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Or so we're told. Today's

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topic is uncut.

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Uncut. Justice for uncut cocks,

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am I right? Yeah. They

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have a bad rap.

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Or like circumcision

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is the presumed majority. Sure,

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yes. But I feel like I

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see a lot more uncut cocks than like... Well it's because...

3:16

Than society would have Maybelline. Right.

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In America it is. It's very

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popular in America. You go on one great

3:23

European vacation and you find out

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that's not the case. You know? The

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rest of the world has something else figured out. The rest

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of the world is living their life intact. I know. I

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always have to say found the terms circumcision

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or like circumcised and

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uncircumcised very confusing.

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A thousand percent agree. Because why would we name

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the thing that is like how the

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dick is

3:46

born? Like the uncircumcised? Yeah.

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Like uncircumcised? Yes. Even

3:51

the name is like insinuating that like what you're...

3:53

Like the unnatural thing to do is what you're supposed

3:56

to be doing. Exactly. Like implies the majority.

3:58

Yes.

3:59

it should be like a natural dick, a

4:03

surgicalized dick. Yes, yes,

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a modified. A modified dick, yeah.

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It's really, yeah, I also, that's

4:11

why I prefer like cut, uncut, you know?

4:13

Yeah, cut, uncut somehow is

4:15

just easier for my brain to process,

4:17

even though it has the same un

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thing going on. I know, I know. It should

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just be like normal cut. It's just clear because

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cut is an action. Anyway, for

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years I would like panic and feel

4:29

stupid when I do. Which one is when? Yeah.

4:31

Which one's when? I remember like

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finding out that like,

4:36

like, penises, like, there

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is such a thing as like circumcision. What was that?

4:41

When was that? It was like late

4:43

in life. Like, I think I was like maybe like a freshman

4:45

in college and like someone was like explaining like,

4:48

oh yeah, like so-and-so is uncircumcised. And

4:50

I was like, what's

4:51

that? You know? Oh wow. And

4:54

they're like. Yeah, come to think of it. I feel like it was late

4:56

game information. Like it was not being discussed

4:58

at like the sixth grade sleepovers. And then I remember

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like someone like had to show me a picture and I was like,

5:04

what? What? That's what

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it looks like. Can I make a embarrassing

5:09

admission? Yeah. Like I've definitely

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fucked some people and been like, was that, I'm

5:15

not sure. Well, it's hard to tell

5:18

when someone's hard. Cause, well, circumcision is- Hard

5:20

to tell when someone's hard. Exactly, and I'm mostly. See,

5:22

hard dicks because- Because

5:24

you're hot. Because I'm hot. I'm hot.

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But like, also

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just fun to talk about. Is that like circumcision

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is kind of a spectrum? Do you know what I mean?

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Where like some uncut dicks

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have more extra skin. Yeah,

5:41

well- Than others? Just foreskin in general. Exactly.

5:43

Like there are some people when they get hard, it's like, I don't

5:45

even know that it's there. There's just like a little bit of extra

5:48

movement. Like what? You

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know what I mean? What's there? Like I can't even tell that like the

5:52

foreskin is there. Is there? There's

5:55

just like a little bit more of like- Just a little more

5:57

give. Yeah, there's a little bit more of like, yeah.

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There's some more fabric. There's more

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fabric to work with. More material

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to spare. For some people

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when they're hard, you're like it's still wearing the turtleneck.

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Yes, yes, the turtleneck is still

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kind of there. Whereas

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some people, you

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never knew they had a turtleneck on in the first place.

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Exactly, exactly. I looked

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up what a circumcision

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surgery entails. I'm

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so sorry, but I didn't know. I

6:27

was like, oh, this is something I'm curious about.

6:31

I'm gonna describe it. I

6:34

see people just flying off, the

6:36

viewership just dipped significantly.

6:39

But basically, you pull the foreskin over

6:42

the penis

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and then

6:47

sort of make incisions. And it

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is as if, oh, I'm wearing a turtleneck. What

6:52

good planning. But it's as

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if you pull it forward. You pull

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it up like this and then snip, snip,

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and

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then almost like along the seam here.

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And then using the frenulum, which

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is the base of the corkets where the head

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meets the lining of our seam. The

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inside of it. Our seam down the

7:17

undercarriage of the deck. That's

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sort of our anchor point that we pull it

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all around to come back around in the frenulum.

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I would have been okay not knowing that. Describing

7:28

that, how fucking insane

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is it that most parents in

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America choose to

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do that? I mean,

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I think it's a greatly declining

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trend. But for a time,

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it was like, let's not remove this piece

7:42

of the stick for hygiene. Because

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of miseducation. Yeah, well various

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reasons. To be fair, there are a lot of religious

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traditions which we don't wanna step on. And

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that was actually like the, that was kind

7:54

of the origin. Yes, shall

7:57

we talk history a little bit? Sure, yeah,

7:59

the origin.

7:59

of circumcision has religious

8:02

roots. Yeah,

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under several ethnic groups. I

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was presuming Judaism first, but

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in sub-equatorial Africa, Egypt

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and Arabia, various forms and

8:15

extents

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of

8:17

circumcision there. Ritual

8:19

male circumcision is known as been practiced by South

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Sea Islanders, Aboriginal peoples of Australia,

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Sumatrans, Incans, Aztecs,

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Mayans, and ancient Egyptians. Today

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is still practiced by Jews, Muslims,

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Coptic Christians, Ethiopian Orthodox, Eritrean Orthodox,

8:37

Druze, and some tribes in East

8:39

and Southern Africa, as well as the

8:42

United States and Philippines. Wow. Yes. It's

8:45

actually the oldest known surgical procedure. Ding,

8:47

ding. Yeah, that fascinated me.

8:50

That is a fascinating... That was the first thing

8:52

we did. Isn't it wild that

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before we figured out how to dig an

8:57

arrowhead out of someone surgically, we were like, John

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got shot.

9:02

He got bit by a bear. We're

9:05

just gonna bye. We're over here doing

9:07

this though. This is very important.

9:10

Get that guy's turtleneck

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off. His tiny dick. Exhaustive

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list of reasons for circumcision.

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Do you want me to just rattle this off? Okay,

9:20

sure. Yeah, religion.

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As a religious sacrifice, as a rite of passage marking

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a boy's entrance into adulthood. Right.

9:28

As a means of reducing sexual pleasure,

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fascinating. Torture. As an aid to hygiene

9:33

where regular bathing was impractical. As

9:35

a means of

9:35

marking those of higher social status.

9:38

As a means of humiliating enemies. Yeah.

9:41

As a means of differentiating a circumcising

9:43

group from their non-circumcising

9:46

neighbours. Like, we're into this

9:48

and we're not. As a means

9:50

of... There's a Dr. Seuss book about

9:52

that. The

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Snarbelly Snoots. The Snarbelly

9:57

Snoots. Make a point to serve...

10:00

Yeah, the snarly snips. As

10:05

a means of discouraging masturbation or other socially

10:07

prescribed sexual behaviors, as a means of increasing

10:10

a man's attractiveness to women,

10:13

as a demonstration of one's ability

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to endure pain, dear

10:17

God. There are other things we could be doing, yeah. As a

10:19

male counterpart to menstruation or the breaking

10:22

of the hymen, fascinating, to

10:24

copy the rare natural occurrence

10:27

of a missing foreskin of an important leader.

10:29

So like cool guy over there did it, let's

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all do it. Yeah, let's all do it.

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As a way to repel demonesses

10:36

and or as a display of

10:39

disgust of the smegma produced

10:41

by the fleshman. I have to say that I didn't

10:43

know that smegma was the technical term.

10:46

No, I thought it was slang. I thought someone just like came

10:48

up with that term, like, because it's like, of course

10:50

it's called that. Like just the way it looks like. It sounds automatic-y,

10:53

you know? Smegma. Like it sounds

10:55

like someone, it sounds like splooge. Like it's in the same

10:57

family of slang. Looking

10:59

at the health line article, I'm like, oh no, like that's

11:01

the technical term. Smegma is the technical

11:03

term, yeah. Smegma. Smegma, do we need to find

11:05

smegma? Dick cheese, we did it. Yeah, that's it, that's

11:08

really it.

11:10

Yeah, really fascinating to me. I

11:13

also didn't know that

11:15

for the bris or like

11:17

in the Jewish religion, it's like on

11:19

the eighth day. Yeah, on the eighth day.

11:22

I learned that too, but I would like rang about,

11:24

like I knew that and then was like, oh, right, right.

11:26

And I was like, that seems really young. And then I was also like, but

11:28

like, when is a good time to do it? Yeah,

11:30

it's never a good time. It's like all,

11:32

like never seems like a good time. It's pretty good time, I suppose.

11:35

Yeah. Give him a few days to warm

11:37

up and then. I've never been

11:39

turned off by an uncut penis. No,

11:42

I've never had an issue with it quite

11:45

the opposite.

11:45

I like them. If I wanna ask, yeah.

11:48

I mean, I like all this. I like all this. I like

11:50

the dick if it's attached to a person I like, you

11:52

know? Right, right. But I've

11:54

never been like, oh, he's,

11:57

you know, like girl, something crazy happened,

11:59

you know? Like I. I've never been that person.

12:01

Yeah, that part of culture

12:03

is just confusing to me. I did have

12:06

one partner be kind of self-conscious

12:08

about it or kind of check like, have you ever seen

12:11

one before? And I was like, yeah,

12:13

I've been out here. I've been to Europe.

12:16

She's a row. I've studied abroad.

12:19

She doesn't have an exclusionary dick policy.

12:22

I've been abroad.

12:24

But I will say also, I thought

12:26

about this and I was like, most of my recent

12:29

male partners have been uncut

12:32

just like in the last few years. I think it's great.

12:34

If I had a baby, I'm not circumcising,

12:37

I just had a stroke. I'm not circumcising his

12:40

sweet baby penis. And

12:43

also because the majority of men that I do know, I

12:45

have a friend who actually

12:47

grew his foreskin back.

12:49

Whoa. Yeah, which is like, there

12:52

are some crazy torture devices out

12:54

there on the internet that you can buy

12:56

that can help like grow the skin stretch. He deliberately

12:59

grew it back? Yes. He wanted to grow it back,

13:01

he grew it back. He grew it back.

13:03

And was successful. To

13:05

a degree that you can be. Was it excruciating?

13:08

Like was this like- Yeah, like there was like a device that he had to like

13:10

wear around his dick. Yeah,

13:13

it's really fascinating. I mean, but I

13:15

get it because there is this idea, I mean, and

13:18

also there is some research to support it that

13:21

uncut dicks are more sensitive,

13:24

you know? And you could feel more pleasure.

13:26

You still have your foreskin. So,

13:30

I mean, there's this Healthline

13:32

article where they say like the pros and cons

13:34

to uncut and cut.

13:35

Like about like appearance, hygiene,

13:39

lube, you know? I also didn't realize that

13:41

like

13:42

having an uncut penis, it

13:44

provides like natural lubrication.

13:46

Yeah, wait, what do you mean? That's what the

13:48

article said. You're like, I'm just-

13:51

I'm just quoting Healthline. Right, the foreskin

13:53

provides natural lubrication to the penis.

13:56

I mean, the foreskin itself is the lubrication

13:59

is kind of what we're getting at. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:01

I mean, that kind of tracks that it'd be less like

14:04

prone to chafing or like, that there's,

14:06

like you said, there's more material, there's more gear. There's

14:08

more to work with. More to work with, yeah.

14:11

There was a 2016 study that said that for

14:13

uncut penises, the foreskin was the part of the penis

14:16

that was the most sensitive

14:17

to touch.

14:19

So people, I think that's also what people want it because

14:22

they're like, I'm missing out on something.

14:23

I also have a friend who's like, who

14:26

is like- Fascinating friends, I gotta say. Yeah, I

14:28

have another friend that was like, as soon as our

14:30

friends start having babies, I'm campaigning to

14:33

keep the dicks intact. I

14:36

think a lot of people are already leaning that way. Yeah, for

14:38

sure, there are a lot of- I mean, I obviously have a lot of very progressive

14:41

friends and I think- But his whole platform

14:43

is- This thought is like, yeah, why would I cut my

14:46

child's dick off? No more num socks

14:49

is-

14:51

That's good. No more num socks. No more

14:53

num socks. No more num socks. He

14:56

should get in touch with the Canadian Forest Skin Awareness

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Project.

15:00

This was wild.

15:02

That's obviously advocating

15:04

for keeping forest skin. Keeping

15:06

it intact. And again, circumcision, who

15:08

want Harry Styles to become the new face

15:10

of forest skin. They're just convinced that Harry

15:13

Styles hasn't been cut dick, which is likely

15:15

because the stats in the UK, in the

15:17

UK surprised me, which we'll get to in a second.

15:20

But yeah,

15:21

they're like, Harry Styles would be great. I'm like, yeah, I

15:23

guess anybody would want Harry Styles to be the face

15:26

of anything they're doing. The

15:29

guy who's the head of this awareness project

15:32

was like, everyone needs to know that

15:35

I'm really, I feel very

15:37

confident that everyone in one direction

15:39

has forest skin. All those sweet boys.

15:41

There was a weird part of the quote

15:44

about- And the only basis that

15:46

he has for that is, well, they're British, but also

15:48

there was-

15:49

There was a story, I guess, in the National

15:51

Enquirer that Taylor

15:53

Swift supposedly dumped Harry Styles because-

15:56

Because of the forest skin. He wasn't circumcised.

15:58

Yeah.

15:59

I can't imagine that's true. I can't imagine that's true,

16:02

but at the same time,

16:04

I don't know, like how long ago did they? I

16:06

don't follow the gossip. I don't know, it was like 10 years ago or something.

16:08

But. I mean, I'm trying to be like, is

16:11

she a teen and she doesn't know what she's doing?

16:13

Right, she probably has only seen American dicks for

16:15

her whole life. Like is she playing out that scene of like. She didn't

16:17

go on, she didn't study abroad. What? She

16:20

didn't study abroad. She's been on

16:22

tour, what's she doing? I guess.

16:24

Staying in.

16:26

There's also a sexual arousal by

16:28

a circumcised penis, which is acu-culophilia.

16:33

We did our best. Acu-culophilia.

16:36

Yeah, I didn't look it up. Sometimes I just

16:38

like to roll the dice on pronunciation. Acu-culophilia.

16:41

That's a hard one. Acu-culophilia.

16:43

There's too many C's in years and hours. There's

16:46

a cuckoo amount of cuckoo in there.

16:49

We did our best. Okay,

16:51

so some fun stats for the prevalence of

16:53

circumcision. Give me the stats. Around 50% of

16:55

all circumcisions worldwide are performed for reasons

16:58

of prophylactic healthcare.

17:00

And then the other 52% are predominantly performed for

17:02

religious or cultural reasons. Even

17:04

split there. Yeah, which I was like prophylactic.

17:07

Like is everyone that scared of shmegma?

17:10

Yeah. You know? I guess so.

17:12

But like. Relax. I mean.

17:15

Wash your dick. Like there were like briefly mentioned

17:17

studies of like places where hygiene

17:20

isn't as accessible. Oh sure, I guess.

17:22

Okay, I guess it's like sort of a

17:24

blanket solution. I guess.

17:27

I don't know. I didn't go that deep on that. That seems a little

17:30

bit, yeah, that seems a little bit. Yeah. Much.

17:33

But it's obviously like a very culturally loaded thing

17:35

in almost any circumstance,

17:37

even when it is hygiene related.

17:39

Do you know what I mean? Right.

17:41

Also. Yeah, it's declining.

17:44

It's declining. And I have some stats

17:47

on different countries where it's prevalent.

17:50

Okay, cool. Where it's prevalent. Where it,

17:52

like the stats on circumcision rates.

17:55

Oh, okay. So 90% in Israel for

17:57

obvious reasons, because it's religiously associated

17:59

in that it's.

17:59

Sure. Religious,

18:03

national, country,

18:07

many Muslim majority countries, 86.3% in South Korea. Oh,

18:10

wow. 80% in the United States, 58% in Australia, 45% in South Africa, 20.7%

18:13

in the

18:20

United

18:22

Kingdom to under 1% in

18:25

Japan and Honduras.

18:26

Fascinating. I'm

18:29

curious, I was like when this popped up, I

18:31

was like, why is it so like, why is there

18:33

such a significant difference in the UK?

18:35

Oh,

18:36

I have a theory. Okay, give it to me.

18:38

Decline

18:40

and circumcision. This is Wiki history. Decline

18:43

and circumcision in the English speaking world began

18:45

in the post-war period.

18:48

The British pediatrician Douglas Gairdner

18:51

published a famous study in 1949, The

18:54

Fate of the Foreskin, described as a

18:56

model of perceptive and pungent

18:58

writing.

18:59

It revealed that for the years 1942 to 1947, about 16 children per year

19:01

in England and Wales had died because of

19:07

circumcision.

19:08

A rate of about one per 6,000. So

19:11

like not a high rate,

19:12

but had an, the article had an influential impact

19:14

on medical practice and public opinion.

19:17

So my theory

19:20

is that that was like that article

19:23

permeated the British public

19:25

zeitgeist. Maybe. And people

19:27

stopped were like, oh, I don't want my kid to die. Okay.

19:30

So we're going to stop with the circumstances. And that's why

19:32

today it's just like not a big

19:35

thing. Okay. You know,

19:37

that's part of it. Also, could culturally be like,

19:39

I genuinely don't know the stats of like

19:41

religious demographics in Britain versus

19:44

the US. But I was

19:46

fascinated like it's so popular here or common,

19:50

but declining. Uh-huh. I have,

19:53

oh, go ahead. What, what? I was going

19:55

to add, I was

19:57

going to add that although it's difficult to direct her rent.

20:00

historical circumcision rates, one

20:02

estimate of infant circumcision rates

20:04

in the United States holds

20:07

that 30% of newborn American boys were being circumcised

20:09

in 1900, 55% in 1925,

20:11

72% in 1950,

20:13

85% in 1975, and then 60% in 2000.

20:16

So

20:20

we kind of saw it like climb and then start to decline.

20:23

I don't have like a 2023 stat, but

20:25

I would wager that it's significantly

20:27

lower. That people have just

20:30

shifted that. Stop it. And stopped

20:33

it. Stop it. Yeah, firm stance here. Yes.

20:35

I'm on board with you though, like I don't

20:37

think you need to. And like this, the way that we have

20:40

hygiene, like what's it, you know? Like how did

20:42

that become the norm? Yeah. You know,

20:44

to the point that Taylor started breaking up with Harry Styles over it. Yeah.

20:47

You know. It's bonkers. It's crazy.

20:50

Unnecessary. I have some fun other terms for

20:52

foreskin. Hell yeah.

20:55

Penis beanie. Hell yeah. Which

20:57

I would argue, well, it doesn't cover the glands.

21:00

It doesn't cover the head. So

21:02

five skin.

21:04

See what they did there. Five skin.

21:08

Hooded soldier. Okay. You

21:11

love it. Love it. Which is funny because I think

21:13

of like a wounded soldier, which is the type of egg. It's

21:16

like how you order your eggs in the morning.

21:18

I didn't know that. Learning things about food

21:20

and dicks. You know, that's my two

21:22

specialties. Wait, what is a wounded soldier egg? Food

21:25

and eggs. No, food and dicks. Oh, food

21:27

and dicks. I said eggs. But

21:30

yeah, sure. I'm pretty good about it. She's

21:32

hungry. I skipped lunch. Wait, what is a wounded

21:34

soldier egg though, before we move on? It's like a soft

21:36

boiled egg in the shell.

21:38

Oh. And then you like take. Cut, cut,

21:40

cut, cut. Yeah, you have your doubt in the breakfast.

21:43

Yes. And you do your toast points and you dip

21:45

it. Okay, anyways. Order it. It's

21:47

good. Devil's umbrella.

21:49

Okay. You know. Okay. Here

21:52

for it. Dick jacket. Dick jacket.

21:54

That one feels the most accurate. Yeah.

21:57

Cause foreskin doesn't feel like a hat because it's coming from

21:59

below, you see.

21:59

Right, right. Like, if anything, it's a dick

22:02

sock. You're pulling up here. Like, it feels like a dick sock.

22:04

Yeah, a dick sweater. No more numb dick socks. There was also

22:06

another one called organzola. I was like, how

22:08

is that?

22:09

Organzola. It's

22:12

just delightful to say. Yeah. It

22:14

doesn't make any sense. I was like, I guess, dick cheese?

22:16

Dick cheese? Is it cheese? And like, it's

22:18

sexual organ? Like, organzola. I

22:21

dig. But that just seems like a different term

22:23

for a spec buff. Orgonzola.

22:26

Yeah. Yeah. Anyways, made

22:28

me giggle. Yeah. Great list.

22:30

Thanks. Should we do the showdown? Let's do

22:32

it. OK.

22:35

Three-way action teen and

22:37

uncut cocks. Nice tits on

22:39

chick.

22:42

You have to yell it. You have to yell

22:44

it when it's all caps. Yeah. You

22:47

know? For reference, that's always what we're doing. Nice

22:49

tits on chick. Yeah, OK. Just to

22:51

stay on the yelling theme. Perfect. Uncut

22:54

in her guts, part two. In her guts.

22:59

The rhyming. You gotta

23:01

respect the rhyming. I mean. Uncut

23:03

in her guts. Yeah, that's a someone single. It's a

23:05

chant. Yeah. It's a call

23:07

to action. That's

23:10

for like the justice for uncut tits.

23:13

No more num socks. Put it on a t-shirt.

23:16

OK. The

23:20

circumcision decision. Nurse

23:22

Button loves a patient's stretchy foreskin.

23:26

The circumcision decision. I

23:28

mean. That's delightful. I like

23:31

the idea that it's like the nurses decision. She's like

23:33

not helping the person. And she's like, I shall be cutting

23:35

this stick. And I shall be sparing this

23:38

one. Right. And she's like, you know what? I really like

23:40

it. I like the foreskin. Just the aesthetic

23:42

choice. This one, like the foreskin's really working for it. This

23:44

one, I think we can cut it back. Cut that one. Interesting.

23:47

Interesting.

23:48

Close up soft cock and balls, chill

23:51

time. Jerking off, quick uncut

23:53

cock got horny too fast. Ooh,

23:56

lots of things happening there. A lot of story. Really

23:58

a lot of exposition. Got horny.

23:59

into the title there. Yeah. Yeah.

24:02

Um, okay. My young stepmother

24:04

deserves my respect. Not

24:07

for not what you think. She loves

24:09

the foreskin.

24:12

She deserves my respect.

24:14

She deserves my respect. Because

24:17

she loves my fores. Because she loves my fores. It's

24:20

like an emotional affair. Yes. Yes.

24:23

I respect her. I don't

24:25

just want to fuck her. I respect her. Dad. Yeah.

24:28

You

24:30

wouldn't get it. You don't understand.

24:35

Brunette sucks an uncircumcised

24:38

penis for the first time and is therefore pleasantly

24:40

surprised. A. Oh.

24:42

Just the letter A. Just letter A.

24:45

Clicked on it. Made sure it wasn't cut off. Just letter A.

24:47

Just letter A. Well, what's video B,

24:49

you know? Yeah. Brunette sucks an uncircumcised penis

24:51

for the first time is therefore pleasantly surprised. And

24:53

therefore. I love when people just have

24:55

that word and therefore. And therefore.

24:57

Pleasantly surprised. Pleasantly surprised.

25:00

Okay, last one. Yeah, the word therefore

25:02

at any important title is, is, gets my

25:04

respect. Right. Because they're, it's like they're like, and

25:06

therefore. Therefore. And therefore.

25:08

Pleasantly surprised. Okay.

25:11

Thank you. What do you got? Um,

25:13

after I slide my finger in your foreskin, I

25:15

put them in your pretty ass.

25:22

I put that in your pretty ass. In

25:24

your pretty ass. What are you going to do about that? Yeah,

25:27

I'm going to try that one. We're going to see how that goes.

25:32

Uncut muscular foreigner tries

25:34

his first American white girl. Well,

25:37

here we go. Didn't see it coming. Study

25:39

abroad. Like what are we saying? Yeah. Sample the

25:41

international delicacies

25:43

available. I

25:47

also like that it's on the perspective of the person

25:49

with the uncut penis. It's not like he's like, I'm trying. He's

25:51

like trying on my girl, you know, why not? Yeah.

25:53

The object, you know,

25:59

than the foreskin. You

26:02

know, the direct object, that's the indirect

26:04

object. This is a hero's journey this time as opposed

26:07

to a story about an inanimate object,

26:09

yeah. Should we take a break? Oh,

26:11

I have one more.

26:12

Oh, I'm, what

26:14

a lucky girl. I'm

26:16

so excited. The gifts keep on giving. Okay, here we go.

26:19

Sensitive foreskin licking that you have so

26:21

far been looking for. Oh,

26:24

again, putting so far that you have so far been

26:27

looking for. Yeah. Just

26:30

takes a little meandering journey there. You're

26:33

looking through the words to try to get to the

26:35

point. Yeah, exactly. All

26:37

right, now we can take a break. Okay, fine.

26:42

Caetano is

26:44

the name of a man and is also the name

26:47

of the first video we're gonna talk about. It's

26:49

from Heavenly Spire. We found it on

26:52

pinklabel.com,

26:53

directed by Shine Louise Houston. This

26:55

is basically a solo male vid, you

26:57

know. We've talked about Heavenly Spire before because

27:00

it's a lot of solo male jerk off

27:02

vids. Yeah, kind of a dick worship

27:04

vibe. Yeah, I was like,

27:06

there's a little interview in the beginning

27:10

and I really loved it. This, Caetano

27:12

was like, yeah, I want to enjoy my penis. He's

27:14

like, I like

27:15

to look in the mirror and get horny. And

27:17

I was like, okay, go off, kid. Yeah.

27:21

You know, respect yourself. I

27:23

love that, self-confidence. Yeah.

27:26

And then he's also like, I love to watch porn.

27:28

Yeah, so he watches porn in the

27:30

porn, which, meta. I know, he's

27:33

holding his camera. He's got his little

27:35

phone. He's holding his phone.

27:37

And he's like going over, I said over the panties, but

27:39

he's not wearing panties, he's just wearing underwear. He's

27:41

wearing undies. Over the panties. Yeah, and he's touching

27:44

himself. But he's not wearing panties. Normalize calling men's

27:46

undergarments panties.

27:48

Why not? Great point. Why

27:50

not? So he's getting hard, he's like getting his balls

27:52

involved. And I was

27:55

like, okay, like, that's

27:58

a small penis. That

28:01

was my first reaction. And then,

28:04

My God. It grew. It

28:06

grows. It really grew in a way. It does

28:09

grow. That I was like, wow, I guess it's

28:11

been a while since I've seen something, you know,

28:13

like, you know, baking bread from scratch,

28:16

you know, like seeing it rise. Baking bread

28:18

from scratch. You know, like, you're

28:20

like, oh wow, I'd spend, I

28:22

just haven't

28:23

had that experience in a while, like seeing it's option,

28:25

like then seeing it like fully erect. Yeah. And

28:27

I was like, yeah, you

28:30

don't know what you're working with until you see it fully

28:32

erect. You don't. I meant to say

28:34

earlier, when you were talking about that Healthline

28:36

article with like the pros and cons,

28:38

I think it was in there that there was a line about like,

28:41

the penis with the foreskin

28:43

intact could appear larger when

28:45

soft. Soft, yeah. I'm

28:49

pulling very little data here because I'm just

28:51

speaking to penises I know. Yeah,

28:54

personal experience.

28:55

I know a lot of uncut dicks that

28:57

don't look particularly large when

28:59

flaccid and then like really grow. A lot

29:01

of the growers, not showers, that come

29:03

to mind for me are uncut.

29:08

Is there something here? Is there something

29:10

here? Is there, is this

29:12

my campaign? Wow, I mean,

29:15

I don't know. I think you gotta do more research.

29:17

Yeah, I gotta. You gotta find some more uncut dicks. And

29:20

I gotta make sure they're not hard. They can't

29:22

get turned on just at the sight of me. Right.

29:25

I need to make sure they are. I need to see the full. Which

29:27

implies that I need to sneak attack. I

29:29

need to surprise them with the sex. I need the full time

29:32

lapse from soft. They need to think it isn't happening and

29:34

then, ha ha, she starts

29:36

jerking you off. But

29:38

at the point that it gets really fully erect,

29:40

you don't even see, this is one of those instances

29:42

where you don't even see the foreskin.

29:44

Yeah, in erect it could be any kind of death. But

29:46

you do see the extra material we're working with. You

29:48

do, you see the gimp. There's some gimp. You

29:50

see, yes. Which is nice because

29:53

in that moment I was like, oh yeah, of course you don't need

29:55

lube because you're jerking the skin.

29:57

You can actually just move the skin up and down. Yeah, you're just moving

29:59

the skin up and down.

29:59

whereas opposed when there's less skin, you need something.

30:02

It almost begs for a different jerk-off

30:04

technique depending on the dick. Yes.

30:07

Interesting.

30:08

Curated, bespoke

30:10

hand job you see. Yes, yes. That's what we're doing

30:12

here at Girls On Board. You learn a lot

30:15

by watching other people jerk off. Fuck Lauren Rachel, we're great at

30:17

it. Yeah. So, and then

30:20

he starts to really get into it. I

30:22

love to hear someone when they're masturbating their way that their

30:24

breathing changes. I was gonna say, this is exciting. Great breathing

30:27

from Katano. And then I was like, okay,

30:29

it's

30:30

been like six minutes. It's been a while. We're

30:32

doing this in real time. We're really

30:34

doing this in real time, continuous shot. Maybe

30:37

this is just me being dumb, but I just assumed

30:39

that when, and then I started thinking

30:41

about it, I was like, but actually how long does it take for a guy

30:43

to jerk off? Because in my head, I'm like, they're

30:46

probably like, two minutes? They can

30:48

do it fast. Yeah. But I think some

30:50

can. I think what happens here,

30:52

because he says at the end, this is wild, we

30:54

don't get a cum shot in this video. No, you never cum. Kind

30:57

of unheard of, but this is a tour. This is independent

30:59

porn. Yeah,

31:00

it's like 11 minutes. So we

31:02

just watch him freak out, and then he's like, I think I'm kind of

31:04

nervous, which I love. Maybe

31:07

he got to the point of being sweaty and a little

31:09

flaccid, and he's like, yeah, I don't think

31:12

it's gonna happen. And she was like, that's okay. I loved

31:14

it. I love that we still feature

31:16

the film, and that we don't need the cum shot,

31:18

and we don't need to objectify

31:21

this guy's orgasm, that the video

31:23

can just be this. Stand on its own. I

31:26

wrote down, I was like, oh, we're really not

31:28

cutting anything. And I was like, well, of course we're not because

31:30

it's uncut!

31:30

Ah! How

31:35

dare she?

31:37

How dare she? This

31:39

is a good one, I gotta give it to you. Gotta give

31:41

it to you. I had to.

31:45

But yeah, towards the end, I was

31:47

like, oh, he's pulling on taffy. You know what I mean?

31:49

It's just not gonna happen. It wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad,

31:52

but I was definitely like, oh, he's definitely like, he's losing his

31:54

boner a little. He's kinda getting it. You

31:56

can just feel him sort of getting in his head and being like, well,

31:58

I'm kinda doing this for a while now.

31:59

Yeah, but it was so hot. I

32:02

mean I like to watch anyone jerk off, you know, yeah

32:04

and like get sweaty and like breathe Oh, we got

32:06

yeah, I've got very sweaty and like glistened a little which

32:08

is kind of I like I'm into that Yeah,

32:11

I like should we talk about the other bed.

32:12

Let's do it. Okay Sensitive

32:15

foreskin play romantic big

32:17

cock blowjob and tongue teasing

32:20

This is from Kayla white

32:21

and I just wrote romantic lol question

32:24

mark like what about this is romantic,

32:26

you know It's just like soft lighting. Yeah

32:28

I think the idea if

32:31

I could advocate for the porn with no idea. Yeah, really

32:33

is like

32:36

Only would one give such

32:38

a like gentle Meandering

32:41

blowjob sure to someone they have

32:43

romantic feelings for okay Sure,

32:45

like if you're hooking up and you're just

32:48

like right. Yeah, I can somebody you're

32:50

not gonna take as much time I'm certainly not gonna

32:52

do what she does in this video No,

32:54

you need permission for this boiler you need

32:57

to have a consent conversation Yeah, I

32:59

mean she's like like this

33:00

in my opinion I mean, I don't know

33:02

I don't have a penis but I'm like, this is a bad blowjob

33:05

like she's but she's doing is she's

33:07

like

33:08

pulling the foreskin and like

33:10

Like bite with her teeth like biting

33:13

it Yeah, I'm like pulling it like over the

33:15

head of a stick and I was like it's all

33:17

very like teasing It's the

33:19

equivalent to like if someone went down on you Yeah,

33:22

and was like nibbling on your clit right

33:24

or like tugging on your labia, right?

33:26

I get with their teeth Sorry, but which

33:28

like hugging on my labia with I would be fine

33:30

with but only as like a playful event,

33:32

right? Sure, I mean like yeah only

33:35

with certain partners. Can you be like I made a sailboat

33:37

You know, I'm like play with they're like I made a

33:39

snail.

33:40

Yeah, I love to do and like some people

33:42

are like Don't know my dick

33:44

is a lie. Yeah Yeah, you know,

33:47

but I feel like I'm gonna go my day full

33:49

partnership Like sure like that

33:51

kind of thing can be totally fair game And

33:53

I think this is in that world

33:56

and she does have like a lot of other videos that are like

33:58

foreskin or Orientals also

34:01

we're saying a lot of foreskin on this

34:03

dick. Yeah, this is an erect dick Yeah,

34:05

there's extra sort of mid and then like it's harder

34:07

Yeah And

34:08

it's like

34:09

all like over the head of the

34:12

the glands of the clock enough that

34:14

she is like rimming her tongue Inbitty

34:17

inside it in the twix which

34:19

which had and the foreskin. Yes,

34:22

it's like Well,

34:24

you know what I mean? Yeah, I don't have to

34:26

compare it to something else. What do you know that? There's

34:30

nothing she's like licking out the contents of the

34:32

yogurt container Yogurt container

34:34

had a ball inside of it exactly

34:36

She's like putting it and this is like this is

34:38

one of those dicks that like when it's

34:39

soft

34:41

It's full full hood. You know,

34:43

I mean you're not seeing the head. Yeah. Yeah,

34:45

there's even some extra dang glues inside Sure,

34:49

that's the turtle shell. Yeah,

34:51

listen, she's beautiful, right beautiful

34:54

cock beautiful mouth, right? But I'm like very

34:57

aesthetically pleasing. Yes, but it's

34:59

it's niche Suck

35:02

the damn dick bitch He's

35:05

not gonna come from this yeah and like

35:07

how many more times can I watch you swirl your tongue

35:10

in between the Turtle

35:12

neck and the head, you know, yeah,

35:15

and it's also like and then I was like does he even

35:17

like it? You know, like does he

35:19

even like this? Well, she's

35:21

paying their rent. I guess So he's

35:23

fine with it But it was like almost like watching someone like struggling

35:26

to tie like a cherry stem with that look

35:28

like it's like she's doing a tongue Trick,

35:30

right like I was like a long time

35:33

for realize I was like eight minutes. Yeah at a certain

35:35

point I'm like, okay, just like let's just go to town. Like let's

35:37

see the Slurpee derpy like yeah, you

35:39

know Yeah,

35:40

I felt like this was for a specific

35:43

audience Yeah, like somebody wants to see

35:45

the foreskin played with this way specifically,

35:48

right? And probably I don't know if that person's

35:50

even if that person's even like coming to that

35:52

right, right Or if they just like to watch that,

35:54

you know, I will say it was really Encouraging

35:56

and nice to see all the comments on the video

35:59

where everyone was like

35:59

like, wow, it's so nice to see a penis

36:02

that looks like mine. Like, this is so

36:04

nice. Like, thank you for doing this. Like, thank you for

36:06

your work. You know, like,

36:08

really appreciate it. So I was like, okay, all right.

36:10

Okay, I was thinking, okay, fine. You

36:13

know, she's doing something good. And

36:15

also just, that's also a great point that like,

36:18

look at the good,

36:19

this porn can do. Like, porn in general,

36:21

look at the good it can do in the world. You know? Yeah,

36:24

yeah, absolutely.

36:26

Wow, I was not expecting to go there with this video. You

36:28

really had a strong feelings in mind and

36:30

then pivoted, you talked yourself into

36:32

a

36:33

corner and then you talked yourself out of it.

36:35

And I think that's what we're here to do. We're

36:38

here to like, play with our own opinions

36:41

and sometimes our pussies, but not on air.

36:44

No, but we talk about,

36:46

you know, it's part of it. Sure. We

36:48

do a lot of these videos sometimes is what I'm getting at. I'm

36:50

not

36:51

to either of these. Yeah. The

36:53

Kaitana video, like definitely, like there was a temperature

36:56

change in my crotch, but like, I didn't get

36:58

me there. Like I wasn't like, oh, I'm gonna jerk off to this. Yeah.

37:00

Yeah. I wasn't particularly like attracted

37:03

to Kaitana, what's that to say? But that's almost

37:05

like why I liked the video is that I was like, this is

37:07

just like a

37:09

sweet guy. Right. It's

37:11

also, just jerking off from like, isn't conventionally

37:13

like, hot in some kind

37:15

of way. Right, because sometimes you just think about only

37:18

hot people jerking off and you're like, but everyone jerks off.

37:20

Yeah, but everyone else waits. And it can be

37:22

arousing to watch someone that you would necessarily

37:25

go for first. I

37:27

mean, I thought it was a beautiful little vid, but it was almost like

37:30

a little art piece on its own. And weirdly, I kind of felt the same

37:32

about the other one where I was like, this

37:34

is a little work of art, but isn't. Yeah, that

37:36

could have been in like, you know, some weird

37:39

like museum piece. Yeah, that could have been in

37:41

the Edmoma or something. Yeah, like a

37:43

bunch of like TV screens. The new museum, I don't

37:45

know. Yeah, exactly. Just put enough screens on them and then it's

37:47

like, it's edgy and people lose their minds.

37:49

Right.

37:50

Yeah, so I won't be masturbating to either.

37:53

But I do. Love an uncut cock. And

37:57

you should too. She loves an uncut cock.

38:00

invite you to join us in our

38:02

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38:06

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