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be releasing a behind the scenes

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episode every day ish know yesterday.

1:33

Because. We went on to how was your

1:35

day off Less than a yes Jordan said

1:37

to me today he said oh I thought

1:39

you posted that day off picture on your

1:42

Instagram could you please explain for some people

1:44

were a day off his oh here we

1:46

go or wish you'd have a day or

1:48

I wish I would have a day earlier

1:50

my next day of his in a while

1:52

ago when with sake of oh when and

1:54

no I'm fine. World. law

2:00

Oh here he is, here he

2:02

is. Producer Ben on form. Words

2:04

were not used for saying. I say that, look,

2:06

if you'd have said to me a year

2:09

ago that you'd be hosting

2:11

Capitol Breakfast and you'd be

2:14

doing two nights sold out at the London

2:16

Palladium. Well sold out everywhere actually. Sold out

2:18

everywhere then. I would never believe you, so

2:20

I'm not windy and I'm absolutely thrilled and

2:22

I'm enjoying myself. How are you? Has

2:24

it all shrunk in that you've just done two nights at the Palladium?

2:27

Yes, I think it has actually, particularly

2:30

yesterday and actually last night during, Mikey

2:33

and I were watching Clarkson's Farm Series 3 at home.

2:36

I'm not sure, yeah. It was very good and

2:39

it got to about quarter to nine and I started thinking

2:41

of the bit in the show that we normally do

2:43

at quarter to nine. I started to think

2:45

of the evening in show terms. I

2:48

was getting in bed at half seven because that's

2:50

my life now and I'm in bed before Emmerdale's

2:52

finished. I

2:54

was like, oh, I'd be going on stage usually at this time. It's

2:57

going to be very odd next week when we're not doing anything. My

2:59

heart would be going, my arse would be doing 50p, 5p. Talking

3:03

of your arse, tomorrow

3:06

is... Well,

3:10

good. Your colonic. My

3:13

colonic, yes. I've had a few people texting

3:15

or tweeting me already saying, has Jordan been

3:17

today? But it is tomorrow before we go

3:19

to Birmingham. How are we doing this? Are

3:21

we filming it? Are we taking pictures? Where

3:24

are you happy with us putting the camera?

3:26

Well, he's not got one of those mini

3:28

cameras that's going to go up. An endoscopy.

3:30

Yeah. Who knows what we'd see?

3:33

Okay. Yeah, I'm having a...

3:35

Probably a wristwatch. Yeah,

3:42

oh my God, yes, you've lost your watch. Maybe that's where it's

3:44

gone. Oh

3:47

my God, you're like the crocodile in Peter Pan. Wherever

3:49

you go. Okay. You

3:56

can literally hear him coming. Anyway, we'll...

3:58

I wish it was this funny. They set.

4:02

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5:06

go onstage at for a second that

5:08

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5:10

for a candle Backstage now apparent when

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candle just to me By and Tv

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to know who you listen here nobody. Ever.

5:36

Gotten he says that's why candles stand gun for

5:38

me awake. For

5:40

else is going on Am is has her Palladium night

5:42

to recap. Yes they when we last page the Gene

5:44

Divas we haven't done. The second night of the played

5:47

him I loved the second I said the played him

5:49

i love the first nice and the played him but

5:51

obviously we didn't have the cameras and have the pressure.

5:54

of being streamed into the cinemas another

5:56

lovely audience yeah i think that was

5:58

our best night personally Do you? Yeah,

6:00

I think it was our best night. I think

6:03

the Guinness joke went down the best that night.

6:05

Yeah. And I just feel

6:08

like we were on it. Yeah,

6:10

we were. I thought we

6:12

were on it on Tuesday. Yeah, it was a good show,

6:14

but I just feel like Wednesday was probably our best show

6:16

of the tour so far. I think every time we do

6:19

the show, we get better and better because we're just comfortable

6:21

with it. And also I thought the questions that the audience

6:23

submitted on the Wednesday, because

6:27

we do genuinely not see those questions until

6:29

we open the envelopes on stage. I thought

6:31

they were particularly, did I say the

6:33

word good? They were of a

6:35

certain calibre, which led to good comedy.

6:38

And I also, at

6:40

the end of our run, when you were

6:42

off having done the Guinness joke, just sort

6:44

of making yourself nice again, you'll have to come to

6:46

the show to see what I mean there, I

6:49

had a little cry. I cried

6:52

as well when, at the

6:54

end, when we said goodbye. Yeah. Because,

6:57

yeah. So, look, let's be honest, we're very

6:59

lucky, we've had some phenomenal responses from audiences,

7:01

but it's normally when we walk out on

7:04

stage, the sort of

7:06

the wall of noise at the end on night

7:09

tour of the play team was incredibly special.

7:12

And that will stay with me forever. Yeah, it was.

7:15

Also, Paul Chuckles liked our video. Yes,

7:18

he has. Yeah.

7:21

Which is wonderful. Yeah. Did I tell

7:25

you I sit him in lockdown in the supermarket?

7:27

Really? Yeah, he got a bit close to me, I said, hey,

7:30

to me to you. Thanks.

7:36

A joke from four years ago. Lovely.

7:42

There you go, free joke. Thank you, Paul. And

7:45

in a similar vein, Susannah Reed

7:47

also liked the reel. Oh, did you? Yes.

7:49

Oh. Common is Susannah

7:52

Reed. Also, I urge you

7:54

to, we should say this as

7:56

well, thank you to the brilliant team at Audio Awards.

7:59

They're all amazing. The been fantastic. I still

8:01

don't know off your name. Sport,

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Evolve, Amtrak and then then yes

8:06

yes Stuart, Yes yes none. at

8:08

least Leone The I think that's

8:10

Lucas Lucas land is eggs and

8:13

that Muslim. Okay, I got that

8:15

right and put yeah there's a

8:17

really nice video. has Will Cow

8:19

at the played him and you

8:22

can just see. The.

8:24

Know have in our face. Is

8:26

Sam. At and America for the

8:28

of yes is an excellent wheels Alex

8:30

at sorry my aunt we'll such indeed

8:32

is that came from New York and

8:35

Texas yes I played him night to

8:37

which was lovely and I could Donald

8:39

Trump rally. I

8:41

don't think the New Yorkers vote for Donald

8:43

Trump like now. and they gave us a

8:45

lovely book. They did. Yeah Booker, your James

8:47

off I know about good. I'm at home

8:49

so thank you for the hedge that me

8:52

a really nice book that's going on my

8:54

display. Comedies on your display home in the.

8:57

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8:59

into the just hey, that's that's the

9:02

best way to go with it leanings.

9:04

The issue I'm sorry my be the

9:06

day when got such. A

9:09

mile. Saying

9:13

nothing have also am I would just

9:15

signed to as it was pointed out

9:17

so he buys thousands of people from

9:19

the episode. Two days ago we have

9:21

that tweet human to that some old

9:23

couple had walked into one of the

9:25

screen was in some cinema. Yeah and

9:27

sausage. What half of our shave before

9:29

realizing that they were in the wrong

9:31

screen and they meant to go and

9:33

see another show and I said it

9:35

was. and why am I to resign?

9:37

New The turns out it's the Film

9:39

Noir sorry Michael Seen who is representing

9:41

Nye Bevan who I believe created the

9:43

Nhs so it's completely know what I

9:45

thought it was. Ah I'm not aware

9:47

of that. I'm on a stings this

9:49

month because I've been through preoccupied. so

9:51

sorry to that's I am now aware

9:53

and I show. Make. It my

9:55

duty to count much that film sure

9:57

we do and some of our save

9:59

audience. Problems in dilemmas that results. From

10:02

the last night of the China? Yeah, okay, this

10:04

is from Emma. What's the As Capita? Even with

10:06

people who assume it's okay to shorten your name

10:08

without asking, I don't mind family and close friend

10:10

shortening my name, but I have a new boss

10:12

at work and they have just started to call

10:15

me Am and it's getting on my nerves. I

10:17

don't believe we're in that zone, but I don't

10:19

want to come across as fancy. Module

10:21

what what you think? Kill the think it's and. Sorry

10:25

we did do the same Jake then there's a

10:27

lot going on in the world war I think

10:29

why member saying on the night and you agree

10:31

with me was when they say am and if

10:33

you really don't like a he just say. Emily.

10:36

Also and. Yeah. Salary job

10:38

yeah more right at it to say

10:41

how you I'd never do it myself

10:43

personally bomb to my bank or George

10:45

now my love is what what? Oh

10:47

also I'm no is even the loves

10:50

by Southwest Jody Pops come from. Why

10:52

seven color majority part in that might

10:54

be than half year Lucas call that

10:56

mean have a nice so you'd say

10:59

how you an Ama I'm good some

11:01

cases just like that defy that. I

11:04

would use yet I'm not in front of others. I

11:06

think I think I wasn't on the night was. You

11:09

have to deal with it sooner than later. If you've

11:11

left it to years and leave allowed them to hold

11:13

am it. it is a bit odd to them step

11:15

in and go oh shit it's not my name any

11:17

to do with it sooner on the myself. this one

11:19

as well Somalia like this one is is. My twenty

11:21

eight year old son and I have moved into a

11:24

slot. Where. Are also. I've been reading a lot

11:26

of it. Does

11:28

it alien or I don't jinx It was been

11:30

a couple that I am a this put it

11:32

in comic sans to me so I can be

11:34

yeah. My twenty

11:36

year old son and I've moved into slot where I

11:38

sleep in the lounge on a sofa bed one that

11:40

to assess my some to pull my pet outside could

11:42

just falling to it when I got out. Upon arrival

11:45

my son so we'd heard a noise coming from. I

11:47

bet. We. Look through the slats and

11:49

there was a vibrator dancing on that

11:51

is the Silva. I couldn't fit my

11:53

hands free the slots as chased me

11:55

around with parrot songs like Dave of

11:57

Operation. My question is Campuses brilliant. Can.

11:59

I. use the tongs in the kitchen again

12:01

well as long as you've put it through

12:03

the hot cycle in the dishwasher I think

12:05

you're fine give it a wash with dish

12:07

mattic and then put it through the dishwasher

12:10

yeah and you'll be fine if you haven't got

12:12

a dishwasher give it a boil wash put it

12:14

in some boiling water yes a stearadent tablet or

12:17

a denture cleaning tablets you won't be familiar with

12:19

dentures just yet but you can use the denture

12:22

tablets are very good at

12:25

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12:27

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12:29

utensils very good for earthenware

12:31

pots if

12:33

you've done a casserole or a cassoulet,

12:36

coco van, dealis miss

12:38

chicken bask and you want to clean

12:41

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12:44

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12:46

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12:48

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12:50

and they bring they're

12:53

really good yeah yeah

12:55

but but I will

12:58

do both request what

13:01

we doing for tea tonight we said dinner

13:03

then are

13:07

we doing burgers well I've ordered burgers what

13:09

you having Ben's gone but you

13:11

haven't ordered it have you ordered

13:13

a burger yes all right I'll have a look I might get

13:15

a burger but I'm looking a bit you're

13:17

looking gorgeous and also also Jordan can I

13:20

also say from a practical interview and this

13:22

is this is we talk about the pizza

13:24

thing when I had my first colonic it

13:26

won't be in you for very long so

13:29

whatever you want to have tonight enjoy it because

13:31

it's coming out tomorrow at 10 o'clock I'll

13:34

leave you with that thought remember we'll be

13:36

releasing a special daily episode whilst we're on

13:38

tour and of course keep an eye on

13:40

our socials speaking of ice tomorrow I will

13:42

be for

13:45

tour up there no doesn't go there no

13:48

you're right which one behind

13:51

the scenes special content tomorrow in Birmingham

13:53

at the Symphony Hall plus I

13:55

have a date for a deep exact

13:58

exact excavation The reading

14:00

was going so well. Excavation. For those of you who

14:02

have come along to see us on stage, we'll see

14:04

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