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you go, or go in them, foot job.

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Foot job is today's topic.

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It's today's topic, yes. I'm going to define

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it in case. I love that for you.

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I love that for us. I love that for our listeners.

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Yeah, a foot job. It's referring

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to using the feet to stimulate a partner's genitals

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for arousal and possibly an orgasm.

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They're mainly performed by people who have

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a foot fetish or find feet to

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be, you know, housing. Yes.

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A very common fetish. Yeah. Yeah.

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Feet fetishes are more common than you think. Yeah.

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Now I'm going to read some numbers here. They're

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not going to sound as high as we think,

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but when we think about fetishes and like people

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having the same fetishes, just

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bear that in mind, you know, because even

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considering the fact that a lot of people have

3:45

sex that involves cocks, not everyone actually has

3:48

cock fetishes, like not everyone actually cares

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about the object. Okay. Which is how we

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define a fetish. So Justin Laimiller gave

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us these stats via a men's

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health article,

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and it's important

3:59

that this refers specifically to people having

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had a foot fantasy, which does not directly

4:05

correlate to having foot fetish. So

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these numbers are higher even than the fetish, but

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just to get a sense for the proportions,

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5% of heterosexual women, 18% of

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heterosexual men, 11% of

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lesbian bisexual women, and 21% of

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gay and bisexual men. I

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was a little shocked by that because I thought that it would be higher with

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heterosexual men. I thought that too, but

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then I also, I almost

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feel like the reason it feels like more

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heterosexual men have a foot fetish is because

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there's presumably not another

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king. So the foot fetish becomes

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the most eventful, it becomes the

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focus, it becomes the like, I

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have a foot fetish, what's wrong with me

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as opposed to queer gay bisexual

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men who,

4:50

presumably are just doing a larger explanation,

4:53

like maybe not stigmatizing their own fetish

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as much. So it's not as noisy.

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Does that make sense? Does anything track that? Maybe,

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I see what you're saying.

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Well, maybe it's just because culturally, it

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feels like foot fetishists have become more prominent

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with heterosexual men and with women's feet,

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you know? We see it more in the cultural

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zeitgeist, especially in the last,

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I don't know, five to 10 years. That tracks.

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You hear feet pics, people talking about

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liking feet in general. I

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really was trying to pitch to write this article

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about, because I'm a journalist, about

5:27

how ass play was really huge

5:29

in the culture. And then I was like, feet's gonna be

5:31

the next big thing. Because I remember

5:34

specifically on one season of Love Island,

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like Finn was talking

5:39

about how he was really into the beat. And

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I was like, yes, let's be

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open and honest about it. Let's

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talk about our kings. Let's talk about

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how we like feet and toes. And

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obviously there was a moment where everyone was like,

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selling feet pics, you know, that was like the biggest

5:56

joke. Everyone's favorite punchline was like.

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Yeah, in the pandemic.

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I'm selling feed pics now, still

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feels like a big

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thing. And I've also, it's funny,

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started as kind of a joke and trickled out, but it

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was on the tail end of that, that I had multiple

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friends legitimately reach out and be like, hey,

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can you help me? How do I self feed things?

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How do I do it? You could go to Feedfinder. You

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could go to Feedfinder. Yeah, there's other feed sites, but anything

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else, it's a social media profile. But

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you have to pay. Oh, you have to pay Feedfinder,

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I didn't know this. If you are gonna be a content creator,

6:25

you have to pay $5 a month to have

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a profile. Okay, that's not that bad. I

6:30

would rather do that. I imagine they're taking a cut

6:32

too. As well, yeah, of course. But they

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might just be doing

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it as like an entry fee for people who are

6:37

not that serious about it. I mean, you know, these websites

6:39

are gonna gouge you, they're gonna find a way to milk you

6:41

for money. I'm just direct to consumer, you know

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what I mean? Like, I'll send it to you, you slide

6:46

into the DMs and I'll send you a feed pic,

6:48

you know? Yeah, we've both done that. Or if you wanna buy

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me a pair of shoes. Or a pedicure, you

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know? Yeah, I was talking about this just

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the other day. Like, the cost of a pair of shoes

6:57

versus me sitting on my couch and taking a picture of my feet,

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like that's a fair trade. Yes, absolutely. Go ahead, go

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ahead. Do any time you want. Never

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enough shoes. There was actually an after

7:06

Barbie came out, there was like an internet rumor

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that Margot Robbie was offered like 250K

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to make an account on Feet Finder, but I couldn't find

7:13

anything to like verify this. But there

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was- They support that theory? There was like a New York Post,

7:17

it just seems sort of like clickbaity, like grabby. It was,

7:19

I'm sure it's a rumor, I can't imagine. They

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just were like, Feet Finder would

7:23

just- A bunch of money. I mean, nothing

7:26

feels impossible. That's also true. It

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could have been an individual being like, please,

7:30

I will personally, you know what I mean?

7:33

Like create an account. Yeah, funny you mentioned Margot Robbie

7:35

too, because I want to bring her up when we're talking

7:37

about the videos on the other side of the break. Feel

7:39

free to remind me if I don't bring

7:42

it up organically. Okay. So

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why are feet hot? Should we talk about that a

7:46

little bit? Sure. So

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there are some theories that I don't

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put heavy stock

7:53

in, but

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we've talked about this a bit before, because we've talked about foot

7:57

fetishes before, not specifically foot jobs,

7:59

but we'll-

7:59

cover this a little bit again.

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GQ has an article about how foot fetishes

8:04

went mainstream and talks about some of the

8:06

theories around it. Freud claims that

8:09

feet would be sexualized because they resemble penises.

8:11

That's Freud's whole thing about everything.

8:13

It's a little heavy-handed. An eyeball

8:16

looks like a penis. A

8:18

gun, a banana, an eyeball,

8:21

a pineapple. It's

8:23

all dicks to Freud. There was also

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a study in, the study was about

8:27

phantom limbs. I think we did talk about this on

8:29

the show prior, but worth repeating.

8:32

They revealed that feet and genitalia,

8:35

not just penises, but genitalia in general, are in adjacent

8:39

areas of the somatosensory

8:41

cortex, which is to say

8:43

that there's almost a cross-wiring.

8:47

The two areas are so close that genitalia,

8:49

sex, feet can get tied

8:52

up together as sort of the metaphorical

8:54

way to say it. If not, I don't think that's quite

8:56

anatomical, but that essential idea,

8:59

so that the foot lights up similar parts

9:01

of the brain when you think about feet and

9:03

genitalia. I also think that there's something we

9:05

said about, oh, sorry. We might be about to say the same

9:07

thing, but I also think that Justin

9:10

Laymiller teaches us that

9:12

fetishes are largely learned. That

9:15

is what a lot of experts tend

9:17

to agree on, that a lot of times it's an

9:19

inciting moment, it's an experience,

9:22

it can even be poor. It can even be seeing

9:25

foot jobs more and more and having this Pavlovian

9:27

response to positive stimulus

9:30

or too stimulus. What

9:31

were you going to say? I was going to say that there's

9:33

something to be said about the fact that it's a part of the

9:35

body that it's covered

9:38

almost all the time. To see it, the

9:41

act of seeing it itself is sort of vulnerable.

9:45

Yes. I think that that's why we see it

9:48

a lot in movies and stuff. People use

9:50

it, I feel like Quentin Tarantino uses showing

9:52

a foot as being a way of being like, wow,

9:54

they're bearing their soul, literally.

9:56

Also, he has a foot fetish.

9:59

That's the main motivation, but

10:02

there's also an artistic element you could make

10:04

an argument for for sure. Yeah, like there's just something

10:06

about it that feels intimate without

10:08

it being your genitalia. It's like

10:11

just as exciting. Yeah, also in

10:13

many cultures, exposing

10:15

the bottom of a foot is taboo. It's actually

10:17

like a rude thing to do. So there's

10:20

taboo, like you said, like tied in with feet being concealed,

10:23

feet being this like gross thing. Like

10:25

I think we've talked about in several episodes,

10:27

the sort of juxtaposition of like a beautiful

10:29

woman and her feet. And

10:32

some people want the clean feet to sort of

10:34

meet the beautiful women be like, oh, this taboo

10:37

area of this pristine woman, but some

10:39

want the dirty feet to contrast. Yes.

10:42

The beautiful woman, like look at this beautiful woman, but her

10:44

feet are stinking because she's been in cheerleading practice or whatever

10:47

the case may be that it's that

10:49

tension that is the appeal or even the

10:51

embarrassment of like, oh, dirty feet. Let

10:54

me see that embarrassing thing. Let me see the

10:56

vulnerable thing that this beautiful

10:59

woman has to offer.

10:59

Yeah. Yeah. Just

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to talk more specifically about a foot job.

11:05

Yeah. There was this Cosmo article

11:07

and Rose Sernell who wrote it talked

11:09

to Mona Wales, who's like one of my favorite fem doms.

11:12

And she is sort of like an expert in like

11:14

foot fetish and foot content. And she

11:16

talks a little bit about like placing the soles

11:19

of the feet together. It makes

11:21

like a vulva shape. Yeah.

11:24

Like it does. Yeah. It

11:26

also like looks like one. Yeah. Yeah.

11:29

When you do that like flexed foot thing you often see from foot performers. Right.

11:32

It makes a vulva. Yeah. You

11:34

know, it makes a foot pussy. And it's, you know, she kind of talks about

11:36

how it's like the easiest way to do it is sort of like to sit

11:38

back on your butt with like your arms like

11:40

propping you up. But it requires like so much core

11:42

strength. You know. Yeah. And

11:45

then you also suggest like if you're going to sit on a chair

11:47

and the other person is going to lay on the, on the ground,

11:49

that's a little bit easier. It's kind of like the boat pose. It's

11:51

like holding an advanced yoga pose,

11:54

but then also doing reps while holding

11:56

that pose. Yeah. Yeah.

11:59

For sure.

11:59

You could do like the boat pose and like cup

12:02

your feet that way. I feel tired

12:04

just thinking about that. You can use your toes to like

12:06

play with the sensation. You can

12:08

also like,

12:09

I mean, if you insert them, it's also,

12:12

you know, foot fucking. There's also,

12:14

I didn't know this, but you wanna

12:16

learn a term? I would love to learn a

12:18

term. It's been a while, give

12:21

me a term. Shrimping

12:24

is the act of toe sucking. Whoa.

12:27

The equivalent of a foot blow job.

12:29

A foot blow job is called shrimping. I've

12:31

never heard that before. It's called shrimping,

12:33

yes. Sucking on the toes. Learn

12:36

to term. Oh, I love it. I love

12:38

it. Sometimes it could also refer

12:39

to putting toes into a vagina.

12:43

I guess like the idea is that it's like something

12:45

that's been like pruned up because it's been inside

12:47

something wet. Oh,

12:50

yeah, I was like, why is it called shrimping? I was like,

12:52

is this my little shrimps? My little shrimps on

12:54

the Barbie? So. Wow.

12:57

Okay.

12:58

Love learning a term. Yeah. Should

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we do the showdown? Let's do the showdown. All

13:03

right, she was just chilling on the sofa, but

13:05

he couldn't resist her feet and coming on

13:07

her soles. I

13:10

do hate when that happens when you're just hanging out on the sofa.

13:12

Yeah, and somebody's just coming on my soles.

13:14

Yeah.

13:16

Yes, you will shoot your load inside

13:18

my sexy tan nylons after

13:20

foot job, slave. Slave,

13:23

yes, nylon's pantyhose also a big part

13:25

of the foot job world. Definitely in the universe.

13:27

My boyfriend comes so

13:29

much as my smelly and sweaty feet gave him

13:31

the best foot job of his life. Smelly

13:35

and sweaty. Smelly and sweaty. Here we go

13:37

again. We're taking those boxes.

13:41

Edging foot job. Oops, did I ruin

13:43

it again? Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Naughty.

13:46

I have like already ideas about what that

13:48

means. Like the feet are handy. Are we stepping on the deck?

13:50

Like there's a crossover there. Squish.

13:52

For sure we didn't even mention of like, there could be foot play

13:55

and then also like stepping on cocks

13:57

with the feet. Like there's a different, there's a specific subsection.

13:59

of foot play that's like about stomping

14:02

on the cocks. It's about punishment. It's more subby.

14:04

Anyway, soft foot

14:06

job from a fat ass mom.

14:10

Okay. Soft foot job

14:12

from a fat ass mom. I'm here for it. Yeah,

14:14

fuck yeah. I fuck

14:16

her toes while she work. Tender

14:18

foot job. Oh. It's tender.

14:21

Tender. That's cute. I imagine him hunched

14:23

under the desk for some reason. Yeah, same. He's a little

14:26

like bridge troll. It's just like fucking her feet

14:28

gently. He's hidden. While she's occupying

14:30

herself with other things, multitasking.

14:33

Last one from me.

14:34

Feet, big dildo, sweet moans

14:37

and nothing more. Maybe it's your dick,

14:39

Melissa Byrne. Maybe

14:42

it's your dick? Question mark.

14:43

I don't know. Just putting it out there. Maybe it's

14:46

your dick. I don't know. Call me crazy, but. Last

14:49

one from me. Flip flop foot

14:51

job and feet fuck. I get her sexy

14:53

toes covered in cum. Ooh. Why

14:56

do I like this one? Let me guess. Oh

14:59

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Part One, starring Eric Masterson

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and Alex Lynx. And one other

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Eric Masterson is like in this briefly,

18:25

like he's the husband, right? No, that's Ryan Lane.

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Oh, that's Ryan Lane. Or Ryan McClain, Ryan

18:29

McClain. Ryan McClain, you're right. I

18:31

recognized him and then recognized the name

18:33

and thought that was him. So this is Eric Masterson

18:36

as the masseuse? Yes, yes. Got

18:38

it, okay.

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And I don't know who the other girl is. There's

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like a brief like assisted girl. Yeah, I was

18:43

so confused. Like, I was like, this is a different chick.

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We're like suddenly a massage. Something tells me that

18:47

part two is them, you know? Yes, obviously,

18:50

yeah, this is part one. So part two is definitely

18:52

gonna be Ryan McClain and that other chick

18:55

whose name we unfortunately don't know. I'm

18:58

gonna come out of the gate here

19:00

and say as much as we love adult time

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I mean, I just kept having to remind myself

19:13

that like this is why porn is fantasy. Yes.

19:15

You know what I mean? And this is a scene where like,

19:18

this is high level production value. This

19:21

is the scenario that they've set up in the scene. This

19:24

is for someone to play out a specific fantasy. I

19:26

hate it, I hate it. So

19:29

she goes in for a massage and this

19:31

masseuse is the whiniest fucking bitch. He's

19:33

also an abuser. Yes,

19:36

this is like he's, so he uses like negging to

19:42

ultimately rape this woman. Like that's, I

19:44

guess we should have given like a content

19:46

warning, but like this is not consensual

19:49

in the way that the scene plays out. I mean, it's obviously

19:51

like they're playing into a trope. You

19:53

know? Yes. He's using manipulation

19:56

and negging in order to like get this. But

19:58

again, porn is fantasy.

19:59

And it's really leaning into it. Like

20:02

it's leaning into the worst kind of this where like

20:04

she doesn't like him. Yeah, and she finds

20:06

him gross. She finds

20:08

him gross. He immediately from go

20:10

is like, Trying to have sex with her. What do I know?

20:13

Like undermining her. Yeah,

20:15

mansplaining. Yeah, so we start

20:17

with her coming, like she's in for a massage, she's wearing

20:20

lingerie and he's like, oh, why aren't you naked? And

20:22

she's like, oh, I just would feel more comfortable. I don't

20:24

feel comfortable. I like want to have lingerie

20:27

on. He's like, okay, I guess. What

20:29

do I know? Don't want to get oil on your clothes,

20:32

but what do I know? He's like, but you must be really

20:34

rich, you know? Yeah, and then he's like,

20:36

must be nice to just like have that pampered life, wander

20:39

around all day. Like he's just an asshole.

20:41

Right, yeah. And I was like, it could

20:44

have been so much hotter

20:46

if he had any charisma. Oh, sure.

20:48

Or was making like any positive

20:50

choices to that end. Like, if

20:53

Damon Dice had done this and like innocently

20:55

been like, are you sure? Cause we

20:57

might get oil on your, okay, no, absolutely

20:59

that's true. Like there's a way to flip

21:01

the scene. Yeah, of course. And do it where

21:04

it feels like dubious consent, but

21:06

is hot if we think that she wants to fuck

21:08

him. Where she's like, what are you doing? Like

21:11

every step of the way, he's like, no, this

21:13

is a professional massage. He's like, well, we have to

21:15

massage your throat. Yeah. Giving

21:17

you a pectoral massage when he's like titty fucking her.

21:19

Yeah. And I was like, I. I know.

21:22

It almost, it's like, it does kind of play into the thing

21:24

of like the stuck porn where it's like, what

21:26

is that? What are you doing back there? Yeah,

21:29

but it's not a good version of that.

21:31

No, it's not because I love discovering

21:34

that stuck porn can be done well. When

21:37

in the hands of the woman who's stuck and

21:39

when you feel like. You don't feel

21:41

like they don't wanna do it. It's just like. It's

21:43

can't be self-aware. Yeah. But

21:45

there is a moment where she's like, no thanks, and

21:48

I do it's like, okay, now this is like getting a little murky.

21:50

Yes, she says don't do that. Like

21:52

she's saying no. Right. In

21:55

so many ways. And that is, and he's

21:57

like ignoring it. How repulsive.

21:59

I was reminded, because we haven't watched a porn like this in a while.

22:02

Yeah.

22:03

And you know, I can kind of tune out and get

22:05

turned on by just like sex, you

22:07

know, I can kind of like, but I was like, I am so,

22:09

I don't want to watch this. Yeah,

22:11

I hate this guy. I'm so repulsed by the structure

22:14

of this. He is repulsive, the scenario

22:16

is repulsive and offensive. Right. Yeah,

22:19

it's feeding a specific fantasy.

22:20

It's doing so in a very specific

22:22

container and it's leaning into a trope. Right.

22:25

And I fucking don't like it, you know? And

22:27

the nature of the whole thing is just so like,

22:30

whiny, like what was triggering about

22:32

it, I was like, this does remind me of the guys that would use

22:35

that tactic of like, Oh, well, I know,

22:38

I just want to, well, I don't,

22:40

what do I know? Yeah, I mean, like the, yeah, there's, there

22:42

has to be some sort of like porn literacy along with this

22:44

to be like, yeah, this is like actually a fantasy. This

22:47

is not how you treat people. You would never get away with

22:49

this in real life. This is deeply

22:51

not okay in real life. Sure. It's very

22:53

heavily fantasy. Yeah. But I'm also

22:55

like, it's also just like a badly executed version of this fantasy.

22:58

Yeah, of course. Like there's a way to do this fantasy that

23:00

could be hot for

23:00

all parties watching. Right. And

23:03

it's so far from that target that it

23:05

was just really annoying to me. Well,

23:07

and also, so they end up having sex. I mean, well,

23:09

we didn't even talk about the foot job. The foot job's in

23:12

there. The foot job is one of the, like. Cause she

23:14

says she's trying to get pregnant. Yeah. She

23:16

wants to have a baby, but like her husband only likes foot jobs.

23:18

And he's like, well, are you like good at them? Like I've never had

23:21

one before. So then he like sort of was like,

23:23

how do you do it? And then of course it leads to like

23:25

his dick is out Which

23:28

I was like, okay. Yikes. You

23:30

know, like, ooh. Yeah. So, but then

23:32

she gives him one. Yeah. The classic trope

23:35

of like, well, I have to know if you're good at it. Yeah. Like

23:37

prove it, you know? Yeah. Which is also just triggering.

23:39

I'm like, yeah. I know. Yeah. I

23:42

know. That's the tactic. That is a tactic that

23:44

unfortunately people do use in real life. Oh,

23:46

you're not gay? Well then suck my dick

23:49

and prove it. You know, like,

23:51

oh, you think you're good at sex? Prove

23:53

it. You know? Yeah. I

23:55

mean, I think I'm just, I might need to hear for myself. Yeah.

23:58

For myself. Right.

23:59

as tactic that nobody can be using

24:02

anymore, but it's triggering for both of us because

24:04

somebody's tried it. I mean, I feel like

24:06

there's a version of that that's happened to me recently, you

24:09

know, like, yeah, yeah. So

24:11

and then so we cut to the husband

24:14

and the masseuse assistant who's like

24:16

canoodling with him and he's just kind of sort of sitting

24:18

there. Like I was like, who are these absolutely

24:20

insane masseuses? You know what

24:23

I mean? Like they're both not reading anyone's

24:25

boundaries and just like forcing themselves

24:27

on both of these people. You drive around like

24:29

an unmarked van and like abuse

24:32

people as a team and it's a horrifying

24:34

prospect to consider. Yeah. She

24:36

also like asks like where you learned, where'd

24:38

you go to massage school? And he goes, Mexico.

24:41

And I was like, okay, rude. Racist. Yeah.

24:44

Like

24:44

this is problematic. Yeah. Yeah.

24:47

To be like, obviously all abusers learn their tactics in

24:49

Mexico, like fuck off, you

24:51

know, like and he's racist.

24:54

Great. Yeah. Or

24:56

xenophobic, however you want to define it. It's problematic. And

24:58

so yeah, the foot shop happens for a bit. Right.

25:01

And then he pulls her up really roughly and she's

25:03

like, what are you doing? And he's like, just the tip. And then

25:05

he just fully fucks her. And she's like, that's more than just the

25:08

tip. I hated it. I don't like talking

25:10

about it. It sucks. And there was nothing redeeming

25:12

about this. No, but there were. I couldn't

25:14

even tune out and be like, is the sex

25:16

any good? Like it just was very classic,

25:18

like not for me porn. Like she had very fake

25:21

tits, like a very specific aesthetic

25:24

about her and a very like, sure. Oh,

25:26

I don't. I don't. I don't know about

25:28

that. I mean, I'm sure she's a great performer in other contexts, but

25:30

this is like asking the worst of her

25:33

and not giving her any pleasure.

25:35

The clits not, you know, none of that stuff.

25:37

Yeah, of course. No agency, let alone

25:40

sense that she's having a fun time. And then they top it off

25:42

with him coming inside her

25:44

so that she can get pregnant, which is like another layer

25:46

of rape. I'm not here for it. Yeah.

25:49

Yeah. Like breeding rape. So

25:51

yeah, and not for me. Yeah. And also

25:53

like the foot shop was barely in it. You know, like we didn't really get to see how

25:55

good she is as a foot job because it didn't last very

25:57

long. So it didn't even really satisfy the.

25:59

I'm mad about it. Yeah, you're furious.

26:02

But I'm glad we got to talk about it. Okay.

26:05

And we should say

26:07

also it's one of those boards where like the whole

26:09

thing is just leading up to the title.

26:13

It's like they had the title and then we're

26:15

like, okay, how do we go backwards from there? Yeah.

26:18

Ryan McLean runs it at the end is like, what the fuck are you doing? He

26:20

also says my foot job. Yeah.

26:23

Too good. Comedy. Yeah.

26:26

More of us. Like

26:28

we have the act of foot job. Like what do we do around it? You know,

26:30

too much. Yeah. Yeah. Should

26:33

we talk about this lovely little gem I found on the internet called

26:35

foot jobs, split screen compilation three? Yes.

26:39

Weirdly, I was much more here for this. Okay.

26:42

So it's important to know this one's like all cartoon. Yes.

26:45

So it's all animated video game style

26:47

animation, like different styles of animation. Yes.

26:50

All pretty close to anime because all very exaggerated.

26:53

Bodies. Lots of movement. Jiggling.

26:56

Yeah. Yeah. And

26:58

it's sort of like a porn music video vibe because

27:00

it's like, it's to a song and

27:03

it is a split screen of just a bunch

27:05

of different animated characters and

27:08

foot jobs. And at one point

27:10

Velma. Is Velma. It's

27:14

like has three disembodied dicks, like one

27:16

in her pussy, one in her feet and one in her mouth.

27:19

And they're just like all fucking her. Yeah. I

27:21

was like, is that a Scooby-Doo ghost? Like, what are we looking at? Like,

27:24

we just can't see the bodies

27:26

that the dick belongs to. We get a Harley

27:28

Quinn in there. Laura Croft is like on her knees,

27:31

get fucking the foot from behind

27:33

with her feet while she and I was like, this is a lot

27:35

of these are like defined the laws of physics.

27:38

Yes. And I mean, like just

27:40

like what's that? Yeah.

27:41

Right. Everyone's feet is insane.

27:44

You couldn't do this. You couldn't do this.

27:46

So like fantasy in this case, I'm like, this is actually

27:48

a great leveraging of animation. Yeah.

27:51

To achieve this like hyper sexualized

27:53

thing. Like I was like, I actually could write a thesis

27:55

about why this is better than the other one. Because

27:58

it's just like this is what I'm talking about.

27:59

animation is for is like something that's

28:02

super beyond reality

28:05

but can only be achieved through animation,

28:07

which is like good, clean fun. I'm laughing

28:09

because I'm remembering that during COVID I

28:12

realized that I have like very dexterous

28:14

toes. Do you only learn that in COVID?

28:16

You want to wear prior? I mean, I was aware but I remember

28:19

like doing it for someone and I can like do this

28:21

like interesting with my toes.

28:25

And it absolutely

28:27

those who aren't watching on Patreon and they're listening

28:30

Rachel is doing a fan motion. She's

28:33

doing you know, she's counting

28:35

down. She's how do I describe what

28:37

you're doing? You know, the toes are

28:39

connecting in order of size. My feet are so

28:41

dirty for my floor. That's disgusting. That makes it

28:43

hotter. We just punched

28:45

up our Patreon. Somebody got real lucky

28:48

on that video with a few. I think there's

28:50

at least a few known foot fetishes

28:52

in our Patreon. So you're welcome. Buy me a pair

28:55

of shoes. Also going back to crucial

28:57

dimension. Harley Quinn does make an appearance

28:59

in this, which is great for the Margarabi fans. Yes.

29:01

And listen, this is a way where we can tie those fantasies together

29:04

that doesn't exploit Margarabi's

29:06

image. Isn't that nice? Isn't it so nice?

29:08

Isn't that nice? At one point there's a cat

29:11

that's using the tail to like jerk

29:15

the dick off of the feet or playing with the balls. It's

29:18

crazy. It's just wildly. It really

29:20

is some like crazy clips like it's

29:22

it's it does what a compilation should do

29:24

is like really

29:25

sources some unique content. Yeah, there's like

29:27

one one girl's holding the dick with her

29:29

feet while she's sucking it. It

29:32

was just truly absolutely bonkers.

29:34

Yeah, it takes all there's also one that's kind of an ignoring

29:37

moment where the check is just kind of like letting

29:39

you fuck her feet. Like we're taking different

29:42

fetishes like it's a full

29:44

smorgasbord of foot stuff and

29:47

it's a delight. I did. I enjoyed

29:49

it. I mean, I'm neither. I'm not masturbating to either of

29:51

these things. Feet isn't really my thing. I

29:53

do love

29:54

getting my toes sucked. You know,

29:58

but yeah, I mean, you know, if I have a partner

29:59

and they want it, I'll do it. But it's

30:02

not like, I'm not like a feet girly, you know?

30:04

Yeah. So what I was saying recently

30:06

was like,

30:07

you know, it's the easiest thing to

30:09

accommodate. You know, like, oh, you're into my feet?

30:12

Sick! Who's it hurting? Like, why not?

30:14

You know? I've actually never given a, I've

30:16

sort of jokingly given a foot job, but I... Yeah.

30:19

Now I'm like, should I try that in

30:21

a more... I don't think I can do it to completion. I

30:24

mean, maybe I could if teamwork

30:26

makes the dream work, but... Yeah. It's making my

30:28

muscles sore. Do I need to put that on my bucket

30:30

list? I know, your sexual bucket list. Yeah.

30:33

Yeah. Maybe just for the experiment. Maybe

30:35

we should make sexual bucket lists. For ourselves?

30:37

Yeah.

30:38

Share them with the world. I don't know. Yeah. Do

30:40

people care? Yeah, I've never, I've never made one of those. There's

30:43

almost a part of me that's like, is that going to stress me

30:45

out? But like, it's fun. It's certainly

30:47

fun to think about. Yeah.

30:49

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