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1:08

and welcome to Help I Sexed My

1:10

Boss, the tour diaries. This

1:12

is the podcast where we help you navigate the challenges of modern

1:14

day life, answering your 21st century

1:17

questions and finding solutions to those

1:19

everyday dilemmas. Like is it ever okay

1:22

to fake an orgasm if you

1:24

want to hurry things along and get back to watching Corrie?

1:27

And how do you tell your friends they've still

1:29

not paid for your tickets to this show? That

1:31

were just some of the dilemmas we've had over the past couple

1:33

of weeks. And of course, what should you

1:36

do if you've accidentally sexed your boss? We've just

1:38

finished the first leg of our

1:40

tour. We've been to Manchester twice,

1:42

Glasgow, Newcastle, London, Birmingham and

1:44

now we've done Bristol.

1:46

Yes, what a couple of weeks it

1:49

has been. Yeah. Jordan

1:51

North, how are you

1:53

feeling? I am feeling good.

1:55

I'm happy. You're like a damp,

1:58

squeezed out rag, aren't you? I am.

2:00

And my voice is going. You can hear

2:02

it going can't you? You need to find

2:04

something to suck on. I've got some vocal

2:06

sounds. Oh nice. Yeah

2:08

I was given one the

2:11

other day. The very quiet phase. A

2:13

vocal sound. So yeah we finished the

2:15

tour. It's weird. It's like really

2:18

really tired but then also adrenaline's

2:20

running because you've just come off

2:22

stage and I can never sleep.

2:25

And last night William gave me two

2:27

sleeping pills. And it knocked

2:29

me out. Yes. Did you feel anything? I didn't.

2:31

I had two of those sleeping pills that he

2:33

gave me and I slept great but I don't.

2:36

I was so tempted last night when you text

2:38

me and I said you wanted these sleeping pills

2:40

and you you said yeah I'll come get them.

2:42

What room are you in? I

2:44

was so tempted to just give you a

2:47

different room number and film it from down

2:49

the corridor. I cannot. Had it

2:51

not been so late I would

2:53

have done that but I enjoyed the prospect

2:55

of you banging on some door repeatedly of some random

2:58

people from Birmingham. I was so annoyed because then I

3:00

got locked out of my room as I come out

3:02

of your room. Comedy ensued anyway. I didn't even have

3:04

to do anything. So then I had to borrow his

3:06

shoes because I was barefoot. You turned your nose. I

3:08

put my loafers. Oh so I borrowed his loafers that

3:11

were clicking and clacking. And I had to go all

3:13

the way downstairs because I don't get any lifts. Then

3:16

I went through all the bar and

3:18

felt like the whole bar turned to look at me. Bloody

3:21

loafers and the boxers and then I went down

3:23

got my gun all the way back up. Someone

3:26

shouted, Wendy! Did they? What's

3:28

going on? I was like, oh. Not tonight.

3:30

I was like, get in the way. Also

3:32

on the way here. Yeah. Someone shouted E.P.B.

3:35

and Ben turned and went, WENDY! And

3:37

they didn't know what. They

3:41

may be a new listener. So it was

3:43

really awkward. Everyone knows about Wendy's potato peeler

3:46

then. So I'm going to head

3:48

back to London on the coats. Yes by the time this

3:50

episode comes out you will be back in London. We'll all

3:52

be in London. I'll be in Vienna actually. I'm going to

3:54

put this out to anybody that

3:56

has my number or we'll

3:58

be emailing tomorrow. I'm gonna

4:00

do the radio show, get

4:02

home for midday and

4:05

then sleep. Lovely. I

4:07

think that's an excellent idea. I'm gonna sleep and

4:09

sleep and sleep. But I don't

4:11

want to wench about being tired because

4:14

it's been absolutely fantastic. It has been.

4:16

When we are so grateful, in every

4:18

city we have had phenomenal responses and

4:20

reactions, great questions, enthusiasm,

4:23

full venues. We

4:25

are very, very blessed. We are and we

4:27

are blessed as well because not only do

4:29

we have great listeners, but everybody we work

4:31

with, we should probably take this opportunity to

4:34

thank everybody at Audio Always. So

4:36

that's obviously EPP, producer Ben, Cameron

4:38

and Murtis, Stuart, Lulu, Peter,

4:41

Alex, self-shoot Alex,

4:43

Mass, Joe, Lian.

4:47

Loads of people that you listen to now probably

4:49

don't know, but they really, really work so much

4:51

harder than us. You know,

4:53

we met Adam yesterday, so he came home with his mum

4:55

and dad. It's so lovely. He found

4:58

time in his busy schedule of whatever else

5:00

he does. Why

5:03

am I even... Poor Adam. I don't do

5:05

the jokes at Adam's expense. It

5:08

is AV Adam. Or as you

5:10

sometimes call him, AV Alex. I

5:13

called him Alex in front of his mum yesterday. Right.

5:17

At least I didn't say he went

5:19

more brummy yesterday. He did, yes. All

5:23

right, this is me mum. Would you like to say hello?

5:25

She's got a balance to pick with you about some of

5:27

the jokes you've been making on the podcast. So

5:30

why are you speaking like that, Adam? This is how I

5:32

normally talk. Can we also thank Kalamardriver?

5:34

We'd like to thank everyone from

5:36

On in Five and Lumen Productions.

5:38

That's Adam, Ste, Kia, Chris, Ben,

5:41

Zach, Harriet and...

5:44

I think that's everyone, isn't it? Yeah.

5:46

They have been phenomenal. Honestly.

5:50

Yeah. They are the best lads to work

5:52

with and Harriet as well. They

5:55

were just so blessed. They've been the

5:57

best. Like proper good lads. Hard working.

5:59

We leave here, they still, it takes them another

6:02

three hours to unpack the stage in the kit.

6:04

And they just sewn out. They got locked in in Birmingham. They

6:06

got locked in in Birmingham. So I've just given them a pack

6:08

of Percy. They're lovely. Makes

6:11

it all work, doesn't it? They're lovely, but

6:13

when you put food out for them, they're

6:15

like locusts, what they call? Locusts. Locusts. I

6:18

put some Percy pigs out before. I thought, I've got to

6:20

have one of them Percy pigs. Gone. A lot of

6:22

them. But yeah. And we should all...

6:24

And proper funny, I keep messing with my mic because

6:26

of ADHD. Yes. And

6:29

you said to me, fucking mess with that

6:31

mic again. I'll chop your fucking hands off. They're

6:33

all from Liverpool. They're all from Liverpool. Everything sounds

6:36

mildly threatening. And I'd

6:38

love that. And

6:41

we should also thank everyone from TG and DF

6:43

Concerts, particularly Alex from TG, who's looked after us

6:45

for most of the dates on

6:47

the tour as well. So thank you to them.

6:50

Thank you to our audiences and all of the

6:52

venues. Jordan, what has been your favourite moment?

6:55

My favourite moment was the first night walking out the

6:57

stage to Manchester and that reception we got. Yeah.

7:01

Because we hadn't done anything before, so we didn't

7:03

know what to expect and whether people would like

7:05

this. It had been a while since we'd toured.

7:07

Yeah. And we came out on stage and

7:09

the reception and the response we got before we'd even said a word,

7:11

we just walked out on stage. It was

7:13

amazing. I felt like, you know, when Freddie Mercury

7:15

was at Wembley. Weil!

7:18

Weil! And he

7:20

improvised that. Right. But

7:23

he did it to prove that he had them in the parmesan.

7:26

We didn't quite have them in the parmesan. No. That

7:29

was a very chaotic show and we cut half of it off of

7:32

that. Yeah, we did. If you came to the first Manchester show, we've

7:34

cut a lot of it out since then. Yes.

7:37

Yeah. Not much, but we shortened it down

7:39

and made it a bit more slicker. A

7:42

bit slicker. My... Sorry,

7:44

you're really tired, so I should not be a bomb

7:47

to you. No, I'm

7:49

fine. Obviously my highlight was turning up at the

7:51

Palladium. I think that's been well documented on social

7:53

media with everything that happened there. That

7:56

is a core memory to use Gen Z

7:58

speak. was wonderful the cinema

8:00

broadcast as well we are still we should say

8:02

we are actually yet I haven't actually seen this

8:05

flippant tour because you don't see it you just

8:07

see the sort of chasm of black in front

8:09

of you where the audience are sort of in

8:11

the you know well they're not lit

8:13

until we do light up Jordan's checking BBC Sport

8:15

whilst we're doing this which is wonderful

8:18

I yeah I just realised

8:20

my voice probably sounds like the first ever episode

8:23

I've come for a full circle

8:25

moment yes Ben what was the highlight for

8:27

you well I've really

8:31

liked some of the hotel rooms they've

8:34

been nice and I heard a

8:36

kind of heard a kind of Bueno

8:39

on the bus with a Bruin

8:41

that was a really nice moment and yeah

8:46

Birmingham was nice no cheers Ben no

8:49

seriously Ben tell us what your favourite moment was and

8:52

marvelous no

8:54

it was

8:56

your favourite moment like 11 I wish you

8:58

could see him now do you think he's got some

9:01

very sure even shorter short let me speak or what

9:03

I've had it up to here with this my favourite

9:05

moment is going home tomorrow now I'm

9:08

joking my favourite moment

9:10

home you live with

9:12

your sister that's still

9:15

better than me no

9:17

my favourite moment is these moments

9:20

and being able to hang out with you guys

9:22

again after being away so long and obviously I

9:24

think also seeing we we

9:26

spend a bit of time every night after the

9:28

show hanging out with some G&G was like you

9:30

to get all the attention and I can sort

9:32

of hang back and chat some people that's nice

9:34

that's always quite nice being out there with everyone

9:37

but there's just there's so much there's so many good

9:39

moments so many amazing moments well that's

9:41

that's good to hear and then seriously

9:45

we don't say this enough thank

9:47

you for everything that you do for us we are delighted you

9:49

are back okay enough

9:51

of being emotional now what are you is

9:53

there anything in other than sleep is there anything in

9:55

particular you're looking forward to catching up with at home

9:57

right now this sounds a bit Oh,

10:00

oh, oh. A bit Jordan South. That's

10:02

quite. I have nice

10:04

food for a week. What

10:06

are you saying about the culinary options in

10:09

Glasgow? No. I just mean because

10:11

we've had pizzas and burgers. You know that when you've been on

10:13

holiday for two weeks? There's only so many deep fried miles balls

10:15

you can have. You know when you've been on holiday and

10:18

it's great. I'm just looking

10:20

forward to like having healthy food. Yes,

10:22

so we ended the tour in Bristol and I went

10:25

off to go and see my parents and I burst

10:27

in to see them and they were in the middle

10:29

of having lunch with Mikey and they were just having

10:31

carrot sticks and hummus and sort of crudite and I

10:33

was like, oh vegetables. Yes, of

10:35

course. Lovely crudite. Yes. Classic

10:38

Sunday lunch. I'm looking forward to that. I will miss

10:40

it. I will. I will. It

10:44

is a great joy touring but

10:46

I used to, I've said this before dinner, I used to

10:48

listen to bands and stuff on the radio and

10:51

they used to wind about touring. I said, should I be travelling

10:53

the world? It is

10:55

fun. But it can be tough. Do

10:58

you know what I'm most looking forward to? Do

11:00

I sound ungrateful there? Promise I don't because I do

11:02

love it and I am appreciative of everybody coming

11:04

out. What else? What are you

11:06

going to miss? Oh, thank you for asking.

11:08

I was, I'm looking forward to cleaning the

11:11

sides. But this

11:13

is why we're so similar. I love it. I bet

11:15

you can't wait to get in your own bed either.

11:17

Yeah. If

11:19

I leave in the

11:22

next 10 minutes, I should get

11:24

back for just before one. I'll

11:26

be able to have three hours sleep. Jordan's

11:28

jacket's just limped on for the tour. Shit

11:31

with self then. I'll be able to

11:33

get three hours sleep in the old bed and then

11:36

I'm going to work. Don't ask me about

11:38

doing a radio tomorrow. I have lots

11:40

of, you know, I don't just have sex did

11:42

but in my life, but I also took too

11:44

many self though so that's a lot easier. But

11:46

genuinely I've said numerous times to people and I

11:49

don't want to blow the smoke up your ass. But

11:52

I do not know on certain

11:54

days on the Sunday shows and

11:57

on the ones that we did in

11:59

London. how you have then even thought

12:01

about what you're going to say on the radio.

12:03

I assume it's thanks to your fantastic production game

12:05

that you have been able to do this, but

12:08

well done you. Ah, I'm grateful. I'm

12:10

not digging up loads. No, you're not. I'm not.

12:12

Thank God for that. Have you got two weeks off?

12:14

I've got two weeks off to do this. Have you

12:17

actually? Yeah, I wasn't doing anything else. Oh Jesus. Oh,

12:19

are you joking? Yeah. What? Didn't

12:22

know. Did you not know? No.

12:25

I just thought we'd be more

12:29

pragmatic. But

12:34

we planned this tour around the old place. Yeah.

12:37

Yeah. Because we thought that'd be.

12:39

Thought you'd be doing something else. And then life takes. Life

12:42

has a funny way of, you know,

12:44

going on. It does. It does.

12:46

We'll be back in a minute with some of

12:48

our favourite dilemmas that we did on tour after

12:50

these messages. Did we do a joke of the

12:52

week? Oh, do you have one? Should

12:54

I do that when I told him Stuart's better than us?

12:57

Absolutely not. Yeah. Absolutely

12:59

not, Jordan. If you think the. It

13:01

makes the Guinness joke look like something they tell in year

13:03

three. No, this is

13:05

fine. Well, I did a joke last night and if you

13:07

think the Guinness joke's bad, then this one's. Can

13:11

I also say this now? The Guinness joke is actually

13:13

not that bad. No. I

13:15

don't think it is. I think in your

13:17

little. Alright then. Alright. Well,

13:21

no, it's only bad in a sense of my

13:23

parents may not approve of it, but I think

13:25

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13:27

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Gene Devers. Welcome back to Help I Sex With

15:12

My Bus. Two diaries. We're at

15:14

the Bristol Beacon and now we're going to read out

15:16

some of our favorite problems and

15:19

dilemmas that we've had on tour. So the second part

15:21

of the show, a big part of

15:23

it is we read out the audience as problems and

15:25

dilemmas. Like the episodes we see

15:27

and read them for the first time. So what have

15:29

we got first please William? This one was from Anonymous.

15:32

So our friend keeps running out of their phone

15:34

data. Finally they told us that the reason this

15:36

keeps happening is because since Moving House their fiancé

15:38

was the one who set up the Virgin Wi-Fi

15:41

and did not take off the under 18 restriction.

15:44

As she is the account holder, only she can

15:46

remove this restriction. This means that

15:48

he is only able to use his phone data

15:50

to watch pornography. He says he's too embarrassed and

15:52

doesn't know how to ask his fiancé to take

15:54

off the filter on the Wi-Fi. How Would you

15:56

suggest they get about asking? My

16:00

reply to this was i would get

16:02

unlimited data you can deflect next to

16:04

five a month. That was mine and

16:06

yours was very good at I was

16:08

said this was in Birmingham our underwear

16:10

this one was am I was so

16:12

pleased with this because January on that

16:14

we don't see this question so it

16:16

was on the spot. say oh I'm

16:18

trying to get on to sex is

16:20

my boss.com/much potentially icons. Because it's

16:23

got sex and that I saw. do you

16:25

think you could take off the under eighteen

16:27

block as I can see it and then

16:29

job the didn't I think is really good

16:31

one as I was but I was so

16:34

pleased with that I thought that was under

16:36

appreciated. how spontaneous that was. Work.

16:39

Muscles. It was. I mean he got a little clap. But

16:42

not a massive plan. so I retailers because

16:44

I know I can read in Amazon suspend

16:46

you know what? Remarkably well. I

16:48

think you're into nations bass. Were.

16:53

Or hotness. It is

16:55

yes Ah intonation no Se Ra

16:57

Pynchon A here. Initiations yeah I'll

17:00

initiate you are lucky her What

17:02

you think as the biggest loss

17:04

on saw. Him. A

17:07

bad release A ban. What is the correct

17:09

that's get keep are written Sympathy Guess this

17:12

is from Haley my cat were missing and

17:14

then found run over. I

17:16

dumped had said cat when I went to Relive of

17:18

Time and he's got me through some.com. Saw.

17:20

Was distraught Were we talking to be cremated? My

17:22

team at where it was so fulfil and I

17:25

went into work to flowers, cards and chuck close

17:27

to ease the pain and lots of hugs because

17:29

I cried a lot. It. Turns out

17:31

I paid a hundred and seventy five pounds

17:33

to cremate their own cats because my cat

17:35

came home the next day. Should I have

17:38

returned the flowers and chocolates. This. Is

17:40

a fun one. This is brilliant. I

17:42

suggested maybe who give well the flowers

17:44

it as athena has gone off by

17:46

the time this happens but I would

17:49

say the chocolates could maybe go to

17:51

our local school aura a charity shop

17:53

for homeless shelters of food bank. And

17:56

that's what you could do. I think

17:58

is perishable such as Keith and. That

18:00

is better not say anything and just say oh it's

18:02

you know what? I would actually be honest with you,

18:04

the really funny story they should tell in college. So.

18:07

Yeah. It is a funny

18:09

story. this is from Helen. My boyfriend doesn't

18:11

always shower after having sex. He thinks it's

18:13

okay to get up the next morning, had

18:16

a quick washing, go about his day, and

18:18

not shower until the evening I started calling

18:20

him Subway. He. Looks.

18:23

Like six inches smells like a foot but

18:26

I'm unsure if this is the right way

18:28

to address the as you please help me

18:30

so he can sprinkle sparkling spunk the more

18:32

hygienic way for then I think you drank

18:34

services The Drop: This is the sort of

18:36

the northern direct way know I think we

18:38

talked about is all right if you know

18:41

sometimes. I. Remember revealing

18:43

whether I share of the Sex on Awesome

18:45

say oh did you analyze what Nine know

18:47

that the time tear my well if you

18:49

weren't they'll never know. Is that

18:52

what you said? Know that

18:54

I said sometimes sometimes it's

18:56

late. So

18:58

Italian border. Oh, that's

19:00

disgusting. Not not as. Bad.

19:03

As nothing but. Now.

19:06

Six. Yeah sometimes bought a

19:08

bought a I'd say most

19:10

it's has proposed the shower

19:13

always shower. Do not need

19:15

a shower. Afterwards,

19:17

I'm not talking about this on because if

19:19

you don't you're not doing it wrong. I'm

19:21

not. Talking

19:23

about back on. I. Do have

19:25

some than his his partners. is that a cheap of the

19:27

ass on a friggin. Can

19:30

a bit of privacy please? Please.

19:33

Jesus. Do. Shower

19:35

every time. Always. This.

19:37

Is and of a cinema guy sounds been in

19:39

touch Me My part of it's given several years

19:41

now. My partner nice and this question has been

19:43

covered up more and more recently. What's her name?

19:46

Will my part to take when we tighten up.

19:48

It's a running joke that comes up almost

19:50

daily. Does he have his name? Is Jordan?

19:53

A? My surname is Jordan. Can she be

19:55

called Jordan? Jordan? no

19:57

one's won't let me let me assure you

19:59

want I think

20:01

we both said it's 24 Sam so you might have

20:03

to do a joint name. Yes. Or

20:06

maybe you take her name. Shout out to

20:08

our lovely off-camera Ollie. The

20:11

thing is... Him? He

20:13

recently got married to his... I have

20:15

really enjoyed this all. You

20:19

haven't been on it? And I

20:21

came with my new wife.

20:27

And we both... ...thoroughly...

20:34

...thoroughly... ...enjoyed

20:36

it. As I

20:38

was saying, Ollie has married his lovely now wife

20:40

Emma. And Emma's last name... I hope I

20:42

can share this. Emma had a last name of

20:45

Young. But if she took Ollie's last name,

20:47

she would have become Emma Thompson. And she

20:49

didn't want to become Emma Thompson. So Ollie,

20:52

because he is such a wonderful human being,

20:54

has taken her last name and is now

20:56

Ollie Young. And I am all for that.

20:58

I think that is excellent. I

21:00

am a modern man. William is still

21:02

going. Don't you dare

21:05

give me the rap fingers, producer Ben.

21:08

I'll shove that up your arse, sideways.

21:11

This is from Laura D. My

21:13

partner, 42, is a gamer who loves to

21:15

play a lot of Fortnite. Honestly, I'm

21:18

cool with that because A. gives me time

21:20

to binge TV, and B. he's rich. Very

21:24

honest. However, whenever he plays Fortnite, he

21:26

screams the place down with such passion

21:28

that I need to put on headphones.

21:31

Yet, when we're in bed together, silence. I

21:33

have to judge how it's going based on his

21:35

facial reactions, which, to be honest, don't show much

21:37

difference between pleasure and pain. How

21:40

can I tell him to shut up while playing with his friends

21:42

and be more vocal when he's with me? I... Communication

21:45

is very important in any relationship. I think

21:47

you need to say, you know those noises

21:49

you make during Fortnite? I

21:52

reckon you could do them in bed, dreamy. They'd really

21:54

do it for me. Yeah, I think you just say,

21:56

you know, it would really help me if you are

21:58

a bit more expressive. in the bedroom

22:01

what do you like you can ask him what he

22:03

likes you haven't already done this and

22:06

yeah do it that way just

22:09

let it out, get it out just let it out what

22:11

do you do on Fortnite? I don't know if I play

22:13

this is it like orcs and things? is

22:16

it like doom? does he ever play

22:18

doom on a PC? no okay,

22:21

lust of powder you could say, darling I want you to

22:23

pretend I'm an orc darling

22:26

pretend I'm fortner how

22:28

old is he? 42

22:31

and on Fortnite that sounds

22:33

like a channel 4 documentary doesn't it channel

22:36

5 Caravan in with

22:38

Jane McDonald and coming up next, Fortnite do

22:40

you know that picky tea thing was very

22:42

good, she did have we

22:44

talked about that? we talked about it before it

22:46

aired but I listened kind of, yeah it's

22:49

a Yora target market what

22:52

do you mean I'm her target market middle-aged gay

22:54

men I'm not middle-aged

22:58

how rude anyway, look so,

23:02

June Devers, some church notices this

23:05

Thursday you can hear an episode that I

23:07

did of the podcast Mummy's Boy with Arthur

23:09

Hill I did that,

23:11

that's also one of the audio always podcasts,

23:13

very funny podcast so that's

23:16

going out on the feed on Thursday and

23:18

the week after if

23:21

we may and we love you

23:23

all dearly we're just going to take a week off

23:26

we're not digging up roads we'll

23:29

be right next week alright,

23:31

ok, taking a week off we're just

23:33

going to relax, recharge you only go out on bloody stage

23:35

you want to work and live a day in my boots

23:37

lad oh for god's sake this

23:40

is why we're taking a week off

23:42

we're having a week off next week we never take

23:44

a week off well

23:47

we're going to we used to take like 12 weeks off in

23:49

between series so a week is nothing and

23:52

we will be back with you very very soon thank you again

23:54

if you watched in the cinema or if

23:56

you came to one of the live shows or if you did neither

24:00

but you've listened along to these two diaries.

24:03

Ben, thank you. Stuart, thank

24:05

you. Jordan, thank

24:07

you. Thank you, William. This has been a

24:10

wonderful, wonderful few weeks. You're doing your

24:12

early impression or you're tired? No, I

24:14

love you to bits and one thing

24:16

I'll say to you, you

24:19

are such a good sport because

24:21

I'm up there on that stage and a lot of

24:23

the jokes, not all, but a lot of taking the

24:25

mic out of you and you take it with such

24:28

ease. Yeah, but I've been told. And

24:30

you are such a good sport.

24:32

Thank you. Bless you. I

24:34

love you to bits. I love you too. See

24:36

you soon. Oh, why are you taking it? Ben's

24:38

just ruined it by taking a Gen Z selfie.

24:41

Turn the camera around. Goodbye,

24:44

everyone. Goodbye.