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to go eat some ass.

4:04

Oh, ass eating.

4:07

And that's the folks. We did

4:09

it. We're done end of

4:11

episode. That's it. I feel like we

4:13

should start by clarifying that, like, we have done

4:15

a Reming episode and -- Yes. -- no.

4:17

We're not trying to say that there's a difference.

4:19

No. We'd like to do this thing where we circle

4:21

back to topics. And we just, like, call it something

4:23

deaf. Yeah. You know, to mix

4:25

it up. But also, I feel like the rim job

4:27

episode was specifically like,

4:30

gay? He was yeah. Well,

4:32

toolkitchen booster joined us. So And we

4:34

all got gay. Yeah. We all went gay.

4:36

We went extra gay. yeah, what we would

4:38

also like to emphasize with this episode is

4:40

that, like, assay things for

4:42

everyone. It is Do you have, like,

4:44

weird to say? but it is for everyone.

4:46

Yeah. Like most things, we do yeah.

4:48

We have the clearest of things. But, yeah, it is

4:50

available to everyone and everyone

4:52

should try it. and spoiler,

4:55

everyone is trying it. Oh,

4:57

boy. Like, especially millennials and

4:59

Gen Z as of the last decade or

5:01

so. Yeah. It's now like,

5:03

quite commonplace, but that wasn't the

5:05

case, you know. Mhmm. It kind

5:07

of started to be on the rise in, like,

5:09

what, like, two thousand fourteen. That

5:11

sounds right. I do have a stat for this.

5:13

Yeah. There was like a year of the ass or something,

5:15

and I feel like it was like Was that about

5:17

twenty eighteen? So that from

5:20

port hub shows that between two thousand

5:22

nine and two thousand fifteen, the

5:24

search term anal rose in popularity by a

5:26

hundred and twenty percent, which is just anal,

5:28

which literally means fucking

5:30

the ass. So, like, I don't know if that's

5:33

you know, if you can say her

5:35

said two thousand fourteen was the year of

5:37

the booty. Mhmm. It

5:39

was enjoying us eating was enjoying a renaissance.

5:42

And it was specifically us eating

5:44

at that time. Like, when did

5:46

cake become a thing? was that you

5:48

know what I mean? We did talk about this other episode

5:50

and, like, yes. The history of cake

5:52

in, like, the actual use of the word

5:54

around ass. goes further

5:56

back, but there was like a -- Yeah. --

5:58

a mainstream entry of, like, everybody

6:00

talking about ass as cake. And I guess was apparently

6:02

in two thousand eighteen, so

6:04

AAA writer said that ass eating

6:06

was gentrified. That's

6:09

exactly what I was trying to articulate as I was

6:11

like, yeah. there were, like,

6:13

certain terms and things, like in,

6:15

like, hip hop that existed

6:18

like, extended back into culture much

6:21

further than that it was like, okay. Now --

6:23

Yeah. -- like white people are using the word cake

6:25

and and like straight people are talking about ass

6:27

eating too. Yes. It was we

6:29

peaked. We peaked. As eating is, like, kind

6:31

of always on the menu now -- Mhmm. -- to

6:33

give to receive -- Yeah. --

6:35

and think off. So you would argue that it's,

6:37

like, it's sort of it's peaked at

6:39

it, but it's here to stay. It's here to stay. It's

6:41

gentrified. It's

6:43

gentrified. It's move into the

6:45

neighborhood. And though,

6:47

you know, you may replace a artisanal

6:50

ILE spot with a Boujie

6:52

coffee shop. Mhmm. The booj

6:54

is here to stay. Yes. There's a

6:56

great article in Mel magazine that

6:59

was from two thousand eighteen. and it was,

7:01

like, an investigation of, like, do straight

7:03

men really eat a lot of ass now?

7:05

Uh-huh. And because there's not really a

7:07

lot of research, because if you look at, like,

7:09

the journal of sexual medicine

7:11

and all the research that's kind of about, like,

7:13

sexuality and people. They don't

7:15

have anything specifically for, like, oral to

7:17

anal contact. It's just sort of,

7:19

like, anal in general,

7:21

like, the it, like, encompasses everything

7:23

with the butt. You know? Yeah. Digits

7:25

and butts, tongues and butts. You

7:27

know? Yeah. They didn't really get specific,

7:30

which Justin Lay Miller, if you're

7:32

listening, maybe focus

7:34

on this. I don't know. Could be cool.

7:37

I'd be curious to know what the stats are of,

7:39

like, who's actually receiving

7:41

it and giving it? We do have a stat

7:43

here that our wonderful new

7:45

intern Erica pulled out

7:47

of this article in the cut, and

7:49

this is twenty fourteen. So -- Yeah.

7:52

-- the title

7:54

of this is warning

7:57

a column on butts stuff or,

7:59

ultimately, beware, rim jobs are

8:01

on the rise. It's like what the HTML was.

8:03

So I was like, maybe that was the original title of the

8:05

article. Warning. The CDC

8:08

reports this is twenty fourteen before we even

8:10

thought of the CDC in the context that we do

8:12

today. No. The CDC reports that forty

8:14

four percent of straight men thirty six

8:16

percent of straight women say they've had anal sex,

8:19

and an academic study found that fifty

8:21

one percent of men and forty three percent of

8:23

women who have had anal sex have

8:25

also participated in oral anal

8:27

sex, manual anal sex or anal

8:29

sex toy use, which is confusing

8:31

because it's like, oh, if you put a dick

8:33

and a butt. Have you also put --

8:35

Yeah. -- any of these three things? So

8:37

I also have this, like, this -- Yeah. -- the

8:40

subset of, like, yeah. data,

8:42

I wanna know exactly -- Mhmm.

8:44

-- greater population oral anal sex

8:46

and I also wanna know oral anal sex

8:48

as it relates to anal sex. I

8:50

mean, I feel like you're having anal

8:52

sex, eighty percent of those

8:54

people are are doing oral right

8:56

now. So back to this Mel magazine

8:58

article, she kind of did

9:00

her own research and reached out to a bunch of

9:02

straight men. Mhmm. And she kind of madeleine

9:04

Holden is is the person that I'm referring to,

9:06

the author of the article. she found

9:08

that there was kind of like three camps --

9:10

Mhmm. -- that, like, you know, they became more

9:12

open to eating ass since its mainstreaming in

9:14

about two thousand fourteen. two, they've never

9:16

there's been no change because they have and never will

9:19

eat ass or three, there has been no change

9:21

because they ate ass before it was cool.

9:23

and mostly everyone was in

9:25

the first camp. So and

9:28

then, like, the unification of ass eating

9:30

came about we saw it as

9:32

it rise in popularity on the Internet.

9:34

Everyone was saying, like, oh, it's mass eating

9:36

season. And now

9:38

because of that, like, thank you

9:41

to social media -- Mhmm.

9:43

-- people became more comfortable

9:46

trying it out, receiving it and giving.

9:48

So that's one thing that we can be

9:50

grateful to memes for. Yeah.

9:53

I I wanna do the thing that

9:55

you hate and I wanna read an excerpt.

9:59

This is let me get my

10:02

pillow out. This is from an article like

10:04

Thomas Morton that originally

10:06

appeared in penthouse --

10:08

Mhmm. -- but you can also find on

10:10

medium. This kinda broke the Internet. Right? This

10:12

this is the one that, like, or no. That was

10:14

the Playboy article. Yeah. I don't

10:16

know if this I don't We can't find it through

10:18

the Internet. Oh, let's go. There was one

10:20

Playboy article that kind of, like, broke the Internet

10:22

about, like, how to eat us and it was,

10:24

like, pre-twenty fourteen and

10:26

everyone was, like, holy shit.

10:28

Yeah. Like, we're doing this now? Yes.

10:30

Exactly. So this is this is more

10:32

recent. This is twenty seventeen, but

10:34

it's post twenty fourteen that we were

10:36

talking about a caption that

10:37

references so it says And this

10:39

is like, I'm bringing this up because

10:41

it brings another

10:42

key pop cultural moment into

10:45

the mix that we better not leave out of this

10:47

episode. Oh, yeah. So while fourteen may have been the year but

10:49

broke, frankly, I've called on the first person

10:51

to come up with that. The seeds for these salad

10:53

tossing days were sown in the preceding

10:55

decades. buried in the footnotes of the

10:57

star report on Bill Clinton's affair

10:59

with Monica Lewinsky is

11:01

a reference to her taped deposition that

11:04

reads. they had oral anal contact

11:06

as well. And it's important to note

11:08

that, like, this was her eating

11:10

his ass and that's almost like kicky.

11:13

Like, think about I as like a I mean, I

11:15

don't know how old I was when this was happening, but

11:17

let's say I was ten, twelve, or something.

11:19

I was like aware that there was come on

11:21

a dress. Right. You're, like, think about,

11:23

like, how many details are out in the

11:25

world, but, like, does anyone remember

11:27

that she that she's asked? I

11:29

know. I had no idea. which is

11:31

crazy to me. Yeah. Like, I just

11:33

found this out in researching for this episode too. I was

11:35

like, holy shit. Why aren't people more why aren't we

11:37

talking about this? Did you watch

11:39

the show with beginning film scene? I did,

11:41

and they didn't talk about that. They also didn't talk

11:43

about the cigar and the vagina, which I

11:45

wish that they had. They were

11:47

a pinky couple. Yeah. And

11:50

I'm like, you know, good on them.

11:52

I mean, listen. Yeah.

11:54

It tracks. I also I forgot about this

11:56

article too because they talk about kind of

11:58

like predating the year of the but or whatever.

11:59

And, I mean, we have to mention

12:02

in in two thousand two, my neck,

12:04

my back. IKEA. Oh, of course. I

12:06

listened to this song maybe once

12:08

a day. Yeah. She always

12:10

talking about lick my pussy and

12:12

my crack. Yeah. way

12:14

before credit anyone was talking

12:16

about eating as. Yeah. You know? So, like, if

12:18

credit were credit is too. Mhmm. Also, in

12:20

two thousand and one, the sex

12:21

in the city episode, which I recently

12:24

watched where she was like, are we talking about

12:26

the liquor stook us? We're

12:28

out here doing this now.

12:31

And even Samantha was

12:33

like, but I wouldn't do it back. Like, I have

12:35

received it. Sure, but I wouldn't do it back. And

12:37

then Charlotte goes,

12:38

You wouldn't, which --

12:40

Brilliant. -- to Shar. That's

12:42

great writing. Snaps to Shar. I

12:44

know. That's great. The little twist, like,

12:46

twist from, like, the character you'd least

12:48

expect. You know? Yeah. And I loved that. But that's

12:50

like something where I was like, wow. That's it's been

12:52

a long time. Like, that's a little data,

12:54

you know. Yeah. I rewatch that

12:56

show every day. So --

12:58

Nice. -- it

12:58

is like a comfort food. Yeah.

13:01

Yeah. It totally is. I'd also like like,

13:03

I'd also like

13:06

to talk about briefly.

13:08

Mhmm. Again, props to

13:10

Erica, our new intern. This is exactly the

13:12

content we want. Osculum

13:14

in fame is the name of

13:16

the witch's supposed ritual

13:18

greeting upon meeting with the

13:20

devil. the name means the shameful

13:22

kiss or kiss of shame since it involved

13:24

kissing the devil's anus, his

13:27

other mouth. Of course.

13:30

It was this kiss that allowed the devil to

13:32

seduce with it. I

13:34

can't believe that I've been alive

13:36

for this long and I never

13:38

knew about that one. Was

13:41

that when you

13:44

met the devil as a witch,

13:46

You gotta wait as fast as all. You gotta eat

13:48

as fast as baby. Fuck. Bam.

13:50

Bam. Hell yeah. I'm like, why isn't

13:52

that being taught? Yeah. And

13:54

the sale of which trials --

13:56

Yeah. -- they're, like,

13:58

talking about that. Come on. Do

13:59

you imagine an eighth grade? I'm, like, reading the cruise

14:02

and we won't be, like, Now we move on to oskule

14:04

minfame where

14:04

which is apparently --

14:06

Oh. -- give the kiss of shame at the beginning of the

14:09

Saturday. Yeah. after the devil had read the

14:11

names of his followers, they would approach him by

14:13

crawling or walking backwards, turning,

14:15

bowing, and kissing his posterior,

14:17

which makes it sound like sweet and light

14:18

like they're going. on his butt cheek. I know do y'all

14:20

know they're not. No. They're not looking

14:23

down a dirty in there. Also

14:25

tossing salad. I want to talk about this because

14:27

I didn't know anything

14:29

about this. Okay. So was a prisoners of

14:31

the war on drugs documentary that

14:33

came out on HBO in nineteen ninety

14:35

six. And that was the first

14:37

time we saw prisoners

14:39

use the term

14:40

tossing my salad -- Yeah. -- that we know of.

14:43

Like, if if that we know of -- Yeah. -- and it was

14:45

probably

14:45

going back further than that, but this is, like,

14:47

my first time we see it on television

14:49

via this documentary. Right. Like, the

14:51

term tossing a salad was in the nineteen

14:53

seventy two edition of the Queen's vernacular, a

14:55

gay lexicon. So, like, it had been around.

14:57

Yeah. And then it's it was also

15:00

described in in the sixteen sixty

15:02

eight novel. Simplicious, simply

15:06

I'm proud

15:06

of it. You're nailing it. About this

15:08

thirty years war. Oh, I started to sweat

15:11

by Hans Jacob Christafel von

15:13

Grimmelshausen. I'm

15:15

not I'm not making that up. Hans

15:17

Jacob Christopher vacation,

15:20

described his baptism on prisoners in his

15:22

sixteen sixty eight novel

15:25

simpligious, simplucismous about

15:27

the thirty years war. They got for

15:29

Grimble spousum. But

15:33

if that is your real name -- Yes.

15:36

-- to the cultural side, guys,

15:38

because of this HBO documentary.

15:40

Like, again, thank you

15:41

to Bio. Where would we be without you?

15:43

Yeah. And this man, if you've never seen

15:45

this clip, you guys, you gotta Google it. I had

15:47

never seen it before. he also

15:49

refers to it, like, you can eat it with or without

15:51

jam or jelly. Like, he can eat

15:53

my salad. Well, he literally said syrup

15:55

too. Yeah. I was like, Oh,

15:57

brilliant. Like, like, you can put a

15:59

compliment

15:59

on it. Uh-huh. You know? Yeah.

16:02

Interesting. cousin, like,

16:04

without without You know? I'm like, why wouldn't you get

16:06

some syrup there? He was like, I prefer

16:08

jelly. Yeah. He also and this

16:10

doesn't have to do with acidity, but I was like,

16:12

this is the kind of innovation that keeps you

16:14

alive prison. He was,

16:16

like, you know, like, drugs are, like, the most calories

16:18

and you might be, like, raped or killed. Like, I had

16:20

two guys. I had, like, an issue with these two

16:22

different guys. I couldn't get them together. what I did is I

16:24

took one of them into a closet and sucked a stick.

16:26

What's he gonna do? He's hard. I'm sucking a

16:28

stick, so I cut him. And then he

16:30

doesn't have any way to explain it

16:32

because he can't say, like, what he's doing in the

16:34

closet, like, how does he stack it? Like,

16:36

cut you a thing. And I was like,

16:38

why? This has gotta stay alive.

16:40

Yeah. This is smart. You see?

16:42

Uh-huh. The same way, like, I think things like, oh,

16:44

if someone tried to rape me, I'd, like,

16:46

pretend I wanted to give them a blowjob and I'd bite

16:48

their dick off. Right. Like, I can't say

16:50

that, like, I have the coattings that

16:52

this guy in prison. I know. Actually.

16:54

I know. And he the way he talks about it, he's like,

16:56

it's not gay. Like, we're just we're in prison. What

16:58

are we gonna do? You know? Yeah. It's

17:00

like you just it's a pussy, you know. You

17:02

know? Like, it feels really pleasurable just like

17:05

it would for pussy you. Like, you just eat

17:07

it like it's a pussy. You know?

17:09

That's fine. I was like, okay. Shadow to this guy.

17:11

Wow. Head of his time. Seriously.

17:13

You know, obviously,

17:14

you have to be careful because

17:17

applying the mouth to the genitals, and we really have to apply it to

17:19

the anus, can be dangerous

17:21

as someone who

17:23

is prior years. Yeah. From GTIs.

17:25

And also, I did get strep throat because

17:28

I sucks to take after it was in my butt,

17:30

and I really still firmly believe that that was the

17:32

reason I got throat. So Interesting.

17:35

Interesting. I'm glad you're bringing this up. I had

17:37

wanted to pivot to this topic briefly

17:39

when we brought up the devil, be because

17:44

because because I wanna talk about my I wanna

17:46

talk about my Christian father. Yeah.

17:49

When I came out to

17:50

him and then also when he found out about this podcast

17:52

and let me know that he is not okay

17:54

with me talking about him on in any

17:57

format. But if you say

17:59

bigoted things, I

17:59

think they're gonna be repeated. I do love my

18:02

dad, but we disagree on things.

18:04

So I'm gonna give my perspective on

18:06

this. We had a weird back and

18:08

forth about asseting as you may

18:10

recall, Rachel, because -- Yeah. --

18:12

he Googled the podcast and then an

18:14

interview we did with the punk band came up and we

18:16

happen to talk about -- Yeah. -- asseting in

18:18

this interview. Yeah. And he was, like, disgusting. And

18:20

I was, like, this is something

18:22

many people do. It's also very common in

18:24

the queer community. And his

18:26

response was, like, oh,

18:28

I guess that makes sense

18:30

because, like, clear people,

18:32

there's only so many things you can can do.

18:34

And I was, like, oh, you're so mistaken. Like,

18:36

all we talk about in the show is how, like, great sex

18:38

is, like, ripped off. Horace Mann's queer

18:40

sex because, like, queer

18:42

sex is so much more, like, innovative and, like

18:44

anyway yeah. And then he also said,

18:46

like, I would think like concerns

18:48

about bacteria and disease. First thing that

18:50

comes to mind,

18:51

typhus. And

18:55

I

18:55

didn't even, like, address it in

18:57

the email because it just became stupid to,

18:59

like, fight about it. They were, like, yeah, I

19:01

don't even have the time to educate you.

19:03

Yes. But for the purposes of

19:06

this, episode, I checked. And let me be clear that,

19:08

like, you are susceptible to, like,

19:10

parasites and bacteria. Sure. So,

19:12

like, you can -- You can -- -- you should

19:14

ask. You can use dental day you

19:16

can cut a condom and, like -- Right. -- spread the

19:18

condom out over and ask. You can do

19:20

all kinds of things to, like, increase

19:22

your hygiene and decrease risk of any

19:24

And yes, taking a -- Yeah. -- mouth

19:26

or a toy or a dick

19:28

from a

19:30

anus into a vagina is a pretty great way to guarantee

19:33

a UTI -- Mhmm. -- or a yeast

19:35

infection, whatever. Yeah. Tiefus is not

19:37

on the list. like,

19:39

typhus is for the, like, fleas and and

19:41

shit. You know? I actually don't even know what

19:43

typhus is. The first thing I thought of

19:45

was typhoid, which I don't think is

19:47

the same thing. Like, I thought of

19:49

typhoid Mary. You know? Like, I was

19:51

like, what are we? And, like, you know,

19:53

nineteen twelve. I

19:56

mean, Maybe my dad actually meant typhoid because

19:58

typhoid fever is caused

19:59

by bacteria -- Right. -- which is like you

20:02

can get it in food and Yeah. Like

20:04

salmonella, parasites, kind

20:06

of thing, which I'm like, okay. Like, maybe that could actually

20:09

be a fecal bacteria,

20:10

but not typhus because that's Red

20:12

My Lake Fleeze. Yeah. He's kinda,

20:14

like, the the old man, like, general store, I know.

20:16

Of course. So they're, like, mine and

20:19

Trail. Tyfe. Tyfe is, like first thing

20:21

that comes to mine is, like, popular

20:23

in the seventeenth century.

20:26

Right. What are we aiming?

20:28

Yeah. Anyway, you know, we would be

20:30

remiss if we didn't emphasize safety

20:32

here or always. And I guess

20:34

that's it for that section. Love you,

20:36

Dad. You were mistaken about that thing.

20:37

Hope you can open your mind.

20:39

well, maybe he'll sleep easy

20:41

at night knowing that we both have kissed the

20:43

devil's ass or visually

20:46

witches. Yeah. And somehow, I don't have

20:48

fucking typhus -- Yeah. -- or

20:50

typhoid for that year. Neither, actually.

20:52

I've got plenty of other pigs, but

20:54

neither of those. Should

20:56

we get the show down? Let's do it. Okay.

20:58

He eats both of my holes.

21:01

Shrray forward to the point. Yeah. clear. Love

21:03

it. Yeah. Love it. I'll do another straightforward

21:05

one. Okay. Princess has a fat ass,

21:07

so I ate it. Oh, Princess.

21:10

I commend you. Oh, what else can you do when you

21:12

see if that asks? You know? I mean, you can grab a

21:14

On anyone. packet, you can, you know,

21:17

with that booty, like, groceries. Give it

21:19

a little on the cheeks before

21:21

you eat the ass, you know? A little

21:23

jiggle jiggle. Put your face in there and

21:25

just squish it like a sandwich. Anyway,

21:27

Hot tattoo girl gives rim job

21:29

of the year and gets come all

21:31

over phase. That does

21:32

happen. rim job of

21:35

the year. I wanna know what's involved

21:37

in that, you know. You wanna win?

21:39

Yeah. I'm the competitive one

21:41

apparently. Oh. I think you wanna win this room job

21:43

contest too. Preacher's daughter

21:45

gets assayed on minister's

21:47

desk. Oh, interesting. Just so

21:49

I'm keeping the religious theme going. Yeah. Yeah.

21:51

Once you're in it, you can't get out, you know.

21:54

Yeah. Hale Satan, evil angel,

21:56

Kristen Scott, eats cereal from Lee Raven's

21:59

ass. I

21:59

know this

22:00

one well. This is Cannon.

22:02

this is canon. Big deal. Mhmm.

22:05

The gape on that ass in

22:07

this. There's lots of eating things out of

22:09

butt. Yeah. No. I also have

22:11

one. Okay. my friend eating

22:13

strawberries and cream out of my ass

22:15

-- Mhmm. -- noodle food play. I

22:17

am imagining the, like, Skittles

22:19

fairy

22:19

singing that. Like, strawberries

22:21

and cream. Like, I see it

22:22

from half by half. Let's

22:25

take it. Okay. Last

22:27

one for me. double fart

22:30

stack, slave eating dirty

22:32

farting assholes. How

22:34

do you

22:35

stack a fart? I love

22:37

it. dirty

22:38

farting, eating dirty fart dirty

22:40

farting assholes. Wow.

22:42

Oh. That's that's

22:45

more than I can commit to, if I'm

22:47

honest. Yep. I mean, farts happen,

22:49

but eating a dirty party. Yeah. A

22:51

little bit. I mean, although you did one time, referred

22:53

to farts as food when, which

22:57

I

22:58

did. And

23:00

I said my head. What can I say?

23:02

I you know, I don't know that I can eat a

23:05

farting ass. like, not if

23:07

it's actively farting in my face.

23:09

I just I gotta take a lap. It's

23:11

just who I am. It's what I need.

23:13

Okay. Fair. eating ass and getting

23:15

a foot job in the truck.

23:17

Risky, big, dumb shot. Whoa,

23:20

risky. Because this is like,

23:22

because I'm surrounded by eating and

23:24

strawberries and cream. Like, I pictured a

23:26

food truck. Like, I was like, we're in a little we're

23:28

in the back of a food truck. Yeah.

23:31

and the customers are waiting. Yeah. People are

23:33

waiting for their fucking tacos. Try to get their

23:35

tacos. Yeah. One

23:37

second. I'm getting a

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The first

26:06

video we're gonna talk about. Hansi Reeves,

26:08

eats her friends at and comes on

26:10

our face, girlfriends

26:11

films. We're gonna

26:12

get this out of the way. Yeah. A

26:15

shortened, sweet little Vid -- Uh-huh.

26:19

-- very typical

26:21

of the pornverse. Right? Yes. Of the

26:23

mainstream pornverse. Of what of

26:26

what two straight girls having lesbian

26:28

sex -- Yeah. -- with each other.

26:30

So how? Yes. This is Kenzie

26:32

Reeves and Page

26:33

o n. Mhmm.

26:35

They'll set it up for you.

26:37

Kenzie Reeves is over

26:39

at Page's house, and she's like, I just

26:41

wanna chill out and she's like, your dad's room

26:43

feels like a, like, a sex dungeon and,

26:46

like, a sex slave sort of way. And Page is, like,

26:48

oh, yeah. I think they were swingers and, like,

26:51

like,

26:52

can't see, like, goes to her, like, her

26:54

mom's panty

26:55

drawer, basically. Yeah. start trying

26:57

on her parents Lingerie. Yes.

27:00

Well, her moms. They don't really try. Oh,

27:02

yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What's

27:04

weird to me is we

27:06

learned that confused with the costume design here

27:08

because Page is always dressed like an office

27:10

worker. I was like, she just

27:12

came off a set where she had to shoot like

27:14

being like a sexy secretary or like CEO.

27:16

And now she's like, oh, I've got it. I

27:18

guess I'll just wear this for this one. And then

27:20

she was like, I'm supposed to be tutoring

27:23

you. Yeah. which we didn't set up prior.

27:25

Yeah. standard, like, word

27:27

tutoring kind of thing. But, like, why are

27:29

you at her house if

27:31

she's tutoring you? And also, are

27:33

friends. Like Yeah. And she's like,

27:35

remember how we used to do, like, runway when we

27:37

were younger. Like, let's play runway.

27:40

Yeah. If I were to do the work of

27:42

giving this video a better background

27:44

than it has. I would say, like, these are

27:46

friends, but Kenzie Rees is the bad

27:48

friend. Exactly. Jones isn't really supposed to

27:50

hang out with her, but she tutors her, and that's how they get

27:52

around it. Sure. And then

27:54

sometimes they fuck. Because we also just get

27:56

really weirdly into the

27:58

fucking. Like -- Yeah. -- like, there wasn't, like, oh, we

27:59

shouldn't be doing this. Yeah. So, like,

28:02

have you ever tried the whatever?

28:04

Yeah. Like, Kenzie Reeves

28:06

is like,

28:06

trying on the launderers and, like, just, like, second

28:08

way tips a little bit. Like, he's, like,

28:11

breastfeeding that mommy breastfeed you.

28:13

Yes. Okay. And

28:15

then the pager was, like, okay. Just a

28:17

little bit. And then, like, goes to town or

28:19

tits. And I'm, like, I

28:21

don't know. Yeah. Like another make a list.

28:23

Yeah. I'm confused. And then she's like, let's

28:25

just take a thirty minute break and have a

28:28

nice orgasm. Like, I was like, oh, have they done

28:30

this before? Or I know. It's

28:32

just very much they just get to it. In the

28:34

porn world, this somehow makes sense. Sure.

28:36

You know, in the magical universe of

28:38

porn. Right. Let's just get to it. Rules are

28:40

out the window. Yeah. And then,

28:42

you know, we get to them just like naked and

28:44

she's like, Kensey's like sucking

28:46

pages foot and we

28:48

can then get this weird.

28:51

We're like pages like on all fours

28:53

like but presented to the camera and

28:55

like Kenzie is coming behind

28:57

her and like pointing her

28:58

tongue down so it's presented

29:01

for camera. Yes. It's a

29:03

ridiculous position. It makes no sense

29:05

precisely for the purposes of camera. Yeah.

29:07

That is the hardest way to get to

29:09

someone's ass. Like, she's just sort of, like,

29:11

pointing her tongue down. Yeah. But,

29:13

like, they're both facing out. Like, it doesn't like, I

29:15

was, like, normally, you'd think it's, like, asked

29:17

mouth, like a centerpiece human centipede.

29:19

You know what I mean? But like -- Yeah. -- or you just go

29:21

straight for the ass. Yeah. I get to it.

29:23

But she's like She's like I gotta do the

29:25

wraparound. Yeah. And also

29:27

just, like, reaches up from below

29:29

and, like, kinda just, like, smushes her

29:31

ass and -- Yeah. -- we'll see a little bit with

29:33

her hands. Yeah. It was a strange wait.

29:35

Like, I was like her tongue is just a little bit of

29:37

a mess. Kind of like tickling the

29:39

top of her butthole. You

29:41

know? Yeah. and sort of, like, rubbing her,

29:43

like, flicking her butt with her

29:45

tongue. And

29:45

then, you know, we get, like,

29:47

page going down on Kenzie. And

29:49

I will say that there was, like, something really fascinating

29:52

about the way that Kenzie sort of, like, played with

29:54

her vulva, like -- Mhmm. -- in

29:56

order to, like, get pleasure. Like, she was,

29:58

like, really, like, spreading

30:00

her vulva open -- Mhmm. -- which

30:02

I was like, oh, okay. Wow. This is something

30:04

that I was, like,

30:05

not expecting, I guess. Yeah. But, I mean, like,

30:07

you do what you gotta do in order to, like, get pleasure.

30:09

Like, she's obviously, like, her clip isn't, like,

30:11

writing

30:11

it out there, like, hey. If you

30:13

hang on the clothes line for you. Yeah. Yeah.

30:15

like, flicking. You gotta Yeah. Like, she's like, no. You

30:18

gotta, like, pull some stuff back -- Yeah. -- you

30:20

know, in order to get to it. Yeah. It kinda

30:22

just feels like one of those bad,

30:24

premise porns with, like, decent performers in it,

30:26

but also, like, performers who

30:28

Yeah. They're just straight girls, you know. Right.

30:30

Right. And then we get some tripping -- Mhmm. --

30:32

lots of, like, sucking on feet.

30:35

Yeah. And way too much, like,

30:37

I'm coming again and I'm like, no,

30:39

you're not. Like, yeah. And, like, I'm

30:41

gonna come because you're gonna

30:43

come and we're tripping. And I'm like, I don't

30:45

know. Like, if you're I don't buy the

30:47

angle. Like, if this is really doing

30:49

enough for you, like, it's just that thing.

30:51

It's just, like, over the top, but it

30:53

doesn't feel those orgasms, none of them

30:55

felt real to me. Right. Right. Agreed. And I

30:57

just was, like, what? Like, the the the asking

30:59

thing was, like, so Not

31:01

how you eat a butt. Not how you eat a

31:03

butt. Yeah. It was really just a weird drive

31:05

by. But I do normally, I do really

31:07

love page eleven. So -- Yeah. --

31:09

that's, like, same same thing, you know. But when you work with

31:11

specific studios and directors and they want you to do

31:13

something different. Gotta do dumb shit sometimes.

31:15

Yeah. As a performer. Yeah.

31:18

unfortunately. Yeah. Wild premise.

31:20

Yeah. Let's move on to a better

31:22

premise. Yes. Which is

31:25

from The Lessa House. We

31:27

I have talked about this series

31:30

before. Yeah. It's where Jackie St.

31:32

James invites porn stars

31:34

to, like, email or tweet or

31:36

reach out to her and let her know, like

31:38

and let

31:38

the production company know, like, I wanna fuck this

31:40

person. Mhmm. Obviously, if it's reciprocated

31:43

by the person in question or vice

31:46

versa, then they fuck. Where porn

31:48

stars have real sex. Yes. So

31:50

we get, like, interviews upfront, talk

31:52

about why they wanted to fuck this person. And then,

31:54

like, one of

31:55

them comes into the room and

31:57

sex commences. Yep. So I was

31:59

stoked to do this Vid because it has one of my

32:01

favorite performers of all time, Ramo Nomar,

32:04

real fans now, and

32:06

Rebecca Vanguard. Rebecca Vanguard.

32:08

Yeah. And she wrote to Jackie being like,

32:10

I want to eat

32:12

his butt. Yeah. And she was like,

32:14

wow. I've never had anyone be so like,

32:16

what I wanna do. Like, normally, she's like, hey, I would love to, like,

32:19

perform with this person, but she's like, no, I wanna

32:21

specifically shoot with this guy and I wanna

32:23

eat his ass. Yeah. and they in the little

32:25

interviews upfront, they both talk a lot about

32:27

about, like, ass eating and sort of,

32:29

like, the stigma around it

32:31

and specifically

32:33

Ramon because he loves you

32:35

as As Eaton. And he's

32:37

a very, like, masculine,

32:40

like, dumb, performer.

32:42

Yeah. Big fucking burly

32:44

dude. Yeah. But he's like, you know,

32:46

I don't really ever think about labels. Like, I people

32:48

like to give me heat because I like to get my ass a,

32:50

and he's like, or I like to do, like, perform

32:53

with, like, trans

32:54

former performers. And he's

32:55

like, but I don't believe in labels, and

32:57

I don't really care if people are like, you are gay.

32:59

He's like, doesn't you know, I don't give a

33:01

fuck. Yeah. Yeah. He talks about, like, stigma, but

33:04

I'm just, like,

33:04

nothing bothered by it. Yeah.

33:06

Rebecca also said something interesting in the interview

33:09

that I like, where she's,

33:11

like, just a man in

33:13

this position and she gets in her back and, like,

33:15

holds her legs up, you know, like, by

33:17

her neck. She's, like, it's so it's

33:19

vulnerable and it tells me the man is,

33:21

like, confident in himself and his

33:23

sexuality. It's so hot to me and I wanna, like,

33:25

eat that ass. And I

33:25

was, like, same. Okay. That's, like, one of the yeah. Like, the

33:28

subversion of seeing a man in a tip like, typically

33:30

submissive position is so

33:32

hot to me. Yeah. Yeah.

33:34

And then they, you

33:36

know, Gong comes in. Yeah.

33:38

And Rebecca's, like, really

33:40

nervous. It was a kind of sweet.

33:42

Like, I was, like, oh, wow. My favorite element of

33:44

the series is is one of the porn stars are

33:46

nervous and are, like, oh, like, they're

33:48

absolutely, like, real people. You

33:50

know? Yeah. And

33:50

then, you know, she even says, like, just want like, just,

33:52

like, don't touch my ears. And he is Yeah. She's,

33:54

like, long story, don't touch my ears, and he's,

33:56

like, that's great. Can I touch that booty? And

33:58

she's like, yeah. Absolutely. And I'm like, yeah. Look at

34:00

that. Like, we're even doing consent here, you know.

34:03

Like, uh-huh. I mean, it's a really it's

34:05

a long video, but it's an amazing video

34:07

because one of the main reasons that I love Ramon is

34:09

that he is so comfortable and

34:11

unafraid to, like, use words

34:14

and make sound.

34:16

Yeah. And he uses

34:18

his words. He uses his words. Like,

34:20

he's always like, oh, I want your calm. Like,

34:22

there you go. Like, you're a good girl. Like,

34:24

let me see. face. Like, do you like that? You know,

34:26

like, he's always gonna, like, checking in. And I

34:29

actually really loved at one point. He's

34:31

like, what

34:31

do you want? tell me. Yeah. And

34:33

she, like, gets shy. And she's like and he's like, it's okay. You don't have to know.

34:35

And she's like, let me just suck your dick,

34:37

you know, which I really

34:40

loved. And I

34:42

also found fascinating her, like, reactions.

34:44

Advanced Express was one of the the

34:46

most fascinating elements of this video. She's,

34:50

like, very emotional at times. Like,

34:52

oh, like, she's kinda, like,

34:54

hit by certain things

34:54

in a way that, like, passes

34:58

through her face and you're like, whoa, what is

35:00

happening? And there's other times, like, her face

35:02

is so, like, ridiculous and kind of

35:04

goofy. You know what I mean? Like, then there's,

35:06

like, crossing eyes and, like, wild grimaces. Like,

35:08

some of it almost feels put on, but some

35:11

of it really just feels like yeah.

35:13

Like, she shot Like, she's like, oh, this is the face you

35:15

make when you're being, like, fucked crazy. You know?

35:18

Like, when someone finds that spot on the way

35:20

in there, you know? There are times where

35:22

she is screaming

35:24

in this -- Yes. -- you know?

35:26

Screaming. Like, he has, like, a

35:28

dick that curves up. So, like, I could

35:30

only imagine that, like, he

35:32

hits us a g spot in a in a vulva haver, like

35:34

-- Yeah. -- in a very intense

35:36

way. And I also

35:38

loved that,

35:40

like, she, like, says, like, I my legs have to be straight if I'm gonna

35:42

come. You know? Like, I'm like, I love the honesty.

35:44

Like, I've been there too. I'm like, I actually I

35:46

I need to have, like, a lot of

35:48

tension in my legs and my feet in order to lay it off. And she and

35:51

you see that tension, like, her leg shake

35:53

in this, like, really intense way too, like,

35:55

throughout a bunch of

35:56

the, like, approach to

35:58

come and the, like and there's also, like, a lot

35:59

of I'm so close in

36:01

this

36:01

video that I She's fighting for it.

36:04

She's fighting for the order that that she's, like, fuck I'm

36:06

close and

36:08

you, like, you think

36:08

she's gonna come because in porn time, she

36:10

is by now. Right. But you're actually

36:12

just seeing her, like, stay in that

36:15

really close place that like Eddievolva

36:17

have her nose, like -- Yeah. -- you can get to that place and

36:19

be like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. And then, like, met like, if you

36:21

went away, you know, like, it's You'll have to

36:23

sort of place it. Yeah.

36:25

Bear down in that place and, like, stay

36:28

so it's, like, amazing to kinda see that from a performer

36:30

and see the, like, commitment

36:32

Mhmm. And the reality of it as opposed to it just being like, oh, now

36:34

I'm coming because you're inside of me.

36:37

Right. Another key line from Ramona,

36:39

I just wanna flag that

36:42

she goes down on him with

36:44

great enthusiasm towards the beginning of the video

36:45

and, like, she her eyes are

36:48

like, she's weeping. Like,

36:50

her eyes are watering, and he's like, why

36:52

you cry? Yeah. Like,

36:54

it's obviously, like, a joke that

36:56

is is so great. I'm like, oh,

36:58

I know. I love him. Yeah. And then, of course, we get a good

37:00

section of, like, ass eating where he, like, puts

37:02

his legs up and he jerks

37:04

himself off, like, while she eats

37:06

his ass. and, like -- Mhmm. -- he

37:08

says, like, look at me. Like, he's a very connected performer. Yeah. You know,

37:10

like, he always is, like, you know, very,

37:12

like, checking in with a person and, like,

37:15

there are a lot of times, like, in

37:17

just, like, watching knowing his

37:19

cannon. Like, he can like, he's great connection.

37:21

He feels the the the other performer, like, he'll

37:24

be, like, oh, you're close. like, you're close. Like,

37:26

he's, like, oh, already? Like, there'll be Yeah.

37:28

So he's, like, like, already. And then, like,

37:30

he can feel, like, how intense

37:32

it is. I love that side. Yeah.

37:34

Also should be noted that, like, he

37:36

eats her ass -- Yes. -- a

37:38

good old chunk of time. Yeah. Sure. Yeah. She reciprocates,

37:40

which is kinda cool this. Like, we know we're leading up to, like,

37:42

her reading his ass. Like, we know that's gonna be

37:45

an event. Yeah. But he's, like, I'm

37:47

gonna do all the things for Yeah. No. No. And she,

37:49

like, rubs her face in there. Like, she is

37:52

really going down. He's, like, oh, like, your tongue is,

37:54

like, d you know, like, but your tongue is

37:56

in there. which I really loved. And then we

37:58

get anal. Mhmm. And,

37:59

you know,

38:00

we get some blue color. some yeah.

38:03

There is definitely some like,

38:05

it takes a little bit because she's like, she keeps me like, oh,

38:08

like, she's like, oh, comment meek.

38:10

Like, wow. You know,

38:12

she's really you know,

38:14

like, having, like she's, like, trying, like, warm up to

38:16

this thing. And then they

38:18

fucking and then she's, like, get it gets to another

38:20

point where she's, like, literally screaming because she's

38:22

fucking her so hard. Yeah. And that was really

38:24

I mean, it was really really hot to me. And, absolutely,

38:26

you know, he's also, like, so animalistic. Like,

38:28

he's, like, growling, and she's, like, screaming. And

38:30

yeah. I was, like, this is an

38:33

intense scene. And

38:34

and yeah.

38:35

And then she's like, I want you to come

38:37

in my ass. And, yeah, it was like

38:39

like forty minutes of them fucking. Yeah.

38:41

It's really intense. Yeah. And

38:43

then this is also something that I love that it's,

38:45

like, unedited. So, like, she's, like, you know, to meet

38:47

your expectations. And she's, like, oh,

38:50

yeah. Like, Yeah. Yes. You know? Yeah. And then,

38:52

like, maybe even survival mode. And

38:54

I was, like, maybe. Yes. It

38:56

was. Yes. That looked insane.

38:58

I know.

39:00

And then she's like, I'm scared for you to pull out. And it pulls out. And she goes,

39:02

oh, and I was like, what's happening? Like,

39:04

I needed to know. Like, I was like,

39:06

there's some sort of mess back there.

39:09

And I don't know if it's, like, come spilling

39:11

out or lube or, like, others

39:14

something else spilling out, but

39:16

she was, like,

39:18

oh, that's and he's like, no worries. It's okay. No worries.

39:20

And then we're like, and that's the end of the video. And

39:22

I was like, I love to see

39:24

that because sometimes, yeah,

39:26

if you have anal and you're, like, it's

39:28

for, like, extended period of time,

39:30

like, something else might come out and,

39:32

like, that just comes with

39:34

the territory. You know? Yeah. Yeah. So we

39:35

really love this video. That's why we love

39:37

this series. Yeah. I love this video. story real,

39:39

I

39:39

did too,

39:42

very hot. Definitely. Yeah. Super hot. I also loved I

39:44

mean, yeah. They just it turned me on.

39:46

Yeah. It had a lot of things in it that I

39:48

love. Mhmm. It's in the bank for me. Yeah. For

39:50

sure. Same. Hundred percent.

39:51

Yeah. No doubt. Have jerked off to it. We'll continue

39:54

too. Yeah. Listen. For a video like

39:56

this, I will stay up till two in the

39:58

morning on Wednesday watching a

39:59

forty five minute board. didn't

40:01

say up that late. I'm just teasing you because, you know,

40:03

you you fought for this one. I'm not bad. You

40:05

did. I did. And I was like, no worries if

40:07

you don't wanna do it. that that

40:10

we come on. I know. As soon as you reminded me that

40:12

this Bullosa House existed, I was like, oh,

40:13

fuck. We don't do that. Yeah. It's important.

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