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1:02

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1:05

Kevin Hart. Whatever

1:07

world, welcome to all your episode

1:09

of Comedy Gold Mines. but we

1:11

do what? When we get inside the minds

1:13

of brilliant comedians and oh my god, what

1:15

amazing minds they are and today, Well,

1:18

today today we got an amazing mind.

1:20

We also have an amazing personality. We

1:22

got an amazing spirit. We got an

1:24

all around good fucking guy, man.

1:26

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Fluffy,

1:29

AKA, Gabriel, Gracias

1:31

to the show. What's going on with you, Gay?

1:33

Brilliant mind. That's thank you. Bring

1:36

your mind. I consider

1:37

every comedian, every comic.

1:40

I

1:40

do not care who you

1:42

are I do not care what you do.

1:44

If you are in the space of

1:46

comedy, if you're in the space of

1:48

laughter and and developing, providing

1:51

somehow, breaking it to people, you

1:53

have a brilliant mind because this is not an easy

1:56

job. And this job that we have,

1:58

this shows about making people understand the

1:59

people, the individuals. the the

2:02

the brain behind the movement in the

2:04

machine. And god damn man,

2:06

amazing minds you have.

2:08

So I mean it when I say it. k? How

2:10

you doing, man? I'm doing great, man. I'm a

2:12

a little groggy forgive me if I'm if

2:14

I keep doing that. If

2:16

this is It's kinda early. It's

2:18

kinda early for me. I was I was talking really.

2:21

Some of your crew earlier about when

2:23

do you breathe? because honestly, my schedule

2:25

is so exhausting. I looked at your schedule, and

2:27

I'm like, how is it that Kevin's doing a movie,

2:29

doing a TV show? He's on live right

2:31

now and he's working out. There's, like, gotta

2:33

be nineteen Kevin Hartz. I am

2:35

a very busy guy, man. I'm

2:37

I'm an active and active

2:39

person, but III love it. I thrive

2:41

off of it. need to move. I'm one of those people

2:43

that just can't sit down. What about you? What time

2:45

does your day start? Are you a late riser? Oh, man.

2:47

I'm a I'm a somebody that needs to nap, really? and

2:51

that is crucial. Give me a ideal time.

2:53

What time do you wake up? What what time are you getting

2:55

up? let's see. Normally, when I can get up,

2:57

it's probably around ten o'clock in the morning. And

2:59

the reason it's seven o'clock in the morning when I get up is because

3:01

I usually go to bed around three to four in the morning.

3:03

Okay. I I function better at night. If

3:05

you're more lucid at night, I feel a lot better

3:07

at night and so yeah. I got the hamster

3:10

hours. So at nighttime though, when you say

3:12

you function at night, what are you doing in the middle of

3:14

night? Are you just up? Are you are you

3:16

watching TV? Are you in

3:18

the streets? Are you in the studio?

3:21

What does the what does the nighttime provide

3:23

you. Where where where does the energy come from? And

3:26

why? Well, I think it depends on the time of the week

3:28

because, you know, there's certain time of the week where I'm

3:30

on tour, on the road, on different city.

3:33

hotel room, I'm a tour bus. It's

3:35

right after the show. Sometimes it shows Anne

3:37

eleven. The other night, I had to show Anne right

3:39

at midnight. So there's that come down period

3:41

of you know, before you go to bed.

3:43

And then during, you know, Monday to Wednesday,

3:45

I'm usually home. Okay. And so most of the

3:47

time, I spent it either on social media, just,

3:49

you know, finding out there's, you know, going back and

3:51

forth with fans or,

3:53

you know, see what's on TV. Love it.

3:55

Okay. So right now, you own a row right now,

3:58

Gabe, was it immediately at the pandemic?

4:00

Did you just, like, pick right back up? Go

4:02

right into it? Or was there a second of, like, getting

4:04

familiar with the stage again,

4:06

you know, getting your jokes and shit together? How

4:09

fast did you go out? Well, I was off for over

4:11

a year. I think all of us none of us could

4:13

really get into it. Yeah. Some of

4:15

us had to be extra creative. By the way, I love

4:17

the the fact that you pulled that off. I'm like,

4:19

oh, you still found a way to go. Stand up.

4:22

So you

4:24

know everybody watches you. Right, Kim? everybody

4:27

watches me like, what is he doing? How's he

4:29

doing? What what's he up to now? I put

4:31

that shit together, Gabe. I did it in. I put

4:33

it together and two and two months of

4:35

my listeners you're talking about, don't fuck this

4:37

up. And literally, we were sitting

4:39

around and I figured out a way to

4:41

go, work on material, but I was like,

4:43

right now, people want content,

4:45

they want IP. If I can

4:47

figure out a safe way to do it

4:49

and prepare for it, I'm I'm

4:51

gonna try it. So the challenge to me was just

4:53

doing it in that short period of time.

4:55

You know, you're talking about, like, forty five,

4:57

fifty days. I put this set together. And

4:59

I was like, alright. I'm gonna I'm gonna shoot it. was that

5:01

was me and my my adjustment

5:04

to the now. Right? This is what

5:06

the world was going through. So how do I adjust

5:08

how do I put something out there? that's how I did

5:10

it. Yeah. And I was getting pressure

5:12

from Netflix because I was supposed to deliver a new

5:14

special in September of twenty twenty.

5:16

Mhmm. And so it was one of those things where once

5:18

there was an opportunity to perform

5:21

somewhere because the whole country whole

5:23

world was closed, but there was two states that

5:25

basically that didn't acknowledge COVID

5:27

-- Exactly. -- Texas -- Yeah. -- in Florida.

5:29

Florida. Yeah. Google rebels. Yeah. Yeah.

5:32

Look look over. I says, you know what, I

5:34

can't do anything in California. So I had an

5:36

idea that, okay, how about I do a

5:38

residency somewhere? You know, we'll do a whole

5:40

thing where we got this COVID protocol where everybody

5:42

stays in the bubble. Same group of people.

5:44

We had doctors on deck. I actually

5:46

had, like, you know, people testing every

5:48

day to make sure everyone's safe.

5:50

Holy shit. And so we're gonna do thirty

5:52

shows, in thirty days in San Antonio,

5:54

to Texas. And then on the thirtieth day, we'll shoot

5:56

a new Netflix special. And so this way,

5:58

you know, I get to get warmed

6:00

up again, have thirty consistent shows. We're

6:02

not going anywhere. We're not on planes

6:04

or trains, and it's the same car going back and

6:06

forth. We rented a house. and it was

6:08

the same people in the house. I told everybody it was, like,

6:10

the Mexican version of the real world because it's just

6:12

all, like, hey, come out of the way. Come back. Come on.

6:14

Yeah. It was, like, we're all hanging up together. And

6:17

unfortunately, on the twenty seventh

6:19

day, I tested positive for COVID.

6:21

I managed to get COVID some holy shit

6:23

out there. And it's weird because we

6:25

had a a team of thirty people. With

6:27

all the crew of production and everybody, I

6:29

was the only one that got sick. So we still

6:31

don't know who I got COVID from. The only

6:33

people I came in contact with really were

6:36

media. Mhmm. I did I did some interviews and stuff

6:38

to promote the shows in San Antonio,

6:40

but Other than that, man, it's like, how

6:42

the hell did it happen? How was your battle with COVID?

6:44

Was it was it a tough one, or were or were you

6:46

okay? No. Actually, the

6:48

first night that that I felt something, I

6:50

went up on stage and I felt as good as I feel right

6:52

now. And in that short span of,

6:54

like, an hour and a half, When I got off stage, I

6:56

had chills, body aches, and I

6:58

was really, really just I was cold.

7:00

And I'm not a person that's cold. I'm always complaining

7:03

about how hot it is. And so -- Mhmm. --

7:05

I had my tour manager that put a

7:07

blanket on me. I was freezing. And they still had

7:09

a second show. So They came in and

7:11

they tested me, and I tested negative. And

7:13

so they're like, okay, you don't have COVID

7:15

because we're testing them, it's negative. I

7:18

thought it was low blood sugar. Okay. because, you know, I'm

7:20

diabetic. So sometimes when my sugar drops, I

7:22

get chills or I get a little bit like loopy.

7:24

Okay. And so we thought that that's what it was. And

7:26

No, man. It was a day of body aches and

7:29

chills. And then two days later,

7:30

that's when the test showed that I was

7:33

positive. So, unfortunately, you

7:35

know, these rapid tests, if you're if you if

7:37

you just get COVID, it's probably not gonna

7:39

show up. It's not gonna detect it. Yeah. And it wasn't

7:41

all my symptoms went away that it showed

7:43

up positive. What I love is that you figured out

7:45

a way to, you know, be

7:47

creative in a time where creativity

7:50

was shut down. Right? So, you

7:52

know, I applaud those that figured out a

7:54

way to still say, well, I'm

7:56

going to safely work on

7:58

my craft and safely

8:01

have a goal in an agenda. Right? I'm

8:03

gonna put this plan together. And let's

8:05

see if I can safely achieve

8:07

that goal. and you work in there and

8:09

get into the twenty seventh day, man. That's fucking that's

8:11

a bummer. You know, that you got that far, that

8:13

you couldn't get to the thirtieth day. Yeah. So

8:15

what what happened? What did you end up doing with

8:17

the material? Well, I couldn't you

8:19

know, we had to basically shut everything down. One side

8:21

test -- Yeah. -- positive. Everything pulled the plug,

8:23

you know, Netflix and the big you know, all the

8:25

phone calls were made, and it's like, ugh, lights were

8:27

canceled -- Yeah. -- home. Okay.

8:29

And, yeah, I have to go to quarantine for ten

8:31

days. And after that, you know, we're

8:33

trying to figure out how do we how

8:35

do we go back on the road? Because little by little certain

8:38

states started allowing live

8:40

performances. Mhmm. And when we did the

8:42

the the residency in San Antonio,

8:44

the shows were still socially

8:47

distant. So what we would do is we'd sell packs.

8:49

So, like, let's say, eight people wanna come

8:51

see the shows and group of eight

8:53

would have their area, and then we put two

8:55

seats empty in between and then that

8:57

next group. And so it was all

8:59

spaced out in we we we figured that

9:01

that was probably the safest way to play

9:03

it. And, you know, Texas is Texas, so

9:05

they they did what they did. But as soon as they

9:07

started opening up the doors for us

9:09

to perform in other states, we

9:11

just started booking as much as we could and

9:13

said, hopefully, things will get better.

9:15

We're we're betting on that the

9:17

doors are gonna open and the the the venues

9:19

are gonna allow people to come in

9:21

and sit together and, you know, every every state

9:23

had the rules with the mask with

9:25

with a vaccination cards. There's some

9:27

places that that it's a big deal, like San

9:29

Francisco, everyone in the building was

9:31

vaccinated. And you have to show proof

9:33

of vaccination. And there are some

9:35

places where it's optional. We'll

9:37

take your word for it. No. It's not some

9:39

places where they don't even know it was

9:41

a pandemic. in some places. There's there's

9:43

some places where you gotta remind them. Now, you know we're

9:45

going to some shit. Right? Oh, no. I didn't.

9:47

These people just they just out or or

9:49

this is the COVID test. You have a temperature? No.

9:51

Come on man. Come on man. Alright. Well, get in

9:53

here. Get your ass in here and sit down.

9:55

Let's talk about you being

9:57

one of the hardest working

9:59

comics today.

10:01

I mean, you know, Gabe, I I don't

10:03

think that there's another

10:05

comedian that has been consistently

10:09

headlining at such

10:12

a at such a steady, steady

10:14

successful pace. Like,

10:16

you're your your burn rate. Right?

10:18

Because I watch. I I know the venues you

10:20

do. I I know how long you go

10:22

on tour. And the same thing you said to me where you're

10:24

like, yo, Kevin, when do you break? When do you stop?

10:26

Like, Gabe, you gotta fucking engine that

10:28

doesn't stop either. You you're pretty

10:31

fucking you're pretty consistent. Do

10:33

you go three sixty five? Or what's your

10:35

shutdown time? Like, when you're on the road,

10:37

when do you shut down and say, okay, I'm

10:39

gonna take a little break and then get back out

10:41

there again. Well, aside from COVID, which

10:43

is the longest break I ever took, I

10:46

don't. I don't take vacations. I don't

10:48

like taking breaks because I I have that

10:50

mentality where, you know, I

10:52

recognize having an opportunity and you have

10:54

to strike while the iron's hot because you never know.

10:56

That opportunity could go to somebody else if you're

10:58

not ready to work for it and ready to get into it.

11:00

Mhmm. You know, I'm on the road forty seven weeks out

11:02

of the year. That's my market forty

11:04

seven weeks and the rest of the time is just

11:06

us planning things or me working on

11:08

a TV show or working on whatever else I

11:10

can, you know, get into. at that

11:12

time. But forty seven weeks is normally the

11:14

the route. And I,

11:16

you know, I work holidays, so I always do a

11:18

show on Christmas. We're working new years.

11:21

birthdays, anniversaries, it doesn't matter. You

11:23

know? because if if there's work, I

11:25

wanna I wanna do it because I

11:27

can't. Why is that? I think it's just

11:29

programming for when I was a little kid. My mom would always tell

11:31

me, you know, you have to if there's a chance

11:33

of work, work is is not easy. It doesn't

11:35

come easy. And if you get an opportunity,

11:37

you need to take it, don't ever

11:39

waste an opportunity. Mhmm. My mom would always

11:41

tell me don't waste an opportunity.

11:43

And if you have a chance to grow, make

11:45

yourself better, provide for your

11:47

family get yourself to another

11:49

place. Do it. Now when you say your

11:51

mom, was your father around? Was it just you

11:53

and your mom? It was just just mom

11:55

and myself. My my dad You know, it

11:57

was one of those things where I you know, the the

11:59

more III think about it and the more people I

12:01

talked to, the more I realized, yeah, you

12:03

know, my father was a a musician. He was a

12:06

man. Yeah. He was an entertainer. He was a guy that was on the road

12:08

a lot. Okay. And so I

12:10

knew him briefly. And

12:12

and then I met him again

12:14

thirty years later And, you

12:16

know, for the longest time, I had this thing where

12:18

I'm like, forget this dude. This guy has a pond. You

12:20

know, he wasn't there for me, this and this and

12:22

that, but I didn't know the whole story. And

12:24

now being a person who's an entertainer

12:26

who's seen a certain lifestyle, who's seen certain

12:28

things, I have a better understanding of

12:30

you know, where he was coming from.

12:32

And so I yeah.

12:35

The questions I had was was very

12:37

minimal. Here's a question. I mean, you know,

12:39

you you growing

12:41

up, you know, in a single parent

12:43

household. Right? Your mom holding it down and,

12:45

of course, instilling this

12:47

this this, I mean,

12:49

behavior that's so present right now, which

12:51

is which is one of, look, put

12:53

something. Put your mind to something. finish

12:55

it, work, go out there and get it. Like, there's a

12:57

there's an ambition about you. Right? And

12:59

it it comes from somewhere. It was instilled in

13:01

you. The things that you're saying about your dad is

13:03

you now realize. but him

13:05

not being around, you know, you

13:08

are are parent. Right? You don't you have kids,

13:10

Gabe? A son. Right? I was just a son now. He's gonna

13:12

be twenty five next week. Twenty five next

13:14

week. Your relationship with

13:16

your son and you being on the

13:18

road. You know, do you talk to your son?

13:20

Has it has it ever seen

13:22

that like it affected him in

13:24

any way, I mean, through the years of dedication

13:26

that you put into your craft, was it ever a

13:28

void or feeling of a void that came

13:30

from him to you? Anytime you're not

13:32

around for certain, you know, certain things, there's

13:34

always gonna be that feeling of, like, oh, I could have

13:36

been around more. I could have done more. But

13:38

I mean, I I feel like

13:41

I've had enough conversations with

13:43

him over the years where, you know, he understood what

13:45

I was doing. And also also to

13:48

technically, I'm I'm technically his stepfather. you

13:50

know, so -- Okay. -- saw what it was like

13:52

before and he saw what it was like with

13:54

me and it was a difference in, you know, the

13:56

environment. And when I say the environment, I don't just

13:58

mean like, oh, a bigger house or a better

13:59

lifestyle. I mean, just the environment of

14:02

the the peace and the happiness that

14:04

was in the house and and the, you know, I

14:06

didn't I didn't bring added drama

14:08

to the environment. I was always just

14:10

trying to be supportive, helpful. If

14:12

anything, I just I I feel like I might have pushed him

14:14

a little bit too much. Okay. Like, come

14:16

on, man. You got you got I I would do

14:18

to him when my mom would do to me. You have all these

14:20

opportunities. You have ten

14:22

times more opportunities now than what I had. Why are

14:24

you wasting them? And so

14:26

there was a lot of those conversations and

14:28

but he knows that I mean, well, he knows that I love them.

14:30

Mhmm. And it's you know, as long as he knows that,

14:32

then, you know, we're we're good. But, yeah, there was

14:34

certain times I wish I could have been there for a

14:36

birthday. I made it a point to be there for

14:38

his graduation. and I said,

14:40

hey, you better graduate. because I'm gonna take

14:42

some time off. I'm gonna take some time off. Hey, you know I don't

14:44

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14:46

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16:57

it the CDs or DVDs? It was

17:00

something, but you were You were putting

17:01

them in the machine. The machine was spinning them

17:04

out. You said after the show, that's how we make

17:06

them. We sell about x, y, the

17:07

amount of them. I go out there with the fans.

17:09

I made sure I say, hi, they come, they buy,

17:11

but your team knew

17:12

the system. Everybody played the major

17:14

role and

17:14

it wasn't just about the standup. It

17:17

was about the business that happened around

17:19

the standup and after the

17:21

standup, that I paid

17:23

attention to way back then.

17:25

way back then, I was like, fuck. He's not just making

17:27

money here. He found a way to make

17:29

money here. And Gabe, you've always

17:32

been business like

17:34

from the shirts, to the to

17:36

the fluffy characters, to the to the branded

17:38

things that you've created around

17:40

who you are. Where did that

17:42

come from? Where did the where did

17:44

the insight idea insight

17:46

and idea

17:47

come in within that opportunity?

17:49

I'm gonna go grab the other things

17:51

that I don't think other people are taking advantage of that

17:53

you do so well. You know what?

17:55

I'm a really big fan of

17:58

professional wrestling. Professional

17:59

wrestling for me, like, I

18:02

grew up watching it. I loved everything about

18:04

it. I loved the characters in the ring. I

18:06

loved the ambiance. I loved just everything

18:08

about it. and I loved the

18:10

business side of it. I loved the merchandise.

18:12

I loved just all of that and and how

18:14

everything is is is put out there

18:16

in a way where it's like, here's this show. then

18:18

here's the extras. And

18:20

so I followed the Vince

18:22

McMahon little way

18:24

of doing business back in the day because I've

18:26

always had jobs where we're we're working in

18:28

retailing and stuff like that. So I did have that that,

18:30

you know, that experience. And

18:32

I just knew that there was more growth than just me

18:34

going up and doing the, you

18:36

know, doing the show. People still wanted

18:38

to be around. People still wanted to take

18:40

some of that home with them. And the first

18:42

thing I did was MCP. So I

18:44

would record a show, and then I bought a CD Burner. And this

18:46

is not gonna what it was back then. I remember

18:48

I bought a CD Burner on

18:51

the road. And then I

18:53

go to a store and buy a big old spindle, a

18:55

spindles of blank CDs.

18:57

And we earn them. We earn more,

18:59

you know, and sell them. And

19:01

then at the end of the week, I would return the the stevia

19:03

burner to the to circuit city or

19:05

a Best Buy or wherever it was. I

19:07

don't know who we would do that. We wouldn't have to

19:09

carry around this machine, so we could always crank

19:11

them out. And instead of

19:13

spending the money, I reinvested it

19:15

and just got better things

19:17

to to make. And so it's like the CD turned into a t

19:19

shirt, turned into two t shirts, turned

19:22

into a warehouse, turned into a double

19:24

white warehouse, turned into a building,

19:26

and it's like, you know, we started growing

19:28

the brand and but let me let me stop

19:30

you right there because I want people to I wanna make sure that

19:32

people listen to what you're saying. Right?

19:34

Like, when he's saying warehouse, for

19:36

my listeners. And then he's saying a double warehouse. And he's saying

19:39

he he he bought things

19:41

and these things were

19:43

basically used to create the

19:45

product that he was selling. He would then

19:46

take that money, invest that money back into

19:49

better product.

19:49

That better product sold

19:52

more. he then took that money and

19:54

invested it into stationary

19:57

things or or buildings that could

19:59

then house the product

19:59

that he was selling in such high volume.

20:02

You you just understood, and

20:04

I'm

20:04

telling you, Gaye, this is something that a lot of the

20:06

people in our craft don't

20:07

don't get

20:08

and don't understand. You

20:11

understood early that you

20:13

had a fan base and this fan

20:15

base was following you and responding

20:18

to you. and they loved you to the point to

20:20

where everything that you put in front of

20:22

them they wanted to have.

20:24

Like, that's a that's a talent within

20:26

itself.

20:27

and then and then the the

20:28

the knowledge and understanding

20:30

to say, I had to build things

20:34

around around who I am that

20:36

are going to last. Like, that's

20:38

what I'm so impressed with. The

20:40

warehouse, the other warehouse I mean, many do you

20:42

have? Do you have two now? No. No. It's just a straight up

20:44

building. And the building houses your business, the

20:46

world of Gabriel. It's it it

20:48

houses the business, and it's it's a

20:50

combination. So it's like, I call it

20:52

because it's where I collect the keep all the cars -- Yes. -- and

20:54

the toys and the business. So I I call it

20:56

Mexican Graceland. Okay. because, you

20:58

know, if you go to Graceland, you could see

21:00

the whole over this whole thing -- Yeah. -- then it'll

21:02

stop by the gift shops. Yes.

21:05

Yes. this is where I mean, I

21:07

I've seen the things that are in your warehouse.

21:09

I mean, your your your Volkswagen collection

21:12

is one one to

21:14

just be and all of. You know, I'm a

21:16

car collector as well, man.

21:18

But, I mean, just a the

21:20

conversation around you and

21:22

your Volkswagen collection is

21:24

insane. Why? Why are those wagons? It was

21:26

my first car. It was my first car and

21:28

it was one of those things where I

21:30

had gotten my my girlfriend back

21:33

her her first car. She had her her

21:35

her first car, but not the original one,

21:37

but an actual replica of her first

21:40

car. Okay. I saw how happy she was like, well, there's no

21:42

reason why she should be more happy than me.

21:46

So I told the guys that a car for

21:48

her. I say, hey, if you guys ever come across the

21:50

Volkswagen, I told you a year and a type, and they

21:52

had it within a day. And I'm like, oh my

21:54

god. And they're like, if you ever anything

21:56

else, let us know. And it's it's Jay Leno's, guys.

21:58

Yeah. So Jay Leno man, he started that. He's the one

22:00

the reason why I've got a card collection was he

22:02

he he's the one that said, what are you doing with your money?

22:04

And I said, well, I mentioned all the things that I was up. So he goes,

22:06

well, you should invest in other things, but you should invest

22:08

in fun. And I'm like, tell me more. He's

22:10

like, I enjoy my collection.

22:12

He goes, everything that's here, if I were to

22:14

sell it, it's worth double. Yeah. He goes, but I'm

22:17

enjoying my investment. And I'm like, do

22:19

you know what you're saying? And so

22:21

one Volkswagen led the 234 or

22:23

five, and then filled up a a

22:25

warehouse. Well, how many do you have now? How many

22:27

Volkswagen? Probably thirty thirty. And are

22:29

they all mint condition? Are

22:31

they built? Do you go and you

22:33

start from

22:33

the ground up? Chassis, etcetera, and

22:35

do the whole nine?

22:36

you filing them and make a decision? They're all pimped up. Yeah. They're just

22:38

totally fixed up. I I got a guy that actually works on all

22:40

the cars. His name's Henry Martana. He's he's

22:43

awesome. He he's he's guy

22:45

that, you know, when they when they

22:47

release magazines with all these different cars and -- Mhmm.

22:49

-- he's usually the one responsible for making these

22:51

cars pretty. Oh, and they're they're all functional.

22:53

And, yes, I fit in all of them because that's always

22:55

a question. Yeah. Like, you're big ass fitting in

22:57

Volkswagen's? Yes. Yes. They I fit in the Volkswagen's

22:59

and they all run. Yep. But

23:02

that's part of it too because again, you know, though it's it's

23:04

an investment, but I enjoy it. I enjoy the

23:07

cars and, you know, it's I'm trying

23:09

to find ways to enjoy the

23:11

fruits of my labor because I I do a lot. And I'm always

23:13

trying to, like, okay. What else can we do? What else can

23:15

we do? And I try to have fun

23:17

with certain things, like, you

23:19

know, with the fungal pops, for example.

23:23

That was a big thing. I I tried to get in

23:25

business with that company a few years

23:27

ago, and they didn't have

23:29

a comics addition. They had television, film,

23:31

icons, cartoons, but they didn't have

23:33

comics. And so I reached out to them,

23:35

and they were like, well,

23:37

we know who you are, but we don't have a comic

23:39

edition. So, you know and then I try to

23:41

get in another year later, and I at

23:43

this point, I had hired somebody who was

23:45

really strong in retail. And she made the phone

23:47

call. And she said, look, this is these are the

23:49

numbers. This is the business. This is what he

23:52

does. this is what could bring to table and they said, look, we we like

23:54

what you're saying. We still don't wanna

23:56

license anything, but if you want to

23:58

if you would like to

24:00

spend money will make the product for

24:03

you. And it's a minimum order of

24:05

basically a semi

24:07

truck worth of phone calls. And

24:09

so I I did it. I spent the money and

24:11

I I you know, I bet on it myself and

24:13

the soccer sold out. And then they got mad that

24:15

they didn't get the licensing. And so a lot of times you have

24:17

to bet on yourself when other people aren't gonna fuck

24:19

you. You gotta invest and spend the money on

24:21

you. How many did you sell? Oh, man. We're

24:23

we're probably somewhere around Eighty

24:26

Eighty thousand? Yes. Did you say

24:28

you fucking saw eighty thousand

24:30

Funko goddamn heart?

24:34

Oh, my god. Oh, yeah. Over over

24:36

how much time? About two years. k.

24:38

And that was actually during COVID where we were

24:40

doing in online because that's the only way we

24:42

could some. But Usually, you're not the shows when people people wanna take

24:44

something home. And then, you know, what the fun goes, man,

24:46

who doesn't wanna take those on the kids, adults,

24:49

everybody collects those? Okay. That's

24:51

huge. so

24:53

man, that is so dope.

24:55

That's

24:56

so fucking dope, man. And and I

24:58

love that you said, you gotta be okay with betting

25:00

on yourself. Not everything's gonna work.

25:02

Not at all. You gonna fail or you

25:03

don't know until you try it. But you want but

25:05

listen. What what is the point of

25:07

having a talent?

25:10

realizing how good you are

25:12

within your talent and

25:14

not taking the risk that make you even

25:17

more excited to do more shit

25:19

with your talent. Right? Like, the

25:21

risk, the the reward and the risk is

25:23

confidence.

25:24

it It's confidence. you

25:25

saying that somebody kept

25:26

saying no. And you said,

25:29

alright. Well, I get why you're saying no,

25:31

but shit. they

25:33

allow us to do it and they say that they can develop

25:35

before, so we pay them fuck it.

25:37

Fuck it. I'm gonna go that route. And

25:39

in their eyes are like, hey, what idiot wants

25:41

to do this? Go give it to them. Give my truck

25:43

full of them. Let him deal with it. We don't

25:45

wanna license it. Give it to him. That's

25:47

his problem. In their mind, that's their win.

25:49

But your win is like, alright, fuck it. I'm a do it

25:51

this way. I'm just gonna I'm just gonna do it.

25:53

I like the hustle. I like the energy and

25:55

hustle that I gotta put into

25:57

now moving these things. And then you

25:59

move them. You

25:59

move them eighty thousand fucking

26:02

units,

26:02

man. That's a

26:03

fucking number game. Man,

26:06

that's impressive, man. Good for you.

26:08

good for fucking you. What else is

26:11

it that you want? Like,

26:13

what what's on what's on the

26:15

vision board? What's the next goal?

26:17

I mean, you know, you're you're steady, like I

26:19

said, your your success level

26:21

and and the the time

26:23

that you have you have been steady

26:26

within the success level. Like,

26:28

you you don't lose. And what I mean

26:30

about that is, your your people

26:32

love you. and you look like you're having fun doing what you're

26:34

doing. I mean, goddamn. Correct me if I'm wrong,

26:36

but you're by the performance of fucking stadium.

26:38

Doctor stadium. Right? So,

26:40

yeah, Netflix, I didn't get a chance

26:42

to do that special in San Antonio because I got

26:44

in sick with COVID, but Netflix still says

26:46

we needed a special. And I

26:49

had been away from the LA market for

26:51

about three years now. We said, well,

26:53

you know what? I gotta do something bigger

26:55

and better than the last thing I did. You'll always gotta

26:57

make something bigger and better because if it's not,

26:59

then, you know, hey, you know.

27:02

So I says, I've never done I've only seen

27:04

one other person do something

27:06

at that level, and I was actually at the

27:08

taping of your of your special, what

27:11

now, in in Philadelphia. I was road

27:13

to escape.

27:18

I was there for that man.

27:20

I was very inspiring to see that Kevin,

27:22

you know, sitting there and I'm just looking around

27:24

this football stadium and I'm just like, wow.

27:26

and energy and and it was just it was

27:29

so impactful. And

27:31

I'm like, man, to do something like that. That's

27:34

like, even just to doing an arena, which now sounds

27:36

like, you know, like, there's no way

27:38

to envision that as a as a comic. The

27:40

the only dreams I had when I

27:42

first started was just wanna quit my day job.

27:44

That's it. Mhmm. You know? Mhmm. There was no all

27:46

I wanna play Madison Square Garden or I wanna do this

27:49

arena or this venue or maybe Monday

27:51

play where football teams play.

27:53

There's how do you even think of that?

27:55

Mhmm. So the fact that I was there and I

27:57

saw it as a man, that'd be awesome, you know, be able

27:59

to do that one day. you know, I said, I wanna do

28:01

some big in LA. And the

28:03

last couple of times, I did Staples, and I said, well,

28:05

if we're gonna do a Netflix special,

28:07

I wanted to be the biggest special I've ever done, and so

28:09

we decided to do doctor Stadium.

28:11

I love it.

28:13

I

28:14

love it.

28:16

I'll say

28:16

it again. I love

28:19

it. Why not?

28:21

Like, if you gotta start and you

28:23

can shoot for that bitch, I

28:25

say grab it with two hands. You

28:27

know? And the beauty of

28:29

comedy, when you talk about betting on

28:31

yourself, me doing that statement, that's what

28:33

that was. You know, I I said, I'll I'll go

28:35

and I'll I'll do the specialty here. I'll

28:37

fund it. I'll produce it. I'll I'll

28:39

pay for it. It's it's fine. It's

28:41

Philadelphia. I feel like my city's

28:43

gonna come out. I feel like they're gonna show

28:45

up. And they did. Like,

28:47

that's There's no feeling, like, the feeling

28:49

of just, like, love and appreciation, especially

28:51

from where you're from. Like, that's that's the

28:53

beauty of getting at home. Yeah. That's

28:55

the biggest compliment,

28:55

Gabe, and I love it. Like you said, you

28:58

coming back here in LA, you wanna

29:00

do something big for all

29:01

of my listeners. Like, This

29:03

is not something that's

29:05

like that that that you just

29:07

talk by. This is not something that I can just

29:09

move by quick and go on to the next

29:11

part of the podcast. This This is a

29:13

big moment for my guy,

29:14

man. It's a big moment. And the key thing that

29:16

he said was, he said for him,

29:18

I wanna do the biggest special that

29:20

I've ever done here in LA for him,

29:23

for you to have that. Like, these are the

29:25

wins that you put together for you.

29:27

At the end of the day, you know, we look back this

29:29

road that we've been on for so long.

29:31

This is this is a fucking hard it's

29:33

a hard job. Yeah. It's

29:35

a hard job. You this man

29:37

just told you He goes forty seven weeks

29:39

and weekends out the year. You

29:41

know, this man said

29:42

he's on the road. He's

29:44

he's gigging. That's a hard

29:46

job. So

29:48

you gotta put your you gotta put your fun. You gotta

29:50

put your your moments, your

29:52

your pedestals, your your things

29:55

that make you pat yourself on the back. And Gabe, this is

29:57

definitely one of a man. I swear to you,

29:59

brother, I'm I'm I'm so

30:01

blown away. by just your your

30:03

your mindset and approach to the

30:05

craft. I I truly am, man. That's a

30:07

big fucking deal game. A big

30:09

deal. Good for you. What is it?

30:11

When are you doing? We're doing at Mother's Day

30:13

weekend, May. Oh, twenty

30:15

twenty two. It's I wanna say

30:17

it's May seventh. So it's it is Mother's

30:19

Day weekend. And yeah.

30:21

Man, fingers crossed. Our tickets on sale

30:23

already. Tickets on sale

30:25

December eighth, the tickets on Alright. Well

30:27

December eighth then, I'll make sure people know it. Those tickets

30:29

will be on sale December eighth, man. This

30:32

man is coming home at a

30:34

goddamn

30:34

stadium. It hasn't been done.

30:36

It hasn't been done. So be in the building and be

30:38

a part of history. This

30:39

is history, man. So now I gotta ask you because

30:41

you're probably the only person I can ask

30:43

You know, it's one thing to do a comedy club.

30:45

It's another thing to do a theater. It's definitely

30:47

another thing to do in a ring. But when you're

30:49

doing a space that's so massive

30:52

how did you feel with your timing? You know

30:55

what? I if you remember

30:57

that show gave, I made it intimate.

30:59

So remember those big ass Like,

31:01

I had to look at the scenes. Huge. Right?

31:03

I remember getting a budget for this

31:05

show. And I was like, wait a minute. Well, what? Well,

31:07

hold on. But For screens,

31:09

why why am I paying this much? And it's

31:12

like, you want the quality to be

31:14

clear, you want, you know, a

31:16

high definition, digital

31:19

board so that people can see clear

31:21

and be a part of the the

31:23

experience. Because my biggest thing was I want

31:25

everybody to have a good seat. So

31:27

I had the two screens that was attached to

31:29

the stage and the side. And then in the middle,

31:31

I had another one in the screen. So they

31:33

were they were screens. And what I

31:35

found was we amplified the sound

31:37

system as well because I

31:39

wanted it to feel intimate. Like,

31:41

you don't wanna feel like you

31:43

gotta yell And that's what happens. Like, some people perform in

31:45

these big venues and they feel like they

31:47

gotta yell. But you don't with the right

31:49

sound system, the

31:51

right setup you talk and you'll find

31:53

these people are engaged. Engage

31:55

does nothing like the first laugh that's gonna come

31:57

at you when you're in that stadium. because the

31:59

first laugh is so

31:59

comforting because you feel it in a

32:02

wave. It starts in the back

32:04

and you fucking feel it.

32:06

Like, you you feel that leg, you feel that laugh get

32:08

bigger as it gets closer to

32:10

you and you go, oh, I'm

32:12

okay. Oh, I'm gonna be okay.

32:14

This isn't there's

32:15

there's no difference. Right? And and sometimes people try

32:17

to make it a difference just because of the size,

32:19

but there isn't. Like, as long as

32:21

you're comfortable in your flow, You

32:24

don't have to rush. You don't have to do

32:25

anything outside the norm. They're

32:27

with you. It's just a bigger venue,

32:29

so you don't get the immediate

32:31

impact. that they are. It's

32:33

a discovery. As you go, you're like, these

32:35

motherfuckers are rolling the

32:37

whole time. Like, this is

32:39

this is dope. And then I got to see, like, I

32:41

have monitors that were, like,

32:44

off to the sides that

32:46

were in, like, the three quarter sections of the

32:48

on my right and my left. so I could see

32:50

the fans' faces. Like, I had

32:52

cameras popping, so I could see the

32:54

faces laughing and stuff in

32:57

in sporadic moments throughout the set as

32:59

well. So you know, I think with your setup

33:01

and you shooting the special, you know, you can do

33:03

as many cameras as you want. Make sure that

33:05

you cover that fucking room Make

33:07

sure that you make it intimate though.

33:09

Like, your your your fan

33:11

base loves you. They love you. So they're

33:13

gonna come out. they're gonna don't change

33:15

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not? Where

33:52

the fuck the fluffy come

33:54

from? how do you come up with fluffy? Well, it was a nickname, you

33:56

know, growing up. It's so fluffy. And, you

33:58

know, I when I started

33:59

talking about it on stage, you

34:03

know, my whole goal was my last

34:05

name, Iglesias is already famous,

34:07

whether Enrique had it or Julio had it. Iglesias has

34:09

already been a name that's been

34:11

around. And I said, I just gotta work on Gabriel. Mhmm. Fig you

34:13

know what? There's only been one other famous

34:15

Gabriel comedian who's Gabe Kaplan.

34:17

Mhmm. I know And so I said, you know

34:19

what? I think I think I got a good chance of building name up. But then when I started doing this joke

34:22

about being, I'm not fat, I'm fluffy -- Mhmm. --

34:24

and and talking about that that was

34:26

a nickname, at the end of the shows,

34:28

people wouldn't say, you're funny Gabriel or,

34:30

hey, Bless you this guy. Then I always say, hey,

34:32

fluffy. And I hated that shit.

34:34

I'm like, no. That's not

34:36

my name. But at the

34:38

time, I only had, like, ten minutes of material, so

34:40

I'm, like, oh, you know, it's it was

34:42

killing me. So eventually, I learned to

34:44

embrace the word fluffy. Mhmm.

34:46

And and then I had a friend who was

34:48

really good at at early

34:50

social media and learning how to

34:53

put algorithms out into the

34:55

Internet, and he he basically helped

34:57

me brand that on the Internet.

34:59

So it's like now, Even now if you

35:01

put him fluffy on the Internet, I'd come up before anything. I'd come up

35:03

before bunnies, quilts, comforters, cotton candy. I'm

35:06

the number one fluffy thing on the

35:08

Internet to

35:10

to be able to do that. That was like, wow. This is what I mean

35:12

when I say your business, your business sense, and

35:14

just your mind. This is what I'm talking

35:17

about. Like, you having a friend and a friend doing

35:19

that for you and having them wear with all to understand

35:22

algorithms and and searches and which should

35:24

come up. So you're getting fans that

35:26

don't even

35:28

know what and who you are by you being the first thing on

35:30

a search because after it comes up, there is a click

35:32

to your name just to see. That's insane.

35:34

What does Gaye wanna do

35:37

next though? man?

35:38

Kevin, honestly,

35:39

if, you know, for me, I I

35:41

think that I've been for the goals

35:43

that I've set for myself, whether it was,

35:45

you know, just doing my

35:48

love and my passion, being able

35:50

to, you know, get into television or even do a

35:52

little bit of a film. My goal right

35:54

now is basically

35:56

my health. I just wanna make

35:58

sure that I'm I'm okay and that I

35:59

can continue to do what I love to do.

36:02

And if I can maintain, that'd

36:04

be awesome. Okay. But I know that my health is is questionable, not only to my

36:06

fans, but the people around me and definitely

36:08

to myself, and I I know that I need to get in a

36:10

better place there. Okay. And I know that I worked really

36:12

hard and

36:14

I've built this, you know, impressive whatever you wanna call

36:16

it, but I don't think that I've given

36:18

myself enough of that attention. And so I feel

36:20

like I need to start working

36:22

on me If anything,

36:24

the pandemic, Amy, a year off

36:26

to to actually start going to

36:28

doctors and start trying to figure out, you know, what was going

36:30

on with me? Because I I mentioned I'm diabetic. Mhmm. And so

36:32

I got my off on a quick plan. Now

36:34

I got a I got an implant that I switched every other week to maintain

36:36

my blood sugar and make sure that I'm I'm doing

36:40

alright. And, you know, I was able to lose about seventy pounds, which

36:42

-- This shit. -- I'm still big. I'm still

36:44

big. This shit is half of her. Good shit,

36:46

man. That's

36:48

good shit. III wanna I wanna I definitely wanna, you

36:50

know, improve my my quality of life,

36:52

not, you know, just again with

36:54

surroundings. But what's inside.

36:56

And so I think that I've accomplished everything I

36:58

wanna accomplish. I just need to fix me. I

37:00

love that, man. When you

37:02

say when you say what you just said, I

37:04

mean, the biggest thing that I'm hearing is just

37:06

self aware. Right? And and

37:08

if you

37:10

are aware, that's

37:12

half the battle. It's it's the

37:14

ignorance and lack of understanding about

37:16

the obvious that I think some people

37:18

have or or or that acts as a

37:20

as a reason for decline for most.

37:23

Right? But when you're talking about, like,

37:25

yo, III know what

37:28

I need to do, and that's what I wanna

37:30

do. I think that's big. And ultimately, man, it's it's it's another

37:32

win for you. Right? It's

37:35

another it's another triumph. if

37:38

you have said goal and

37:40

you now going, okay,

37:42

this, I'm conquering all these things,

37:44

but now I wanna conquer this thing.

37:46

I wanna I wanna do this. I'm gonna spend set time

37:49

at doing that. I think you you would you would

37:51

you would do so much for

37:54

the world of of health and wellness by just dedicating yourself to

37:57

a change. That doesn't mean becoming a

37:59

body builder. That doesn't mean

38:01

walking out with two hundred

38:04

pounds off of what you are now.

38:06

That just means having a

38:08

a change that that makes you

38:10

happy, like

38:10

seventy pounds. That's nothing to

38:12

That's nothing to shoulder shrug. That's a That's a that's

38:15

a big thing,

38:15

man. That's a big

38:17

thing,

38:18

Gabe. Good for you, dude.

38:20

Good for fucking you. This is why I like

38:22

doing this podcast. I like doing a podcast

38:24

because I walk away just with

38:26

more of an understanding about the people that

38:29

I somewhat under thing, but I don't

38:31

know enough about. And it just it

38:33

really just makes you respect

38:35

your peers more. you know, it's

38:37

it's it's refreshing, And I think anything that you really

38:40

put your mind to, there's no reason

38:42

why you can't

38:44

do it. there's no reason why you

38:46

can't do it. And you wanna talk about the business

38:48

side gate? Let me tell you about the

38:50

business that will come your way just to be a

38:52

part of any initiative that you

38:54

set out for yourself. If you set out

38:56

on the journey and the health and

38:58

wellness space, there's no world. You

39:00

can't get a brand to team

39:02

up with and and and to be a part

39:04

of your journey. you can act as an

39:06

example, you know, for other people that are

39:08

struggling with the same thing. You can make it a

39:10

business. It can be a part of your business.

39:12

Another partner, a tourist

39:14

sponsor. I mean, that's how you start to connect those

39:16

dots, you know, and that's something that I

39:18

do very well. You know, I align

39:20

those brand partnerships with the opportunities

39:22

that I have coming up. sense together? So

39:24

that's something that you should think about for

39:26

sure. For sure for sure. Thank

39:29

you. Fucking fluffy. Goddamn

39:32

it people. I love it, man. You know, just flip

39:34

just to fluff. It's it's and and what do

39:36

you wanna do? What do you wanna do when you lose?

39:39

more weight, and and the fluff isn't as fluffy as it used

39:41

to be. Spend the

39:44

money, man. I

39:50

leave all those money to my kid who doesn't

39:52

understand opportunity. Let's

39:54

set fire to Greece, Mexican grace line.

39:58

I love it.

40:00

I love it. Emeka, can I

40:02

take two seconds to to just

40:06

acknowledge that that show you did, man. I I start

40:08

true story. No, man. Thank

40:10

you, man. I am I'm rarely

40:13

embius of an idea, but

40:15

man, I'm like, wow. Thank you very much. What

40:17

a way to what a way to take

40:19

something that you're doing and and and put a a

40:21

complete flip to it where I I was hooked. I

40:23

think in the first episode and if

40:25

if but guys haven't seen

40:27

this. It's it's all I'm not trying to kiss your ass. Yep. We're at

40:29

the end of this thing. Yeah. You

40:32

know? I I

40:34

just wanna I just wanna say that. I was so

40:36

impressed five because it's an opportunity you a I think,

40:38

you know, when you did that movie

40:40

with a a Krastin? Yeah.

40:43

That's sad. Yeah. That was okay.

40:46

That was that was a a look

40:48

into a a different version of what you've been

40:50

doing with -- Mhmm. -- which has been

40:52

very successful. But man, to take the world that you're in now and

40:54

and highlight certain things and then show

40:56

how how crazy it can get --

40:58

Mhmm. -- man,

41:00

I was very very blown away by it. You say blown

41:02

away. very impressed. Thank you. I

41:04

like the fact that you also showed certain things

41:06

and they're like the thing

41:08

with fans. everyone thinks

41:10

that, oh, you know, as as

41:12

artists, fans are always right. Fans

41:14

are always, you know, on point

41:16

fans are always good. And there's certain

41:18

times where fans they're they're not

41:20

always, you know, they're not always the

41:22

best. They're not always the most pleasantest.

41:24

No. Not at all. And, you

41:26

know, we do our best to

41:28

try to fees everyone, try to make sure everyone has a great experience, has

41:30

fun, feels welcome. But

41:32

there are certain times where lines do

41:34

get crossed, and unfortunately,

41:36

you know, I feel like there's always a sense

41:38

of entitlement with with the with

41:40

certain people because they feel like

41:42

they know you, like like, I had a guy that would come to

41:45

my shows and he'd say he'd say,

41:47

I don't come here. are come

41:49

here to watch your show. I

41:51

come here to see you. And

41:54

he said it in such a way

41:56

where it scared me. And

41:58

I'm like, like And he'd

41:59

always wait in the

42:01

meet and greets, and he'd just wait at the

42:03

end. And he'd just, like, I just needed to see

42:05

you. And it's, like, I

42:07

don't know what to say. You know? Like, yeah.

42:10

What does that mean? So Yeah. What

42:12

does that mean? What does that

42:14

mean? Yeah. So it's kinda

42:16

like, oh, and you never wanna be mean to anyone. You

42:18

never wanna say, hey, man. Come on. How are you doing?

42:20

Well, that's the biggest thing. The biggest thing for

42:22

us is is is personality that

42:24

we are we're generally nice people. We're very nice people, and I think

42:26

sometimes there's a fear and not

42:28

being nice. There's there's a

42:30

fear in being

42:32

unpleasant and what's that purse what does that perceive

42:34

that? So there's a there's like an

42:37

there's an over there's like an

42:39

overextended attempt. And hey, how you

42:42

doing, man? Hey, good to meet you guys.

42:44

Hey, it's

42:44

like, you know, it's

42:46

like, always just trying to

42:48

be a great representation of

42:50

what people see and and and

42:52

who they believe that we are and

42:56

sometimes sometimes it becomes a lot when people expect

42:58

above and beyond what you're already

43:00

going above and beyond to do.

43:02

Do you feel like have

43:05

you ever been at the point where you felt like

43:07

this is enough? Like, okay, it's

43:10

getting ridiculous and maybe

43:12

I should step back for a second? Yes. You

43:14

know, I I always wanna make sure,

43:16

like, you know, there there's been certain people I've been

43:18

in the past

43:20

from, like, they could have been nicer. What's, you know, what's what the hell man? How

43:22

come, you know, you're this way over here, but you're not this

43:24

way here. But then you get into that position

43:26

and you realize

43:28

you can't have an amazing day every day,

43:30

and we do your best. And sometimes

43:32

sometimes you're having an off day. You know? And

43:34

I never wanna give anybody a bad

43:36

experience, but

43:38

I'm I'm very much a a person who's reactive. So if someone

43:40

comes at me with a good energy, man, I

43:42

return that energy and then stung. But

43:44

if somebody comes at me wrong,

43:48

you know, I I can be a dick. I can be an asshole. I

43:50

can be an unpleasant person. And I

43:52

don't like saying that, but I you

43:55

know, I will give back what I'm being given. And so

43:58

-- Mhmm. -- there has been a couple times where

43:59

people came out me a certain way, and I'm

44:01

like, no, dude. You

44:03

can't how are you just gonna say that? You know? And one

44:05

guy says, I

44:06

don't own you. And I'm like, the fuck you

44:08

do? You don't own me just because you Yeah.

44:10

A lot of ticket. I go, I'm happy to

44:12

take a picture of you like my science or something, but, you know, like, you know,

44:15

the fact that I wouldn't go with these people to

44:17

a bar or I wouldn't hang

44:20

out hey, come on my car. I want you to get in my car and check it out. I don't

44:22

feel comfortable getting in your car

44:24

or going somewhere with I don't know

44:26

you, but sometimes there's that it

44:29

as that Yes. It's sense of entitlement.

44:31

Is that like is that

44:33

sense of entitlement as to what

44:35

I feel you supposed to do. You guys

44:37

supposed to go and do these things. But, you know, the

44:40

older the older we get, the more

44:42

direct we

44:44

are, with honesty. You know? I mean, they got to a point where I used to do the

44:46

meet and greets. I used to do all that stuff, and then I I

44:48

kinda stopped because, you know, they got they

44:50

got they started getting odd.

44:53

Right? They started getting exactly what you're talking about. They

44:55

started getting a little eye. And, you know, you just had to

44:58

a little eye. You know, I'm small. So they get a little

45:00

physical with me. Can I

45:02

can I pick you up? No. Can

45:04

I Hey, man. Man, man. Let me put you

45:06

on my shoulders and say, no.

45:08

Big guy. No.

45:08

You I'm grown. I'm a fucking grown man. You're not

45:10

putting me on your goddamn shoulders. Absolutely

45:14

not. So after I took the picture

45:16

and showed him, I said it's my last

45:18

time. Right? I did it. That's my last that's

45:20

my last one. I'm not doing this

45:22

no more. Yeah. I looked around. I said,

45:25

no. Absolutely not. But do

45:27

you find yourself are you

45:29

still finding joy in comedy?

45:32

Are you still happy and

45:34

excited about hitting the stage? Or or

45:36

do you have the moments

45:38

of fuck man, another show? or

45:40

back at it again. Has it has it does

45:42

it get to that space of, like,

45:44

redundant or are you still pumped? You

45:46

know what I mean? Where where are you at mentally

45:48

with the crap? You know what? You know, this

45:50

is coming up on year twenty five for me. I

45:52

was having this conversation with the audience the other

45:54

day where I says, you know what? I says, I

45:57

feel like I had been doing this for so long. I don't want you guys to think

45:59

that when I say it's it's great to be here.

46:01

I'm I'm I'm, you know, I

46:03

love the fact that I'm I'm doing the show, and and I

46:06

appreciate you guys buying tickets and coming out of

46:08

the support. But I feel like I've been doing

46:10

it so long that a lot of the things

46:12

became routine. Well, yes, it it

46:14

was redundant where so you you find

46:16

yourself like, I said the exact

46:18

same thing, And I think

46:20

after a while, it wasn't that I lost the

46:22

love or the the the

46:24

passion for it. I just think that it's I had been

46:26

doing it for so long that nothing was

46:28

changing. And I think that's when

46:30

COVID happened, COVID was a

46:32

hell of a reset

46:34

because, you know, it took away what

46:36

I love. it took away what I love, and I wasn't sure if I was it

46:38

back. You know, you know, I'm I'm

46:40

watching, you know, people pull off, Internet

46:44

shows, where they're performing for screens. I'm like, is that is that where this is gonna

46:46

go? Or they're parking lots

46:48

doing driving and movie theaters?

46:50

And and

46:52

you know, the performance for cars and windshields and headlights. And

46:54

I'm like, is this where it's gonna go? You know,

46:56

and so the fact that I can be back

46:58

in the venues that I was

47:01

you know, two years ago, and it's at

47:03

the same level. I tell the crowd

47:05

I apologize for for taking certain

47:07

things for granted. and it feels amazing to be back here because I didn't think

47:09

I'd I'd have this opportunity again. Sometimes you

47:12

need a little refresher, sometimes you need to get

47:14

shaken up in order to remember, man,

47:16

you know what? this is

47:18

special. This what you have here is is is

47:20

not something that just anyone can

47:22

have and and don't take it for granted, don't

47:24

take it lightly. I love being

47:26

on stage. I I can be on stage

47:28

forever. It's my comfortable place. It's my safe

47:30

space. And

47:32

Again, having it taken away from me made me love it

47:34

that much more. And now I'm just like,

47:36

man, this is all I wanna do.

47:40

and I don't know I don't I don't know when it's gonna go away if it

47:42

ever goes away, but I I just wanna enjoy as

47:44

much as possible. That's so dope. And that's

47:46

why that's why I say that.

47:48

the health man. I go, I gotta make sure that I can, you know, still still get on the

47:50

planes. I can handle the blood pressure and the altitude

47:52

and make sure you can get up

47:55

for the crowds and and have the energy team and do, you

47:57

know, be able to perform? You're spot

47:59

on, man. You you just spot

48:01

on with with not only the things

48:03

you say, but just your mind set once again towards the craft. And, you

48:06

know, that if nothing else, I said it before

48:08

in this podcast,

48:10

this pandemic, It took the one thing that

48:12

we took for granted away, and it was

48:14

the the fans, the opportunity to

48:16

perform live and and provide

48:18

laughter. Right? and what we

48:20

think that we're doing

48:22

and and and and

48:24

our reason behind it is, hey, man, we're

48:26

just giving a fans some good shows. We didn't

48:28

realize how much it meant to us too.

48:31

Like that, there was a big

48:33

void myself included of like

48:35

fuck. I missed the laugh. I

48:37

missed the stage. I missed the microphone. Like, you all

48:39

that stuff you just took for granted. So III

48:42

definitely I'm I'm on

48:44

your side. with your

48:46

statement. I feel the same way, and I felt the same

48:48

way. And, you know, when you just talk

48:50

about your health, it's it's it's

48:52

just about being around to enjoy what you

48:54

worked hard to Right? Don't

48:56

don't lessen the opportunities or

48:58

or or the chances for more because you

49:00

don't seem like you're done. You're talking about

49:02

fucking performance at the goddamn Dodge's stadium.

49:04

You talking about the biggest

49:07

best you ever. You're talking

49:09

about achieving new success. You're still on

49:11

the road. You're you're talking about goddamn the

49:13

Mexican grace land. I mean, you don't

49:15

seem like you're done. You seem like you you really do have

49:17

your eyes on the prize.

49:20

And, you know, Gabe, I think the world is a better

49:22

place with you

49:24

in it. You just said you're a fucking great spirit dude, you're a great

49:26

personality. And we don't talk. You see

49:28

each other all the time. But when I do see you, I

49:30

get nothing but motherfucking there is

49:32

doing it

49:34

right. It's doing it right. doing it

49:36

right. You're focused. You stay in your

49:38

lane. You stay out the way. Ain't

49:40

nobody bothering you. You ain't bothering

49:44

nobody. you do your job at a very

49:46

high level, man. And your your

49:48

fan base is proof of what

49:50

happens when you just put your head down and

49:52

work hard.

49:54

You grind. And, you know, the the whole

49:56

idea behind who you are and

49:58

the brand that's attached to you, it's

50:00

it's not only a deserved

50:02

man, it's is necessary

50:04

because you fucking put in the work, dude,

50:06

you put in the work. So

50:08

III love that you just are

50:10

aware. I

50:12

love that you are self aware as

50:14

well as professionally aware. You just you

50:16

just seem to have your head on

50:18

so, so right, man. And, you know, I

50:20

can't wait. I can't wait

50:22

till Mother's Day. I can't

50:24

wait to see and

50:26

hear not only that you achieve,

50:28

say, go that the response was

50:30

nothing short of amazing because I know it will

50:32

be. Do your fucking rock star. I

50:34

gotta say thank you.

50:36

Thank you. for coming on comedy gold mines, man. Where we do

50:38

what? People get inside the mines of

50:40

amazing communities. Oh my god. Today, what an

50:42

amazing mine

50:44

we had the opportunity to get into. We got into the mind of Gabriel and Gracias. That's

50:47

right. Fluffy, the brand. Not

50:49

just the comic, the fucking business

50:51

in the brand. eighty

50:53

thousand, but he's fucking

50:56

things, man. I can't believe

50:58

it. He's where's

50:59

it at? Where where

51:02

did I? You

51:02

gotta you gotta sign one and give it to me. You

51:04

listen. I I swear to you, man,

51:06

my my guys are on if

51:08

you could just sign one personally to me,

51:12

I I'll keep it. It's something that I wanna keep as a

51:14

keepsake, dude. I I'm I'm a

51:16

fan. I'm a friend. I'm a fan.

51:19

and I'm an admirer of what you've done. Thank

51:21

you so much for coming on, man. I appreciate that

51:23

man. Thank you so much. So dope.

51:24

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51:26

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51:27

been fucking taught. Goddamn.

51:29

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