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Alright. D D L E.

3:29

Solve them. Yeah. Solve them.

3:31

Solve those riddles puzzles included.

3:34

Get the answers.

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Yay.

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4:02

Wow. You gotta do a puzzle.

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A puzzle.

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Ooh, Ooh. A puzzle, a puzzle.

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A puzzle. Ooh, Ooh.

4:10

captain.

4:19

I'm JPC cheer mom.

4:22

And I'm married Keith coach.

4:26

So we have captain coach and cheer mom, and three.

4:29

What is our, what is our hay?

4:31

Riddle high mascot is just a big old question.

4:34

Mark. Is it like, is it like, Questo the question, mark.

4:39

Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, it is a Doritos Loco taco.

4:44

All

4:47

right. And Unfortunately I'm getting worried now due to budget, budget cuts.

4:51

It is a, a screenshot of an email that JPC has sent us that we haven't responded to the true essence of the three of us.

5:00

I haven't had A chance to look at the email cause I just came back from budget cuts.

5:04

And my haircut is That's

5:08

the one that I paid for. Cut your hair in the back of a rental truck.

5:11

Correct? Well, it drives around and moving people, But

5:14

you're not allowed to say any of the words cut your own hair because they don't technically do any of those things.

5:22

Yeah. You just have to be, just be very enthusiastic about the product.

5:25

Yeah. The pamphlet, the brochure. I got says it rearranges my follicles and I don't know what that means.

5:32

No, I got all my follicles rearranged.

5:34

Yeah.

5:37

There's basically nothing. I mean, I I've seen the star Trek movie with Chris pine, so I know all about rearranging follicles.

5:42

She stayed on board a little thing.

5:44

And then, and, and about halfway through the movie, Scotty comes in and he can do it midair.

5:49

Yeah. I saw a star strike with Chris pine and now I know all about falling in love.

5:55

Well, well, what is there? Is there a star track?

5:58

I don't think I've seen any of the movies.

6:00

And I also said star star tracking, not star Trek.

6:04

So come at me.

6:05

That was going to start tracking movie.

6:07

I would Like to see a scene.

6:12

The earliest we've ever seen Star

6:15

Trek universe, but instead of following anyone important, they're just following like a high school track team in space.

6:26

Hey, Hey buddy. You ready for the big meet today?

6:28

Yeah, we got Jefferson, right?

6:30

Well, I'm talking about dinner. We're having steak for dinner.

6:32

It's going to be a 32 ounce. Porterhouse.

6:34

You ready for the big meat? Well, I don't know.

6:35

We've Got the big meet tomorrow. Do you think I should have that much big meat?

6:39

Well, I'm giving you so much meat because you have to load up for the big meat.

6:41

You have to have, you know, energy and protein is where you're going to get a lot of that.

6:45

I Think I need carbs.

6:46

Honestly, if I have enough big meat, then I'm going to be tapped out for the big meat carbs Before

6:54

we get in the car and I drive you.

6:56

Oh no, no.

6:58

I'm saying that I have to get ready for the carbs ride, which is very long before we get to the big meat.

7:05

Listen, champ. I don't mean to shock.

7:07

Put you in your place, but for shot.

7:09

But tomorrow I really want you to give it your best shot.

7:12

Put it out there. Put yourself out there and give it a shot.

7:15

Can't

7:15

we

7:15

just

7:15

do

7:19

space.

7:21

I'm your alien neighbor. Here's some alien mail.

7:24

I

7:24

made

7:26

him. Oh, that's our Name? It's our neighbor. Ding dong.

7:28

You've been down. This Is your mail.

7:30

This is alien mail. Yeah.

7:32

Sorry. Oh, I guess while I'm over here, do you guys have any alien sugar?

7:36

I'm making a cake.

7:39

Wait, you're gonna need alien sugar for a regular cake.

7:42

Ah, you got me again.

7:43

You guys want to hang out.

7:45

You want an alien hangout?

7:48

Did you open this letter? It looks like you won the Gloria and Schwab publisher's clearing house sweepstakes, Adam.

7:53

I really appreciate you trying to make the worst walk on of all time, but you don't have to do this.

8:00

You don't have to, you don't have to do this.

8:04

I've never seen star Trek, but isn't there a movie.

8:06

I think I know this purely from Matt and Arnie referencing it.

8:09

Isn't there a star Trek movie where the whole plot is they have to go back in time and save whales.

8:15

That's star Trek three, I believe.

8:18

And yes it is.

8:20

Well as the country. So you have gotten that critical piece of information, correct?

8:26

We're just having to check with the sheep, But

8:28

that's not the, the, the more modern star treks, the more modern star.

8:31

Trek's our star, Chris pine.

8:32

And also for places, dad, which is that's Chris Hemsworth.

8:37

Right? I thought a fun piece of trivia that w might be, might confuse people that you could use it like a pop culture.

8:46

Pub trivia is like in what movie does Chris Hemsworth play?

8:49

Chris Pine's father because it's that star Trek movie.

8:53

And it's only for a little bit at the beginning.

8:54

And I think at the time when I saw star Trek, it was pre Thor.

8:57

So you don't even recognize him in store.

9:00

But now when I saw that I was like, pre can still get you right.

9:03

And rocked. But now I was like, whoa, that's Thor.

9:06

Thor's his dad.

9:08

Yeah. I think also there's a star Trek with Tom Hardy in it.

9:11

I think it's bad. People say it's bad, but Tom Hardy.

9:14

Ooh, LA LA. That was the third one.

9:16

The second one is Cumberbatch. And Tom Hardy is the third one.

9:20

I believe The third one you said was whales, but that's, that's the lawyer.

9:24

That's an old one. That's the older one that starts at three.

9:26

These weren't called. These were called like star Trek into darkness and star Trek.

9:29

The wrath of God. And there's one where the card gets context for the first time.

9:34

That's a star Trek, LASIK, Wait,

9:37

what's the movie where they say roads where we're going.

9:40

We don't need roads. Cause then they use a road.

9:43

They park in a road, every movie roads where we're going, we don't need roads.

9:48

We're going to walk over to the beach.

9:51

I think I only saw the first one.

9:52

Everyone was wondering about my silence just now it was me going, oh God, just grasping onto a memory of, I'll

10:00

say that first star Trek with Chris pine in it it's it has nothing to do with star Trek, the series, which I'm not a fan of.

10:07

I just have never watched it have anything against it.

10:09

It's just not something that I like watched a ton of.

10:11

It's not like good as in star Trek, but it's a great movie.

10:14

It's a very fun like action rump.

10:18

John Cho has a sword.

10:19

That's right. Harold and Kumar go to white castle guys got to forget you can't complain about that.

10:28

It's so weird that they, those both those dudes have gone on to do so much.

10:32

Like I think Kalpen worked for Obama's white house is like a, something, something big, but no matter where they go, they will always be Harold and Kumar.

10:40

No matter what they do. They're eternally known from that.

10:43

Calvin was in house for a couple of seasons, I think.

10:47

Huh? Huh. But interesting.

10:49

I Bet they're kind of proud of that.

10:51

I bet they're not like pissed. Oh no.

10:53

I, I, I assume they love it, but it's just, it's just funny that they're forever known for that one.

10:58

We Might be accidentally associated with each other forever.

11:00

That's true. How does he, how does that feel?

11:02

Even if you work for Obama's white house Accidental

11:07

or association, But

11:09

we had about as much control over it as Harold and Kumar had true.

11:13

Now, now I think wasn't the whole premise of Harold and Kumar go to white castle that both of them had done like bit parts in other, like what w who was in American pie?

11:24

Was that Sean?

11:26

William Scott? No, no, no, no. One of the, two of Them,

11:29

John Cho or Cal pit John Cho

11:32

was in bed and then Kal Penn was in something else.

11:34

But they were basically like bit parts in other movies.

11:37

And they were like, why not these two guys and a fucking crazy adventure, by the way, I remember That's

11:43

a way better title, by the way.

11:44

What

11:44

about

11:44

these

11:44

two

11:44

guys

11:44

in

11:44

some

11:44

sort

11:44

of

11:48

function? I Don't, I don't know.

11:50

What year was that movie? What year did that movie come out?

11:52

I want to say 2000, 2000

11:55

year, but so that makes us 2004.

11:57

But I remember thinking that movie was so funny.

12:01

Now let's do a little bit right now.

12:03

What percentage of that movie do we think ages?

12:06

Well, 2004.

12:09

So let's just say 5% came out like 15 years ago, 25% is good clearance.

12:14

And a movie that came out 15 years ago, comedy that came up 15 years.

12:18

I'd say 20%. There's some like establishing location shots, right?

12:22

Yeah. Okay. That counts.

12:24

Isn't Neil, Patrick Harris, like a Coke head or something.

12:26

I got to think Maybe

12:28

40% because I think that Neil, Patrick Harris can do no wrong.

12:31

Right? Like We

12:34

never know. We never know.

12:38

I'll I'll say I'll say 40%. So fans of the show, watch that movie and tell us how wrong we Were.

12:43

It's interesting to be like maybe the most wild I've ever seen a theater react.

12:48

Like I remember seeing liar, liar when I was in like maybe eighth grade or freshman year of high school or something.

12:53

And I remember being like, this is no movie will ever be funnier than this movie.

12:57

And now when I watch it, I'm like, eh, the call light.

13:01

And I don't know if it's because I've seen it a few times that it's not surprising, but I feel like there's other movies.

13:06

Like what we do in the shadows are wet, hot American summer.

13:08

I can watch ad nauseum. And it's always funny.

13:11

So I think there's just a time in your life where you'll laugh at anything.

13:14

Is that something I remember coming Out

13:17

of Meyer liar and I could not let go of the part where Jim Carey's talking to his son and his son leaves him and he's out like outside, like a birthday party for his son.

13:26

And he puts his hands down and they go right into the cake.

13:28

I could let that go, man.

13:30

I thought that was the funniest fucking thing.

13:32

When he puts his hands on the cake.

13:34

I don't know why everyone was like, yeah, it was a copy.

13:38

Jim was like, JPC. Did you hear what I just said?

13:39

And you're like, I didn't, I'll tell you why I cannot let that part go.

13:44

Hashtag hands in the cake.

13:48

Well, should we, should we get to some fucking riddles?

13:52

Actually I had, I had something to announce.

13:54

Oh, so Hold

13:56

on. Yeah. Aaron you're ready.

13:58

Thank you. Two one.

14:04

So this is a, this is a JPC announcement.

14:06

We were a little we're we're a little past our, our third anniversary.

14:11

So wait, does that mean we've had a third anniversary?

14:14

Does that mean we're on our fourth year of the show?

14:16

Is that right? We just finished our third anniversary where the whole year of shows was awful On

14:26

your back. So yeah, that's the math works, works out on that.

14:29

W this is our fourth year of, Hey, we're in a rental.

14:32

Yeah. So I have something to Claire in our fourth year.

14:36

Payroll riddle this, this whole year, this year, this whole fourth year is the year that I Love

14:45

riddles. Oh, that's Right.

14:48

I'm back in it. I'm rekindling.

14:50

My, my love for riddles.

14:52

And I love them again. I'm seeing them with a brand new eyes, I'd say, Wow,

14:57

I'm starting my stopwatch.

14:58

And I'm going to see how many minutes in that completely crumbled watch.

15:04

I don't see a scene where you're in space instead of you Guys

15:10

do what you will, but I will not say a bad word about riddles for the rest of this non calendar year, but Hey, riddle rental year.

15:17

So we're talking an August to an August.

15:19

Basically. It's going to be a September to remember.

15:21

This is happy Honda days, everybody, but we JPC loves riddles.

15:25

Now you can quote me on it. We are 29

15:28

seconds in. We'll see how many more seconds until JPC absolutely hates riddles Again.

15:33

I love it. So now we have two thirds, two thirds, majority enjoy riddles.

15:39

No, you know what? Let's all reset.

15:40

I feel inspired.

15:42

I'm going to reset.

15:44

And I love riddles now, too.

15:47

Okay. And Maybe a little bit of a competition to who can love riddles the longest.

15:51

Well, Here's something I failed to mention after I spoke just a moment ago, two thirds of us majority enjoy riddles.

15:58

I forgot to mention I no longer like riddles.

16:00

So this year I'm taking a backseat.

16:02

I don't like riddles anymore.

16:03

So it's still two thirds, majority.

16:07

Okay. People don't like to hear you sad at all.

16:10

It's too much for them.

16:12

People can tell when I'm sad, people get used to it.

16:15

You know, let's say PAC I'm on board.

16:18

I like all 3, 3, 4, 3, 3 more, three more Threes.

16:24

All right. We are a minute and a half in to all of us liking riddles.

16:27

Let's see how long it lasts. I'm paying I'm into it.

16:30

I got the rest of the, I got the rest of the year.

16:32

I got 51 more episodes of love and Reynolds, Aaron,

16:36

I got to say, I hope you got fucking nothing else to use that timer for.

16:40

Cause you need to let that run until we stopped liking riddles, which could be years.

16:44

Don't Worry, man. I got nothing going on.

16:49

And Casey just message us. He said all hate them now for balance.

16:53

So now Casey hates riddles.

16:55

We didn't know his stance before, but now we know he hates them.

16:58

It's Always good to have your editor be working against you.

17:01

They see the ads spiced in your relationship.

17:05

That's how you become a stronger swimmer. That's just the tide pushing us back for our listeners Who

17:09

are curious about the last 10 seconds in that weird sound effect that was happening.

17:12

That was JPC speaking in case he'll put noises over.

17:17

Are you talking? I'm ready.

17:19

Let's do some hurdles, which Canonically.

17:21

We all love.

17:23

We love them. Yum. Yum. Yum.

17:25

Yum. Let's all. Let's all. Give a big yum.

17:27

Yum for riddles. Yum. Yum.

17:29

Yum. Yum. Riddles. Actually, I'm going to continue to hate saying yum.

17:33

Yum. I haven't changed my mind on that yet.

17:35

I'm Honestly

17:37

a little sad because I it's been a week since I've had a rental and I'd love to have my treat daddy.

17:47

Okay. So here's the first word on the riddle we're going to do is a bit of a warm-up riddle.

17:50

And this is one that just a few hours ago, my mom called me.

17:55

It was like 1:25 PM.

17:58

She assumed I was awake.

18:00

She assumed wrong. So she woke me up with a call and she said, I am so sorry to bother you.

18:04

Which is how everyone in my family first greets each other.

18:06

So sorry to bother you. Sure.

18:08

And she said, she thought of a riddle while she was walking around her house.

18:12

Wow. So this is a mama, Patty, original riddle, and a, and we're going to try and solve it.

18:19

Thank you, mama. Patty. Thank you, mommy.

18:21

I'm ready. So the riddle she came up with is you and your cousin make a pact to talk every month on the phone.

18:31

You

18:31

find

18:31

yourself

18:31

without

18:31

having

18:31

talked

18:31

to

18:31

your

18:31

cousin

18:31

for

18:31

60

18:31

days

18:38

straight. And yet things are still on track.

18:41

How, okay.

18:44

Adeline With 46 seconds.

18:47

I have a question.

18:49

I have a question. This, this hurdle I know was pinned by your mother.

18:53

Yes. Do Erin and I have to have specific knowledge of your cousins in order to get this right.

18:57

Is it like, is it like, you know, Ricky has like a real weird clock that he uses?

19:02

Is it?

19:05

Well, the cousins on my cousins on my mom's side of the family have certain names.

19:10

And then the cousins on my dad's side of the family have very specific names that, that are not Ricky.

19:14

Yeah, sure.

19:18

Wizard. One of them can move through months.

19:23

I like Aaron. I really, I want to see a scene.

19:25

So this is, this is like a new, you know, I think Amazon is rebooting Lord of the rings.

19:31

I think today they even announced the release date for the TV show.

19:33

So this is like a Lord of the ring spinoff.

19:35

They found that some of Tolkien's writings and some chest inside of a kid's chest and moved him out, killed the kid.

19:45

But we have a new story. And this story is the calendar wizard played by Aaron and JPC.

19:50

You are sort of a Bilbo Frodo type.

19:54

You small town kid.

19:56

Who's who's yearning for adventure, but has nothing to offer.

19:59

Meeting, meeting the calendar wizard. Here we go.

20:03

What are you doing? What are you doing in Mirfield?

20:07

Oh, well I was wondering if he wanted it to be Christmas again.

20:11

I

20:11

can

20:11

make

20:11

that

20:14

happen. Whatever You want.

20:17

Nope. No, thank you. It was just Christmas two weeks ago.

20:20

So I mean another Christmas this year soon Would,

20:23

who are you?

20:26

You are, you don't want to go back to Christmas and re well hadn't the calendar was it of course Of

20:31

the calendar wizard or Whatever

20:34

month. I want it to be.

20:35

For example, I always skid March.

20:38

That's why there hasn't been a March for a millennial who gives a shit.

20:43

I don't know what More

20:45

cheese we haven't had one of those in so long.

20:49

Exactly. You're welcome.

20:51

Okay. Thank you. Okay.

20:52

Allow me to introduce myself.

20:55

This is my corn field.

20:56

I'm shell bow fish bones.

21:03

Yes. From the famous fishbone family.

21:05

Your grandfather used to steal my fireworks for time or two.

21:10

Oh, I'm sorry.

21:12

He was executed, sir.

21:13

Yeah, he, it was not just fireworks that he stole.

21:17

He stole from almost everyone in the Shire.

21:19

We actually haven't had an execution before or after my grandfather.

21:23

He was the only one we've ever done.

21:26

I'm sorry. I died. I shouldn't have made such a big deal out of groups.

21:29

Oh

21:33

my. Oh, I think they read a letter from You

21:34

at his execution. You are, I guess you couldn't be here.

21:37

You were maybe like a prime witness though.

21:39

Ah, God, ah, Got

21:42

stuff. I just remembered. I have a bunch of stuff, Please,

21:46

sir. Take a piece of corn before you go.

21:48

You can have as much of it as he wants.

21:53

Well, I mean, not just him, his wife and children stopped, sir.

21:57

They had no idea.

21:58

Oh, I'm getting a, I turned out.

22:05

All right, because I always take it in by the state.

22:07

The Harbert state obviously had a pretty rough go of it.

22:11

Ah, yeah. I'm walking. I'm walking backwards.

22:14

Nah, I'll come with you. Not really the best environment for a young Harbert since we really don't have much foster care.

22:19

Since we no Calendar

22:23

wizard. Can't you literally freeze time and go back five minutes.

22:27

No, just can change the month.

22:29

Can't

22:29

fix

22:29

that

22:29

can

22:29

go

22:29

back

22:29

to

22:29

when

22:29

I

22:29

wasn't

22:29

having

22:29

this

22:35

conversation. Oh, your powers Seem

22:37

pretty specific, sir.

22:38

I'm getting A,

22:40

oh, I'm getting a magical wizard call from my Brain

22:46

and All

22:48

you can come up with was call.

22:51

Is it? Isn't a wizard call inherently magical.

22:53

Why would you you're being treated civic.

22:56

It's a certain when you're too specific.

22:57

It's a lie.

22:59

Ah, good point. Good. Yes.

23:01

Let's talk about that. As Far

23:03

as excuses go, you use Something

23:05

that was so anachronistic that I would have no context for what a call would be.

23:11

Well, aren't we using months that wouldn't exist in this universe.

23:14

Anyway. I don't know how to do this.

23:18

Taught me, sir. I grew up in foster care because my grandfather and my father and all of my family, I'm getting Another

23:27

call.

23:27

Fish,

23:27

fish

23:34

bone. Oh, Ah.

23:36

And I'm the Only one of my day by the Calabar hall families.

23:40

Fuck it. It's March have fun with March.

23:42

It's kind of cold the whole time you keep people say it's the start of spring, but it's not About

23:48

the socks. Yeah. Good luck.

23:50

Good luck on St. Patrick's day.

23:52

Idiot.

23:56

The wizards getting on all fours and the horses riding on top of it.

23:59

Never seen that before.

24:02

Hey Adam, you don't have to do this to try to fix my scene.

24:05

Calendar

24:10

wizard. Yeah. I love calendar wizard.

24:12

I also like, well, he's dead now Adult.

24:17

Yes. This is this. A riddle is the answer to this riddle.

24:20

Something that has to do with cousins on your dad's side.

24:23

No,

24:23

no,

24:23

it's

24:26

not. Okay. So it's not.

24:28

So this isn't specific to my family too though.

24:33

Let me ask you about the wording on this bad boy. So it's you and your cousin are supposed to talk every 30 days or every month?

24:39

Every month. Every month.

24:41

And it's been 60 days since you've talked, but that's not a problem.

24:46

Yep.

24:46

Aaron

24:46

it's

24:46

the

24:46

31

24:46

30

24:52

Is Aaron. Do you have enough mumbles to share with the class?

24:54

Yes. Sorry. Oh, my mom only packed enough mumbles for me.

24:58

I mean, I have one love, but I'm not going to share it.

25:01

I just use my last Bumble.

25:03

I'm so sorry. I didn't even mean to.

25:07

Okay. So I know the answer ate the last of the craft mumbles.

25:11

We were supposed to have tacos tonight.

25:12

I Want to, I want to play a character called mumbles.

25:15

The clown. Who's just like goes to kids parties and it's like, fucking kill this guy.

25:19

What'd you say?

25:20

Happy birthday.

25:22

Have happy birthday. I know the answer.

25:25

Dump them. You can't get anything past me.

25:27

Dumb them. Well, Aaron, just so you know, this is my mother's riddle.

25:30

So you're directly calling my mom, Patricia dumbed up.

25:35

I'm giving a call.

25:37

There's a special place in hell for women who hate on other women.

25:41

I'm getting a call.

25:41

So,

25:44

okay. It's they talked on July 1st and then they didn't talk again until August 31st.

25:53

Cause those two months have 31 days Next

25:56

back there.

25:58

Bingo. Bango, Hata. Aaron. Not only is that exactly right.

26:01

You use the specific dates.

26:03

My mother said when she gave the answer, she said July 1st and August 31st.

26:07

So those are the only ones that work.

26:09

Just, just, Just

26:12

to quibble with the wording that your mom chose.

26:15

Can you read back into the record, your honor.

26:17

Read back exactly what your mom submitted.

26:20

Okay. We're going to carve out some time for JPC to quibble.

26:22

Check back, check back party pack Jack Fox fact.

26:29

Come

26:29

on,

26:29

come

26:29

here,

26:29

hand

26:29

out

26:29

your

26:32

mumbles. Wow. I don't, I didn't write it down.

26:35

This is just from memory, but I believe she said you have a pact with your cousin to talk on the phone every month.

26:40

Yes. It's been 60 days since you last talked to your cousin, but you're still on track to fulfill this agreement.

26:49

Okay? Okay. Got you. Something along those lines. Yeah, Totally

26:52

fine. There that you're on track to fulfill the agreement because I'm assuming that you and your cousin had had a conversation that said we're going to talk on the very last day of the month, first day, last day, something like that, because otherwise I'd be fucking nervous that me and my cousin, we're not going to connect to this month because there is one day left in the month.

27:09

And I haven't talked to my cousin yet.

27:12

I want to see a scene.

27:12

And

27:12

the

27:12

two

27:12

of

27:12

you

27:12

are,

27:12

are

27:12

the

27:12

two

27:12

of

27:12

you

27:12

close

27:12

with

27:12

any

27:12

of

27:12

your

27:17

cousins? No.

27:20

Okay. As long as one of you is not okay.

27:23

Yeah. I don't, I, I, I'm not terribly close with any of my cousins.

27:27

I enjoy my cousins by just don't talk to them very much.

27:30

So let's do a scene. The two of you are two cousins who are talking on the phone for the first time in like however long, perhaps your parents both urged you to talk to each other.

27:40

So this is cousins reconnecting after a long drought.

27:45

Hey Claire. It's it's it's your own, Jennifer?

27:52

Sorry. Right out of the gate.

27:54

It's fine.

27:54

No, it's it's Jerome now.

27:57

Yeah, I haven't gotten my no, no, no.

28:00

I'm I'm Jennifer.

28:01

Oh,

28:01

you

28:01

didn't

28:01

get

28:01

it

28:01

from

28:01

Claire

28:01

to

28:04

Jennifer. We changed our name to the Dave.

28:06

I changed my name from now.

28:09

We have a grandmother named Jennifer.

28:11

Oh,

28:11

that's

28:14

right. I, I forgot that.

28:16

All of us cousins were born Jennifer, as if we got to pick our own names after high school, I thought you went by Claire.

28:22

What happened to the Claire?

28:23

My

28:23

sister's

28:23

name's

28:27

Claire. I think that from Jennifer to Claire, you forget, are you confused about who you called?

28:33

No, no, no. So I, you know, there's what, there's 12 of us.

28:37

We were all born. Jennifer. We all got to change your name.

28:39

We went to high school. I obviously went to Jerome, but again, I answered it, Jennifer from all the people that knew me back then, which is when I knew you doesn't matter.

28:49

So you prefer Jennifer, is that what I'm hearing?

28:52

We fast forward 20 minutes into the conversation Anyway.

28:54

So Jennifer given Nick, can I help you?

28:59

I just like, I'm so happy to just chat, but like We

29:03

fast forward an hour into the conversation.

29:05

J E N N I F E R.

29:11

Yeah. They spelled that. We all spelled it the same. All of cousins.

29:13

Got it. Spelled the same because our grandma's name, I guess was Jennifer.

29:17

Yeah.

29:17

That's

29:17

where

29:17

I'm

29:17

calling

29:20

you. Grandma's dad.

29:21

So

29:25

funny. I love, I love it's like, I want to see a scene between a doctor and a patient.

29:30

It's like a doctor.

29:32

I'm worried about my intestine. Well, I'm actually a nurse practitioner.

29:37

Oh, can I talk to the doctor?

29:38

No, the doctor died.

29:41

Okay. I thought it would be funny that they hadn't connected in so long that he forgot her Name

29:46

and Eric mistake.

29:47

It

29:47

was

29:50

Very funny. And just gave me a little peek behind the curtain.

29:53

It was funny. Don't ever mistake me.

29:56

so thank you, mama P for that, for that bespoke griddle.

30:01

Thank you So much. Like a joke, but I genuinely really liked that rental.

30:04

So I'm 15 minutes into liking riddles.

30:06

Wow. Let's do another one.

30:12

Okay, sure.

30:16

That's what I was looking for. Okay. You want a verbal affirmation in spitting seltzer?

30:23

Everywhere. Oh, oh, oh, Oh.

30:26

Over

30:26

lasted

30:31

seltzer.

30:36

Okay. Here's the next one please. The biggest glitch I've ever seen, we broke for a second.

30:41

All right. My nose burns. Now.

30:44

Susie saw red. She was extremely furious.

30:47

Her two neighbors were blasting their radios very loudly.

30:51

Susie could not even hear the person she was speaking to on the telephone.

30:55

Due to the racket.

30:56

Even though her neighbors never lowered their radios.

30:59

Susie was able to hear the other person on the phone better.

31:03

What's going on?

31:05

Okay. Start over. I'm so confused.

31:07

Go ahead. When you said that Susie turns Red,

31:10

I was like, that's it. That's the operative word.

31:12

And then there were so many more words that I wasn't expecting that I thought I don't think that's important at all, But

31:17

she's bred that riddle is a haunted house.

31:20

It feels like, like a scary sentence that I don't know how to get on the doors.

31:23

Your little Wanted something jumps out to be fair.

31:27

I never said that Susie turned red.

31:29

She saw senses.

31:30

Susie saw red.

31:32

She was extremely furious.

31:33

Her two neighbors were blasting their radios.

31:35

Very lovely. Susie could not even hear the person she was speaking to on the telephone.

31:39

Due to the racket.

31:41

Even though her neighbors never lowered their radios.

31:44

Susie was able to hear the other person on the phone better.

31:47

So this is there. Clearly.

31:49

There's clearly some time passing by to where she's frustrated by the volume of her neighbors radios.

31:54

And then at some point suddenly she's able to hear the person on the phone better.

31:58

And the radios aren't as bad, Her

32:01

negative. And I know it. I got it. And I know it at all.

32:04

You cannot fool me. Aaron ever since you decided to love riddles, you are crushing them.

32:09

I'm Better at them. There's something to that, but I'll never learn at all.

32:14

Is it because she was calling into a radio station that they happened to be playing and then she could hear the person answer her phone call.

32:21

And then she said, can I suggest a song?

32:24

And they go sure. What song? And she says, when everyone, whatever, whenever by Shakira and they go, that's not a top 40 hit.

32:30

And she says, play the song and she can hear it better.

32:32

Cause it's on the radio.

32:35

Aaron, I don't know if I followed anything you said, but I do want to see a quick snippet.

32:38

Am I wrong?

32:39

This I will have to.

32:41

I have to take a break and kind of parse through what you said.

32:44

I want to see a 32nd clips and Erin, this is Shakira in 2022.

32:49

She's on stage, about to play whenever, whenever.

32:52

And as she starts singing it, she realizes she forgot the words.

33:24

Hello?

33:29

Hi. Do you know the lyrics?

33:39

Got it pulled up here. But in order for you to get these lyrics, you're going to have to see the drive time morning.

33:53

I love calling a radio station and be like, can you tell me lyrics?

33:58

Hi, I'm the guy from Coldplay. Do you know the lyrics?

34:02

So Aaron, I'm not really sure.

34:03

So you're saying her neighbors are playing the same radio station that she's calling into.

34:09

So she's hearing like double.

34:12

Yeah. So she's hearing the person that she's talking to on the phone.

34:17

That's a good guess if not a confusing guest, but it is incorrect.

34:22

Are hurting neighbors blaring like a call-in talk radio show.

34:26

And she's talking on that talk radio show.

34:30

That's it. That's all right. Answer. Okay.

34:31

I'm going to scream.

34:38

People love blaring talk radio.

34:41

I'm going to make a pool and instead of water, it's your blood.

34:44

Hey, I got a question for y'all.

34:45

Do you guys know What,

34:47

like read the verb would be like to read someone or someone's been read, but I'm asking if you guys, if you're familiar with that slang term.

34:58

Yes. Okay. I was, I was not until like a week ago.

35:03

Okay. So what happens is typically this is, I think not, maybe not exclusive, but I think primarily used in the drag queen community and it's, they, they usually say the library is open and then they will start to read everyone and to read it, everyone has to like roast them and it can be, they can be harsh roasts, but ideally that the concept is that there's love behind it.

35:24

And it should be not, should not be taken to heart.

35:27

Yeah. But at the same time, it can be pretty fucking brutal too.

35:30

Right? Yeah. Once people overstep their boundaries.

35:32

Yes. And it's a lot of fun. It's a lot of commentary on physical appearance, which was shocking to me.

35:37

Yeah. I guess in that, in that context, it makes sense.

35:39

But I guess it is to be just like, it's like to be like, like disk very hard.

35:43

You better read.

35:47

Anyway. When you said that that lady was selling, your whole deal is Yeah.

35:50

When you said that she was seeing red, I was like, oh, in my mind, I'm like, okay.

35:54

So she's about to read these to slack jawed yokels who are listening to talk radio.

36:00

Totally wrong, totally wrong. But I got the answer. Right. So that's nice.

36:04

So you two were both incorrect, but it's you're, you're not too far off ish.

36:10

So Susie saw red, she was exceedingly furious.

36:13

Her two neighbors were blasting their radios very loudly.

36:15

Susie could not even hear the person she was speaking to on the phone, into the racket.

36:20

The radio Started

36:22

playing the voice of the person that she's talking to.

36:26

So I will say that there's no, the person she's talking to has nothing to do with the bracket being caused by the other, by the neighbor's radio.

36:35

Okay. Are the neighbors, radios playing two separate things or the same thing?

36:40

It doesn't matter. It doesn't say for the sake of the riddle, we'll say two separate things.

36:44

Okay. But it truly has no bearing on the answer to the riddle and the whole operative thing is that she can hear the person she's talking to you even better because of the racket.

36:52

No, it's the, so she's on the phone with someone, her neighbors are blaring their radios.

36:57

She can't even hear the person on the phone.

36:58

Then something happens.

37:00

And even though the neighbors, radios are still blaring, she can now hear the person on the phone better.

37:06

So it all has to do with the context of what's going on, does that you solve the riddle will become clear.

37:11

Why got the, she was able to hear it.

37:14

Does the Person on the phone, on their end, turn to radios on that are playing those same two different things to cancel out all of that noise.

37:25

Okay. I can't even Possibly begin to dip my toes into what's going on here.

37:29

I got to say, Hey dude, I actually liked the way you think I sort of scratch the right part of my brain.

37:36

I was like, yes. That's how the world should work.

37:39

Yes.

37:43

I'll give, I'll give a hint. And the hint is when you think of neighbors, what do you think?

37:48

Like in your mind's eye, when you hear neighbor, walk me through the picture of this being painted.

37:52

Okay. Seth Rogan To

37:55

a college like party house.

37:58

Right. But he's like, okay, Wait

38:00

a minute. Is he going to get a little annoyed?

38:03

But oh, he's going to get annoyed, but best guess what?

38:05

Aaron, he's also going to get even now F Ron has no fucking clue.

38:09

Oh yeah. Zach, the abs Efron.

38:12

I mean, his shirt is off immediately.

38:15

As soon as this movie goes, I think it started with what was the question at all?

38:19

What

38:19

do

38:19

you

38:19

think

38:19

of

38:19

when

38:19

you

38:19

think

38:19

of

38:24

neighbors? So rethink What a neighbor could be.

38:26

Good

38:26

neighbor,

38:26

state

38:26

farm

38:26

is

38:30

there. This is don't overthink that it's just retail neighbor.

38:32

That's a type of, yeah.

38:35

So I think, I think most people, when you hear a neighbor, you think of a physical house next to your house.

38:40

Right? So rethink what a neighbor could be.

38:42

Neighbors could be the temporary.

38:44

Is this a neighbors in like cars? Are these car radios?

38:49

Oh buddy, you nailed it.

38:50

So is She just driving away?

38:53

And that's why it doesn't.

38:54

She can hear the person.

38:55

So here's, what's going on.

38:57

I've never heard of the car phone. Susie

38:59

was on a cell phone while stopped at a red light.

39:01

That's why she saw red her two neighbors, quote unquote, who had their car radios on, pulled away.

39:07

When the light changed to green, she didn't know.

39:11

She hit the car.

39:14

I need to see a scene out all your guide, driving his car with the windows down.

39:20

And you think that JPC is following you, but really he just wants to keep hearing the same song that you're playing on your radio.

39:27

And it's you finally sort of snap.

39:30

Okay.

39:33

I could never be a woman.

39:35

Why

39:35

is

39:35

this

39:38

guy? Is riding my tail.

39:39

What is going on?

39:41

Is this just like a Milwaukee thing or is, come on buddy.

39:44

Back off, but I could never be me.

39:50

Yes. Yeah. Can you hear me?

39:54

But yeah, I can hear you.

39:56

Is there a problem?

39:58

Yeah, you're on my you're on my fucking tail.

40:00

It's like, you're trying to bump up against my bumper.

40:04

Oh, I'm getting too close. I'm so sorry.

40:06

I'm S I'm so sorry.

40:07

I'm so sorry.

40:10

It's just that I'm listening to white towns.

40:11

Your woman, if famous 1990 the song.

40:16

Yeah. I mean it it's a cover.

40:17

Oh, is it?

40:20

Yeah. They didn't do it originally. Now it's a cover of a much older.

40:22

I thought that you might like to know.

40:25

Okay. I heard you enjoying the song and every time I see someone enjoying, I can never be your woman by white town.

40:30

I do have to let them know that it's a cover.

40:32

Technically it has been sampled Who

40:35

sang the original. It's an older, As

40:37

you get older, like jazz song.

40:43

Oh, hi. You know why I

40:45

pulled you over? I'm an alien named and I just wanted to let you know that no one knows that song.

40:50

No lots of people do.

40:52

You're an alien, but They

40:54

don't know where they know it from. Cause it's a cover.

40:57

I don't know. Older song. You Don't come to fucking Mars and say, no one knows what this fucking glop food is.

41:02

A lot of our songs.

41:04

I know some Martian songs.

41:07

Yes you do. David Bowie.

41:09

Oh shit.

41:10

He was one of yours.

41:13

Rocket man. That's one of ours.

41:16

Elton John.

41:16

There's

41:16

a

41:18

Sample of that white town song on the new Dua Lipa album.

41:22

No. Yeah.

41:23

I have to listen to it.

41:25

I Always think about the Imperial March when I hear it.

41:28

Huh? Like, oh dude.

41:29

Yeah, but it's white, but it's a cover.

41:33

You're My fucking best friend. Hey, will you, Hey, will you Me?

41:38

My name?

41:40

My name's will you have the same grandfather?

41:44

My name is Wasi.

41:45

Oh,

41:45

speaking

41:45

of

41:51

Noise. Is that woo.

41:54

Woo. I don't think it was woo.

41:56

I think it was wheel. I think it was. Yeah, I did that.

41:58

That was intentional.

41:59

We're

41:59

going

41:59

to

41:59

take

41:59

a

41:59

quick

41:59

break

41:59

and

41:59

we'll

41:59

be

41:59

right

41:59

back

41:59

with

41:59

puzzles,

41:59

which

41:59

we

41:59

love

42:07

now. We love him.

42:08

Hey,

42:17

Aaron. I got to pick With

42:18

you. What's going on?

42:22

Oh, okay. That's weird. I don't know how you knew that I had a bone to pick with the two of you.

42:26

Well, you know how you guys, I said, look, I was, I needed some help, like meditating and getting into like meditation.

42:31

And then you guys recommended me head caps, lock, and it's in all caps.

42:37

And I, it feels like it's screaming at me and it didn't work at all.

42:42

Oh, okay. GBC.

42:47

Okay. JPC. These beginnings to ads there.

42:49

They're getting exhausting. You say like, oh, I thought you meant Fred phase or Dead

42:54

space. Don't burn once that I haven't been don't burn them.

42:56

All I'm saying is I think you would find some peace of mind in some of mindfulness.

43:00

I think she would calm down for the start of these, these ads, these paid ads.

43:04

If you just went to headspace.com.

43:05

Now Headspace is your daily dose of mindfulness in the form of guided meditations in an easy to use app.

43:12

So easy a JPC could use it.

43:14

Oh, head space.

43:15

It's

43:15

one

43:15

of

43:15

the

43:15

only

43:15

meditation

43:15

apps

43:15

advancing

43:15

the

43:15

field

43:15

of

43:15

mindfulness

43:15

and

43:15

meditation

43:15

through

43:15

clinically

43:15

validated

43:23

research. Also they can really help with anything.

43:25

You need to feel better. Overwhelmed.

43:26

Headspace has a three-minute SOS meditation for you.

43:29

I listened to it before I go to sleep because that's what I need help With.

43:33

Okay. I just found an infographic that pretty clearly explains the difference between Headspace and had caps lock.

43:37

A Headspace is backed by twenty-five published studies on its benefits.

43:40

600,000 five-star reviews.

43:42

And over 60 million downloads had caps lock.

43:45

It looks like it's just the letter. A and it's like 60 times.

43:47

Well,

43:47

JBC,

43:47

I

43:47

hate

43:47

to

43:47

admit

43:47

this,

43:47

but

43:47

you

43:47

deserve

43:47

to

43:47

feel

43:53

happier. And Headspace is meditation made simple.

43:55

So go to headspace.com/riddle that's headspace.com/riddle for a free one month trial with access to headspaces full library, eat your heart out bell of meditations for every situation.

44:09

This is the best deal offered right now.

44:11

Head to headspace.com/riddle today, And

44:15

stay away from head caps, lock.

44:16

It's all yelling.

44:20

Hey, Adelyn JBC.

44:21

You know, when you have guests visit from out of town and you feel really guilty making them sleep on the sofa.

44:29

Oh yeah, because of kind of my stink and how I'm on there.

44:32

Like 13 hours a day. Yeah. There's

44:33

three things that start to distinct. After three days, fish and family.

44:39

I love your standup and I want to get back to it.

44:41

But my sister just came into town to visit and I didn't feel guilty at all because she got to sleep on my all forms sofa, which is my favorite place to take a nap.

44:49

I was more jealous that you got to sleep on it.

44:51

Ooh, Aaron, you're talking about all for them. This is from the company that makes helix mattresses, right?

44:55

Which gives me the best night's sleep I've ever had in my life.

44:58

He looks mattress, but I have an all formed couch as well.

45:01

And when people come over, they always say, this is the nicest couch.

45:04

And then they plopped down. They take my chase lounge side of the couch, and then I'm all upset.

45:08

And I start to cry and I call you.

45:10

Remember, I want to get back to your stand-up battle.

45:13

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45:22

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45:26

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45:29

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45:34

She had to sleep on what I made, but no complaints.

45:36

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45:41

And I have a dog and I was still able to pick that color because it's so easy to clean.

45:45

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45:48

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45:50

That's also a flavor. Oh, Wait, what?

45:53

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45:58

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46:05

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46:07

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46:11

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46:20

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46:21

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46:30

We were pleased as punch.

46:31

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46:36

And you know, he he's nothing but trouble.

46:38

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46:42

That's more than three months, but not a ton more than three months, just technically more than three months.

46:47

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46:52

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form.com/riddle, R I D D L E To

47:13

me risky. Pete, you want to sit on these nails?

47:15

I told you last time, I'm not buying your sofa, Pete, I

47:18

guess we're going back to adult. Stand up.

47:20

What else? What else? Where are you from?

47:29

Okay. We are 27 minutes and 48 seconds in to liking riddles.

47:37

How does everyone feel physically and emotionally?

47:40

Now I want to just point something out because I feel like people are downgrading because what I said was I love riddles and Aaron even throwing the like word around now, I'd been in a relationship before where, you know, love.

47:52

And like, it's been very important with one person saying one word, the other person saying the other word.

47:56

So I just want to come off the bat and say, I still love rentals.

48:01

Having a lot of fun, getting to know them.

48:03

No. It's like, I think casual and fun. And I feel like we're really having fun hanging out.

48:08

I feel like Erin loves hanging out with mm Mm.

48:11

Yeah. And the way I feel is I, I still love riddles, but I get the sneaking suspicion that riddles don't love me back if that makes sense.

48:18

Sure. Yeah. There's something to unpack there.

48:21

Yeah. Aaron, how are you doing Who's

48:24

to say at any given moment?

48:26

I don't self-assess I never take my temperature.

48:30

Whatever's just happening in here is happening and I'll never know what it is.

48:36

Fair enough, huh? Okay. Interesting way to go back your life.

48:39

Probably healthy, right?

48:40

You're

48:40

loving

48:43

riddles. It's fucking Valentine's day over here because we have a chocolate box full of more.

48:51

Okay. Sure. The famous politician made sure that his acceptance speech would not be misquoted.

48:57

It wasn't what's going on the famous politician.

49:05

What did it make sure his acceptance speech would not be misquoted And

49:11

it wasn't.

49:11

Oh,

49:11

he

49:11

didn't

49:14

win.

49:18

Or he says the version of his speech to all the newspapers.

49:21

I

49:21

love

49:24

it. I Love you to win. And he never got to give the acceptance speech.

49:27

Is it? He didn't get to give the acceptance speech for some other reason.

49:34

Like he Didn't, he didn't want his acceptance speech to be misquoted.

49:36

So when he wanted, he just got up on the stage.

49:38

He like raised his hands, quieted the whole crowd, and then just put on sunglasses and leaned back.

49:42

He

49:42

got

49:42

my

49:45

vote. You're describing spuds, Mackenzie bow bow.

49:49

I want to see a scene.

49:51

I wanna see a scene JPC.

49:54

You're a politician. Who's giving an acceptance speech for a role that you did not win a role.

50:03

What do you say to Baltimore fulfill a role To

50:07

be president of the United States will shave A

50:12

position you did not. When you're giving an acceptance speech in a very positive manner.

50:18

So I'm giving you a separate speech for something I lost.

50:20

Yes. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. And Aaron, you are the, a reporter interviewing this politician.

50:27

Oh, I just want to just, just to clarify, this is person giving an accepted speech to one reporter.

50:35

So You're, you're probably inserting your acceptance speech.

50:38

I got it. Got it. I just want To make sure add all those.

50:40

What are the accepted speech?

50:44

Okay. I got it. I got it. Thank you so much for talking to 1, 2, 3 news today.

50:48

I just wanted to give you my condolences for losing the race.

50:52

We think that was a race while run you two are very close the entire time.

50:57

How are you feeling today?

50:59

Post losing the race.

51:01

First of all, Jennifer, was it Jennifer?

51:04

I wanted to say I thank you for the condolences.

51:08

I do not accept them.

51:09

Will not require them.

51:11

I look, I love my team.

51:14

My team did a hell of a job. We ran a hell of a campaign.

51:17

And when the final numbers came back in, I'm really going to enjoy working with him in Washington, DC.

51:22

I think that everybody that I worked with is gonna make legislating their number one priority.

51:30

So they're going to support your opponent's camp.

51:34

Like there, I'd

51:36

love to talk about my opponent. I'd love to talk about my opponent because The

51:40

winner who Glen Ran a hell of a campaign, Glen, read a hell of a campaign.

51:43

And you know, I'm sure years from now, when he thinks back on what went wrong, he's going to have a lot of insight, but right now let's not talk.

51:52

Let's not, let's not make it about that because he's going through something right now.

51:55

So let's not make it About that through things and packing for DC, DC.

52:00

Yeah. I mean we're, I mean basically when I'm packing for DC, what I'm bringing is a, a backhoe, because we're going to have to clear the swamp out of all of the corruption.

52:11

You're still planning on moving to oh yeah.

52:13

Oh yeah. Jennifer definitely lost.

52:16

So it's important to be where the action is because that's where the American people are going to need me.

52:21

That's where they're going to want me on the front lines.

52:23

And that's what I intend to do.

52:24

This was never about an election.

52:26

This was about a movement.

52:28

And this was about a people in a will.

52:31

And the will of the people was expressed at the ballot box.

52:34

And it doesn't matter what is reflected by that will the will is what matters.

52:42

Okay. This just in this guy has gone crazy.

52:48

Oh, Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer, Jennifer, You

52:51

can't, you can't start wandering into my shop.

52:53

Well, It's my shot.

52:55

The people voted and the people said every shot should be the big shot.

53:00

And I'm The big shot. As we get paid closer and accepting his loss, really embarrassing.

53:05

Really a sore loser over here.

53:07

We're going to go back to Jennifer.

53:11

It sounds like you're trying to quit the interview. If you leave the interview, I win the interview.

53:15

So are you accepting that you lost the interview?

53:20

I will offer you condolences. If so, I would Like

53:23

the number of your, Okay.

53:25

Which one? How, how many phones you got?

53:31

That's what the calendar was. It should have said I'm getting a call from my therapist to do you to watch in homeroom in high school.

53:39

Did you have channel one news?

53:41

No. What is that been a regional thing.

53:43

It was just like a news program geared towards, I guess, teenagers where it was like this just in Brussels sprouts are delicious.

53:54

Like it was, I think I want to say Anderson Cooper was one of the anchors and that's how he got to start.

54:00

I might be wrong. So this was Like

54:02

a real, this was not just something that they get more high school.

54:06

I don't know. Yeah. I think it was like a national thing, I think.

54:12

So it was called channel one news and it was like every day in high school.

54:16

And during homeroom, we would sit there and for like 10 minutes, we'd watch this program and then it would, I don't know if it was pre-taped or live or what?

54:25

Oh my gosh. I think it still exists.

54:26

Still exists. Was it Anderson Cooper closed in may of 2018?

54:30

It closed. Was it a brick and mortar?

54:34

Yeah. There is a storefront in Chicago. No, they didn't.

54:36

Maybe it started in 1989 and then it was national debut was when 1990.

54:41

And it's like an educational program.

54:44

I can try to figure out what's the controversy.

54:48

No, we all know to the controversy.

54:50

Okay. I don't know.

54:52

I don't know if it was meant to be played in schools, but our school, they were like, oh, This

54:58

wasn't like kids read the news.

55:00

This was like adults doing news.

55:03

Yeah. Okay. Okay. This is the most American thing I've ever heard.

55:07

What the controversy is.

55:08

It was because of the commercial content on the show.

55:13

Critics claimed that it was a problem in classrooms because it forced children to watch ads and wasted time in tax dollars.

55:21

So they sold ads.

55:25

See it's kids. We love watching it. Cause we're like, every minute we're watching this as a minute, we don't have to be in class.

55:30

Yeah. So we adored it And

55:33

we're going to advertise every moment That

55:36

my child is watching an Eggo commercial.

55:38

They're not learning about critical race theory, which is the only thing that I care about.

55:42

Lose the ads, put the CRT back in the classroom, baby.

55:48

They're like, if They're learning, if they're looking at Eggo waffles, they don't have to learn anything applicable.

55:54

They're going to like pause like, oh God, oh God, the world is, If

55:59

they're watching the me want hunting, Combs, creature, whatever the high incomes mascot is, which is like a rabid hedgehog or something, then they're not learning how to spell the words.

56:10

You're you go to school to learn how to spend money and not know how to do your taxes.

56:15

That is what the American education system is all about.

56:18

Did You guys, did you guys ever take mental health when you were in school?

56:23

Did your parents allow for mental health days?

56:25

Yeah, we, my, my, my, my mom definitely did.

56:30

It became, that was like more of a thing that was in high school.

56:34

Like I don't think it was necessarily a thing in grade school.

56:36

I still, I had to like fake sick sometimes to get out of things.

56:40

But in general, sometimes if you were just like really stressed and I think we were all really stressed in high school because it was a very aggressive curriculum.

56:47

We, we could, we could take like a mental health day and then not go to school.

56:52

And I do remember that I got a letter that got sent home, that there was like, you there, you could have 10 excused absences a year.

57:01

And I had used eight excused absences and they sent a letter to my house to be like, Hey, your son is missed eight days of school.

57:09

And I was like, bitch, these are excused absences.

57:12

It's not like I skipped school.

57:14

I had an excuse and I have two more of them.

57:18

So it's like, it's like somebody being like, Hey, you know, you've almost used all your PTO.

57:22

It's like, yeah, it's fucking mine.

57:24

That's mine for me.

57:28

It's very JPC to call an entire high school a bitch.

57:33

Yeah. I would have, I mean, I think that's great to have mental health days, but yeah, I, when I went to school that was back when my Coca-Cola had cocaine in it and cereal was used to curb masturbation.

57:43

We stopped doing those jokes a while ago. You don't need to do them a dig yourself.

57:50

Yeah. My mom let me take mental health days, but she wouldn't let me take them on a day that she knew I had a test.

57:56

So I wasn't allowed to use them to try to avoid a test and I'd go, mom, that's the whole point.

58:03

But I do appreciate that.

58:06

She wanted me to take them. Sometimes there are just some days that it was just like too much.

58:10

If, if my child came up to me and they were like, I need to use a mental health day and I was like, what's going on?

58:15

And they're like, well, if I use it today, I get to skip taking this test.

58:18

I have more time to cram for it. Or I can take a makeup test, which is like a way easier version.

58:23

I'd be like, yeah, that's a definite home run reason to take a mental health day.

58:27

Are you kidding me to make a test Texting

58:30

you my mom's number?

58:31

I'm just going to need you to say that exact thing, please.

58:34

Thank you so much, Your

58:36

kid to develop street smarts, not just smarts, they would, If

58:41

they're out there slinging cocaine for death, because I want my kids to have a drug business.

58:48

I don't know if I could tell you a single thing I learned in college or a single thing I learned from math in high school.

58:53

What's math.

58:54

It's

58:54

a

58:54

drug

58:54

that's

58:54

made

58:54

in

58:54

mostly

58:54

trailer

58:54

parks

58:54

and

58:54

then

58:59

explodes. That's crystal Pepsi.

59:01

Oh, truly.

59:05

It's so wild. It's so wild that the high school was like, okay, welcome to math class.

59:10

This little computer is going to do everything you need it to do.

59:13

But you're going to sit here and learn how to talk to this computer where it's like, I never there's nothing that happened in, in geometry or anything that I've had to apply in life ever, ever, never.

59:25

I don't Know. So I, as, as people know, I am the bookkeeper for Hayward and riddle.

59:30

And you would not believe the number of times I have to throw a fucking trapezoid.

59:33

So those books, I mean, it's like, it's very math heavy, but it's all geometry.

59:37

It's almost all Geometry

59:39

might be doing something wrong.

59:41

I hate to button to your job.

59:43

But the fact that it's a huge, it's like trying to find it.

59:46

I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Aaron.

59:49

Okay. Leave it to me.

59:50

Okay. By the way, quick meeting, we owe the IRS three acute trial.

59:55

We are fucked.

59:56

Oh no, we are.

1:00:00

I spent, I spent, I feel like society should, we should reverts to there's a little known nonfiction book called the giver.

1:00:08

It was based on a time in society where you were just told what your role would be when you were a little kid.

1:00:13

I feel like that's how we should do things is like, you're going to be, Hey, you three, you three are math people.

1:00:19

And that's going to be your focus. And so like best of luck.

1:00:21

And then we shoved them into a boat or whatever, but it's, it just feels, I don't know.

1:00:28

We need to start teaching kids.

1:00:30

How many acute triangles they're going to owe the government.

1:00:33

We're just need to start unfolding here.

1:00:36

Here's the Thing. Here's the thing. The government already knows how many acute triangles you owe it.

1:00:39

It's all the fucking TurboTax lobbying industry that makes us do taxes this way.

1:00:45

The government Should just tell me how much I am.

1:00:47

So I'm actually Seeing here that you owe a circle and I go, what?

1:00:53

Here's what I want. I have to pay a circle in 12 days.

1:00:56

You kidding me?

1:00:58

Unless you can tell me this a conference.

1:01:00

Here's what I'm proposing.

1:01:01

And I need the two of your support.

1:01:04

Sure. We need to start a high school that teaches a new radical curriculum.

1:01:11

It's going to be called Hey, riddle high.

1:01:15

Okay. My brain just smashed to the moment where we're all getting arrested, Rydell

1:01:20

high. We need people to enroll.

1:01:22

If you would like to enroll, email us at HRR podcasts at or go on social media and use the hashtag riddle high here's, what's going to happen.

1:01:33

We're going to get in so much trouble. They're going to be like this.

1:01:35

Isn't accredited. You can't just teach kids how to hate Parents,

1:01:40

sweetie. They let Jared Leto do whatever he does and he's not arrested.

1:01:43

Nobody lets Jared Leto do what he does a halt or something.

1:01:47

So my man JPC millennia, Aaron, we are the three principals.

1:01:54

We're not only principals. We're three teachers and we're your three best friends.

1:01:57

And we're also the three cafeteria workers.

1:01:59

So enroll now.

1:02:06

Okay. Enroll. Now classes are going to start probably in September.

1:02:10

Okay.

1:02:10

Well

1:02:10

September

1:02:10

I

1:02:10

didn't

1:02:10

say

1:02:10

what

1:02:10

year

1:02:15

2021. Well, wait, hold on, hold on.

1:02:18

Maybe

1:02:20

If we had some help from a little calendar wizard, it might.

1:02:23

I told You

1:02:26

he's dead. He died.

1:02:27

He's dead.

1:02:30

We gotta do one more rental. Do you have another rental for us?

1:02:32

I love them. I love the thing.

1:02:35

You're in Luck. We have one more riddle and it's the one we never solved.

1:02:39

Oh shit.

1:02:41

Wait. Well, was it the famous politician made sure that his acceptance speech would not be misquoted.

1:02:45

It wasn't what's go on Marvin

1:02:52

gay everyone. Not misquoted because he took out all the spaces and just read every word really fast.

1:02:59

I wish that is incorrect.

1:03:01

Can we have a hint?

1:03:02

Something

1:03:02

someone

1:03:02

said

1:03:02

earlier

1:03:02

was

1:03:02

pretty

1:03:07

close. Oh, was it not misquoted?

1:03:10

Because he, he, he changed it to just be one word, which was just him saying like, thanks.

1:03:15

That's the closest we've been so far without going over.

1:03:17

But this is, think about no, go to room and think about what you did.

1:03:26

I mean, this is, this seems like something that would even be happening with like modern day politicians, even though I'm sure this riddle was from a while ago, we did it.

1:03:37

Yeah. Mission accomplished. We just put up a banner.

1:03:39

So this is all, we're all we're circling the right answer.

1:03:41

So what can you do?

1:03:43

What's the one way it's almost, I think it's like a parable where it's like to do this.

1:03:50

You do this in the parable so that you re so that you don't remove any doubt from others.

1:03:56

How does it go?

1:03:59

Huh? I know. So now we're trying to guess a parable that you don't know.

1:04:01

This is gonna be tough.

1:04:03

So no, sorry. I went to the salvation army and I found a pair of bowls that are stunning.

1:04:07

That would go well with my armor.

1:04:08

So this is something where it's like, you can balls and an armoire bowls.

1:04:15

So, so what's, what's the one way that they can ensure that they won't be misquoted.

1:04:21

There's one obvious way that they actually, They

1:04:25

made it a dance. They made their acceptance speeches, the visual beautiful dance.

1:04:29

I wish Aaron you're pretty much right.

1:04:31

Can you just speak to, instead of what they're doing, can you tell me what they're not doing?

1:04:35

Talking? They're not talking. The politician said nothing.

1:04:39

What's the, there's a parable.

1:04:40

That's like better too.

1:04:42

Wait, I, that was the first thing I said.

1:04:44

I said sunglasses and leaned back.

1:04:46

Oh my bad.

1:04:47

And then you want to fucking thumbs up, dude.

1:04:51

Here you go.

1:04:51

What's the verbal, that's like better to have less than that.

1:04:56

Better to not say anything.

1:04:58

And have people think that you're stupid than open your mouth and remove all doubt.

1:05:02

Yeah. It's something like, I think that's pretty much it.

1:05:05

Exactly. Yeah. Well there's over 150 episodes of Havilah riddle or we're just chatting.

1:05:11

So I feel like cat's out of the bag about how dumb we are.

1:05:15

That's true.

1:05:18

Oh Aaron, do you hear that? That was cat's out of the bag, which means one thing, lightning round.

1:05:22

Ooh, we have a riddle that we have to solve in one minute or less.

1:05:26

You two. Ready? I'm ready please.

1:05:28

Don't put the cat back in the bag. He's very lonely in there.

1:05:32

Well, it depends on if he answers. It's a shorting hers back.

1:05:34

So if he goes back in there, he might be dead.

1:05:36

No, no, no.

1:05:37

That we can see in here. The cats in the bag.

1:05:40

Oh, the shirt. It goes bags of I've got down in quality.

1:05:44

The box. You don't see a cat's face pressed up against the gasping for air.

1:05:47

Skip

1:05:49

ahead. Skip ahead. Two minutes, everybody.

1:05:51

They got to the top of the box, just like swatting.

1:05:53

I Love cats. I would never hurt one.

1:05:55

Here we go. Kevin's happy family. We're often negative to the people who knew them.

1:05:58

Even each other. Most people admired the family greatly.

1:06:02

I'll read that one more time.

1:06:04

Kevin's happy. Family were often negative to the people who knew them, even to each other.

1:06:08

Most people admired the family greatly.

1:06:10

What's going on here.

1:06:12

Okay. Got it.

1:06:13

Are they actors?

1:06:15

This is a show where people are like, oh, we love that family so much, but they're so sick of each other from fucking working on set with each other every day personally.

1:06:23

Right? They are famous performers.

1:06:25

Oh, oh.

1:06:27

I was going to say that they were doctors and they would give people a negative test result and that would make them feel good.

1:06:32

Aaron, you are correct in that. The term negative is used in a different way than how we usually use it.

1:06:38

Well, so we were both, right?

1:06:40

So you're both right.

1:06:41

Aaron, did you, did you have something you wanted to tell our Audience?

1:06:44

I mumbled pregnancy, but I have no more mumbles left.

1:06:47

I'm sorry. I did have one extra mumble in my bag, but I didn't know when I told you I was on a mumble, they didn't know I had one more.

1:06:52

So they are my art entertainers, Actors.

1:06:56

They're entertainers, Lightening, round 30 seconds laughed.

1:06:59

They are famous performers, famous professors, possibly.

1:07:04

I think what we have to discover now is why negative means.

1:07:10

So Kevin's happy. Family were often negative to the people who knew them, even, even each other.

1:07:16

Most people admired the family greatly.

1:07:18

One of Those restaurants where they're mean to each other, The

1:07:22

ass is a family of ed, the Vivex, our rep to Ed

1:07:25

to validate, do Shakespeare together.

1:07:27

Oops. All the

1:07:30

Yeah. Shakespeare.

1:07:32

Okay. I don't know what else can be negative. Negative magnets where They're

1:07:36

doing like slams on each other or they're it's it's drag race and they're all reading each other.

1:07:42

Possibly Aaron magnets is closer, but see it's a different use of the word negative.

1:07:50

We have 10 seconds left.

1:07:51

Is it Fung Sway in the use of negative space?

1:07:55

Aaron, I don't want to put these cats back in this bag, but you're not giving me much choice.

1:07:59

Don't anything about funks way? My bedroom has two walls of windows and the wall that doesn't have the window or the closet or indoor on it.

1:08:07

There's not really a room for a bed, but you're not supposed to put your bed under windows, but I'm sort of running out of options here.

1:08:14

Anyone have any for me?

1:08:15

I don't know the answer to this rail.

1:08:17

You've Been in this place for like over a month.

1:08:21

Just got my furniture a couple days ago though.

1:08:23

Aaron.

1:08:30

Here's what I'll say for a hand in terms of negative.

1:08:32

Paul Simon, Walter, I OS that that one woman who shoots Annie Liebowitz.

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1:08:58

That's a little tricky, but That's

1:09:01

not how we do photos anymore.

1:09:03

I want to see a scene.

1:09:03

Aaron and JPC.

1:09:05

The two of you are you're a couple and you are tag team photographers.

1:09:10

So you are a famous couple that does a lot of shoots with celebrities and bands and whatnot.

1:09:14

And the two of you were doing a photo shoot and your method when you're calling for poses and all the stuff is a little unorthodox.

1:09:19

We're going to see that while your photography while you're photographing me an actor who just won an Oscar.

1:09:27

Okay. Chad. Chad, is it Chad?

1:09:29

Okay, great. And we're going to start, honey.

1:09:32

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1:09:37

Give me a war chant.

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And I, I don't know if you saw him bald. So the fan is not really.

1:09:42

It's just kind of, don't worry about It. Don't talk to us.

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Don't talk to us. We're not here.

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Warrior.

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There's a piece of spring Pie in front of you.

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Take a big bite of pumpkin pie.

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Don't fake it. The internet, you pie the pie.

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I'm also allergic to pollen The pie away from the fan.

1:10:19

It's getting too close to the fan.

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We're moving the fed closer to the PI.

1:10:24

Is your phone on you?

1:10:26

Yeah. Do you call your brother? Call your brother right now.

1:10:29

Spell Reese Witherspoon in your mind.

1:10:31

Don't say it out loud. Don't say it out loud.

1:10:34

Don't say it out loud in your mind, Josh.

1:10:36

Hey, can you hang on for a second?

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to him. Describe Josh's smell to him.

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Describe it. Josh.

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I'm sorry, mother.

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Then other piece of pie, the insurance got the pie.

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Shit. Shit, shit, shit. Okay.

1:11:02

I guess he didn't notice the intern is your brother say hello to your brother?

1:11:06

W E T H or You really knew your brother.

1:11:09

You would know his smell. He's been right in front of you.

1:11:11

I got the shot. I got the shot as well, but this guy never answered the phone.

1:11:16

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1:11:24

Getting it. Aaron Keefe.

1:11:26

Do you have anything that you've gotten recently in terms of plugs or something to promote or tell people?

1:11:33

Okay. So I want to plug this podcast in general.

1:11:36

And then also the fact that I just was a guest on it.

1:11:39

It's called crushes by Deanna Ortiz and I she's a friend of a friend and we met at a bar recently and I heard about her podcast and I got home from the bar and I did not stop listening to her podcast for like two weeks.

1:11:54

It is so charming. It has one of the best energies of any new podcasts I've ever listened to.

1:11:59

And she basically just talks about crushes with different comedians, like a celebrity crushes you had growing up and she plays the game a hot or tall, like, is that person hot or are they just tall?

1:12:09

And it is so funny and so fun.

1:12:12

And she had so many good guests and I got asked to be on it.

1:12:15

And I had the best time I was so nervous because I'm a huge fan, but please check it out.

1:12:21

I think everyone would really, really enjoy it.

1:12:23

Tall sounds like a Patrion game that we would have.

1:12:26

Bet. I know. I think that I'm like trying to get her.

1:12:28

I want her to come on a Patrion episode and play with you guys.

1:12:30

Cause you guys absolutely love it.

1:12:34

Hot or tall.

1:12:34

Aaron, can you give us a little sneak preview in terms of naming one of your crushes?

1:12:40

Maybe I said the entire cast of Newsies, but maybe I didn't have to find out.

1:12:46

She definitely did.

1:12:48

No, maybe not. Maybe I said something else.

1:12:50

Maybe dev Patel for way too long.

1:12:53

I never find it.

1:12:55

I just saw the green night last night.

1:12:57

I'm so excited to see him. He's he's a hunk of medieval metal JPC.

1:13:03

Anything to plug?

1:13:05

No, Just my normal stuff.

1:13:08

JP. So fly on Twitter, shark Parkman on Instagram and Twitch coming out in the Twitch chat.

1:13:13

Isn't Adelita that you'd like to plug.

1:13:17

Ooh. Yeah. I Would like to plug the we're wrapping up the third season of hello for the magic Tavern.

1:13:22

Our finale should be out in the next week or two.

1:13:26

It does star one, Erin Keefe as MoMA, the mouse and a few other surprise guests.

1:13:31

So check out our finale of season three and then we're to take a little bit of a break.

1:13:36

We're gonna note on that. I have one of the hardest I've ever laughed on any podcast episode ever was that recording.

1:13:42

So, And

1:13:44

then magic is going to take a bit of a break. We're going to get massages.

1:13:46

We're going to go eat healthy.

1:13:48

And then we're going to be back with season four, which is going to have all kinds of fun surprises and stuff.

1:13:53

And we're excited to announce all that.

1:13:55

And then also I was a guest on a podcast called a reasonable beef.

1:13:58

That's called a reasonable beef, which I don't know if that's an Australian term.

1:14:03

I think heaps beef isn't also in term, but I got to talk about one of my favorite bad movies called nothing but trouble.

1:14:08

So please check out reasonable, reasonable beef podcasts.

1:14:12

It's hard to say sometimes And to check out the Hayward, a real Patriot on patron.com/hayward riddle.

1:14:16

If we have our first stretch goal, our newest stretch goal is for an adult episode, a Adelaide episode where called Shaw.

1:14:26

I'm sorry. What's the, what's the name of the adult?

1:14:29

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1:14:31

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1:14:35

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1:14:38

We would love for everyone to hear it. So head over to the Patriot and sign up and get us closer to that stretch.

1:14:43

Cool. And if you are one of the first, let's see here, 26 people who emails us about wanting to attend Rydell high school in the email, put in your favorite letter and the first 26 people who do that will get a Letterman jacket.

1:14:56

Of course, a riddle high, a Letterman jacket is just a jacket with a giant letter on it.

1:15:01

You pick your letter, but there's only 26 to go Around.

1:15:04

That's not going to happen.

1:15:07

Nope, but I'm, I'm going to answer some emails in about three weeks.

1:15:10

I'm going to be confused as to what the fuck people are talking about.

1:15:14

Aaron, speaking of looking into the night sky and being confused as fuck as in terms of what's happening, you ever look out there and see something where you just can't eat your mind.

1:15:23

Can't grasp what you're looking at. You ever see that Jupiter?

1:15:27

No, it's just a plain bye.

1:15:30

Forever. Waka Waka kids.

1:15:31

I wonder how long that's gonna last Patrick.

1:15:36

Hey

1:15:59

there Jennifer's and Claire's, if you like that, you are going to love this week's Patrion.

1:16:02

It's our first ever chatterbox episode.

1:16:04

You can listen to that. Plus our entire back catalog at patrion.com/hybrid or riddle by joining the clue crew for $5 a month or the review crew for $8 a month.

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You can build your own box or get a variety pack with available flavors like Coan, fruity, frosted, peanut butter, blueberry, and cinnamon. Those are all my cousins' names. Mhmm. And don't worry. Unfortunate. It's keto friendly, gluten free, grain free, soy free, and low carb. And I gotta say, they just brought back two of their most popular flavors cookies and cream and maple waffle. And I am I keep getting out of bed at eleven PM because I go, you know what? I'm craving it, and I want it. It's so good. Arne they're back permanently, so you can get attached to them. These flavors were so popular when they were introduced for a limited time that they sold out extremely flavors were so popular when they were introduced for a limited time that they sold out extremely quickly. And now You can get these flavors delivered to you in your now, You can get these flavors delivered to you in your body. Oh, I don't I don't know. know. I love magic I love magic spoon. 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Remember, get your next delicious bowl of guilt-free cereal@magicspoon.com slash rental and use code riddle to save get your next delicious bowl of guilt free cereal at magic spoon dot com slash riddle and use code riddle to save five dollars off. This is the best day of life. I'll grant you both two I'll grant you both two wishes. I wish that JPC could have my wishes. Arne I wish for thank you you. Magic spoon for sponsoring this magic spoon for sponsoring this episode. Arne, I'm walking out the door. I'll get him later. The doctor was the mother. Hit it on a black light. Oh, the network cold fish. It was the cabin of an airplane. It happened with RIDDLE, solve them. Yeah. Solve them. Solve those riddles. Puzzles included. Get The answers. Yay. Give me an Give me an IAR. Give me ADD. Give me a d. We just gave you one. Give me a d. Wait. D. What's that spell? Rifai Oh, good? I couldn't tell I couldn't tell. MYSTER. Wow. You gotta do a puzzle. puzzle. A puzzle. A puzzle. A puzzle. A puzzle. A puzzle. gonna wear it? Riddle. Riddle. I'm at or captain. I'm JPC, the cheer mom. And I'm Aaron Keif. Coach. So we have captain and cheer and Fantastic three. What is our what is our hay riddle high mascot? Is it just a big old question mark? Is it like Is it like Quisto the question Arne. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts, it is a Doritos Loco due to budget cuts, it is a Dorito's Coan taco, Kjell. Alright. I wanna And, unfortunately, I'm getting word now due to budget budget cuts. It is a screenshot of an email that JPC has sent us that we haven't responded to -- Yeah. -- essence of the three of us. Yeah. I haven't had a chance to look at the email because I just came back from budget cuts, and my haircut is That's the one that I paid the one that I paid for. That's the one gonna cut your hair in the back of rental truck. Correct? So you don't wanna drive around and move the people. So Yep. But you're you're not allowed to say any of the words cut your and hair. Because they don't technically do any of those things. Yeah. You just have to be just be very enthusiastic about the products. Yeah. The the pamphlet brochure I got says it rearranges my follicles. I don't know what that means. No. I got all of my follicles rearrange. It's been there. It's gotta be all rearranged. There's basically nothing. I mean, I I've seen the star Trek movie with Chris pine, so I know all about rearranging I mean, I I've seen the Star Trek movie with Chris So I know all about rearranging follicles. He's still bored a little thing. And then and and about halfway to the movie, Scottie comes in he Coan do it mid air. So Yeah. I saw a star trek with Chris Pied Arne now I know all about following him. Well, This is Chris Pine. Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. What is there is there a Arne Trek? I don't think I've seen any of movies. I Oh. -- I also said Arne track and not Arne track. So contact me. You've that was in a Arne track What? I would like to see a scene. Yes. It's far. The earliest we've ever seen Earliest we've ever seen that already made It's not a Arne Trek universe, but instead of following anyone important, they're just following, like, like a high school track team in space. Hey hey buddy. Are you ready for the big meet today? You We got Jefferson. Right? Well, I'm talking about dinner. We're having steak for dinner. It's going to be a 32 gonna be a thirty two ounce border house. You ready for the meat? Well, I don't I don't know. We've got the big meat Do you think I should have that much big meat? Well, Well, I'm giving you so much meat because you have to load up for the big I'm giving you so much meat because you have to load up for the big meat. You have to have, you know, energy and protein is where you're gonna get a lot that. I of that. I think I need carbs honestly. If I have enough big meat, then I'm gonna be tapped out for the big meat. Carbs before we get in the car and I drive you out. No. No. I'm saying that I have to get ready for the car herbs ride, which is very long before we get to the big meet. Listen, champ. I don't mean to shot put you in your place, but For shot put tomorrow, I really want you to give it your best shot. Put it out there. Put yourself out there and give it a put yourself out there, and give it a shot. Coan we just do space? I'm not here. I'm your alien neighbor. Here's some alien male. I may This is That's our it's our neighbor ding dong. Hey, ding dong? This Is your is your mail. This is alias mail. Yeah. Sorry. Oh, I guess while I'm over here. Do you guys have any alien sugar? I'm making a cake. Wait. You need alien sugar for regular cake? Ah, you got me You got me again. You guys wanna hang outHey. If you wanna hang in and hang out. Dingdong, did you open this letter? It looks like you won the Korpen Schwab Publishers clearinghouse sweepstakes. Adal, I really appreciate you trying to make the walk on of all time for Adele. Let's see. But you don't have to do this. You don't have to you don't have to do this. See. I've never never seen Arne but isn't there a movie? I think I know this purely from Matt and Arnie referencing it. Isn't there a Star Trek movie where the whole plot is they have to go back in time and save whales? That's Star Trek Coan. Three I believe. Arne, yes, it is well as the country. So you have gotten that critical piece of information correct. Oh, good job. Hey, guys. We're just having a check with cheap, but that's not the the the more modern Star The more modern Star Trek Storeorpins Arne also Thor places dad, which is that's Chris Hymsworth. Right? I thought a fun piece of trivia that might be might confuse people that you could use it like a pop culture pub trivia, is, like, in what movie does Chris HIMsworth play? Chris Pine's father because it's that star Trek play Chris Pines father? Because that Arne Check movie, and it's only for little bit at the beginning. And I think at the time when I saw a Arne it was pre Thor. So you don't even recognize him as Thor. But now when I saw that was like, Arne can still get you ragged and rocked. But now it's like nice. Whoa. That's the sword. Thor's is dead. I think also there's a star trick with Tom Arne in it. I think it's think it's bad. People say it's bad, but Tom Arne. Oh, blah. That was the third one. The second one is cumberbatch. And Tom Arne is the third one, I believe. The third one you said was whales. But that's that's the lawyer. an old one. That's the older one that starts at one. That's the older one. That's trajectory. These were called these were called Trek into darkness Star Trek. The wrath of the wrath of Khan and some And there's one where the card gets context for the first there's one where picard gets context for the first time? That's Arne Trek LASIK. Wait, what's the movie where they say roads where we're going? We don't need roads because then they use a road. They park in a road. That's almost every movie. Roads where we're going, we don't need roads because we're gonna walk over to the beach. I think I only saw the first one. Everyone was wondering about my silence just now. It was me going. Oh, god. Just grasping onto a memory of which of those moves. I'll say. That first Arne Trek with Chris Pined in it. It's it has nothing to do with Star Trek the series, which I'm not a fan of. I just I've never watched. don't have anything against it. Just not something that I like watched a ton of. Mhmm. It's not like good as in Star Trek, but it's a great movie. It's a very fun, like, action rump. John Cho has a sword. That's right. Yeah. Harold and Kumar go to White Castle, guys got a freaking sword. You can't a complaint about that. What's that the love? It's so weird that they those both of those dudes have gone on to do so much. Like, I think Penn worked for Obama's White House is like something something big, but no matter where they go, they will always be held in Kumar. No matter what they do, they're internally known from that stunnerment. Calpin was in house for a couple seasons, I think. Mhmm. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's interesting. I I bet they're kinda proud of that. I bet they're not, like, pissed. Oh, no. III assume they love it. But it's just it's just funny that they're forever known for that one thing. We might be sent me associated with each other forever. That's true. How does he how does that feel? Even if you work for Obama's White House. I don't think it's accidental or association. No. I mean but we had about as much control over as Harold and Kumar had. true. Now, now I think wasn't the whole premise of Harold and Kumar go to white castle that both of them had done like bit parts in other, like what w who was in American Now now think it wasn't the whole premise of Harold and Kumar go to White Castle that both of them had done like bit parts in other like, what who was in American Pie? Was that Sean? William Scott. No. No. No. No. No. 161 of the two of them, John Choe or Or I think John Choe. John Choe was in that and then CalP -- I think. -- PIN was in something else. But but they were basically like bit parts in other movies and they were like, why don't these two guys? And a fucking crazy adventure. By the way, I remember Harold. That's a way better title, by way. What about these two guys in some Coan a fundraising venture? I don't I don't what year was that movie? What year did that movie come movie? What year did that movie come out? I wanna say two thousand Two thousand your butt. So that makes sense. Two thousand four. But I remember thinking that movie was so remember thinking that movie was so funny. Now let's do a little bit right now. What percentage of that movie do we think age as well? So two thousand four so let's say six five percent? Yeah. It came out Keif years ago. Twenty five percent is good clearance of the movie that came out fifteen years a comedy that came outHey fifteen years ago? I'd say twenty percent. There's some, like, establishing location shots. Right? Yeah. Okay. That counts. Isn't Neil, Patrick Harris, like a Coke head or Patrick Harris like a coke head or something at what point? Yeah. I I gotta think maybe forty percent because I think that Neil Patrick Harris can do not wrong. Right? Like, I don't know. We never never know. We never We'd never know. I'll I'll say I'll say I'll I'll say forty percent. So fans of the show, watch that movie tell us how wrong we It is interesting to be, like, maybe the most wild I've ever seen a theater react. Like, I remember seeing liar liar when I was in, like, maybe eighth grade or freshman year high school or something. And I remember being like, this is no movie will ever be funnier than this movie. And now when I watch it, I'm like, the call. light. And I don't know if it's because I've seen it a few times that it's not surprising, but I feel like there's other I don't know if it's because I've seen it a few times that it's not surprising, but I feel like there's other movies like what we do in the shadows or what hot American summer. I can watch Adnan Osmium it's all funny. So I think there's just a time in your life where you'll laugh at anything. Is that something? I've been coming out of -- Sounds like a liar, liar. I could not let go of the part where Jim Carey is talking to a son and his son leaves him Arne he's at, like, a outside, like, birthday party for a son and he puts his hands down and go right into the cake. I could let that go, man. I thought that was the funniest fucking thing when he puts his hands in the cake. I Toney know why. Everyone's like, yeah. Is a Arne. Feature was like JPC. Did you hear what I just said? And you're like, I didn't. And I'll tell you why. I cannot let that part go. Hashtag hands the cake. Well, should we should we get to some fucking riddles or whatever? Actually Headgum had something to announce. Oh. So we Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Aaron, you ready? Thank you. 161. We've all did it. JPC announcement. So this is a this is a JPC announcement. We we're a little we're we're a little past our our third anniversary. So, wait, does that mean we've had a third anniversary. Does that mean we're on our fourth year of the show? Is that right? Well, we just finished our third anniversary where the whole year shows was awful. Tingdong. I'm new Arne Tingdong, you're back. So yeah. That that's the that works works out on that. This is our for the fourth year, hey, we're in rental. Yeah. So I have something to declare. It our fourth year Adal. This this whole year -- This is a fourth year. -- this whole fourth year is the year that I love riddles. Oh. That's right. I'm back in it. I'm rekindling my my my love for Adal, and I I love them again. I'm seeing them with a brand new eyes. I'd say, wow. I'm starting my day to day watch, and I'm gonna see how many minutes in that completely crumbled. Eric's all that a Arne It's a sharp watch. don't see a scene where we're at space instead of -- Right. -- sharp sharp track. You guys do what you will, but I will not say a bad word about Adal for the rest of this non calendar year, but hey riddle riddle year. So I we're talking in August to in August, basically. It's gonna be a September to remember. This is happy holidays, everybody, but we JPC loves Reynolds now, you can quote me on it. We are twenty nine seconds in. We'll see how many more seconds until JPC absolutely hates Reynolds again. I love it. So now we have two thirds, two thirds, majority enjoy So now we have two thirds two thirds majority enjoy riddles. No. No. You know what? Let's all Let's all reset. Though? I'm feeling inspired. No. I'm gonna be inspired. I didn't ask this. Arne I love riddles now too. Okay. Okay. And we'll hear some people a bit of a competition to who can love Adal the longest. Well, here's something I felt to mention after I spoke just a moment ago. Two thirds of us, majority enjoy Adal. Forgot to mention I no longer like Adal. So this year, I'm taking a backseat. I don't like Riddles anymore. Okay. So it's still two thirds majority. Okay. But people don't like to hear you sad at all. It's too much for them. Hey, I don't know how People can tell when I'm sad, people get used to can tell when I'm sad. Hey, people. Get used to it. You know what? Let's say, Clark, I'm on board. I'm like, what is all 33433 more threes. Three more threes. Alright. We're a minute and a half into all us liking Adal. Let's see how long it lasts. I'm paying I'm into I'm paid. I'm into it. I got the rest of the I got the rest of the year. I got fifty one more episodes of Love and Riddle's anything. Aaron, I gotta say, I hope you got fucking nothing else to use that timer for because you need to let that run until we stop liking Riddle's, which could be years. Don't worry, man. I got nothing going on. Okay. Arne Casey Chris message us, he said, I'll hate them now for balance. So now Casey hates Adal. We didn't know his stance before, but now we know he hates him. It's always good to have your editor be working against you. They said that adds spice to the relationship. That's how you become a stronger swimmer. That's too far less pushing us back. For listeners who Arne curious about the last ten second in that weird sound effect that was happening. That was JPC speaking. Nice in case you'll put your noises over. Are you talking? Wait a sec. Alright. I'm ready, Adal. Yeah. Let's do some riddle which, economically, we all love. We love them. Yum. Yum. yum yum. Let's all let's all give a big yum yum for riddles. Yum Yum. yum yum yum riddles. I outHey, Steve. I'm gonna continue to hate saying yum yum. I need my mind on that yet. Okay. My bad. I'm honestly a little sad because I it's been a week since I've had a WiddleWednesay love to have my treat daddy. Well, okay. So here's the first Adal. In the first riddle we're gonna do is a bit of a warm up riddle. And this is one that just a few hours ago, my mom called me. It was like, one twenty five PM. She assumed I was awake, she assumed wrong. So she walked me up with a call, and she said, I I'm so sorry to bother which is how everyone my family first grease each other. So sorry to bother you. Sure. And she said she thought of riddle while she was walking around her house. Wow. So this is a mama Patty, original Adal. And and we're gonna try and solve it. Thank you, it. Thank you, mama, Patty. Thank you, mommy. I'm ready. So the riddle she came up with is. You and your cousin make a pact to talk every month on the You find yourself without having talk to your cousin for sixty days straight, and yet Things are still on track. How? Okay. Analyze With 46 forty six seconds. I have a question. I have a question. This this hurdle I know was pinned by your mother. Yes. Do Erin and I have to have specific knowledge of your cousins in order to get this right? Is it like is it like, you know, Ricky has like a real weird clock that he uses is the answer. Well, the cousins on my the cousins on my mom's side of the family have certain names, and then the cousins on my dad's side of the family have very specific names that that are not Ricky. Yeah. Yeah. Sure. One of your customers is a month wizard. One of them can move through months. How early is I like like Parrott, I really I wanna see scene. Yeah. So this is this is like a new you know, I think Amazon is rebooting Lord of the Rings. I think they even the release date for the TV show. So this is like a Lord of the Rings spin off. They founded some of Tolkien's writings and some chest inside of kid's chest. And their outHey. Kill the kid. But we have a new story. And this story is the calendar wizard played by And JPC, you sort of a Bilbo prototype, a small town -- Gotcha. -- Shire kid who's who's your learning for adventure but has nothing to offer, meeting meeting the calendar wizard. Here we go. What are you you doing? What doing in my field. Oh, well, I was wondering if you'd want it to be Christmas again. I can make that happen whatever you want. No. No. Thank you. It was just Christmas two weeks ago, so I mean, Another Christmas this soon. Who are you? Wait. You you don't want to go back to Christmas already. We'll I'm the calendar wizard, of course. Of the calendar wizard or the calendar wizard. I've heard it whatever month I wanted to be. For example, I always skip Arne. That's why there hasn't been a march for a millennium. Who gives a ship? I I don't know what Arne is. So we haven't had one of those in so long. Exactly. You're welcome. Okay. And thank you. Okay. Allow me to introduce myself. This is my cornfield. I'm shellbow, fish bones. Alcoholic. Yes. From the famous fishbone family. Your first grandfather used to steal my fireworks a time or two. Oh, I'm sorry. He was executed, was executed, sir. To what? Yeah. He it was not just fireworks that he stole. He stole from almost everyone in the shower. We actually haven't had an execution before or after my grandfather. He was the only one we've ever done. Jeez. I'm sorry. III shouldn't have made such a big deal out of it. Bruce, it's on the dude. Broadband recorded. Oh my god. I think they read a letter from you at his execution. You were I guess, you couldn't be here. You were maybe like a prime witch this though. I got I got stuff. I just remembered have a bunch of stuff. Please, sir. Take a piece of Coan before you go. You have as much of it as he wants. Responsible for killing some of your family. Well, I Coan, not just him. His wife and children starved, so they had nowhere to provide. Oh, I'm getting a I turned down alright because I always take it in by the state, the hobbit state, obviously, had a pretty rough go of it. Ah, full. yeah. I'm walking them. I'm walking backwards. No. I'll come with you, not really the best who buy them for a young Arne since we really don't have much foster CoHost we of No. Why. Oh, I calendar wizard. Can you literally freeze time or go back five minutes? No. Just can change the month. Coan fix that. Can't go back to when I wasn't having this conversation. Your your powers seem pretty specific, sir. I'm getting AA0. I'm getting a magic a wizard call from from my brain. I lost all that name. Arne All you can come up with was you could come up with was call. Is it isn't wizard call hit? Be magical. Why would you you've been too specific? Keif they say when you're too specific, it's a lie. Ah, good Good point. Good. Yes. Let's talk about that. As Far as excuses go, you use as excuses go, you you use Something that was so anachronistic that I would have no context for what a call would that was so anachronistic. The oil would have no context for what a call would be. Well, aren't we using months that wouldn't exist in this universe anyway? I don't know how to do this. No one taught me, sir. I grew up in foster care because my grandfather and my father and all of my family was killed. I'm getting another call. Who is it? Say your name. Fish. I'm supposed to last. Fishbone. Oh, that's my day. And I'm the only one of my day, but I can't my whole family's dog. I fucking it's March. Have fun with March. It's kind of cold the whole time. You Keif people say it's the start of spring, but it's not. Well, this sucks. Yeah. Good luck. Good luck on Saint Patrick's Day, idiots. Whoa. The wizard is getting on the wizard's getting on all force the horse is riding on top of it. Never seen that before. Hey, Adal. You don't have to do this. See, the same. Yeah. Try to fix my scene. Oh, like, I like her. calendar wizard. I yeah. I love calendar wizard. I also like Well, he's dead now. No. Adal? Yes. Is this is this a riddle? Is the answer to this riddle something that has to do with cousins on your dad's side? No. No. It's not. Okay. So it's not. So this isn't specific to my family to the to the yeah. Let me ask about the wording on this bad boy. So it's You and your cousin are supposed to talk every thirty days or every month. month. Every Every month. it's been sixty days since you've talked, but that's not a problem. Yep. Parrott? It's the thirty I guess. Thirty. Is it Aaron? Do you have enough mumbles to share with the class? Yes. Sorry. Oh, my mom only packed enough mumbles for me. I Coan, I have one love, but I'm not gonna share it. Oh, my used my last mobile. I'm so Arne. I didn't even mean to. Okay. So I know the answer. Who who ate the last of the craft mumbles. We were supposed to have tacos tonight. I would have I would have played a character called mumbles the clown who's just, like, goes to kids Arne and was, like, fucking kill this kid. What is that? Happy birthday. Happy birthday. Have happy Happy birthday. I know the answer, dumb dumb. You can't get anything past me dumb dumb. Well, just so you know, this is my mother's Adal, so you're directly calling my mom, Patricia, a dummed up. Are you comfortable with that? I'm giving a getting a call. Because there's a special place in hell for women who hate on other women. I'm getting call. Okay. So okay. It's they talked on July first Arne then they didn't talk again until August thirty first because those two months have thirty one days next -- Back there. -- to back. Bingo Bango hotata. Aaron. Not only is that exactly not only is that exactly right, you used the specific dates my mother said when she gave the answer. She said July first and August thirty first. Those are those are the old ones that work. Okay. Just just just a quibble with the wording that your mom CoHost. Can you read back into the record, your honor, read back exactly what your mom submitted? Okay. We're gonna carve out some time for JPC to quibble, jack back, or jack back, party back, jack fuck spider fact. Yes. Share Coan on. Come here. Hand out your mumbles. No. I don't I didn't write it down. This is just from memory, but I believe she said you have a pact with your cousin to talk on the phone every This is just from Okay. I believe she said, you have a pact with your cousin to talk on the phone every month. Yes. It's been sixty days since you last talked to your cousin, but you're still on track to fulfill this agreement. Okay. Okay. Gotcha. Something along those lines. Yeah. I I totally find there. That you're on track to fulfill the agreement because I'm assuming that you and your cousin have had a conversation that said we're gonna talk in the very last day of the month, first day, last day, something like that. Because Otherwise, I'd be fucking nervous that me and my cousin, we're not gonna connect to this month. I wanna get there is one day left in the month, and I haven't talked does it yet? Mhmm. I wanna see a scene. Uh-huh. And the two of you are are the two of you close with any of cousins? No. Okay. As long as one of you is not okay. Yeah. I don't, I, I, I'm not terribly close with any of my I don't I I I'm not terribly close with any of my cousins. I enjoy my cousins, but I just don't talk to them very much. So let's do a scene. The two of you are two cousins who are talking on the phone for the first time in, like, how were long. Perhaps your parents both urged you to talk to each other, so this is cousins reconnecting after a long drought. Hey, Claire. It's it's it's Jerome. Jennifer? Sorry. Right out of the gate, it's fine. No. It's it's Jerome now. Yeah. haven't got my job yet. No. No. No. No. No. no. I'm I'm I'm I'm Jennifer. Oh, you just heard from Claire to Jennifer? Where did you change our name to the name? I changed my name from? No. I we have a grandmother named Jennifer. Oh, that's right. I I forgot that all of us cousins were born, Jennifer, and that we got to pick our own names after high school. I thought you went by Claire. What happened to Claire? My sister's name's Claire. I think you're at Jupiter. From Jupiter to Claire. Okay. You forget are you confused about who you called? No. No. No. So I I you know, there's what? There's twelve of us. We were all or Jennifer, we all got to change your name. We went to school. I obviously went to Jerome. But again, I answered to Jennifer from all the people that knew me back then, which is what I knew you. Doesn't matter? So you prefer Jennifer? Is is that what I'm hearing? Yeah. We fast forward twenty minutes into the conversation. Anyway, so Jennifer is give it a sec. Uh-huh. Can I help you? I just like, I'm so happy to just chat, but like I just like I'm so happy to just chat, but like We fast forward an hour into the conversation? J -- Mhmm. -- ENNIFER. Yeah. They spelled that. We all spelled it the We all spelled it the same. All his cousins got it spelled the same because our grandma's name, I guess, was Jennifer. Yeah. Was? Oh my gosh. That's why I'm calling you grandma's dad. Let's see. So funny. I love, I love it's like, I want to see a scene between a doctor and a love you. I love fun. I love it's like I wanna see anything between a doctor and a patient. It's like, doctor, I'm worried about my intestine. What? Actually a nurse practitioner. Oh, can I talk to the doctor? No. The doctor died. Okay. I thought it would be funny that they hadn't connected in so long that he forgot her thought it would be funny that they hadn't connected in so long that he forgot her name. And Eric's mistake was. It was very funny. I'm just I'm giving you a little peek behind the curtain. It was funny. Don't ever mistake me. Mhmm. Mhmm. So thank you mama p for that for that bespoke riddle. Thank you. It's gonna sound like a joke, but I genuinely really liked that riddle. So I'm fifteen minutes into liking riddles. Wow. Let's do the one. Okay. Sure. Actually, I was looking for Alright. You want a verbal affirmation? Erin spitting seltzer everywhere. Oh, boy. Uh-oh. She spit all over the world. She spit all over road. Dude, there my nose. She blasted. So she came out of her nose. What the fuck just happened? No. Okay. Here's an felt like that was, like, the biggest glitch I've ever seen happen on the show. Something literally broke for a second. Oh, my my nose burns now. Susan she saw red. She was extremely furious. Her two neighbors were blasting their radios very loudly. Susie could not even hear the person's shoes speaking to on the telephone due to the racket. Even though her neighbors never lowered their radios, Susie was able to hear the other person on the phone better. What's going on? Okay. Start over. I'm so confused. Go ahead. When you said that Susie turned red, I was like, that's it. That's the operative That's the operative word. And then there were so many more words that I wasn't expecting. Then I thought, I don't think that's important at all. It. Well, really, like, that that riddle is a haunted house. It feels like -- Mhmm. -- like a scary sentence that I don't know how to get. On the doors, your little 161 something jumps out at To be fair, I never said that Susie turned red. She saw She saw red. She was extremely furious. Her two neighbors were blasting their radios very loudly, Susie could not even hear the person she was speaking to on the telephone due to the racket. Even though Her neighbors never lowered their radios. Susie was able to hear the other person on the phone better. So this is there's clearly there's clearly some time passing by to where she's frustrated by the volume of her neighbor's radios. And then at some point, suddenly, she's able to hear the person on the phone better. I got it. And the radios aren't as bad or not. I got it I know it. I got it and I know it. I know it. I know you cannot fool me. Aaron, ever since you decide to love riddles, you are crushing them. I'm Better at at them. There's something to that, but I'll never learn. Adal, is it because she was calling into a rage station that they happen to be playing, and then she could hear the person answer her phone call. And then she said, can I suggest the song, and they go, sure what song? And she says, whenever when whatever, whenever, by Shakira. And they go, that's not a top forty hit, and she says, play the song. She can hear it better because it's on the radio. Parrott, I don't know if I followed anything you said, but I do wanna see a quick snippet. Did Am I wrong? This I we'll have to. I have to take a break and kind of parse through what you to I have to take a break and kinda Arne through what you said. I wanna see a thirty second clip, and Erin, this is Shakira. In twenty twenty two, she's stage about to play whenever whenever. And as she starts seeing it, she realizes she forgot words. Jeff Filmas. I'm getting a call. Sorry. We're gonna put this on Twitter. No. Filmas. All that? Hello. How do you know where external? Whatever. Whatever. This is the radio. Hi. Hi. Do know alerts to whatever one. Shit. Here it is. Whatever. Whatever. Yeah. Absolutely. But an order Yeah. I will. I gotta hold up here, but an order. For you to get these lyrics, you're gonna have to sing the drive time fart song. I love to hear you. I I love calling a radio station and be like, can you tell me love to hear calling a radio station and be like, to continue to alert you guys. Saw. Hi. I'm the guy from Coldplay. Do you know the lyrics to So Aaron, I'm not really Erin, I'm not really sure. So you're saying her neighbors are playing the same radio station that she's calling into. Yeah. So does she's hearing, like, double? Yes. So she's hearing the person that she's talking to on the she's hearing the person that she's talking to on phone through the ring. No. That's a good guess. If not, confusing guess, but it is incorrect. How was that confusing guess? I got it there. Are her neighbors blaring like a Coan Talk Radio Show, and she's talking on that Talk Radio Show. That's it. That's all That's our answer. Okay. I'm going to That's crazy. You know how people love Blair talk radio. Mhmm. I'm I'm gonna make a pool instead of water, it's your blood. Hey, I got a question for have a question. Yeah. Do you guys know what, like, red the verb would be, like, to read someone or someone's been read. What? Yeah. I'm I'm asking if you guys if you Arne familiar with that slang term. Yes. Okay. I was, I was not until like a week was I was not until like a week ago. Okay. So what happens is typically this is, I think not, maybe not exclusive, but I think primarily used in the drag queen community and it's, they, they usually say the library is open and then they will start to read everyone and to read it, everyone has to like roast them and it can be, they can be harsh roasts, but ideally that the concept is that there's love behind So what happens is typically this is I think not maybe not exclusive, but I think primarily used in the drag queen community. Okay. And it's they they usually say the library is open, and then they will start to read everyone, and to read everyone is to, like, roast them. And it can be they can be harsh but ideally, the the concept is that they're love behind it, and it should be not should not be taken to Arne. Yeah. But at the same time, it can be pretty fucking brutal too. Right? Yes. Sometimes people overcept their boundaries. Yes. And it's a lot of And it's a lot of it's a lot of commentary on physical appearance, which was shocking to me. Yeah. I guess in that in that context, it makes sense. But I guess it is to be just like, it's like to be like, like disk very But I guess is to be just like it's like to be like like dissed very hard. Yeah. You did red. Yeah. You did a red. Yep. Anyway, when you said Like, I figured out what your whole deal is. Yeah. When you said that she was seeing red, I was like, oh, in my mind, I'm like, okay. So she's about to read these two Slack Jod yokels who aren't listening to talk radio -- Totally wrong. -- totally wrong. But I got the answer right. So that's nice. Red. So you we're both incorrect, but it's you're you're not too far off ish. So Susie saw Ray, she's extremely furious. Her two neighbors were blasting their radios very loudly. Susie could not even hear the person she was speaking to the phone Tell her to their racket by her neighbors. The radio Started playing the voice of the person that she's talking playing the voice of the person that she's talking to? So I will say that there's no the the person she's talking to has nothing to do with the bracket being caused by the other by the neighbors radios. Okay. Are the neighbors, radios playing two separate things or the same Are the neighbors radios playing two separate things or the same thing? doesn't matter. It doesn't say for the sake of the riddle, we'll say two separate things. Okay. But it it truly has no bearing on the answer or to the riddle. And the whole thing is that she can hear the person she's talking to even better because of the record? No. It's the so she's on the phone with someone, her neighbors are blaring their radio, she can't even hear the person on the phone, then something happens. And even though the neighbors radios are still blaring, she can now hear the person on the phone better. So it all has to do with the context of what's going on. Once you saw the riddle, it'll become clear why -- Got it. -- the she was able to hear better. Does the person on the Toney, on their end, turn to radio on that are playing those same two different things to cancel out all of that noise. Okay. I can't even I can't even possibly begin to dip my toes into what's going on here. Yeah. gotta say. This is a big brain shit. Hey, dude. I actually liked the way you think, and I sort of scratched the the right part of my brain. I was like, yes. That's how the world should work. Yes. Hey, sound. I'm in the woods. Sound. So I'll give I'll give a hint. And the hint is when you think of neighbors, what do you think? Like, in your mind's eye when you hear neighbor, walk me through the picture of this being painted. Okay. Seth Vogue An alien named big dog. Next to a college, like, party house. Right. But he's like, okay, But he's, like, a little bit older at this. Okay. Wait a minute. He's gonna get alenoid. But oh, he's going to get annoyed, but best guess But oh, he's gonna get annoyed. But best guess what, He's also gonna get even. Now, Efron has no fucking clue. Zach? Oh, yeah. Zach, the abs, Efron. I mean, his shirt is off immediately. As soon as this movie goes, I think it started with what was the question at soon as this movie goes, and he can start home. Okay. What was the question, Adal? I've only ever seen a trailer. Oh, what do you think of when do you think of neighbors? So rethink what a neighbor could be. Like a This is neighbor state farm is there. This is don't overthink that. It's just Keif neighbor. That's a type of neighbor? Yeah. So I think think most people when you hear a neighbor, you think of a physical house next to your house. Right? So rethink what a neighbor could be because Oh, neighbors could be temporary. Is this neighbors in, like, Arne? Are these car radios? She Oh buddy, you nailed buddy. You nailed it. So is she just drive diving away, and that's why it doesn't she can hear the person. don't wanna say it. So here's what's going on. I've heard this car phone. Susie was on cell phone while stopped at a red light. That's why she saw red. Her two neighbors, quote unquote, who had their car radios on, pulled away. When the light changed to green, she didn't in the light changed to green. She didn't? No. She hit the curb. Wait. She hit it. I need to see a scene out all your guide, driving his car with the windows need to see a scene. Sure. I noodle, your guy driving his car with the windows Coan, and you think that JPC is following you. But, really, he just wants to keep hearing the same song that you're playing on your radio, and it's you finally sort of snapping. Okay. I can never be a Coan. Why is this guy riding my tail? What is going on? Is this just like a Milwaukee thing? Or is Come on, buddy. Back off. What? I could never be a real woman. What? And to to to me? Yes. Yeah. Can you hear me? But yeah, I can hear Yeah. I can I can hear you? Is there problem? Yeah. You're on my you're on my fucking tail. It's like you're trying to bump up against my bumper. Oh, I'm getting too close. I'm I'm so sorry. I'm I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. It's just that I'm listening to White Toney, your woman, the famous nineteen nineties Arne, Yeah. I mean it it's a I Coan, they it it's a cover. Oh, is it? Yeah. They didn't do it originally. Now, it's a cover who a much old I thought that you might like to know. Okay? I heard you enjoying the song, and every time I see someone enjoying, I Coan never be a woman by White Toney, I do have to let them know that it's a cover. Take It has been sampled. Who's saying the original? It's an older As you get older, like jazz an older like jazz song. Oh, Oh. Right? I You know what? I pulled you pulled you over. I'm a alien named we I just wanted to let you know that no one knows that song. No. Lots of people do. What? You're an alien. But they don't know where they know it from because it's a cover. I don't know older Coan. I don't come to fucking Mars and say no one knows what this fucking GLAP food is. You know, a lot of our song lungs. I know some Martian songs. Yes, you do. David Bowie? Oh, shit. He was Rocket Coan. That's one of ours. Elton John was looking for an alien. There's a sample of that White Town song on the new Dewalipa album. No. Yeah. I have to listen to it. I always think about the Imperial Arne 161 I hear it. Like, oh, dude. Yeah. There's an Yeah. You're right. It's white Toney, but it's a contra. You're my fucking best friend. Hey, Wu. Hey, Wu. Yes. Me? Yes. No. Yeah. My name's Leo. My name's Leo. Whoa. We just have the same grandmother. My name's Weststein. Oh, Sidekick of Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo. Woo is our noise. Is that Woo. -- no. Yeah. I think it Woo. Woo. don't think it was woo. I think it was think it was Woo. I think it was yeah. Did that. That's intentional. That's intentional. know you. I don't know. We're gonna take a quick break we'll be right back with puzzles. Which we love now. We love them. Hey, Adal. Hey, Aaron. I got a pick up phone and pay pick with you. With you. Yeah. What is it? Going on. Oh, Okay. That's weird of don't know. How you knew that I had a bone to pick with the two of you. Well, you know how you guys I said, look, I was I needed some help, like, meditating and and getting into, like, meditation. 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You know when you have guests visit from out of town and you feel really guilty making them sleep on the sofa? Oh, Yeah. Because of Coan of -- Yeah. -- my stink and how I'm on there like thirteen hours a day. Yeah. There's yeah. Three things to start to stink after three days. Fish and family. I I love your standup and I want to get back to love your stand up I wanna get back to it. But my sister just came into town to visit and I didn't feel guilty at all because she got to sleep on my all forms sofa, which is my favorite place to take a But my sister just came into town to visit Arne I didn't feel guilty at all because she got got to sleep on my AllForm sofa, which is my favorite place to take a nap. I was more jealous that you got to sleep on it. Oh, Aaron, you're talking about AllForm. them. This is from the company that makes helix mattresses, This is from the company that Helix mattresses, right? Which gives me the best night's sleep I've ever had in my which give me the best nights sleep I've ever had in life. He looks mattress, but I have an all formed couch as my Helix mattresses, but I have an all formed couch as well. And when people come over, they always say, this is the nicest And when people come over, they always say, this is the nicest couch. And then they plopped couch then they plop down. They take my chase lounge side of the couch, and then I'm all They take my Chase lounge side of the couch then I'm all upset I start to cry Arne I call you. Remember, I want to get back to your stand-up remember? I wanna get back to your stand battle. I know that all forum, couches you're allowed to like customize I know that all form couches you're allowed to, like, customize them. You can like pick your you Coan, like, pick your, you know, materials. You can upgrade to premium you can upgrade the premium materials. You can do like spill stain and scratch resistant you can do, like, spill, stain in scratch resistant fabrics. You can change the color, the color of the legs, the sofa You can change the color, the color legs, the sofa size. Do you let your sister customize it into an assault or did you just, she just had to sleep on what you Do you let your sister customize it to those all? Or you just she just had to sleep on what you made. She had to sleep on what I made, but no She had to sleep on what I made, but no complaints. I picked the sand color and it was like the absolute perfect color for I picked the sand color, and it is like the absolute perfect color for sofa. And I have a dog and I was still able to pick that color because it's so easy to And I have a dog I was still able to pick that color because it's so easy to clean. And when they say pet resistant, they mean when they say pet resistant, they mean it. For anything about the color sand, it's the only color that's also a flavor. Oh, Wait, Oh, wait. what? I want to get back to your I wanna get back to your stand up, but they've also got arm chairs and love seats all the way up to an eight seat sectional. So there's something for So there's something for everyone. Also, if you move and you go into a new space you can add or subtract pieces, which I think is the best part. Now AllForm has these tiny little delivery robots. They're going to ship your sofa directly to your home with fast free They're gonna ship your sofa directly to your home with fast free shipping. And in the past, if you want to order a sofa, it would take weeks or even months to arrive. And you would need to call, you know, your uncle over or someone to help you assemble it Nobody likes their uncle. All form takes just three to seven days to arrive in the mail and you can assemble it yourself in a few minutes, Gemma and I put ours together in about 15 minutes, no tools All form takes just three to seven days to arrive in the mail Arne you can assemble it yourself in a few minutes. Jemma and put ours together in about fifty minutes. No tools needed. We were pleased as We were pleased as punch. And If getting a sofa in store sounds a little risky because you know, risky, Pete hangs outside of that And if getting a sofa in store sounds a little risky because you know, risky he hangs outside of that store. And you know, he he's nothing but store you know he he's nothing but trouble. You don't need to worry because you get a hundred days to decide if you want to keep You don't need to worry because you get a hundred days to decide if you wanna keep it. That's more than three months, but not a ton more than three months, just technically more than three it. That's more than three months, but not a ton more than three months just technically more than three months. And if you don't love it, they'll pick it up for free and give you a full And if you don't love it, they'll pick it up for free and give you a full refund. JPC. Did you realize they even offer a forever warranty literally forever Until the heat death of the universe to find your perfect sofa, check out all form.com/rental and all four is offering 20% off all orders for our listeners at you realize they even offer a forever warranty, literally forever until the heat death of the universe. To find your perfect sofa, check out all form dot com slash Adal. And Allform is offering twenty percent off all orders for our listeners at all. form.com/riddle, R I D D L E dot dot com slash RIDDLE. Hey, it's me, Rifai Pete. You wanna sit on these nails? I told you last time, I'm not by your sofa Pete? I guess we're going back to Adal stand up. What What else? What else? Where are you from? Okay. We are. Twenty seven minutes and forty eight seconds in to liking riddles. How does everyone feel physically and emotionally? Now I wanna just point something out because -- Mhmm. -- I feel like people are downgrading. Because what I said was I love And Aaron, you've been throwing the like word around. Now I've been in a relationship before where, you know, love and like, it's very important with one person saying one word or the other person saying the other word. So I just wanna come up to that say, I still love Reynolds. No. I'm having a lot of fun getting to know them. No. It's like think we're casual and 161, and I feel like we're really having gotten hanging out. I feel like Aaron loves hanging out with riddles. Mhmm. Yeah. And the way I feel is I I still love riddles, but I get the sneaking suspicion that Adal don't love me back, if that makes sense? Sure. Yeah. And there's something to unpack there. Yeah. Mhmm. Aaron, how are you doing? Who's to say? I had any given moment. You are. don't self assess. I never take my temperature. Whatever's just happening Arne here is happening and I'll never know what it is. Fair enough. Okay. Interesting way to go about your life. Probably healthy. Right? Loving. Woo. Speaking of loving Adal, it's fucking Valentine's Day over here because we have chocolate Arne full of moreGet Okay. Sure. The famous politician made sure that his acceptance speech would not be misquoted. It wasn't. What's going on? The famous politician wanted to make sure his acceptance speech would not be misquoted Arne it wasn't? Mhmm. Oh, he didn't win. Four. He said the version of his speech to all the newspapers. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. I love I he didn't Arne he never got to give the accepted speech. Is it he didn't get to give the accepted speech for some other reason? Like, he didn't he didn't want his acceptance speech to be misquoted. So when he wanted, he just got up the stage, he, like, graces hands, quieted the whole crowd. Out then just put out sunglasses and lean back. He got my vote. Bow. You're describing spuds, Mackenzie bow describing Spuds Mckenzie, bow Well, I wanna see a scene. My guys aren't cool. Yeah. I wanna see a scene. JPC, you're a politician who's giving an acceptance speech against four a role that you did not win? A role. What do you think of politicians? outHey fulfill a role. I like you're supposed to be president of the United States with the shave. A position you did position you did not win. Sure. You're giving an acceptance speech in a very positive manner. Wait. So I'm giving acceptance speech for something I lost? Yes. Okay. Gotcha. Gotcha. And Aaron, you are the reporter interviewing this politician? Well, I just wanna just just to Rifai. This is person giving an accepted speech -- Uh-huh. -- to 161 reporter who's So You're, you're probably inserting your acceptance probably inserting your acceptance speech. Got it. Got it. I just wanna make sure at those, one of the accepted speeches. Okay. I got it. I got it. Thank you so much for talking to 123 news I just wanted to give you my condolences for losing the race. We think that was a race well run Youtuber very close the entire time. Yeah. What are you feeling today? Well, I'm almost losing the race. First of all, Jennifer, was it? Yes. Jennifer? I wanted to say I thank you for the I wanted to say, I thank you for the condolences. I do not accept them. I will not require them. Look, I love my team. My team did a hell of a job. We ran a hell of a campaign. And when the final numbers came back in, really gonna enjoy working with him in Washington DC. I think that everybody that I worked with is gonna make legislating their number one priority this fall. So they're going to support your opponents camp. Like, they're I'd love to talk about my opponent. I'd love to talk about my opponent because The winner who Glen winner who Glenn ran a hell of a campaign. Glenn ran a hell of a campaign. Arne, you know, I'm sure years from now when he thinks back on what went wrong. He's gonna have a lot of insight. But right now, let's not let's not let's not make it about that because he's going through something right now. So let's making about that. Yeah. He's going through his things and packing for DC. DC? Yeah. I Coan, we're I mean, basically, when I'm packing for DC, what I'm bringing is a a backhoe because we're gonna have to clear the swamp out of all of the corruption. So You're still planning on moving to oh still planning on moving to Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, Jennifer. 161 know you lost. So it's important to be where the action is because that's where the American people are gonna need That's where they're gonna want on the front lines that's what I intend to do. This was never about an election. This was about a movement Arne this was about a people and a will the will of the people was expressed at the ballot box. And it doesn't matter what is reflected by that will. The will is what matters. Uh-huh. Okay. This just in. This guy has gone crazy. Oh, Jennifer. Jennifer Jennifer Jennifer. You can't, you can't start wandering into my can't you can't start wandering into my shot. Well, it's my shot. The people Vogue. And the people said Every shot should be the big shot, and I'm the big shot. As this is This guy is not accepting his loss, really embarrassing, really a sore loser, over here. We're gonna go back to Right. Jennifer, it It sounds like you're trying to quit the like you're trying to quit the interview. If you leave the interview, I win the interview. So Arne you accepting that you lost the interview? I will offer you condolences Rifai I would like the number of your therapist. Okay. Which one? How how many codes you Coan? See. That's what the calendar was, it should have said. Arne a call from my therapist. Did YouTube did YouTube watch in homeroom in high school? Did you have channel one news? No. No. What is that? It's been regional thing. It was just like a news program geared towards I guess, teenagers, where it was like, this just in Brussels sprouts are delicious. Like, it was I think I wanna say Anderson Cooper was one of the anchors. What? And that's how we gotta start. I might be wrong. So this was like a real this was not just something that they did at more high school I Somebody should No. Yeah. I think it was like a national thing, I I think it was like a I think it's a national thing. I think so. Okay. It was called channel one news, and it was every day in high school during homeroom, we would sit there for, like, ten minutes we'd watch this program Arne then it would don't know if it was pretaped or live or what. Oh my gosh. I think it still exists. Still exists? Was Anderson Cooper Oh, no. It closed in May of twenty eighteen. It closed closed? Was it a brick and moreGet? Yeah. There is a storefront in Chicago. No. They didn't. If it started in nineteen eighty Arne, and then it was its Adal debut was when nineteen ninety. Mhmm. And it's like an educational program. I can try to figure out what's the controversy. No. We oh, no to the controversy. Okay. But I don't know I don't know if it was meant to be played in schools, but our school, they were like, Oh, so this this wasn't, like, kids read the news. This was, like, adults doing news. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I mean, this is the most American thing I've ever heard, what the controversy is. It was because of the commercial content on the show. Critics claimed that it was a problem in classrooms because it forced children to watch ads and wasted time in tax Mhmm. So they sold adds. See it's it's kids. We love watching it because we're, like, every minute we're watching this is a minute don't have to be in class. Yeah. So we adored it. So, like, it's definitely our name we're gonna add advertised you. Every moment that my child is watching an ego commercial, they're not learning about critical race theory, which is the only thing that I care about. Lose the ads Mhmm. -- put the CRT back in the classroom baby. Oh. If they're learning if they're looking at echo waffles, they don't have to learn anything applicable. They're gonna, like, you oh god. Oh god. The world is so dark. If they're watching the me want hunting, Combs, creature, whatever the high incomes mascot is, which is like a rabid hedgehog or something, then they're not learning how to spell the If they're watching them, you want honeycomb's creature, whatever honeycomb's mascot is, which is like, a rapid hedgehog or something, Arne they're not learning how to spell words. Honestly, You're you go to school to learn how to spend money and not know how to do your you go to school to learn how to spend money and not know how to do your taxes. That is what the American education system is all outHey. Did you guys did you guys ever take mental health days when you were in school? Did your parents allow for mental health days? Yeah. A couple. No. We my my my mom definitely did. It it became that was, like, more of a thing that was in high school. Like, I don't think it was necessarily a thing in grade school, I still I had to, like, fake sick sometimes to get out of things. But in general, sometimes if you were just, like, really stressed, I think we were all really stressed in high school because it was a very aggressive curriculum. We we could we could take like a mental health day and then not go to school. And I do remember that I got a letter that got sent home that there was like you there you could have ten excused absences a year, and I had used eight excused absences. And they sent a letter to my house to be like, hey, your son is missed. Eight days of school. And I was like, bitch, these are excused absences. It's not like I skipped school. I had an excuse. And I have two more of them. So it's like it's like someone's being like, hey, you know, you've you've almost used all your PTO. It's like, yeah, it's fucking mine. That's why it's there. But for me, very JPC to call an entire high school a bitch. Yeah. Would've I mean, I think that's great to have mental health phase. But yeah. I when I went to school, that was back when my Coca Cola had cocaine in it. And -- Yeah. -- cereal was used to curb masturbation. At we stopped doing those jokes a while ago. You don't need to do them and do yourself. People social media, you haven't. Yeah. My mom, let me take mental health days. But she wouldn't let me take them on a day that she knew I had a test. So I wasn't allowed to use them to try to avoid a test I go, mom, that the hope. Yeah. But I do appreciate that you let me take them sometimes. There are just some days that are just like too much. It it if it if my child came up to me they were like, I need to use a mental health thing. I was like, what's going Coan? they're like, well, Rifai I use it today, I get to skip taking this test. I have more time to frame for it. Or I Coan to take a makeup test, which is like a way easier version. I'd be like, Yeah. That's a definite home run reason to take a mental health day. Are you kidding me to make it test easier? I'm texting you my mom's number? I'm just going to need you to say that exact thing, I'm just asking you to say that exactly. If it doesn't hear it, please. Thank you so much. You're encouraging your kid to develop street smarts, not just smarts. Mhmm. I know what? Even if they're out there sling and cocaine for dad because I want my kids to have a drug business. Uh-huh. I don't know if I could tell you a single thing I learned in college. Or a single thing I learned from math in high school. Yeah. Like, what's math? It's a drug that's made in mostly trailer parks and it explodes. That's crystal Pepsi. Oh. Truly it's wild. It's so wild that high school is like, okay, welcome to math class. This little computer is gonna do everything you need to do, but you're gonna sit here and learn how to talk to this computer. Whereas like, I never There's nothing that happened in in geometry or anything that I've had to apply in life ever ever. Never. I don't know. So as as people know, I am the bookkeeper for Hayward and Adal, and you would not believe the number of times I have to throw fucking trapezoids in those books. I mean, it's like it's very math heavy, but it's all geometry. It's almost all geometry. Which I think we might be doing something wrong. hate to butt into your job, but the fact it's you just like trying to find the sorry. I'm sorry, I'm Arne, Aaron. Okay. Leave it to me. Okay. By the way, quick meeting. We owe the IRS three Acute TRIES. We are fucked. Oh, no. We are We can't afford that. I spent, I spent, I feel like society should, we should reverts to there's a little known nonfiction book called the I spent I I spent I feel like society should we should revert to there's little known non fiction book called The Giver. It was based on the time of society where you were just told what your role would be when your little kid. I feel like that's how we should do things. It's like, you're gonna be, hey, you three. You three are math people, and that's gonna be your focus. And so, like, best of luck, and then we shove them into a boat or whatever. Exactly. But it's It just feels I don't know. There's a lot. We need to start teaching kids how many acute triangles they're gonna owe the government We just need to start unfolding it. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. The government already knows how many acute triangles you owe it. It's all the fucking TurboTax lobbying industry that makes us do taxes this way. Yep. The government should just tell me how much I owe. Why should I tell you? Actually seeing here that you owe a circle. And I go, what? Excuse him why? Here's what I wanna propose. I have to pay a circle in twelve days. Are you kidding Unless you can tell me this conference, here's what I'm proposing. And I need the two of your support. Sure. We need to start a high school. That teaches a new radical curriculum. Arne then it's gonna be called Hey Riddle High. Okay. Okay. My brain just smack mashed to the moment where we're all getting arrested. This is called Riddle High. We need people to enroll. If you would like to enroll, email us at Arne podcast at gmail dot com or go on social media use the hashtag Adal High. Here's what's gonna happen. We're gonna get so much They're gonna be, like, this isn't accredited. You can't just teach kids. You're Coan Erin. What? You gotta be hearing it out as we go. Erin, sweetie. They let Jared leto whatever he does and You're gonna go to jail. Nobody lets Jared leto do what he does. He's, like, does it. Hulk or something. Yeah, he is. So my man JPC? Melendy Aaron? We are the three principals. We're not only principals, we're three teachers, And we're your three best friends. And we're also the three cafeteria we're also the three cafeteria workers. So oh, yeah. Hold on. This is awesome. Something a lot of work. So Enroll now. Okay. Enroll now. Classes are gonna start probably in September. Okay? So we don't have much time at all. Well, Septa, I didn't say, what year? Twenty twenty one. Well, wait. Hold on, Kevin. I thought you meant. Maybe if we had some help from a little calendar wizard, it my God. Jesus. I told you he's dead. He died. He's dead. Adal. At'll. We got do one more riddle. Do you have another riddle for us? I love I love the things. You're in luck. We have one more Adal, and it's the one we never solved. Oh, shit. Wait. What was it? The famous politician made sure that his acceptance speech would not be misquoted. It wasn't. What's what's go Marvin Gaye, everyone. Was it not misquoted because he took out all the spaces and just read over word fast. I wish that is wish. That is incorrect. Can you Coan we have a hint? Something someone said earlier was pretty close. Oh, oh, was it not misquoted because he he he changed it to just be one word, which was just him saying, like, thanks. That's the closest we've been so far. Hell yeah, without going over. But this is think about no. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry. outHey Good room. Good room to think about what did. I mean, this is this seems like something that would even be happening with, like, modern day politicians even though I'm sure this riddle was from a while ago. He just said we did it. Yeah. I mission accomplished. We just put up a banner. So this is all we're we're circling the answer. So what can you do? What's the one way? It's almost I think it's like a parable where it's like, to do this you do this in the parable so that you so that you don't remove any doubt from outHey. How does it go? Huh? I know so we're trying to guess a parable that you don't know. This is gonna be tough. So no, Sorry. I went to the Salvation Army and I found a pair of bulls that are stunning that would go well with my armor and So this is something where it's like you can Both in an arm bar. Both in an arm bar. So so what's what's the one way that they can ensure that they won't be misquoted. There's one obvious way that they Absolutely. Toney They made it a made it a dance. They made their acceptance speech of the visual beautiful dance. I Parrott, you're pretty much right. Can you just speak to instead of what they're doing, can you tell me what they're not doing? Talking, they're not talking. The politicians said nothing. What's the there's a parable that's like better to wait, I That was the first thing I said. I said sunglasses and leaned back. Oh, my my bed. What do you 161 a fucking thumbs up, dude? Here you go. Oh, I got a thumbs up. That's awesome. What's the Parrott that's like better to have loved Coan lied. Anything. Better to not say anything Arne have people think that you're stupid Coan open your mouth and remove all doubt. Yeah. The pair of heads like that. It's something I think that's pretty much it. Exactly. Yeah. So While there's over a hundred and fifty episodes of hey riddle riddle or we're just chatting. So I feel like cats out of the bag about how dumb we are. That's true. We're over to bed. We're over bed. We're we're we're we're. Oh, Aaron, did you hear that? That was cats out of the bag, which means one thing Look look look lightning round. Oh, we have a riddle that we have to solve in one minute or less. You two ready? Sure. Yeah. I'm ready. I love riddle. Don't put the cat back in the back. He's very lonely in there. Well, depends on if he answered this. It's a short hanger's back. So if he goes back in there, he might be dead. No. No. No. That that we can see and hear the cats in bag. Oh, this shirt against bags have got down in quality. With a box, you don't see a cat's face pressed up against a gasping for air. This But you see you see their paw If I had if I had do you it's everybody. Your paw coming out of the top of the box. She's like, spotting. I love cats. I would never hurt one. Here we go. Kevin's happy family were often negative to the people who knew them even each other. Most people admired the family greatly. I'll read that one more time. Kevin's happy family often negative to the people who knew them, even to each other. Most people admired the family greatly. What's going on here? Okay. Got it. Arne are they actors as a show where people are like, oh, we love that family so much, but they're so sick of each other from fucking working on set with each other every day. JBC, you're partially right. They are famous performers. 00I was gonna say that they were doctors they would give people negative test results it would make them feel good. Oh, Erin, you are correct in that the term negative is used in a different way than how we usually use it. Well, so we were right. Pregnancy. So you're both right? So did you did you have something you wanted to tell our audience? I said I mumbled pregnancy, but no more mumbled left sorry. I did have one extra mambo in my bag, but I didn't know when I told you guys on a mambo. I didn't know I had more. So they are my day They are entertainers or you said actors? They're entertainers? Lightning round thirty seconds left. They are famous performers. Famous performers. Possibly. It's always So we I think what we have to discover now is why negative means. So Kevin's happy family were often negative to the people who knew them. Even even each other. Most people admired family greatly. One of one of those restaurants where they're mean to each other. it's a antibiotic Yes. It's a family of eddavex, Rifai to eddavex. Oh, would they do Shakespeare together? Oops. All the Bevyx. Yeah. Fragancy cash. Taxpayer? Okay. I don't know what else can be I don't know what else can be negative. Negative. Oh, is it, like, what now? Were they doing, like, slams on each other? Or they're it's it's drag racing. They're all reading each other. Possibly. Parrott, magnets is closer. But it's a it's a different use of the word negative. We have ten seconds left. Is it Fung Shui? In the use of negative space. Aaron, I don't wanna put these cats back in this bag, but you're giving me much choice. If anyone knows anything about Feng Shui, my bedroom has two walls of windows Arne the wall that doesn't have the window or the closet or indoor on it, there's not really a room for a bed, but you're not supposed to put your bed under windows. But I'm sort of running of here. Anyone have any suggestions for me? I don't know the answer to this role. You've you've been in this place for, like, over a month. Just got furniture a couple days ago, though. Whoa. My experience. She is sleeping all the Coan. Aaron, here's what I'll say hint in terms of negative, Paul Simon. Walter Ios. That that one woman who shoots Annie Lebowitz. Oh, photos. A photo. Photographs. Kevin's family were known through their photographs, quote unquote, negatives, because they were famous performers, and therefore it mired. That's a little tricky, but Yeah. -- it's a little tricky because That's not how we do photos not how we do photos anymore. I wanna see scene. Mhmm. Erin and JPC, the two of you are you're a Adal, and you are tag team photographers. So you are famous couple that does a lot of shoots for celebrities and bands and whatnot. And the two of you are doing a photoshoot. And your method when you're calling for poses and all the stuff is a little unorthodox. We're gonna see that while you're photography while you're photographing me, an actor who just wanna Oscar. Okay. Chad Chad is it? Yeah, Chad. Okay. Great. And we're gonna start, honey. Can you hit the Can you hit the fan? Absolutely. Fans going. Hold hold the Oscar high. Give me a war champion. And I'm I don't know if you saw him bald, so the fan is not really It's just Coan of Don't worry about it. Don't We're not hearing Don't Coan us. We're not We're not here. I'm not even like we have warrior. Arne you do you have any allergies? Yes, Penicillin. No. Don't talk. Don't talk to us. Name as many state capitals as you possibly can. Hello? Name is Minnie State Capital. This is Mark. There's a piece of cranking pie in front of you take a big bite of pumpkin pie. Don't fake it. The interior is what you pie. You keep the pie. Okay. I'm I'm also allergic to pie. Keep the pie away from the fan. It's getting too close to the fan. We're moving the Fed closer to the pie. Is your phone on Is your phone on you? Yeah. Do you Call your brother. Call your brother right now. Okay. Spell Reese's weatherspoon in your mind. Don't say that loud. Don't say that. Don't say that loud. Don't say that loud. Spell it in your mind. Hello, Josh. Coan, can you hang on for a Coan. Are you spelling it? Are you spelling it? Uh-huh. Okay. Josh, tell your brothers, spell. Smell to him. Describe Josh's smell to him. Describe it. Josh, you have sort of a it's like anunctuous Stand up straight. Stand up straight. Sorry. I'm sorry. Sorry, mother. It's uh-huh. I'm sorry. Mother. Mother. Yeah. Grab some of the other piece of pie. The interns got pie. Shit. Shit. Shit. Shit. Okay. home. I guess you didn't notice the intern is your brother. Say hello to your brother. He's EWETHR. He really knew your brother. You would know his smell. He's been right in front of view. I got out of shot. I got the shot as well. But this guy never answered the phone. No. I talk. See that. I think they got it. I think they got it. Speaking of getting it, it Aaron Keif. Do you have anything that you've gotten recently? In terms of plugs or something to promote or tell people? Mhmm. Okay. So I wanna plug this podcast in general, and then also the fact that I just was a guest on it. It's called Crushes by Diana Ortiz, and I she's a friend of a friend and we met at a bar recently. And I heard about her podcast and I got home from the bar and I did not stop listening to her podcast for, like, two weeks. It is so charming. It has one of the best energies of any new podcasts I've ever listened It has 161 of the best energies of any new podcasts I've ever listened to. And she basically just talks about crushes with different comedians like a slept pretty crashes you had growing up. Mhmm. And she plays the game hot or tall. Like, is that person hot or they just tall? And it is so funny and so fun and she Headgum many good guests I got asked to be on it and I had the best time I was so nervous this because I'm a huge Coan. But please check it out. I think everyone would really, really enjoy it. Hakuto Call sounds like a Patreon game that we would have. Bet. I I know. I think that I'm like trying to get her I want her to come on a Patreon episode and play it with you guys because you guys would absolutely love it. Small, hot, or tall. Coan, can you give us a little sneak preview in terms of naming one of your crushes growing up? Maybe I said the entire cast of newsies. But maybe I didn't tell But hey, spoiler She definitely did. No. Maybe not. No. No. I said something else. Maybe dev Patel for way too Maybe No. You said No. Deb Patel for way too long. Way too long. Find it. I just saw the green night last night. I'm so excited to see. And he's he's a hunk of medieval metal. The green I'm trying to like green bite. Guys Arne JPS anything to plug. No. Just normal stuff. JPS supply on Twitter, Arne Parkman, on Instagram Arne Twitch coming out in the Twitch chat. Give us an update that you'd like plug. Oh, yeah. I would like to plug the we're wrapping up the third season of Hello from the Magic Tavern. Our finale should be out in the next weaker two. It does star one Keif as mom of the mouse a few other surprise guests. So check out our finale of season three, and then we're taking a bit of a break. We're gonna A note on that. Uh-huh. One of the hardest I've ever laughed on any podcast episode ever was -- Oh. -- that recording. So And And then magic is going to take a bit of a management's gonna take a bit of a We're gonna get massages. We're gonna eat healthy. And then we're gonna be back with season four, which is gonna have all kinds of fun surprises and stuff. And we're excited to announce all that. And then also I was a guest on a podcast called a reasonable Keif. That's called a reasonable beef. Which I don't know if that's an Australian term. I think Heaps the Keif is an Australian term. Sure. But I got to talk about one of my favorite bad movies called nothing but trouble. So please check out regional blue reasonable Keif podcast. It's hard to say sometimes. And check out the hayward riddle patreon dot com slash hayward riddle. If we have our first stretch our newest stretch goal is for an adult episode, an adult led episode where called Yeah. Well, I'm sorry. What's the what's the name of the Adal? Saddle. Saddle. Saddle. With a brand new theme by Arne Parrott, that is a bop. And we'd love Oh, it's such a bop. It's a western bop. Oh, it's a western bop. We would love for everyone to hear We would love for everyone to hear it. So head over to the Patreon sign up Arne get us closer to that stretch goal. And if you are one of the first let's see here. Twenty six people who emails us about wanting to attend Riddle High School. In the email, put in your favorite letter. And the first twenty six people who do that will get a letterman jacket. Of course, a a Adal high. A letterman jacket is just a jacket with a giant letter on it. You pick your letter, but there's only 26 to go You pick your letter, but there's only twenty six to go around. That's not going to happen. Nope, but I'm, I'm going to answer some emails in about three I'm I'm gonna answer some emails in about three weeks. I'm gonna be confused as to what fuck people are talking about. Parrott, speaking of what looking into the night sky and being confused as fuck as in terms of what's happening, you ever look out there and see something where you just can't each your mind can't grab spot you're looking at. You ever see that? Yeah. I go. Jupiter. No. It's just a plane. Bye forever. Waka waka the kids. I wonder how long that's gonna last. Sorry. Bear in season. And, Patrick, the editing. That's all little created by Emma, Cardenas, and Emma Hey there, Jennifer Sinclair's. 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