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Hi everyone, this is Laura, interrupting

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your regularly scheduled podcast

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with a personal message. I'm very

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excited to share that I'm in the process of getting

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my certification as a sex and intimacy

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coach with the Sexual Health Alliance.

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I decided to level up my career in sexuality,

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and I reached out to the lovely Dr. Justin

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Lehmiller for guidance. You may remember Justin

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as a guest on the pod or as the expert we reference

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pretty much any time we share a thoroughly

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reliable statistic. I shared my

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interest in certification with Justin. He pointed

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me to the Sexual Health Alliance, where I've

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been studying for the past few weeks. I

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have gained so much knowledge and insight

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in a very short amount of time, much of which we'll

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all benefit from right here on the pod. And

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very soon I'll be traveling with the

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state of Colorado for their inaugural

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sexological conference, October

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13th through 15th. This

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marks the Sexual Health Alliance's triumphant

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return to in-person education since the pandemic.

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I will be attending courses about healing

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from trauma, the erotic umbrella,

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arousal templates, body esteem,

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somatics and attachment theory, and so

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so much more. And I want to invite you

1:14

to attend too! The conference is open

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to the public and especially useful

1:19

for therapists, coaches, sex

1:21

professionals, or really anyone

1:23

interested in deepening their sexual knowledge.

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Plus I get the feeling it's going to be an incredibly fun weekend.

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The community I'm building at Shaw is chock

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full of wonderful people. For $50

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You can find more information

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about the conference at sexualhealthalliance.com

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conference. Or you can just go to sexualhealthalliance.com

1:46

and click on events. In the right hand menu, you'll

1:48

see the list of events there. And

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if you're interested in learning more about the practice that

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I'm building, or you have interest in working

1:55

with me on any sexual or intimate challenges,

1:58

feel free to reach out via the.

1:59

email. That's girlsonpornpodcast

2:02

at gmail.com and I can add you to the

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list and share more info about my practice

2:06

very soon. In the meantime, I hope

2:08

to see you in Colorado.

2:10

Welcome to Girls on Porn. I'm Rachel.

2:12

I'm Laura. And we love porn.

2:15

This is our porn review podcast.

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We talk about what we love and we roast what

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2:33

Before we introduce the topic, we have a raunchy

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pulled headlines from the news to keep you informed

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go. A retired doctor

2:50

with stage four cancer was recently arrested

2:52

on his luxury yacht after a party got out

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of control. Police were called to the 80

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foot boat off the coast of Nantucket about

2:59

a potential overdose. When police

3:01

came aboard, they found drugs, guns and

3:04

several sex workers at the party. The

3:06

retired doctor in question has been released after

3:08

posting a $200,000 bail.

3:12

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3:12

too much of a bang, sir. One dating

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a rather breakup trend to look out for

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physically and emotionally from a romantic relationship

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County can still learn passages

3:48

from Shakespeare's classics but can only read

3:50

full Shakespearean texts outside

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of school hours because Shakespeare

3:55

has been deemed too raunchy.

3:58

What in the actual... fuck is wrong

4:00

with you Florida. A

4:03

Democratic candidate for the Virginia House of Delicates

4:05

was recently outed for being on chatterbait

4:07

with her husband. Susanna Gibson

4:09

had hosted more than a dozen live sessions on the site

4:12

and her profile was still up after announcing her campaign.

4:14

She had asked viewers for more tokens

4:16

in exchange for private showing saying that it was for

4:18

a good cause. The good cause

4:21

was presumably her campaign but unfortunately

4:23

I don't think this revelation was

4:25

very good for her efforts in the long run.

4:29

Anyway, anyhow, you know,

4:31

I know like good for you girlie. If I was

4:33

running for office that would also be my strategy

4:36

but I'm not running for office because my politics

4:38

are so far left and I can't

4:40

imagine such a sex positive sex worker

4:42

advocate. Maybe in like 10 years.

4:45

Maybe in 10 years if things go

4:47

our way and we're not living under fascism

4:50

in fall. Or underwater. Or underwater,

4:53

you know, anything possible. Or under the alien regime.

4:55

Or under the alien regime. I

4:57

fucking hope the aliens have something on their sleeve

5:00

because it's gotta be better than this. If

5:02

they can travel between fucking

5:04

dimensions and universes,

5:06

they probably are past totally

5:09

primitive things like war and violence.

5:11

Right, yeah. You know what I mean? I'm like maybe

5:14

it's not what we think because we're

5:16

so limited in our thinking. Maybe they're actually

5:18

evolved.

5:19

Yeah. And we

5:21

could learn something. Anyway, this topic

5:23

is for today is not alien. No it's not. Although great

5:26

episode. Check it out. Check it out. We

5:28

don't maybe revisit. I don't know. Yeah. It

5:30

is actually, well it's important to note

5:33

this is a very special episode. Yes, we

5:35

need to come out of the gate with this. Very important. It

5:37

is the last episode for our wonderful

5:39

intern Erica. Yeah. Who was

5:41

so great and we really loved having her.

5:44

She, we were talking about this on the

5:46

goodbye call with her. Yeah. Oh

5:48

it's so bittersweet. I know. She leveled

5:51

up the game. She really did. She enhanced

5:53

what it meant to be a girl from court intern.

5:55

Claire and Maddie, all of our interns have been incredible

5:57

but like Erica is just such an academic.

6:00

And yeah, the research, the

6:02

things I learned from Erica. Yeah.

6:05

And this is her episode. Yeah. So she has

6:07

chosen this topic. Yeah.

6:10

And I'm so stoked about this topic.

6:12

I know. Because I, A, I didn't

6:14

know anything about it. Yeah. B,

6:16

count on the gate with this. But

6:18

what's fascinating most about this, this

6:21

kink to me, this tatish,

6:23

tatish is that it's

6:26

like an intersection of

6:29

many kinds of kinks. Yes.

6:32

So allow me to elaborate. And we should define

6:34

inflation kink. That's also complicated because

6:37

there are different kinds. Right.

6:39

So I have one from Kinky

6:41

Howe that is,

6:44

I guess the thing that's difficult about inflation is

6:46

that it could be IRL. Yes.

6:49

Real, which is scary,

6:50

or it could be like fantasy.

6:53

Yes. You know. So it can be really leaning

6:56

into a fantasy of like watching

6:58

the inflation. So yes,

7:01

it usually involves the fantasy of inflating

7:03

a person to a comically large size. Usually

7:06

practiced by like inserting balloons underneath clothes

7:09

or inflating like a skin tight, like latex suit.

7:11

Yes. But you can also literally

7:14

inflate yourself. To

7:16

your body. Yeah. With air or

7:19

like the saline solution stuff. We're

7:21

talking about air in vaginas.

7:23

We're talking about air and butt saline

7:26

solution in balls, like

7:28

many different forms of this. And very important

7:31

to say out the gate, they're quite dangerous.

7:34

Many of them like the IRL,

7:36

I'm going to inflate my body is something

7:39

that I can't endorse

7:42

without like medical advice

7:45

because you could literally like send air in some blood

7:47

vessels. Yeah. I always like to like safety

7:49

is kind of where I draw a line around

7:52

kinks. And I'm not kinkshaping so much

7:54

as I don't just go jumping into trying

7:56

this. Right. And this is also an example

7:59

of like where porn. can be really useful

8:01

because you can watch something. Explore

8:04

it. And explore the fantasy that way.

8:06

Also worth mentioning

8:09

that if I'm cooking up some inflation

8:11

kink, I might be using different

8:14

recipes, which is to say

8:16

that there's some

8:18

balloon fetish adhescence here,

8:20

there's some feeding and gaining fetish

8:23

adhescence here. Tons

8:25

of latex and rubber fetishes

8:28

them that plays into this. So

8:31

there's kind of a whole menu

8:34

of things that people are into with this kink.

8:36

And we talk about this a lot, but each

8:39

individual might have different

8:41

reasons for their interests or

8:43

different ways or different things that peak there, like

8:46

that get them hot about this. And

8:48

all niche fetishes,

8:51

it really puts it into the hands of content

8:53

creators. And lent

8:56

itself to just fascinating

8:58

creativity. Some people are doing

9:01

animations. Some people are actually

9:03

acting it out and putting inflating

9:05

their bodies.

9:07

It's really fascinating. And

9:10

I think there's also something to be said about it's there's

9:12

also a BDSM quality where it's someone

9:15

being found and restricted. Thank

9:17

you. I meant to say that. There's a submissive

9:19

element to this potentially or

9:22

a dominant element of watching someone

9:24

submit

9:24

to being found, being helpless.

9:28

There are folks that want to watch that. There are folks

9:30

that want to be in an inflation

9:33

latex suit in their home and feel

9:35

submissive to their partner. There's

9:37

a great article that Erica shared from

9:39

a guy out of the UK. Of course, we've

9:41

talked about this before, but rubber

9:44

kink is huge in the UK. Anything

9:46

latex, anything rubber is big. There's

9:49

a fantastic piece that she just dropped

9:52

right into this called the story of Mr. Blowup

9:54

by Bill Cobbett. Her guy just talks

9:56

about his inflate latex

9:58

case, essentially like a latex. and rubber kink that includes

10:01

an inflation kink around wearing

10:03

rubber suits that he can blow up and

10:06

sit in and his wife, his partner will come

10:08

and tease him or she will

10:10

do the blowing up and leave him there. He's

10:12

sort of articulated, sometimes when she wants

10:14

to be left alone so she can get work done, she'll put me

10:16

in my suit and give me a little pinch

10:19

and then leave me there and that's part of

10:21

the submission. Yeah, it's very similar

10:23

to feeding, being a feeder. I

10:25

also think that, and this is sort of me digging

10:27

and like, in this specific

10:29

kink, I mean, I love to try to find any sort of

10:32

psychology behind it or where it comes from,

10:34

but I feel like there's some sort of primal

10:36

thing, if I'm gonna think about things

10:39

like heteronormatively, about a man

10:41

really being attracted to the fullness of

10:44

a belly and breasts because of, just

10:47

like are inherently being

10:50

more attracted to a pregnant partner, you

10:53

know, like finding that sort of swollen,

10:55

because I don't know, and like I

10:58

read a couple like Reddit AMAs

11:00

and things like that and people being like, yeah, I love,

11:03

like I'm not necessarily attracted to like curvy girls, but I do

11:05

love like a big like full breasts or like

11:07

a full butt or like a full belly. Yeah,

11:10

and I was like, I wonder if that's part

11:13

of it. And I think, from what I understand, that can go both

11:15

ways too. There's a great article by

11:17

Dr. Mark Griffiths who we've actually referenced before.

11:20

The site is a little like

11:22

wonky, like it's hard to know. Like I sort

11:24

of pause just because of the nature

11:26

of this. It's like a WordPress site, but we've

11:28

never gotten bad information from Dr.

11:30

Mark Griffiths in my experience. Dr. Griffiths.

11:33

And this article, Blown Away, a Beginner's

11:35

Guide to Inflation Sensors is quite,

11:38

it's an excellent article, frankly. Like it has different

11:40

samples and different first person

11:42

accounts of what's hot, which I think is the

11:44

best way especially to enter something niche

11:46

is to just like, let's hear from a few people

11:48

who have this kink. And one woman

11:51

talked about like missing the experience of being

11:53

pregnant and like pushing her

11:55

own belly out and being like, that doesn't do it. And

11:57

like wanting to replicate that. So it all.

12:00

also sort of begs the question of where

12:02

sexual fetish and

12:07

like almost not sexual, but like psychological

12:10

fetish that isn't sexually, do you know what I mean?

12:12

That's kind of a spectrum of how much it

12:14

might be sexually charged versus like when

12:17

it's a fetish that doesn't necessarily mean eroticism.

12:20

And I'm gonna learn more about this. Like for years

12:22

on this show, we've been like, listen, we're not experts. We're

12:25

just guessing at all of this. As you know, Rachel

12:27

and maybe

12:27

our listeners are

12:29

going to know soon, I'm getting certified

12:32

with the Sexual Health Alliance. I'm going to

12:34

their inaugural sexological conference

12:37

in Denver on October 13th or 15th.

12:39

If you wanna join me there, you

12:42

can use the discount code. Legitimize that

12:44

code. I know, genuinely

12:47

if you wanna meet me there, you can use the discount code ILoveCD

12:49

for $50 off a ticket. I don't know how many people are

12:51

gonna be like flying to Denver immediately, but I'll

12:54

understand. Yeah, I'm genuinely

12:56

excited to like legitimize. So

12:59

much of what we talk about. And what I will say so

13:01

far in my training is like, yeah,

13:03

like we do kind of know what we're talking

13:06

about by the virtue of exploring

13:08

these things open-mindedly because so many folks

13:11

don't even consider something like inflation king. So

13:13

anyway, I'm very curious about that because I

13:15

can relate to like

13:18

when we did a latex episode, yeah,

13:20

just a little bit. I

13:23

can understand the sort of sensory aspect

13:25

of it and the submissive aspect of it. Because

13:28

you might remember when we did the latex episode,

13:30

I was like, I can understand the appeal

13:33

of being in full latex and feeling

13:35

like confined by that or even

13:37

like being in like a latex situation. The

13:41

Thunder jacket, yeah, where your like body is

13:43

compressed almost. Where you give your dog. And like

13:45

held, yes, I'm a little puppy

13:48

and

13:48

I want a Thunder jacket, but I want it to like hold

13:50

every aspect of my body. A

13:53

gravity blanket, you know? Yeah, and that

13:55

to me isn't like sexually charged necessarily

13:57

but it is like intimate and I associate

13:59

it with like.

13:59

like wanting a partner to like

14:01

put the full weight of their body on me. I

14:03

love that. So I kind of get

14:06

it. I also think we have to

14:08

talk about obviously, Willy

14:10

Wonka and the Chocolate Factory because, okay, yes,

14:13

let's get into it. Or Charlie and the Chocolate Factory slash

14:15

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. But Willy Wonka verse.

14:18

And what that did for a certain generation

14:21

because sort of this fascinating

14:23

trends,

14:24

I guess, and your shared experience

14:26

that some people had been

14:28

watching that movie where they found Violet

14:31

Beauregard blowing up into a blueberry

14:35

to be somehow sexually

14:38

stimulating or arousing or like fascinating

14:40

that it's now created a whole subset

14:43

of the inflation genre of blueberry girls.

14:45

Yes, yes. We have to talk about the sub genre.

14:48

We have a video in the sub genre that

14:50

we'll talk about after the break. Yeah, blueberry porn

14:53

is a whole sub genre of inflation.

14:56

If you said to me three days ago, what

14:58

is blueberry porn? I

15:00

would have been like, what the fuck are you talking about? I

15:03

would have guessed splashing. Same. Important

15:05

to know that splashing can often, that's another

15:08

one. We've got latex, we've got bondage,

15:11

we've got gaining and feeding

15:13

kink, and we've got splashing. As

15:16

another adjacent or associated or like another

15:18

piece of the Venn diagram that

15:20

is inflation kink. That sometimes

15:23

there's like an explosion and then there's berries

15:25

and we're splashing the berries on our bodies or

15:28

we just like somehow incorporate splashing into

15:30

an inflation situation. Explosion is

15:32

a part of it too. It's like inflating to the point of exploding.

15:35

It's like really. Yes. And it's a controversial

15:38

one. Similar to the balloon fetish, I

15:40

think each individual with the kink varies

15:44

in terms of whether they wanna see the balloon pop or

15:46

they wanna never see the balloon pop. And it's like

15:48

a hard line for a lot of people. Oh, we

15:50

also didn't mention that there's also like a Venn diagram

15:52

of like vore and giant tests in

15:55

here. Uh-huh, yes. Thank

15:57

you. Yes, giant tests definitely. because

16:00

it is such a far-reaching

16:02

fantasy. You know what I mean? It's something that

16:05

you really can't get this in real life unless

16:08

you have pretty dope production

16:10

value at your own home. And people

16:13

are amazing. So porn is... Network with content

16:15

creators are amazing. Are incredible. Yeah.

16:18

And this is also a fetish that largely leans on

16:21

custom videos. And a

16:23

lot of like, okay, I want you in this background. I

16:25

want you to like, how close to the, let's

16:27

say, Violet Beauregard scene. Are we going

16:30

or is there elements of that? And then whole

16:33

other scenarios or whole other kinks incorporated.

16:36

There is, I should mention also a great interview

16:40

with Ziva Fay,

16:42

who is a 29-year-old model for the US.

16:45

Yeah. Does a lot of niche and custom stuff

16:47

and is on her way to breaking the record

16:50

for

16:51

the most scenes ever

16:53

shot under the like, Willy Wonka

16:56

banner. Oh, interesting. Yeah.

16:58

She's about to like, unseat this other

17:00

performer, which is wild. Crazy.

17:03

I didn't clock how many. I really

17:05

wanted to know like, how many of these videos

17:08

is the record and I totally missed that detail.

17:10

Yeah. But the podcast

17:12

is called The Kinky Conversations. And it's Blueberry

17:15

Inflation Kink with Ziva Fay. If you want to

17:17

learn more about that. If you want to go down that rabbit

17:20

hole, it's a pretty fascinating

17:21

hole.

17:22

If I do say so myself. I got a fascinating hole for you. I

17:25

know you do. You got a couple. I

17:28

just want to mention the real balloon boy on,

17:30

he did a Reddit AMA about talking about having an

17:32

inflation kink and he mentioned also the gas sex

17:35

commercials. Yeah. There were like gas

17:37

sex commercials of when like we were younger that were

17:40

people were inflating in their seats with indigestion after

17:42

a big meal. Wow. And

17:44

he had like a dream as a

17:47

child of like eating a balloon

17:49

and inflating and like rising to the ceiling. Yeah.

17:52

And that was like some of his like first like sexual

17:54

fantasies involved him like expanding

17:56

bigger and bigger. Yeah, this is

17:58

again. This is why I'm going.

17:59

certified. We've talked about

18:02

in the past that like I think the

18:04

dynamic is often that people

18:06

can be neurologically predisposed

18:08

towards kink or perversion

18:10

or like

18:12

larger sexual exploration

18:14

and deviance and then there's often

18:16

inciting moments in life that

18:18

can like spark the kink and obviously

18:21

that scene yeah with Violet Bergard

18:23

like did it for a lot of people and I also had

18:26

a partner be like you know what I get that I actually feel

18:28

like I did feel like a tingle of something in that

18:30

scene of like why is this charged

18:32

in a certain kind of way yeah which was

18:35

interesting huh yeah interesting yeah

18:37

should we do the showdown

18:40

yeah let's do it okay

18:42

sex with ghosts causes Velma

18:44

breast ass and belly growth wow

18:48

I just am now realizing that we haven't if we haven't

18:50

had a ghost episode have we have

18:53

we done ghosts I don't think we've had

18:55

a ghost I don't think we've done ghosts I don't

18:57

know how we've avoided it this long season is

18:59

around the corner oh my god yeah

19:02

that might be worth

19:03

that might be worth on stating another topic so

19:05

that we can do our spooky season

19:08

ghosts but like what's funny is like the sex

19:10

with ghosts causes breast ass and belly growth

19:12

interesting yeah I wonder is like the ghost

19:14

going inside of her yeah and like

19:17

I can see inflating her up so much

19:19

opportunity oh that's like a

19:21

Casper like the fat ghosts you

19:24

know do you remember that

19:26

I do remember the fat ghosts they were like three uncles

19:28

I think right yeah or two uncles I remember

19:31

yeah I can't quite remember that

19:33

movie very vividly film everyone should rewatch

19:35

it oh I haven't watched

19:37

it in ages it actually you

19:40

know what this is a little fun fact about

19:42

me I was really terrified

19:44

of the moment there was like a moment where the priest

19:46

like comes to like do an exorcism like very early

19:49

on in the house and he comes out and his head is twisted

19:51

around like his head is facing the wrong way

19:54

and it yeah terrified me

19:56

as a child like when that moment happened I loved

19:58

that movie but I would have to close my like cover my

20:00

eyes when the previous. That was the serious one. Wow,

20:03

interesting, interesting, I wonder why. Something

20:05

about the visual of his head being twisted around,

20:07

just knowing that it was wrong. Yeah.

20:10

Like really

20:11

fucked with me. Yeah, anyway. Yeah.

20:13

That's a little about me. I love it.

20:16

Next one for me, but this one ties into yours. Okay.

20:18

Jinkies, Velma's water

20:20

inflation. Oh, wow, lots with Velma.

20:23

Lots with Velma, but this makes sense. It's

20:25

lore, you know, it's like intersecting

20:28

universes of like fan, fan

20:30

shit, you know? Yeah.

20:32

Yeah.

20:33

Moaning and groaning belly inflation.

20:36

Honey, that's me after I eat a mozzarella thick,

20:38

you know? I do have to say

20:41

that throughout this, like all of this talking about like belly inflation,

20:44

I was like, yeah, you want to see some belly inflation?

20:46

Like give me dairy. Yeah.

20:49

You know? Like I couldn't think of anything worse.

20:52

I'm actively trying to avoid belly inflation.

20:54

Belly inflation. Yeah. Yeah.

20:57

But I imagine that's a part of it too. I mean, people will be eating

20:59

beans so that they can fart in jars. Yeah, that's

21:01

true. Yeah. Next one for

21:03

me, watch a

21:05

slow aquarium pump

21:08

fill me to the brim. Oh.

21:10

Yeah. Actually, I'm going to go in hard

21:12

with another one right away because I'm fascinated

21:15

by the kinds of pumps. Yeah. I

21:17

inflate myself for 10 minutes with a car pump.

21:19

Oh. Oh, F balloons. It was

21:21

very hard. Emoji,

21:24

emoji, pop, pop, pop.

21:25

What's an aquarium pump? I

21:28

don't know. Does it put bubbles in

21:30

the cycle of the water or something? Is it like,

21:33

or is it a water pump? So she's pumping

21:35

your phone full of water. Oh, maybe. Okay.

21:38

Air pump. I mean, these do look

21:40

fucking intense.

21:41

I guess it varies. Oh, there

21:43

is also an air pump. Oh, interesting.

21:45

So it pumps air. Powerful, dependable

21:48

air flow. It might just be, because you know,

21:50

like bubbles. Yeah. You know, people's

21:52

home aquariums. What is that? Yeah. This

21:54

is where our knowledge ends. And I don't actually

21:56

think I'm going to learn about air pumps. Yeah, no,

21:59

I'm good. Sweetus sexual health. clients,

22:01

but somebody wants to write in. Yeah,

22:03

they know. Bouncing

22:06

on you and bloating up.

22:08

Okay, bouncing on you. And then

22:10

it's in the water squirt. I like how that's

22:12

almost more incorporated with the sex acts than we've

22:14

seen. We didn't even say this kink

22:17

often doesn't have much sex

22:20

at all. Yeah. There was a

22:22

video we almost talked about where it was

22:24

a latex suit and we did some CBT in

22:27

addition to inflation with

22:29

latex suit. But like the two videos we're

22:31

gonna talk about the other side of the break. No, yeah.

22:34

Arguably not porn. Yeah, I mean. Pretty

22:36

verifiably not porn. But like what is

22:38

porn, you know? Yeah.

22:40

I think it has to do with intent. Yeah. Okay,

22:43

last one from me. Outbreak

22:47

causes ass expansion on elevator.

22:51

Outbreak. What's the outbreak, what's the?

22:53

That feels like Nicki Minaj and COVID.

22:56

The balls exploded. Yeah.

22:59

Yeah. Or like the next generation

23:02

of COVID makes your ass expand.

23:05

Which the airport virus that makes me weird. The

23:07

potential there. Yeah. Honey,

23:09

I'm taking it. You know, because these squats ain't doing

23:11

enough.

23:11

Oh,

23:15

let's take a break.

23:17

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24:37

Quick breast expansion at the gym. My shirt's

24:39

ripped because it's too big. All

24:42

right. Busty Sasha made

24:44

this video. What

24:47

an interesting little gem.

24:50

Yes, yes. What a find. So

24:53

like, to say that

24:56

these are fake tits, we have to be very clear, that is an

24:58

understatement because these are not a boob job.

25:00

No, these are balloons. They're literally like,

25:02

this video is camp because this is like,

25:05

if drag did drag of

25:07

drag tits. Do you know what I

25:09

mean? Like you picture the breastplate, the

25:11

very over the top, dolly parton

25:14

sized breastplate that

25:17

you occasionally see on a drag queen. The

25:19

tits on this woman are

25:21

circus size,

25:23

bigger than the rest of her body in volume.

25:25

And it's giving like cock destroyers-esque.

25:28

She's got like blonde hair. She's got like a little choker

25:30

necklace on. And I was like, what's a choker for? Cock destroyers

25:32

like, because she's not quite as like brassy

25:36

or like in your face as the cock destroyers

25:38

are. She's also not British. She's like probably

25:40

like

25:41

Eastern European Russian. Eastern European.

25:43

Yeah, she's like, I'm getting ready to do huge

25:45

training today. I'm so ready

25:47

for a big train. Big train. I

25:49

want big muscles. Maybe bigger tits,

25:52

I'm sure I can. Let's try now.

25:54

So she gets, she lays down on the bench

25:56

press and she gets like two five pound

25:59

dumbbells. to do some chest

26:02

presses and

26:04

this is actually my fear. Like

26:06

I don't do chest presses because of this because

26:09

like my breast implants are like under the muscle

26:11

and yeah I'm trying not to like aggravate them.

26:14

So she's doing some chest presses and

26:16

every single time she does one they

26:18

like like

26:21

just start inflating. Yeah. Yeah.

26:25

And she's like wow this is absolutely

26:27

crazy. Oh my

26:30

god. Oh shit. I love

26:33

this. And she's like okay let's

26:35

go again you know. Yeah. And she keeps

26:37

pressing them up and what's hilarious is she's

26:39

wearing like a heather gray like Henley

26:41

body suit. Mmm. That like starts to

26:44

rip. Yeah. And it's also like a body

26:46

suit so it's just fully giving her a wedgie

26:48

because it's like expanding and stretching out.

26:50

Yeah so we got some wedgie kinky in there too then.

26:52

Yeah exactly. I was like they are insane. She's like

26:55

oh this is so hot so sexy. I wanted

26:57

to see my new tits and so she like it struggles

27:00

for a little bit because she's like trying to rip it and like

27:02

these things are now like they're

27:04

so they're beach ball size. Like they're

27:06

so big. Yeah. It's bananas.

27:09

And she's like trying to like pull her shirt off

27:12

and she's like struggling and she's trying

27:14

to like see the nipple you know. Yeah. Yeah.

27:17

I thought it was funny that like the nipples still stayed

27:19

sort of small. Yeah. Yeah. Justice

27:21

for bigger nipples. Justice for bigger areola

27:24

and nipples. Yeah. Yeah. Wild like

27:27

so just like a contained thing

27:29

very short and sweet. Uh-huh. Very

27:32

simple conceit and just bonkers

27:34

just so over the top. Insane. I do wonder

27:36

sometimes like the intersection with this kink

27:38

as well of like comedy of like how

27:40

much people are like watching things

27:42

for the camp but also the stimulation

27:45

you know and kind of like aware of how ridiculous

27:47

it is but that's kind of part of the fun even in the

27:50

midst of like getting potentially

27:51

turned on by this. Totally. Totally.

27:53

Yeah. Yeah. No. Yeah. Good question. Yeah.

27:56

Should we talk about the other vid? Yeah.

27:59

I mean there's not too much to say about this one. It's

28:01

so to the point. Right. Quick,

28:03

like four minute like just yeah, you

28:05

know, just capital C camp a nightmare

28:08

for me. Yeah. The next one is sort of tricky

28:10

to identify because this was essentially a

28:12

custom video.

28:14

Yeah. And we found it by

28:17

way of Instagram and

28:19

by way of

28:22

this site, which

28:25

is Taylor made clips.com

28:28

where you can actually purchase this.

28:30

It's titled on the site. Oh my God, I feel

28:32

so full and stretched out a 1980s

28:35

blueberry clip. Not actually from the eighties.

28:37

We're not cutting that deep. Like 2021. I

28:39

think. Yeah. Our short description is that tiger is

28:41

hanging at home chewing gum and studying when her ass

28:44

begins to inflate huge and things grow out of

28:46

control. Blueberry inflation

28:48

until she is begging to be juiced quick

28:50

pop at the end. Spoiler, but I guess you

28:52

need to know because what we talked about before

28:55

in case you don't want. Yeah. The explosion.

28:57

Yeah. So we open on a

28:59

brat,

28:59

like a popular girl

29:01

brat who feels like if

29:03

we mashed up

29:05

like 1980s bitch from

29:07

a high school from like any

29:09

variety with Violet

29:11

Burghard. So like we've got the element of the

29:14

like the Willy Wonka reference, even though she's definitely

29:16

not Violet Burghard. She references the movie

29:19

in the porn or this is even porn.

29:22

We should identify in the video. She's chewing

29:24

gum. Also chewing gum. Yeah. Very

29:26

important to that specific cane.

29:29

She's wearing like a blue little bow.

29:31

She's got like a blue tutu. You

29:34

know, she's laying on her bed and she's trying

29:36

to do some homework and

29:38

she's like, yeah, she's bratty as hell.

29:41

And she's just sort of like smacking her gum being

29:43

like, uh, stupid,

29:45

you know, and as she's

29:47

chewing, there is something

29:49

happening, starting with her butt.

29:53

And her butt begins to expand

29:55

in a way and we're zooming in on the butt. And

29:58

I was like, fascinated to know like how like

29:59

in the comics. It's actually

30:02

quite effective. Like it

30:04

looks sort of, I almost thought it was like. I almost thought

30:06

it was like. On the internet, you should say like Erica,

30:08

lovely Erica who pulled this, identified that like this is

30:10

a quintessential video of

30:13

the genre.

30:14

And I think part of it is just like the

30:16

build and the effect of like,

30:18

it does really feel like her ass is expanding. I'm like,

30:21

is she stuffing the fish? I

30:23

thought it was like a fake lower body,

30:26

you know? Yeah, yeah. It kind of looks like

30:28

that at one point. Like it could be any

30:30

number of tricks, but it's pretty fucking effective.

30:33

And she's just like yammering

30:35

on throughout. Like, oh yeah, I've been telling my ass.

30:37

I can't go to dance tonight. Like, no, my

30:39

ass is so huge. I'm

30:40

not kidding. Oh my God. Like

30:42

she's gonna, Hell you is gonna give me

30:44

so much fun at school. Like just

30:46

like keeps going on and on. And then it just

30:49

expands into like, she starts to turn

30:51

blue. She gets like blue spots on her hands. She

30:53

gets blue makeup on her face. A

30:55

lot of cutaway tricks here. Like cut back

30:57

and like more has happened. Yeah. She

30:59

gets into like a full blueberry.

31:01

Full blueberry. And we like, she's like, oh

31:04

no, this is my favorite. Tutu like is complaining

31:06

about like her clothes ripping. Yeah. You

31:08

know, that's a theme is like the busting themes.

31:11

I don't know if it's necessarily a kink,

31:12

but it's certainly like a sexually charged part

31:15

of it.

31:15

Things ripping, yeah. Things ripping, like

31:17

popping open. And I was really curious when it finally

31:20

did be like, okay, her outfit is now

31:22

fully popped open and we're seeing naked

31:24

blueberry. I was like, are we gonna do genitalia?

31:27

You know what I mean? Are we gonna have weird little nipples?

31:29

Cause this thing is like as big as like a,

31:32

I don't know how to describe the size of the

31:34

blueberry. It's maybe 10 feet

31:36

in diameter. It's fucking huge. We

31:39

don't get genitalia. No. Spoiler

31:41

for anyone hoping for it. We don't have like nipples on the blueberry.

31:44

It's just basically smooth blue, like

31:48

rubber with some kind of like textile around it. You

31:50

know, like I am curious like what this, is it a

31:53

sumo suit? Like some people talk about that being

31:55

what folks can use for these

31:57

purposes, but I don't think that's what it is. Cause

31:59

it's... perfectly spherical. Anyway,

32:02

we're fascinated by the production elements here. They're

32:05

very well executed. And also important

32:07

to note, she pops. And then she pops.

32:09

Well, we don't get a visual of her popping. We get

32:12

sound. So it gets to the point where she's like,

32:14

oh my god. And we get a close up of her sort of feeling

32:17

like she's consumed in the balloon, looking at her

32:19

head popping out of it, which I think is

32:21

part of it too. And then we

32:23

get an explosion sound over

32:25

black. I will say that the sound throughout this was

32:27

very effective because it's like

32:30

a certain gurgling and stretching

32:32

noise that

32:32

really triggered

32:35

me. Yeah, important to note, they give her a gurgling

32:37

sound in her belly that sounds like when

32:40

she starts to blow. She's gonna shit her pants.

32:42

But instead, her ass inflates. Well, this is

32:44

the sound that my stomach makes when it starts to

32:46

fucking expand after I eat cheese or

32:49

I have ice cream. That's

32:51

exactly what's happening. So I was like, oh, this is

32:54

triggering for me. What's also

32:56

kind of interesting is I feel like

32:58

there's sort of a parallel between, we also didn't

33:00

talk about this, but stuck porn. Oh,

33:03

there's an element of stuck porn in that. And also

33:05

that it's not serious. Like

33:07

there isn't like fear.

33:09

Yeah. You know, like, I don't

33:12

know if I was stuck in a washing machine, like I would be

33:14

having a panic attack or if I was like turning

33:16

into a blueberry, I'd be like scared.

33:19

Yeah. You know what I mean? Like there is an element

33:22

of like self-awareness. That

33:24

feels very

33:25

porn-y. You

33:27

know what I mean?

33:28

Yeah. Like the camp is of

33:31

to the tune of porn. Like a bratty

33:33

girl, so therefore it must be porn. Like her

33:35

getting her comeuppance, you know, like

33:38

not her comeuppance. How do I mean? Like

33:40

punishing the brat. Yeah, yeah. You're

33:43

just getting a karma. Like a porn-y thing,

33:45

you know? And then yeah, the

33:47

element of like submitting to this thing

33:49

that's blowing up around her feels a little

33:51

bit like the submission of stuck

33:53

porn. And the dubious consent of

33:56

it too. Granted, there's no

33:58

interaction. Like no one comes.

33:59

no sex, no one comes to like fuck with her. Like both

34:03

of these videos are not porn, but very

34:05

much fetish. Totally. So it's interesting

34:07

that we like stayed on the fetish side and didn't go

34:09

into the porn stuff. But obviously

34:11

there's a whole universe out there of both. Well, it's similar

34:14

to like balloon porn, right? You know, like it's like

34:16

the intent of like what it's behind it is like,

34:18

yeah, it's porn. It's sexually charged.

34:20

We're not watching genitalia

34:22

smacked together. Yeah. Yeah.

34:24

I'm not masturbating to either of these just because

34:27

it's not my thing. Yeah. But

34:29

Hey, if you guys are into it, like

34:32

check it out. Hope we helped you out. Yeah. This

34:34

like tickled you in any way. Like maybe give it a

34:36

shot. Yeah. Yeah. Or maybe it'll, you'll

34:38

be like, Oh, actually I did get a little tingle in

34:40

my mingle when I watched

34:42

that scene

34:43

with Violet Berger. Or Missy

34:44

Elliott in the rain, super duper

34:47

fly. Wow. Interesting

34:49

point. Interesting point. Yeah. That's

34:51

a good one. Yeah. Same. This is not erotically

34:53

charged for me, but I can understand some of the

34:55

psychology of the fetish and

34:57

kind of feel like I can relate to it

34:59

that way. Totally. But not, not in a way

35:01

that I will masturbate to. Not a spank bank

35:03

way, but in a

35:05

deep understanding kind of way. Hmm.

35:08

Isn't that nice? Isn't that nice?

35:10

I loved this. I love this topic. Thank

35:12

you to Erica for all of your incredible work with us

35:14

and for an incredible suggestion. Bon voyage.

35:18

She's not going anywhere. She, we just can't

35:20

move. Yeah. Yeah. She

35:24

deserves better than us. Yeah. But

35:26

we're grateful to have had her. Yeah.

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