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All I need is

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the rhythm divine Lost

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in the music your heart

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will be mine All I

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need is the looking rise

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Viva la musica

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seo be mine Hey! Welcome

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everybody, it's the Easter East Show It's

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Wednesday and I'll tell you what It's

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the last episode I

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can't believe I'm saying this in the studio Before

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I break, which means this Friday at 6.30pm We

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will be live- where? The Greek Theatre Wait, this

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Friday? This Friday

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at 6.30pm The

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Greek Theatre Wait, that's today's round

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We've got a lot of work to do Okay, you

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can't just be finding about this now You're

0:48

supposed to be setting the whole thing up I

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thought it was next Friday Wait Wait,

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Dan I gotta make some

0:55

calls Oh shit Alright, let us know Yeah, I- It's

1:00

a joke for the mobile- That's a joke, that's a

1:02

little goof That's a little goofy The

1:05

joke of course is that the amount of work

1:07

and prep and everything going into this has been

1:09

tremendous And we're very excited to bring the show

1:11

to you guys We'll be live for everybody To

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those who come and join us in the theatre

1:16

I can't wait to see ya To

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those who couldn't make it We love to

1:20

see on YouTube Free for everybody And

1:23

that's the H3 show ethos That's

1:26

how we do it Free

1:28

for all of our lovely fans It's

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for everybody It's

1:34

gonna be a ton of fun But

1:37

yeah, there's no members tomorrow Cause obviously we'll

1:39

be busy So you guys are- The

1:41

prep starts tomorrow, we got it Yeah, we're starting to

1:44

load in over there tomorrow So it's all kicking off

1:47

All kicking off Dan

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had mentioned that The

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Greek Theatre for whatever reason, they don't have their own lights So

1:55

we have to- Well they have some, but

1:57

much less than the venues that we've

1:59

done previously So yeah, it's it's a

2:01

lot more outside lighting than you like build

2:03

an entire lighting. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, so we

2:06

needed a whole extra day for that I'll

2:09

say this People

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coming The venue

2:14

will be opening an hour early for

2:16

merch or clock you can get you

2:18

can come in though It's open doors

2:21

open you go to your seat do whatever you want,

2:23

but I Think

2:25

didn't we talk about that? Yeah, I

2:27

got some clarity this morning They're

2:30

opening a little bit early for the merch at

2:32

four, but then I think the actual Venue

2:35

opens at the original time

2:37

which is at five. That's is what Shannon said because we

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talked about it yesterday I Had

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a conversation about this. Okay, great. Well at any rate

2:44

you can go in there an hour early get the

2:46

merch going We'll have the

2:48

h3 show exclusive merch which I've

2:51

shown you guys beautiful here behind

2:53

Olivia created by our very own

2:55

Cameron grants wherever he is however

2:57

he's doing And

3:03

Also, we'll be doing the teddy fresh sample

3:05

sale like we usually do we've got tons

3:07

of fun stuff all across the board some

3:10

sold out ones some rare ones everything and

3:13

The prices are insane And

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you can use credit cards this year. It's

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smooth rich Oh my Big

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big big amazing we will be selling

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Rudy's coffee over there Rudy.

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I'm gonna deal with Rudy I'm proud

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to announce our new partner Rudy's coffee

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Gonna keep everybody away You

3:34

all know I stand by the truth also

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One more thing here at long glass

3:41

the people have been clamoring and waiting

3:44

There's one bit of merch that we released

3:46

it must have been years ago by now

3:49

It was such a phenomenon took

3:51

the world by storm. It's sold out

3:53

immediately this time It's a pre-order and

3:56

so you can get it you will get it with an

3:58

hour the whole of those four years This

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is a bonafide stocking

4:03

stuffer. Or should I say

4:06

a stocking stinker? Yo!

4:11

So yeah, it's gonna arrive before

4:13

the holidays. Guys, it

4:15

is the re-issuing of

4:20

the butthole candle. Wow!

4:24

The link is teddyfresh.com/h3candle. I also just

4:26

made it pop up on the screen

4:29

with that fancy little plugin thing that

4:31

we got. Yeah, you put in the

4:33

description the link and all that? Uh,

4:36

I didn't because I didn't want to spoil it, but now that

4:38

we've talked about it, I will drop the link in the description

4:40

right this very second. So here's what this is. It's

4:44

been a while, so some of you may not

4:46

remember the story, but Gwyneth Paltrow made us a

4:48

candle that said, smells like my

4:50

vagina. And it smelled like nice floral stuff.

4:52

And I was like, oh, I get what

4:54

she's doing. She's being cute. Well, I'm not

4:56

going to be cute. I'm going to make

4:58

one that smells like my butthole, and it

5:01

actually does smell like shit. I cannot emphasize

5:03

how foul this thing is. It really is

5:05

tremendous. But like, in a really, it's like,

5:07

it doesn't just smell like shit. It

5:10

smells like sweaty swamp

5:12

ass. It's like, it's unbelievable. Which

5:14

is what we requested. And we

5:16

were in the laboratory with these

5:18

really talented, uh, uh, fragrance makers

5:20

and candle makers to bring you

5:22

the most authentic smell of my

5:24

ass. They actually, we caught and

5:26

swabbed my, my rim and,

5:29

uh, the scientists have been examining

5:31

the particles and trying

5:33

to re reinvent it. Exactly.

5:37

Um, very good. However,

5:40

yeah, so go on over. It's available

5:42

until, I guess

5:44

a couple of weeks. I don't know. I

5:47

think it'll still be up for a week when we come back. So

5:49

I think two weeks

5:51

actually. We're doing a month long

5:53

pre-order period. Okay. We have some

5:55

time. So guys it's Teddy fresh.com/H

5:57

three candle. This smells like my

5:59

butthole booty. perfume everybody's saying $70

6:02

is crazy I mean that's what it costs three

6:04

years ago when we did this so that's

6:06

what it costs it we're counteracting inflation here

6:10

it costs that much first of

6:12

all these candles are expensive it's

6:14

a novelty unfortunately these candles are

6:16

very expensive however dance speaks

6:18

the truth it was $70

6:21

last time and we've maintained

6:23

that price for freshness so

6:25

in a sense we've lowered it and

6:27

I'm God knows how much inflation we've

6:29

had since you know 21 let's do

6:31

an inflation calculator for the people hey

6:35

70 is crazy I mean you don't have to

6:37

buy it yeah you definitely don't have to

6:39

buy it and it is original run we did only like

6:41

250 and people got really

6:43

mad that we that we

6:45

didn't have enough and so that's what we're doing as a

6:47

pre-order period this time so that we we

6:49

know how many to order see this is

6:52

what happens when

6:55

I don't walk around

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with my phone muted

6:59

at 24 7 let's

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see we we sold it in 2021

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and then

7:06

$70 we're gonna do

7:08

a huge inflation calculation of

7:10

inflation calculation let's

7:13

see you guys are

7:15

getting it for damn it would

7:17

have been $84 with

7:20

inflation today oh that's $14 discount

7:24

inflation that's a lot of

7:26

inflation for real that short amount of

7:28

time that's worrying yikes it is definitely

7:30

worrying although inflation slowed I think luckily

7:34

14 so there

7:36

it is Oh lemon or not lemon Zach

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Olaf said 70 is crazy I want to pay 85

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well you can't sorry man Olaf you you

7:47

can PayPal us the the

7:49

15 yeah

7:52

I don't know why these candles are expensive you

7:54

know it's not up to me

7:56

oh it's a specialty item they're cooking up

7:58

this bizarre Fragrance this

8:00

this company that does it's really fascinating we talked

8:03

about the first time, but they they

8:05

specialize in this and they they're I think

8:07

their Primary clientele is like

8:10

theme parks and stuff for like

8:12

attraction. Yeah, like at

8:14

Disneyland. There's this cruising Soaring

8:16

USA where they score you with like Yeah,

8:19

that may have been I don't know for sure

8:21

that's our boys orange I'm

8:23

gonna I'm gonna do a soaring Ethan's butthole, right?

8:27

When they take you over the orange groves you

8:29

get like a beautiful smell of orange. Yeah, it's

8:31

really yeah It is it's really cool. I love

8:33

that Candle that

8:36

sorry about that shade says you should be

8:38

paying me to smell that that's that's fair.

8:41

That actually is fair What

8:49

good yeah,

8:51

but but is that what what's

8:54

with that? Oh

9:01

All I need so as you can see from the

9:03

title we have the very own

9:07

Queen of Melrose

9:12

What an exciting time she'll be joining

9:14

us here in the studio at around

9:17

one. Yep, maybe a

9:19

little later maybe We prepared

9:22

a sketch that we went down there and

9:26

Spent a day with her. Yes, so we're gonna

9:28

play that when she's here and

9:30

then I'm gonna talk to the Queen

9:33

herself I'm gonna kiss the ring and

9:35

I'm going to bow and her reverence

9:40

Magic will be made in the studio Kiss

9:44

you in the mouth. I love it. I love

9:47

you. Give me a kiss But

9:50

but so anyway very exciting stuff in the

9:52

meantime let's try to breeze through some stories

9:56

Before we get to our guests All

10:00

I need is the

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rhythm divine Nobody

10:07

does it like Ricky Martin That

10:09

is uh Ricky Martin Ricky

10:12

Martin is the GOAT Enrique Shut

10:14

up Nobody does it like Enrique

10:16

Enrique Iglesias No

10:18

one does it like Ethan doing Enrique Enrique Martin

10:28

So good Alright

10:32

let's touch on some stuff This is from the subreddit

10:36

This person got a ha- This is nuts

10:39

This is a lot Girl I have to tell you This

10:42

is nuts But

10:45

I haven't- actually I have an update Oh So

10:48

she wrote Doing my part to make sure

10:50

we never forget That's- I mean she's- it's

10:52

true that we are forgetting Mhmm

10:55

And I was taught to never forget Yeah

10:58

I wish I've got a better pick right after the artist

11:00

cleaned it off Don't worry it's good I

11:02

get it And before putting

11:05

the uh Sander-derm Wrap on it nonetheless I love

11:07

it I hope you all will appreciate as much

11:09

as I do Imagine my artist confusion when I

11:11

describe what I wanted Next

11:13

month when I come For something else I'll be

11:15

adding a barcode that takes you straight to the

11:17

prolapse Oh my god Don't do that That

11:20

is- That's maybe a crime That-

11:23

That might- well Mhmm It's

11:26

a good walk around a crime Mhmm

11:29

Please- you shouldn't do that though That's

11:31

crazy You know that's crazy The

11:34

bottom half of my leg will also be Uh

11:38

H3LORIC JURZY OUTLA FUPA TRUPA

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ETHAN'S BEANIE VAPED NATION ZACK LEWIS LIVE AT THE ROCKSE

11:43

ETHAN IS UNCLE FESTER Here

11:45

we go I think we found our number one

11:47

superfan So

11:49

glad I got this just in time for the live show You're

11:51

gonna be a uh You're gonna be a

11:53

hit there girl Uh let's

11:55

see some more- well Ooh

11:57

love the boots, work that Please.

12:02

Uhhh... There she is! AHHH!

12:05

Girl, why have you done this though? Why

12:09

have you done this? It's so big! What

12:12

do we do about it? Oh man...

12:16

People go, oh you can't talk anymore Ethan about

12:18

saying tattoos are bad. Ow. Alright.

12:22

There it is. I think it's great. AHHH!

12:25

So I talked to- to Howie, I sent this

12:27

to Howie Mandel, I wanted him to see it.

12:30

And I swear to you, this

12:32

man wrote me back, that he's

12:35

already in touch... With

12:38

her. And she's coming on

12:40

his show today. Damn,

12:42

he's working really fast. Yeah.

12:46

I was like, how- what? Nothing.

12:49

He's already- she's coming in his studio today. To

12:52

talk about uh... Hahaha!

12:55

This great movement. Of

12:58

never forgetting. Wait,

13:00

so she- she said she wants to get

13:02

other memes tattooed on her? That's what she

13:04

said, including Zach Live at the Roxy. That's

13:06

fucking sick dude. Uh,

13:09

it says, I didn't read it, but it says,

13:11

My friend Neil bent over and this happened. Does

13:14

somebody know, is this COVID related? And if it

13:16

is, what do we do about it? Ow.

13:20

Of course, memorialized with his uh, famous

13:22

Target ad. Or was

13:24

it Staples? I don't remember. I think it was

13:26

Staples. Staples, yeah. I'm sure they

13:28

loved that. So shout out. Um...

13:32

Uhm... Ugh,

13:35

excuse me. I

13:38

have voiced my concern about uh... No

13:45

fucking way, sorry, I had to respond to that.

13:49

Wait, what the hell? What?

13:52

Oh... That's- Yeah. What an idiot. And everything

13:54

clicked for me too now. Okay, yeah, yeah,

13:56

love it. Yeah, it clicked for me too.

13:58

Yeah, no. I swear

14:01

to God I had a faint feeling when

14:03

he said You

14:05

know what we made we made him a promise time to

14:07

break that promise No, no, no,

14:09

no, no I'm just

14:11

saying if he's gonna break our problem No,

14:14

I see what promises I mean to Jimmy Lee

14:18

I see what promises me the bigger people

14:21

this stupid fucking Something

14:25

really really funny happened no no I'm

14:30

sure What I don't

14:32

know how much I could say but um, you'll

14:34

probably for everybody's it ruined already. No, it's not

14:36

It's not I mean unless you ruined it. I

14:38

didn't say anything. No, no, no All

14:42

will become clearer soon Yeah,

14:44

the people are getting fomo. Well, it's what

14:47

can I say? You're on the right track? Oh

14:49

my god This is so fucking dumb. God. He's

14:51

such a Can't he

14:54

can't be tamed. He's a force of

14:56

nature. It's truly amazing how all these

14:58

things keep happening The only person who

15:00

can control them is the one person

15:02

I can't name Don't

15:05

yeah, and it's true and Thank

15:08

God that at least somebody's in control agree.

15:10

You know what I mean? So I've

15:13

been voicing my concern about Andrew

15:15

Schultz This guy is

15:17

just not funny and he's a giant douche

15:23

Just Zach you're out of control that's

15:25

not happening Sorry

15:30

about this private combo I'm gonna

15:32

move on from that and You

15:34

know this was further proven by the

15:36

fact that He

15:39

went on just a

15:41

really nasty Tangent

15:43

about Jeff Whittaker of all people like

15:45

why? It's

15:47

so random and so mean for no reason,

15:49

you know, so here is Andrew

15:53

Schulz More

15:56

like Andrew should's retire I'm

15:58

working here people that's working

16:00

that was good I know

16:04

unfortunately he is very popular but here it is

16:13

why is that guy still fucking crying about that

16:17

and I'm blind now it's like

16:19

get over it you know bro

16:21

what I know it's like for

16:23

no reason for no reason what

16:26

are you talking about it's like I want to

16:29

like why is he doing this I mean

16:31

it's like me crying that cutie

16:33

Cinderella mean for no reason yes

16:37

Bex his is worse though because it's not

16:39

me I can't believe he

16:42

fucking said that it's mean it's so

16:44

me also Jeff is not like a

16:46

complainer like he's a tough dude who's

16:48

been handling this whole thing and as

16:50

good well as anyone can do better

16:53

he kept it to himself for yeah

16:55

like how long and he's walking through

16:57

life with the repercussions of a life-changing

16:59

injury damage he's not doing anything besides

17:01

trying to keep living and seeing with

17:04

his eyes and

17:06

also just making the best of it he's not like out

17:08

there complaining he's just you know I mean he's making the

17:10

best of it we're making jokes about it we're trying to

17:12

make light of it what

17:15

a fucking idiot what a douchebag does he

17:17

know Dobrik or something why is he defending

17:19

that's what I wonder too I don't know

17:22

what's his relationship with wittock or

17:24

Dobrik I don't know if

17:28

you're talking about this guy and then the fact that

17:30

he is the balls to be a barber still no

17:32

pack shot motherfuckers gonna touch my hair and look at

17:34

my hair

17:37

only not only not that haircut

17:39

for real for real dude I'm

17:41

in lock step arms out extended

17:44

let's get them haircuts out boys

17:47

but soon why is he still whining

17:49

about that what's the deal okay

17:52

I guess he went blind or almost blind from

17:54

it but now he's not blind right I'm

17:56

not sure I think it's keep going through I think is

17:58

one his eye is still really

18:01

fucked up I mean he gets constant

18:03

surgeries on it's really fucked up but I

18:05

don't know the stats so David Dobrik knocked

18:08

him with a crane or something I guess

18:10

I don't know but he agreed

18:12

to do it yeah but he didn't know

18:15

if fast was going to go oh no

18:18

he didn't know he was going to slam him

18:20

into the side of a fucking crane yeah and

18:22

be altered forever like you know it wasn't just

18:24

that it went a little fast he

18:27

actually almost killed him a crane fucking

18:29

smashed him right in his head literally

18:31

it's a good excuse well

18:33

if it was going to go 10 miles per hour I would have

18:35

done it I don't know it was going to go 20 you

18:38

knew you were going to do some dumb dangerous

18:40

shit and then something bad happened this reminds I

18:42

have to say though as much as he is

18:44

a giant asshole it reminds me of myself when

18:46

I start going off and people are like why

18:48

are you doing that I'm

18:51

going down the wrong path and people go why

18:53

are you doing that it does but I don't

18:55

like it I think this is worse it's a

18:57

bad comparison it's like oh you know you got

18:59

an accident with someone why'd you get in the

19:01

car with them like you didn't know that it

19:03

was going to go wrong he was going to

19:05

drive you know he's going to drive exactly I'd

19:07

like to think he's a bigger asshole but as

19:09

a professional asshole I just need to

19:11

check myself a little bit I

19:13

think that's amazing he is a

19:15

much bigger asshole thank you guys in

19:17

my humble opinion thank you absolutely girl

19:21

go ahead and you oh

19:23

you got an airplane what do you expect

19:25

it fucking crashed shut

19:27

up you dumbass Nazi looking ass motherfucker

19:32

hey hey Andrew called the third right

19:34

wants his haircut back we're gonna stop

19:36

dissing the Nazis all exactly the only

19:42

reason we're watching is because we hope something

19:45

bad happens when somebody's on a crane you're

19:47

not going man I

19:49

hope they're I hope they abide by all the

19:51

rules and regulation can we I want

19:53

to know if Jeff I want to know his

19:55

reaction to this because

19:58

I was like somebody about to get a visit from code Yeah,

20:01

I could ask him if you want yeah, you're

20:03

yeah, yeah, yeah ask him Yeah,

20:07

Cody's not gonna let this fly not the

20:10

Cody we know Hey

20:19

Andrew the Gooblers

20:22

called gobles.

20:25

He said I think it's good I don't know

20:27

actually I don't know if I know this word

20:30

He's the he's the propaganda guy Hey

20:34

Hey, hey Andrew gobles

20:36

called. He says he likes the cut Yeah,

20:43

yeah this thing gobles gobles. Yeah,

20:45

but silly ass named bitch. Yeah

20:47

fucking idiot gobles Gobbled

20:50

he's nuts you fucking anti-semite Yeah

20:55

Yeah, like all the jagas people if they got hurt You

21:01

were just here that he selected to do it

21:04

It wasn't meant to he wasn't meant to be in mortal

21:06

danger Stop it. It's

21:09

not asking the smart friend. He's asking the

21:11

fucking idiot. Everybody was invited to do it

21:15

Right Like

21:17

he when he woke up he writes. Oh, I was

21:19

the only one retarded enough to do this trick And

21:23

then we still gotta hear him fucking cry about it Right

21:28

Yeah, no, I can't not support you. It's

21:30

improv. You know Do

21:32

you think it's like I don't know enough I just

21:34

know David Dobrik. Oh, this is seemingly not very well

21:36

like yeah Yeah, but you could be a piece of

21:38

shit, too. Yeah, okay. Well, I don't know Jeff is

21:40

a piece of shit I don't think he's a piece

21:42

of shit, but it is a no like but

21:44

you do hate Come on.

21:46

He's insinuating that getting hit in the head with

21:48

a crane is why he's like he's

21:51

not Complaining he's dealing

21:54

with the repercussions of someone

21:56

else's actions. Yeah,

21:58

I think that the car analogy is Kind of as

22:00

good as it gets you know It's

22:03

just every day I see Oh

22:06

my god my eye. It's like oh yeah, I

22:08

don't know what happened slick Rick's eye. You don't

22:10

fucking bitch about it How

22:13

many one-eye motherfuckers you gotta hear about it Imagine

22:16

every rap slick Rick was like and then Theo

22:18

went and poached me in the face or whatever

22:23

Fetty walk slick Rick is not English What

22:27

an asshole huh folks We

22:30

hate him oh It's so like

22:32

oh Yeah,

22:34

people like him somehow. It's just the drill.

22:36

This is the Joe Rogan effect just Man

22:40

Joe Rogan. I swear to God has killed comedy

22:42

is dead. It is dead art Yeah,

22:45

we say pretty much exclusively because of

22:48

Joe Rogan. They were the last line

22:50

You know promoting his fucking unfunny ass

22:52

friends where the woke meets the where

22:54

the woke meets the wall like this

22:56

is what they it's crazy

23:00

God man Good

23:03

thing people like me are saving it Saving

23:08

comedy out here guys is the h3 show Somebody's

23:12

got to do it This

23:16

is where the Rogan meets the Rogan Even

23:20

though not to be one of the people in chat, but

23:22

the amount of times you're moving your mouse is making me

23:24

anxious oh my god

23:27

Yeah Why dude?

23:32

Why? Sorry,

23:34

I say so much. I think I might have threats oh

23:38

Now you doubling down, huh? They

23:40

don't call me able list for no

23:43

reason You're able bro.

23:45

You can't be talking about I'm disabled.

23:47

I'm an ableist Disabled

23:50

is it my disabled. Let me ask chat you be team I

23:56

Feel I'm a you see I

23:58

think so is something Well, where's my

24:00

placard then? Think

24:03

you could probably on a technicality. I could probably

24:05

get one if I really wanted. Oh, yeah Does

24:09

you want someone with Tourette

24:11

syndrome? considered disabled

24:16

Yes Somebody with Tourette

24:18

syndrome can be considered disabled under certain conditions

24:21

depends on the severity and

24:23

the impact. Yeah I've

24:26

heard you can get a Handicap lacquered

24:28

if you have ideas I Could

24:32

play it up. Yeah, you

24:34

know I mean yeah, just try and cut all

24:36

the way up for the interview. Yeah Okay,

24:41

maybe I can sling them I've got I lost

24:43

it Those things

24:45

probably have a big street market value. Yeah,

24:47

no, I'm sure tremendous

24:50

parking wherever you want in front shit

24:52

did a Okay,

24:56

sheesh anyway, andy scholz to do thank you

24:58

very much Yeah,

25:01

I'm having a good time here Look

25:09

at this lovely beautiful day out here

25:11

in LA live feed from

25:13

Echo Park to gorgeous

25:15

downtown LA We

25:18

are somewhere in this square This

25:25

square thousand mile radius Kim

25:31

stars been back up and giving us

25:33

some treats and treasures when you're some

25:35

dumb shit We have another keemstar clip

25:37

to enjoy Let's let's have

25:39

a listen here Getting

25:42

a long hinge. I love his in commentary

25:44

videos with the title the rise and

25:46

fall of keemstar I'm getting more views

25:48

and more money than I've ever had

25:50

in my career. There is no good fall

25:55

I don't know. How is that possible?

25:57

I guess snapchat is he really? You

25:59

know what I mean? Do those really

26:01

count as views by the way? I

26:04

don't know. I don't know if he's even being serious to

26:06

be honest I feel like this is bait, but it's

26:08

entertaining either way. No, he's definitely defensive

26:11

right now This man is

26:13

serious as a heart attack, which he's probably gonna

26:15

have soon I think someone asked him this at

26:17

some point and he's I think boxing I think

26:19

he made a decent bag on that at

26:22

some point, but he's getting more views. What does

26:24

that mean? Oh views is Views, I

26:26

don't know. I've noticed his boxing thing is getting

26:28

around like the happy punch. I've seen it Yeah,

26:30

I'm on Twitter and good for him. Yeah,

26:32

you know It's nice that

26:34

he can run a business that isn't just like

26:37

based on you know him Yeah,

26:39

you know I send the better you might also be making

26:41

some money on Twitter now Engagement

26:43

are they still making money on Twitter? I know Diplomat

26:47

it. Yes, I'm cock. That's

26:49

awesome They

26:51

sending me emails like every day like hey you got it

26:53

you got to sign up to get monetized on egg It's

26:55

like shut up There

27:07

is no fall there is no fall

27:10

You made a YouTube title call me Carson's

27:12

career is over you not over

27:15

person. You're a bad person When

27:18

it turns out you're a bad person You're

27:21

a bad person. It's now everybody knows

27:23

like you hate him like such a

27:25

level It's a

27:28

I hate him and I tried to warn

27:30

everyone and no one listened to me team

27:33

top three most hated youtubers go I'm

27:36

Alex He's

27:39

gonna name himself on me. Okay good at

27:42

least at least that I'm

27:44

Alex the most hated I mean maybe now but

27:48

It's an interesting question most hated I

27:50

would got to say it's like Shane

27:52

or Dobrik or Jeffree Star Someone

27:54

in that yeah, I

27:57

think so someone bigger definitely than

27:59

I'm Alex Yeah, yeah someone

28:01

definitely bigger than I'm Alex Colleen yeah

28:06

Call me the cake yeah for right now She

28:10

takes the you she does take on that

28:12

one Let

28:14

me think I got to think about this bro For

28:20

sure So

28:22

mad still bro you gotta get over it

28:24

man You know you

28:26

gotta get over your hatred for me you could chill out on

28:28

the The

28:31

hair for men fucking tie

28:34

dye or black dye you use

28:36

you know it's making you great Stay

28:39

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28:41

we have many years of content young and beautiful

28:45

Hey, Kim sorry, how do you like your women? Young

28:48

and beautiful that's disgusting. Oh How

28:52

young? Ten-year-old

28:54

fan oh my god

28:57

that is despicable It's

29:03

not funny big L on my

29:05

part My

29:07

boy here might be having I might not be the only

29:09

one in town. He might have smaller hands than me Think

29:13

about it. That is a very small Just

29:16

think about it Of course

29:18

you would put yours up. Let's read no

29:21

no Who else do

29:23

I really really hey? Probably

29:28

all blacks Yeah,

29:33

he's busted, but we destroyed him do last

29:35

week. I don't blame him for hating the

29:38

guy Yeah,

29:44

so I still hold the coveted title of most

29:47

hated and keemstar's heart and that is special so

29:49

thank you to him Yes, please nice Thank

29:52

you Ariana

29:55

Grande Mrs.

29:58

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30:00

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30:02

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30:05

here just listen and then we'll respond.

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30:09

killers when I was younger Were you?

30:11

Mm-hmm a Q&A with fans with young

30:13

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30:16

think it was like in between Like

30:19

me being cat and pop stuff so it was a

30:22

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30:24

someone said if you could have

30:26

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30:28

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30:30

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30:33

and dad is it okay if I give the real answer and

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they were like Sure, I

30:38

guess what's the answer? I know it's like

30:41

um, I mean Jeffrey Dahmer is pretty fascinating

30:46

She was a kid I guess she's a kid.

30:48

Yeah, that's insane dude Jeffrey

30:51

Dahmer's that dude that man ate

30:53

people and fucked their brains literally

30:57

He's got a lot of Sims though,

30:59

does he not and that like

31:01

she's far from the only one not saying that

31:03

it's not weird But I think people are fascinated

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31:27

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31:36

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dude, this story has

36:44

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36:47

online. Why did he

36:49

get banned? On

36:52

Monday, it came out from a

36:54

Twitch, high level Twitch staffer. Ex

36:57

staffer, but he had left Twitch. And

37:01

he simply tweeted out, he

37:04

got banned for sexting with

37:06

a minor and planning to meet with

37:08

her. That's

37:10

it. That's the story. And every, it

37:13

sent the world into a tizzy. But

37:16

it didn't even say the name, which

37:18

was interesting because it was just so obvious

37:20

who he was talking about without even having

37:23

to say it. What does

37:25

tizzy mean? A state of nervous excitement or

37:27

agitation? Okay, so I used to write. A

37:30

tizzy. You know, you

37:32

say these words all the time, but you never actually look up

37:34

the definition. You're just like, I think I know what this means

37:36

about. Sure. Let's

37:38

get tizzed up here, boys. Let's get excited. Tizzed.

37:44

So in the meantime, there's been lots

37:46

of happenings. Doc's been acting weird on

37:48

Strange on stream. He's

37:52

been announcing he's going to take a break

37:56

and all kinds of odd behaviors,

37:58

essentially making people

38:00

believe more and

38:02

more that that statement made is

38:05

true. He also was making statements

38:07

like, hey dude come on I

38:09

was found to have the no wrongdoing was

38:11

found dude just let it go. Classic.

38:17

Which again makes him sound suspicious as fuck.

38:19

So he finally made an announcement guys. He

38:22

put out a statement and I'm gonna read it for

38:25

you now. The boozy.

38:28

Also the edited out part is

38:30

crazy. The words of Rogan. He

38:33

made us a minor edit which I'll point out to you

38:35

guys. He actually made multiple.

38:38

Okay we have the full edit history. Yeah. I

38:41

mean thank God we have the history just but

38:43

like we can see it bud. He didn't know.

38:46

It's so embarrassing. He

38:48

must know. No I don't think he did. Because

38:50

he edited it back. Yeah he put it out

38:52

of shame. Yeah it's back now.

38:54

That is painful.

38:57

Yeah same key of e man. All

39:00

right he says the twitch

39:02

band hello I'd like to make a quick announcement. I

39:06

feel like he's trying to be in character but it's like bro just

39:08

come on. Talk about cutting the

39:11

bullshit. He goes let's

39:13

cut the fucking bullshit. As you

39:15

know there's no filter with me. I've always been up

39:17

front and real with you guys on anything that I

39:19

can be upfront about. And I'm always. You literally play

39:21

a character a hundred percent of the time. Which

39:24

I feel he's doing now. Like you

39:27

never see him out of character except when he's

39:29

apologizing for cheating on his wife. That's the one

39:31

exception. Yeah he's always up front. I'm always up

39:34

front by being completely in

39:36

a costume in character for

39:38

years. Well the one time

39:40

we did see him he was being super upfront. Probably

39:43

at the point where he had no other options

39:45

to hide it. Which

39:47

is what's happened in this case. In fact

39:49

you saw him scrambling to try to control the

39:51

narrative once that statement went

39:53

out. So anyway first

39:56

and foremost I do want to apologize to everyone in my

39:58

community as well as those close. to me my team and

40:00

everyone at midnight society game studios. Oh, yeah, that was the other

40:03

big thing his gaming

40:06

studio Put

40:08

out a statement that said We

40:10

believed he was innocent. You know at first

40:12

he's a close friend and co-founder But

40:15

after talking to everybody involved we decided

40:17

we had no other choice than to

40:20

part ways with him Which

40:23

everyone's like oh my god They

40:25

know that what did they see they saw

40:27

something? he Continues

40:30

a lot of people have been left in the dark

40:32

about what happened yesterday with midnight society and I and

40:35

we made the painful Decision collectively to have me step

40:37

down bro. You don't need to throw mud on them

40:40

You know I mean just at least

40:42

give them the dub like they parted ways

40:44

right and that's obvious like right out of

40:46

the gate Another

40:48

just very obvious lie We watched on

40:51

Monday him live reacting to getting the

40:53

news that he was getting dropped by

40:55

his company on presumably presumably Well,

40:58

it's fair to assume because that was when

41:00

his demeanor completely changed it is I'm just

41:02

saying we didn't see the text you right

41:05

yeah, but this like this we what is

41:07

this we dude like you did not make

41:09

That decision yeah, like you were you were

41:11

not gonna leave right if this

41:14

didn't come out you got fired man So

41:18

you know come on man our

41:20

team is full of incredibly talented and good people

41:22

that have high career ambitions and families And I

41:25

never want jeopardize the culture. We have carefully crafted.

41:27

Well. They fired you so wasn't even your Everybody

41:32

has been wanting to know why I was

41:34

banned from twitch, but for reasons outside my

41:36

control bullshit I was not allowed to say

41:38

anything for the last several years. That's absolutely

41:40

gotta be a lie allegedly So

41:43

he wanted to come out and say that he I really wanted

41:45

to tell you Shot

41:47

that's been a thorn in my forever

41:53

Now that I've been itching to tell you about what I

41:55

did now that two

41:57

former twitch employees have publicly disclose

41:59

disclose that accusations I

42:02

can tell you my side of the story regarding the BAM

42:05

were there twitch whisper messages with an

42:07

individual back in 2017 the answer is

42:11

yes hold on right

42:14

I remember this statement being

42:16

different a little different originally

42:18

yeah originally let me

42:21

pull this up originally

42:25

his statement had one

42:27

key difference were

42:29

there twitch whispers messages with

42:31

an individual back in 2017

42:34

wait no next slide next line this

42:37

is the original were there twitch

42:39

whisper messages with an individual minor a minor

42:42

back in

42:44

2017 the

42:47

answer is

42:49

yes okay

42:51

so why are there like eight more paragraphs to

42:53

the statement because I think that's did we make

42:56

minor was a operative word

42:58

the fact

43:00

he edited that out and then yeah again and

43:02

it might just because it's it's

43:05

cashed on this or something but the

43:07

the latest version he has edited the

43:09

word minor back in maybe he removed

43:11

it again no unless yeah unless it's

43:14

a fourth edit so you guys believe he didn't

43:16

know that the the

43:18

edit history was public I mean you

43:21

have to assume that because while

43:23

would you do that yeah it

43:26

draws so much more attention to it

43:28

it makes you look so bad though

43:31

this is the current tweet I mean I opened

43:33

a link it's the same link yeah

43:36

I was having the same issue earlier

43:38

I think I think it's a cash

43:40

thing if you so you refresh it

43:42

might reappear this should be the correct

43:44

oh yeah this one has minor in

43:46

there there you go saves the tweet

43:48

as a normal tweet it's very confusing

43:50

gotcha so were there twitch twitch whisper

43:52

messages with the individual minor back in

43:54

2000 seam the answer is yes all

43:56

right wrap it up GG

44:00

wrap it up all right cool thanks for reading what

44:04

the fuck is wrong with this guy

44:06

it's got problems man got the world

44:08

and the palm of his hands and

44:11

by the way I don't

44:13

know what twitch has got to answer

44:15

some questions on this because this man

44:18

enjoyed a four-year career where he got

44:20

bad bag bag you

44:23

know on twitch I go on YouTube

44:25

right I mean well so this happened in 2017

44:27

so it was three years

44:30

on twitch as well before he got banned

44:32

there no I think they found it they

44:35

didn't find it in 2017 they found it when

44:37

he got got it okay it was an old

44:39

mess same TV also

44:43

the fact that they're like oh yeah it

44:45

was a minor makes me think that in

44:47

the DMS she disclosed her age to a

44:49

minor yeah I mean

44:51

that's the one detail that we don't know and all

44:53

of his supporters

44:56

that some for some reason are still

44:58

out there that that's like that's

45:01

what they've latched on to as like their one like ray

45:03

of hope is like maybe you didn't know he probably didn't

45:05

know he would have said that that's like the number one

45:07

I agree I didn't

45:10

know he didn't say that he didn't even say

45:12

that shit I yeah how did he was

45:14

a minor how

45:17

did twitch know that she's a minor right

45:19

a written her fucking age the

45:22

interesting thing here is is people are

45:24

speculating that his shooting scandal happened in

45:26

2017 to two people

45:28

are speculating that it's the

45:30

same thing because the dates

45:32

coincide but that girl

45:35

I don't think so I think that

45:37

I don't correct because that different that

45:39

girl was not she was of age

45:41

she was an adult she was somebody

45:43

we know who it is okay oh

45:47

Dan has Intel mums of the

45:49

word but yeah I think there were different incidents so

45:57

people still defending him I mean this man just said he

45:59

was he was You know a minor

46:01

what he what's left to say guess

46:03

who's in the comments being saying firm

46:05

handshakes My boy. Oh

46:07

did he get buried? My

46:10

boy the top reply at one point. I

46:12

boy the bordering still got your back. Yeah

46:14

look. I'm 40 I'm tired.

46:16

I'm sweaty. I'm fat. I'm overweight

46:19

not long for this plan You know what I thought I

46:21

was like it thought it was perfect. You know for him

46:24

to Defend sex with minors

46:26

as in I mean I like to

46:28

call him claw machine Jeremy I'm

46:31

deep under cover. You know this oh no

46:33

this guy likes to make Shits

46:35

coming out of my man likes to ask for kids

46:37

addresses so he can send them candy you know you

46:40

get that crotch rot Yeah,

46:42

there you go. There's the quartering response bro.

46:44

How is your wife and what your wife

46:46

has got to hate you? Why

46:48

are you worried about my wife? I? Just

46:51

saying there's no shot that your wife has

46:53

any respect for you. There's a

46:55

real possibility I might shit my pants

46:57

like dude what

47:01

Everybody knows that I don't

47:04

know They're

47:07

almost like anyone who gets cancelled. It's bad.

47:09

I'm on the cancel. It doesn't matter what

47:11

they did. We don't cancel We're

47:14

on his side man. Maybe I'm gonna pee in my

47:17

trash can down here. I don't know uh

47:21

Moving on were there real intentions

47:23

behind these messages the answer is

47:25

absolutely not whoo These

47:29

were casual mutual conversation that sometimes leaned too

47:31

much in the direction of being inappropriate, but

47:33

nothing more hold the phone Let's roll that

47:35

back These

47:38

were not serious. They were casual there

47:41

was no intention Maybe we leaned

47:43

a little bit too into being inappropriate

47:46

with a child, but nothing more

47:49

Okay Nothing

47:52

illegal happened again. He loves saying that before you

47:54

do that. I want you to have a seat

47:57

right over there No pictures were shared. No crimes

47:59

were Committed and I never even

48:01

met the individual. Let's see the DMS bud. What

48:03

was on the agenda tonight? That'd

48:06

be a great way to uh Acquit

48:08

yourself under the air. I seem pretty confident on

48:10

the internet Let's see that the

48:12

DMS my bud I went

48:14

through a lengthy arbitration regarding a civil dispute with

48:16

twitch and that case was resolved by a settlement

48:18

that may be clear It was not a criminal

48:21

case against me and no criminal charges have ever

48:23

been brought against me. That doesn't matter man Now

48:30

from a moral standpoint I absolutely

48:32

take responsibility I should have never

48:34

entertained these conversations begin with that's on me That's on

48:37

me as an adult husband and a father. It should

48:39

never have happened. I get it I'm not perfect and

48:41

I'll fucking oh my shit. This was stupid Why

48:48

can't people just control themselves Like

48:50

dude of all this shit cheating on your wife is

48:52

one thing You could have sexed it

48:55

in your whispers with any fucking adult and you

48:57

would have you know at the end of the

48:59

day You would have been fine. Yeah, why with

49:01

a child? Why

49:05

so strange The

49:08

dude wanted her to meet him at twitchcon as

49:10

well like He's like that's

49:12

not That's what I read.

49:15

Let me see where I got that from but

49:17

I did yeah, I read that too Where's that from

49:19

let's see? But that's the

49:21

case. He's like a rock star there Why is he

49:23

if you want like you said if he wants to

49:25

cheat that's one thing but why with a minor a

49:27

minor? Now

49:33

with all this said don't get it

49:35

fucking mistaken. I love the

49:37

cursing in here makes me really think that

49:39

he's means business I've

49:42

seen all the remarks the labels being thrown around

49:45

so loosely Social media is

49:47

a destruction zone. I'm no fucking

49:49

predator or pedophile. Are you kidding

49:51

me anyone that truly knows me knows

49:55

F-ing knows where I stand on those things with

49:57

those types of people F that There's

50:00

a different level of disgust that I effing

50:02

hate even hearing about Don't

50:04

be labeling me as the worst of the worst

50:06

with your exaggerations get the f out of here

50:08

with that Sounds

50:11

to me a little I Have

50:18

a theory when people uh So

50:21

I hate to be the bearer of bad news I think

50:24

uh Let's

50:27

just say this isn't convincing me Why

50:31

don't you take a seat right over there?

50:33

It's just a little too performative here But

50:37

I think that what I said what I needed to say regarding

50:39

the ban itself. That's it That's why twitch made a decision in

50:41

2020 To

50:48

my team Community industry friends

50:50

who have supported me I apologize. I wish I

50:52

could have said all this sooner. Yeah, right is

50:55

Is that why you went to Jake Lucky's

50:57

tweet and you're like bro. No wrongdoing was

50:59

found move on cringe

51:02

brother You

51:04

guys have always showed me and my family love and support For

51:07

all these years we love you guys like

51:09

we like you can't imagine I have the effing best

51:11

community in circle if any of this has made you

51:14

uncomfortable I get it You don't

51:16

have to support me anymore, but I just know that

51:18

I always been greatly appreciated That

51:21

you've been greatly appreciative But trust me when I say this

51:23

to all my haters that live and

51:25

breathe social media was zero real-life experience

51:28

I don't give an f about you

51:31

home Boom

51:34

goes the dynamite Finally if

51:36

you're uncomfortable with this entire statement and

51:38

think I'm a piece of shit. That's

51:40

fine, but I'm not effing going anywhere

51:44

I'm not the same guy that made those

51:46

mistakes all those years ago I'm taking an

51:48

extended vacation with my family as mentioned on

51:50

stream, and I'm coming back with a heavy

51:52

weight off my shoulders They want me to

51:54

disappear. Yeah effing right Damn

51:57

this man is in living in a

52:00

mental hell because right

52:03

before this statement he was like I need a break

52:06

I just need to step away and now he's like

52:08

I'm never leaving he he's

52:10

just well

52:15

it's tough it's basically

52:17

worse than I think anyone imagined it could be

52:19

I mean it's as bad as it it's as

52:21

bad as something could be really it was the

52:24

former twitch employee by the way who said that

52:26

he was planning on meeting that girl that guy's

52:28

credible as far as I'm concerned so

52:30

he said there was no intention but you were saying you

52:32

were gonna meet her at TwitchCon hmm

52:37

release the DMS man that's

52:43

clear it up you

52:45

could have posted I'm a pedophile and remained

52:48

within the character limit without paying $8 said

52:50

a rot dude he's get

52:52

I don't know he's done right like he's not gonna

52:55

come back and stream no who's the flux gonna watch

52:57

that well you

52:59

can't have hands are in pretty deep

53:01

denial about it like I said there

53:03

are still I mean obviously

53:06

this is gonna hurt him but you

53:09

know when he starts streaming and he probably still

53:11

will have some people watching him

53:14

so let's look at him I

53:16

think he's gonna fall off big time because

53:20

you just I

53:23

don't I think first of all it's not the same second

53:25

of all it's

53:28

you can't tell anybody that you're watching this shit it's

53:30

got to be like a secret the

53:33

twitch band so we can see the edit

53:36

versions so this was the one we read

53:38

how do I see what he edited it highlights it no

53:41

no it doesn't so how am I supposed to

53:43

navigate this well you

53:47

just go to that part of the tweet okay

53:51

link to the other edits you

53:53

made of a tweet let's see

53:55

okay now this

53:57

yeah this was just I thought he didn't I thought he just

53:59

removed minor and then put it back and then love told me

54:01

right before the show that uh that

54:04

there's a full list of edits so yeah

54:06

i believe that that was it to my knowledge uh

54:09

let's see here robert it wasn't and now it

54:11

is there again robert bowling

54:13

the head of 12 am gaming that's

54:17

his studio um is

54:20

this a new tweet from this morning

54:22

oh shit so this

54:24

is his his boy i've

54:27

probably co-founded the studio with him this

54:29

is statement for me personally robert said does

54:31

not reflect any of my companies has not

54:33

gone through any legal p r approval if

54:35

you inappropriately message your minor i cannot work

54:37

with you period i

54:40

promised to only act on

54:42

facts and i did that's

54:45

that's it all that's

54:49

a lot of that's a

54:51

lot of guacamole hey cam

54:55

oh this is an interesting wrinkle in this story cameron

54:58

made this meme he

55:00

posted on his twitter account and

55:03

it did not get a lot and it i

55:05

mean it's terrific it's it's uh e d

55:08

p what's

55:10

it what was it e d p four nine nine

55:12

four four five four four five yeah

55:15

don't trust people with a string of numbers in

55:18

the name boogie nine nine eight seven uh

55:20

eighty three h three it's

55:22

not a string of numbers dan i said it's a

55:25

string broken up by the h i say it's god

55:27

dude you're right you're right you're right it's not a

55:29

string of numbers bro um

55:35

this is e d p uh and

55:37

uh you know it's great such

55:39

a banger it only got 1.4 thousand and

55:41

i think that's considerably

55:44

more than it got yeah originally when

55:47

i i had like three four hundred likes when i

55:49

saw it after a while but i guess it's starting

55:51

to get some traction now i saw he posted it

55:53

in one of our whatsapp chats that's where i saw

55:55

it i it wasn't on my

55:57

feed so twitter was not serving

56:00

that up however it's

56:02

been stolen so much and gone

56:04

megaviral his name has been

56:07

removed and replaced

56:10

with someone else's watermark let's

56:14

take a look shout out to oh this

56:18

one have a watermark or here let's

56:20

see who added the watermark it got

56:23

removed his original

56:25

who even made it in add a watermark

56:27

they just edited it out bro

56:29

said who even made this here's

56:33

keemstar he's getting in on

56:35

it no kenja

56:39

glomar not like us diss track oh

56:41

I see keem is enjoying himself there

56:44

the doctor just Rick means are insane I

56:47

haven't seen the Epstein one that's

56:51

pretty funny oh the alien

56:53

versus predator one the thing

56:55

is doc you got to know as

56:58

a as a man of the internet we

57:02

there's we're not having a

57:04

nuanced conversations about the flirting

57:06

with miners you

57:09

know I mean like we're

57:11

not weren't nobody really wants to discuss

57:13

the nuances of that like oh well

57:15

I wasn't gonna meet her and I

57:18

never we never exchanged pictures or

57:20

all this stuff where it makes

57:22

it seem like it's okay we

57:25

don't care a minor we

57:27

just don't care we don't it's like his partner

57:29

said at the end of the day anyone that does

57:31

like that with the miners is GG from

57:36

Avery our mod was up referring to the

57:38

speculation of what Ethan love we're doing he

57:40

was hitting up multiple women for twitchcon one

57:43

of them being the minor oh yeah how does he

57:45

know that how do you know that agree the

57:49

dates just coincide so he was

57:51

trying to like just line up

57:54

yeah what a creep holy

57:56

shit he was cheating on an industrial

57:58

scale and

58:02

with miners included wow

58:04

and I

58:07

remember when this happened it's like he been

58:09

blown up it'd been like a few months

58:11

this man had been famous like mega famous

58:14

yeah and this dude is already like it's

58:16

time to exploit this mama

58:21

Mia well that locks that

58:23

up hey guys a

58:25

minor I can't

58:27

even see you running right around when we

58:29

had him on the

58:31

show it was right afterwards I never ever immediately

58:34

after at the he was doing

58:36

like amazing we had him on we have

58:38

a great a great episode good rapport was

58:40

really fun so weird and then like to

58:42

a week or two later the cheating thing

58:44

came out you cursed him it's

58:47

three cars I just curse

58:49

and be believing back then huh

58:51

yeah so

58:53

that's that that's all I have

58:55

to say about that like a Romeo

58:57

Julia Romeo Julia I'm

59:00

thinking like even YouTube might

59:02

kibosh him for this yeah

59:06

they've done that before but they're like you know what

59:08

not you he's gonna like you can end up on

59:10

a for all platform

59:12

behavior rumble YouTube is pretty they

59:16

let a lot slide I mean fresh and fit

59:18

still aren't banned they're straight up yeah but we're

59:20

not which one of them is meeting up with

59:22

a minor being a Nazis not illegal unfortunately

59:25

right you are unfortunately

59:27

right about that stop dissing a not you

59:29

know it's

59:32

America baby you can be a Nazi right did

59:35

he ever get bought over by YouTube to

59:37

stream on on YouTube or did he he

59:40

just did that after he's doing like we are yeah just

59:43

you know just

59:45

rolling yeah what

59:48

the hell is this San Francisco

59:50

49ers they were working with him

59:53

yeah the Niners wait wait wait

59:55

wait how at what capacity I'm

59:58

not sure I saw an ad with

1:00:00

him for the 49ers Jesus maybe

1:00:02

it's something like ninja isn't he from the Bay? No,

1:00:05

he's from San Diego. Oh shit. Yeah,

1:00:07

what the fuck he lives in

1:00:10

San Diego is he from there? Oh I

1:00:12

guess I don't know I just I don't even know if

1:00:14

he still lives there It's just one that was back

1:00:16

in 2017 when he came on feel like people aren't

1:00:18

from San Diego Then

1:00:20

people don't grow up there. They just end up

1:00:23

really yeah, okay. I think so I didn't realize

1:00:25

that I'm

1:00:27

sorry San Francisco 49ers will no longer work

1:00:29

with dr. Desprech after twitch ban reason revealed.

1:00:31

You know we knew it had to be

1:00:33

bad and

1:00:35

it was the only question

1:00:38

now is What

1:00:40

the fuck was twitch doing

1:00:42

sitting on this information? like

1:00:48

He's a predator You

1:00:50

you booted him for being a predator.

1:00:52

He's heading up He's setting up a conga line

1:00:55

of miners apparently to meet him at twitch gone

1:00:59

On the line, I don't know a

1:01:01

heart He's gonna put on a

1:01:03

puppet show He's done a few things

1:01:05

with them He went

1:01:07

to one of their draft picks in Las

1:01:09

Vegas helped him pick their or announced their

1:01:12

drafts Yeah,

1:01:14

looks like he did a few commercials with them, too I'm

1:01:18

curious to see how If

1:01:21

he's able to come back I personally think he might

1:01:23

pull some views when he comes back at first because

1:01:25

people are curious I think he's gonna

1:01:27

fade off though I think he's always had a

1:01:29

little bit of a older demographic than most Call

1:01:31

of Duty People for some reason

1:01:33

has been my impression, and I feel

1:01:35

like older boomers might be a little bit

1:01:38

like I don't care Really? I

1:01:40

don't know his audience you think is older

1:01:42

yeah Yeah, then London and yeah, and all

1:01:44

these other like in here my brother-in-law

1:01:46

watches him. I haven't talked about it. Oh shit Yeah,

1:01:50

he doesn't know well there you go. I don't blame him the

1:01:52

guys. He's a funny guy. He's a talented dude Ninja

1:01:56

had a badass statement on it. Oh

1:01:59

yeah, yeah Yeah, Ninja... I-I-when

1:02:02

I saw the... When I

1:02:04

saw the tweet, it was like, Ninja gives his thoughts. I

1:02:07

got worried. I'm not gonna lie. But, Ninja... He

1:02:10

came through for us. Come on,

1:02:12

who's gonna-this is like the biggest layup for anybody.

1:02:14

Well, you'd think so, but... They're

1:02:16

like, I did-I... I

1:02:19

agree. Sexting miners is not good. A miner!

1:02:24

Uh, anyway, so that's that. It

1:02:26

sounds like the queen has arrived, hey? I think

1:02:29

they're in the building, yeah. Yeah. Here's,

1:02:32

uh, Ninja's take on it. Let's

1:02:35

hear it. Um, I just wanna touch on some things lately, guys. Obviously,

1:02:38

there's been a lot of drama that's been going on, uh,

1:02:41

not involving me, but you guys know what I'm talking about. Um,

1:02:44

and I just got two things to say, and

1:02:48

then we're just gonna move on and keep

1:02:50

playing Fortnite. Alright, number one. Anything involving a

1:02:53

miner? Uh,

1:02:55

I'm gonna say, uh, anything involving a

1:02:57

miner at all, no matter what it is, is

1:03:01

not okay, it's messed up, and it's

1:03:03

illegal, and it's pretty simple,

1:03:05

so, especially if you- Wait,

1:03:08

when did he get a- When

1:03:10

did he get a tatted sleeve? That's

1:03:12

new, right? Bad

1:03:14

boy Blevins, dude. Dude, he's in

1:03:16

his bad boy era. He got a

1:03:18

whole ass sleeve, what did he get? He got a whole ass sleeve,

1:03:20

he got a smoking out wife. No, brah.

1:03:24

What? Sandwich

1:03:26

with extra mayo. I got

1:03:28

a smoke and a hot wife, you know what I'm saying? Try

1:03:30

to find pictures of his tatt, I'm curious. I get him. But

1:03:34

like, come on, it's a no-brainer, right?

1:03:36

That's number one, and number two, with

1:03:38

the whole doc situation and, um, and

1:03:42

just what's been released these last two days, like, here's

1:03:45

what I'll point out, for

1:03:47

now. And that is,

1:03:49

if you guys don't know, who-

1:03:52

which is the game that

1:03:55

Doc helped build, right, and

1:03:57

create, and he was a part of the company, did

1:04:00

their own- investigative research behind the

1:04:02

scenes, right, and

1:04:06

found enough, right, found

1:04:08

enough evidence to let him go from

1:04:12

the company, right, not like,

1:04:14

not administrative leave, not,

1:04:17

we'll address this later, like,

1:04:21

let him go after doing their own research,

1:04:23

right, and after doing their own internal investigation

1:04:25

behind the scenes. So, like,

1:04:29

if that's not enough, right, evidence

1:04:32

or enough to, like,

1:04:35

they found something is what I'm trying to say, okay, now

1:04:37

let's, like, I've seen

1:04:40

a bunch of clips out there, I've seen a bunch of

1:04:42

stuff from XUC, like, who said, apparently there's more stuff coming

1:04:44

out, so until then it's

1:04:47

only been two days into the situation, so let's just

1:04:49

wait until we see more.

1:04:51

We saw more. That's all I have to say,

1:04:54

and it was saying I didn't do anything illegal

1:04:56

or, like, there was no wrongdoing. I mean, a

1:04:58

lawsuit at the end of the day, not a

1:05:00

lawsuit, but a settlement, right, because there's talks about

1:05:03

a settlement, a settlement, no

1:05:05

matter what it looks like publicly, it

1:05:08

usually means someone did something,

1:05:10

right, or there was some truth to some,

1:05:13

enough truth, like, you settle to cover things,

1:05:15

not always, to not let things get out

1:05:17

there, all right, so,

1:05:19

but in this case, when Twitch abandoned,

1:05:21

then, like, yeah, something definitely happened. And

1:05:25

it's not funny. So,

1:05:27

shut up, I like Ninja. He's growing up, he's

1:05:30

got a tat, he's not doing the blue hair

1:05:32

anymore, he's got a cool little, like, the bangs

1:05:34

going on, using that tank top, love

1:05:36

that. I like the Ninja aesthetic

1:05:38

right now. How are we feeling about it? How

1:05:42

are we feeling? Are we

1:05:44

chug-jugging or what? Yo, you know

1:05:46

we are, boy! That's

1:05:48

right. Hey, let's go, that's

1:05:50

my boy. Or just

1:05:53

look stuff up. I feel like we could

1:05:56

still be friends. There's still a door we can

1:05:58

walk through. You think so? Yeah, yeah,

1:06:00

I think so. Just let's just

1:06:02

keep on waiting for some more stuff. Sorry

1:06:04

more evidence Moving

1:06:07

on in the future, but done with the drama.

1:06:09

I didn't even want to talk about this because I hate stuff

1:06:11

like this But

1:06:13

you know as being in the community like a

1:06:16

leader of the community and same with the docking

1:06:18

leader community like I had To touch on it.

1:06:20

That's my two cents Don't

1:06:22

fucking text miners or do any of that shit. It

1:06:25

shouldn't be that difficult. Everybody knows that Everybody

1:06:27

knows that good statement by ninja and I like

1:06:29

that. He's like, here's what happened now Let's play

1:06:32

fortnight back to business baby back

1:06:34

to the important shit. Yeah now

1:06:36

watch this drive energy I

1:06:39

was curious about Now

1:06:42

watch this 360 yeah That

1:06:45

room. Oh, yeah, this is a George Bush one.

1:06:47

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Love that. I'm

1:06:49

curious what the coping looks like I

1:06:51

stand with dr. Disrespect Is

1:06:56

This a person like is this actually a person

1:06:59

2,500 likes So

1:07:01

let me get this straight. So nothing illegal

1:07:03

happened now people can drop this nonsense If

1:07:07

you say Sure, for

1:07:10

sure. Let me ask you this Apollo. Would

1:07:12

you let Doc babysit your daughter? Would

1:07:18

you know I That's

1:07:22

all I'm saying so I found

1:07:24

one funny supporter Jake Franklin

1:07:26

the second screenshot I said

1:07:28

that's Mr. Beast

1:07:30

guy that was talking shit on Oh

1:07:33

the Viking guys. Yeah, of course. Whoa There's

1:07:38

a lot of older dudes dude like Love

1:07:42

you doc. See you when I get back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:07:45

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Bro,

1:07:47

just said we love it You

1:07:50

better That's

1:07:53

crazy right now. Holy

1:07:56

smokes God

1:08:00

From the block can't wait for the next stream.

1:08:02

This is the top post on his subreddit. Let's see I Think

1:08:06

this sums up why I can't take any

1:08:08

of those defending him seriously. Here's a comment.

1:08:10

He did He did

1:08:12

so it makes me think she

1:08:14

was like a juicy 17

1:08:16

year old that was game as fuck

1:08:19

and not some 12 year old girl. Hold

1:08:21

Jesus Yeah,

1:08:25

so there there was like a bit of a progression before

1:08:28

It's funny. His tweet the

1:08:30

long one that we read through is really what sunk

1:08:32

him with his own fans Unsurprisingly

1:08:35

because prior to that his sub was

1:08:37

running defense for him quite a bit

1:08:41

Now if you go to his sub

1:08:43

pretty much all of them are either

1:08:45

post saying They're So

1:08:47

disappointed in him and can't watch him

1:08:49

anymore or that kind of thing I

1:08:52

think people calling out weird comments this

1:08:54

this always happens when there's like a

1:08:56

big drama people flood the subreddit So

1:09:00

I don't think it's an accurate representation most of

1:09:02

the posts are just making fun of his defenders

1:09:04

But I feel like in a week or two.

1:09:06

We'll we'll see who's left. Yeah, you

1:09:09

know, I'm something of a lawyer myself This sub right now

1:09:11

it cams meme is on

1:09:13

the top page scroll down a little bit as well as

1:09:17

950 of votes without the watermark

1:09:19

again fuckers

1:09:22

doc on the run doc with

1:09:24

the ukulele on standby This

1:09:28

post is uh Where

1:09:31

is it how the fuck are you defending this guy

1:09:33

15,000 likes not

1:09:36

looking good Not

1:09:38

looking good Alrighty.

1:09:41

Well with all that being said we have a

1:09:43

special guest here enough with the shenanigans Let

1:09:48

us talk with the Queen as we I'm

1:09:51

just gonna go pee and then we'll come

1:09:53

back and we'll get started with our our

1:09:57

meet-in Greek Okay

1:09:59

I'll be right back. Sounds

1:10:02

good. Did

1:10:08

you get this? For

1:10:10

the Queen. This is nice.

1:10:14

This is nice. This is nice. I'm diggin

1:10:16

this. Shout

1:10:18

out. Let

1:10:26

me pop open my super chat log right

1:10:28

now. How we all doing people? I

1:10:30

hope you're all good out there. Hope

1:10:33

you're all feeling gorgeous. Hope you're all

1:10:35

feeling special because you are each

1:10:37

and every one of you. All

1:10:40

right, here we go. Oh, I wanted to

1:10:42

say thank you to... Sorry

1:10:51

about that. You

1:10:54

know, it's bad when no neck mercs distance

1:10:56

himself from Dr. Kid Inspector. Did he? Because

1:10:59

he was defending him at first. Maybe

1:11:01

there's been an update. I'll look for that.

1:11:03

But thank you. Ballet Patcanny. My

1:11:06

first super chat ever. I've

1:11:08

been watching since 2015. I really appreciate

1:11:10

it. Hey, Gurley from my celebrity crush.

1:11:12

Oh, Olivia. Olivia! She's

1:11:18

not here. All right. I've been

1:11:20

listening to Olivia the entire time. I can do it. I'm not

1:11:22

your celebrity crush, but hey, Gurley. Olivia

1:11:24

has found herself in hot, possibly soon

1:11:26

to be boiling water. Ian,

1:11:30

give us a hey, Gurley. Yeah,

1:11:33

I'm doing it. Oh, OK. I'm

1:11:37

going to get a shout out for my 25th birthday. My frontal lobe is now developed. Yes,

1:11:39

Maddie. Congrats. Congrats

1:11:41

on that gray matter. Girl, you're

1:11:44

doing it. You're doing it. Here's $20 one.

1:11:47

Yella. Love you guys.

1:11:49

I want to get you all more live show dates

1:11:51

in other cities. Please let me do the

1:11:53

work for you. OK.

1:11:56

I mean, we've talked about it quite a

1:11:58

bit on the show that we would eventually.

1:12:00

like to hit up some other cities. The

1:12:02

big thing is they keep

1:12:04

having kids. So they got all these young

1:12:06

children, but maybe another year or two when

1:12:09

Sunny's a little bit more grown up, we

1:12:12

can do a road show. Julian

1:12:15

Higgins with the 20 Hey Crew, Break

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a Leg Friday. Thank you. Donating in honor

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of our 16-year-old pup, Charlie, who recently journeyed

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over the Rainbow Bridge. Oh, Charlie, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry about that. I guess we just

1:12:26

miss our old friend. Just we miss our

1:12:29

old friend. Thanks for the goofs

1:12:31

and calves to help me get through it. You're

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welcome, Julian. Sorry for your loss. Love you. Love

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you. $13.33 donation.

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This is MSG3. After

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this, no more mouse-sized super

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chats today. Peace and love.

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Happy birthday to us June babies. We are

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superior. This is

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message number three. Okay. Oh,

1:12:56

okay. You're using a lot of

1:12:58

abbreviations there. I wasn't quite following, but thank you. Oh,

1:13:02

yeah. Earlier, there was a 20

1:13:04

gifted donation from

1:13:08

Brad Tasten Music. Shout out. Thank you

1:13:10

for that donation. I

1:13:14

believe I heard he might

1:13:16

be at the live show, actually. So maybe

1:13:18

we'll finally get to meet this

1:13:20

benefactor of ours. Rev

1:13:23

Heroth closed it

1:13:25

with my brother. Well, I

1:13:27

remember that name from the

1:13:29

other day. What was the

1:13:32

context of that? Rev Heroth.

1:13:37

Shout out to Tom Ward. Tom Heads Rise Up. Oh,

1:13:39

right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. It was

1:13:41

a Tom Head. It was a Tom Head. Any

1:13:45

update on the traffic situation

1:13:47

in Algrimmar? No, it's...

1:13:51

No, next to you. Yeah. There

1:13:54

are no updates on Algrimmar. Usually,

1:13:56

it's pretty light on

1:13:58

Algrimmar. Yeah, it's pretty light. Mm-hmm. No,

1:14:00

you're probably good Rachel

1:14:02

Gaddis been a fan since 2016 birthday

1:14:04

is on June 4th While

1:14:07

July 4th, sorry while y'all break could I

1:14:09

please get a 26 fuck you? Love

1:14:13

y'all full homo excited to see fellow foot

1:14:15

soldiers Friday. Hey shout out. We'll see you

1:14:18

there Rachel Nice

1:14:20

thank you or it's ritual not Rachel. So

1:14:23

um ritual So

1:14:26

the Queen is on standby. So what I want

1:14:28

to do is roll our intro video and then

1:14:31

We'll come back with the

1:14:33

Royal royalty American

1:14:37

royalty Roll it

1:14:39

roll it. We're here at cosmos blam

1:14:41

squad Cosmo is the queen of

1:14:43

Melrose last week. I was on Melrose buying a

1:14:46

vape I felt a little tap and I heard

1:14:48

oh my god I love your makeup and I

1:14:50

responded with oh my god I love you because

1:14:52

it was Cosmo her dad was in the mob

1:14:55

and And

1:14:57

her uncle and dad worked at

1:14:59

the palms restaurant. My father gets a job at

1:15:01

the palm restaurant So today we're gonna be styling

1:15:03

me and I think three different looks my hopes

1:15:05

coming out of this is that I'm gonna be

1:15:07

a more artistic magical Podcaster so

1:15:09

let's come on inside. Yeah, it looked

1:15:12

like sisters before you were my inspo

1:15:14

girl You're my and I found it

1:15:16

in the gas station and look what

1:15:18

I found. I'm gay and I would

1:15:20

hit that Maybe

1:15:22

hit it twice The

1:15:24

Queen of Melrose herself with her smoky

1:15:26

eye. I just told my makeup artist

1:15:28

do my makeup just like Olivia Oh

1:15:31

my gosh. Well today, I'm gonna learn how to

1:15:33

be just like you we're gonna do a make

1:15:35

up. Are you ready? I'm so ready I've never

1:15:37

been more ready. Yeah, so we have like a

1:15:39

rock and roll look and then

1:15:41

also it's festival season So

1:15:44

we're gonna do a very dramatic festival look which

1:15:46

one should we do first, which one do you

1:15:48

think's more fun? Let's do the festival done. I

1:15:50

wish my clients were all easy like that. Yes.

1:15:53

You have my credit card report. It's stolen Yes,

1:15:55

I love it. So, you know what I'm thinking

1:15:57

for you because you're actually very very beautiful sit

1:16:00

at your snatch. Thank you so much.

1:16:02

So we're gonna do something really dramatic. I'm

1:16:04

thinking, this is Burning Man.

1:16:07

Oh my gosh. So consider like you're like

1:16:09

a snake in the desert, but I'm also

1:16:11

feeling this. Ooh. Let's

1:16:14

do the snake. Snake. Cause I'm feeling

1:16:16

a little Christmas vibes with this one. Let me

1:16:18

show you my dressing rooms. When you get to

1:16:20

the glory holes, you're there. You love the glory

1:16:22

holes? I do love the glory holes. Yes, Jolly.

1:16:24

They look just like him. I love this jacket

1:16:26

you've got on. So it's my whole family treat.

1:16:29

Everybody I love is on this jacket. We're gonna

1:16:31

put Olivia next week. I've been on Maros for

1:16:33

like 35 years. I

1:16:35

started doing clothing, like projects. Feel like

1:16:37

the rock and roll guys, like Tommy

1:16:39

Lee and NSYNC. And I started designing

1:16:41

clothes for these people. And then before

1:16:44

you know it, I've saved some money

1:16:46

and I opened up Cosmos. Everybody has

1:16:48

a story. So I'm like a therapist

1:16:50

and a fashion designer. I do these

1:16:52

makeovers, but it literally changes people's lives.

1:16:55

Oh my gosh. She's got bodies a lot.

1:16:58

Oh my gosh. She's built like a Puerto

1:17:00

Rican from the Bronx. I love you. Oh

1:17:02

my God. This is better than Oprah. This

1:17:04

is like a before and after. I can't

1:17:07

take it. Do you feel power? I do

1:17:09

feel power. Okay, I'm gonna go get a

1:17:11

head piece. It's very heavy though. So if

1:17:13

you get a hernia, I have insurance. Lisa.

1:17:17

Can I call one of my employees? Lisa.

1:17:19

Do me a favor, just put the

1:17:21

hair back a little bit. Scott, squat

1:17:24

down. I feel like I'm being crowned

1:17:26

queen. You're being crowned girl. The

1:17:29

queen of Melrose. Yes. Basically this is

1:17:31

how you go to Ralph's in Los Angeles, by

1:17:33

the way. I'm about to get myself

1:17:35

a Haley B. Bush movie. Mickey Mouse

1:17:37

realness. Oh my God. Mickey

1:17:40

Mouse club never looks so hot. Work

1:17:42

it out mama. You have to bring

1:17:44

the cookies and the cake. Okay Melrose,

1:17:46

Olivia has arrived. Olivia

1:17:49

has arrived. There you go, give me a few

1:17:51

moments girl. Just give us a little pose. Yes.

1:17:54

Yes girl. Is it heavy? Yeah,

1:17:56

like I feel it on my like head a

1:17:58

little bit. It feels like I have really

1:18:01

healthy hair. It's very helpful that it's 100 degrees and humid.

1:18:04

It is super helpful. This is exactly what

1:18:06

you wear to Malibu. I'm feeling the power.

1:18:08

I'm feeling the power as well. I'm feeling

1:18:10

the Cosmo. I gotta give you a hug.

1:18:12

Thank you so much. You ready for another

1:18:15

look, Mama? I've never been more. You're changing

1:18:17

things today. Yeah, we gotta change things, honey.

1:18:19

You know, there's a lot going on. There's

1:18:21

a lot of fashion and sobriety and mental

1:18:23

illness. Nobody's perfect, so just make it fabulous.

1:18:26

Throw some glitter on it. That's what I

1:18:28

do. You are my sister. I love her.

1:18:30

I love her. I feel like you came

1:18:32

out of my vagina. I did. I

1:18:35

was there. And I went out. And

1:18:37

you went. And there you were. You said that

1:18:39

didn't even hurt at all. Didn't hurt, girl. I just needed

1:18:41

a little accident if that was it. Olivia! So

1:18:43

I have to do this. Try that

1:18:46

first. It's gorgeous. You might

1:18:48

catch me with a cigarette. There's a lot of

1:18:50

people that come in the store and they see

1:18:52

the cigarette. And I'm like, welcome to Ash Wednesday.

1:18:56

The scarab is supposed to look like cigarettes. I'm like, yes,

1:18:58

I'm going to raise the price. Call

1:19:00

the high low dress. It feels beautiful. It is.

1:19:03

It is beautiful. And she's got pockets. I

1:19:05

love people love pockets. So it's got people loves. And

1:19:09

if you want to be more snatched, this

1:19:11

is my magic belt. Oh my god. A

1:19:13

worm in the bottle. Are we

1:19:16

kidding right now? No, this dress literally

1:19:18

keeps me open. Okay, so I needed

1:19:20

this belt yesterday. Yes, yes, it's fabulous.

1:19:23

Oh! If you want to give us

1:19:25

a little Tony Braxton 1985. Meet

1:19:28

Grace Jones meets Olivia. Meet Queen

1:19:30

of Malibu. Yes. Oh, I feel

1:19:32

so beautiful. I love this. So

1:19:34

that's the magic. And

1:19:37

then if you want, you can

1:19:39

add a little. There is

1:19:41

no such thing as a person. Oh, now I'm

1:19:43

a witch. The coven is calling. Is she a

1:19:45

good witch? Or is she a bad

1:19:47

witch? Stevie Nicks was

1:19:49

Stevie with Stevie. Give us a little twirl. There

1:19:52

you go. Yes. As

1:19:55

long as it's not a Britney twirl, we're going

1:19:57

to be okay. Because she doesn't stop twirling. That's

1:20:00

our all day with the night. She spots

1:20:02

her turns though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was dance class

1:20:04

girl. That was dance class. Did you go to dance

1:20:06

class? Yes, I did a fun one. Because I find

1:20:08

you very graceful. I'm a hustle dancer. Oh. You

1:20:11

got to be a little girl, she can move. Yeah. That's

1:20:13

the lift, mama. I love this so much. And it keeps on

1:20:15

giving. You're so right. And I keep getting.

1:20:17

I'm going to give you one. Are you serious? So you

1:20:19

two can wear it to Ralph. Thank you

1:20:22

so much. Oh, say

1:20:24

yes to the dress. Say yes to

1:20:26

the dress. This is amazing. I

1:20:28

feel like a different girl. The queen of maros has

1:20:30

changed everything for me. How did you feel at first

1:20:32

going out front with this as a snake? It was

1:20:34

so hot. I

1:20:37

was, I don't remember it. We have one more.

1:20:39

Are you ready? Oh, I've never been more ready.

1:20:41

So it's actually a blouse, but it acts like

1:20:43

a dress. So we're going to do being at

1:20:45

its summer just to get the most out of

1:20:47

this, the most free drinks. We're

1:20:50

going to do shorts. Done. And

1:20:52

rinse. Repeat. And repeat.

1:20:54

Yeah. Yes. Can I show you

1:20:57

some pictures and you can tell

1:20:59

me how you would style somebody? Yes.

1:21:02

This, this guy hosts our show. Oh, okay.

1:21:04

How would you style him? First of

1:21:06

all, he needs a queen of maros

1:21:08

t-shirt and I would do some black

1:21:10

pants, kind of like skinny pants that

1:21:13

stretch because clearly we need stretch, like

1:21:15

a little hat situation, maybe a little

1:21:17

biker jacket. This man has a lot

1:21:20

of potential. So I would just do the maros starter

1:21:22

kit. Okay. Which is like

1:21:24

black, black and

1:21:27

more black. How would you style

1:21:29

this guy here? Oh,

1:21:31

I would have him style me. Yeah.

1:21:35

He looks like he's got a lot up

1:21:37

his sleeve. I think he's already got swag.

1:21:39

He's from Jersey. From Jersey? But why

1:21:41

he doesn't look like Joey, but a Fucco at

1:21:44

all. No poly D here. I think he's cool.

1:21:46

He's got the New York starter kit. Yeah. What

1:21:49

do you think of his hairline? I

1:21:53

kind of was a hairdresser, so I specialize

1:21:55

in shit like this. So would you give

1:21:57

him my number and tell him to come

1:21:59

see me? do an exorcism on that and

1:22:01

he'll get a lap dance right after. Oh,

1:22:04

darling! I love that

1:22:06

you did this over. Was that your idea? Yes,

1:22:08

it was my idea. You start tomorrow at 11

1:22:10

o'clock. Oh, I got done. I do this to

1:22:12

my clients and I just confuse them until

1:22:15

they give me their credit card. So this jacket

1:22:17

is ostrich. Like,

1:22:20

say you're gonna go meet your boyfriend's

1:22:22

parents for dinner. Right. You could actually

1:22:24

do a bow. Let's put the witch

1:22:27

head back on. Oh, they're amazing. There

1:22:29

we go. Insane! Just live your best

1:22:31

life, John B. That's just great. I

1:22:34

feel different. Fabulous. I'm different, yeah, I'm

1:22:36

different. Hold up! Hup! Hup!

1:22:39

Hup! Hup! I think we should just work in

1:22:42

the window. She's dropping it like it's hot. Girl,

1:22:44

get it, get it, get it, get it. Oh,

1:22:46

well, see all the clients coming, girl? I love

1:22:48

it, girl. Yeah. How

1:22:52

would you style Zach here? Zach is

1:22:54

gory. Like, I have a little girl

1:22:56

crush on Zach. I think it's the

1:22:58

hair. The long Fabio hair. I

1:23:00

can't believe it's not butter. I can't with him.

1:23:02

I mean, I could, but I

1:23:04

can't. Should we style him? You wanna be styled?

1:23:07

Yeah, if you do a moment. We should, yeah.

1:23:09

Let's do a moment. Let's just do like a

1:23:11

badass kind of rock and roll. Like a 38.

1:23:14

I already got your sizes down. That's

1:23:17

why I'm so close to you. That's

1:23:19

like, I think I owe you money. Your

1:23:22

mattress is free! Try

1:23:24

those on, they stretch like a condom. I'm

1:23:27

bisexual. If I can't get it, I buy it.

1:23:30

My bar is a crack whore. So I

1:23:32

have a show on Planet the Echoplex. I don't know,

1:23:34

maybe something for that, you know? I would love to

1:23:37

style the fuck out of you. Let's do it. Are

1:23:39

you on Spotify? Yeah. Can

1:23:41

we play you right now? Sure. Put

1:23:43

Zach Lewis on Spotify. I

1:23:45

just found out he's a fucking superstar. Excuse me.

1:23:48

No, he's giving a rockstar that one. Yes, I

1:23:50

just want you to know that all the rockstars

1:23:52

go commando. Well, that's him.

1:23:54

That's him singing. Wow. Look

1:23:57

at him. He's got pipes, hold on.

1:24:00

Hold on. This is

1:24:02

like danceable. Olivia! Oh

1:24:04

my god! Dance

1:24:08

party, girls, dance party. Yeah!

1:24:14

This Zach Lewis original. This

1:24:17

is really Zach. Oh

1:24:19

my god, Zach! Can I

1:24:21

peek in your dressing room? Guess

1:24:23

who I got in my dressing room? A

1:24:25

rock star. Yo! What

1:24:29

are y'all painting? Woo! That's

1:24:31

how I rock, man! You

1:24:33

better work! We're gonna do

1:24:35

a little lady crowd. Let's ring. That's the new

1:24:37

Grammy way to cover, right there. Do him the

1:24:39

watch. We

1:24:43

need the Queen of Elrose here. Yeah, cars,

1:24:45

girl. Is this you too? Yeah, yeah. No

1:24:48

fucking way! I

1:24:50

gotta girl grass. Zach

1:24:54

Lewis live at the A complex. Can you say that?

1:24:56

And it all started in the gas station. And

1:24:58

all started out. Now we're having a dance party.

1:25:01

This is the best day of my life, who

1:25:03

knew? Mwah!

1:25:09

Look at everybody. That's what the Queen does for 35

1:25:11

years, okay? Changing

1:25:14

lives. Alright,

1:25:16

perfect. Oh

1:25:18

my god! Wow!

1:25:22

Who was that? She looked so

1:25:24

good! Yeah! Amazing. That was

1:25:26

amazing. Guys, I want

1:25:29

to tell you, I don't even watch

1:25:31

myself. And I just

1:25:33

enjoyed the fuck out of myself right now. You're

1:25:35

amazing. That was all you, girl. I'm gonna rub

1:25:37

one out in the bathtub. I

1:25:41

know, I've heard of people. That

1:25:45

was so great. Thank you for being here. The

1:25:47

most incredible way. Ian, Ian! I need a hug.

1:25:49

Hug you! He's so amazing. Ian,

1:25:52

come give a hug. Come on, a hug.

1:25:54

Tomorrow, 11 o'clock. Come

1:25:57

on, let's get a hug in. You too

1:25:59

much. Thank you you're amazing Amazing

1:26:03

honestly like I thought I'll hug you you want

1:26:05

to hug. Yeah, you know what you feel in

1:26:07

the mood Yeah, no he'll he he's

1:26:09

here for it Very

1:26:16

good. This is like thank

1:26:19

you for coming welcome to the show Glad

1:26:22

you guys had fun here. Is that sure okay? Thank

1:26:25

you a big bless. Sorry the AC is kind

1:26:28

of not working today So

1:26:32

you met a live at the gas station

1:26:34

is that that's kind of crazy Thank

1:26:40

you Yeah,

1:26:42

yeah, you got it girl

1:26:44

she looks pressed today So

1:26:47

what what how did you guys meet? So

1:26:51

I was buying a pack of cigarettes getting

1:26:53

some gas on Melrose and Highland at the

1:26:55

gas station We're in your neighborhood and my

1:26:57

am I hood yeah And then I walk

1:26:59

in the gas station and then she's clearly

1:27:02

just standing there. What were you buying? I

1:27:04

was buying a vape. She's buying right Smoke

1:27:07

right because of our nerves anyway

1:27:11

Yes, and I saw clearly her makeup

1:27:13

is amazing and I've done makeup and

1:27:15

hair for years So I

1:27:17

noticed these things and I was like girl

1:27:20

you a makeup artist as she goes. I

1:27:23

know who you are I

1:27:26

know who you are wait and I

1:27:28

live where did you get acquainted with

1:27:30

the Queen here the Queen via?

1:27:32

Tiktok soft white underbelly all

1:27:34

the clips so I saw

1:27:37

I saw Cosmo get out of her car, and I

1:27:39

was like And

1:27:41

I was like I'm not gonna say anything I just like

1:27:43

I don't want to I don't want to disturb you know

1:27:45

I don't know what you're doing if you're having a good

1:27:48

day And then as soon as you open that window I

1:27:50

really I took my moment and I let you know And

1:27:53

I made people wait the line was long And

1:27:56

you guys exchange numbers we

1:27:58

exchanged Instagram. Oh, that's good That's safe.

1:28:00

That's the safest one at the gas station.

1:28:02

You never know. Yeah. But it's not funny

1:28:04

how the universe works. Yeah. And then the

1:28:06

next week she's filming in my store. And

1:28:09

the best day of my life. And now I'm here. And now

1:28:11

you're here. So you are called the queen

1:28:13

of Melrose. You've opened a bunch of stores

1:28:15

on Melrose. You currently have stores on Melrose.

1:28:17

Yes. Which you guys were at. What is

1:28:19

it called by the way? That was Cosmos

1:28:21

Glam Squad. Okay. That's the OG store. Is

1:28:23

there a squad there or are you the

1:28:25

squad? We're the Glam Squad. We

1:28:28

are. All my employees

1:28:31

are stylists. So they're not

1:28:33

only sales people, but they know how to style.

1:28:35

They all do makeup. They all know

1:28:37

how to do hair. The full package. Yeah. So

1:28:39

basically you're not just coming in. Most

1:28:41

likely when you come in, one of my employees

1:28:43

is going to style you and do a makeover

1:28:46

that you're absolutely going to love. Right. And

1:28:48

you have several stores. You have other stores? I

1:28:50

have three. So what are the other two? The

1:28:52

other one is Shuhor LA. I love it. Yes.

1:28:56

The Instagrams is where we, can we

1:28:59

curse? Yes, you can. Okay. Where we fuck for

1:29:01

shoes. Oh, wow. Yeah.

1:29:04

That is tremendous. So basically I

1:29:06

heard a story years ago that

1:29:08

a celebrity went

1:29:11

to the village when she first got signed and

1:29:13

she didn't have enough money for a pair of

1:29:15

shoes. So she fucked for her shoes.

1:29:18

So that kind of still with me for

1:29:20

years and years and years. And then after

1:29:22

pandemic, I'm like, let's open a shoe store.

1:29:24

Because Melrose. It's a great name. Yeah. So

1:29:26

Melrose has a lot of sneaker stores, but

1:29:28

they don't have any glamorous shoe stores. Right.

1:29:30

So then that's when I came in. Yes.

1:29:33

So we opened up, yeah, Shuhor LA.

1:29:36

Shuhor LA. Yes. I

1:29:38

know it's not cheap opening a store

1:29:40

on Melrose. It's kind of, I

1:29:42

have the formula. You

1:29:44

know, there's a formula. What's the formula? Do I have to pay for

1:29:46

it? The formula is like you got to be there for 25 years.

1:29:50

I've been there for 35 years. So what

1:29:52

happened? The landlords are happy

1:29:54

to see me. You know, basically they treat me

1:29:57

right with the rent. Right. Because I know I

1:29:59

keep them out. I was kind of alive. Okay.

1:30:02

I've been there so long. You're

1:30:04

the mayor of Melrose. I'm the queen of

1:30:06

Melrose. The mayor, the queen. Yes.

1:30:09

That's a real title. And I also have another

1:30:11

store called Cosmo in Donato. So

1:30:14

basically I brought my partner in. This

1:30:16

is before COVID six years ago, because

1:30:19

the stores became like a monster with

1:30:21

Burning Man and this and that. And

1:30:23

then I started making my own clothing.

1:30:26

So I asked my friend, who

1:30:28

was my sponsor in AA for

1:30:30

many years. So I know this

1:30:32

guy really, really good. And

1:30:35

I was like, would you like to come on board and

1:30:37

be my partner? And he's just as

1:30:39

passionate about fashion and he

1:30:41

makes amazing art and he's just unbelievable. So

1:30:43

he became my partner at Cosmo in Donato.

1:30:46

So now we have a label together, Cosmo.

1:30:48

So wait, what, oh, that's, so you guys

1:30:50

make clothing there? Yes. Wow. You got a

1:30:53

whole operation. How's business? Sucks.

1:30:57

It's tough. It's a tough out there, especially

1:30:59

in clothing stuff. My wife owns a clothing

1:31:01

company and it's, It's rough. Yeah,

1:31:04

it's rough. It's like, I've been on

1:31:06

Melrose for so many years and I've

1:31:08

been through depressions and repressions and I

1:31:10

never seen it like this. Really? Yeah.

1:31:13

Like the walking traffic is really, that's

1:31:15

why I started going on camera. Because

1:31:18

basically I was like, okay,

1:31:21

social media. I had all the walk-ins. I

1:31:23

didn't need social media for years and years

1:31:26

and years. Burning Man's my Christmas.

1:31:29

That's why I'm very excited right now because

1:31:31

it's like festival season and it's Burning Man.

1:31:34

But for the last few years, we didn't get Burning Man. So

1:31:37

basically, yeah,

1:31:42

it's been really rough. It's been really rough.

1:31:44

So basically that's why I started getting on

1:31:46

camera and

1:31:48

then I gained some weight and I'm like, no,

1:31:51

I don't want to be on camera. Nobody, everybody's

1:31:53

like, you're a personality. You are. I get on

1:31:55

social media now, Cosmo now, and

1:31:57

I started getting on camera and

1:32:00

that's it. I started getting fans and

1:32:03

I met Olivia Like

1:32:06

my store when I walk in there's like

1:32:08

literally fans waiting for me for real That's

1:32:10

a they buy stuff they buy my merch

1:32:12

most okay, so they'll buy like a truck

1:32:14

a hat for $39 Is

1:32:16

that a that's a that's a good margin item, right? Yeah People

1:32:22

let's buy let's do it is Queen of Mero

1:32:30

So lucky to have She's

1:32:32

terrific by the way my wife just commented. She

1:32:35

says I love this so much my wife. Oh

1:32:37

my god. Where is she? She's

1:32:39

at home. Okay. Hi wifey. Hello her

1:32:41

name Sheila. Maybe you could bring her in the

1:32:43

store Maybe yeah She

1:32:47

does it's definitely hitting different notes. Okay.

1:32:49

Yeah, it's like hoodies and t-shirts. Yeah,

1:32:51

we hit all the notes. Yeah So

1:32:56

But no, she she dresses. Uh, so

1:32:58

wait, there's a there's a weird crossover. I'm gonna

1:33:00

bring it up We have another

1:33:02

guy we've spoken to on the show called shirtless Eddie.

1:33:04

Do you know who that is? I Don't

1:33:07

know Okay,

1:33:11

so this is interesting So so

1:33:13

he featured you in one of his

1:33:15

tik-toks that we watched before we knew

1:33:17

who you were Look right here.

1:33:19

Do you remember this in

1:33:21

a grocery store? Okay, let

1:33:24

me play this for you. Hey, what are you

1:33:26

doing in Walmart with your shirt off? Put your

1:33:28

shirt back on Now

1:33:33

I have to ask you I have never seen anyone

1:33:35

like this in my life So

1:33:38

this is my this is one of

1:33:40

my vendors and my best friend. Okay,

1:33:42

this is punk guitar punk from England

1:33:45

Kind of grew up with boy George. Okay,

1:33:47

I see I see the okay So he's

1:33:49

a designer and he makes the

1:33:52

most amazing everything he touches by hand

1:33:54

turns to gold So

1:33:56

I sell his stuff. I sell his

1:33:58

jacket. He's got an amazing Amazing line

1:34:00

yeah, and I forgot that day and

1:34:02

we were in Walmart. Where

1:34:04

were we Ralph like it? Yeah, look what

1:34:07

is that? He goes to Walmart. Okay, Walmart.

1:34:09

Okay. I do not remember that day at

1:34:11

all Maybe it will jog your man. It

1:34:13

gets a little it gets a little weirder.

1:34:15

Yeah Remember

1:34:27

this guy Certainly

1:34:29

said I

1:34:36

mean, that's just a testament to how interesting your

1:34:38

life my life is so cray cray because I

1:34:40

would never forget You have certainly said I have

1:34:42

a lot of Eddie's like all day long Eddie's

1:34:44

nothing. Yeah topless Yeah,

1:34:48

yeah, yeah, yeah. Well there it is, but

1:34:50

that was a moment. Yes. That was definitely

1:34:52

a moment I was I was

1:34:54

really just curious about art mostly I want to ask

1:34:56

about your friend, but But

1:34:59

terrific. I love that. I mean, yeah, I've never

1:35:01

seen I just I Was

1:35:03

just never seen anything like this my whole life

1:35:05

on couture So he

1:35:08

makes headpieces. He makes jackets. He

1:35:10

makes beautiful beautiful clothing He

1:35:12

does for like Nicki Minaj. He does for

1:35:14

all the artists. Is this a How

1:35:17

do you an accent the macrame a plan

1:35:19

holder? No, that's

1:35:21

the he makes these red pieces like

1:35:23

burning man. Okay, and they're like braids

1:35:25

connected to like Dreadlocks very

1:35:28

cool, and he does everything by hand.

1:35:30

Nice. Yes so

1:35:34

Let's see here You know,

1:35:36

you look like the hot guy on Scarface,

1:35:38

right? The hot guy on Scarface You look

1:35:40

like my no law my man. He's giving

1:35:42

me man. Oh, let me look him up

1:35:44

here Yeah, I'm gonna type the hot dude

1:35:47

Right. Is he giving you manolo

1:35:49

by the value? Stephen Bauer? Oh

1:35:51

this guy Stephen Bauer. No, no

1:35:53

vibes I'll take it.

1:35:55

Usually I get like usually I get

1:35:57

Steve Earthly Oh

1:36:00

my god wait oh that's that does that photo looks like you.

1:36:02

We heard good things about it. Yeah, it definitely does.

1:36:05

Did he do a porn or something? Apparently yeah,

1:36:07

we actually went through it. He's the Stunt Cock.

1:36:09

Oh he's the Stunt Cock. Yeah. Do they

1:36:12

need one probably? Well, we don't know. Yeah. Were

1:36:14

you talking about screech? Probably if he used one.

1:36:16

Do you need one? Do

1:36:18

you need one on the subject? If- Just

1:36:21

for- So we dumped it.

1:36:23

Let's look it up. You can say it.

1:36:25

Yeah you can. However, YouTube has rules about like I guess

1:36:27

that's considered a slur. Oh yeah. But you're good because- We

1:36:30

have a button. We have a magic button. It

1:36:32

dumps the last 20 seconds. Oh, and I need that

1:36:34

desperately because I get us in trouble a lot. You

1:36:37

do. Yeah,

1:36:39

but thank you for saying I look like the handsome guy

1:36:41

from Scarface. I really appreciate that. And I heard-

1:36:46

And I heard- Speed,

1:36:48

fire? Yeah, I

1:36:51

see you like- Okay, we

1:36:53

love it. Love that. Ethan, you hear that? The

1:36:55

hairline. I'm known for

1:36:58

my hairline. I'm 39. I

1:37:00

just turned 39 yesterday. Oh you look great. You

1:37:02

got like the silver fox thing going on. You're

1:37:04

the best. Happy birthday. Thank

1:37:06

you guys for talking to us. You

1:37:09

know exactly how to butter people up. Of course.

1:37:12

That's why I get all my straight husbands. Oh

1:37:16

brother. Yeah. That's where I get all my

1:37:18

gay husbands. And I heard that you- Gay ones are too easy. I

1:37:21

heard you and Zach were hitting it off. Zach!

1:37:24

Hi Cosmo. Zach! The

1:37:27

dressing room memoirs. Yes!

1:37:34

I'm gonna come see you Cosmo. I had a great- Beautiful

1:37:36

hair. He's tall. All of it. What do

1:37:38

we love? He has a Rolex. I don't know if you noticed that. I didn't notice

1:37:40

the Rolex. I'm not big on designer things

1:37:43

like that. As long as they look sexy. You

1:37:46

know? It added- And dress sexy. That's

1:37:48

what I'm drawn to. It's like a

1:37:50

chemistry. You- I love that

1:37:52

outfit. I mean- Yeah you look dope.

1:37:54

I'm telling you. You cleaned up real-

1:37:56

Yeah. I'm dressing you for your show, right?

1:37:58

Yeah. Okay. I think that's

1:38:00

a great idea. I thought it

1:38:02

was perfect. It was Zach. It was a rock star. Yeah, it

1:38:04

was a short. Love you guys. He's

1:38:07

a big deal actually. The boots and all. What's

1:38:09

the record you have? You're the first artist to

1:38:11

sell out the... It's Roxy,

1:38:14

Troubadour, Viper

1:38:17

Room, all in the main

1:38:19

in like the last 20 years. It's

1:38:21

never been done. Calendar years. Wow. The

1:38:24

last person was Jimmy Hendrix. He's

1:38:27

a big deal. The guy can play. So

1:38:29

the first time I saw you I think was on

1:38:31

the soft underbelly and

1:38:33

I love that guy. How did you meet?

1:38:35

How did that come about? I

1:38:39

have a sponsor and an employee who

1:38:41

I helped get sober. So

1:38:43

I had no idea about this show,

1:38:46

Soft White Underbelly. And then everybody starts

1:38:48

calling me and they're like Brandon's on

1:38:50

Soft White Underbelly and he's hyping

1:38:52

you up and he's saying that you got him

1:38:54

sober. And he

1:38:56

worked for you and you're his guru and

1:38:58

you taught him everything he knows about the

1:39:00

clothing business. So now he's

1:39:02

in the clothing business. He's sober and he's very

1:39:04

successful. So

1:39:06

he called me. Excuse me, and

1:39:09

he's like Cosmo.

1:39:12

I told Mark all about you and he

1:39:14

wants you on Soft White Underbelly and I'm

1:39:16

like, well, what is that? So

1:39:19

anyway, I looked it up and I saw and he goes, alright,

1:39:22

I said I'll go on and he

1:39:24

goes, you know, you have a lot to share. You know, you could

1:39:26

help a lot of people. So I

1:39:28

went on Soft White Underbelly with Mark. Oh, can

1:39:30

you put the mic? Oh, I'm sorry. You're good.

1:39:32

You got a reminder. So I

1:39:35

went on Soft White Underbelly with Mark and yeah,

1:39:38

it was you know, he just asked me

1:39:40

like really personal questions about my story. He's

1:39:42

interesting. I like this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, he's

1:39:44

a great guy. He's a great guy and

1:39:47

basically, um the

1:39:50

next day that I kind

1:39:53

of went viral. It was

1:39:55

the start of me

1:39:57

like you

1:39:59

know The moment. The moment.

1:40:02

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:40:05

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:40:09

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1:40:12

Yeah. Yeah. Because

1:40:14

you know, it's like, he said I brought the solution

1:40:16

to his show because usually it's like gloom and doom.

1:40:19

That's interesting. You know, and he has all these

1:40:21

people, but he also said that I brought

1:40:23

the solution because I was

1:40:25

also like in the bushes, like where Rebecca downtown LA

1:40:27

had a bad drug problem, and like

1:40:29

probably the fifth time was a charm, you know,

1:40:31

it had to go like five rehabs. It's good

1:40:33

to know that, you know, if it

1:40:35

doesn't work, keep trying. Yeah. And

1:40:38

something like that. Yeah. Yeah. That's

1:40:42

my twin. Are you his twin for real? You

1:40:45

guys are fraternal twins? Come on. He's

1:40:48

the boy. Wait, you guys are identical? That's

1:40:50

Joey. You want to be honest? Yeah. That does

1:40:52

not make sense. You guys are fucking with me.

1:40:55

Are you guys related actually, even at all? What's

1:40:58

happening right now? We're two minutes apart. Okay.

1:41:01

So you guys are, you guys are actually twins. We're twins. Identical

1:41:04

twins. You guys are identical. Identical.

1:41:06

Can you come stand here? I got to see identical.

1:41:08

Can you come sit next to him? Come here, Joey.

1:41:11

That's amazing. But you seem taller. Are you

1:41:13

taller? I'm taller. Yeah.

1:41:15

It's like a half inch. I think he wears

1:41:17

the heels. Just a lot of those. Let me

1:41:19

get a look. Yeah. Identical. So

1:41:22

what, what's the point? What's it like growing

1:41:24

up together? You

1:41:30

guys, is it tough growing up identical twins? It

1:41:33

was great. It was great. It was just,

1:41:35

um, yeah. I mean, it was just like

1:41:37

normal, you know, we were just close. He

1:41:39

was my protector. Yeah. It was Joey. He

1:41:42

made it okay for me to go to school

1:41:44

with high heels and bell bottom

1:41:46

type hands. And he

1:41:48

was my bodyguard. Amazing. He was

1:41:50

always like he is now. He was always great.

1:41:52

He was always outgoing, you know, he's

1:41:55

always attracted, you

1:41:58

know, everyone, you know. People

1:42:00

you know people loved him you know as even as

1:42:02

a as a you know as a

1:42:04

young kid growing up And we grew

1:42:06

up in some rough areas Yeah of

1:42:09

New York City, and you know

1:42:11

you figure it would be a problem But people

1:42:13

just they they got to know him and they

1:42:15

just you know they fell in love

1:42:17

with Cosmo You know I mean I don't think I've

1:42:19

ever seen identical twins Diverge yeah,

1:42:21

so hard. Oh my yeah, you guys

1:42:23

don't look anything alive. Yeah, yeah I

1:42:25

think the school Babies,

1:42:28

you know we're identical. We were identical. I'll show

1:42:30

you I'll show you apart a baby We

1:42:33

used to switch classes and and our mom

1:42:35

used to dress us alike, so

1:42:37

we you know we would we'd look Really

1:42:40

that's a that's amazing. Well. Thank you so

1:42:42

much. I appreciate that wow that is so

1:42:44

interesting I I'm fascinated by

1:42:47

your guys's upbringing. I don't you I don't

1:42:49

know if you want to join us Joey

1:42:52

you can sit in if you like Joey does he like

1:42:54

being on camera. Yeah, do you want to join us go

1:42:57

sit over there Joe I? Mean

1:43:01

you're you're a dino cold twins. I

1:43:03

feel like that's a family yeah, yeah,

1:43:05

it's the other half Yeah, that Mike

1:43:07

should be sitting here with Manolo like

1:43:09

I'm excited but I'm

1:43:11

fascinated by your guys's upbringing on Orthodox

1:43:14

would be a Understatement

1:43:18

you grew up your parents

1:43:20

were both drug addicts. I know your dad was

1:43:23

My father would you know my father was doing drugs

1:43:25

you know back in the day It was like the

1:43:27

cocaine thing was big yeah, you know

1:43:29

and he would play cards and do coke

1:43:31

Yeah, and then my mother basically was the

1:43:33

alcoholic you know she drank But

1:43:36

always provided like we always had dinner at 5

1:43:38

o'clock We all had to

1:43:40

sit at the table. I have an older sibling named Tommy

1:43:43

You know and then I have a youngest sibling

1:43:45

named Sophia Who's very beautiful

1:43:48

and we always at the dinner tape you

1:43:51

know this is what it was kind of

1:43:53

normal what growing up interesting Like I grew

1:43:55

up like good fellas. You know what I

1:43:57

mean. There was like FBI agents in my

1:44:00

house your your parents where mob affiliated. That

1:44:02

was the neighborhood that we grew up in.

1:44:04

We grew up in East Harlem and

1:44:07

it was very you know like

1:44:09

you know related

1:44:11

you know my

1:44:14

father was always affiliated with the guy.

1:44:16

What does affiliated mean? That

1:44:18

means you know you're associated with the you know

1:44:20

because you do a little uh big guys you

1:44:22

know what I mean. You get things done? What

1:44:25

are we doing? Yeah you know. You get things

1:44:27

done. Okay. Yeah so we grew up

1:44:29

in Harlem which I'm sure you heard about.

1:44:31

You know East Harlem you know and uh

1:44:34

you know what goes on there you know and then

1:44:36

we move to uh Ravenswood Queens.

1:44:38

What goes on in East Harlem? Everything.

1:44:42

You name it. Back then it was a rough place to grow

1:44:44

up. Yes yeah.

1:44:47

Yeah. Really that was back in the day well

1:44:49

you know was um you

1:44:51

know uh Nikki Bonds and

1:44:54

uh back in the heroin days that

1:44:57

went into you know the cocaine.

1:44:59

Yeah. With the organized crime. Yeah.

1:45:02

There's a book actually called The Pleasant

1:45:04

Avenue Connection. So that's where

1:45:06

we're from Pleasant Avenue. Okay. So it's the east

1:45:08

side of Harlem. I said Spanish Harlem. Yeah. And

1:45:10

it was all mob. So that's where

1:45:13

we grew up out of there. Are you Italian? Nice.

1:45:15

Yeah. All in the family. All

1:45:17

in the family. Full Italian. We had sauce on

1:45:20

Sunday, meatballs on

1:45:22

Wednesday. And and uh

1:45:24

have you have you felt affected

1:45:26

by the atelophobia going around? Is

1:45:29

there Italian? No I'm just kidding. It's a

1:45:31

joke we like to make. Oh

1:45:34

you do? Okay. Yeah we love the Italians.

1:45:36

I'm Italian girl. We love the food. All

1:45:39

right. Yeah. Italian. Yes. Yes. Yes. That's why

1:45:41

you're my sister. I know you are my

1:45:43

sister. We used to have pasta every which

1:45:45

way. Great. So I

1:45:50

mean I was listening to you tell stories that

1:45:52

you were doing like crack with your dad. You

1:45:54

guys got it. No I didn't smoke crack. My

1:45:56

father never smoked crack. Or you're doing cocaine. That

1:45:58

was taboo. So you could, you

1:46:00

snored it, you don't smoke it. So cocaine was

1:46:03

cool, you could snort it, like we went to

1:46:05

Studio 54, cocaine was the drug, everybody did it.

1:46:08

Nobody knew it was going to be like that addicting.

1:46:11

Right. But I mess with

1:46:13

a few people in the projects where they

1:46:15

started freebasing. Which is just

1:46:17

crack, essentially, right? It's pure,

1:46:19

it's the cocaine, and you cook it

1:46:21

up, and then you smoke it. Yeah.

1:46:25

And then now they call it crack, but crack's

1:46:27

a bunch of garbage in there. There's more, it's not

1:46:29

as pure. Yeah, it's not as pure. Back then it

1:46:31

was pure. It was a real rush back then. Yeah.

1:46:34

Do you remember that movie Jojo Dancer? No,

1:46:36

but... Richard Pryor? No, but I

1:46:39

have smoked crack once. Oh, you did? Yeah, just

1:46:41

once. Did you get freaky? I

1:46:43

didn't feel anything. You let us know. Are you feeling anything? I

1:46:45

mean, I'm kind of glad, because like... You're blowing me out of

1:46:47

addict. I didn't want to fall down the rabbit hole. I

1:46:51

have been addicted to pain

1:46:54

pills a while ago. Okay. Yeah.

1:46:57

Did you go away for that? No, I ran out. I

1:47:00

ran out. You ran out and you were done. Yeah. See,

1:47:03

that's great. See, I got a bunch of

1:47:05

them from a

1:47:07

country where it was legal. Okay?

1:47:10

Okay. And then when it ran out,

1:47:12

I didn't have any connections. I wasn't going to go buy

1:47:15

drugs, so that was it. That was it. I

1:47:17

wasn't going to go find it. So you detoxed. Yeah.

1:47:20

How was that? Horrible. I mean,

1:47:22

it's horrible. Yeah, it's horrible. But

1:47:24

you know what? My hat goes off to you that you didn't go

1:47:26

out, you know, find downtown L.A., or just make a

1:47:28

phone call and be like, I need more of these. I'm

1:47:30

too much of a baby. That's the thing. I'm

1:47:33

too anti-social. It paid off. Wow, it's amazing.

1:47:35

Yeah, but you're very social. Congratulations. Thank you

1:47:37

so much. But you're very social. I

1:47:39

wonder if that's made your road to

1:47:41

sobriety. No, because when I do coke

1:47:44

or crack, I just go,

1:47:46

like, I get real quiet. Really? And

1:47:49

they're like, Cosmo, what's wrong with you? But you

1:47:51

feel good. So you know how they give kids Ritalin? Yeah.

1:47:54

Because they're so hyper. So when you give

1:47:56

the kid the Ritalin, the kid calms

1:47:58

down. Right. They find that there

1:48:00

was crystal meth in there. So you're making your

1:48:03

kid a drug addict. So yeah. So

1:48:05

anyway, same thing happens to me. When I

1:48:07

do a drug, I just get real chill.

1:48:09

So you feel... So

1:48:12

when you do crack, what do

1:48:14

you feel? You

1:48:16

just feel like the world is

1:48:18

like your oyster. Like you're the

1:48:20

first one is like the best

1:48:22

one. Like you could do no wrong.

1:48:24

You feel euphoric. You're invincible. You're

1:48:26

Beyonce on stage. Nice. Like, yeah, it's

1:48:28

just unbelievable that first feeling. But