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It’s just AJ and Dennis tonight. The guys do what guys do when the ladies aren’t around. They talk about ladies. Today, they talked about the fuckability of a lady … what turns them on, what turns theme off … and if you’re a feminist … this conversation is going to turn you off.

Like, your vagina is going to turn into the Sahara desert.

Probably not the best time to tell you about our patreon, huh?

Than, like a Randy Orton RKO, a 20 minutes of Tom from out of nowhere! They talk about cleaning and various other things … just pay attention. There’s a test later in class.

We rejoin Dennis and AJ (though, AJ was still on, Dennis wasn’t. This is called censorship … )

They talk about  “That 70’s show,” Hyde and how he’s a fucking rapist. (Sidenote: Siri returns to the show!!!).

Than, some how … we start talking about religion. I don’t know. I was drinking. That’s my excuse.

AJ remembers watching Star Wars … when he was two fucking years old.