The intro … god damn it … 4:30 seconds,
it took for us to intro the fucking show. But,
it’s probably the best 4 minutes this show
has ever given you guys.

butt PLUGS butt PLUGS

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We shower Jen with some love. She really is the best, honestly.

We talk about the trials and tribulations of doing a podcast. How
we’ve failed, but have kept going because we really don’t have any
friends or a social life, so we’re stuck with each other.

We talk about black outs and how social media shouldn’t be done
when your intoxicated. We talk about hunting and how it’s not
really fair unless you killin’ with your bare hands.

AJ talks about his time as a deer camp chef.

The guys talk about running a restaraunt.

Career versus passion …

They talk about the old days of Thirsty-Thursday at AJ’s
house.

Wal-mart sucks …

Things we won’t do in public … and AJ gets upset because
Dennis was answering a txt message. AJ claims he’s never
seen Dennis eat. We give the workers at McDonald’s drive
thru some cred. Dennis also feels that there’s a Little Ceasars
pizza conspiracy afoot. AJ gets upset at Dennis’ mic levels.

Nikki refused to be on the show. She hates Dennis.

AJ is in a real mood tonight.

I think AJ missed some of the editing on this episode, but I’m not going to bring that up to him. He hits me.

Than we talked about Logan Paul …

NOTE: This is where the show gets hijacked by someone we’ve never met before. Nichole. Or Nicole. Or I don’t know how to spell her name. She hated me. That’s all i remember from this evening.

I’m not going to describe any of it here. Just listen …