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DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB

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DUMB B

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Tamari Greetings

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adventurers! I

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am your dungeon master Michael Damaro

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and my pronouns are he him.

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Hi my name's Nika and my

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pronouns are she her. I

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play Rourke. Hey everybody it's great to

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be here thank you so much for having me.

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My name is Tim Lanning my pronouns are he

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him and I play Chuck. Hey everyone

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I'm Jennifer Sheik my pronouns are she her

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and I am playing Celine von Esper. Hi

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my name is Mike Bachman my pronouns are he

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him and I play Screech Echo. Man

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whole crew's here it's

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Tuesday we're playing D&D

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we just did a successful charity stream

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with the help of our good friend

1:11

John and a whole lot of geeklies.

1:13

Yes! Wow! You

1:15

guys did a charity stream? Oh my gosh.

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Bachman you were there.

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I feel like Bachman one day

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will like book himself

1:26

so instead he'll create like a

1:30

max headroom style AI. Yeah yeah.

1:32

It's like all right June I

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need you to run Bachman AI

1:36

in order to...Bachobot in order to

1:41

make it look like I'm here at both places

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and I think he'll spend

1:46

800 hours on it and it'll be perfect

1:48

and very good and funny and I want that to

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happen. I'm scared of how close to that we are.

1:53

Yeah no because literally one of my podcasts

1:55

like they did that on QAA they did

1:57

a joke Julian and it's like that's so...

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Sounds like him. Yeah, it was a

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great weekend. I don't know what it was. Maybe it's because

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I played Magic the Gathering and that's what

2:06

I'm obsessed with right now, but it felt like

2:08

a very smooth charity stream. We

2:11

had a small hiccup at the beginning,

2:13

but that's because Streamlabs OBS is dumb. But

2:15

all of the parts I were on were super

2:18

fun and then went super fast. Michael

2:21

and I have a little bit of beef

2:23

from the opening game, but

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I think we kind of came together at

2:29

the end to say that Skaal sucks.

2:32

That did happen. That was so... Michael,

2:34

I'm blinking. Excuse me. Excuse

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me? So what

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we were playing, it was like, it

2:41

was a cow game. Who's the cowboys?

2:44

Something about a herd mentality. Herd

2:46

mentality. Oh, yeah. So

2:48

basically it's like, what's the best color? Everybody

2:51

that says whatever is the most voted

2:54

on thing gets a point. So

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one of the questions was, what's the worst music? I

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was like, man, I don't fucking know. And then Michael

3:01

goes, I know. Thank you, sir.

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So rude. Because I was not thinking

3:05

about that and you let me on

3:07

the right path. But somehow no one

3:10

else picked up on it. I know.

3:12

But you two are on the same.

3:14

They said country as if

3:17

Beyonce doesn't exist. Yeah. I'm trying to

3:20

tell them that. It's like they've not listened to Cowboy

3:22

Carter. Come on. But yeah, it was

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so much fun. Thank you again, as Michael

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said to John. Thank

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you to, I know Allie helped

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a lot in the back end. Probably forgetting

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so many people. But there's all the guests. Those

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sections are going to be uploaded

3:38

to YouTube. So check that out.

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Thank you to all the guests from

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outside of our group of friends. Your ears

3:45

are our group of friends now, unfortunately. But

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you know, because we always have S-house and shit like that.

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I don't want to show it. Well,

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a lot of new faces this year, especially

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with the Pat DM

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section. Check

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that out. guys make me cry

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made me so happy. I'm

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sure at some point, you'll hear

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our our segment.

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Yes. Yeah, it was very fun.

4:10

You'll know that our schedule has gotten

4:13

untenable to the point where we release one

4:15

of those episodes. You'll find Yeah,

4:18

yeah, shit gets fucked up. You'll hear

4:20

it. Yeah, we're gonna go

4:22

our longest. We'll have our

4:24

longest banked episodes ever of three weeks.

4:26

I guarantee it. Look at us. We're

4:28

on a roll. We might make

4:30

it to Gen Con. You might

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make a baby that's a ways away.

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Maybe I don't think the

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most hopeful you've ever found a good brother. Yeah,

4:43

we'll do that. We'll do that. We could do

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that gang. Hell yeah. They were super fun. Thank

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you so much, David, obviously for G.

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Imming us again. Yeah, great job.

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David games always make time go by

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faster. Yes, absolutely. I don't know how

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rockets by this one didn't feel as fast

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as last year's. But still, it was like,

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guys, it's been two and a half hours.

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What the fuck happened? How is this possible?

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We've done nothing. This was so

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fast. It was extremely a world

5:10

that I would like to return to. So

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I'm doing we do in the future because

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I thought it was very fun. All of

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us playing, you know, versions of

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our current characters. Somewhat.

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I don't like Bachman

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anymore. What did I do?

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Your guy was gross. He

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had a name that

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you didn't like for the rest of them

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was pretty tame by my standards. That's fair.

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Yeah, yeah, I think but I didn't he didn't

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talk about it wasn't shoved in your face all

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the time. That's true. He wore a jacket.

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That's true. Considering how

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horrifying Steve was at the

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end. Like, yeah, you believe

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them gross guys. Steve's penis

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was a human finger. I

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didn't like that. Not

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forget bananas foster often you thinking

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of playing a nasty little guy

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when you're such a nasty little freak Yeah, I

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like playing a fucked up little freak Why

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would you call somebody squelch enema

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as their name you think that's

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funny cuz it was a Mad

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Max thing Funny

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to say squelch Done

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an animal on Mad Max liquid Counterpoint

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Tim is it not funny to say squelch

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enema Boorish

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wow Shit

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anyway Previously

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on greetings adventurers Okay

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Wait you ate the ferrets to us out the whole thing

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was no I didn't eat the ferrets. I was just like

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here you guys Now's your turn

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But that's so that we can get

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their treasure no that is not why

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we're killing them what the fuck You

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find some clear bear tracks a bear

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in the desert We're not

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in a desert how close are we to

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the camp almost there should we kill this

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guy? Tim is asking you guys what

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do you guys think? Where are we

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at this whole thing? I don't see a

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way forward that doesn't involve me Smashing

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caravans and taking loot okay. Can

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you say that again just for

7:42

the audience? Okay, but

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what if he became my clown

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ward and I taught him

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how to be a clown Damn

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I will not stand any ward rival One

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that who can have wards and wives kill

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this motherfucker. Try to make it faster.

8:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, so you

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sneak into camp, but you

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realize what it's actually an airy and

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because you see the wyvern and

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or wyvern that's up

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there. So the tower and the stronghold

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are two different things. The big doors

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are probably lockable in some way and

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you don't know what's in the stronghold. Okay. I

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can go scope out the stronghold. You

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peer through the window. There's a large

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common room with a number

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of smaller rooms locked off to the

8:35

side and you see two ogres. One

8:38

of them has a huge club and

8:40

one of them has a big ass

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chain and they seem to be arm

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loss. The

11:09

chain guy smashes

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down and with arm wrestling

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contest. God damn it.

11:16

Now I owe Jennifer watching an entire

11:18

season of Real Housewives. Yay! I

11:21

bet it gets the chain guy. The chain guy beats

11:23

club guy. How much damage did

11:25

the guy who lost the arm wrestle take from his

11:27

hand slamming on the table? Might as

11:29

well get a head start on combat range. Yeah, sure.

11:34

100 damage? That's pretty good. Holy

11:37

crap. What type of damage was

11:39

that? Piercing. Psychic. Yeah. Piercing?

11:42

Wow. Was there nails sticking out

11:44

of the table? Yeah. Yeah. Why

11:47

was it piercing, Michael? Yeah, it is nails. All

11:49

right. I mean, I guess it might just

11:51

like fully scouting out this, uh, this tower.

11:54

Do I just like go past these

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guys? Yeah. And when we

11:58

say, I said tower. It's really

12:00

more of like a like

12:03

a 60 foot

12:05

tall ladder with

12:07

a post and a big nest at

12:09

the top. Like there's where the ogres

12:11

are obviously has to be big enough for them to

12:14

get into but are we calling that a

12:16

tower as well? That's the stronghold. Oh

12:18

I thought they were the same. No

12:20

guys we had Michael had to

12:23

clarify that 30 times last week. It's

12:25

been a week. You guys don't remember

12:27

everything between week to week. It's pretty

12:29

much been two weeks technically. It's

12:31

been. Because we were born another thing

12:33

in between that like white thing in my brain.

12:35

That's how it works. Okay so there's a tower

12:38

attached to the stronghold. I

12:41

was imagining it separate but

12:44

Michael I agree with you.

12:47

It's 30 feet away. All right all right all

12:49

right. In the desert. So

12:53

have I fully explored the stronghold then? I

12:56

think you peeked into the door but

12:58

I saw the guys arm wrestling. I

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see okay okay does he see any other

13:03

doors or holes? Yeah do I see either

13:05

holes Michael tell me about the holes I

13:07

see. There's a lot of holes everywhere. Okay

13:12

go on. I lost that arm wrestle time

13:14

to mount me. This

13:18

is piercing damage. That's why it's piercing damage. Oh I

13:20

get it now. So

13:22

it's a so inside here there's like it's a

13:24

big common area and there's a bunch you see

13:26

a bunch of like you know sleeping

13:28

air sacks and shit. It's

13:31

very it's not well cared

13:34

for. It's like a frat house for for

13:36

orcs and such. Yeah some little

13:38

bugs here and there and there's

13:40

a bunch of doors on

13:43

either side. They all

13:45

look essentially open but

13:48

then there's one there's one different

13:50

door and that door is clearly

13:52

it's got a big padlock on

13:55

it. You

13:57

don't know what's behind that one. Okay.

14:02

Thieves, what's in Thieves'

14:04

Tools? Lockpicks. What?

14:08

I have Thieves' Tools. What's in Thieves'

14:10

Tools? Could I pick locks with Thieves'

14:12

Tools? Give you a

14:14

bonus for picking locks. Yeah, and even like you're

14:16

legally not supposed to be able to even pick

14:18

locks without them. Damn, it

14:21

seems like it'd be a missed opportunity if

14:23

I wasn't... Are these ogres continually going another

14:25

round? Are they still busy? Is one

14:27

of them pissing off? Are they both pissing off? Right

14:30

now, the one is rubbing

14:32

his shoulder as he

14:35

holds his hand off of the nails. Just

14:37

kidding. There's not really nails. But they seem

14:40

to be speaking

14:42

gruffly to each other. And

14:45

they seem annoyed with each other, let's say.

14:48

You can do an insight if you want to.

14:50

I don't give a shit about them. I just

14:52

want to make sure they're busy. They seem busy.

14:54

They seem busy with each other. I'm going to stealth

14:56

over to that door. And

14:58

I want to maybe give it a little listen, see

15:00

if there's something I can hear over there and then

15:02

maybe I want to pick the lock. Alright, well, roll

15:04

stealth. Try 17. I

15:06

think you still have a d4, which you probably want

15:09

to use here. I do. Get

15:11

that stealth up as stealthy as possible. To

15:15

get a 20, you have to roll like a 2, right? Huh?

15:17

Your stealth is like 80, isn't it? It's

15:20

plus 9. It's a lot. Yeah,

15:22

you feel very confident that you have sneaked

15:25

over there. Okay, what's that door

15:27

sound like? Roll perception. It's for

15:29

20 again. You

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don't hear anything. Did you have the d4?

15:35

It's been 6 seconds, I've decided. Yeah,

15:39

that'd be 24. Do I hear anything

15:41

now? How about now, Michael? Get

15:43

foiled. You don't hear anything. Okay,

15:45

I wait 6 seconds and then I try and pick

15:47

the lock. I

15:51

mean, we love Dungeons and Dragons.

15:53

Don't we, folks? We do.

15:56

Are you picking the lock? Yeah, yeah. It'd

15:58

probably be like a sleight of ha- hand or something right? It

16:01

is a sleight of hand. 21. Whoa.

16:03

You use some real deep

16:05

shit here

16:08

and you

16:10

have your little picks and they're all

16:13

they're all batting those tumblers around inside

16:16

batting them around. And then

16:20

click the lock

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slides open. Let

16:25

me give a little peek in there. It is a the

16:29

nicest room in this

16:31

place obviously. It's nicely pointed. It has

16:34

a bed with that's been made.

16:37

It's got sheets on it and

16:40

there is a number of notable things

16:43

in the room but the

16:46

thing that catches your eye is a strong

16:48

box at the foot of the bed. I

16:50

have very gently closed this door behind me.

16:52

Okay. Maybe I'll leave the padlock kind of

16:54

hanging but you know you can like not

16:57

really close it but you can kind of make it look

16:59

like it's closed from a distance. I

17:01

like that. Yeah. You do that. Okay.

17:03

Yeah. Let me see what's in this

17:05

strong box. Alright. So you open it.

17:08

Yeah. A little needle comes flying

17:10

out of the lock hole shooting right

17:12

at you. Roll acrobatics

17:15

to get out of the way. Oh my

17:17

god. 20. There's

17:20

other numbers Bachman. Like yeah. Wow.

17:22

I know I got 21. That

17:25

was a different number. That's true.

17:27

Yeah. You matricurate out

17:30

of this trap and it

17:32

zips past you. You

17:34

managed to dodge it. Okay. There

17:37

is there's another lock. There's two

17:39

locks. Um

17:42

I want to unlock it. Imagine if I

17:44

stopped here. I was just like you know

17:46

what. Well campaign over. They must not want

17:48

me to go in there. Yeah Michael you're

17:50

putting a lot of resistance and we're listening

17:52

so we're gonna walk away. 18. Click. It

17:54

opens. There better

17:57

be a ward in here. There's not a

18:00

award, but there

18:02

is a large pile

18:05

of gold pieces and

18:08

what appears to be a musical

18:11

instrument like pipes, like a

18:14

little pan flute. Okay, I

18:16

don't really feel like I'd keep the pan

18:18

flute, but yeah, probably go full Skyrim,

18:21

take the gold, probably check the dressers too,

18:23

see if there's maybe like one or two

18:25

gold pieces in there, you know.

18:28

But I mean, if that's all that's in here, I

18:31

think I'll probably exit the building now. And

18:33

I think Chuck has the hole. That

18:35

makes, yeah, I think that's true. Yeah, I mean,

18:37

if you can't get all the gold, and they

18:39

do, let me remind you, even

18:42

though the previously on rudely pointed out

18:44

that you guys just want to steal

18:46

the gold, we're here to administer street

18:49

justice. Oh, so you're like,

18:51

listen, don't just say the gold, we're gonna kill

18:53

these guys also. I guess if you take their

18:55

gold and poison their food stuff, then that might

18:57

help. But still, I'm glad I'm glad you mentioned the

18:59

the hole and whether or not I'd be able to

19:01

carry all this gold because my actually, my goal

19:04

was to just tell Michael that I took it all

19:06

and see if he called me on whether or not

19:09

I could carry it all. Uh huh. So

19:11

when I say I'm glad, I mean, I'm not glad. I

19:14

tried to pull this bullshit as a DM one

19:16

time. And then we looked up how light the

19:18

gold was when I got mad. And

19:21

that's just like, it has

19:23

to literally be a chest of jewels. That

19:26

way you can like trick them like it's just they're big

19:28

jewels. What if I take the pan flute, take the pan

19:30

flute and leave the gold? These are the

19:32

more valuable things. I

19:35

mean, who knows? Maybe it's a magic pen.

19:38

What? What? It's

19:41

saying 500 gold pieces is like one

19:43

pound. Yeah. Yeah.

19:45

That can't be true. I should

19:48

tell you the volume though, because like how big

19:50

are these still, even if it's like one pound,

19:52

where's he going to fucking put his damn cheeks?

19:55

Both of them. That seems to me

19:57

like it like a literal like mechanical inflation.

20:00

Where they were like yeah the price that we made

20:02

things it can't weigh that much otherwise nobody be able

20:04

to buy anything They

20:08

maybe they should come up with paper money Five

20:13

pounds feels like is that fair? I

20:15

don't know it's penny. All right. I'm

20:17

gonna hold these two quarters Okay, I guess in my mind.

20:19

I'm just like imagining like gold bricks. I'm

20:21

like that's gotta be him Oh for sure.

20:23

Go for so heavy and like in like pirate

20:25

gold And

20:31

it tastes like two guys, but the I imagine these

20:33

to be the balloon size it's a big thick

20:35

chunky coin It's made out of all out of

20:37

gold 100 is like not I said 500. It's 500 gold pieces. So

20:40

500 gold and some pan flutes Yeah,

20:46

I think 500 gold Yeah, probably

20:48

is doable Sure

20:51

squelch Enema has like a sack

20:53

of some sort that you carry around with you, right?

20:55

It is probably a Satchel

20:57

or sack of some kind in this room even

20:59

500 doubloons would

21:01

be about seven point four or five pounds But

21:05

it's not like crazy I tried to give my

21:07

players like 5,000 copper like ah, I

21:09

got you That's not a big deal either. My god damn

21:11

it. Fuck Yeah,

21:14

so I'm just loading up my pockets Am

21:17

I jingling Michael when I walk I

21:20

mean, yeah, you'd have to secure your

21:22

coin purse, I guess Yeah,

21:25

you're probably naturally sticky So

21:27

you just like put it all over your body

21:29

because you're sweating like a like a like the

21:31

sticky bandits and homologues Like

21:34

the lady who thought that the vaccine made her like

21:38

key stick. Yeah, I think I just referenced

21:40

this last week also Okay,

21:46

you're gonna sneak back out yeah, I'm gonna slink on

21:48

out of here all right and you

21:50

left the pamphlet No, I'll take the

21:52

pan flute leave it you don't want it. It's

21:54

gonna be a magic pan flute I take it

21:57

when I get out when I get out of your shot. I'm gonna toot

21:59

that thing It's engraved

22:01

with gold and there's

22:03

an etching of a

22:05

rat on it. Oh

22:08

man, this feels like the

22:10

work is gonna lie. Jerry,

22:14

Michael, you had us at Pabstoo. You

22:16

had us at Pabstoo. You had us at Pabstoo. This is the

22:19

edge to having a rat on it. Nick, are

22:21

you excited? I mean, yes, but

22:23

I don't know what Screech is gonna do

22:25

with it, so I'm not getting my hopes

22:27

up. He's gonna play with his butt. For

22:29

those listening, and then Nika has

22:32

put on a Ninja Turtle outfit and has

22:34

gone inside of it in order to protect

22:37

her emotions, in order to act calm. I'm

22:39

like, oh, whatever, whatever. If you

22:41

wanted to let me look at it, but it's not a big

22:43

deal to me. Oh man, she's crying. I'm not crying. I hate

22:45

my eyes. I wish I could blind myself. Michael, I hate

22:47

myself. Did he need to look more in the room? He

22:50

said the thing of note. Yeah. Yeah, so

22:52

I'm gonna fuck off. I'm gonna say it. I'm

22:54

gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna

22:56

say it. I'm gonna say it. Yeah, so I'm gonna

22:58

fuck off out of here. I mean, I imagine we're

23:00

gonna come back in here and get a second look

23:02

when we kill those two ogres. Mm-hmm. You

23:05

work out that this is the room of

23:07

the goblin that was riding the Wiverne,

23:10

who is the leader. There's a sign

23:12

my other car is a Wiverne. Yeah. Yeah,

23:16

there's like a Wiverne saddle in here and Wyvern riding crop.

23:22

Is there a Wyvern riding for dummies? There is.

23:25

Because Michael, you fucked up. Shriesh,

23:27

learn how to take an hour to learn how to

23:29

ride a Wyvern. Yeah, these are cool. Are there any

23:32

reference books? Oh, that's literally a

23:34

joke you just made, don't run. But

23:38

there could be other ones, not necessarily

23:40

dragon riding reference books. There are a lot of books.

23:43

This doesn't seem like a learned fella. Yeah.

23:47

Uh-huh. Oh, so we're gonna fuck

23:49

up all these people, right? Yeah. Yeah.

23:52

Okay, so Michael, actually, I'm taking the pamphlet. I'm

23:54

taking the gold. I want to start a small

23:56

fire in this room before I do. Yeah!

23:59

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24:02

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24:06

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24:08

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24:14

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24:16

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24:18

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24:21

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I think he's going to die. Who wants

29:34

to, uh, who will

29:36

get 20 gold on that? Oh, I

29:38

don't want, he's going to find a way out. He

29:41

can grapple, he can sneak. I

29:43

think he's going to make it. Rock, do you think he's going to die? I think he's

29:45

going to die. There's always a hey boy. I get

29:47

right behind him all and give a little toot

29:49

on the pamphlet. I

29:53

too. Do you

29:56

give a toot and, uh, and it

29:58

actually sounds like a Sounds pretty good,

30:00

but it's cursed.

30:03

You get a sense that for

30:05

you to truly use

30:07

this pipe, to truly

30:09

play it, you would have

30:11

to allow it into your soul.

30:16

You have to attune it. Are you usually

30:18

proficient in tooting? I'm proficient

30:20

in tooting. Oh,

30:23

okay. Yeah,

30:25

so I went in there, there's a couple

30:27

of ogres arm wrestling. I started a small

30:29

fire. I found this pan flute and

30:31

a shit ton of money. You guys can have the

30:33

pan flute. I want the pan flute. I

30:35

pick it up. I start. As

30:38

a bard, you realize that this is

30:40

more than just a simple pan flute.

30:51

You're the rat now. But

30:54

you would have to attune to it.

30:56

Oh, that's easy. That's just a

30:58

button in D&D Beyond. Yeah, just click it. I

31:03

put it in my flesh pouch. What? What

31:06

was that? Don't talk

31:09

about your flesh pouch in front of these guys, by the way. I

31:13

don't know. I don't know. It just felt like something,

31:15

like work. Doesn't attune me take an hour?

31:18

Is that a real rule or did I make that up? I thought it was

31:20

like 10 days. 10 days? Wow. That's

31:23

crazy. I thought it was a long time. That's

31:25

probably some 3.5 shit where you had to cut your finger off

31:27

in order to... Yeah,

31:29

I think so. I was thinking

31:32

like a kangaroo pouch, but it's like

31:34

a flesh pouch. I wasn't thinking of

31:36

a pocetta. Are you a kangaroo? What

31:40

flesh pouch does Roar-Caf have?

31:43

Like a kangaroo pouch. Now

31:45

quick question. You're not a kangaroo.

31:47

I'm not a kangaroo. So where did this come from? Why

31:49

am I the only one confused by this? I

31:52

think she's talking about... Does Roar-Caf have it or

31:54

did you make a fanny pack? Oh, I get

31:57

it. Actually, I like that. I

32:00

get it like British. I thought it was

32:02

her pussy. That's

32:05

true. Kangaroos do have pussies. I am

32:07

sorry, Nika. I was being kangaroo-phobic.

32:11

No, no, it was a goof. But

32:15

I guess I... This is a serious

32:17

show. I put... You're gonna make jokes. I

32:20

put it close to my heart. You can just

32:22

spend one short rest attuning to it. Okay. So

32:25

it's... It's... The keep...

32:28

The hold fast is on fire. Yeah,

32:31

we have started a process here. Probably

32:35

don't have an hour, but... Maybe

32:37

we have more than that. Who should say? I

32:39

mean... Cause you have to like concentrate on the

32:41

swimming... ...to do it, or like... Oh,

32:43

I can just wait till like... ...evening. Yeah,

32:46

you just do it tomorrow. Yeah, we're

32:48

bad-ass as fuck, so, you know. We

32:50

don't even know what this thing can do. Maybe it will

32:52

hurt us. Yeah. So, what do

32:54

you guys think? So, Screech... Like,

32:56

uh... Wait, you lit something on fire? What

32:59

are you lit on fire? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

33:01

that... Um... What

33:03

was it, Goblin riding the Wyvern? Yeah.

33:05

Yeah, that guy... I found that Goblin's bedroom.

33:07

Uh-huh. And I took all of their

33:09

like... Their toilet paper and piled it up

33:11

on their bed. And lit it on fire.

33:14

They had toilet paper? Did you get the

33:16

special loot that he told me about... ...that I told

33:19

you about? The pan flute?

33:21

No, underneath his bed. There's

33:24

something underneath his bed? Oh, no.

33:28

I got all this money. What's underneath his bed?

33:31

No, it's fine. Did you tell me about something

33:33

underneath the bed? Yeah,

33:35

but it's okay. What was it? I don't

33:37

know. We just like... Oh,

33:39

yeah, either there was a tree under there, I forgot.

33:42

I mean... It's probably like nudie mags. I

33:44

asked Michael and he said everything's fine. So,

33:46

I'm sure it's fine. He

33:49

also didn't exactly say

33:51

that there's something under his bed. The

33:54

world is on fire now, if there is anything

33:57

under there. Hey, if it can burn... Probably wasn't

33:59

worth anything. I

34:01

had a 500 gold to my

34:03

character, but obviously that does not mean that Chuck

34:06

is holding it Until you

34:08

tell me to just to track it So

34:11

it's great. Should we go in loud

34:13

or or what? I

34:15

mean All I saw

34:18

was the two ogres correct Michael. There's a warg

34:20

pen There's a there's a pen that has a

34:22

bunch of wargs in it. Yeah, but they're all

34:24

fenced in right there are fenced in There

34:28

is the wyvern up on top

34:30

of the airy There

34:32

are two bugbears sitting around a fire and

34:34

then inside there's two ogres And

34:37

as you said, it's like five sleeping goblins

34:39

or something. Yeah, they're going to goblins in

34:41

the in the tents chillin Well,

34:45

I think the fire is going to cause a

34:48

Deservance pretty quickly I would

34:50

imagine so we could kind of

34:52

like stand back here and I could pick some

34:54

people Chats

34:57

is riding us. It's a snake Oh

35:03

TT snakes are weird In

35:09

my mind Which is also the

35:11

fun little thing of just how your mind build

35:13

things is To the right

35:15

is the airy and to the far far

35:17

right is the hold fast So

35:20

if they are running to

35:22

go be hold fast It's cool

35:26

It's all fun for y'all And

35:29

then we would we would flake them as

35:31

they're like get the buckets get the buckets Yeah, so

35:34

we should wait for all of them to wake up.

35:36

Yeah, and it's a prize round them Yeah, that's what

35:38

I'm saying. Yeah, we would do this shit sometimes the

35:42

the Attended to the

35:44

Wizards when the Wizards were meditating.

35:46

It was it was fucked Which

35:49

we should have done is I should have

35:51

I should have locked the door into

35:54

the stronghold And

35:57

then they all would like when they all come

35:59

in Actually, probably still time to do it when

36:02

they're all trying to get the door open

36:04

and they're gathered around it. That's when you

36:06

fireball. Michael, can we

36:08

call in our quarterly Blades

36:12

in the Dark? Can I go back and say

36:14

I did that? Sure. What were you gonna

36:16

say? Go back and say you did? What about the snakes though? Now I'm gonna

36:19

read about the snakes. Now I'm gonna go back about the snakes. That's double.

36:21

That's Jennifer. That's Jennifer though. Rewind

36:24

time. I should remind myself. Yeah, you forget

36:26

100 snakes every day. Make sure that's one

36:28

of them. You

36:31

eat spiders that ate 100 snakes

36:33

a day. Everybody eats on average 10

36:35

snakes a year in their sleep.

36:38

But Jennifer, the one man eats one million snakes a year and

36:42

that's throwing it off. I eat one big thing.

36:44

Is there that classic? 100 horse-sized snakes are

36:48

one duck-sized duck. Sorry,

36:51

so what were you doing? Locking

36:53

the door to the stronghold. Oh, you're locking

36:55

the door to the stronghold. That's okay, gotta

36:57

go. Yeah, that's fine.

37:01

Fine with that. Especially with that

37:03

self-roll you had. You're fine with that? I'm happy with

37:05

that. I'm excited about it. You had a great

37:07

self-roll. You rolled like 30. I

37:09

rolled exactly 30. You rolled

37:11

like 30. Don't get it twisted. You

37:13

rolled the vicinity. You guys do

37:15

what we wanna do. I rolled a 19 for initiative. Oh,

37:18

are we rolling initiative right now? So is the plan?

37:20

The plan as I see it is that now that

37:22

we've locked the door, everyone is

37:24

going to be like, oh, there's a fire and they're

37:26

gonna try and get to the door. Yeah. Everybody's

37:30

gonna be gathered around like, oh, what do I do? Some

37:32

of them gawking, some of them actually actively trying to

37:34

open the door, but now they're all gathered and

37:37

you can fireball it. Yeah, fireball,

37:39

just attack in general to get the

37:41

jump on them. Yeah, I like

37:43

it. So roll initiative then, friends. I

37:46

got a 10. I

37:48

got a 27. I got an 18 and Tim

37:50

got a 19. These

37:54

guys are gonna be trying to get in to

37:56

put out the fire, but then I'm gonna

37:58

set them on fire. From

38:00

the outside. Yeah, it's a real

38:02

trick. That's fuck. I have left

38:04

so many people on fire You

38:07

love it screech squelch

38:10

I probably just want to like set

38:12

up my Attack but hold

38:14

off because I mean i'm not gonna wait for the

38:16

fireball. Yeah wait for the fireball that yeah So

38:19

then does it make sense to go I mean, is there

38:21

anything you can do from far away because you're Um,

38:24

i'd probably pick up squelch and throw

38:26

him into the fireball or something I

38:28

haven't done fireball yet. Yeah, yeah, it

38:30

might wait. No, uh, yeah, I will

38:32

I would also uh, so

38:34

I actually Yeah,

38:37

i'll hold off no, uh Now

38:39

i'll hold off or sorry My

38:42

question is should I bane them

38:45

in order to make them fail the

38:47

fireball? Michael or have they already clubbed

38:50

up or are they this is still

38:52

chaos They are uh trying to get

38:54

into the stronghold which the door

38:56

is locked right now Okay, then I will I

38:59

will bane them Oh I

39:12

can't remember the single bane line other

39:14

than a tweet. Your son's online.

39:16

No, your son rip is online, too

39:21

How many creatures total michael tomorrow seven

39:24

Seven but five of those are like

39:26

goblins or something five goblins two bug

39:28

bears The two ogres are

39:31

inside. Yes. Yes, and I cannot see them.

39:33

So I am To

39:38

Cast it at normal level because I don't give I

39:40

feel like these Davos might just

39:42

fuck up even if they succeed so,

39:45

um both the bugging bears

39:48

and one of the

39:50

goblins your least favorite goblin will need

39:52

to make a Carisba saving

39:54

throw please sir, and then

39:57

um, make sure everyone

40:00

Does a long rest by the way? Before

40:03

we go Because we cheated

40:05

by raising money for the kids. Yeah

40:07

the children that we get we get a free Yeah,

40:10

and we should say that this is gonna

40:12

be open for the

40:14

next Year, we keep

40:16

yeah Trevor project going for a whole

40:18

year. So right now we're at ten

40:20

thousand seven hundred forty dollars Obviously,

40:23

we don't raise that much or

40:25

anything Between the charity

40:27

streams, but hey if you're hearing this

40:29

and I don't know October and

40:31

you're like I would like to give some money without

40:33

any recognition do that you could say someone's

40:35

life Literally. Mm-hmm.

40:38

That's true. Yeah So

40:40

yeah, Michael charisma 16

40:42

if they fail they have to roll

40:44

a d4 and subtract it from

40:47

their saving throws and shit I

40:49

guess both bugbears and one goblin.

40:51

Yeah, what your least favorite goblin?

40:53

Yeah, well, yeah So

40:56

they're all d4 and subtract

40:58

it Correct and it doesn't say that they

41:00

know it but a lot of times spells.

41:02

No, I assume they know it This one

41:04

doesn't say it but doesn't

41:06

matter. I mean the chaos. They're just gonna

41:08

be all fucked up. Yeah, hangover Yeah, maybe

41:10

they're hungover, too I threw

41:12

in 30 feet of them Michael if that matters,

41:15

so I'll get as close as I can 30

41:17

feet. Okay. Yeah Celine You're

41:20

up. So part for one say I don't think

41:22

I'm gonna do this I don't think it makes sense to be

41:24

a dimming you laugh the constant

41:27

of doing my wall of

41:29

fire circle The

41:32

trap Horrible, but they

41:34

can you like see through the look it's like

41:36

20 feet tall and then you have to

41:38

go through the fire So I think you know, I mean if

41:40

you do it in between them and it

41:42

like you put it like right at the door Oh, I

41:45

was thinking like to trap them against the tower

41:47

when I was initially think guys if

41:49

you say tower one more time I'm

41:51

gonna go with a big call. They're nowhere

41:54

near the tower Wait,

41:56

well, there's a room in

41:58

it. Yes towers have room No,

42:01

Jennifer, literally,

42:04

literally like rewind the tape. But I

42:06

thought this was the okay. No, there

42:08

is a place that is not a

42:11

tower. What is it?

42:14

It's like a stronghold structure,

42:16

a stronghold. Okay. Then

42:18

there's an apiary a doodoo ass tower. Okay,

42:20

this is not a tower. Okay, nevermind.

42:23

It was pretty funny in my head, but once

42:25

again, blind that I did not really understand. Three

42:27

times last week. Three

42:30

times last week. Stay tuned next

42:32

week. I think I finally get it

42:34

this time. We're in the desert.

42:36

We agree to that. There's a little... Michael,

42:38

I decided it's in a cave. It's partially built up,

42:41

but it goes into a cave. That's where my heart's

42:43

at. I don't think so. We should go back

42:45

into caves. Yeah. So

42:47

yeah, I would like to cast

42:50

a fireball directly at the door.

42:53

I mean, I guess. Like right in front of people. Hit the most number

42:55

of people. The most number of people. That's what I would like. I

42:58

need to do a deck save. All of them?

43:02

So many. Remember we were like, we should talk to

43:04

them first? For what? That's stupid.

43:06

Well, yeah, we did for a

43:08

second, but they were evil. They were like, they

43:11

were only schooled when you were around, weren't they? There

43:13

were so many schools. Yeah. And

43:15

now that we know there's not kids, it's time

43:18

to go think about it. That's why

43:20

I went in the tower. That's why you were

43:22

in the tower. I don't know all these days.

43:24

Why not? Why not? Why

43:27

not? Hey, Michael, remember to subtract the

43:29

D4 from your... Yeah. Oh,

43:32

but that's going to make it worse. You

43:35

didn't care about these two guys a second ago, so

43:37

none of my business. Yeah, okay.

43:40

So that's a failure. Let's

43:43

see. The best... Oh, that's a

43:45

dirty 20 for that one. One

43:48

goblin has made it. Okay. Has

43:50

succeeded. The next best rolls a 16. Ooh,

43:54

yeah. Well, actually a 16 does. They

43:56

need to make a deck save of 15. two

44:00

of the goblins save and the

44:02

rest fail. Which means they just get half

44:04

the damage of the

44:07

fireball and I'm all pretty good

44:09

on this one that's 32 fire

44:11

damage. So 32

44:14

for the full blast and

44:16

16 for the people who lost

44:19

the obstacle and succeeded on their check.

44:22

Failed? Failed? That didn't fail. That's

44:25

me every four seconds with every word ever. Yeah. All

44:28

right. So for the bug

44:31

bears, one succeeds and

44:33

one fails. So same deal. They

44:35

it's 30. Sorry, you said how

44:37

much did you say? 32. And

44:40

you subtract the d4 for said

44:42

succeeding bug bear? Actually,

44:46

that could do it. That could do

44:48

it. You're right. One of them

44:50

rolled someone 18 but

44:52

I just rolled a four. So it's down

44:55

to a 14. So I mean,

44:57

they fail. That is a fail. That

45:00

is a fail. Take that my

45:02

goblinoid brother. Now, three

45:04

of these goblins immediately die.

45:06

Yay. But

45:12

the other two goblins and

45:14

the two bug bears are

45:16

still alive. Just unhappy.

45:19

You said there's a one, two

45:22

goblins and two bug bears? Two

45:24

goblins, two bug bears. And then

45:26

inside of this locked stronghold, there's

45:28

theoretically two more ogres. Okay. The

45:31

wargs are howling and very

45:34

upset but still locked away in

45:37

their cages. Do we

45:39

have a sense for how this fire is spreading?

45:41

Inside you can't tell it's there's smoke coming out

45:43

of it and there were a scream there yell

45:45

Michael might add to fireman so that applies to

45:47

all my characters by the way. He

45:50

gets a fire boom from

45:52

his dad. I have proficiency in fire. The fire shield. A

45:57

truck walks in and is like, hmm, the

45:59

battery is are going bad and this folk

46:01

is everywhere. David,

46:03

add a little chirp every so often. The

46:07

funny thing is, that is what my dad checks whenever

46:09

he does this. It's nothing else.

46:11

You got fire exchangers? Good. All right, let's

46:13

go. I mean, I feel like that's where

46:15

you have that smoke detector. He's also kind of chill

46:17

with it. Fire's fire. He's

46:21

made beats with the fire. Yeah. Screech,

46:23

were you holding after the fireball? Yeah,

46:26

I guess so. Yes, Screech, you are free

46:29

to go. I guess I would attack one

46:31

of the goblins. Okay. Probably

46:33

do a ranged attack. Cool.

46:36

Team, so 21. That

46:40

will hit. 11 damage.

46:43

He dies. What does it

46:45

look like? He, the fireball

46:47

explodes. Two of his

46:50

friends are just like vaporized in front of

46:52

his eyes. He turns to

46:54

hold the hand of his other goblin

46:59

friend, and as they look

47:01

into each other's eyes, you

47:04

know, no words exchanged, only emotions.

47:07

An arrow pierces through his head, and

47:10

the other goblin has to watch.

47:12

Watch as the light is extinguished from

47:14

his eyes. It has to watch? Has to

47:16

watch, legally. I mean, imagine

47:19

you're killed right in front of your buddy, and they look

47:21

away like rude. So

47:23

rude. Okay, then

47:25

what happened? No, I

47:28

think that's it. Okay. Rourke,

47:32

it's your turn. There's one very

47:36

burnt-up goblin and two pretty burnt-up

47:38

bugbears. I will

47:41

try to stab one. Great.

47:45

Run in there and do a stab. 23

47:48

to hit. Is

47:51

it goblin or bugbear? Goblin.

47:54

I think I could take a goblin

47:56

faster. Easier. Goblin hit.

48:00

Four damage. No

48:02

one needs a D8 for

48:05

anything. That's my turn. Okay.

48:08

The goblin's like so close to death.

48:10

It grits its teeth and continues on.

48:13

Oh, that's inspiring. Really? So

48:17

inspiring. This goblin won't die. I'll

48:19

get a warrior's death. I think

48:21

we go top of round. I mean, he

48:23

has a surprise round. Thank you, sir. Screacher,

48:26

I guess. The

48:28

other goblin's still alive? He's still alive. Not

48:31

for long. Does a 12 hit? No.

48:34

A 12 does not hit. You have

48:36

a D4, don't you, Bachman? Yes!

48:40

Uh, 16, Michael. Oh, wow.

48:42

That almost hit. Shut the

48:45

fuck up! Shut up! Shut

48:47

the fuck up! They're on

48:50

fire. They're

48:52

just like screaming, I assume. Well,

48:54

my second roll was worse,

48:56

so I guess nothing happens.

48:58

Wow. You can't hit one

49:01

goblin. The Rogue Four,

49:03

Fighter Two, Ranger Two, missing. It

49:05

happens twice a campaign, so

49:08

let's... I like that it happened, actually.

49:10

You've got to enjoy it while you can. Now

49:12

it'll just burn for longer. That's true.

49:15

Take that. Take that.

49:17

You bad guys? Chuck. Chuck.

49:20

I would think... They're still pretty clumped, right? Mm-hmm. I

49:22

don't want to... Let me see if there's

49:24

any... God, I have so

49:26

much space. Get out of here! Yeah, I

49:28

think since they know we're here, I'm

49:30

gonna cast Spirit Guardians on my damn

49:33

self. That's like the

49:35

thing where the spooky shit

49:37

splits around me. And

49:39

then since I ran at them a little

49:41

bit last turn, I'm gonna run at them

49:43

fully. Mm-hmm. And I'm gonna

49:45

get all up in the mix of them.

49:47

Obviously, I'm not gonna let them surround me

49:50

or put my own self in the fire,

49:52

but basically putting them on... You know,

49:55

putting Chuck in melee right

49:57

next to Rourke to the sense that

49:59

my... spirit guardians

50:01

hit them right

50:04

now they have to make

50:06

their wisdom safe and every

50:09

time on my turn all

50:11

right so we'll go

50:13

first up with the final goblin

50:15

13 wisdom

50:21

fail 3d8 I guess I should rule that

50:23

so that you can roll it see what

50:25

happens chat wants to know what your spirit

50:28

guardians look like oh yeah

50:30

yeah yeah I mean

50:32

they're just their little cherubs they're

50:35

like they're literally like

50:38

chucks that's not

50:40

what I've said in the past but you know

50:42

maybe they're different every time I've been growing

50:45

as like Chuck as he expressly

50:49

is ignoring why why you

50:51

do magic right it's none

50:53

of his business to have

50:55

conversations about it then

50:57

he's gonna have like cause and

51:00

effect things or like repercussions like

51:03

wait you're killing all of these random

51:05

people is that okay does you know

51:08

do they care about this right near not

51:11

like that's if I just

51:13

do this yeah every now and again Chuck will

51:15

just be like hey man I'm going

51:17

I'm going with this you haven't talked to me

51:19

I'm not gonna talk to you this is what

51:21

I feel is right this will bring more peace

51:23

to more people you're trying to go smooth brain

51:25

yeah so at first it was like essentially a

51:27

little I guess

51:30

you'd say Zelda fairies right this like

51:32

ball of golden light with like wings

51:35

coming out but now that I've casted

51:37

so many times it's literally cartoon chucks

51:39

wearing diapers yeah

51:42

but they have they have they have

51:44

daggers instead of arrows I

51:47

rolled 15 radiant damage to

51:49

anyone that failed their wisdom saving

51:51

throw and I'm let me

51:53

check to see if the succeed is half half

51:57

for succeeding okay

52:00

They all fail and the

52:02

goblin dies. Hell yeah. What

52:04

does that look like? R.I.P.

52:06

brother. Uh, yeah, I mean it just looks

52:08

like as it's spinning around me

52:10

as Chuck is running, they

52:13

all kind of like hit a palm

52:15

to people and they zit

52:18

zap zap through them, start

52:20

like hee hee hee cutting at them,

52:22

but you know, their whole

52:24

essence is a weapon, so it's

52:26

not just the swords and their

52:28

butts and diapers and things like

52:30

that. So they flip through them

52:33

and it is radiant so I feel like

52:35

it's not like gory, so it's just like

52:37

kind of like, I don't think it's like

52:39

a light saber, but maybe

52:42

it's like hurting their core. Like they're

52:44

spiritual, they're spiritual. Yeah, Michael, it's burning

52:46

the evil out of them, but they're

52:48

all evil. Oh shit. They're in the

52:51

monster manual and Gary Gygax says all

52:53

goblins must die. Wow. Yeah,

52:56

sick. I don't think

52:58

you should praise Chuck for what just happened.

53:00

It was abhorrent. Disgusting, Chuck. And

53:02

I probably am like growling and screaming

53:04

at them. And

53:07

how many of the bugbears

53:09

you left? I

53:11

want to turn to whichever one Chuck decides

53:15

is the most healthy looking

53:18

and do my hobgoblin

53:20

bonus action healthy

53:22

zingy. And Michael, since

53:24

I love you babe, I know that I cast

53:26

a bonding bond before the charity stream

53:28

so I'm going to click that. And

53:32

then I'm going to click my fake

53:34

gift and I'm going to, I

53:37

don't think it technically matters, I mean you can spike

53:41

until the start of my next turn. The

53:43

first time the creature for which I used

53:46

my health action on attacked,

53:48

it has disadvantage. But

53:50

I don't think it's going to come up. Which gets

53:53

advantage on whichever

53:55

hobgoblin deserves

53:57

it and if they survive they have to.

54:00

This is management section. That is my turn. Sweet.

54:03

Love that. I love that. Celine,

54:05

there's two bugbears left,

54:08

but also you hear a big

54:11

whomp as something seemingly

54:13

large must have slammed into the other

54:15

side of the big door. Oh,

54:17

I was just guy trying to get out. Of

54:20

the tower? Of the build,

54:22

of the keep, or where the hell it

54:24

is. Not the tower.

54:27

Not the tower. It's not

54:29

the tower. That's funny. I

54:35

think I will

54:37

cast my lightning bolt in

54:39

a way to get those two guys, just

54:42

the two guys. Deal with,

54:44

cause like, I mean, if no one can get them

54:46

out. You can kill Rourke

54:48

and I, we love to die. What, no,

54:50

the lightning bolt is straight on.

54:54

I'm trying to knock him, my friend. Just

54:56

these guys. Okay. Yeah, that's

54:58

going to be a deck save for them again.

55:01

Again? Minus D4. Aw,

55:04

I don't need it. They

55:07

both rolled bad. The

55:10

best roll is an eight. Ooh, that

55:12

is not enough. Michael, that's okay.

55:14

I rolled bad twice. That

55:17

is 28 lightning damage

55:19

to them. All right. I

55:21

love lightning bolt. It's great. What

55:23

does it look like when they both die? So

55:27

Celine, like, she has to like move

55:29

a little bit so that she can

55:32

like line them up exactly and not

55:34

injure her friends. So she, imagine that

55:36

Celine is like, running

55:39

around and she like jumps

55:41

and shoots with a finger. Oh,

55:43

that's cool. And it, let's say

55:45

the lightning like cracks through

55:48

their ears, like through the ears and then

55:50

you get the other guy into his head.

55:52

Damn. Yeah. Wait, when you

55:54

start wearing pants. Wait, actually pants

55:57

are more research than dresses. Well,

55:59

you know that. at least I don't have to worry about. Sorry,

56:02

I was just trying to connect. My

56:04

everything is here now. It's good.

56:07

Yeah. Yeah, and then obviously the

56:09

lighting goes through their ears, but also it does

56:11

the comical. You can see their scale.

56:13

Oh, absolutely. That's like without saying. Of

56:15

course. And then they slump to the ground in

56:17

a pile of charred skin and

56:19

bones. That's great. That

56:22

is, that's all

56:24

I'm doing. Because is anyone

56:27

alive outside other than the Wiven,

56:30

there are Worgs. The Worgs in the cages.

56:32

Anyone not in the cage. Pretty nervous about

56:35

the Wiven. I'm not gonna lie. Well, yeah,

56:37

we're gonna have to deal with him probably. Or at

56:39

the very least neutralize him. Throw

56:41

dead. Well, I could cast Art in

56:43

this on him. Do you want me to light the tower

56:45

on fire? I

56:48

mean, is the Wiven even like... Yeah,

56:50

y'all got me saying Wiven. Let's wait for Michael to

56:52

talk before we start. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like we could

56:54

just throw dead bug bears at it. I

56:56

mean, yeah, we don't even know because the Wiven is

56:58

like loyal to them. He just be like, thanks, I

57:01

want to live now. I can go back to my damn

57:03

village. Maybe he'll be our friend. I'm

57:06

gonna jack off now. Like

57:08

we have a bunch of guys back where we came from. You

57:10

wanna come hang out with them? Well,

57:12

I will say that the big

57:15

double doors and the stronghold come bursting

57:17

open. No. And two

57:19

big ass ogres are standing there. Uh

57:22

oh. Yeah, but they're on fire

57:24

though, right? They're a little singed. They're a

57:26

little singed. In full of nails. They

57:30

burst out and one has a

57:33

big ass... Michael,

57:35

if they enter my zone of

57:37

flippings. Oh, they do. Chuckaroonies.

57:40

They, in this instance, we

57:43

should follow the rules, I think. Yeah, well,

57:45

they do that because they're coming at you.

57:48

One of them did take some piercing damage from

57:50

the nails from the table. Yeah, remember Michael, one

57:52

of them did. Wisdom saving throw, 16. Fail.

57:56

That is eight radiant

57:59

damage. I also think

58:01

it's a default terrain. I'm pretty sure okay That

58:04

matters. Please don't kill him. This

58:06

one is a big stick and it's gonna eat and

58:08

I hit you with it. That's fair We

58:12

need a we need to give Chuck some life and

58:14

stuff. He up in that business Actually,

58:17

I'm gonna kind of roll that. Okay.

58:19

I gave you inspiration. I think last

58:21

week. Maybe Was much

58:23

better Do

58:26

it brother. Just kidding There's

58:29

an eight to hit I miss get out

58:31

here that's such a bad role Michael that's

58:33

crazy it is Terrible, they're probably scared and

58:35

I'm sure they're covered in like Burning

58:38

pitch and tower. Well, they

58:40

didn't expect weird little cherubs

58:42

to Immediately bite them on their

58:44

asses as soon as they walked out you should

58:48

All right, so but chain boys not

58:51

done You coming

58:53

chain boy. He believe swings

58:56

that big old chain Maybe

58:58

we should ask Jim Michael to talk

59:00

to the Wyvern cuz you're Michaels with

59:02

true Oh, yeah, Mr. Michael is we

59:04

should tell you Michael to do something

59:06

cuz that was a yeah on zero

59:08

discussion last week Yeah, I did forget about

59:11

him actually be I knew he was but

59:13

I wasn't thinking It's

59:15

only been two rounds that makes sense. They're like,

59:17

all right, but he's just watching us Yeah, you

59:19

see how they are like

59:21

bad Obviously, so if

59:24

you could either I don't

59:26

know talk to the Wyvern or

59:28

swoop upon them I know it's

59:30

difficult to understand why you're allowed

59:32

to kill these guys and

59:34

not the others and why it's okay that

59:37

we're covered in Blood and whatever but that's

59:39

what's happening to Michael my friend He

59:46

gets it in this very specific instance

59:48

he gets it that's all I need So

59:51

that but the chain though the chain

59:53

coming at truck and that is gonna

59:55

be 18

59:58

it if it needs It

1:00:00

beats my friend. Alright.

1:00:03

So that's going to be 13 bludgeoning

1:00:05

damage. Ouchies! And

1:00:07

I need you to make a

1:00:09

constitution saving joke please. What the

1:00:12

fuck? Uh, 15? You

1:00:15

feel a bit lightheaded, but you

1:00:17

are able to stay unstunned. Sick!

1:00:21

I need to make a constitution... Oh fuck.

1:00:23

A spirit guardian to his might. Aww. I

1:00:26

love when the dice are like, you failed it man, you

1:00:28

don't have to do the math. Nor do you have to

1:00:30

Google yet again how to maintain your concentration. Thank

1:00:33

you, that natural one. Alright. Roar!

1:00:36

I want to pass enhanced

1:00:39

ability of bear's endurance on

1:00:41

Chuck. So you get advantage

1:00:43

on constitution checks and then

1:00:45

you get 2d6 temporary hit

1:00:47

points. Yo! And that lasts

1:00:49

for like an hour with constitution. And

1:00:52

then I will also give you

1:00:54

the bardic inspiration for... What

1:00:57

is it? The DA. Radical. I will

1:00:59

take this metal d8 and

1:01:02

put it right here. That's just my

1:01:05

turn. Okay. How do you

1:01:07

bardic inspire me? Because I'm sad right now.

1:01:09

I'm hit with a chain. I

1:01:11

have dirt in my mouth. Grime! Where's

1:01:13

my little boy's circle? Oh.

1:01:17

I go back and I show

1:01:19

you all of the lovely drawings

1:01:21

that I've made of you kicking

1:01:23

ass and all of the previous

1:01:25

battles. And I say don't give up

1:01:27

papa. Now is the

1:01:30

darkest time before the dawn. Yet,

1:01:33

but another foe will fall at

1:01:35

your feet for you

1:01:37

are the strong

1:01:39

dad. Meanwhile a chain is

1:01:42

completely wrapped around my face. That

1:01:44

fucking win! Thank you. I

1:01:47

cut your eye underneath so like you

1:01:49

bleed or something. Yes. Whatever

1:01:51

it is that boxer managers do. Yeah.

1:01:54

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:01:57

Not that bad. Not that bad. Rourke

1:02:02

moves a stool at

1:02:04

that point. Jim Michael

1:02:06

pops up behind these

1:02:08

guys and tries to take

1:02:10

a bite out of the chain boy.

1:02:13

He loves doing this. This is great for him. Yeah, to

1:02:15

him, this is... He'll let it do

1:02:17

if it's murder. In this instance, it feels more

1:02:19

like murder. Jim Michael pops

1:02:21

up behind these two ogres and bites

1:02:23

the chain one right on his head

1:02:26

and then claws him in the back. But

1:02:29

does not...it's not able to kill him. And

1:02:32

he's like, oh, I thought I'd eat that one,

1:02:34

but he got away. It's

1:02:36

rats. His

1:02:38

head is huge, brother. What are you gonna

1:02:40

do? Screech, your turn.

1:02:43

There's two ogres. One is

1:02:45

hurt, one is hurt

1:02:47

a lot. I love to attack the one that's hurt

1:02:49

a lot. I

1:02:52

just love to kill. Really? I

1:02:54

do so much damage, but the

1:02:56

attack is 16. D4? 16

1:02:59

D4, yes. And

1:03:01

I think I legally gave you advantage on

1:03:03

a dead guy, so... I'm

1:03:05

not attacking a dead guy. Yeah. I

1:03:08

get confused how health works, I'll tell you that. It always will

1:03:10

be. It was 20 anyway. That

1:03:13

hits. He got a little 20s. Did

1:03:15

16 hit? Just...I wanna know if

1:03:17

I'm a big boy. 16 hit too. Damn it!

1:03:20

You fucking piece of shit. 18

1:03:24

damage. That

1:03:27

is exactly the amount of damage you need to

1:03:29

kill this guy. I

1:03:34

stab him. I stab him. I don't even care how he

1:03:36

dies. I'm onto the next one. Another one.

1:03:38

Natural 20 on my next guy. Oh

1:03:41

my god! Stop it! Roll d4. Where

1:03:44

will he miss? Michael, tell him to

1:03:46

roll d4. Yeah, put three. That

1:03:49

hits or whatever. 9 damage

1:03:51

to him. Much worse. Action

1:03:54

surge. Oh my cripe.

1:03:56

24 to hit. Yeah,

1:03:59

it hits. or whatever seven

1:04:01

damage whoa done

1:04:05

uh Michael's

1:04:08

crying uh you know

1:04:10

I'm done all right Chuck so there's

1:04:12

just one Oh gray left one

1:04:14

ogre left and he's looking out

1:04:18

of his element and

1:04:20

the Wyvern still has done it we haven't seen any

1:04:22

side Wyvern has not

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made a move I'm on break

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these ogres are probably pretty tall right

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mm-hmm so I'm gonna grab them by

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the front belly

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fat and

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I shall be wait wait what was I

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supposed to do with that Nat 20 for

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damage Oh doubles the damage

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dice yeah I didn't do

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it okay would another six

1:04:49

damage have killed it no all

1:04:51

right oh you go another six damage six total

1:04:53

hell yeah thank you maybe

1:04:55

now I can take the glory so

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I don't have my flipping around

1:05:00

spirit guardians so I'm gonna do

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inflict wins so I'm gonna grab

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out grab some of my friendly

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boys belly chunk does

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a 20 let's say three

1:05:12

hit you know

1:05:15

it and I'm casting it I

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know it sounds like I'm doing retroactively but

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that's what I meant to say at third

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level so it's five v8 five v8

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and I will let D&D

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Beyond tell me what it

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does that's Jesus fuck holy

1:05:34

shit 39 necrotic damage oh

1:05:36

my god D&D Beyond has

1:05:39

never rolled that good what

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does it look like when

1:05:43

you kill the final ogre

1:05:45

I think Chuck is confused

1:05:48

I think Chuck knows that D&D

1:05:50

Beyond rolled so he expected like

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four and as he's

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like I got this guy's and

1:05:56

then he like turns back and like his

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are to keep they keep sucking. Oh Like

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classic like the mummy

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shit where it looks like this over is being

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like drained They

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like drives up yeah and Chuck you

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can tell he's like not super cool

1:06:19

It was gross, but it happens like

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it like you feel uncomfortable with your power and what you were

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able to do Yeah, mostly D&D

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Beyond's power, but maybe D&D Beyond

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has listened to rate Scrolling

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to my inventory Reginir. I

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prayed pretty hard two turns ago Michael

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knows oh, I know oh, I

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know well, that's it gang battle

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complete We'll have to figure out

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what happens at the aftermath next week

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Have a conversation with a wyvern. Hello

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Sure, Michael. Don't say anything fucked up.

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