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On the far northeastern reach
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of counterweight central sprawl, there
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rests an outlier, a progenitor,
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a sign of what was and
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what is to come. It
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was built long before the
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populace of the planet was
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locked away inside of climate-controlled
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domes, a place where
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still mighty apostolos hosted
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diplomatic visitors from their
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then-new rivals, the peoples
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conglomerate of Orion and
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the autonomous diaspora, a
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long, clear-ceilinged, high-security habitat meant
0:35
to create the perfect conditions
0:37
for statecraft, to show off
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the strength and brilliance of
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apostolos, and to protect its inhabitants
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not from the chemical storms of
0:47
modern counterweight, but from the seasonal
0:49
hurricanes from what was then still
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the nearby ocean. It
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was called the provisional diplomatic
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cylinder. Today,
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it's just called the sill. And
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just as it was before the war,
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today the sill is a strange cousin
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to the rest of the planet's cities.
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It is, just as the name
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suggests, a low-lying cylinder and
1:15
not a dome, and unlike the
1:17
other habitats, its roof is perfectly
1:20
clear, letting its residents see the
1:22
scarred skies, the stars, and of
1:24
course the blue and green miracle
1:27
world of weight. By
1:29
law, the sill is administered by
1:31
the consolidated counterweight technocracy, but
1:33
day-to-day matters are actually run
1:35
by the Ithacaos family, an
1:38
old-fashioned mob crew, and the
1:40
only remaining apostolosians in real
1:42
power on the planet. The
1:44
family operates a casino, the
1:46
cerulean, out of what was
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once being built as a
1:51
general assembly complex for a
1:53
hypothetically unified golden branch government.
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But unification never came. There
1:59
is only an uneasy peace,
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an ignored occupation, and
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the sense that something wrong is
2:07
just below us, waiting
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to emerge. Welcome
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to Friends of the Table, an actual play
2:25
podcast focused on critical role-building, smart characterization, and
2:27
fun interaction between good friends. I am your
2:30
host, Austin Walker. Joining me today,
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Keith Carberry. Hi,
2:34
my name is Keith Carberry. You can find me
2:36
on Twitter at Keith J. Carberry. You can find
2:38
the Let's Plays that I do at youtube.com/run button.
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Allie Acampora. Hi, my
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name is Allie. You can
2:46
find me, honestly, over at
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friendsatthetable.cash. I'm going to use
2:50
this plug to say that I ran
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a session of Grandpa's Farm over there.
2:54
You did. It was like a little
2:56
mini campaign. I've been
2:58
hosting a monthly show called Gathering Information,
3:01
where I interview the cast
3:03
of Friends of the Table about Friends of the Table.
3:05
It's a banger. Which is great. Yeah, I'm
3:07
one of that cast. I remember that. So yeah,
3:09
go support us. Go listen. Yeah, it's
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really good. I
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am also joining us, Art Martinez-Tebl. Hey, I'm Art Martinez-Tebl. I'm a
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writer. I'm a writer. I'm a
3:18
writer. I'm a writer. I'm a writer.
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I'm a writer. I'm a writer. I'm a
3:23
writer. Hey, you
3:26
can find work that I've done
3:28
recently at FriendsTheTable.shop. By
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the time you're hearing this, who knows how long
3:34
that's been on sale. But it's still exciting. The
3:36
counterweight shirt is back after
3:39
years, years in the
3:42
wilderness. Yeah, we lost it for a
3:44
while. It disappeared. Yeah. Yeah.
3:47
And we found it again, which is good.
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The graphics from the partisan hoodie are back
3:51
in a slightly different form. And
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a Twilight Mirage shirt that I think is just great.
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And also the rest of the stuff. The beanie, the stickers.
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good yeah love it
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and Jack Dekeet hi
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I'm Jack you can find me on
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co-host at JDQ and you
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can buy any of the music featured on
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the show at not quite real dot bandcamp
4:13
dot-com if I
4:15
could put another plug out for gathering information every
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time I've been on one of those I
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leave it going I should have said less
4:23
about that I know it's a good show
4:26
I see I see okay I will not learn my
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lesson right no I'm
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hearing such more out of
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Keith I'm hearing I'm hearing
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you're gonna get more out of Keith yeah I just don't
4:43
shut up get him to do the thing
4:47
where he reads out his credit
4:49
card number no finally going to
4:51
complete it no it
4:54
makes everybody so anxious
4:56
it me included except Keith and I always
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talk a
5:05
big game about loving that bit
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when it is not happening because as soon as
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it starts happening I feel like I'm being stabbed
5:11
by daggers and if I
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can you know if I can
5:16
take credit for something never have
5:18
my identity stolen never happened yeah
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still scary today life lock
5:24
guy himself oh wait what
5:26
was that about life lock the
5:29
life lock guy was like I'm so confident
5:31
in life locks and I put our my
5:33
security number on this truck I remember that
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I'm like drove it around New York or
5:37
whatever and it's like a media yeah why
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of course of course that's what happened that's
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that's what happens yeah
5:44
the real thing that the real life like
5:46
product is it's
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insurance they'll pay for the shit that happens
5:51
oh I see so it was it was
5:53
an insurance scam right he gave you a
5:55
benefit away nobody stole it from
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them I would like to make it clear I
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am NOT committing insurance fraud. I
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like that. I'm
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gonna say I've never had to say that.
6:08
Today... I'm gonna start
6:11
putting all my enemies in a position to
6:13
have to decline... Say that they're not committing
6:15
fraud. Today
6:17
we are playing Mecnoir, which is
6:20
a hack of a game called
6:22
Tecnoir, both of which are by
6:24
Jeremy Keller. We
6:26
played this game years ago. A
6:29
little show called Counterweight, at
6:31
least for the first nine episodes. And
6:35
today we are... You're
6:37
cashing in the money in the bank. You're cashing in
6:39
a thing. You the listener are cashing in a
6:42
thing that you earned during our fundraiser
6:45
for the National Network of Abortion Funds
6:47
in 2022. We
6:50
are finally letting you have the
6:53
reward. You've been very patient. And
6:56
so we are doing a Chime prequel. Is
6:59
that what we sold? Is that how it was sold out? Yep. I
7:02
think we sold specifically as the
7:04
Chime's first mission. I
7:07
love it. Fantastic. I have the
7:09
reason for why it is now, thanks
7:11
to this wonderful game Tecnoir, which if
7:13
you haven't listened to Counterweight, I
7:15
really think you should probably start there. That's...
7:21
Yeah, this isn't... I know people love
7:23
to listen to things in chronological order. Release
7:26
order is always the best order to listen to anything.
7:30
No, I'm the opposite of that. No, no,
7:32
you love it when people... You love watching
7:34
the Star Wars movie straight through. You love
7:37
when people reorder the
7:39
Clone Wars cartoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can
7:41
only get Star Wars examples. Yeah,
7:44
yeah, yeah, yeah. History, I always read
7:46
from the beginning forward. You know?
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Can I just say something? Yeah.
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Of course. You haven't
7:53
listened to Counterweight. Thank you for listening to this and
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welcome. That's all there is to say. No,
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thank you so much. You're
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being stupid. You're being stupid. Welcome
8:04
to these characters, welcome to the system.
8:06
Oh, now you can tell me, here's the thing, Ally.
8:08
You just set yourself up. Now
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you have to play like this is the
8:12
first time anyone's ever heard Aria Joy. Because
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I was getting you... Aria's the
8:19
famous one. Spoilers, if this is
8:21
your first time. That's
8:23
fair. Again, I think you're weird. Thank
8:28
you for supporting... No, no, no. We
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played this game, TeknoR, for
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the first nine episodes or so of
8:36
Counterweight. And we switched to a game called
8:38
The Sprawl by Hamish Cameron.
8:40
We really loved both of these games.
8:42
I think we were really... We really
8:44
stumbled over certain parts of TeknoR, but
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I never stopped loving it and have
8:48
in fact run it since then, once
8:50
or twice here or there. I
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really love this game and I think that we are just better.
8:57
And yeah, I was too green. Maybe
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we are going to suck at this game
9:01
again. What if we
9:03
suck in... You know, you would hope
9:06
that after essentially a decade, we would
9:08
suck in new ways. But
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I think it would be especially funny if
9:13
we stumble in exactly the same ways we
9:15
stumbled before. No learning, no learning. No learning.
9:18
Despite currently playing a game that has a very similar
9:20
thing to the thing that we stumbled over and we're
9:22
doing okay with it this year. Not 50% of us.
9:25
That's true. Yeah, I guess that's true. It
9:27
would be gutting to me if we
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failed in the exact same way. Well,
9:32
let's find out. I would
9:34
really take that personally. It would
9:36
be devastating to me. It's
9:40
funny to think it personally, like not just
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seriously, but also like... Yeah. You'd
9:46
be upset at... It's hard to like learn... Me?
9:48
Who were you personally mad at? Also
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me. Okay, okay. Yeah,
9:55
I gotcha. We are our own
9:57
worst enemies, Austin. Oh, I've heard this before.
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Yeah. So,
10:03
before we jump into it, can we get
10:05
a high level recap of who you are
10:08
playing as? This
10:10
mini arc, this arc, for
10:13
people who maybe don't remember, or for
10:15
new listeners who decided to stick around?
10:18
In which case, welcome. You
10:21
avoided my devious
10:23
attempt to snare you with
10:25
listening to 40 different
10:28
episodes, or you're back, welcome
10:30
back. Welcome back. Yeah. Welcome
10:33
back. If you're back, welcome back. Welcome back, how was the last
10:35
three months of your life? I hope
10:37
you had a nice winter. How's
10:41
the family? Who's
10:43
wants to start with who they're playing?
10:45
Where are the character sheets? Under the
10:48
sheets. Someone's there. There's
10:50
more new characters again. I
10:53
had to make my avatar right. I
10:55
can keep Ryan in his chat. Okay, but
10:57
why don't you... When I click, it
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says Edit Agrunandob. Allie,
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why didn't you copy over the stuff from
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your sheet? I can't see your sheets.
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Y'all can't see your sheets because you didn't join this until today.
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We already have sheets. Let me just
11:11
give you access. I think I'm playing
11:13
Agrunandob. I think I'm playing Agrunandob. Oh,
11:15
keep me. Yeah,
11:17
keep sending a message. Allie,
11:20
I want to make all
11:22
of these visible by everybody, so that everybody
11:24
can see. Thank you. I noticed there were
11:27
two Aryas in there. Wait,
11:29
you did see an Arya before. No, no, no, because when
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I was like, I think I fucked up Roll20
11:33
because there's no three Arya Joys in
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the like... Oh my gosh. It dropped
11:37
out? Yeah,
11:40
a couple of days ago, Keith messaged our
11:42
group chat saying, I accidentally added two character
11:44
sheets to my page, period. Shouldn't
11:47
be a problem, but also I don't see
11:49
a way to delete them. New message, I'll
11:51
bow tie Pydons and
11:53
Gappraxo Lamo. Yeah. I
11:56
accidentally did make TU, you sick
11:58
of Kiphi. Can be
12:01
can y'all now see? Yeah,
12:03
I can see make a trick there. Yeah,
12:05
I could also only see a go trick
12:07
and the character I'm playing today a grew
12:09
Nana There's
12:20
a button in the role 20 that sort of looks like if you
12:22
press it it will like Unshrink everyone's
12:25
name. Uh-huh. Just plus character and
12:27
if you press it it auto
12:29
generates a character Name,
12:32
even if you press cancel it will not
12:34
there there. It's they will never yeah,
12:36
uh-huh I can see everybody's
12:38
character. I can see Cass, Odie,
12:41
Arya Joy brackets precious bell and
12:43
Mako trick my character
12:45
sheet for Odie Shows
12:47
that I have 1500 hum Already
12:50
use me. I can't see our where do
12:52
you where you looking at? I also can't
12:54
see Aria. Yeah, what? Your
13:00
Jack yeah, you are
13:02
not in the right game There's
13:07
a different yeah, there's a different one you're not a
13:09
different one that you are not Thank
13:13
you for importing these uh-huh You
13:17
remade a grew Nana up I Realize
13:20
he was still up on the face. I just
13:22
saved you gotcha. Uh-huh. All right, everyone's been everyone
13:24
should be able to see everybody's character sheets so
13:28
can we Can
13:31
we get introduced to your characters or reintroduced really quick
13:33
part of the reason why I'm like, hey Go
13:36
listen to the other stuff first is because like We
13:39
might spoil it right? I'm gonna
13:41
not not spoil counterweight During
13:44
this, you know, yeah,
13:46
does that make sense? So like, you know
13:49
Potentially, yeah, it's worth going to listen to that
13:51
stuff so that you don't know how like how
13:53
this show ends Because we hit some weirdly sure
13:57
Right. We are right. We know
14:00
what's going to happen. We know.
14:02
We know. But the characters don't.
14:04
But if some like particularly cool
14:06
thing happens, you
14:08
know. The table's oldest, dearest
14:10
friend, dramatic irony. Exactly. Make
14:12
its appearance. Exactly. Um, I
14:14
will begin by saying that
14:16
in Counterweight we play the
14:19
chime. A team of four
14:21
plus some friends
14:26
sort of mercenaries slash odd job
14:29
crew in
14:31
on the planet of counterweight in
14:35
Largely in the city called Centralia, which is
14:37
kind of like a large city in a
14:39
dome but we
14:41
head out across counterweight to complete
14:44
missions solve objectives find missing
14:46
people and make a buck
14:48
in order to repair our I
14:52
don't know if we have it yet. We probably do we'll
14:54
find out I suppose a bucket
14:57
of bolts ship the kingdom come I
15:00
am playing automated dynamics Short
15:04
to or D who has they
15:06
them pronouns or D is the pilot of
15:08
the kingdom come they are a former
15:13
Parking robot they parked cars
15:16
as part of a unit
15:18
of automated dynamics Robots
15:21
they were not sent in as a
15:23
unit. They just you showed up you
15:26
swiped your card the robot
15:28
got into your car and parked it in
15:30
the garage and then I have to imagine
15:33
they did something like they sat motionless in
15:35
the car Until it was
15:37
time for your car to come
15:39
back at which point they just drove the car
15:41
back for reasons so many It is worldwide
15:43
as I say it it would require so many
15:46
robots, but also I don't know I feel like
15:49
There is something so establishing this show
15:51
that robots are expensive. Yeah,
15:53
that's true. That's true Maybe there's
15:56
such for people If
15:59
you didn't leave I just
16:01
ruined a joke for you. Yeah, uh-huh. The
16:03
counterpoint answer is probably
16:05
that there is some algorithm that determines
16:07
whether it is more efficient for the
16:10
robot to remain in the vehicle or
16:12
get out and park another vehicle. With
16:14
the idea being that the time spent from
16:17
the robot walking from the charging station to
16:19
the vehicle could be wasted time when the
16:21
car could move more easily. Anyway, for reasons-
16:23
God, in my lifetime I hope that that
16:25
algorithm gets put to use for
16:29
human parking valets.
16:32
My job. It's like, go just chill in the
16:34
car. Yeah, go chill somewhere. No, it's in
16:36
that hot car for a few hours. Yeah. It's
16:39
not a good way to come back. Maybe not
16:41
the car. I don't know. Um, for reasons unknown
16:44
and mysterious, uh, Audi
16:46
recently found themselves fully
16:48
sentient. They gained consciousness
16:50
midway through parking a car, uh,
16:53
and decided that's quite enough of
16:55
that. Thank you. Uh, and signed
16:57
on, uh, with, uh,
16:59
various outfits, uh, to act
17:02
as a pilot or act as muscle or
17:04
again a sort of odd jobs person. They
17:07
are probably even
17:09
at this point close friends with someone
17:11
called Scene Six Heart who is a
17:14
robotics specialist who they look to for
17:16
help. And they also, uh,
17:18
had a working relationship with a man
17:20
called Orth Godlove who is a kind
17:23
of city bureaucrat. And
17:26
that's Audi. Sure. Who's
17:28
up? I guess since I assumed this would
17:30
be really easy to go over, I can
17:32
say that I am playing Arya Joy. Arya's
17:35
pronouns are, um, she-her. Um,
17:39
Arya was
17:42
once, um, famously, uh,
17:44
um, shorthand. And
17:47
I ended to, um, what
17:50
if Han Solo used to play
17:52
Beyonce? Um, but to
17:54
sort of stretch that, uh, explanation out
17:56
a little bit, what if
17:58
you went to Disneyland
18:00
and there was a woman there who
18:03
did live music performances
18:06
to promote war
18:08
propaganda with a dancing war
18:10
machine behind her. And she
18:13
was really famous and that Disneyland
18:15
was an entire planet. So
18:18
she was like, not that famous, you know, and then
18:24
she like through like
18:27
not getting her contract renewed or just, you know,
18:29
I don't know, lost
18:31
her job. And then,
18:35
you know, was just out on the streets and
18:37
making money, doing jobs for
18:40
people. And
18:44
that's very cool. There's no more Aria
18:46
Joy songs, right? Ali, Aria Joy is
18:48
no longer performing or? Well,
18:50
it's really interesting talking about kind
18:52
of way in 2023 with some of the questions of
18:57
contracting or AI
19:00
or visual rights or after
19:02
the tragic downfall of Luna.
19:05
So for Aria, there
19:08
is a look like
19:10
the spoilers for kind of weird sort
19:13
of the the the friction
19:16
of what had happened to her was that she
19:18
like changed her government
19:21
name because of this contract. So
19:24
Aria Joy is her legal
19:26
name, but also something that's
19:28
Oricon. What was that
19:30
called? Oricon. And then
19:32
what was the name of the world? Joy
19:35
Park. Yeah, Joy Park. Joy
19:37
Park. Earth Home Joy Park. Earth
19:40
Home Joy Park. Yes. Like
19:42
Space Jam, the whole planet's the park. That's
19:44
correct. They own
19:47
her name and her likeness and her
19:49
voice. So music is
19:51
still being produced by that
19:54
performer. She is not the
19:57
one performing it. did
20:00
this is the weird
20:03
thing cuz now I'm remembering that at the
20:05
beginning of counterweight and she already had she
20:07
like got away with her back she
20:10
zoomably has it now yeah
20:12
I'm not changing anything that you had like
20:14
we're not I'm not taking things away from
20:16
when you made your characters right sure sure
20:18
um would you please the kingdom come for
20:21
your thing audi yeah so she
20:23
was she was at least able to smoke smuggle that
20:25
off of the the park maybe they had it just
20:28
in a warehouse somewhere because they had replaced it and
20:30
she got rid of it and
20:32
then her relationships were she also
20:34
had a relationship with
20:36
seeing six heart and
20:39
also had a relationship with
20:41
Jamil Quartz noble who
20:44
is a local journalist yep
20:49
correct god the aria stuff
20:51
you ever you ever come up with a science
20:53
fiction horror and then it happened less
20:56
than ten years budget that stuff in
20:58
counterweight that's like while self-driving
21:01
coughing we invent NFTs I do
21:05
want a wild one I think I
21:07
I do want to just look at
21:09
some some counterweight
21:11
and partisan
21:14
palisade rhyming with the person getting paid by the
21:16
military industrial complex and then they stopped getting paid
21:19
they're like fuck the military yeah we can talk
21:21
about Mako Mako trig was
21:23
a sort of what do you an indentured
21:42
student at the
21:44
September Institute who
21:46
specialized in a
21:48
kind of magic
21:54
hacking called
21:57
fogging and was
21:59
able to escape this
22:01
school to become
22:05
a a
22:08
petty to medium criminal slash
22:14
mercenary I guess yeah you do
22:17
some crime stuff for sure yeah
22:20
kind of uh you know you're shadow
22:22
runners that's the thing that's happening here
22:24
right you're you're skirting the
22:26
line between mercenaries and criminals sometimes
22:28
a mercenaries a criminal you know
22:30
yeah you're not a criminal unless you get caught
22:32
that's what my understanding sure
22:34
yeah or unless you
22:36
take seriously the people who are telling you that
22:39
way right right yes
22:42
and very easy for make
22:44
oh to not take someone seriously let's
22:49
see sir anything
22:51
else about make oh that I
22:53
remember blue
22:56
skin lightly blue skin I think that we make a head
22:58
we forgot by the end of it all sharp
23:01
teeth wore
23:07
a slew of out the most outfits I've
23:09
ever had a character wear but I think
23:16
mostly was wearing like
23:20
jeans and like a
23:22
t-shirt and a flannel that's
23:25
all you go back that's not it's not
23:27
true that's not true no
23:30
fucking make always your most nips out
23:32
carry yeah are well
23:34
anytime anytime I describe something else
23:36
that I was wearing you you
23:39
talk about picture make a flannel
23:41
is what you've talked about before
23:43
I think I was wearing a
23:45
translucent blue sort of almost like
23:53
vinyl crop top well
23:55
this is at a party that's a different
23:57
situation yeah that wasn't a party sure But
24:00
it's like in Keith's defense the like most
24:03
popular Mako Like
24:05
art that you see is usually
24:08
Mako with the hoverboard. Yeah, we
24:10
don't have that yet right Um
24:14
with some sort of like t-shirt and
24:17
like a and like an open button
24:19
down Sure, would you like
24:21
a bad hat? Yeah,
24:23
but Mako Trig ran so that
24:25
Grand Magnificent could run Wait
24:28
until he passed out. I see. Okay.
24:30
Yeah. Yeah, can I say? Keith
24:35
oh, I was thinking I was thinking in
24:37
my head also I have like future flannel
24:39
imagine flannel but for the future Yeah, Ally
24:41
softly. Okay, Ally and Jack laugh Austin. I
24:44
am okay Yep, Jack says it's the
24:46
size of a car Austin as I could see why your
24:48
laser Ted's best friend out laughs Keith
24:51
laughing tomorrow. This is I'm
24:53
wearing tomorrow's flannel. Uh-huh. There's
24:55
no other laughing
25:01
You then put it on someone else Point
25:03
is also this is a scene in which
25:05
you were being healed you were someone's
25:07
ripping the flannel off of
25:09
you so that they can turn it into
25:12
a To
25:14
a bandage. Yeah, yeah, uh-huh. And
25:16
you just say outright like a fan art
25:18
Well, or a fan will figure out what
25:20
what it looks like So
25:23
and then I want to give you
25:25
credit for something really quick. Yeah, because
25:27
two episodes after this I
25:31
ask what you're wearing and you
25:33
say Jean shorts a
25:35
yellow t-shirt and then a pink and gray
25:38
flannel with one sleeve rolled up and the
25:40
other just ripped off I'm
25:44
guessing you remembered that
25:46
it was ripped off to bandage you Probably
25:49
probably almost for sure what it had to
25:51
be. Mm-hmm. That's great. Yeah, that's
25:53
great I give a color to it took it
25:55
only took me a couple sessions Come
25:58
up with it to pink and gray Yeah,
26:00
and yellow, it was yellow, right?
26:02
Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And
26:05
then, yeah, and then the word flannel then
26:07
appears a bunch with, a
26:09
couple times, I guess, with, uh, with
26:12
Grand Magnificent. So, there is a three
26:14
line there. Uh,
26:16
Art, speaking of your characters. Yeah.
26:19
Talk to me about your character. This is one
26:21
of them. Mm-hmm. He doesn't say. Flannel?
26:23
He doesn't say. Yeah. This
26:26
is maybe the least flannel. Oh,
26:28
yeah. Character I've ever played. Is that true? I
26:34
think it's, I think it's
26:36
a, it's a crapshoot for me between this one and Duval. It's
26:38
hard for me to imagine Duval and flannel.
26:41
Mm. But that world is more flannel, so.
26:44
Yeah. Fair enough.
26:47
I've. But, I think you're right.
26:49
Leave it to the audience. I think that you're
26:51
right. The audience can make a flannel axes
26:53
and plot all the characters. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll
26:55
have a great time doing it. I
26:58
don't know what the other axis is on that. I don't know
27:00
what the other. How much does flannel even exist here? They'll
27:03
call it. Versus how like, where the flannel.
27:05
Flannel, right? They'll figure out
27:07
everyone's flannel proclivities for the entire
27:09
run of the show, everyone. Yeah.
27:14
Um, flannel-rue-ary. That's
27:16
good. Oh, my God. Talk to me
27:18
about Cass. Cassander
27:20
Tameus Berenice is the non-inheriting scion
27:22
of the Royal House Pelagios. Cass's
27:27
pronouns are most simply they
27:29
them. It was more
27:31
complicated back then and we communicated poorly.
27:33
So for the purposes of this, it's
27:36
they them. Cass
27:39
is, like I
27:41
said, a non-inheriting scion of
27:44
a fish people empire. Back
27:47
then, these weren't fish people. I was
27:50
really explicit about how not fish people they
27:52
were. Yeah, they're fish people now, though. And
27:54
I lost. Yeah. So now they're
27:56
fish people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Um,
27:59
there was a war. for a
28:01
minute it looked like Cass was going to
28:03
be Emperor and then
28:06
then they were not
28:08
yeah and and
28:10
now they're hanging out on counterweight
28:12
sort of half and hiding half
28:14
being a mercenary yeah I
28:17
think importantly we always kind of set
28:20
Cass is like the
28:23
not the not the
28:25
leader but the most
28:27
like world not world
28:29
weary even but most worldly
28:31
worldly or most experienced had
28:33
fought in a war I
28:35
think importantly right yeah I
28:38
think no one else fought in the golden
28:40
branch can I ask a clarifying question about
28:42
the fish thing yeah yeah
28:44
my memory of it was that
28:46
it was basically like our
28:50
people assert that they
28:52
are Atlanteans uh-huh I
28:55
think we were pretty explicit in counterweight that
28:58
it was a lie my memory was that
29:00
they that is that no one knew it
29:03
is a lie it is a lie
29:05
yeah okay but they're Atlanteans
29:07
but they could still be fish people
29:09
without being literally Atlanteans yeah
29:12
I thought they are like maybe they're alien
29:14
saying that they're from earth for clout
29:16
I mean we know exactly where they
29:18
came from at this point at the
29:20
end of counterweight it is clear where
29:22
they come from they are
29:24
not from Atlantis they are
29:26
descended from humans but they are also
29:28
fish people which is to say some
29:30
other shit allegedly okay in
29:33
the country in brines the
29:38
only reason I made a tender
29:42
a catgirl was because of a
29:45
counterweight planet that Jackie is from
29:47
correct where people were doing like
29:49
hyper human engineering yeah it was
29:51
like other long enough timeline if
29:53
people did this cackles would exist
29:55
which is oh I thought you were just
29:57
doing cat beats fish What?
30:00
What? What? What? What? Cat?
30:02
Cat? Cat? Cat. Cat. Cat.
30:05
Cat. I don't know what that means. You
30:07
know? You're just one of them. It's tomorrow's
30:09
rock, paper, scissors. Oh. Yeah. Well. What's
30:12
the third one? What beats cat? Dog. Dog.
30:14
Dog. Dog beats cat. Fish beats dog. Fish beats dog. Fish beats
30:16
dog. And it doesn't make sense, but it also doesn't make sense
30:19
that paper beats rock. You know what I mean? No.
30:21
Paper covers rock. It actually works better than
30:23
it doesn't work. I thought fish covers dog.
30:25
Fish covers dog. I see. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
30:30
Well, a fish would lure the dog into the
30:32
sea where it is weaker than the fish. Right,
30:34
because dogs are mentally weak. They're like curious. Yeah.
30:36
Yeah. And a curious is a dog, is what
30:39
I'm saying. If you go on TikTok and put like dogs and
30:41
fish, I think you'll see fish get in the upper hand most
30:43
of the time. Yeah, that's probably true. Anyway.
30:48
Brian has guilt because of a long
30:50
timeline of... By the
30:52
time we got to Twilight Mirage, they were fish people. Yeah. We, we
30:54
get, you know, I think even by the time we finished Counterweight, I
30:57
had already made that call. To be fair. The,
30:59
the, the Apostolicians have a lot
31:01
of nautical
31:03
imagery associated with them, and oceanic
31:06
imagery. They have ships that have
31:08
big sails. They have lots of
31:10
like Grecian sort of nautical aesthetics.
31:14
Yeah. It's in there. As we'll see
31:17
today. Oh, God. Because today
31:19
we are going back to Counterweight and
31:22
to a new part of it. You
31:25
want to jump into it? What's up? Can
31:27
we talk about what Counterweight is for a
31:29
second and just the sort of things that
31:31
it holds in society? Yeah, absolutely. Counterweight
31:34
is the point
31:36
where, where the sort of climax
31:39
of the Golden War happened. A
31:41
war between on one side, the
31:43
expanding Apostolician Empire, and on the
31:45
other side, a pair of rival
31:47
empires. The People's Conglomerate of Orion,
31:49
aka Oricon or the Orion Conglomerate.
31:51
And on the other side, the
31:53
Autonomous Diaspora, which by the end
31:55
of the show, we often also
31:57
called the Automated Diaspora a lot.
32:00
was the autonomous diaspora. Orrecon
32:03
was once a kind of
32:05
workers revolutionary state and
32:08
has long since changed into
32:11
being a kind of
32:14
neoliberal post-fortist nightmare capitalist
32:17
hellscape. And
32:19
the automated diaspora became
32:22
a sort of, you
32:25
know, algorithmically and,
32:30
God, it's wild to think about it now,
32:32
but like a sort of a democracy
32:35
built on constant
32:37
digital interaction. A
32:41
sort of like, what if everyone's
32:43
favorite website was like
32:45
a version of Twitter where all you
32:47
did was vote, was the
32:49
short version of the pitch. And
32:51
is effectively led by a type
32:53
of being called a divine, which
32:58
are algorithmic beings often
33:00
put into giant robotic bodies,
33:02
many of which looked like
33:05
humans, but not all of them. And
33:07
these divines are meant
33:09
to represent, important
33:12
qualities in the world, things that we
33:15
believe in, like
33:18
righteousness or grace, or
33:21
determination, or detachment,
33:24
right? This kind of broad
33:26
collection of virtues or
33:29
emotional attributes that represent
33:32
the things that make up the people in
33:34
the world. You know, they're not always as
33:37
simple as virtues, you know, but they
33:39
are a sort of like, here is
33:41
a perspective that's important for a good
33:43
democracy. Those two groups
33:45
had been at war in the
33:47
past, had come to
33:50
peace over a previous enemy, a
33:52
monstrous being called
33:55
Rigger. And
33:57
now they faced a... a
34:00
new threat in the Apostolician
34:02
Empire, as the three
34:04
of them met in a star sector called the
34:07
Golden Branch, which exists
34:09
where two arms of the galaxy, the
34:11
Sagittarius and Perseus meet, at
34:13
least in the maps of the galaxy we were using in 2015.
34:18
Today we use a different map where those two arms
34:20
don't really meet in the same way, but don't worry
34:22
about it, it's fine. Hey, stars
34:24
moving stuff, right? Yeah,
34:27
sure, 100%. They move all the time.
34:29
They're literally always moving. Rotating around the
34:31
Earth once every day. That's
34:33
what they're doing. Nope, mmm. Counterweight
34:37
is at the very middle of the
34:39
Golden Branch star sector. It
34:41
was a sort of, you
34:44
know, fork in the
34:46
crossroads, fork
34:49
in the road, I guess, a crossroad, a
34:51
point of careful, difficult peace
34:53
after this war, very
34:59
much in the sort of film
35:01
noir, Cold War style of story.
35:05
More film noir at the beginning than
35:07
like an espionage story. We weren't doing
35:10
James Bond stories, really, but we were
35:12
doing The Third Man, right? We were
35:14
doing Meet a Weirdo in the Park
35:16
and not be sure which side they're
35:18
working for, but
35:20
they have information you want, or they want you to
35:22
give them information or retrieve something from them. It
35:25
is a collection of domes because during
35:27
the Golden War, this
35:30
whole planet was destroyed, it was ruined,
35:33
devastated. It became toxic to live
35:35
outside. There are trillions
35:37
of people on this planet living in
35:40
big domes, and
35:43
some people, somehow, living outside the domes
35:45
in certain key places. That's
35:48
the kind of short pitch. It's a
35:50
cyberpunk world. Techno-R and the Sprawl are
35:52
both cyberpunk games, drawing on
35:54
the work of William Gibson, films
35:57
like Blade Runner, anime like Ghost in the
35:59
Shell. We leaned
36:01
really hard in that direction, especially early.
36:04
And then also, obviously with giant
36:06
robots, brought in influences from things like
36:09
mobile suit Gundam, bottoms,
36:13
you know, pat labor, things
36:15
like that. So huge,
36:18
huge wide range of touchstones.
36:21
And that's counterweight. That's kind of the short version. Above
36:24
counterweight, there's another planet. There's a
36:26
planet that appeared in the final moments of
36:29
the Golden War. And
36:31
that planet is blue and green
36:33
and perfect. It is called weight,
36:36
and it is under close control
36:38
by Oricon and the Diaspora. And
36:41
no one's allowed to go live on it. And
36:44
most people don't get to look at
36:46
it because the domes, at
36:48
this point, the domes are these kind of
36:50
gray things, kind of hot, like dilute, not
36:53
dilute, but, you
36:55
know, they saturate the color, but yeah, they
36:57
obscure it basically. But you can still see
36:59
it, the form of it. You just
37:01
can't see the blues and the greens. And eventually, the
37:03
blue sky domes get rolled out and you just straight
37:05
up wouldn't even know it's there because it's a fake
37:08
cyber sky all around you. Great, pleasant
37:10
sky. Yes, nice blue. So
37:14
that's the short thing. And
37:17
it's lots of powers
37:19
that are technically at peace
37:21
but working against each other,
37:24
remnants from the Apposolacian Empire, which at
37:26
this point has been pushed back to
37:28
its homeworld, elements of
37:30
a group called the Rapid Evening, which is a
37:32
– at this
37:35
point, a spy organization, part of
37:37
a thing called the Principality of
37:39
Kesh, which tries to tip things in
37:41
their own balance. And to keep
37:43
things from blowing up again because they're kind of
37:45
– they see themselves as sort
37:47
of like the space, you
37:50
know, CIA or something. Not the
37:52
good guys. And they run like a
37:54
weird closed planet where everyone is kept
37:56
at like year 10 –
37:59
year like – 1000 technology this path here 1000
38:01
technology. It's like year 1900 technology It's
38:05
like Victorian is kind of where we where
38:07
we you know gestured with
38:09
that and and to be clear They're not
38:11
kept there. They choose that
38:15
That's an important thing is that the people
38:17
there know about the rest of the galaxy?
38:20
And they chose that this
38:22
is how it becomes on cycle eventually, right? That's
38:25
that's they decided it would be better to live
38:27
in this fucked up Broken
38:30
backwards ass system. Anyway, that
38:32
is What counterweight
38:34
is it's it's what we would explore for the bulk
38:36
of? The
38:38
season not all of it. We eventually
38:40
of course leave can't wait behind But
38:43
today we are back on counterweight though in a new
38:45
place Look
38:48
at the map in front of you which many of us
38:50
have not probably seen in years You know
38:52
there's anything weird about it. Is there anything here that you're like, I
38:54
don't know what this is. I Don't
38:56
know why the map does this There's
38:59
a black line that we now see that
39:01
is the line the line Keith is talking
39:03
about is the broken Starlight
39:06
Express Straight line
39:08
now that solid expresses the Android
39:10
like weapon musical that goes out
39:13
across Canyon to an abandoned
39:15
dome question mark, of course, we know that that
39:17
is not an abandoned dome It is the home
39:19
of sister rust and her Choir,
39:22
let's see. Oh, yeah, the non Canyon it
39:25
is a it is a dried
39:27
out seabed Of course, it is seabed
39:29
City. Yeah, we have
39:31
the blue sky dome In
39:34
the not built yet not finished Not
39:36
not really unfinished blue sky down. Yeah,
39:38
we have the metadome in the southeast
39:41
I recognize that dome then we have
39:43
a series of numbered domes. We have
39:45
the krill and CED that is a
39:47
entertainment district I think it's the central
39:49
entertainment district commerce and entertainment But
39:52
I famously couldn't remember what what?
39:56
The D stood for I couldn't remember that
39:58
it stood for for district district and
40:00
so I kept trying to come up with things
40:02
that D meant like dancing or that
40:05
it meant like come enjoy a
40:07
game yeah yeah yeah beach in
40:09
the krillum CD I think that's
40:11
right I believe we did that
40:13
we did that yeah there is
40:16
the ruffle adax memorial spaceport so
40:18
named after the two war heroes
40:20
of the Iran conglomerate and the
40:22
diaspora joining together now the
40:24
ones that are odd to me or
40:26
that I am less sure about is
40:28
we have the arachon expeditionary dome
40:31
and the diaspora dome I have to imagine
40:33
those are the sort of
40:35
semi segregated housing for each of the
40:38
two parts and then we have dome
40:40
7 apostolusian refugees we
40:42
or fed a bunch of
40:45
people there once yeah so
40:47
these numbered well or just look at the way
40:49
the map is laid out look at there's if
40:51
there's any sort of absences I mean
40:55
weirdness oh
40:58
yeah a dome is completely missing there are
41:00
two lines of starlight straight running
41:03
between dome 2 and dome 23 in
41:05
the northeast yeah and in the middle
41:08
where there should be a dome there
41:10
is not well that
41:12
is where the provisional diplomatic
41:15
cylinder or the city of
41:17
sill is which is
41:19
what I described during the
41:22
intro the
41:24
short version just to reiterate some of
41:26
that stuff this is a long cylindrical
41:29
habitat you know it's like it's a
41:31
city in itself a small city the
41:33
way that the the domes across counterweight
41:35
are but instead of a dome
41:37
it is a low cylinder a comparatively
41:40
low cylinder it's still big enough for buildings
41:42
to fit in there right but it's not
41:45
the the super massive super tall skyscraper
41:47
buildings that are in some of the
41:49
other domes and it's
41:51
long and flat it's
41:54
climate controlled it
41:57
predates the war it was supposed to be a
41:59
sort of diplomatic embassy
42:02
center for the Episthenocian Empire.
42:04
It was supposed to be
42:06
a place where the Oricon
42:08
and diasporan envoys
42:10
could come to do business.
42:12
In fact, one of the central structures
42:15
was the sort of general assembly complex
42:18
for what would have been a sort of
42:20
unified golden branch government, sort of like a
42:22
UN complex. That
42:24
is now a casino, like that
42:27
structure, the offices
42:29
there have been turned into
42:32
hotel rooms and the big assembly center has
42:34
been turned into a
42:36
huge slot machine center and
42:38
you can go play the horses and you
42:40
can go bet on all sorts of stuff.
42:43
It is a casino, we are here yet again
42:45
in the casino. I can't escape it. And
42:49
there's some other stuff here that I didn't
42:51
get into maybe worth saying really quick. I
42:53
talked about the Ithaca family in the intro,
42:55
the sort of mafia family, the mob family,
42:57
the Episthenocian mob family that runs the SIL.
43:01
But there is also the CCT is here,
43:06
the consolidated counterweight technocracy is
43:08
here. They technically
43:10
run it and I'll talk more about that in
43:12
a little bit. There
43:15
is also some diasporan
43:17
and Oricon interests here.
43:20
They have some folks here who are looking to their stuff. There
43:24
are some other Aposilosian groups
43:26
besides the Ithaca family.
43:28
There's a group of young, kind of
43:30
a young gang of war orphans called the
43:33
Revenants that think of the Ithaca as almost
43:35
like relics that need to be replaced. And
43:38
there is the tourist union, which
43:41
kind of has the claim on
43:44
advocacy and defense of
43:47
any visitors or guests here, any high rollers
43:49
who want to come bet at the Cerulean,
43:52
which again is the name of the big casino. And
43:56
then they take a cut from all the guests, basically
43:58
all travel in to. The
44:00
facility has to go through the tourist union
44:03
or like securities handed by CCT But then
44:05
the the the tourist union handles all booking
44:07
and transit and all that stuff. So I
44:10
also deal with the tourists union also Anyway,
44:13
that's the sill and you're headed
44:16
there today hired by one or
44:18
God love for your first mission
44:21
Trying you out and the
44:23
thing is normally Orth
44:26
wouldn't work with untested people But
44:28
it's the fact that you
44:30
have no record inside of the
44:32
CCT that makes you perfect for this
44:36
Because or it's a little concerned about
44:38
how the current CCT administrator
44:42
is running things or really more what
44:44
the current CCT administrator of the sill
44:46
has gotten themselves into a message
44:49
was set saying that the
44:52
Administrator of the sill the this
44:54
person who Technically is
44:57
there in charge of things kind of like
44:59
kind of like a mayor But
45:02
more of a bureaucrat and even more
45:04
in reality Someone who kind
45:06
of just kicks back and cash has the check and like
45:09
plays the slot machines and the horses one
45:12
coffee affogato has been
45:15
arrested in Effect
45:19
by the Ithico's family has been
45:21
detained inside of the casino security
45:24
And you're being sent to find out why That
45:28
is the immediate setup you'll
45:31
note that over Here
45:34
on The move
45:37
you over Do
45:39
on the map screen? There
45:41
are two maps The map of the
45:43
area and you can get a sense with here
45:45
what the sill is You know, it's
45:47
partly called the sill because it's a cylinder. It's a
45:49
long, you know a ground-based cylinder
45:51
It's also kind of like a windowsill type
45:54
of situation because like if you imagine like
45:56
the big window looking up in the sky
46:01
It's long from east to west. And
46:03
there are two entryways to this thing originally.
46:05
There was a front gate on the
46:07
east, or an eastern gate and a western gate, right?
46:11
Those gates are big. Those gates
46:13
are huge airlocks that you would
46:15
move entire ships into. You would
46:17
land ships there. And
46:19
then, or freight or
46:21
trains or cargo trucks and
46:24
stuff like that. And then you would wait for
46:26
the daily opening and you would be able to
46:28
go from the kind of interior airlock into
46:31
the body of the cylinder. And
46:34
then that also happened on the western end. So there's an
46:36
eastern and a western entrance point, or maybe it would be
46:38
like southeast and northwest and based
46:40
on the direction of the previous map.
46:44
But today, there is the front
46:46
gate where visitors line up
46:48
to come inside. And then the west gate
46:50
has been completely taken over and turned into
46:52
a campground. I'll talk more about that,
46:54
I'm sure, at some point. Also here on the kind
46:57
of actual sil map, there's a big area called
46:59
the Agora, which is an agora, it
47:02
is a marketplace and
47:04
a park and
47:06
a venue for live music and other
47:08
stuff like that. There
47:11
is the embassy district where the
47:14
Oricon and diaspora folks used to come and
47:16
stay. And then there's the Cerulean, which again,
47:18
it looks like a single building here, but
47:20
think of it as like the
47:23
UN complex. Yes, there's a big building, but
47:25
there are also other smaller buildings as part
47:27
of it that has been totally taken over
47:29
and turned into a casino by
47:32
the Ithicos family. You'll
47:35
also know that there is the classic Technoir
47:38
plot map up on the top. And
47:40
there are a few things here on there. One
47:42
is your connection to this place, or Godlove, who
47:45
has a connection to Coffee Afogado, their
47:48
peers, they're both members of the CCT. And
47:51
then Coffee has a connection to two
47:53
other things, the Cerulean VIP card and
47:55
Cameron McLeod. Importantly, for
47:57
people who don't remember this or for people who...
48:00
who are listening for the first time, TechnoR is
48:02
not a game where I have come up with
48:04
a mystery that is going to be solved. TechnoR
48:06
is a game where I've built a, what's
48:09
called a transmission, a collection of, I guess,
48:11
36 things. Six
48:13
connections, six events, six factions,
48:16
six locations, six objects, and
48:19
six threats. And then
48:21
using a randomization, like rolling
48:23
some dice, I got this set of
48:25
three starter mystery
48:28
objects. One of them is coffee, who
48:30
is a contact or connection. One
48:32
of them is the Cerulean
48:35
VIP card, and one of them
48:37
is this person named Cameron, Cameron
48:39
McLeod. For people
48:41
who are truly deep cut fans of Friends
48:43
at the Table, who have read
48:45
the kind of pusher tier background stuff,
48:49
the name Cameron McLeod might actually
48:51
be familiar, and so many of
48:53
some other ones, because some of
48:55
this transmission originates in the half
48:58
of a transmission I ran in
49:00
TechnoR for a while that
49:02
I made before counterweight. And I
49:04
took about half of that and
49:07
turned it into counterweight.
49:10
A lot of people, I think,
49:12
we often tell the story of
49:14
counterweight as beginning with that Titanfall match,
49:16
right? And that's
49:18
not wrong, right? The words,
49:21
divines, and rigors start there.
49:24
But let me tell you, if
49:26
I do a search in my Google Drive for
49:31
transmission, for TechnoR transmission, I
49:33
have a cyberpunk Atlantic City thing
49:37
here that includes the
49:39
following two factions, and these
49:41
should be pretty clear right away. The
49:44
Federation, the Federation of Northeastern Metropolines
49:47
city-states is an authoritarian yet benevolent
49:49
government comprising New York, New England,
49:51
and Toronto. It seeks to add a sea to its
49:53
holdings, a modern-day Amsterdam, a holiday
49:56
escape from most deserving citizens, and Delcon.
49:58
The Delaware conglomerate is a loosely- organized
50:00
technocratic collection of corporate states stretching from
50:02
Philadelphia to Miami. Atlantic City is the
50:04
latest front in their northern expansion. This
50:07
is where the Iron Choir is from originally. Much
50:11
different Iron Choir, much different. This
50:14
is where the Blue Sky Dome is from originally.
50:16
A lot of this stuff, the Gnosis virus is
50:19
in here. The Rook is
50:21
in here, but it's not a mech because there's
50:23
no mechs in this original transmission. It was just
50:25
a gun. It was just a, it was like
50:27
the M16 of this war. It was actually the
50:30
AK-47 of this world, basically. There's
50:32
a bunch of stuff here that is just nowhere. There's
50:34
an airship in here that I've never done anything
50:36
with this airship. There's
50:39
a bunch of other stuff I knew that's, again, fucking
50:41
Horizon Tactical Solutions right here, Hebbys,
50:44
Adler, Beth, this is them. They're just
50:46
right here. Then
50:48
there's a lot of stuff here that's just completely not used.
50:51
Some of that has worked its way into this transmission.
50:54
Some of it hasn't. Some of it's still not. I
50:57
will tell you 2011 Austin
50:59
or whatever who wrote
51:03
a group of people who had been
51:05
experimented on by a
51:08
genetics corporation, I probably wouldn't today
51:11
call them Gene Freaks, but
51:14
in 2010 I did. I
51:17
wouldn't, of course, do that now because I'd say, well,
51:19
that sounds too close to Gene Freaks, the important character
51:21
from Hunter x Hunter. Right. Well,
51:23
they could be G-J-E-A-N-C. Right.
51:26
They could love Denim. They could love Denim. Yeah.
51:29
Actually, I'll understand. But yeah. Of course,
51:31
Gene Freaks does. Right. As
51:33
far as I know, from my experience with Hunter x Hunter, Gene Freaks loves
51:36
Denim and writing a Tower of Moltenstuffs.
51:38
Yep. That's correct. That's accurate.
51:40
I don't want to spoil anything else, so I'll just
51:42
cut that there. People should go listen to Media Club
51:44
Plus. If you're listening to this and are not listening
51:46
to Media Club Plus, you are missing out. The
51:50
best episode that we've done yet, I think, came out
51:52
today. Today. Yesterday. I'll
51:55
be with you with that. And what episode was it? Who
51:57
could say? The mystery. Who
52:01
is Cameron McLeod? Good
52:03
question. Let's get there
52:06
after you do the step
52:08
that I needed to do first. Because Cameron
52:10
McLeod is not a connection. Cameron McLeod is
52:12
a threat. And so you
52:14
don't have direct access to a write-up on Cameron. I'll
52:16
set up Cameron when it's time to set up Cameron.
52:18
For now, I need y'all
52:21
to look in the handout section
52:23
of Roll20. And
52:26
you should have a thing called connections. Do
52:29
you? Yep. There
52:32
are six connections in here. I'll read them really quick
52:34
for the listener. Hey, this is a
52:36
white on white on mine. Can you change
52:38
the font? Mine is a white on charcoal.
52:43
Because if I change it, it'll... Maybe
52:45
close it and reopen it? I
52:47
think this is a dark mode versus light mode thing. I
52:49
think Roll20 is fucking us. Are
52:52
you in dark mode? Or something in
52:54
dark mode? I don't
52:56
believe in dark modes. It's not how my
52:58
eyes work. Yeah, I'm not... I'm gonna do
53:01
that. I want to just change color. I'm
53:03
not fixed like that. I am primarily
53:05
a light mode person. Gotcha. My white
53:07
on black is bleed for me. Well,
53:10
that's... Whoa, that's fucking wrong. Let
53:14
me just copy the text if I'm to you. No,
53:17
I got it. I got it. Yeah,
53:19
if this was like... I can make
53:22
this as big as I need to. Yeah. It's
53:24
not... Copy to another thing. I won't
53:26
die if I misread it. You know, it's not like
53:29
it's driving in a car at night where this is
53:31
a real problem. Yes. So
53:34
there are six people here who are connections. Vosky
53:37
Kovach, who is solid,
53:39
calm, and melancholy, was the last mayor
53:41
the sill ever had. Now
53:43
they run a small whiskey bar simply
53:45
called Kovach. Sage
53:48
is flexible, fearless, and malleable. The
53:50
Golden Branch's first fully holographic idol.
53:53
They died during the Golden War, but
53:56
they have an extended residency with the
53:58
Cerulean, so they're still performing. Hunter
54:01
Cash, Scarred, Stubborn, and Skeptical.
54:03
They are a cyborg boxer turned
54:05
reticent enforcer for the Ithicos family.
54:08
I'm using they them pronouns right now for
54:10
everybody because that's how techno art works is
54:12
just like you leave up the
54:15
gender of characters generally to the characters who
54:17
end up getting their connections with them but
54:20
there are a couple here of like Vosky, Izzapostelosian
54:22
so Vosky will probably remain they them but
54:26
the others we can change as needed. Club
54:29
Steelheart unit 22 aka
54:31
Tutu, Tutu, stylish
54:33
friendly and careful a professional
54:36
conversationalist and flirt were
54:38
they just programmed that way question mark I've used he
54:40
P pronouns I said was he programmed this way I
54:42
think I just have to to my mind as a
54:45
as a sexy robot guy but
54:47
we can change that if whoever takes them
54:49
or if anybody takes takes him. Coffee
54:51
affogato is discreet personable and cute I
54:53
think cute in a like in
54:56
a like flailing baby girl way not
54:58
cute in like an actual cute way
55:00
you know. St. Leopsequeus. Yeah yeah yeah.
55:03
But not like a don't get cute way either.
55:06
Maybe in a don't get cute way I don't
55:08
know we'll see how it goes. The CCT appointed
55:10
administrator of the silk collects a check plays the
55:12
horses and I've written let's and then I haven't
55:14
finished the sense and so
55:16
far as I'm concerned that's a good
55:19
description of coffee. Coffee lets
55:21
something. Let's let's we know let
55:24
the chips fall where they may.
55:26
There we go added. Let a
55:28
series of abandoned apartments on the
55:30
eastern side of the empathy district.
55:33
Yeah exactly. She's the highest bidder
55:35
and Grandpa Hart wise prepared and
55:37
empathetic the diasporan old-timer who runs
55:39
the open arms campground at the
55:42
rear of the sill. So
55:44
the way this works you might
55:46
remember this this is this is I mean you actually
55:49
probably don't remember this because we didn't we only ever
55:51
did one transmission in counterweight
55:53
or in in techno. But
55:56
if you're adding a new one if you're
55:58
adding a new transmission. you everybody
56:00
gets one new contact that they can
56:02
pick from a list. You
56:05
can tell me how you know them and then you can you
56:07
pick a an adjective
56:09
to describe your relationship with them. Do you
56:11
remember doing that? You know, were those days?
56:13
I do remember that. Yes. And
56:15
there's a set of those to pick from
56:18
but we can also make some up the
56:20
adjective is your feeling about them. That is
56:22
not their feeling about you. That is important
56:24
and correct. And that is
56:27
not on the cheat sheet. No, but I can I mean,
56:29
we can make them up but I can also just grab
56:31
them really quick. They are the let's
56:35
see. I
56:37
know one of them and so I can find the rest. They
56:40
are the lustful. He sure was key.
56:43
Affectionate, dependent,
56:46
loyal, lustful,
56:49
obsessive, protective, respectful,
56:51
sympathetic, trusting. I'll
56:54
just drop those in
56:56
here. There's also the one that
56:59
I remembered. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I remember on that list.
57:03
It really is. So
57:06
give those a read and make a
57:09
decision about what what's
57:12
what's going on here. I
57:14
would like to make a bid for to to a
57:16
call. I'd
57:20
like to bid for Hunter
57:22
cash. Really bidding.
57:26
I think money and you're getting real money
57:28
with just real money. Auction house situation here
57:30
like Diablo three. So who's
57:33
giving me money? What's going on? I'm waiting for the money. I
57:38
fold on to and cash.
57:41
Okay, so you're you have one you're interested
57:43
in. I'm thinking about I'm thinking about it.
57:46
And I would like to be sympathetic for Hunter
57:48
cash. No one else wants sympathetic. Really,
57:51
really buying up these claims. Second,
57:54
let me add these to the board. I'm trying
57:56
to be deferendum. You
58:00
put Cath on the board. You're
58:03
sympathetic, you said? Yeah, love
58:05
that. I think I'm gonna take loyal
58:07
to Tutu. Sorry, to Club Steelhut
58:09
Unit 22. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I
58:11
mean, I understood. Have there been any
58:13
calls for Voski? No.
58:18
I might be dependent on
58:20
Voski. I think we're... Well,
58:22
we could say however you want. I've been saying
58:24
Voski. We could say Voski if you'd rather Voski.
58:26
If you'd rather Voski. Voski is fine. Kovach.
58:33
Tutu. Alright, so we have... Who's
58:36
missing? We're I'm missing one person. I'm missing one
58:39
person. I haven't gone.
58:41
You haven't picked it all. Okay. I haven't picked it
58:43
all, yeah. We have
58:45
dependent, we have... sympathetic,
58:48
and we have... loyal.
58:51
Loyal. Okay, that's what it
58:53
sounds like. Keith, if
58:55
you want dependent, I could maybe take protective
58:58
or trusting. I could... I
59:01
was gonna go protective Grandpa Hart. Okay.
59:04
Oh, that's fun. Oh, that's
59:06
really good. Loyal.
59:11
None of us picked the person who's directly
59:13
connected to them. That's fine. You
59:15
know, you're also connected to Orth, right? Some of you
59:17
are also connected to Orth. So there's
59:19
like an indirect... I think it's actually better that
59:21
you don't know coffee. That's kind of fun, you
59:23
know? Yeah. Yeah,
59:25
I mean, I don't know most people give Grandpa
59:28
Hart. It
59:30
could also be Grandma Hart, if we wanted, I
59:32
guess, or Grandparent Hart.
59:36
Granny, Grand Hart. We could have
59:38
a she-her-Grandpa Hart, though. That's true. We could have
59:40
a she-her-Grandpa Hart. Yeah.
59:42
Well, too bad we're doing Grandpa Hart.
59:44
I would love to be a she-her-Grandpa
59:46
Hart in my later years. Grandpa's
59:51
farm. Grandpa's farm.
59:53
Yeah, see, there you go. Yeah.
59:55
And Keith, what was Mako to Grandpa Hart?
59:58
Oh, it was protective or something? Protective. I've
1:00:00
already done it I've
1:00:05
already been productive. Sure. I've
1:00:07
just displayed that just you did you did Alright,
1:00:11
so they are now on the chart. They are
1:00:13
not connected to the core of mystery yet, but
1:00:15
they are there they're here, right? Again
1:00:18
as a reminder for people who maybe haven't Heard
1:00:21
this game before played it themselves one don't play this
1:00:23
game. I think this game is great It is a
1:00:25
game we only played nine episodes of but that like
1:00:27
lives rent free in my fucking mind in
1:00:30
a real way The
1:00:35
The Way
1:00:38
that it talks about narrative is really
1:00:40
interesting and important to me the way
1:00:42
that it uses the gameplay mechanics to
1:00:44
communicate Theme is really important to me
1:00:47
and in general the
1:00:50
way that it like it Opened
1:00:53
my mind to a different way of storytelling. It's
1:00:55
really important the same way that some other key
1:00:57
games for Me
1:01:00
learning what games could do in this in the tabletop
1:01:02
games could do or like with great power or burning
1:01:05
wheel, right? Things we haven't played a lot of on
1:01:07
this show, but nevertheless
1:01:09
very important Alright,
1:01:11
so sure I remembered how I was feeling around
1:01:14
the time when we stopped playing this and started
1:01:16
playing the sprawl I just like I have
1:01:18
I have no I will say I'm not having
1:01:20
as bad of a time I think as we
1:01:22
were with not bad of a time is wrong,
1:01:24
but like it was a
1:01:26
really quick today I think we would have stuck
1:01:28
it out another session or two, you know, yeah,
1:01:30
we kind of eject We were any short seasons
1:01:32
at the time, you know Yeah,
1:01:35
it just felt a little gummy. Yeah, you're getting
1:01:37
gummed up The works
1:01:39
are all gummed up a little bit. So we'll
1:01:41
see if that's the case today or that's not the case So
1:01:44
the way that this game starts again, so behind the
1:01:46
scenes I have a document that has those 36 things
1:01:48
that I mentioned before Across
1:01:50
connections and objects and threats and all the other
1:01:53
shit And they are in like
1:01:55
a map or they're like at a table
1:01:57
and I rolled to get these starting three
1:01:59
things And those three things get
1:02:01
put together in a connection. I think the connection is
1:02:03
this I think that
1:02:06
coffee Was
1:02:08
you know arrested? for
1:02:11
killing Classic
1:02:14
reason to get arrested. Yeah, huh? Mm-hmm
1:02:17
right boom arrested for killing One
1:02:20
of the most famous crimes is killing. It's
1:02:22
kind of it's kind of a big one,
1:02:24
huh? I think Cameron Cameron's a Cerulean
1:02:28
VIP card was
1:02:30
missing or isn't missing or maybe just
1:02:32
simply You
1:02:35
know what here's what we're gonna do we'll do this this
1:02:38
is mix it mix it up a little bit And
1:02:41
coffee is looking for the
1:02:43
cerulean VIP card Prior
1:02:46
to the killing I don't know well,
1:02:48
we'll see how it plays out in conversation, right? You
1:02:51
can met this person yet. Maybe they're looking for it
1:02:53
now. Maybe they were looking for it I don't know
1:02:55
maybe so maybe that's not going looking for it. Let's
1:02:57
go wanted There we
1:02:59
go That's
1:03:01
actually I think a good mystery setup
1:03:03
here. All right So
1:03:06
again, yeah, this is a random plot
1:03:08
map you imagine a triangle with coffee
1:03:10
Cameron in the cerulean VIP card The
1:03:12
coffee has a thing that says arrested for
1:03:14
killing pointing at Cameron Cameron has a thing
1:03:16
pointing at the cerulean card saying missing And
1:03:19
then coming up the other side of the
1:03:21
triangle coffee has a thing that says wanted
1:03:23
or wants, you know The cerulean VIP card.
1:03:25
So that's how this starts And then the
1:03:27
way the scheme ends up working is I
1:03:29
was read this during runtime a protagonist can
1:03:31
lean on her connections for information She may
1:03:33
be attempting to find some opportunity She can
1:03:35
take advantage of or get further
1:03:37
details on a plot She started to
1:03:39
learn about when this happens have her
1:03:41
player roll a die and consult that
1:03:43
connections table in the transmission so each
1:03:45
of these connections has a list of
1:03:49
12 things that they know about
1:03:51
to connection to other connections to
1:03:53
objects to threats, etc and
1:03:56
when you do that and and get information
1:03:58
from them whether that's an easy thing to
1:04:00
do or a hard thing to do, I
1:04:03
will generate a roll some dice or I'll
1:04:06
pick, depending on how clear things are, an
1:04:09
option from their list in
1:04:11
order to add
1:04:13
another node to the sheet. The reason there's
1:04:15
12 things is they have a different list
1:04:17
depending on whether or not they are connected
1:04:20
to the core mystery yet. Once they're connected,
1:04:22
there's a sort of like different set of
1:04:24
things that they could potentially bring in, which
1:04:26
is a fun way to weight the
1:04:28
story in different directions. Again,
1:04:31
make a predictive grandpa heart, aude
1:04:34
loyal to Tutu, aria
1:04:36
dependent on Vosky, cast
1:04:38
sympathetic to Hunter. And
1:04:41
I think that in my mind, the place that's like
1:04:43
a cool place to come back in on
1:04:46
is like already in the air, so to
1:04:48
speak, right? Or already on the way or
1:04:50
maybe even already in the front gate, nearing
1:04:52
the front gate maybe. With
1:04:56
the mission, it's like, do I
1:04:58
wanna put, here's how I've been thinking about this. You
1:05:01
know when there's an anime, you know what an
1:05:04
anime is? You know when there's like a movie
1:05:06
in an anime series and it's
1:05:08
like, it's real and
1:05:10
you can like place it sort of
1:05:12
in the continuity, but like sometimes
1:05:15
stuff doesn't line up exactly right and you just kind
1:05:17
of hand wave it and be like, well, okay, well,
1:05:19
Goku didn't have that power yet, but like he
1:05:22
has it in the series by the time the movie comes out.
1:05:24
We don't wanna like undo it, so
1:05:26
like if, you know, we're like, oh, you
1:05:28
know, it's, you know, at the end of this,
1:05:31
Goku learned this incredible technique but doesn't go on to use
1:05:33
it in the cell saga. Why didn't he use the thing
1:05:35
that he'd learned in the tree of life or
1:05:37
whatever? And I think
1:05:39
that. This is Austin's short way of saying
1:05:42
that Cassandra is super saying. Cassandra is super
1:05:44
saying. Cassandra is super saying too. This
1:05:47
is what it means to go beyond super saying. And
1:05:50
I'm a Yoko make-out. That's correct.
1:05:53
That's right. What's that from? What's
1:05:55
Yoko from? Yoko Karama from Yu
1:05:57
Yu Hager Show. Oh, sure. Okay.
1:05:59
Got it. Yeah. Uh, so,
1:06:01
uh, that's to say, for
1:06:03
instance, if, if a
1:06:06
character dies, it has to be
1:06:08
resuscitated by getting cybernetic surgery. And
1:06:10
we just never talk about that
1:06:12
in counterweight. Don't worry
1:06:14
about it. If they had, oh, Aria happened to
1:06:16
have a cyborg heart the whole time? Good
1:06:19
to know. Uh. It
1:06:21
is good to cover now because I was gonna bring this
1:06:23
up as like, uh, what happens if someone dies or... I
1:06:27
think it's, it is genera- it enables
1:06:29
us to play generously with each other
1:06:31
as well. The idea of playing this
1:06:33
in such a way that we are
1:06:35
constantly trying not to catch ourselves in
1:06:37
continuity errors. Yes. I think
1:06:39
would produce a kind of episode that
1:06:41
might be satisfying to some people, but
1:06:43
would be a, a, it would be a
1:06:45
real headache to make. And b, we would
1:06:48
fail. We would
1:06:50
invariably snare ourselves in some continuity errors. So I
1:06:52
think, I think this is the way to do
1:06:54
it. And like, TechnoR is resistant in
1:06:56
some ways to this because like, it is
1:06:58
a thing where characters can die and then come back
1:07:00
to life via cybernetic implants. And we would just be
1:07:03
hand waving how that happened off screen, for instance. But
1:07:05
I think even more broadly, the thing I'm just trying
1:07:07
to gesture at is that like, think about this a
1:07:09
little, I mean, here's the thing. And this is, this
1:07:11
is a little bit of synchronicity that
1:07:13
works for us. I say synchronicity, but I designed
1:07:16
it this way. So it's not synchronicity. It's, I
1:07:18
designed it this way. In
1:07:20
importance, you're synchronizing your past work with your current-
1:07:22
With my current work. Right.
1:07:25
My present self who was then making a
1:07:27
different work set before the previous work. The
1:07:30
sill is kind
1:07:33
of air gapped from the rest of counterweight.
1:07:36
Once you go in the front gate, you will
1:07:38
lose access to the mesh that the rest of
1:07:40
counterweight is on. The sill isn't
1:07:42
on the mesh. The sill has its own different
1:07:45
local mesh called the holidays
1:07:48
with a Z, like a Daze that you enter
1:07:50
that you have to like get access to. And
1:07:52
you boot in, it's called the holidays in. That's,
1:07:54
well, if you, if you can afford it, it
1:07:56
sure is. People
1:07:59
who can't afford it. do things called
1:08:01
days drops where what they can
1:08:03
do is like relive someone else's
1:08:05
holidays experience someone like go record
1:08:07
their experience and then kind
1:08:10
of filter it out into an
1:08:12
eye drop and you can take this eye
1:08:14
drop that then like lets you have the
1:08:16
experience of being in the virtual world for
1:08:18
an hour. So can you
1:08:20
buy anyone's or do they sell them as blind box packs
1:08:22
where you can get a random really good one? I bet
1:08:25
there is a blind box. They
1:08:27
are not random right because it is like someone has to go record
1:08:29
it right? But like this
1:08:31
is a popular drop. Well you buy like a
1:08:33
summer pack and you can get one of eight
1:08:35
different summer flavors. Yeah it is like a blind
1:08:37
box like you said where it is like oh
1:08:39
there are 30 but which three are you going
1:08:42
to get in this set? You want to get
1:08:44
the one of the lady who just goes and
1:08:46
looks at the aquarium for the sexy and aloes.
1:08:49
Yes. And so how about you get the one from the day
1:08:51
where Henry Kissinger died? So
1:08:53
in this way it is worth saying that like you
1:08:56
won't be able to go contact scene 6R right? The
1:09:00
gate opens once a day. You come in and you sit
1:09:02
in the airlock and you go from the airlock in and
1:09:04
then you are off the fucking net. You know you are
1:09:06
not on the mesh. You can't make
1:09:08
outgoing calls. You know
1:09:10
the call has to go through
1:09:13
an official CCT you know thing
1:09:15
or has to you have to
1:09:17
leave the whole thing entirely right?
1:09:20
Which is why it took some extra time for Orth
1:09:23
to find out about this and Orth is trying
1:09:25
to solve this before it becomes a huge incident.
1:09:28
And I think this is what Orth explains to you. Maybe
1:09:31
we get Orth talking to you as the gate.
1:09:34
We get the image of my mind is
1:09:36
almost like the gate is coming the back
1:09:38
airlock. The airlock, the eastern lock to the
1:09:40
rest of the planet is slowly closing so
1:09:42
that you can wait the rest of the
1:09:45
day here on the front gate as
1:09:47
the message Orth sent to you is playing. Which
1:09:52
explains the situation and the situation is
1:09:55
that coffee who
1:09:57
is a member of the Consolidated
1:09:59
Counterweight Technocracy. is being
1:10:01
held captive by a
1:10:03
group called the
1:10:06
Ithicos family. They're a crime family
1:10:08
in the sill. They, I'm not
1:10:12
gonna say they don't do anything good, but
1:10:14
they're a crime family and
1:10:17
they can't be
1:10:19
trusted and I'm sure that what's gonna happen
1:10:21
is they're gonna put out a request
1:10:23
for some sort
1:10:25
of hostage exchange or some sort
1:10:28
of prisoner exchange or they'll
1:10:30
want us to pay him pay him off
1:10:32
to get to get coffee back. I'm
1:10:35
not even sure coffee did anything and so
1:10:37
what I need you to do is go
1:10:39
make contact, find
1:10:41
out what coffee did, ideally get
1:10:44
get them out of there and otherwise
1:10:48
report back if
1:10:50
if there's anything important that you need
1:10:53
further instruction on. You
1:10:55
should be able to make a direct call to
1:10:57
me if you can get into coffee's office but
1:10:59
otherwise you'll have to leave the you
1:11:02
know the sill and make a call. That's
1:11:06
kind of the basic pitch here and
1:11:09
a lot is gonna be left up to
1:11:11
you. How loud do you want to be
1:11:13
with this? Not to say like go in
1:11:15
guns blazing but the way
1:11:17
that the front gate works is it's partially
1:11:19
run by the CCT, it's partially run by
1:11:21
what I already mentioned is the Tourists Union
1:11:24
and the Tourists Union is a both
1:11:27
of those groups try to like
1:11:30
monopolize as much of this process as they can.
1:11:32
The CCT does a
1:11:34
lot of like security theater scanning and
1:11:36
data collection so if you go in you
1:11:38
know with the kingdom come with all your
1:11:40
mechs and stuff all that will go down on
1:11:42
on record you know that will that will
1:11:44
be everyone will know and everyone will know
1:11:47
but the CCT will know that you're here
1:11:49
with that stuff or if it's not giving you
1:11:51
any protection in terms of like oh
1:11:53
yeah we'll let you sneak in you
1:11:55
know that stuff is then verified by
1:11:57
the Tourists Union and and the Tourists
1:12:00
Union like generally doesn't let anyone
1:12:02
come in without having an account
1:12:04
with them and being a quote-unquote
1:12:06
member of the union which
1:12:09
is to say paying them an exorbitant
1:12:11
fee. They're
1:12:13
effectively a very powerful travel
1:12:15
agency that only does travel agency
1:12:17
work inside of the sill. They
1:12:21
basically are toll collectors they get their cut
1:12:23
and they can connect you to other people
1:12:26
who can help right so like there's a
1:12:28
group of bodyguards and escorts here called
1:12:30
the chaperones and those
1:12:32
that you know the tourist union has a deal with
1:12:34
them you can get you know 15% off if you
1:12:36
go through the tourist union right of course that means
1:12:39
the tourist union knows that you've done that so some
1:12:41
people choose not to do that and they get their
1:12:43
own bodyguards elsewhere but but they're kind of like your
1:12:45
go-to group and so the question of just like how
1:12:47
loud or quiet you want to be here is up
1:12:50
to you the question of do you want to wait
1:12:52
the extra 12 hours for the
1:12:54
inner the inner door to unlock and open
1:12:56
is up to you but you're
1:12:58
basically in you're basically stuck
1:13:01
in traffic classic chime thing
1:13:03
waiting to be let through a
1:13:06
door or a portal or whatever you
1:13:08
know waiting to be scanned by the
1:13:11
fucking police what
1:13:14
are you all what's the vibe
1:13:17
are you on the ship did
1:13:19
you come some other way etc
1:13:24
also I just remember something I have to add to your connections
1:13:26
list which is that each of these folks can do favors for
1:13:28
you and you
1:13:30
wouldn't have done them already normally in
1:13:33
during character creation you call
1:13:35
on favor from your contacts to
1:13:37
build your character but you've already done that
1:13:39
with other characters but those con those favors
1:13:41
are still available and
1:13:43
so I'm gonna add them to this list right now so
1:13:46
that we can have them all here but
1:13:48
yeah so what's the what is the what is
1:13:50
the plan and
1:13:55
are you so are we on board this ship
1:13:59
and the ship is thing that has to wait you would also
1:14:01
have to wait well in the ship
1:14:03
right yeah and if you'd like to fuck the idea
1:14:05
here you would still have to wait also the
1:14:08
idea being that we could immediately try
1:14:11
and break the law by stopping the
1:14:13
fence oh yeah well it's on a fence sorry it's
1:14:15
a giant airlock that's big enough for yeah
1:14:18
sorry the fence was a metal then yes yes
1:14:20
you could you could hop the metaphor I could
1:14:22
have also said the turnstile yeah that would have
1:14:24
been clear although there might be a turn there
1:14:26
is a turnstile it's gigantic it's bigger because bigger
1:14:28
for a spaceship you
1:14:31
swipe for the people behind you they
1:14:33
won't let you know they track it
1:14:35
they're really really shitty about this yeah
1:14:39
yeah I think that at least for the time being
1:14:42
audience decided to wait inside the
1:14:45
cockpit of the kingdom okay I
1:14:47
think the kingdom come is parked
1:14:50
in one of these sort
1:14:52
of like landing bay things inside the
1:14:54
front gate with
1:14:56
the sort of cockpit
1:14:58
facing forward an audio is just
1:15:00
sitting there in the chair watching
1:15:02
the airlock door watching the people
1:15:05
milling about contrast
1:15:07
it to that you know
1:15:09
Audie's a robot I
1:15:11
feel like robots are pretty good waiters
1:15:14
make us bored if we're waiting make us bored
1:15:16
this is my first character decision 12 hours 12
1:15:21
hours do I see
1:15:23
you in the crowd through the screens
1:15:26
of the kingdom come oh
1:15:30
have you left the ship I missed that yeah like that I
1:15:33
don't know oh no no no I'm gonna show
1:15:35
them the ship okay I'm still in the ship
1:15:37
or I'm yeah I'm letting there are people milling
1:15:39
about that right I think they're like by a
1:15:41
machine yeah there's vending machine okay there's like a
1:15:44
little picnic area there's like there's a food court
1:15:46
there's probably a higher there's like a highway rest
1:15:48
stop but that's right toll booth yes a toll
1:15:50
booth rest stop that's exactly the vibe and a
1:15:52
truck weighing station and you know and the big
1:15:54
Sunoco where you can get your truck refilled and
1:15:57
I'm you know it is a it has
1:16:00
the New Jersey Parkway thing of like having
1:16:03
some local counterweight, you know celebrity
1:16:06
nothing nothing adds to
1:16:09
the experience of like a long day
1:16:11
of travel than just like being
1:16:13
full of like gas station snacks And
1:16:17
an energy drink So
1:16:20
you come back with a bunch of snacks for people Mako Yeah,
1:16:23
I've got beef jerky. I've got like
1:16:27
Entomans like Like
1:16:30
donuts and I've
1:16:32
also got hostess. I have two different kinds of
1:16:34
like shitty little chocolate donut I've
1:16:37
got you know sweet milky coffee
1:16:40
drinks like a frappuccino and
1:16:44
also coffee flavored energy
1:16:46
drinks and I've got Like
1:16:51
you know It's hard to pick
1:16:53
what kind of gummy you want. So it's like I
1:16:55
want dots. I want Swedish fish. I want a Jelly
1:16:58
bellies, I've you know, these are all the same
1:17:00
kind of thing really but and this is the
1:17:03
first time as a group You've
1:17:05
spent real time together Mako,
1:17:07
Quizler, Rising, just arms
1:17:09
absolutely full of snacks.
1:17:11
They have a Near
1:17:14
the front gate in like a little rest
1:17:16
stop. They have one of those What are
1:17:18
the names of those Coca-Cola machines that let
1:17:20
you mix your own drinks? Freestyle, Coke Freestyle.
1:17:22
They have a Coke freestyle machine for donuts
1:17:25
Do you do can
1:17:28
I give you my real life hacker
1:17:30
moment my stratus my actual time fogging
1:17:32
in real life? I was
1:17:34
at a five guys one time. This
1:17:36
is the old they've they since changed the firmware
1:17:39
But I know that I saw a guy put
1:17:41
in the special code into the Coke freestyle machine
1:17:43
There was three bubbles that you had to tap
1:17:46
anybody who worked in a machine with the freestyle
1:17:48
machine around that time can say Yeah, there was
1:17:50
three bubbles you had to tap and then it
1:17:52
opened the back end up and you could fuck
1:17:54
with Which syrups went to
1:17:56
which things and how much the ratios
1:17:59
were so? I used to always go
1:18:01
to those machines to make it
1:18:04
so that I could get a syrup that
1:18:06
wasn't technically allowed with another drink. You could
1:18:08
make wild mixes. I've done this before. I'm
1:18:10
going to link this in the chat. It's
1:18:13
important to me. Activate
1:18:15
the whiskey tube. It's stuff
1:18:18
that's like, well, okay, you want
1:18:21
cherry Coke. How much cherry is in
1:18:23
cherry Coke? Right? Or you
1:18:25
wanted to mix cherry and vanilla. I just had one of these where
1:18:28
they must have had it set like... It
1:18:31
felt like I had just browned seltzer water. Like
1:18:34
someone at the movie theater side, they were going to be
1:18:36
like, oh, they got rid of anything. This
1:18:39
also just happens because they're just bags in
1:18:41
there. They're super heavy. They're like
1:18:43
25 or 35 pound bags
1:18:45
of syrup. And sometimes that mix just
1:18:47
runs low. And you don't know until
1:18:50
someone complains. And sometimes you
1:18:52
find that bag is empty. People have
1:18:54
been drinking browned seltzer water all day
1:18:56
and not saying anything. And
1:18:58
then you get to change a bag out. I've changed many
1:19:00
of those bags in my life. There you go. Well,
1:19:02
one of those for donuts is my understanding.
1:19:05
And nevertheless, Mako showed off
1:19:07
with pre-packaged chocolate donuts. Okay,
1:19:11
I'll say now that we've introduced the
1:19:13
Coke freestyle machine for
1:19:15
donuts, I'm going to apply
1:19:18
my real life freestyle experience
1:19:22
to this and say that like, I
1:19:24
got combinations you couldn't get. I got a chocolate donut.
1:19:26
Oh, my friend. No, no, no, no, no. But we
1:19:28
got to roll some dice. Okay.
1:19:30
Also, wait, I'm sorry. Did we
1:19:32
not already have self-service dough dispensary
1:19:35
in counterweight already? We had a
1:19:37
beach episode. The
1:19:40
self-service dough? Yeah, it was
1:19:42
like a... Fried dough? Yeah, it was
1:19:44
like a... Oh, a churro. A churro situation.
1:19:47
Right. I mean... That's different.
1:19:50
Well, I'm saying that this is sort of like... This is
1:19:52
sort of a... Like Entomans would make both of these
1:19:54
machines. Oh, right. I see what you're saying. Yeah,
1:19:56
there was an Entomans brand. I see what you're
1:19:58
saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'd
1:20:00
do it free. This is like a
1:20:03
brand of pastry that Has
1:20:06
these machines throughout right? Yeah. Yeah.
1:20:08
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We this was
1:20:10
this was explicitly On
1:20:13
in episode 11 we talked about there
1:20:15
being a trur that came out of a machine Jack
1:20:19
I think you said it's a bad trip years later.
1:20:21
This is a cast. It still likes fried. Yeah, turns
1:20:23
out Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah,
1:20:25
uh-huh So
1:20:28
yeah Anyway,
1:20:37
yeah, the tank apparently said industrial choro
1:20:39
goo on it So
1:20:43
I want to roll some dice Check
1:20:48
this out. We're not gonna use we're not gonna use it
1:20:50
is a hack role Work
1:20:53
here's here's one of the things that we're gonna
1:20:55
change about how we did this Which
1:20:58
is before we were rolling
1:21:01
dice in the slash roll system, you
1:21:03
know You know where you slash roll
1:21:05
and you rolled like 3d6 and they're like and
1:21:07
then we would have to also roll Hurt
1:21:10
die separately or maybe
1:21:13
we're like the last two counters hurt die or something because
1:21:15
it's it's Not it wasn't
1:21:17
cuz it rolls cuz it rolls them all at
1:21:19
once tricky tricky tricky tricky Now
1:21:22
do you see these dice on the screen? We
1:21:25
just grab some action dice and grab some
1:21:27
hurt dice if we need them and grab
1:21:29
some push dice Oh, well, I roll them
1:21:31
on like a roll them up here right
1:21:33
click right, you know I can't
1:21:35
just like throw them so you can you click and
1:21:37
drag them as like a unit Right, and
1:21:39
then you can right click them hit multi-sided and then
1:21:41
hit random side boom and
1:21:43
what's that right for everybody? Nothing
1:21:46
make sure we're looking those like a three of five and
1:21:48
six and a three. Perfect. So we all see the same
1:21:51
thing Love that. So yeah, um,
1:21:53
let's roll some die here. You're
1:21:55
rolling against just the default I
1:21:57
guess actually I know exactly what you're rolling against
1:22:00
which is on-screen
1:22:03
roll yeah how do we yeah yeah
1:22:05
yeah great yeah let me let me
1:22:17
see here okay yeah yeah
1:22:19
I just want to say before while we're
1:22:21
getting into roles and characters
1:22:24
yeah to
1:22:27
the end even choose
1:22:29
your goose that's what
1:22:31
it's called we just haven't spoken
1:22:33
about any of the like adjectives on our
1:22:35
character sheet you're right we should go over
1:22:38
those and we should have a fashion romance
1:22:40
we should do on Mako right now and
1:22:42
then yes I agree Mako what are
1:22:47
your adjectives clever
1:22:49
quick and charming love it what are you
1:22:52
wearing what do you look like what are
1:22:54
your what are your but you're what's
1:22:57
the weather and this is a this is
1:22:59
a nice place is a big cheese a
1:23:01
nice place but yeah there is like a
1:23:03
thing that happens here that you know about
1:23:05
okay which is it has very old and
1:23:08
and remember this predates the golden war which
1:23:10
is an old right as a decade ago
1:23:12
or whatever 15 years 10 years but
1:23:15
it wasn't so it's not ancient or anything but
1:23:17
it is decades old compared to the rest of the
1:23:19
domes which are all very new and it
1:23:21
was an experimental thing and
1:23:23
it was not built for
1:23:26
sustaining against a apocalyptic world-destroying
1:23:28
crisis it was built to
1:23:31
keep the regular weather out and so it's
1:23:33
been updated and once
1:23:36
the while the air filters will
1:23:38
break in a really weird way
1:23:40
that turns the like toxic dust
1:23:42
from outside into a
1:23:44
pale white dust and
1:23:47
it'll fuck up the HVAC so it gets
1:23:49
cold and so it's like there's snow in here
1:23:51
sometimes no
1:23:54
storm will actually come through ash
1:23:56
it's basically ash that comes through okay
1:23:58
and that and for whatever reason It's
1:24:00
uh it's snowy. So it is actually I'm
1:24:02
gonna say it up front. This
1:24:04
is a this is a winter holiday special It's
1:24:07
snowy in there right now. Yeah, okay,
1:24:09
so then I'm wearing I'm
1:24:14
wearing some bright
1:24:16
green sweat pants that have zippers
1:24:19
at the knees to turn them
1:24:21
into sweat And
1:24:26
This is based off of a pair of Cargo
1:24:28
short pants that I had as a
1:24:30
kid that were popular in the early
1:24:32
2000s. I think for some reason And
1:24:39
I'm wearing a It's
1:24:44
I'm wearing it's a tank top
1:24:48
with some Some
1:24:52
logo it's like You
1:24:55
know future Walmart tank
1:24:58
top tucked
1:25:00
into the sweatpants, but then also like
1:25:02
a coat like a the
1:25:05
kind of coat that Rich
1:25:07
people and people that are genuinely
1:25:09
cold would wear in Now
1:25:12
where it's like got the puffy segments
1:25:14
and it's got fur on the hood.
1:25:16
Yeah. Yeah and
1:25:20
and like
1:25:24
like a North face is what I'm thinking or yeah,
1:25:26
and Yeah, North face
1:25:28
or a candidate candidate. Yeah.
1:25:31
Yeah Like
1:25:33
the big Canadian logo like the yeah the
1:25:35
red enormous and
1:25:38
then die seemingly Well,
1:25:41
I will tell you something the Canadian goose one
1:25:43
of the Canada goose one was all
1:25:45
over Canada They every one of my students
1:25:47
had one of those Because
1:25:50
it genuinely got cold
1:25:52
right I know yes, I understand but then you
1:25:54
don't need that yeah I know it gets cold
1:25:56
as shit in Massachusetts, but there's people wearing $2,000
1:26:00
Right. Like sub, you know, sub
1:26:02
zero rated for minus 30 temperature.
1:26:04
And it's like, guys, it's 20
1:26:06
degrees out. We're a regular show.
1:26:08
You can see the things that people wear in Los
1:26:10
Angeles. Yeah. It's 50 degrees. Cause
1:26:14
it's winter clothing. So, and I'm
1:26:16
wearing what, what are their, they're
1:26:18
essentially they're closed toed flip flops.
1:26:21
Um, so the plastic for what would be
1:26:23
a normal flop. My drink. Is,
1:26:29
uh, it looks like a flip flop. All the
1:26:31
plastic for wear and the padding for where the
1:26:33
flip flop would be is, is,
1:26:35
um, like is
1:26:38
colored. It's, uh, like, uh,
1:26:40
like, like pink. Um,
1:26:42
but then the rest of the shoe is
1:26:44
clear plastic. So
1:26:46
it's a shoe that visibly, it looks like a flip
1:26:48
flop. Wow. Okay. I
1:26:51
see what I say. Yeah. Okay. You know what I mean?
1:26:53
Yeah. I guess I do. I
1:26:56
do. I do. I do think I
1:26:58
understand. You got it from a Coke
1:27:00
freestyle machine. Vassu. Yeah. Yeah. You're
1:27:03
not supposed to be able to have them. Yeah.
1:27:05
Yeah. Definitely not. Uh,
1:27:08
and then let's go over your verbs really quick. Um,
1:27:11
so my, my learning
1:27:13
programs are engineer, engineer, and criminal, uh, which
1:27:16
means that, uh, I'm, uh, really
1:27:20
good at operating Cokes. I have a three out of
1:27:22
five each of those and then a very good with
1:27:24
hack. I have four and then I
1:27:26
have a two in shoot and prowl and a
1:27:28
one in detect, fight,
1:27:32
move, and treat. Love it. Uh,
1:27:34
I'll note, um, on top of your, your
1:27:36
adjectives that you have set, you also have
1:27:39
objects. Um, uh, we don't have to
1:27:41
go too deep into them, but, uh, it might be
1:27:43
worth thinking about headjack for this one. Um, uh,
1:27:46
the way this game works is you
1:27:48
have a difficulty set by the, uh,
1:27:51
oppositions. Actually, let's go
1:27:53
through the whole thing. One, recharge, push dice. What
1:27:55
are pushed dice? Push dice are a
1:27:58
resource that you can spend. to
1:28:00
a role in order to increase
1:28:03
the chance that you succeed at what you want to do.
1:28:06
You start with three of them and
1:28:08
as you you can always use
1:28:10
them as when you have
1:28:13
them and you'll get them back from
1:28:15
kind of action to action but but
1:28:17
if you succeed in
1:28:20
this game you can there's
1:28:22
a chance for you to spend those push dice on something
1:28:24
I'll explain in a second. So let's
1:28:27
just walk through this for now. One,
1:28:29
recharge your push dice. You got them. Yeah,
1:28:31
there's three of them. You got them over
1:28:33
here to your left. Two,
1:28:35
assemble your dice. The player gets a number of
1:28:38
action dice equal to her rating in the verb
1:28:40
she's using. She can add a push dice for
1:28:42
each positive adjective object or tag that helps her.
1:28:44
She must take a hurt die for each negative
1:28:46
adjective she has. You don't have any hurt die.
1:28:49
We'll talk about that in the future. For now,
1:28:51
are you going to use
1:28:53
your any of your push dice on
1:28:55
this role? Yeah,
1:28:58
I'm gonna use my push dice.
1:29:00
For how are you doing it?
1:29:02
What adjective or object are
1:29:05
you using to let you use a or
1:29:08
tag are you using for push dice? So
1:29:12
like you said I have the head
1:29:14
jack device. Its
1:29:17
tags are cerebral input experimental
1:29:19
linked nerve linked and dermal
1:29:21
linked. Pretty much any of
1:29:23
those I could go towards this
1:29:25
which means I could probably use all of my push
1:29:27
dice on this role which I'm not
1:29:30
going to do. Sure. I'm just
1:29:32
gonna use one. Okay, which one?
1:29:34
Pick one here. I'm
1:29:37
gonna use it for the whole hand jack if you wanted to
1:29:39
and just say like that's the thing. You don't have to get
1:29:41
it. Yeah, sure. Yeah, just the head. And then none from your
1:29:43
adjectives. Or I'll say just to
1:29:46
dermal link. There's like a hand pad. Yeah,
1:29:48
I think the same thing. Yeah, you we
1:29:50
get the shot of your hand touching it
1:29:53
and like the early 2000s
1:29:55
like zoom in that shows that like
1:29:57
you know you've zoomed in on your
1:29:59
hand. and doing a little
1:30:01
connection to the Edmonds created file. It
1:30:03
looks like a home scanner where the
1:30:05
thing is... Sorry, the Edmonds choose your
1:30:07
goos machine. Yeah, it's use your goos.
1:30:11
But then you're not going to use any of your adjectives.
1:30:13
Clever, quick, or charming here? No.
1:30:16
Okay. So then that gives you five
1:30:18
dice. And then the second thing
1:30:20
here is describe the... Or the third thing,
1:30:22
describe your action. So
1:30:27
I've got the dermal link set
1:30:29
up. I've got a
1:30:33
sort of like a
1:30:36
new panel sort of pushes the old
1:30:38
panel out of the way. And it gives
1:30:40
you access to the back end. And I'm just like looking...
1:30:43
I'm seeing this is like a
1:30:46
group. There's like groups
1:30:48
of doze, cook
1:30:51
styles, and toppings. And
1:30:53
I'm just seeing which ones you
1:30:55
can add together. And it lets you do like weird
1:30:58
like... Well, let's see if you can have a... Okay,
1:31:01
well, I'm just I'm seeing that you can make
1:31:03
stuff that doesn't even make... Sure. I'm
1:31:05
going to have a donut that's two
1:31:07
kinds of does cooked two different ways. Like
1:31:09
I won't do this even if I asked
1:31:11
it to. Right, right, right. Like
1:31:14
things that would be impossible to achieve even
1:31:16
by the machine. Importantly, you're just seeing this
1:31:18
in like an interface. You're
1:31:20
not in the world of... No. You're
1:31:23
not entering the mesh in that way. And in fact,
1:31:25
again, there isn't that sort of mesh in the space
1:31:27
without going to the holidays. World of goo. Well, this
1:31:29
is just the other world of goo, actually, I guess.
1:31:33
But yeah, okay. So now, roll the dice.
1:31:35
The player rolls all of her action, push,
1:31:37
and hurt dice. The hurt dice cancel any
1:31:39
matching action and push dice. So if you
1:31:41
were hurt from an adjective, a negative adjective,
1:31:43
which we'll talk about in a second, you
1:31:46
would... It could be
1:31:48
a problem. But thankfully, you don't have any of those.
1:31:50
And what you rolled is... What do you roll here?
1:31:53
I rolled a two twos, a
1:31:55
three, a five, and a six. Take your highest. Simple.
1:31:58
Your six is the highest. Determine the
1:32:00
reaction the verb the target uses
1:32:02
to react Determines
1:32:05
his reaction rating for each positive adjective
1:32:07
object or tag that helps him He
1:32:09
can discharge or push dice and increase
1:32:11
his reaction rating by one. You're
1:32:13
going against two here this this Edamids
1:32:17
choose your goos machine only has a two
1:32:19
in the counter thing, which is
1:32:21
also hacked Yeah, that's not enough
1:32:23
to beat your six and I don't have any push dice
1:32:26
if I had pushed ice I could spend them to try
1:32:28
to like get my defense to
1:32:30
resist here But I don't have that right
1:32:32
and that's different than discharging you would be
1:32:34
giving me back a push die that you
1:32:36
had is not correct No,
1:32:39
that's then that's the other thing
1:32:41
to increase the effect from sticky to law
1:32:43
right at normal point I mean that you're
1:32:45
doing is if I could go back
1:32:47
to where it was before we where did where did your black
1:32:49
die go? Oh, it's it was it's in
1:32:51
discharge Let's keep them all up there for a second
1:32:53
because that's we're not done the role yet at this
1:32:55
point We resolved the role players result
1:32:58
is higher than targets reaction rating her
1:33:00
actions effective So your actions going to
1:33:02
be effective then you apply the adjective
1:33:04
with an effective action The player asserts
1:33:06
a new adjective on the target by
1:33:08
default the adjective is fleeting you
1:33:10
can spend one push die to
1:33:13
make it sticky or two to make
1:33:15
it locked a Fleeting
1:33:18
adjective is gone once The
1:33:20
person who's affected by it takes action
1:33:23
to address that it's there that might
1:33:25
be immediate or it might be an
1:33:27
hour from now right, yeah But
1:33:30
you're applying an adjective in this case you're applying the
1:33:32
because of the way technical works You're applying the adage
1:33:34
of not to the machine, but to like whoever
1:33:37
runs enemy
1:33:39
likes the security Yes,
1:33:42
and this particular case it is the
1:33:44
it is the CTT or the sorry
1:33:46
the CCT that counter rate thought it
1:33:48
can rate Technocracies like a local like
1:33:50
network Defender right
1:33:52
the person who who takes can who
1:33:55
looks at all of the defenses inside
1:33:57
of this little zone right
1:33:59
this this? the front gate basically. Sure.
1:34:02
And this, like the head guard here basically,
1:34:05
does not have a high hack, and
1:34:07
so easily was hacked here. And
1:34:11
you could give them a short... That's good to
1:34:13
know. That's who it is. You've learned a little
1:34:15
information here. So yeah, you can apply a fleeting
1:34:17
adjective of your choice. And
1:34:22
I'm a... Or you could spend... And I'm
1:34:24
a planning to set to one push die to make
1:34:26
it sticky, and spend as in to
1:34:28
give to you. Give me that push die, correct.
1:34:30
Yes. And then I would get to use that
1:34:33
against y'all on the other side of
1:34:35
this, right? And that, we go back and forth on
1:34:37
that, and eventually you've got a little information, and you
1:34:39
get your push dice back, and then you can kind
1:34:41
of make some big swings as you try to figure
1:34:43
out the mystery. And
1:34:48
so because I'm applying
1:34:50
it to this person instead
1:34:52
of the thing, it wouldn't be something
1:34:55
like free because... Correct. You're
1:34:57
not applying it to the machine. It'd
1:35:00
be something like outfoxed. Right, 100%. Outfoxed,
1:35:02
distracted. Confused,
1:35:05
whatever you... Humiliated. Yeah,
1:35:09
or... You know. The
1:35:16
thing I wanna say is, we should go
1:35:18
quick with these. We should do our best. Let's
1:35:21
not let the perfect
1:35:23
be the enemy of the good. Distracted, distracted
1:35:25
is good enough. How is it that you've
1:35:27
distracted them from this? How is it that
1:35:29
you've made a little noise somewhere so that
1:35:31
they don't notice you hacking the
1:35:33
enderman's machine? Maybe
1:35:38
just sending some junk to a terminal. Oh,
1:35:41
sure. Yeah, and
1:35:43
it's like opening autoplay, ad spam.
1:35:45
Oh, I love that. Distracted,
1:35:48
ad spam.
1:35:50
Okay. So
1:35:52
yeah, normally, this
1:35:54
allows you to do something that would have tripped
1:35:56
an alarm normally, or they would have noticed the
1:35:58
signal, but it just lost... and the mess of
1:36:00
all this other stuff and you're able to get
1:36:02
what you want here. The remainder
1:36:05
of this, the remainder of the dice roll
1:36:07
thing is, let me
1:36:09
make sure we don't skip any steps for
1:36:11
the first roll. I've
1:36:13
lost my my
1:36:16
whole little breakdown. Where did it
1:36:18
go? I had it up and I lost it.
1:36:20
Do you want me to tell you what donuts
1:36:22
I'm getting? Tell me about your donuts.
1:36:24
Okay. So are you getting everybody a
1:36:26
donut? Or are you like is it a custom
1:36:28
donut per person? Are you just getting your interested,
1:36:30
your interested in your donuts? You're
1:36:33
gonna get donuts for your grab-back.
1:36:35
I'm doing, I'm doing a,
1:36:38
get a handful of donuts and
1:36:41
people can dibs them. Right. Sure.
1:36:43
So I'm getting a
1:36:46
chocolate glazed jelly filled.
1:36:49
I'm getting a chocolate glazed
1:36:51
then regular
1:36:54
glazed. I'm
1:36:56
getting an old-fashioned cream
1:36:59
filled and
1:37:01
then I'm getting a sprinkles
1:37:07
then glazed then sprinkles
1:37:10
then chocolate coated. Okay.
1:37:13
So you're getting four donuts. You're not getting
1:37:15
any extras. So everyone has to pick from
1:37:17
this set. I guess Audie will
1:37:19
not be eating a donut probably. I
1:37:21
will not. You can
1:37:23
still have one. Maybe I just want to hold on.
1:37:25
I do know. Yeah, you can just have a donut.
1:37:27
Okay. Look at a donut.
1:37:31
Okay. Well at this point,
1:37:33
I'm guessing by the way distracted was just
1:37:35
a temporary one. Just a loose one. Yeah,
1:37:37
I'm not gonna. Okay. Then
1:37:40
yeah. So then now we can go ahead discharge
1:37:42
that push die. It goes over in your little
1:37:44
right column like you did before over there and
1:37:46
then the rest of them pull back down to
1:37:48
the action dice segment and then the last step
1:37:50
here respect the adjective play
1:37:52
continues with the new adjective representing
1:37:55
a change in the narrative and
1:37:58
so like Audie I think you actually see some of the this, which
1:38:00
is like, some of the CCT
1:38:03
guards are like, were milling about near
1:38:05
one of these picnic tables I described, and
1:38:07
they get a call. And then
1:38:09
so they're breaks over and then they get
1:38:12
up and start heading towards like the nearest,
1:38:15
like guard post, you know, outpost.
1:38:20
Something's up. And
1:38:23
so something that could have happened,
1:38:25
yes, is that I could have
1:38:27
spent to die, give them to
1:38:29
you made distracted locked and made
1:38:32
this a very different kind of situation that
1:38:34
we're I would say that if you did
1:38:36
that, we probably want something bigger than distracted,
1:38:39
or like, distracted, but it have already
1:38:41
be you've sent them evidence
1:38:43
of their spouses infidelity.
1:38:46
And now they are distracted, oh, no,
1:38:48
like a bigger, longer term. I mean,
1:38:51
yeah, permanent is even bigger than that, right?
1:38:54
Because I think a thing to say here
1:38:56
is there's kind of three tiers of adjective,
1:38:58
there is fleeting, I believe, I
1:39:00
believe the word that we use for that is fleeting,
1:39:03
there is sticky, and
1:39:05
then there's permanent. And, you know, jet,
1:39:09
an example that comes up in the book is
1:39:11
that you might break an
1:39:14
arm, and that would be sticky, you
1:39:16
might sever an arm, and that would be
1:39:18
permanent. Right? Yeah. And
1:39:20
so like, permanent is a
1:39:22
big deal, you know, right?
1:39:25
But I'm just saying like, this is something these
1:39:27
are the levels of what I already I had
1:39:29
learned. So you could not sorry, you could not
1:39:31
have done a two things, you only
1:39:33
rolled one push die. You can only
1:39:35
spend push dice that you actually added to the
1:39:37
role. Oh, sure. Okay, okay.
1:39:40
So it's you're spending discharge dice, you're
1:39:42
not spending holdover. Correct. You're not spending
1:39:44
the holdover dice for resisting not correct,
1:39:46
correct, or helping I want to because
1:39:49
you can also help others by discharging
1:39:52
a die. And that yeah, adds something
1:39:55
I'll have to look it up when it comes to make
1:39:57
my hypothetical more realistic.
1:40:00
I could spend I could have spent this
1:40:02
core and push die to make it sticky
1:40:04
to then like have having Substantively
1:40:08
changed our situation in terms of should
1:40:10
be say and what I'm gonna say
1:40:12
is right now. Yeah, yes, correct Yeah,
1:40:14
yeah, if you want to like capitalize
1:40:16
on this this second, it would help
1:40:18
you the person is still distracted
1:40:21
They're doing the things they need to do
1:40:24
to get undistracted that will happen. But if
1:40:26
you all decided fuck it we're sneaking in
1:40:29
We're leaving the ship here then you
1:40:31
could do that I've seems like a
1:40:33
good way of giving yourself away is
1:40:35
leaving the whole ship behind I think
1:40:37
they would figure out who it's luck
1:40:39
asked if that was the case But
1:40:41
they're very bad tourist union who didn't yeah,
1:40:44
exactly. They don't know they don't know who ship this is So
1:40:47
Mako returns with the donuts in hand
1:40:50
Cass Aria, who
1:40:53
do you think of this guy and his donuts? And
1:40:57
my stack of other things. Oh, right
1:40:59
also the other the energy drain is
1:41:01
this is a smorgasbrough, uh-huh It
1:41:07
feels risky you
1:41:10
say as much that in character no
1:41:14
I'm passing. Oh, I think it's like You
1:41:17
don't want to say that I mean Maybe
1:41:19
like looking for like a sympathetic glance
1:41:22
first to Audie who does
1:41:24
not return the
1:41:27
glance and then maybe
1:41:29
to Aria I Mean
1:41:32
to tell you what Audie does know you're right We've
1:41:36
established that they don't do
1:41:38
sympathetic glances Not
1:41:40
today, but before so
1:41:42
if this is again your first time here Does
1:41:46
does odd eat anything or have
1:41:48
a food analog? No,
1:41:52
and can I have gotten it not
1:41:54
really I realize that this is
1:41:56
the opposite of yes and but historically,
1:41:59
Odie does really eat
1:42:01
or drink. Oh
1:42:03
sleep they sort of tone themselves off. That's
1:42:05
a huge thing with us. We've always got
1:42:07
at least one person that's going to drink.
1:42:09
It's weird but yeah. Seems true. It's
1:42:13
so true. Hey I mean that's
1:42:15
fun. I got you a trucker
1:42:17
hat. Thank
1:42:20
you. Does it say something on it or is it just color?
1:42:23
It says I
1:42:26
break for and then like
1:42:29
an emoji of a toilet. For
1:42:34
toilet. Yeah like I go to I only thought
1:42:36
to go to the bathroom. Okay.
1:42:40
Blading this to Audi. Looking
1:42:43
perplexed. Going
1:42:45
to the bathroom is a thing that. I
1:42:48
thought it would be ironic. Okay. Thank
1:42:51
you. I thought it was like
1:42:53
I break toilets. No
1:42:56
no. Don't understand toilets. Toilets
1:42:58
would be like the hardest thing for a robot to
1:43:01
understand right. We agree on that. I think
1:43:04
it's that or the mystery of human life and love.
1:43:07
Or the other. But it's
1:43:09
like it's neck and neck. Yeah. And
1:43:12
they poop. Aria.
1:43:15
Aria and Cass I need to know
1:43:17
which donuts you're taking and also I'd
1:43:20
like to know what you think of
1:43:22
this. Yeah. I think
1:43:24
I'd like the chocolate glaze with the regular
1:43:26
glaze on top. Good choice. Which
1:43:28
of these doesn't have any filling. The
1:43:31
one that oh
1:43:33
the one that Cass took and
1:43:35
then also the glaze sprinkles
1:43:38
glaze sprinkles doesn't have
1:43:40
filling. Wait. There's two
1:43:43
different sprinkles. Right. You're normally not
1:43:45
allowed to mix glaze and sprinkles but
1:43:47
this is glaze and sprinkles twice each.
1:43:50
Wait so double layers? It's
1:43:52
double. Yeah four layers to each
1:43:55
glaze and sprinkles chocolate
1:43:57
sprinkles. Think
1:44:00
that's too sweet Aria
1:44:04
immediately realizes this when she takes a bite
1:44:06
Oh Texturally
1:44:08
very nothing at that though Yeah
1:44:13
I'm going I'm gonna have
1:44:15
the chocolate glaze jelly filled.
1:44:18
This sounds so gross to me I
1:44:20
sound so good. I don't like a chocolate donut
1:44:23
as it is So
1:44:25
or a glaze really yeah Yeah,
1:44:27
I don't like it. I like chocolate glaze that
1:44:30
specific kind of chocolate donut. I really like They're
1:44:33
like cakey donut. Yeah, I don't I don't
1:44:35
it's too much too rich Anyone's
1:44:38
getting up to anything during this downtime any
1:44:41
other convert like icebreakers between this crew and
1:44:43
he So
1:44:45
I'm there's maybe a Dunkin donuts thing. It's not
1:44:47
a nice enough donut to be rich. You know,
1:44:49
I mean um Is
1:44:53
there like I want
1:44:56
to have like a conversation about the security
1:44:59
But I don't know What
1:45:02
this like oh I do But
1:45:05
like I want cast to
1:45:07
say something smart But
1:45:09
art is done. Okay. I see what you
1:45:11
mean. I know I I get
1:45:14
it now art doesn't know about the
1:45:17
security What
1:45:20
kind of smart thing might you want to say if
1:45:22
you knew how to say it, you
1:45:24
know like identifying You
1:45:27
know identifying the weak point if we are
1:45:29
gonna go around this blockade What's
1:45:32
the how do we hop the fence? What's
1:45:34
the I identified the dumbass in charge as
1:45:36
a weak point? Sure
1:45:40
How do you know he's a dumbass? Because
1:45:42
I stole a bunch of donuts by
1:45:45
sending spammed his computer. It took one second
1:45:47
Do you think the donut guy is
1:45:50
the same guy as the fence hopping?
1:45:52
Yes Wow,
1:45:55
I can't believe I can't believe we
1:45:57
lost a ward of people who would tasks
1:46:00
like this. I
1:46:03
think that they're trying to make the donuts extra
1:46:05
secure, not that they're trying to make the gate
1:46:07
less secure by outsourcing it to a donut man.
1:46:12
You know, there are things that you could do that
1:46:15
are, they think that like, you're not going to leave
1:46:17
the ship behind, but you could clear the record of
1:46:19
who you are or you try to get
1:46:22
information from these folks or something like that, you
1:46:25
know, that stuff is all on the table, technically,
1:46:27
I want to make sure that like, if
1:46:29
we leave the ship, are there like, are there
1:46:31
like people we can talk to? Or they're like the
1:46:33
security people just like the security people who were just
1:46:36
around just went back to their security booth, you
1:46:38
can go bother them, but they are, they
1:46:40
have been called back to duty. And there are
1:46:43
other people, like I said, milling about here and
1:46:45
there, I don't know that you necessarily, you know,
1:46:47
you could you could roll to see if there's
1:46:49
anybody here to see if you want to, if
1:46:51
there's someone to recognize, I'm looking at your contacts
1:46:53
to see, like none of your people are here.
1:46:56
I don't think bothering the
1:46:59
security people feels like a
1:47:01
bad. Sure, sure, sure. Is
1:47:03
there a high occupancy
1:47:05
vehicle lane or an emergency route? No,
1:47:07
no, everyone's here for 12 hours. It's
1:47:09
an airlock. The whole thing has to
1:47:12
open. What if like an
1:47:14
ambulance? There is medical, there is a
1:47:16
medical station here. Right. There's a doctor
1:47:18
on staff. Right. Right. So
1:47:20
someone really important needs to come in, they
1:47:22
just schedule it so that they're here when
1:47:24
the doors open. Exactly. Well,
1:47:27
if the if the if the security people
1:47:29
are back there, I think I think we should all just sort of like walk
1:47:32
over and see what the fence jumping area
1:47:34
is like. There's no fence to
1:47:36
jump. It would be a metaphor. It's an
1:47:39
airlock. It's
1:47:42
the whole 12 hours. There. Now, is there a
1:47:44
way to get through this without the airlock? Yeah,
1:47:47
probably. Yeah, but that. Yeah,
1:47:50
I mean, you can always breathe or there might
1:47:52
be back ways through hallways and through other you
1:47:54
know what I mean? All right, individual do the
1:47:56
people is the question is like,
1:47:58
do the people who work here need to wait
1:48:00
12 hours before leaving or do they
1:48:02
have like a TSA style side entrance
1:48:04
you know um though I
1:48:06
think actually TSA people yeah let's find that right TSA people
1:48:09
do have to go through the thing
1:48:11
I think so I think there might
1:48:13
be other types of side entrances though maybe
1:48:16
I'm wrong anyway um
1:48:18
so yeah you could you could try to
1:48:20
look for that type of stuff uh again I'm not trying
1:48:22
you could just wait in the ship for 12 hours we
1:48:24
don't have to even record for 12 hours we can just
1:48:26
say where we just hand wave it we just hand wave
1:48:28
it's opened I'm just looking up for the
1:48:31
audience who I don't want to have to wait 12 hours
1:48:33
they have they can go
1:48:35
some this is something else you know Ali cut in
1:48:37
12 hours of dead air real
1:48:41
we're playing we're doing it real run to the
1:48:43
table is real from now on let's send one
1:48:45
delete our accounts it's our Aristotelian now uh
1:48:50
well we do it in several parts
1:48:52
sure yeah part four is
1:48:56
three hours of dead air I guess Henry Kissinger decided
1:48:58
to make like Spotify and call it a
1:49:00
wrap sorry
1:49:04
go on is that from someone else is that from
1:49:06
you? no I
1:49:09
just saw that on twitter this second and I
1:49:11
didn't say it out loud um
1:49:15
I'm happy to I mean now that I've got a pile of
1:49:17
snacks in front of me yeah you've done
1:49:19
what you need to do I'm happy to wait yeah I got you right
1:49:21
yeah yeah all
1:49:24
right maybe maybe waiting is the right idea
1:49:26
maybe um here
1:49:31
here's the thing here's why I know why
1:49:33
art is like how do we get because
1:49:35
we've all played games with Austin and we
1:49:38
know that Austin's gonna be like something happened
1:49:40
in this 12 hours that you didn't get
1:49:42
the world news stands up from the from
1:49:44
the pilot seats and turns to the people
1:49:47
in the cockpit we know that the kingdom
1:49:49
comes cockpit is small and
1:49:51
cramped and kind of cobbled together
1:49:53
from various bits and pieces um
1:49:56
listeners who have listened to counterweight of course know
1:49:58
that the kingdom come was like a
1:50:01
military vessel at a pivotal moment during
1:50:03
the Golden War, but now it is
1:50:07
full of the donuts from Enterman's Choose
1:50:09
Your Goose machine. Yep. And
1:50:12
I think Audie says, we're
1:50:14
wasting time. Do you three always stand
1:50:16
around? I was getting snacks.
1:50:19
Getting snacks is not taking action in a
1:50:21
way that is going to help us. You,
1:50:24
Apostolician, do you always stand around?
1:50:27
I think we've been doing recon. Recon looking
1:50:29
out of windows. I
1:50:32
did recon at the Enterman's machine. And
1:50:35
who's the driver who got us stuck in traffic? The
1:50:38
traffic was, I couldn't control how the traffic
1:50:40
went. I was moving exactly
1:50:43
as planned. They put the
1:50:45
schedule online. They
1:50:47
put the schedule holidays in. I
1:50:50
do not have access to the schedules online.
1:50:53
I respond based on the information that I'm
1:50:55
given. And Audie touches
1:50:57
the top of their head where their
1:50:59
antenna, which would have previously been connected
1:51:01
to the mesh, is now dead metal.
1:51:07
And I think that they tap the front of
1:51:10
their vest, which says security on
1:51:12
the front of it. Don't do that, it does.
1:51:16
And they say, I'm going
1:51:18
to go and talk to the guards. Follow
1:51:20
me or not. And just metal
1:51:23
feet against metal floor of the
1:51:25
kingdom come, heads out towards the
1:51:27
exit bay. Audie is going to
1:51:29
go and head to the guard
1:51:31
point that they saw the low-voiced
1:51:34
toadies heading off to. Yeah,
1:51:37
it's us. Is the ship
1:51:39
gonna fly itself? It's parked. It's
1:51:41
parked. It's anchored.
1:51:44
No, it's parked. It's on the ground. I
1:51:46
thought we were- Oh, right. I
1:51:48
thought we were in traffic. No, no, no,
1:51:50
this is an airlock. You've landed, you're
1:51:52
on the ground. You've landed,
1:51:55
you're in like a cargo hold,
1:51:57
basically. It's visually traffic, but spiritually,
1:51:59
it's- It's a it's a waiting
1:52:01
room. Yeah, the real analogy that we
1:52:03
hit before of it's a rest stop
1:52:05
at a toll booth is exactly right.
1:52:07
I Thought was
1:52:09
like if a toll booth had a rest stop like you
1:52:11
were just like the traffic was so bad. Oh No,
1:52:15
no, no, it's like it's like if the toll
1:52:17
booth existed at the
1:52:19
rest stop you don't go park you
1:52:22
know won't It's
1:52:25
like when a bus goes across and then
1:52:27
every 12 hours it opened up its arms
1:52:29
right exactly. Yeah Anyway,
1:52:32
oh, do you head not by yourself
1:52:35
and the rails going with audie? I'm
1:52:38
gonna leave room for people to come and follow
1:52:42
Yeah, sure You
1:52:44
head over to this this little I'm literally
1:52:47
picturing it like a toll booth now, which
1:52:49
isn't right probably but it's just
1:52:52
a toll booth out among the
1:52:54
cars and the spaceships and There
1:52:57
is like one hover truck that's parked nearby and
1:52:59
in the middle of it all is like a
1:53:01
little circular booth
1:53:03
with a pair of guards
1:53:06
a pair of security guards
1:53:08
there While
1:53:10
we're walking I lean over to Casson like roll
1:53:12
after jerk. Yeah I Think
1:53:17
I want to be like three paces behind
1:53:20
and sort of like hanging back if all
1:53:22
these about to like Mess
1:53:32
up right. I want to
1:53:34
have a different angle I'll
1:53:37
be a team player and I will stand with body.
1:53:41
Hello Just
1:53:43
give us a second. We're typing beep
1:53:45
beep beep boop. Uh What's
1:53:48
your inquiry? I'm looking for
1:53:50
a missing man. I'm looking for a missing man. That's
1:53:52
not what we do here We are
1:53:54
not detectives He
1:53:57
will be on your books between
1:54:00
you and Mako are
1:54:02
books. Looks around the room.
1:54:05
We all got books. I
1:54:07
have reason to believe that you have
1:54:09
detained this individual. This is not,
1:54:11
you would know that this is
1:54:13
not, this is not the mobsters.
1:54:15
The mobsters have detained this individual.
1:54:18
Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that
1:54:20
these were mob toadies in addition to... No,
1:54:22
no, no. These are, these people work for
1:54:24
the, this is the
1:54:26
opposite. Coffee is technically their boss.
1:54:31
Okay. Okay, maybe this
1:54:33
is the, do they know coffee is missing? You
1:54:36
have no idea. Okay, new
1:54:38
angle. Yeah,
1:54:41
I mean here, I guess you would know, here's
1:54:43
what you know. Or it seems to be wanting to
1:54:45
keep it secret and dealt
1:54:47
with that a CCT operative
1:54:50
has been, or administrator, has
1:54:52
been captured and
1:54:54
is being held captive by
1:54:56
the mob, by the Ithikos family.
1:55:01
You know, maybe you don't know Orth well enough
1:55:03
to know this yet. Oh,
1:55:05
to know Orth's affect here?
1:55:07
Yeah, but the
1:55:10
audience might recognize that Orth knows
1:55:12
that this could blow up. Maybe
1:55:15
he says this much. I want this dealt with
1:55:17
as quietly as possible because I
1:55:20
need this to not blow up. We
1:55:23
don't need another fire on this planet right
1:55:25
now. And so what they might know here
1:55:27
is they might not have heard from
1:55:29
coffee, but they might not know that a ransom
1:55:31
note has basically been sent. Yes.
1:55:35
I'm looking for coffee as a cotta. Oh, high
1:55:38
roller. Well,
1:55:40
coffee is probably in the home office
1:55:43
and if you want we can send a message ahead. Let's
1:55:46
pick pronouns for coffee so that we have
1:55:48
those sets. I've been
1:55:50
saying he him, but earlier
1:55:53
did you imply that you were using she her
1:55:55
pronouns for coffee? I don't think I
1:55:57
did. Okay, coffee, he him. So
1:56:00
yeah, well, he sent a message ahead for you. I
1:56:07
think, Jack, you made me remember when Austin described
1:56:09
him as a claying baby girl. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:56:11
Yeah, it's clear I meant that in Laylin. Oh,
1:56:13
she's him baby girl. He him
1:56:16
baby girl is what I actually did mean
1:56:18
at the time. He her grandpa. He him
1:56:20
baby girl. She her grandpa. Yeah, he him
1:56:22
baby girl. These are... Yeah.
1:56:24
Yeah. Yeah. Have
1:56:26
you heard from him lately? Except
1:56:28
he looks over at their partner. We
1:56:31
heard from him lately. We
1:56:34
work at the rest stop. Larry,
1:56:37
I'm on Duck Tales. I'm
1:56:40
going... I'm like
1:56:42
moving back to like look more like
1:56:44
I'm standing behind Audie and Ramon. We
1:56:49
don't... Coffee doesn't really... Mr.
1:56:53
Afogado doesn't really attend
1:56:55
to the daily operations of the front
1:56:57
gate. More
1:56:59
of a behind the
1:57:01
scenes person, you know. A
1:57:05
little dismissive in there. Is this sort of like
1:57:07
if you went to like
1:57:10
the cop that busts you for Hoppy the Turnstile
1:57:12
and you were like, I'm looking for the mayor.
1:57:14
Yeah, it's like, yeah. Or I'm looking
1:57:17
for the deputy mayor. Exactly like that. And
1:57:20
then imagine that the mayor is
1:57:22
publicly and like everyone
1:57:25
knows is basically on the take from
1:57:27
the mob who actually runs everything also.
1:57:30
So it's like doubly. Sure. Yeah,
1:57:33
not only... So like the mayor? Yeah, like the
1:57:35
mayor. So not only... Like doesn't even
1:57:37
execute on power. You know what I mean? Not just
1:57:39
on the take, but like coffee is... And
1:57:42
I think the guy just says this. You're
1:57:45
not from around here. I don't
1:57:47
know who you represent, but
1:57:50
I don't want to get in trouble
1:57:52
for saying this, Sartre. Say it quietly.
1:57:56
That way no one can hear but you and me. Coffee
1:57:59
isn't... what I would call a sort
1:58:02
of hands-on administrator. Nor
1:58:04
is he a big-picture
1:58:07
administrator and I wouldn't say
1:58:09
that he's a sort
1:58:12
of a strategic abstract
1:58:16
thinker out of the box type
1:58:18
guy. What I'd say is he
1:58:22
is my boss's boss's boss
1:58:25
and he's been that for about five
1:58:27
years now and you
1:58:30
know I don't think I've seen him
1:58:33
but twice. Once at
1:58:35
a holiday party where he was very drunk
1:58:38
and once in the news. Would
1:58:40
you say this is distracting these people? I
1:58:42
would like to roll for days. Sure. Invest
1:58:44
in this conversation? Let's roll some
1:58:46
dice and find out if it's distracting them. I
1:58:49
would like to roll cox. What
1:58:52
is your cox score? My cox
1:58:54
score is three because cox
1:58:57
is used to influence people
1:58:59
through words and body language. Intimidate
1:59:01
foes, seduce victims, and deceive
1:59:03
Marx. Odie read the first
1:59:06
clause in that last sentence and neglected
1:59:08
to pay any attention to the last
1:59:10
of two.
1:59:14
So what are you doing? I
1:59:17
am. Oh it's worth saying as well
1:59:19
that Odie has
1:59:22
no face and no
1:59:25
eyes and no look.
1:59:30
They have a sort
1:59:32
of almost like a flat robotic
1:59:35
face much closer to
1:59:37
the way that we picture
1:59:39
robots or the robots in
1:59:42
2023 are manufactured industrial robots
1:59:44
than for example the synths
1:59:46
that have appeared in later
1:59:49
divine cycles. Yes. Stuff.
1:59:52
Odie is wearing a blue Kevlar vest with
1:59:54
the word security on it. Which I
1:59:57
think is part of why you're being spoken to at all at
1:59:59
this point. point someone assumes that you
2:00:01
are representing some other security you know
2:00:04
private security firm or something and
2:00:07
are they wearing a hat no I do not wear that
2:00:12
I only break for I only
2:00:14
break for toilet I break
2:00:17
my adjectives are blunt
2:00:19
coordinated and tough because
2:00:22
I think what he does is just like
2:00:25
leans forward across the counter
2:00:27
you know putting their body
2:00:29
in consciously putting their body
2:00:31
in the space of this
2:00:33
guard and so something
2:00:36
to the effect of I
2:00:38
represent your employers
2:00:40
oh blunt yes
2:00:43
this is blunt and this is very much
2:00:45
a I
2:00:48
haven't been I haven't been back
2:00:51
playing or D for long enough to figure out
2:00:53
how they would phrase this but the the tack
2:00:55
that I am taking is how dare you you
2:00:58
know just gab about
2:01:00
or this person to me right in this
2:01:02
way and the
2:01:05
adjective that I am seeking
2:01:07
to employ is overwhelmed I am
2:01:09
trying to give my
2:01:11
colleagues and at least
2:01:13
have friends I'm trying to give my colleagues a
2:01:16
window yeah so my coke score
2:01:21
is three I'm gonna drag three action dice
2:01:23
grab three action dice pull them to the
2:01:25
dice rolling spot up the dice
2:01:27
rolling spot and I have
2:01:30
three pushed ice I
2:01:32
am spending one of them yeah
2:01:34
because I am blunt drag
2:01:36
it up there and I don't
2:01:39
think I have another adjective to
2:01:42
spend here I'm just looking
2:01:49
my thinking is that this is
2:01:51
probably the most applicable stuff the
2:01:54
most what stuff the most applicable stuff
2:01:57
sure I think that makes sense Alright,
2:02:00
I'm gonna right-click on all of these
2:02:02
and hit roll. Multi-sided,
2:02:05
random side. Okay,
2:02:07
I rolled two fives and two
2:02:10
fives, a one and a two, so my highest dice
2:02:12
is a five. And you got two of
2:02:14
them. You remember what that means? Oh,
2:02:16
it's pretty cool. That is now a 5.1
2:02:18
because it just needs to be very slightly
2:02:21
over a five. Yeah, so if they were
2:02:23
defending the timebreaker five with a five, you
2:02:25
would win that five because you have a
2:02:27
5.1, not a five. Exactly.
2:02:32
Do you... I think this
2:02:35
is being... I mean, I think you're succeeding
2:02:37
here no matter what. I'm deciding, you
2:02:39
know, you are effectively just trying to overwhelm
2:02:41
them through force of will, right? I
2:02:46
guess I think I'm wondering what they're responding
2:02:48
with. I think they're responding with detect because
2:02:50
they're trying to like keep their
2:02:52
eyes on the... He's trying to keep his eyes on
2:02:54
the rest of the crew and like on the situation,
2:02:57
but you're overwhelming this. So are you
2:02:59
making this a sticky adjective? I am
2:03:01
making this a sticky adjective. Okay, which
2:03:03
was... One more time, overwhelmed is what
2:03:05
you said? Yeah, overwhelmed.
2:03:08
I think that, you know... Oh,
2:03:11
we'll get to this in the next step. I
2:03:16
believe that's right. I just had to write it down for a second. All
2:03:19
right, so yeah, so at this point, you
2:03:23
have succeeded, you've applied this adjective, right?
2:03:28
And that means I get this die. You
2:03:30
do. Boom, I pull it in my GM
2:03:32
pile. Love that. And
2:03:35
that means I can use it back against you to
2:03:38
hit you with some sticky adjectives
2:03:40
in the future. So,
2:03:43
yeah. You discharge it. What are you gonna
2:03:45
say? You're like, I think... Oh,
2:03:48
I think that there's like this very particular
2:03:50
angle going on here, which is that they...
2:03:53
Oh, actually, you know what? I have a thing here, which
2:03:55
is, are you trying to... You're trying to overwhelm just this
2:03:58
one guy? You're trying to overwhelm them as like... unit.
2:04:01
Oh, that's a good question. Because if you
2:04:03
want to enter them in a unit, you have
2:04:06
to spend one more push die as a
2:04:08
not not give it to me, but you
2:04:10
have to discharge it. Because it's
2:04:12
multiple targets. Yeah, I'll discharge and
2:04:14
I do think the idea of telling them I represent
2:04:18
the CCT. It like
2:04:21
the idea like, oh, an outside person
2:04:23
has shown up an outside weird robot
2:04:25
has shown up and thing I was
2:04:27
gonna successfully argue successfully convinced us that
2:04:29
they are part of the CCT. The
2:04:32
double whammy of we
2:04:35
just got caught telling tales out
2:04:37
of school about our boss. And
2:04:40
someone is claiming to represent our employers. You
2:04:42
know, he said that thing where he was
2:04:44
like, my boss is boss is boss. And
2:04:46
he's now probably wondering where up the chain
2:04:48
this has come from. And then at the
2:04:50
time that calculate is that the fact that
2:04:52
this robot wearing a security vest is
2:04:55
saying this is like who is employing
2:04:57
robots to and
2:04:59
also we have a weird
2:05:01
robot unit I didn't know about you know what
2:05:03
I mean? Yeah. And what he is trying to
2:05:05
physically intimidate them as well, you know, putting their
2:05:07
body in their space. It's
2:05:10
a real nexus of anxiety if
2:05:12
you are these two unfortunate. Yeah,
2:05:16
I think immediately this person turns around
2:05:18
and says, you know, gene,
2:05:22
this this robot they say they say
2:05:24
they represent. They're
2:05:26
from technocracy, and
2:05:28
they're looking for coffee. And
2:05:31
you know, a lot of back and
2:05:33
forth here, quietly between the two
2:05:35
of them about whether they need to call
2:05:37
up to Ernesto, who's their boss, and
2:05:41
talk through the situation. We'll
2:05:44
be right with you. Apologies, we'll be
2:05:46
right back with you to see if
2:05:48
we can get you an update on
2:05:50
the information that you need. Have
2:05:55
at it my friends. Odie does not
2:05:57
say that. This
2:06:00
is cheery, Audie. A new
2:06:03
character I've decided to play. How
2:06:08
do people want to take advantage of this? If
2:06:11
at all. The funny thing
2:06:14
is we're stumbling into another version of this story
2:06:16
which is like, one, they
2:06:18
now know that you are here, but two, is
2:06:21
this a distraction in the sense that
2:06:23
you want to like sneak past and
2:06:25
go through and go deal with your
2:06:27
whole thing in a single night diehard
2:06:29
style and like be back before
2:06:32
the door is even open, you know? Yes.
2:06:35
Oh my god, what a way to... It
2:06:38
wouldn't be a Christmas prequel if
2:06:40
it's not diehard. That's right. That's
2:06:42
right. What a way to like
2:06:44
make our first mission with this.
2:06:46
You know, Orth takes a gamble
2:06:48
on us and it's like, we
2:06:50
did it before this gate opened.
2:06:54
Yeah. God, I love... Look at
2:06:56
how many chickens we're gonna have. What? Just
2:07:00
counting all these eggs. All these eggs.
2:07:02
Wow, these chickens. The
2:07:07
balls in your court? Yeah, let's
2:07:09
do it. Let's just
2:07:11
sort of like walk
2:07:14
out of their eye line and around. Are
2:07:17
you with them, Aria? Or have you maybe
2:07:19
wisely stayed behind? I
2:07:21
was either imagining Aria
2:07:24
like having followed everybody to
2:07:26
the like outside of the ship and
2:07:29
then ended up like catching the eye
2:07:31
of someone like in line or
2:07:34
the person parked next to us. Yeah.
2:07:37
To just sort of do like a vibe check.
2:07:39
Let's just chop it up. Is
2:07:41
that Aria? Yeah, I didn't mean that. That's
2:07:43
a total possibility. I
2:07:45
think someone who's been like doing
2:07:48
the... And finally
2:07:50
just says, I'm sorry. You're
2:07:53
Aria Joy. Oh,
2:07:56
hi. Yeah. What
2:07:59
are you doing? in the
2:08:01
field. Oh well
2:08:03
I'm on counterweight now. Oh like
2:08:06
you're doing like you've a... are you gonna
2:08:08
do a show at the sirloin? Well
2:08:10
I've been
2:08:14
performing at some
2:08:16
nightclubs around town and
2:08:18
I think that I might yeah. You
2:08:21
think that you might so there's not like a you're not I'm
2:08:23
not gonna get to catch it while I'm in town. Well
2:08:26
it's like a it's like a you
2:08:28
gotta be in the know it's sort of like a if
2:08:30
you're there you're there it's sort of like
2:08:32
I'm not in the... but you just told me doesn't I
2:08:35
mean I'm in the know? Why didn't
2:08:37
the tourist union tell me that you're
2:08:39
gonna do a secret show? The thing
2:08:41
is like it's not like a tourist union thing
2:08:43
it's like a like a you
2:08:45
know Aria right hi I'm Aria
2:08:48
and now you know right so
2:08:51
where is it? Well
2:08:56
I think
2:08:59
it's like if Aria would have like there's
2:09:04
like social media right like the thing that she's
2:09:06
doing is is she wants to
2:09:08
be an influencer
2:09:10
right she would obviously like
2:09:12
that that's the thing right like that's not.
2:09:14
She wants to be an influencer now. Right
2:09:17
well she's like a poll she wants to
2:09:19
be a political influencer now and before she
2:09:21
was like shop Joy
2:09:23
Park holiday sale or whatever
2:09:26
right but now she's like you
2:09:28
know. Right.
2:09:31
World Sunshine Day on counterweight or whatever
2:09:33
whatever her fucking like come
2:09:37
to the sit down. On Sunshine Day. She was
2:09:39
like a weird... she's
2:09:41
a weird. Yeah Aria Joy's politics in 2023. The
2:09:43
bells are tolling
2:09:51
now. I think she had some ideas. I
2:09:53
think let her cook. Let her cook. That's
2:09:57
what I have to say about Aria Joy's. Um,
2:10:01
political ideas. Um... So
2:10:05
yeah, if you just followed me on um... I
2:10:09
can't, we can't, but once we go
2:10:12
inside, we can't access the mesh. How
2:10:14
am I gonna know? Also
2:10:18
I follow you already, you didn't say anything about... a secret
2:10:21
show? Do you have like a secret account
2:10:23
I can follow? Right, yeah, it's no longer at Aria Joy's official.
2:10:28
Sure! Oh!
2:10:32
This is like one of those Instagram scams except
2:10:36
that the actual person is telling you these
2:10:38
things. You've
2:10:41
actually given us finance and I watched that? It's
2:10:44
not at Aria Joy's official posts.
2:10:48
Well yes, right, right, it's
2:10:50
like um...exclusive. Oh.
2:10:53
What's the, what's the account name? Um,
2:10:56
it's Aria Joy, but the
2:10:59
um... the A's are fours.
2:11:04
Oh, okay, I'll look it up. This
2:11:08
has gotta be at this point, this person is
2:11:10
like... someone has
2:11:12
gotten plastic surgery. The
2:11:16
camera looks down and sees how many...so the camera
2:11:18
looks at their phone or their interface, right, because
2:11:21
they're not looking at their phone, they have like
2:11:23
digital eyes or robot eyes, and they're looking at
2:11:26
the screen and we saw the Aria Joy account
2:11:28
that has like three trillion
2:11:31
subscribers or whatever, and then it
2:11:33
shows the four-year account.
2:11:36
How many subscribers do
2:11:40
you have? Because
2:11:44
of eight trillion. Well it's not
2:11:46
a trillion, but it's...is it... Oh
2:11:50
look! Can I tell you my first thought was 334. Yeah,
2:11:52
I was 134, okay. I was like...not many. I
2:11:56
was like...it can be whatever you wanted to
2:11:58
be, but that was my... What's the
2:12:00
funniest low number of followers? I
2:12:03
didn't know it's like 26 or like
2:12:05
300 was it because it's like Is
2:12:08
this the only people she's spoken to like
2:12:11
on counterweight so far or is
2:12:13
it presumably it's your real Accidentally
2:12:17
like you didn't you know
2:12:20
you did not get the SEO At
2:12:23
all. There's no fucking way They
2:12:25
are their army and join our
2:12:27
P accounts that have more followers
2:12:29
than you I
2:12:36
think it's I think it's I think it's
2:12:38
I think 300. Yeah, it's probably right. I
2:12:40
think that they just go very
2:12:42
exclusive Well,
2:12:44
yeah, I it's um, I'm just reaching out
2:12:46
to people on counterweight right now Are
2:12:51
you just visiting are you from the Yeah,
2:12:55
I'm yeah, yeah, mmm-hmm. Yeah,
2:12:57
I'm visiting You
2:13:06
know, I have this person goes to get
2:13:08
get away from the situation will follow them
2:13:10
in I have some oh You
2:13:13
know, it was so good to meet you. I'm
2:13:15
gonna tell all my friends Time
2:13:18
to the skill. Yeah, I haven't
2:13:20
been here. In fact, I have to go take a call
2:13:22
for work If
2:13:25
that's okay, sorry, I apologize big fan
2:13:27
I love all the songs
2:13:30
you want to take a picture no, I don't
2:13:34
want to Couldn't
2:13:41
post it anywhere because I don't want to give
2:13:43
away the exclusive part You
2:13:45
know Play
2:13:49
a show with this is over just It's
2:13:52
like it's like it's like it's like it's like it's like
2:13:55
it goes underwater canonical
2:14:02
canonical yeah
2:14:06
we could take a picture
2:14:08
you want to come yeah
2:14:11
you can come over
2:14:13
we can take a picture and
2:14:18
they're waiting for you to come over to them
2:14:26
they are doing busted aria joy
2:14:28
interaction we did a full series
2:14:30
they're doing they're making their standing
2:14:32
in the joy that you're a
2:14:34
hover handing Mako
2:14:39
is very loudly sipping on the end of
2:14:41
like you know when you're you're done with
2:14:43
a little like
2:14:46
this is what this is the noise that
2:14:48
I make for 12 seconds we're
2:14:51
back baby can I tell everybody what
2:14:53
to google to know
2:14:56
what aria joy is wearing
2:14:58
please yeah um so
2:15:00
yeah I when I originally
2:15:03
conceptualized aria I was going for like a
2:15:05
I think on my sheet it says menswear
2:15:08
slash a military girl
2:15:11
magical girl inspired uh-huh
2:15:13
which like is already a thing that
2:15:15
has a bunch of asterisks attached to it
2:15:18
because it's like she
2:15:20
was using menswear slash military stuff to like
2:15:24
have people think that she was an
2:15:26
authority or had a power but like
2:15:28
what does that mean when yeah you
2:15:32
know the the
2:15:35
most militaristic faction in the
2:15:38
current universe has like a billion
2:15:40
genders yeah different
2:15:42
time though right but
2:15:45
well and specifically there was a there
2:15:47
was also the like the jace reffall thing
2:15:50
right we're like yes there's a
2:15:52
very direct particular guy who you
2:15:55
are you know we're
2:15:57
if you look at Perfume,
2:16:00
Perfume's 2019 Coachella performance. Sure.
2:16:07
Ha ha ha ha. I
2:16:10
am having a pacing. Uh
2:16:12
huh. Two artists stored. The
2:16:15
poofy shorts here? Ha ha
2:16:17
ha. The Woman of the Center here. Oh yeah.
2:16:20
Who I am face casting
2:16:22
as Aria as Kashiuka. And
2:16:24
it's sort of like a... Ha
2:16:28
ha ha. The
2:16:30
top of it is very structured. But
2:16:33
it's sort of like if you were
2:16:35
like wearing an outer
2:16:37
coat jacket, but the bottom half of
2:16:39
it was like a Jester's court dance.
2:16:41
Oh yeah. But the
2:16:43
whole of that was a dress. Yeah.
2:16:46
Ha ha ha. Yeah. And also, if
2:16:48
I could take a stab at this, it's
2:16:50
like if the ride, it's a small world,
2:16:52
came to light. Sure. Mm hmm. It
2:16:55
is an Aria Joy-ass outfit. Right. Here's
2:16:58
a gif of her wearing it, doing a spin kick.
2:17:00
Oh. I'm gonna take another
2:17:03
shot at it. It's like, what
2:17:06
if the Snowmizer from A Year
2:17:08
Without a Santa Claus was Tinkerbell?
2:17:11
Oh. Oh sure. Yeah.
2:17:13
Okay. Not quite
2:17:15
what if Han Solo was Beyonce, but close.
2:17:17
Ha ha ha ha. It's
2:17:21
a little... It's more specific, but
2:17:23
it's less... I will
2:17:25
say this gif, I didn't think it would move this much.
2:17:28
The skirt really looks like
2:17:30
it's made of metal or
2:17:33
like a Star Wars space plastic. Oh
2:17:35
yeah, yeah. It looks like a very
2:17:38
soft plastic, but now it moves. In
2:17:40
general, if you wanna look into this
2:17:42
more, if you do a
2:17:44
Twitter search for hashtag perfume
2:17:47
costume collection, I
2:17:50
think a lot of their outfits are very structured
2:17:52
in a way that it makes sense where it's
2:17:54
like, oh, the designer might
2:17:56
be going for what is a military
2:17:59
flight suit, is adding these elements
2:18:01
of like high fashion, high
2:18:03
decoration. Anyway,
2:18:08
because of the winter outfit, this stupid
2:18:11
dress thing, I think like with
2:18:13
big like faux fur cuffs
2:18:16
and like thick tights and
2:18:19
like doing a signature
2:18:21
pose with this person
2:18:23
who doesn't care. And in
2:18:25
like three years, it's gonna be like
2:18:27
holy shit. Oh my god. Oh, is
2:18:29
this is this person gonna have
2:18:33
a moment where they realize that was the
2:18:36
real sure maybe in a car who knows?
2:18:38
Oh, yeah, who could say where this goes?
2:18:40
Yeah. Yeah, when you do your
2:18:42
spontaneous concert, you believe that are you joy of person?
2:18:44
I mean, that's what they are texting all of their
2:18:48
friends this second. You
2:18:50
know, oh, you know
2:18:53
what this feels like to this person? This
2:18:56
feels like when we were in the Outback
2:18:59
Statehouse and that man did a British
2:19:01
accent. Yeah. And then realized that I
2:19:03
was British. Yes. Exactly
2:19:06
that. You're right. I want to go
2:19:11
back to that outfit. It's gone. It's gone, isn't it? Did
2:19:14
it did because because they thought
2:19:16
that you were going no other way. It
2:19:18
just unprompted unprompted, unprompted did
2:19:21
it like British accent and then
2:19:23
you said something. Yeah,
2:19:25
this is like their nightly bit. Yeah,
2:19:27
I think like, you know, you think
2:19:29
they do Australia. I wonder if they
2:19:31
thought they
2:19:34
were doing a Birmingham. That's right. They did. They
2:19:36
had a whole thing. I think they were they
2:19:39
lots of places. Yeah, we have
2:19:42
a Birmingham. I think that it
2:19:44
was like trying to get
2:19:46
through the night. Yeah. Come up with a
2:19:48
little game for yourself. Fair play 100%. But
2:19:53
it was extremely funny. It was so
2:19:55
funny. Yeah. Yeah. Because you're thinking about
2:19:57
bagging would be like, ah, good day. You
2:19:59
was. What can I get you
2:20:01
faced with someone from Melbourne or whatever?
2:20:04
Oh, and then it's appropriate him because
2:20:07
you're in the restaurant too, you know, come
2:20:09
on at that point. No Me
2:20:11
well, you're just you're just and they're just
2:20:14
Australian. I know I know they're just I
2:20:17
know Shout out to our
2:20:19
Australian listeners. You're just Australian.
2:20:21
Sorry about that. I don't think that's
2:20:23
fine because we're It's not a bad
2:20:27
But there are not you're not there's no commerce
2:20:29
involved in this example, you know, or there
2:20:32
was but it was raising money It's a personal
2:20:34
that were no more embarrassed. Right? Yeah, you still
2:20:36
be embarrassed I think that's still it would still
2:20:38
be an embarrassment for sure. Right? Yeah
2:20:41
for our next charity stream will raise money first
2:20:43
a game where we all do Absolutely
2:20:48
not What
2:20:50
if we did and then we spent
2:20:52
Wow Austin Ali say charity go to
2:20:54
hell What have we spent six months
2:20:57
getting it right took took dialect
2:20:59
lessons, you know I
2:21:01
think we could do it. I think you didn't too.
2:21:03
I don't know. I'm not good at assets I
2:21:07
think I need the extra time today. I feel like crack.
2:21:09
Oh, you've never ever had an accident
2:21:11
I think we had to be done
2:21:13
for the night. No, it's the night
2:21:15
that Kissinger died and we're all doing
2:21:17
our best Where
2:21:20
were you the night that Kissinger's eyes be going great.
2:21:22
Yeah, I think we did just have an all-time scene
2:21:25
two in a row kind of And
2:21:30
we might be done Because it's
2:21:32
late and I'm tired and it is late first
2:21:34
ever three and a half hour clap cast with
2:21:36
some We
2:21:39
got a sticky adjective But
2:21:43
we're all very punchy You
2:21:45
said it's not to be punchy and we'll come up.
2:21:48
We'll come back with Captain make
2:21:50
go bolting for I mean that's always an
2:21:52
end on here is what do you do
2:21:54
with these opportunities that have been given to?
2:21:56
You I say opportunities if Aria's we cured
2:21:58
something for you This
2:22:00
is not the game. Well, it's a
2:22:02
good opportunity to redeem yourself. A
2:22:05
narrative opportunity. What,
2:22:08
um, sorry, I think Cas and Mako run
2:22:10
to the run toward an emergency
2:22:13
door or something. Like
2:22:15
Ron, Ron? What
2:22:18
is like, walk quick? Am I, do I get a signal? I
2:22:21
assume I get signals. The
2:22:24
signal is bolted. Yeah,
2:22:26
right. Yes, you've turned around to
2:22:28
take this picture so that you get a good
2:22:30
glimpse of us walking away. Right, and then as
2:22:32
you turn around and take the picture, yeah, you
2:22:34
see the two of them fast-walking past
2:22:36
a bunch of Toyota space,
2:22:38
Toyota Camrys and giant
2:22:40
space trucks. And then you're like, oh shit,
2:22:43
time to go. I tried
2:22:45
it now big time. Maybe we give you a
2:22:47
little like hand sign, like a hang
2:22:49
loose. But
2:22:52
like, you know, right. Good. Yeah.
2:22:55
I get to get out of this conversation by being like, oh, I see my friends.
2:22:57
I have to go. And this person's
2:22:59
like, yeah, already gone. You
2:23:01
have to go. Yeah. Oh,
2:23:04
no, wait. Don't worry. You didn't keep
2:23:06
me. Yeah, exactly. And
2:23:11
then, yeah, the three of you begin to head,
2:23:13
I think, you know, maybe not towards a door
2:23:15
that says exit, but towards a like, you
2:23:18
know, again, what you're looking for here is like a
2:23:21
security hallway that will take you to a rear or
2:23:23
like a secret entrance. You
2:23:25
know, into the main, into the main place. Audi,
2:23:27
you're staying behind. For
2:23:29
the time being, I think I need to stay behind
2:23:32
the two. Yeah, I think so, too.
2:23:34
Sell this, right? Yep, totally. One
2:23:36
hundred percent. So, all right. We'll
2:23:39
pick back up as you all head towards
2:23:41
the actually let's let's get the let's get
2:23:43
the moment here. I think that they are overwhelmed. That's
2:23:46
enough for you to get through the back, you know,
2:23:48
hallways of this place. It's
2:23:50
a little bit of a walk, a little bit of a run,
2:23:52
a little bit of a peeking down corners. But
2:23:55
they are overwhelmed and their head guy
2:23:57
is still distracted, right, because it
2:23:59
was wild. trying to deal with this spam overflow
2:24:02
from the goos machine that
2:24:06
that you got the
2:24:08
the overwhelm got added to and so now
2:24:10
it's like oh my god there's all this
2:24:12
shit that's happening all at once you know
2:24:14
my boss is here shit okay and
2:24:17
so easy for you to sneak past and when
2:24:19
you get to the sort of rear you know
2:24:22
entrance here which
2:24:24
is all automated and you know you're able to like
2:24:26
get through the the exit it's a classic like oh
2:24:28
all the security is on the entrance not the
2:24:30
exit part and
2:24:33
so you flip through the door opens and
2:24:35
you can see into the sill and
2:24:38
it's like you know the very close
2:24:40
thing that I'm drawing on visually for
2:24:43
me is O'Neill cylinders O'Neill
2:24:45
kind of space colonies which aren't
2:24:47
real but are all over mobile
2:24:50
suit Gundam this kind of long
2:24:52
cylinder with a tall kind of
2:24:54
in this case a glass ceiling
2:24:56
for us and
2:24:58
the the kind of bottom of this
2:25:00
is this kind of sprawling space
2:25:02
colony type thing it's big in here
2:25:05
right and the effect is different than
2:25:07
a dome because especially for
2:25:09
you here you can see how from
2:25:11
this entrance point out across
2:25:14
this this whole kind of area again
2:25:16
I'll pull us back over to the
2:25:18
map for a second but
2:25:20
you know in the in the kind of near in the
2:25:23
near distance you you have
2:25:25
you know all the dark grays is kind
2:25:27
of residential but then you know after some
2:25:30
of that you get to the Segura this
2:25:32
kind of big park and there's temples in
2:25:34
there and there's open-air markets
2:25:36
and stalls and then
2:25:38
beyond that you can see the embassy
2:25:40
district and Cass
2:25:43
especially I want to make a note of this like
2:25:46
this is apostolician in
2:25:49
a real way this is the
2:25:51
one place on this planet that stayed
2:25:53
looking the way it was it
2:25:55
wasn't destroyed and rebuilt it survived the
2:25:58
war it predated the war and
2:26:00
it survived it and it was meant to be
2:26:02
a showcase in a way
2:26:04
that's a little gaudy, right? It's
2:26:08
not quite a theme park, it's not quite
2:26:11
Epcot, but it's close in
2:26:13
that way that's like, it's like
2:26:15
Washington DC, you know what I mean in some
2:26:17
ways? Or it's like, okay, you're
2:26:19
trying to say something with this space
2:26:22
in a particular way. There
2:26:24
is an ideological communication happening here, but
2:26:27
the effect of it is just like,
2:26:29
you know, those are the sorts of homes you
2:26:31
haven't seen in a long time, the sorts of
2:26:34
buildings, the sorts of smaller homes throughout the residential
2:26:36
areas, the market stalls in
2:26:38
the Agora, the big buildings in the embassy
2:26:40
district, and then the Cerulean, which is now
2:26:42
again, especially gaudy, kind of
2:26:45
sparkling blue casino that
2:26:48
was once the hypothetical would
2:26:50
have been the center of a more
2:26:53
unified, you know, it would have been Space
2:26:55
UN, it would have been the
2:26:57
place where these three powers...
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