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You are now listening to feeding off

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each other episode opposite 69 guys nice nice four away from the good podcasts

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welcome to feeding off each other the weekly podcast where we feed out the talent

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humor knowledge and awesome stories of our guests no guests today and each other

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i'm matt Matt Dennison in my regular chair,

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joined as always by David Wrongchair Wiggins.

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Hello. How does it feel in that corner of the room? You feel special?

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You're in the guest chair. Normally, there's a much more important person sitting there.

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I'm a man. How dare you? I feel good. I like it. It's kind of nice being on your own little island,

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not like having to be cozied up to someone else like Jason. Whoa.

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Okay. Shots fired. Yeah. and to his left joined as always by jason microphone

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bukkake wait hold up other couch you got a couple handfuls there looks like

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and i looked at the shot and it looked like you got a couple couple dongs nobody

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nobody photoshopped this please. Wow well it's an internal pod we haven't done in a while we haven't we haven't

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podcasted since we were in north carolina well we we did one did we yeah with darcy oh yeah

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okay it's been a while i had it has been a while i've had two

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migraines since so i feel a little

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out of it i almost feel like i'm like on the on the on the

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cusp of another migraine or something oh shit how do we fix it not uh yeah i

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don't know i feel like okay so i get these ocular migraines right so it starts

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with just a little spot in my vision you know when you like look at the sun

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and you get a little hey well by people always laugh when i say that i gotta correct

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myself when you accidentally look at the sun or you like

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you know you or a flash goes off like a camera flash camera

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flash or like a headlight of a

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car you know you just have like a little spot and it lasts a few seconds i

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will get that flash but then it sticks around it lingers and i just kind of

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get this sense that it's not going to go away and the moment i i feel like i

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can tell in the first 20 seconds of one of those spots i can tell it's not going

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to go away and And then maybe over the course of anywhere from like 30 minutes

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to an hour, it'll just get bigger.

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And then I'll kind of lose my vision. And, you know, whatever I'm directly looking at, I just can't read it.

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It's like it's not there. It's like it's just like missing.

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It's weird. It's like you have a blind spot right in the middle of your vision.

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It doesn't turn black or anything, but it's weird. And then also like sometimes it's like pulsating colors. And yeah, I don't know.

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And then that my vision will come back and then it's just pain. It's just death.

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Yeah. Sounds like a nightmare. How long does this last for? How long does the pain last for?

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Yeah. Well, it depends. If I get to it really quickly and take on it.

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Extra strength tylenol sponsor of the

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show thank you very much for the sack of cats and

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the sack of tylenols it'll go away it'll go

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away i mean the pain won't be that high

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but if i don't have access to any what is

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it acetaminophen yeah cmo yeah and

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then it'll suck and maybe the pain will

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kind of linger for a couple hours but it's it's

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pretty much like a two-day thing because the next day i have this like aftershock my

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head just feels like i almost like i had like a concussion

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or something it just feels like your head's just rattling around and i

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don't get them that often but i got two in the last two weeks the last

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yeah two weeks i had one on wismas day which didn't make

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it into the edit but that was like my second lap i got a migraine yeah you're

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saying because it was bright out right or potentially i don't i don't know why

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like i had me yeah like so i've had these since high school and i've tried to

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track triggers or whatever and i'm not quite sure.

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Not quite sure but i that day i had a lot of sugar i had

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like i don't know like tim hortons had a guru i had a i don't know there was

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a lot of sugar intake so maybe that is it what was your sleep like the night

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before not as good as it could have been that's another factor i would bet it's

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lack of sleep and stress yeah i didn't feel didn't feel that stress but maybe there's like

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underlying stress that i don't feel there's like stress

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where you feel anxiety yeah or

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and but then there's just like stress on your body like

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there's a lot of going on you're thinking about a bunch of stuff you're coordinating

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whatever you get a lack of sleep throwing a bunch

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of sugar and caffeine and bada bing bada boom yeah dr dave

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yeah you should be my real doctor

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pass i got a problem with my butthole too can you uh check

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that out after yeah i do what's it's called a mouth oral exam okay yeah i'm

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i buy into that i subscribe yeah um so so yeah it it's been kind of shitty because

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i got another one a few days later i just kind of knew and then i don't know i don't know what's.

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I might just dive an aneurysm on one of these podcasts, guys.

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Might just... Good for ratings. That'll be a good pod. I know the title already. It's probably 100.

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Well, wait. Can we get a verbal confirmation that you would have wanted us to release it?

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Of course. That's good TV. Confirmed. Yeah. Put it behind a paywall for sure. Something. Patreon.

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Something. Just... Sure. For the full cut where he's on the ground twitching.

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So this is actually kind of what else happened on Wismiss because Jordan Boostmaster...

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Oh, on the ground twitching. Basically he was on the ground and yeah so for those of you who haven't seen our wismas video,

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yeah our friend jordan boostmaster friend of the pod chother he

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ate total shit on fade to black

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i guess we haven't really talked much about this amongst each

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other that much no yeah but yeah he

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was kind of twitching on the ground a little bit actually he wasn't twitching he

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couldn't move yeah yeah he was he was in a position so how have we like built

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the stair story a bit more it's christmas day we're all riding it was a youtuber

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lap do you want to explain to the broader audience what christmas is you want

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to explain who you are so starting in the 1900s.

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Take it all the way christmas is the opening day of the whistler bike park

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and everyone goes to it because it's like christmas for

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mountain bikers you get to explore yeah you get to ride the bike

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park again it's almost a year seal the homies and

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we're having a great day other than that matt had

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recovered from his migraine to some degree at this point and it was near

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the end of of the day and we're all i escaped to go sleep in underground

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parking lot of the delta hotel in my truck i i slept delta yeah shout out to

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delta for the stay wonderful stay i would have gladly slept in the bed if i

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could have but we didn't have the room those late checkout check-ins you know

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yeah yeah anyhow so yeah i come back i'm like all right ready to go ready to oh shit,

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you want me to take over so you can soundboard you can't soundboard and tell

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stories at the same no one can it's like patting your what is it rubbing your

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head and patting your belly you can do it but the hard thing is switching what's

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that now do it to the two microphones yeah.

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This thing on so we we're on

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the set i think we're on the second youtuber lap you know

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bcpov was there jordan booze bastard yeah well

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it's fun you know everybody's like just there till you know

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we all know each other from the youtube community so bumble fest bubble

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fest yeah gonna bumble our way down fade

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to black for our second lap and we make it

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to the what do you call this the operation table or the

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up down yeah i think it's the operation table that that's you know does that

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make any sense to you dave you know what the operation table is no okay it's

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it's why would i know what that is i i don't know i don't know if you've heard

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i mean you super i don't want to underestimate your understanding of mountain

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bike lingo at this point right i i'm,

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I either know what it is or I don't, but I can't just...

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Predict okay so it's a table in the emergency

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room where they perform surgery no i'm

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just kidding no it's an emergency room i'll take it back no

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it's it's an up down box thing right it's

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you jump up you step up onto a platform like a

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table and you jump off it and it's a gap up and it's a gap off

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of it okay and a lot of people struggle with that that's like the big i

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would say that's the big move on this trail fade the black right there's three

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big moves on this trail you have have to do it there's a road gap you could

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jump over a person you could or a small car

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perhaps i've never seen a vehicle on that road gap so

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no but it is a road so it is a

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road yeah get a golf cart over it or jump

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over a golf cart yeah that's true and there's the off on box and

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then there's this like long ramp like

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i don't even know how to we would call it a fadeaway yeah there's a

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fadeaway where it's it's just a bridge that then

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slopes down and you could pick how

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far you want to jump down and fade away you know

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it's up to you how far you want to go or if you're

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really gnarly you could jump off the top before it even ends you know kind of

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make like a bigger jump out of it so of course boost master as he does it's

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his name boosts the shit out of it and lands probably too heavy i guess like

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he overshot it yeah he went really far and then he I think he winded himself in that moment.

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Like as soon as he hit his handlebars, I think his chest went into his handlebars.

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Maybe. Yeah. Cause if you listen, I mean, yeah.

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I don't know if you saw the raw clip. Yeah. Yeah. He goes, when he hits the

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handlebar and then on the soundboard, we should add that. I think he went.

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And then that tossed him off his bike into a stump and,

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And he just went like 50K to zero in a matter of less than a second.

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And it was just like hitting a brick wall. And his arm was up and he hits his rib cage.

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And yeah, he's like on the ground and he's not moving at all. Nobody really saw it.

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And Jason went up and asked him, hey, are you okay?

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And in the GoPro clip, you're like, you just winded? Yeah, it's okay, guys. It's just winded.

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But like i feel like we're in this kind of a scenario we're all in denial that,

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yeah it's really hurt well you don't want them to

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know how hurt they are because then that internalizes panic and when

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you're the hurt person like if he's just trying to get

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his breath back that's all he should think about is breathing that's

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why when jason broke his ankle i said don't worry about it you just twisted it

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it's all good it's a minor sprain i'll kiss

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it better for were you but yeah yeah it was not it

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was not the prognosis no so he like

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he watched the gopro back and what nobody really saw was his

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like gasping for air it was really really gnarly because

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he punctured his lung so pneumothorax you know

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this you're a doctor nope oh dave not

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a lung specialist list uh no oh

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throat throat and butthole yeah i

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see the nut so yeah he gets the you know i call patrol he gets the the golf

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cart that we later jumped over on the road gap say and then he gets taken down

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to the hot into the ambulance and then to the ambulance goes to the clinic and the clinic.

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Takes the helicopter to vgh for

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a sense for very good hospital number one hospital

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it is good you get the best chest tubes there and yeah

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he went through it but i think the craziest thing the whole experience like

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jason it was you know you saying oh he's just winded

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that wasn't even the worst thing after we got

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down we're at the ambulance he gets

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taken away in the stretcher he's got you know he's wrapped up he's got everything

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he's got like machines on him and stuff and this whole experience

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like up to this point he hasn't said a lot he hasn't

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said a lot someone said you want someone to go to you with you

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in the ambulance and he goes that would be nice and then he and then i think

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the first responder looks around he says all right who's gonna go and like we

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didn't really know because no i there's just like a different various like groups

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of people there and he looks at me i'm holding jordan's camera with or helmet

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with the camera on it and he says how about helmet guy, so I was like sure so I ended up going to the hospital with him and so I'm at the ambulance and.

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Bike park first aid whatever like

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the guy and what is he the medic which one the guy who got there

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first like a first responder one of the guys yeah bike park

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patrol patrol that's the word yeah thank you he says

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to me i won't be surprised if he's back at the bike park tomorrow yeah when

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you wind yourself it's pretty gnarly but i see it all the time he'll probably

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be back tomorrow and i literally said are you crazy like he wasn't he wasn't

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moving he wasn't he couldn't talk was Was Jordan an earshot of him saying that?

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Dude, Jordan was in a different world. That would piss me off so much if someone was completely underestimating my

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injury while I was in serious distress.

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I mean, and it wasn't like the situation with Jason. You're trying to like not signal.

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Yeah. Like Jordan was already kind of in the ambulance. He was gone.

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He knows. Right. It was just conversation between me and patrol.

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But, you know, I, you know, to his defense, probably happens.

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People look pretty rough coming off the hill. and then they're like

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back and they're like yeah you know i broke my arm but you know i

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got a cast it's all good i don't know that's a

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wild statement to make to me yeah that

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was that was crazy jeez yeah so

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hit what was the final injury it's collapsed

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lung broken ribs he said five broken ribs five broken my dad broke three pneumothorax

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so collapsed lung yeah bruised spleen and bruised Kidney or was liver I don't

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know What's the difference Yeah, they'll do the same thing you can drink that off yeah you also have a bruised willis.

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Yep yeah that was the worst can't replace

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that so yeah that was

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quite the quite the whismas yeah yeah crazy

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but we don't you know we wish jordan well if he's out

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there listening and his when he's home now he's not in the hospital anymore

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he'll be boosting by tomorrow yeah he's probably riding around like crazy

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maybe but so yeah the whole thing that's the funny

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thing was is that he put the the full crash on his

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patreon so you can pay him a little cash and you can

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see all the trauma all the pain smart you

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should though because he's got that ambulance bill now today so yeah

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does he have to pay for a helicopter you should be

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yeah you pay for you pay for any ambulance you take in

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i didn't pay for mine you would have you got

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sent a bill nope yeah but they've been leaving you voicemails for years i did

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not i do not remember paying an ambulance really no it might have gone to someone

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else but yeah i got like i paid an ambulance bill for when i went from in vermeer

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in panorama yeah it was like 300 bucks or something i actually googled this

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too because i was curious of what his situation was going to be and it says that.

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Like private collector services like an ambulance or an air ambulance whatever

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it's called the medivac medivac you gotta pay for those i once got a call from

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a company called wiggins adjustments that's your dad and it was

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it was a collector of wiggins adjustments i

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was like what was he collecting wiggins's yeah

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he's like well i got uh phil and gene i needed david that's awesome yeah i'd

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love to be proven wrong by a listener but i'm pretty sure in bc like medic of

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ambulance drivers are their own union like they're not the same as like a nurse

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which is part of the health care worker union and so it's like technically a private

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company that's why you got to pay for it like I the only thing I remember paying

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for when I broke my leg was crutches yeah that too.

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Yeah i don't i would be pretty concerned of what a helicopter bill is going

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to look like what's like there's no way you're paying the full cost of a helicopter

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must be subsidized or something right yeah no well regardless go buy his patreon

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his youtube memberships is whatever,

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subsidize that heli expensive heli it was

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weird gotta be i was telling matt this on the day but

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i had a friend like 10 years ago do

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the exact same yeah exact he's dead now

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exact same crash into the same

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stump and same injury what same stump same

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stump we gotta move that stump yeah exact same exact

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same thing he went too far off the drop and like compressed

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into the stump collapsed lung called patrol heli lifted to vgh and very good

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hospital very good hospital wow i was like is this happening again like it's

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time of fucking circle oh man another guy winded himself geez but he did yeah

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he did have to pay for the heli and it was like i think it was like

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1500 bucks well that was 10 years not so bad you know for a life-saving yeah

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but the actual cost of the helicopter would be like oh it'd be like 20 grand

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yeah oh yeah yeah yeah what's a heli isn't it like a thousand dollars every

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10 minutes or something it's funny like because i,

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went into the clinic and i sat there i knew they weren't going to show me.

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Like anything in that he was getting out what mri that i was no they go through

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the butt Yeah, he's getting probed.

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He's getting probed. It's the only way you can check the Bruce Lee.

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Let me get this action cam in there. He's doing MRI? The brain? Like the brain? That's the worst Osmo ad of all time.

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Integrated. That's not what I meant when you said integrated ad.

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Has a little late performance i'm lost listen to it back listen to the podcast

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never will never will i sat in the clinic and i just waited i knew they weren't gonna let me in,

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until and yeah i didn't expect that he was just gonna immediately go to vgh

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though i thought maybe he would like stay for a few hours and i was gonna be

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there bedside with him just like chilling and like i don't know you know but that was not the case at all they

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just they're like all right you can come see him so he's he's very heavily sedated right now you're sick.

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Y'all work i guess some of that now you're talking and you're

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not gonna really be able to talk to him but you can just kind of be there and

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maybe he can hear you so this guy crazy so went in

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there and he's all wrapped up ready to go like you got paramedics like

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ready to roll him out he's on on wheels and i

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wanted to take pictures but i know from previous

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experiences you don't take pictures inside the hospital clinic

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or anything like that so just kind

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of had it on standby still had his helmet with the osmo action cam

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the second sponsor of the day next to tylenol great

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success and i wasn't recording

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but then one of the medics he's like you should uh you should record this stuff

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and i said oh i thought it's not cool to film

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in here he said well no not in here when we go walk onto the helipad i was like

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oh i can go on the helipad with you guys so right after that we walked up we

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went outside the the doors went up the helipad weather was epic like crazy sunset

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kind of eerie you know it's like a very beautiful moment but very sad and tragic.

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And we kind of do a little loop around and yeah. And one of the other medics,

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I don't think he liked me very much. He kept giving me the side eye.

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I don't think he trusted me with the helmet and everything and the camera.

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So I was kind of uncomfortable filming it. But I don't think he knew what I was doing. All he saw was a guy following them

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for the last hour, holding a helmet at chest height. What are you doing here?

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Your pants were down too, though. And then he said, oh, he's filming. And he looked at everybody.

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Buddy i didn't know what this guy was doing i thought he was just holding a

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helmet what a weirdo is he from new york don't do the voice yeah and then the

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i don't know the medics started yelling at each other so once he got out you

19:31

know they said it's a bunch of like medical,

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terms i can't remember and yeah it sounded bad it was like he's got a big laceration on his liver,

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which we never saw in the instagram story we

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never saw jordan report on that maybe they didn't tell him maybe he's

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finding out now that'd be a good trail name lacerated liver oh

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god yeah fade the black hmm

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that's actually did kind of fade the

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black a little bit there he thought he was gonna pass out yeah yeah i can't

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even imagine yeah are you struggling to breathe like that anyways heavy heavy

20:05

guys let's talk about something lighter what'd you get up to dave you went away

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with the boys huh boys trip any last lacerated livers what'd you guys do to your livers not too

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much to the livers i went to a soy use

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which is the only desert in canada what

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yep what about cam loops nope not desert nope okay define desert i don't know

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i googled it because i'd heard this before and then i googled i i didn't google

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so use only i i googled only desert in canada and the Soyuz was the first couple results.

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Jason's Googling. It's the eyebrows of raised.

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Ooh. The Okanagan Desert. Yeah. It is the only semi-arid shrub land in Canada.

20:52

Semi-arid shrub land. What the hell is Camelot? Desert Royal.

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Anyway. Rolls off the tongue a little better than that. You say it in the Soyuz?

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Sassel. Semi-arid shrub land.

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Yeah, I say it in the Soyuz. Don't give me that Sassel. Gesundheit? it

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my my friend jay who sin lucas yeah

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liar he who kaz calls

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duke nukem because he has blonde hair and he's he's a

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large fellow and a firefighter i mean he he looks

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like what a firefighter should look like yeah he's what you want it was me it

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was me jay and my friend devin i would want him hauling me out of a burning

21:28

building like he's a very strong oh that's hot strong man very built yeah yeah

21:33

yeah he'd carry around if you asked oh well i'll have to ask,

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He would ask to see your penis, though. No. Well, that wouldn't be the first

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time. That's all right. He would. For years, he was trying to see Devin's, and he did, I think,

21:48

in the last year. It was exciting for him. Anyways, we went up to a Sohus because Jay's really into golfing all of a sudden,

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and he's like, we're going on a golfing trip, and I'm lukewarm,

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Jason Lucas warm on golfing.

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But, you know, I have golf clubs. I've golfed. I pitch and putt.

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But so he was like, we're going to go three times.

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He's like, you got, if you're going to come on this trip, you have to golf.

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And I was like, best I can do is two. Jeez. That's a lot of golf.

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Yeah. So then I said two and that was fine.

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So then the plan was going to be for me to golf the first two days when we arrived

22:25

on Friday and then on Saturday, and then I was going to sit out on Sunday.

22:29

Anyway, so we. I'm picturing you on the golf course, like happy Gilmore with

22:32

a hockey stick putting on your all fours.

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So yeah what i'm on does that thing kind of

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i have i have my golf set is almost 20

22:43

years old now like i it's maybe like

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16 years old vintage and yeah and in my putter i've never had a good putter

22:50

and i i don't even know where i got my putter from putter i hardly know her

22:53

yeah so it's like most putters now have the huge head on them and they're like

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i'm not listening and they're and they're all i love golfing now they're all

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counterweighted and have you seen them you You seen them?

23:03

They got the big old clompers on them? You and your dick comments.

23:07

Anyways, my putter looks more like a mini golf putter. It's just like super

23:11

standard looking. I crushed putting.

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I was putting from like off the green and just sinking it in and everyone was very impressed.

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Wow. Then you woke up. Yeah, I was like, oh.

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So first day we golfed, it was fine. It was really hot.

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We were in the golf cart ripping around, crushing some beers.

23:30

Ah, jackass style. You guys get an air launching off the dunes. We were doing Newcomb.

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We were medium, but yeah, just didn't drink enough water.

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So that wasn't good. Didn't wear any sunscreen. How much beer are you drinking?

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I probably, I didn't have that many. I probably had like four.

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Fat tugs? No. Four tall boys. Regular tugs.

23:52

Kegs. Four Dales. Dale double IPAs. Worst beer ever. So first day of golfing, not that interesting.

24:00

You know, no great stories to tell. Devin and I were playing for best score gets the better room.

24:07

Gets to see a penis. At Jay's family's place there.

24:10

And uh so then the second day we we show up it's

24:13

raining we're a little bit worried and i see this guy kind of just meandering

24:17

outside the golf center area where you fucking check in and i kind of this guy

24:24

looks i don't want to say he looked he looked homeless he just was like kind

24:27

of he looked like a bit a bit of a rough around the edge older guy kind of like pushing 70 and,

24:33

wouldn't you know it he was our fourth and uh he introduces himself and i go

24:37

oh what's your name He goes bear and I go Barry. He goes. Nope bear.

24:41

I'm like, okay Grills like the animal.

24:45

Yeah, and I nearly enough piss that day my my my rent J.

24:49

He's he's wearing He had very fun golf shirts like really loud.

24:55

Sort of flamboyant like, you know, like pineapples on

24:57

them and wacky I don't even know was on them and he

25:00

nominated himself both days or awarded himself

25:03

both days a funnest funnest shirt of the

25:07

day so he was really bragging about that's

25:09

one of the easiest awards to give yourself and yeah

25:12

yeah especially if you're wearing the funnest shirt yeah

25:15

bear season he goes all right

25:18

jay i like your blouse now what if he showed up and he and he lost he still

25:23

lost he comes up with the awards you show up well he's golfed 20 that was like

25:28

21st time golfing this year so he's definitely done it 21 more times than i

25:34

had so then bear by the way he says to us,

25:38

Just to let you know, I swear a lot and I smoke cigars.

25:42

Sick. Yeah. So he just sounds dope. He looks like his friends.

25:46

He looked like a walking whiskey glass, a glass of whiskey. And kind of had a John Daly golfer.

25:52

Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like kind of a chunky blonde guy with a mullet, John Daly vibe.

26:00

And then at one point, I wrote down a bunch of bear quotes.

26:05

Roar. he would he would if if you did a bad shot he'd go ah it's just golf not

26:09

that exciting of a quote but then if he did a good shot he'd go not bad for

26:13

a short fat old white guy with a small penis.

26:16

And he said that about three or four times did it

26:20

did it murder her oh we loved it and we were like you should get that on a t-shirt

26:24

he's like that's a good idea he wasn't he wasn't sarcastic to the voice and

26:29

then he goes he tells us that he was permanently banned from the u.s for admitting

26:34

that he smoked a joint once 20 years previously i've heard stories like this.

26:39

You don't even you don't even have to be doing it or

26:42

have done it recently they get banned they don't

26:45

like it yeah yeah those are my best spare moments oh

26:48

nice some solid quotes there put it on the soundboard yeah

26:52

not bad for a what a white guy with a small penis

26:55

for an old white guy for uh not

26:58

bad for a short fat old white guy with a small penis short

27:01

fat old white guy with a small penis was

27:04

he short fat yeah did he

27:06

have a small penis it was a grower

27:09

but yeah that escalated quickly yeah

27:13

i sent brooke a picture you said you said homeless not bad for of you said homeless

27:19

man i sent a picture did you get the picture back i sent it to the channel anyways

27:25

so brooke and i go to grocery shopping and we're outside of

27:30

the store and there is a homeless i mean it's hard to tell if he was homeless

27:37

because he had a home on wheels he built the most yeah he was okay unhoused

27:45

sorry that's uh disrespectful right.

27:47

Anyways this guy had built this like mobile home that he was carrying around

27:52

on his bike and it it was the jankiest thing I'd ever seen in my life.

27:55

I think it was two pallets, like wood pallets, and he put like.

28:02

I don't know, like not even wheelbarrow wheels, like, like, like wheels on the

28:07

bottom of our tool bench, you know, like little like caster wheels.

28:11

Yeah. I put like caster wheels on the bottom of these pallets and he built this

28:14

like crappy roof out of like bamboo sticks and he had like plastic roof and

28:19

everything. And he made a little bar, like a little bench.

28:22

And this thing was so rickety, but he had two pallets on wheels and he was,

28:26

it was attached to a bike, like a a fixie kind of bike and this guy was there he was cooking with a little

28:33

mini stove sick and he are you able to get the photo okay that's fine i'll just

28:37

show these guys he was cooking what's called nokie he's cooking nokie on a bucket

28:43

and he kind of had this here you just gotta look.

28:47

We gotta put it put it up on the you can't

28:49

find it that's fine so wait this the guy sitting on the

28:52

bucket is the guy that's the guy but just

28:55

vibing oh at park royal you see the yeah

28:58

i was trying to dox myself oh i'll believe it you see

29:03

what oh whatever this is a terrible story without the photo i

29:06

can't no don't ever admit that the story's terrible yeah yeah

29:09

conan teach you nothing that's true this show biz is the

29:12

best show ever oh this is cool i feel

29:15

like he's figured it out we're the freaking sheep in the world this guy's just

29:20

living life cooking gnocchi sitting on a bucket and you see the contraption

29:25

right there's another photo i have either left or right whatever don't scroll

29:28

too far but he yeah he's just sitting on this bucket but like he's got like a rolling kitchen.

29:35

And you see, it's got this roof and everything. It's like, you can't even go

29:40

over a speed bump with that. I was going to say, but he doesn't go far.

29:42

Yeah, and we had really bad weather in the last couple weeks,

29:45

right? So he was undercover. So that thing, despite having a roof, doesn't give him much coverage.

29:51

Was he selling the gnocchi? Was this like a lemonade stand situation?

29:54

No, he was not selling. It was all for him. He was eating this gnocchi.

29:58

Half of it fell on the floor. We went in, we shopped, we came out, and then he was eating a drumstick ice cream cone.

30:05

Nice like he also looked like zach galifianakis from

30:08

the from from the front i tried to get

30:11

a photo from the front but kind of awkward i didn't want to take a photo from here zach

30:15

galifianakis and then we we walked

30:18

past to jump drop off our groceries and

30:21

he's listening to music full blast like this guy

30:24

has no fucks to give he's playing

30:28

uh what's the song i make my own money

30:31

and i spend it how i like i don't

30:34

think he makes any money so such a

30:38

golden moment i wish i had it on a video zach gala full blastus

30:41

ray schremer does that the ray schremer yeah the song

30:45

i ain't got no type oh yeah no type yeah yeah i

30:48

don't know one of the coolest uh unhoused

30:51

situations i've ever seen sounded like

30:55

he had a house on wheels i know i didn't seem fair

30:58

to call him unhoused is that a house i don't know if he's living in that it's

31:02

a home yeah i don't know should have asked him on the podcast probably an interesting

31:09

story that actually would have been sweet we could have from the from the house

31:13

yeah you see anything interesting jason what's going on in jay's world.

31:17

Not a lot i've been i've been on the mend recently

31:20

injured myself in my sleep

31:23

bruised Willis yeah I bruised my willis in

31:26

your sleep in my sleep no I woke up like

31:29

this is when you know you're getting really old I woke up last

31:32

week and I I have this um recurring injury like years ago I broke my back in

31:38

a crash and every like three months this injury comes back where I wake up and

31:42

I'm just fully seized up from the like shoulders up like I can't turn my head

31:45

anywhere and it's like a six out of ten pain in my in my back and then I just need to like,

31:53

Eat a lot of Tylenol, like Matt, how you solve your migraines.

31:55

And just like slowly stretch, just like slowly nod my head.

31:59

And then that process gets better and better every five, like after five or

32:05

six days, it usually just goes away. But yeah, that happened to me like five or six days ago.

32:09

Actual old people hate you for saying, this is how you know you're getting real old.

32:13

Actual old people, they're listening. Old chuthers.

32:16

30, you know, knocking on 32. Have you seen that meme?

32:21

Meme it's like it's it's a guy where it's the caption is something like oh you

32:26

sleep bad at night and now you have to turn like you're batman turn like you're

32:30

bad oh yeah yeah literally yeah it's like that yeah yeah so he's just like i

32:36

was driving and i was like i can't shoulder check.

32:39

Oh shoulder check is the worst good luck everybody else yeah basically

32:42

yeah that's yeah i haven't seen i've

32:45

only seen what's in front of me as long as i just move

32:48

in one have you guys seen the newer cars that their rearview

32:52

mirrors are are video yeah that's so

32:55

nice i don't know how i feel about it the resolution is not

32:57

high enough okay it's good but like

33:00

i was looking at it i'm like this is looks like you know 360p

33:04

but if you drive like a long vehicle or truck or whatever

33:07

it can like you'll have a better 100 it is

33:10

better but uh jay jay had one in his rav4

33:13

yeah nice have you

33:17

guys heard of this ashley madison documentary i have

33:20

did you watch it i was actually gonna want to talk about documentaries so

33:23

this is a good segue do you guys know

33:26

anything about this i know about ashley madison i and briefly

33:29

the documentary but go on you know what i'm talking about you know what do you want ashley madison

33:32

is oh wait ashley madison that was the the

33:36

like tinder to cheat on your wife yes it's

33:39

a dating it was a dating website initially because it predates sort

33:42

of dating apps quote unquote but yeah the

33:45

whole premise was for if you're married you have

33:48

an affair with another married person and then this there's sort of like a mutually

33:52

assured destruction thing where if you're having an affair with another married

33:54

person you both have something to lose so it's it's smart but the whole the

33:59

whole thing is predicated on there being sort of an equal amount of men and

34:02

women which wasn't really the case and they did a lot of shady stuff stuff.

34:08

And anyways, they interview like people that got caught because there was,

34:12

there was a leak, a date, a data breach. So it ruined a lot of lives and people commit suicide and yeah,

34:19

it was crazy shit. Do you guys see that ticket master?

34:22

They, they had a, a leak, like half a billion people's information was leaked. Yeah. That's crazy.

34:30

I got concerned i thought i had like you know i considered

34:33

changing my password for about two seconds and then you went into the

34:36

password changing like oh this is gonna be a nightmare this is too much

34:39

effort yeah so there it is the ashley manison one though

34:42

it was a target it was an attack it was it was a hacker that

34:45

and i guess the other breaches are generally yeah but this was

34:48

like they weren't looking for money or anything they

34:51

just wanted to fuck with them it was

34:53

a doc good it was interesting so

34:57

which is a documentary it was two or

35:00

three episodes and it should have been one i'm

35:04

out yeah netflix loves to do that shit there there was this couple that were

35:08

featured prominently in them in it and they were christian vloggers and the

35:13

husband got caught and they have like a fairly famous video of themselves lip-syncing

35:18

to a frozen song and i was like oh i think i've I think I saw that on the internet at some point.

35:23

They're like kids in the back of the car and they're like driving and they're

35:26

both like a good, they're good looking like, you know, 27 year old couple.

35:30

There was a period of time there where people were just blowing up lip syncing to Frozen.

35:34

It was like a solid year and a half. That's what he said. He's like,

35:37

oh, I saw one person do it and he's like, this is our ticket. Yeah.

35:40

Like Linda Dong, remember, didn't she make like a remake?

35:44

Like it was, ah, what was it? It was something about like.

35:48

Not wanting to do your homework work or like failing school or

35:51

something like that let it go let it go yeah and then

35:54

she just remade it and then other people

35:58

just lip-synced her version and then they were blowing up

36:01

it was like this crazy just fuck it all fuck it all right right yeah and then

36:06

it was just like this web of like viral clips people just kept leeching i've

36:10

still never seen frozen i mean either really yes i'm not why we're we're grown

36:16

adults i feel like now you are you came over here younger.

36:20

No, you were an adult when that movie came out, Jason. The guy who just says,

36:24

you know what, you're getting real old. Yeah. What's that movie, like 2013 or something? Yeah, probably. Yeah,

36:30

so by Jason's math, he was seven when Frozen came out.

36:34

Having this many no it's okay it's

36:38

not bad to have seen it but i i've just never felt the compulsion yeah

36:41

but it's not like a pixar where there's something for everybody it's

36:44

it's kind of a kid's movie yeah yeah yeah

36:48

maybe that's why i have not seen it myself i have

36:51

seen moana though that's we've seen half

36:54

of it brooke and i've seen half of it and it's it's pretty good

36:57

yeah four kids coming out four kids moana

37:00

yeah i think but it seems like a bit bit more good what's

37:04

the best for adults and kids pixar or

37:07

disney movie oh my it's a toy story god

37:10

toys have to be up there toy story is very good all

37:13

the toy stories what about inside out that's a pretty good one i didn't

37:16

finish that one oh how did you what he's got nothing inside you felt nothing

37:21

his his little guy inside i'm bored let's i don't think that like the med i

37:27

don't like it when ideas and like thoughts are are manifested into characters it doesn't work for me.

37:36

Like i don't like an emotion being there's something kind of like,

37:40

existentially dreadful about i don't know it's just like i'm like no that's

37:43

not how a brain works like it just doesn't i'd rather like a talking toy or

37:47

something that's not how brain works i don't know like it fucks with me it's

37:51

an animated movie no i understand, lions also don't talk in lion king no but that i can get along with you know,

37:58

In their little world, I'm just like, no, it doesn't work. What about WALL-E?

38:04

I didn't like it. What? I haven't seen that. I think you would like WALL-E.

38:08

I think it still holds up. It's not WALL-E, it's WALL-E. WALL-E.

38:12

Wally you didn't like wow yeah

38:16

oh so you know the quote i liked oh

38:18

i know you spoiled it for me is that the one thing that's the

38:21

ending oh god no it's i liked i liked

38:24

i think the first half but then it kind of goes to space and there's

38:27

the humans and i don't know it was a bit i didn't

38:30

love it i remember growing up

38:34

a bug's life i remember my dad really

38:37

liking that him taking me to the movies to watch that one and i

38:39

enjoyed it too it's been a while since i've seen that one but i remember.

38:42

That really hidden you would have been pretty young when that

38:45

came out oh what about that uh other disney movie it's

38:48

like a jazz player it's soul oh soul

38:51

soul is good that was good that's a good one for

38:54

is it for good for kids i feel like kids

38:57

wouldn't like it as much yeah maybe not so pixar

39:00

little little movie trivia their struggle

39:03

like they were just crushing for years box office wise

39:06

and in more recent years they've been struggling more and some people

39:09

think it's like they went too far trying to

39:12

be accessible to kids and adults but then maybe they like went

39:15

too far adults so a movie like soul might have been

39:18

a bit inaccessible for kids i could see that

39:21

this is like pretty adult themes yeah it's about

39:24

like death and like not feeling fulfilled in your

39:26

life the main character is a middle-aged jazz musician

39:30

kids love middle-aged people and jazz

39:33

like so like 30 35 yeah fuck

39:36

i wish i could be a kid and watch old movies again

39:39

just experience it what do you mean the same time yeah like with a kid's mind

39:44

and just you haven't seen most movies so you can't have that experience i just

39:50

i want to watch dumb and dumber the first time that was my version of a kid's

39:53

movie oh i just want all the jokes fresh again oh i i would pay good money to have that experience.

40:00

That'd be awesome. There's probably one of those men in black flashing thingies.

40:04

That'd give you a migraine for sure. Yeah, that will stay in my vision.

40:08

There's probably a movie as good as Dumb and Dumber that you haven't seen. You just don't know yet.

40:13

Oh, yeah. Is there? I don't think there is. I also watched Roadhouse.

40:18

Like the original? No, the new one with Jake Gyllenhaal. Okay.

40:21

I kind of liked it. Really? Yeah. Did you watch it? No, I don't. I can't. I don't like Conor McGregor.

40:27

I don't need to see it. Oh, he was terrible. Yeah, of course.

40:30

But kind of hilarious i saw one review of

40:33

it say that it was like it was like

40:36

bringing someone that's never acted before which i think was

40:39

true of him yeah and then just letting him loose to do whatever he wanted on

40:43

set and it was like yeah that's i think exactly what happened you know what

40:46

other movie i watched that i thought was gonna be absolute dog shit ricky stinicky

40:51

it was good the title alone sounds like it's it is it's fine yeah it's good

40:56

it's it's uh entertaining,

40:59

yeah sure and john cena is a very good actor in it i would say he's like,

41:04

he crushes he's good in most things i didn't expect i haven't seen him in most

41:08

oh yeah you ever see uh train wreck no he's good in that i feel like we're this

41:13

is gonna be a train wreck if we keep going down movie corner train spotting i still never seen that.

41:20

Someone someone okay we talked about train spotting on a podcast well a few

41:24

weeks ago or so well not a few weeks ago a couple months bobo i think,

41:28

Bobo yeah and then that was the first time I'd ever heard of that movie I think

41:34

and then the next day we got a comment on Instagram on how to buy a mountain

41:39

bike someone said this is like train spotting,

41:43

Which I didn't understand that. No. That's not relevant in any way.

41:47

I think it was How to Buy a Mountain Bike. It was one of our videos.

41:50

Yeah, I was trying to think of that. Maybe it was not necessarily like the film

41:54

style maybe. Or like the narration. Yeah, narration.

41:59

I'm pretty sure there's narration. I get Trainspotting and Requiem for a Dream

42:02

like really mixed up in my brain. Drug movies. Yeah, they're both like just drug movies.

42:06

But yeah, I think there is a VO in Trainspotting. Yeah. That could be it.

42:12

That's weird. that that just the timing of that talking about train spotting

42:16

the next day it's like they were listening to the podcast it's a pretty niche

42:19

movie but how to buy a mountain bike just won't die it's like going viral again

42:24

for the third time like it like died on instagram for a while,

42:27

now you you keep opening up instagram and it's just like full notifications

42:32

every time like a few thousand followers in the last week or so just from that

42:38

video all sorts of crazy Crazy check marks are liking it.

42:42

Reggie Miller. Oh, yeah. He liked How to Buy a Mountain Bike.

42:45

Basketball legend, Reggie Miller. Reggie Miller, come on the pod.

42:48

And come for a bike ride.

42:51

He's a Santa Cruz free agent. That's like some sort of level of sponsorship,

42:56

I guess, with Santa Cruz. And 6'7". Now that's, as Dave said, that's a real XL boy.

43:05

Jason's self-proclaimed XL boy. That's XL vertically.

43:08

That's an XXL. yeah that's a double he's riding

43:11

a double xl bike maybe a triple sure i mean how tall

43:14

are you jay six one six one he's got six inches

43:17

on you that's that's a three xl i think that's

43:20

like this right at least he doesn't have six inches in you hey oh god but yeah

43:26

i mean that's a big bike he's got to ride yeah it'd be a double xl bike i i

43:30

bet his bike sorry santa cruz but i bet that bike doesn't even fit him like

43:33

also he didn't like how to buy a mountain bike he liked my first time at the

43:37

the whistler bike park he liked the whistler bike park oh yeah.

43:42

I wonder why. So if you're listening to the pod, go to Reggie Miller's Instagram

43:45

and say, hey, go ride with at Mahalo, my dude.

43:48

And yeah, we'll do my first time at the Whistler Bike Park. Well,

43:51

I don't know. He's probably been. Yeah. Wealthy man. I would imagine he's definitely taking his PJ.

43:56

I don't think he would have liked the video if he hadn't been there.

44:00

It's weird seeing. If he hadn't been there? Yeah. I don't know.

44:05

Reggie. What? Reggie. Leave a speak pipe. Yeah.

44:09

Speakpipe.com slash feeding off each other. It's weird seeing celebrities now,

44:14

like mountain bike, like Valtteri Bottas.

44:18

Sorry, what now? Yeah. He's a F1 driver. He's one of the top 20 in the world.

44:22

Very, very famous and rich. He just competed in, he rides mountain bikes, but also a lot of like gravel bikes.

44:29

And he just competed in the unbound gravel, which is like the world,

44:32

America's biggest gravel race, 200 miles or something in a day.

44:35

And he came like second in his category, but he's also one of the top F1 drivers in the world.

44:40

And it's just weird like he's sponsored by canyon it's like

44:43

what hmm it's just this weird crossover of what used to be our niche little

44:47

sport and now it's it's mainstream wow well there you go now we got two people

44:52

we gotta get on the podcast that would be so not he'd be good episode 100 fly

44:57

him down climb up who are we gonna have on the podcast for 100 what's the plan we got a plan i think we

45:03

have to invite a hundred beers have we

45:13

explained this yet what the the centurion yeah we explained it on the pod we've

45:18

we floated the idea and the chellers liked it who liked it which others where

45:22

on youtube did they say something yeah there's comments about that'd be funny

45:27

yeah just as many comments as how to buy a mountain bike reggie miller was like

45:29

yeah Yeah, y'all should definitely do the Centurion. It was my, it was all my burners, but it can't be each other's.

45:37

It was not Jason Lucas, Lace and Jukas.

45:40

Yeah. Centurion is you drink one shot of beer every minute for a hundred minutes.

45:46

Yeah. It's so much. Dave's done it. It's, it's terrible. I was 19 though.

45:52

Dave just had Vietnam flashbacks. Yeah, it's terrible. I started listening to CCR in my brain.

45:59

Some folks bone. Yeah, that'll be a messy pod.

46:02

But I feel like we need like a guest or multiple guests to come in Like I don't

46:07

want to spoil anybody, but you know some like lively guests to come in Maybe

46:11

they like pop in and then they leave or maybe how many people can be getting these couches?

46:19

Put a ladder in the background Yeah, I like that idea or you just do it like outside every day.

46:26

Are you yawning? that's fucking rude dave you

46:29

said that jason needs to get louder and have

46:32

his outdoor voice on the pod now you're yawning yeah what the fuck dave sorry

46:37

i just just jason's here he's projecting he's on stage projecting to the chuthers

46:42

and you're yawning you're projecting your insecurities onto me this is disrespectful

46:47

disrespect i need to apologize to the chuthers for yawning on the pod,

46:52

You're actually excited to be here. Okay. Chuthers, y'all can go fung yourself.

46:57

You are offended because I'm a human being with feelings and stuff happens, you know.

47:05

Yawns kind of, they're a natural part of life. Sometimes they don't even indicate tiredness.

47:09

I once listened to a whole podcast about yawns and they don't even know scientifically why we yawn.

47:15

Some speculate that we're trying the yawn. You're actually trying to get more

47:20

oxygen to your brain. Shut up! And there could be myriad reasons now i understand why i hate this version of

47:28

joe list uh he's got a great joke he's like why do people uh yawn out loud go

47:32

oh it's like being on a plane going oh you want everybody to know you're hungry

47:36

it's like being on play it's like i'm hungry i'm hungry.

47:41

So you can yawn on the pod but just uh maybe uh i don't

47:44

think it was do it do it off i don't think it was an audible yawn i

47:47

heard it i think i heard it and saw it no i

47:49

think i felt it i think it's because i was i talking probably which

47:54

is all arguably the rudest of all the yawns when you're talking

47:57

listen you've got all these little

47:59

bugaboos you know you hate a lowercase lol you hate a yawn but you're you're

48:05

putting them on to you're applying them to me and i just have different i have

48:09

a different set of you know things all right there's gonna be a penalty from

48:12

yawning on the pod from now on we got a hundred years that's a hundred years

48:18

yeah i I can't yawn in the pod. A hundred beers, a hundred years. I'll fucking yawn if I want to yawn.

48:23

Did you guys want to listen to our one and only Speakpipe? Yes.

48:26

Okay. Just one. Yeah, just one. Chuthers, we need you to write in more.

48:31

We didn't do a call-up, though, recently. Like, we didn't do a call-up.

48:34

For a while, so we can forgive him. But speakpipe.com, you can say whatever you want.

48:39

We actually, you guys remember Donnie from the last one where he had a five-part story?

48:43

Yeah, yeah. People wanted more. What was it? Checking in with Donnie?

48:46

Who wanted more? It was... Someone specifically commented that they wanted more? Yes. Someone specifically

48:52

commented they want more. It was something with Donnie, wasn't it? I think someone should call in with

48:56

a speakpipe and just yawn. Well, that's not very good for... Well, you're the best at that,

49:01

Jeff. I might do it. Hold on. Sorry.

49:04

Now would be a good time the comments it was

49:07

something with danny come on guys i don't i don't think this matters no it doesn't

49:12

matter at all okay anyway i'll find it you can play he had a segment i'm gonna

49:16

play our current speak pipe from oh god i'm gonna butcher this ok okoye donnie

49:22

is iconic doing it with donnie would be great to say there you go doing it with Donnie iconic.

49:27

Okay I think

49:30

you probably my name is Frank I'm from Nigeria

49:33

I was wondering if you guys needed a

49:36

clip editor like basic editor for your podcasts if you do I actually sent you

49:44

a DM on your IG your email you can check my name with sign us to my actual name

49:52

is Okoye Frank I'm from Nigeria I'm

49:55

I'm looking for a video editing job.

49:58

If you need help with your video editing or clip making, I can surely help.

50:04

Thank you for calling in. Our first African caller. Holy crap. From Niger. Niger.

50:09

Wow. Careful. I don't know if we've ever...

50:13

Have we ever sent merch to Niger? We've definitely sent it to Africa. We sent it to, what is it? The Ivory Coast?

50:20

I don't know. Like Cape Town? No, no, no. I think it's like French on the map,

50:25

but it's the Ivory Coast. Yeah, yeah. Dakota, Ivory. Yes.

50:29

I wouldn't even dare. Don't do the wrong. It's like one of the most dangerous places on Earth.

50:33

I remember at one point I learned in a textbook, which may or may not be true.

50:38

Probably a very nice place. But yeah, we sent stickers out there.

50:42

Anyways, so he wants a job. He wants to be a clip editor for the podcast.

50:45

This is each other or is this each other is this

50:48

a business tactic to find podcasts like

50:52

a business tactic but it but i mean to do a speak pipe

50:54

yeah like that's the next level we can't

50:58

even get a speak pipe from each other yeah exactly that was

51:01

the only one for the last two weeks god damn each other's no

51:04

that was less time than that but yeah it's basically we

51:07

just played spam on the podcast yeah yeah i mean maybe not maybe he's a devoted

51:12

each other i don't think so you don't think so i don't know well what was his

51:17

name he said frank because i bet he was assuming we couldn't pronounce it but

51:21

i think it was okoye well how about this frank if you're listening,

51:25

send in another speak pipe yeah prove that this is you know a legitimate request

51:30

that's a good idea that's a great idea and uh we want to hear from you again

51:34

but ask us a real question this time that you're in that's just a curiosity

51:38

ask us a real question and and if you can do that,

51:44

we'll send you something to edit.

51:47

We'll give you a podcast clip or something. We'll give you a gig. Mm-hmm, I like that.

51:52

It's gotta be, it needs a million views. Great success. On Instagram.

51:57

Yeah, that's the benchmark. Yeah, I mean, that seems fair. Any other stipulations?

52:02

Ask a question, call in again, and you gotta go om nom nom nom nom at the end.

52:06

You gotta sign off with the om nom nom. Yeah, I like it. That sounds fair, right? Frank, from Niger? Yeah, just to the point.

52:13

Yeah, Frank from Niger. I thought he was going to say, hey, come mountain biking.

52:18

Right. I thought it was like, that is the classic speak pipe.

52:22

Hey, I live in this region. How about you come to this region?

52:25

Yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, that's it from the speak pipes. Wow. Well, that was quite the speak pipe just for having one.

52:32

Yeah, I liked it. I liked it. Very interesting. It's new.

52:36

We're reaching all corners of the internet, guys. I brought out a Pit Viper

52:40

game if you guys want to play one round. Oh, boy. i don't remember how you just answered the

52:45

question oh let's play it let's play it we uh

52:47

burka hey how often you guys think about the roman empire i've seen

52:51

this meme oh it's a meme yeah this is a very old meme i'm just asking a question

52:57

guys come on basically never the roman empire not but world war ii often actually

53:03

are you a dad why what are you thinking about what What do you think in World War II?

53:08

Sometimes I compare my hardships.

53:13

My physique. Yeah. Or like, man, I got to do all this today or whatever.

53:18

I'm in the trenches. I got to edit six podcasts.

53:22

This guy from Niger is like, please give me work. Well, I'm editing podcasts,

53:26

but at least it's not World War II. Exactly. This is nothing.

53:29

Nothing in comparison to World War II, let me tell you what.

53:33

Oh, wow. But yeah, that's how I usually think about it. a very grateful young

53:36

fellow World War I would have actually been worse though,

53:40

Yeah, you should compare it to World War I. Yeah, I think you fucked up.

53:43

But there's more content created around World War II. It's true. It's the hotter war.

53:47

I have it more like burning. Yes. World War II is way sexier.

53:51

People love World War II. I think it's a bit much. I think it's a bit gross

53:56

how much media and stuff gets made.

53:59

Because it's like every villain in every movie is either Hitler or based on Hitler or Nazis.

54:05

Yeah, I like. It's a bit sensational. I like more the documentaries on it.

54:09

And like the like so you can just learn about it and learn about people that

54:12

were in those stories i don't really care for like the yeah i'm

54:16

just kind of over it though you guys just drop world war ii please it's been

54:21

70 years y'all out there it's been 70 years i just feel like you guys think

54:27

about the roman empire there's other conflicts there's other things that have

54:29

happened in the last 10 000 years we could talk about okay you're pulling a

54:33

question from the pit viper game. Dave's up what is an unusual physical feature

54:38

that you find appealing great question

54:42

let me ponder for a moment unusual from the top no you rigged it no no rigged

54:52

i shuffled maybe like maybe like a cute belly button a cute like an innie or an outie whatever

55:00

what do you mean whatever i don't care you don't care no it's kind of cute what

55:04

do you mean cute like small no big i don't know what it's just it's just a physical

55:09

feature okay that's a belly so just having a belly button yeah but if it's i

55:14

don't just see it i don't really have new criteria do you guys have an unusual

55:18

physical feature that you find appealing. Oh sorry i'm deep in thought in my car oh you're just long your mind mine actually

55:25

has something to do with yours now oh yeah it's features facial features yeah

55:30

something abnormally what the way you're attracted to yeah,

55:38

weenus love a weenus nice weenus nice

55:41

tight weenus do you remember the day you learned what a weenus was the

55:44

elbow meat yeah kids would

55:47

say you know the color of your weenus is the same color as your

55:50

butthole or your scrotum that's not even necessarily true it's not necessarily

55:55

true no dave's done extensive studies he's very firm he's a doctor very firm

56:03

very firm weenus scrotal skin and weenus skin are quite different and you can quote him on that.

56:10

Dr dave in the house yeah i

56:13

got a very uniform colored weenus can't

56:16

say the same did we did we talk about scrotal recall before no

56:21

that show it wasn't the porn parody we were no it

56:23

was a tv there was a tv comedy show called scrotal

56:26

recall and it was just a guy reflecting on past

56:29

relationships and then they changed it the second season to

56:32

lovesick and i remember yeah when it

56:36

came out i was like who allowed this name

56:39

what beautiful bastard yeah exactly was like yeah we'll

56:42

do this but uh anyway scrotal recall

56:45

so what was your answer what do you i said a belly

56:48

button a belly button what is this unusual physical feature

56:51

just appealing just a natural belly button does it

56:54

have a piercing does it no got some lint in it

56:56

does it i don't know that's what i was trying to dive in

56:59

well okay you guys give me yours and then we'll that's was a weenus

57:03

yeah that's not a real answer i i feel

57:06

like it's hard to give you time to think and think

57:09

about your belly button like is there really anything weird that someone would

57:13

find attractive like a yeah but it's like so many people love that that it's

57:17

normal like i don't see that as a weird thing i think it's weird that i don't

57:22

know i think it's weird how common it is yeah allegedly people are We're hopping

57:26

on that bandwagon left and right though. I'm just looking at Brooke now. Sorry, I'm just like.

57:31

What do I find? Just harassing you with my eyes right now.

57:35

I'm glad alonzo isn't in the chair anymore i'm not i'm not i'd be objectifying

57:41

that's true be more exciting i would probably know instantly what turns me on,

57:46

faster i don't know man eyelashes how

57:49

about that eyelashes that's that's the existence of eyelashes sure

57:53

it's pretty abnormal i don't

57:56

know why that's the question what is an unusual unusual physical

57:59

future that you find appealing uh it's not even attractive it's

58:02

just like oh you could appealing it could just be like but

58:05

it knows like i guess appealing yeah appealing

58:08

i i was reading it as attractive i feel like mine is

58:11

what do you call it not synchronize it like symmetry

58:14

like a symmetrical face i feel like

58:17

is and not even in an attractive way and like a oh you're

58:20

nice to look at well that's just that's just science jason you

58:23

can't use that be like what do you mean you you

58:27

like symmetry guys guys guys

58:30

let me settle that's what models are guys guys guys

58:33

usually relax relax let me settle this okay with my card humans are meant to

58:37

find symmetrical faces and figures no way no way no please pick one feature

58:43

that you would most like to see be wildly asymmetrical in your lover i mean

58:49

are we gonna say butthole or. Wildly asymmetrical butthole oddly asymmetrical let's see i feel like there's

58:57

like function you You know, Brooke, if you had one really small arm,

59:01

it'd be maybe a little easier to cuddle you in bed. You know, you got one. One raptor.

59:06

Just one. T-Rex arm. One toothpick just goes under my, you know, I don't have, I'm not.

59:11

You know, cuddling can be a nightmare, right? You got the dead arm.

59:14

You got this other person with you. This other person. You stank. Yeah, I hate it.

59:18

Breathing, hair in the face. I hate when that happens with my girlfriend.

59:24

You know, when you long for the feeling. body pillow you know when you're like

59:27

body pillow sometimes like falls off the bed they suck,

59:32

yeah i feel like that's a functional thing but

59:35

like what for like a visual thing i don't know

59:37

boobs are naturally bigger than the other the boom

59:40

the breast minor it's the medical term

59:44

the titty that does i believe it's them

59:47

fangs cannons i think i believe the

59:50

one closest to the heart is always a tad bigger where blood flow is this an

59:55

old wives tale is this uh which old wives telling this is a tangent but some

59:59

old man on instagram that like is quote-unquote aging well says that he does

1:00:03

handstands every day for skin care because it gets more blood to his head and

1:00:07

then i was like should i do that. I'm a man. You can try it. I mean, you get good at handstands too.

1:00:14

Yeah, that would be the better thing for you, I think would be.

1:00:16

But you could just like dangle off the side of like a chair or something too.

1:00:20

So wildly asymmetrical in your lover.

1:00:23

I feel like, yeah, models, like you said, yeah, I think it's kind of common

1:00:29

knowledge that the more symmetrical your face, the more beautiful you are in theory.

1:00:35

But then, you know, like modeling agencies, they always

1:00:38

find someone with like a crooked tooth or a wonky

1:00:41

eye or something and they're that's like what

1:00:43

makes them beautiful but they're that's sort of the

1:00:46

exception to the rule usually yeah so

1:00:50

i'm just trying to think if i was a modeling agency what am i looking for

1:00:53

that's asymmetrical you don't want asymmetrical eyebrows that just doesn't that's

1:00:57

not good for anybody no intentionally intentionally nostrils i want a new question

1:01:02

nuke what you gotta go that's not not the name of the game yeah it can be oh

1:01:08

yeah look here the pit viper i want a new question game.

1:01:11

Um yeah i don't know what do you guys what do you guys

1:01:14

attract to asymmetrical nostrils ah good

1:01:17

answer good yeah i said that good improv master

1:01:21

class when did you say that one the two i would

1:01:24

do hands i think it'd be fun one really strong

1:01:27

high five like is one massive or no

1:01:30

no just really tiny one would be the normal size and one's huge

1:01:33

huge huge yeah yeah i think you

1:01:36

get a lot done like in the everlong video when his hand goes giant yeah and

1:01:40

then for cuddling you could just curl up in their hand it's all about cuddling

1:01:43

it all comes back to cuddling it makes the best cuddling noise jason but your

1:01:49

draw yeah i'm drawn does your fighting ability increase or decrease.

1:01:55

After drinking oh fighting ability

1:01:59

like mine or ones okay mine

1:02:02

my ability would probably

1:02:05

decrease but my desire would increase and probably

1:02:09

your confidence yeah exactly and like willingness and

1:02:12

your pain threshold oh yeah that was an easy card come

1:02:15

on okay yeah i'll try again of course you're gonna be

1:02:18

a better fighter if you're not inebriated wait what

1:02:21

but you're gonna throw hands if you're if you got a few in you you're more

1:02:24

likely to throw hands what's your

1:02:27

go-to dance at a wedding dance circle i avoid

1:02:31

these at all costs but i just had rsvp your wedding and

1:02:34

type in my song that would get me to the dance floor yes is

1:02:38

that a thing because brooke just did an rsvp for

1:02:41

a wedding and she answered the same question yeah that's a thing yeah yeah that's

1:02:45

quite quite a bit of a thing it's when you're too lazy to make your own playlist

1:02:48

the dance i do is usually like try and nod my head at the beat of the song as

1:02:53

for as long as possible and then fade into the background and go back to the

1:02:56

bar that's my you guys have good dude that's mine too.

1:03:02

Yeah my yeah it's the

1:03:05

grocery cart not meant for a short fat

1:03:08

old white man with a white man with

1:03:10

a small dick that's a callback that escalated quickly bear i try to dance yeah

1:03:16

i like jason's move yeah nodding nodding aggressively and like projecting attention

1:03:23

on other people when they're someone looks at you and you're like well look

1:03:26

at that guy he's going crazy and you're like okay

1:03:28

dodge that bullet yeah we actually we found ourselves

1:03:31

in a dance circle last summer i had

1:03:35

i had a camera there was a full like and these

1:03:38

people are dancers they're like hip-hop dancers i know

1:03:40

there's a lot of hip-hop dancers in this group so they're all crushing

1:03:43

it and i was just dreading the moment where they

1:03:46

all point at me and it happens and then i'm like oh god and move a little bit

1:03:50

whatever shimmy about for about like three seconds and i'm like i point to the

1:03:54

bride and i'm like you get in the middle i'm gonna take a photo now from this

1:03:57

angle and i just i just ejected so quickly god get your asymmetrical titties in there.

1:04:05

Nothing makes me more anxious than a dance circle holy

1:04:08

smoke oh yeah that's that's i'd

1:04:11

rather do a rap battle than a really dance okay

1:04:14

dance circle i think or battle or open

1:04:18

mic situation where you

1:04:21

gotta do a minute like a minute of stand-up in the same crowd like

1:04:24

you're either dancing with that crowd or you got to do a minute of stand-up i'll

1:04:27

do that i'll do the stand-up really yeah you're gonna dance i

1:04:30

think i would do yeah i think i would

1:04:33

i think it would be less embarrassing with dance circles oh my god there

1:04:36

can be like 10 people and then you're gonna quickly find out that it's not way more

1:04:39

embarrassing yeah they're both really bad though exactly right oh jason you're

1:04:44

gonna dance instead of being funny i would panic in that situation but you don't

1:04:50

have you can just make up the dance where you can't just make up stand-up yeah

1:04:53

exactly so she in a minute also you know.

1:04:57

You know take this the right way but you got a face made for comedy like like you got the face,

1:05:03

it's not symmetrical at all like you

1:05:06

got something about like i feel like people just think that you're funny

1:05:09

you know like you got there's something you know

1:05:13

what i mean come on dave you would agree with me right i'm nodding he's got

1:05:16

the eyebrows you're nodding and fading into the background he's got he's got

1:05:20

the big expressions yeah like whenever you know when over the years whenever

1:05:24

we have to do something that involves a big expression it's always jason you

1:05:27

know i feel like you could just go on stage raise your eyebrows and be like,

1:05:31

jeez and people would laugh you get a laugh right there maybe for sure or it's

1:05:36

dead silent maybe and then i go where's the dancer i'll go in there so oh god

1:05:42

so you're doing you're doing the dance too yeah i think so yeah you're dancing

1:05:46

instead of trying to tell some jokes. Yeah because because the dance circle the the

1:05:52

way it's designed not a dance circle you got to just dance

1:05:55

on a stage alone wait

1:05:58

i didn't realize that's a dance circle yeah you said dance circle oh

1:06:01

okay so it's a dance circle versus going up

1:06:04

on state okay well then maybe that changes i thought it was

1:06:07

dancing on stage like the dance circle the

1:06:10

dance circle wants you to be good like it's like

1:06:13

yeah it's a very encouraging environment whereas a stand-up crowd

1:06:16

is probably like hey what the fuck you got why are you doing stand-up at this

1:06:19

other person's wedding yeah yeah join the dance or you maniac you ever notice

1:06:26

that airplanes can be an unpleasant experience that's my stand-up that's a good

1:06:31

one thank you ah well let's just avoid all those scenarios yeah,

1:06:38

where's rap battle fit in that which one are

1:06:40

you least likely to do yeah rap

1:06:43

battle like there's a thousand things between

1:06:46

a rap battle and those two

1:06:50

i feel like i'd take the rap battle if it was one eighth speed

1:06:53

right i feel like i can rhyme well you could have your own movie one eighth

1:06:57

mile yeah that's a good one that is good yeah i should write that if i can go

1:07:03

slow maybe i can get some rhymes out but slam poetry battle his knees are weak arms heavy.

1:07:13

Mom yeah spaghetti yeah that

1:07:17

speed maybe yeah yeah but i'll

1:07:20

just avoid all the scenarios i wanted to mention

1:07:23

i went to the pool the other day with brooke the public pool

1:07:26

guys you guys ever go to the public pool sometimes anymore wait is this your

1:07:31

one minute stand-up no okay no i just thought i would just talk about the experience

1:07:35

which public pool here we are doxing me again no no it doesn't matter i knew

1:07:41

that i knew that would come up Is it like an indoor or an outdoor situation? Like with a gym?

1:07:45

This is not specific. I can't even think of an outdoor pool in Vancouver.

1:07:50

Yeah, there's plenty. Yeah, running right now? I don't know.

1:07:53

They're usually stationary. Kitsilano? That's not open. Third Beach? That's not open. I don't know.

1:07:59

There's no outdoor pool. There's New Brighton. I don't know. It might be open.

1:08:03

England? Indoor. Indoor pool. Yeah. We went on a Sunday and it was full.

1:08:09

Yes. And as we walked up, I thought, hmm, I wonder if we should have checked the times.

1:08:14

Walk in, max capacity. And there's like a ticket system. You got to pull a number.

1:08:20

And so we say, geez, okay, well, can we just go check out the gym?

1:08:24

Because Brooke wanted to show me the gym. You walk through the gates to get to either place, the pool and the gym.

1:08:30

So they're like, oh, yeah, sure. It's all the same. Yeah, here, whatever.

1:08:33

Here's your admission. Go in, go to the gym, walk around. and then when there's

1:08:38

space in the pool, you can go on in.

1:08:42

So we go in the gym, walk around, maybe that was like 30 minutes.

1:08:45

Then we come out and we say, hey, is there room? No, we're on number three now. And I realized we didn't even pull a number.

1:08:53

Oh, no. So we pull a number, we're number 16. And we had to wait like 30 more

1:08:58

minutes maybe, I don't know. We were just killing time. It was really busy.

1:09:03

Was other people just kind of sneaking in one

1:09:06

one kid he says hey i

1:09:10

left my phone in there i'm a lifeguard i'm just gonna go grab my

1:09:12

phone he goes in there later on we see the

1:09:15

kid in the hot tub he outsmarted the

1:09:20

people and then another woman yeah asian

1:09:24

woman i don't know if she spoke english because she

1:09:27

wasn't saying words all she was doing was waving her credit

1:09:30

card around trying to get attention of someone's just saying i

1:09:32

have money let me in and eventually there was like they couldn't really communicate

1:09:37

well and then she said no i just i'm just gonna i'm just gonna go to the pool

1:09:41

and they're like yeah it's closed sounds like she speaks english i'm just gonna

1:09:44

go to the gym no it's closed and they're just going back and forth and then

1:09:47

she said okay well then put my number down i'm number 17 and then she pays and

1:09:51

then she just walks right on in. And then she goes to the pool meanwhile i've like

1:09:55

waited like good people nice little behaved residents

1:09:59

of are you wanting to swim laps or

1:10:02

just kind of float around brooke wanted to go in like the the

1:10:05

kids pool full of piss by the way for sure she wanted she said i can't remember

1:10:11

how she worded that's a good skincare therapy though she said she just wanted

1:10:15

to fill her dream of like going in the little like you know like the jungle

1:10:18

run where it's kind of like a little like it narrows and there's jets and it

1:10:22

kind of just carries you through and you can you know yeah

1:10:25

with the piss you can chill in a little noodle that's not

1:10:28

that's not piss that's got nothing to do with she wanted to float she wanted

1:10:31

to float in that little run and then she wanted to go in the sauna and the

1:10:34

hot tub nice sounds nice i wanted to check

1:10:36

out the slide too but we missed it anyways i haven't been to

1:10:39

the pool in a while and i thought it's always

1:10:42

like you know you see a lot of dicks talk a

1:10:45

lot about the best part it's the best that's the best oh my god

1:10:48

there's a lot of dicks and so i thought okay i'm just gonna go in with my

1:10:51

head down and i immediately looked at the dick and i

1:10:54

realize i probably should not keep my head down in the pool that's where the

1:10:57

dicks are i should make eye contact in the pool in the change room oh you said

1:11:03

in the pool sorry in the change room matt's swimming around at a nude pool with

1:11:08

his eyes open on your water oh no this is where the dicks are oh cornered.

1:11:14

So dick right in the face, right away. And just, I don't know.

1:11:18

I'm even grossed out with the tiles.

1:11:21

I hate being with my bare feet on the tiles. So gross.

1:11:25

And lots of people bring little flip-flops.

1:11:28

That's the hockey player move. Brought my flip-flops. Because you can get warts. Oh, yeah.

1:11:34

Sharing viruses with one another. Disgusting.

1:11:37

But I was just trying to keep my mind off it.

1:11:41

And then i went into the the uh stall because

1:11:44

i don't like old man confidence at

1:11:48

the pool is next level sick they just

1:11:51

they drop drop trowel they love it they

1:11:54

don't face the corner no they don't they don't face away they're in your face

1:11:57

they're doing stretches they're doing lunches bear bear was probably dying to

1:12:00

show me his dick it's just another level of confidence as old man at the pool

1:12:05

but i'm i i go to the i go to the stall because you know i'm also thinking like

1:12:11

is Is someone going to see me? Is someone going to recognize me here? I don't want.

1:12:14

That's a thing. I don't want them to see my, you know.

1:12:17

So I go to the stall and then like try to be, you know, not just be creeped

1:12:23

out everything, but I close it and there's a booger on the wall right in front

1:12:25

of me and then like graffiti on the inside too. That's a nice pool.

1:12:30

But yeah. And then we go inside. It's pretty nice. You know,

1:12:33

it's calmed down a little bit. Go to the sauna, go to the jungle run, fulfill Brooke's dreams.

1:12:39

That was nice. then we go to the hot tub and then we see the kid

1:12:41

earlier who said i forgot my phone i'm just gonna go in there 100 not a lifeguard

1:12:47

no way he's with his other buddy brooks swears to god that she saw this punk

1:12:53

ass kid pull out from his pocket in the hot tub a pack of fuzzy peaches legend.

1:13:01

That's so cool from the water and then eat them that's so good now they're slippery peaches with what.

1:13:10

Does that even work i don't know but like it was kids man

1:13:13

i don't know they're probably they're probably cool drugs

1:13:16

actually maybe maybe yeah they could be edibles just having a great time in

1:13:22

the hot tub yeah they do look like fuzzy peaches sometimes maybe the hot water

1:13:26

kind of makes them you know soft and chewy have you heard of jet jamming oh

1:13:33

god uh is this when you put your

1:13:36

pecker in a jet that yeah yeah you got

1:13:38

it how i feel like that's like trying

1:13:41

to swim under a waterfall it just keeps pushing you down you can't

1:13:45

get it in there it used to be a thing because my friends used to

1:13:47

all go to the let me explain

1:13:51

let me finish and they would spot

1:13:54

as often older guys kind of just

1:13:57

wedged into a corner yeah near jet yeah okay

1:14:01

so you're not actually putting it into the no you're just

1:14:04

resting it vibrating you're getting yeah you're getting the nice

1:14:07

motion of the ocean yeah i think there was like a

1:14:10

woman in richmond that got kicked out of the pool once for doing that she's

1:14:14

the same one that had her kid poop there i should clear that up oh yeah we got

1:14:19

a lot of calls about this so many calls the phones were light oh my god we had

1:14:23

to get a new phone number i i said that years back there was a news article that posted a picture of

1:14:29

a kid taking a crap in a planter at the Richmond Center Mall.

1:14:35

But I Googled it. I found the image.

1:14:39

And it was a mother holding their kid, like very small kid, like one-year-old kid. Like one inch.

1:14:45

As the kid was pissing directly into a garbage can, like with pants down at

1:14:51

the angles. That's a great photo. We should bring that up.

1:14:53

So I got to clear that up. Sorry, people and mother out there. Wait, where was it?

1:14:59

Rich in center oh okay so yeah you were right that was pretty close it was a

1:15:02

number one not number two still kind of fucked up still very fucked up but i mean uh a turd in like in a,

1:15:08

planter that's a little bit worse than pissing yeah into the but like why don't

1:15:13

you just go to the bathroom on the gross scale though i feel like p is like

1:15:17

a three and poo is like a 10. Yeah, I mean, sitting right there in the garbage can, stinking.

1:15:24

But just in general. Yeah. He's pretty chill.

1:15:27

Like, if I'm in a pool and I know someone's peeing, I'm like,

1:15:30

life goes on. But I know someone took a poop.

1:15:33

Really? No, thank you. You're going to poo in the pool? Yeah.

1:15:36

Both I'm, like, not down with. Yeah, but give me the relative scale to which you're not down with it.

1:15:43

They can't both. Well, people are pissing in the pool all day long.

1:15:46

But if they poo, they shut it down. They close the pool.

1:15:49

They shut it down yeah yeah he can't really hurt you that's

1:15:54

a fucking relief it can't in a fire it's sterile psi that piss will hurt you

1:15:59

there it is oh my god is she holding it no she's just holding his shirt up i

1:16:06

think all right so it's just it he's bigger than one he's big where i mean he's got a hog on him.

1:16:17

Jason's a bit of a connoisseur on this topic this is

1:16:20

great advertising for zara or whatever's in the background there i really want

1:16:24

to buy us three pieces now it's actually literal advertising for the admiral

1:16:28

pub which uh is right below where i used to live the first day i lived there

1:16:34

there There was an Elvis impersonator contest. Ahoy, matey.

1:16:38

Wow. That is unbelievable. Can't keep my eyes off it. Delete that from the local hard drive, please.

1:16:46

And then double it on mine. Put it on the NAS, though.

1:16:50

Oh, that'd be NAS. Holy smokes. Very NAS.

1:16:53

Well, any other stories or things that you got to get off your chest?

1:16:57

I got to admit something. Oh, God. Guys, I should have done this 15 years ago.

1:17:02

Go i just discovered shift plus d in premiere is crossfading oh yeah i've never

1:17:08

used it i've never used it i always would go to effects drop in there i would

1:17:13

type in cross or like cr for crossfade and then i would drag and drop it every

1:17:16

single time or i would maybe like copy and paste it,

1:17:19

just a little uh insider is this an audio crossfade.

1:17:24

It's anything. Yeah. It's where we have it selected.

1:17:27

It's helpful. Yeah, so any editors out there, if you're not using Shift plus D.

1:17:31

I feel like there's so many of those in daily life that you could learn.

1:17:34

Like not just Premiere. Like literally Mac shortcuts and Windows shortcuts.

1:17:39

Well, the quick actions that I just discovered.

1:17:41

Totally. It's huge. Totally. But yeah, you just get to the point in life.

1:17:46

What's the quick action? The quick action is you go right, right click on. Someone's going to love this tip out there.

1:17:51

Yeah, so you're on a Mac. you're you you have a photo i

1:17:55

mostly find it helpful for when you pull a photo from

1:17:58

google now and it's not a jpeg or png format

1:18:01

it's like a dot a v i f f or a dot web

1:18:04

p or whatever and you can go right click quick actions and

1:18:07

there's change file type or there's

1:18:10

change what else remove background remove background and

1:18:14

it does a pretty good job yeah it does better than photoshop a

1:18:17

lot of time and yeah it's great so if you want to cut a

1:18:19

like a person out of a scene or like an object project it'll do it like

1:18:22

pretty dang well yeah also alt f4 that's

1:18:26

a good one press that at any alt f4 yeah

1:18:29

alt f4 try that one is that delete all close program

1:18:32

immediately delete my computer control

1:18:36

alt delete hotkeys hotkey good

1:18:40

fun and hot tubs fun wait

1:18:44

was there diving boards at this pool there was diving boards and these

1:18:47

kids must be privileged

1:18:50

because they're so good yeah like unbelievable dives

1:18:54

i never saw this level of diving were they soccer players

1:18:57

by any chance no they were uh so what's the joke because edmonton oilers oh

1:19:03

yeah i guess this is the first pod since our big loss i don't want to talk about

1:19:07

it that pisses me right off can you just delete those moments in the previous

1:19:12

pod i was like these have aged poorly.

1:19:16

It's fine whatever are we are

1:19:19

we rooting for the oilers no no fuck that

1:19:22

uh if you can't beat them join them all the that's a

1:19:25

real casual that's a real casual fan move i find they're

1:19:28

like well they're another canadian term

1:19:31

whereas like the

1:19:35

people that have been suffering for a long time they're like you

1:19:38

get these really strong rivalries formed and

1:19:40

you there's a hatred there you don't want them to win yeah

1:19:44

i i i watch each game

1:19:47

but i know i'm kind of indifferent i don't really

1:19:49

care what happens i'm just i just sleep not edmonton i mostly want whoever is

1:19:54

losing in the moment to score and tie it so it makes a really great game i mostly

1:19:58

want them to just have fun out there yeah this is so dumb no i'm kind of i'm

1:20:06

fine with whatever outcome at this point, Yeah, that's sad. Hello, darkness, my old friend. It's all right.

1:20:13

We did better than Dallas. Oh, I did want to shout out the game Koob.

1:20:19

Koob? Koob. Go on. Have you guys played Koob? I don't think so.

1:20:23

It's a lawn game. You guys would enjoy it very much so.

1:20:27

You set up these wooden sort of tall rectangle cubes things.

1:20:34

Koobs. Koobs. you have five on or six

1:20:37

on your side or five on five on your side five on the other side and

1:20:40

then you throw these other wooden sort of sticks at the

1:20:43

cubes and then you get to like move them and

1:20:46

it's a whole thing but i don't know i can't explain

1:20:49

it all but it's a cool game so tired it's a cool game it's i

1:20:52

recommend it highly we should play it i

1:20:55

bought spike ball because it was all the rage two years ago and now

1:20:57

it just sits collecting dust in my closet i would play spike ball

1:21:00

anytime the nice thing about coop is you can play with two people two

1:21:04

people game that's nice that's a good unheard of

1:21:07

oh yeah there's a diagram yeah so you're you're throwing your sticks and then

1:21:11

you see there's the king in the middle it's not as complicated as it looks so

1:21:14

if i doesn't look that complicated what do you take us for yeah there's like

1:21:19

10 things so i you get three sticks and i'm trying to hit the the the cubes

1:21:24

on the other side and then when i knock them down you then get to they get the

1:21:29

guy throws down his knockdown ones and then that's what the other person is

1:21:34

trying to hit from basically they're just like they move around where they are

1:21:37

and then you're trying to get they're just down and stuff i don't know i can't

1:21:41

explain it cool man it's a cool game man oh there was another game i want to we're gonna play.

1:21:47

Oh beers be i wanted to play that we gotta

1:21:50

bring that back beers me have you ever played beers be is it

1:21:53

where the beer's on the post yeah and you gotta like a

1:21:56

bottle beer bottle and then

1:21:59

you're you gotta have a beer in one hand at all times one beverage for non-drinkers

1:22:04

out there and then you're tossing a frisbee and you just gotta knock it off

1:22:09

the opponent's stick and they can catch it and then if you catch it before it

1:22:15

hits the ground you put it back on the post. And that what that doesn't count that's like a save the

1:22:20

other team drinks but yeah that's a save right the other team drinks and but

1:22:23

if you knock it off that's a strike and if you knock it off

1:22:26

and it lands on the ground it's a strike and i think it's up to like three strikes yeah i

1:22:29

think like that and then any fumble or anything like that oh yeah if

1:22:31

you if the frisbee ever touches the ground you fumble it you

1:22:34

get a drink very heavy drinking game is it

1:22:37

kuba drinking game you can always add

1:22:40

a drinking component of course of course i want

1:22:43

to shout out one other game can jam have you played can jam let's

1:22:47

see the diagram brook bring up can jam so basically it's a a frisbee based game

1:22:52

that's what reminded me and you have each team has like a can like a can sort

1:22:57

of thing yeah yeah yeah and then there's a slot so you it's two players per

1:23:02

team you throw a frisbee and then with your teammates.

1:23:08

The other side your teammates trying to slam the frisbee either

1:23:11

in the top or if your shot is perfect and it goes

1:23:14

in the slot then you like win the game automatically or something

1:23:17

it's the same color scheme as slam ball and there's

1:23:20

a spike ball the spike ball and i see spike right there

1:23:23

same makers yeah the one i played wasn't this exact version

1:23:27

actually it was there was a gator on it but yeah

1:23:30

it's really fun because one person is tossing the frisbee and then your teammate

1:23:33

is trying to like whack it in so you get these crazy shots too where your frisbee

1:23:36

shot is way wide to the left and then you tip it up in the air and it does like

1:23:40

a spin and then gets in the top of the can it's a great game and then we also

1:23:45

will be holding a beer in one hand playing that well,

1:23:47

if only we had a lawn yeah that's the issue a

1:23:50

lawn or even a lawns yeah i don't have well i mean i guess i got a communal

1:23:56

lawn i have a very tiny lawn could you play like over sometime microcube you

1:24:02

know what though i do have like like i have it's not all on the same level but

1:24:06

but you could kind of stretch it out in my yard. I'm also near a park.

1:24:10

Park is the move. Park is the move. Yeah, these are good park games.

1:24:14

Well, we got a whole summer ahead of us, boys. Yeehaw.

1:24:18

Hot boys and hot games and hot keys.

1:24:21

Hot eats and cool treats, Dairy Queen. And hot asymmetrical features.

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And do we ever, do we ever, you want another question? Did you need one more

1:24:31

question to kind of seal the deal here? And now you're good? We're all good with the Pit Fiber game? i'm satiated we

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got this one there's a lot of podcasts in that stack of cards yeah

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dave what are you doing i just want to read it keep talking

1:24:43

so what are we doing for a hundred we know we gotta we gotta make a plan we

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he put out a video what's the video called it's

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called will they ride it showing my

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friends berm peak for the first time or something like that's the

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thing that's hard about like youtube titles like when they're like

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i like a title like how to buy a mountain bike it's just easy to

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remember it's a solid title it's hard

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to say like hey have you seen that video showing

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my friends through my backyard and

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hurt and it was all good in the end that's the tough thing

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with the perpetual content machine yeah yeah

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if you were making content about radically different topics

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all the time it'd be easier to make them more unique yeah trick

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