16:00

Like you get, you understand what I'm saying.

16:02

It's just almost, I was just, it's just like

16:04

hitting a wall, repeating, repeating the same impressions, same.

16:06

And I'm like, okay, I'm not, that's

16:08

it. I'm not growing anymore. And I don't like this.

16:10

I couldn't just say impressions just to

16:12

keep learning them and studying people. I'm

16:14

like, I'm done. The comedians

16:17

that do that, they go, I'm great at impressions. I'm

16:19

great at this one thing. They love this bit. And

16:21

I'm just gonna keep doing it and doing it and

16:23

doing it until I'm doing a resonant. They blow their

16:25

brains out. You know what I mean? But,

16:29

you know, I'm a visual person. I just saw

16:31

it happen in my head. Whoa. You

16:33

know what I mean? They do. They just

16:35

kind of like to have to kind

16:37

of prostitute yourself to be doing things

16:40

that no longer turn you on or

16:42

something. There's something really soul killing about

16:44

it. But also you're someone that I

16:46

am so in awe of because you're

16:48

such a singular talent like an Andy

16:50

Kaufman type that you have no other

16:52

career or talent to compare yourself to.

16:55

So, you know, I'm able

16:57

to kind of go, well, this person is doing this thing.

16:59

So yeah, I guess I should do that. I guess I should tour more. I guess I

17:01

should make a documentary. I guess I should do a

17:03

sitcom. Oh yeah, that's what I should. I should write.

17:05

Like I'm able to look to other careers. There's

17:08

no one like you. So you have

17:10

to like self-regulate and self-manage and

17:13

you have so many talents. Like I

17:15

don't have that many talents. You know what I mean? So

17:17

I can't be like, should I take a year off and like be

17:20

a brilliant painter? Like that's not even. You

17:22

could if you wanted to. Dude, George

17:24

Bush. Have you seen George Bush's paintings?

17:26

No. Can you pull

17:28

up George Bush's dog? George Bush dog

17:31

paintings, honestly. I don't know

17:33

if he was a good president or not.

17:35

I'm not qualified to weigh in. It doesn't

17:37

seem like he cared that much when he

17:39

was. So he started painting and sharing his

17:41

paintings. He started painting and his paintings make

17:43

me think I could be like

17:45

pretty successful at painting. But

17:48

he seems to have so much joy in what

17:51

he's doing. So George Bush, can

17:54

you pull up a big photo? This is

17:56

so funny. Like I think. Yeah.

18:00

Is that good painting? I don't know, you're a painter.

18:02

I mean, I think it's fine. But

18:05

is it for president? That's

18:08

pretty good. For president. Oh.

18:13

Oh. It's so funny, I could just say.

18:19

I also just love the pixels on

18:21

that, the grab. Like, it's the worst.

18:24

It's zoom out. He's not that bad of a

18:26

painter, but it's, it's like, am I an

18:28

asshole? It's

18:33

cute, no, it's fine. I

18:35

mean, is it? It's cute. But

18:38

are, it's, all right. Is

18:42

it supposed to be cute, or is it supposed to be like

18:44

amazing? Like, do you want someone looking at

18:47

your painting and being like, that's cute? No, I want

18:49

someone to be like, oh shit, this is cute. I

18:51

mean, I'm not gonna be like, I'm not gonna be like,

18:53

oh, I'm not gonna be like, no,

18:56

I want someone to be like, oh shit, this,

18:58

I feel this. Yeah, what do you feel when

19:00

you look at that? It's like, you know. Pity?

19:02

No. I'm

19:05

trying to be so nice. Why? No, I

19:07

think he like did bad things. I

19:10

think we can come for George Bush. I think it's

19:13

okay, I think it's okay. He literally, when someone told

19:15

him the World Trade Center blew up, he was like,

19:18

oof. I know, right on time, I planned that. It

19:21

just looks like, yeah, he's ending the

19:24

chapter of life. He's has

19:26

what? He's stopping terror.

19:29

I mean, is this the arrogance? Like,

19:32

what it would be like to be a white man

19:34

in America? I'd be like, yeah, I'm

19:36

a painter now and that's my painting. And

19:38

then someone buys it. Like, imagine? You

19:45

would get that one, because it's a

19:47

little horsey. Dude, a friend of mine went

19:49

to the farmer's market. This is a place

19:51

in LA, it's like a grove. It has

19:53

art galleries and food and whatever. Had to

19:55

just decorate his house. Gets a couple paintings.

19:57

One's like, they're expensive. One's five grand. And

19:59

once in this big like, you know, horizons,

20:03

what do you call it, landscapes? Oh yeah. And

20:06

Bringson Home has one in his living

20:08

room that's just a bunch of trees and a pond or

20:11

whatever. For like years, it fills a big wall. A

20:14

friend comes over, one point having a dinner party, looks at

20:16

it and is like, oh, that's

20:18

so cool, you have a Jane Seymour. And

20:22

he was like, what? He

20:24

didn't even know. No, he's like, wait, what do you mean? Like

20:27

Jane Seymour, who, is that Dr. Quinn

20:29

Medicine Woman? Jane Seymour?

20:32

I don't even know. She's an actor at Jane

20:34

Seymour. She was like an actress who started painting

20:37

and he's like, well,

20:39

why? Like, this

20:41

is a weird thing to find out. I

20:44

don't know who that is. You know? I

20:46

mean, she was like, you'll know her face when you see

20:48

it. Oh. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh,

20:50

she's a great, she's a really funny actress. She's an

20:52

amazing actress, yeah. But it's like, oh, wait a second.

20:54

I thought I was buying an artist's painting, not an

20:56

actress's side hobby. Like, is this,

21:00

like how many careers do you need to, like it

21:02

was just this weird thing that was like, wait, how

21:04

much did this cost? Like, I think she's

21:06

got money. Like, it's a tricky one. Yeah.

21:09

I feel like with my art, it's just,

21:12

I try to make it affordable for my fans

21:14

because, you know, it's not, it's

21:18

tough because some people are like, you should re, have

21:20

it in high prices. I'm like, no, this, some fans

21:22

come to shows and they can't even afford, you know,

21:26

like it's, shouldn't be prints or, you

21:28

know, oh yeah. So I

21:31

never made it. That's just one, I

21:33

don't know what I wrote on the back. Don't, what did I say?

21:35

Is this a suicide note? I know, you're saying

21:37

I have a crush on Shane

21:39

Gillis? Well, that's weird. Wait,

21:42

wait, Melissa Gillis, Melissa

21:44

Gillis. Oh no, gosh.

21:47

I'm so jealous of Whitney Cummings.

21:49

This is weird. What

21:52

did I say? I don't know. I think it's

21:54

just the description. Okay, I was like, damn, I

21:56

don't know. I really thought like when gray hair's

21:58

growing, don't they look like. And

28:00

you have to do what everyone else does. Yeah,

28:03

I feel like that, yeah. But

28:05

what if they mixed, because they'd

28:07

have to have older aliens too, like

28:09

grandmas and stuff or grandpas, or what

28:12

if they gave you the wrong chip and

28:15

they remixed you? Yeah,

28:19

I think that makes sense, because that makes sense,

28:21

because when I deliver some things, people are like,

28:24

wait, that didn't sound like a human. Like

28:27

the other night in my special, I was taping, I

28:31

sing this comedy song with this comedy

28:33

band, Wolves of Glendale, and when I

28:35

was introducing them, I go, this band,

28:37

when I met them, they

28:40

were just amazing, and I was like, I gotta

28:42

work with you, so please welcome, and it was

28:44

a mess of a sentence, and I'm sure I'm

28:46

gonna keep it in the special, and there was

28:48

people like, what the, and my friend, John DeWalt,

28:51

he said the best. And he was like, what

28:53

the, what the fuck? You can't talk. Like robot

28:55

glitch, like there's a glitch. There's glitches, plenty of

28:57

glitches. There's some times I see, because your talent

28:59

is unexplainable. It's like,

29:01

wait, she can like sing Britney Spears, she

29:03

can sing Sia, like it does, I

29:06

think whoever the alien

29:08

that was programming you that day, it was like

29:10

their last day, and they were like,

29:12

let's just, I can like, something

29:15

went wrong. And

29:18

they were like, we're making, because there's definitely a couple

29:20

pop stars where you're like, that's an alien. Like that's,

29:22

there's a couple of people I've met up close, like this

29:24

porn star, Angela White, who has no pores, and

29:27

I was like, if I was an alien, this

29:29

is what she'd be, and she just moves through

29:32

the world, and her eyes are cameras or something,

29:34

I don't know. But yeah, they might've just gotten

29:37

wasted the day they did you, and they

29:39

were like, let's make her have an incredible

29:41

voice, and she's hilarious, but

29:43

she also sounds like Owen Wilson,

29:45

and she can like echo other

29:47

people. But

29:52

then they like dropped the ball on the

29:54

like articulating a sentence. Yeah.

29:56

They were like, yeah. They were like, yeah.

29:58

They were like, London. Yeah, London. They did

30:00

not blow you on like, don't come off

30:02

like an alien. Like

30:06

just be chill. We should

30:08

do a reboot of my stepmothers an alien with

30:10

you. I've never seen, I was gonna say that

30:12

it reminds me of men in black cause all

30:14

of them are in people. Dude, my

30:17

stepmothers an alien is brilliant. Kim Vayscinger

30:19

is so brilliant at it, but you,

30:21

we should do a reboot of that

30:23

movie. Whoa, I'm gonna watch this then.

30:25

I wanna know as someone that is,

30:27

when people come off really joyful, oh,

30:29

and I have questions for you, believe

30:31

it or not, joyful and yeah, and

30:33

also by the way, what were these

30:35

messages on Instagrams, on Instagram you said,

30:37

I have numbers for you.

30:40

And I was like, what are you talking, you said I have

30:42

numbers. Okay,

30:45

but anyway, go on, what were you saying?

30:47

No, no, no, no, no, I Instagram DM'd

30:49

you because I have, when I tell you

30:51

three different cell phone numbers for you. Whoa.

30:54

And Melissa V,

30:56

Melissa V. Asinore, I have

30:58

a 562-578. Oh,

31:02

oh, these are my old numbers. I

31:04

have so many old numbers for you.

31:07

I thought you were saying, oh, I'm

31:09

popular, people wanna, there's a lot of

31:11

different numbers. I thought

31:13

you meant you had really

31:16

important numbers to give to me. Like

31:19

I thought you meant like I have numbers, like I

31:21

do number, my podcast does numbers, like I have numbers.

31:24

Like you better say yes to this. I

31:26

just thought there were a lot of people

31:29

that needed to get in contact with me

31:31

that were really important numbers. And you still

31:33

showed up? And

31:36

you thought that was okay? You still,

31:38

you responded? Okay, we

31:40

need to really undo some of this

31:42

SNL trauma because if someone says that

31:44

to you, you immediately block them. Thank

31:46

you for giving me the benefit of the doubt. I

31:49

also should have been more clear. I just, I

31:51

was- My old numbers, yeah. And I was going, I'm

31:53

DMing you because, and by the

31:56

way, this is a great way for me

31:58

to show you my love for you. Yeah,

44:00

yeah, yeah. Yeah. That was my cooking

44:02

mom on Nintendo DS. And in my

44:05

brain, I'm like, oh, she's like, like,

44:08

does it can't get guys? I mean, well, she

44:10

has nine guys that are madly in love with

44:12

her. It's not that she can't get, it was

44:14

like, I read the situation all wrong. I was

44:16

like, oh, this is like, oh, this poor thing.

44:18

Let me like, she's got nine guys vying for

44:21

attention. And I'm like, well, could I like set

44:23

you up with someone? And she's

44:25

like, no, I just broke up with someone and I'm

44:27

not, I just, I don't want a date right now.

44:29

And I was like, well, why? What, you know, I'm

44:31

like lesbian, what is it? And

44:33

she just goes, I don't want to listen.

44:37

That was it, period. And

44:40

I was like, that is the most savage fucking

44:44

ruthless, fuck

44:47

wild. I

44:50

don't want to listen. I don't want to

44:52

listen. I wasn't programmed by the, to listen

44:54

to other humans talk. If I'm not doing

44:56

my surveillance, yeah, it's approval.

45:00

Just let it, let it go. Oh yeah, so I

45:02

was saying is I'm using this podcast to get to

45:04

know friends. Like, we're

45:06

really close, but I don't know a lot of things

45:09

about you. No, but I haven't seen you in a

45:11

bit too. So, and hung out and chatted. Any hot

45:13

takes that you have that no one else agrees with?

45:16

Oh no. Like mine, for

45:19

example, I don't think Woody Allen's funny. I

45:22

don't get it. Beatles, I don't

45:24

get the Beatles. Okay.

45:27

Seems like kids music. I'm

45:29

not a TikTok fan. Whoa.

45:33

It hurts my head. I

45:36

go on. It is a great way to make people

45:38

like you. It just feels desperate. That's

45:41

what I feel like everyone wants. And

45:43

I'm like, shut up. Yo,

45:47

Lupe, we're channeling you, pretty.

45:49

Shut the fuck up. Does

45:53

feel desperate. I'm

45:56

on there though. I do have. It is really,

45:58

really important. pack

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48:02

The clothes I have, they either don't fit,

48:04

they're worn out, they don't match. I look

48:06

like a trash person. I'm really trying to

48:08

step it up and be cute. I

48:11

am so sick of looking like one of the kids

48:13

from Stranger Things. I really am trying to step it

48:15

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48:20

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48:22

best version of all the other affordable brands

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that used to have stores and I don't

48:26

know what happened to them. I guess we're

48:28

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48:31

clear. But everything on Quince's site I want

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and everything works together. It's kind of weird.

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50:06

It does feel desperate. Why

50:08

does Instagram not feel as desperate just

50:11

because it's been around longer or

50:13

it's not juxtaposed between like children

50:15

like with synchronized dancing? Yeah, I

50:17

think that's it. I think there's more of that on

50:19

there and that voice. When

50:23

your boyfriend says he's going out with the boys. That, all that

50:26

stuff bugs me. Because it

50:28

also is like Instagram just

50:30

feels like it's for some reason older,

50:32

like adults, and you're like going to

50:34

the theater to like, because when we're

50:36

everything that's digital, there's a physical version

50:38

of it, right? Email. I

50:40

stopped checking my email all day when I was able

50:42

to go, imagine if I

50:44

walked to my mailbox every

50:47

10 minutes. It was like, what

50:49

about now? What about now? It

50:52

would be nuts. Whoa. Right?

50:56

Whoa. If you saw your

50:58

neighbor walking out to the mailbox every

51:00

10 minutes to check if mail had

51:02

came, you'd be like, this

51:04

person's not well. But you know what? I'm also older

51:06

now and I'm maybe, I

51:09

was like that before, I'm trying to come coming

51:11

up, you know, on Vine. So

51:13

I could, I understand. Oh, you did Vine. I

51:15

did. And you don't like TikTok? I

51:17

mean, but I

51:20

feel like that's just, now I don't,

51:22

and what

51:25

I do like about it is access to

51:27

a lot of people we would never find

51:29

otherwise. Like I love, like recipes on there,

51:32

there's like great parenting tips and stuff on

51:34

there. It's definitely better than Google, like just

51:36

the web. Yeah. Those

51:38

are your options. But I'm like, I want to

51:41

like figure out how to help my baby, like

51:43

not teeth or whatever. Yeah. Certainly not gonna go

51:45

to the doctor. And then I guess it aligns

51:47

with your, what you like, right? Algorithm and stuff.

51:49

Yeah. Like stuff you like. Yeah. Not

51:51

hating on it. It just for me is maybe

51:53

it hasn't warmed up. I don't. No,

51:56

you're right. I think for my head it

51:58

hurts. Yeah. But I think I, I

52:01

like that people do have those tips. It

52:03

helps people. And

52:05

also when you don't like a video on

52:07

there, I guess it is like your fault.

52:10

That's what gets tricky about it. Because

52:13

you like something before. It's your,

52:15

people like the algorithm, it's like, no, it's

52:17

your algorithm. It's a mirror.

52:19

You're looking at the man in the mirror right now. I'm

52:23

looking at the man in the mirror. And

52:26

so you're kind of like, why are they

52:28

showing me all this? All these

52:30

like Sydney Sweeney conspiracy theories. I don't want

52:32

to see this. And I'm like, I guess

52:34

two nights ago at 2 a.m. I did

52:36

go into a wormhole on this. I guess

52:39

they're just right about

52:41

what I'm interested in. And I don't like it.

52:44

One bit. Who's

52:47

your childhood crush? It's

52:50

Evan Sawa from Little Giants. He

52:52

was also Casper at the end. Remember he turned

52:55

into a human boy. In the

52:57

Christina Ricci movie? Yep. Everyone wanted

52:59

to fuck that ghost. He was fine.

53:02

He was the hottest. You have any now crushes?

53:05

Like celebrity crushes? Not

53:09

a lot. If

53:11

you have a crush on a male actor at this point, you're a lesbian.

53:15

Wait, what? Like

53:18

none of them are like manly. I guess

53:20

there's like- I think Oscar Isaac is- Number

53:22

one. Number one. My number one. Yeah. I

53:25

watched X Machina again the other night and I

53:27

can't get enough. And

53:29

a really cool dude. When

53:32

he punches the female robot in the face. So

53:35

hot. I love that guy. I

53:39

love that guy. He's the best.

53:41

I think he's probably up there. There's

53:43

gonna be probably a lot of these. A

53:45

weird thing you do at home when you're alone.

53:49

I eat over the sink. Really? Yeah.

53:52

That's just smart. It's smart, right? People like-

53:54

I told Theo that and he was like,

53:56

Oh, that's sad. I was like- Okay,

54:02

he's admitted to spying on

54:04

families when they eat dinner. Let's

54:07

not, let's slow down. Oh

54:11

man, when

54:14

I'm in a, I don't know, I just like sometimes I have

54:16

to tell myself, sit down and enjoy the meal. Even

54:18

you're alone. It's the only thing sadder than

54:21

that is being alone and getting out

54:23

a plate and getting out a placemat

54:25

and getting out forks and letting it

54:27

down. Like a murderer. Okay,

54:31

so you like it. That's

54:33

cool. Eating is a

54:35

necessity. If

54:38

you're alone, it's like... Just give me something for

54:40

my fuel for the rest of the day. Yeah.

54:44

I feel like... If I have people, I'll sit down and have

54:46

a chat and eat, but... Why is

54:48

it okay to eat in the car? Right.

54:50

Because you're multitasking. That's not sad. That's

54:52

just multitasking. All right, I won't feel

54:56

so bad about it anymore. It depends

54:58

on what the food is. Are

55:06

you cutting a steak over, like in the steak?

55:10

No. Like

55:14

the other night I had a couple cupcakes. Well,

55:16

that's the sad part. It doesn't matter

55:19

where you eat them. It

55:21

doesn't matter where you eat them. Okay.

55:25

Yeah. I didn't want it all

55:27

over. I didn't want any chocolate crumbs. Sure. So

55:29

I'm over the sink, eating it. chocolate.

55:32

Exactly. Very smart.

55:35

So I used to have overeating, like I'm

55:37

not saying you're like addiction. No,

55:46

no. And

55:54

I'm very anxious. That's all overeat and

55:56

finish everything on the plate. Well, I'll do

55:58

like three bowls of cereal. like alone. Like

56:01

it's a way to like- Popcorners is

56:03

my addiction. What are those? Popcorner chips.

56:05

Oh God. The kettle corn ones. I

56:08

can't even have those near me. And

56:11

I'll inhale, inhale. I used to eat

56:14

these like really thick like protein bars

56:16

that were like almost like viscous and

56:18

pretty much indigestible. And just

56:20

as a way to incapacitate myself so that I

56:22

like could isolate as a way to isolate, right?

56:24

Which I think is the definition of

56:26

kind of an addiction. I

56:28

was at like some meeting about it. Like I went

56:30

to Over Eaters Anonymous like a couple times but my

56:33

thing was really codependence. And

56:35

this woman was a friend

56:38

of mine. This was not someone I'm not sharing something that was

56:40

shared in a meeting. Told me about her friend who would go

56:43

to a, because

56:45

when I would go buy protein bars, like

56:47

I had already bought so many from that

56:49

7-Eleven that I

56:51

would pretend they were someone else. Like

56:54

the performance that goes into like, do you have

56:56

any more? I just like, I'm getting a bunch

56:58

for my niece's soccer

57:01

game. Like we're just, if you have

57:03

any more like in the back and

57:05

like, that was my acting training in

57:07

LA. But this

57:09

woman was going every day to this bakery to get

57:12

a birthday cake and she would eat the whole birthday

57:14

cake in the car. That's like some shit I would

57:16

do. And every day

57:18

she would say it was to a different person.

57:20

You know, like happy birthday, Jimmy. Like happy birthday,

57:22

Monica. Like and- And it was for her? Oh.

57:26

And then one day the guy said, I can't

57:28

do this for you anymore. Like

57:31

knew the whole time. And

57:33

I know this is not like a goosebumps

57:35

story and I'm not bombing, I swear. It's

57:38

more just, I have to remind myself

57:40

of that story because we're not getting

57:42

away with anything. And I always

57:45

have to remind myself. Whoa. Like

57:47

when you're fake, when you're like, yeah, I'd love to

57:49

see you soon. Like no one's buying it. Like

57:53

we convince ourselves that we're getting away

57:55

with this shit. And we're just not.

57:58

Whoa. Which is also like. If

58:00

you don't like me and I try to make you like me

58:02

and I'm fake you're gonna know I'm just trying to make you

58:04

Like me like everyone knows everything Yeah,

58:08

I don't know what point I'm trying to make here. No, I

58:11

it's a good point and This

58:15

is a good point right? Yeah, this is you have making

58:17

good point right? Yeah, right. Yes Thing

58:24

that what's the thing that you like that nobody else likes I Mean

58:35

I Think

58:37

a lot of people like it, but I love Vicks Vapo

58:40

rub That's not a that's not

58:42

anything No, you're the only

58:44

one now. I'm gonna stop. No, we're stopping what

58:46

okay So I feel like a lot of people

58:48

a lot of Mexican people love Vicks Vapo rub

58:51

They really do put that on a loop Um

58:54

That is going to take over to

58:57

I'm so sorry You don't like take dog

58:59

because you're about to own it. Okay, my

59:01

boyfriend He's Mexican also and he say he

59:04

brought his little bag to stay the night

59:06

and I looked at his restaurant bag Vicks

59:09

Vapo rubs in there and I was like Cool

59:16

until he gets on your pussy. I mean

59:18

it's all Why you go there

59:20

all fun and games Okay,

59:23

so Vicks Vapo rub my mother every

59:25

night before bed would put it under

59:28

her nose Yeah, that's every night my

59:30

entire childhood I had to

59:32

break my Vicks Vapo rub addiction because I

59:34

put it under my nose every night until

59:37

I was like 31 32 Add

59:39

to it was just so like if someone's not into

59:41

Vicks Vapo rub it can destroy relationship if right before

59:43

bed You're like, excuse me. Let me just pull up

59:45

my ammonia You know mean and then

59:48

so I now do pine oil. It's

59:50

a good oil. Yeah Yeah,

59:53

cuz I also love peppermint oil

59:55

like that just a menthol. Yeah.

59:57

Yeah. Yeah pine oil just smooth

59:59

I just like I do like an oil underneath.

1:00:02

Good to know. I respect that. That's

1:00:05

so funny to me. What this new, can I

1:00:07

edit without prying too much? What, how'd you know

1:00:09

this guy was the guy? What about him? He's

1:00:13

just calm and grounding. Interesting. He does,

1:00:15

he's not in the business. I

1:00:18

love it. He's a real

1:00:20

sweetheart. Meet on an app or? Yep, The Hinge.

1:00:23

Met on the Hinge. Unhinged. I think that

1:00:25

that's a good app. I think so too.

1:00:28

What works over guys listening? What was a

1:00:30

good, did he have the opening line? I

1:00:33

can't remember, but I think

1:00:36

he messaged me quite a few times and I

1:00:38

was like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't talk

1:00:40

to him for a month or something. Yeah, that's

1:00:42

my entire experience communicating with you. I

1:00:45

didn't until like November, then we

1:00:47

started talking and we met in December. So

1:00:49

it was kind of. And what was it right away?

1:00:53

I just, I saw him and I was like, oh,

1:00:55

he's so handsome and so cute and he's like in

1:00:57

awe of my world and what

1:00:59

I do. I, you're

1:01:01

just saying two things that I wish I had

1:01:03

heard when I was younger, which is number one,

1:01:05

your person might not be like, like

1:01:09

the person I'm dating now, like messaged

1:01:11

me. I kind of was like, nah, like I just wasn't,

1:01:14

you know, in the head space, whatever. We

1:01:16

hung out first time. It was like, we're together. It

1:01:19

was like, it was a slow chill build.

1:01:23

There was no adrenaline, there was no stress. There

1:01:25

was no like crazy addictive

1:01:27

passion. We're texting 24 seven all the time, which

1:01:30

is what I used to think love and a

1:01:32

soulmate and a connection was. And

1:01:34

like, it's okay to have like

1:01:36

a slow burn. Yeah, we

1:01:38

met early December. We talked,

1:01:41

he called me every day. We didn't hang

1:01:43

out till January. Love it. But

1:01:46

it was like nice. It was so nice

1:01:48

that just communication for a bit. Very adult.

1:01:50

Felt really good. You're not like overdosing on each other or

1:01:52

you're not spending too much time together. Cause if you spend

1:01:54

too much time together in the beginning, then you've set this

1:01:56

precedent that you have to be together all the time. So

1:01:58

then when you take two days. It's like

1:02:00

weird. Yeah, so we'll see. I think he's

1:02:03

really sweet though. I'm obsessed with you. You

1:02:05

really just do your thing. Yeah,

1:02:07

but I wanted, yeah, I just wanna,

1:02:10

I don't know, I'm just letting it flow. Some new

1:02:12

tattoos? I like these mountains. I

1:02:15

have a little mountains. I

1:02:17

have this beautiful one. I love the hummingbird. You

1:02:19

know, hummingbirds are the most athletic animal. Most

1:02:22

athletic? Most athletic for the ratio of

1:02:24

their size. Ooh, yeah,

1:02:27

they're beautiful. That's amazing. I got it after

1:02:29

my grandma passed. I got

1:02:31

this fun phrase. This is called, it says,

1:02:33

nimodo. In Spanish it means, oh, what are

1:02:35

you gonna do? Isn't that

1:02:37

so funny? And I've heard it

1:02:40

all my life when people, when I complain or

1:02:42

get frustrated about something, I've heard my grandma or

1:02:44

my mom be like, nimodo. And

1:02:46

nimodo. Nimodo. Nimodo. It's

1:02:48

just like, that's how it's

1:02:50

gonna be. And guess what? I'm just a worm.

1:02:53

It's the same thing. I'm just a worm. It's the

1:02:55

same, and it makes me feel so. Nimodo. This

1:02:58

is my mantra in life at this point. Nimodo.

1:03:02

I'm just a worm. It makes me

1:03:04

laugh so much. What are you gonna do? It makes me laugh

1:03:06

so much. I love this, we don't have that

1:03:08

phrase like that in America or in English. I

1:03:12

mean, isn't it just, yeah. Queserah,

1:03:14

serah. Say lovey. Oh yeah, I

1:03:16

guess that's French. It's French, yeah. Oh my God,

1:03:18

you're right. Yeah, like in America we're like, we're

1:03:20

gonna do something about it. Yeah.

1:03:23

What are we gonna do? A thing, we can do anything

1:03:25

to change it. Like there's no, we're the only culture that doesn't

1:03:27

have a phrase that's like, I guess

1:03:29

we just accepted and move on. America's like, well, I'm not

1:03:32

accepting this and I'm not moving on, we're changing this. I

1:03:34

can control other people's thoughts and I can change their

1:03:36

childhood with my behavior. We're gonna change it

1:03:38

right now and fix it. That's

1:03:41

so true. And that's why we're all dying

1:03:43

of cancer. No. That's why we're

1:03:45

all on Prozac in the most medicated country. We

1:03:47

don't have that mentality of like, what

1:03:50

are you gonna do about it? I think I'm trying to go

1:03:52

more into that place. You feel

1:03:54

it, I mean, you don't. Yeah. I

1:03:59

love you.