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relax, crack open a nice
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lemon LaCroix and enjoy. of
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the show. In
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the later chapters of 1 Samuel, the
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first king of Israel, Saul, greets us
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after having completed his descent into
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evil mania. Though
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he had outlawed the witchcraft and necromancy
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that had characterized God's people during the
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time of the judges, no
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doubt a fruit of Samuel's own judgment and counsel
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to the king. Some
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of these dark practitioners still existed within
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the promised land. Apparently,
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they acted as sort of black market
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sleeper cell magicians who were ready to
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engage in the demonic practice at any
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moment for any legitimate buyer. And
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we see just how far Saul has fallen
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when we read of him going to one
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of these magicians, a witch in Endor, ensuing
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for her services and calling up the
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recently fallen prophet who had always offered
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the king wisdom and righteous rebuke. It
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is a strange episode in the scriptures that
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betrays the complexity of a fallen ruler operating
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in a land meant to be
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permeated, and indeed was permeated, by
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the law of God. In
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some sense, Saul is trying to do something right
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in seeking out the word of Samuel. Who
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else, apart from David and Jonathan and presumably
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Abner, was there who was always willing to
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tell the king what he needed to hear,
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as opposed to what he wanted to hear.
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But of course, he is going about this in a
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most evil way. He has
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no plausible deniability left. He
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cannot plead ignorance of the law of God.
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After all, the law of Moses prescribes exactly what
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a king of Israel is supposed to do in
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his free time. And what is that? Well,
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he is supposed to study the law
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to the utmost. He should know it
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backwards. And so Saul knew what
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he was doing, and he knew that it was wrong.
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God said that his people ought not suffer a witch
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to live. did
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well in outlawing the practice, he
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should have gone all the way in his obedience. Maybe
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then his condemnation would not have been amplified
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so much. For a while
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we know that what Saul is doing is wrong.
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What comes of his actions should never cease
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to amaze us. Because
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you see, when Saul asks the witch to conjure
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up the prophet Samuel, it works. The
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servant of Satan performs her ritual
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and sacrilegious right, expecting
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all the while for her demonic
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familiar to pose itself as Samuel,
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to fool and deceive yet another
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unwitting customer. But then
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we are told the real ghost of
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the real Samuel comes up out of
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the ground to meet the nefarious party.
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His presence sends the witch into a
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wild stupor of accusation against her king.
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She was not expecting the real spirit of Samuel
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to come, and so his coming signaled
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the power of God working behind her
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sin, a powerful act of the
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Most High that only made sense if
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her customer was the actual king of Israel.
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As she swoons in the shock and
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hellish incense of the scene, the late
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prophet continues along the grain of God's
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puzzling providence and does the unthinkable. He
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speaks to Saul. He
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gives Saul the word he was so desperate
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for. Of course, this
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word served to fully anathematize the
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king, but it is a word
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nonetheless. It's a
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wild biblical episode to be sure, and
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it is one I've dealt with at great length
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in my Strange Bible Stories series that is posted
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for you all here on Patreon, so
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why am I bringing it up now? Well,
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I want to focus on just one part of it, a
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part that often goes overlooked. I'll
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read for you now from 1 Samuel 28, 12-14. When
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the woman saw Samuel, she cried out
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with a loud voice, and the
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woman said to Saul, Why have you deceived
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me? Your Saul. The king
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said to her, Do not be afraid. What do
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you see? And the woman said
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to Saul, I see a God. coming up out of
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the earth. He said to her, what
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is his appearance? And she said, an
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old man is coming up and he is wrapped in
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a robe. And Saul knew that it
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was Samuel, and he bowed with his
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face to the ground and paid homage. Why
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does Samuel come up? He was
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a saint, a prophet of God no less. Shouldn't
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he have come down from heaven? Well,
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no. And now we find
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a breadcrumb, half covered in dark and cold
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dirt of time far gone, whose
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cohorts will eventually lead us into
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today's stories. We imagine
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that when we die, we go to heaven. This
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is right and proper in our Aeon of creation.
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After all, Christ has done his work.
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He has reconciled God and man in
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his atoning blood. And so we are
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made fit when washed in the purifying
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blood of the Savior to stand boldly
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before the throne of God. The
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apostle is therefore not lying to us when he
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says that to be separate from the
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body is to be alive with Christ. In
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the Christian age, the church age, we
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really do go to heaven when we die. But
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it wasn't always like this. We
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read in Genesis 37 that the patriarch
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Jacob's soul was in Sheol upon his
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death. Sheol, it will be
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noticed, is not heaven. Far from
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it, Sheol is the belly of the earth. It
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is this place deep within the bosom of
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the world that for all of time before
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Christ housed every soul that had been sundered
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from its body on the surface. We
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know that wicked souls are there too because of
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passages like the one found in Psalm 31 that
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make this much clear. Before
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Christ came, all the dead souls
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went to the same place, this
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Sheol, a literal place
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in the earth that somehow contains
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spirits, and it still exists today
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too. Though Christ led
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the souls of the saints from Adam
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to himself up to heaven after his
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death, we know that the souls
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of the damned are still in Sheol into the
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day of final judgment, wherein Sheol
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will be tossed into the lake of fire.
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It is not symbolic. It is not metallic, it
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is not metaphor, it is not mere poetic
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or prophetic language, it is
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a geographical place somewhere far
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under the reaches of our feeble drills
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and diggers that make the
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little scratches in the dirt we call holes.
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Oh no, the earth is full of deep
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and dark places, and these
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places are full of great mystery for us. So
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why didn't Samuel's spirit come down from heaven? Well,
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because Christ had not come to lead him there yet.
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So Samuel came up from Sheol. Once,
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during the long sojourn of Israel
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and the wilderness around Sinai, some
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of the clan of Levi and Reuben rose
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up in opposition to the prophet Moses. Their
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names were Korah, Dathan, and Abiram. These
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men felt that Moses had grown arrogant and
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had set himself up above the rest of
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the host of God's people against God's own
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will. The men in
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all their households and clans called Moses
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out on the accusation, and
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Moses called their bluff. He
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told them to take care lest they incur
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God's wrath. They did not listen. Thus,
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God ordered the men to form themselves
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in opposition to Moses, whereupon
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Moses said that if the men opposed to
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him die as all men die, then
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they were right, and God has not sent him to
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be first among them. But he
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went on to say, if the usurpers
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perish in this other way, then
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the rest of the men of the assembly will know that
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Moses is from God. And
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what is this other method of perishing from the
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midst of the congregation? Moses
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tells Israel that if Korah,
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Dathan, and Abiram are swallowed up
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by the earth with their households,
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it will be proof of Moses' ordination for
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his office as leader and prophet of the
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people. We read
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in Numbers 16 that right after
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Moses finishes telling the people of
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these parameters, the ground
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opened up and quote, swallowed
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them up, so they and
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all that belonged to them went
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down alive into Sheba. Sheol, and
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the earth closed over them, and they perished from
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the midst of the assembly." You
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see how weird this is. Sheol
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is a place, a real place inside
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the earth, where not only
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souls but also human bodies can go
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into alive, albeit by this powerful display
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of God. Oh yes, this
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world we live on is a strange place
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for many reasons, not the least of
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which is that there seems to be
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places within it, that many people
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have gone and continue to go to, but
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that are complete puzzles to us on the surface.
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We humans seem to be very interested in
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the idea of journeying deep into the cracks
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and fissures of the world. We
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enamour ourselves with fictional stories of
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heroes descending into Guy's belly in
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order to win glory for themselves
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by vanquishing some unforeseen foe that
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dwells there already. To
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us, it just makes sense that that
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which is evil, darkened, and
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weighed down by the impurity of sin
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and the curse would stay as far
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down as possible. Think
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of Ransom's journey into the center of Paralandra
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in the second book of the trilogy bearing
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his name. He does
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not find merely fire and cavernous waste
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there. He also finds life. Life
11:16
that is particularly enigmatic to him. It
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seems off, otherworldly, other in
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general, and unfit for the
11:24
dignity of creatureliness. Think
11:27
of Orwell's journey into the center of
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the world until we have faces. Think
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of the medieval understanding of the earth being in
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the center of the universe, not
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only because it is the recipient of God's
11:38
attention and indeed his own self, but
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also because it is heavy, weighed
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down with sin and stain, and unfit
11:46
to be flying in the higher spheres
11:48
of heaven's heritage. Think
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of how this idea is most brilliantly
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emphasized by Dante in his Divine Comedy,
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where he and Virgil begin their ascent to
11:57
love by a descent into the Hell of
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Sheol. within the earth, at whose
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center they find none other than the devil
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himself. What else could be
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there but the devil? What else
12:08
could be at the fiery center of the
12:10
cursed dwelling of man than the fiery fallen
12:12
serpent who sowed the seeds of curse in
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the first place? We
12:16
have always been drawn in by the
12:18
strange attraction of depth in the world,
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but even as we are strangely attracted to it,
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we are repulsed by the imaginings of what
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we might find there. Perhaps
12:28
this is wise. In
12:41
Yemen there is a hole about 750 feet deep and 100
12:43
feet wide. The
12:47
geologists say it is a sinkhole naturally formed
12:49
in the dry and rocky desert by
12:51
ancient soft deposits beneath it. According
12:54
to the locals though, it is far from
12:56
natural. The old wives say
12:58
that it was originally a prison built
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by the ancient people to house the
13:03
demons that continued to find a path
13:05
through the earthen fractures around it to
13:07
the surface. One must
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reckon with the conviction, the
13:11
pure pathos surrounding the story. At
13:15
any rate, people connect these deep,
13:17
dark places with malice and sinister
13:19
intelligence. Part
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of the question lies in the fact that no
13:23
human being has ever been to the bottom of this
13:25
hole, at least none that we know of.
13:28
And this isn't for lack of trying. Numerous
13:30
expeditions have sought to land a man down
13:32
at the bottom, a bottom whose
13:35
depth admittedly does not seem entirely impressive
13:37
at first glance. But all
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of them have failed due to the
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horrible ventilation and lack of oxygen that
13:43
greets descenders at a certain point. They
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have made it some of the way down though, and
13:48
what they have seen has left them hungry for
13:50
answers. Locals tell of
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strange things on the walls of the hole, markings
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and formations and objects that seem out
13:57
of place. While
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exploring the boar, they have been pulled
14:02
towards it, like a moon falling around
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and around a giant star, growing
14:07
ever closer to the deadly surface. Another
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story, an urban legend out of
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the labyrinthine regions of Siberia near
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the Arctic line reinforces this association
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and readies our minds for the real
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brunt of today's humble episode. Lore
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says that sometime during the Soviet era
14:25
of Russia, a team of
14:27
mining experts led by a man
14:29
under the pseudonym Mr. Azakov began
14:32
digging a hole in the utumnic forests
14:34
of the cold north with the stated
14:36
goal of, well, nobody
14:38
knows what the stated goal of the dig actually
14:40
was. What is claimed is
14:43
that the team dug the hole down
14:45
about nine miles into the crust before
14:47
supposedly breaking through the last feet of
14:50
rock and into a wide
14:52
open cavern. The team
14:54
lowered sensory and measurement equipment down into
14:56
the hole, heat tolerant
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probes and even microphones, which
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signaled back to them that something strange had been
15:03
found. The temperature in the hole
15:05
was said to be upwards of 1800 degrees Fahrenheit, and the speakers
15:09
connected to the lowered mic played
15:11
back the sound of tormented screams
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echoing through the chamber. The
15:16
team had drilled right into hell, or
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so they claimed. Unfortunately,
15:22
we never did learn who they really were. Though
15:25
the Soviets did dig a seven and a
15:27
half mile deep hole in a different part
15:30
of the country, they never broke through to
15:32
a fiery furnace filled with screams. They
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found some geological oddities in the rocks,
15:37
sure, but they never claimed to
15:39
have encountered any devils during their dig. Later,
15:43
after the story of the well to
15:45
hell had gained more widespread popularity, it
15:47
was discovered that the recordings of the screams
15:50
of the damned were actually looped together sound
15:52
effects from a popular 1972 German horror movie
15:54
called Baron Blood. The
15:58
well to hell never existed. It
16:00
was all a hoax, but it
16:02
was a good hoax, in that
16:05
it played upon the shared fascination man
16:07
has with the unknown things that
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may be crawling or swimming or flying beneath his
16:11
feet. And the focus of
16:13
today's episode is another such story. It
16:16
is one like unto the well to hell,
16:19
in that it is full of intrigue and
16:21
suggestions for fantastical conclusions. But
16:23
could it also be a hoax? Ladies
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and gentlemen, the breadcrumbs have finally come
16:28
to their end. Welcome to
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the world's basement. This
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are you doing? Don't you know that
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these big box soap companies just jam
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all their soaps full of hormone disrupting
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chemicals? They're probably turning you into a
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You could get the men's six pack. You could
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Is that information in the show description? Ben,
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you ignorant normie. It's always in the show
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What? In
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1977, administrators working with
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Art Bell on the hit late-night
22:07
radio show Coast to Coast received
22:09
an unexpected fax. The
22:12
admin's eyes grew wide with excitement
22:14
as he read sentence after sentence
22:16
whose signatory was a man claiming
22:18
to be called Mel Waters. Mel
22:21
claimed that he was the owner of a
22:23
large chunk of property in eastern Washington state.
22:26
He said that the property was mostly normal
22:28
apart from one glaring outlier, a
22:31
deep hole. One Mel
22:33
had never found before recently and
22:35
one that seemed to tow the line
22:37
between natural and artificial with effortless and
22:39
uncanny ease. Mel said that
22:42
the hole was at least 80,000 feet deep. He
22:45
had never reached the bottom so could not be sure. And
22:48
that gruesome and unsettling things tended to
22:50
happen around it. After
22:52
reading the fax for himself, Art Bell, the host
22:54
of Coast to Coast, booked
22:56
Mel Waters to call in a few days later. Mel
23:05
wasted little time in sharing the lurid
23:07
details of his situation with Mr. Bell.
23:10
He claimed that he had lived on the property for
23:12
two years. The previous owner had been there
23:14
for about 35 years. And
23:17
far as he could tell, all of his neighbors
23:19
could never remember a time where the hole didn't
23:21
exist. Though he had only
23:23
just found it, everyone else had known of it
23:25
long beforehand. The hole sat
23:27
at an unassuming part of the land
23:29
with nothing else special to show for
23:31
why this would be the spot providentially
23:33
chosen for such an anomaly. A
23:36
thick stone retaining wall surrounded a
23:38
steeply sloped inverted cone of dirt
23:41
that circled the actual hole about 15
23:43
feet down from the surface of the ground.
23:46
From there it was black and seemingly
23:48
bottomless. Mel and neighbors
23:51
would frequently throw trash or other random
23:53
objects into the hole. They'd
23:55
excitedly sit by the hole in perfect silence
23:57
after tossing something in, but but
24:00
they never heard any splashes, crashes,
24:02
or echoes of the same, indicating
24:04
the unlucky object had struck the
24:06
bottom of this vein. Mel
24:09
took quick and obsessive interest in the hole.
24:12
He spent hours beside it, lowering spool
24:14
after spool of high test fishing line
24:16
into the abyss, only for
24:18
it always to come back up dry, clean,
24:20
and taut the whole way. Fusing
24:23
15 miles of line with a
24:25
weight on its end, no bottom
24:27
was ever found. Mel
24:30
told art and the listeners about
24:32
one particularly supernatural story surrounding the
24:34
hole. According to one of his
24:36
neighbors, a hunting dog of theirs
24:38
had suddenly passed away some years prior to
24:41
Mel's purchase of the property. Driven
24:43
by morbid curiosity more than anything else,
24:46
the neighbor got permission from the previous
24:48
owner before throwing the dog's corpse into
24:50
the mysterious hole. He
24:53
claimed that he was hunting through the adjacent
24:55
land some days later, when he
24:57
saw the dog running after some birds
24:59
in a nearby meadow. The
25:01
same dog that he had thrown into the hole
25:03
was his dog, same fur,
25:05
same gate, same collar, same bark.
25:08
He couldn't believe his eyes. But
25:11
the vision was gone after a moment, when the
25:13
undead dog ran into a thicket and didn't respond
25:15
to his calls. He never
25:17
saw the dog again, and never understood
25:19
the true nature of what he encountered that
25:22
day. That
25:24
was the first animal that Mel or his neighbors
25:26
knew of ever going into the hole. He
25:29
said that every live animal on his property refused
25:31
to ever go near it. Any
25:33
time they would be dragged or herded into
25:36
its vicinity, they would react with aggression and
25:38
fear, trying to pull themselves away as much
25:40
as they could. The animals
25:42
hated the hole, clearly sensing
25:44
some dark power within. Not
25:47
long after that live phone interview, the studio
25:49
at Coast to Coast received another fax from
25:51
the man claiming to be Mel Waters. Mel
25:55
said that he had driven into the town of
25:57
Yakima the morning after the radio show, in order to
25:59
do some groceries. shopping at the local Costco.
26:02
He was gone for a couple of hours, but no more than
26:04
that. As he approached
26:06
the driveway to his property, he saw
26:08
guardrails blocking his entrance. Vehicles
26:11
that seemed to belong to some
26:13
unnamed three-letter agency peppered the area.
26:16
Men walked around in and out of
26:18
vans and hazmat suits. Mel
26:20
approached the property and was told by a
26:23
man guarding the entrance that a plane had
26:25
crashed on the land and his team was
26:27
there to investigate. Mel
26:29
looked up to the sky behind the trees. There
26:31
was no smoke. He mentioned this
26:34
and asked to speak to the man in charge,
26:36
whereupon a man in a civilian suit approached
26:38
his car. Mel repeated
26:40
that this was his property, that he didn't understand
26:43
why some hazmat workers would need to be there,
26:46
and that he didn't see any smoke or other signs
26:48
indicating a plane crash. The
26:50
man calmly, but with an air of authority,
26:53
replied that it wasn't necessarily his
26:55
property. The man told
26:57
Mel how easy it would be for
26:59
he and his team to find a
27:01
drug lab or something on his land if
27:04
they really wanted to. Mel
27:06
knew where the man was going and beat him to it.
27:09
He asked if he could leave, and
27:11
the man told him not to come back until they
27:13
contacted him. They didn't need his phone
27:15
number. They already knew how to reach him, and
27:18
so Mel drove away perplexed. Could there
27:20
have actually been a plane crash? Could
27:23
it have been drug related? Maybe it
27:25
was all a coincidence, but why the hazmat team?
27:28
Why such high security? No,
27:31
this wasn't just happenstance, and Mel knew
27:33
it. This fax
27:35
also included an account of a story
27:37
Mel had forgotten to tell Art during their call.
27:40
Years back, one of his neighbors had driven
27:42
up to the hole later in the night to dump some trash.
27:45
As his car's lights shone upon the spot where he
27:48
knew the hole would be, he slammed
27:50
on his brakes in shock. Instead
27:52
of the normal scene one would expect in
27:54
the empty forest, this neighbor
27:56
saw a solid black beam, blacker
27:58
than black. the
32:00
jawbone of a whale was
32:02
baked into this tree. Unfortunately,
32:05
now that he got this answered, he
32:07
came up short on answering other questions
32:09
like, when did it get
32:11
there and how? These are mysteries beyond
32:14
the pay grade of anyone today. It
32:16
has simply been too long. All anyone
32:18
knows is that for as long as people
32:20
have been in and around Ellensburg, the whalebone
32:22
has been stuck into the old maple tree.
32:25
According to Mel Waters, the same can
32:28
be said of the strange well of
32:30
darkness on his rural property. According
32:32
to him, neighbors, old folk, seasoned
32:35
locals, and lore masters of Washington,
32:38
the whole has just always been there. The
32:40
stonework around it has always been there. Indeed, there
32:43
used to be more. And
32:45
nobody has ever known where it ends or
32:47
what sort of liminal horrors may or may
32:49
not lie deep within it. The
32:53
Third Call It
32:56
was at this point of the third call on
32:58
coast to coast that the story truly began to
33:00
break. Mel started by
33:02
recounting his original story for art's
33:05
audience so listeners could see whether
33:07
or no his version of events
33:09
still lined up. They
33:11
did well enough and callers into the show
33:13
seemed to indicate that this made Mel more
33:15
credible. But then he said
33:17
something else. He said
33:19
that when he had faxed in three years
33:21
earlier, he was actually married to a woman
33:24
who was the actual named owner of the
33:26
property. He said that
33:28
they finalized their divorce almost immediately after
33:30
the fax and the settlement included his
33:33
ex-wife leasing the property to him as
33:35
long as Mel desired it. He
33:38
said that though he claimed to have refused the generous
33:40
offer from the strange men in black to
33:42
buy the property, he had only
33:45
said that because his contract with them demanded
33:47
it. He had in fact sold
33:49
the property. And he was more than
33:51
happy to keep quiet about it, as it meant that he
33:53
would be raking in $250,000 a month in perpetuity. Mel,
34:00
again in line with his contractual
34:03
obligations, moved to the
34:05
Sydney area of Australia and
34:07
carried on in his non-disclosure commitment between
34:09
he and the whole. But
34:12
as if to save his word from sinking into
34:14
the realm of totally unbelievable, Art
34:16
Bell assured his listeners that he had
34:18
stayed in constant communication with Mel the
34:20
whole time and could personally
34:22
confirm that he was telling the truth about
34:25
the property sale, the divorce, and
34:27
the well-financed move to Australia where he
34:29
still lived. In
34:31
fact, just before this move, Art
34:34
had intended to have Mel on for an update
34:36
show, but Mel never called in
34:38
when the time came. Art
34:40
took this live and unscripted opportunity to ask
34:42
Mel why he had done this, why he
34:44
had bailed, to which Mel
34:47
replied one of the craziest twists one
34:49
can imagine in this story. He
34:52
had traveled back to Washington in order to help
34:54
a family member of his move a few cities
34:56
over. On one of
34:58
his final days before going back to Australia,
35:01
he and his kin were riding on the
35:03
bus back to his old place when an
35:05
altercation broke out. Mel didn't
35:07
remember much about how the argument started,
35:10
what exactly it was over, and who exactly
35:12
it involved, but he remembered that
35:14
it somehow involved him. The
35:16
next thing he remembered was waking up
35:19
in a random alleyway in San Francisco
35:21
12 days later.
35:24
He had been knocked out and had no memory
35:26
for the past 12 days,
35:29
but he did know one thing, he knew
35:31
that his mouth was insanely sore. Immediately
35:35
he went to the dentist only to discover
35:37
that in that 12 day knockout, all four
35:39
of his molars had been removed. In
35:42
addition to this, he quickly learned that
35:44
his ex-wife was initiating legal proceedings against
35:47
him for not abiding by the terms
35:49
of the lease of the property containing
35:51
the whole. Mel
35:53
was confused. He didn't know
35:55
where to turn, he forgot completely about his commitment
35:57
to appear on Art's show and spent
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