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Helping you find hot, ethical, just

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And we're looking at a

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anything.

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Before we introduce the topic, we have a delectable

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little segment for you today.

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Sixty nine seconds of sex news.

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We've pulled headlines from the news to keep

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you informed. and horny.

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Here we go. A

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New York City woman named Sarah, she declined

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to give her last name, has double a lot of flakiness

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in her dating life, so she decided to do

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something about it. Sarah's date canceled

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an hour before they were sent to meet and he wanted

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to reschedule. She said yes,

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but with one caveat, he had to pay

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a fifty dollar deposit. She asked

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him to Venmo her fifty dollars, and as long as

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he showed up and quote, did everything right,

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She would send his fifty

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dollars back, but

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Sarah isn't the only enterprising someone

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in New York. Martha Duke said

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she charges a douche bag tag to

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men who have her. She

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said she said approximately six Venmo requests

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ranging from fifteen hundred dollars to

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three thousand dollars for reasons

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like infidelity, secret

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marriages, and simply wasting her time.

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As for Sarah's deposit, her date never rescheduled

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and she kept the fifty dollars. tax the

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rich and the douchebags. Drafting

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season isn't just for Fantasy Football.

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It's a hot new dating trend. Young

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singles are creating lists of potential

2:34

lovers to date over the fall months before

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they commit to a winner when winter

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arrives. This trend leaves you right into

2:40

the well known cutting season. A list

2:42

of lovers swivel down to your cold weather

2:44

soul mate. Sounds fun, but also a little

2:46

bit exhausting.

2:48

Steve O from Jackass fame was advised

2:51

by a therapist to take a year off sex and masturbation.

2:54

Steve was dealing with sex addiction when he took

2:56

his therapist advice and didn't ejaculate for

2:58

nearly fifteen months to clear his mind.

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He is now far along in his recovery and

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happily engaged. However, he said

3:04

that the first orgasm after a year of celibacy

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was terribly overwhelming. fifteen

3:09

months of build up. That must have been one

3:11

hell of a cum shot.

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my printer

3:16

It's Come shine. Come

3:19

shine. Lots of kind

3:21

of, like, insightory history. I

3:24

was just gonna say the same thing. Yeah.

3:26

That could be resolved. Well, let me give you

3:28

a little description. Oh,

3:30

sure. a cum shot. I mean,

3:32

it's so self explanatory. But it's a depiction

3:35

of human ejaculation especially onto

3:37

another person. Mhmm. Some shots have

3:39

become the object of fetish genres like Bucaki

3:41

or Facials. They're often used

3:44

as way to close a scene. Yeah. Some shots

3:46

may also depict ejaculation onto another performer's

3:48

body parts such as genitals, buttocks, chest or

3:51

also known as the pop shot or

3:53

money shot. Yes. And the thing I wanna

3:55

call out here that is unique about this

3:57

is that it is specific to porn.

3:59

I mean, you can say, like, here's the come

4:01

shot, like, come on someone real life. Yeah.

4:04

But shot implies the camera. That

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is This is actually, like, a porn centric

4:09

term, which is -- Yes. -- unusual,

4:11

you know. A lot of times, the terms we're talking about

4:13

is general sex acts, and this is -- Right. --

4:15

this is about the porn space. Yeah.

4:17

And, honestly, kind of, you know, was

4:20

born during the golden age of

4:22

born. Yeah. We didn't really see it. Like,

4:24

we had stag films. We had, like, other people who

4:26

were recording sex. on

4:28

camera or on film. But,

4:30

you know, ejaculation was usually

4:33

inside of a person. We didn't really see

4:35

it getting pulled out and coming

4:37

on them when we didn't see that actually until

4:39

deep throat? Yeah. I think

4:41

that like, so Linda

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Williams, a film studies professor at Uzi

4:45

Berkley. He's stipulates in her book,

4:47

but hard core, power pleasure, and the

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frenzy of the Visible. This is her

4:51

book largely about porn

4:53

and Though there were

4:56

some depictions of cum prior,

4:58

deep throat is kind of the first time that it's like

5:00

an event and it's centralized. We're

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framing the cum shot as

5:04

important. Mhmm.

5:06

And

5:06

that was a big film. Yeah.

5:08

It was a big minor length porno,

5:10

and it had the first time we it was the first time we had

5:12

closed up mail ejaculation. on the

5:14

big screen. Yeah. And then we had, you

5:16

know, behind the green door, there was a

5:18

five and a half minute psychosexual trip

5:21

at the end -- Mhmm. -- with a slow

5:23

motion close-up of a man ejaculating on

5:26

Marilyn Chambers' face and neck. Mhmm.

5:28

And then it just sort of after

5:30

the success of both of those movies, it

5:32

became kind of required. You

5:34

know? Yeah.

5:35

Puned to a harder chord and

5:37

kind of became a

5:38

a built in requisite and then took on,

5:40

like, its own narrative. Like, we

5:42

get, like, pearl necklaces and, like -- Right.

5:45

-- come on my tits and and face

5:47

Scholes is a thing. Right. You know? Yeah. I

5:49

mean, there was even this book, the filmmakers guided to

5:51

pornography that was written in nineteen seventy seven

5:53

by Steven Ziplow. he said,

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if you don't have the come shot, you don't have

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a

5:57

porno picture. Wow.

5:58

So

5:59

You know? Yeah.

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And then and I think

6:04

You know, it also kind of

6:06

symbolized the whole what

6:09

unfortunately, what porn became, which

6:11

was like the whole point of it was that, like, it

6:13

ended with an orgasm. them. And it was so

6:15

male centric. Yes. You know?

6:18

Yeah. So this there's this thing in Jezebel

6:20

that this article

6:22

jazabella wants to jaz on your face, but not why

6:24

you think that makes an interesting argument

6:27

that the AIDS crisis

6:29

have an influence on oh, sure.

6:31

to allow and -- Yeah. -- like, come on

6:33

me, not in me, was

6:35

a popular sex educator slogan

6:38

in the eighties and that, like,

6:41

that

6:41

could have meant just ejaculating on a woman's

6:43

stomach or her ass or her back if we're

6:45

talking about straight porn But

6:46

then it was like, oh, if you come on her face, you can

6:49

see her reaction in that she loves it. Yeah. It,

6:51

like, enhances it. So when we're looking

6:53

at, like, literally over decades of porn

6:55

is how The comm shot was

6:57

just, I think, initially, like,

6:59

innocently almost, like, just an exciting

7:02

-- Right. -- sexual event to incorporate,

7:04

and it was a way that that porn

7:05

was becoming harder core

7:07

and edgier and being like, oh, this is

7:09

more exciting because it's doing something more dangerous.

7:11

And then that became a requisite and then it

7:13

became like you have to fucking come on the woman's

7:16

face or, like, have that come shot at the end of

7:18

porn. And it made it more about, like,

7:20

okay, end of film. You know, like, we

7:22

achieved the thing. and it made the porn

7:24

even more male gazey than I think

7:26

it necessarily was in the seventies

7:28

and that, like, as we head into the

7:30

eighties and nineties and early that

7:33

porn becomes even more

7:35

We start porn becoming more hardcore

7:37

and being produced by men and controlled

7:39

by men. becomes, like, more male gazey

7:41

and that this part of it is almost, like,

7:43

an accidental contributor to

7:45

-- Yeah. -- male gaze. You know what I mean? It's

7:47

interesting. Yep. both things are true, I guess,

7:49

is what I'm saying. Yeah. because they will I mean,

7:51

it makes sense to me, you know, to be like,

7:53

oh, we need to know that he

7:55

finished. you know, like

7:57

-- Yeah. -- if he just comes inside of her,

7:59

like, we can't tell. Yeah. And then

8:01

it's like, well, we also wanna know she liked

8:03

it, you know. So, like,

8:05

I I see the through line. Yeah. You

8:07

see the innocence of the intention

8:10

-- Right. -- that turns into, like, can

8:12

I just watch a porn without seeing a woman

8:14

get just on -- Right. -- because I don't like just

8:16

on my face necessarily. So

8:18

can I just watch a porn that's about

8:20

her coming and that's the more important event.

8:23

Right. he also comes or maybe

8:25

does if we're talking about straight born. You know?

8:27

Yes. And, of course, we do get that later on

8:29

when we get, like, the rise of feminist born and things like

8:31

that. Yeah. of course. And, like, and the

8:33

rise of a little show called girls on

8:35

porn. Yes. Yes. All about

8:37

more inclusive, queer, porn,

8:39

etcetera. But, yeah, like, breaking down the

8:41

rigid formula of being, like, it has to

8:43

end with, like, mail ejaculation. Yes.

8:45

But it's also interesting that it's called the Money

8:48

Shot to bring it back to, you know,

8:50

Linda Williams. and her book.

8:52

She kind of wrote that, like,

8:54

it's a convergence of

8:56

money and sexual pleasure -- Mhmm. --

8:58

because, like, a lot of times,

9:00

it's like where the money is. Like men male

9:02

performers wouldn't be paid if they didn't

9:04

ejaculate on camera. Yeah.

9:06

As soon as you bring like a contract into

9:09

the room and you say, these are

9:11

our deliverables. Like, it's so funny

9:14

to think about a comm shot as

9:16

deliverable, but, like, essentially becomes built

9:18

in. And it also that means it becomes this

9:20

high pressure thing for

9:22

male performers, which I know -- Right.

9:24

you know, we've even talked to to guests on the show about,

9:26

like, is is a stressful thing? Like, it

9:28

Right. Right. You know, it's like

9:30

telling an actor to, like, cry right now.

9:33

come right now, you know. Yeah. And

9:36

porn sets can often be not

9:38

conducive to that kind of thing. You know,

9:40

like, really sterile or

9:42

exhausting, like, all the things that

9:45

could fight orgasm. Right. You know?

9:47

Mhmm. But, yeah, really fascinating. I learned a

9:49

lot in researching for this. Yeah.

9:52

I

9:52

have a little diagram.

9:53

Oh, just get our

9:55

lovely intern Erica

9:58

pulled. This is one of my favorite things ever

9:59

reader, I wish you could see

10:02

this. It is So

10:04

I am looking at a a multicolor

10:06

diagram This

10:09

is from some website

10:11

called precedent -- Oh. -- which I've never

10:13

found for, but I assume it's an academic

10:15

website. Thank you, Erica. And your

10:18

access to academia. Yeah. Thank

10:20

God. This is a timeline of

10:22

slang terms created

10:24

from Greene's dictionary of slang published in

10:26

twenty ten and written by Jonathan

10:28

Greene. And

10:30

this how has all different

10:32

terminology for coming over

10:35

multiple centuries. So we have --

10:37

Oh. -- we have spent

10:39

in fifteen forty six. we

10:41

know. piss one's

10:43

telo in fifteen ninety

10:45

seven. Never heard of that

10:47

one. We kurds. Oh,

10:51

sixteen o. Cheesy

10:54

kurds. Come off. sixteen

10:56

eighteen, which, etmologically, is the

10:58

origin of comm as we know it today, that

11:00

initially was come off and that

11:02

it was come -- Mhmm. -- and then it was come with

11:04

the you -- You. -- that wasn't

11:06

implied.

11:07

Slime sixteen seventy

11:09

three.

11:10

Ammunition. Sixteen eighty five.

11:13

Wow. Flash in the pan.

11:15

Sixteen seventy four. I'm gonna use that one.

11:17

Yeah. Just a flash in the pan. Yeah.

11:19

Also, snowball sixteen

11:22

seventy four, I don't think

11:24

it implies what it does today. I

11:26

think that this is just a

11:28

simple use of the word is, like,

11:30

snowball. Like, your snow your jizzing

11:32

as opposed to the mouth

11:34

trade stuff that we know it to be now.

11:37

This one I know nothing about who

11:39

is missus Philip. Missus

11:41

Phillips wear seventeen

11:43

eighty five. It's like,

11:46

casserole dish. Like, I don't even understand how that

11:48

is. I don't know. synonymous

11:51

with jizzing. We

11:53

have jet one's juice in

11:55

eighteen seventy. Fire

11:57

a shot eighteen fifty. Shoot

11:59

one's milk. Eighteen

12:01

sixty -- Wow. -- lather,

12:04

eighteen thirty seven,

12:06

dab up, eighteen thirty six.

12:09

French letter eighteen

12:11

thirty seven -- Wow.

12:13

-- and we're not even in the We're not even in the We're

12:15

not even in the I mean, this just goes

12:17

up to nineteen hundred. This

12:18

killer. Okay. Okay. diagram. And

12:20

then guess what

12:22

year we came up with Splunk.

12:25

a is it in the

12:27

twentieth century? It's in the nineteenth century.

12:30

Okay. Eight eighteen seventy

12:32

two. so close. It was eighteen seventy.

12:34

Wait, really? Yeah. I

12:36

pulled that right out of my ass. I

12:38

love your ass. I love what you call

12:40

that. Isn't that wild? That

12:42

is crazy. It's like Spunk

12:45

feels modern. Right? It does. It

12:47

does. Spunk feel like it we came up with it

12:49

in the early offs. Like, I feel like you just

12:51

got Spunk. Yeah. Yeah.

12:55

Spunk. I love a diagram. I love a

12:57

little too. I love a color

12:59

coded dated list --

13:01

Mhmm. -- of things like cleave the

13:03

pin, fifteen ninety five.

13:05

Anyway, I'll leave it there.

13:08

Mild. Mild indeed. Lots

13:10

of, you know, a lot of those things kinda

13:12

died off. Yeah. I mean, I love finding

13:14

one of those absolutely bonkers

13:16

expressions. I mean, like, whenever I have with

13:18

that, let's bring it back. I never do because

13:21

I'm not, you know, famous. Right.

13:23

I can't, like, start a trend. I can't make

13:25

fetch happen. we can certainly try. We've

13:27

I mean, we've got, like, drilling off has

13:30

has successfully, like, latched

13:32

on. So, like, know, maybe we

13:34

just pick one from that list and see if we can

13:36

get it going. Listeners, vote for your

13:38

favorite. Yeah. Right

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to us. Tell us what you think. When you leave us

13:42

a five star review, tell us

13:44

which term for jizzing is your

13:46

favorite. Actually, generally, that's kinda

13:48

fun. I'd read that. I'd read that a lot on the show.

13:50

Yeah. Shall we show down? Or am

13:52

I writing No.

13:54

I'm writing it down. Okay. Broke

13:56

out the jam to hit that wet ass

13:58

pussy one more time, super

14:00

sloppy come shot. Breakout

14:04

the jam. Breakout the jam. That

14:06

sounds like one of those expressions.

14:08

Yeah. Breakout the jelly. Sprint

14:10

the jam. Whenever

14:14

I hear jam or jelly, I can just all I can

14:16

think of is like tossing salad in prison. Oh,

14:19

yeah. That's the only thing I

14:21

think of Yeah. Good point. But it's

14:23

interesting. Like, there's the through line there. There's some -- Yeah. --

14:25

something working hand in hand here.

14:27

Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Okay.

14:28

Montage reel of Dude shooting

14:30

their come into and onto a slew of hot

14:32

horny babes. Into and

14:35

onto, quite literal this what? We've got a

14:37

montage reel -- Mhmm. -- dude

14:39

shooting the comb into and onto. But

14:41

A whole bunch of hot horny babes.

14:43

Great. Yeah. Great. Great. I can

14:45

appreciate it. figured it was time to show

14:47

you a come shop by now.

14:49

Period. I love

14:51

when people talk about it. A period.

14:53

Yeah. Just like a pure I love a period of the port

14:55

space because it has such a soft landing,

14:57

you know. It's like Not figured it

14:59

was something. get a comm shot.

15:00

Zero

15:02

enthusiasm is what I'm getting from

15:04

that. Yeah. Yeah. Like, go get don't do

15:06

it if you don't want to. Yeah. And don't give me an

15:08

accomplished job. You're not excited your job

15:10

does. It's yours. You know?

15:12

Okay. This one, I don't even know what to make

15:14

sense of or how to make sense of. Maybe

15:16

you can help me. friendly

15:19

fire come shot. Oh.

15:21

What is it? fire. So

15:23

friendly fire in war.

15:25

I mean, fire not

15:27

ourselves. Oh, it's I'm gonna Google

15:29

it because it is a porn term. Oh,

15:32

is it? Yeah. And for these

15:34

items, no. I'll talk

15:36

about war while you're googling. You know, like,

15:38

one does. Yeah. because, like, friendly

15:40

fire in the war zone means, like, whoops, we

15:42

fucking shot on our own soldiers or

15:44

like It's yeah. Usually

15:46

occurs when two males are involved with threesome with a

15:48

consenting woman and one of the men inadvertently spirms

15:50

on his buddy. I

15:52

thought it was me just jizzing on myself,

15:54

which I was like, that's pretty common. Oh, yeah.

15:56

Maybe it's come on our

15:57

own stomachs, haven't we?

15:59

Yeah. Yeah.

15:59

Yeah.

15:59

In in incidental contact

16:02

between the Cox. Oh, it's even

16:04

like friendly fire. It's just like

16:06

getting, like, accent. Jizz

16:08

splash. And can it be, like, when we're

16:10

whoops. Our our Dick's touched and we're straight.

16:12

Like, is I think it's just friendly

16:14

fire has just come. Got

16:16

it. Yeah. I mean, that makes more sense. Mhmm.

16:18

Okay. Similarly, drenched

16:21

in jizz. Drenched

16:25

Just like been drenched

16:28

drenched. Oh,

16:30

I can't be super nervous. Yeah.

16:32

I had to, like, die a little and then

16:35

come back. So doubt was like, I'm drenched

16:37

in it. Oh, yeah. Hope

16:39

I can make it to the bathroom without making too

16:41

much of a mess. Yeah. Okay.

16:43

Second of last one. Hit me

16:45

with your best come shot.

16:47

Hit me with your best come

16:50

shot. Fire

16:52

away.

16:56

Okay. Last one for

16:58

me. Don't come

16:59

on me. Oops.

17:02

Dialog. Yeah. We have lines of

17:05

dialogue here. Oops. Okay.

17:06

Last one for me. Mhmm.

17:09

Getting combshot over the hot NUB.

17:13

Oh. What a nub is in

17:15

this episode? Oh, gosh.

17:17

The term nub just doesn't make me feel very

17:19

good though. Yeah. Like a

17:21

nub. Like, it just feels like a he's, you know, like,

17:23

what's going on? like it feels like some it's

17:25

missing from something else. You know,

17:27

in the eyes that it was broken

17:30

off. Yes. Yeah. Like a nub was

17:32

a small piece of Like, it was once bigger.

17:34

Yeah. It was once bigger.

17:36

Yeah. And and we're come shouting.

17:39

over the hot knob. I

17:41

it's the knob feels out of place here.

17:43

I'm really curious what the knob's

17:46

function is. I might have to click on this one

17:48

over the break, but we'll see

17:50

let's see how it goes.

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So we'd

20:16

love to start with a film that feels

20:18

like one of the titles we read in the

20:20

showdown as Rachel just said on the

20:22

break. We were just talking about getting drenched and

20:24

come. So let's talk about this nonsense called

20:26

Two nurses tag team a dick.

20:29

This is from Humbluff

20:32

City. Oh, I didn't

20:34

even that. I love that there's a channel called

20:36

composites. This is a corner of the Internet I've

20:38

somehow not spent a lot of time in. I

20:40

didn't realize they were just whole

20:42

fake ass comm shot video.

20:44

Yeah. This is I mean, yeah,

20:46

spoiler. It's it's not real. The commas,

20:48

I know. The commas, Absolutely

20:51

bonkers. Yes. So we get this. The

20:53

commas, the equivalent way. I just have

20:55

to sway this. That just

20:57

occurred to me. The commas like in

20:59

monty python when they sever a

21:01

limb and the blood starts out

21:03

or, like, pumps. Yes. This

21:05

is kind of the way the judge operates

21:07

here. And the the viscosity

21:09

of the come -- Is that what is

21:11

the come? -- milk. It's milk. Yeah. It

21:13

has to be because it's, like, splashing.

21:16

Yeah. Yeah. It is splashy. It's somewhat it

21:18

feels a little bit thicker, but it's still

21:20

it looks thin as fluid as milk. Like,

21:22

it's way too thin for Jizz. Yeah.

21:24

But it's thicker than milk because it it sticks

21:26

on our scrubs. Right. Somehow

21:28

it's you and me as the nurse is suddenly Yeah.

21:31

Yeah. Yes. Yeah. We are there.

21:33

It says, So two

21:35

nurses are they're here to treat

21:37

you today. They're going over his

21:39

chart. He's got flu like symptoms.

21:41

It shows Naja. Oh.

21:44

Yeah. Naja. Oh.

21:46

Okay. Okay. Yes. So what we're gonna

21:48

do is we're gonna release the toxins from your

21:51

body. Yeah. Part of the process is making you feel better

21:53

is getting all these toxins released. We

21:55

do this all the time. Yes.

21:57

So we're gonna let's get to it, Jimmy. They

21:59

get some lube out, and they're like, you know, like,

22:02

we're gonna we gotta get you to relax so you can

22:04

ejaculate. And then at one

22:06

point, Chelsea was relaxed. sprays. Let me see that file

22:08

and I was like, is she looking for her line? Like,

22:10

what's happening on the file at this point? Like,

22:12

we're already talking on a stick. Like,

22:14

let's go. and then start to jerk

22:16

them off and, like, that's what's making you

22:18

so sick is just all these

22:20

toxins and, like, oh,

22:22

good job. Oh, nice,

22:24

healthy, hard dick. And

22:26

oh, yeah. Keep going. And it's

22:28

just like splurting. Yeah.

22:30

Like, to be clear, they touch

22:32

the dick and get the dick card

22:34

and then it's coming and it comes

22:36

-- Yeah. -- five to six times.

22:39

Yes. in this four minute video. Oh, I

22:41

love that, come. You're

22:43

definitely getting a lollipop. What do

22:45

I just and a sticker?

22:49

Did you fuck that one

22:50

of the nurses was absolutely flinching?

22:53

Yes. Of yours. Yeah. They were gonna spray

22:55

to the fucking Yeah. It was

22:57

a lot of jizz, like, just, like,

23:00

shooting up and, like, hitting them in the

23:02

tits. Like, they're they're standing over. It was a lot

23:04

of jizz. Just, like, salivating them. It

23:06

just felt, like, splash plug. Yes. I was like,

23:08

that's why it has to be milk or something because it's, like,

23:10

getting absorbed, like eating into the,

23:12

like, gallons. You know? Oh,

23:14

it's like so we're almost done for today that

23:16

keep going. It's like hitting

23:19

her mask.

23:20

shooting up

23:22

into the sky. Like, it really

23:24

is shooting. And she does literally

23:26

say you almost blinded me there.

23:30

dramatic. This is very dramatic. Gonna need a gonna

23:32

need a towel. Yeah. Doctor

23:34

James. Yes. Uh-huh. Suddenly they

23:36

have names. I get this scrub assistant,

23:38

is a distinct detail. And then also, let's

23:41

fill out those discharge papers.

23:43

Right. See what they did there. Yeah. This

23:45

it was bloggers. So it

23:47

was so much fluid. You

23:50

know? Like, it was a

23:52

disgusting like, they were drenched in

23:54

mints. Yes. Except it was obviously

23:56

fake mints. Yeah. Yeah. This is a

23:58

thing. In researching for this episode, there

24:00

are people who make fake

24:03

come for

24:05

movie sets, or if it's like

24:07

a kink and you're using it to fill up your toy

24:09

because, like, there are dildos that do

24:11

ejaculate, you know. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And there are

24:13

people who make fake

24:15

come. Yeah. To be clear, this is not one of

24:17

those dildos that ejaculates. This is -- It's like

24:19

we all pump next to a deck,

24:21

you know. Yes. because of the angle.

24:24

Yeah. It was really

24:26

bananas. Yeah. And

24:28

I actually, like, don't love

24:30

when, like, Jizz comes out like that in, like, a porn. Like,

24:32

I don't need it to, like so there are some people who are,

24:34

like, I wanna see it spray the walls.

24:36

You know? Yeah. It's funny

24:39

that that's mean, I think that just goes back to

24:41

what we were talking about in the history of it

24:43

that, like -- Yeah. -- once you establish something as

24:45

a thing, you're just going bigger

24:47

and bigger. Right. That

24:49

has but, like, hitting it. Yeah. In service of who,

24:51

is it just like an excess of

24:53

of Jizz? You know, like, it's so funny

24:56

that It's also funny that, like, the ad that popped up for me

24:58

on this before I watched it is the, like, Steven

25:00

Axs. Believe it. Believe it

25:02

Axs. I'm kind of the fucking, you know,

25:04

the music. It's either, like, set

25:06

a fill filling a glass.

25:08

I say, as you take a drink of water, dilate.

25:10

Or it's, like, just squirting

25:13

like, adjacent a ruler so that we can get, like, look

25:15

how far you just Before

25:17

and after taking CminX.

25:19

Like, I don't you need more of

25:22

it is, like, I need to see more

25:24

jizz. I'm worried. I need the jizz.

25:26

I need more of it. You know? Oh,

25:28

like, yeah. if you just hadn't had a

25:30

good time, I'm having a good time. You know?

25:32

Right. Everything's great. But,

25:34

yeah, some people are are a little

25:36

fluid freaks and, like, They want it on.

25:38

Yeah. Doesn't have to be my thing. No.

25:40

I don't I also feel like those fluid freaks

25:42

are like, this is milk. Fuck this. Yeah.

25:45

Yeah. Exactly saying that. Yeah.

25:47

Speaking of milk, shall

25:49

we move on to the next

25:51

visit? Yes. Super

25:53

milker. This is from Men on

25:55

Edge. Max Connor gets his huge cock huge

25:57

hard cock, milled dry. Mhmm.

25:59

With Dominic Pacifico at max Connor,

26:01

highway at kinks dot com. Yeah.

26:03

very long video, but

26:05

we decided, you know, to pick, like, kind of

26:07

the last ten minutes of, like, where

26:09

things have really been built up. He's

26:11

been edged for our hours long time. Yeah.

26:13

Yes. We have a

26:16

harness with, like, arms behind

26:18

the back beautiful harness. Like,

26:20

lovely love arms. Yeah. and

26:22

and then, like, a bar, like, between

26:24

the legs and spreader. Uh-huh.

26:27

A spreader. Thank you. Uh-huh. And

26:30

he's gagged. And then he's got, like,

26:32

nipple suckers on, like, vacuum

26:34

sealed nipples. Very intense ones too.

26:36

because when we finally take them off, like,

26:38

the nipple impressions. stays for

26:40

the duration of the video. Yeah. Also

26:42

important to say that the setup of this is this

26:44

like super deluxe smoking machine.

26:47

Yeah. that I was trying to figure out what how to

26:49

describe what this looks like and what it's

26:51

akin to that isn't in the porn

26:53

space like -- Yeah. -- it looks like a

26:55

penis pump you know. Yeah. Like, it's Like, what a

26:57

peanut spot looks like, I guess. Like, it's a

26:59

tube with, like, a vacuum

27:01

bag, basically. Yes. But it like,

27:03

I'm, like, looks like a bike pump. Like, that's not such a, like, sort of,

27:05

what it looks like, but you can see inside of it

27:07

and see the deck being, like, yeah,

27:09

pump. It's crazy. You can see so

27:11

he's sliding it over his stick with

27:13

a bunch of lube and you can see

27:15

it. There's a camera angle where you get kind of underneath

27:17

it and you can see the vacuum

27:20

seal like, happening. So it's, like, kind of, like, two

27:22

motions. It's, like, sliding up and down and and,

27:24

like, vacuuming and squeezing it.

27:26

Yeah. So it's, like, in I'm

27:28

thinking I'm squeezing at the same time. So

27:30

this is, like, this is akin to a very good

27:32

blowjob. You know? Right. Yes.

27:34

And he's, like, I'm gonna you know, he's, like, is

27:36

like, I'm gonna come down and yanks it away, and

27:38

he, like, fucking spasms. Yes.

27:40

Which happened several times. Like, this

27:42

is one of the rare cases, like, by the

27:44

end of it, I was like, let the

27:46

man -- I know. -- just totally

27:48

what, like, Man on Edge is all about. But I was,

27:51

like, I was, like, in pain

27:53

-- I'm wanting to let the

27:55

dude come. Yeah. So

27:57

he takes up the milker, and then he sucks

27:59

him off a little bit. He takes up the nipple

28:01

clamps. And he's like, come on. You

28:03

gotta let me come. And

28:05

then he's like, you know, John looks like taking him off, and then he's

28:07

like almost about to come again. He stops.

28:10

And he's like begging at this

28:12

point. Yeah. And so then he

28:14

starts to jerk him off with his with both

28:16

hands. And Max at this

28:17

point is, like, actually shaken.

28:20

Like, he's like -- Yeah. -- he wants to come

28:22

so badly, and he's like yelling.

28:24

And this is what I this is what I

28:26

want for our come shot. because I want

28:29

someone shaking and yelling

28:31

and, like, deep guttural

28:34

moaning from, like, needing to come

28:36

so bad when he finally comes.

28:38

It's, like, the devil has been

28:40

released from -- Yeah. Yeah. -- like,

28:42

it is otherworldly. It

28:44

is transcended. Yeah. The com

28:46

doesn't, like, spray out, you know. Yeah. It's not even

28:48

it's not, like, oh, yeah. This is so much just

28:50

it's just, like, his

28:53

max body. This wall reaction to

28:56

what? It's wanting to come so bad.

28:58

Yeah. That that's what it made it really

29:00

fucking hot. to me? Yes. When

29:02

when I think about the third or fourth

29:04

time that Max is, like, I'm gonna come and

29:06

then Dominic, like, stops and, like,

29:08

whips the stuff off. And then

29:10

when he, like, followed up with the

29:12

superpumper again, I was, like, post

29:14

COVID. I

29:14

know. Oh, yeah. It's really

29:16

it's really comes. and then he puts the

29:18

thing and I was like, this is I

29:21

know. Bold. Like, I have made I

29:23

have given Blue Jobs and gone

29:25

for the dick again after after

29:27

he came and had to be like,

29:30

like, I have felt that presence

29:32

in -- Yeah. -- like, in a room of, like,

29:34

oh, wow. You're really done coming.

29:36

You know? because the male orgasm, like a dick orgasm is

29:38

very different than a vulva orgasm

29:40

where you can keep going in a different

29:42

way. Mhmm. So this was wild to

29:44

watch. Yes. Yeah. It was crazy.

29:46

Yeah. And honestly, really

29:48

hot. Really fucking hot. And as with

29:50

all kink foams, it ends with an

29:52

interview. And In the pre interview, which

29:54

I watched for this, Max,

29:56

I think, had done, like, one or two scenes with

29:58

King before,

29:59

or

29:59

and our director moderator was like, yeah, did you have fun? Was

30:02

like, yeah. It was a pretty

30:03

interesting experience and, like,

30:06

spoke really you know, sort of top line

30:08

and was almost coy about how the other

30:10

shoots had gone. And this one,

30:12

Max is standing there just kind

30:14

of, like, blissed out, like, touched on a stick and it's like,

30:16

that was amazing. I mean, I was

30:18

like, yeah, I love seeing that important. Like,

30:20

I love when you see that the

30:22

performer, like, was He pretend

30:24

-- Right. -- to have had the media

30:26

spillover pie. Yeah. You know?

30:28

Yeah. Yeah. It was wild.

30:30

Yeah. I really loved it. It turned me on. I jerked

30:32

off to it. It's in the bank

30:35

bank. It's a good day, baby. Yeah.

30:37

This is good. This is fucking hot. Yeah.

30:39

And also in the post interview, Max

30:42

had been the dom in a prior shoot

30:44

and was obviously, the southernness

30:46

being, like, tied up and --

30:48

Yeah. -- and milked and

30:50

was, like, you look fucking hot this

30:53

the in the ropes, like, being tied up

30:55

like that in the ties. And I was

30:57

like, yeah. This was -- Yes. -- it was

30:59

it was hot. Yeah. It's hot.

31:01

Yeah. really sexy vet. Loved

31:03

it. Well, sexy vet. Good choice range.

31:05

Good selection. When you dropped men on edge, I

31:07

was like, obviously, I'm not gonna say no to

31:10

men. birthday cake for Rachel.

31:13

Exactly. Come on. Yeah. My

31:15

babe. A hundred percent.

31:17

Yeah. But yeah. two

31:19

nurses

31:19

tag team at Dick, sadly, will not be

31:22

going

31:22

into my bank bank. But, you

31:24

know -- Yeah. -- yeah. Me neither for

31:27

someone. For somebody. That's

31:29

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31:31

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