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DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

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DUMB INTRO

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Greetings adventurers!

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I am your dungeon master,

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Michael Damaro, and my pronouns

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are he-him. Hi, my name's

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Nika, and my pronouns are she-her.

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I play Rourke. Hey everybody, it's great

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to be here. Thank you so much for having

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me. My name is Tim Lanning, my pronouns are

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he-him, and I play Chuck. Hey everyone,

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I'm Jennifer Sheik, my pronouns are she-her, and

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I am playing Celine Von Esper. Hi,

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my name is Mike Bachman, my pronouns are

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he-him, and I play Screech Echo. Guys,

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and not

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guys, it's episode 100. Woooo!

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We're freaking 100! That's crazy!

1:12

This is 102, because it's the second time we

1:14

did it. What? Oh yeah!

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What are you saying? The

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second time we've done 100. It's 100

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Junior, is what you're saying. Yeah. Well, I

1:24

just wanted to say a couple

1:26

words up at the top, because

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I don't have a big, you

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know, I can't just hammer

1:33

a weird plot twist in there. So

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instead, I'm gonna do

1:39

real feelings. How

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do you guys feel about that? Oh god. I don't

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like this. I love it. No, I'm okay

1:45

with it. I'm excited. Don't be offended if I get

1:47

up to shit in the middle. Let's

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all get up to shit. No, because

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like you say, it's the second 100.

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Yeah. We've done five hundreds. We've

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done five of these. That's a lot. That's

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a lot. That is a lot of episodes.

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And you couldn't do that if you

2:05

weren't enjoying it. So I

2:07

just wanted to thank all of my co-hosts.

2:10

Aw, gosh. Aw. You

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know, you're all funny, you're all great role

2:14

players. I appreciate you

2:16

guys. Clip that, clip that, clip that, clip that. Clip the clip, clip

2:18

the clip of it. And then when we're bad, we're gonna be like,

2:21

remember when you said this. You said that. You said this, you like

2:23

us. When you said this, you said you loved us. I

2:25

love us. That's true. Thank you, Michael. I'm

2:27

thankful to you. Thank you. No,

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I was just saying to Tim the

2:32

other day, how much fun that I'm

2:35

having in the campaign. We were giggling about

2:37

Jim Michael, Jim Michael's voice.

2:39

And just, I good

2:41

on us, honestly, for going this long. Yeah.

2:45

I'm still having fun. So we often will

2:47

goof, and I mean, it's like not really

2:49

a goof, but we'll goof that like, oh,

2:51

if we weren't getting paid, we

2:53

couldn't do the show anymore, which

2:55

is probably true. Because it's hard. But

2:57

also, if we weren't like having fun,

3:00

it wouldn't really matter what it is. It would not be

3:02

happening. Yeah, and I think there's enough of

3:04

the other projects for which we have done together

3:07

that have been consistent enough that I think

3:09

it's clear that we're able to put up

3:11

those goddamn numbers. But, you

3:13

know, sometimes one does

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pivot based off the

3:18

lack of response. And sometimes that

3:20

response is viewers, downloads, and sometimes

3:22

it's money. So we were lucky

3:24

enough to have all of it

3:27

at one point. And now

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we have a couple of those. And that's

3:31

what we still, I'm kidding, sort of. But

3:35

it is so strange that

3:37

as we were entering, you know, right

3:40

around the bend, our 13th year, like,

3:43

what do we do with that? Wait, is

3:45

that right? We just did it. No. It

3:48

can't be right. Because we just did the 10 year

3:50

last year. No, we did the 10 year late. Yeah,

3:53

but that still doesn't. So it's 11 this year.

3:55

Next year is 13. All

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right, okay. 20 years. on

4:00

the horizon. Yeah, I mean, I guess it's

4:02

more than a year away for sure. But

4:05

but 2025 is not it will

4:07

get there and they will be able to say this is

4:09

the 13th year. So and

4:12

huge thank you to David. Oh, yeah, absolutely.

4:14

Another thing that we would have stopped if

4:17

that. Yeah, yeah. And like, you know, he

4:19

just he puts a lot of of love.

4:21

The thing is the thing that the listener

4:24

should understand is he puts a lot of

4:26

love in that he just

4:28

does on his own. That isn't like,

4:31

like the voice shifting he did

4:33

for me last episode was not

4:35

a request. No, that's just like

4:37

how good David is. Yeah, it's

4:39

just during the time I did

4:41

the same voice for like, three

4:43

kids. And

4:45

he was kind enough to shift

4:47

it so that it wouldn't sound

4:50

stupid. Yeah, I mean, it makes it easier where

4:53

we know, you know, early on, right? It was I

4:55

still have a little bit in the back of my

4:57

brain for sure. But I mean, listen to episodes five

5:00

years ago. And there

5:02

was definitely anxiety about like,

5:04

pauses and things like that.

5:07

Trying to like rush our turns too much, which

5:09

we still technically should do because that's good table

5:11

manners. But like, we don't

5:13

have to worry about the final product anymore.

5:16

Yeah, I'm gonna be stressed about like, oh,

5:18

God, I am actually flocking up our podcast.

5:20

So, you know, having that behind

5:22

us and you know, making sure that whatever

5:25

we do, the good stuff will be there.

5:27

There's many times that he's kind of had

5:29

to like cut around things and make things

5:31

work to preserve cannon and whatever like that.

5:34

So it's been it's been a blessing and

5:37

probably like close to I mean,

5:39

over 600 episodes, right? First campaign was

5:41

like 400 and something right?

5:44

457. Right. And then Levi

5:46

said it was like 13. And

5:48

then Oh, yeah. Over like

5:50

12 years of like A

5:55

couple mailbags every now and again. bro. if

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we did two mailbags a year, that's. Twenty

6:00

six hundred mailbags? crazy was a

6:02

as yeah then obviously a myth.

6:05

We try to look for five

6:07

Forceps as year. So.

6:10

Easily enough. like not counting all

6:12

the weird like. Kickstarter. Once a

6:15

dead and like. Yeah,

6:17

yeah, go to payforour.com Yeah!

6:19

Last Bnd podcast skill. The.

6:22

Song: Foaming Tankers Yeah, that that's

6:24

when. Really good? Yes, yeah, it's

6:27

worth listening to. Analyze. This like

6:29

old stuff on there like beers from the

6:31

fuck have all. I. Am from the first

6:33

six. They're not a lack of time

6:35

and open source and do really only

6:37

know is a fucking do plan to

6:39

kick starter. But he starts. I take

6:41

down the entirety of the random encounter

6:43

seat cause why would you? It's kind

6:45

of weird deliver Dead Sea does exist

6:47

and myself being paid as throw it

6:49

into further patria. I mean I know

6:51

that a sad little crass, but. Sometimes

6:54

people will email us about broken links to Cast

6:56

of Rose and like. Thank you for

6:58

reaching out, but I seriously don't give a

7:01

single. Of

7:03

I don't know how to fix

7:05

it and know of now Vita

7:07

highlight of my week is the

7:09

these Tuesday's that feels very very

7:12

hashtag blessed that we get to

7:14

go and make many many last

7:16

with my buds and are able

7:18

on the end of as he

7:20

is the day to make a

7:22

little bit of money from doing

7:25

it. It's very mammal as a

7:27

movie. That Jewish. All

7:29

right of that sits

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over. Previously.

7:37

On Greens adventurers. Busy.

7:40

With I'm sorry, come again I can. It's hard to

7:42

hear you through the mass can be sick enough use.

7:45

I've never read your mind. I tend to do. This

7:48

is Bobo. Okay, so this is not

7:50

a cloud that I've heard of before.

7:52

nanos a new guys weren't telling you.

7:54

so what do I do about your

7:56

account? I just I think he's trying

7:58

to sabotage the care. For

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her to do here what use right is

8:03

use your regular voice you i think the

8:06

mascot know this is my normal voice is

8:08

is he loosened all the lug nuts and

8:10

one of the we'll say i used as

8:12

a care the animals his he could talk

8:14

to the doctor and his first i've never

8:17

be. Caught dead with

8:19

those clouds. Ah that's true

8:21

fire. I don't know. The

8:23

rope high sec, you nuts?

8:26

But. Doesn't

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okay? Are you guys

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9:07

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like ah I have never heard

9:25

that before. I will. They take us

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9:29

we die. When where did you hear

9:31

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9:34

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So you all convene, they're

12:07

just finishing up lunch and stuff and

12:09

they're going to head out soon. You

12:13

guys are free to chat amongst

12:15

yourselves now that you've finished

12:17

your chores. I can't even do

12:19

100 of these, I love you guys. It's day

12:21

100. Oh, of our

12:24

drink together? It's obviously. Oh.

12:27

I love you guys so much. Crazy. Did

12:30

you guys hear about that new hot clown? What? There's

12:33

a new hot, there's a new hot. Uh,

12:35

just tell me more. Uh, yeah, his

12:38

name's Bo-Oh, he's like super jacked and

12:40

he's like way hot. Jokester

12:42

who, am I right? Wow, okay, he's gotta

12:44

be pretty hot if you're just

12:46

like forgetting the jokester. No, no it's not.

12:49

That's a little barber note, we don't have to worry

12:51

about it. Uh, okay. Uh,

12:53

I like new clowns,

12:56

synergy, all that stuff. Let's, uh,

12:59

let's go as the kids say. That's the guy

13:01

who's been fucking with the lug nuts though. Wait,

13:03

he's been doing what? He's been fucking with the

13:05

lug nuts on a train. Listen, he's a

13:07

bad boy, okay? He's gonna get

13:09

somebody killed. He's fucking with lug nuts? Yeah.

13:13

I don't like that. What's his, what's his

13:15

deal? Like what, like why is he doing that? Maybe we

13:17

should keep an eye on him. Yeah.

13:20

I don't know. You guys seem to know about it.

13:22

Maybe we should do a recon action right now. You know, maybe, maybe

13:25

it was like Rorkely and we're walking around and

13:27

we can observe him and maybe we're gonna get

13:29

an info. Yeah, you're the queen of

13:31

the clowns. I think. Yeah.

13:34

He may be hot. I'm not disputing that. Should we go

13:36

talk to him? Did you take care of the nuts? No,

13:38

no, you don't go talk to him. I don't want my dad

13:40

to talk to him. That's so embarrassing. I didn't, let me see

13:42

this man. Let me see this gentleman. How about, how about we

13:44

let, let me have a real talk with him. Maybe

13:48

we're working, maybe we're gonna

13:50

go talk to him and we observe

13:52

from nearby and eavesdrop pretend like we're

13:54

like talking about something else or like

13:56

doing something else. So we're like nearby.

13:58

Rorke, all allowed. this you shan't

14:01

be un-chaperoned but what you can do

14:03

is turn me into a chinchilla and

14:05

I will sit in your arms and

14:08

judge silently. You can cast

14:10

polymorph right? Yeah but can I

14:12

just cast invisibility because polymorph is a way

14:14

higher stall slot. Kind of wanted

14:17

to be a conversation piece they would mention me and

14:19

how beautiful I was as a chinchilla. Sounds like you

14:21

want to be a chinchilla. What if

14:23

they have allergies? Chinchillas?

14:27

Yeah what if you get wily and fall off and

14:29

break one of your legs? That won't

14:31

happen. Oh that's actually fine. What

14:33

if one of your legs breaks

14:35

father? That's actually totally fine mechanically

14:37

that's fine. Michael what time of day is

14:39

it? Just around noon or

14:42

actually no like a little bit after. I

14:45

think this is fine I'll cast polymorph

14:47

on you. It's like

14:49

half a day's gone already you know.

14:51

I cast polymorph let us go talk

14:53

to bobo the clown. I'm gonna try

14:55

to roll to save against it.

14:57

Don't you dare. I used two

14:59

slots. So Roark is gonna go

15:01

try to find bobo the clown.

15:04

Roark has Chuck with her but

15:06

he is a chinchilla.

15:08

Or do you want to be like a sugar

15:10

glider? You want to be a chinchilla. Okay

15:12

you don't okay you want to be

15:14

on a leash like a little harness. No no no. You

15:16

want to be held. I want to be held slash on

15:18

your shoulder. Which do you prefer? Probably shoulder. Okay

15:21

I'll give you shoulder. Or be held in a

15:23

bag. Do you want to okay like what about

15:25

a little sling? Is that

15:27

weird if you're nestled? I think that's

15:29

weird no. It's not kind of where part of

15:31

me was kind of nervous about that right? That's

15:34

why I should get the shoulder. Let's keep

15:36

it up. Keep

15:38

it out of the family. I think

15:41

Selena's screech should do that. They go where you like

15:44

pretend to be occupied like kind of nearby so

15:46

you can like observe an eavesdrop. Well I mean

15:48

I'm invisible to the human eye most of the

15:50

time. That's true. Okay well did I, did

15:52

Selena's gonna like walk around and act like

15:54

she's kind of doing stuff nearby? He needs

15:57

the wheels with a hammer like oh yeah

15:59

yeah so they're There's a general, you know, the

16:01

jugglers all kind of hang out in a bunch of different

16:03

bunch of cars and the clowns all kind of hang out

16:05

a bunch of cars. Work

16:08

is not any kind of clown royalty

16:10

at this point. No,

16:12

no, I need to go beg at the feet

16:14

of others so that I

16:16

can climb up the ranks. I

16:19

don't know who is the smallest looking clown

16:21

around. Who is the so I

16:23

have to get my list of clowns. Oh,

16:25

please, Michael. I

16:27

would love to see just listen. I teach

16:30

on teach on the fantastical chinchilla. Just

16:34

arena sparkle is the smallest

16:36

one. Okay,

16:38

I go over to that one and I.

16:41

How's it going? What are you doing

16:43

over here? I'm the newest clown. I

16:47

want to become part of the club. How

16:49

it works. I'll fucking kill you. You can't just

16:51

say your clown. Oh, I'm a clown. I'm a

16:53

clown. I'm a clown. I'm a clown. I'm

16:56

a clown. I'm a clown. Oh, I'm

16:58

a clown. You got to go through

17:00

clown initiation. Okay, how do you do

17:02

that? I was not up any challenge.

17:06

It's a honk off. Oh,

17:08

you want to honk me off? I'll

17:11

honk you off harder than you've ever been honked

17:13

off. No thanks. What do you

17:15

what do we honk then? I

17:17

don't know what's happening. You

17:19

can't just come up to the smallest clown and demand

17:21

to be a clown. What

17:24

do I have to be a go to the big clown? Are

17:26

you just saying that to get out of it? I don't know.

17:29

Do I Michael? Can I have a leather glove?

17:31

Hey, can you just I got

17:33

this new flower. It smells really nice. You

17:35

know, it. Okay, Michael,

17:38

I would like to can I what kind

17:40

of role could I make to see if

17:42

I would think if this is a

17:45

trap, a squirt? I

17:47

would go with an insight on that. I rolled

17:50

a two. God damn it. OK,

17:52

so I got a four. How does

17:54

that feel Michael? Yeah, you have no idea. You

17:56

are you get a face full

17:59

of. of not

18:02

even clean water. Wow. From

18:05

the little flower? Yeah, squirt right from

18:07

the flower. You're probably weird and spooky

18:09

because the water's just been in there sitting for

18:11

a while, so it's like, failed. Haven't used this

18:13

gag in 10 years. I've probably

18:16

got some one. Okay, Michael, I

18:18

would like to plate of hand blowing some

18:20

dust in her face so that I can

18:22

then offer a handkerchief that

18:24

never ends. Okay, all right,

18:27

go roll that, please. Hell yeah. This

18:31

is a cloud all. Wow,

18:33

yeah, can't beat that. Right in

18:35

the face, sneezing like crazy.

18:38

Um, looks like your allergies

18:40

are bothering you. Oh, I'm

18:42

only a handkerchief. Handkerchief? Wait,

18:45

this is too many. It

18:48

just keeps going and going and

18:50

going. Ha ha ha ha ha ha

18:52

ha. You have bested me. I

18:55

was gonna say, I'll tie her up if I have to. Not

18:59

in any weird way, but just the hog

19:01

tire in a way that will keep her

19:03

from any way in the context is

19:05

probably weird, but. Not in any weird

19:07

way, I'll just hog tire. Ha ha

19:11

ha ha ha. She kneels and removes her fake nose

19:13

and hands it to you. Oh,

19:16

whoa. Silly is watching

19:18

this. Oh, shit. I put the nose on.

19:21

I bow to her. I

19:23

wanna do a full bow, head to toes kind of

19:25

thing. And

19:28

then I put the nose on

19:31

myself. Nice. And

19:33

I guess I one step higher on the

19:36

clown royalty rung. So you seem

19:38

to have been accepted into clown society. Perfect.

19:42

Okay, I wanna go up to Bobo. Well, you

19:44

don't know where Bobo is. I

19:47

can't. Okay, okay, I wanna go up to.

19:49

Who's the biggest bitch? Yeah. Yeah,

19:52

I mean, you gotta do a perception if you

19:54

just wanna, you know, look. Oh, 18? All

19:58

right, fair enough. Um, there

20:01

is one clown. He's got

20:03

like a big, uh, looks like a pick

20:06

of some kind. He's like breaking a rock.

20:08

Wow. Just like moving?

20:12

No, you've got something left yet. Oh, we're

20:14

making a horrible time. But

20:16

yeah, he is, uh, he is indeed

20:19

big. He's probably over six feet tall.

20:21

Okay. What does he look like? You've

20:24

got to give me someone cute. So with that

20:26

role, um, you realize,

20:28

uh, he's actually a half elf.

20:31

Um, a very buff, buff half

20:33

elf. He has, um,

20:35

he seems to be older. Uh, he's

20:38

got long blonde hair, but it's like

20:41

almost white. It's streaked in a lot of

20:43

white. Okay. Maybe a little bit more, but

20:45

there's still some blonde in there. Okay. Okay.

20:47

Okay. He's got a bit of, bit of

20:49

a scraggly beard. Um, he, he

20:51

must have, this must be exercise or something.

20:54

He's like, he's got like a, he's

20:56

got a tight, uh, shirt on,

20:58

um, but he's just drenched in sweat

21:00

and you can like make out like

21:02

every, every muscly bump, um,

21:04

of this guy. He's got a lot

21:06

of them. I squeak disapprovingly. He's got

21:08

a lot of muscly bumps. Wow. In

21:11

a distressed way. Oh no. I

21:14

shove a carrot in, um, the

21:16

chinchilla's mouth. Oh. Um,

21:18

and then I would like to, um, uh, approach

21:22

Bobo and go

21:25

up to him and be like, Hey,

21:28

you're Bobo, aren't you? It

21:31

takes him longer than he, than you would

21:33

think. Um, but he stops hitting the rock.

21:35

Oh, he's dumb. And, um, he kind of

21:37

looks at you and he's got a very

21:40

blank look on his face and

21:43

he goes. It's

21:46

clown time. Bobo.

21:49

Uh, yeah. Bobo. Clown

21:51

time. No clown time.

21:55

Um, you loosen

21:57

lug nuts. No

21:59

clown time. good, I was

22:01

sent to talk to you by the camp.

22:05

No. So I could teach you

22:07

to not do the lug nuts anymore.

22:10

You'll... But maybe you got it. Never

22:12

make it to Frostmoor. What?

22:14

Why can't we make it to Frostmoor? You'll

22:17

die before Frostmoor. Why?

22:20

And he hits the rock again. And

22:23

he seems to have lost

22:25

interest in the conversation. Okay,

22:28

okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, Michael.

22:30

I'm going to hold on a second.

22:33

I'm going to do some... A

22:35

sleight of hand, I want to wibbly wobbly,

22:38

maybe throw some light. I say Frostmoor, it

22:40

was Frostmount. Frostmount.

22:43

Frostmount being a large city on

22:45

the western coast that you would all

22:47

know about because it's one of the big cities. So

22:50

that's not the city, that's not the next city.

22:52

It's like farther west. Wait, west?

22:55

West. But we're going east. Yes.

22:59

Why is he saying that, Michael? This

23:01

guy crazy. No sense. Okay,

23:04

okay, Michael, what if I

23:06

did a little suggestion and

23:09

I just gave him a little pat

23:12

on the back, just like kind of

23:14

rubbed his shoulders and the motion waves

23:20

and said, you know, what? Why?

23:23

No, come on, Bobo, tell me about this.

23:25

Let me... it sounds like you're really burdened

23:28

by this. We can't have this dark clown. I

23:30

mean, maybe this is why you're doing this, so... I'm

23:36

the clown therapist. Oh,

23:40

is it clown time? Oh,

23:43

my God. Nik, are

23:46

you casting suggestions? Yes. Okay.

23:49

From Rourke's shoulder, a

23:52

chinchilla suddenly becomes six

23:54

feet seven inches. Oh,

23:56

no! You tall goblin,

23:58

man. I didn't

24:06

realize you were casting suggestion, I guess. What

24:08

were you, what was the suggestion? No,

24:10

no, that's fine. No, no,

24:12

I don't have to cast suggestion. No,

24:14

I was suggesting to him that he

24:17

should tell me about Frostmilt because

24:19

it sounds like he's burdened

24:22

by this information

24:24

and that it would be good for

24:26

him to talk about it because he's the star clown.

24:28

I mean, it kind of seems like he's out of

24:30

it, so I don't even feel like he would react

24:32

that much to a chinchilla attorney into a new guy.

24:35

Should you just tell him to tell clown

24:37

time? Maybe that will help. But

24:39

like, I like your idea of persuasion. That's what I

24:41

feel like. I think the persuasion is worth

24:44

a shot at the very least. Do we

24:46

know what clown time means? We don't. We need

24:48

to find out. I don't like

24:50

it, but no, we do not know. Initiate clown

24:52

time. Yeah. May

24:55

I have one redo? I didn't take my

24:57

hand off of the action yet. Am I

24:59

wrong? I think suggestion is more like

25:01

walk over there or jump

25:04

up and down. Like, I don't think you can. It's like a

25:06

course of action. You could probably use it to be like, tell

25:08

me what the fuck I want, but I don't know. Yeah, I

25:10

guess so. No, you're right. I never heard anyone do it that

25:12

way, but they should. Well, but it seems like this guy

25:14

seems like he might like maybe it wouldn't work on

25:16

other people, but it seems like he's kind of suggestible.

25:18

Like he seems like, I

25:21

don't know, something he's hypnotized or

25:23

something. Yeah. Okay. So I

25:25

would then like to persuade him and be like, you

25:27

know, why don't you

25:29

show me clown time? Yes. All

25:32

right. Roll persuasion. First.

25:35

Seem like he was kind of ready to clown time at

25:37

a moment's notice. Yeah, he was out of

25:39

clown immediately. Should I get advantage? I got

25:42

a 25. Clown time.

25:46

Clown time. Bobo. He

25:48

puts down his pick and

25:53

he's got a bag nearby and inside

25:57

of it is a

25:59

rainbow wig. and

26:03

he puts

26:06

it on and

26:08

he goes, Bobo Clown. Okay,

26:12

this is good. Like, Left Vicious Clown

26:15

Time? Bobo Clown Time. Bobo,

26:19

have you always been like this? Hmm.

26:24

Okay. Um. Seeing

26:28

that, well and just to clarify, Chuck has

26:30

turned back into Hobgoblin form, right? No, we,

26:32

we, we. Oh, no, you're

26:34

still just, okay. Yeah, explain that.

26:38

Okay, because if you had turned back into normal Chuck I would wall hover but I'm

26:40

still keeping a respectful distance at this

26:43

point. Um, okay. Bobo,

26:46

where'd you come from? Home.

26:48

We're home. We're

26:50

home? Uh-huh.

26:54

Um, I'm from,

26:58

uh, Fart Hole. Oh.

27:02

I mean, I'm from the woods. Wait,

27:05

why'd you not know where you're from? Was that a

27:07

Michael mishap or was that him remembering

27:09

two different places where he's from? That

27:12

was a Bobo mishap. Two

27:15

different places. Bobo does not know. Bobo

27:18

did a Bobo. I'm

27:20

just like worried that Bobo's like a zombie or

27:22

something. I think he's like being mind controlled by

27:24

like a parasite that's in his ear. Something's,

27:26

something's going on with this guy. All right,

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Hard, hard, hard, hard, hard, hard,

30:49

hard. I'm

30:53

gonna, um, I'm gonna follow Bobo for the rest

30:55

of the day. So they are

30:57

going to, they're packing up

30:59

right now because they're about to, everyone's about to

31:02

get all into the, um, into

31:05

the caravan and take off. Yes, on

31:07

the road. Okay. Well, I'm not

31:10

gonna help. I'm just gonna watch Bobo with

31:12

Chuck on my shoulder. I mean, could we

31:14

like get Bobo to come to our carriage?

31:18

I don't know. Do we want loose lug nuts? But if

31:20

even our carriage we can keep an eye on. Stop him

31:23

from loosing them. That's fair. Okay.

31:25

Bobo, where's your, where's your

31:27

thing? Where

31:29

are your items you own? In

31:32

the clown car. Go

31:34

get your items in your clown car

31:36

and take to my clown car. You

31:39

live with us now. But the

31:42

rock. He pointed

31:44

at the rock. It's okay. We'll

31:46

take the rock. I picked the rock up. It's

31:48

a big, it's like a boulder. But,

31:53

okay. You

31:55

can get the rock and take it over to our clown

31:57

home. It's too

31:59

heavy. to break. Okay,

32:03

well break the fucking rock and then

32:05

move into our clown home. You

32:08

want me to move in with you? Yes,

32:11

yes. You live with us

32:13

now. Is that okay? Yes.

32:16

Okay. Why wouldn't

32:20

it be? You want

32:22

to be Bobo's friends? Yes,

32:25

Bobo, we're your friends and you live with

32:27

us now. You

32:29

and the little furry guy?

32:33

Yes, and a few other people but they're so

32:36

tiny, you won't even see them. Okay,

32:41

let me get my stuff. Perfect.

32:45

Great. Okay. Can we

32:48

go back with Bobo?

32:50

Sure. Or does he

32:52

need help? Is he still having his wig on?

32:55

Yeah, it's clown time. I never told him

32:57

it's not clown time. Okay. Let

33:00

me just, that'll make it easier to keep an

33:02

eye on. For sure. Yeah. So, yeah.

33:05

So, are you following Bobo back or what's

33:07

happening? Or are you letting him go and get his

33:09

stuff and bring it to your... I think that

33:12

we should... Does he know where

33:14

our clown home is? He doesn't

33:16

seem to know a whole lot. Right.

33:19

Okay. Okay. I think then, you know,

33:21

I'll offer help. I

33:23

won't actually help, but I'll offer it and then I'll

33:25

go just kind of stand around and

33:28

move things from one pile

33:30

to another or whatever until he's ready

33:32

to go. You go with him. You

33:34

get to the clown car,

33:37

which seems very small. This too

33:39

small for you, Bobo? No,

33:41

it's a clown car. It's fine.

33:46

You're a clown, right? You can come inside if you're

33:48

a clown. Okay. Yeah. I

33:51

am a clown. I've got this

33:53

nose. Yeah. That's all

33:55

you need is the nose. So you

33:57

go inside. Can I put a little nose?

34:00

on the Chinchilla just in case. You don't

34:02

have a little nose for the Chinchilla. Wow,

34:04

do I have a raspberry? Oh.

34:07

God damn it, Michael. You

34:09

never let me have anything. I'm

34:11

joking. Is it difficult for her to

34:13

get inside the car because she's not

34:15

a true clown and doesn't possess any

34:17

of the clown magic? She just, she

34:20

was accepted into clown society, so it's

34:22

okay. Yeah. That's all you

34:24

need. Wow. You are freely

34:26

able to go into the clown car because

34:29

you're on the inside. Wow.

34:33

Wow. Wow. Okay,

34:36

when we look around, is there anything interesting

34:38

relating to Frost? There's

34:40

everything interesting, but it's

34:42

dirty too though. There's

34:45

balloons and streamers and

34:48

clearly there's silly string fights like every

34:50

day. No one ever cleans it up.

34:52

This is a lot of technological updates

34:54

I was not ready for. So we

34:56

have latex, aerosol, silly

35:00

string is made out of, all right, I'm gonna

35:02

need to add this to my board. A lot

35:04

of pie tins just like laying around, you know.

35:06

Yes. A hud, seltzer

35:08

bottles here and there. Be about to

35:11

like Google clouds though. It's like, you

35:13

make them jump. Trippily.

35:16

There's horns that are honking. Bobo

35:19

goes over to his cot and he

35:21

picks up, he

35:23

picks up his, he's got like a rucksack. He

35:26

picks it up and there's a loud

35:28

clanking, metal and metal clanking as he

35:30

picks up and chucks it

35:32

over his shoulder. Wow. He what?

35:35

Huh? Can I see what's in there? Or

35:38

can I hear, can I see, can I

35:40

discern from the sound what it is? Oh,

35:43

it's my not

35:46

clown clothes. Are

35:48

those your metal clothes? They're

35:51

metal. You

35:53

can, you can, you can see

35:55

them. Do you want to see them? Are you a

35:57

sleeper agent? Can I?

36:00

say Michael, can I make

36:02

a, you know, you

36:04

pick, you pick the kind of check

36:07

that I should do, I would

36:09

like to say a random code

36:11

of phrases that

36:13

seem like they have no sense

36:15

but are hopefully going to trigger

36:19

Bobo. I mean, I would have to I can't

36:21

give you those words. I think you would have

36:23

happened. I have to say it. Yeah, she's trying

36:25

to MK Ultra him. Yeah, I guess if you're

36:27

trying to like Russian sleep raisin, you got to like make it

36:29

up on your own. There's a lot of words out there, but

36:31

I believe in you. That would

36:33

be too easy. If you roll well enough, I'll give

36:35

you one of them. Okay,

36:38

what do I need to roll? Wait, so Michael,

36:40

he is a Russian sleep raisin? Absolutely not. I

36:47

do like that he's like, I'll show it to you and he's like,

36:49

I got to activate this motherfucker. I

36:52

need to roll to invent

36:55

LSE please. We

36:57

need to do mind control experiments on him. I'll

36:59

tell you where I'm from. I'll get fucked. He's

37:01

holding his rucksack open inviting you to look

37:04

inside. I stick my

37:06

whole head in because I'm used to our whole.

37:09

You don't need you bang your head. How?

37:13

Why is it so shallow?

37:15

It's well, it's because this rucksack is

37:17

filled to the brim with what appears

37:19

to be plate armor of

37:21

some kind that is looks to

37:25

be made of some sort of silvery material.

37:27

Okay, they're

37:30

heavy. These are heavy.

37:34

No, what? It's

37:36

clown time. No,

37:38

no, it's metal clothes time.

37:40

Armor time. I

37:43

can't. Soldier time. No.

37:47

Murder time activate. And

37:50

von said no, no, no more metal. And

37:54

von and one and one. And

37:59

one. Yeah. And Vaan? Why

38:01

am I trying to make it

38:03

so? Vaan? Vaan? And Vaan. Are

38:06

we going now? Yes,

38:09

let's go right now. Okay.

38:12

Bye, clowns! While he's waving by,

38:14

I jump off Rorch's shoulder, run

38:17

around, and then, I guess, try really hard

38:19

to get out of it. Okay. I don't think

38:22

it's that hard, is it? Oh, it's a 15. I

38:25

like to roll. Yeah, I got a 16. Pop!

38:28

Great. And then I'll run

38:30

into our cart. And I guess on my

38:32

way back, I want to motion for Screech

38:34

and Celine to

38:37

come back to our slightly

38:39

musty, non-magical

38:42

room, pulled by magical creatures.

38:45

I don't know. I do like the idea that this is just

38:47

kind of a weird kind of dumb guy, and we're

38:49

like, what? I'm off with you. He must

38:51

be shy, and, you know, we're like,

38:53

oh, he's obviously MK Ultra. I mean,

38:55

I guess I could zone of truth

38:57

our whole place, and then when he

39:00

walks in, we can just deal with

39:02

it, or what? Is that too

39:04

aggro? He'll know it, right?

39:06

I forget. I think I only know if they fail. I

39:08

don't really remember. He doesn't seem smart enough

39:10

to know it. I think they do know it. He actually,

39:12

I feel like even if he knew, like... Would

39:15

he know? I mean, we need

39:17

to be careful, because, well, you know, we could

39:19

deal with this one guy if we need to.

39:21

We can spell it out of him. Yeah. What's

39:23

the worst that could happen? As in, like, can

39:25

we do so many spells on someone that you

39:28

could scramble their brain? I could.

39:30

How many spells would it take? Yeah,

39:32

zone of truth. Zone of truth, advance. Come on, let's go.

39:35

Alright. Alright, Michael. I zone

39:38

of truth. I pre-zone it. You're gonna

39:40

make me go read the spell. Come

39:43

on! Come on! You

39:45

carry a magical zone that guards against

39:47

deception in a 15-foot radius sphere, centered

39:49

on a point of your choices and range until the

39:51

spell ends. creature

40:00

can't speak a deliberate lie while in the

40:02

radius, you know whether each

40:04

creature succeeds or fails. In

40:07

effect, a creature is aware of

40:09

the spell and can thus avoid

40:11

answering questions to which it would

40:13

normally respond with a lie. Such

40:17

a creature can be evasive in its answers,

40:19

as long as it remains within the boundaries of

40:21

truth. I mean, that still gives us a

40:23

lot of info if he starts

40:25

randomly not talking about things. And

40:27

also, I'll know if he has a demon with

40:29

him. Zone of Truth is

40:31

a very cheap way to cast the

40:33

invisibility in a small area. Oh shit,

40:35

you're right. Because I know who succeeds

40:37

and fails. Oh shit.

40:40

Okay. That's a little hot tip.

40:42

Maybe he's got like a little guy in his brain. Maybe

40:44

he has a zone control. The flame's arriving him

40:46

around like crank. Yeah, and

40:49

we're like mid conversation like, oh

40:51

we love to um,

40:54

uh, crack wise, don't we folks? I'm

40:58

learning to, I'm learning to crack wise.

41:01

Actually Jennifer, you have to roll as well.

41:03

Oh fuck, alright. Same

41:06

with you, Bachman. Crack wise? Crack

41:08

wise? Crack wise? Like crack

41:10

wise. I was like,

41:12

I don't know if I'm a crack wise. It's

41:14

a charisma saving throw. A charisma saving throw? Do

41:17

I need to do this? I'm

41:19

pretty sure I succeeded because that's like one. If you enter, you need

41:21

to do it. I do it.

41:23

Bachman, did you roll? What is it? Oh

41:26

God. Yes I did. I got 21.

41:28

You succeed. I got a three.

41:30

You fail. Oh, what is it? A

41:33

charisma saving throw. Oh fuck. What do you mean oh fuck you're a bard.

41:35

This is my best one and I rolled a four. Um, 11. Oh

41:38

it's close. No you failed. Oh it's close. Did

41:41

you fail? Bobo gets a 19. Bobo succeeds.

41:44

What the fuck? Oh he's so pretty. Wait so he

41:46

gets to lie? Yeah. I guess I'm

41:48

not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

41:50

I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie.

41:53

Yeah. I guess if I see

41:55

that happen I'll glare for a second and

41:58

then just dismiss it. Yeah,

42:00

you know, let's not let's

42:02

not do truth circle tonight. We have a

42:04

guess what Rourke who you bring Sorry for

42:07

the true circle. We do truth circle every

42:09

Wednesday. Yeah, it's just part of

42:12

how we approach things as a group, you

42:14

know And maybe you can join us in

42:16

that in the future. Yeah, but I don't want

42:18

to subject you to it cuz you know, it's weird Are

42:22

you good friends or bad we are

42:24

good friends. Oh my god, we're such

42:26

good friends Well, I'm related to her

42:29

so best friends you could ever be because

42:31

I'm not blood related father by the father

42:33

stepped up For

42:35

real that but also not

42:37

weird father-daughter relations Why'd

42:39

you say that you would have thought it if

42:42

you didn't say it that way now, it sounds weird Well

42:44

because you made a point to say that we

42:46

weren't blood related. So I feel like that's what

42:48

people immediately think Oh, that is that true. I Feel

42:52

like that's like yeah Depending

42:54

on if they heard that I stole you then

42:57

yeah, obviously they're gonna think that well then they're

42:59

gonna think I've stockholm syndrome I

43:01

do think that you say that you were the father

43:03

that stepped up as the important part That's what

43:06

we did steal you but like with permission

43:09

Doing then I mean

43:11

my parents thought they died so

43:14

yeah, you want your you want your fucking mouth

43:17

You want your fucking mouth? Sorry, Bobo Anyway,

43:23

they're all raw here in this this

43:25

guy's my mint tea This

43:27

one I'll say French sure Welcome

43:32

to our carriage, you know, I don't

43:36

know if you well actually how long have you

43:38

been with the circus Bobo? I Don't

43:43

know Guys

43:46

Inside I'm in Michael. I'm inciting

43:49

every I

43:53

Got that. I got the game version

43:55

of these diehard dice. I got

43:57

good one. That's an 18 I

44:00

got a 10 and I rolled 2. Do you

44:02

believe he really doesn't know?

44:05

Interesting. What is the last thing

44:07

you remember, Bobo? Like,

44:10

how far back do you remember? Umm...

44:15

It's hard. Clown time is fun.

44:17

Umm... That is

44:19

so true, Bobo. I

44:21

was... Frost

44:26

Mount? Uh-huh.

44:29

To the west? Right. Frost

44:31

Mount. Okay. What do you think he was... Oh

44:33

yeah, he said earlier that we're gonna

44:36

die before we reach Frost Mount. We're

44:39

not going towards Frost Mount. What? Yeah, what? Bobo,

44:41

tell me more about this. You

44:43

apparently had a thought,

44:46

a feeling that we wouldn't make it to Frost

44:48

Mount, but we're not going there. What

44:51

made you say that, buddy? And...

44:54

and... Anvon... told

44:56

you. Anvon?

45:00

Yeah. Anvon? Who's that? Can I...

45:02

Can we do a history check? Sure. I'll do

45:04

a history check. A history?

45:06

Is there any other... anything else? No.

45:09

Umm... Streetwise, probably. Tell me you have a

45:11

bad history with that. Yeah, my history's pretty bad.

45:13

I mean, I'll roll it. Rather than Streetwise, would've been a

45:16

good roll for this instance. This...

45:18

Okay. This die-hard dice, this beautiful pink

45:21

die-hard dice is doing me so right

45:23

tonight. That's a 15. I got it.

45:25

And my... my history is a plus

45:27

zero. I got an 18, history plus zero. I

45:29

got a 14. I got an 18.

45:33

Wow. We're all pretty good. You

45:35

know there's been several

45:38

famous Anvons throughout history.

45:42

There was Anvon

45:44

Lyra, who was

45:47

a ruler, like, thousands

45:50

of years ago. There

45:52

was another royal

45:54

Anvon named Anvon

45:56

Moonshadow, who theoretically...

46:00

came from the east and you know where

46:02

he had conquered lands and

46:05

then there's also

46:07

an Anvong Whisper

46:09

mouse who was

46:12

part of the group

46:15

that killed the last dragon

46:17

in Troncaros. Don't

46:20

like that! Did one of you guys play a character

46:23

named Anvong? No? I

46:25

think I would remember that. Is this one

46:27

of you guys characters? I

46:34

mean it sounds like it's Beauregard

46:37

but it's not. Well that's what I was thinking.

46:40

Beauregard's a human right? Wait did I?

46:43

No Beauregard was... Is this

46:46

Beauregard? We're so funny. Hold

46:48

on a second. I gotta

46:50

go look at my other notes now. I've

46:53

used my character that

46:55

I played in that game several times so I don't... Googling

46:58

Nell. Rickety Nell level 6.

47:01

That doesn't help. Oh the prequel. Well that's

47:03

what Nika said. Maybe we didn't see this. Campaign

47:06

Team Pro-Lok came up. Yeah

47:09

I've used my guidance. Oh I don't know

47:11

who played someone named Anvong. Hahaha.

47:17

One of us? Or is it like

47:19

a guess? No one of us. One

47:21

of us? And it wasn't us. Hahaha.

47:25

Bobbin it was you. Anvong,

47:27

that doesn't... You played a stout

47:29

dwarf artificer named Anvong.

47:32

He was like a tunicant. That

47:34

is not... That's not a name. That

47:37

must have been an auto... That must have been an auto

47:39

gen... No, Buckman. I... I thought my note was playing.

47:41

Yeah Anvong Whispermelt is in our

47:43

fucking DVD beyond. That

47:46

must have been an automated...

47:48

Uh, look at automatic name generation. Because I would not have

47:51

chosen that name. I mean that was a hell of a

47:53

hell. That was a halfling, yeah. That was a while ago.

47:55

Yeah. It wasn't that long ago.

47:57

It was a hundred episodes ago. That was a long time ago. That's

48:00

like what, two years? When was it this campaign?

48:02

It was a prequel episode. It

48:05

was the prologue to this, yeah.

48:07

With John from Danger Report. Oh,

48:09

one single episode, a hundred years

48:12

ago? I'm sexy to remember that.

48:15

Right. That's

48:18

fair. But okay, but, so,

48:20

okay. So, come

48:22

on. So, Buck, who is this guy?

48:24

You freak who she... I don't remember him at

48:26

all. Well, there's three different people it could be.

48:29

Yeah, that's a good point. There could be other...

48:33

It could be not that Anvan. It could

48:35

be a different Anvan. It could be

48:38

a different Anvan. You don't know. That's

48:40

so true. Let me look at it.

48:43

Let me look at the character. Did you have like, a

48:45

blog guy? What was John's character's name?

48:47

Did you write that down? Oh, I did. Is

48:50

he a huge elf? Ubin Dola. He's

48:53

a dwarf. We got two dwarves.

48:55

Alfred's cannon. It's... Hold

48:58

on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Go

49:00

like a... Beauregard. Beauregard. No,

49:03

this couldn't be my character, and I'll tell you why.

49:06

He has armor. No, this guy is

49:08

not... Beauregard

49:11

is not your character. Beauregard is referencing

49:14

somebody. No, Anvan's your character. That's what

49:16

I'm saying. Anvan has armor and like, stuff equipped.

49:18

There's no way that I would have remembered to

49:20

do that. I just felt Beauregard. B-E-A-U... It

49:23

might just be Beauregard. He's half elf. Oh

49:25

no, Anvan's... A sliver champion. Okay,

49:28

I'm not looking at this. Umm...

49:32

Okay. Wait a second. He's...

49:36

Huh. No, my character's a human. Right? Darien

49:39

Breckleshire. Uh... Uh,

49:42

he... Yeah, you are a human. Yeah,

49:44

you're a human. Okay, well that's... Okay,

49:46

now we're making character player dogs. Oh, for

49:48

sure. I mean, it's not just dragons, right?

49:50

Well, Celine would know that

49:53

the Emperor is a half elf. Celine would know

49:55

that. I mean, you wouldn't assume like... I would assume

49:57

like... There's like pictures of him everywhere, like... I would assume there

49:59

were... There and I'm probably

50:01

seeing him. Yeah, you live in

50:03

a government building. Yeah, Michael

50:05

Michael this Eve Am

50:08

I yeah, it's the way you're starting to put the pieces

50:10

together like what I have maybe like, okay. Oh

50:13

my god. Oh, yeah Cuz

50:16

bow regard like how old does Emperor

50:18

bow regard look at these have elm

50:21

So I I don't know what you look what

50:24

is And we know

50:26

that was only like that wasn't that long ago. It

50:28

was about 50

50:30

years ago We're gonna kind

50:32

of busted already. So yeah, so

50:36

When Celine has seen Emperor Beauregard in

50:38

the past What

50:40

age did what general age does

50:42

he look like older younger

50:45

so large this this? Bobo

50:49

Bobo Shut up.

50:51

All right, Michael. It hasn't been dip dump his

50:54

fucking gear out Does he have a war pick

50:56

plus one a spear plus one shield plus one?

50:59

Play this one He

51:02

was breaking that rock with a pic What

51:05

Michael I don't think you realize this oh

51:07

you've made a mistake that's the

51:10

emperor No,

51:13

that's silly the Bobo the clown

51:17

Okay, how do we make

51:20

this make sense at all to our characters

51:22

the closest person would be Celine Maybe

51:25

Chuck depending on the war Right.

51:28

I mean ratma was also part of

51:30

this party. So she's not

51:32

here obviously but Could

51:35

have theoretically told stories or Sure,

51:38

I feel like Celine would have seen him

51:40

for a bow of ours Like like maybe

51:42

her doing could probably like be like

51:46

if you took the beard away cleaned

51:48

him up Took

51:51

off the wig First

51:54

she's like no like in her mind like that's

51:56

crazy. Yeah, like kind of that like, huh? Yeah,

52:00

I was like, so I was looking at him, and

52:03

she says to Chuck, you know what's kind of

52:05

funny? He kind of looks like in Provoke

52:07

art, actually. Have

52:10

I seen it for Beauregard in

52:13

my war days? Probably would have

52:15

seen banners that had drawings and

52:17

stuff, you know? Uh-huh. I

52:19

guess. He doesn't look very cloth to me, but... Doesn't

52:22

look very what? Cloth-like. What

52:24

does that mean? I don't think I'm

52:26

good enough too much with the regulars.

52:28

The old badass is over here. Well,

52:30

I mean, I'm sure

52:32

it's just a coincidence. Yeah, uh... Crazy.

52:34

I mean, obviously, if Provoke art is

52:36

at, in Farhold, in the castle. Yeah,

52:39

you're not in Provoke art, are you, bud? Oh,

52:42

wait. He did say he was from Farhold. Wait,

52:44

what? Right. He said so earlier, because in

52:46

my head I was, I made the Farhold

52:48

joke, but I didn't want to, like, make

52:50

the joke, because he's, like, super cute.

52:54

I mean, I think

52:56

he's cute, but that's the kind of... Oh,

53:01

okay. Just me, then. Is

53:03

he cute? Like, Michael, if you had to relate him

53:05

to a celebrity, who would you say he looks like?

53:08

Uh, like a bigger

53:10

Brad Pitt. Eww!

53:14

I like that. He's got older than

53:16

me, by the way, so, you know? I like

53:18

that. Well, okay. We're

53:20

not gonna... Freud, you're right again!

53:23

Alright. Um, well, Bobo,

53:25

um, hmm... Bobo, I'm

53:27

so glad that you're in our carriage,

53:30

and we're gonna take care of you now.

53:33

You can still do clown stuff if you want to. I

53:35

mean, like, did you do clown stuff because you, like, wanted

53:37

to clown stuff? What did he say when I said

53:39

you're not, uh, when I razzed him? You're not in

53:41

Provoke art, are you? He didn't say anything. Did

53:44

he react at all? Maybe. Roll

53:46

in sight. Which one of these

53:48

two is... I'm getting one of my fifths. He's got to roll in sight,

53:51

please. Oh my god, I figured it out. What?

53:55

And Von is my character, and I'll tell

53:57

you why, because it's multi-class. I

54:05

am playing Anvan Whispermauz,

54:08

a stout halfling,

54:10

very stout. If you imagine like

54:13

in a character creator just like sliding height

54:15

all the way down and like width all

54:17

the way out. There

54:20

we go. Oh my god. That's so

54:22

bad. Michael at 19. I

54:24

got 12 on inside. He got, he

54:26

looked real nervous when you brought that

54:28

up. Like a little momentary

54:31

flash of coherence went

54:33

across his face when he said that. But

54:36

then it quickly went away. Oh,

54:39

that was weird. I

54:42

was joking by the way, but the fact that you

54:45

looked like you just stepped on a cockroach

54:47

for a second. Bo,

54:51

no, Durian. He's the Emperor,

54:53

not Bo. Durian? When I've

54:55

heard the name, because you know old,

54:59

that's my character. Yeah,

55:01

you would definitely have heard the name

55:04

for sure. Okay.

55:08

What? What

55:10

do you mean by that? What?

55:13

I don't know. I

55:18

think you're confused because Beauregard is the Emperor.

55:21

Yeah, Emperor Beauregard. Rickety Nell, our friend,

55:24

in fact, adventured

55:27

with him. Rapma Rama. Not

55:30

Rickety Nell. Rama Rama is different.

55:32

It's similar but different vibe. Or

55:34

reincarnation. I remember Rama. You

55:37

remember Rama? Huh? Can I get up

55:39

and like shut the doors? Yeah, we need to make this lockdown. Some weird

55:41

shit happening. Does he have a lot of stuff? I don't know. I

55:44

don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

55:46

I don't know. I don't know. I

55:48

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Does

55:52

he look like he's stressing out

55:54

at all about this or? He

55:56

goes from like just

55:58

completely blank. to then

56:01

kind of looking stressed as he's talking

56:03

and then blank again. Okay.

56:06

Um, can I

56:08

cast Lesser Restoration on him? You

56:11

touch a creature and can end either one disease

56:13

or one condition afflicting it. The conditions can be

56:15

blinded, deafened, paralyzed, poisoned. Does not

56:17

say that we're charmed there. But hey, you know,

56:19

let's see what happens. I cast it. I'm like,

56:21

hey man, um, you seem

56:24

scared, but you seem like

56:26

a friend of us. So, uh,

56:28

who are you? Who

56:31

are you? Uh, we just met.

56:34

I'm Chuck. This is Celine Von Esper

56:36

and Screech Eppko and my

56:39

daughter you've been talking to. I'm

56:41

Rourke. Rourke.

56:44

Are we, are we traveling? Are

56:46

we at Frostmourne? We're close to

56:48

Brookwillow, if that matters, friend.

56:52

I'm sorry. I'm really confused.

56:54

Yeah, I'm not gonna lie to you. I

56:57

gave you some smelling salts

57:02

and you were kind of confused. You went

57:04

clown mode. You have this

57:06

bag of gear. My

57:08

friend here made a joke and

57:11

you reacted strangely to the joke. So

57:14

we got nervous and

57:17

my friend here is from Fallerhold. Both my friends here

57:19

are from Fallerhold, but she's from a government position. And

57:24

she joked that you look like the emperor. Just,

57:27

you know, just a little joke, cause you know,

57:29

I would see him from time to time

57:31

in my previous life. He's, um, he's

57:33

putting on the armor as you're

57:35

talking. Why are you doing that? Uh-huh. Hey,

57:37

hey, hey bud. Hey bud. I'm in, I'm

57:39

in a lot of danger. Why?

57:42

I, uh, there's a plot to kill

57:45

me and I had to

57:47

escape. You

57:50

said Durian's the real emperor when you were- I said what?

57:53

You said Durian's the real emperor. Durian will

57:55

never be the emperor. Brother-

57:58

I am the emperor. You're

58:00

the emperor are you? You're not, come

58:02

on, be safe. And that's where

58:04

we'll end the episode. I don't know.

58:08

Michael, I don't want to stop. What

58:13

the hell? I really like my brain

58:15

broke so much the second that I realized, bobo.

58:19

This is like a few times you've got

58:21

us with names. What names? Every time

58:23

really. Griffin Fire in chat said I think

58:25

I know what this is and then I was like, we're

58:28

just going to kind of let it drop and not really inspect. Let it

58:30

wash over me. And

58:32

then I was like, what if I be weird

58:34

about it and just keep asking questions. I didn't know. I

58:37

didn't think Bobo was this guy. I'm

58:42

kind of curious, Griffin Fire, if that's who you thought

58:44

it was. Why would he

58:46

be here, Michael? What is happening?

58:48

He's clearly the emperor. Like

58:51

it's cloud time. He's on a run. I

58:53

don't know. Did Breckley Shire

58:56

fuck him up 20 days ago? It's

58:58

good. I am good to hear.

59:01

Michael. I was going to say that right now. We

59:03

also need to know the real questions. Is there an

59:06

emperor? Is

59:08

there a Mrs. Bobo? Is there a Mrs.

59:10

Bobo? You'd have to ask Jennifer that

59:12

I guess. Jennifer, is there a

59:14

Mrs. Bobo? I feel

59:16

like maybe no, actually. I feel like

59:19

Bobo being quite stupid and himbo-ish. Yeah, I

59:21

think that bo-regard probably just has like a

59:23

little bit of a revolving door of different

59:25

consorts. Whoever

59:29

wants to lick his abs is fine. And he's

59:32

like putting it off like, what if I need

59:34

to make an alliance? Exactly. Baby,

59:37

baby, you know I would. Yeah,

59:39

totally. He was described as

59:41

having like a essentially metal

59:44

bikini for armor. Yes.

59:47

Michael, I would like to sow the seeds of my own

59:49

reputation as being from a great

59:52

family, long

59:54

standing, that it would be a

59:56

great political alliance. Crazy fertile. Yeah.

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1:00:14

mean, these are things that work will have to bring

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ause Mika

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Howard. I am

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playing Rapma Ripmo, and

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she is a goblin

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rogue. She

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just is a gal who likes to have

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a good time. She's not here for the

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drama. She might

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tell you if she's got a

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problem to your face. And her

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most heroic moment was on the

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drunker-a-shore. She won the wet t-shirt

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contest. Rapma

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has long, very

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shiny green hair that

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is flipped. And

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she wears animal print

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leather. So she

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blends in very well at night. And

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she always has on bright

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red lipstick and

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dark, dark raccoon eyeliner.

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It's a very classy

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look. Very, very classy. Okay,

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well let's go with Tim next then. I

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am playing Durian Brechleshire.

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Is he a stinky fruit? It's

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spelled different. Listener, it's spelled

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the same. Uh, uh... He

1:10:00

is a divine soul sorcerer,

1:10:02

human divine soul sorcerer. And,

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you know, he's kind of bored with life because

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he can see the future a little bit, you

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know? Wow. When there's no

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surprises, the zest is there. To

1:10:15

hear him say it, the most

1:10:17

heroic things he's done are very mundane,

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they're boring. He puts out a candle

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and he just mutters, well, he'd think

1:10:24

me later, or shuts

1:10:26

a door. Tell

1:10:29

someone not to go to the market.

1:10:31

So the candle would have burned something

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down. That's what you were talking about.

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I just wanted to... Yeah,

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no, he, in our world, in our

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lore, he stops the great Chicago fire.

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Wow! But

1:10:47

no one even takes him because it doesn't happen. Yeah,

1:10:49

they didn't thank him. And Chicago sucks

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now because they can burn down. Black

1:10:55

curly hair, sort

1:10:57

of. You would think he's

1:10:59

probably a noble, but he's

1:11:01

not. He's wearing sort of like white

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and gold robes. You know, it's a

1:11:06

placid look on his face, a little

1:11:08

bit of stubble, he's very attractive. Got

1:11:10

it. Jennifer! I am playing

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a half-elf

1:11:15

fighter named Big Bo. And

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he's a really beefy half-elf,

1:11:21

and probably Big Bo's proudest

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and most heroic moment was

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when a wagon

1:11:28

full of miniature ponies was fording

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a river and it broke, and

1:11:33

Bo had to wade into the river and picked

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a wagon to miniature ponies up and save

1:11:38

them. A wagon

1:11:40

being pulled by very large men. Big

1:11:44

Bo is a big, all

1:11:46

beefy dude. I'm

1:11:48

gonna be real with you, he's essentially

1:11:51

wearing plate armor bikini situation.

1:11:53

Hell yeah. Like,

1:11:55

he, his big, I

1:11:57

don't wanna say, breast

1:12:00

but man bread

1:12:03

they're very big he's a big guy he's

1:12:05

constantly getting hot and taking your shirt off big

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dude you can half

1:12:12

out double cute pointy ears and

1:12:14

yes he's got blonde hair sure

1:12:19

okay mr. Bachman I

1:12:21

am playing an von whisper mouse

1:12:24

a stout halfling very

1:12:26

stout if you imagine like

1:12:29

in a character creator just like sliding height

1:12:31

all the way down and like with all

1:12:33

the way out like like one where they

1:12:37

probably like should have put it through QA

1:12:39

a little more he

1:12:44

wields a

1:12:46

he's an

1:12:49

he's an artificer for the most part wields

1:12:52

a sickle that's definitely

1:12:54

like it's to it being as short as

1:12:56

short and wide it's too tall it's too

1:12:58

big of a weapon you have to hold

1:13:00

it and the you imagine the

1:13:03

fulcrum you're down that low it's hard to keep it

1:13:05

straight like bouncing a broom on your hand I would

1:13:07

say in bonds proudest moment was when

1:13:09

he was tasked by a local village

1:13:12

to stop a group of bandits that

1:13:14

were that were terrorizing them and when

1:13:16

he caught them he did not set

1:13:19

them on fire noble all

1:13:23

right John my character is a

1:13:26

mountondorf fighter named Lubon Dola and

1:13:30

if there was something in your world

1:13:32

like a vine or a tick-tock he

1:13:34

would be one of the youngsters trying

1:13:36

to become popular the

1:13:39

first part of that you said vine and I was like

1:13:41

there's vines all over the place like an uppercase vine it

1:13:43

doesn't exist yet but you can occasionally

1:13:50

attract a crowd in a city you know

1:13:52

with feats of strength things like that but

1:13:54

I see growing up like it just he

1:13:57

was always compared to other dwarves who would do

1:13:59

our work wrestling and things like that. So he

1:14:01

decided I'm going to make my name breaking

1:14:04

from the stereotypes and so he picked up a

1:14:06

bow and he's never looked

1:14:09

back. Trick shots, those sorts of

1:14:11

things. But his most heroic action

1:14:13

is probably when he once suspected

1:14:15

that a candle was about to

1:14:17

burn down the city and he

1:14:19

put it out but from very

1:14:21

far away with an arrow. Beautiful.

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