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decided to take the spotlight for a

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little longer. These monkeys completely took

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2:18

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2:20

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to top it all off, these monkeys are

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sex beat. This week we're

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reporting on the case of what can be best

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described as a car fucker. Footage

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seemingly from Brazil depicts a man crashing down

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we're going to talk about something filthy,

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and sweet baby. For those of you

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who have been absolutely begging

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for us to stop talking about gay stuff, this

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can still be gay, but it won't

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really be. We can make any day.

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Yeah. Has anyone,

4:53

has anyone begged us not to do

4:55

the gay stuff? Yes. We've had some,

4:57

some listeners be like, please straight stuff

4:59

for the love of God. Really? Like

5:01

you've gotten those messages on Instagram or

5:04

something. No, I think on like Patreon.

5:06

Oh, sure. I don't know. That's what Amanda said.

5:08

Yeah. So she says that people are definitely begging

5:10

for it. Or she just was like, no, I

5:12

think it's the one or two, one or two

5:14

fans. Like, can we like, you know, dear back

5:17

to straight. And I'm like

5:19

too light sister. All

5:21

right, no, go ahead. I think that our Patreon

5:24

tends tends to be our straight male audience concentrated

5:26

because of the thirst traps. But that's a lot

5:28

of who that is. But if I were them,

5:30

I would want to hear about what turns us

5:33

on, particularly you, you know what I mean?

5:35

Like, yeah, why not listen to an episode

5:37

where like Rachel's actively getting wet thinking about

5:39

watching dudes. Fuck you don't have to watch

5:41

the dude. Right. You know, yeah,

5:44

speaking of getting wet panties,

5:48

use underwear, use

5:50

panties specifically used.

5:52

Yeah. And it's, you

5:54

know, it's funny because I feel like I don't know.

5:56

Did you ever had this experience when you were younger? Like

5:59

no one ever really told me about like discharge

6:01

or like just like getting your panties

6:04

gross throughout the day. You think there's

6:06

something wrong with you? Yes, of course.

6:08

Yeah. Like I definitely thought there

6:10

was something wrong with me because I was like,

6:12

I know one told me that like you're, you

6:14

know, you're supposed to just start milking and kind

6:16

of out of the blue to get like, there's

6:18

not really much discharge when you're young. And then,

6:21

and then

6:23

stuff that you get when you're like, you

6:25

know, stuff happens. I know this girl

6:27

who like was at like a, this is

6:30

like such an old, horrible story,

6:32

but like a friend of a friend of a friend.

6:34

It's like an urban legend, you know, like she was

6:36

at a pool party and she like changed into her

6:38

bikini and like left her underwear in the bathroom. And

6:40

then someone came in and was like, Oh

6:42

my God, like Susie has a snail

6:45

trail. And then, you know, yeah,

6:48

Susie was known as Susie

6:50

snail trail for a really long time. Game marks

6:52

and snail trails. Listen, everybody's got them. They happen

6:54

to the best of us and snail trails are

6:56

here to stay all the time. Yeah, I definitely

6:59

like, I do have this weird memory that I

7:01

look back on with regret of just actively denying

7:03

that was a thing to someone, even though it

7:05

definitely was, but I was like mad that he

7:07

asked. Yeah. He was like, I heard that there's

7:09

like stuff and it was just like a gay

7:11

guy I went to high school with. And

7:14

I think I just call my or no. So

7:16

yeah, he's like, I'll literally never see the girls.

7:18

I don't think he was gay at the time,

7:20

but um, he was gay at

7:22

the time. Like we, I, you know, um,

7:24

but I think he was like, isn't there like stuff,

7:27

you know, and like, so it is it innocently.

7:30

And I was like, no, I don't know what

7:32

you're talking about. Yeah. It was just like my

7:34

desire to be like, you mustn't know the secrets

7:36

of women. Like that's our business was like kind

7:38

of how it came through. Yeah. Which is like,

7:40

why, why do that? Like why make him feel

7:43

like anyone who tried to tell me do have

7:45

stuff is like gross. Like it was a poor

7:47

choice, but I just felt vulnerable

7:49

and defensive in the moment. I was told

7:51

that there would be stuff, but

7:53

like there was still just a

7:56

level of mystery and like fear of like,

7:58

how much is right? Is my chunky? or

8:00

weirder than anybody else's is mine more

8:02

than anybody else's. And

8:04

like even just I think that

8:06

same fear of getting caught having this

8:09

snail trail. Yeah. There's a phase where like

8:12

I'd sometimes like scrape it off when I

8:14

peed. You know what I mean? Sure. Yeah.

8:17

I'd be like, just in case I die. I won't be buried

8:19

in these ewes. They

8:23

will like pull me into the hospital

8:25

room and pull my panties off and

8:27

be like, whoa. Which

8:30

is hilarious because like anybody who's stealing

8:32

and like urgent care triage, emergency room

8:34

stuff like. Yeah. Everybody shits

8:36

themselves, feeds themselves. Has I like nobody's like

8:39

looking at that underwear to be like, whoa,

8:41

what do you do? So it's funny that

8:43

that's like a prevalent societal pressure to like,

8:46

I know make sure you have clean underwear

8:48

on in case you die. You know, it's

8:50

like this weird thing. I'll tell you what

8:52

I didn't know. And no one told me that for

8:54

a second I was like, holy shit. I think you

8:57

and I even talked about this and we're like, yeah,

8:59

same that sometimes discharge or like

9:01

the cleaning of discharge, like that you can

9:03

bleach your underwear with that shit. Oh,

9:06

really? I had that? No.

9:08

Okay. So it depends on like the pH of the

9:10

person. Yeah. And I'm wearing exclusively

9:13

black undies. Interesting. Because I've only had

9:15

it happen with like certain

9:17

color undies, like black undies. And it might,

9:19

it might be some to do with like

9:21

a reaction to what I'm

9:23

like cleaning my underwear with. Yeah. But

9:26

I read even like more recently that it can just

9:28

be like the discharge to like this

9:30

color or like eventually lighten or

9:32

like bleach your underwear. Which

9:35

is fascinating to me because I'm like, that's

9:37

crazy. It makes it sound like we have

9:39

like bleach in our pussies. But I think it just

9:41

has to do with like pH levels and like maybe

9:43

a reaction to something for sure that

9:45

would like happen in the wash. But cleaned out.

9:47

Yeah. Yeah. Listen,

9:50

if you're bleaching your panties gals and anyone

9:52

with vulvas, okay, don't worry. They are not

9:54

like blowing up inside. I

9:56

mean, it's I am someone and

9:58

I love. I love like

10:00

when people are attracted to like a like

10:03

a used panty. That's the hottest thing

10:05

to me because it's truly like There's

10:08

pheromones. There's like it's like the closest

10:10

you can get to being next to

10:14

Pussy, you know what I mean? Like my

10:16

I had an ex who like Hopped

10:18

it and he it was so hot like he

10:20

like, you know We were in a long distance

10:22

relationship and he would like take a pair of

10:24

my panties home with them Yeah, I loved it

10:27

and it's always at first I was like I

10:29

didn't know that it was gonna be so because

10:31

like at the end of the day when I'm

10:33

taking my Panties off like there's a sourdough starter

10:35

in there. You know what I mean? Like it's

10:37

like it is never I am never taking my

10:39

underwear off and I'm like, oh they look clean

10:41

Like you know what I mean? Like there's always

10:43

something. Yeah, there is always a little

10:46

something in the crotch

10:48

of them Yeah, and obviously you

10:50

can sell these and men will ask you to

10:52

wear them for like as long as possible Yeah,

10:55

yeah, and you know, what's even weirder? Okay,

10:58

it's like it's like if

11:00

you're wearing panties and like you're like getting really,

11:02

you know turned on or whatever It's like before

11:05

you're like having sex and there's like lots of

11:07

foreplay or something. It's like the consistency of like

11:10

wetness That happens like you'll

11:12

like it'll dry and then the next day you

11:14

pick it up and you're like, it's like start

11:16

So I can like crack this. Yeah. Yeah, you

11:18

know what I'm talking about Yeah, like there's nothing

11:20

worse than you're like, are they getting it like

11:22

when it's crunchy as opposed to wet? And is

11:25

that like right still appealing? Yeah, it begs the

11:27

question. Like is there Something

11:29

in the market for like trying to keep them

11:32

moist like yeah different preferences and like

11:34

requests like I am sure there's like

11:36

a penny I'm out there. He's like,

11:38

can you put it in a plastic

11:41

baggie? Right, you know preserve the moisture

11:43

You know serve the moisture. Yeah, and

11:45

yeah wear it as long as possible

11:47

pee on it Go to the

11:49

gym in it like that kind of stuff I was

11:52

also looking into the just the prices on this because

11:54

I'd never really huh looked closely at that and like

11:56

it varies But it looks like it kind of starts

11:58

around like 30 to 40 40 bucks

12:00

and then you can charge a lot

12:03

more, I imagine, if you're a porn

12:05

star with a certain following. And I

12:07

found a site that's more

12:09

dedicated to, these are porn stars and

12:11

we're selling their goods for

12:13

them and it's like, I wore

12:15

this lingerie set during a scene, which

12:18

gets into a broader market. I

12:22

will say, just in researching this, it's like

12:24

any other form of sex work. There's so

12:26

many people on the internet that are like,

12:28

I tried to do this, turns out it's

12:30

hard. And like, yeah, of course it's hard.

12:34

People want the attention that

12:36

also comes along with selling the

12:38

panties. You do

12:40

better just like OnlyFans or you do

12:42

better when you already have a

12:44

following. You already have some sort

12:46

of established following and

12:50

you have the time to kind

12:52

of communicate with these fans. There

12:55

are a lot of time-wakers. Out

12:57

there who just want your attention. And even

12:59

something that seems like it would be easy.

13:03

Oh, I'm wearing the panties anyway, I just put them in

13:05

the mail. First of all, putting them in

13:07

the mail itself is part of the task. Wearing

13:09

them for a certain amount of time.

13:11

Like there's customization there, so you can't

13:14

be wearing 10 pairs of underwear at

13:16

the same time and send out those

13:18

10 pairs. There's also the cost of

13:20

the underwear itself. And then

13:22

there's the communication with the people and the

13:24

logistics of actually running that business. It's

13:28

a thing people can do in

13:30

tandem with other things. But it's like when you

13:32

see these stories of like, wow, she was making

13:35

400,000 a month. It's

13:38

like- No shot. She

13:40

was hustling her ass off and had a

13:42

big following and figured out a

13:44

way to drive up her prices and she did

13:47

a lot of fucking work as a like all

13:49

in one business. You know? Because

13:52

yeah, if you're wearing them for multiple days, there's only like what,

13:54

30, 31 days? Like

13:57

how much are you paying for this? Yeah. Yeah,

14:00

it's crazy. Yeah. Were you

14:02

aware prior to this episode of

14:05

the vending machines in Japan? No.

14:08

Okay, so I wasn't either. That

14:11

was nutty. I mentioned this upcoming topic and

14:13

a friend was like, Yeah, talked about these

14:15

vending machines in Japan. And I was like, Oh,

14:17

I never like heard about that. Yeah.

14:20

And so as it

14:22

turns out, like, and Matt put this in our

14:24

research as well as like, Oh, great, because I

14:26

was curious about that. And like, of

14:29

course, my first question when you hear about a

14:31

vending machine is like supply chain. Yeah, where the

14:33

hell the where are you getting the panties? Who's

14:35

making what money on the split from those panties

14:37

that you're getting out of a vending machine? Yeah,

14:40

but also like you would think you would want

14:42

a bit. I mean, I think they just have like a girl's picture

14:45

on it. And that's like, for

14:47

a person who's down to spend 30 bucks, 40 bucks, which

14:49

is like about what they were going for in these

14:51

vending machines. Yeah. And it's also Japan, where

14:53

like the vending machine culture is just like

14:55

different and stronger than here. Yeah. But

14:58

it kind of like once it

15:00

hit that phase where it was

15:02

like 1993 when vending machines popped up,

15:05

that were specifically for selling use panties, then

15:07

there was like a big public

15:09

outcry. Like it wasn't like, Oh, we could

15:11

just put these up with nobody cares. Like,

15:14

we just pushed sex and commerce

15:16

to the forefront in a way that Japan

15:18

doesn't like brings up a lot

15:20

of questions and certainly like, personally,

15:22

yeah, challenges that society in particular, like,

15:25

yeah, I would try to be opposed

15:27

to vending machines. I mean,

15:29

they're like, there's also a lot of there are also a lot of

15:31

like storefronts and the kind of like, right? Backlash

15:33

is that you could get some of these

15:35

things in a storefront. And I should say,

15:38

they were called Buru Sera. Yeah,

15:40

I'm probably pronouncing that right. But

15:42

a combination of buruma, meaning bloomer

15:44

and Serafuku, the Japanese schoolgirl sailor

15:46

uniform. Yeah. I mean, I think

15:49

what I imagine, if

15:51

you're making a vending machine is you're using

15:53

whoever's panties, and then you're putting a girl's

15:56

picture on it who may or may not may or

15:58

may not be involved. at all, you know,

16:01

which creates a whole different set of problems.

16:03

It's interesting because I would assume that if

16:05

you're going to buy someone's underwear, you would

16:07

want to know who you're getting

16:10

it from. Otherwise it's sort of like, there

16:12

are anonymous panties selling

16:14

websites. But how do

16:17

you pick them? I would want to

16:19

pick, you would think that you would want

16:21

to know who it is that you're getting it from.

16:23

Yeah, I think it just leans into the fantasy. Yeah.

16:26

It leans into the fantasy of like, oh, I'm

16:28

getting close to this person who I want to

16:30

fuck and like this, I can get and like

16:32

that's hot. Yeah, I think it

16:34

just has to do with like big sort of

16:37

gradients of that product and its value that like,

16:39

sure, somebody's going to buy an anonymous panty just

16:41

to sniff a panty and like imagine who's it

16:43

might have been. If they have more

16:45

resources, I definitely think a

16:47

lot of folks would be like, I want to

16:49

know who's this was, what you're doing. If

16:52

I could have any kind of footage to support

16:54

what you were doing, that's even more appealing. You

16:57

know, like, like this is from this shoot, you

16:59

know, like that's how you're like asking to

17:04

pee, like getting sweat involved. Like the

17:06

more you complicate the story and the

17:08

like, the more real it is, the

17:10

more bespoke you're used

17:12

underwear are. But anyway,

17:15

you can no longer get underwear and

17:17

inventing machines in Japan and a lot of those

17:19

brick and mortar locations where they would like sell

17:21

them kind of over the counter are gone as

17:23

well. Because a 2004 law

17:25

and ordinance in Tokyo prevented the purchase

17:27

of used underwear from minors

17:30

and any practice that might facilitate such a

17:32

sale. So yeah, it does get pretty

17:34

dicey there, especially when like the word itself, like,

17:37

incorporates a schoolgirl uniform, you know,

17:40

like it implies that

17:42

there's a minor involved, which, you

17:44

know, doesn't feel great. And

17:47

it's definitely like, okay, we're already leading into

17:49

tricky territory. Like let's get this from that's

17:51

another reason though, where I'm like, yeah, if you're gonna get

17:54

your used panties, better to get them straight from the

17:56

performer. So that right, you

17:59

know, who's consensus. thing, you know? Right?

18:01

Yeah. Yeah. Here's some fun

18:04

statistics about like selling them

18:06

online. The most popular price point

18:08

for new panties is $20 to $40. Brief is the most

18:10

popular type of

18:14

underwear amongst online sellers, followed

18:16

by thongs, bikinis, Brazilian shapewear,

18:18

and finally, boy short. Half

18:21

of the woman sampled for this certain

18:23

article have complaints about the way their

18:25

underwear fits. And the most

18:27

popular panty colors are white with 29% and black

18:31

with 21%. Hmm. Yeah. So

18:34

listen, those classic granny panties you like to

18:36

rock Rachel, they're more popular than you think.

18:40

Who knew? I get

18:42

it, though. I think the nostalgia of it like feels

18:44

like it can feel as intimate

18:46

to be or more intimate to be like this is

18:48

actually just what you're wearing as opposed to

18:50

like, uh huh. Trying to imagine someone like

18:52

Lacey thongs every single day, you know? Yeah.

18:54

Yeah, I get it. I mean, I love

18:57

I love Yeah, there's just something so

18:59

hot to me. It's like, yeah,

19:01

wanting to be like as close as possible,

19:03

you know, and like huffing it.

19:05

Because it is like you like

19:08

it is your pheromone. It

19:11

is your flora and fauna, you know,

19:13

that is your distinct little bouquet.

19:16

And so when someone likes

19:18

it and is into it, it's like,

19:21

oh, so primal, you know, yeah, animalistic.

19:23

Yeah, really, it turns me on. Yeah,

19:26

I also love the idea of like, you know, like

19:28

someone like jerking off with it too is

19:31

hot to me. Just again,

19:33

like being as as close because it feels

19:35

like wrong for some reason. And

19:38

I don't I mean, I've never like you

19:41

had like a guy's used underwear,

19:43

but I do love like shoving

19:46

my face into like someone's crotch and

19:48

like huffing. Yeah, I was

19:50

Yeah, you know, I was gonna

19:52

say through the boxers through the

19:55

various through the fucking whatever. Yeah. And

19:57

that's hot to the other receiving end

20:01

whether or not they're taking the pennies with

20:03

them, just like engaging with your

20:05

pennies and like stuffing them in someone's mouth

20:07

or like that kind of thing can be

20:09

really hot. Yeah. Yeah. Definitely.

20:12

Yeah, I love it. Yeah, a little

20:14

stinky, dirty ball sack, pre-cum,

20:17

leakage. You

20:19

know, when you really like someone, hot. Yeah.

20:24

Should we do the showdown? Yeah.

20:27

Right aside because I haven't had sex

20:30

in a while. Deep, sexually frustrated sigh.

20:32

Yeah, I'm feeling absolutely feral right now

20:34

in this moment. Okay, let's do it.

20:38

Used, porn, gay underwear, Ryan sucks

20:40

down the older stud, Stiffy. Ooh.

20:44

Nice and sweet, you know? Gay, used, gay

20:46

underwear, you know? Yeah, sucks down the older

20:48

stud, Stiffy. Thinking about the

20:50

underwear makes me think we're doing the whole blowjob with

20:52

the panties on, like through the underwear. Like

20:55

it makes it sound very dry. Something about

20:57

sucks down the back cube. It

20:59

is also very dry, like pop, pop, pop. Like there is

21:01

a point where you take the panties off. Yes. But

21:04

listen, we'll allow it. It's great. Yeah,

21:06

okay, you go. Okay. Find

21:10

my cousin without underwear. So I decide to

21:12

fuck her hard the way she likes, you

21:15

know? Cousins. Yeah. Good

21:18

old cousin lovin'. Cousins. We gotta

21:20

throw in as many of those hot topics

21:22

as we can. He knows how hard the

21:24

way she likes it hard because it was

21:27

the way she likes it because they're related,

21:29

you know? They're close,

21:31

you can see. Yeah. Chris

21:34

Dammed, make himself to the top while

21:36

smelling a worn underwear. Smelling

21:40

a worn. Smelling a worn. Make

21:43

himself to the top. Okay.

21:48

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21:50

pissed if you want 50 now. If

21:55

you want 50 now? I don't know,

21:57

selling used panties daddy full with cum

21:59

daddy. I have no idea

22:01

where the what he has to do with

22:03

it. Yeah. Yeah, I don't know where the

22:06

intonation lies I'm I don't know. Yeah, daddy

22:08

pissed if you want 50 now, you know

22:10

a lot happening.

22:12

Yeah, okay peeing

22:14

and friend used underwear It

22:20

makes it sound I mean I think what they're doing

22:22

is like I'm peeing in my friends Used

22:25

underwear, but I'm thinking like you're peeing just in

22:27

your friend, which is a different episode

22:30

I'm peeing in my friends Sealing

22:33

friends used unwashed underwear to

22:35

drop down into the dirty

22:37

toilet and pissed on her

22:39

hmm To drop down

22:41

in the okay. Yeah a lot happening

22:43

really going for and pissed on her

22:45

Yeah, that's maybe a little further than

22:47

I tend to go but a toilet.

22:49

Yeah Listen,

22:51

yeah to each their own dirty underwear sure

22:54

but a dirty toilet Yeah,

22:56

yeah same. Yeah, I was like we don't need to get

22:58

out of this bathroom, yeah, let's

23:01

get Let's

23:03

go to real last one for me

23:06

Come shot in my mother-in-law underwear Mather

23:10

Mather that's actually how I have my mother

23:12

saved in my phone. Yes matter. So that's

23:14

slightly just serving for me Yeah, that's a

23:17

setting. Okay last one for me teen

23:20

wet sitter underwear cuz of Santa oh

23:24

She's just really excited for Christmas I

23:27

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23:32

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just love smelling your cummy-filled

24:49

underwear. This is

24:52

from Mom Wants to Breed, season

24:54

one, episode six featuring

24:57

Jennifer White. And what's

25:00

his name? I actually didn't write it down. An

25:02

unknown male performer as per use. Unknown

25:05

young looking. We're definitely playing with age

25:08

dynamics here. And he's having

25:10

some problems. He's been having some

25:12

problems. He's been going, he's been

25:14

ripping through some underwear, some boxers.

25:16

He's coming in them. He decides

25:19

to do his laundry with just

25:21

his boxers that are sort of stained. And

25:23

he's like, Oh my God, I need some

25:25

help. He's like, having a hard

25:27

time. And doesn't seem to know

25:29

that you can come somewhere other than your underwear,

25:31

just based on the amount of underwear he has

25:33

that are filled with cum. Yes. And his stress

25:35

about like, I gotta wash these immediately. Like, rinse

25:37

them in the sink, and then throw them in

25:41

the wash. Right. Like he's

25:44

having a hard time. He's coming of

25:46

age. Yeah. So Stepmom wants to help.

25:48

Uh huh. She wants to be of

25:50

use. Come on. She's stepmom. She's that

25:52

is to help the prevalent characteristic of

25:55

this. Yeah. Person that's character use.

25:57

Yeah. I really

25:59

want to help. I want to help

26:01

you. Yeah, and then They're

26:03

wet. He's like no. Oh, no, this

26:06

is just sweaty, right? And then she

26:08

says You know I really

26:11

like to feel useful and I

26:13

just love smelling your cum and

26:15

I was like I don't see

26:17

how those two connect But yeah

26:19

points for creativity Sure,

26:21

and she then goes on to say

26:23

it's time to stop putting your spermes

26:25

in these boxers I know why not

26:27

come here in this pussy. It's already

26:30

wet. Yeah I'm like,

26:32

oh, okay, and then we go

26:34

one step further Uh-huh.

26:36

I just really want to breed with you. I

26:38

want to make a baby. I

26:40

just I need to breed Can you come

26:42

inside? Yeah, please so he's like what

26:44

about that? You

26:50

know, it's funny whenever I watch these videos and I

26:52

hear like what about dad I always want to be

26:54

like don't you worry about dad, honey? I've got take

26:56

care of that Me

27:00

That's my job. Yeah, you have fun with

27:03

your stepmom. Let me find dad. I'll take

27:05

care of him Yeah, Wow Wowie. So yeah,

27:07

we've kind of got a bait and switch

27:09

where they're like, this is about coming underwear

27:12

psych It's breeding. It's about or is it

27:14

that foreign thing of like lifts GM as

27:16

many? He honors in

27:18

as we can and most listeners or listeners

27:21

most viewers are like, uh, who

27:23

cares? Yeah, no, sir. Yeah breed comes

27:25

either, you know Yeah, and then we

27:27

get some like, you know regular jagular

27:30

sex We do get some quit stimulation

27:32

which I was like sort of surprised by

27:34

and his his socks are still on

27:36

But this whole fit you have to be

27:38

you know Weirdly the the greater the age

27:40

gap the stronger the require like requirement for

27:42

that kid to be keeping his socks on,

27:45

huh? Cuz he's never had sex before

27:47

he's got he doesn't know to take them all. He

27:49

doesn't know It's

27:51

a hassle to take them off on a

27:53

shoe Laundry fair the kid doesn't know

27:55

how to do his laundry. He's been wearing those socks for

27:58

fucking months and Yeah,

28:00

you think those uh, boxers are are sinky

28:03

with you sell a sock doesn't come in

28:05

them So it doesn't occur to him right?

28:07

Yeah. Yeah He does

28:09

there is she has so much ass though at

28:11

one point like when he's like fucking here from

28:13

behind He sort of holds on to it like

28:15

rains which I was like wow, that's probably really

28:18

fun Yeah, nice like sort of grips it like

28:20

gathers a handful like holy. Yeah from from the

28:23

The ass of the ass from the

28:25

yes, I'm a blast blessed. Yeah like

28:27

that Yeah, not me kind of nice

28:29

though because it tells you the ass

28:31

is at least I think so Yeah,

28:33

this is real right like you can't

28:35

grip some of it. Yeah. Yeah, please

28:37

enough of it Yeah, some of it

28:39

is enough of it to grip listen.

28:41

Yeah, she also has big natties does

28:43

performer sheet Oh, yeah, and as

28:45

does our other mom in this video. Yeah

28:51

Should we talk about the other vid

28:53

yeah, let's save it. Let's go from

28:55

my pervy family classic We found this

28:58

on adult time called caught jerking it

29:00

with my stepmom's soil panties with a

29:02

Nisa Kate and Parker Ambrose and

29:05

right off the bat This

29:07

video is really Silly

29:10

because she's just got like kind of

29:13

she's got an insane accent. You know

29:15

what I mean? I like her she

29:17

runs from she's French, but it's sort

29:19

of like French German like yeah It's

29:21

like sounds like a hybrid accent. We

29:23

are supposed to have a dinner tonight.

29:25

Where's your fascha? Yeah, where's your dad?

29:28

We're going to relax in my I'm

29:30

just going to relax in my bedroom

29:33

AKA relax in your bedroom. She's gonna

29:35

go jerk off which honestly same, you

29:37

know Yeah, that's what I want to do when I

29:39

relax my bedroom Yeah And she

29:41

gets herself off and she then like pulls

29:43

her skirt down it goes about her day

29:46

and then Parker comes into her room finds

29:49

her panties and He

29:51

takes a big inhale and just

29:53

starts huffing them and

29:55

he's hard. He pulls out his massive

29:57

dick Shake-and-tric that wraps it around

30:00

his dick and sort of like use it to jerk

30:02

off and she comes in she's like

30:04

oh Parker what the fuck are you doing oh

30:08

fuck you're so hard

30:10

you know your dad never get like

30:12

that for me and

30:15

she's you know they're like

30:17

into it maybe yeah we do it

30:19

you know and she's the one calling

30:22

the shots here okay she's and he's

30:24

like moving things right along the heck

30:26

yeah yeah and then they start to

30:28

hook up she goes down on him

30:31

she is tiny and his dick

30:33

is massive so she does like struggle getting this

30:35

thing into her mouth yeah but then they start

30:37

to have sex and I have to say like

30:39

both of these performers were like pretty vocal mm-hmm

30:41

and it was really hot to me like he

30:44

was just like oh my he's like oh fuck

30:46

that feels so good this feels so good and

30:48

she was very vocal like you know oh

30:50

like you know like just like

30:53

that like you know feed it to me

30:55

like yeah it was he also had a

30:57

couple lines about like tasting her like to

30:59

get him harder and like before he fucked

31:01

her like there was a lot of verbal

31:03

more verbal communication than you usually yeah I

31:06

will say we have to talk about the lead

31:08

character of the porn though which

31:10

is the bedroom like she

31:12

first went in I thought she was

31:15

in his room because there's like a

31:17

painting like taxi I don't know who's

31:19

putting up like surrealist style painting yeah

31:21

taxi cabs or expressionistic baby

31:24

right and then she's like

31:28

masturbating there at one point we also

31:30

get like a reverse shot of the

31:32

closet which is fully empty yeah except

31:34

for like extra pillows and I was

31:36

like okay so we're at this open

31:38

house slash Airbnb and we're

31:40

trying to play off that her room is

31:43

purely just a bed a nightstand and

31:45

a painting of cabs that's like

31:47

dad doesn't like she's only just moved

31:50

in like this is not a solid

31:52

relationship she has going with dad right

31:55

no it's uh yes I just enjoy it I

31:57

feel like it's been a while since we've seen

31:59

like a very porny porn set,

32:01

you know, like, Oh, we're in

32:04

a picture out of a magazine, like

32:06

we're in an ad for restoration

32:09

hardware, not even that Ikea, you know,

32:11

it's like, yeah, it's like worse than

32:13

that. Bed, bath and beyond. Yeah. But

32:15

yeah, I really I actually did get

32:18

turned on by this video. Yeah, I

32:20

was like, he also has a dick

32:22

that points down. He's got like a

32:24

gonzo nose dick. And I do love

32:26

that sort of a shape because it's

32:29

really good for angles. And when you

32:31

get fucked from behind or in reverse

32:33

cowgirl, it's really perfect on your G

32:35

spot. So when she called crawled up

32:37

on top and switched switched around into

32:39

reverse and she was freaking out I

32:41

was like, yeah, that's hot

32:43

to me. Nice. And also he comes

32:47

and he like is so they're both like so

32:49

horned up. He's obviously like, it feels amazing because

32:51

he comes and he like immediately has to like

32:53

slide it back in. Yeah, and

32:56

I was like, that's hot. You

32:58

know, like, yeah, they're definitely some hot details.

33:00

Yeah, he pulled out and you know, of

33:02

course, he like comes but like he like

33:04

has to put it back in because it

33:06

just like feels too good. And you're like,

33:09

Yeah, I get that. Yeah, it makes sense

33:11

to me. Yeah. Yeah. So is this

33:13

one in your spank bank then? I yeah,

33:15

it did. Yeah, don't apologize. It did. I

33:17

love that for you. Make my it did

33:20

leave us you know, little snail trail in

33:22

my I

33:25

gotta say, I gotta say this nail

33:27

trail does feel like it refers more

33:29

specifically to what happens when

33:31

you're aroused because that's a different substance. That's

33:34

a different mucus. You know what I mean?

33:36

The mucus in your house is more like

33:38

a snail trail. It's like it's thin, it's

33:40

clear and it's stringy.

33:42

Yeah. Whereas like

33:45

whereas this charges your normal.

33:48

Yeah, your normal regular deck.

33:50

Yeah. Routine cleaning. We could all be

33:52

so lucky to have snail trails in

33:54

our panties to have like glistening sparkly

33:56

little snail trails from sexual

33:59

arousal. Dew drops. Yeah.

34:01

Morning dew. Yeah.

34:04

Oh, anyways. Now I'm like, Oh, wow.

34:08

Listen, love to have sex. If you've got

34:10

time, you can always revisit the video before you

34:12

got to rush off to work. I support it. Like,

34:14

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