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I'm so excited to

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First date. Hello

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and welcome back to another episode of First

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Date. You may recognize my guest today as

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an America's Got Talent finalist. He also has

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a new special out called My Name is

1:05

Preacher. So you can see that on YouTube.

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Give it up for Preacher Lawson. Thank

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you. Thank you so much.

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Man, I've been such a fan for so long.

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Thank you. I appreciate it. You know, people

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used to ask me who my favorite comic was

1:20

and I would say you. You're lying. No, I

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promise. We just started. I promise. There's no

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way you think I'm your favorite. I

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promise. Name a joke. Before you

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were even famous. Before I was famous?

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Yeah. Name a joke. The one that

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you have about vegan and Trader Joe's. Oh

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man, I was so fast. All right. I appreciate

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it. Okay.

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Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. I appreciate that. I

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thought that one was so clever and I was telling

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people yesterday when you were coming on my show, I

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was like, what I like about you is that you're

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so commercial. I think that being

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a super funny comic

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and also being commercial is

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just damn near impossible to do because

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there's so much low. hanging fruit, that

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people just, you know, you can curse a

2:02

bunch on stage, you can do a bunch

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of sexual jokes, but you somehow like

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keep it clean and do amazing comedy. And I

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think that's such a rare talent. I appreciate that.

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I just, yeah, I appreciate that a lot, you

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know? I mean, I think it's just, you know,

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I try to be, I want everyone to laugh.

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I'm not, I don't want to be offensive. I

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just don't. My favorite comedians are offensive. Are

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they? Yeah, yeah, like Anthony Jesnek's one

2:26

of my favorite comedians. And he's not

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clean. He's not. He's not,

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but I love his comedy. Yeah, he's

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great. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so. Well, I'm

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excited to have you on my show. Thank you so much. Well,

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I've got some appetizers. This is my

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menu. Okay. So I have appetizer

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questions. I have main

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course questions. I have a

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dessert question for you. All right. We're

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on a date. All right, I'm ready.

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This is how, this is, this is

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how we do it. Except

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this is never how dates go. If

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I went on the date and some girl put out

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a menu size of binder

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questions, I would be, I would leave like immediately.

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I'd be like, is it too much? Yeah. Too

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much lies for me to remember. No, I'm joking.

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This is my checklist. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Here, you know. How do you feel about

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people when you go on dates and then they tell you

3:18

everything up front? Isn't that bad? I

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mean, I think you need to leave a little bit

3:23

of mystery there. Yeah. You know, I

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don't want to know everything about you really up

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front. Like I want to get to know you.

3:30

Yeah. Through the course of

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time. Yeah. I think

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some people are impatient, you know? Yeah. Well,

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today I'm gonna be very impatient. Okay,

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let's do it. We're gonna start off

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with some appetizer questions. So you're vegan,

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right? I'm vegan, plant-based baby. Is it

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hard to date when you're vegan? No,

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it's not. Have you ever gone on

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a date with someone and then they just order like a plate

3:52

of meat? Yeah, happens all the

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time. Most people aren't vegan, so yeah. And it doesn't

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bother you at all? No, it doesn't bother me. I'm

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never gonna date them, but. I mean, it's fine if

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they want to do that. I'm

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not doing it. But if they

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want to order a, first of all, who orders a

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plate of meat? What do they even look like? I

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mean, that's like a Korean barbecue at that point,

4:12

which is my fault for not knowing that we're

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going. But yeah, I don't know if

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anyone, let me get the plate of meat. I think

4:19

it's come back now. Like a rack of ribs? Yeah,

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yeah, yeah. So I mean, yeah, it's happened

4:24

before, but I'm pretty upfront. Yeah.

4:26

You know, I'm pretty upfront. And I'm like a

4:29

level seven vegan. Yeah, what's a

4:31

level 10? I

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think a level, you know, I

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just, you know, like there's level 10s in anything.

4:37

Like just the max that looks extreme. Yeah,

4:39

like if someone's like, I don't know,

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like a Democrat or a Republican or like an atheist

4:44

or a Christian or something, you know, there's a level

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10. Yeah. And I feel like

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a level 10 vegan is, it's

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not me. They're

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like people that don't ride, they don't

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go on planes. Oh my gosh. They

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don't like, they're not friends with any

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non vegan people or something, I guess.

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And I don't know, they're

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just like really, everything is like they made from

5:06

scratch or something. Or everything, I don't know. Yeah.

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I don't know what a level 10 is. That's not, we're not an extremist. Yeah,

5:12

I'm not, I'm just, yeah. Yeah.

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Do you have a type? I like

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when they're alive. Also, if they

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like me back, that's all I care about

5:21

pretty much. Two massive like

5:23

attributes. Yeah, yeah, if you like

5:25

me back, that's great. Where do you

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meet people? I don't. What

5:29

do you mean? I don't meet anybody. How do

5:32

you not meet anybody? I guess on

5:34

the internet, I mean, where am I gonna meet someone?

5:36

I'm always on the road. Always. Always on the road.

5:38

I know. Always on the road. I just got back

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from being on the road for like three weeks and

5:44

I was back for like a few days and I'm here. That's

5:47

crazy. I mean, yeah, I see your flyers and

5:49

I see all of your tour dates and then

5:51

I noticed that you're also in the photo. Yeah.

5:54

Yeah. All of your tour dates are covering

5:56

you up and I'm like, oh,

5:58

if you kind of look between Michigan and Alaska, Alaska you

6:00

can see his eyeballs. Yeah. Yeah,

6:03

that's crazy. So do you ever invite girls

6:05

to your show? No, I

6:07

don't I don't invite girls to my show I

6:11

Don't know man. My my comedy audience isn't

6:13

like I mean there's women there, but for

6:15

the most part they're families. Oh Yeah,

6:20

yeah, I don't have I was so

6:22

wild for me to think about family-friendly comedy

6:24

I'm I mean family. Well,

6:26

I mean like everyone's married. Yeah, everyone's

6:29

married There's there's some single people out

6:31

there and I don't want them but

6:33

there's I there most people

6:35

I'm just saying the ones that I'm

6:37

not trying to disrespect anyone that comes to my show

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There's a lot of great people that come to my show. I'm

6:42

back. My crowd is very diverse. Yeah, it

6:44

is It is do you

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want to date anybody? No, so

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that's a personal choice Then you really

6:51

if you're not looking today anyone. Yeah,

6:53

that's true. Wow. I feel really special I

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mean, you're the only one I want to date is what I'm

6:58

right. Yeah Yeah,

7:04

that's great have you ever been

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engaged no, I've never been engaged

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No, but there's I guess there's a couple

7:12

people I could have been engaged with uh-huh.

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No, I've never been close I guess okay.

7:16

I think I asked a ring size one

7:18

time And

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then it didn't go in and then

7:24

she told me I was like this is too far. Okay.

7:26

Oh man. Yeah Yeah

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Every time every time I was dating a girl we

7:33

went to a wedding I was it was like I

7:35

think we broke up after a month after

7:37

every time that's ever happened Really because we go to

7:39

a wedding and they're like, oh my this is so

7:42

beautiful And they love it

7:44

so much then I'm like, alright, let me get

7:46

out of here It

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scares me I don't want to get married. Why would I

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want to get married? Well, do you

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I mean for to have a

7:55

partner? Yeah, but I could do that anyway But

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I guess marriage is more for like and

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what you're gonna say no, but okay. Let me just

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try to give props to people

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that have left like they're left-handed. I'm

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right-handed. I'm right-handed. You're right Yeah, no, you're not.

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I am are you really right hand two peas

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in a pod? Oh, okay. That's awesome So

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some people when they're like right and

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left-handed, you know, they it's like It's

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almost like skydiving where you kind of have

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this like scope of intelligence from like people

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Oh, what's your sign? Like I'm a Pisces,

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and then they give the birth the men give

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yeah and the seahorses No way. Yeah. Yeah, that's

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crazy Anyway, so

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but I was born in Portland, Oregon You

26:51

know you really Fine

26:54

fine. You don't want to answer my questions I'm

26:57

here to answer questions. No, you're not. Yes. I am.

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Why are you gas like you are here to wear yellow?

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I have a tasting menu Yes,

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I've dated anyway. You have a tasting menu. I

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do. Were you about to answer my question? Yes. I Have

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a tasty menu tasty menu and

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on the tasting menu it's this or that so you just have to

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tell me the first thing It comes to your head Can

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you do that without lying? Can

27:20

you give me an honest answer? Let's

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go I

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert? I

27:33

Think I'm an extrovert, but I think

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I'm more of an ambivert. I don't

27:38

like being around People

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see Drew Lynch

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told me that you were an extrovert. Yeah,

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he did he did he's an

27:47

introvert for sure You But

27:52

I do think I'm more extrovert than people give

27:54

me Fred I think I'm like 60 40 Okay,

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he also told me that you were gonna take your shirt off on my

27:59

shirt