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old school. Speaking of old school.
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Yeah. Is it old school? I mean I guess,
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okay. Everything we
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know about like current
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mainstream porn I feel like is
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influenced from this topic. Yes.
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Gonzo is a
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highly influential genre. Yes.
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Predates everything. Amateur porn. Yeah.
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Like ushered in what we now know is like
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amateur porn in all different kinds
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of formats. P.O.P. Yeah.
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But this was kind of the first. Yeah. The
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first do it that. The first sort of like format
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experimentation. And sort of
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like, I mean I don't know if this is, I mean I'm sort of,
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I'm making this up I feel like. But it's, it's
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been like almost a response to
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like Golden Age of Porn style
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of porn where it completely ignores
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that. A been plot. Yeah. It
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ignores plot. It ignores like
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having like, it instead like focuses
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more on just the sex itself. Close
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up shots of action. Fewer
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full body wide shots. Loose
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camera work. Like even like handheld stuff.
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Less of a production and more of like
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a no frills.
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made sort of style. And
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I also I don't even actually I'm just thinking this right
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now feels like
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Girls Gone Wild was probably
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influenced by Gonzo. Oh,
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totally. You know, totally. Like
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girls gone wild is like,
4:15
porn and made like Gonzo
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in a specific world. It's like let's go
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for work. Sort of, I guess. Yeah.
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Or just like Gonzo light, you know, it's like,
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let's
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go to spring break and just get girls to take their
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time. Like, let's go to Mardi Gras and see boobies
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like
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Gonzo style. But like Gonzo is definitely
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doing something that girls gone wild
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kind of just like ignored, copied
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and like diluted. Yeah.
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Well, I also like Gonzo
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was more I feel like because it's the porn space,
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everyone was a little bit was way more careful, you
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know, and we'll talk about this later. Okay, because it's
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the porn space. I feel like people were at least like,
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you know, a little bit like, Hey, here's
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the deal. Here's what's going on. Whereas I felt like Girls
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Gone Wild sort of had the air
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to it. It's like,
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these girls just did this. And like, you
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know what I mean? Like it felt a little sleazier
5:02
for some reason. Yeah, it felt a little
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bit like I don't like those. Everyone seems pretty drunk.
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And I don't know what consent here. Yeah, girls
5:09
gone wild is like, definitely feels
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like there's a road to consent. And there's like,
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what are these girls up and get them to
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like show their right. Right. And I was struck. We'll
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talk like you said, we'll talk about it more after the break. But I
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was struck watching on the prowl, how like,
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there was a sweetness to it. Yeah, there was
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a care. Yeah, in the execution, you
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know, that I didn't expect. Uh
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huh. I mean, the name obviously gets its name from
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gonzo journalism, which is like the
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idea of like the reporter being like
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taking part of the event or like in the in the event
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itself, like being in the action. Yeah,
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which obviously, it's what happens in
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gonzo porn. It's like it puts the camera
5:45
right into the action as opposed to like a
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sort of thing far off on a stand
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with a director behind it, you know,
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like now it's like the gun like the
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camera is also like the third person
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in the sex, you know. Yeah. Yeah.
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Now this is kind of fascinating. I don't know
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if you caught this in
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the research or like as you were prepping. Yeah.
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But there's a little bit of like, who's
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credited with starting it, you know, like there's
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a couple places where it's like, oh, well,
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obviously, Jamie Gillis will obviously john
6:17
segleana will obviously like,
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yeah, I know, like, but man,
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you know, like, so the main people
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in play here are yes, Adam
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Glasser, professionally known as
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Seymour, but Seymour, but who made
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a ton of gonzo stuff, and
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who also worked with john
6:37
segleana also known as butt
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man. And yeah, they're
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like credited with starting
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gonzo. But at the same time, we also have
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Jamie Gillis,
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whose film on the prowl,
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we're going to talk about after the
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break. So like, it's a little
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bit that saying of like, who do we,
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who do we give credit to for it like blowing up?
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But it's also the thing of like, like,
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I think Jamie Gillis was like, officially
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first, and then you're like, other guys
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came along and like, kind of blew the
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roof off the house, you know, like, like, I think but man
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to build on. Yeah, yes. But man,
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I think is responsible for making it a genre.
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Yes, yes. For like proliferating
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it for like, saturating the market with putting it
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in the mainstream and also specifically, like when we
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think about mainstream porn
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now, when we think about like, Jules Jordan, like those
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sort of videos, and we get those sort of like music
7:28
videos sort of start of like the introduction
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of the girls like, you know, like warming
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their bodies up like that's gonzo porn, that's
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butt man, like that was what you did.
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Yeah. And then and also specifically,
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because he was obsessed with ass as an anal,
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when we think about mainstream porn, and we think
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about those big oil up assets, like almost
7:46
like in like a fish eye. Yeah, this so close
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up. That's gonzo. You know,
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yeah, yeah, it's a huge, she was a huge
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turning point, I think in the in the history of porn.
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Yeah. And really heavily influenced the porn
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that we still see today. Yeah, worth
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noting that the Seymour Butts
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won the Best Gomsos series at the 1989 and 2000 ABN
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Awards too. Yeah.
8:07
Credentialed. Recognized. Yeah.
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We're talking about like late, like early, late
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80s, 90s, 1989 was Adventures of Buttman. Yeah,
8:17
we should have said. And like John Stagliano was
8:19
huge. He also was
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like a mentor and producer with
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Tristan Tarmino for her video
8:25
series of The Ultimate Guy to Anal Sex for Women.
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He started Evil Angel,
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you know. There are some allegations about him that
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we should mention. This
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person does not have a
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squeaky clean reputation by any means.
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There are some sexual abuse allegations
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against Stagliano that we take very seriously.
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For sure. No surprises
8:48
there. Unfortunately, like
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people be in the porn space splitting
8:53
their
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power. Obviously we don't like Caesar
8:55
allegations. We're not going to say we know what happens. I
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also kind
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of wonder, I don't know, this is getting
9:00
like, oh, but like
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people who are in the industry
9:05
for a while, I'm like, do they like lose
9:07
the boundary? Like there obviously are people who
9:09
don't do this, but like something
9:11
happened where they're like, they get sort
9:13
of like lost and they're like, oh, I can
9:15
just touch. You know what I mean? Like,
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absolutely. Absolutely. I think
9:20
that I can very much see that happening, especially if
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you're making Gonzo style. Right.
9:25
And that's where like consent is a little slippery,
9:27
it's rushed. It's like, and you're kind
9:29
of used to just being like, Hey, I'm going to take this. I'm going
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to put my hand on this. I'm going to be involved in this. I've been doing
9:34
it for 30 years. And that's almost like what you're used
9:36
to. And just kind of grabbing at stuff that like,
9:38
you just the expectation that like that,
9:40
yeah, that erodes consent. Absolutely. Yeah.
9:44
And the expectation is like, everybody should know that I'm just going to do
9:46
that. Grab them at any given moment. Like, that's
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just part of who I am. You know, like, I
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could see that individual like passing
9:53
that blame along to just like, the
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culture of how they exist in their world.
9:59
But yeah, that should never. actually take someone's
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consent away. I
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believe that's what happened. I believe
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that this person is just in a position of constantly
10:09
taking what they wanted without really
10:11
going through a sorrow consent
10:13
process. Yeah, I do. I think that's truly
10:15
what happens. It's a level of privilege. Like
10:17
Ron Jeremy. You know what I mean? I think
10:20
he's just like, I don't know. I'm like, is he
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just totally forgot how to... Yeah.
10:26
And I think when you're in those spaces, you're like not
10:28
bothering with consent because you feel like it's implied,
10:31
but it should never be implied. I'm not
10:33
like giving these people a pass. I'm just trying
10:35
to figure out. Either. I think we're just getting inside
10:37
of that world. How does it happen? Going
10:39
from someone who's so well respected
10:42
and like works so often and yeah, was
10:44
one of like the, you know, where... That
10:47
happens in Hollywood too. Like you reach a
10:49
stature of power. Always like the
10:51
old guys that are just like, slap them
10:54
on the ass. And then you feel comfortable
10:56
just taking things that weren't given,
10:58
you know? And when you
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have that level of power and stature and
11:03
you're in a sort of bubble of that privilege,
11:05
like there's not a lot of people around, if any,
11:08
being like, hey man, like where's the consent
11:10
here? Yeah. It's like all... Like it becomes
11:12
this like, oh yeah, of course. Like
11:15
grab her to, you know, like... And it
11:17
can happen to anyone. Like Bill Murray
11:19
just got accused for like pushing, like crossing
11:21
a boundary, you know? Oh sure. Yeah.
11:23
Like it's like, you know, these people,
11:26
typically men who
11:29
have like, you know, been around for a while and are just like,
11:31
oh wait, I... Yeah. Oh, sorry. I can't.
11:34
Sometimes women too though. Yeah, for sure. For sure. I
11:36
didn't go deep on the Lizzo allegations, but like,
11:38
yeah, if you're in like a position of power,
11:41
sometimes you throw that power around. Right.
11:43
And you just sort of forget. You know, fail
11:45
to make space for others and fail to
11:48
like really navigate consent
11:50
and fail to take responsibility
11:52
for the power
11:53
that you wield because you have to. Yeah.
11:55
Like, like just have to. Yeah.
11:57
So anyway, that's heavy.
11:59
We can move on from that. But
12:02
I do think it's good to cover it because Gonzo
12:04
does kind of,
12:06
it's loaded with dubious consent. It's
12:08
loaded with like, you're just getting out
12:11
of the car and let me grab
12:13
your tits. And it's like, I wouldn't
12:15
advise most people go along
12:17
with what's happening. And what's kind of great about the original
12:19
Gonzo, like on the prowl that we'll talk about is that
12:21
like, it's a very consenting
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performer
12:25
who's female and then it's like, oh,
12:27
lucky boys, you know, like you get to come in
12:29
this car with this check. And so the dynamic is a little
12:31
less loaded and a like little
12:33
less
12:34
fraught from a power perspective. But
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we'll talk about the more for the break. One last
12:38
thing I wanna say, there was this, there's
12:40
an essay called Crackers and Whackers, The White Trash
12:42
of Porn.
12:43
Constance Penley said
12:45
that John Stagliano did for anal
12:47
fetishism, what Woody Allen did
12:50
for neurosis.
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Speaking of problematic people. Exactly,
12:55
which I was like, oh, that's sort of funny. An interesting
12:57
correlation. Yeah, also
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Jamie Gillis, someone that we've talked
13:02
about a lot in the Golden Age of Porn. He
13:04
was extremely prolific. He's
13:06
done so many movies. He's been in one
13:08
of the biggest movies in the Golden Age of Porn.
13:11
Yeah, which enables the Gonzo because what
13:13
you see is, people are like, oh yeah, I know you, I
13:15
know your work. You know, like, which makes
13:18
people feel more comfortable getting into a limo to
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shoot something. Yeah. Doing heavy
13:22
sort of production value, a script.
13:25
Lights, camera, action, the whole thing. And
13:27
then just totally subverting
13:30
that or like going in the opposite
13:32
direction and exploring
13:34
what else porn could be, I
13:36
thought was really cool. And also, I didn't
13:39
know this, but On the Prowl inspired
13:41
a scene in Bookie Night. It did, yeah. I
13:43
was like, we should talk about this. There was an interview
13:46
with Jamie Gillis talking about like, oh,
13:48
they've like made this beautiful thing I'm
13:50
proud of into like an ugly thing. Like
13:53
it's featured in like the later
13:55
act of Bookie Nights is like
13:57
kind of a decline of these guys. Like, hey, let's just do
13:59
this shit.
13:59
like get in a car and grab her
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and like that's fine and you can like fuck
14:04
this guy. Because I didn't remember that. I actually don't remember
14:06
it in Boogie Night. Yeah, I haven't watched it in a while. I
14:08
was like, oh yeah, yeah. Like it's kind of on the like
14:11
decline. You know, like it's it's like part of
14:13
the downward spiral is like where it's positioned
14:15
in the story. And I have to look at
14:17
it from like the perspective of
14:19
P.T. Anderson being like,
14:22
they're not even making movies anymore.
14:24
You know, like he's a filmmaker. I feel like
14:26
it's the judgment of like, look at this sloppy
14:29
shit. But I actually like, well, hold on a second,
14:31
because like, what Jamie Gillis was doing
14:33
was like really groundbreaking and
14:35
like unconventional and like challenging. And
14:38
so I was about to watch it because I was like, yeah,
14:40
this is a different thing than how it's depicted in
14:42
Boogie Nights. Like it has a different tone to it.
14:44
Right. For sure. But you know,
14:46
you got to make story in a movie like that. So they're gonna like
14:49
kind of skew it a certain way. But
14:51
yeah, well, let's take a break. And then we can talk about on the screen.
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Okay, so... So as promised, we're
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gonna talk about On the Prowl. Yes.
18:04
This was created by and stars Jamie
18:06
Gillis and also stars Renee Morgan,
18:10
a performer of the time. Do we have
18:12
a year for this? Oh, actually,
18:14
because it's a whole series. Oh, first one
18:16
is 1989. The year
18:18
I was born. This is the OG, this is the original
18:21
film of 1989. Full disclosure,
18:23
I
18:23
only watched like the first half
18:25
hour. Did you watch more of it? I didn't. I
18:27
mean, I just sort of like skipped around after the first half hour, but
18:29
like I didn't have
18:30
time to watch over an hour of worth of
18:32
porn
18:32
today, you know? I understand. Not
18:34
today. I'm not calling you out. I'm just getting
18:36
transparent with our listeners and like maybe some crazy
18:39
shit happens in the second half that we miss. Yeah,
18:41
I mean, sometimes I do watch the full hour. You
18:43
know, me. You usually do. You often do. I
18:45
can't really, the delinquent who's like, I
18:48
can't be bothered. No, it's
18:50
gonna be sexing with somebody so
18:52
I couldn't focus. That's important. Yeah. Okay.
18:55
That's important.
18:56
Priorities. Like
18:58
Jamie and
19:00
Renee and Alamo. And Linda. And
19:03
fucking Linda. And he goes, man, we got Linda
19:05
here. I don't know. You know, maybe we'll throw
19:08
her. Maybe we'll kick her out. Maybe
19:10
we'll get rid of her. Maybe we won't. Linda is the weirdest
19:13
picture of this feature. I was like, what
19:15
is Linda doing here? Is it Glinda or Linda?
19:17
I couldn't quite tell. No, it's Linda. I don't
19:19
know. She literally like looks like your
19:22
PTA mom neighbor who's like along
19:24
for the ride. Like it does not look like she's of this world.
19:27
She's not like she's happy to be here. No. I'm
19:29
like, maybe she's like the fucking production manager is like
19:31
sure, whatever. You
19:33
know, like could not figure out what she's doing there. She's holding
19:35
up the paperwork.
19:36
Yeah, exactly. She's got the release forms and it
19:38
was like checking for liability.
19:40
So we're driving around our little limo in
19:42
San Francisco. He's
19:44
going to get an espresso. I
19:46
love his dialect. Yes.
19:49
Because it is a certain time and a place that like existed
19:51
in like the sixties to the seventies that like really
19:54
died off. We lost it. We got flatter,
19:57
but it's like, oh, it like warms my
19:59
soul.
19:59
Yeah, his way of speaking, yeah, he
20:02
feels like a, he almost sounds like a 1970s broadcaster.
20:05
Yeah. He's like, I need to get an
20:08
espresso so I can make it to the night. Yeah.
20:10
He's like, fellas, we're going to try to, we're going
20:12
to take you to this car here. Yeah. This
20:15
lovely lady here, you know, you can, you can do whatever you want to her,
20:17
you know, like, I think it'll be entertaining.
20:19
If you want to do like more serious stuff, you know, we got
20:21
condoms for that. It felt very reportary
20:24
because he had a microphone. So did
20:26
he. And then they were like outside of that nightclub.
20:29
And they're like, so here we are outside of this
20:31
nightclub and maybe we'll go to a dyke bar.
20:34
Maybe we'll pick up some girls. Yeah. Yeah.
20:37
And then they get like kicked
20:39
out of the club, which I love that they like included like they're
20:42
outside of the club and the security guard's like, yo,
20:44
man, you can't be filming. Yeah. I
20:46
didn't get out of here. And he's like, oh, do I need to get here? Okay. Okay.
20:50
He's like, oh, I have to pay for this. Then I'm not doing it. Yeah.
20:52
Yeah. And then they
20:55
find the two guys on
20:57
the street and they're like, my favorite
20:59
part when he asks
21:02
us her name and
21:04
then one guy's like Sean and he's like, Sean,
21:06
he's like, no, S H a W
21:09
L L Y. No, a L Y. He's
21:12
like, shawley. Oh yeah. He's like, what kind of
21:14
a fucking name is that? Oh
21:16
yeah. I forgot how to be L Y. I forget saying
21:19
that. I'd be like, I must have been confused. What was the name was the weekend.
21:21
Name is that. Yeah. Yeah.
21:24
So then
21:28
he tells him, he's like, Hey, and like, this is where we get
21:30
the recognition where he's like, so,
21:33
you know, this is Renee and she's a professional
21:35
and they're like, yeah, I recognize
21:38
you. I know your work, you know, and he's like, well,
21:40
great. Like lovely fellas, if you want to hop
21:42
into this car here and, uh, you know,
21:44
just, uh, just fool around a bit, like whatever you want to
21:46
do. We're looking to have a good time. Yeah. And
21:48
then the first guy, he's like, so what do you, what do you think
21:51
of that? And he doesn't even say like, get the fuck out of this car.
21:53
He's like, how does that, he's almost like, how does that make you feel? Yeah.
21:56
He said, like, how do you, what do you think of that? Like, kind of a
21:58
crazy question. are looking
22:00
reaction, you know, like, yes or no, he's like, how you
22:03
feeling with the attention? And then
22:05
the first guy kind of turns
22:07
to his friend is like, I don't know, what do you say?
22:09
And then the second guy's like, no problem.
22:12
Yeah. Like a really funny
22:14
response. Like, yeah, like, no problem.
22:16
He's like, you know, and then she was
22:18
like, well, one at a time, because we're not gonna fit in the limo.
22:20
And he's like, well, we can't separate them. They're friends.
22:25
I love yeah,
22:28
so then they're all
22:29
free. We kick Linda out. Linda
22:31
like just
22:33
gets out of the car and like pleasantly smiles. And
22:35
she like, wanders down the sidewalk. And
22:38
then we get all three in the car. They're a little jammed.
22:40
And then she starts making out with
22:42
the first guy
22:43
who I think was a little more hesitant to begin with
22:45
before they sign a release. Right.
22:48
We do show footage of them signing the release. We really
22:50
talk about like, you're not gonna be credited.
22:52
But if you want to be credited, you can make up a name
22:55
like whatever you want. Right. I do love that they
22:57
showed that, you know, I think it's important.
22:59
Yeah. And he's like, you're not gonna get any money for this. Yeah.
23:02
Like, but you could probably never see it. He's
23:04
like, when is it gonna come out? Or like, or that's later, I guess.
23:06
What's gonna be? Yeah, like later? He's like, what's the call?
23:08
What's it gonna come out? Yeah, he's like, I'm messing around.
23:15
Yeah, it's gonna make it up. They're covering
23:18
their release forms. Yeah. Yeah. So smart.
23:20
It really is like you're actively seeing experiments.
23:22
Yeah. And then they start fooling around. Renee
23:25
is is the woman is kissing
23:27
the first guy. Second
23:31
guy is kind of like getting into
23:33
two. Carl, thank you. He's playing with her
23:36
chest. He's like, yeah, he starts sucking
23:38
on him. You know, he knows how to get down. He knows how to like
23:40
join in the fun. Yeah, we're getting some three
23:42
some vibes. We get Amy holding
23:45
the camera who's kind of like moaning who's into
23:47
it. He's like, Oh, yeah, he was like, Oh, this is fucking hot. Yeah,
23:49
she starts some sucking, like
23:52
going down on Carl. And yeah,
23:54
Ali is like,
23:55
sorry, he's, he's not up to the job yet.
23:58
And Jamie's like, it's okay. Bye.
23:59
Like you're not getting paid for this. You don't have to perform
24:02
like yeah, no worries. He's like you don't
24:04
have to do anything I
24:08
actually like love that part
24:10
of it. They also go on she goes on to fuck Carl,
24:12
right? He like pauses for a second like
24:14
kind of losing a boner But like it's
24:16
still doing kind of an impressive job and I
24:19
love that Jamie's like hey, man Anybody
24:21
in your shoes like what does anyone get hard? Yeah
24:24
I understand whatever get
24:26
hard. I was like, what a sweet I know,
24:28
you know, I mean like he was like a monthly
24:29
coach Yeah That's
24:32
the particular detail like that kind of thing
24:34
that I was like, this isn't how it's depicted Right, right.
24:36
Like no, it's it's really it's considerate
24:39
Oh because you can also tell like Charlie's like
24:42
embarrassed that he's not getting hard because
24:45
after Carl comes You know
24:47
also the Carl puts the condom on backwards. They
24:49
catch that in yeah I loved that and
24:51
he's like trying to get hard. He's like, you want some do you want
24:53
some head or anything? He's like, I don't know like like
24:56
little guy won't get hard. It must be too drunk man
24:58
And he's like, oh, it's fine. Don't worry about
25:00
it Like yeah big deal and then after
25:03
like Carl comes Renee's like, okay
25:05
one down like who's next? Yeah
25:09
She had a nice attitude about it too Very different
25:11
because I think it's Heather Graham and boogie nights
25:13
who they're like hurting around, you know, yeah and
25:17
No, she's like still she barely has dialogue,
25:19
you know, but like Renee is like I'm
25:21
a professional like I'm very I take what I do Very
25:23
seriously, you know Like she said and like she makes a
25:25
point to like
25:26
take the mic and advocate for herself a couple times
25:28
before they get in The car right I was like, I like
25:30
that. I like that. She's not just being like I'm And
25:34
going along with that like she was like we
25:36
could do this I want to do this, you know, like she's speaking
25:38
for her own consent and that's a big difference to
25:40
me Yeah, I would start on it. Like how cool
25:42
I'm like
25:45
watch the whole thing now, you know, same
25:47
and I was like I get that this is like, yeah
25:49
upending genre This is doing something experimental
25:52
and unprudential like I really yeah,
25:54
I thought it was dope I get that Jamie Gillis is like,
25:56
oh my delicious little thing like yeah, so
25:59
smutty, but It was such a sweet
26:01
thing and I was like, I have to agree with what he's advocating
26:03
for. Same, here for it. I
26:05
also briefly was like, are these really,
26:08
like Carl had a big dick and for a second
26:10
I was like, is Carl a performer
26:12
and this is all staged? But I actually
26:15
thought like with the nature of like, I don't think,
26:17
Shawley, Shawn being uncomfortable and
26:19
then kind of like stopping going, I was like, I think it's a fucking
26:21
real. I don't think that aggressive Olympic fact.
26:23
It's not an impressive Olympic fact. He would accidentally put his, he
26:25
also comes in like three minutes. Yeah. You
26:28
know, he put a condom on backwards. I was like, this is a real
26:30
guy. You know, this is a hundred percent a real guy.
26:33
Yeah. I really thought it was. Yeah.
26:35
Yeah. And we also kind of know it was because
26:37
like, there was something in a Wikipedia
26:40
detail where like one of the performers in
26:42
this got
26:43
in trouble with it was like in the military and it got
26:45
out and he was in this. So
26:47
yeah, I think these are literally just like dudes in the
26:49
street, which is
26:51
cool. Like they don't do that
26:53
anymore in porn and like understandably,
26:54
but like the very stage
26:57
like, yeah, what do you want to do? You know,
26:59
like this had that actual like
27:01
sweet vulnerability to it. I have
27:03
the greatest knowledge of myself for saying anyway,
27:05
grateful. Yeah. Should
27:07
we talk about Lady Gonzo? Talk about Lady Gonzo.
27:11
So this is actually nominated for Gonzo series of the year
27:13
at the XBiz Awards in 2020, featuring
27:15
some very favorite performers
27:18
of mine personally Abella Danger
27:20
and Joanna Angel and Juan Lucha later.
27:22
But this is like Joanna Angel's, you
27:25
know, I just like have so much respect for her because she
27:27
is like
27:29
such a like a tour and like
27:31
porn fan. And she's
27:33
like been like making films for
27:35
so long. Like she always was like trying to, you know, she started
27:37
burning angel where she was doing more alt girl. Like
27:39
she used to be a suicide girl and felt like
27:42
a hole in the market for like her aesthetic.
27:45
And then she was like, yeah, I'm going to do Lady Gonzo. Like
27:47
I'm going to be the person with the camera. You know,
27:50
I just think she's really fucking cool and smart.
27:52
Yeah. And she's great at it. She's really
27:54
like vocal and like enthusiastic.
27:56
You know, like I liked her behind the camera. I'm like, oh
27:58
fuck, that's
27:59
hot. Like, yeah.
27:59
We want to make you calm as many times
28:02
as you want to orgasm today. You know like Similarly,
28:05
she's like a great coach. Yeah, I mean like it's
28:07
a really fine line And you need the person behind
28:09
the camera to be like genuinely turned
28:12
on and into things I think it is yes,
28:14
but never like lecturing never
28:17
like yeah exactly you don't want them to be like
28:20
Aggressing the person right that
28:22
they're shooting and like that can be a
28:24
delicate dance and 100% 100% Yeah,
28:27
yeah, so we get a classic sort
28:29
of gonzo style little intro vid
28:31
of a Bella danger and her sexy outfit
28:34
A lot of close-ups on her epic
28:36
ass. She just recently won Most
28:39
epic ass. It's like natural
28:41
and it's huge I mean she has like my
28:43
dream body and she also loves
28:45
anal and I also love that about her because I
28:47
similarly love anal and
28:51
Like she's like
28:52
I can't remember what they what the question was But it was something about
28:54
like how much anal have you had and she said like not enough
28:58
And I was like sick and
29:00
I also loved like again like this is
29:02
my favorite thing about Sometimes about
29:04
like lesbian porn and mainstream spaces, but it's
29:06
like just girls complimenting each other Well,
29:10
yeah, you're so hot like looking at
29:12
your body Like you're so
29:15
like I don't know if you've seen bottoms yet, but
29:17
they're like, oh my god So
29:19
good, but there's a scene where like the girls are just like one
29:21
of the queer characters
29:22
is complimenting like the popular girl She's like
29:24
you're so skinny. Like you
29:26
can eat a hot dog. You can eat a hot dog
29:29
with the bun. That's how skinny you are Percent
29:35
a hundred percent like we've all been there being like god,
29:37
you're so like you're so skinny You can literally
29:39
wear anything, you know, and you're like, that's you just
29:41
having a girl crush. Yeah Yeah,
29:44
that's cute. I gotta see it. Yeah. So yeah,
29:46
so we start with like
29:49
Bella like just kind
29:51
of modeling for us. Yeah
29:54
cameras like all over her like
29:56
we've got a shot of Joanna
29:58
shooting her but then we also got the
29:59
footage from doing his camera.
30:01
Which I thought was nice. Yeah.
30:05
Just to kind of see the third person in the scene
30:07
being the camera, you know, important. Yeah,
30:09
it was like meta Gonzo. Gonzo, Gonzo,
30:12
Gonzo. And then after we have that little
30:14
conversation about orgasm, she starts to
30:16
chill off and then squirts
30:19
like right off the bat. Crazy.
30:21
I'm like, I'm never that hydrated.
30:23
Never in my life. Right before
30:26
I shoot, I think that she's like coming
30:28
in, she's coming in like fresh and
30:30
hydrated and lubed. You know
30:32
what I mean? Like she's ready to go.
30:33
And then she plays with a bubble
30:36
wand. She's blowing bubbles. And then we take the like
30:38
stick, like the tube of bubbles, lube
30:40
it up and get that in her ass. Yeah.
30:43
It like start with just like some crazy experimentation.
30:45
And then we have our male performer come in.
30:47
I did not know who this guy won. Won lucho.
30:50
Yeah. Won lucho. Thank you. Yeah.
30:52
So he comes in fully tatted up.
30:55
And yes. And like, there's an interesting
30:57
dynamic of like,
30:59
again, the way that Joanna sort of like interacts and
31:01
doesn't like there's times when she's not involved.
31:03
There's times when she kind of jumps in and like directs.
31:05
He's like, Okay, my pussy too, you know,
31:07
and they kind of go back and forth. And then there's times
31:10
like she's just holding the shot of Joanna riding
31:13
him. And
31:15
yeah, it's a little bit sterile
31:18
because we're like in a warehouse kind of
31:20
thing. You know, we're in a platform. Yeah,
31:22
you know, like that's the only thing that sort
31:25
of takes away from it. But like for me personally,
31:27
just because I don't want to fuck on like a table.
31:29
Yeah. So
31:30
it's like the cameras involved too,
31:32
when they're having like a threesome like the cameras
31:35
around, you know, yeah. So it's like that
31:37
to navigate. But they have like
31:39
really great playful chemistry with each other.
31:42
And I feel like Joanna and Avela
31:44
have really great chemistry. Yeah,
31:48
like I was actually more turned on like the my
31:50
favorite part of this whole video was when Joanna
31:52
was like fucking her in the ass with the bubble wand.
31:55
Yeah, you know, like I'm a big fan of like,
31:58
like not inanimate objects, but like Because when I was
32:00
watching this, when I was clicking through earlier, you
32:02
know how if you watch Bound Porn or
32:05
any sort of shibari, they have a dildo on a pole?
32:07
Yeah. I thought it was that. I see. And
32:10
I was like, that, I love that.
32:12
That's hot for me. You know? Yeah.
32:15
So I thought that's what was happening. But it still, I mean,
32:17
it still is really hot. And I really loved the
32:19
two of them together. And they were like, she was like, I hit on you.
32:22
When you first entered the porn world. Yeah.
32:25
And she was like, I hit on you too. They have such great
32:27
chemistry. It was sweet.
32:30
Yeah. Interacts. Yeah,
32:32
I have to agree. Yeah. it
32:34
was like, almost like he just came in to be used. Yeah. He
32:36
was just like a cock in a body to be there. He
32:39
was a pro. Or like, yeah, he felt like
32:41
more like a prop, which I guess, again, kind of.
32:43
I love to see. Kind of cool. Like, honestly way
32:45
to subvert the genre. You know?
32:48
I honestly, I could
32:50
gel to both of these. Yeah, both
32:52
of these definitely work out to
32:54
me. You know? On the prowl like didn't quite
32:56
get there in the first chunk 100%, 100%.
32:59
and the sex is really fast
33:01
and like,
33:02
but the conceit of it turned me on,
33:04
you know? The
33:07
convention of it is not like just the spontaneity
33:10
of it. It feels cool to me. And I feel like
33:12
I haven't watched the whole thing, but I feel like when I watch the whole thing,
33:14
there's probably going to be a scene or two that I'm like, okay. Like
33:17
the next one after the one we watched is like a chick just like
33:19
in
33:20
the back of a little like porno store. Yeah. Like
33:22
topless and just being like fondled. And
33:25
I was kind of like, yeah, fuck her against that wall. You know, like
33:27
hot. And
33:29
yeah, and Lady Gonzo's
33:31
fucking hot too. These hot sounded ladies.
33:33
Yeah. Yeah. This is
33:35
your place. As it turns out. Nice
33:38
little history lesson too today.
33:40
I feel like we learned a lot. Yeah. And we hope
33:42
you did too. Hope you did too. Yeah. And
33:45
I didn't expect to like be as taken with this as I was. You
33:47
know? And I wanted you to come. Yeah.
33:50
In
33:50
so many sections of mainstream porn. Now
33:53
I
33:53
don't want to watch Gonzo porn, but the origins
33:56
of it. Right. It's important to know.
33:58
You always have to know your history.
34:01
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