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already did it. You
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already did it. Oh
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wow. Wow. Welcome
2:01
to Good Christian Fun. I'm Kevin. I'm
2:03
Jeremy. And I'm Alyssa. And we're here to
2:05
have Good Christian Fun. That was a drop
2:07
from a video we played on
2:10
last week's second service episode of Good
2:12
Question Fun. That was a video of
2:14
Alyssa. What year was it? What year did you
2:16
take that? Yeah,
2:19
20, yeah. Okay, so that was 11 years
2:21
ago. You were 23, 24 years old. I
2:25
was 22, I was 22. You were 22 years old?
2:28
You were 22 years old, but it was in 2013. My
2:31
birthday's in June. Yeah?
2:34
The video was in January. Does
2:37
that make, does that check out? Yeah, it does
2:39
check out. What?
2:42
Randy. Alyssa. Alyssa
2:45
told me. Just
2:47
kidding, no I didn't, but I wish you did because then it
2:49
would be really cool. This is a video of Young, 23,
2:52
you're the list dad just for the context for
2:54
the listeners that didn't hear last week's episode. No,
2:57
let me just record and document everything I
2:59
did on the day that I
3:01
decided I was moving to Hollywood. You
3:04
do, like does she sound like someone's mom?
3:06
I don't know if you sound younger, you just
3:08
sound different. Really? Yeah, like I don't know
3:10
if it's like, it's like.
3:13
It's very prepper. She's just
3:15
not in herself yet. It's the same. You're
3:18
not fully dropped into your. You
3:20
gotta drop in. Yeah. You gotta
3:22
do a drop in. It's, and
3:24
you know, and this is the thing, like
3:26
I said, I wasn't fully, that wasn't fully how
3:28
I was. I was putting on a little bit
3:31
of a, I'm recording a video. Like it was,
3:33
and that was. Wait, even that's too,
3:35
that's different. I'm recording a video.
3:38
Like it was like, there was something just, there was
3:40
something inherently Christian about it. You're talking about Tommy
3:42
Pickles. Yeah, she is. It's very inherently Christian in
3:44
the way that I was like. So
3:47
I'm going to Hollywood. Like,
3:50
oh my gosh, like somebody stop me. Do you
3:52
know? Now say Angelica. Angelica.
3:55
Well, that's Chucky. Angelica.
4:00
Eliza! You
4:03
do that impression with your whole body. She's
4:06
writhing around on the couch.
4:11
It's weird. I woke
4:13
up around 11 o'clock.
4:15
He's obsessed. Ate some cereal. I
4:19
can't stop watching. Wait for the
4:21
next drop. Watched the
4:23
office, of course. It was two
4:25
hours. Went for a 15
4:27
minute serious sprint outside.
4:29
That's more episodes than the office.
4:31
The office had just recently
4:33
ended when you recorded this
4:36
little video blog from the
4:38
past. Man, that's
4:40
good. Holy shit. Watched the office
4:43
for two hours, of course. That's
4:45
a Christian coded show now, isn't it? Yeah.
4:49
Co-worker culture. It's an amazing show. Yeah, it is an amazing
4:51
show. I stand by. Yeah. The
4:56
first maybe seasons two through four. Yeah. One,
4:58
two, three, four, the best. I don't know
5:00
about one. Yeah. And I don't know about four.
5:03
Okay. All right. Well,
5:05
we're sure about two and three, aren't we
5:07
folks? Well, look, for
5:09
me, Andy Bernard changed
5:13
the game for me. I love Andy
5:15
Bernard. Like on an attraction level? Everything
5:17
about him. Which is funny because
5:19
Ed Helms, Anthony Trolli energy. Oh,
5:22
you think so? Yeah. I think Ed Helms.
5:25
Yeah. For someone like me and, you
5:27
know, that girl to see him on there. And I
5:29
mean, he was just the funniest
5:31
person to me and the way that he was
5:33
like, because he was doing his like, you
5:36
know, and it was just like, it was thinking of
5:38
Jack Black. No.
5:40
Remember, he was like,
5:42
well, the best episode is when he was like, where's
5:45
my freaking phone? This is what
5:47
the podcast is now that Caroline's
5:49
gone is Alyssa quoting the office.
5:52
Specifically Andy Bernard. I
5:54
don't care. I stand by it. Like he
5:57
was giving Jim Carrey. Good
6:00
Christian Fun is the podcast where we talk
6:02
about Christian pop culture, the music, the movies,
6:04
the entertainment made for and made by Christians,
6:06
but we're not here to make fun of
6:08
you or to make you go to church.
6:10
We're going to take you away from church. What's that? We're
6:12
not making fun of you, although
6:16
Jim Carrey, 100% for
6:18
sure, if he was 19 years old, would be
6:20
on TikTok. Wow, I love
6:22
that. That is a fact. And he would
6:25
crush. He'd be very funny. Probably. Would he
6:27
be funny on TikTok? If
6:30
he decided to give it his all. Just be
6:32
different, I guess. The people that aren't funny are
6:34
not giving it their all. That's true. We can't
6:36
go back here. We cannot go back here. It's
6:40
true. But can comedy be taught, Jeremy?
6:42
Or is it something you're born with?
6:44
What's happening? Trauma. It's like, you know,
6:47
this gets into predestination stuff, Calvinism. I
6:49
love that. Vessels of wrath, vessels of
6:51
mercy. Right, sure. You know? Are
6:54
people born funny? Can you
6:56
teach it? Can you learn it? And then
6:59
there's no backsliding. Once funny, always funny. Backsliding
7:02
in comedy is being not
7:04
funny. Yeah. Once you're funny, if you're
7:06
funny for life. You
7:08
can lose it. What's the age of funny
7:11
accountability? Eight. If
7:14
you aren't funny by age eight. If
7:19
you aren't funny by age eight, you will never be
7:21
funny. What are you going to do
7:23
with your kid? It's not
7:25
funny. Kill them. Seven
7:28
and a half. It's like, oh, he's
7:30
like, doing
7:33
a lot of work with my kid.
7:35
It's really not working out. Got to
7:37
mainline some more family matters to teach
7:39
them real confidence. Not a lot
7:41
of time left. If
7:44
they reach eight, I have to kill them.
7:48
If they're not funny. Being
7:50
funny is the only thing that matters. I was
7:53
listening to a Jon Stewart interview where he was
7:55
talking. I love this interview, by the way. I
7:57
was on this podcast called The Town. He's very
7:59
candid. about how he left Apple, came back
8:01
to Comedy Central to do the Daily Show. He's
8:03
got a great run on the Daily Show right
8:05
now, once a week. Yeah, I like it. I've
8:07
been watching. Feels comfy, feels really good. I've been
8:10
watching. But he was talking about AI and just
8:12
different things that are coming. It made me real
8:14
freaked out about AI in a way that I
8:16
wasn't before. And he
8:18
said, when it comes to a lot
8:20
of this stuff and oversight and mitigation
8:22
and laws and how quickly things are
8:25
changing, he's like, every company is Urkel
8:27
right now. Yeah. Because they're saying, did
8:30
I do that? Yeah. Wow. Isn't that
8:32
amazing? I love him and Big Daddy.
8:34
Okay. Well, she heard one part of
8:37
what I just said. And Big Daddy?
8:40
She heard John Stewart. And she went
8:42
to Big Daddy. She's been there now.
8:44
She didn't hear what you said. She's
8:46
visiting Big Daddy. She's peeing
8:48
on that church door. For 45 seconds.
8:50
You know, I can't remember what else
8:52
they do in that movie. I believe
8:55
there's a Bruce Springsteen song featured in
8:57
Big Daddy. And they put the stick
9:00
and have the rollerbladers fall. They unfortunately
9:02
say Gayslur is a whole bunch in
9:04
that movie. It's too bad. All I
9:07
remember is Kangaroo Song. So how's the
9:09
podcast now that Caroline's not there? Well,
9:11
they quote the office and
9:13
Big Daddy. Do you
9:15
talk about Christian stuff? Bro time. Sometimes.
9:18
A little. In a
9:20
roundabout way. This
9:22
is bro time or is this a quote from
9:24
the movie? That's me saying that. But thank you
9:27
for thinking that that could be a quote. But
9:29
thank you for thinking that's something I say could be a
9:32
quote in Big Daddy. Which
9:34
is the highest compliment you could possibly
9:36
pay me. Have you ever, this is
9:39
going to sound like a but I'm
9:41
genuinely asking. All right. And a
9:43
not sort of like, Hey guys,
9:45
a pithy observation way. Have
9:48
you said something or made some sort of joke
9:50
in a group of friends or to a friend
9:52
and you do it in such a heightened way
9:54
that they go, where's that from? Oh, totally. Yeah.
9:57
And you have to be like, it's from me.
9:59
Jeremy has done that. Yeah, but yeah,
10:01
I think that happens to me a lot.
10:03
Yeah, people were like, where's that from? And
10:05
I say my brain. Wow.
10:09
They actually do it. There's like a really
10:11
throwaway line in Scott Pilgrim where
10:13
this happens. Mae Whitman
10:15
says to, you know, what's his name? Scott
10:17
Pilgrim? Yes, Scott. Thanks. Well, I was thinking
10:20
trying to think of his real name. Michael
10:22
Cera. I did it. And
10:24
he says, where's that from? And she says, my brain.
10:27
Oh, how funny. Oh, wow. Fucking
10:29
love that movie. That's a top 10 movie. Nobody really
10:31
says that about me. I
10:33
just did. I
10:36
literally 90 seconds ago
10:38
just did. Well, no, because the only thing I
10:41
ever do, and I
10:43
only ever quote like Anchorman and Pineapple
10:45
Express and
10:47
the Hangover. Yeah. I've
10:51
never heard you quote Pineapple Express ever.
10:53
Yeah, the comedy taste of my father.
10:56
I'm like doing a bit, Kevin. But
10:59
wait, you know, there's like this infamous. I
11:02
think I posted this on Instagram many
11:05
years ago. There's that infamous Facebook message
11:07
I sent to my Christian
11:09
fiance when I was in college. Sure. And I
11:11
was like, hey, man, I'm not sure
11:14
if you would feel comfortable watching this movie. And
11:16
I know it's kind of a crazy title for
11:18
a movie, but you
11:20
got to watch the Hangover. It's like
11:22
the most genuine message.
11:25
And I was like, I just was literally
11:27
laughing out loud, man. It's so good. Because
11:29
Andy Bernard's in it. I know. Oh, that's
11:31
why. It's a funny little DM
11:33
that I sent him. So. We're
11:38
talking about a movie today called The
11:40
Hill, the 2023 movie
11:43
The Hill. That's right.
11:46
Starring Dennis Quaid. The
11:48
Quaid. The Quaidster. Have
11:50
you ever seen Undercover Blues? No.
11:53
I've never seen. Have
11:55
you ever seen Postcards from the Edge? No.
11:58
Of course you haven't, because Meryl's there. We
12:00
were saying she's all that No,
12:03
but okay Dennis
12:05
Quaid and postcoach from the edge. He sure
12:08
is my watch list. Yeah, great movie Carrie
12:10
Fisher Undercover blues is pretty good Kathleen Turner
12:12
and Dennis Quaid. Mm-hmm. Really good movie
12:14
frequency is my favorite quite Oh very
12:16
Christian coded. It is Christ himself. That's
12:18
a good caveasal. I mean look Dennis
12:20
Quaid is you know, obviously the
12:23
parent trap Hot dad. He's
12:25
obviously the parent child It's
12:28
the hottest he's ever looked I was like act
12:30
two of his career But
12:32
the hottest he's ever looked maybe okay.
12:34
Yeah Just
12:39
say he's hot she's gonna keep saying it until
12:42
I think we say yes Well,
12:46
you say it's the hottest he's ever looked
12:48
have you seen the trailer for an upcoming
12:50
movie Oh No Coming
12:53
out in 2024 There's
12:57
nothing a retired governor can do but
12:59
a president now you can do a thing
13:02
or two God
13:07
I hate I hate trailers
13:09
now. I will be frank with you that as
13:11
a citizen I would not like to see any
13:13
political party Dennis Quaid
13:15
is Ronald Reagan Going
13:18
to watch that I mean you
13:20
couldn't I couldn't get there faster. It kind of looks
13:22
awesome Stars
13:24
him John Voight Is
13:26
it a Christian movie? I mean by
13:29
nature he is he is maybe the most famous
13:33
Republican Actor currently
13:35
Quaid the biggest maybe I'm trying to
13:37
think about I mean well Chris Pratt
13:40
actually Chris Pratt's more famous than he is Yeah,
13:42
but maybe of his Chris
13:45
Pratt is more famous. I'm sorry It's
13:47
more like currently the voice of Garfield
13:49
has more of a cultural impact than
13:51
the dad from the parent trap or
13:54
the ant from Jumanji Yeah,
14:00
but you watch. Dennis
14:03
Quaid, who is 70 years old currently,
14:05
7-0. Wow.
14:08
Look, he was acting his ass off in this
14:11
movie. Yeah. The hell. Did
14:13
you watch the movie? Oh, yeah. Oh,
14:15
yeah. And I got notes. Oh,
14:21
my God. My favorite character. Well, hang on. Hang on.
14:24
We're really good to go. Yeah. Blah, blah, blah, blah,
14:26
blah, blah, blah. I'm wondering, have you never been...
14:29
Sincere, I don't think you've ever been on an episode of this probably
14:31
when we talked about a movie. Not
14:33
watched a movie, for heaven is for
14:36
real. No, I've talked about movies. Like what? Not
14:39
just you mentioned the angle. Yeah,
14:41
not you've talked about movies. Not
14:43
you've talked about a movie. Episode-centric.
14:45
I've talked about a movie with you in my
14:48
life. Yes. Wait,
14:51
didn't you guys watch something with Alyssa? Yeah. We did
14:53
heaven is for reals, but I'm saying where we
14:55
watched the movie before. Yeah, yeah. Because...
14:57
Yeah, I did. You had me watch
14:59
Pure. Pure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The
15:01
horror movie. Yeah. Yeah. From
15:04
Blahmhouse. That was all right. During the pandemic. That's right. So
15:06
I kind of got memory hole. That was triggering. Yeah. That
15:08
was like a scary... I haven't seen that. Of course it
15:10
was. Ah, now we're at the time. OK. I wouldn't
15:12
watch it. I don't think so. There's very few
15:15
movies we watched that are worth the
15:17
time. But is this one of
15:19
them? You're going to find out after the break. I'm so
15:21
excited. But yes, it's our first...
15:24
During Jeremy and Alyssa's reign, during the Polycule's
15:26
reign on the pockets, the whole
15:28
spectrum of content. We talked about
15:30
music. We've talked about children's entertainment
15:32
with the donut man. That's right. Which
15:36
led to me getting
15:38
into a strangely heated conversation with
15:40
a friend of mine. Really?
15:43
What happened? Whoa. I should say
15:45
heated because of my
15:47
buffoonery. Not because of this person.
15:49
This person is the most patient person in the world. What
15:52
happened? Can I say it led to me getting
15:54
a donut? Is that true? I love that. On the way home?
15:56
I got a donut on the way home. And Jeremy loves
15:59
donuts. From what? Look, we talked so much
16:01
about donuts that it had to be done. Where did
16:03
you go to get it? I
16:05
went to this place over here. I can't remember
16:07
what it's called. Just like in the plaza? Yeah,
16:10
just... Classic? Yeah, I can't remember the name of
16:12
it. Oh, I know the name of it. You
16:14
need to shout it out. No, I'm not gonna
16:16
dock. We're recording. Oh. Oh,
16:19
yeah. It's on the cross street. You need to shout
16:21
it out. Am I being too specific? Maybe I'm really
16:23
bleep out that street now. Yeah, yeah, go ahead. That's
16:25
probably fine. Just in case. Just in case. No,
16:29
you know what it was. I
16:31
saw that new
16:33
Inside Out movie. Yeah. You
16:35
all haven't seen it. Not yet. I haven't seen it. I will
16:38
see it. You will? Oh, yeah. I love Inside Out. It's a
16:40
new movie. I'll see it. You
16:42
never know where she's coming from. I know. Well,
16:45
Bing Bong's not in it. He's
16:47
not in it. The way you said Bing Bong.
16:50
So funny. Did I say it weird? Yeah, but
16:52
I forgot. It was just like... It was the
16:54
turn of like, Well, Bing Bong really... It just
16:56
kind of... He's not in it. The
16:58
pacing, I think. Do it again. Bing
17:01
Bong's not in it. It is funny. I
17:03
don't know what I'm doing right now. Just let it
17:06
go quiet for a second. Way to go. So, yeah.
17:09
So Bing Bong's not in it. No way. Well,
17:13
Bing Bong, he's just like, You have a sing-songy
17:15
way of the way you did it. Here's the other
17:17
thing about it. The way you were like, Sing it
17:19
so seriously. And that's what's funny. And I'm not gonna
17:21
lie. I forgot there was a character named Bing Bong.
17:25
Who's your friend that likes to play? That
17:28
is so funny. Tim. I
17:31
was talking about Bing Bong with a friend of mine. And
17:35
they said, I don't like Bing Bong.
17:37
I think he's weird and creepy. I
17:40
was like, He's weird and creepy. She's
17:43
like, Yeah, I think you change the music in that
17:45
movie. It's a horror movie. I
17:47
said, You think Bing Bong is
17:49
creepy? She's like, Yeah, he's like Shrek or
17:51
something. I was like, Bing Bong
17:54
and Shrek. So we got into... It
17:56
got heated. A 50-minute conversation. This is
17:58
a fun argument. Shrek is
18:01
rude on purpose and
18:03
is basically nasty. Bing
18:05
Bong at worst is
18:08
annoying. At worst annoyer,
18:10
he's making too many jokes like your
18:12
uncle who gets out of his keys.
18:15
He's like, okay. Cut it out. Yeah. Like
18:17
too sticky and he brings up the flower
18:19
or something. Yeah, the defending Bing Bong. Well,
18:23
it really upset me. Why?
18:25
Let him bake. I'm
18:29
curious why you got so triggered. I
18:31
didn't say I was triggered. I think you're triggered.
18:34
That's another thing about therapy speaking movies, but we'll
18:36
get to that. But
18:40
the idea though is it's like it's
18:42
creepy because his voice is creepy. Do
18:45
the impression. You think Richard Kind's
18:47
voice is... I can't do it, but Richard
18:50
Kind though. That voice is creepy? I could
18:52
see that. And it reminded me of some
18:54
of the ways we were talking about Dona
18:56
Man. What's he doing with those
18:58
kids? And I realized
19:01
I was like, I feel... I
19:05
think this is a sensitive spot for me. I
19:07
don't like it when people either
19:10
make that joke or have
19:12
that suspicion about male figures. I've
19:15
realized and this is not rational. It's
19:18
like totally personal baggage. But the
19:20
idea I was talking on
19:24
a date with someone who saw... Who
19:26
saw this movie, The Taste of Things, which
19:29
was one of the best movies I saw
19:31
this past year. So good. And she described
19:33
the relationship between the protagonist of the movie,
19:35
this older Frenchman and this young girl in
19:37
similar terms when it's not textual at all.
19:40
Like their relationship ends up becoming more
19:42
of like a mentorship thing. But she was like, I
19:44
don't know. I thought it was kind of creepy. I
19:46
was like, what do you mean? And
19:48
just like that overlay or like, I heard
19:50
Mr. Rogers is actually fucking whatever. Right. Like
19:53
all that stuff. I was like, this pisses
19:56
me off and it's hitting on something deeper.
19:58
And I think... What that
20:00
thing is, is that I'm a
20:02
childless man in my 30s. And
20:05
I know who I am,
20:07
and I know my heart and my integrity, but
20:12
I feel guarded sometimes around-
20:14
Oh, about appearing as such yourself.
20:17
Like here, I'm aging, and
20:20
I could find myself being in this
20:22
accusatory position, or not accusatory position, being
20:24
accused. Yes, and I know I look
20:26
like a real tough guy. And
20:30
welcome to the Joe Rogan experience. No,
20:33
no, no, no, this isn't a me too thing. No,
20:35
it's not that at all. I'm saying there's
20:38
aesthetics of like, it
20:40
is differently coded in a
20:42
patriarchal society. Men
20:44
being alone, or childless,
20:47
and women being of equivalent ages.
20:50
People make different assumptions about that. Yeah,
20:52
I would agree with that. And a
20:54
lot of the neurosis I'm describing is
20:57
self-imposed. But I
20:59
just realized it so clearly because of
21:01
this comment about being gone. About being
21:03
bong, yeah, wow. Does
21:05
what I'm saying make sense? I think it does, yeah,
21:07
I think it absolutely does. I'm not saying like, I'm
21:09
right for being sensitive about this. In
21:11
like a really basic way too. It's like all
21:14
my friends are having kids now, I'm holding my
21:16
friends' kids. The temperature in
21:18
the room feels different when the ladies
21:21
are holding the babies. But when you pass it
21:23
to me, everyone's like, oh, that's
21:25
cute. It's somehow even like more
21:27
special that I'm participating. Yeah,
21:30
and you're like, wow, look, he's really trying to
21:32
be a human. Yeah, yeah, there's something to that.
21:34
But it's not anything,
21:37
it's just something. It's
21:39
definitely an interesting, like men
21:42
and women can both be creepy.
21:46
And you have kids, number one, I wouldn't post
21:48
them on the internet. And
21:51
number two. You'd kill them when they're eight if they weren't
21:53
funny. Well, that, and then also I
21:55
would have a watchfly toward
21:57
anybody showing them special.
22:00
interest that wasn't like a family member
22:02
or like a close friend of
22:04
mine. Yeah, I want to be clear. I'm not going
22:06
to the park and show you a special intro. Yeah.
22:11
You know, I'm glad you said that. I'm glad you said that. I
22:14
guess I'm just sort of like, wait,
22:16
what is that like? And I can't stroll down
22:18
to the park and park my little tissue there
22:21
on the bed and park my little tissue there
22:23
on the bench and try to talk to these
22:25
stranger children and start bing bonging kids all
22:28
willy nilly. I
22:30
guess as someone who. Hmm,
22:33
I don't know. It's interesting. I don't know if you guys
22:36
ever had any weird unsavory experiences
22:38
with adults as a child.
22:42
Did you? Never
22:44
mind. I think just go ahead
22:46
and talk from your perspective. Well, I
22:49
have some encounters with older
22:51
men that they were
22:53
very creepy, very. Well,
22:55
I mean, totally appropriate, violating.
22:58
And these happened to me when
23:00
I was a young girl and it's like. Nothing
23:04
ever, no one ever did anything to me. There
23:06
was a girl, a lady, but I know that
23:09
that happened, you know, but it's just like the
23:11
majority. Statistically
23:13
speaking, it's going to be. Well,
23:16
yeah. And then, Kevin, I don't think
23:18
you're saying like that suspicion is like
23:20
completely undeserved or something. Oh, yeah. I
23:22
mean, like, yeah. In the in the
23:25
arguing against. Don't be cautious.
23:27
Totally, totally. Yes, of
23:29
course, of course. Yeah,
23:31
you're presenting it to me of like, well, Kevin,
23:33
to be fair, it's like
23:35
I know I'm aware I'm on your side.
23:40
It's just like I you know what?
23:42
OK, I remember what I want
23:44
a ton of male elementary school teachers.
23:47
I remember that. And there was one Mr. Bosworth
23:51
name, Dr. But he
23:53
was great. But I just remember he was the only
23:55
one who was all ladies. Kate's father. Who?
24:00
Mr. Bosworth, oh But
24:04
you know what I mean, yeah, that's interesting. Yeah something
24:06
to think about something for me Little
24:09
homework for Kev. Huh? Go ahead
24:12
and just think on that Kevin There's
24:17
no answer to this and my little
24:19
like be in my bonnet about this
24:21
like genre of joke is obviously Very
24:24
small potatoes compared to everything of
24:26
course I just want it to
24:28
be very clear. I'm not Well
24:47
Kevin you have to admit I'm
24:49
like, yeah I Thought
24:52
you're talking about big boss. I guess
24:54
I'm just sort of like I
24:56
am curious Like why that is a trigger for you
24:58
then if you know that like well, yeah That's the
25:01
thing because you know what I mean. I think
25:03
you mean specifically in Sense
25:05
like in a joke giving sense, right? Like
25:07
oh, well, you know, I thought I was
25:10
a little creepy I think that reinforces all
25:12
this stuff. Mm-hmm. Oh like mr. Rogers I
25:17
Don't know Like
25:22
the last two Yeah,
25:27
it's just like well I'm gonna say it during the next
25:29
little pause break again It's
25:34
like the sound of listening to her it's like It's
25:39
like an alien coming down it's like humans listen like
25:41
this they just say some of the same words Again,
25:45
right Is that your
25:47
favorite out of selling movie? No, what
25:49
is happy Gilbert? Okay You
25:52
know minus What punch your
25:54
clothes? Yeah, but it's not he didn't like direct
25:56
that. You know, you know You
26:00
know, a little Nicky. That's
26:02
a funny one. That's insane. That insane choice. It's
26:05
not real. I was making a joke. I know
26:07
you were. I was being fun. What's your favorite?
26:10
I don't know. I
26:12
really like. What
26:15
did you do? P.D.O. Punch your eyes. I also
26:17
love the wedding singer. I could jam. I got
26:19
you. I got you. Keep going. So, OK, I
26:21
have a headache. I legitimately have
26:24
a headache. I don't know how we
26:26
got here. No. We're talking
26:28
big bong. We're talking about. I
26:31
just. Movies. We're talking about movies. I noticed
26:33
that and I know that there's no solution.
26:35
I just noticed that particular. So how did
26:37
the conversation end with your friend? Poor like.
26:39
No, I'm just kidding. Well, I mean, it
26:42
it it with me saying like, being
26:45
not nasty like Shrek is and
26:47
her like stifling laughter through tears.
26:49
Like it was because I'm like,
26:51
no. They're
26:54
different. They are different. Well, yes,
26:56
they are different. You know, Shrek's like farting
26:58
around on purpose. Yeah, Bong wouldn't do that.
27:01
And he's like, here's the gross humor. Yeah.
27:03
No, here's what I appreciate about Shrek as
27:05
opposed to Bing Bong. With
27:07
Shrek, what you see is what you get, baby. And
27:10
with Bing Bong, I don't know. He might
27:12
be a secret freak. He's
27:14
an imaginary friend. It's her. I don't know.
27:16
Are you trying to hurt this man? Are
27:19
you trying to get him riled up? I'm
27:21
just saying this plays into the thing. Whenever
27:23
someone is such a like nice character, when
27:25
like when you have your Paddington's, your Mr.
27:27
Rogers, your like these people that are
27:29
these nice. And now she's just going to do the
27:31
thing you're talking about. You know what this is? You
27:34
know what I genuinely think this is? I think
27:36
this betrays a very cynical view of the world.
27:39
Yeah, I think that's what it's scratching out for
27:41
you. But which is literally like big, but
27:43
because we have had we have time
27:45
and time again, experiences of these people
27:48
that are presenting as nice guys, be
27:50
bad guys. So sorry, that's the
27:52
world we live in. When Eve took a
27:54
bite from the apple. Oh, Mike. It's
27:56
fun. We
27:59
can't trust. We can't judge Mr. Rogers
28:01
because Eve took a bite from the apple. Hey
28:03
guys, what's up? This is good Christian, blah blah blah. I'm
28:05
your host, Lizzie Zoubo. She doesn't even know how it starts.
28:08
There's been so many of these. Oh
28:11
my God. But
28:14
that makes sense. Like the cynicism. I see
28:16
what you're saying. Of course, Alyssa,
28:18
you know, I see what everybody's saying. I
28:21
totally get it. Yeah. But you know what? And
28:23
this is something I'm trying to work on just in general
28:26
to not have a negative view of men in general. Because
28:28
that comes from a wounded feminine energy. Yeah,
28:31
I imagine so. Which is
28:33
not basically wrong. You
28:35
feel all right about me and Kevin? Just
28:39
answer quicker. Why is it taking her so
28:41
long? Just answer a lot quicker I would
28:43
say. Of course. Okay.
28:47
She's laughing like she's kidding. She
28:50
said, of course. What do you mean? Do I feel
28:52
all right about you guys going to a park? No.
28:56
Just about us being men
28:59
in the world. Y'all can go anywhere
29:01
as far as I feel. Do I feel all right about
29:03
you guys holding a young child? Yeah, I guess. How do
29:05
we heal? How do we break these cycles? How
29:08
do we not just give over to like, well,
29:10
it's irrevocably fun. Because you know what? You have
29:12
to be on the defensive. That's what my mom
29:14
taught me. When you're driving, you drive
29:17
as if everybody is drunk around you. You
29:19
have to drive that way. And I'm sorry,
29:21
but the world we live in is so
29:23
fricked. And you have to sort of be, you
29:26
have to kind of have your, you
29:29
have to, you have to be defensive. I'm sorry. There's
29:31
too many creeps about Mr. Rogers
29:33
being wrong in the donut man.
29:35
That's what I'm saying. I'm
29:38
saying real life wisdom and caution when
29:40
it comes to vulnerable situations. Okay. I
29:43
would like, I
29:45
was just using that as my connection.
29:47
I understand what you're saying. I understand
29:49
your friend being like, it's kind of
29:52
creepy. The sense of humor reinforces all
29:54
of these cycles and stereotypes. And stereotypes
29:56
makes it sound like it's not true.
29:58
Right. It
30:00
kind of reinforces the cynicism, I think.
30:02
And I take a more kind
30:04
of existential approach to it, where I'm like, what else are
30:06
you going to do? Because
30:09
this is the world we live in. Yeah,
30:11
I guess. Yeah, in the world,
30:13
but in cartoon land, where
30:16
the whole thing is supposed to be,
30:18
this is a breed
30:20
of escapism. It is a kid's movie.
30:22
This is fantasy. And this should be
30:24
like, when we apply this
30:27
harrowing real life stuff to things that
30:29
should be life giving. Yeah, well,
30:31
and your friend isn't a kid. And I know
30:33
that they tested Bing Bong with kids. So
30:35
I think kids probably really love Bing Bong. Because
30:39
that's how they do movies. They'll test this stuff
30:41
to be like, do kids like this? The
30:44
Hollywood Minute now. It's the
30:46
same. The behind the
30:48
scenes. Well, let me just peel back to Curtin
30:51
here and tell you how it really goes down. I
30:53
would could have been. I have your friend. They tested
30:55
Bing Bong with kids. And they did test Bing Bong.
30:57
I bet you. I was in that room. You're Kevin's
30:59
microphone king. I creeped my way into that room. And
31:01
I said, I'm a kid. And I like this. I
31:04
mean, yes, of course they focus. They
31:06
do testing. We've done one
31:09
episode where the three of us haven't stepped in
31:11
it yet. No. What
31:13
does that mean? Not quite. You've never heard stepped in
31:15
it. It's a polite way of saying
31:17
stepped in. Yes. Yeah. I love that.
31:19
It's fun. And that makes it interesting. I
31:22
think that we're creating kind of
31:24
an environment of tension. I
31:29
think that's not all the way wrong. Yeah.
31:32
Yeah. Well, yeah. Here's the
31:34
thing that we connect to. Bing Bong being
31:36
like a middle aged man's version of what
31:38
a young girl's imaginary friend would be. Because
31:40
he's like a borscht belt comedian. Right. In
31:42
the movie. Right. He's like, hi there. You
31:44
know, it's like that's what a sort of
31:46
like Pete doctor type in his late 40s
31:48
would be like, I don't know. I think
31:50
a kid would like this. Yeah. Right. Anyway,
31:54
I love that. You know who
31:56
else is a really great man? Another way she
31:58
listens. She'll just say yeah. I love
32:00
that. Wait, do you know the rat in
32:02
Charlotte's Web? Yeah, yeah.
32:06
Kind of a funny character that reminds me of Bing
32:08
Bong. Well, Charlotte, you know what
32:10
I mean? Like, yeah, I
32:12
played by your boy. I
32:15
don't know. Wait. The
32:18
Halloween special. Oh,
32:20
Paul Lind. Yeah, played by Paul Lind.
32:22
Oh, my God. There is as Marcus
32:25
Marcus Marcus. Word. I think that's great.
32:27
Oh, Templeton. Yeah. Good Paul. Thank you.
32:30
Paul Lind is Templeton. Yeah, Paul Lind, man. Well,
32:33
somebody had to be. Yeah, that's what I
32:35
mean. That's like fun and
32:37
little like, yeah, that's not creepy. I
32:39
understand like as an adult, you
32:41
watch it and you're like, it's kind of creepy, but like little kids
32:43
would be like, oh, my gosh. I love Templeton
32:46
was my favorite character. Right. Right. You
32:49
know, how do we navigate this world with wisdom and
32:51
caution, as well as open heartedness
32:53
and vulnerability at the same time? So that's
32:55
what we're getting after here. I think so.
32:57
Right. You're trying to police somebody's sense of
32:59
humor, though, which I am very against. No,
33:02
I didn't because police would be like, I
33:04
think it's ethically wrong to ever make this
33:06
kind of joke. I literally led the conversation
33:09
by saying, I'm sensitive to this, I realized,
33:11
and I'm not saying that's right or wrong.
33:13
Oh, that's good. Yeah. I love that you
33:15
said that. It'd be. Why did you say
33:17
that at the start? Yeah, I should. You
33:20
know, really vulnerable way to talk to people.
33:22
Yeah, I know. That's great.
33:25
I think that's great, too. Good job. I could never
33:27
do that. I know. I'm
33:29
so brave. You're brave. I think you literally
33:31
can't. I can't do that. That's
33:33
queen. So brave. Well,
33:35
I'm trying to think of how I would do that. If somebody if
33:38
I was getting I would be like, I don't know what I would
33:40
say. I would be like, well, we've
33:43
what's the scenario what you would do in
33:45
my thing? I'm trying to think. No, but
33:47
I'm saying what's the scenario famously. I remember
33:49
when COVID first happened.
33:52
I remember I was in like a group chat and I was like,
33:54
guys, we're not allowed
33:56
to make jokes about this. And
34:00
that is like and that's policing It
34:06
was funny it was like before I really knew it
34:08
was going I thought like everybody was dead I was
34:10
like what is happening? Yeah, why are people trying to
34:12
make sure it was like look it was a confusing
34:14
time We didn't know what the tone was out the
34:16
gate, and I was sort of like hey guys Stop,
34:20
I feel it. Can I tell you there's a vulnerable one I
34:23
think most or I don't know about most but what some
34:25
listeners won't agree with me I thought
34:27
submersible jokes were important The
34:31
submersible that imploded last year. Oh sure. Yeah.
34:33
Yeah, I actually was not a fan either
34:35
No, I really did not like this time
34:37
on the internet. This was not a good
34:39
couple of days And
34:42
some people would disagree with you and make the same arguments that you
34:44
did I've literally I
34:46
think I've laughed at one single thing
34:49
based on that whole what arguments would they
34:51
say well I've
34:53
heard because my whole thing is There
34:56
is a especially when it comes
34:58
to like classism and political
35:00
difference There's often a side
35:03
that the majority of which the the impetus
35:05
is to rob people of their humanity When
35:08
it comes like conservative lawmakers
35:10
and being against human rights civil
35:12
rights gay marriage, etc and
35:15
then doing that on a corporate level and doing
35:17
it on like a class level and So
35:20
sometimes the response as a
35:22
defense is to then say the same
35:24
thing Well, you don't have any humanity
35:26
So when this guy who
35:29
is a billionaire whatever and part of the
35:31
elites class that has contributed to the harm
35:33
of the world Now when you die, we
35:35
throw parade and kind of piss on your grave and make
35:38
a lot of jokes about it And I've gotten into
35:40
it about this too Where the argument was
35:42
you can do things to disqualify yourself from
35:44
being a human that way that was kind
35:46
of the counterpoint It's like well, everyone has
35:48
humanity, but you can lose it and I
35:50
think the idea that everyone Still
35:53
has inherent humanity and dignity despite
35:55
anything that they ever do. I
35:58
think still is an offensive idea Yeah, just
36:00
people. Yeah. Interesting.
36:03
I'm on your side, I think, with that. Yeah.
36:06
All right. No tension. Yeah. Well, pretty
36:08
good. I just like
36:10
my stomach is sick when we just do these
36:12
like react-a-thons now to whatever
36:15
happens. Even something that is
36:17
just like a tragedy. Like that was
36:19
a tragedy. Like who they were is
36:21
whatever. They were people
36:23
and they died. And then it was just
36:25
like, how fast can I make the funniest
36:28
little internet joke? And it's just
36:30
like it hurts. You're going to want to talk to the. What
36:33
is she doing? I was like, you're talking to
36:35
me. Yeah. But
36:38
thanks for agreeing. That's nice. Oh, my
36:41
gosh. Like
36:43
a scared rat. Yeah. Yeah.
36:47
Marcus, Marcus, Marcus, Marcus, Marcus, Marcus.
36:49
It's such a good voice. Charlotte.
36:52
Kevin nailed it. Well, Kevin's been practicing
36:54
his Paul in for many, many years.
36:57
No, this. I
36:59
know. She doesn't know.
37:01
Charlotte. That's so far off. I don't know if she's ever
37:04
seen me. Am I off? Yeah. Charlotte.
37:07
Yeah, that's not him. Well, Wilbur's
37:09
the good pick, Charlotte. 30% there. You
37:12
did Wilbur well. That
37:14
was good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's OK.
37:17
Wilbur. Yeah. I do wonder
37:19
if that's a Christian idea though. What?
37:22
That people can't be disqualified from being human. You
37:25
know, there's that would be something to unpack,
37:27
yes, Kevin. Yeah, I think so. Because that
37:30
because I find it with a lot of
37:32
like the most progressive people I know sometimes
37:34
when they're inside. And by the way, some
37:36
of the most progressive people I know would also feel the same
37:38
way. I think certainly Ted Lasso
37:40
feels this way. I know that.
37:42
Oh, yeah. I do know Teddy L. You
37:45
got to believe. Yeah. No matter
37:47
what, for me. Here
37:50
we go. Dies.
37:56
Even if they're a really bad person. I
37:59
don't know. I know if it's like cool to
38:01
be like, hey
38:04
man, they're dead. You know what I mean? It's just like,
38:07
oh, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you know
38:09
what? That's just not something I would do.
38:11
It's not kind of a joke I would make. No,
38:13
it's not. But I'm not against
38:16
people doing it. I'm just sort of like, and
38:18
I'm not gonna be like smashing the like button
38:20
on that. Yeah, it's not my Steve. You know what
38:22
I mean? It's not that I'm like, you can't do that. I'm
38:24
just like, I have a very different view on death.
38:28
And even if somebody is a
38:30
bad billionaire, whatever, like they
38:33
had a, you know, someone
38:35
they loved and someone
38:38
that loved them. Sure, everyone
38:40
was born. That was what he said for them
38:42
to see. And they also completely suck. Like all
38:44
these things are true. Yeah. Yeah.
38:47
I think it creates this like false hierarchy
38:49
of morality that weirdly
38:51
feels conservative. It loops back on itself.
38:54
Yeah. Well, yeah. It's like the worst
38:56
of evangelicalism where it's like, I'm saved. I know I'm going
38:58
to hell. I need to teach you the way. And
39:01
you've disqualified yourself from eternity with God because
39:03
of this thing. And then
39:05
we just do that in a different way where it's
39:07
like, because you're part of the club. Yeah. And
39:09
it's like, oh, there was just that one guy that died that everybody loved because
39:11
he did, he was a chef and
39:13
he would go to countries and eat food. You're talking
39:16
about Anthony Bourdain? Yeah. And it's like,
39:18
he's a millionaire and he dies. And everybody was like, no. I'm
39:21
not. That was my favorite explanation. I'm laughing. That
39:23
was the most important I've ever heard. He's
39:27
like a chef. He's like a chef and he
39:29
ate food. And he went
39:32
everywhere. To different countries and ate food.
39:37
Wow. But
39:40
why is it that when he dies everybody's like,
39:44
we don't know if he was a good
39:46
guy. We just don't know if anybody, everybody
39:48
is bad and good, you know? Yeah.
39:51
I agree with that. People like idolize also freaks me out.
39:54
I get freaked out by the way that people idolize
39:56
people too. Do you know what I mean? I
39:58
know. I'm starting to feel that. more. I
40:01
feel like I know a lot of people, especially people
40:03
who are really into film and get
40:06
into it in like a sort of like always see it
40:08
in the front row, a new bed of energy sort of
40:10
way. Where? Why are
40:12
you looking at Alyssa? Because she's
40:14
one of these people, but because she goes into the new bed a lot.
40:16
Okay, all right. Where it
40:18
is, and this sounds like such a hacky,
40:21
your youth pastor thought of this in the
40:23
2010s and ran with it sort of thing,
40:25
but it is like it is a
40:28
form of worship that feels
40:30
completely untenable. Ultimately, right?
40:32
You know, yeah, which gets us to this
40:34
moment and all the post 2016 stuff
40:37
I think about all the time where
40:39
it's like when
40:42
the institutions fail, as you look to these
40:44
other things and other individuals or this piece
40:46
of art or this artist of like, I'm
40:48
obsessed with this person. Where
40:50
it's like, like, like, that's okay. Like, it's okay to
40:52
be like, oh, I love him. I'm a fan.
40:54
But like, I think it just gets weird whenever
40:56
it's like a collective, like idolizing. That is what
40:58
weirds me. You know what I mean? Like, obviously
41:00
I have like, oh, I'm obsessed with William Peterson
41:02
and Gene Hackman, but that's like, it's like, of
41:04
course, sort of fake. Yeah. But like, it's not
41:06
real. But again, is TV show my
41:08
friend? The answer is no. Yeah. TV
41:11
show is not my friend. You know what I mean? The
41:13
way that Gene Hackman may not have marched would be,
41:15
you know, like that sort of thing. It's not a
41:18
people have forgotten the way to
41:20
engage with something in a way
41:22
that's not a full alignment of values.
41:24
It's like, you don't know these people.
41:28
Relax, you know. You don't
41:30
know these podcasters either. Well,
41:32
you can idolize us. Sort of. Yeah,
41:35
you can do that. And this doesn't go for
41:37
us. You can idolize us. But that's what's problem with
41:39
new media stuff is that like so much of it
41:41
is predicated on vulnerability where it's like, I
41:43
do know Alyssa. Yeah. Because I've seen so many of
41:46
her TikToks of her old journal entries. So
41:48
I feel like I, oh man. And that is Alyssa,
41:50
but you know, it's not all of Alyssa. But
41:53
I think, do you guys think that my, who
41:55
I am in real life is pretty much who
41:57
I present online? No. Really? No,
42:00
I'm just kidding. I just want to have a
42:02
hard stance. Really? No, it's just
42:04
completely it's totally incomplete. Yeah, as it
42:06
would be with anybody. It doesn't feel
42:08
like a small percentage. Also,
42:11
your deal isn't like I'm being my
42:13
raw, vulnerable self. It's like I know
42:15
it's almost like a flamboyant performance of
42:17
vulnerability. So it's already like
42:19
nasty with a layer of something. A
42:22
flamboyant performance of vulnerability. Hilarious
42:24
explanation. But then you also
42:26
like are a chef and
42:28
you. Yeah, and I do love
42:31
to go to different. Look,
42:33
and I'm not saying I think Anthony Bourdain is great, but
42:35
you know what I mean? It's the way that people are
42:37
like, and you know what? He was
42:40
amazed and it's like, relax, everybody. Well,
42:42
they're relating to his his work,
42:44
his mental health and how he was open
42:46
about. He had a very big evolution with
42:49
being like an asshole. And then a lot
42:51
of like, you know what? And I take it back and I
42:54
don't know much about him. I just know
42:56
that I'm not even around. I'm saying
42:58
your point still stands of like there
43:00
is sometimes an arbitrary nature by which
43:03
we judge because he
43:06
has said cancelable things and done
43:08
heinous things. But then honestly, he
43:10
had the kind of life up
43:12
until his like unfortunate passing where
43:14
there was sort of an arc
43:16
of redemption. Because Saul DePaul. Uh,
43:20
well, in some ways there was just he
43:23
had a capacity for reform
43:25
and change in a way that is
43:27
not often afforded to most
43:30
public. OK, you know what? Then that's kind
43:32
of cool. If that was his thing. Now I kind of
43:34
get the hype a little more. I
43:39
want you to describe another famous person who's passed
43:41
away in a manner like you described, Anthony Bourdain,
43:43
and see if we can guess. Oh, yeah. Yeah.
43:45
But don't tell us who it is. Yeah. OK,
43:47
OK. So, OK, he was like.
43:52
Um, he kind
43:55
of did like, you know, he
43:57
was always doing stuff and voices.
43:59
and everybody was like, oh my
44:01
gosh. Robin Williams. Yeah. Yeah.
44:05
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
44:08
Yeah. Let's take a quick break
44:10
and we'll be right back with more Good
44:12
Christian Fun. Welcome
44:17
back to Good Christian Fun. It's time
44:19
to dive into the topic. Come on,
44:22
let's go. What were you
44:24
laughing at? That was loud.
44:26
Were you laughing about it being like, bing bong.
44:29
Yeah. I'm not kidding. Bing bong.
44:32
No, you just kind of said, welcome back. Oh.
44:35
Okay, I had this journal and
44:38
it was like a tech journal. And
44:43
it would say, whenever I would open it with my
44:45
password, it would say, welcome back. What's new? Kind
44:48
of funny. That is kind of funny. I
44:52
had a Garfield alarm clock that when
44:54
it went off in the morning, it
44:56
said, get up, time to get up,
44:58
sleepy head. Oh my gosh. And
45:00
then I would press the nose, which was the
45:02
snooze button and he'd go, eh,
45:04
don't get up, stay in bed. I
45:07
love that. Sleep longer. What
45:09
would you do when you touched the penis? Eh.
45:12
What? There wasn't. By the way.
45:15
What, you were in your Jack Off slippers
45:17
and your Garfield Jack Off slippers. All right,
45:19
there's Carolina. We miss her every episode. I
45:21
really want to buy that alarm clock because
45:23
I had one that was sleepy from the
45:25
seven dwarves or that Snow White was that
45:27
movie. Is that wrong? No, you
45:30
just said it in a. Sleepy in the
45:32
Snow White. That's the tone of Tarantino. And
45:34
he said, oh, morning already? I'm so sleepy.
45:36
That's funny. Must've been the same
45:38
makers. I
45:43
feel like someone's trying to hit on
45:45
me at a bar right now and
45:48
relate to me in the most tenuous of ways.
45:50
Like, hey, you had an alarm clock,
45:52
I had an alarm clock. We both had alarm
45:54
clocks. What are we doing here? Let's get out
45:56
of here. What's happening between us? That's how I'm
45:58
going to act the rest of the episode. flirtatious.
46:01
No one will think anything of
46:03
it. Welcome
46:05
back to the Joe Rogan experience. Bad
46:08
flirting. Oh yeah,
46:10
you could give us an example of bad flirting. Okay, ready? Here's
46:12
an example. Should I say something
46:14
that you say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah,
46:16
I'll just have a beer. Thanks. Oh
46:19
my gosh. I'll just have a beer.
46:22
What is this? Where are
46:24
we in? In London? Have
46:26
you ever been? Because that's... And I just got back
46:28
and they drink beer there. So
46:31
at this point... My name's Alyssa. At
46:34
this point, I've taken out my phone and I'm pretending I
46:36
don't care. Well,
46:38
I was gonna get Jeremy to give me one. Okay.
46:42
Oh, you're talking to me. We're two friends at a bar.
46:44
We're having a conversation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, yeah. And
46:47
I thought Inside Out 2 was pretty good. I
46:49
didn't like it as much as the first one.
46:52
Man, I canceled my AMCA list. I'm just not...
46:54
Really? I'm not going enough. Oh. Uh-oh.
46:58
We've got some movies. Hey,
47:00
I... Did
47:02
you guys... There's like a video store open.
47:04
Have you heard of that? People are watching
47:06
VHSs. What,
47:09
you guys want to be interested in doing that with me?
47:13
I'm actually just kind of hanging out with my friend
47:15
tonight. Yeah. I'm trying to be your friend. What? I'm
47:17
not trying to do anything on that. What
47:21
the fuck? Dude,
47:23
you think I'm into you? I don't feel comfortable.
47:26
You think I'm into you, bro? Uh...
47:29
Sorry. No, no. I don't feel that
47:31
way. Well, I am. Okay,
47:34
well, that's... Did
47:41
you really cancel A-list? No, I didn't. I was just...
47:43
Oh, thank God. Wow, these are really good actors. That
47:45
was me acting, Evan. What did you guys think of
47:47
that, though? As an exercise? Riz
47:49
level. Riz level. Oh, yeah. That's
47:51
not what I would respond to, I
47:54
think, in being approached. I think
47:56
you set out to be bad at flirting, and
47:58
I think you achieved that. I love that. Yeah,
48:01
you hit the goal post for what you sure did.
48:03
Thank you. Yeah. I
48:06
like that you're... And I like to play soccer. I like
48:08
how masculine you play. We're not doing the exercise anymore. Let's
48:14
take a watch of the trailer for The
48:16
Hill. You can't play baseball. What's
48:18
that sweet not bad? I eat
48:20
cripple gnomes. There's always
48:22
a trailer before the... I know what a trailer is. At
48:25
bat, Ricky Hill. Great
48:28
name. Ricky Hill. It is good.
48:33
Oh my gosh! What did you do? Let's
48:35
go! And then that
48:37
scene wasn't any fun at all. Ricky, I've seen
48:39
you out there swinging that stick. You're
48:42
a man of the separate. But you can't
48:44
play baseball. You're gonna get rid of
48:46
killing. You're
48:49
gonna wind up with an injury that
48:51
you'll never get over. God's gonna give
48:53
you a higher calling. But
48:56
all I want to do is play. When
48:59
I swing that bat, I eat cripple gnomes. I
49:06
ain't gay no more. You did four combs
49:08
in one game. Son,
49:11
you might be better. You're not
49:13
here. You're not here. Your bones are
49:15
rapidly depleting. It'll be a
49:17
miracle if you ever walk again. He has bone
49:19
depletion disease. Major league trials. You're
49:22
gonna paralyze him. I don't need you felling
49:24
in full of false hope. I need my
49:26
son. Oh
49:28
yes, the janitor of fine disease. I'm not making, I
49:30
don't want to make fun of this. Time
49:32
to figure out what you're gonna do with the
49:34
rest of your life. Well, what are we gonna
49:37
do for the disease? No, of course not. Just
49:39
to tell me to forget the only thing I
49:41
ever loved. What
49:43
has gotten into you? Some dreams. They
49:46
said he will never walk and he ran.
49:49
How many miracles do you need? Our
49:53
own breakthrough. You plan to join
49:55
the elite. I'm one
49:57
of the best hitters you're ever gonna see. But
50:00
that's... like the cost of team wins and money.
50:03
It's all stacked against me. If you
50:05
don't try, you're going to
50:07
die inside. I want my
50:09
dreamer back. All
50:13
right, we get it. Yeah, we understand. So,
50:16
yeah, no. It's
50:19
the Hill. It's a 2023 movie. A
50:23
real life guy, Ricky Hill. Really budget on this movie.
50:25
Do you know? Let's see what the. Sorry
50:27
to interrupt you. Well, the box
50:29
office was seven point six mill. OK,
50:31
I bet the budget was under 20.
50:34
It's under 20, right? It's got to be like 18, I'd say. Oh,
50:37
I would have guessed. But not a micro budget
50:39
like it doesn't it doesn't look bad. No, I
50:41
think it looks really good. Twelve million budget. You
50:44
think? Yeah. Well, they shot in Georgia as they
50:47
all do now. Oh. For
50:50
I'm sure. I guess the sets aren't
50:52
crazy, so you just go on location.
50:54
Can you imagine the SEO of the
50:57
Hill? Budget by the way, not
50:59
not helpful. Twelve
51:02
million. Is that right? I'm going 18. Looking
51:05
for the numbers here. They
51:08
have some shots where I'm like they spent money on this
51:10
big time. Sure. And then some stuff
51:12
where it's like, oh, there's a lot blue screen here.
51:15
Yeah, I I cannot find
51:17
the budget on the movie. It's
51:19
not on the Wikipedia. No. Well,
51:21
it doesn't matter that much. They might have gone to
51:23
great lengths to hide the budget for this. This
51:26
movie that is now streaming on
51:28
Netflix, one of a few faith based films Dennis
51:31
Quaids made in the last few years. Starting
51:33
with I can only imagine back in 20, gosh, 2018.
51:37
Only. Oh, yeah, he was in that. He
51:40
plays Bart Millard's dad. Bart's
51:43
dad Homer. He plays in that movie.
51:46
Hey, boy. I found this movie to be.
51:51
Oh, oh, I'm sorry. What did you think of the movie?
51:53
Oh, yeah, sorry. Oh,
51:57
right off the bat, I'm going to say
51:59
there was. Way too much. Riz,
52:02
right up the stick. It's too
52:04
much dramatic piano playing in
52:07
parts that it shouldn't. It took me
52:09
out of it. So Alyssa is talking
52:11
about the score. She's not talking about
52:13
characters being like, I'm so angry. Clink,
52:15
clink, clink, clink. I'm
52:17
playing the piano dramatically. I
52:19
thought the score was insane and
52:22
it took me out of it. Wow. The
52:25
piano. Jeff Zanelli found
52:27
dead in a ditch. Composer
52:30
of such movies as Mordecai. Oh,
52:33
my God. What
52:36
else? He he
52:39
he was the composer of
52:41
Maleficent, Mistress of Evil. Really?
52:44
Christopher Robin. Really
52:46
masterminds. Yeah, he needs to get back
52:48
to those movies. He was a little
52:50
off. Wow. I'm very
52:52
influenced by music. Very influenced.
52:55
What does that mean? The music can really
52:57
sell a movie for me or take me
52:59
out of it. OK, like
53:02
a bad score can be like, yeah. Yeah. You
53:04
know, genuinely not to burn this up again. I
53:06
felt this way about Inside Out 2. The
53:08
score. They replaced Gikino with a different composer.
53:10
And I thought it was very
53:13
poor by comparison. Wow. Interesting. And it
53:15
affected the way I felt about the
53:17
movie, certainly. Because guess what? When you're
53:19
when you hear the score. Guess
53:21
what? You shouldn't know that you're watching
53:24
a movie. And the whole
53:26
time with that score, all
53:28
that was going in my head was I'm watching
53:30
a movie. So you would you would chalk this
53:33
up to score film music. This should be one
53:35
of the invisible crafts, the way that some people
53:37
think of editing. The best editing is the kind
53:39
that you don't notice. Things
53:42
of that. Not even necessarily that you don't
53:44
notice it, because of course, my favorite movie
53:46
to live in, die in L.A., you notice
53:48
the music famously scored by Wang Chung. You
53:52
notice it. Is
53:54
that your favorite composer alongside John Williams?
53:58
It goes Wang Chung. I didn't know that. I
58:00
like sports movies. Yeah. Yeah. I unfortunately
58:02
really like sports movies. Did you like
58:04
this movie? Yes and no.
58:07
Dennis Quaid has a history of sports films,
58:10
obviously. Yeah. The Rookie. Mm-hmm. Others.
58:14
Others. Others. I thought it's. OK.
58:17
First off the bat, that. Parent drive came
58:19
to love. When that
58:22
lady was chewing tobacco.
58:25
Oh, yeah. Foul. And
58:27
the guy was smoking cigarettes. I was
58:29
like, what's happening here? So
58:31
let's set it up. They're grown
58:33
up in a small, impoverished town
58:36
in Texas. Pastor
58:39
James Hill, as played by Dennis Quaid.
58:42
What's the year's 75 or something like
58:45
that? 70s. Well,
58:48
it starts in 73. Then
58:50
flashes back, I think, to late 60s. So
58:53
it's a period piece. Georgia is standing
58:55
in for Texas, where they filmed it. And
58:59
they have to move because the
59:01
congregation fucking hates the
59:03
pastor. Because surely what I
59:05
thought, because they go to the church, they're growing
59:07
up very low income.
59:10
And Dennis Quaid is the pastor of this church, where
59:13
the only people that seem to be responding are
59:16
his own sons to a sermon. Yeah. But then
59:18
there's these other people you see. You see a
59:20
woman chewing tobacco and spitting it in the can
59:22
in front of her, very sabo-coated. You see a
59:24
man smoking a cigarette. And I did go out
59:26
for that role. I
59:30
wanted a humiliating one to lose on. They
59:33
said, too ugly. Not
59:36
conventional. Too old. Not
59:38
conventional, God. And
59:40
so what you think it's going to be is like, because
59:42
they keep cutting to these people, and you think, oh, OK,
59:45
this pastor's going to be like, you know what? These people
59:47
are acting up. But everyone's welcome
59:49
in the house. We want the sinners.
59:51
We want the messy people. But instead,
59:53
he's like, you're being rude. Don't do
59:56
that in here. I mean, I was
59:58
on his side. Yeah. I'm surprised by
1:00:00
that. A little bit. I was
1:00:02
like, well, first of all, you can
1:00:05
chew tobacco. But don't do
1:00:07
it. Don't miss the bucket. Don't
1:00:09
miss if you're going to come
1:00:11
for the shot. You can chew
1:00:13
tobacco and don't miss have the cup and
1:00:15
hold the cup up to you. Like that
1:00:17
was all I was looking for. Uh huh.
1:00:20
Yeah, it is very gross. You know what
1:00:22
I mean? It's nasty. I
1:00:24
come from a tobacco chewing family. Same year.
1:00:26
Yeah. It's not what I want.
1:00:28
But I'm like, you can do that in
1:00:30
a more like just be a little more
1:00:32
subtle. I'm like, so then they have to
1:00:34
move. They move to this much, an even
1:00:36
smaller, seemingly an even more impoverished town. The
1:00:39
young boy, Ricky Hill, he's got
1:00:42
leg braces. He's got he sustained
1:00:44
some some degenerative spinal disease. Had
1:00:47
it when he was a kid. So he's to wear
1:00:49
these leg braces. I thought that kid was a great
1:00:51
actor. The kids I thought were pretty good. I saw
1:00:53
it in the movie. The older brother's great, too. I'm
1:00:56
very harsh with kid actors. I hold
1:00:58
them in a very high standard. They
1:01:00
gave that why? Well, they
1:01:02
gave that poor little girl nothing to do. Oh,
1:01:04
I know. Isn't that sad? Oh, the sister. They
1:01:06
gave her nothing. I thought the kid actors were
1:01:09
so good. Yeah, I was sort of like, I
1:01:11
want to cast them in something. Yeah.
1:01:13
And my Arizona short film, I got it
1:01:15
coming up. But then they
1:01:17
moved to this other small town. He gets challenged by
1:01:19
a bunch of mean younger kids
1:01:22
to swing the bat, hit a
1:01:24
pitch, knock it out of the park. He
1:01:26
does it. He does it. He hits it.
1:01:28
He takes the braces off. Yeah. He like
1:01:30
smashes the knee to break it so he
1:01:32
can bend at the knees, which is pretty
1:01:34
hardcore. Excuse me. I was my face
1:01:36
when I was not seeing that. And I was like,
1:01:38
Oh, yeah. And I was hard to watch. Yeah. And
1:01:41
then basically the arc of this movie is Ricky
1:01:43
Hill at a young age and then flashes to
1:01:45
him in high school as well.
1:01:48
He is so gifted and hidden that ball.
1:01:50
He's so freaking good at it at the
1:01:52
at bat stuff. He's not as good of
1:01:54
a runner because of his disease. But all
1:01:56
that other stuff he's great for. But his
1:01:59
father. Dennis Quaid, the pastor, he doesn't like
1:02:01
it. He doesn't want him to play baseball.
1:02:03
He's not going to any of the games.
1:02:05
He does not support the dream because
1:02:08
he thinks God has something better for
1:02:10
him. And Ricky's argument is
1:02:12
like, no, this is what God asked for
1:02:15
me. He has this big sort of eloquent
1:02:17
speech about very adjacent
1:02:19
to the Charts of Fire stuff of like, I
1:02:21
feel God's pleasure in me. When I run, he
1:02:23
has a speech about like, when I hit the
1:02:25
bat, God is in every
1:02:28
cell of my being I
1:02:30
related to that. So that's sort of the tension
1:02:34
that's set up in the whole movie is like, is
1:02:37
he going to succeed, you know,
1:02:39
and be able to do his drink? Cause everything's
1:02:42
a struggle. He forges
1:02:44
his dad's signature and then his
1:02:46
older brother. There's an
1:02:48
almost spanking scene. I thought that scene in
1:02:50
this movie did such a
1:02:53
good job acting in that scene. For me, I was
1:02:55
like, oh, I would cast this. He
1:02:57
was great. And then the
1:03:00
kid actors and walk the line, I thought they
1:03:02
were great because they played Johnny and the brother.
1:03:04
You know what I mean? I was like, wow.
1:03:06
I thought it was so funny how they're like
1:03:08
at the baseball diamond and that other kid's like,
1:03:10
look, just force the signatures. You think he's going
1:03:12
to check the signatures? Next scene, he goes and
1:03:14
checks the signature. And
1:03:18
there was a little girl named Gracie who says,
1:03:20
you're going to be my boyfriend, Ricky. You are
1:03:22
my boyfriend. The one I was saying, Oh yeah,
1:03:24
you're crazy. You're my
1:03:26
boyfriend. You're my boyfriend. Yeah, that is creepy. Very,
1:03:29
very Elizabeth. And we love each other forever. Ny,
1:03:31
ny, ny, ny, ny. I'm
1:03:33
going to send you a letter every day. This
1:03:35
handwritten. They had like
1:03:38
six scenes where they were trying to set her
1:03:40
up to be like, you're still my boyfriend, right?
1:03:42
They just kept pressing that button. He really did
1:03:44
push that a little too much. He was like,
1:03:46
we got it. She's going to come back when
1:03:49
they're older. They're like longing stares and then they
1:03:51
see her again. And she
1:03:53
doesn't again. Well, it hurt dad. I'm like, what
1:03:55
are we doing? Wife, Peter. Yeah. Very
1:03:57
unfortunate. Yes. And
1:04:00
then again, we see these kids
1:04:02
when they're young, then they flash the older
1:04:04
and some of the actors are good and
1:04:07
some of them it's like, uh-oh, okay, well
1:04:09
those kids were really good, as
1:04:11
we can see. I don't know how
1:04:13
the woman who played Gracie really fared in the-
1:04:15
Yeah, they didn't get ready. As far as how
1:04:17
she grew up and learned to think her hair
1:04:19
was frizzy, that was it. The
1:04:22
only other life she had outside being a
1:04:24
little girl. Oh, you're saying for a sister.
1:04:26
Oh, for a sister, yeah. Oh, the sister.
1:04:29
Absolutely. Oh, yeah, the sister.
1:04:31
Yeah. She had- I
1:04:35
thought you were talking. Oh yeah, sorry. When
1:04:37
you talked about Gracie, I was like, did she have frizzy
1:04:40
hair? I wonder if y'all felt
1:04:42
like this for your particular
1:04:45
giftings, talents, and
1:04:47
abilities. Because the whole arc
1:04:49
of this thing is like this very old
1:04:52
man as embodied by an old man in
1:04:54
Dennis Quaid saying like, God's will
1:04:56
for your life is this. And
1:04:58
the kid saying, this is what I'm
1:05:00
good at. So I will do this to
1:05:03
the glory of God, whatever that means.
1:05:05
Oh yeah. This very
1:05:07
amorphous sort of idea of like,
1:05:10
I'm gonna be so fucking good
1:05:12
in baseballs that people will love
1:05:15
God because of it. Right. I will be
1:05:17
a part of the glorious creation, the way
1:05:19
that like sunsets are beautiful by the beauty
1:05:21
of the way I swing my bat. That's
1:05:24
so fucking cool. Man, I should find that space. I'm playing
1:05:26
part of that. Oh, he's talking about blessings. He's
1:05:28
been blessed with two hands or whatever they're
1:05:30
in that scene. And he's
1:05:32
like, I was blessed with this thing. Why
1:05:34
can't I do both things? Why can't I
1:05:37
be blessed with a heart for God and
1:05:39
also just be really good at smacking dingers?
1:05:42
Yeah, for me, the conflict
1:05:44
was insane because I was like, this
1:05:46
makes no sense. Like Dennis Quaid's character made no
1:05:48
sense to me because I was like, your kid
1:05:50
is like an amazing kid who you like love
1:05:53
and respect. And like, he's
1:05:55
clearly gonna keep being that amazing kid and gonna
1:05:57
like play baseball, which is like a fun sport.
1:06:00
Like I just was like, I don't
1:06:02
buy this. I don't see any, especially
1:06:04
like a hyper masculine, like
1:06:07
figure like that. I don't see him being like, you ain't
1:06:09
allowed to play this cool sport that you're good at. Like
1:06:11
I feel like you would have been, you know what I
1:06:14
mean? And so it kind of made me
1:06:16
just be a little like, you know what I mean? because
1:06:18
it did happen. Oh, it didn't. So this is
1:06:21
based on the true story. Oh, did it? Oh,
1:06:23
did it? It's
1:06:26
based on true story. Oh, did it? So
1:06:28
the idea of like you not buying it,
1:06:31
what went wrong in their
1:06:33
translation or their adaptation of real life events
1:06:36
where you're like, this doesn't make sense to
1:06:38
me. I think it's just
1:06:40
the impoverished community aspect. There's not a lot
1:06:42
of opportunities, perhaps inherent jealousy, which he sort
1:06:44
of cops to at the end of the
1:06:46
movie being like, I didn't, you know,
1:06:48
I chose this path. It's not that I didn't buy it,
1:06:50
but I was just sort of like, well,
1:06:52
that's dumb. Like, you know what I mean? So then I
1:06:54
want like, cause at least sometimes with the antagonist, I can
1:06:56
be like, I kind of get where they're coming from,
1:06:59
but I think because I had no ability to
1:07:01
like get where he's coming from, I was like,
1:07:04
this is, I'm kind of checked out. Well, and
1:07:06
if that makes sense, I would imagine that in
1:07:08
real life events, this man was probably far more
1:07:11
of an unsavory, unkind character too. I think
1:07:13
they painted him a little bit. Then when
1:07:16
you're like, you're casting Dennis Quaid who has
1:07:18
this natural empathy and magnetism of a movie
1:07:20
star. Like, it's like, well, I like this guy,
1:07:22
but I remember when they showed him like helping
1:07:25
the family and then like he beat up
1:07:27
that guy and like, dad's a badass. Yeah.
1:07:31
So it was like, you're painting this guy as like
1:07:33
this great hero. Yeah, Dennis Quaid was like,
1:07:35
well, he was in some ways, that's why he was
1:07:37
complicated with his, with his son. They
1:07:39
revered him, but they also knew he was unfair.
1:07:41
And the older brother knew that too. Like even
1:07:43
the older brother who was looking out for Ricky
1:07:45
was like, yeah, I love dad too. He's great,
1:07:48
but I'll forge the signature for you. Cause I
1:07:50
think you should do this. You know, they sort
1:07:52
of revered him and had
1:07:54
a slice of disobeying towards
1:07:56
his, his worldview as well. That was just the
1:07:58
one thing where I was like, I'm not fully in
1:08:00
it because I don't fully buy. And I
1:08:02
can normally get on board, especially with Christian
1:08:04
stuff, because I grew up in it. So
1:08:07
I can understand it, but I think the way
1:08:09
that that kid was just so mature and
1:08:12
respectful and had all of these, it wasn't like
1:08:14
he was saying, I wanna do baseball and do
1:08:17
drugs and not believe in God. That would be
1:08:19
one thing, but he was like, I love God so much.
1:08:22
It's like, this is how I honor God. I
1:08:24
thought they were really gonna hit that heavy
1:08:26
in the later scenes when he's really playing
1:08:28
baseball, and they're like, you're so
1:08:30
good. And he was gonna be like, it's for
1:08:33
God. I thought they were gonna do that. And
1:08:35
they kind of didn't, which I thought was nice.
1:08:37
Yeah, well- But it also sort of betrays the
1:08:39
idea of the movie. They probably should have done
1:08:41
it, but I thought it was less annoying. Well,
1:08:44
there was that conversation he has with Gracie, his
1:08:46
adult girlfriend. He has an old girlfriend. Where?
1:08:48
Gracie. Gracie. Well,
1:08:51
obviously there's so much
1:08:53
forced-gump energy in
1:08:55
this movie with the braces. I couldn't stop
1:08:57
thinking about it. Sometimes the voice did get
1:08:59
there, but he said, she's like, I don't
1:09:01
know how you do it. Like how you
1:09:03
hit those balls or whatever. And he said,
1:09:05
well, it's not me doing it. Or it's
1:09:08
like something else. Oh, I used to say
1:09:10
that stuff. Yeah? What
1:09:13
do you say now? What?
1:09:17
What do you say now? If
1:09:20
somebody gives me a compliment or I don't know how you do that, I
1:09:22
go, oh, thanks, yeah. All
1:09:24
right. Having a lot of fun. It's not
1:09:26
as serious. But before I would have
1:09:28
been like, people would have been like, oh, listen, why are
1:09:30
you so happy all the time? I'd be like, well, it's
1:09:33
God. Funny you ask. Or they'd be like,
1:09:35
wow, you're so fast. And I'd be like,
1:09:38
yeah. Time to spring my God trap on
1:09:40
you. You've stepped in my mouse trap for
1:09:42
God. Here's
1:09:44
that scene where young Ricky
1:09:46
approaches his stern father from
1:09:48
the church. You
1:09:51
know you're not supposed to interrupt me when I'm
1:09:53
writing a sermon. Love that. Go off, King. Yes,
1:09:56
sir. Quaid's been gargling rocks for 15
1:09:58
years. I'm kidding. Something's happened to do
1:10:00
when I need to tell you
1:10:03
with his chin that I is catching my eye No
1:10:07
May as per Reagan prep He's
1:10:15
kind of bad piece That's
1:10:21
not you gave
1:10:23
me a choice it is awesome and
1:10:25
it's good I've been thinking real hard
1:10:28
on it You're right God
1:10:31
is number one He has
1:10:33
isn't always will be and
1:10:36
like you've preached so many times God
1:10:39
don't make mistakes Amen So
1:10:43
far so good Perfection guide
1:10:45
me when I swing that back I
1:10:49
bear witness to his power When
1:10:52
the ball sails over the backfield fence, this is
1:10:54
me talking Jack I Choose
1:11:02
both this is tip T. Vote. You
1:11:05
choose God and
1:11:07
baseball His
1:11:12
perfection we can only do one One
1:11:20
man one each bless into his glory
1:11:22
I Can
1:11:25
do all things through crafts to
1:11:28
strengthens me this kid made
1:11:30
me like believe You're
1:11:33
Christian again. Yeah, I Don't
1:11:38
get this what's this drawing?
1:11:45
He brings out a piece of paper where
1:11:47
it's a baseball diamond But
1:11:49
he's drawn across and all that and then he
1:11:51
draws across in the dirt which is impossible as
1:11:53
we all know because the Baseball
1:11:55
diamond is actually an equal square. It's Yeah,
1:11:58
it's equal this and all across it doesn't I actually couldn't
1:12:00
draw a cross in the middle of a baseball dive. And
1:12:02
I did know that, and I'm
1:12:05
not realizing that right now.
1:12:07
Oh, nice. I did know that. You're
1:12:09
not telling me something that I think I kind
1:12:11
of knew. Oh, sure. Yeah.
1:12:13
Forgot it. I've known it for a long time.
1:12:15
Yeah, you did as well, Jared. Of course I
1:12:18
knew that. Yeah. Yeah, I'm glad
1:12:20
you're kind of just rehashing him for me. I know.
1:12:22
I said it for the listeners, because you guys already know that. Yes.
1:12:25
And for the listeners at home, we're talking
1:12:27
Red Cross. Right? It's
1:12:30
kind of like in his character's mind, like
1:12:32
in Dennis Quaid's character's mind, like he
1:12:35
believes in God so much so everyone must be
1:12:37
a preacher. Yeah. Like other jobs, other
1:12:39
professions, like you want to be a wood, a doctor? Nah. Well,
1:12:42
I think it's informed by his
1:12:45
physical disabilities, though, where he's like, just do a
1:12:47
safe thing where you're smart. Because
1:12:49
then it gets like the arc
1:12:51
of the movie spoilers. I guess that makes
1:12:53
more sense. He tries out. He gets spotted
1:12:56
by what? You
1:12:58
were kind of checked out? A little bit when I was watching the movie.
1:13:00
Right now? When I was watching the movie.
1:13:02
But now I'm kind of understanding that he was saying like, no,
1:13:04
this needs to be your job. Preacher.
1:13:07
Yeah. It was the safety thing probably as much as
1:13:09
that. I'm too quick. Wait, you're team Quaid. I
1:13:13
get it now. I understand. Have you
1:13:15
checked out his music recently? He's got a gospel
1:13:18
album. Oh. Oh,
1:13:20
Lord. Also, I was just looking at some
1:13:23
interviews before this episode. Fully
1:13:25
fucked my YouTube algorithm. Because he's
1:13:27
making the rounds on Tucker
1:13:30
Carlson. Yeah. There's
1:13:32
more about this movie. Jordan B. Peterson's
1:13:35
YouTube show. I mean, he's just
1:13:37
incredibly Trumpian Republican. Yeah.
1:13:40
And conservative. Yeah. And
1:13:46
it's like his all
1:13:48
of the conversations are so like on peers,
1:13:50
he's like, he's doing the
1:13:53
Republican like they weaponized the judicial
1:13:55
system against the snap from the.
1:13:57
Felony convictions and they'd
1:13:59
weird. the conversation on Jordan B.
1:14:01
Pearson, I was like, oh, this is kinda
1:14:03
interesting. Because they were just talking about, they
1:14:06
were talking about like movie theaters and the
1:14:08
Hollywood star system of like how that functions
1:14:10
now and how people used to
1:14:12
have scarcity. He was talking about Jack
1:14:14
Nicholson, you would never see him on
1:14:16
TV. He would do like one
1:14:19
magazine interview a year. So to
1:14:21
see him, you had to go to a movie theater. No
1:14:24
one is like that now. Right. Like
1:14:26
everyone's- I know. And the most famous people in
1:14:28
fact, a lot
1:14:30
of people made this point. But the most famous people,
1:14:32
the play now is like, I'm
1:14:35
accessible. I'm a regular
1:14:37
person. Reese Witherspoon's posting on Instagram
1:14:39
stories every day. Like that's
1:14:41
how they stay in your consciousness. Whereas before
1:14:43
it was total scarcity. And
1:14:45
there's only a few people- We need to get back to that. There's
1:14:48
a few people carrying that torch like
1:14:50
Leo or Tom, but very few. Tom
1:14:52
who? Arnold? Leo
1:14:56
DiCaprio. Wow.
1:15:16
Leo DiCaprio and Tom. Arnold.
1:15:21
I don't believe Donald has ever made
1:15:23
himself in a house. I think
1:15:25
so. I love him. I
1:15:28
don't think that's ever been his strategy. Disquae
1:15:30
Dad also reminds me so much
1:15:32
of Dewey Cox's father in Waccard
1:15:34
obviously. Yeah. Never gonna
1:15:36
make it, wrong kid guy
1:15:38
energy. Yeah, exactly. Grandma
1:15:42
dies of course at a ripe old age
1:15:44
of 76. That's right.
1:15:46
I thought that scene when she was
1:15:48
yelling at Dennis Quaid about
1:15:53
just giving them corn bread, I was like
1:15:55
I'm team Grandma. Of course.
1:15:57
Yeah, definitely. I think the movie
1:15:59
wants you to be. Yeah. because it's like you
1:16:01
have to have protein. That
1:16:03
stuff is done in a little bit of an
1:16:05
annoying eye roll way too. It's like, you
1:16:08
can have my cornbread son. It's just like,
1:16:10
yeah, everyone's so happy. It was
1:16:12
giving Tiny Tim vibes. Yeah.
1:16:18
It was giving Tiny Tim vibes. We get
1:16:20
it. They don't eat any food. It's like
1:16:22
they pushed it so hard. That's kind of
1:16:25
like girl dinner. This movie should have, okay,
1:16:27
it's giving Tiny Tim vibes. That's my girl
1:16:29
dinner. Girl dinner, cornbread
1:16:31
and coming here. Not me in
1:16:34
my cornbread era. I
1:16:36
do love cornbread. That made
1:16:38
me really, I was hoping that you two would
1:16:41
want to get cornbread with me. After?
1:16:44
After the somewhere where there's cornbread. I'm sure there's
1:16:46
cornbread around here. Situation. Yeah. Somewhere
1:16:49
where there's cornbread. Jiffy
1:16:51
Paul. Lord, leave me on
1:16:53
somewhere where there's cornbread. Lead
1:16:56
me to the cornbread where
1:16:58
the cornbread is bread. Lead
1:17:01
me to the corn where
1:17:04
the bread is corn. Oh,
1:17:07
we also didn't talk about it. That was awesome.
1:17:09
That was great. Let's
1:17:11
make music together. Randy Houser. Are you a fan
1:17:14
of Randy Houser? Is that the guy in vertical
1:17:16
limit? I
1:17:19
don't know. I did not
1:17:21
expect to think about vertical limit today. There
1:17:24
was an actor from vertical limit. No, it's
1:17:26
not. Randy Houser is a country
1:17:29
music star who plays the neighbor, who he
1:17:31
hits his windshield. He loved him. He was
1:17:33
my favorite character. He's kind of an awesome
1:17:35
actor. Is it his song at the end?
1:17:38
It sure is. And we will play the song
1:17:40
in the second. Great, because that's really important that
1:17:42
we do that. Randy Houser's great. And as kids,
1:17:44
they're hitting rocks. They hit his windshield. He's like,
1:17:47
you hit my windshield from way over there. I
1:17:50
fucking love it. Okay, I'm gonna say this. That scene was
1:17:52
my favorite scene in the whole movie. It's my least favorite
1:17:54
scene in the whole movie. Okay, that was my favorite scene
1:17:56
in the whole movie. And I'll tell you why, because growing
1:17:58
up my dad was really into his car. knows
1:22:00
what emails are. Oh, I love that.
1:22:02
The extension of that is what people.
1:22:04
She does not look like she belongs
1:22:06
in the 70s. This is right. Oh,
1:22:09
totally. So so the term iPhone face
1:22:11
and sometimes it means, oh,
1:22:13
there's like fillers or whatever or, you know, what
1:22:17
was it called? Whether the lip
1:22:19
implants. No, what are the teeth called? Veneers. They're
1:22:22
called ears. Gosh, I couldn't think of that word.
1:22:24
Thank you. Veneers like like anything where it's like,
1:22:26
this is a modern. This is a 2020 like
1:22:29
the Daisy Jones and the six cast
1:22:32
full of iPhone face. Right. These show where
1:22:34
it's like these are not women and men
1:22:36
who look like they belong or something in
1:22:39
makeup where they're not hitting it right. You
1:22:41
know, this period of time. And then there's some
1:22:43
people where it's like, this is
1:22:46
not an iPhone. Like Keira Knightley, not an
1:22:48
iPhone face. Right. Totally Domhnog Leeson. No, I
1:22:50
feel I was in a show that took
1:22:52
place in the 70s. Do you think I
1:22:54
looked like I belonged in the 70s? You
1:22:56
do not have iPhone. Yeah, no, no. Taylor's
1:22:59
all the Julia Roberts. But
1:23:02
she's also Julia Roberts. No, because she's Julia
1:23:04
Roberts. Yeah, she's pre iPhone. Yeah. She her
1:23:06
fame is pre iPhone. But it's yeah, it's
1:23:08
interesting. You're right about that. Yeah, I think
1:23:10
there's some people have it. Some people don't.
1:23:13
And it's kind of like and especially with the veneer
1:23:16
shit like that's I
1:23:18
think people are going to start to rebel against
1:23:20
veneers in a big way. I'll never do it
1:23:22
because you'll never get veneers. No, I'll never rebel
1:23:24
because they look so good on my boy Brandon
1:23:27
Flowers. Well, that's
1:23:29
one thing. He doesn't have to
1:23:31
pretend to be different people. He
1:23:33
was Brandon Flowers was on vertical limit. Don't look it
1:23:35
up. I'm wanting gum really. It's
1:23:38
clot glen. I'm climbing up this
1:23:40
mountain and I've been feeling so
1:23:42
cold. No, we should watch vertical
1:23:44
limit, though. Yeah, we will. Please.
1:23:46
I'm going to more episodes. You
1:23:48
guys think you have this great
1:23:50
question. That's a really good
1:23:53
question. They
1:23:55
let him hit. They're mad at him. They're like, get out
1:23:57
of here, whatever it takes to get you out of here.
1:24:00
The guy Glenn has a sort of begrudging respect of
1:24:02
like, yeah, I guess we'll see a
1:24:04
hit. And then meanwhile, Pastor Dad,
1:24:06
who's never seen his boy play baseball, is
1:24:08
preaching a sermon that night that most of
1:24:10
the town is at to see him be,
1:24:13
what's it called, designated hitter? Yeah, designated hitter. For both
1:24:15
teams. That's right. As far as tryouts. So instead of
1:24:17
the pitcher hitting, they have a designated hitter hit. That's
1:24:19
right. And I did know that, and you were reminding
1:24:22
me of that. That's right, I was just for the
1:24:24
listeners and definitely not a listen to. And
1:24:26
so, Pastor Dad, Dennis,
1:24:28
is like, you know what, actually,
1:24:31
I've been bad, I've suck, I
1:24:33
should have been there for my
1:24:35
boy. Yeah, he's telling like
1:24:37
six people this. I've been a bad,
1:24:39
bad boy. Okay, we got it. It's
1:24:43
getting worse. This
1:24:46
girl needs cornbread. And I can't
1:24:48
emphasize enough to the listener at home, because this is
1:24:50
why I thought we were listening to one of our
1:24:52
episodes the other day. Alyssa
1:24:54
is 95% of the time not on her phone.
1:24:58
So when you hear her just pop in
1:25:00
and out of consciousness, it's not because she
1:25:02
was reading a bunch of tweets or something.
1:25:05
Right, yeah. She's just looking at us. She's
1:25:07
just looking at us. But
1:25:09
I would also say maybe looking through.
1:25:11
Right, because she's watching Big Daddy and
1:25:14
her brain. See you on the
1:25:16
road. That's right. She's
1:25:19
on scene six of Big Daddy. At the
1:25:21
end of the tryout, the pastor comes. See's
1:25:25
Little Ricky. I love Lucy.
1:25:27
Little Ricky. He hit the ball. He's round in
1:25:30
second after that 11th hit, which
1:25:33
happens to go over the backfield fence. After he
1:25:35
gets hit. In the ribs.
1:25:37
In the ribs. Oh my ribs. Round
1:25:40
second and sees his daddy. He makes a
1:25:42
cross in the dirt and sees his daddy.
1:25:45
And then they did have a line. Jesus
1:25:48
Christ. It's
1:25:50
my savior. They
1:25:53
go away from the mound. He
1:25:56
just quite told in the baseball. Guys
1:25:58
armor has done. And he. He
1:26:00
doesn't say, he does not say, I could get
1:26:02
used to this. Does not say, I could get
1:26:04
used to this. What he
1:26:06
does say is, I guess
1:26:09
I'll have to get used to this. That's
1:26:11
right. Yeah. I love that. That
1:26:13
shot is so annoying too. It's like in the
1:26:15
empty, that shot is only a shot because you
1:26:17
thought of it. Yeah. You know
1:26:19
what I mean? Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's a good poster.
1:26:21
And Jerry, you're in the front row. And you're
1:26:23
in the stadium and you're in center field. You're
1:26:25
like, oh cool, you thought this would look cool.
1:26:27
And that's why we're doing it. So this, it
1:26:30
does eventually bend towards like, okay, I see the
1:26:32
glory of God in you when you do. I
1:26:34
mean, these are all just like very general sports
1:26:36
as perseverance. We've talked about movies on this show
1:26:38
before. They're like that American Underdog starring Zachary Levi.
1:26:40
I've like, I've been chosen to
1:26:42
do this because I'm great. And God's
1:26:44
greatness is in me. Right. And sports.
1:26:46
It's so funny to apply that to
1:26:48
other things that a lot of us
1:26:50
do. Right. Like
1:26:53
otherwise, because sports is so binary and everyone
1:26:55
does the Philippians 4-13 thing. Yeah.
1:26:58
It's winning or losing. It's things that are
1:27:00
so analogous to biblical virtues, but
1:27:03
anything else of like, I'm doing improv to the
1:27:05
glory of God. I was. Did you
1:27:07
think so? Oh yeah. How did you
1:27:09
do it to the glory of God? Well, it's easy. Bringing
1:27:11
joy is a
1:27:14
way to glorify God. If you bring
1:27:16
joy to others, easy. Next.
1:27:19
I guess we're glorifying God in this podcast. If
1:27:21
we brought you any bit of joy, you
1:27:24
would call this joy. Well,
1:27:26
it is up for the listener to
1:27:28
decide. All right. Take it easy. Why?
1:27:31
Yeah. It's fun. It's fun.
1:27:34
We're having fun. Does it smell good in
1:27:36
here? I can't really smell. Does
1:27:39
it smell good in here, Jeremy? I can't
1:27:41
smell anything. Okay. Why? I
1:27:43
just have my suspicions. I got a candle. I
1:27:46
had some Febreze, but. Oh no, you're doing fine.
1:27:48
Your suspicions about what? You asked this question four
1:27:50
hours into today. I know. I
1:27:53
know. Did Dexter poop his pants? No. Okay.
1:27:57
We got her. She's like.
1:28:00
in a way that I haven't seen. I am hungry.
1:28:02
Like it's huge. Hold on,
1:28:04
with this whole concept of the
1:28:06
movie, I do think I relate to
1:28:08
it in a certain way because when I was
1:28:11
raised in the church, when I'm moving down here
1:28:13
to go to school and take film classes, et
1:28:15
cetera, I was like, yeah, I wanna make movies.
1:28:17
I was like, lots of people in my church
1:28:19
community knew this about me because I was making
1:28:21
them in high school, et cetera. And
1:28:24
like, so many older people were like, that's
1:28:26
so great. You can make movies like
1:28:28
fireproof or like you can
1:28:30
shine a light in the devil's
1:28:32
playground known as Hollywood. And
1:28:35
that was what old people told
1:28:37
me that I was going to go do. And I was
1:28:39
like, hold on a second, I don't wanna do any of
1:28:41
that. Like I just, I wanna make
1:28:43
funny movies. Like I wanna make silly movies. Why
1:28:47
did he wanna make silly movies? To
1:28:49
bring joy? Is that true? What
1:28:52
do you want me to say? I'm
1:28:55
curious because some people don't
1:28:57
necessarily wanna make funny stuff for like to bring
1:29:00
joy to others. Like they just, you know what
1:29:02
I mean? Oh, okay. No.
1:29:04
What are the reasons? Well, I can just
1:29:07
answer, I guess truthfully. That is
1:29:09
what interested me. That's what I wanted to do was
1:29:11
make funny movies. I wanted to make people laugh. Yeah.
1:29:16
But yeah, but people couldn't, I
1:29:18
almost felt like I was disappointed. I was like, oh
1:29:20
no, do I have to like, I felt that added
1:29:22
pressure from like my church community to be like, oh,
1:29:24
I need to like make something like godly
1:29:27
or like I need to have a message. Like, do I
1:29:29
have to do that? And then, you know,
1:29:31
I went to a Christian university too and it was like, lots
1:29:34
of kids were making all like faith adjacent or
1:29:36
like messaging where it was like kinda, and some
1:29:38
kids were excited to do that. I was like,
1:29:40
oh really? I just thought I kinda wanted to
1:29:42
just do my own thing. Is
1:29:44
that gonna be allowed? And then the university didn't celebrate
1:29:46
any of my work. You know, I feel like when
1:29:48
I was making stuff in college. It was just funny.
1:29:50
Yeah, cause it was only funny. I was like the
1:29:52
only people, I was the only person in school, in
1:29:55
the film school, just making like comedies for
1:29:57
comedy's sake. Oh. So it
1:29:59
wasn't like. like I was showing up in the
1:30:01
newsletters, you know what I mean? You weren't getting the
1:30:03
claim even within that community. No, but that is an
1:30:05
interesting thing that I think about even today. Like, what
1:30:07
do I want to put out there? Like,
1:30:10
what are you trying to do? Yeah, that's what I'm, you
1:30:13
know, I'm interested in myself and what I
1:30:15
am trying to do and why I'm doing it. Because
1:30:17
whenever I, you know what I mean? Whereas like, when you're
1:30:19
like, I'm doing this for God. And it's like, all right,
1:30:21
well, period, see ya, bye-bye. But now-
1:30:23
It is sort of a get out of jail
1:30:26
free card of further interrogation of what that desire
1:30:28
is. You just say, God's
1:30:30
glory, he's glorified if I'm awesome. Period,
1:30:33
yeah. Whereas now I'm
1:30:35
like, why am I doing this? And
1:30:38
what would you say? I feel that I don't
1:30:40
know how to do anything else. Do
1:30:42
you think that's genuine? Because that makes it sound
1:30:44
like it's out of lack or
1:30:47
necessity. It's kind of Ricky Hill though, what
1:30:49
she's doing. I do feel little Ricky Hill
1:30:51
vibes where it's like, not
1:30:53
that I'm bringing glory to God. That is a
1:30:55
sentence no one has ever seen. Ricky Hill vibes.
1:30:58
That was the first time
1:31:00
in human history someone said
1:31:02
that. Ricky Hill vibes. Yeah,
1:31:04
I think you're right. I'm
1:31:06
feeling, I am feeling Ricky
1:31:08
Hill vibes. We're doing
1:31:10
original work on the podcast. Ricky
1:31:12
Hill vibes. Jason Alexander, love your
1:31:15
work, by the way. I
1:31:19
am feeling Ricky Hill vibes. You're
1:31:21
gonna be great. I just mean that he's like, this
1:31:24
is where I feel like, I do feel calling
1:31:26
to what I'm doing. And it doesn't
1:31:29
have to be like, A higher vocation. It doesn't have
1:31:31
to be spiritual, but I feel like
1:31:33
I was sort of like born to make
1:31:35
people laugh. No matter what, even if I
1:31:37
decide to become a teacher, whatever, do something
1:31:40
else, I believe that like
1:31:42
I was, I'm on the earth to make people laugh because
1:31:44
I love doing it. It's what I feel the most
1:31:46
comfortable doing. And it's the best
1:31:48
thing in the world. And it brings me joy. So that's
1:31:50
what I want to do. You know what I mean? Anyways,
1:31:53
but that, yeah, so I
1:31:55
don't know. You bailed
1:31:58
on yourself immediately. You
1:32:01
ended so well, and then you were like,
1:32:03
but maybe not, no. Yeah, and I take
1:32:05
it back. And I take it back. Yeah,
1:32:08
well, there's a lot of things that can feel like
1:32:10
a shortcut to purpose if you don't examine
1:32:13
them too closely. And
1:32:15
I think for the most part, I am not
1:32:17
waking up every day and thinking, why
1:32:20
am I doing what I'm going to
1:32:22
do today? That's not a common thought
1:32:25
for me. I do
1:32:27
what's to be done. But
1:32:30
then I think sometimes that lack of
1:32:32
interrogation or whatever can mitigate ambition,
1:32:37
ascendance, things like that.
1:32:40
So yeah, I guess I have a
1:32:42
lot of work to do here. No,
1:32:44
you're doing, your consistency is
1:32:47
something that I would be, I'm very,
1:32:49
very impressed, and I
1:32:51
admire it. Hey, that's nice, thank you. Absolutely.
1:32:53
But are you saying that the other side, where
1:32:55
you're going to compliment Amy? I just want to
1:32:57
leave space for that. Compliment you? I
1:33:01
think she was about to take back my compliment in a
1:33:03
black-handed way. Was she about to
1:33:05
do that? No. No. No.
1:33:08
No. Okay. Okay. Okay.
1:33:11
Okay. Okay. Okay.
1:33:13
No. No. All right.
1:33:17
You want a compliment? Yeah. God.
1:33:21
Like she's handing them out like, oh, you want
1:33:23
one too? Like, they're so embarrassed
1:33:26
for me right there. No, I
1:33:28
was just saying like, I know, because I was just
1:33:30
speaking to Kevin because he said like, I don't know
1:33:32
if I feel that way and pull of love, and
1:33:34
I'm like, I still think like what you're doing is
1:33:36
like, is really
1:33:39
something to be admired. I feel the same way about you.
1:33:41
If you ever question. Okay, so that's me, I got it,
1:33:43
cool. No, I'm saying if you ever question what you're doing,
1:33:46
I don't think you should, because I think what
1:33:48
is admirable about what you're doing is like, you
1:33:52
also have the consistency. You're putting
1:33:54
on a show every single month
1:33:56
in your home. Like there's so.
1:33:58
I don't think that what you're
1:34:00
doing that I've never seen done
1:34:02
in my 10 years of doing
1:34:04
comedy, the community that
1:34:06
you have created with a comedy
1:34:09
show. And I know that you're
1:34:11
like, oh, but it's not whatever. But like, I'm
1:34:13
sorry. What you have created with
1:34:15
the garage show is so
1:34:18
commendable and something that is like beyond
1:34:21
what any of these like big theaters
1:34:23
could ever could ever establish. And
1:34:25
I don't know if you realize that. Very
1:34:28
nice. Yeah, I don't realize that a lot. Yeah.
1:34:30
Okay. Well, there's your call. Well,
1:34:34
thank you. I appreciate that. That's
1:34:36
very kind. I think just
1:34:39
I'm not trying to counterpoint this, but like, like,
1:34:42
I think often if you are questioning your, well, why
1:34:44
am I doing this today? It doesn't just have to
1:34:46
be like, because you have doubts, you can just be
1:34:49
like, it can be a path
1:34:51
to reaffirm a mission statement to or
1:34:53
like, yeah, or really check it. Make
1:34:55
sure you're staying true with your, you
1:34:57
know, whatever you're trying to achieve. Get
1:35:00
your sites on the right, you
1:35:02
know, achievements and goals. Yeah. Like, why
1:35:04
am I doing this today? Yes, I know, because I'm
1:35:07
trying to get to this place. I'm trying to improve
1:35:09
my life in this way or I'm trying to orient
1:35:12
my life towards these goals. So
1:35:14
yeah, I think it's a healthy. I did. And
1:35:17
I do that a lot. I did that recently, like really deep dive because
1:35:19
I was like, am I just trying to like, what
1:35:21
am I, what do I want here? That's a good
1:35:23
conversation. What am I doing?
1:35:25
No, you know what I mean? And I had to
1:35:28
really kind of sit down with myself. And
1:35:30
then what'd you come up with? Well, what happened was
1:35:32
once I did that, then I
1:35:35
started sort of like, okay,
1:35:38
then I was like, you know what, I have an opportunity to do
1:35:40
a show and I'm actually going to
1:35:42
do a show and I'm going to do some storytelling
1:35:44
and I'm going to share because I do want to,
1:35:46
I want to make people laugh, but I also want
1:35:48
people to feel encouraged. That's a big part of my
1:35:52
mission statement in
1:35:54
what I'm doing. Not only do I want
1:35:56
people to laugh, but I want them to not feel so alone
1:35:58
in their pain. because
1:36:02
that's what comedy has done for me. And
1:36:04
so that's what I want to do for people. Whatever
1:36:07
I'm doing, whether I'm on a podcast or you know what
1:36:09
I mean? So it does feel, I
1:36:13
don't know, you know. Yeah, you got to
1:36:15
stay connected to those. Yeah, because when you
1:36:17
lose that, then you know, and then I get an
1:36:19
oh, and it's ego. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I
1:36:21
don't know. That resonates. Yeah.
1:36:24
Because often I don't think about it in
1:36:26
the comedy sense, in the sense of. No,
1:36:30
in the sense. Donald Trump. Right,
1:36:32
right. He was gonna claim your toilet. I
1:36:35
think about it on the
1:36:38
spectrum of connection. I
1:36:40
think about that. I think the most validating
1:36:42
compliments or feedback is when it
1:36:45
feels connective, when it feels like
1:36:47
I didn't know other people felt
1:36:49
this way or you articulated something
1:36:51
and I had trouble before, but then
1:36:54
that really gave me words or vocabulary
1:36:56
for something I didn't have. Or
1:36:59
like some of the, hopefully, I don't know. I don't
1:37:01
know if that's true, 334 episodes into the podcast. But
1:37:05
like sometimes conversations had
1:37:07
on the show or people we've had on
1:37:09
the show where it reflects some part of
1:37:11
someone else's experience. Because the whole idea behind
1:37:13
GCF was everyone felt a little
1:37:15
cuckoo experiencing this in a silo. And
1:37:18
then not like we're not allowed to talk about it, but it didn't
1:37:20
feel, I feel like it's different now, seven
1:37:22
years on from when we started it, but
1:37:24
just being able to be like, you remember
1:37:26
that Michael W. Smith reference in an improv scene?
1:37:28
Oh my God, I grew up with this fucking,
1:37:31
all this stuff and I had to do this. And it does that
1:37:33
for sure. But even to go back to
1:37:35
like Jeremy talking about just making comedy
1:37:38
for the sake of comedy, that is
1:37:40
also commendable and beautiful and like
1:37:42
should absolutely be treasured.
1:37:45
And they're like, cause it doesn't always, and
1:37:47
like I'm not saying that all comedy has to have like
1:37:50
a message where it's, you know what I mean? Like I
1:37:52
think sometimes the things that have healed me the most are
1:37:55
just the dumbest. Silly. Silliest things,
1:37:57
yeah. I found that there's certain low
1:37:59
points. experience in my life where
1:38:01
there's, I'm not gonna say what they are,
1:38:03
but there's like a handful, maybe there's one
1:38:05
or two podcast episodes. I'll
1:38:08
re-listen, to be clear, not of my
1:38:10
own, of other people's
1:38:12
podcasts that I'll re-listen to that
1:38:16
comfort me when I'm having
1:38:18
a funky time, that are
1:38:20
only silly, that are purely
1:38:22
that. I have no function
1:38:24
beyond that. Those are like comfort
1:38:26
me, but that's like, it's
1:38:28
like so powerful. I think it's so beautiful. And
1:38:30
that's why I'm like obsessed with comedy. I just,
1:38:33
you know, patch
1:38:36
out. The
1:38:39
cloud, the healed. No, I'm just-
1:38:42
Robin Williams is really on your mind. These
1:38:45
are these little kids. They're sick.
1:38:48
We need to make them better. The power of laughter. I'm
1:38:51
just saying. Mr. Your
1:38:53
joke, pay your money for it. How does everybody
1:38:55
feel? Are we ready for cornbread?
1:38:58
Yeah, I think we're ready for cornbread. I'm ready,
1:39:00
but before cornbread. Oh yeah, we do. We have
1:39:02
to get through this last bit. You
1:39:05
know, I might recommend a garnish
1:39:08
for your cornbread. Maybe
1:39:11
Rub a Little Dirt on it. The movie
1:39:14
ends with a song by the aforementioned
1:39:16
Randy Houser called Rub a Little Dirt on
1:39:18
It. So good. Go.
1:39:39
Every movie should end with an original song over
1:39:41
the credits. Rub
1:39:47
a Little Dirt on it. Six
1:39:55
pack open. A.I.
1:39:58
Rub a Little Dirt on it. Hell
1:40:00
yeah Rub
1:40:09
a little squirt on it Thank
1:40:11
You Randy for that Wow. I
1:40:14
like almost exit out of the movie really quickly when
1:40:16
it ended But that when this song started going I
1:40:18
was like wait a second Yeah,
1:40:24
that's that's for you also
1:40:27
this letterbox review Log
1:40:30
this from a user usually Christian drama flicks
1:40:32
like this get extremely bogged down With
1:40:35
heavy-handed prioritization of their messaging over
1:40:38
their stories Technical crafting
1:40:40
characters while the hill sometimes gets
1:40:42
preachy and sometimes is held back
1:40:44
by corny dialogue Bad dubbing
1:40:46
and poor supporting actors it Excells
1:40:50
because it gives thought and care to the
1:40:52
important elements of filmmaking. It's gorgeously
1:40:54
shot on film. It's not it's
1:40:56
definitely not digital Definitely not it's
1:40:59
sensitively directed always visually emphasizing its
1:41:01
character psychology to great effect the
1:41:03
script avoids succumbing to too much Sports
1:41:06
drama cliches. It's a human story in
1:41:08
the shell of a Christian sports film
1:41:10
and these humans are wonderfully brought to life
1:41:12
by these actors Aside
1:41:15
from a handful of distractingly poor
1:41:17
supporting cast members the leads
1:41:19
really kill it Even the
1:41:21
child actors I would say especially the child actors
1:41:24
Dennis Quaid is the obvious stand-up bringing so
1:41:26
much life and emotion to his character that doesn't
1:41:28
necessarily on the page That isn't
1:41:30
necessarily on the page His characters arc is
1:41:33
the soul of the movie and if there
1:41:35
was any justice in this industry Quaid would
1:41:37
be in serious consideration Oh,
1:41:39
we've gone off the rails long live
1:41:42
baseball and long live Dennis Quaid. Are
1:41:44
you serious long live baseball? Mike
1:41:47
and I would like to do with anything to
1:41:49
which no one there was a comment saying thank
1:41:52
you for articulating And
1:41:54
I would like to review from a user
1:41:56
that just says of course he was gonna
1:41:58
play baseball. Have you? I've seen his
1:42:00
ass and he did have
1:42:02
a nice... Was that your review
1:42:04
of it? No. I do love that.
1:42:07
Do you know there's a man that plays
1:42:09
professional baseball right now for the Seattle Mariners
1:42:11
whose nickname is Big Dumper? No,
1:42:13
I didn't know that. Holy shit. He's got
1:42:15
a big butt and they call him Big Dumper. So you
1:42:17
have to have a big butt to play baseball? It is
1:42:19
part of it. Why? It is.
1:42:22
The butt culture in baseball is
1:42:24
a thing. Unrealistic beauty standards are
1:42:26
right at it. Why does having
1:42:29
a big butt... Anything else before we
1:42:31
rate this movie? Let's
1:42:35
rate this movie. Let's rate this thing. All right, holy
1:42:37
toast. We're going to give it either holy toast. That's
1:42:39
a thumbs up. And bounce.
1:42:42
Holy roast. That's a thumbs down
1:42:44
where we send it all the way
1:42:46
to hell. Or if
1:42:48
we're not quite sure one way or the
1:42:50
other, we can send it to purgatory, otherwise
1:42:53
known as... So. Jeremy,
1:42:57
we'll start with you. That letterbox review
1:42:59
you just read has got a lot
1:43:01
of my feelings in the first half of it,
1:43:03
I would say. You don't feel long-lived baseball? What
1:43:08
does that mean? Baseball was under attack and
1:43:10
we need to protect it. What are we talking about
1:43:13
with baseball? Baseball is doing just fine.
1:43:16
It's actually more popular in more recent years than other
1:43:18
years. But no, you
1:43:20
know what? I actually think this movie is pretty good. But
1:43:23
no, you know what? I actually think this movie
1:43:25
is pretty unoffensive in a lot of ways. There's
1:43:28
a lot of it where I was like, sure. You
1:43:31
know, I'm not like... And with
1:43:33
the setup of it being a Christian sports movie, even
1:43:35
with sports cliches like that, letterbox review is talking about,
1:43:38
I'm expecting really corny sports
1:43:40
stuff all throughout. It's predominantly
1:43:42
a family drama. And I
1:43:44
don't know, it's done kind of OK. I'm
1:43:46
not mad about really most of it. There's
1:43:48
parts of it that irk me. I'm talking
1:43:50
about the like, yeah, go way back in
1:43:52
the field and hit it to my truck
1:43:54
again. Or like, you know, a couple of
1:43:56
shots or whatever. The chemistryless performance of the
1:43:58
two older leads. is actually atrocious.
1:44:01
But I don't know. I think the
1:44:03
main messaging and the conflict
1:44:06
between Quaid and the sun,
1:44:09
I think are explored. They
1:44:11
spend the right amount of time in it. The
1:44:13
pacing's okay. I'm
1:44:15
not that mad about it. I'll be real,
1:44:17
I'm gonna toast it. He's toasting the movie.
1:44:20
We're done here to Alyssa. Yeah,
1:44:22
I feel similar, Luke. I
1:44:25
didn't hate it. It wasn't like,
1:44:28
oh my gosh. I
1:44:31
have a soft spot for an old
1:44:33
country church in
1:44:35
an impoverished town. And
1:44:38
I do like sports movies. And the fact
1:44:40
that the person that wrote this wrote Hoosiers
1:44:46
is really something for me. But no, I thought
1:44:48
just like, the kids were such good actors. Very
1:44:51
good. I gotta give it a
1:44:53
holy toast. A holy toast. This
1:44:55
is the worst thing I ever seen. It
1:44:58
sure wasn't. And look, did I check my phone
1:45:00
a bunch during this movie? Oh, yeah. For sure.
1:45:03
I got up and got a bunch of snacks.
1:45:06
The movie's 20 to 30 too long. It's
1:45:08
so long. It's too long. Even the beginning
1:45:10
is like, oh my god, the setup is
1:45:13
so... Feels like I'm watching a prequel. Let's
1:45:15
roll, people. Let's go. Most
1:45:18
of my favorite scenes were in the beginning. Wow.
1:45:22
They reconnect that scene later. And
1:45:24
I'm like, we didn't need either of these scenes. Yeah,
1:45:26
that opening had me looking like... I'm
1:45:32
showing a picture of young Alyssa's little
1:45:34
face. Those eyebrows. Frida
1:45:38
Kahlo has entered the chat. Oh
1:45:45
my god. Kev, what's your review? It
1:45:49
was so competently done, but just too
1:45:52
shagging along in the tooth. There was
1:45:54
genuinely nothing terribly offensive in it. And
1:45:59
I am... I'm interested in
1:46:01
that chariot's a fire idea of how's
1:46:04
the glory of God manifest in you. And
1:46:06
especially when it's so synonymous with what
1:46:08
we would probably call... Sorry, I got it in
1:46:11
my... Get that out of there. Take a
1:46:13
picture of it. I will. Are
1:46:15
you gonna make the
1:46:18
face too? No, she's
1:46:21
not. She's not even gonna try.
1:46:26
I'm just gonna try that idea of God's glory being
1:46:28
felt when we're doing something that's transcendent
1:46:31
with our bodies or whatever that endorphin rush
1:46:33
is. And we'd probably call that
1:46:35
something different now, but I liked
1:46:38
a lot of the performances. Wait, do you feel that way when you
1:46:40
run? Oh, yeah. Love
1:46:43
that. I wouldn't run. I wouldn't
1:46:45
run if I didn't. It's a spiritual feeling.
1:46:47
If it was just like, I'm sweaty or
1:46:49
this is hard, wouldn't do it. Yeah. It's
1:46:52
so enjoyable. Yeah. Otherwise, you
1:46:54
know... It is so enjoyable. That's why
1:46:56
I get out to that run club. Yeah.
1:47:00
Uh, anyway. That's
1:47:02
how I feel. Ricky Hill ass over here. I'll
1:47:05
give it Ricky Hill vibes. You
1:47:07
know, in solidarity... I'm not
1:47:09
Ricky Hill vibes, but in solidarity, I will
1:47:12
also give it a holy toast. That's what
1:47:14
I'm talking about. Wow. We
1:47:17
gave it a holy toast. Why not? It's not
1:47:19
bad. All the way around. You did a good
1:47:21
job. It's not too bad. It's
1:47:23
our five of the podcasts. Good call.
1:47:25
Dim the lights in here, light the
1:47:27
candles and other shows. We might promote
1:47:30
ourselves or plug our projects. We're not here to
1:47:32
do that. We're here to lift them up to
1:47:34
the Lord. That's right. The last great thing we
1:47:36
enjoyed in secular culture. Last
1:47:39
great thing that we watch red. It's all listened to.
1:47:42
We start with Jeremy. You can lift me up.
1:47:44
Don't say vertical event. You
1:47:46
can lift me up at Jeremy P. Olsen, everywhere,
1:47:49
the L box, et cetera. I
1:47:52
want to lift up. I
1:47:54
mean, I want to lift up my wife, Charlie X,
1:47:56
CX, her new album. Brad
1:48:00
is that I'll tied the knot. It's
1:48:02
Brad summer. Wow. Yeah. Uh,
1:48:04
me and Alyssa just went and saw her on
1:48:06
Saturday. It was also we went to the shrine
1:48:08
here in Los Angeles and saw her. I
1:48:13
love her so much. I had the
1:48:15
greatest time. I don't think I stopped
1:48:18
moving one time. Wow. I was pouring
1:48:20
sweat. Wow. We got a
1:48:22
sweet spot on the balcony and we could see
1:48:24
we could see it all. It was great. And
1:48:26
speaking of manifesting Alyssa was like, we're going to
1:48:28
stand here. And we were behind some guy and
1:48:30
he was like tall and I was like, no,
1:48:32
we maybe we should move. And then he moved
1:48:34
and we got his spot. She
1:48:36
did. She somehow knew that that
1:48:39
guy would move. Yeah, I guess that's manifesting.
1:48:41
Yeah, I guess that's what that is. She
1:48:44
might have played her entire new album,
1:48:46
including all three bonus tracks. Holy shit.
1:48:48
Which I don't think I've ever heard
1:48:50
a bonus track live. Uh,
1:48:53
in such a way. But
1:48:56
then Alyssa, don't worry. She got
1:48:58
her party for you as well
1:49:00
from two albums ago during the
1:49:02
encore and she closed with I
1:49:04
love it by icon
1:49:06
a pop, which she actually wrote.
1:49:09
It was. I don't care. I
1:49:11
love it. That's right. And it
1:49:13
went off. Kevin, it went off.
1:49:15
Yeah. And I just keep thinking about the energy
1:49:17
in the room and like top
1:49:20
five show. We could see it all. I don't
1:49:22
know about top. I don't know. Ten. Yeah.
1:49:25
Top ten for top ten for. Yeah. I mean,
1:49:27
I just love her so much. And I love
1:49:29
watching her and I love what
1:49:31
she stands for. And I love her music and
1:49:34
her new album. Slaps. I love that. So
1:49:37
good. Summer Bratz. A happy Bratz
1:49:39
summer. She literally walked off the stage and said,
1:49:41
happy Bratz summer. She said
1:49:43
enjoy Bratz summer. I'm going to go see Garth
1:49:45
in theaters and have a happy Bratz summer. So
1:49:51
good. There's no way Alyssa heard what I
1:49:53
said. You said I'm going to have a
1:49:55
Bratz summer. Watch Garth Field. I'm always listening,
1:49:57
baby. She really did. I
1:50:00
know you think I don't hear but I
1:50:02
hear everything. I return to Alyssa. Okay. Hey
1:50:04
guys My name is Alyssa Sabo and you
1:50:06
can follow me on Instagram at Alyssa underscore
1:50:08
Sabo And
1:50:11
I also want to lift up Obviously
1:50:16
that album but I don't really
1:50:18
have anything too crazy because I've been I'm
1:50:22
a little busy with social obligations But
1:50:25
I just saw this is like a crazy
1:50:30
Need to explain everything saying sorry,
1:50:33
was that a brag? I just mean that I
1:50:35
had my birthday party Oh, yeah, we
1:50:37
don't need to list everything you've got going. Oh, I
1:50:43
Just saw Miley Cyrus Do
1:50:46
a cover of psycho killer and it was
1:50:48
made by talking heads Maybe one of the
1:50:50
greatest covers I've ever seen she kills a
1:50:52
cover. Have you seen this any cover? She's
1:50:55
ever done. I like it.
1:50:57
She's so good at it. Have you seen this one?
1:50:59
I don't think I have no Oh my gosh, we'll
1:51:01
watch it after this sounds good. Amazing. So I just
1:51:03
want to lift up that and Covers
1:51:07
in general Melissa wants to lift our
1:51:09
covers in general covers are great Although
1:51:12
I'm not Charlie XCX because that wasn't a cover because
1:51:14
it's actually her song. No, I know it's a Carole
1:51:16
King Oh, right and I want to lift up Kevin
1:51:20
and Jeremy is the covers that they
1:51:22
did at my karaoke birthday party. I'm
1:51:24
sure yeah Jeremy killed it when
1:51:26
nothing's gonna stop us now. He was hitting notes
1:51:28
that I never heard of hit Yeah,
1:51:31
it might be my best performance of that
1:51:33
sounded really Kevin, of course did I'm
1:51:36
on fire by Bruce Prickly, which is my favorite
1:51:38
song He also did some chair work, which I
1:51:40
thought was very very very savory. Yeah, so those
1:51:42
gotta give him something So is that okay for
1:51:45
me to lift up my my guys? Yeah My
1:51:48
name when I'm guys, I think
1:51:51
so my hungry guys Well,
1:51:54
you can lift me up at Kevin
1:51:56
Teaport everywhere, especially on only fans Alyssa
1:52:00
I lift up. He says it to
1:52:02
her, specifically. I
1:52:06
lift up Babe Pig in the city. Bing
1:52:09
bong. Oh, God. I
1:52:13
watched Babe Pig in the city for the
1:52:15
first time. Wait, for the first time
1:52:18
since I was a little kid. Oh, I see.
1:52:20
Okay. Yeah. That movie is so awesome. It's really
1:52:22
good. It's so awesome. It made me cry. I
1:52:25
got it on Blu-ray just so I could watch it.
1:52:27
Nice. That's good. Did you rent
1:52:29
it or buy it? I bought it. Wow. Yeah,
1:52:31
it was like five bucks on eBay or something.
1:52:33
Nice. But I loved it. I loved that little
1:52:35
pig. He's got me in the palm of his
1:52:37
hoof, I guess. Yeah. Little
1:52:39
hoof. Piggy. It's such a good
1:52:42
movie. I need to see it. There's a movie score
1:52:44
that's underrated. Very scary in parts,
1:52:46
like very dark. Yeah. All those
1:52:48
mean monkeys, then that mean dog,
1:52:50
and then he saves the dog. Oh, Kevin,
1:52:52
it's okay. I know, it's fine. Babe is okay. I'm
1:52:54
reliving it with that. I don't need to do that.
1:52:57
Bro, go to Big Daddy. Okay,
1:52:59
I'm watching Big Daddy now. Saboing
1:53:02
out a few days.
1:53:04
Just the phrasing of go to Big
1:53:06
Daddy. Go to Big Daddy. It's really
1:53:08
funny. All right, you can lift us
1:53:10
up at Christian Fun Pod everywhere. patreon.com/Good
1:53:12
Christian Fun for more Good Christian Fun.
1:53:15
And leave us a review it on
1:53:17
Apple Podcasts. Jeremy and Alyssa, thanks once
1:53:19
again for another great week of podcasting.
1:53:21
That's right, baby. Happy to be here.
1:53:23
Honestly, don't know how long this run
1:53:25
is, but I'm loving it. Do y'all
1:53:27
remember how we sign off? Nope. And
1:53:31
there's nothing left to say except
1:53:33
for, Okay,
1:53:36
I love you, Emma. We
1:53:39
love you, Caroline. Amen.
1:53:45
And that's how we end it. And
1:53:47
let's close it out, not
1:53:49
with a splash of water, but maybe a little
1:53:52
bit of dirt. Oh,
1:53:55
God. We'll
1:53:58
see you next week. Zotti!
1:54:01
That was a'day job by Adambett.
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