What to you get when you cross 2 Scottish archeologists, 4 dead time-travelling assassins, 3 British bad guys, 2 panicky lab geeks, 1 bland surfer dude and 1 1/4 boring romance side plots? Ugh, is this going to be on the final? As politely as possible, this movie is a bit of a mess, but Amy loves history, romance, and one particular Scottish dude (also messes?) so she’s awfully forgiving.