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Program. Hello

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and welcome to Help I Sexed With My

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Boss, the podcast where we help you navigate

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the challenges of modern life, answering

1:50

your 21st century questions and finding

1:52

solutions to everyday dilemmas. And we're

1:54

currently recording live on

1:56

the world-famous London Palladium stage.

1:59

Yes. There are some rude mechanicals under

2:01

the stage doing some building work. You might hear

2:03

a hot burst of that as we record. But

2:07

today is the sixth day of

2:09

our tour. And tonight it's

2:11

our second night at the London Palladium. And

2:15

let us just reflect on our

2:17

first night at the London Palladium

2:20

and in cinemas. First of all, most

2:22

important matters. Mikey, is that all right?

2:24

Is everything sorted? Oh, no. We're

2:26

just putting our food order in. Yes. Very

2:29

important matters. You've

2:31

gone... We're having pasta tonight. We're having pasta.

2:33

Yes. You were wondering what pasta to have,

2:36

whether you had penne pasta, which is the

2:39

straight-edge pasta, or if you have the campanelli.

2:41

And as I said, don't get two campanellis

2:43

than us. But yes,

2:45

what a night, Jordan. How do you get? Was

2:47

you on cloud nine today? Yeah,

2:50

it felt... It sort of finally

2:52

sunk in at about 11 o'clock. Oh,

2:55

you see, I was still in work by then.

2:58

You were finishing work by then. And then I come home

3:00

and slept. Yes, you did. And

3:03

the voice is going a bit steady, which I'm quite worried about.

3:06

So the perfect thing to do is record a

3:08

podcast episode. Yeah, but then I woke up at

3:10

about four o'clock this afternoon. OK.

3:13

Did you have a good sleep? Yeah, I had

3:15

three hours, which I don't usually do. Oh, that's

3:17

good. And I had a bath that

3:19

scrolled myself this time. Well done.

3:21

And, yeah,

3:24

it sunk in when I was in the bath. I've

3:26

just performed at a Palladium. And I didn't realize

3:28

how big of a deal it was. Like my

3:30

mum and dad bringing me

3:32

and they were like, I can't believe you've done this.

3:34

And when they came to see us in Manchester, one

3:37

of the guys, what's it? A hundred people? A hundred

3:39

people. Yeah. Where was that at? It

3:41

was at the Anthony Burgess Foundation. Yeah, the Anthony Burgess.

3:43

It was like a room in the back of a

3:45

museum, wasn't it? Yes. Yeah. It was an all venue,

3:47

but it was very good. It was a nice photo.

3:50

So I hope you're on cloud nine. I

3:52

am on cloud nine. You were very, very good last night.

3:54

Well, I was only as good as the person standing

3:56

next to me. I missed a few cues, but, you know,

3:58

we played. But that's your vibe. We

4:03

both can't be practically perfect in every way, that

4:05

would be terribly boring. Yeah. Sharn

4:07

gave us a lovely shout-out on

4:10

your radio show. So nice. Well

4:12

really it's Christian Sharn's radio show. It's just

4:14

so nice to be able to actually talk

4:16

about you and this on the radio. And

4:19

so many Gene Deavers who listen

4:22

to Capitol and help. It's

4:24

just, yeah. She

4:26

was so lovely. Sharn described

4:28

last night as a cross

4:30

between podcast, panto and

4:33

bongos bingo. And I messaged Sharn saying that

4:35

was so lovely. I have absolutely no idea

4:37

what bongos bingo is. Yeah. She

4:39

says she's going to take me. I'd love to go to

4:42

bongos bingo with you. What is it? It's

4:45

like a big night of bingo but with loads

4:47

of entertainment and getting the crowd going. It's a

4:49

bit like this. Yeah. I

4:52

don't really stress this enough. Our

4:57

podcast show, and I've been to lots of podcast

4:59

shows, not lots but a few. Some

5:02

are really good but this isn't us just sitting

5:05

in seats and doing an episode like this.

5:08

We put on a full show. It's

5:10

got surprises, it's got skits, it's got

5:13

appearances from certain people. Desperate,

5:16

desperate people. We

5:19

can't get complacent today guys. It's going to be

5:21

a good show last night. We're back on it

5:23

today. Jordan is very hot on that. Well I

5:25

just feel like it was a quick sound check

5:27

today. That's okay. What

5:29

else has been going on? It says here chatty

5:31

bits. Oh Ben

5:34

wants the mic. Bloody hell. Sorry I thought

5:36

you were saying it was a stroke. I

5:38

know. I just think if you think about it,

5:40

more people saw the show last night. Obviously it

5:42

was special being in the London Palladium. Oh god

5:44

yeah. But more people saw the show last night than all

5:47

of our shows combined that we've ever ever ever done

5:49

before because it was streamed around the country. So

5:52

it was how many people? I don't

5:54

think we have a final number yet but what I do know

5:57

is that more people watch

5:59

Darshan. last night

6:01

than any other film except for Planet

6:03

of the Apes. Shut up. That's mad. Well,

6:07

I'm never going to see Planet of the Apes. We

6:11

should also, just a couple of shout-outs.

6:13

Shout-outs. Shout-outs. You do on Capitol. Our

6:17

hotel manager, where we're staying for this, turns out

6:19

he is a G and D-ver. Lovely

6:21

Mark. Don't ask why we're in a hotel

6:23

when we both live in London, but... Well, because it's round the

6:25

corner from the Palladium. To be fair, it

6:28

means I can get an extra hour in bed. So

6:30

that's why we're in a hotel. Absolutely. It

6:33

means I can go straight back and nap. Yeah. And

6:35

he is actually... I turned up when we turned up to

6:37

check in a couple of days ago. He

6:39

said, oh, hello, William. Hello, Mikey. You put Janine

6:41

de Bonnet in our room. Peroni and yours, I

6:43

believe. And he's bringing his friend

6:47

along tonight. And guess what the friend's called? Go on.

6:50

Diego. Oh, I say, two Diego's in

6:52

one podcast. What's by the odds? I'm

6:54

really proud of you boys. I was watching last night.

6:56

My mommy did come. She only turned up for the

6:58

after party. She's a cheeky cow, isn't she? But he...

7:01

We had a laugh and some thunder there. Cat only turned up

7:03

after we finished. For the drinks. We've been for the drinks. Good

7:06

show, guys. I like, can't you have more front than black balls?

7:08

I know what she likes, Jules. She's a real and interesting, but

7:10

good show, boys. Tell Diego

7:12

I send my love from one Diego to

7:16

another. Also

7:25

a shout out to Riley, who, when

7:27

we were in Newcastle, gave some crochet

7:30

to me, which I've got. I've got

7:32

it. We're going to put some of it in

7:34

the studio whenever we get back there. And

7:37

there's a Mary Poppins bit of crochet. There's

7:39

one that says, have I changed? It's

7:42

one that says, mummy needs a drink. And

7:45

there's another one as well, which I've forgotten. But

7:48

they're marvellous. So we love those. Thank you, Riley.

7:51

It was so lovely to meet you.

7:53

So there was a tweet

7:56

that was sent to us. There was

7:58

a couple in their aces, apparently, in the studio. The

8:00

my last night watching us and thought it

8:02

was very odd until they left in the

8:04

second half to watch. New

8:07

Years Eve next door as they come

8:09

into the wrong screen was New Jersey.

8:11

Where and why. I never

8:13

would have no ripped. Less than. They

8:15

accidentally went to our shows every

8:18

bought the tickets. Very confused eight

8:20

year old geriatric couple pop into

8:22

Scream For and Them. Start.

8:24

Watching else, I think with his than

8:26

what we signed up for God and

8:28

God bless them, hello to them if

8:31

they're converted listeners. Wow.

8:35

Ben Now valid point of he said it. Mister

8:37

softee like a move and not second half. And.

8:41

Yeah, I'm okay. Wow, I'm a

8:43

thespian that I just a y

8:45

u s it and. At

8:49

least same assessment not really a performed

8:51

on the London Palladium. You how I

8:53

would say you'll you'll the biggest s

8:55

been around, just have a lot now.

8:58

We're currently onstage at this will say

9:00

this beautiful stoning than do just take

9:02

it and into a. Feeling.

9:04

Although this to us we talk

9:06

about this still haven't heard at

9:08

it. As you know our been

9:11

hobnobbing with the king and queen

9:13

at Buckingham Palace was you know

9:15

some of us census you lock

9:17

away and work consumer ah the

9:19

first time his thoughts as an

9:21

as yet never gonna as accurately

9:23

say you didn't wear sliders into

9:25

bucking palaces and okay thank god

9:28

why he went to Sue because

9:30

they've been forgotten pass a lot.

9:34

On. Our So Jays as.is

9:36

all going. can you

9:38

remember. Years. Ago. We.

9:41

Were like. And now over the plate him

9:43

and he's just met the king and queen. Home.

9:47

And I'm not only Whittingdale I

9:49

know that is to with apps

9:51

a notice out it's about the

9:53

horses Happy ago that I chairman

9:55

emeritus to innately finished anyone who

9:57

owns Oreo Always the pros and

9:59

cons. That makes it look as check out or

10:01

yellow eyes of god Yes the got lots of a

10:03

lovely got have your eye car parked us to check

10:06

out. Never am. At say the best

10:08

in the business. Yes Now my god he

10:10

saw him. Orders X Robots have our first

10:12

argument. Getting

10:14

told my kids get it felt like we

10:16

would normally at this point say go much

10:18

as in the cinema Bomb the mister he

10:20

missed out. Now don't set out. Will.

10:22

Be doing something to Dems. I'm sure

10:25

it will have another life somewhere else.

10:27

So tonight London Friday Manchester The Han

10:29

Hi. Sorry birmingham. You

10:33

put better be on the table. And and

10:35

Sunday nights were in Bristol. Hello who are

10:37

and then a couple weeks I are in

10:39

Dublin and Belfast in the other way. Order

10:41

and the other what I was it Belfast

10:43

In in Dublin. Any. Other order or

10:46

was it possesses and of I believe say

10:48

okay so again we may have a lovely

10:50

time. Thank you if you watched in his

10:52

animals last night he came to the London

10:54

Palladium or she'd been to any of the

10:56

other shows. We will be back very soon

10:59

with another to her diary before go and

11:01

do shit The picture outset obviously as buddy

11:03

this helps has last night on a clue

11:05

or him as some oh I I'll be

11:07

honest when you told me that you will

11:09

bring in a makeup artist and your own

11:12

stylist. The I said I was like. Walk

11:16

this is a bit next level. Abby.

11:19

Yeah, And Laura. And Laura. Or.

11:22

Brilliant! This is Abby given us

11:24

tonight Know? oh she's she's watching.

11:26

Honestly, my makeup last night I

11:28

kept on this morning just as

11:30

well as obvious as cel. Honestly,

11:33

I felt like Vivian. She's

11:36

here at the as she their

11:39

the summer during fabric images of

11:41

west or whatever up and else

11:43

as know here for the of

11:45

the other with no new she's

11:48

invisibles Alka Seltzer anyway not advance

11:50

and have a lovely show. Break

11:52

a leg, have right leg and

11:54

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11:56

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