15:22
I want them. You mean... But you have to
1:15:25
pick one. Oh, it's only one. Only one. Oh,
1:15:27
Jesus. Well, you know,
1:15:30
the kids I love all the same, so I guess I'm
1:15:32
not going to screw that one up. Um,
1:15:35
um, I guess Rose for sure,
1:15:37
actually. And then just if, if,
1:15:39
if Rocco and Rafa are only
1:15:42
listening to this, your dad did
1:15:44
giant quote fingers for loving you
1:15:46
all the same. The
1:15:49
little one's been asking me that a lot lately. It
1:15:51
says like, new way to nudge me. Dad, who do
1:15:53
you like the most? That one.
1:15:56
I, my wife said to our middle son Axel,
1:15:58
you know, you're my son. least favorite
1:16:00
and he just he's he's can't he's he
1:16:02
cannot be rattled and he was just like
1:16:04
he was looking out the window goes yeah
1:16:06
but I'm also your favorite and she
1:16:08
was like yeah that's about right
1:16:11
he kind of he kind of occupies the
1:16:13
polls I like
1:16:15
to tell them who's like who's smarter this
1:16:17
week you know I mean like your brother
1:16:19
you were much smarter last week you know
1:16:22
I find that helps yeah
1:16:24
the drive something to strive for
1:16:26
yeah so you would say
1:16:29
you're from Union City New Jersey
1:16:32
yes this hometown would you recommend
1:16:34
Union City as a vacation destination
1:16:36
you know what I
1:16:38
would tell people if they wanted to go
1:16:41
for the best drive go across the Lincoln
1:16:43
Tunnel bear right go up Boulevard East and
1:16:45
all of that Boulevard East which is also
1:16:47
part of that is Hamilton Terrace where Alexander
1:16:49
Hamilton was shot by Aaron Burr it's still
1:16:51
there Hamilton Terrace and drive your car there
1:16:53
and all along the water there it's a
1:16:55
cliff it's the top of a cliff and
1:16:58
we I grew up with the best views
1:17:00
of New York City it is the greatest
1:17:02
view of New York City and there's parks
1:17:04
along basketball bring a basketball it's
1:17:06
beautiful and it ends in a
1:17:08
beautiful county park
1:17:10
called Hudson County Park we call that the
1:17:12
alien Street Park but so
1:17:15
yeah that's a great good
1:17:17
specific instruction because I will say when we
1:17:20
drive into the city coming down Hudson you
1:17:22
know the and you look across it does look like a
1:17:25
beautiful I mean exactly what you said like a cliff that
1:17:27
looks over New York City I grew
1:17:29
up on 19th Street and it's right across from
1:17:31
19th Street and Union
1:17:33
City you know it's
1:17:35
a little further back from the cliff
1:17:37
like I could see the Empire State
1:17:40
Building from our kitchen from our apartment
1:17:42
window but I couldn't see everything because
1:17:44
they psyched eight ten blocks to the
1:17:46
cliffside and that old cliffside is called
1:17:48
West New York so West New York
1:17:51
all the streets match up with the
1:17:53
street numbers on this side well
1:17:56
so so like you know where I was baptized it
1:17:58
at my first communion and all that that stuff
1:18:00
is like these three domes that if
1:18:02
you look across from like 20th Street
1:18:04
and Chelsea-ish, you can see those three
1:18:07
domes. That's 20th Street. That's my St.
1:18:09
Michael's Demonestary that they never knocked down.
1:18:11
So I kind of see Union City
1:18:13
every day. Oh, it's cool. It's
1:18:15
pretty wild, but I would recommend that as a day trip
1:18:18
for sure and pick up some good cumin food while you're
1:18:20
there. Excellent.
1:18:22
And Seth has our last questions, which was kind of
1:18:24
answered. You've answered it. The question was going to be,
1:18:26
have you been to the Grand Canyon and was it
1:18:28
worth it? But I feel like hardcore guesses on both.
1:18:31
I have a feeling like that might be Grand Canyon. Maybe it might
1:18:33
be in the title of the show. Grand
1:18:36
Canyon. Yes. He's going to call
1:18:38
it. He's going to call it right now. I
1:18:42
think the title of the show is going to be like, uh, it's
1:18:44
going to be like, uh, uh, find out
1:18:46
more about Trinidad Tony. I think that might
1:18:48
be right. God,
1:18:52
I've never said that out loud. Certainly
1:18:54
not publicly, but like nobody's
1:18:57
asked me about my stepfather or anything like
1:18:59
that. So Tony from
1:19:01
Trinidad. Yeah. I'm glad he finally, he finally got
1:19:04
his due. Um, Bobby, I hope I see you
1:19:06
in person again soon. Love to you and your
1:19:08
whole family and your family as well. Josh, great
1:19:10
to meet you. Great to meet you
1:19:12
too. Thanks for coming on. All right. Bye Bobby. Bye.
1:19:14
Bye. Bye. He's
1:20:05
Bobby Carnapalley. Who is
1:20:07
the man? Who
1:20:21
is the man who rides a razor scooter?
1:20:25
Smiles and waves from all the local
1:20:27
shops. He's
1:20:29
the neighborhood's Judas commuter.
1:20:33
At the intersection's traffic stops. It's
1:20:38
Bobby Carnapalley. That
1:20:45
goes Bobby Carnapalley. He's
1:20:53
Bobby Carnapalley. Carnapalley.
1:21:16
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