HEY! Seasons over! Due to unforseeeeen circumstances. Don’t worry, we will still have our annual Halloween party! And we will be back next season!Here is a collection of the BEST interviews of 2020-2021Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www

Season 6.66, Ep. 5: Hack Magic

Jun 25th, 2021 25m 1s

What’s the worst that could happen if you and your friends played the “forbidden game”?Or what if you found out you could talk to the dead from the future? Would you heed the warning signs, or would you cry like a little baby every night? You b

Season 6.66, Ep 4: Go into the woods, see if we care!

Jun 11th, 2021 31m 8s

This week, the gang f**ks off to the woods to worship Satan! Come gather round the camp fire, as we nonchalantly start back in to season 6.66 with no explanation of where we’ve been the last two months. This week’s Stories:“Journey into the woo

Season 6, Ep 3: Mother-in-Law Meets The Vampires

Apr 2nd, 2021 31m 29s

What is life, if not one big psychedelic dream during a root canal? This week, the team fights the dangerous jungles of the Colombian Gator man, tackles the treacherous task of taming a Transylvanian, and tries to sell some tee shirts!This week

Crappypasta Crorner episode 20

Mar 26th, 2021 13m 34s

What’s the big deal with punctuation? Well, this week we find out just how important a period can actually be, and we get to hear Boris die again! How many times is that now? Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/Happyhorrorcof

Season 6, Ep. 2: The Ravin’

Mar 12th, 2021 33m 48s

THIS WEEK! The creepy cronies get a visit from animal welfare! Boris gets names wrong! Eeris gets mad! Garth gets tacos! It’s a wild time!This week’s Stories:“Old Seal-Eyes ”Written by Rylee NickelRead by Andrew “Gimetzco”BargeronOld Seal-Eyes

Crappypasta Crorner episode 19

Mar 12th, 2021 9m 56s

Have you ever been harassed by a haunted hand? Or have been so scared by specters at your workplace that you wrote an incoherent creepypasta about it? Well these people did, and now you’re gonna hear about it. Welcome back to Crappypasta Crorne

Season 6, Ep. 1: Piper Down

Mar 5th, 2021 33m 26s

It’s season six! The spooky gang is back, and ready to scare you and your friends with all news chilling tales of terror! Boris gets a temporary replacement! Garth gets a pet! Eeris gets implants! It’s gonna be a horror hoot!!!This week’s Stori

Xmas Smecial 4OUR: Krampin' our style

Dec 27th, 2020 33m 45s

It’s AXEmas again! Here’s our annual salute to the season of giving! TAKE IT!”An Unexpected Magi” by Sean “TFB” Tivenanhttps://www.creepypasta.com/an-unexpected-magi/“Santa’s Other Workshop” by Derek Hawkeread by Bobby Bladez of the Inhuman Exp

Crappypasta crorner episode 18

Dec 11th, 2020 10m 51s

Hey! It’s the titular “Hand” of the ForthHand! Brent came to read us a story, and Eeris brought the popcorn! I wouldn’t eat it if I were you. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind More Great Podcasts

Crappypasta Crorner episode 17

Nov 15th, 2020 13m 33s

As we continue with our break from the break and prepare for our transition into a new season, we’d like to do our best to keep you mildly entertained. Come and join us as we read four of the darkest tales from the deepest hole in Reddit, and m

Season 5 HALLOWEEN Spec-Spac-Spook-Funtacular!

Oct 30th, 2020 34m 55s

IT’S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR! All the spooky dooky is happening, and we’re throwing a party at it! Come in and see just how thin our veil really is!!!special guests: Idle Bones, Ethan and Jake from Have You Seen This podcast, Kato T

Crappypasta Crorner Episode 16

Oct 23rd, 2020 7m 40s

SUPERMARKETS! They have always been the obvious havens for demonic entities, yet we choose to visit them daily. Here is the tale of one man’s horrifying life lesson about what happens when we let our guard down while we purchase our wares. Happ

S5, Ep15: SEASON FINALE! Crease of the Voodoo

Oct 16th, 2020 35m 30s

Is this the end for ol’ season five?! Yes, yes it is. Don’t worry though, season six is just around the corner. And don’t forget about the holiday specials and the Crappypasta Crorner episodes. We aren’t going away, babies! We’re just hibernati

Crappypasta Crorner episode 15

Oct 9th, 2020 5m 18s

What can we all learn from a crappypasta this week? Stay off the internet. That’s it. Listen as we join in one young person’s journey in doing exactly not that. Happy Horror Hotline:9189285230https://www.patreon.com/HappyhorrorcoffeebreakFind M

S5, Ep14: Invaders From Uranus

Oct 2nd, 2020 32m 20s

How did we bring EAP back from the dead? Was it with the technology we got from the Space Gorilla Girl? It’s all fun and games until the human race is enslaved by aliens this week on Happy Horror!This week’s Stories:“Annabelle Lee ”Written by E

Crappypasta Crorner episode 14

Sep 25th, 2020 14m 24s

What is a snood? Nobody knows for sure. Something that sounds like it might attract the Lorax. This week’s Crappypasta does very little to explain. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/a16lzq/numbskull/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_

S5, Ep13: The Legend of the Heck Home

Sep 18th, 2020 41m 1s

Haunted houses are the worst! Unless you become friends with one. Join us this week as we see what will happen when a house that wasn’t becomes a home that shouldn’t, and when a neglectful father becomes a spectral grandfather! Lemons!This we

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 13

Sep 11th, 2020 12m 48s

Hey! Is that a crazy lady in your closet, or are you just happy to see me? This week we play along with the idea that staying home alone may not be as glamorous as Macaulay made it seem. https://www.reddit.com/r/creepypasta/comments/im9w0c/ho

S5, Ep12: Day of the Deada** Creepiest Stories

Sep 4th, 2020 37m 12s

Ever go spelunking? I hear it’s quite safe, just as long as there aren’t any monsters inside the caves. Take an extreme walk with us as we battle some demons, and join a cult!This week’s Stories:“The Cave”Written by Archfeared/Ethan I.Read

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 12

Aug 28th, 2020 10m 36s

What’s that you say? You’re having the bunny man dreams again? Don’t worry, you’re just crazy! Here’s a story that might help you cope. https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyPasta/comments/ghvwdn/piano_keys_distantly_ringing/?utm_source=share&utm_m

S5 Ep11: Interview with the Catpire

Aug 24th, 2020 28m 46s

We made it! A bit late, but it’s still here. This week we talk to Cat vampires, and pumpkins! Have a seat and turn your ear sphincters on!This week’s Stories:“One Last Drink”Written by Shadowswimmer77Read by Jacob Hatfield Musical guest:

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Crappypasta Crorner episode 11

Aug 14th, 2020 19m 39s

Yesterday you said today, so just DO IT! All of your favorite British invaders are back in this week’s action packed adventure! Remember Beatlemania? That was awesome. The Beatles Cartoon Lost Episode | CJayMarch Wiki | FandomSpecial thanks

S5, Ep10: Circus of Boobs

Aug 7th, 2020 35m 24s

What would you do if a fortune teller told you something horrible was going to happen? What about if you had a little clown hiding in your home? Join us as the gang finds the answers to these questions while tackling life’s most difficult quand

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Garth Garfunkel’s Freakshow Grandstand ep2

Aug 2nd, 2020 1h 6m

Funky is back with another great lineup of horror themed music! Settle down and cozy up on this lazy Sunday, and let the Funk-man’s needle rip through these hot tracks for the next hour. https://open.spotify.com/track/40zgXJSgyh6bMGTV0uBU88