0:00

Dee-D the I

0:21

am your dungeon master Michael Damaro, and my pronouns are he, him.

0:38

Hi, my name's Nika, and my

0:40

pronouns are she, her. I

0:43

play Rourke. Hey everybody, it's great to

0:45

be here. Thank you so much for having me. My

0:47

name is Tim Lanning, my pronouns are he, him. And

0:49

I play Chuck. Hey everyone, I'm Jennifer

0:51

Sheik, my pronouns are she, her, and I

0:54

am playing Celine Von Esper. Hi,

0:56

my name is Mike Bachman, my pronouns are he,

0:58

him, and I play Screech Echo. But

1:02

yeah, we're breaking off into a hundo.

1:04

This is episode 101 of Camping 2,

1:07

and from now on we're just gonna

1:09

talk about religion. Yep, yep,

1:11

sorry everyone. There's probably some people that have already

1:13

stopped listening thinking that's the case. I

1:16

think we said it at the top of

1:19

episode one, but we've hit episode

1:21

101. So now we're gonna start over.

1:24

And this time see if we can do a difference. It's

1:26

a rogue like. So we're gonna

1:29

roll and it's gonna be pretty

1:31

weird because our characters will

1:33

know what has happened. So hopefully

1:35

we get to this point in the story

1:37

pretty quick. Because I'm really curious. If

1:39

we start over, do we start at level one again though?

1:41

I think so. Oh, I don't like that.

1:43

Yeah. Do we keep our items?

1:46

Or? Yep, no, it's a whole new run. It's

1:50

only, you only have player knowledge,

1:52

no character knowledge. And then

1:54

you just have to metagame your way through it. And we get

1:56

yelled at if we use it in the rogue like. What do

1:58

you think? Yeah. I can't. That's

2:01

the part. You idiot. You

2:03

can only use player knowledge and no

2:05

character knowledge, so your character just like

2:07

drools and dies like that. Yeah. I

2:11

didn't know how to work the body. We're

2:14

like lobotomy patients. We need someone to tell

2:16

us what to do. Yeah. Yeah. I

2:18

immediately put truck in an iron lung. My

2:21

dog is broken into the room, I have

2:23

to. Oh my God. Oh, they love doing

2:25

that. He broke his liver? I have to

2:27

remove him. I

2:29

love you too, buddy, but you can't hang out with me.

2:31

I was so ready to start. Wow. I

2:34

was like, this is the last tangent. I just know

2:36

it. Wow. You have to be away. You have

2:38

to go, you prefer your mother

2:41

anyway. But I can't have my dogs

2:43

in the same room. And

2:46

again, context clues. He's kicking his dog out

2:48

because he's an evil, evil bad boy. Oh,

2:54

thank God. Okay.

2:57

Other announcements, not a ton, but

2:59

hey, we're gonna be Gen Con.

3:01

We're gonna be a Gen Con.

3:04

That's fun. Generation Con. We've been kicking

3:07

around the idea of like, what if

3:09

we did a thing? Yeah. So

3:11

we're working on it. Yeah. Anyone

3:14

wants to help us? Come and see us.

3:16

You wanna make a thing happen for us? And we just

3:18

kinda show up. Hey, you guys wanna make a thing happen?

3:21

We should find a place

3:23

for a meetup kind of

3:25

thing. Yeah, we should. Gen

3:28

Con is so fucking

3:30

confusing and busy that

3:32

I don't know how to have

3:35

object permanence for dates,

3:37

plans, ideas. Probably

3:39

could do something like, we're gonna meet in

3:42

the hallway or something. Yeah.

3:45

I believe at the one time when it was

3:47

like, at like half capacity. So this is gonna

3:49

be interesting for me to be at the full

3:52

deal. It's good. It's fun. I

3:54

like it. It was still funny when it was half

3:56

capacity. Probably more fun when it was half capacity. Probably true. Double.

4:00

fun. Previously

4:02

on Green's Adventurers. Uh,

4:05

yeah, his name's Bo- he's like super jacked

4:07

and he's like way hot. That's the guy

4:09

that's been fucking with the lug nuts though.

4:11

Listen, he's a bad boy, okay? He's

4:14

gonna get somebody killed. Should we go talk to him? Did

4:16

you take care of the nuts? You don't go talk to

4:18

him, I don't want my dad to talk to him,

4:20

that's so embarrassing! So, Rourke is

4:22

gonna go try to find

4:24

Boa the Clown. I'm

4:26

the newest clown! And

4:29

I want to become part of

4:31

the clown! I'll see how it

4:33

works! I'll fucking kill you. You

4:35

have bested me! Um, she

4:37

kneels and removes her fake nose and hands

4:39

it to you. There is

4:41

one clown. He's got like a

4:43

big, uh, looks like a pic

4:45

of some kind. He's just like breaking a rock.

4:48

Hey, you're Bobo, aren't

4:50

you? Uh,

4:52

clone time? Bobo? Uh, yeah.

4:54

I'm Bobo.

4:57

Uh, yeah. Bobo. Clown time? Yeah,

4:59

it's clown time, Bobo. Do you

5:01

want me to move in with you? Yes! Yes!

5:04

You live with us now.

5:06

Is that okay? He picks up his-

5:08

he's got like a

5:12

rucksack. He picks it up

5:14

in his, um, loud clanking, metal and

5:16

metal clanking as he picks it up

5:18

and chucks it over his shoulder. I

5:21

stick my whole head in because I'm used to

5:23

our whole. You don't need- you

5:25

bang your head on- Ouch!

5:28

How? Why is it so

5:30

shallow? Well, it's because this rucksack is,

5:32

uh, filled to the brim with what

5:34

appears to be plate armor

5:36

of some kind that is- Oh yeah,

5:38

he said earlier that we're

5:40

gonna die before we

5:43

reach Frostmout. And, and

5:46

Anvond told me.

5:49

Anvond Whispermouse, who, uh, was part of the

5:51

clown, uh, the clown, the

5:56

group that killed the last dragon.

5:58

Can I cast less- Is there

6:00

a restoration on him? I... there's

6:03

a plot to kill me. And

6:05

I had to escape. You

6:08

said Durian's the real emperor. Durian will

6:10

never be the emperor. I

6:13

am the emperor. Are you? You're

6:15

the emperor? You're not, come on.

6:17

Say psych. How

6:25

old are you? No! He's

6:28

my boyfriend, I love him. He's like

6:30

almost out. He's like a hundred years old, a

6:32

thousand years older than him. Hey,

6:35

so what's the last thing you remember, Emperor,

6:38

I'm sorry that I'm not being super duper...

6:42

reverent. It's just that, as

6:44

you can see, you're not in the capital and you're...

6:48

a traveling circus. I don't.

6:52

I'm a man of action. I

6:54

don't care for reverents

6:56

and things like that. Oh, wonderful. It's...

7:00

I gotta tell you, it's... I'm

7:02

trying to piece it together. Because

7:05

you said we'll never make it to that

7:07

city that you said that Chuck would

7:09

remember. Yeah, it seems like

7:12

we wouldn't make it alive to

7:14

Frost Mount. Frost Mount.

7:16

Is that... We're not going to Frost

7:18

Mount. No! We're far east of Frost Mount. Yeah,

7:20

that's why it was really confusing. So we just

7:22

wanted to make sure that, like, you knew what

7:25

you were saying, because, like, we're not even going

7:27

there. So it shouldn't be a problem. Right.

7:30

I think a lot of things

7:32

have happened that I don't necessarily

7:34

remember. That sounds about

7:37

right. Maybe we should ask some folks

7:39

around the circus when they first saw

7:41

you. Didn't they say he's been

7:43

here for, like, 20 days or

7:45

something like that, Michael? They've been around

7:47

for, like, a few months, I think is kind of what

7:49

they said. It was pretty

7:51

vague, though. They definitely were here before us.

7:54

Okay. Well, do you remember, like, what do

7:56

you remember last, like, do you remember this

7:58

time that you've been in the circus? or

8:00

is it like you you you've just woken up

8:02

here in the circus right okay I

8:04

have to sorry

8:07

it's complicated oh

8:10

we've got time you can come to chill oh yeah

8:12

we're like between towers we're just gonna sit in this

8:14

must be car for the next several hours yeah we've

8:16

got yeah we've got time buddy unless a big bird attacks

8:18

us or something that does happen a lot

8:20

yeah I just okay

8:25

so how do I

8:27

know that I so you cast this

8:30

first of all you cast a spell on

8:32

me no I didn't I told

8:34

you that I put smelling salts in front

8:36

of your nose you were

8:38

you're in a few say so

8:40

you weren't aware when something

8:42

was you just felt my warm hand on

8:45

your back you're fucking crazy you

8:47

sound crazy doesn't sound

8:51

crazy your brain barely works honestly after

8:53

the ever the spell you are under

8:55

chiropractor magic

8:58

sorry I mean that was

9:00

just location that was medicine

9:03

what I meant to say okay that

9:08

honestly that was a

9:10

potion because I took

9:14

a potion once and that's when I

9:17

started remembering something so I'm worried that

9:19

it's gonna start getting worse again wait

9:22

so it's like the potion that an

9:25

bond gave me oh someone gave you

9:27

a potion should we tattoo this on you

9:29

are you gonna go back to

9:31

clown mode maybe she's right down go

9:33

full memento yeah is

9:36

everybody sitting down yeah I'm leaving

9:39

we're in our little why do I

9:41

keep bringing what it's called I keep one

9:43

is a carriage you could just keep changing what it

9:46

is really a lot

9:48

scar so

9:52

you helped me and

9:54

you're not immediately

9:58

trying to turn me in Yeah,

10:01

that's right, and you should remember that

10:04

I'm getting good vibes off

10:07

of you See wonderful, but

10:09

how do I know I can trust you

10:12

don't cut my finger off? Oh, yeah Yeah, I

10:14

could have finger up. I'm not gonna do it, but I just want to start

10:16

I want to start high I don't

10:19

want to cut your why would that I don't

10:21

know Yeah,

10:23

do you I don't know I Wish

10:26

to said I can cast it on the truth I

10:28

didn't say that Michael You

10:33

know there's just no real way that I can

10:35

think of to make it a

10:37

hundred percent But it's just that

10:39

I would gladly do whatever it would make

10:41

you assuage your guilt or not guilt fears

10:43

I guess I mean you could talk to

10:45

Barnabas and like he'll tell you that we'd like

10:48

really help the circuit our vibes are really

10:50

Good, I'm just I'm not I'm

10:53

used to other people sort of

10:56

No, this is gonna sound ridiculous, but I'm

10:58

used to other people sort of calling the

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11:03

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14:00

you have any of wrap my toenails

14:02

still or anything like that and on?

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Sounds weird, but hey, maybe. Of course

14:07

I. Always carry her toenails with me.

14:09

Dumb question say are the. Most formidable.

14:12

I'm a response to any

14:14

danger that we have. A.

14:18

Third, With. You have

14:20

her toenails disease or highly talks.

14:22

Yes, I do. I. Know

14:24

they are. Believe phone braids

14:27

knows they. Are as he killed a

14:29

guy with home. I didn't

14:31

do anything. Billie killed himself with the

14:33

toenails. I

14:36

can I just sit on a wanna. See.

14:38

Mistrustful. But can I just. You

14:41

show me the toenail right? because we

14:43

to say we have anyone so nails

14:45

I show him the town's he takes

14:47

is a sniff is a lot he's

14:49

a he's a little freak like that

14:51

yeah no those are. Those. Are

14:53

I? Had no that

14:56

I noticed smell and increase those toenail better

14:58

steak other ones that I wasn't of. So

15:02

you really know rapids? you know

15:04

where she is now. We

15:08

could find out. We know where she was.

15:10

Yeah, I. Guess they've avoided this my

15:12

but we'll have. We could trust you either.

15:15

Yes, we forgive us. if we're being l

15:17

a little cautious here I am. I mean

15:19

you you to see me undertone else are

15:21

we are within the connection with. Her young.

15:25

Or. The O T which is I've

15:27

I've is kind of. you know the

15:29

long arm of your law to dispense

15:31

justice at even if it's not a

15:34

bad deal. At

15:36

all kinds of ah make things

15:39

quite until in our town because

15:41

the quota of see a night

15:43

went down. Ah, We

15:45

from Rainford so ah, you know

15:48

I. Have heard of

15:50

Rainford? I think to Unite doesn't get as

15:52

much as is why we have Screech Echo

15:54

here that came to check out the minds.

15:56

so a like for reasons the second he says

15:58

talking about the ot by the way, is just

16:01

like, corpseing, like, ooh. Do you know, do you

16:04

know of Duryan? Brexleyshire.

16:09

No, of him. I mean, who

16:11

does, yeah, I mean, I

16:13

assume we've heard of him, Michael. Is

16:15

there some sort of official capacity? You

16:18

would've heard of him. He was, I think he's

16:20

always considered like the, you

16:22

know, second hand, or second in command,

16:24

kind of like, and then often there's

16:26

rumors you would've heard of him, like,

16:29

you know, maybe he's really calling

16:31

the shots back there. Right. So

16:34

Duryan, he could see the future. What? That's

16:36

so cool. He could see the future. And

16:40

he just knew everything. And

16:46

so, you know, we were doing

16:48

a lot of amazing things around,

16:51

you know, we were getting all this

16:53

fame and fortune. Yeah. And,

16:56

you know, Duryan always said, you've got to

16:58

be the face. I can't be the face

17:00

because people don't trust me. And you have

17:02

that wonderful face. I mean, people

17:05

say it's not bad. And

17:08

it was fine when we were talking

17:10

to like mayors of small towns and

17:12

stuff, but I just couldn't

17:14

keep up once we got

17:16

to the big leagues, if you know

17:18

what I mean. I think so. Duryan

17:21

said, maybe I could be emperor. Yeah.

17:25

But I just

17:28

couldn't, I couldn't, I was saying the

17:30

wrong things. I'm not as smart as he is. He

17:34

offered, he could cast the

17:36

spell and then

17:38

he would be able to help me,

17:40

even if he wasn't around, he would

17:42

be able to talk to me and hear

17:44

what was happening. And,

17:47

but then he said that

17:50

would, that would do, that would, my

17:52

face and his, then we could

17:54

do so much good in the world. But

17:58

then he cast the spell. I

18:00

don't really remember much after that.

18:02

Okay. So for all that time, you don't

18:04

remember? Well, there

18:10

was this one point where it was like a bad

18:13

dream. And my

18:16

friend, Lubon came to me and he gave me

18:18

this potion. And

18:21

he said that Anvan made

18:23

it for me. And

18:25

after I drank it, I

18:29

could start remembering things. Okay.

18:31

I think I misunderstood before. So

18:34

Anvan helped you a little

18:36

bit and it was durian that

18:39

made you go clown mode or

18:42

was cloud mode somehow in the middle.

18:45

I don't know what clown mode

18:47

is so much. Did

18:52

he have any clown accoutrement on him

18:54

or was he just big? But

18:56

is he currently wearing clown stuff? Did

18:59

he have, yeah, I mean, did he

19:01

have before he started putting on his

19:03

metal bikini? He was

19:06

wearing a clown wig. Okay. Then I

19:08

gesture to the wig. Like, I mean,

19:10

that was your, she has a little

19:12

bit of your real hairs in there. Yeah. You put that

19:14

on and said you were going clown mode. Yeah. You

19:16

said it was clown time. You

19:19

were clown maxing. So

19:21

I think what happened

19:23

was we were, I

19:26

didn't believe Lubon. I

19:29

didn't think that anything,

19:32

I didn't think durian could

19:34

be, maybe the spell

19:36

went wrong, but I didn't think

19:38

he would be doing anything bad.

19:41

Right. He did so much good. But

19:43

Lubon took me into the basement, deep,

19:46

deep down into the slab. Do you know

19:48

the slab? It's the big OT fortress

19:50

and farhold. I heard of it.

19:54

Celine would be intimate with the slab.

19:57

Celine just starts sweating.

19:59

He used to not talk. Pulling

20:01

her clothes up over her neck

20:03

even higher than her. He took me

20:05

down and down and

20:09

to where

20:12

they do magical experiments. And

20:17

he took me into this room and there

20:20

was this big glass tube and

20:23

inside the big glass tube, it was me.

20:26

Oh no. And

20:31

it was alive. Wait, okay.

20:34

So maybe you're not even, so there's another, at

20:36

least one other you down there? Which

20:40

one are you? Yeah, and then after that,

20:42

things got very bits and pieces. Oh,

20:48

yeah. Apparently they were gonna kill

20:50

me on the way to Frostmount,

20:52

but Anvan intercepted the

20:54

party and he gave

20:56

me this device and he said that. As long as I had it,

20:58

no one could find me and then I should

21:00

just go. And so then. Okay,

21:03

so that was gonna be a follow up question.

21:05

I was kind of nervous that Durian was gonna

21:07

be like, oh, he's there now. Let's shoot a

21:10

meteor at us or something like that. So you have

21:12

some sort of device that makes it

21:15

so Durian can't find you? This

21:17

is, yeah, that's what this is. And he

21:19

pulls out, he's got like an ambulance. Hell

21:21

yeah, sick. Okay. Okay.

21:25

So are we convinced that this is

21:27

the original or right

21:29

now I'm kind of thinking we don't know? Is

21:31

that what, there's a cloning situation

21:33

going on. How do you know if he's talking

21:35

about there being another one in a

21:37

tube? We need to look under his

21:39

eye to see if he's the clone of the original.

21:42

Does he have a belly button? He does have a

21:44

belly button. Okay. Wow. I

21:46

mean, I don't think Chuck would know enough about some of the

21:49

lack rooms to ask smart

21:51

enough questions. Would Celine know anything

21:53

about this? I mean, I guess I know the slab. You

21:56

would know some stuff. Okay. Like

21:59

I would know that that kind of. think is usually

22:01

possible maybe you would know

22:03

that that's like shit that Wizards

22:06

did in the before times that

22:08

was supposed to be real bad

22:10

okay okay very frowned upon like

22:13

I um that sounds

22:16

very unusual from what

22:18

I know of the OT because

22:21

isn't that like super legal

22:23

like that's not like a thing

22:26

the OT or any

22:28

magic users do anymore that's just what

22:30

I heard durian

22:32

says that it's

22:35

all about what

22:38

the people see and

22:41

hear and think he

22:45

yeah I mean

22:47

we I love magic I used to

22:50

do all kinds of magic stuff well

22:52

I mean cool items and yeah well

22:55

I mean if you

22:57

were the imp right it's

22:59

not like magic is the

23:02

magic is just legal if you're part of

23:04

the OT so I had I've always assumed

23:06

they've been doing some sort of deeper

23:08

magic that wasn't public but

23:12

during our study if we could kill all

23:14

of the ragged like everyone then all the

23:16

magic would go away so

23:19

but is that what he was going for

23:21

well cuz he said that we

23:23

had the cyanite and the and I could do

23:26

all the things that the magic could do so

23:28

but we could control it and there's

23:30

magic you just anyone can do

23:33

it interesting that is yes true

23:37

anyone could do

23:39

whatever they wanted with magic if it wasn't

23:41

controlled get out of hand you know yeah

23:45

yeah well

23:48

huh I

23:54

don't even really know what to say to this

23:56

is this is a lot to take in right

23:59

now hearing that you're able to have

24:01

that device allegedly blocks of

24:04

durian makes you feel less stressed out

24:06

do you mind if I so I'm

24:08

gonna go take a shit I

24:12

leave the car you

24:24

can call me big bow big bow okay

24:26

that's what people called me back in the

24:28

day great big

24:30

well do you mind if I see this the same you

24:32

let me have I'm just sure it's even it looks like

24:34

sure sure I'm not actually shooting Michael

24:36

but I'm gonna be gone for 10

24:38

minutes ritually casting detect magic okay I

24:41

might shit too while I'm doing it

24:43

I don't know yeah I mean you

24:45

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24:47

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24:49

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But. What is a million He does. He use the deal Me:

30:15

look at. It yeah I totally into the air

30:17

with the lines used to her stressed of.

30:22

About out as I hear they

30:24

can so easily. Inner Monologue: Sakamoto

30:26

So I'm I'm I'm. To

30:29

been on point Marina go there. Yeah like

30:31

that that feel. Sorry

30:33

for them so I printed yet. So what

30:35

what? It doesn't look like? Ah, I'm

30:37

is it seems. Kind

30:40

of vaguely like some of

30:42

the stuff the you Saw

30:44

Army. Whistler named

30:46

Lucy. Lucy. Ah,

30:48

Soon as the innate devices that they

30:51

had made. Okay so it is actually

30:53

made of the in i am dumb.

30:55

It does have a Gm in it's

30:57

okay and on the other than that

30:59

you don't really. Know. I

31:02

am. You can define wrong com uma or

31:04

com of you wanna? I I

31:06

thought of as much as title name for

31:08

like a whole podcast against think that yes

31:10

I yes I'm free air. Was.

31:13

Kinda. Like

31:15

this is. Probably. Sees

31:18

European I device. Am I

31:20

that? yep I know and I and

31:22

if ah but that doesn't say anything

31:24

that was she's a plane as very

31:27

interesting. Still keep this on you though

31:29

because I yeah deathly when he sees.

31:32

Ah, I'm that while you know what's going

31:34

on in any seems like. A

31:36

your deadly in danger. He

31:39

was a million on. Guy was

31:41

read more here. Sooner.

31:43

To do ya see the

31:45

British? He. Honestly, I see

31:47

now. You know

31:49

what are your memories of Rattler? We

31:52

have a pass. Oh really?

31:55

Romantic whole. She's. Alone.

32:00

You're better man than I am. Whoo!

32:02

Whoo! Like I said, I remember

32:05

those toenails anywhere. Wow. I

32:07

mean, I hope that we can reunite you guys.

32:10

I mean, you know, we'll be able

32:12

to get in touch with her at some point. She

32:14

was pretty clear that she thought I was

32:17

a dumbass. Well, but you know she's

32:19

slipped a lot more times than maybe

32:21

she would enjoy a dumbass. She's so much

32:23

smarter than me, so it's fair. But

32:25

maybe she likes that now. You know, like maybe

32:27

she just wants a strong, a strong and handsome

32:29

guy. What? I mean, she's got her own tavern

32:31

and stuff. Like she's got her own thing going

32:34

on. All right. I mean, but

32:36

she would don't do. Well, you know, Big

32:39

Bo, we are all pretty good

32:41

friends as Rappa. So, you know,

32:43

we can probably put in a good word for you as

32:45

long as, you know, we're still

32:48

friends at all. Oh, I mean, yeah,

32:50

I mean, I don't want to

32:52

die first and foremost. Oh,

32:54

of course. Yeah, we don't want you to die either. We

32:56

don't want to die. But no one

32:58

is. No one wants to die. No one wants

33:00

to die. Just you

33:02

to over going back to thinking about

33:04

the whole like, can you trust us,

33:06

whatever? Remember, we're friends with the Rappa.

33:08

So you can definitely trust us. And

33:10

if you stand our side, we'll definitely put

33:13

in a good word for you. All right. Yeah.

33:15

No, I mean, I'm not going to

33:17

change side. OK.

33:19

Oh, what a backstabber.

33:24

I come in a glue don't go out there. I

33:28

have to text magic going, Michael. See

33:30

you radically rules

33:33

as apparently. Heck

34:00

is magical heavy mom. She

34:02

does not seem to be.

34:06

A similar Chrome com. Access

34:08

also Texas if he had anything else

34:10

like not hidden clearly cause he seems

34:12

to be. Quite. Revealed. Now.

34:17

Where. Reviving has it's like

34:19

whoa All T. When. He

34:21

first met him he was wearing

34:24

a skin tight white tee shirt

34:26

that was soaked through with swear

34:28

I have and on some dungarees

34:31

maybe But then when he started

34:33

getting his brains back I started

34:35

putting on seven dawning that armor

34:38

I have my other half though

34:40

yes to receive our model or

34:43

other dawned do because a hard.

34:45

Now. Even seen as Haga sorry damn

34:48

it so much ass whose cat and

34:50

okay, Did he have

34:52

perchance he said we did not

34:54

see is hard but what was

34:56

he wearing underneath the outfit that

34:58

he was wearing? Was he wearing

35:00

something similar or akin to long

35:02

johns or grace? What? The Amp

35:04

local. Was. He wearing Grace

35:06

I Pantheon. Arrangements for what is

35:08

gray animal Understand the grease Lopez's.

35:11

Answer: Yes or No Question: Michael us a simple

35:13

yes or No question. That I see someone

35:15

seen as a separate a such as

35:18

Up. With you I agree sweat pants

35:20

or was he wearing. I think

35:22

you want me to say he

35:24

was wearing bracelet pants, but I

35:26

imagine you'd probably wearing dislike of

35:28

a ratty far. Away.

35:30

So we. Should absolutely be able to

35:32

see what we're working. Where is

35:35

true mean? It's

35:37

behind fall but. Line

35:40

I would like to an sight

35:42

and sound see on the have

35:44

gone on their own. A sense

35:47

madam this. Effects motive on that. Do

35:49

not take his lion. Well.

35:55

I. Guess is he going to catch me up on

35:57

some of the stuff? The

36:00

be like to read a fuckin

36:02

leave it as go to read

36:04

most of the i'm. I'm

36:06

in L. Feels a little silly cause we're

36:08

on our way. Ah,

36:10

We're on our way to Pharrell

36:13

because we heard there's okay whereas

36:15

how you some yeah air and

36:17

I'm at tell them to My

36:19

best abused some of the weird

36:21

shit that we've heard of like

36:24

spooky the voices of of the

36:26

kids getting possessed, Cia that saline

36:28

families in danger that there is.

36:30

ah the war stuff right there.

36:33

That and some of attacking right?

36:35

Maybe have a wizard is attacking

36:37

or something like that. I'm I

36:39

would. Communicate. With

36:42

that and away that and

36:44

would know that Tim only

36:46

kind of remembers ah ah

36:48

I'm. So.

36:51

Yeah, I mean they usually.

36:55

Don't. Know how get

36:57

super interested in. That

37:00

serves to come. Just let me. Do.

37:03

More fun things: Air. But.

37:06

Durian suddenly always worried about wizards

37:08

killing fact. Is that was

37:10

a big problem. ah

37:13

of our they are ripe ripe

37:15

the use or it ever come

37:17

back okay yeah that's that's or

37:19

is why we would. Not.

37:21

Turn around and take you to wrap my. Kids

37:24

we are. Going. They're

37:26

trying to help. Their. Families

37:28

Does that make sense? Met him. He doesn't work

37:30

to wrap my. Mom. Will

37:32

to grab murdered out and or

37:35

other rat malik went somewhere, didn't

37:37

shoot there. Somewhere. I

37:39

mean, as if we could assume that

37:41

maybe she's that. He has

37:43

actually less was coming back I remember

37:45

in I remember shit. Going

37:47

to go try to find a

37:50

cure? Child's know, maybe that's why

37:52

I left behind. There's.

37:54

So many, so many thing that could in her

37:56

be totally there is a way to now. back

38:00

right now because we haven't been to

38:02

oh my gosh what's the

38:04

underground one called mine mine for it's

38:06

so simple what is yeah we

38:08

haven't been back to I mean how long have we

38:11

been gone from mine for it's been a hot second

38:13

it's been a few weeks right a week two

38:15

weeks I don't think

38:18

it's been that long since

38:20

you guys emerged from

38:22

the ground okay so maybe she's out

38:24

somewhere that's like we don't even know where to go get

38:26

her then day one was fucking

38:30

we fought a robot that was day one

38:32

oh my gosh that's right because we probably like take

38:34

some time to get to them okay do

38:36

we have any way to like communicate though to

38:38

mine for because I guess what I'm I can

38:40

send uh magical messages

38:43

like because at least I leave her message to be

38:45

like hey FYI yeah yeah

38:48

going down we're heading this direction

38:50

that's a great point I have to shit and

38:52

then I'm gonna go outside Michael

38:55

yes I'm not shitting you have tummy

38:57

problems today I guess yeah uh

39:00

I'm familiar with ratma so

39:02

I'm gonna send a message to

39:05

her that she'll hear in

39:07

her mind it's chuck

39:10

turns out bow

39:14

is a clown um durian

39:20

cast spell

39:25

I cured he seems

39:29

quite confused what

39:32

should we do I love you yeah

39:38

25 okay what would

39:40

the response be as long as

39:42

she has an intelligence of one

39:44

or higher oh

39:46

she does I'm pretty sure

39:48

she does too at least and

39:50

they can answer me immediately yeah I

39:53

might as well shit while I'm out here chuck

39:57

are you fucking kidding

40:00

me. Are

40:04

you still with the

40:07

psycous? I

40:11

can probably meet you

40:14

on the way. Yeah,

40:17

I mean, I think the way probably works is for me

40:19

to send a follow up message is I need to cast

40:21

it again, which I'm totally fine with. I

40:23

do so. What how are we going to? We

40:27

are going to

40:30

Brooklyn. Brooklyn? Brookwillow?

40:33

That sounds alright. Still

40:36

with circus king of

40:39

Juggalos. Shit is so,

40:41

so, so weird. Oops,

40:44

fuck. We

40:46

are almost to Brookwillow

40:51

for the battle of the

40:54

circus. And then that

40:57

was also exactly 25. Okay.

41:02

I might not

41:04

make it to Brookwillow

41:08

in time, but

41:12

keep an eye on

41:14

JaMichael. Don't

41:18

get pinched. Alright,

41:21

yeah, that's fucked

41:23

up. So is Big Bo still

41:25

just like in our trailer with

41:28

us right now? But I'm

41:30

wondering how is Chuck gonna let us

41:32

know? But the reason I'm saying this is

41:34

because I'm just like, oh shit, JaMichael is

41:36

here. And is Big Bo gonna see JaMichael

41:39

and freak out? And

41:41

be like, that's a dragon. You're gonna be like, have

41:44

to guess I'm really hard. Tell him

41:46

he's a griffin. Yeah, yeah, I

41:48

don't know. That's gonna be a tough one.

41:51

I mean, when I come back, my

41:54

eyes will be big and

41:56

looking around and if

41:59

Bo's not looking. I give thumbs

42:01

up to everybody and then

42:03

I paint a

42:05

mind that I called RAPMA. So I

42:07

make a bad telephone and they're like, what the fuck

42:09

is that? And then

42:12

I make goblin ears and then I point at my

42:14

feet and say stinky. Oh,

42:16

I get it. I get it. But like

42:18

we're not hiding from him that you're trying

42:20

to get in touch with him, are we?

42:22

We would be hiding from him that I was

42:24

able to magically call him. Oh, yes. Yes.

42:28

And if I walk, he's like, just talk to RAPMA. I was

42:30

like, how? Oops. Time

42:32

to kill him. The lady's like,

42:35

well, you know, RAPMA, she often has

42:37

a way of finding things out. So

42:40

you know, and she knows

42:42

the general direction we went. So maybe she'll

42:45

show up. Yeah. She has like

42:47

spies everywhere still. It's really weird. She's an amazing picture.

42:49

I think I've been best

42:52

friends with her for like 17 years. Wow.

42:56

Yeah. Lucky man. Okay. So

42:59

every morning that you've got some stories you could tell

43:01

buddy. Do I ever. Okay.

43:05

So what do you all want

43:07

to do now? So

43:10

are we stopped in between towns or

43:12

what are we traveling? You're

43:14

just trundling along right now. You're

43:18

not sure when you're supposed to get to Brickwillow

43:20

probably in the next couple of days. Where is

43:22

this to Michael right now? With the

43:24

animals. He's hanging out with the animals. Okay. I'm

43:27

sure he's wrestling with that bear. And all

43:29

the lug nuts have been tightened. The

43:36

nuts as far as you know, the nuts have all

43:38

been like nuts, both in tight. Let's

43:40

ask about that. What the fuck was with a lug nuts?

43:42

Why'd you do that? Yeah. I

43:44

know you don't remember much, but when you're

43:46

a cloud, you untightened lug nuts and you

43:48

love breaking rocks. I thought.

43:53

I kept thinking that we

43:55

were going to Frost Mountain. I was going to

43:57

be assassinated. it

44:00

down. That makes sense. That makes sense. Well

44:02

luckily we're not going there. We're going the opposite direction.

44:04

Should be good. And you're with us now. Wait,

44:07

why did he think we were going there?

44:09

Because it must have broken through his psyche,

44:11

right? That it was

44:13

dangerous there. They were like the last

44:15

thing he remembered? Yeah, he was basically

44:17

very confused. And so he kind of

44:19

didn't know what was going on in

44:22

general. Okay, so this is Michael saying

44:24

no sinister bullshit there.

44:26

Yeah, no, as far as it

44:29

seems like he was just confused about

44:32

where he wanted to stop

44:34

going to Frostmout. It

44:36

seemed like he was trying to sabotage us, but

44:39

he was just trying to save himself. I like

44:41

that. It'd be so sick if your DM to

44:43

be like spooky and ominous threatens

44:45

you not to go back to a town

44:47

three weeks behind you in the opposite direction.

44:50

You got it, bud. It's

44:53

done. Easy. That's the next. Damn

44:56

it, I have to give you a level now. Yeah,

44:58

I mean, we're dealing with a classic

45:01

MK ultra, yeah,

45:03

mind scramble. Unfortunately,

45:06

unreliable narrator situation. He thinks

45:08

he's telling the truth. It

45:10

sounds like. But

45:14

who knows what's gone wrong with this

45:16

damn potion that he

45:18

took? And who knows what durian did?

45:21

Maybe we can just continue to like, so

45:23

we can just continue talking to him and

45:25

asking him questions.

45:27

Yeah. Can I go get some booze? And

45:30

then oh, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna start passing

45:32

out booze and shit like

45:35

that and really loosen up get

45:37

some get some meatballs.

45:41

This guy likes to party. It seems. Hell

45:43

yeah. He definitely seems like

45:45

a regular guy, not like a fancy

45:48

emperor. And he also basically was like,

45:50

I like magic. But this guy that

45:52

clearly did something super evil to me

45:54

made me out.

45:56

Yeah, yeah. I wanted to

45:58

like, get more info from him. on like

46:00

the right cuz like he might agree

46:03

with us and he's like yay we

46:05

get the Emperor that says that we

46:07

can do magic ergo our magic is

46:09

legal take that yeah so

46:12

how do you how do you

46:14

really feel about the whole magic situation

46:16

like you think it's good the way

46:18

the OT is set up now and they're the ones

46:20

that have access to it and no one else

46:23

does like you can that's better and safer that

46:25

way or maybe just like not fair yeah no

46:28

no no I just

46:30

for discussion sake while we're traveling pass

46:33

the time look I

46:35

I understand I didn't get it at first

46:37

either it's so much safer

46:39

this way it's just like so

46:42

much safer hmm I know we

46:44

all wish it was really fun

46:46

like back in the old days when you could

46:48

just like cast spells and you could save people's

46:51

lives and things yeah it

46:53

was fun but you

46:56

just have to understand the bigger picture

47:00

where you know it's so

47:03

dangerous yeah you know it's fair

47:05

fair I mean I fought in the mage

47:07

wars so I could see what those just

47:09

cuz it's cool just cuz it's cool and

47:11

fun I see on the other side of

47:13

it so I get it you know

47:16

just for those of us who didn't fight in the wars

47:18

what was the other side of it

47:20

you know like why it like why is it

47:22

so dangerous like why did they why did you

47:24

outlaw it you see that was you like you

47:26

did it right well yeah I mean

47:29

durian told me to do

47:31

it well why what was his

47:34

reasoning behind doing it because you know

47:36

it's dangerous didn't you

47:39

yeah but what's dangerous about it yeah were there

47:41

any like examples or specific like situations that because

47:43

it kind of seems like he just didn't like

47:45

it and so he said we shouldn't do this

47:48

and you said okay

47:51

well it's just

47:53

so sorry this

47:55

is Harper I'm not like good at sort of

47:58

debating We're

48:00

just whatever you think we think it's

48:02

just we want to know What

48:05

the process was? Yeah, just

48:07

trying to learn history. Mm-hmm. These

48:10

youngins weren't there, you know Not

48:12

like us and I've taken my shoes off in

48:14

my socks Michael Yeah,

48:16

got the grippers out. Yeah, I got those

48:18

damn toes and nails out so

48:24

it's and like I'm not

48:26

the best person to talk about it because You

48:29

know, I had really good experiences

48:31

like you know, I

48:34

adventured with lots of different magic users

48:37

and they would Save

48:39

my life and do amazing things with

48:41

all these spells But then like sometimes

48:43

bad people could get those same

48:46

spells and do bad things Yeah, like

48:48

a fireball that you cast at

48:51

a bunch of warps coming to

48:53

eat your family That seems good.

48:55

But what if those warps were

48:57

shooting fireballs at babies? That's bad

49:01

Make you think does it? Yeah, no, but

49:03

also Couldn't you just

49:05

get like a whole warehouse full of gunpowder

49:07

and put it next to a school and

49:09

explode it and that's just as bad And

49:11

that's not magic. I don't think we have gunpowder There's

49:20

no guns it's just powder Well,

49:23

if you put a whole bunch of cocaine in

49:25

a school gym But that didn't didn't like

49:27

the powder exists before guns cuz

49:30

like firework. Yeah, yeah and Toby

49:32

started event and shit But like

49:35

Michael is pretty anti gun Never

49:38

the one good. Yeah, I love

49:40

painting guns because he's from a

49:42

coastal elite city No,

49:45

I know and I I really

49:48

thought we would see Less

49:51

people dying from monsters and things

49:53

like that and Durian

49:58

said if I saw the stat that I

50:00

would understand more. Because

50:04

it does seem like people were still dying

50:06

a lot. Right. Like

50:08

all the time. And I'm sure whatever stats there

50:10

were, he was controlling. So

50:13

never mind of what, he was gonna make it sound.

50:15

I don't get what you mean. What's that? I don't

50:17

understand what you mean. Okay. He's

50:20

the one who isn't just like a stat, is like a

50:22

fact and that fact is always just true. Not

50:24

always, oddly enough. There's ways to

50:27

spit it. Yeah, yeah. For instance,

50:29

I live in St. Louis and it's

50:31

consistently voted the most dangerous city in

50:33

America, but a lot of times that's

50:35

because St. Louis is cut almost in

50:38

half due to white flight.

50:40

And due to that fact, the

50:43

more suburban areas

50:46

that are typically added to the stats

50:48

are not included in our city.

50:50

Does that make sense? No. Chuck,

50:53

I thought you was in Rheinberg. Oh

50:55

shit, I'm at Rheinberg. Yeah,

50:59

I guess that's, I don't know,

51:01

that's like smart people stuff. Yeah,

51:04

sure. It's none of your

51:06

business. I get that, hell yeah. And then

51:08

cheers him. So

51:10

that kind of sounds like, I mean, this

51:13

feels like a good deal for Dorian because

51:18

he's just like using you to

51:20

do wherever he wants. But do you get to

51:22

do what you want? That's

51:24

what Lou Bon

51:26

said to me and what Anne Bon

51:28

said to me. And

51:34

Rapha was pretty mad at you, so I

51:36

have to assume she had similar opinions.

51:39

Oh, yeah, she left like

51:41

a lot sooner than the other ones. Yeah. Yeah,

51:46

you're right. She did

51:48

cheat also. So that's three

51:50

friends versus one friend. So

51:53

yeah. What

51:55

else has Dorian been like trying to do

51:57

and accomplish? You know, I just, again. I'm

52:00

just trying to learn from

52:02

folks who've been there before,

52:04

but like what's his like goal,

52:06

you know? He wants peace all

52:08

throughout the lands, he said. Hell

52:10

yeah. And

52:13

he said the only way was for

52:15

him to control everything. Yeah, I mean,

52:17

there's truth to that, but oftentimes

52:19

the ways to get to

52:21

that conclusion require a lot

52:24

of death. And, you know, obviously

52:26

the mage wars had a ton of death in

52:28

it in and of itself. So,

52:31

you know, he's seen it firsthand. It's

52:33

just interesting to me that he

52:35

said that things were

52:37

only good and safe with him

52:39

in charge. But

52:42

you're the face of it. You

52:44

were the face of it. So

52:48

just curious why he couldn't, you

52:51

know, do these activities

52:53

in the light where anyone could see. Well,

52:57

he said people would trust me. Yeah,

52:59

because this guy's cool. I mean, of

53:01

course, look at him. Who wouldn't trust this guy? You

53:04

know, it just makes, it's just

53:07

interesting, that's all. Just curious.

53:09

It sounds like to me, and I'm just a simple,

53:12

I don't know, circus guy. Circus

53:15

man. that

54:01

way so yeah that sucks I

54:03

hate that shit let's

54:05

pound one together this

54:08

damn brew but if I wore it

54:10

back in charge then I could make

54:12

things right right yeah absolutely yes

54:14

absolutely mm-hmm and

54:17

if you saw like a fake version of me

54:19

running around who knows what that

54:21

guy could be to exactly he seems to

54:23

have a blank check to do whatever he

54:25

wants I hate that he seems to have a fake one

54:27

of you yeah I didn't want to talk

54:29

ill of your friend but it sounds like he's

54:32

up to some shady stuff and maybe

54:34

when ratmonk it's you know maybe when

54:36

she catches up with us she'll have

54:39

an additional you know input on this

54:41

situation but it's just that you

54:43

seem really cool so yeah I you know I

54:46

think that maybe it'd be cool if you're in

54:48

charge of things and like actually in charge yeah

54:50

and not just do whatever this guy said but

54:52

also with help but not evil people yeah and if

54:54

you know if it turns out that like ratmas got

54:56

a thing for me she doesn't want to be with

54:58

you anymore then like you know you can just you

55:00

can just move on you're you can be

55:02

that kind of guy yeah I

55:05

don't want to be in charge though

55:07

what if just like nobody was in

55:09

charge that doesn't work

55:11

I mean it might be hard to get things done

55:13

if no one was in

55:15

charge but I mean maybe there's

55:17

a way that we could you know someone

55:20

could be appointed like the

55:22

group could choose I don't know I'm

55:24

gonna say crazy stuff right now yeah

55:27

I'm not really into politics yeah well

55:36

like I don't know if I should

55:39

run like actually it sounds like

55:41

you should if you don't want to so

55:43

durian used to always say though that the

55:45

fact that I didn't want to was the

55:47

reason that I should do that's true that

55:49

is true I've heard

55:52

this before yeah I read some books about

55:54

that in my schooling

55:56

yeah and maybe that would be true

55:59

for other people I don't know but

56:01

it seems very much like durian

56:03

wants to so he probably

56:06

shouldn't be the one behind you controlling things

56:08

am I right hmm no I

56:11

think you are right hell yeah and then

56:13

there's a knock on the door oh

56:16

I gotta hide my beer

56:18

like wait I'm sick Barnabas

56:20

pops his head in and

56:22

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56:25

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