0:00

The Silver Greetings

0:31

adventurers! I

0:33

am your dungeon master Michael Damaro

0:35

and my pronouns are he him.

0:38

Hi my name's Nika and my

0:40

pronouns are she her. I

0:43

play Rourke. Hey everybody it's great to

0:45

be here thank you so much for having me.

0:47

My name is Tim Lanning my pronouns are he

0:49

him. And I play Chuck. Hey everyone

0:51

I'm Jennifer Sheik my pronouns are she her

0:53

and I am playing Celine Von Esper. Hi

0:56

my name is Mike Bachman my pronouns are he

0:58

him and I play Screech Echo. Apparently

1:01

the kids like to call they'll see a cat

1:03

and they'll be like look at that car and

1:06

that's like youth humor? What? What?

1:09

They call cats cars? I

1:11

don't get it. I'm assuming it was like a

1:13

misspelling thing and then they're like we'll

1:15

just call them cars. Yeah it might

1:18

be specifically the one in dungeon

1:20

mashi but every time that thing

1:22

comes on screen both of my

1:24

kids point at the screen and

1:26

go car. Why? I don't

1:29

know but I shake my screen at them

1:31

and I'm like stop it stop

1:33

being young. No no

1:36

I get it I like it that's good. You

1:38

get it? I'm old but I don't get it.

1:40

I get oh I get it. What

1:42

is it then tell us tell us. No I mean

1:44

either get it or you don't get it. Kids

1:47

these days. I guess that's

1:49

fair. That's that's the old test. I

1:51

just I turned an older age in

1:54

between our recordings. That's true. So there's

1:56

so many things I don't understand anymore.

2:00

What else? What else? What else? It's been

2:02

a few weeks. Thank you. Thank you, David,

2:04

for putting out those fun episodes. I hope

2:06

everyone enjoyed them. I know I did. We

2:09

were funny. I enjoyed making them. David did

2:11

a great job. I love David games. I love Michael

2:13

games. I love games. Anyone that I love any game

2:15

that anyone wants to run for me. Well,

2:18

because again, it's when David runs the game, then

2:20

the Michael gets to come out to play. So

2:23

it's it's fun to mix it up.

2:26

When the David is here, the Michaels

2:28

will play. Is that the phrase that

2:30

I'm thinking of? Exactly. Previously

2:35

on Greetings, adventurers. I

2:38

think a lot of things have

2:40

happened that I don't necessarily remember.

2:44

That sounds about right. How much

2:46

do you know about the

2:49

our famous adventuring party? Oh,

2:53

this is probably what I should have said before.

2:55

We are literally best friends with rap. So you

2:57

really know, do you know where she is? No,

3:00

I mean, we could find out. We

3:03

know where she was. Yeah. Do you know? Durian

3:06

Brexleyshire. And,

3:09

you know, Durian always said, you've got to be

3:11

the face. I can't be the face because people

3:13

don't trust me. And you have that wonderful face.

3:15

Durian said, maybe I could be emperor. Then we

3:17

could do so much good in the world. But

3:20

then he cast a spell and

3:22

I don't really remember much after

3:24

that. OK. So for all that time, you

3:26

don't remember? My friend Lou Bon

3:28

came to me and he gave me this potion.

3:32

And he said he said that and

3:34

Von made it for me. OK.

3:37

And after I drank it. I

3:41

could start remembering things. OK,

3:44

I think I misunderstood before. So

3:46

and Von helped you a little

3:49

bit and it was

3:51

Durian that made you go clown mode

3:54

or was clown mode somehow in the

3:56

middle. So Big

3:59

Bo, how? How do

4:01

you really feel about the whole magic

4:03

situation? Like, do you think it's good

4:05

the way the OT is set up now and they're

4:07

the ones that have access to it and no one

4:10

else does? Like, you think that's better and safer

4:12

that way or maybe just like not fair? Well,

4:16

yeah, I mean, Durian told me

4:19

to do it. What was

4:21

his reasoning behind doing it?

4:23

Yeah, it was dangerous, didn't

4:25

you? Everyone, no,

4:28

everyone relax, it's all good. Just

4:30

a standard OT

4:33

checkpoint up ahead. What do

4:35

you mean, standard OT checkpoint? What the fuck does

4:37

that mean? Why didn't you mention this before? Oh,

4:39

they're all over the place. Ah,

4:42

shit. But it should be fine.

4:44

Just make sure, you know, no

4:46

none of that. Everyone just be

4:48

cool. So

4:54

right now, we're

4:58

all in our little... What

5:02

did we decide to call Ikea? Wagon. Our

5:04

wagon. Our... we're

5:06

in the wagon. Our car. And Jim Michael is

5:09

with us? No. No. He is

5:11

with the animals in the animal

5:13

wagon. Oh, fuck. Roughhousin'. Last

5:15

time he was roughhousin'. He's still

5:18

fighting that bear. And I guess it's... Yeah,

5:20

and Michael, I guess it's

5:22

probably worthwhile to mention, I

5:26

guess, what does Jim Michael look like

5:28

in your heart? In my heart, he

5:30

looks exactly like our logo. Perfect. Yeah,

5:32

that makes sense to me. Not

5:35

to do spoilers, but we weren't... We have

5:37

been watching Delicious and Dungeon. It's so good.

5:39

And looking at what a griffin looks like,

5:42

I turned to Tim and I'm like, Jim Michael doesn't look

5:44

like that at all. They're in your plate. Yeah.

5:47

Not even a little bit. Yeah, he looks

5:49

bad. What if we just throw

5:51

on some like, foulant titties on him and then they

5:54

won't even be looking... Like a sexy girl

5:56

now. Oh, okay. They're gonna be like,

5:58

I think... Yeah, I

6:00

mean, he's just a green dragon. That's bad. That's

6:03

so bad. So if we currently are we

6:05

already stopped right now, or is it? We

6:07

just know it's coming up very soon. So

6:10

you've been on the road. You're

6:12

about to get to Willowbrook,

6:14

which is your last

6:16

stop before you get to Farhold

6:19

for the Battle of the Battle

6:22

of the Carnaroles. Right. Rook

6:25

Willow being a smaller town, but a

6:27

town big enough to, you know, entertain

6:29

a circus. So we are

6:31

stopping at Brook Willow first. That that was

6:34

the plan. You're almost there. And

6:36

then your caravan was intercepted

6:39

by by this group of OT.

6:41

Oh, shit. Intercepted. That's a way worse word.

6:44

OK. Like, do we hear

6:46

them like searching through the other

6:48

wagon? So Barnabas just came.

6:50

Barnabas, as we all remember, he's the

6:52

guy who runs the circus. I remember

6:55

perfectly. I know. I know you

6:57

guys all remember. I'm just saying it for the

6:59

audience. Yeah, because they're dumb and they

7:01

don't remember anything unlike us, especially

7:04

me. So yeah, so

7:06

so Barnabas is here with you. And

7:09

he just told you we were

7:11

being stopped for an OT inspection. So

7:13

you can pepper him with as

7:15

many questions as you want. You want to ask

7:18

him things, you want to tell him to do things.

7:20

He'll probably listen to you. I just real

7:22

quick, I just want like my ammo

7:25

is just going to be to be up

7:27

grappling in the air. I want to be stealth. I want

7:29

to be hidden. OK. And I will. And you got. But

7:31

you guys know I'm up there. So if you need me

7:33

to like cause a distraction at any time. OK. You

7:36

get somebody not look at something. I'm going to

7:38

be like a like a baby Yaga up there.

7:40

Like a baby. OK. Yes, up there. Yes. A

7:43

baby Yaga. A baby. Are

7:46

you holding on with little chicken feet to the

7:48

top? Is this like do you think Keanu

7:50

Reeves has chicken feet? But

7:54

yeah, yeah. Because as you said, Bachman,

7:56

you're the least illegal man of

7:59

our crew. So would

8:01

you be in a tree? Is that what

8:03

you imagine you would be in? I'm trying

8:05

to think of what's up there. I imagine

8:07

I'm swinging. I'm Spider-Man swinging all the time,

8:09

but with Batman swinging because it's grapple hook.

8:12

So that's quite a fast. But you're not

8:14

in the city of Chicago with

8:16

big buildings everywhere to swing on. Right.

8:19

Yes. Is there an arch? In every Spider-Man

8:21

game ever, is what's he swinging on?

8:23

How's he getting webs up there? That's

8:26

weird. Buildings. Shut up! Fucking

8:29

kill you. Well, it's

8:31

mostly because also I think

8:33

that Screech was, we're all in this

8:35

wagon together. So like you could

8:37

crawl out the side and then go to the

8:39

trees. Yeah. I just don't want

8:41

you to be so far away that you can't

8:43

help because you have so many skills. No, I

8:45

can help. I can drop at any time. Right

8:48

behind, like if you're talking to somebody, I could drop

8:50

like right behind them. And I could be to Screech

8:52

or I could be Beholder Doodle, you

8:55

know, whatever the situation demands. I

8:58

sure wish we had a freak right now to

9:00

distract this guy. Like, what'd you say

9:02

there? I feel like

9:04

we gotta ask Barnum some questions, but

9:07

also like. So these

9:09

are pretty standard. That was my

9:11

first question. Is this normal? It's

9:13

not super normal, but it's

9:16

pretty. It's happened before. Do they seem

9:18

angry? I

9:20

have to go talk to them now.

9:23

I just wanted to warn you and

9:25

make sure you keep some

9:27

of, I don't, some

9:30

of the more magical things on the down low,

9:32

if you know what I mean. I don't know

9:34

what you mean by that. There's no magic here,

9:37

my friend. Well, just, sorry,

9:41

I'm freaking out a little bit. Are they

9:43

gonna look through everything or are they just gonna like, you

9:45

know, spot check or, what are we looking

9:47

at here? Well, they typically

9:49

will just go through the standard protocol, you know, cast

9:52

detect magic and go through each of the

9:54

wagons. And,

9:57

you know, that's probably it. If

10:00

anyone wants to come with me, do

10:03

you have a smuggler compartment or something

10:05

like that? I'm sure you guys, I

10:07

bet those clowns have some fucked up

10:09

shit. Maybe

10:13

you could talk to the clowns.

10:17

Yeah, let's go. Yeah, I'm all here

10:19

to go with you and the clowns. I

10:21

feel like you and Rourke should go talk to the clowns. Okay,

10:23

yeah, because I'm just, yeah. Good

10:27

luck, Barnabas. And if you could maybe

10:30

keep the griffin in check.

10:32

Yeah, yeah. Very rowdy.

10:34

Yes. Do you want me to rope the griffin? I

10:37

mean, can we do? I'll

10:39

go talk to the griffin. I have the highest reason. Yeah, you

10:41

go deal with that. Yeah. Because I'm like

10:43

almost like, are we gonna have to just put a blanket on top

10:45

of it? I don't know, man. Because I can think of tech.

10:47

Okay, detect magic. How does

10:50

that work with like magical creatures? Or

10:52

like, or does it just

10:54

like detect like magic has been

10:56

done or is currently being, remind me how does

10:58

it take magic work, Adjuncts? Celine

11:00

can't do that shit. So I actually don't know how it

11:03

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11:05

is self with 30 feet. So

11:09

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11:11

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11:13

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11:15

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11:17

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11:20

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11:22

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11:25

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11:27

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11:30

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11:32

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11:34

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14:00

don't hate it I'm not gonna lie to you

14:02

I might shove your Michael in the hole yeah

14:05

oh yeah that's a good idea that's a

14:07

good idea that's a good idea oh what

14:09

if we did that with the portable hole

14:11

could we put straws outside of our portable

14:13

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14:15

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14:17

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14:19

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14:21

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14:24

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14:26

he just pops open a tin

14:28

can of old-timey tums it's wet

14:30

and he chugs it like pop eyes oh my

14:32

also it hurts so bad oh

14:36

you guys talked to the clowns but I say I put

14:39

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14:41

the hole to screech screech your

14:43

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14:46

and you can keep away

14:48

from them you can hold the bag you just

14:50

keep swinging no one ever looks up I

14:52

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14:55

I have time to dress up fully as

14:57

a clown sure and then I can like

14:59

I you know like the hole in my

15:01

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15:03

in there grab stuff just do clown shit

15:05

I could be doing tricks and they're just

15:08

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15:10

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15:12

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15:14

are there magicians in this world like there

15:16

are jugglers and magicians and clowns okay

15:18

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15:21

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15:23

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15:25

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15:27

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15:30

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15:32

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15:35

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15:37

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15:39

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15:42

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15:44

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15:46

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15:48

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15:50

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15:52

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15:55

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44:00

I think it's gonna work out. Yeah,

44:02

okay. So we look very

44:04

normal, Michael. Our hands are doing normal people

44:07

hand things. That seems fine. They're definitely

44:09

not just out or like down at

44:11

our sides weird. All right, well,

44:14

you don't have far to go. So you

44:16

make it to the clown car. Okay,

44:19

what's going on in there? What? They're

44:22

just honking. They're all just honking. It's

44:24

like I took off and your

44:26

honks in there. Let

44:30

me get in with like, wherever

44:32

there's like the densest amount of clowns

44:34

I go there. It's everywhere. There

44:37

are. There's just like it's lousy with clowns.

44:40

It's our dean like. Guys,

44:43

I'm joining the clowns. Great produce.

44:46

Can I get some of your finest clown makeup on

44:48

my face right now? Can I

44:50

do a persuasion? Like this a make up to see

44:53

why this is normal? They swore me like a bunch

44:55

of fucking rats. It's so good.

44:57

That's a 25. Yeah. They

44:59

go, well,

45:02

if you're if

45:06

you're with a girl with a rock, of

45:09

course, of course, it's fine. She's

45:11

already gone and clowns and

45:14

everything. It

45:16

really, it just really do me up. I

45:19

want a big change. I'm ready for a

45:21

big change. I need a makeover. I need

45:23

a. Well, let's get it started. Well,

45:27

do you want your makeup on too?

45:30

Of course. There's nothing I'd

45:32

rather like. Oh, God. And

45:34

maybe if you go to the clown outfit

45:37

also, we can both change our outfit. So

45:39

like, you know, we'll show or we want

45:41

to look presentable for the inspection. Exactly. Don't

45:44

make us too flashy. We don't want to

45:46

draw too much attention to ourselves. We haven't

45:48

heard that yet. Yeah. In

45:51

the clown ranks. They start there's just

45:53

like a flurry of clowns like putting

45:56

makeup on you and clothes on you and

45:58

stuff. It's been like there's a. looking

48:00

down softly honking

48:03

so that it's not unusual. A

48:07

normal amount of honking. A normal amount

48:09

of honking going. Ha ha. Ha

48:11

ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha

48:13

ha. Sorry, what was her last name again? Gretel,

48:16

what? Buckleby. Buckleby.

48:18

Was she nice? Were they friendly?

48:21

Mm. Uh oh. Mm. Oh.

48:25

It's not okay, it's actually like that bitch. Ha

48:27

ha ha. Under breath. Oh god. Gretel,

48:30

buckle bitch. She

48:33

seems to be bored and she doesn't want to be there. She's

48:35

kind of just hanging a little bit. The

48:37

guy who you heard barking all the orders is

48:40

the one who's sort of taking charge.

48:43

And he's like, so who were

48:45

the two who just came hurrying

48:48

in here? I don't, and

48:50

the clowns are all just like, ooh ha ha ha. I

48:52

assume that some of the clowns are, are

48:55

some of them probably juggling and starting to

48:57

do things? They're not juggling.

49:00

No, ha ha ha, yeah, yeah.

49:02

Very important. Sorry, that's the juggler

49:04

in Celine asking that. Well, I just was

49:06

like, because in my mind, like you can't,

49:08

like you keep, the clowns are not just

49:10

gonna stand there. They're gonna start doing, they're

49:12

gonna start doing clown stuff. And I was

49:14

gonna try to be amongst whatever clowns were

49:16

doing clown stuff. Are they throwing pies

49:19

into each other's faces? Not yet, but

49:21

you can feel it coming. Okay.

49:23

The energy, like they're, they're trying to keep

49:26

themselves from it. It's much like at, you

49:28

know, a festival or some sort of event

49:30

where you have all of this large group

49:32

of people and like, once something starts happening,

49:35

it just grows so much. So like, right

49:37

now you hear like rumblings of like, or

49:40

like the soft swishing of

49:42

handkerchiefs coming out of sleeves.

49:44

Yeah. Or I don't know,

49:46

like the honks are maybe getting

49:48

a little louder in my head. Honk,

49:51

honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk,

49:53

honk. I don't know, but I was having

49:55

the same thought too. It's whatever you say, Michael. Yeah.

49:58

Yeah. No, no, that sounds great to me. guy,

50:00

he's just walking back and he's kind of like

50:02

strolling back and forth and looking at you all

50:04

and he you

50:07

know doesn't seem to he doesn't seem to know who

50:09

you guys are. He doesn't he these just

50:11

all seem like clowns to him. The

50:15

vibe you're getting and he goes this is

50:17

disappointing but maybe you

50:20

can still help us and

50:23

he pulls out a piece of paper

50:25

and he's like have you seen this

50:27

woman he holds up a

50:29

piece of paper and it is

50:32

a picture of a rat

50:35

meridmo. I'll

50:40

take that that's pretty good all things considered.

50:42

Everyone's like whoa I think

50:44

I saw her about a

50:46

year back. I immediately look at

50:48

that clown and he's like that doesn't

50:50

help me at all. No one else

50:52

has anything for me. He stops

50:55

right in front of Brooke and looks at you. The

50:59

only thing I've got here is this

51:01

flower. You want to

51:03

smell it? I picked it

51:06

myself. A nice smelling flower

51:08

would be nice. Okay

51:10

whenever he leans down I like

51:13

very subtly glance at in Celine's general

51:15

area and then I squirt him in

51:18

the face with the flower. How

51:25

dare you squirt me.

51:27

Celine tries to do the like make

51:29

or like you know throw her voice things

51:32

like it's just normal clown stuff. This

51:35

is just what we do. It's like this that flower

51:37

didn't even smell good. I guess

51:40

that I must have gotten the wrong

51:42

flower. And then can I start

51:44

pulling a pie out of my pocket? What

51:48

are you doing? You better

51:50

watch yourself. I want to throw

51:52

the pie at the clown who said that they knew

51:54

who Ratma was to start shit.

51:57

All right roll roll. ranged

52:00

attack. A non-lethal please

52:02

Michael. You can't do

52:04

non-lethal ranged, you can't do non-lethal

52:07

ranged. Non-lethal pie damage.

52:09

I think I got

52:11

a four. That's a great roll.

52:14

All right yeah you fully miss and

52:16

it hits one of the soldiers from

52:19

the OT. That's perfect. Fuck you fish!

52:23

That's just... They're

52:27

like, whaaa! It's pandemonium. Yes.

52:29

People are grabbing clowns, uh,

52:32

billy clubs have come out

52:34

and they're they're looking like

52:37

like they're about to beat some people down

52:39

and the clowns are scattering

52:41

everywhere unless running

52:43

into the woods and uh... We're

52:45

on tricycles, unicycles.

52:49

Yeah stacked up, three eye. Ball.

52:53

Yeah. And it's just chaos.

52:56

Can Celina and I please be able to

52:58

jump on each other's shoulders and like maybe

53:00

she jumps on my shoulders this time and

53:02

then we jump on the ball and we

53:04

successfully get to roll away. Yeah yeah yeah.

53:06

You guys did so good last time that

53:08

you're right you should make it harder. You

53:11

should make it harder. It was

53:13

so easy last time. No I think it's easier. We did

53:16

it once already so we've already practiced. We're

53:18

basically pros at this point. I think we

53:20

should get advantage. I don't want to be

53:22

a dick but you didn't do it once already.

53:26

We tried it. We tried it once. I

53:29

mean there is clown pandemonium out here right

53:31

now. Yeah man. This is traction. This is clowning

53:33

out here. Um

53:35

I think yeah I think we maybe we

53:38

just kind of like pick one group of

53:40

the clowns to kind of follow. Um

53:42

all right give me some

53:44

sort of roll. I need

53:46

like a stealth or a

53:48

performance or medicine. Oh performance

53:51

is the same as my stealth.

53:54

Deception. I would

53:56

take deception. I'm gonna do a

53:58

performance. I'm trying my hardest to

54:00

be to embody the

54:02

clown. Uh-oh,

54:05

my luck's running out. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

54:08

That's an eight. That's an eight for me.

54:10

I rolled an out one, so I got a six. So

54:15

one of the soldier who got

54:17

pied directly in the face. The

54:20

one who got cream pied. Oh, wow. Grabs

54:24

were worked by the caller and he's like, we're

54:26

bringing this one back with us. Oh,

54:29

we'll see how funny you are when

54:32

you've spent a night in

54:35

the brick. Wait,

54:37

does that mean I'm going to be on a ship? You ever

54:39

been on a ship before? I, as

54:41

I said that, I was like, is this only a ship?

54:47

What's a cool old time you word for

54:49

a jail? A ga-ga-ga-gal. A gal. I

54:53

don't think you actually- Yeah, yeah. A

54:55

gal. That's what they call it, Michael. A

54:57

gal, not a jail. Yeah, the jail

54:59

was spelled different. So

55:02

they are now hauling off work.

55:04

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm

55:07

furiously honking. Um,

55:11

so do I see Barbas anywhere?

55:13

Barbas is sprinting towards

55:16

the chaos. He's like, oh, no. What

55:19

about Chuck? He left Screech

55:22

at some point. Yeah, Chuck could be outside

55:24

and see a commotion going on. I knew

55:26

it. I fucking knew

55:28

it, and I'll rush over that way. All

55:30

right, well, I think we're

55:32

going to have to, can I get a thing? We're going to

55:34

have to find out how this results next week. Man.

55:37

What? What? A

55:39

whole week. I'm going to kill you. Sorry. Damn.

55:43

It's okay. I feel like we made good choices. Yeah.

55:47

Yeah. I think it went better than I was

55:50

anticipating for it to go, actually, especially

55:52

because apparently they weren't looking for me.

55:54

They're looking for Appa. Yeah. Which we

55:56

need to find more info about why

55:58

that is. Yeah. Why

56:01

are you looking for her? What are

56:03

you doing with our sweet

56:05

Ratma? These are things you

56:07

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57:01

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