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Joy, what is all this stuff? It looks like a circus
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in here. Betty! I'm so
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glad you're here. Welcome to
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my carnival! We've got a
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ring toss. My elephant
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Hermie is working on juggling. Watch
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your head! Ooh, and
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we've even got maple flavored cotton
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candy. Here, try some. Whoa,
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why is it so salty? Salty?
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Let me try. That's
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saltier than an angry
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ocean. Does this
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empty soy sauce container have anything to do
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with it? Ooh, I must have put soy
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sauce in the machine instead of maple
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syrup. Whoopsie daisy. Step
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right up, step right up,
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get your savory soy fluff
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and revel in umami ecstasy!
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Joy, why are
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you yelling? It's literally just
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us here. Because yelling is
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fun! Plus today, and today
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only, is the show of a lifetime
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you won't want to miss. Step
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right up, step right up, and
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feast your eyes upon the most
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curious creature you ever did see.
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Behold a bendy being,
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toothless, with eyes as big
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as its head. Whoa. It
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speaks only in grunts and burps.
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It's full of fluids and ready
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to release the stink of a
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thousand butts at any moment. Oof,
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P.U. It
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hypnotizes adults with its cuteness, but
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don't be fooled. In a flash,
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it can produce blood-curdling screams that'll
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haunt your worst
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nightmares. Oh
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my goodness. What is
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this incredible critter, you ask? It's...
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A baby! A
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baby? I was not
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expecting that, but it does make sense. Marvel
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at its squish. It's
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rolls! Uh, Joy,
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one question. Uh, yes? Where
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did you get this baby? Oh,
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this is my neighbor's. I'm on babysitting duty,
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I forgot to tell you. Oh, it looks
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like she's going to... Oof!
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Spit up. You're
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listening to Forever Ago from APM
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Studios. I'm your host, Joy Dolo,
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and today I'm joined by Betty
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from Minneapolis, Minnesota. Hi, Joy! Hello!
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And how can I forget, we're also
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joined by my neighbor's baby, Gertrude. Mmm,
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my neighbor's. She's the cutest.
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Me and my neighbor's. Don't
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worry, I speak baby. Gertrude
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says you're totally right. She
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is the cutest, and it's perfect
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that I'm babysitting because today's show
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is about babies! More
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specifically, about premature babies, which are babies
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that are born early. Or
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premies, for short. Such a good nickname.
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And there are lots of premies out there. About
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one in every ten babies worldwide are born
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prematurely. Like me! Right,
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yes! Betty, you were a
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preemie. Do you know how early you were
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born? Three months early, I
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think. Three months early, goodness. Do
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you know how big you were when you were born? I weighed two
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pounds, but I don't know exactly how big I
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was. Is this something that you think
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about? Do you ever think about being a premature baby? Mmm,
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yes. Yeah? What do you think about it? I
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don't know. When I was little, I used to think, like,
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oh my god, I was born early, it's so cool, I'm
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gonna go and tell everyone I know about it.
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Yeah. Did you find other people that were also,
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like, premature? That you know? I... no one
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that was born as early as I was. I
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knew some people that were in it for, like, a couple
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weeks or whatever. Okay, alright.
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And a lot of premature babies go to
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this special part of the hospital called the
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NICU. That stands for neonatal intensive
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care unit. It's a special
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part of a hospital where babies go when they're
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born really early, or if they have any
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issues after birth. In the U.S., about one million people are born
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early. one in eight babies need to go to
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the NICU. And Betty, you were in the NICU, right?
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Yeah, I had to stay in the NICU for a hundred days.
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Wow, that's like over three months.
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What was that like? Well, I don't remember
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anything because I was just a baby, but
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I brought someone who does remember, my mom,
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Jenny. Hi.
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